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mean?"},{"startTime":635.964,"endTime":644.099,"body":"Like, did I spiral into something that would soothe my, that I'm like, these facts make so"},{"startTime":635.964,"endTime":644.099,"body":"much sense."},{"startTime":644.099,"endTime":648.7520000000001,"body":"Just like someone on maybe the far right gets into their."},{"startTime":649.2940000000001,"endTime":655.0260000000001,"body":"echo chamber and they're like, there's no way, there's no way, Trump loses this thing."},{"startTime":655.0260000000001,"endTime":655.517,"body":"No way."},{"startTime":655.517,"endTime":659.5840000000001,"body":"Everyone I got on tick tock and everyone just talks about how he's already got this in the"},{"startTime":655.517,"endTime":659.5840000000001,"body":"back."},{"startTime":660.451,"endTime":674.7460000000001,"body":"Man, that's so strange because like, it's interesting to hear you say that because I feel"},{"startTime":660.451,"endTime":674.7460000000001,"body":"like Reddit is a more curatable, like I see what I wanna see on Reddit, you know what I"},{"startTime":674.7460000000001,"endTime":675.481,"body":"mean?"},{"startTime":675.6410000000001,"endTime":681.926,"body":"But on TikTok, I do see like, we're pro Trump and here's what's up with Trump."},{"startTime":681.926,"endTime":685.1980000000001,"body":"And I see, here's what's up with Kamala."},{"startTime":685.1980000000001,"endTime":690.451,"body":"Like, just so you, I don't know, Mike, I don't think that Kamala has it in the bag."},{"startTime":690.6120000000001,"endTime":691.2860000000001,"body":"I'm worried."},{"startTime":691.2860000000001,"endTime":692.6120000000001,"body":"I think Trump might win."},{"startTime":692.6120000000001,"endTime":693.9150000000001,"body":"I think Trump's going to win."},{"startTime":694.562,"endTime":696.2030000000001,"body":"So you see what I mean?"},{"startTime":696.2030000000001,"endTime":700.3050000000001,"body":"You're in that TikTok 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eventually"},{"startTime":725.494,"endTime":731.638,"body":"we can get that to work."},{"startTime":732.239,"endTime":735.7810000000001,"body":"So I'm glad I have my own TikTok, but I started scrolling on my own TikTok."},{"startTime":735.7810000000001,"endTime":737.4720000000001,"body":"So I get my own stuff."},{"startTime":737.923,"endTime":739.024,"body":"Okay, hold up a second."},{"startTime":739.024,"endTime":746.029,"body":"You did say one thing that I gotta like, I am not in the, I am not being convinced by"},{"startTime":739.024,"endTime":746.029,"body":"TikTok that Trump's gonna win."},{"startTime":746.129,"endTime":752.6740000000001,"body":"I'm telling you that I am worried that we're about to find out just how sexist and racist"},{"startTime":746.129,"endTime":752.6740000000001,"body":"America is."},{"startTime":752.6740000000001,"endTime":754.0450000000001,"body":"That's what I'm telling 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cock."},{"startTime":789.485,"endTime":791.3960000000001,"body":"Dude, he's such a nut."},{"startTime":791.3960000000001,"endTime":805.4590000000001,"body":"Like I'm telling you, I am telling you right now, Mike, if Trump had no power over people,"},{"startTime":791.3960000000001,"endTime":805.4590000000001,"body":"like if he had no influence and no like political aspirations, this dude would be funnier"},{"startTime":805.4590000000001,"endTime":806.1600000000001,"body":"than Borat."},{"startTime":806.1600000000001,"endTime":817.6930000000001,"body":"Like this would like, if Trump was a, was a satirical character that was like a comedian"},{"startTime":806.1600000000001,"endTime":817.6930000000001,"body":"in a fat suit, like it's like, it's really like Louis CK in a, in a fat suit this whole"},{"startTime":817.6930000000001,"endTime":818.4630000000001,"body":"time."},{"startTime":818.779,"endTime":819.99,"body":"It would be 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man."},{"startTime":949.629,"endTime":953.8810000000001,"body":"I hope that's, because here's why I get concerned."},{"startTime":955.902,"endTime":960.4050000000001,"body":"I try to like check myself about this, because I think I'm guilty of it."},{"startTime":960.4050000000001,"endTime":971.8710000000001,"body":"And more so people who vote on the same side of the aisle as me, sometimes are even"},{"startTime":960.4050000000001,"endTime":971.8710000000001,"body":"guiltier of like, of that, I guess we all are, but just of that thing of like,"},{"startTime":972.163,"endTime":975.683,"body":"Okay, everyone who doesn't agree with me is a villain."},{"startTime":976.2230000000001,"endTime":989.0630000000001,"body":"Everyone who's on the other side of an opinion than me is literally Hitler and they're"},{"startTime":976.2230000000001,"endTime":989.0630000000001,"body":"literally a villain, pedophile."},{"startTime":990.003,"endTime":994.4830000000001,"body":"It's like, God, maybe I'm the problem."},{"startTime":994.4830000000001,"endTime":995.263,"body":"Do you know what I mean?"},{"startTime":995.263,"endTime":998.923,"body":"Like I hate getting into this shit, Mike, when I'm high."},{"startTime":998.923,"endTime":1001.379,"body":"By the way, Mike, we smoked."},{"startTime":1001.379,"endTime":1003.359,"body":"of joy before we started this, right?"},{"startTime":1003.359,"endTime":1006.038,"body":"So that's why we're kind of being a little silly, I guess, right now."},{"startTime":1006.0590000000001,"endTime":1007.9190000000001,"body":"I don't Yeah."},{"startTime":1007.9190000000001,"endTime":1014.379,"body":"If this episode so far makes no sense because we've talked about luggage reviewing and"},{"startTime":1007.9190000000001,"endTime":1014.379,"body":"Donald Trump."},{"startTime":1014.379,"endTime":1016.5590000000001,"body":"Welcome to Mormon Son Mushrooms."},{"startTime":1016.5590000000001,"endTime":1021.9870000000001,"body":"We're going to spend the next 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it"},{"startTime":1181.57,"endTime":1185.93,"body":"though."},{"startTime":1185.93,"endTime":1196.5,"body":"if, maybe because there are members of the church that have explored all of the same kind"},{"startTime":1185.93,"endTime":1196.5,"body":"of stuff that we've explored, right?"},{"startTime":1196.5,"endTime":1207.401,"body":"As far as like, not even opposite of the church, but just like 360 degrees around the pin"},{"startTime":1196.5,"endTime":1207.401,"body":"point."},{"startTime":1207.401,"endTime":1209.232,"body":"of the church is existence, right?"},{"startTime":1209.232,"endTime":1214.713,"body":"It's not just like line A to line B, or it's not like point A to point B in a single line."},{"startTime":1214.833,"endTime":1219.835,"body":"It's not like either believing Mormon or not believing Mormon."