Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
Welcome to Seasonable Clout with Thaddeous Shade — the couch-side hot seat where real takes meet pop culture. Each week, Thaddeous dives into TV shows, movies, sports, news, and life with raw humor, bold opinions, and an unmatched vibe. Whether he’s breaking down blockbuster moments, giving unfiltered takes on trending topics, or chopping it up with wild guests, it’s all real, all entertaining, and all Shade.
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Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
Solar Eclipse in the Sky 😅 I’m Caffeine High
SOLO BABY I’m back solo episode and i get to chuggin coffee ☕️ and letting lose about being pulled up on and asked for money I talked about Bill Nye the sience guy is still schooling 30 years later and maaaaaan i get to in zone about so many thing just Solo, baby, I’m back with a solo episode, and I get to chugging coffee ☕️ and letting loose about being approached and asked for money. I talked about how Bill Nye the Science Guy is still schooling us 30 years later, and, man, I get so in the zone about so many things. Just enjoy!
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Speaker 2:That's what I'm. You know I'm trying to help you out here. Is that better? Ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade. This is Seasonable Clout. I am back. A solo episode. I consider myself the couch comedian because, you know, I'm not really a comedian. I don't do it professionally, but I consider myself semi-funny and I'm happy to be back with a solo episode. It makes me feel good, I feel special, I feel packed full of caffeine. Yeah, that's what I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go packed full of caffeine, packed full of caffeine.
Speaker 2:I just whipped up a batch of some of the finest coffee you can get in America and that's inside Thaddeus Shades crib. I put together some special stuff. It's unique. You know I do my.
Speaker 2:I do a lot of physical work. I walk into the kitchen, I grab the cup. You know that's a lot of labor in that. And when I'm putting all that hard work in, after I grabbed the cup, I gotta, I gotta put the cup under the spout. I think that's called a spout. I gotta put it under the spout. There, you know. And then when I, when I, when I placed the cup under the spout, it's more labor, it's more work. And then I got to and then I got to grab a pod. You know how hard it is. I got to slide my tray out. I got to grab a pod. That's a lot of work and I put the pod into the to the to the thing, cause I got an espresso. I put it into the thing, I hit the thing, the thing comes down and and then the coffee comes out. And that's a lot of work and that's the best coffee in America. You can only get it inside my crib. I'm really good at it. But I did get a coffee pod that is, um, it's got like uh, um, some extra B12 in it. You know when you, when you're a heavyweight vegan, you know you don't get your B12, you know. So, um, but yeah, man, I'm back and this is a solo episode and I feel really, really good because I don't have to.
Speaker 2:I'm not restrained. You know, I'm not tied down. What I mean by that is I'm not sitting in front of somebody and I give everybody a different version of me. If you're not going to, if you're a person that screams, I'm always me in front of everybody. I don't care who it is, you're a liar. When I do interviews, you know I have different faces for different faces. You know I have different tones for different people that I'm interviewing and I'm really restrained. I can't be weird, I can't be cocky, I can't be crazy. You know, I can't be weird If y'all could see my dog right now, if you could see Winston and when I talk about him all the time, this guy lives a life of luxury.
Speaker 2:Don't Don't get it confused. We all know pets don't pay bills. But if you see him right now, he's leaned in his home, he's got a cage Right, but the cage is rarely closed unless I'm fucking with him and he's giving me shit. And he's inside, he's locked down, he's doing, he's doing a hard labor time right there, but he leans up against the cage like he's just mistreated in life. I mean the whole face is smushed into the cage. I mean what I mean, but he's, but he's my guy, it's unnecessary. You want to come out, brother Winston? Come on.
Speaker 1:Come on man.
Speaker 2:Come on, bro, I just gave you the horse call in front of the world, or at least the 78 people that might see this. But yeah, he's a, he's a spoiled fucker, you know, and that's my guy. But I'm happy, like I said, in front of different, in front of my different interviews, I give different faces. I'm a different person, right? I think everybody it's different, so you need to. Everybody is different, so you need to interview people different. But when I'm solo I've said this before I'm Arkham, I'm crazy inside the dome and I get to let it all out. And I've gotten people who've listened to the very first solo episode that I did have told me me like I didn't even know you was like that, I didn't know that. And that's great to hear because that means that I really enjoy doing these episodes and I really enjoy doing these podcasts. And you know I'm going to start to do more. I'll at least do this one and then one more before I get back into interviews and I'm looking forward to the interviews. But I really love the episodes where I'm just by myself and I get to rant and go nuts and be insane and I get to show off my pops Y'all see Steffi in the front and you know, steffi play tonight, steffi play tonight, the Warriors play tonight, they play Houston tonight, you know, and we need to win, we need to win. And y'all see, I got my Ninja Turtles. You know those. I got a Ninja Turtle shirt on right now with the Wolverine button up on.
Speaker 2:I don't understand what's going on right now, but I'm an odd nerd. You know what I'm saying. And of course, patty's right there. Patty sits right there in front because I'm from Kansas City and that's Patty Mahomes. And if I ever meet Patty Mahomes, I tell him thank him. I thank him, you know. I say thank you, patty, you know, for turning my city, turning my city into a glorious city, into a town that not only can you get shot at but you can get some of the finest barbecue and watch a prolific quarterback destroy team after team, with one hell of a tight end by the name of Travis Kelsey and one hell of a coach by the name of Andy Reid.
