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you know?"},{"startTime":1524.107,"endTime":1528.0620000000001,"body":"And I got matching tattoos with uh a Brazilian woman that I met there."},{"startTime":1528.0620000000001,"endTime":1533.394,"body":"Tell me more about this Brazilian woman, Mike, you Portuguese-speaking son of a bitch."},{"startTime":1533.394,"endTime":1535.818,"body":"we just had we had lot of fun."},{"startTime":1535.818,"endTime":1536.958,"body":"She was great."},{"startTime":1537.189,"endTime":1540.72,"body":"Is this the second time that your mission got you laid?"},{"startTime":1542.732,"endTime":1545.1090000000002,"body":"yeah, think yes, it is for sure."},{"startTime":1545.1090000000002,"endTime":1548.721,"body":"mean, the first time would be your wife who you lost your virginity to."},{"startTime":1549.0330000000001,"endTime":1550.5130000000001,"body":"Oh, but how?"},{"startTime":1550.5130000000001,"endTime":1552.7530000000002,"body":"Oh, because because she's married to return 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man."},{"startTime":2373.412,"endTime":2374.928,"body":"oh"},{"startTime":2374.928,"endTime":2375.528,"body":"bro."},{"startTime":2375.528,"endTime":2380.868,"body":"I was given Care Bear stairs that were bringing people to like, like, got, I got good"},{"startTime":2375.528,"endTime":2380.868,"body":"stories from that thing, dude."},{"startTime":2380.868,"endTime":2384.368,"body":"Like going back state, like we met, we hung out with a few of the bands."},{"startTime":2384.368,"endTime":2386.008,"body":"Dude, here's my favorite part."},{"startTime":2386.1079999999997,"endTime":2389.2479999999996,"body":"Oh, my buddy described me like finished this little part of the sentence."},{"startTime":2389.2479999999996,"endTime":2393.408,"body":"My buddy described me as a wobbly drill bit."},{"startTime":2393.7279999999996,"endTime":2402.1279999999997,"body":"So what he meant by that is, you know, like if you're drilling a hole and you have like 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one."},{"startTime":2475.765,"endTime":2486.7279999999996,"body":"So, you know, I'm walking from like this, like I'm kind of found this like private sort of"},{"startTime":2475.765,"endTime":2486.7279999999996,"body":"like tunnel, the VIP tunnel between like two stages."},{"startTime":2486.7279999999996,"endTime":2487.687,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":2487.7889999999998,"endTime":2491.069,"body":"And I'm walking through that tunnel and walking towards me."},{"startTime":2491.109,"endTime":2492.6699999999996,"body":"I like can't believe who it is."},{"startTime":2492.6699999999996,"endTime":2500.432,"body":"And so I do like kind of a double take and then, and then he and I make eye contact and I"},{"startTime":2492.6699999999996,"endTime":2500.432,"body":"can see him see me recognize him."},{"startTime":2500.432,"endTime":2501.2019999999998,"body":"So."},{"startTime":2501.5339999999997,"endTime":2502.725,"body":"try to track that right."},{"startTime":2502.725,"endTime":2504.2659999999996,"body":"I see him."},{"startTime":2504.464,"endTime":2516.6569999999997,"body":"I see in his eyes that he now knows that I recognize who he is and he can tell that I'm"},{"startTime":2504.464,"endTime":2516.6569999999997,"body":"doing everything I can to not bother him and to not yell out his name and have a bunch of"},{"startTime":2516.6569999999997,"endTime":2518.8999999999996,"body":"people come like ask for his autograph."},{"startTime":2518.8999999999996,"endTime":2522.332,"body":"And so he gives me like a, right, all right, what up?"},{"startTime":2522.332,"endTime":2528.6009999999997,"body":"And like, so we give like, we dab each other up and do like a side, like, you know, the,"},{"startTime":2522.332,"endTime":2528.6009999999997,"body":"kind of like the bro half hug kind of thing."},{"startTime":2528.6009999999997,"endTime":2529.7279999999996,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2530.2279999999996,"endTime":2532.5679999999998,"body":"Ken motherfucking Griffey Jr."},{"startTime":2532.5679999999998,"endTime":2533.2479999999996,"body":"Bud."},{"startTime":2533.528,"endTime":2538.408,"body":"favorite all time baseball player and my childhood hero."