},{"startTime":1219.835,"endTime":1223.9550000000002,"body":"there can be anything outside of that and in between, right?"},{"startTime":1224.536,"endTime":1233.919,"body":"So 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minor, I wouldn't call it like any sort of like moment of"},{"startTime":1778.837,"endTime":1789.679,"body":"enlightenment, but maybe like some minor, like I had a minor revelation, okay?"},{"startTime":1789.798,"endTime":1790.56,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1790.607,"endTime":1791.469,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1792.621,"endTime":1801.63,"body":"So you're talking about like echo chambers through TikTok, through Reddit, through even"},{"startTime":1792.621,"endTime":1801.63,"body":"through our social networks, through like who we expose ourselves, like who we get much"},{"startTime":1801.63,"endTime":1804.827,"body":"exposure to in the workplace, like to be honest with you, you know what I mean?"},{"startTime":1804.827,"endTime":1809.0900000000001,"body":"by the way, is this a revelation for all mankind or a revelation for Doug?"},{"startTime":1810.3120000000001,"endTime":1811.673,"body":"Okay, okay."},{"startTime":1812.791,"endTime":1818.611,"body":"I would not dare receive 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give them some kind of bullshit"},{"startTime":1840.397,"endTime":1848.8110000000001,"body":"like that, they'd be like, Nope, no, you guys have to do your own thing and you're the"},{"startTime":1848.8110000000001,"endTime":1852.38,"body":"parents and you can try, but we ain't, we ain't going, you know what I mean?"},{"startTime":1852.38,"endTime":1854.246,"body":"I didn't even get even one Nephi, man."},{"startTime":1854.246,"endTime":1856.16,"body":"I'm so glad."},{"startTime":1858.733,"endTime":1866.117,"body":"Some self-righteous little asshole running around your house trying to dictate what"},{"startTime":1858.733,"endTime":1866.117,"body":"everybody else does like, okay, go build that fucking boat now."},{"startTime":1866.941,"endTime":1868.286,"body":"Chill out, Nife."},{"startTime":1868.286,"endTime":1868.646,"body":"you."},{"startTime":1868.646,"endTime":1869.856,"body":"want to hear you preach."},{"startTime":1869.856,"endTime":1870.977,"body":"I want to hear your 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life?"},{"startTime":2157.3379999999997,"endTime":2159.9289999999996,"body":"That's what I love about airports."},{"startTime":2161.0989999999997,"endTime":2162.479,"body":"It's so weird to me."},{"startTime":2162.98,"endTime":2165.3599999999997,"body":"Mike, I'm telling you right now, I think I'm an elitist."},{"startTime":2165.3599999999997,"endTime":2171.7619999999997,"body":"Like all this shit we talk about like being these little softy left-wing liberal"},{"startTime":2165.3599999999997,"endTime":2171.7619999999997,"body":"snowflakes."},{"startTime":2171.8819999999996,"endTime":2179.2839999999997,"body":"I am telling you, I am a elitist Republican snob when I fly on an airplane."},{"startTime":2179.605,"endTime":2184.826,"body":"There are times when I'm on an airplane and I'm like, I'm just gonna be honest with you,"},{"startTime":2179.605,"endTime":2184.826,"body":"Mike."},{"startTime":2184.826,"endTime":2187.1769999999997,"body":"There are times when I'm on an airplane where I'm like."},{"startTime":2187.267,"endTime":2188.908,"body":"People talk about inflation being too high."},{"startTime":2188.908,"endTime":2190.5499999999997,"body":"I don't think inflation is high enough."},{"startTime":2190.5499999999997,"endTime":2196.475,"body":"If these weirdos can afford air travel, get these fucking weirdos off my airplane."},{"startTime":2196.475,"endTime":2197.8759999999997,"body":"They're my airplane now."},{"startTime":2197.8759999999997,"endTime":2204.8019999999997,"body":"Like suddenly I'm like, suddenly I'm like the host of Delta and I'm like, get these"},{"startTime":2197.8759999999997,"endTime":2204.8019999999997,"body":"fucking weirdos off of my airplane."},{"startTime":2204.8019999999997,"endTime":2206.203,"body":"They're cooking eggs."},{"startTime":2209.018,"endTime":2212.028,"body":"thank you for like, hold on, hold on a second."},{"startTime":2212.028,"endTime":2214.1279999999997,"body":"This, this elitist thing, that's what I'm trying to say."},{"startTime":2214.1279999999997,"endTime":2215.8379999999997,"body":"This whole episode is just being, insane."},{"startTime":2215.8379999999997,"endTime":2221.0679999999998,"body":"Like I feel like I'm an elitist asshole and, and I think it's okay."},{"startTime":2221.0679999999998,"endTime":2225.3179999999998,"body":"I think I looked down on, you know, I love my Mormon family and friends, love them to"},{"startTime":2221.0679999999998,"endTime":2225.3179999999998,"body":"death."},{"startTime":2225.3179999999998,"endTime":2226.3779999999997,"body":"I love the Mormon people."},{"startTime":2226.3779999999997,"endTime":2231.558,"body":"I just think they're in a fucking cult and like, come on guys, grow up."},{"startTime":2231.558,"endTime":2237.906,"body":"And I feel the same way about, definitely Trump supporters, but like, I just feel the same"},{"startTime":2231.558,"endTime":2237.906,"body":"way."},{"startTime":2237.906,"endTime":2241.846,"body":"It's just like, okay, no, come on."},{"startTime":2242.7059999999997,"endTime":2243.426,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":2243.426,"endTime":2246.0069999999996,"body":"I was like, no, come on, that was all I had to say."},{"startTime":2246.0069999999996,"endTime":2247.6879999999996,"body":"No, I like that."},{"startTime":2247.6879999999996,"endTime":2250.31,"body":"Dude, there's nothing more elitist than that."},{"startTime":2250.31,"endTime":2253.2309999999998,"body":"He just said, no, come on."},{"startTime":2253.2309999999998,"endTime":2255.653,"body":"Like honestly, dude, the world needs people."},{"startTime":2255.653,"endTime":2258.2239999999997,"body":"Like, listen, the world is courteous."},{"startTime":2258.2239999999997,"endTime":2260.575,"body":"Like for the most part, we are all courteous."},{"startTime":2260.575,"endTime":2262.5159999999996,"body":"We just need somebody to be like, we do."},{"startTime":2262.5159999999996,"endTime":2267.245,"body":"We need somebody to be like, no, no, come on, no."},{"startTime":2267.245,"endTime":2276.6659999999997,"body":"It was the title of an episode of you enough's enough you guys enough is a fucking enough"},{"startTime":2267.245,"endTime":2276.6659999999997,"body":"and I was watching I was watching clips of Trump's presidency someone aired the whole"},{"startTime":2276.6659999999997,"endTime":2285.6029999999996,"body":"thing like in case you in case you forgot how it ended let me let me show you how it ended"},{"startTime":2276.6659999999997,"endTime":2285.6029999999996,"body":"and Just the whole shit show of it and it just got you guys enough's enough"},{"startTime":2285.6029999999996,"endTime":2287.1229999999996,"body":"Enough is enough."