Speaker 2:My town was once dark, cloudy, full of Chiefs fans who were morbid, sad. We could win some games, but we couldn't really go far. And then Pat arrived and things have changed. Bullets still fly, from what I hear, because I'm down to AZ now. From what I hear, bullets may still fly. That's not a knock. Everybody's got a dark part of the city in any state. In Montana, I'm sure there's somebody who is killing somebody with some type of lawnmower part. I'm sure of it because nobody knows what goes on in Montana, but I'm sure somebody's being injured. In Montana, I'm sure there's a liquor store and churches and a cash checking place. I say this all the time Whenever you want to see something poor, those are usually the three things you're going to see, I'm sure. But every city has a dark side to it. This is not how I was supposed to start off this episode. This is the beauty of doing solo shit. So hold on. Let me see here what was I supposed to do. Oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I did pretty much what I was supposed to do, but I was going to talk about, you know, the coffee and I was yesterday. It was yesterday and I was about to do a run, you know about to do some errands, and then I stepped outside. That's the beautiful part of downtown, you know. Downtown for me is I want to move to. You know, I want to get back out to Chandler, some space. If you don't know Chandler, arizona, you know it's. You know space, beautiful. You know how is the richest city in asia, if I'm correct, you can look that up. I think it's like the wealthiest city or inside of you know, phoenix, however you want to put that, it's wealthy. But I want to get back out of some space. But downtown it's always food, colorful. You know what I mean by colorful people, but there's always colorful people. It's different types of people, lots of food and coffee is everywhere. So I stepped outside cause I was supposed to do some errands. Sure enough, there is a coffee truck and I y'all you know, if you go back through any episodes, you know that I'm insane about the cough, cough and um, there's cough and there's a coffee truck. There's a coffee truck sitting there and it's. I'm going to tear this name up, probably, but I think it's me, cafecito. I think that's what it was. It was Spanish. I'm always horrible at tearing names up or trying to pronounce something in a in a different language. I'm going to screw it up. That's a. That's a gift of mine, that's a skill. It's a legit skill of mine. I've murdered people, but you know as far as where I haven't murdered people in real life, but as far as where they're from, I'm sure to tear that up geographically, destroy it. It's a skill, it's a gift. But yesterday me, cafecito, I go. But yesterday me, cafecito, I go. So shit, new truck walk over there and family owned.
Speaker 2:You know, I see the I'm assuming the husband, you know. I see the wife. I'm assuming, you know it could be a side piece, but I'm hoping it's his wife. And I see the daughter in there. You know she could be the stepdaughter. We don't know that. We don't know the triangles of the family, but we don't ever know. But that's what I'm assuming because I'm an assumer. Right, I get there and I always like to ask, because me and my boy Visions. You know, if you see any of the interviews, he's always there with me.
Speaker 2:He's the one who's got the camera set up right. This is his camera that I'm using. He spent a lot of money on this because I would never. You know I love what I do, but he spent a lot of money on this and I would never. That's the type of dime he spent on the, on the lens and the camera. That's a year, that's, you know. Yeah, I, you know I couldn't do it, but he spent the money on it and I'm using his camera. He's usually with me. But we went to uh, we went to Macy's. He had to grab some gear, some clothes to wear. Macy's, he had to grab some gear, some clothes to wear. Can you still say gear? Huh?
Speaker 2:I don't know if you can still say gear, I don't know, randomly, just going to say I'm Thaddeus Shade, this is Season of the Clout. I do think the claps are always worthy, but I can't, I don't. You know, you. You find yourself aging and you question the hip words you can say anymore. You question it. I question everything. When I wake up in the morning, ooh, the ankle feels shaky. You know, the ankle's not what I, the ankle's not what I, what I thought it was going to be today. You question the knee, the back, the neck, the eyesight. You know the eyesight. You question everything. But the one thing that hurts the most is the lingo. I grew up, I'm, I'm, I'm nigga. You know I'm always supposed to be on top of the lingo. You know I'm always supposed to be on top of the lingo. And sometimes I catch myself and I'm like damn, can I say that anymore? Is that something that I can say? Shall I be ashamed of myself because I said gear? I think people still say gear, right, clothes. I don't know what they say, but we were going to Macy's and he was going to get some clothes and uh, we, they got the Starbucks inside of the Macy's, right, and we go to the Starbucks inside the Macy's and and two ladies working there and you know, this again is a part of the elder age and customer service, right, you start to nitpick more and more and more and they always want the tip. So you begin to get a little harder, a little tougher, a little meaner, a little more grouchier when it comes to the customer service, when it comes to the customer service. So the first thing my boy Visions ask is what do you recommend? I know it's Starbucks, but you know you like to get the taste bud feel of the worker right. You want to know what the taste buds of the worker is working with. So you ask and she responds I don't know, I drink tea. Now she gets a pass because you know she drinks tea and Starbucks tells tea but they're known for coffee. But I'll give her a pass, right? I was disgusted behind him. I could have thrown up off of that response, but I allowed it. I was disgusted behind him. I could have thrown up off of that response, but I allowed it. I turned to the judge. The judge is not. It said we'll allow it, they will allow it. Everybody whispered We'll allow it. They all allowed it, we allowed it. I allowed it, and then we went to the other worker that was there, asked her what do you think she's? I don't know. I don't know. I don't drink coffee or tea.
Speaker 2:How the fuck did you get the job? Who hired you? Can you give me the number of the person who hired you to work at Starbucks? You don't drink nothing from there.
Speaker 2:Jail time, not for the worker, because she needs the dollars, not for the worker. Jail time for the manager that hired you because I can't get anything from you. I can't get it. You see how it happens. This is the beauty of doing the solos. I can just do what the fuck I want, but I can't get anything from her. She's just there to pour ice in the drinks. You don't even have the desire to look at the person like. You know what? I'm going to add an extra pump of whatever it is for you because you look like you want that. You do what you deserve that, because you don't even have fun about it. You're just there for the check. I need people to work at the places that love coffee, that love the tea. That's why we gave the lady at the counter that was taking the order a pass.
Speaker 2:Eventually, she offered that nasty ass brown sugar espresso and he got it and I knew that it was going to be nasty, but I let him dive into it on his own, just to watch his expression, so I could get a laugh. What are friends for? But uh, I was anyway. I uh me cafecito, I go there, and he, uh, the whole family's there, and I don't even know how I got to, where that was going, but that's how it be. And I and I go and I ask, and they, where that was going, but that's how it be. And I and I go, and I ask, and they, they gave me, they gave me a suggestion.
