{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":57.817,"endTime":68.63900000000001,"body":"Olympics, I admit that I unabashedly become the most patriotic guy in the history of the"},{"startTime":57.817,"endTime":68.63900000000001,"body":"world when it comes to the Olympics."},{"startTime":68.63900000000001,"endTime":71.732,"body":"Like I'm just like Team USA all the way, bro."},{"startTime":71.732,"endTime":73.634,"body":"Like I never I never wavered."},{"startTime":73.634,"endTime":75.396,"body":"I never faltered from it."},{"startTime":75.55600000000001,"endTime":76.37700000000001,"body":"But"},{"startTime":76.551,"endTime":77.15100000000001,"body":"it's interesting."},{"startTime":77.15100000000001,"endTime":86.559,"body":"Even after these last few years, I've been wondering, cause like the last Olympics, well,"},{"startTime":77.15100000000001,"endTime":86.559,"body":"it's interesting cause over COVID, I lost my interest in a lot of 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should get a half a medal for that in the counts because I mean, you're"},{"startTime":420.977,"endTime":424.05199999999996,"body":"swimming in our like pools with our coaches."},{"startTime":424.995,"endTime":427.267,"body":"Dude, I love being patriotic."},{"startTime":427.267,"endTime":437.916,"body":"like for me, I've been like associating it with politics because it's like, okay, when all"},{"startTime":427.267,"endTime":437.916,"body":"is said and done, like the perfect example for me is actually USA basketball."},{"startTime":437.916,"endTime":438.316,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":438.316,"endTime":451.006,"body":"Like, like for me, like there are people, there are guys that play on the USA basketball"},{"startTime":438.316,"endTime":451.006,"body":"team that when they play in the NBA, I'm like, this fucking bum, this bum, he, this is not"},{"startTime":451.006,"endTime":452.647,"body":"my guy, right?"},{"startTime":452.728,"endTime":454.967,"body":"But when they're playing for team USA,"},{"startTime":454.967,"endTime":457.77799999999996,"body":"I'm like, maybe the best player that I've ever played."},{"startTime":457.77799999999996,"endTime":460.839,"body":"This is my favorite player in the hell, in the history of the NBA."},{"startTime":460.839,"endTime":465.43,"body":"Go Jason Tatum, go Kevin Durant, go LeBron James."},{"startTime":465.43,"endTime":467.32,"body":"Like these are my guys."},{"startTime":468.441,"endTime":477.34299999999996,"body":"And I, and I always think to myself, like politics wise, let's fight, let's argue, let's"},{"startTime":468.441,"endTime":477.34299999999996,"body":"debate, let's talk about how each other's wrong."},{"startTime":477.34299999999996,"endTime":483.615,"body":"But when we get a fucking president or a governor or a mayor or whatever, whatever else is"},{"startTime":477.34299999999996,"endTime":483.615,"body":"available."},{"startTime":483.715,"endTime":486.178,"body":"Let's get behind them, because they're on Team USA now."},{"startTime":486.178,"endTime":487.22999999999996,"body":"You know what mean?"},{"startTime":488.37,"endTime":489.931,"body":"I know."},{"startTime":490.33099999999996,"endTime":497.539,"body":"But are you saying that the opening ceremonies where they mocked the Last Supper did not"},{"startTime":490.33099999999996,"endTime":497.539,"body":"turn you off to the Olympics?"},{"startTime":497.539,"endTime":499.13,"body":"Dude, they didn't mock the Last Supper."},{"startTime":499.13,"endTime":500.59999999999997,"body":"They were talking about the shit we love."},{"startTime":500.59999999999997,"endTime":502.32099999999997,"body":"They were talking about the Feast of Dionysus."},{"startTime":502.32099999999997,"endTime":503.731,"body":"Like that was the shit we love."},{"startTime":503.731,"endTime":512.945,"body":"And everybody's like, the Last Supper, I'm going to be a Christian about this and be"},{"startTime":503.731,"endTime":512.945,"body":"Tobias Fuenke from Blue Man Group is in the middle of this fucking Last Supper."},{"startTime":512.945,"endTime":517.476,"body":"And it's like, no, dog, that ain't Tobias Fuenke and it ain't Jesus."},{"startTime":517.476,"endTime":519.557,"body":"It's Dionysus."},{"startTime":519.888,"endTime":530.2810000000001,"body":"Well, the thing you know what I love about this and I've been dying to talk about on this"},{"startTime":519.888,"endTime":530.2810000000001,"body":"podcast sense is that from a like unconscious level, if look at it from the subconscious,"},{"startTime":530.641,"endTime":537.303,"body":"all these old gods that Christianity tried to eradicate and destroy, they didn't go"},{"startTime":530.641,"endTime":537.303,"body":"anywhere."},{"startTime":537.303,"endTime":541.434,"body":"know, Carl Jung even has the quotes about like the old gods have not died."},{"startTime":541.434,"endTime":546.825,"body":"They've just entered our body and become complexes and neuroses and physical symptoms"},{"startTime":541.434,"endTime":546.825,"body":"because we ignore them."},{"startTime":547.666,"endTime":548.3960000000001,"body":"And"},{"startTime":548.3960000000001,"endTime":556.491,"body":"That was the display of like, the old gods have been here the whole time and they're ready"},{"startTime":548.3960000000001,"endTime":556.491,"body":"to mock us and like party with us and Dionysus has not gone anywhere."},{"startTime":556.491,"endTime":557.552,"body":"He's not dead."},{"startTime":557.552,"endTime":561.113,"body":"Dionysus is alive and well and he's on the world stage."},{"startTime":561.113,"endTime":563.8770000000001,"body":"Wow, say it correctly."},{"startTime":563.8770000000001,"endTime":564.869,"body":"So it's Dionysus."},{"startTime":564.869,"endTime":565.731,"body":"Is that how you say it?"},{"startTime":565.731,"endTime":568.735,"body":"Man, you're so good at it."},{"startTime":568.735,"endTime":571.3290000000001,"body":"You learned it because you talk about it in school, so you know"},{"startTime":572.0550000000001,"endTime":575.658,"body":"But when you learn them in school, everyone pronounces them all so differently."},{"startTime":575.658,"endTime":578.462,"body":"Dionysus, Dionysian, Dionysus,"},{"startTime":578.462,"endTime":579.042,"body":"thing about..."},{"startTime":579.042,"endTime":580.803,"body":"Listen, man, I'll be honest with you."},{"startTime":580.803,"endTime":586.945,"body":"I'm the first person to admit that I don't know how to pronounce the shit that I read."},{"startTime":586.945,"endTime":589.326,"body":"In fact, here's a story for you."},{"startTime":590.226,"endTime":599.72,"body":"When I was a sophomore in high school, high school, sophomore in high school, I was in"},{"startTime":590.226,"endTime":599.72,"body":"this English class where we had to like, you know, the popcorn deal, you popcorn where you"},{"startTime":599.72,"endTime":606.773,"body":"read a paragraph or maybe two, and then you like popcorn to somebody else and they have to"},{"startTime":599.72,"endTime":606.773,"body":"read out loud a paragraph or"},{"startTime":608.7810000000001,"endTime":615.816,"body":"I don't know how to say this without sounding like, look at me, I read."