Noadvisory Podcast
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Noadvisory Podcast
Tech Troubles, Celebrity Buzz, and Candid Conversations
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Ever fought with technology while trying to do something important? This episode takes off with us sailing through some tech issues that made us want to pull our hair out. But hey, we survived and dived right into other topics like the significance of podcast reviews and the latest buzz about Lil Wayne's engagement. We're just regular people leading regular lives, battling our struggles, and we make sure to share those with you too. It's a balance of laughter, cringe-worthy moments and our mutual camaraderie.
How do you feel about age differences in friendships? We dissect that along with a dash of celebrity gossip, fashion talk, and underrated rap artists. We also get into the Kardashian-Jenner linkup with NBA player Carl Anthony Towns, and take a nostalgic trip down the America's Next Top Model lane. From social media trends to affordable housing development projects in Atlanta, we talk about it all. Oh, and there's some talk about Catherine Zeta-Jones too!
We then move into some heavier terrain with discussions about male anatomy, stereotypes, and custody battles. The story of Kiki Palmer's struggle against abuse is heart-wrenching and we stand by her. We also revisit our own childhood curiosity and the good old days of sneaking to watch adult content. Of course, we also touch upon the age-old debate - does size really matter? It's all about thoughtful conversations, laughter, and a whole lot of support for each other. So, tune in and let's keep this talk going!
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Audio Issues and Podcast Review Plea
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Speaker 3I'm in a concert right now. I'm gonna get you. You still got that damn airpot in, do you?
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Speaker 1Yeah, what's the vibe? Just humble I lead how y'all doing man humble. I lead the fuck was that I fuck my intro. I keep going. Listen before we get into this show make sure, make sure, cuz we never asked y'all to do this. Yes, so please make sure y'all like, like, subscribe, comment and share the podcast. When you go on the podcast applications Apple podcast, spotify or whatever Please leave us a bird man review. Appreciate y'all.
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Speaker 3Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2I mean they've been together for, like I was about to say anything together like 30,000.
Speaker 3I just cannot see that. But you know that's a little wow for me.
Speaker 1Yeah, hey, how was y'all week man?
Speaker 3It's been a week, wednesday it's been weekend.
Speaker 2Today, it's been weekend.
Speaker 3I know it's, it's been a fucking week. I'm sorry to me to grow that, but I just I feel. But you know what I have to say. Words of the wise we are here and we still rise, like Maya Angelou.
Birthday Celebrations and Random Discussions
Speaker 2Yeah, now we're gonna keep you All right, I was only one of you video. I was only one that did it. Y'all fucked up.
Speaker 4You be alright, yeah.
Speaker 3I ain't gonna lie, I'm top living this damn couple. I'm gonna get so good, the cup's just gonna flow on there on that's a fact.
Speaker 2I don't even have to lift the cups up, that's right. What is that noise?
Speaker 3That's the ring thing from people keep running in and out the door.
Speaker 2Oh cuz, I thought it was like on your phone or something shit. Anyway, man Shotta DJ Polo's not here on the boards, he's somewhere. You know DJing doing this shit. Shot the Kyra Kara Kara Kara.
Speaker 1You do this shit every fucking week you know it's crazy.
Speaker 2I practiced this shit on the way over here.
Speaker 1I'm like Kara.
Speaker 4Kara.
Speaker 3Kara and I got here.
Speaker 2I still say Kyra God.
Speaker 3That's so.
Speaker 2That's crazy shot. The Kara man, my bad, it's blossom, don't know for time Shout out to our live studio audience.
Speaker 3Yeah, so I got my little sis Jordan over there in the cut. But to be fair, my little sister pro Well, I don't know if you're a pro, because I just realized a few weeks ago you was passed out drunk where.
Speaker 1Last night.
Speaker 3What Infinity yeah?
Speaker 2look a hug in the car laid out infinity, infinity live.
Speaker 3Apparently, if you go to infinity y'all, they get y'all. Let's go y'all infinity live at seafood Wednesdays now dollar shrimp, dollar crab dollar shrimp, dollar crab. And they also have parties from like 4 pm To like 2 am For the oh yeah yeah, you know, those are those like roaches of the sea.
Speaker 2I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 3I'm not gonna lie. If CEO infinity is the same is now the club that CEO Joseph used to Remember. They had the event there and they got they start shooting there, would you? There we did that event coverage. I think it was me, j that's where infinity live is.
Speaker 2Oh fuck, that ain't gonna over there, yeah.
Speaker 3Over there by the Northlake.
Speaker 1Hey, who's the nigga that do? Who's the nigga that do the commercials for that shit? Cuz he do the commercials for onix and shit to.
Speaker 4That is a legend. Who is that?
Speaker 1I don't know who is that nigga?
Speaker 3They said it's amateur. You know that maybe Yo Boys over next shot to make bonnie.
Speaker 2That's what we're on training day. Cot first inaugurated Now, you know, today, and it's called essence. I don't know what the fuck is in there.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, it's called essence.
Speaker 2So be birthdays hot topics. We got Try the biggie.
Speaker 3Yeah, see, we had to move biggie. He keep falling biggie is not stable.
Speaker 2He be drunk off the punch. So we had to.
Speaker 3We had to stop putting him on top of the point and get my nigga some. Oh my god, that was so chaotic.
Speaker 1What the absolute?
Speaker 3Somebody come get this man His head glistening water boy, that, he water boy, that biggie, and big head glistening. My god shot probably the cleanest big ever been.
Speaker 2Oh, I just got up from Timo.
Speaker 1What's the fuck is Timo bro?
Speaker 3Timo is like she, but she oh Much. She did a documentary on she know Hulu right.
Speaker 2Oh shit, that's crazy. Yeah, she got here with the Rico.