Speaker 2:Well, he, he was like, um, you like sweet. I said, yeah, I am sweet, you know, yeah, I like sweet, you know. And then he was like well, I forgot what he said. He offered something that had like milk in it. It may have had like a cold foam or like a foam on top of it. You know, everything's got a foam on top of it now. And uh, he was like I was like man, I can't, I can't do the dairy, cause it ain't going to be a toilet left in the city If I get the dairy up in my system, right, and they're going to be a toilet left. And he's like oh, okay, well, I didn't do the dairy. You know, look at my skin, I'm a nigga, I can't do the dairy. But then he offered a Mazapan.
Speaker 2:Now listen, my lady tried to correct me on this, on how to say it. Again, I tear shit up. I don't have the skill. You know, it takes me a week, two weeks, three weeks, just to get the word the out in Spanish. It's going to be I'm the. To me it's mazapan. I'm sure it's a different way to say it, but he showed me the candy and I've seen the candy because my lady gave me a piece of the candy before. It was really good. So he made a drink out of the candy and he gave it to me and it was. It was so good. Just, I don't know. I don't even know how to compare this. You know, I don't know what to say about it, but it was really good.
Speaker 2:And I got a couple of treats for the lady and then I took the treats to her, but the coffee was really special. They're downtown, they get there. Look at that. How do I do this? It's such a gift. How far have I gotten with this? Such a skill 16 minutes of this and I ain't even gotten to nothing I wanted to talk about. But they're down, they're downtown, uh, tuesdays and Wednesdays and they get there at nine and leave at 1am. So if you're in downtown Phoenix, you got to go make a make sure you check them out. It's a really good coffee, but the coffee was fantastic and I always and it's rare that you just can run into you know a place and you hop in there and you're like, oh, that coffee is really good, that's some really good shit right there and I was really impressed.
Speaker 2:So, but moving on, moving on, I have done a bunch of interviews and I've learned a lot through the interviews. Learning I've had a lot of people who own businesses on their fashion designers. I've done like eight since. Um, I've last done a solo episode. I've done eight of them and you learn a lot. You learn a lot and it's really been cool. So I hope y'all get a chance to go check some of those out and and let me know what you think you can do. I've've had some dms. I've had some dms. I don't really get to the dms on any of thing, but I I'm pretty bad at those, but I've had some dms, but if you get a chance, check them out. You have any more ideas or questions or anything like that, please, uh, don't hesitate to dm me.
Speaker 2:Now, moving forward again, me and my guy I've talked about him before, I've even interviewed him twice now my boy, Dave Young, we share a line, right, we share a phone line. I have two phones. I have the personal that's three people max and one of them, on the personal, of course, is my girl, and the only thing that comes through that is TikTok videos. Not I love you's, not hugs and kisses, ladies and gentlemen, but TikTok videos as I look dead into the camera, I look into your soul. Not a I heart you, you know. Not a good job, not a I heart you, you know, not a good job, just TikTok videos. I get them through notifications. I get them through notifications on TikTok, I get them notifications through text, and then I get Instagram reels. So I get the DM notification. But I have a personal phone where, like three people have the number because I'm a promoter and the other phone's pretty hectic, right. So so me and me and my boy, davion, we have a business line, right. So so me and me and my boy Davion, we have a business line, right. So or just call it a business line and we're on that same plan together.
Speaker 2:When two niggas get together, they're going to be cheap, you know, it doesn't matter if we're, you know, going on a trip, you know, going to lunch, dinner, when you're hanging with your boy, nine times out of 10 niggas going to be cheap, you know. Um, that's what the gift is Two niggas hanging together cheap, two nigga friends, cheap. You know that's what it is. So we was. He came to me and he's rich, by the way but he came to me and he was like yo, I found out that that Cox internet, that's Cox internet down here. He said I found out the Cox I can't keep saying that word because it's gonna get weird but I found out they was doing $45 phone plans.
Speaker 2:And he came to me, real covert, he made it seem like it was. It was federal, it was CIA and it was like it was. It was federal, it was CIA and it was important, it was classified. He was really whispering, it wasn't. I'm not making this up, he was really. He said I heard today and I'm looking around, just, you know, just me and him in a conversation before a meeting and looking around like nigga why are you whispering, you know? But he's telling me. He's like nah, listen, fam, listen, $45 game for game, $45 phone plans, bro.
Speaker 2:I said man, I you know, in my career on earth anything that is cheap will be cheap, meaning, you know, you go to Family Dollar and you buy a toy. Let's say you buy a toy for a six-year-old. You go to family and buy a toy that kid's going to die. You know why? That's lead poisoning from China. That's a $6 toy from the Dollar General. You think that's quality? You think that's what that is. Anything cheap is cheap. You should expect it to be right, but he sold on it because we were Verizon. He sold on my personal phone with Verizon I'm not moving off of that, right, but he sold on it. He's like nah, this is just a move.
Speaker 2:So he drags me, drags me to Cox adequate COX, just for anybody being weird. He drags me to Cox and we sit with a nice gentleman. I can't think of the gentleman's name. I have his phone number. I feel like maybe in the future me and that guy might be friends. He was just my type of guy. You know my type of guy I want to hang around with, maybe get into some fantasy football with, and y'all know how I feel about fantasy football. He was a nice guy, beard sons of anarchy at the same time. Probably be, you know, around his own guys and be like I don't hang with blacks, but you might also hang with blacks. You know what I'm saying. Let me just sip my coffee real quick. And, man, so we're, we're, we're there. And he's talking to us about the, the, the, the, the, the, the phone plan that they have. And I'm thinking in my head the phone plan that they have. And I'm thinking in my head.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking of no disrespect to my guy, deadpool. What is the fuck is Deadpool's name? Deadpool? What is he plays Deadpool, what is his name? Oh, come on, he's married to Blake Lively. How do I remember Blake Lively? That's the, that's being a guy. What is it? Ryan Reynolds, yes, okay, so no disrespect. Oh shit, there, it is no disrespect to Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2:You know, um, I love you as an actor, even though you're the exact same in every movie. Even though you're the exact same in every movie, I still love you. You're still hilarious. You're the exact same in every movie. I still love you, you're still hilarious, hilarious, but you have Mint Mobile, right.