},{"startTime":2288.703,"endTime":2294.4429999999998,"body":"The thing that I love though, Mike, I love enough is enough, it applies."},{"startTime":2294.4429999999998,"endTime":2297.4829999999997,"body":"I like to apply it to like when I'm also in an emotional thing."},{"startTime":2297.4829999999997,"endTime":2303.1029999999996,"body":"But like you saying, you looking down your nose at people going, no, come on."},{"startTime":2303.4629999999997,"endTime":2306.223,"body":"That has a different energy to it, bro."},{"startTime":2306.263,"endTime":2309.5629999999996,"body":"That has a different energy to it than enough is enough."},{"startTime":2310.4629999999997,"endTime":2315.747,"body":"Like I want you, Mike, I want you to be like my little shoulder devil."},{"startTime":2315.8529999999996,"endTime":2325.336,"body":"when I travel who when I look over at the dude in like 15 E, you know, D E F."},{"startTime":2325.336,"endTime":2333.0879999999997,"body":"So he's in the middle seat and I look over at him and he's opening that little bag of"},{"startTime":2325.336,"endTime":2333.0879999999997,"body":"fucking scrambled eggs and salmon."},{"startTime":2333.0879999999997,"endTime":2337.7889999999998,"body":"I want you to just turn to him and go, no, no, come on."},{"startTime":2337.8089999999997,"endTime":2341.6899999999996,"body":"And by the way, everyone else in the plane wants you to say that."},{"startTime":2341.6899999999996,"endTime":2345.651,"body":"Everyone in the plane is thinking the same goddamn thing except for this one."},{"startTime":2346.435,"endTime":2346.9959999999996,"body":"Fucker!"},{"startTime":2346.9959999999996,"endTime":2350.6589999999997,"body":"It's just like, I don't know that there's a world going on around me."},{"startTime":2350.6589999999997,"endTime":2352.58,"body":"I couldn't care less about these people."},{"startTime":2352.58,"endTime":2354.475,"body":"Everyone smell my eggs."},{"startTime":2354.475,"endTime":2356.5229999999997,"body":"It's like, what?"},{"startTime":2358.1119999999996,"endTime":2370.6119999999996,"body":"And when I see a comment on TikTok and they're commenting on some video defending the"},{"startTime":2358.1119999999996,"endTime":2370.6119999999996,"body":"Mormon Church 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sometimes you're like, dude, we look kind of the"},{"startTime":2404.4179999999997,"endTime":2412.1639999999998,"body":"same, but I don't know that we're from the same planet earth."},{"startTime":2412.1639999999998,"endTime":2413.796,"body":"are you wearing a skin suit?"},{"startTime":2413.796,"endTime":2414.6059999999998,"body":"What's happening?"},{"startTime":2414.6059999999998,"endTime":2415.489,"body":"And also."},{"startTime":2415.489,"endTime":2420.0139999999997,"body":"You're wearing a skin suit and your fucking tank top is three sizes too small!"},{"startTime":2420.0139999999997,"endTime":2423.5519999999997,"body":"Stop sitting next to me on an airplane and sweating on my shoulder!"},{"startTime":2424.922,"endTime":2426.4779999999996,"body":"No, no."},{"startTime":2426.4779999999996,"endTime":2427.3689999999997,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2427.3689999999997,"endTime":2437.3849999999998,"body":"So that's what, was my revelation is that like the, the reason that air travel is so"},{"startTime":2427.3689999999997,"endTime":2437.3849999999998,"body":"fascinating and the reason it's like the topic of like every comedian, like it's like a"},{"startTime":2437.3849999999998,"endTime":2447.582,"body":"wealth, like it's just like that, that well don't run dry is because it is a, it is an"},{"startTime":2437.3849999999998,"endTime":2447.582,"body":"experiment in the spectrum of people."},{"startTime":2447.582,"endTime":2454.357,"body":"Cause it's like, dude, everyone is traveling through the air for some goddamn reason that"},{"startTime":2447.582,"endTime":2454.357,"body":"their aunt died or they're going to a company like"},{"startTime":2454.357,"endTime":2461.711,"body":"Someone whose aunt died and some guy who's going to a conference and someone who's like"},{"startTime":2454.357,"endTime":2461.711,"body":"trying to sneak out of the country illegally."},{"startTime":2461.711,"endTime":2466.8529999999996,"body":"Like all three of them are sitting like three seats in a row just next to each other."},{"startTime":2466.8529999999996,"endTime":2468.4339999999997,"body":"It's like, what the fuck are we?"},{"startTime":2468.4339999999997,"endTime":2470.4849999999997,"body":"Are we like, who are you?"},{"startTime":2472.027,"endTime":2477.2169999999996,"body":"So with that, also judge them."},{"startTime":2478.471,"endTime":2481.493,"body":"But I but dude I have to I have to honest with you Mike."},{"startTime":2481.493,"endTime":2487.493,"body":"I apply that same judgment to myself So it's not like I'm it's not like I'm like Do you"},{"startTime":2481.493,"endTime":2487.493,"body":"know what I mean?"},{"startTime":2487.493,"endTime":2491.448,"body":"I am like Boy, you better hurry off this airplane."},{"startTime":2491.448,"endTime":2493.1989999999996,"body":"You better not hold up anybody."},{"startTime":2493.1989999999996,"endTime":2502.2729999999997,"body":"You better not hold up anybody at security You better know how to scan your fucking ticket"},{"startTime":2493.1989999999996,"endTime":2502.2729999999997,"body":"You better know how to like put your luggage up in the overhand Compartment and sit your"},{"startTime":2502.2729999999997,"endTime":2504.0539999999996,"body":"ass down a bugger your seatbelt ASAP."},{"startTime":2504.0539999999996,"endTime":2508.265,"body":"Like I am NOT I mean when I I'm huge but when I sit"},{"startTime":2508.265,"endTime":2514.806,"body":"next to somebody I like make myself I get uncomfortably thin and small and I like lean to"},{"startTime":2508.265,"endTime":2514.806,"body":"the side."},{"startTime":2514.806,"endTime":2519.423,"body":"Meanwhile, people like man spreading on top of me and I'm like, bro, you're five, six."},{"startTime":2519.423,"endTime":2521.2349999999997,"body":"Give me some fucking space."},{"startTime":2521.3559999999998,"endTime":2523.4399999999996,"body":"Anyway, sorry, I totally interrupted you."