Speaker 3Well, they got out of it. Oh, they did all good. They got here with a Rico for copyright infringement of multiple companies. Style and how they fixed that was they ended up buying forever 21. So now they are now part of forever 21 because you know forever 21 got in trouble for doing the same Years ago and since forever 21 is going through a bankruptcy right now they bought forever 21 to now be able to be in stores. Oh, so whatever there's a forever 21.
Speaker 2That is a great business.
Speaker 3That's crazy real. That's some smart shit. That's very smart Okay we're gonna go ahead and get into the celebrity birthdays, cuz it's a few today. Number one Sukiyana oh 32. For her, like the way she acts.
Speaker 1That's very old she needs to, that's true.
Speaker 3You be hanging around 25 year old sexy red, 24 year old summer walker like you had wait, summer walker is 24, summer walker's hella young, hella young 24. Yeah, damn up next e40.
Speaker 2I know he was this old, he turned 56.
Speaker 1Yeah, I gotta grow up All three so the next one.
Speaker 3I know who this person is. I feel like y'all should, but hopefully I'll do. Bob, oh you said you don't know who this person is. Oh, I'm about to cry. I can really use a.
Speaker 1BOB is so fucking underrated bro very underrated so fucking under what's?
Speaker 3the other song, the cute little love song he did y'all know what I'm talking about came out right after airplanes.
Speaker 2I don't know if I'm airplane, he was walking down the street. Oh my god, I gotta find smoking in dough, sipping on that one? No, he has some.
Speaker 1Did y'all just? I'm sorry I missed that. The judges think Jenna's use is BOB. No oh, okay, I missed that. I missed that. I was about to say what the fuck.
Speaker 3Catch up a little bit, all right, so next for birthdays we got Carl Anthony Towns.
Speaker 1He's going, one of the Kardashians no, he goes with Jordan.
Speaker 3Y'all should know her from America's next time model. I feel like she's one of the most iconic people own America's time model? No, y'all y'all the coast Today Like she was literally one of the best models, I feel like y'all the coast to hey.
Speaker 1Siri she pulling up right now. Let me see that picture.
Speaker 3She was like season.
Speaker 1Very beautiful, but I have no idea who that is.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm being hated. All the pretty girls in on she was she was?
Speaker 3She's an actress I'm trying to think about. She was in Chicago. She's on Chicago mad, that's why yeah? That's her the winning movie. Where else let me see.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's some other shit I just can't remember, but she's definitely one of my favorites. Yeah, 41 is crazy. It's like y'all gotta think like when she was on TV we was kids, it was so for her to be 41 is crazy, cuz you know why. I'm glad you said that. Cuz when you said summer walker attorney, what she's like 24. Do y'all remember vine? She was on vine, so I'm trying to figure out how the fuck. Oh, she was probably like 15, 16, damn, because y'all remember that's how she got famous off of on. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2Oh, that girl, someone walker yeah, so I'm a worker. Got famous of a vine. Yeah, she was like the original.
Speaker 3She remixed that. What's got a song, case the case you, or so, she remix it into like some RB. So shit. It was lit as fun.
Speaker 2Oh shit, shout to the vine. Mm-hmm, I didn't got. This is still an active act of like, gone, gone.
Speaker 3They closed that shut down like a year.
Speaker 2Yeah, damn, rest in peace Where's?
Speaker 3the peace of my space for you, let's go and get into the hot topics because, speaking of social media, mm-hmm. Instagram Just dropped a new update and I don't know if y'all peeped in. I don't know how I feel about this. Fuck that. So y'all know how Instagram. You have a close friends for your story. Now, on Instagram, you can post stuff to your feed specifically that only your close friends can see that's kind of lit.
Speaker 1That's stupid, that's kind of lit. I mean, just imagine.
Speaker 3Only close friends will see it. So like imagine scrolling down your timeline. You just see as ass, ass dick, so ass ass ass. Close friend.
Speaker 1Okay, hold on hold on, hold on. So hold on. Because you said that said I want to make the point that that's what people expect to see in close friends. Stop put me in your fucking close friends and you and they're reading books and cooking and shit. I don't want to see that the main story can see that shit. If you put me in your close friends, I expect to see some close friends shit. If I'm a close friend of yours, show me what you would show your close friends. Don't show me what you would show your whole timeline.
Speaker 2So what you want to see in close.
Speaker 1Antitties.
Speaker 3Let me know if this is true. What I heard is if you share a post on Instagram and the close friends I don't know if it's like to your story or whatever your close friends can see your other close friends. That's true? Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1Oh, fuck no wait what's, wait what's true, so and honestly, is this with the new update?
Speaker 3I believe that it's a glitch in the development of the update and I'm gonna tell you why. I don't think that they meant for it to do that. But there is a thing certain people have been saying that if they share, like a close friends post from their story to I mean from their feed to like their close friends or like their timeline to their story, you can see everybody else who is that person's close friends.
Speaker 2Oh, that defeats the purpose.
Speaker 3Exactly To do that, so be on the lookout.
Speaker 2Yo yo yo, bro, you have to shit. I don't you my close friends seeing the location, see the shit gonna up there. Look at these dumb motherfuckers. Got him again Stupid. Come on, guys. Smart enough, smart enough, smart. Right, wow no defense is watching.
Speaker 3I don't speak in a smart See, when you don't do illegal shit, you don't know nothing to worry about.
Speaker 2Still, even if you do positive shit, negative still after you and want you to be influenced to the world, I'm saying okay.
Speaker 3Well, we well, okay. Well, that killed my segue.
Speaker 2I was talking about the second.
Speaker 3I went to ignorant shit so I Don't have no ignorant shit on my hot topics. Well, let's go into a we gonna go with. No, I don't have no sad shit either, mm-hmm, so we gonna go into. I feel like this was kind of a smart move. Ti. Ti just opened an affordable housing development in Atlanta.