Speaker 2:So I'm in there and I'm thinking about Mint Mobile and I'm like there's no way that Mint Mobile is going to be better than AT&T and Verizon, right, and T-Mobile. These are the juggernauts, right? I'm thinking about Boost Chirp, click, you know, chirp, right? I'm thinking about boost, chirp, click, you know, chirp, chirp, chirp. Think about boost. There's no way that boost would have been better than AT&T and better than Verizon and better than T-Mobile. There's no way. It doesn't make any sense. Cricket, cricket. It's no way they're better than the three juggernauts, right. Cricket, it's no way better than the three juggernauts, right.
Speaker 2:How can Cox, who's just getting into the game of a cell phone service, going to be better than the three juggernauts? Well, come to find out they're using Verizon wireless towers. Now, that don't mean much, because my friend Vision works on cell phone towers and he schooled me Right. They could be using Verizon towers but they're not getting that full Verizon power. Their equipment can be less than Verizon. You can use more towers, but the equipment that you use and may not get that max juice.
Speaker 2:But niggas are cheap. So $45, you can't be mad there, right? So we sit in there. We get in there about 1230,. 12,. We get into the building. Sit in there. We get in there about 1230. 1220 we get into the building. We don't leave out till damn near four. I'd rather get my fucking knee worked on surgery with no anesthesia than sit into a fucking building trying to get a phone done for four hours. But $45 is the game plan. You focus on it, right?
Speaker 2:He's working on the phone because you know we owe some money for the iPhones on Verizon and you know he's got some hiccups. He's got to get us, you know, jump the hoops and I'm asking him. I'm asking him like hey, man, 45 bucks a month, do you have the service? He's like no, but I'm going to get the service as soon as I pay off my phone. All right, that's OK, that's believable.
Speaker 2:Then he asked his boy I was a makeup name. Hey Rad, hey Rad, you got. You got the cock service. Hey rad, you got, you got the cock service. No, that's not how he sounded and if he hears it he'll be offended. Hey rad, you got the cock service, the phone service, rad goes no, I don't, but as soon as I pay off my phone. I'm gonna get it, I swear to god. And that's not how he sounded either. He'll be offended, but so neither one of them had it, but they seemed really pumped up about getting it. And then I asked him about the data. These are all things you need to know if you're cheap. I asked him about the data. He goes oh man, it's unlimited data.
Speaker 2:I said OK, now you talk, you talk, we get the phone switched over. It's a lot of work, a lot of hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop. We get them switched over, um, and we leave out. Right, this isn't, you know nothing miraculous or nothing like that, but one of the quicker, one of the things I noticed. Pretty quick, because I'm gonna put this motherfucker to the test. I'm gonna test drive this and I should test drive all phones because I live off my phone, and I should test drive all phones because I live off my phone.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure when I do the will I will put in there, make sure my cell phones are with me, put them in the casket, make sure they tucked under my armpits and feed everybody peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at the funeral. That's all I ask. That's the combination. But I stay on my phones. It's a handicap of mine. There are living souls next to me talking to me, and I got to finish up a post, or I got to, because you know that's how I make my dollars. I got to finish up a post, I got to. I got to be on the phone as a text message or a message I got to respond to, or I just got to be on there, right, it's a problem of mine. I'm not saying this is cool, this is great. This is a real problem in America, and I'm part of the problem. I'm probably the top percent of the problem, right. So first thing I noticed, though, is the gram is moving. I get on the gram, I'm like, oh shit, this is a noticeable difference. If I'm telling you it's a noticeable difference, I got two phones. I got my Verizon iPhone 14 plus or iPhone 14 Pro Max, and I have the 15 Pro Max, and we got the 15 Pro Max with the Cox. I got the 14 and Verizon, and even just touch a base with it, I could see that it's immediately just faster, right, I can see that it's immediately just faster, right, and that may be a thing of you know, we can get into. Maybe that's a Cox Internet data thing. That's the one thing they can uppercut a motherfucker on, because that's what they focus on is, you know, the Internet giant right down here, right, and so right now I'm test driving it, and the phone calls have been solid.
Speaker 2:You know, it's weird looking at the top and seeing him seeing, uh, seeing cox at the top and not verizon or at&t. You start to feel like, you know you go to am pm for your gas. When you see that you're like, oh shit, yeah, this isn't. You know. You know you start to feel like you order all for the dollar menu. There's not a dollar menu, no more. You start to, you know, you just start to feel cheap, you know, but so far it's hitting. Now listen, if it wins, if it holds up, hit the road, do a road trip. It's holding up, ladies and gentlemen, $45 tax. Ladies and gentlemen, $45?
Speaker 1:Cocks.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 1:I'm switching.
Speaker 2:I'm taking my other phone, I'm switching it over. It's immediate, it's $45. What are we talking about here? So that's what we did, so I'll keep you updated on how that's going. You know how's the Cox phone treating you, my family, how's that holding up for you? And you know, if it's holding up good, I'm gonna share it with you, motherfuckers, cause I love you, motherfuckers, you know. Now let's see how I talk about this.
Speaker 2:Us have watched the documentary series quiet on the set I said quiet on the set the dark side of kids tv. Now listen, the documentary is wild, packed full of unknown things that kids had to go through. Some of it's just common sense. You kind of know that Hollywood's pretty weird. You know enough time on earth you can make your, you can be like okay, there's enough evidence to support that if you have kids and you want to put your kids in acting and you want them to get into Hollywood, you know that you damn near got to. You know cover, keep a strap of Bibles on their waist and and and and a and a cross, and you got to damn near be with them every step of the way, cause it's, it's a wild place. That's, that's just my own. I'm not everybody, I can't. I hate to assume that. I hate to get crazy on you and dungeon dark nuts on you and assume that everybody in Hollywood is packed full of the triple six and fire, breathing off the you know out their mouth. I hate to think that, but I don't think that. I think there's some nice people who just love acting. They do their job and they love producing, love directing and love being a light guy, being a key grip, and everything is not as weird as fuck.