},{"startTime":2523.4399999999996,"endTime":2532.4939999999997,"body":"No, but I think you're hitting the point I was trying to make because it's like, you know,"},{"startTime":2523.4399999999996,"endTime":2532.4939999999997,"body":"I'm trying to say here that I'm trying to feel the difference between, for example, when I"},{"startTime":2532.4939999999997,"endTime":2541.1679999999997,"body":"was Mormon and I've talked about this, walking around airport, walking around like"},{"startTime":2532.4939999999997,"endTime":2541.1679999999997,"body":"Disneyland and seeing people, well, especially as Mormon, like in an airport, you're in"},{"startTime":2541.1679999999997,"endTime":2543.439,"body":"the Salt Lake airport and you know who's not wearing their garments."},{"startTime":2543.439,"endTime":2548.841,"body":"And you're looking around and you're like, man, I hope they just, you know, learn the"},{"startTime":2543.439,"endTime":2548.841,"body":"truth someday."},{"startTime":2549.23,"endTime":2549.962,"body":"And..."},{"startTime":2550.096,"endTime":2554.491,"body":"You know, or you see this cute little family in front of you and lying at Disneyland or"},{"startTime":2550.096,"endTime":2554.491,"body":"whatever."},{"startTime":2554.6119999999996,"endTime":2558.216,"body":"like, but they're, you know, the mom has like a tank top."},{"startTime":2558.216,"endTime":2563.0829999999996,"body":"this would just be such a good Mormon family, you know, if they only knew the gospel."},{"startTime":2565.3869999999997,"endTime":2566.227,"body":"and."},{"startTime":2567.49,"endTime":2567.7949999999996,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2567.7949999999996,"endTime":2574.3239999999996,"body":"the same thing now when we see a little Mormon family and you're like, if only they knew"},{"startTime":2567.7949999999996,"endTime":2574.3239999999996,"body":"the truth, right?"},{"startTime":2574.365,"endTime":2576.1369999999997,"body":"We still do that shit."},{"startTime":2576.4979999999996,"endTime":2582.352,"body":"I, fact, I have, have a list of people who it's like, these would be some of my favorite"},{"startTime":2576.4979999999996,"endTime":2582.352,"body":"ex Mormons."},{"startTime":2583.595,"endTime":2589.272,"body":"I can't like, I cannot wait to have a beer with this person when, it's, when it's time."},{"startTime":2590.9269999999997,"endTime":2591.5589999999997,"body":"You know?"},{"startTime":2591.5589999999997,"endTime":2592.442,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2592.7999999999997,"endTime":2593.995,"body":"you mentioned the garment thing."},{"startTime":2593.995,"endTime":2596.435,"body":"Did you hear that there's a change to the garment?"},{"startTime":2596.814,"endTime":2598.874,"body":"yeah, I found out about it on TikTok."},{"startTime":2601.5339999999997,"endTime":2613.4739999999997,"body":"Well, I didn't know the details, but I know that for women you can get, it's supposed to"},{"startTime":2601.5339999999997,"endTime":2613.4739999999997,"body":"be worn in more like humid climates and stuff, I think women are kind of..."},{"startTime":2613.4739999999997,"endTime":2617.031,"body":"Utah counts, it gets like 9 % humidity every now and then."},{"startTime":2617.031,"endTime":2620.961,"body":"are out of their goddamn mind if they're trying to like specify it to region."},{"startTime":2620.961,"endTime":2621.6209999999996,"body":"Yeah, right."},{"startTime":2621.6209999999996,"endTime":2622.5829999999996,"body":"Try again."},{"startTime":2622.5829999999996,"endTime":2631.768,"body":"But it's like an inch or two like in so you can you can wear a sleeveless shirt now as a"},{"startTime":2622.5829999999996,"endTime":2631.768,"body":"woman and your garments are covered."},{"startTime":2632.488,"endTime":2635.6299999999997,"body":"So no, none of the cap sleeves like."},{"startTime":2635.6299999999997,"endTime":2636.834,"body":"like the scoop neck?"},{"startTime":2636.834,"endTime":2639.47,"body":"what are we, what are we, or like the"},{"startTime":2639.47,"endTime":2640.497,"body":"think, I don't know."},{"startTime":2640.497,"endTime":2641.903,"body":"I think it probably skips lower."},{"startTime":2641.903,"endTime":2644.7929999999997,"body":"I think they just got more sexier."},{"startTime":2644.803,"endTime":2649.1119999999996,"body":"Dude, let me see a little more of that Mormon cleavage, please."},{"startTime":2649.1119999999996,"endTime":2650.557,"body":"Come on, bring it out."},{"startTime":2653.767,"endTime":2658.462,"body":"And so changes like this, it's kind of like, fucking finally."},{"startTime":2658.462,"endTime":2660.354,"body":"I I sent you that one of I don't forgot the guy."},{"startTime":2660.354,"endTime":2661.0649999999996,"body":"He's hilarious."},{"startTime":2661.0649999999996,"endTime":2661.8559999999998,"body":"This ex-mormon."},{"startTime":2661.8559999999998,"endTime":2663.921,"body":"should point people to him."},{"startTime":2663.921,"endTime":2666.9069999999997,"body":"where he's like, them shoulders out, right?"},{"startTime":2667.25,"endTime":2668.9539999999997,"body":"Or show me them shoulders."},{"startTime":2668.9539999999997,"endTime":2669.297,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2669.297,"endTime":2674.6209999999996,"body":"It's like Mormon God in 2024, finally, after 300 years."},{"startTime":2674.6209999999996,"endTime":2679.864,"body":"He's like, show them, show them, I can't do the delivery, but show them their shoulders."},{"startTime":2679.865,"endTime":2681.605,"body":"Show me their shoulders."},{"startTime":2681.953,"endTime":2691.966,"body":"Mike, sick is it that like the church's whole thing is like, wow, divine revelation and"},{"startTime":2681.953,"endTime":2691.966,"body":"like the Lord, like what we live with the day of a prophet and shit like that."},{"startTime":2691.966,"endTime":2703.5589999999997,"body":"Bro, look outside your window at the political climate, at the climate of the world,"},{"startTime":2691.966,"endTime":2703.5589999999997,"body":"floods, hurricanes, like wars, rumors of wars, shit going down in the middle East, shit"},{"startTime":2703.5589999999997,"endTime":2706.1299999999997,"body":"going down in Russia, shit going down everywhere."},{"startTime":2706.1299999999997,"endTime":2711.1609999999996,"body":"And then God's whole deal is like, Hey, president Nelson, come here."},{"startTime":2711.1609999999996,"endTime":2712.249,"body":"want to tell you something."},{"startTime":2712.739,"endTime":2714.819,"body":"I think we got to tackle this garment thing."},{"startTime":2714.819,"endTime":2716.5789999999997,"body":"I think that's primary number."},{"startTime":2716.5789999999997,"endTime":2717.459,"body":"That's the first issue."},{"startTime":2717.459,"endTime":2722.819,"body":"Number one is I want to, I want to whisper a few things about what you can and can't 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writes it all down."