Speaker 2Oh shit Hold on, we're not done.
Speaker 3He needs helicapse for this. It is a multi unit development. I and he allotted 25 units for homeless children over the age of 16 so that they can have their own place and to make the land more sentimental.
Speaker 2Tia took my idea fuck.
Speaker 3I mean it's more land, just go do it in a zoo, nah he sees I wanted to do that shit.
Speaker 2You can do it in a bed, it's over.
Speaker 3So I'm gonna hit a terrace on this one. So when you say he took your idea, what do you mean?
Speaker 2Because I was like saying, when I come into prominence and a lot of money, I want to build development. So it's like you put the homeless people through a developmental program and, coming in, get cuts, they get resumes done up with the whoop and then you put them out into the world.
Speaker 3They have that already, though there's one in Charlotte. Like that they turn the old hotel off Clam Park into a place just for homeless people, and the bottom floor is our resources mental health Well, they fucking took my idea too Family services resume like years, like five years at least.
Speaker 2I had this shit six years ago, so they took my idea, this nigga here.
Speaker 3Okay, we gonna go ahead and keep it pushing.
Speaker 1Having this shit six years ago is.
Speaker 3Y'all remember Kale Thompson. I told y'all last week he was hospitalized and we were saying prayers up. He's well, yes. So he issued a statement on social media and he let everybody know that it was nothing serious. He said that he had a polyp that mimicked the symptoms of a stroke. And so they admitted him, thinking he was having a stroke but it turned out to be something way far less.
Speaker 2What was that word you said? Or what A polyp? A polyp, p-o-l-y-p. Oh, a polyp, word of the day. Word of the day polyp, polyp. What is a polyp?
Speaker 3A abnormal growth of some sort.
Speaker 2How does that equate to a stroke?
Speaker 3It mimics the signs of a stroke, I guess I guess from where it was growing.
Speaker 2It's like a tumor but not like tumor.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's not a bad tumor like basically so tumors are Not all, tumors are bad.
Speaker 3No yeah, cause some tumors are just what's the word for? Malignant, malignant, malignant, yeah. Cancerous no cancerous means bad, Malignant means intermediately bad Benign means cancerous. Benign means good, it just means it's an abnormal growth of sales.
Speaker 4But it's nothing bad to it.
Speaker 2There's no cancer there's no cancer in bad Benign good let me hop into my signs bag.
Speaker 1I was about to say. I literally was about to say welcome to no Advisory Science 101.
Speaker 3I mean, y'all know I was a double major biology and chemistry man. I know some shit. All right, man, I know some shit.
Speaker 2She's like the misspelling bee of the century or something shit like that, right that's why I grabbed her up.
Speaker 3Only what it's spelled to be like third grade. Yeah you made that shit public.
Speaker 1now you been made it public, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2So I didn't make it public what's public.
Speaker 1See what we talking about. We don't even know what we talking about here. Moving on, we're so confused.
Speaker 3We gonna talk about couples, cause this is a lot of shit going on. We gonna start with Kiki Palmer, but we gonna do the good first before we do the bad.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3So the good is Kiki Palmer has been named the host of the 2023 Soul Train Awards.
Speaker 1Love that for her, and I don't know if y'all see it, but that was low Kiki Lee. I was literally sitting here in my chair trying to figure out if I've ever watched a Soul.
Speaker 3Train Right. Who cares about that? Somebody cares about that? Who?
Speaker 2watch that? Who gonna watch that? I don't have no problem with it.
Speaker 1I just don't everything. I've seen it.
Custody Battle and Steamy Scenes
Speaker 2Who gonna watch that? Nobody gonna watch that shit. Well, I don't have BET, but if I did, I would watch it. I respect it.
Speaker 3And speaking of Kiki Palmer, so she was granted temporary full custody of her son after she found a restraining order against her long time boyfriend, darius Dalton. Now, for those of you who didn't know, kiki Palmer went and found a restraining order on him because of physical abuse. He basically came out and said, basically I don't know she talked about she lying and never put my hands on her. So what did Kiki and her publicist do?
Speaker 3They dropped the footage from the inside ring cameras of the home of him literally flinging that girl from the couch across the house. So yeah, you did it, baby, you did it.
Speaker 2Shout out to the ring cameras.
Speaker 3Shout out to her Security okay, security cameras, no, not by her. Shout out to Kiki Palmer you got rid of your baby, daddy, and you get the host of Soul Train Awards. You go, girl Lauren Keanna Palmer, just know that you are loved.
Speaker 1Damn, don't tell me that's not her name. We stand with Kiki.
Speaker 3I'ma just say that I stand with Kiki. Stand with Kiki. I believe everything that her mom is saying her and her mom is saying is true. Like everybody on social media been saying, we've never seen Kiki Palmer have this negative publicity until she got with this nigga, and you wanna know what's crazy. Then your dumb ass brother decided he wanna get on Twitter and tweet shit. And now you're dumb ass brother in the news too, cause he going through a custody battle, cause the same beating yo, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Crazy His brother is have y'all watched Insecure? Yes, you watch Insecure. Issa Rae no, damn.
Speaker 4It is good. Thank you, Polo Polo real man, his brother Kiki's baby daddy, his brother is is.
Speaker 3Drow, Drow. Oh, that's how they be like. Tasha and Drow had a baby. Yeah, Tasha and Drow had a baby.
Speaker 1yeah, Hold up, though. Hold up though, because when did that become the criteria? God damn it. When did that become the criteria?
Speaker 3It is a lot of fucking Insecure.
Speaker 2What Insecure? It's a lot of fuckery.
Speaker 3It is a lot of fuckery in Insecure.