Speaker 2:That was happening on that documentary, but the great, even the reason I bring this up outside of seeing everything and watching everything that I seen on there they got a fifth episode coming. The reason I even talk about this is because I'm excited in a fucked up way. Now, granted, I should be checked because I'm excited to watch a fifth episode, right, I'm. The reason my main for bringing it up is because, more when they see something hot, it doesn't, they don't care Whose expense, they see something hot. Are they going to figure out a way to get some more duckies off of it? Oh, you motherfuckers like all this pedophile shit. Oh, man, we got another episode for you. Oh shit, y'all like watching this shit. We got some more shit for you. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that. Sometimes I do feel conflicted. I'm like damn, like I'm excited.
Speaker 2:April 7th is another episode of Quiet on the Set. Shit was wild, I couldn't believe it. It's Nickelodeon. And then I think about Nickelodeon, my mom listen. It's not many a times ever in my life that I would think that my mom would see us watching something and say, hey, y'all can't watch that. It had to be some titties involved or something like that. You know what I'm saying. It had to be some titties involved or something like that. You know what I'm saying. It had to be some titties. It's some real gory shit.
Speaker 2:She was just like y'all niggas can't watch this shit. You know what I'm saying. She said it like that Y'all niggas can't watch this shit. Y'all got to go upstairs play the video, do something. Upstairs mean it's nickelodeon.
Speaker 2:It was like you know, saturday night, saturday morning, cartoons. You know, she was able to sleep because she was able to sleep it on a saturday, because she could hear her sons laughing. Because I mean, when you you're hearing crowds laugh, or you know you got the audience crowd laughing, or you hear your kids laughing. You're not thinking down here watching ari. You know, fucking, do something weird to a potato. They don't think that. You know you laughing and giggling and I'm, I'm like the backend of Nickelodeon. I can get, uh, all that Kenan and kale. I'm on, I'm on that. You know that I wasn't the shit got strange and I can get all that Kenan and Kale, I'm on that. You know I wasn't the shit got strange. You know shit got strange. I, you know get some rugrats in stuff like that. But when you, when I'm watching, you see it, you're like, oh shit, you got to really see what your kids is watching. You have to really pay attention because this shit is crazy to look at. When you see it, you like wait. So you, you, my little motherfucker, watching this. That's insane. But I'm happy for the fifth episode.
Speaker 2:I think I'm criminal. I think I'm creepy. I don't know what's going on and I think there's a lot of people that are joining in on it because I watch a lot. I'm criminal. I think I'm creepy. I don't know what's going on and I think there's a lot of people that join in on it because I watch a lot. I'm watching. Oh, let me look it up. I mean, I can't watch, I can't.
Speaker 2:I got to figure out what I'm watching on Netflix right now. Netflix, it's some UFO shit. Huh, that's not it, that's some other shit. I no, that's not it, that's some other shit. Um, what is that? Um, I just pull up, hold on, let me put my neflex cloud. Yeah, it's my shit, so y'all can just hang out with me. Let me pull it up real quick. Do, do, do, do, do. Yes, I do, I see. All right, oh, ripley dropped, I'm gonna be watching that. Oh, okay, so it's called.
Speaker 2:It's called Files of the Unexplained right dude. I fell asleep on that because I don't know why he looks like that. I don't know that guy and I think he's wearing a toupee and it's freaking me out. I don't like that at all, but I was, was, I was, I watched it like that and I talked about this before I questioned my. Am I human? Who who lines up to get a snack, to, to, to watch people who have been murdered or or wandered off? It is one of the episodes is on here.
Speaker 2:I can't think of it, but it was about five special needs kids in 78. They love to play basketball, playing for a charity that was for special needs young kids to play basketball, and it's about them going to a game together. It's five of them, their friends, going to play in a game and then they never coming back. And then, you know, most of these documentaries deal with police, police departments, who are just absolutely trash. Don't ever believe anybody. So whenever I see it in movies I'm like, damn dude, are police that bad? Are bad, are they? They're that horrible, they just really don't give a fuck. And then you see the documentary, like you know what? Yeah, they are really that bad, they don't really give a fuck. More coffee time, right and damn. And they just never came back. And then they go looking for them. They see prints in the snow I guess it's really cold, freezing cold snow and and then they find they just they all died. And then one of them is not there.
Speaker 2:And the mystery of is why you stuff in your face about four other young kids, young adults, young kids how young teenagers who have died. You like eating the popcorn and you got the ranch seasoning, because I fuck up the ranch season. You got the ranch seasoning all on your face and then you got the butter on your hands. You just like oh shit. And you, watching this, you're like, oh shit, where'd it go. And they're like, oh yeah, one of them. He left with some some one of the other kids, niggas. You're like, oh, that nigga did it. Then you find out that he. They're like, oh man, they think he died. But what's the shit, baby, he died. And then you look up and they say, oh no, we saw him at a bar. They're like, oh shit, they saw him at a bar, this motherfucker did it. And they like, we really brings me back.
Speaker 2:There's a fifth episode, april 7th. My sick ass is sitting up here thinking you know, what am I going to eat that with? Do you know? I watched that four episodes. I'm not alone, because I had me and my lady. We have a thing. You know where we get on there and you know she's like, well, we'll watch a show, watch a movie, and we'll start at the same time because she'll be at home and I'll be at the cribby, and you know. And then we, we narrate whatever we're watching through text. We did that together on Quiet on the Set, and we're just blown away by shit. All you get is what the fuck? All through this shit, text messages, right, it's like what the fuck If anybody's monitoring, if the federal government, the government's watching our shit. They're like these motherfuckers say what the fuck? A lot In that period of time. It was a lot of what the fuck is going on, but they got a new episode april 7th and I'm I'm a regular human, I consider myself a regular human, a decent, kind human. I'm so kind that I have been last.