},{"startTime":2800.2949999999996,"endTime":2811.388,"body":"And it's just like, but it's, this is the, it's like scribbled, many temples, much temples"},{"startTime":2800.2949999999996,"endTime":2811.388,"body":"are like, it's stupid shit like that, like two."},{"startTime":2811.388,"endTime":2822.785,"body":"to our church and just like this taking up a whole, like all these like mini little"},{"startTime":2811.388,"endTime":2822.785,"body":"revelations that he's had over like the eight years that God's spoken to him about."},{"startTime":2823.392,"endTime":2831.038,"body":"Anytime, anytime he's starting to realize, you know, they're in like a little marital"},{"startTime":2823.392,"endTime":2831.038,"body":"scuffle or something like that."},{"startTime":2831.038,"endTime":2837.6639999999998,"body":"Like they're kind of not getting along or they're, you know, she's made a point and he's"},{"startTime":2831.038,"endTime":2837.6639999999998,"body":"like, he's like, I don't know."},{"startTime":2837.6639999999998,"endTime":2840.486,"body":"I think I might be wrong on this one, but I sure as hell don't want to apologize."},{"startTime":2840.486,"endTime":2843.631,"body":"He's like, Lord's talking to me."},{"startTime":2843.631,"endTime":2844.529,"body":"I gotta go."},{"startTime":2844.529,"endTime":2851.6549999999997,"body":"Hey, just a reminder that you're arguing now with the Lord's mouthpiece here on the planet"},{"startTime":2844.529,"endTime":2851.6549999999997,"body":"earth, right?"},{"startTime":2851.9489999999996,"endTime":2853.265,"body":"You fucking idiot."},{"startTime":2853.4539999999997,"endTime":2857.4159999999997,"body":"Which, by the way, what's more Mormon than that?"},{"startTime":2857.4159999999997,"endTime":2863.52,"body":"That's the doctrine and covenants we're describing right now."},{"startTime":2863.52,"endTime":2878.743,"body":"So here we are criticizing Russell Nelson for doing the exact… But at least, you know what"},{"startTime":2863.52,"endTime":2878.743,"body":"though, at least Joseph Smith had the balls to actually come up with some cool shit."},{"startTime":2878.743,"endTime":2879.864,"body":"That's right dude."},{"startTime":2879.864,"endTime":2883.4829999999997,"body":"Instead of Michael let him wear tank tops."},{"startTime":2883.4829999999997,"endTime":2895.5069999999996,"body":"Joseph Smith was like, dude we fucking saw three kingdoms and the streets were paved with"},{"startTime":2883.4829999999997,"endTime":2895.5069999999996,"body":"literal gold and God was like, I have trodden the winepresser."},{"startTime":2895.5069999999996,"endTime":2898.209,"body":"Look, like at least Joseph Smith was making an effort."},{"startTime":2898.209,"endTime":2901.8419999999996,"body":"Russell Nelson's like, yeah, you can have coffee flavored ice cream, I guess."},{"startTime":2901.8419999999996,"endTime":2902.3329999999996,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":2902.3329999999996,"endTime":2903.243,"body":"It's fine."},{"startTime":2903.9379999999996,"endTime":2912.803,"body":"Or he's like, thus saith the Lord, go bri this property for me, and if you don't, you're"},{"startTime":2903.9379999999996,"endTime":2912.803,"body":"gonna burn in like, it's gonna be really bad dude, you're gonna burn in like the fire."},{"startTime":2912.803,"endTime":2918.4829999999997,"body":"Go build a temple in this place where people are begging you not to build a temple."},{"startTime":2918.4829999999997,"endTime":2921.163,"body":"where you have to go, like go build a temple."},{"startTime":2921.163,"endTime":2931.723,"body":"But also I want you to sit through 18 months worth of city council meetings in some"},{"startTime":2921.163,"endTime":2931.723,"body":"fucking podunk Texas town and fight the residents of this town who are like, no, we don't"},{"startTime":2931.723,"endTime":2934.183,"body":"want you to build this temple right here."},{"startTime":2934.183,"endTime":2936.4829999999997,"body":"No, no, God said so."},{"startTime":2936.4829999999997,"endTime":2937.4629999999997,"body":"Whoa."},{"startTime":2937.4629999999997,"endTime":2937.703,"body":"okay."},{"startTime":2937.703,"endTime":2940.6749999999997,"body":"Well, you guys have $120 billion and we're a town of."},{"startTime":2940.6749999999997,"endTime":2942.638,"body":"38,000, guess we can't fight you."},{"startTime":2942.638,"endTime":2944.821,"body":"It's like build your fucking temple wherever you want."},{"startTime":2944.821,"endTime":2949.1659999999997,"body":"Dude, that shit is going on right now in the United States of America,"},{"startTime":2949.7999999999997,"endTime":2952.39,"body":"We just keep doing the same shit."},{"startTime":2953.5,"endTime":2953.9739999999997,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2953.9739999999997,"endTime":2957.747,"body":"I was not making anything up just now when I just said that whole tirade?"},{"startTime":2957.747,"endTime":2961.68,"body":"I've seen on TikTok, I've seen some of the video of the council meetings."},{"startTime":2961.68,"endTime":2964.0209999999997,"body":"you are a fucking TikTok queen."},{"startTime":2964.0209999999997,"endTime":2970.9249999999997,"body":"Like I'm loving you so much right now where you're just like getting your hard hitting"},{"startTime":2964.0209999999997,"endTime":2970.9249999999997,"body":"news from TikTok."},{"startTime":2970.9249999999997,"endTime":2972.3559999999998,"body":"And now I'm condescending to you."},{"startTime":2972.3559999999998,"endTime":2975.988,"body":"Remember when I admitted to being addicted to TikTok a couple of weeks ago?"},{"startTime":2975.988,"endTime":2981.451,"body":"Now I've gotten kind of over it and I'm like, Mike, you fucking TikTok addict, I'm judging"},{"startTime":2975.988,"endTime":2981.451,"body":"you."},{"startTime":2981.5739999999996,"endTime":2993.301,"body":"Well, Doug, if you just scroll a little faster past the women in calf skirts, then the"},{"startTime":2981.5739999999996,"endTime":2993.301,"body":"algorithm will know you want something else."},{"startTime":2994.5389999999998,"endTime":2996.749,"body":"dude, listen, I'll tell you what."},{"startTime":2996.749,"endTime":2997.069,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2997.069,"endTime":2997.439,"body":"Fine."},{"startTime":2997.439,"endTime":2998.019,"body":"You know what?"},{"startTime":2998.019,"endTime":3003.058,"body":"I tried to, I tried to branch out a little bit and you know what my favorite tick tock"},{"startTime":2998.019,"endTime":3003.058,"body":"currently is."},{"startTime":3003.058,"endTime":3004.138,"body":"What is it?"},{"startTime":3005.377,"endTime":3006.428,"body":"I can't remember his name."},{"startTime":3006.428,"endTime":3008.769,"body":"He's the closing pitcher for the Mets."},{"startTime":3009.3089999999997,"endTime":3013.6409999999996,"body":"Dude, have you seen the TikTok of his entry music?"