Speaker 1Insecure. Yeah, it is. Insecure is pretty.
Speaker 2Be fucking in there. Everybody's fucking in there, everybody. Everybody's fucking in there, everybody. Yeah, it's Netflix in there. Netflix Insecure Why's that shit?
Speaker 3It's all on Netflix now. It's all on Netflix now it's like a good curve.
Speaker 2That shit like porn, soft porn, pretty good.
Speaker 3No niggas, it's not like no H&M, you ain't gotta watch the real thing you gotta watch the. Insecure. I ain't gonna lie. Lawrence was tapping the fucking out Tasha and he was beating it up K? Weren't you young? How much fucking is in this shit A lie? Why?
Speaker 2are you so excited Because it was polar policy? There's a lot of fucking in there. All right, I'm gonna watch that shit Insecure, I'm not. I'm skipping all the fucking scenes.
Speaker 3That's what I want to watch the fucking scenes.
Speaker 2Fuckin' shit.
Speaker 3Fuck that, that's just like when you used to, people used to watch HBO Max and Fast 4, new Real 6. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now let me tell you what I used to do. I was just weird. I would put it on mute and then I would always have Cartoon Network on the previous channel.
Speaker 2So if I heard walking, if I heard walking, I could quickly press previous channel no, like I'm watching.
Speaker 3Cartoon Network, and, yeah, they used to be fair, none of the nasty stuff really came on to like Saturday night. It's after them. They used to have the Zane show on there, used to have like Cartoon Network. As soon as your mama come, walk to the door, change that channel back.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, I see what I'm dealing with. See, we had.
Speaker 3Hardwood floor so I could hear them walking, but when before they?
Speaker 2got to my room, see the fuck I'm dealing with on this panel.
Speaker 3Oh, I know Mr. Blow Up the Car is not talking.
Speaker 2Mr Blow Up the Car. Yeah, I ain't gonna never out there that shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, I know you know, hold on, we talking about Blow Up the Car, we forgetting those rights that bitches Also also invites bitches. That shit in the shower, right.
Speaker 2Hello.
Speaker 1This nigga has lived an insane life.
Speaker 2I've lived one hell of a life, guys, and that's not even a half.
Speaker 3Speaking of what is, what would you do for the day?
Speaker 2A rock fight. Well, that wasn't really rock fight. He just fucking threw a pebble in my shit. I don't call it a rock.
Speaker 4That was a pebble.
Speaker 3Well, I'm glad you got that. What you got for us today, Huh, what you got for us today, go ahead and start your show, hold on Trap being done.
Speaker 4Oh, she done. Yeah, start your shit. I like to hit your sound, god damn. Oh, I got a sound right.
Speaker 2What's my sound? Huh, what's that camera girl? She gone, she eat.
Speaker 5That is funny as hell.
Speaker 2Kara.
Speaker 3What would you do? I would go give me a piece of chicken. What would you do?
Speaker 1What would you do? Go eat what you got for me. She ain't there smashing bro. She's saying there's smashing. We fucking with you, Kara, Go ahead.
Speaker 2That's my shit. This one, what would you do? Okay, what would you do? What would you do? So this claim of what would you do is always are either my personal experiences or an experience that somebody had told me and yeah, that's my what would you do. So this is what would you do. Today is based on a former member of Nobody Podcast and their experience, which is kind of crazy.
Speaker 2So what would you do? And I'm going to try to make it my own, but still give the story. So what would you do? And this is for well? No, this is for men.
Speaker 4Guys only. Yeah, guys, only, guys only.
Speaker 2What would you do? Gotta, you know y'all out and shit like that. Yeah, maybe y'all at a club or something like that. You're vibing and drinking and shit like that. I got a shorty. You know what I'm saying. So one of your man's highlight the shorty you know gets to show you to come back to the crib. You know I'll go back to the crib with the shorty. You're not expecting nothing to go down.
Speaker 1Yeah, we all went back to the crib.
Speaker 2You both. We are in the show to go back to the crib. You know probably the same people at the house too. So any, dance it, whatever. You know maybe shorty getting freaky and shit like that. So nigga take upstairs, so y'all both go upstairs, whatever that you're about to train on shorty, okay, good, good, no, some hosting train shit for niggas, right? Yeah, I'm there and doing what he do. Whatever, have a position, you gotta know. I'm saying just the fuck.
Speaker 2I mean and Got the other guy maybe how would it got it? They both killing a shorty, whatever. This is pitch black dog, pitch black dog. So then one of the niggas start feeling his toes it's getting sucked on. So he think he think is the girl, like oh, she he getting into it, think it's the girl, shit, and it's been sucking my toes real good. Then you find out it's a nigga Sucking your toes. So I gotta ask so what the fuck would you do?
Speaker 2You're the nigga and just got your toes sucked on and you thought it was a girl. What the fuck would you do?
Speaker 1So Police are being called and I'm going to jail cuz I'm gonna fucking kill this nigga. I'm gonna kill you, bruh. If there ain't nothing else in the world I would kill a nigga for that, is it right there. I'm going to fucking kill you, bruh. You fight him Now. Imagine having to wipe off your feet, cuz I think it's got us like again. So that's crazy.
Speaker 2Who'd you do? Hold on, we gotta pass around to the men in the room, all right, polo? Oh, hold on. And you was enjoying that shit cuz you thought it was the girl, so the party gotta continue.
Speaker 4Huh, I guess I'm gonna take and put my wet toe in her pussy.
Speaker 1Whoa wait a second.
Speaker 4Wait a second, everybody gonna enjoy. Then it's a hard question. I mean, what can you do, can you? I mean I need to beat him up, it's over. That's done, no no, that's your man.
Speaker 1Probably that should be it out for sure.