},{"startTime":615.816,"endTime":620.8950000000001,"body":"But I was a pretty avid reader as a kid, as a teenager."},{"startTime":621.4140000000001,"endTime":623.359,"body":"Doug, I think you can say, look at me, I read."},{"startTime":623.359,"endTime":627.076,"body":"You're one of the most well -read people I know."},{"startTime":627.1930000000001,"endTime":628.8340000000001,"body":"I've learned that about myself."},{"startTime":629.0550000000001,"endTime":630.807,"body":"I credit my mom and dad about this."},{"startTime":630.807,"endTime":634.5400000000001,"body":"Like my mother and father are, all they do is read."},{"startTime":634.5400000000001,"endTime":635.571,"body":"That's what they spend."},{"startTime":635.571,"endTime":639.2750000000001,"body":"I bet my mom and dad each read about three hours a day."},{"startTime":639.2750000000001,"endTime":642.5690000000001,"body":"they, you're right about that."},{"startTime":642.5690000000001,"endTime":646.33,"body":"I read more than most people I know, right?"},{"startTime":646.33,"endTime":649.9970000000001,"body":"You are in the top one percentile, I think, of people who read."},{"startTime":650.2330000000001,"endTime":652.336,"body":"The point of this story, actually there's two points of this story."},{"startTime":652.336,"endTime":665.692,"body":"The first point is I was reading out loud as a sophomore in my English literature class in"},{"startTime":652.336,"endTime":665.692,"body":"high school and I read out loud the following phrase."},{"startTime":666.494,"endTime":669.3670000000001,"body":"The whores divorce were being served."},{"startTime":669.6700000000001,"endTime":670.8380000000001,"body":"Hahaha."},{"startTime":671.3530000000001,"endTime":672.4390000000001,"body":"Because I never heard her."},{"startTime":672.4390000000001,"endTime":674.027,"body":"I didn't know how to say hors d 'oeuvres."},{"startTime":674.027,"endTime":675.2510000000001,"body":"Like, I didn't know"},{"startTime":677.5490000000001,"endTime":688.758,"body":"And so one of the things I've always faced in my life that has given me sort of insecurity"},{"startTime":677.5490000000001,"endTime":688.758,"body":"is reading something and not knowing how to say it out loud."},{"startTime":690.0,"endTime":696.0550000000001,"body":"The second part of this, Mike, is do you know what I just finished today?"},{"startTime":698.5830000000001,"endTime":702.234,"body":"I've just finished the book Hillbilly Elegy by JD Vance."},{"startTime":703.075,"endTime":704.596,"body":"How could I not?"},{"startTime":704.596,"endTime":708.517,"body":"This is 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way."},{"startTime":768.152,"endTime":769.633,"body":"HAHAHAHA"},{"startTime":771.0070000000001,"endTime":776.385,"body":"So when they're talking about him fucking couch and everyone's laughter or something, all"},{"startTime":771.0070000000001,"endTime":776.385,"body":"of sudden I'm getting memories of all these couches."},{"startTime":776.385,"endTime":777.956,"body":"All these couches."},{"startTime":778.777,"endTime":787.7950000000001,"body":"Dude, the way he's being vilified for fucking a couch is almost enough to make me vote"},{"startTime":778.777,"endTime":787.7950000000001,"body":"Republican."},{"startTime":788.398,"endTime":791.84,"body":"Well, you know what, if he were handling it better, it would."},{"startTime":791.94,"endTime":795.803,"body":"If he would be like, yeah, which one are we talking about here?"},{"startTime":795.803,"endTime":797.404,"body":"I'd immediately be like, thank you."},{"startTime":797.404,"endTime":798.644,"body":"You have my 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share?"},{"startTime":951.181,"endTime":953.9430000000001,"body":"Yeah, so, well, I'll tell you this."},{"startTime":953.9430000000001,"endTime":960.7990000000001,"body":"So, the first time I masturbated was not a great experience for me because of how much it"},{"startTime":953.9430000000001,"endTime":960.7990000000001,"body":"hurt."},{"startTime":960.7990000000001,"endTime":964.2710000000001,"body":"But here's what happened was I had a sock."},{"startTime":964.692,"endTime":973.519,"body":"Dude, Mike, the funniest thing about this is that when I was a freshman in college, I had"},{"startTime":964.692,"endTime":973.519,"body":"a radio show and I told this story."},{"startTime":973.5590000000001,"endTime":974.479,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":975.0200000000001,"endTime":976.0210000000001,"body":"Do you know"},{"startTime":976.125,"endTime":977.1460000000001,"body":"No!"},{"startTime":978.7900000000001,"endTime":981.273,"body":"You've been bearing the lead here for four 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the"},{"startTime":1203.366,"endTime":1217.156,"body":"whatever else is in Ben Gay that makes it burn got into my urethra and I was like, these"},{"startTime":1217.156,"endTime":1218.877,"body":"are the wages of sin."},{"startTime":1218.877,"endTime":1224.621,"body":"The wages of sin are my penis burning and feeling like it's about to fall off."},{"startTime":1228.063,"endTime":1238.968,"body":"there's a couple, there's a couple of different experiences that I feel like you can"},{"startTime":1228.063,"endTime":1238.968,"body":"relate to women on one, you know, like, I remember when my wife was pregnant for the first"},{"startTime":1238.968,"endTime":1247.212,"body":"time, the amount of people that felt up her, pussy just, know, like her, just like, Hey,"},{"startTime":1238.968,"endTime":1247.212,"body":"how are you feeling now?"},{"startTime":1247.212,"endTime":1252.575,"body":"Like the number of doctors when she was like, getting induced into labor that wanted 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so."},{"startTime":1701.593,"endTime":1704.394,"body":"When I was a junior, I was a junior in high school."},{"startTime":1705.416,"endTime":1714.622,"body":"I was at a sleepover at my homeboy's house and his older sister was the it girl."},{"startTime":1714.622,"endTime":1719.365,"body":"Like she was like, like I had jerked off to her so many"},{"startTime":1720.1760000000002,"endTime":1722.0810000000001,"body":"Man, friends with hot sisters, dude."},{"startTime":1722.0810000000001,"endTime":1722.683,"body":"A, dog."},{"startTime":1722.683,"endTime":1726.788,"body":"I might go home tonight and jerk off about her, to be honest with"},{"startTime":1726.9180000000001,"endTime":1730.0610000000001,"body":"I learned from a friend with a hot sister from the sister."},{"startTime":1730.0610000000001,"endTime":1737.256,"body":"We were having a sleepover and she came down and explained the female anatomy and"},{"startTime":1730.0610000000001,"endTime":1737.256,"body":"explained that there were 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Mike."},{"startTime":1764.631,"endTime":1767.172,"body":"So I'm sleeping over at this dude's house."},{"startTime":1767.172,"endTime":1769.413,"body":"God, I gotta be so fucking careful about this."},{"startTime":1769.413,"endTime":1771.974,"body":"So I'm sleeping over at his house."},{"startTime":1772.354,"endTime":1773.654,"body":"God damn it."},{"startTime":1773.855,"endTime":1775.896,"body":"People are not gonna love this story."},{"startTime":1775.896,"endTime":1782.3980000000001,"body":"People are not gonna love this story because it's not what I'm telling it as."