},{"startTime":2538.408,"endTime":2543.1279999999997,"body":"A person who I consider to be like, I consider this to be like a real celebrity."},{"startTime":2543.1279999999997,"endTime":2544.6679999999997,"body":"Like this is the best swing."},{"startTime":2544.6679999999997,"endTime":2548.1879999999996,"body":"Like this guy has the best baseball swing in the history of baseball."},{"startTime":2548.1879999999996,"endTime":2551.5679999999998,"body":"And he's just like, dude, it still looks like Ken Griffey Jr."},{"startTime":2551.5679999999998,"endTime":2553.808,"body":"Like look exactly like all my baseball 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huh?"},{"startTime":2677.848,"endTime":2678.491,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2678.491,"endTime":2680.232,"body":"XX amount."},{"startTime":2681.354,"endTime":2692.026,"body":"So I'm just saying because like I've had much more, so much less like mind blowing things"},{"startTime":2681.354,"endTime":2692.026,"body":"on acid blow my fucking mind."},{"startTime":2692.026,"endTime":2693.321,"body":"Like this was terrible."},{"startTime":2693.321,"endTime":2694.634,"body":"Griffey fucking Jr."},{"startTime":2694.634,"endTime":2695.857,"body":"Like, it's the kid."},{"startTime":2695.857,"endTime":2699.2039999999997,"body":"It's the guy, it's like my favorite baseball player of all time."},{"startTime":2699.2039999999997,"endTime":2701.388,"body":"Maybe my favorite athlete of all time."},{"startTime":2701.475,"endTime":2704.825,"body":"I I can just imagine it was just like, what is 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let"},{"startTime":3078.341,"endTime":3082.0009999999997,"body":"the world know that I was right, that I had the truth."},{"startTime":3083.223,"endTime":3091.2999999999997,"body":"and how much more rich and beautiful life is when that script is flipped."},{"startTime":3091.341,"endTime":3098.6279999999997,"body":"When you're like, let me engage with the world and I don't know shit, but I'm here to"},{"startTime":3091.341,"endTime":3098.6279999999997,"body":"learn what you know."},{"startTime":3098.6279999999997,"endTime":3099.939,"body":"I'm here to learn your music."},{"startTime":3099.939,"endTime":3101.971,"body":"I'm here to learn your custom, your stuff."},{"startTime":3101.971,"endTime":3102.732,"body":"You teach me."},{"startTime":3102.732,"endTime":3107.9359999999997,"body":"Like, let me just be, let me just learn from life in that way."},{"startTime":3108.325,"endTime":3115.3889999999997,"body":"You know, and, and at end of the day, you might, you might find that, you know, your"},{"startTime":3108.325,"endTime":3115.3889999999997,"body":"sexuality is somewhere between straight and Jason Momoa on the way."},{"startTime":3115.3889999999997,"endTime":3117.573,"body":"Yeah, but only for the street cred."},{"startTime":3117.573,"endTime":3121.2599999999998,"body":"uh"},{"startTime":3123.2619999999997,"endTime":3131.8799999999997,"body":"Listen, okay, listen, you're like, you're like in a moment of like vulnerability, you're"},{"startTime":3123.2619999999997,"endTime":3131.8799999999997,"body":"going to your family and you're like, Hey, I just want to let you guys know that if I"},{"startTime":3131.8799999999997,"endTime":3142.99,"body":"factor in, um, like person place and street cred, there's a version of me that would have"},{"startTime":3131.8799999999997,"endTime":3142.99,"body":"sex with Jason."},{"startTime":3142.99,"endTime":3145.8129999999996,"body":"Like that's your big coming out story is like."},{"startTime":3145.8129999999996,"endTime":3146.884,"body":"And there's an equation."},{"startTime":3146.884,"endTime":3152.3019999999997,"body":"It's like x, y, y, multiplied like squared to the street cred."},{"startTime":3152.3019999999997,"endTime":3152.986,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":3152.986,"endTime":3153.778,"body":"solver."},{"startTime":3153.778,"endTime":3158.263,"body":"Like instead of solving for X, like you're solving for like their status as a celebrity."},{"startTime":3158.263,"endTime":3159.9649999999997,"body":"Are they an A-lister, a B-lister?"},{"startTime":3159.9649999999997,"endTime":3162.586,"body":"Like they get like waiting based on that, you know?"