Speaker 4Okay, that nigga had to know, that Krusty toe was a nigga, he had to know. But yeah, I probably would do that, man, and then I don't know man, oh, it's a hard one. I had to stick it in her just to get it off my toe.
Speaker 1Polo you know there's towels right.
Speaker 4Yeah, but we got to keep the party going, so only way to keep what you gonna suck your own toe after that, or I mean, or let her suck your toe after that.
Speaker 1That's not gonna work, motherfucker To make it even wet.
Speaker 3What is she gonna say?
Speaker 4Why your toy? Well, she don't care, cuz she already been in that circle, so she Don't give a fuck yeah all right, next Greedy.
Speaker 5Look at us. I don't think you ever even find me and another man in the same room.
Speaker 1Oh the question, bro, that's not the question.
Speaker 5That's not the question. We probably gonna fight, we probably is gonna fight. Yeah we probably gonna fight, but we go. We still gonna finish shorty, but we go fight.
Speaker 3We go. Finish shorty, but we go fight.
Speaker 1No way, there's no way.
Speaker 5It's a towel bro, like he said, you know. It's only us, we go fight. I don't even know, I said after we done, kill us already, we go fight.
Speaker 1See, if you kill him, like I said.
Speaker 5Smokey. There's no reason to smoke. Definitely scrapping. It probably be over after that.
Speaker 2But what? What happened with the? What happened cuz I can't remember what Penny said after that is penny so.
Speaker 5Yeah, I think it's gonna do what put his toe in the what you gotta keep the party going. He said.
Speaker 3It was just funny cuz he was like I was enjoying me. Yeah, you're happy as fuck. You think of the bitch suckers. That's crazy. How dare you.
Speaker 5How dare? You we speaking on the sense of two niggas right now how you ain't realize that big-ass.
Speaker 1But now? But what if the nigga was not?
Speaker 4but, what?
Speaker 1no, no. But what if the nigga was like actually doing it on purpose? You say he ain't noticed it. But what if he actually doing it cuz he want to do it, not cuz?
Speaker 3Other stuff that we need to speak on.
Speaker 2Hey shot the petty pee man. Yo you know petty's had a lot of flagrant shit man. That was one of that. That wasn't the top flagrant shit. The top flagrant shit when he say he'd be in a shower and he opened his ass cheeks.
Speaker 3Let me give you the context on how he said it. Okay, the conversation was how do you wash your ass in the show in the show petty proceeds to say I turn around, spread my ass, cheeks open and let the water Trigger down the crack of my ass. That's us the way he said it is definitely.
Speaker 2That's probably how most people watch the yes, it was the fact that he said oh, I turn over, I spread oh, I don't even talk about you and I hear about talking about the same shit in your face. We hear gay the fuck we gonna get canceled.
Speaker 3Patty said he let the water trickle down. Oh, I'm sure. And listen. That was.
Speaker 2I, what, my, what would you do so again what would you do if you had a orgy to males?
Speaker 3That's not a orgy.
Speaker 2That's a train, a train. Yeah, my bad train to men's in a few months.
Speaker 1Let's be respectful. That's a three some in the nigga fucking.
Speaker 2OK, it's being more respect to a three some and the niggas suck, sucking your toes and you loved it until you found out was a nigga. What the fuck would you do?
Speaker 3So better. I'm fucking weak.
Speaker 2Cocktails with tea.
Speaker 3Is it my turn? I mean, it's time to get.
Speaker 4I'm ready to drink.
Speaker 3I'm gonna get another segment of cocktails with tea. We are sponsored weekly by Intoxica. Hey, your mobile bartending needs shut out to on it. Barker Rita, I left them on the way here. Y'all? Y'all ready for this week's cocktail? Yes, I am.
Speaker 3And as we stop this week's topic is an oldie but a goodie. Ok. So this week's cocktail is a pomegranate gin. For this, excuse me, two ounces of London dry gin. Hmm, one ounce of pomegranate liqueur. Ok, I'm drunk. I'm drinking half of lemon juice and half an ounce of simple syrup, optional. If you really fancy you want to get into your bartending bag, you can do one egg white to add a frothy, frothy mixture. I tried it with the egg white. It was actually pretty good, so as I pour these drinks.
Speaker 1This thing got no egg white in it, right? No?
Speaker 3egg in it. There's a lot of damn echo. Anyway, as I pour these drinks up, the topic for this week is an oldie but a goodie. The size really matter.
Speaker 2Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 3The size really matter?
Speaker 2That's for females right.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's for the men too, because do you care? No no, no, no, no, no. We saying like do you care if you're bigger or small?
Speaker 2Like is that is that Niggas care about that shit. I mean they care if they're bigger or small. What you mean, what kind of question is that?
Speaker 3Niggas care about that shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, of course they care about that shit. The fuck Shit. Hold, on Hold on hold on that shit good.
Speaker 3Hold on this got a lot of citrus.
Speaker 1Good, but that pomegranate sounds this some to our guests too.
Speaker 2Hold on, hold on. Can I pass that around? Yeah, this shit got a punch taste to it.
Speaker 3Oh, that's good, yeah, yeah, yeah that's good, that's good. I know you want to try to pomegranate.
Speaker 2You want to let it get in your face? Yeah, that's good. Hold on drink he smoked.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me get some of that tarimane. Okay, shit.
Speaker 2Okay, that shit, good Taricante.
Speaker 3But this week's topic is the size really matters. The size really matters now For me you know, I ain't gonna lie to you size doesn't matter. Don't walk up in there with no shrimp. When you drop them drawers, it better not be no damn shrimp. Okay, be a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 2Okay, be a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 3Be a show or two shit hey.
Speaker 2I'm gonna put this in Be a show.