},{"startTime":3013.6409999999996,"endTime":3017.614,"body":"when he comes from, you know, dude, baseball is such a weird sport."},{"startTime":3017.614,"endTime":3019.2749999999996,"body":"It's like, okay, this guy's the closer."},{"startTime":3019.2749999999996,"endTime":3027.957,"body":"So here in the bottom half of the eighth inning, we're going to swap out pitchers, turn"},{"startTime":3019.2749999999996,"endTime":3027.957,"body":"off all the lights, start flashing strobes."},{"startTime":3027.957,"endTime":3035.283,"body":"And this guy has to run by himself from the fucking, you know, right field bullpen all the"},{"startTime":3027.957,"endTime":3035.283,"body":"way to the pitcher's mound."},{"startTime":3035.893,"endTime":3041.066,"body":"And dude, people are cheering for him and the music is playing and the dude who I'm"},{"startTime":3035.893,"endTime":3041.066,"body":"talking about from the Mets."},{"startTime":3041.718,"endTime":3043.5539999999996,"body":"guess I 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moment."},{"startTime":3096.5389999999998,"endTime":3098.18,"body":"I'll give you that."},{"startTime":3099.8849999999998,"endTime":3100.642,"body":"One thing I..."},{"startTime":3100.642,"endTime":3106.352,"body":"baseball pitchers entering, people arguing about politics, and girls playing golf."},{"startTime":3108.91,"endTime":3112.011,"body":"Mine right now is everyone being like, you guys, here's all the evidence."},{"startTime":3112.011,"endTime":3114.591,"body":"This is, Kamala's got this and they know it."},{"startTime":3115.792,"endTime":3122.194,"body":"And some, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, I've kind of, it's kind of, now they're promoting"},{"startTime":3115.792,"endTime":3122.194,"body":"season two and it's just getting desperate."},{"startTime":3122.194,"endTime":3124.774,"body":"just, I've lost interest right now."},{"startTime":3124.9939999999997,"endTime":3128.1749999999997,"body":"By the way, I lasted for eight episodes this first 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stuff."},{"startTime":3152.299,"endTime":3154.122,"body":"Yeah, I agree."},{"startTime":3154.122,"endTime":3157.296,"body":"Dude, we have gone off the rails."},{"startTime":3157.296,"endTime":3160.986,"body":"but can I talk about one more thing before we get back on the road?"},{"startTime":3161.7949999999996,"endTime":3162.535,"body":"What do mean?"},{"startTime":3162.535,"endTime":3164.1749999999997,"body":"Please, what are you talking about?"},{"startTime":3164.1749999999997,"endTime":3165.0649999999996,"body":"Get back on the rail."},{"startTime":3165.0649999999996,"endTime":3167.122,"body":"Like this whole thing is just like a clusterfuck."},{"startTime":3167.122,"endTime":3169.422,"body":"for our listeners."},{"startTime":3169.997,"endTime":3172.4759999999997,"body":"Go on, Perry the lead, why don't you, Mike, go ahead."},{"startTime":3172.4759999999997,"endTime":3175.9089999999997,"body":"Well, one of the, reason why I've been on TikTok so much is our Instagram was shut 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YouTube and I was going to do more YouTube episodes."},{"startTime":3256.154,"endTime":3259.326,"body":"Cause I was like, look, I just want to get out there more."},{"startTime":3259.326,"endTime":3261.7659999999996,"body":"And I felt like YouTube would be fun."},{"startTime":3262.5969999999998,"endTime":3268.3489999999997,"body":"and that's where the growth is kind of like, maybe we can, I don't know, get out there"},{"startTime":3262.5969999999998,"endTime":3268.3489999999997,"body":"more."},{"startTime":3269.45,"endTime":3270.29,"body":"And."},{"startTime":3271.238,"endTime":3273.999,"body":"What this showed me though, cause like it's same thing with Instagram."},{"startTime":3273.999,"endTime":3281.0809999999997,"body":"Like I mostly posted like the first couple of years of doing it, I think I was having more"},{"startTime":3273.999,"endTime":3281.0809999999997,"body":"fun doing it."},{"startTime":3281.301,"endTime":3283.9399999999996,"body":"But the last few years I haven't been as active on there."},{"startTime":3283.9399999999996,"endTime":3286.062,"body":"Cause I was like, look, I just don't want to."},{"startTime":3286.062,"endTime":3289.803,"body":"And I'm only posting just to be like, Hey, come check out this episode."},{"startTime":3291.084,"endTime":3293.7239999999997,"body":"And Doug, we have all the listeners I want."},{"startTime":3294.605,"endTime":3296.265,"body":"It's gonna be honest."},{"startTime":3297.4849999999997,"endTime":3300.2819999999997,"body":"Like there is a part of me that's always wanted this thing to grow."},{"startTime":3300.2819999999997,"endTime":3303.6859999999997,"body":"You know, there's a part of me that's always been there and maybe it's a self validation"},{"startTime":3300.2819999999997,"endTime":3303.6859999999997,"body":"thing."},{"startTime":3303.6859999999997,"endTime":3314.1169999999997,"body":"It's like the more listeners and more validate, you know, but then we got off to a 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and"},{"startTime":3603.837,"endTime":3609.1,"body":"forth."},{"startTime":3609.1,"endTime":3614.3019999999997,"body":"And one of us will kind of pick up for the other one where the other one's just like, bro,"},{"startTime":3609.1,"endTime":3614.3019999999997,"body":"I'm out of questions."},{"startTime":3614.3019999999997,"endTime":3615.9269999999997,"body":"Like I got to do it."},{"startTime":3615.9269999999997,"endTime":3617.711,"body":"happens all the time for me."},{"startTime":3617.9289999999996,"endTime":3622.484,"body":"And that dude, your conversation with Ann does not feel like that at all."},{"startTime":3622.484,"endTime":3625.147,"body":"It feels like a you and me type of thing where you're just chatting it up."},{"startTime":3625.147,"endTime":3633.5649999999996,"body":"I mean, it's like same with like, you know, Kelly and like you guys it's awesome, but that"},{"startTime":3625.147,"endTime":3633.5649999999996,"body":"one with Ann's really cool to hear the back and 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quoted"},{"startTime":3812.8219999999997,"endTime":3820.1369999999997,"body":"wrote also three other books that I just decided to read."},{"startTime":3820.1369999999997,"endTime":3821.1879999999996,"body":"Cause I love him so much."},{"startTime":3821.1879999999996,"endTime":3826.0049999999997,"body":"And she would like be like, she would say all these things and you would just be like,"},{"startTime":3821.1879999999996,"endTime":3826.0049999999997,"body":"yeah, well that,"},{"startTime":3826.0049999999997,"endTime":3831.46,"body":"that's such a cool way to connect those things, because what it makes me feel like is"},{"startTime":3826.0049999999997,"endTime":3831.46,"body":"this, this and this."