},{"startTime":3162.586,"endTime":3163.709,"body":"Ha ha."},{"startTime":3165.756,"endTime":3166.9359999999997,"body":"Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt."},{"startTime":3166.9359999999997,"endTime":3167.1389999999997,"body":"Go ahead."},{"startTime":3167.1389999999997,"endTime":3172.4109999999996,"body":"No, that was, I mean, that was my takeaway is that, you know, it just love, I love"},{"startTime":3167.1389999999997,"endTime":3172.4109999999996,"body":"listening to your stories."},{"startTime":3172.4109999999996,"endTime":3183.394,"body":"love telling these types of stories because it's just like, feel like, you know, at 45,"},{"startTime":3172.4109999999996,"endTime":3183.394,"body":"I've got a new lease on life and I can engage in life like a kid in a candy store."},{"startTime":3183.394,"endTime":3191.5769999999998,"body":"And, having that perspective, I know the world is harsh and awful and terrifying."},{"startTime":3191.5769999999998,"endTime":3192.7569999999996,"body":"And it's also"},{"startTime":3193.8669999999997,"endTime":3196.993,"body":"at times like a candy store and lovely."},{"startTime":3197.4379999999996,"endTime":3200.931,"body":"Dude, I have found, and I'm glad you're mentioning our age."},{"startTime":3200.931,"endTime":3208.7369999999996,"body":"Now, to clarify, I am only 44 years old, for another, until our next episode."},{"startTime":3209.4579999999996,"endTime":3224.531,"body":"But I think it's important, that age thing, because I've found that in life, both of us"},{"startTime":3209.4579999999996,"endTime":3224.531,"body":"had really fun adventures and we've only told the tip of the iceberg as far as the depth"},{"startTime":3224.531,"endTime":3226.5119999999997,"body":"of some of those adventures, right?"},{"startTime":3226.888,"endTime":3235.4339999999997,"body":"but they both revolve around this concept of access, like of getting access to cool"},{"startTime":3226.888,"endTime":3235.4339999999997,"body":"places, getting access to cool people."},{"startTime":3235.4339999999997,"endTime":3252.745,"body":"like, and, and, and a big part of that is not, um, having to do with age or, mean, for"},{"startTime":3235.4339999999997,"endTime":3252.745,"body":"God's 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it."},{"startTime":3280.234,"endTime":3282.585,"body":"Pleasant is a real important thing."},{"startTime":3282.585,"endTime":3286.276,"body":"And I've recently, you've been using that word that I made up and I really like it."},{"startTime":3287.1389999999997,"endTime":3303.5609999999997,"body":"kind of like it too and I feel like you're with that word it's just describing that vibe"},{"startTime":3287.1389999999997,"endTime":3303.5609999999997,"body":"of like that yeah and it it people it disarms people and opens people and magnetizes"},{"startTime":3306.624,"endTime":3311.444,"body":"Your dancing wild like it's only me."},{"startTime":3311.444,"endTime":3320.2839999999997,"body":"Like I described it earlier in the episode as flamboyant dancing and flirting with the"},{"startTime":3311.444,"endTime":3320.2839999999997,"body":"husband of a husband and wife couple."},{"startTime":3320.584,"endTime":3323.064,"body":"That is, pleasance."},{"startTime":3323.064,"endTime":3325.8439999999996,"body":"Like you're being so pleasant and you're being so present."},{"startTime":3325.8439999999996,"endTime":3326.984,"body":"Do you know what I'm saying?"},{"startTime":3327.3439999999996,"endTime":3329.9359999999997,"body":"Yeah, you're demonstrating your pleasance."},{"startTime":3329.9359999999997,"endTime":3331.691,"body":"I kind of want to name the episode that"},{"startTime":3331.9559999999997,"endTime":3332.908,"body":"Pleasance."},{"startTime":3333.241,"endTime":3334.345,"body":"The, what'd you call it though?"},{"startTime":3334.345,"endTime":3338.305,"body":"The spirit of, you didn't call it the spirit, the sesence of pleasance."},{"startTime":3338.305,"endTime":3340.8849999999998,"body":"or spirit of pleasant sounds cool too bud."},{"startTime":3341.926,"endTime":3348.404,"body":"Hey, now let's get to some, let's get to the important nitty gritty details of some 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