Speaker 3Now I'm saying, though, I would feel really embarrassed you out with your nigger right and you look in. He got on gray sweatpants and you can't see shit. So he embarrassed me like that See, Show your dick to the world.
Speaker 2Let me see Okay, let's, let's. Let me get to the gray sweatpants shit right Now.
Speaker 3I mean you know, let's talk about it, let's talk about it no because, hey Polo said these gray.
Speaker 2I mean this, this, this this, this goes for.
Speaker 4hey, it goes for all men, whether big or small, it goes for all men, right, paws.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean I'm gonna just say pause now because probably gonna be a lot of flagrages with me said I got you. I will cover you throughout the go ahead, I got you, I got you, I will cover you, I'm gonna cover you. So every nigger is not going to be walking around hard right. When you say gray, gray sweatpants, that's because them should be staged where a nigger has some shit in his pants or a nigger is hard, the niggers is not hard. The niggers is niggers should. That's not true. That's not true. Yeah.
Misconceptions About Male Anatomy and Stereotypes
Speaker 3Niggers should ain't all fucking hard all the time. Niggers, be all soft and you can still see the print.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 5That's why girls don't.
Speaker 3That's a lie. But that's a lie. That's a lie. That's a myth. That's not a myth. That's right. That's cat. That's a fucking myth. And yo dick being an animal.
Speaker 2Unless that nigger is a porn star and he got some pump shit that he used. You're gonna run around the swole myth. That's a fuck.
Speaker 1I'm totally trying to tell you that.
Speaker 2What did you just say? What did you just say? What did you just say? What did you just say? That's right, something abnormal. I told you there's gonna be a lot of pauses in the shot. That's thank you. Thank you, and I just made a disclaimer. You both have my back. See I had your back until you, I had your back, until you did you know what I was saying, not dead ass, that's just a myth, because that's not real life. Niggas, shit ages not walking around, just just hard or just see a little bit.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, hold on. I'm sorry, ceo, I love you to death. You gonna object. According to my shorty, that's not true. No, I'm saying according to what she tells me. According to what she tells me, that's not true. Oh, yes, really nigga. Hey, yo, that's crazy. I'm sorry, bro, I couldn't let you go out back. Fuck a pause. Where's the stop?
Speaker 4That's crazy.
Speaker 1Fuck a pause. Where's the stop button?
Speaker 2I'm just saying. I'm just saying that's, that's your lady, so you better be nigga. Unless something's wrong, let you in out attracted to her, if you're not gonna be hard around her all the time, because I'm not be hard around my little time.
Speaker 3Okay, you know I'm saying so if you're not hard around your lady then that's a problem.
Speaker 2So that's, that's a different. If you just Not thinking about now, you're not around none of your shorties and I like that. You just walk around great sweatpants is no way gonna see a print.
Speaker 3So let me get back to the question, though, since you brought the sweatpants, since now I hear your opinion the size really matter Well, to women. Yes, no, I'm asking you. We can't say yes, do you?
Speaker 2care.
Speaker 3Consider big or small. Do you care? Are you yes?
Speaker 2Women be like oh, you got a little ass deep. All right, let me give you a quick story.
Speaker 3God rest her soul right, oh yeah, the give back.
Speaker 2Yeah, yes, god rest her soul. So I Jennifer, she, she, she passed away. So I don't want to disrespect the dad, but she wasn't, when she was alive, one of the most attractive females, right, and I was young at the time and long story. So I smashed up, but I was, I was limp, I'm trying to, I can't come looking at, I'm like, I'm like, was it nothing happening? Nothing happening. So she went, just imagine, just imagine you who I was at that particular time. She went out and told oh, I got a small dick and she's ugly. So that was a double win me to me. I'm saying, like you, cuz.
Speaker 1You got a ugly girl, you lost it was all.
Speaker 2It was almost over for me until I recovered.
Speaker 3Thank you.
Speaker 2Jesus. So was his girl named crystal. She's an Amazon big, tall girl. And then because of that, the girls in the hood was like yo, oh oh. She said I'm like charm, I'm trying to fuck anything. Now I'm like try me bitch.
Speaker 1Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's the fact that this thing had a point to prove.
Speaker 2Try me, try me, who won? You want it, christus? I'm like you tell Jennifer that shit bitch. You tell that shit what I did to you. So she went and told and I redeem myself, I redeem myself, but I couldn't, cuz you know, I'm saying it's like yo, and to that point niggas ain't just gonna be walking around unless they thinking about something. If they not, if they, if they mind, it's like yo, I'm gonna go get this money on my good. They're not thinking about no and graceful pen. Just you know it's gonna be Whatever size you are, it don't matter. Just a lesson niggas thinking some shit, then he may get like I pause, but they make it half hard and that's where you get the dick print from in the sweatpants. When the niggas like I, anything about this bitch, I fuck, I sit as half a shit bitch. Yes, great, so it pants, but other than that?
Speaker 3no, let me, let me ask a real one. Sit. It's the size really matter. It does. And let me tell you, I, me and my cousins, years ago, develop a trick to know If you bigger, you small, so we're not wasting the body. So let me educate the way. Sing yeah, waste in the body Saddest thing you can.
Speaker 1Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's triggering, though, because the first time I ever realized I cheated on it was that was the excuse she used she wouldn't have sex with me because she don't want to waste the body but, I, was in a relationship with her.
Speaker 3Didn't mean to trigger you on that one, but so this is the trick, right, and, mind you, we came up with this trick when we was like 21, 22. So you talking to a guy, you know, you know, we young, we ain't trying to get in a relationship, we're trying to have one night stands and sneaky links with missions.
Speaker 2What I hope is just say your whole face and no, I can't say it wasn't that wasn't the whole face?
