Das Boot: Das Anxiety!!!

Gutin Tag! Wunderbar! Schnell! ALARM!!! Oh wait, it's Submarine Month Part 3 and that means we need to talk about Das GREATEST submarine movie of all time, Das Boot. That means "The Boat" in German! Did we mention it's about Das Nazis terrorizing Allied forces in Das North Atlantic? Did we also mention that through shared anxiety, claustrophobia, and Das drive to survive (not F1 or Mercedes) you are actively rooting for this crew to live????? We follow Das U-96 as its struggles go from bad to worse to REAL bad to Das literal bottom of Das Strait of Gibraltar. Das crew shows how painful boredom can be, Das terror of depth charges, and Das pain of pubic crabs. Es ist der beste U-Boot-Film!