},{"startTime":1783.159,"endTime":1787.46,"body":"It's a thing that people are gonna want me to address, but I'm gonna tell it anyway."},{"startTime":1787.5800000000002,"endTime":1789.261,"body":"I'm a junior in high school."},{"startTime":1789.411,"endTime":1798.3890000000001,"body":"sleeping over at my homeboy's house or in his like fucking room in our sleeping 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girl."},{"startTime":1851.636,"endTime":1853.688,"body":"This is like, like the girl of my dreams."},{"startTime":1854.1480000000001,"endTime":1857.653,"body":"And she and I had slept next to each other in sleeping bags."},{"startTime":1860.592,"endTime":1867.288,"body":"but she had, she, I mean, I woke up in the middle of the night as she was like dry humping"},{"startTime":1872.4370000000001,"endTime":1881.461,"body":"I don't have any more to say to that other than like, I started to tell that story when"},{"startTime":1872.4370000000001,"endTime":1881.461,"body":"you were talking about some of your experiences."},{"startTime":1881.461,"endTime":1886.583,"body":"I wanted to tell that story as a, this is where I learned to come."},{"startTime":1886.583,"endTime":1894.517,"body":"Like this is where I sort of like, but like as I was telling that story and as I was"},{"startTime":1886.583,"endTime":1894.517,"body":"preparing to tell that story, was like, shit, I think people are going to hear that story"},{"startTime":1894.517,"endTime":1899.586,"body":"and be like, bud, there's some things going on here that you need to deal"},{"startTime":1899.586,"endTime":1902.589,"body":"Yeah, there's some things going on there."},{"startTime":1904.353,"endTime":1908.097,"body":"And I feel like we should put a little bit of a trigger warning on the episode with it."},{"startTime":1908.979,"endTime":1909.8400000000001,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1909.8400000000001,"endTime":1910.871,"body":"No, it's fine."},{"startTime":1910.871,"endTime":1911.953,"body":"I can do a little trigger warning."},{"startTime":1911.953,"endTime":1916.729,"body":"It's I think as long as we put the trigger warning in, it's cause like, think, I think"},{"startTime":1911.953,"endTime":1916.729,"body":"it's okay."},{"startTime":1916.729,"endTime":1917.4260000000002,"body":"No, I think it's"},{"startTime":1917.4260000000002,"endTime":1917.727,"body":"story."},{"startTime":1917.727,"endTime":1918.829,"body":"I'm sorry, man."},{"startTime":1918.829,"endTime":1922.213,"body":"I didn't mean for that to be like a weird thing for us, but..."},{"startTime":1923.015,"endTime":1923.796,"body":"Fuck, man."},{"startTime":1923.796,"endTime":1925.699,"body":"That's a little bit weird."},{"startTime":1925.699,"endTime":1929.824,"body":"I've never really talked about or thought about that, but that's a little weird,"},{"startTime":1930.178,"endTime":1931.008,"body":"Yeah, man."},{"startTime":1931.008,"endTime":1936.3500000000001,"body":"It's, mean, some people would call that sexual assault and they should, you know what I"},{"startTime":1931.008,"endTime":1936.3500000000001,"body":"mean?"},{"startTime":1936.3500000000001,"endTime":1940.0610000000001,"body":"But I get it's also teenagers exploring bot."},{"startTime":1940.0610000000001,"endTime":1945.212,"body":"it's, it's, I mean, 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don't even, it's hard to tell these stories, but basically, look, got in trouble,"},{"startTime":2004.674,"endTime":2006.778,"body":"And how should I say this?"},{"startTime":2006.778,"endTime":2008.512,"body":"It was so normalizing."},{"startTime":2008.512,"endTime":2011.738,"body":"This is a very vague story, but I'm going to make it very vague."},{"startTime":2011.738,"endTime":2013.089,"body":"But this is why."},{"startTime":2015.354,"endTime":2027.826,"body":"I like it is, or I want to explain this part is because in speaking, he shared the story"},{"startTime":2015.354,"endTime":2027.826,"body":"with me and that in speaking to a non Mormon therapist afterwards."},{"startTime":2029.846,"endTime":2047.2930000000001,"body":"She just normalized sexuality so much, especially teenage sexuality and teenage curiosity"},{"startTime":2029.846,"endTime":2047.2930000000001,"body":"of like, look, there's so much messiness and curiosity in teenage sexuality, especially"},{"startTime":2047.2930000000001,"endTime":2048.894,"body":"when it's been repressed."},{"startTime":2049.774,"endTime":2051.215,"body":"And I'm not doing that in any way."},{"startTime":2051.215,"endTime":2058.918,"body":"I don't know if we should get more of that, but I think we're both sharing stories of"},{"startTime":2060.958,"endTime":2063.44,"body":"It's complex, it's messy, it's..."},{"startTime":2065.103,"endTime":2069.547,"body":"And we're all apes and humans trying to figure out our bodies."},{"startTime":2069.908,"endTime":2072.031,"body":"Like, you know?"},{"startTime":2072.031,"endTime":2075.494,"body":"And I'm not doing this to excuse anything, I'm not doing this, it's"},{"startTime":2077.518,"endTime":2079.064,"body":"Here's to the mess we make,"},{"startTime":2080.631,"endTime":2081.772,"body":"Cut that part"},{"startTime":2082.332,"endTime":2083.502,"body":"Do want to cut it out?"},{"startTime":2084.2909999999997,"endTime":2086.466,"body":"I don't know, I feel like I didn't mean"},{"startTime":2092.761,"endTime":2101.5009999999997,"body":"I certainly didn't mean to confess to sexual assault, but as I was telling it I was like,"},{"startTime":2092.761,"endTime":2101.5009999999997,"body":"shit, this is sexual assault."},{"startTime":2104.0009999999997,"endTime":2104.461,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":2104.461,"endTime":2105.2419999999997,"body":"I don't know what to do."},{"startTime":2105.2419999999997,"endTime":2106.544,"body":"I don't know what to do from here."},{"startTime":2106.544,"endTime":2108.305,"body":"I want to talk about JD Vance."},{"startTime":2108.305,"endTime":2110.627,"body":"Maybe we just like fucking leave it in."},{"startTime":2110.627,"endTime":2111.1879999999996,"body":"Who cares?"},{"startTime":2111.1879999999996,"endTime":2112.0919999999996,"body":"Like let people"},{"startTime":2112.0919999999996,"endTime":2113.0049999999997,"body":"gonna live it in man."},{"startTime":2113.0049999999997,"endTime":2115.4629999999997,"body":"I think this is part of part of this is part of it all man."},{"startTime":2115.4629999999997,"endTime":2116.855,"body":"This is part of it and"},{"startTime":2117.133,"endTime":2120.1569999999997,"body":"Yeah, yeah, you're right."},{"startTime":2120.1569999999997,"endTime":2123.0499999999997,"body":"I don't need to apologize for that shit."},{"startTime":2123.0499999999997,"endTime":2124.973,"body":"I don't even know why I'm apologizing for it."},{"startTime":2124.973,"endTime":2130.229,"body":"I think I am apologizing for it though, because I feel a little embarrassed telling that"},{"startTime":2124.973,"endTime":2130.229,"body":"story."},{"startTime":2133.239,"endTime":2134.901,"body":"think that's part of all of it."},{"startTime":2134.901,"endTime":2137.9739999999997,"body":"This is like it, there's shame wrapped up in 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right?"