Speaker 3No, we, just we doing GTA missions at this point? Yeah, there's missions, sure, so you know you, you kiss the dude, you know you start touching on the dude, you rub his head, you rub his ears, you know you get him in the mood. Yeah, the rubbers, and then you got to treat him like a slick. Oh, you got to start rubbing from his stomach down. You take the like if you have nails or your fingertips and you inch them slowly underneath the pants into the draw is gonna make him feel good, right.
Speaker 3Yeah he gonna be real sensitive. From there you take your hand and you work your way down and you could feel if that shit little or that should be. That's how you know.
Speaker 1I At this point. That's definitely not what I was expecting you to say because, honestly, at this point, y'all think is already About the fuck. So, either way, you wasted that body.
Speaker 3Because, listen, if your shit is small, I'm gonna be like damn, I really want to do this, but my period on you. Think we could try this?
Speaker 1another day.
Speaker 3Yeah, get out of here. I love us scamming a fry. Okay, I love it. All right, let me humble.
Speaker 2So is it what they say? The motion in the ocean?
Speaker 3Okay, well, let me cut. On other hand, here's a cocktail for you. So there's somebody I will not name his name. He has a small little tugboat, but I will say a big boat though what you talking about.
Speaker 1Hey yo CEO, you're not supposed to say nothing. Just let her talk. Let her talk, nigga. You're not supposed to say a fucking word.
Speaker 3Okay all right. So it's a little. It's a little bitty tugboat, but I will say I will say the motion in the ocean is also very. You know it's the friction, night and night and I ain't impressed, but it is the friction and however he has amazing.
Speaker 2And that's what I was just about to say. Now that right there is usually an indication.
Speaker 3The cutoff, like if you give good head, your dick probably little, or your sex that is indicator. Yep because, just saying because. Don't know how to give it yet no, they feel like they just supposed to go DJ Khaled on that shit, or they supposed to take their tone and you know lollipop and that's supposed to get to all You're lucky if you get a guy that has good and you know us is before before the niggas started talking and we don't believe them. You know, niggas gonna tell you like yeah.
Speaker 3I got good head about, but not a chance. If you think you got good, you don't and we just you know, let you slide by.
Speaker 1I think I got Good head. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'm just saying I was just looking at somebody. I'm just saying I think. I think, personally, this may be the promise, this may be the pama mama talking. Did you name that pama mama? This the pama mama talking, this the pama mama talking? But I definitely think that uh, yeah, I'm gonna have to disagree with y'all.
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Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Nicky's body.
Speaker 1What the fuck is up? What's the vibe yo? I don't have a holla humble sound, but I'm gonna get one, really nigga.
Speaker 2What's good?
Speaker 1I Got some shit for y'all, panel. I got some shit for y'all. I'm gonna just come out the gate with it. No, I'm in with that question. I'm in with that question, so that, nah, I'm in with that question, I'm in with that question. The first question Teres be tapping every week like she don't work with me? No, why do men feel some type of way when their woman wants to make sure his food is right? What? Let me explain something for me. I'm such a Chill layback person Unfortunately, I'm that guy that probably would be like no, it's okay, it's fine, I'll just take it off. If it's absolutely something I can't tolerate, like a bug in my food or something, I'll say something. So this is wrong.
Speaker 3What would you do you at a restaurant? Your food fucked up. You know you chill you probably same as humble you like. Oh well, just you know you chill school. Yo woman, she might be like me and see it, probably same person. Excuse me, Excuse me, Excuse me. Yeah, um his food. Did you hear what he said? His food.
Speaker 1You don't even gotta be like that.
Speaker 3No, I gotta be like that because not to the Listen.
Speaker 1To wait here me out.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm paying for your food, so why not pay for shit? No, no, no, no, no, you're right.
Speaker 1You're right, though You're right, but hear me out, though Hear me out. If I'm at a restaurant and the waitress brings me the wrong food Nine times out of ten the waitress didn't give them my order wrong in the kitchen I can't be mad at her. I'm mad at the wrong person. If you're not gonna go back in the kitchen and tell the chef that actually made my food wrong, that Something is wrong, then why y'all taking that energy? He or she didn't do that. Why am I taking my energy out on him?
Speaker 2See yo, how does, how? It's a question you and your woman go See yo.
Speaker 1You and your woman go out to eat. Right, yeah, go out eat. Yeah, go out. Right Okay, has your food ever been wrong plenty of times? Has your woman ever been the one to speak up for you and say so? Cuz my wife is real quiet.
Speaker 2Okay, usually me, I'm not a loud and I'm not just one.
Speaker 1Okay, so then this question doesn't apply to you.
Speaker 2I'm like nigga, the fuck is this shit? Nigga, fix this.
Speaker 3Cuz I know you first of all. Yeah, I'm gonna speak up for somebody I don't even know food Talk about it. So for my man, you damn skippy, get this shit right. And the only reason I say that is because I have been a server. Okay, it's a way to talk to servers without being disrespectful. It's a way to approach them and say, hey, you know, he ordered this, this is not what he got or he doesn't really like this. Is it possible that we can get something else? And I'm telling you not out of ten times. Being nice goes a long way.
Speaker 1Hold on. If that's how you handle it, oh, 100%, do your thing. I'm worried about the people that's gonna act like terrorists, unfortunately, and just immediately out the gate, just be like did you hear what he said? Like that's not called for, that's not necessary, these people just trying to do their job.
Speaker 3So you is on the attitude of the server, though.
Speaker 1Well, oh, that's of course that go without saying but I feel like their tone. Yes, yo, it's a hold on, hold on, hold on. See, it was a asshole, bruh. Yo y'all, just y'all. Ass is up please. Y'all are assholes y'all in shit.