},{"startTime":3831.46,"endTime":3832.901,"body":"And she'd like, that's right, Mike."},{"startTime":3832.901,"endTime":3835.383,"body":"I was like, yay, Mike."},{"startTime":3835.819,"endTime":3837.56,"body":"okay, good, good."},{"startTime":3837.9809999999998,"endTime":3840.513,"body":"I do, I found that I am a feeler learner."},{"startTime":3840.513,"endTime":3841.964,"body":"Like I have to feel it to learn it."},{"startTime":3841.964,"endTime":3844.5429999999997,"body":"If I don't feel it, it doesn't sink in, you know."},{"startTime":3844.5429999999997,"endTime":3845.383,"body":"dude."},{"startTime":3845.745,"endTime":3848.3399999999997,"body":"Plus dude, sometimes reading all that shit gets old."},{"startTime":3848.3399999999997,"endTime":3849.491,"body":"It's like, alright."},{"startTime":3851.019,"endTime":3851.7509999999997,"body":"else read it to me."},{"startTime":3851.7509999999997,"endTime":3854.066,"body":"You know what I mean?"},{"startTime":3854.79,"endTime":3857.3379999999997,"body":"Can Sir Ian McKellen please read it to me?"},{"startTime":3857.3379999999997,"endTime":3858.229,"body":"Thank you."},{"startTime":3860.872,"endTime":3865.1189999999997,"body":"Well buddy, think maybe this is it."},{"startTime":3865.1189999999997,"endTime":3869.0029999999997,"body":"I think this was everything I wanted to be and needed to be."},{"startTime":3869.0029999999997,"endTime":3870.4159999999997,"body":"Hey, okay."},{"startTime":3870.4159999999997,"endTime":3872.703,"body":"Last thing I'll say is I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow."},{"startTime":3872.703,"endTime":3880.705,"body":"So send it out on a wing and a prayer and pour one out for all my, pour one out for all my"},{"startTime":3872.703,"endTime":3880.705,"body":"future homeboys that won't be coming our way."},{"startTime":3881.419,"endTime":3885.122,"body":"I'm gonna send you some blessings."},{"startTime":3885.122,"endTime":3886.615,"body":"I've learned some incantations."},{"startTime":3886.615,"endTime":3888.9649999999997,"body":"Well, I haven't really, but I'm gonna try."},{"startTime":3888.9649999999997,"endTime":3891.4469999999997,"body":"Not in a condescending, like that's not a mockery."},{"startTime":3891.4469999999997,"endTime":3895.5989999999997,"body":"I'm gonna send some real heartfelt love to you, is what I'm trying to say."},{"startTime":3895.5989999999997,"endTime":3896.68,"body":"this is me you're talking to."},{"startTime":3896.68,"endTime":3909.946,"body":"I hope you send me like condescending mocking incantations that are like all about, you no"},{"startTime":3896.68,"endTime":3909.946,"body":"longer have manhood and you're no boys can ever swim again in your waters and you fucking"},{"startTime":3909.946,"endTime":3910.466,"body":"loser."},{"startTime":3910.466,"endTime":3912.1369999999997,"body":"I hope you send me all that shit."},{"startTime":3912.379,"endTime":3918.8239999999996,"body":"here's why I'm saying this, because I've just started doing my own shit and calling in my"},{"startTime":3912.379,"endTime":3918.8239999999996,"body":"own directions and like calling in my people."},{"startTime":3918.8239999999996,"endTime":3928.152,"body":"But I think some people would if some moment were flying the wall and heard how I call in"},{"startTime":3918.8239999999996,"endTime":3928.152,"body":"directions, they'd be like, this bro is not taking this shit seriously enough."},{"startTime":3928.2929999999997,"endTime":3932.4559999999997,"body":"This this white boy is not, you know, that's but I'm like, no, this is how I call in the"},{"startTime":3928.2929999999997,"endTime":3932.4559999999997,"body":"directions."},{"startTime":3932.4559999999997,"endTime":3934.797,"body":"And this is how my people come."},{"startTime":3935.399,"endTime":3937.941,"body":"And I got to be real, I got to be real or they don't come."},{"startTime":3937.941,"endTime":3940.152,"body":"If I get too serious about it and be like,"},{"startTime":3940.828,"endTime":3945.663,"body":"You know, you just get like the spirits of the north and get really into it."},{"startTime":3946.265,"endTime":3949.189,"body":"You know what my, you know what my, my spirits say?"},{"startTime":3949.189,"endTime":3952.272,"body":"They're like, he's pretending he's, he's, he's posing."},{"startTime":3952.272,"endTime":3952.993,"body":"Come on, man."},{"startTime":3952.993,"endTime":3955.3559999999998,"body":"You want us to come, you got to be real with yourself."},{"startTime":3958.999,"endTime":3960.1279999999997,"body":"Mike, this is like huge!"},{"startTime":3960.1279999999997,"endTime":3962.3019999999997,"body":"This is huge shit though, this is good!"},{"startTime":3962.5139999999997,"endTime":3967.692,"body":"I'm going to send some vibes with my spirits in the way I know how."},{"startTime":3968.707,"endTime":3970.247,"body":"Hey, yeah, I could use it."},{"startTime":3970.247,"endTime":3970.817,"body":"Thank you."},{"startTime":3970.817,"endTime":3971.4269999999997,"body":"I'll take it."},{"startTime":3971.4269999999997,"endTime":3973.147,"body":"I'll take what I can get."},{"startTime":3973.9869999999996,"endTime":3980.3469999999998,"body":"And also we did talk about that earlier and I guess I'd just like to mention that there is"},{"startTime":3973.9869999999996,"endTime":3980.3469999999998,"body":"a cool thing, right?"},{"startTime":3980.4869999999996,"endTime":3986.747,"body":"That, I mean, you're talking about calling in spirits and you're talking about, like you"},{"startTime":3980.4869999999996,"endTime":3986.747,"body":"and I were talking about our alters and stuff like that, light a couple of candles and"},{"startTime":3986.747,"endTime":3992.087,"body":"like really play music for them and like address them and interact."},{"startTime":3992.087,"endTime":3993.957,"body":"And we kind of like admitted it to each other."},{"startTime":3993.957,"endTime":3995.9069999999997,"body":"Like we were confessing something weird too, huh?"},{"startTime":3995.9069999999997,"endTime":3996.9089999999997,"body":"I was like, yeah."},{"startTime":3996.9089999999997,"endTime":3997.7599999999998,"body":"I was like, I do it too."},{"startTime":3997.7599999999998,"endTime":4003.379,"body":"It's like almost like the first time you and your buddy, you know, we're like, Hey, I, I"},{"startTime":3997.7599999999998,"endTime":4003.379,"body":"masturbate."},{"startTime":4003.379,"endTime":4005.162,"body":"It's like, same bro."},{"startTime":4005.162,"endTime":4010.211,"body":"reminds me of Doug, a little bit of a reverse of our conversation when we were hinting if"},{"startTime":4005.162,"endTime":4010.211,"body":"we left the church."},{"startTime":4010.211,"endTime":4010.491,"body":"Yes."},{"startTime":4010.491,"endTime":4011.2909999999997,"body":"Yeah, exactly."