},{"startTime":2185.283,"endTime":2186.504,"body":"Like, I don't know."},{"startTime":2186.504,"endTime":2187.384,"body":"Maybe, maybe not."},{"startTime":2187.384,"endTime":2188.4249999999997,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":2189.066,"endTime":2189.5249999999996,"body":"And."},{"startTime":2189.5249999999996,"endTime":2193.9869999999996,"body":"fact, boy, I'm about to say this part."},{"startTime":2195.1279999999997,"endTime":2206.482,"body":"In fact, man, forgive me, everyone out there who has dealt with real issues, I deeply"},{"startTime":2195.1279999999997,"endTime":2206.482,"body":"apologize for what I'm about to say."},{"startTime":2206.482,"endTime":2217.417,"body":"I just told that story and at the time I was glad it happened the way it happened because"},{"startTime":2206.482,"endTime":2217.417,"body":"I would have given consent for that to happen, but"},{"startTime":2217.749,"endTime":2231.1009999999997,"body":"felt like I could hide behind not feeling guilty 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this, that, that, and that's."},{"startTime":2300.504,"endTime":2308.5899999999997,"body":"It's kind of like a little bit awful territory with that, like the whole mix of emotions"},{"startTime":2300.504,"endTime":2308.5899999999997,"body":"with that, and that's why we just need the trigger"},{"startTime":2311.609,"endTime":2315.9399999999996,"body":"Dude is it crass of me to just say let's pivot into JD Vance?"},{"startTime":2316.8239999999996,"endTime":2318.758,"body":"Let's pivot into JD Vance."},{"startTime":2318.758,"endTime":2319.798,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2320.1609999999996,"endTime":2322.5049999999997,"body":"How many stars would you give Hillbilly LG?"},{"startTime":2322.6169999999997,"endTime":2326.817,"body":"fucking five out of five."},{"startTime":2326.897,"endTime":2329.6769999999997,"body":"If it's 10, it's 10 out of 10."},{"startTime":2332.037,"endTime":2352.1789999999996,"body":"So I made a whole thing for my kids after finishing Hillbilly Elegy where I was like, 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pretty"},{"startTime":2455.727,"endTime":2460.317,"body":"honest about that."},{"startTime":2460.317,"endTime":2463.667,"body":"He's like, look, man, I'm telling you this story from the best of my abilities."},{"startTime":2463.667,"endTime":2466.1569999999997,"body":"Some of it's probably embellished by my family."},{"startTime":2466.1569999999997,"endTime":2467.5969999999998,"body":"Some of it's probably"},{"startTime":2468.1209999999996,"endTime":2469.562,"body":"you know, made up by my uncle."},{"startTime":2469.562,"endTime":2472.3619999999996,"body":"Some of it's like my sister telling me like bullshit."},{"startTime":2472.3619999999996,"endTime":2474.283,"body":"Like he's pretty honest."},{"startTime":2474.283,"endTime":2485.6459999999997,"body":"And so when I go into the, when I, when I, when I venture into the internet, I'm like,"},{"startTime":2474.283,"endTime":2485.6459999999997,"body":"wow, everybody's trying to vilify JD Vance the same way we try to vilify Joe Biden, Donald"},{"startTime":2485.6459999999997,"endTime":2492.368,"body":"Trump, Kamala Harris, Tim walls, JD Vance, fucking Mike Pence, Mitt Romney,"},{"startTime":2495.053,"endTime":2496.7639999999997,"body":"John McCain, George W."},{"startTime":2496.7639999999997,"endTime":2501.328,"body":"Bush, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, George H .W."},{"startTime":2501.328,"endTime":2501.558,"body":"Bush."},{"startTime":2501.558,"endTime":2504.741,"body":"Like we have vilified these people from the dawn of time."},{"startTime":2504.741,"endTime":2507.0629999999996,"body":"And that's what's happening to JD Vance right now."},{"startTime":2507.0629999999996,"endTime":2522.845,"body":"But as I read this book and I was like, he probably is dealing with a lot of like self"},{"startTime":2507.0629999999996,"endTime":2522.845,"body":"-loathing, a lot of class warfare, a lot of like, traitor to his own people type 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about JD Vans other than I've seen the way the"},{"startTime":2549.955,"endTime":2557.477,"body":"internet is trying to vilify"},{"startTime":2557.591,"endTime":2559.6119999999996,"body":"I don't have much negative to say about Kamala Harris."},{"startTime":2559.6119999999996,"endTime":2564.595,"body":"I didn't really know much about Kamala Harris until I was like, shit, she's the candidate"},{"startTime":2559.6119999999996,"endTime":2564.595,"body":"for president."},{"startTime":2564.595,"endTime":2565.576,"body":"I better learn about her."},{"startTime":2565.576,"endTime":2568.3669999999997,"body":"I did a deep dive."},{"startTime":2568.3669999999997,"endTime":2572.56,"body":"I don't know fucking shit about this Tim Walz guy who is the governor of Minnesota."},{"startTime":2572.56,"endTime":2576.812,"body":"So I need to like deep, I need to do a deep dive and figure out what he's all about."},{"startTime":2577.1119999999996,"endTime":2585.437,"body":"But once in a while, we got to take a little bit of a break, a little separation from"},{"startTime":2586.1569999999997,"endTime":2589.961,"body":"This is our politics and this is how we vilify people."},{"startTime":2589.961,"endTime":2595.745,"body":"And instead, once we got to figure it out, I'm Team USA all the way."},{"startTime":2596.566,"endTime":2598.9289999999996,"body":"We got to take a little bit of a break from that."},{"startTime":2598.9289999999996,"endTime":2602.902,"body":"And once in a while, we got to separate the wheat from the chaff."},{"startTime":2602.902,"endTime":2613.3109999999997,"body":"We got to say, look, JD Vance might be a guy who votes different than me and I want to"},{"startTime":2602.902,"endTime":2613.3109999999997,"body":"debate him and I want somebody capable to debate him and I want to vote against him."},{"startTime":2613.901,"endTime":2617.883,"body":"But if he is elected vice president, I'm going to support that dude."},{"startTime":2618.484,"endTime":2628.549,"body":"Having said that, we need to be better and we need to be softer as a human people because"},{"startTime":2618.484,"endTime":2628.549,"body":"we need to be better about the people that we vilify."},{"startTime":2629.189,"endTime":2635.0919999999996,"body":"But we also need to be a little bit softer about the people that we vilify."},{"startTime":2636.2729999999997,"endTime":2642.656,"body":"And sorry, Mike, I did this in the last episode where I talked too much and I'm going to"},{"startTime":2636.2729999999997,"endTime":2642.656,"body":"keep talking too much."},{"startTime":2644.051,"endTime":2654.127,"body":"We need as a human people to recognize that what's playing out in front of us right now is"},{"startTime":2644.051,"endTime":2654.127,"body":"the story of the emperor's new clothes."},{"startTime":2654.127,"endTime":2662.0319999999997,"body":"Donald Trump does not represent the ideals or highest self of any party."},{"startTime":2662.0319999999997,"endTime":2671.745,"body":"He only represents trying to re brand other people's ideas and group and make a grift on"},{"startTime":2671.745,"endTime":2674.307,"body":"and try to make some money on it."