Speaker 2:This is two nights ago me and visions leaving target. Y'all know about how I feel about target and we went to go see, uh, king kong and godzilla, right, and we left from the movies and movies. Movies okay, I'll talk about it and something else, right, we leave to go to, uh, fricking target. Buy what we need from target. This is, this is what friends are for, you Ready? So then we pull back up to the cause. For people who don't know, timmy marketplace is a place where you got everything in there. Of course you've got something like this and you could be, I don't care if you're in London, yeah, bloody bloke, that's horrible, but you probably got a center full of stores. And then you, but there's a movie complex and you could just drive over and right over the target targets in that same complex Right and um or that same plaza and we're driving back to his or to my car Cause we drove separately. Driving back to my car and I get out of his ride with the bags and, sure enough, lady speeds up with intensity.
Speaker 2:Now listen, my white folks, my other ethnicities, my other nationalities, I am a big dude. As I talk on this podcast, you hear, I have many things going upstairs, many different voices, insanity popping off. I can go down, I can go up. He's there, shoot, hoist and I'm lean. You, you know I can do a bunch of things with this shit, right, I have fun, but I am a nigga's nigga.
Speaker 2:I do find myself trying to protect myself from letting my violent side out. I don't like when weird things happen and the lady pulled up with real recklessness. It was like a hard. Now where I'm from, that requires an aggressive response from me, even at the old age that I am. That would require anybody from back home to give you at least a level three threat. The fuck are you doing? You know what I'm saying. Who you pulling up on like that? You liable to get shot. Those are responses that you would get. That's like the common earth person in the hood. Then you got you know your level orange niggas who you know it could got weird. I don't like that. I'm very paranoid. I pay attention to my surroundings very well.
Speaker 2:So when she pulled up she had to have seen my face. Now I pause the story to tell you that what her friends for is because my boy, visions, knew what it was. Motherfucker sped off on me, didn't hesitate, did not hesitate. I got out of the car with the bag. She pulled up. I looked that nigga hit the gas. She asked me for money. He knew what it was. I was in my feelings. I was hot by the pull up. He knew what it was. He was gone.
Speaker 2:She could have stabbed me, murdered me, shot me, ran me over. He was gone. Luckily, he placed the bet on the right thing. I was toaster strudel, I was cooked, I was fried, jeffrey Dahmer on a stick. This guy, this woman, pulled up on me.
Speaker 2:Anything could have happened. My friend was gone. I had no backup. I had no support. I was there with Target bags. I can't do nothing with Target bags. I was. I had like soap and shit in there.
Speaker 2:She had me, but I gave her a face to let her know Ooh, this is a big dude to pull up on he's. He's not happy. So she went right into it. She said oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but listen, I have my kid and you know you get me with the kids. I hate it, but you get me with the kids. If I can look in the back, there's evidence of the kids. I'm going to help the kids out, the kids in the back. I see the. I see the car seat in the back. I see the other one on the other side of the car seat. So you got me Plus. I'm, plus I do things a little greedy. I do things to help others, to make sure I have something to present at the gates. So when I get to the gates they say man, you did a lot of fucked up shit.
Speaker 2:I could pull out the pad and I could say oh, you remember this April 1st, strange lady pulled up on me. I gave her some money. She has some kids in the bank. That lady went and bought meth with that money. I didn't know. I gave her some ducats cause I thought the kids need it, cause she pulled up and she was like oh my God, my kids need. I need to get some formula. We just came from Denver. My sister is not here, she's supposed to be here. She didn me.
Speaker 2:Now I was a little, I was remember she pulled up on a real motherfucker with some hot speed. So I was still upset about that. You just don't roll up on a real motherfucker with some hot speed. So I was a little aggressive with my responses Lady, what do you want, what is it that you need from me? And she's still going to stress hey man, I'm going to leave.
Speaker 2:I don't like this. It's almost 10 o'clock at night. I'm supposed to be in my recliner. What do you want from me? So she said she needed some money. She needed like $65 for some formula. I don't really know what formula I want, kids, but I don't know what the price of formula is.
Speaker 2:But I knew that she had asked for something out of my price range. So I already knew that wasn't going. I wasn't going to get $65. I wouldn't go. I see the kids in the back. Now listen them kids, them kids get back there scratching, itching, dehydrated. You out of my price range, you're not getting that. I don't care. I don't care. $65? I don't know you, lady.
Speaker 2:No, what I did was I always start out. My first initial lie is I always start out with I don't. I mean I don't care, I don't carry my card with me, I'm. Everything is Apple pay. So when I so, when the world goes belly up, I'm the first person to get cooked because everything I do is digital. So she was. She was hip. She had the cash app. I said fuck.
Speaker 2:So I said all right, I'm gonna send you some. I didn't tell her where I was going to send her, so I got her information. I sent her. No, sorry, excuse me about that. I sent her. I sent her a $10. Actually, I sent her $9.75 because I don't have my Cash App attached to anything, so I need to send it to my Apple Pay and my Apple Pay to my Cash App. So I said listen, they took the fees out. That's on Apple Pay. I ain't going to do it then. So I sent her $9.75. You know why I sent her $9.75? And she sped off.
Speaker 2:This is a real story, lady. You have harassed me. I gave you the money and you just speed off. No, thank you. She got on the phone with somebody and was out. It was probably her dealer. I'm not supposed to think like that, am I, winston? But that's what happens, true story. I don't know what happened, but it's a true story. I sent her the money. She sped off, but quiet on the set. She sped off, but quiet on the set. April 7th I'll be watching. You know, I consider myself a decent human. I do decent human things. But April 7th I'll be watching the fifth episode. They only did four. We thought that was it. They saw the hit.
Speaker 2:They gave us five um brothers. Watching solar eclipses is something I never grew up um seeing. You know, I can't remember my mom. My mom was always working hard, so I'd never I'm sure. She just thought it was 12, 12 in the afternoon and it's dark. She's she's assuming it's just six o'clock in the morning, cause she got to get to work. She didn't care, you know, and so I never gave a hootenanny about yeah, I said hootenanny, I never gave a hootenanny about a solar eclipses, but for some reason there's one coming up on the 8th of April that I'm just like excited.