},{"startTime":4011.2909999999997,"endTime":4011.5009999999997,"body":"Dude."},{"startTime":4011.5009999999997,"endTime":4012.2709999999997,"body":"That's what I was just gonna say."},{"startTime":4012.2709999999997,"endTime":4020.031,"body":"It was like, it was like, we've come full circle where now we're admitting this shit to"},{"startTime":4012.2709999999997,"endTime":4020.031,"body":"each other of like, Hey man, I've been lighting candles and singing to my altar and they"},{"startTime":4020.031,"endTime":4020.651,"body":"talked back to me."},{"startTime":4020.651,"endTime":4021.991,"body":"You're like, me too."},{"startTime":4021.991,"endTime":4022.7259999999997,"body":"You know,"},{"startTime":4022.7259999999997,"endTime":4023.941,"body":"Well, you know what I was doing last night?"},{"startTime":4023.941,"endTime":4026.81,"body":"I was not even, he really like singing to the figures on your altar."},{"startTime":4027.1659999999997,"endTime":4031.886,"body":"I was like, they were singing with, were possessing my body for a bit and singing in"},{"startTime":4027.1659999999997,"endTime":4031.886,"body":"different voices."},{"startTime":4031.886,"endTime":4033.538,"body":"And I think that's what you were talking about too."},{"startTime":4033.538,"endTime":4034.403,"body":"But like."},{"startTime":4034.403,"endTime":4035.9669999999996,"body":"Yeah, dude, get some choirs going."},{"startTime":4035.9669999999996,"endTime":4039.4109999999996,"body":"I feel like it is freaky in the best way."},{"startTime":4039.4109999999996,"endTime":4041.363,"body":"guy who always wants to do a little jig."},{"startTime":4041.7639999999997,"endTime":4044.926,"body":"But I got this one guy who thinks he has more of a beat and more of like a..."},{"startTime":4046.308,"endTime":4047.87,"body":"Rapy vibe, but not rap."},{"startTime":4047.87,"endTime":4048.5989999999997,"body":"I can't rap."},{"startTime":4048.5989999999997,"endTime":4049.341,"body":"I don't have a rap."},{"startTime":4049.341,"endTime":4050.662,"body":"I haven't found any rapper yet."},{"startTime":4050.662,"endTime":4052.4539999999997,"body":"But kind of just like more of like a..."},{"startTime":4052.4539999999997,"endTime":4054.9869999999996,"body":"Then I got like a very like bossa nova type guy."},{"startTime":4054.9869999999996,"endTime":4056.317,"body":"Like what comes in."},{"startTime":4057.191,"endTime":4059.033,"body":"I love your bossa nova guy."},{"startTime":4060.296,"endTime":4070.77,"body":"Hey, speaking of trying to rap, like I have been trying to like figure out, it would be"},{"startTime":4060.296,"endTime":4070.77,"body":"cool if I had a song where I let myself explore rap, because I love rap."},{"startTime":4070.77,"endTime":4071.43,"body":"You know what I mean?"},{"startTime":4071.43,"endTime":4073.611,"body":"Yeah, and you're good at it."},{"startTime":4073.611,"endTime":4081.557,"body":"And, but here's the thing, what I was gonna say is like, every time I try to put it in"},{"startTime":4073.611,"endTime":4081.557,"body":"some of my own like lyric, like, okay, let me see if I can rap over this real quick."},{"startTime":4081.557,"endTime":4083.357,"body":"Guess what it ends up sounding like?"},{"startTime":4084.158,"endTime":4088.582,"body":"I'm the mother flipping Ram, not so, like I get into flight of the Concorde shit, dude."},{"startTime":4088.582,"endTime":4091.6229999999996,"body":"I start getting like so weird about that."},{"startTime":4092.624,"endTime":4094.826,"body":"Well, I mean, I hear you."},{"startTime":4094.826,"endTime":4101.641,"body":"I hear you, but I'm over there wanting to like, like I want to do some like real stuff"},{"startTime":4094.826,"endTime":4101.641,"body":"that comes like right out of my heart."},{"startTime":4101.641,"endTime":4102.601,"body":"And it's like,"},{"startTime":4102.603,"endTime":4104.755,"body":"you maybe I sound like Jay-Z or Eminem."},{"startTime":4104.755,"endTime":4111.693,"body":"Like I want to sound like I'm or Jack Harlow or somebody like just I want to put some bars"},{"startTime":4104.755,"endTime":4111.693,"body":"together that has like some flow that sounds like I'm whipping and sipping."},{"startTime":4111.693,"endTime":4116.0470000000005,"body":"But like instead, I'm just like, I'm the mother flipping round."},{"startTime":4116.0470000000005,"endTime":4118.011,"body":"Not so risotto, pop, prostoros."},{"startTime":4118.011,"endTime":4119.412,"body":"You know what you should do?"},{"startTime":4119.572,"endTime":4126.537,"body":"This is Bleacher's guy, Jan Adanoff."},{"startTime":4127.398,"endTime":4137.445,"body":"If you can find some vocal modulation to put on your voice, it frees you up to say all the"},{"startTime":4127.398,"endTime":4137.445,"body":"weird shit you want to say because you're not..."},{"startTime":4137.445,"endTime":4141.467,"body":"It's almost like you do a little vocal modulation on it."},{"startTime":4141.528,"endTime":4142.899,"body":"He does like auto-tune or something."},{"startTime":4142.899,"endTime":4145.04,"body":"like, that just allows me to just like..."},{"startTime":4145.059,"endTime":4146.032,"body":"Do whatever he wants."},{"startTime":4146.032,"endTime":4147.878,"body":"say whatever shit I want to say."},{"startTime":4148.707,"endTime":4149.416,"body":"Maybe that would work."},{"startTime":4149.416,"endTime":4151.9800000000005,"body":"say my shiiiit?"},{"startTime":4151.9800000000005,"endTime":4156.461,"body":"Okay, I'm gonna get- I'm gonna get- I wanna- I wanna voice him."},{"startTime":4156.461,"endTime":4160.634,"body":"Well, I just was singing Bo Burnham just now, but like I wanna get like a voice- I do"},{"startTime":4156.461,"endTime":4160.634,"body":"wanna get an auto-tune thing."},{"startTime":4160.634,"endTime":4163.116,"body":"Like, what would I even- what do you even get?"},{"startTime":4163.116,"endTime":4164.284,"body":"I don't even know where-"},{"startTime":4164.284,"endTime":4166.556,"body":"do, I'll do research on TikTok."},{"startTime":4166.871,"endTime":4174.604,"body":"Well, actually, and you do research on Tik Tok and I'm going to go to the reviews of voice"},{"startTime":4166.871,"endTime":4174.604,"body":"modulation software and hardware and see who likes it."},{"startTime":4174.604,"endTime":4179.271,"body":"Who's fucking it up with baseball bats and who's dropping it off with third stories and"},{"startTime":4174.604,"endTime":4179.271,"body":"all that shit."},{"startTime":4182.115,"endTime":4190.103,"body":"Ah-ho, like, if you're out there and you got it this far, like, put your hands in the air"},{"startTime":4182.115,"endTime":4190.103,"body":"and say yeah, cause like, I don't know what the fuck this thing is."},{"startTime":4190.544,"endTime":4191.616,"body":"haha"}]}