},{"startTime":2674.307,"endTime":2684.8239999999996,"body":"So Donald Trump, before he became president, tried to rebrand the concept of real estate"},{"startTime":2674.307,"endTime":2684.8239999999996,"body":"ownership, the concept of golf course ownership, the concept of water, the concept of"},{"startTime":2684.8239999999996,"endTime":2689.1369999999997,"body":"reality television, the concept of fucking education."},{"startTime":2689.1369999999997,"endTime":2692.859,"body":"He tried to rebrand all that, slap his name on it, and it was a grift."},{"startTime":2692.859,"endTime":2695.401,"body":"was a fucking charlatan."},{"startTime":2695.401,"endTime":2697.743,"body":"He was a fucking snake oil salesman."},{"startTime":2697.743,"endTime":2701.085,"body":"He was a fucking carnival"},{"startTime":2701.335,"endTime":2702.085,"body":"Right?"},{"startTime":2702.085,"endTime":2703.306,"body":"He's a fucking con man."},{"startTime":2703.306,"endTime":2706.567,"body":"He's the most impressive con man that's ever existed on the planet Earth."},{"startTime":2706.567,"endTime":2719.2329999999997,"body":"But when he comes in and wants to rebrand democracy and rebrand brand conservatism and"},{"startTime":2706.567,"endTime":2719.2329999999997,"body":"rebrand racism and rebrand sexism and rebrand bigotry and slap his name on it and try to"},{"startTime":2719.2329999999997,"endTime":2721.234,"body":"make it a grift where he can make money."},{"startTime":2721.234,"endTime":2724.035,"body":"Don't wear a shirt that has the Confederate flag."},{"startTime":2724.035,"endTime":2726.336,"body":"Wear a shirt that says make America great again."},{"startTime":2726.336,"endTime":2728.837,"body":"Don't wear a flag that says."},{"startTime":2729.0249999999996,"endTime":2733.187,"body":"I hate black people wear a shirt that says I'm voting for the felon."},{"startTime":2733.187,"endTime":2734.368,"body":"Don't wear a shirt."},{"startTime":2734.368,"endTime":2737.589,"body":"Don't put a bumper sticker that is like the South will rise again."},{"startTime":2737.589,"endTime":2740.85,"body":"Put a bumper sticker that says let's go Brandon."},{"startTime":2740.85,"endTime":2746.953,"body":"He's trying to rebrand things that people hold dearly, whether it's good or not."},{"startTime":2747.073,"endTime":2748.634,"body":"People hold racism dearly."},{"startTime":2748.634,"endTime":2750.0739999999996,"body":"People hold sexism dearly."},{"startTime":2750.0739999999996,"endTime":2754.596,"body":"People hold Republicanism, Conservatism, pro business."},{"startTime":2754.596,"endTime":2756.417,"body":"He's trying to rebrand"},{"startTime":2756.4489999999996,"endTime":2759.111,"body":"and make it a grift where he makes money on it."},{"startTime":2759.111,"endTime":2766.0739999999996,"body":"And at some point, some goddamn fucking Republicans who I respect need to say, the emperor"},{"startTime":2759.111,"endTime":2766.0739999999996,"body":"is naked."},{"startTime":2766.0739999999996,"endTime":2767.475,"body":"He's not wearing any clothes."},{"startTime":2767.475,"endTime":2769.3559999999998,"body":"Let's move on from Donald Trump."},{"startTime":2769.3559999999998,"endTime":2771.3269999999998,"body":"Let's get people like JD Vance."},{"startTime":2771.3269999999998,"endTime":2772.598,"body":"Let's get people like Mitt Romney."},{"startTime":2772.598,"endTime":2774.939,"body":"Let's get people like Mike Pence."},{"startTime":2774.939,"endTime":2776.52,"body":"Let's get people like John McCain."},{"startTime":2776.52,"endTime":2781.423,"body":"And let's have a real conversation about ideals that represent this country."},{"startTime":2781.423,"endTime":2784.9049999999997,"body":"But for the meantime, call"},{"startTime":2785.109,"endTime":2792.457,"body":"Someone who was a fucking charlatan and a fucking snake oil salesman and a fucking fraud."},{"startTime":2792.457,"endTime":2794.258,"body":"Call him out and move on."},{"startTime":2794.258,"endTime":2795.0789999999997,"body":"Dude, I'm sorry."},{"startTime":2795.0789999999997,"endTime":2797.471,"body":"Should we just scrap this whole episode?"},{"startTime":2797.694,"endTime":2799.154,"body":"fuck to the no, man."},{"startTime":2799.154,"endTime":2803.2639999999997,"body":"No, because like you're speaking something that's really I've been wrestling with, right?"},{"startTime":2803.2639999999997,"endTime":2812.274,"body":"Because a few episodes ago, we talked about, I shared that experience I had at the"},{"startTime":2803.2639999999997,"endTime":2812.274,"body":"December's concert where they were singing the song 16 military wives, which is all about"},{"startTime":2812.274,"endTime":2817.714,"body":"political division and talking heads on and the 24 hour news cycle."},{"startTime":2818.134,"endTime":2826.6079999999997,"body":"you know, he, the lead singer did that thing where he divided the crowd arbitrarily and"},{"startTime":2818.134,"endTime":2826.6079999999997,"body":"had to sing back to each"},{"startTime":2826.6079999999997,"endTime":2828.569,"body":"La dee da dee da dee da dee da dee da."},{"startTime":2828.569,"endTime":2841.082,"body":"It's like you divide the crowd, you know, and I've, and I think even more so now I'm"},{"startTime":2828.569,"endTime":2841.082,"body":"zoomed out and I see that like, look, there's an intention to the division and that if the"},{"startTime":2841.082,"endTime":2848.7239999999997,"body":"two sides are yelling at each other and screaming at each other and not listening, certain"},{"startTime":2841.082,"endTime":2848.7239999999997,"body":"people win and America loses, right?"},{"startTime":2849.024,"endTime":2856.39,"body":"And yet, yet we have a candidate like Trump who doesn't rep, he's not a Christian."},{"startTime":2856.39,"endTime":2857.953,"body":"He's not a patriot."},{"startTime":2858.615,"endTime":2863.116,"body":"He's trying to rebrand Christianity so we can fucking grift on it, dude, and make money on"},{"startTime":2863.3759999999997,"endTime":2871.776,"body":"I'm one of my favorite things we talked about the the Olympic opening ceremonies and"},{"startTime":2863.3759999999997,"endTime":2871.776,"body":"everyone, you know, has their panties in a bunch about the Last Supper."},{"startTime":2871.776,"endTime":2876.441,"body":"You have artwork about Trump being nailed to a cross."},{"startTime":2876.441,"endTime":2877.102,"body":"UGH"},{"startTime":2879.864,"endTime":2894.807,"body":"And he knows how to exploit the fears, just like any dictator rising to power, he knows"},{"startTime":2879.864,"endTime":2894.807,"body":"how to exploit your worst fears and elevate himself over the collective because he knows"},{"startTime":2894.807,"endTime":2895.6479999999997,"body":"what you're scared about."},{"startTime":2895.6479999999997,"endTime":2899.47,"body":"He knows how to exploit that and he knows how to play to that."},{"startTime":2899.8109999999997,"endTime":2905.1749999999997,"body":"And so there's a part of me that's recognizing like, look, I don't want to be caught up in"},{"startTime":2899.8109999999997,"endTime":2905.1749999999997,"body":"this division."