Speaker 2:Now my woman works, like you know, she don't, she just works, she doesn't, she does. You know, she's a hairstylist, I've talked about this before. She just works, she don't care about me, she just works a lot Right, and I wanted to go see, like I want to go to a spot cause we're in Phoenix, I think it's we're supposed to get like 60% of it, we're supposed to get like 60%, it was like a partial, like half of the solar eclipse and I want to go to a place where we could get a nice little view. We can go check it out. My boy Visions is talking about I'm assuming he's still going to go with me. We're going to go, we're going to solar eclipse.
Speaker 2:She's busy, she's a hard worker, she makes her money. She doesn't give me any of it, but she works, she makes her money, right, I love her to death and I'm fascinated. I'm fascinated with talking about it because never in my life have I ever cared and I don't know if that's attached to just being more wise and more appreciative of like life and time. Right Time life. You know, the next one's not supposed to happen for 20 years. So I'm like by that time, you know, you know, I don't know what the fuck I'll be doing. So I'm like this is I'm going to, I'm going to try to check this out, right.
Speaker 2:So I'm doing some, some research and understanding, because I can't have how it even happened that I out about it, because I'm not a CNN motherfucker and I don't really read a lot of news, cause I feel like that stuff's really depressing, um, and I get all my news from Twitter, which makes it all way more really depressing, right. And so I see this video and they talking about like I asked somewhere in Oklahoma, I think somewhere in there, and they're like getting ready for something to happen for the eclipse and they call in like national disaster, and it's all they're getting prepared. You, you know how. You, you know these clock watchers, these, these, these, uh, does that fucking net? I blame my dog. And these, these clock watchers, these, these, these timetablers, these these folks that are supposed to tell you when things are supposed to be happening.
Speaker 2:I hate them, the conspiracy theories. You know why I hate them? Because one time they're going to be right, and that's all you need is one time, and this in this area. You only need one time to do something correct and then you're automatically the god of whatever you're doing, whatever you're in, you're the god. I'll break it down into the simplest form. If you are a sinner, you're 7-1 in the NBA and your job is to get rebounds and dunks and rebounds and putbacks, and you dunk the ball. If you go out to the three-point line, you shoot a three. I guarantee you, in today's NBA, he's going to start shooting threes.
Speaker 1:That's how it is now.
Speaker 2:If you get online and you say one real piece of like good relationship advice and then a lot of enough people hit you up, you're now a relationship therapist. I guarantee you that person will continue to drop relationship advice. That's how it is now. You only need one time. People will give you enough. They give you enough juice. You only need one time to be right. You only need one time. People will give you enough. They give you enough juice. You only need one time to be right. You only need one time to do something correct. You only need one time to.
Speaker 2:You know to, to, to create something, and it works and you make some money. Now you think you're the greatest inventor of all time. Right, it's usually how it works is once you get enough cosigns, you get enough confidence. And now you're rolling, because usually they only call out doomsday shit. Now there's a lot. You can get into some government. You get some Illuminati stuff. You can get into some wild things, right, you can get to dancing in the dark if you want. You can get to dancing in the dark web if you want. You can get to some wild shit, but the doomsday ones, they're going to take it home, taking it all the way to the bank. They only need one time. You know how many times in my lifetime.
Speaker 2:Shit was supposed to be over and I went outside the next day and had a great day. I had a fantastic day. I was listening to ISQ today. It was a good day. Do, ah, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. You know it was a good day, but they're going to hit one Now. We don't know if they're going to survive it, but if they do survive it, you know how much shit talking you get to do from that. From. You get a doomsday one. You get a doomsday call out. You hit a home run on a doomsday. I told y'all on that clip shit was gonna get fucked up. Shit got fucked up. Y'all didn't want to listen to me. Now. Now you stuck under some rubble, some rubble under a bridge. It's it's midnight and everybody trying to kill each other and you sitting there next to the motherfucker. That was right. No, shit talking is involved in that.
Speaker 2:But I was thinking about the solar eclipse and everybody's online and everybody's always got something right. And then how do I get caught up into it? How do I get to the point of like and I don't like. I don't like that Because if you're on social media, as soon as you, as soon as you click on one-legged people cooking in the kitchen, you're going to get nothing but one-legged people cooking in the kitchen. It only takes one time for your algorithm to change and for 14 weeks straight you haven't seen people make apple pies, cherry pies, lemon pies, chicken pot pies, with one leg in the kitchen Seasoning shit, all for one look. So when that shit happens, I get really mad because now all I'm going to see is solar eclipse Better get ready.
Speaker 2:The government is going to do some wild things. Solar eclipse you better get ready. The world's coming to an end. Solar eclipse Better get ready. The leprechauns an end Solar eclipse better get ready. The leprechauns are coming out. That's all you're going to get. That's all you're going to get, and that's what happened. And then you feel like something's wrong with you because you're like damn it, are they right? Do I need to go get more water and toilet paper? Are the people in church right? I didn't.
Speaker 2:I didn't been through a couple of these eclipses and I, I was able to go to Whole Foods the next day. We was able to go to Walmart the next day I didn't. It wasn't too hot, it wasn't a blizzard. The next day the frogs are still jumping, the water's still blue and nasty, I mean, or nasty wherever you live at. You decide where you're at, but how do I still get caught up in? Damn, they might be right. How much money I got on me last time something happened. We didn't have no TP, mm, mm.
Speaker 2:I'd be mad at myself, man, because I don't want to be in here with no TP again, off of no solar eclipse. That's some bullshit. So I have to pump myself up and tell man you're gonna go watch this eclipse. You're not gonna be like the people in Independence Day. You know. You're not gonna be like that. You're not doing that shade. You're not going when there's a spaceship over the fucking city and you got signs of come, take me to Elvis. That's not what the fuck you're doing. You're just going to go watch some some scientific NASA shit happen, you know, and you're going to enjoy it. You're going to see something different. We only get 60, 60 percent of it anyway.