},{"startTime":2905.4359999999997,"endTime":2906.4759999999997,"body":"And yet"},{"startTime":2909.944,"endTime":2920.019,"body":"One party actively trying to tell one, and I shouldn't say one party, but one, yeah, one"},{"startTime":2909.944,"endTime":2920.019,"body":"group, we're trying to actively say who you should have sex with and who you shouldn't."},{"startTime":2920.9199999999996,"endTime":2925.287,"body":"Who, what choices women should make and what they shouldn't."},{"startTime":2925.287,"endTime":2928.287,"body":"kind 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base."},{"startTime":2966.153,"endTime":2967.633,"body":"They have something to gain from it."},{"startTime":2967.633,"endTime":2968.314,"body":"They need views."},{"startTime":2968.314,"endTime":2969.0939999999996,"body":"need the,"},{"startTime":2969.3469999999998,"endTime":2971.357,"body":"They make money off of it, dude."},{"startTime":2972.058,"endTime":2983.241,"body":"Jesse Waters makes money off of saying the Algerian women's boxer is a trans male to"},{"startTime":2972.058,"endTime":2983.241,"body":"female."},{"startTime":2983.241,"endTime":2989.2619999999997,"body":"Jesse Waters from Fox News makes money by saying something so offensive."},{"startTime":2989.783,"endTime":2991.6029999999996,"body":"He makes money off of it."},{"startTime":2992.5029999999997,"endTime":2997.605,"body":"And I'm, and I'm going to tell you right now, I'm, I, I, got nothing for"},{"startTime":2999.2889999999998,"endTime":3002.649,"body":"concept of Christianity right now."},{"startTime":3002.649,"endTime":3003.269,"body":"read."},{"startTime":3003.269,"endTime":3005.4089999999997,"body":"Dude, do know what I did this morning, Mike?"},{"startTime":3005.4089999999997,"endTime":3007.8289999999997,"body":"I read the Sermon on the Mount."},{"startTime":3009.169,"endTime":3010.9689999999996,"body":"I did it this morning."},{"startTime":3011.149,"endTime":3012.9689999999996,"body":"I was like, dude, maybe, you know what?"},{"startTime":3012.9689999999996,"endTime":3018.4289999999996,"body":"I got to like re -familiarize myself with some of this stuff and who knows, God knows"},{"startTime":3012.9689999999996,"endTime":3018.4289999999996,"body":"what's going on."},{"startTime":3018.4289999999996,"endTime":3020.729,"body":"So I read the Sermon on the Mount."},{"startTime":3020.729,"endTime":3028.9069999999997,"body":"And you know, the cool thing about the Sermon on the Mount is that it's given in Matthew,"},{"startTime":3020.729,"endTime":3028.9069999999997,"body":"it's given in the New Testament, Matthew 5 through 7, but it's also given"},{"startTime":3028.953,"endTime":3031.6349999999998,"body":"through the Nephites in Nephi chapter three."},{"startTime":3031.6349999999998,"endTime":3033.897,"body":"So you can read two versions of it."},{"startTime":3033.897,"endTime":3041.582,"body":"They're pretty much the same thing, just not to give everybody any kind of like hope for"},{"startTime":3033.897,"endTime":3041.582,"body":"the future, but they're the same thing."},{"startTime":3042.6229999999996,"endTime":3055.553,"body":"But I would challenge anybody who listens to this podcast who's like, well, I love the"},{"startTime":3042.6229999999996,"endTime":3055.553,"body":"podcast and it's food for thought and it's something to think"},{"startTime":3056.107,"endTime":3060.6789999999996,"body":"I disagree with you guys politically, disagree with you guys spiritually, I disagree with"},{"startTime":3056.107,"endTime":3060.6789999999996,"body":"you guys on whatever."},{"startTime":3060.6789999999996,"endTime":3061.72,"body":"Like, cool."},{"startTime":3061.72,"endTime":3064.781,"body":"I welcome that and I love you and I want that."},{"startTime":3064.781,"endTime":3069.763,"body":"Go read the Sermon on the Mount and compare that to fucking Donald Trump."},{"startTime":3069.783,"endTime":3083.777,"body":"Compare it to Donald Trump, compare it to the conservative party and try to convince me"},{"startTime":3069.783,"endTime":3083.777,"body":"that Donald Trump or the Republicans at large represent Jesus Christ."},{"startTime":3083.777,"endTime":3088.049,"body":"And furthermore, Mike, I'm sorry that I keep talking, but I'm going to tell you this part"},{"startTime":3083.777,"endTime":3088.049,"body":"as well."},{"startTime":3090.883,"endTime":3093.7799999999997,"body":"There's a pretty interesting thing about like,"},{"startTime":3096.817,"endTime":3108.756,"body":"You know, there's like, Trumpism exists and I think probably it's very different than"},{"startTime":3096.817,"endTime":3108.756,"body":"conservative fiscal policy."},{"startTime":3108.756,"endTime":3113.729,"body":"I think it's also very different than Christianity."},{"startTime":3114.35,"endTime":3125.1169999999997,"body":"But Christians are willing to sell themselves to Donald Trump in the short term to forsake"},{"startTime":3114.35,"endTime":3125.1169999999997,"body":"themselves in the long"},{"startTime":3125.4109999999996,"endTime":3137.9489999999996,"body":"And what I mean by that is Christians like to talk about the Antichrist and they like to"},{"startTime":3125.4109999999996,"endTime":3137.9489999999996,"body":"talk about like the rise of godless heathens and pagans and God knows what else."},{"startTime":3138.73,"endTime":3154.401,"body":"Here's the problem with that whole thing is that only believers in Christ are available to"},{"startTime":3138.73,"endTime":3154.401,"body":"be deceived by the Antichrist."},{"startTime":3156.2909999999997,"endTime":3165.944,"body":"People like me, people like Mike, people that are Hindu, people that are Muslim, people"},{"startTime":3156.2909999999997,"endTime":3165.944,"body":"that are Buddhist, people that are Jewish, people that are fucking whatever, people who"},{"startTime":3165.944,"endTime":3174.446,"body":"are atheist, people who are pagan, they are not in danger of being misled and deceived by"},{"startTime":3165.944,"endTime":3174.446,"body":"the Antichrist."},{"startTime":3174.446,"endTime":3184.129,"body":"The only people who the Antichrist can mislead are people who believe in the concept of"},{"startTime":3174.446,"endTime":3184.129,"body":"Christ, and that is Christians."},{"startTime":3184.633,"endTime":3196.605,"body":"So when Christians are trying to like assign anti -Christ fucking values to heathens and"},{"startTime":3184.633,"endTime":3196.605,"body":"pagans like you and"},{"startTime":3199.053,"endTime":3201.854,"body":"Those are the people who are being fooled by the adversary."},{"startTime":3201.854,"endTime":3207.915,"body":"Those are the people who are being led down to hell by the antichrist."},{"startTime":3208.1349999999998,"endTime":3213.2369999999996,"body":"People who believe in the existence of a Christ have to therefore believe in an"},{"startTime":3208.1349999999998,"endTime":3213.2369999999996,"body":"antichrist."},{"startTime":3213.2369999999996,"endTime":3217.738,"body":"And you're the only ones who can be deceived into believing in the antichrist."},{"startTime":3217.738,"endTime":3225.2,"body":"People who like me don't believe in the existence of a Christ can't believe in the"},{"startTime":3217.738,"endTime":3225.2,"body":"existence of an antichrist."},{"startTime":3225.2,"endTime":3227.361,"body":"You fucking dipshits."},{"startTime":3228.0809999999997,"endTime":3228.991,"body":"Sorry."},{"startTime":3232.3019999999997,"endTime":3240.682,"body":"One of the reasons I'm glad we're having this conversation right now is, you know, I think"},{"startTime":3232.3019999999997,"endTime":3240.682,"body":"we've hidden like four years on the podcast."},{"startTime":3240.682,"endTime":3241.453,"body":"Happy four years, man."},{"startTime":3241.453,"endTime":3243.711,"body":"I think this is like around the time when we leaked the long cover."},{"startTime":3243.711,"endTime":3244.964,"body":"Mike, four years."},{"startTime":3244.964,"endTime":3246.236,"body":"So here's to four more years."},{"startTime":3246.236,"endTime":3248.9089999999997,"body":"I don't know that we'll make it four more years, but here's to four more years."},{"startTime":3250.062,"endTime":3250.522,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":3250.522,"endTime":3260.585,"body":"I could talk with you forever, There's been a lot of talk of 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been really interesting for me because I feel"},{"startTime":3292.147,"endTime":3301.9429999999998,"body":"like I'm both seeing it from a zoomed out perspective and being like, all right, CNN, I"},{"startTime":3301.9429999999998,"endTime":3302.9339999999997,"body":"see what you're doing here."},{"startTime":3302.9339999999997,"endTime":3303.8039999999996,"body":"All right, Fox news."},{"startTime":3303.8039999999996,"endTime":3304.5649999999996,"body":"I see what you're doing here."},{"startTime":3304.5649999999996,"endTime":3309.3779999999997,"body":"I, I, I, I'm seeing it more than I was four years ago, eight years"},{"startTime":3311.1299999999997,"endTime":3312.341,"body":"And at the same"},{"startTime":3314.734,"endTime":3317.52,"body":"I'm like, but no, like"},{"startTime":3320.122,"endTime":3323.9649999999997,"body":"I care about the marginalized people in the society."},{"startTime":3323.9649999999997,"endTime":3327.5069999999996,"body":"I care about those things that Christ talks about in the Sermon on the Mount."},{"startTime":3327.547,"endTime":3330.83,"body":"And I'm willing to advocate and fight for those things."},{"startTime":3330.83,"endTime":3337.584,"body":"And maybe part of my shadow projection is trying to be a little bit too understanding and"},{"startTime":3330.83,"endTime":3337.584,"body":"too like, look at myself."},{"startTime":3337.584,"endTime":3338.335,"body":"where am I wrong?"},{"startTime":3338.335,"endTime":3339.336,"body":"And where am I listening?"},{"startTime":3339.336,"endTime":3343.3779999999997,"body":"Where sometimes I'm like, no, I've thought through this."},{"startTime":3343.6989999999996,"endTime":3344.689,"body":"I have an opinion."},{"startTime":3344.689,"endTime":3348.678,"body":"Not only have opinion, but I think I've had pretty damn good opinion."},{"startTime":3348.678,"endTime":3362.008,"body":"and a pretty damn good perspective of what it looks like from an outsider to see someone"},{"startTime":3348.678,"endTime":3362.008,"body":"who does not care about American values, that we talk about, or we've been talking about"},{"startTime":3362.008,"endTime":3371.364,"body":"on this podcast, does not care about Christianity, has set himself up as the savior of"},{"startTime":3362.008,"endTime":3371.364,"body":"both."},{"startTime":3374.691,"endTime":3375.0429999999997,"body":"Dude."},{"startTime":3375.0429999999997,"endTime":3378.441,"body":"And I gotta speak to that shit."},{"startTime":3378.441,"endTime":3384.417,"body":"so it's like a weird tension I've been holding and this is helping me kind of like explore"},{"startTime":3378.441,"endTime":3384.417,"body":"that more."},{"startTime":3384.417,"endTime":3387.6099999999997,"body":"I bring up something that's kind of like near and dear to our hearts?"},{"startTime":3390.694,"endTime":3393.557,"body":"Other than jerking off until you cum."},{"startTime":3393.678,"endTime":3399.884,"body":"Other than jerking off until creamy white substance comes shooting out of your penis."},{"startTime":3402.499,"endTime":3404.797,"body":"which by the way, I'm very passionate about."},{"startTime":3404.961,"endTime":3406.334,"body":"I wanna talk more about"},{"startTime":3406.334,"endTime":3406.615,"body":"are you?"},{"startTime":3406.615,"endTime":3407.067,"body":"Same."},{"startTime":3407.067,"endTime":3408.069,"body":"Wait, same."},{"startTime":3409.5049999999997,"endTime":3425.931,"body":"Mike, many of our besties, many of our home, our closest home girls and homeboys, and many"},{"startTime":3409.5049999999997,"endTime":3425.931,"body":"of the people who listen to this podcast actually are very passionate about the concept of"},{"startTime":3426.172,"endTime":3439.0969999999998,"body":"vaccines, about government interference with things like 5G and injections and mandatory"},{"startTime":3440.48,"endTime":3442.964,"body":"Like many of our people are into that,"},{"startTime":3445.1769999999997,"endTime":3448.207,"body":"And yet, I need to say this out loud."},{"startTime":3448.207,"endTime":3456.357,"body":"As much as I love you, and I think this is probably gonna lose us probably 200 listeners,"},{"startTime":3448.207,"endTime":3456.357,"body":"as much as I love"},{"startTime":3458.2189999999996,"endTime":3466.9539999999997,"body":"No one, no one ever, as far as I know, there was talk about mandatory vaccines, but it"},{"startTime":3458.2189999999996,"endTime":3466.9539999999997,"body":"never was enacted."},{"startTime":3467.214,"endTime":3484.864,"body":"There was talk about like, hey, this is a thing that you need to do in order to be better"},{"startTime":3467.214,"endTime":3484.864,"body":"prepared for the collective, to be a member of a tribe, to be a member of a civilization."},{"startTime":3485.625,"endTime":3487.015,"body":"It was never mandated."},{"startTime":3487.415,"endTime":3496.2329999999997,"body":"And yet, because it was close to being mandated, because it was like talked about being a"},{"startTime":3487.415,"endTime":3496.2329999999997,"body":"mandate, because it was talked about, please do this."},{"startTime":3496.2329999999997,"endTime":3497.9539999999997,"body":"We think that you should do this."},{"startTime":3497.9539999999997,"endTime":3499.4849999999997,"body":"It's important that you do this."},{"startTime":3499.4849999999997,"endTime":3500.796,"body":"It's important that you get vaccinated."},{"startTime":3500.796,"endTime":3501.937,"body":"It's important that you wear a mask."},{"startTime":3501.937,"endTime":3503.239,"body":"It's important you do all this."},{"startTime":3503.239,"endTime":3515.9289999999996,"body":"Because that was a conversation, people were willing to basically forsake their entire"},{"startTime":3503.239,"endTime":3515.9289999999996,"body":"sense of freedom and defend Donald"},{"startTime":3518.227,"endTime":3528.747,"body":"And that fucking same Donald Trump is the person who not only appointed"},{"startTime":3530.937,"endTime":3541.7169999999996,"body":"Supreme Court justices, but also fought for those Supreme Court justices that we have"},{"startTime":3530.937,"endTime":3541.7169999999996,"body":"since learned are on the take."},{"startTime":3541.7169999999996,"endTime":3548.277,"body":"We have since learned are receiving benefits from the wealthy."