Speaker 2:I was and I only know that because I fell upon Bill Nye, the great Bill Nye. You know somebody had posted him. He did a, did a dope. What was the name of that? What was that? Ah, shit, let me look it up. He did like a dude's probably like the coolest old man ever. Hold on. He did like a. Let me go to old Bill Nye real quick. Let me go to his page. He did like a. Let me go to old bill nye real quick. Let me go to his page. He did like a cool little photo shoot. It's my shit. Oh yeah, he did like a cool little photo shoot.
Speaker 2:For what is this time out? Time out, new york, okay, okay, the photo shoot is dope because I hope to be that old and cool. You know, you've, in some super fly gear complex posted it. That's how I seen it. And I went to Bill Nye. He was the one who told me that you only get to see we're going to see like 60% of. He's got like a. You go to his website. He's got a map of where you'd be able to see the eclipse. And and I was like yo, this dude is still cool. And this dude is still cool and I hate at school. Ladies and gentlemen, like school. Let me see if I can put this together. Imagine drinking bleach, castor oil, warm pee mixed with werewolf hair, hippopotamus drool and some sugar. You put it all together and you drink it. That's what I. I didn't like school. That's what I thought of school. But when I watched Bill Nye I was like this guy's cool. I mean I had to go out and I got to duck these bullets, but when I leave inside the crib I'm like Bill Nye is awesome.
Speaker 2:I learned some things from Bill Nye. It was Bill Nye in the streets. You know, bill Nye was really somebody I learned some shit from. I can't tell you what I learned from him because it was at the moment. I'm sure he was mixing some things together and he was like that's how you get smoke. This guy, bill Nye, is awesome Cause the way my brother gets smoke is he rolls something up and he lights something.
Speaker 2:My older brother that's how I found out about smoke when I was a kid like, oh, my old brother, he can make smoke too, man, he just rolls something up and he lights it and his niggas look at this, look at that smoke, and he would blow it and then the smoke would come out. I'm like this nigga is like bill nye and so, uh, but yeah, that's how I did. He's cool. He actually listened to me, so that's pretty cool. So he's probably gonna be like, hey, bro, don't be happy, don't be. Had them niggas in there thinking up my bad. I can't stop laughing. But he's, he's. That's how I learned about smoke through pill now and my brother but, um yeah, so he was really cool and he was. He's actually selling these glasses. I was talking about it before I started this. I was like I should have bought those. I should still go and buy this solar eclipse glasses because they look pretty cool.
Speaker 2:Looking forward to doing something that I normally don't do, which is trying to appreciate earth, and you try to do more of that. You respect time, you appreciate time and if you do those things, you start to want to see things, you start to want to visit places. You start to want to, you know, meet different people from different countries. Small things matter Sunrises, sunsets, clouds from rains, clouds before it drops a fucking tornado at all, even though it's a tornado, it all matters. So I'm going to go wear some type of you know important safety glasses and I'm going to check out 60% of it and if you are one of my more street guys, no, you can't look directly at it. You got to get some proper eyewear. You know, I'm saying you got to get some proper eyewear check. I'm really, really, really pumped up, uh, to go check that out. And I didn't even get to some of the things that I was talking about. I just have so much fun talking shit that this stuff brings me a lot of joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
Speaker 2:And you got to find things that bring you a ton of joy. Um, being happy matters, being happy matters a lot of people are drowning and miserable to find something that makes you smile and takes you out of your misery not in the negative way, but takes you out of that spot, takes you out of that darkness you gotta appreciate, you gotta hold on to and you gotta put more time into it. And I love, love, just being a fucking psychopath. I ain't even do a lot right now. I was just talking my shit, man, because I got more stuff to talk about today, so I want to just get an episode out and talk to you guys about my, my life and the things that have happened and the things that I continue to do, because I really love shooting this shit with absolutely four people you know before me. But I love it and I challenge you to look at something or find something that you love and that you just be like nah, fuck it. That's really what this is, dude, listen, that's all it is. This is like. I just decided I'm gonna start doing more video and that's all it was, because I love to talk my shit. Now I'm finna talk about some of these shows. Not now, but I'm finna. Do some clips. Y'all get ready for that. I'm finna talk about some of the shows that I watch. Finna give breakdowns because I'm a movie nut, I'm a tv nut.
Speaker 2:I got we're gonna go see the omen tonight. It got 84 on rotten, on Rotten Tomatoes. People, the Omen. Now listen. Hollywood will look you dead in your face and tell you we about to take your money because we doing a remake. They know how to get my dollar. They know how to get my duckies out of my pocket. They know how to get my dollar. They know how to get my duckies out of my pocket. They know how to scam Because everything's a reboot, everything's a remake or a prequel or sequel to something that's already made. But the Omen's got 84% on Rotten Tea. You know, shay got to go pee those peepers on it. I got to go take a peep at it. I got to go take a look at it. I'll be doing you guys a disservice if I don't. With that said, ladies and gentlemen, how did I do it? Look at all that Gabby time An hour.
Speaker 2:Ladies and gentlemen, I am Well. You know what Technically? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus Shade. This is Seasonable Clout. I am the couch comedian. I appreciate everybody for listening. You can find me on Instagram at Thaddeus Shade. You can find me on Facebook. I'm on Facebook now. I actually try to post there. I used to talk, I talk shit about Facebook. All the time I've been trying to post on Facebook, I don't be on there. You know I don't really be on there. If you don't understand what I'm saying, I don't really be on it, but I do try to be on. I try to post on it. Right? I'm on Twitter at Thaddeus Shade and I'm on the talk at Thaddeus Shade. I appreciate everybody for listening. Oh, you know, I got to go through my drops. I didn't get to use none of these. I was in a zone. I was in a zone. I was in a zone. I didn't use none of these. Damn it, peace.