},{"startTime":3549.1369999999997,"endTime":3560.3489999999997,"body":"Those are the same Supreme Court justices that revoked a 40 -year -old law that gave women"},{"startTime":3549.1369999999997,"endTime":3560.3489999999997,"body":"autonomy against their own bodies."},{"startTime":3561.017,"endTime":3563.4469999999997,"body":"Do not talk to me about vaccines."},{"startTime":3563.4469999999997,"endTime":3567.477,"body":"Do not talk to me about your body, your choice."},{"startTime":3567.477,"endTime":3585.1769999999997,"body":"If you are willing to support someone who unequivocally and 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where"},{"startTime":4029.922,"endTime":4035.4849999999997,"body":"it was?"},{"startTime":4036.366,"endTime":4036.7329999999997,"body":"And"},{"startTime":4036.7329999999997,"endTime":4037.475,"body":"is in Wisconsin."},{"startTime":4037.475,"endTime":4039.287,"body":"So you're both you're right twice."},{"startTime":4040.432,"endTime":4044.459,"body":"And Grindr crashes when they're having the Republican National Convention."},{"startTime":4044.459,"endTime":4047.8269999999998,"body":"servers crashed in Milwaukee during the Republican National Convention."},{"startTime":4047.8269999999998,"endTime":4049.68,"body":"That's not a fucking fake news."},{"startTime":4049.68,"endTime":4050.7129999999997,"body":"That's not a tweet."},{"startTime":4050.7129999999997,"endTime":4052.056,"body":"That really happened."},{"startTime":4052.056,"endTime":4054.9109999999996,"body":"Grindr crashed in Milwaukee."},{"startTime":4055.374,"endTime":4063.0989999999997,"body":"As they're all jerking off to 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it."},{"startTime":4178.08,"endTime":4181.221,"body":"And it looks like I'm trying to like mouth the words with you."},{"startTime":4181.221,"endTime":4183.552,"body":"And I'm like, yeah, let's do it."},{"startTime":4183.552,"endTime":4187.413,"body":"So for some reason we can't sing along together on this, but."},{"startTime":4187.619,"endTime":4190.062,"body":"But we got we got some hymns that we've been working on."},{"startTime":4190.062,"endTime":4196.8189999999995,"body":"So, hey, by the way, y 'all get your tickets now for Something Funky on a Friday Night."},{"startTime":4196.8189999999995,"endTime":4201.384,"body":"Mike, we don't even know when it is, y 'all, we did something cool on a Friday night."},{"startTime":4201.384,"endTime":4203.287,"body":"We did something chill on a Friday night."},{"startTime":4203.287,"endTime":4209.4929999999995,"body":"And Mike and I have been working very hard to bring to you something funky on a Friday"},{"startTime":4210.204,"endTime":4214.445,"body":"Something funky on a Friday night."},{"startTime":4215.33,"endTime":4216.826,"body":"Let's get real funky."},{"startTime":4216.826,"endTime":4218.206999999999,"body":"to match it up with you dog."},{"startTime":4218.206999999999,"endTime":4223.641,"body":"Come on now What you talking about what you talking about"},{"startTime":4223.683,"endTime":4226.325,"body":"Getting real funky on a Friday."},{"startTime":4229.05,"endTime":4231.239,"body":"We're gonna go real slow."},{"startTime":4231.885,"endTime":4233.066,"body":"We can take it slow."},{"startTime":4233.066,"endTime":4234.196,"body":"can go real slow."},{"startTime":4234.196,"endTime":4235.246999999999,"body":"We can take it low."},{"startTime":4235.246999999999,"endTime":4236.458,"body":"If you want to go low."},{"startTime":4236.458,"endTime":4243.672,"body":"Dude, it's going to be a place where you can get funky."},{"startTime":4243.672,"endTime":4250.956,"body":"So bring your fucking MDMA, bring your gals and girls and guys and dudes like, and get"},{"startTime":4243.672,"endTime":4250.956,"body":"funky dog."},{"startTime":4250.956,"endTime":4252.076,"body":"Come on with it."},{"startTime":4252.076,"endTime":4256.019,"body":"If you're still listening at this point, I think probably you're going to be there."},{"startTime":4256.019,"endTime":4259.639999999999,"body":"Like honestly, if someone is still listening right now,"},{"startTime":4260.514999999999,"endTime":4266.657,"body":"Probably our homies that are gonna be there for something funky on a Friday night and we"},{"startTime":4260.514999999999,"endTime":4266.657,"body":"are gonna be there with it We're gonna bring it."},{"startTime":4266.657,"endTime":4267.648999999999,"body":"I swear to you."},{"startTime":4267.648999999999,"endTime":4269.271,"body":"We are gonna fucking bring"},{"startTime":4269.563999999999,"endTime":4272.961,"body":"So can we give them a range of dates or can we throw out a date?"},{"startTime":4272.961,"endTime":4275.223,"body":"Like late September, early October?"},{"startTime":4275.223,"endTime":4276.284,"body":"October ish dogs."},{"startTime":4276.284,"endTime":4277.205,"body":"We're going to be ready for it."},{"startTime":4277.205,"endTime":4279.977,"body":"And we're coming to Salt Lake city."},{"startTime":4280.838,"endTime":4281.718,"body":"It might be October."},{"startTime":4281.718,"endTime":4283.799,"body":"It could be late October too, actually."},{"startTime":4286.001,"endTime":4288.053,"body":"I got to have a couple of medical procedures."},{"startTime":4288.053,"endTime":4289.4039999999995,"body":"had a couple done last week."},{"startTime":4289.4039999999995,"endTime":4291.235,"body":"I got a couple more to do at the end of this month."},{"startTime":4291.235,"endTime":4299.11,"body":"I'm like, I'm like having surgeries galore, but once we get done with my surgeries, Mike"},{"startTime":4291.235,"endTime":4299.11,"body":"and I are available to you."},{"startTime":4299.251,"endTime":4303.193,"body":"And I mean that, I mean that like head to toe, we are available to"},{"startTime":4303.996,"endTime":4310.045,"body":"We are available all, so we'll say one of the Fridays in October."},{"startTime":4310.045,"endTime":4312.918,"body":"Stay tuned."},{"startTime":4312.918,"endTime":4313.8589999999995,"body":"tuned."},{"startTime":4315.026,"endTime":4316.552,"body":"Stay tuned girl."},{"startTime":4316.552,"endTime":4317.813999999999,"body":"All right, Mike, let's get it."},{"startTime":4317.813999999999,"endTime":4318.184,"body":"you know what?"},{"startTime":4318.184,"endTime":4325.47,"body":"That's what we'll need going into because it's something funky on a Friday to get us"},{"startTime":4318.184,"endTime":4325.47,"body":"through wherever we're at in this like election that's going to be."},{"startTime":4325.47,"endTime":4327.33,"body":"I mean."},{"startTime":4327.33,"endTime":4327.639999999999,"body":"believe?"},{"startTime":4327.639999999999,"endTime":4329.031,"body":"November something."},{"startTime":4329.031,"endTime":4331.612,"body":"don't know the exact date but like shit's weird man."},{"startTime":4331.612,"endTime":4332.972,"body":"It's gonna get weird."},{"startTime":4334.213,"endTime":4335.204,"body":"Go whatever."},{"startTime":4335.204,"endTime":4341.396,"body":"Whoever you're voting for, like go that person but like go fuck yourself if you're voting"},{"startTime":4335.204,"endTime":4341.396,"body":"for an actual con man."},{"startTime":4345.071,"endTime":4345.845,"body":"-ho!"}]}