Speaker 3Oh, I wish we had video this week, because wow. I'm so glad we don't got video this week difference, like I'm saying, like, first of all, like, okay, let's, let's set a scenario up, right, you ain't in your significant other, y'all go to the restaurant, right? The server got a bad attitude. She don't come refit, she don't drop off a straw, she got added. She got attitude taking. Or they take you 45 minutes to get your food, just for your shit to be wrong. Bitch you about to hear my mouth.
Speaker 1That's 100% different. I want 100% agree. At that point I'm letting dog loose. Go. Go for it. God damn it. I'm not gonna say nothing, but I know you will. You as my woman, I Know my woman is gonna say something. So in that case, yes, good, do your thing. I'm I'm gonna sit here quiet, do your thing.
Speaker 3But if everything is going smoothly, there's no reason I think the difference is you don't have to tell your woman do her thing. She don't do that shit anyway.
Speaker 1That's very true.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 1Second question we moving the fuck on. We moving the fuck on. Yo guess what? Y'all what? I got my first because we're advice this week hey actually came from my little cousin. So my little cousin just recently graduated from high school, uh-huh, and he asked me today. He said cuz my cousin living Florida. So he, a little girl.
Speaker 3Shout out to Florida baby.
Speaker 1He said. He said, cuz this girl that I like, right, we had went out, but I feel like I fumble, like I feel like I messed up. Now my cousin, like 18, 19, so at this point you know they're at that age to where you know they can go out and they can also go and, you know, have a nightcap. So he feels like he fumbled and I asked him well, what, what, what you do like, why, why do you feel like you fumble? And he said, honestly, he took accountability, which, at his age, I'm proud of you. I Took accountability and he said I was probably trying too hard to you know, to do exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, the my situation in he's fucking dick is small.
Speaker 1No, no, no, he was just trying. What I'm saying is. What I'm saying is he was too pressed to try to get it. That's not into me and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were already getting it, you just couldn't get up.
Speaker 2That's your problem.
Speaker 1Right, that's a complete different problem. So what I'm saying is he never even got it because he was trying too hard.
Speaker 3Correct so basically he was basically cuz girls we do recognize and I wish men would understand that no, and that's when you try Too hard. First of all, if I'm going out with you, I ain't go on, it might just be me. Some speak for me. Eight times out of ten I'm probably gonna already fuck you. And so you don't have to try too hard to make me want to fuck you, because what you do, that and then I'm not gonna fuck.
Speaker 1Now me, I want Listen, cuz if you listen to the episode, so let the night go on as it goes. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, anyway. So tears 100%. So my advice to my little cousin would be and I obviously told him this earlier, but I'm answering on podcast for the sake of podcast. So Chill, just chill, don't mention nothing about it. Let the night go on as it goes, as it progresses. Whatever happens happens. If it don't happen, bro, it's okay. Just perfectly fine.
Speaker 2No don't even throw ahead.
Speaker 3I'm not fucking you on the first day. I want you fuck you, just chill.
Speaker 1This is my thing, this is my yeah be a friend people me being the type of me being the type of person that I am Mmm, 99.9% of the time, I'm super chill on the event. That's just who I am as a person.
Speaker 4Mmm.
Speaker 1So if I'm out with a girl or a woman or whatever the case and be, even if that's my mission, at the end of the night, even if I went into this shit knowing that that's my mission, I'm gonna be quiet. I also know to shut the fuck up because I also have been through enough situations to recognize that If you're trying too hard, women are gonna pick up on that and they're literally gonna not be insightful. But they're really gonna be like oh, this nigga really wants it, he's not gonna get it. If you act like you don't want it at all, they're gonna be like oh, I gotta fuck this nigga now.
Speaker 2I got to. I think gotta be direct. Did you ever see that? Um, that I think it was on tiktok and Instagram when a nigga was at the uh, I don't know what restaurant they was at things like I would be the son and the bill came and he's like she's like the he gave gotta check you saw it right. And he had the car, like we gonna fuck. She's like, yeah, okay, so you be upfront. Yo we smashing, no, I you cute girl. Yeah, it's fuck about it.
Speaker 1So here's the thing that might work for some time that might work for some niggas. The quality of women you're gonna end up meeting is gonna be terrible.
Speaker 3You're literally only gonna meet Not meeting no woman.
Speaker 2This claimer.
Speaker 1Okay, sorry, if you that type of nigga, the quality of women that you're gonna end up running into it's gonna be absolutely horrible.
Speaker 2And then you're gonna wonder why all these gonna get that a wreck. Woman is gonna be like yeah, I'm here to fuck, okay, good, yes, you know what you're right.
Speaker 3But that's gonna be the one man that's gonna break your heart, because she gonna be so direct. You gonna be like, oh my god, like I love absolutely.
Speaker 2She gonna go into like I think I don't want you, I just wanna fuck no, I think that's wrong because is every listen, every nigga Goes into a situation to want to fuck and get the fuck out.
Speaker 1That's not true that. That's not true. You're lying. That's not true, bro. You mean, that's not true. That's not true.
Speaker 5That's absolutely.
Speaker 1Woman, that's absolutely that is absolutely not true, and I'm so ashamed of you, at your big age, to be thinking like that.
Speaker 2That is that not every niggas go, go, every nigga go. That's not every nigga go. What you want to do and what you want to do, okay.
Speaker 1That's okay, but that's complete bro. That's completely Bro. This is the reason that niggas can't really have female friends and be real friends with females, bro. Because you niggas think like this and I hate to be the type of nigga bro I used to I have a past. I used to be a fuckboy. For sure, a hundred percent. I'm working on myself, but listen, Absolutely, that is not true, bro, this nigga's captain saving.
Speaker 1But what do you want to do? Why? But why, okay? What the fuck do you want to do? Okay? So let me sound like a Quality of what you actually want to see. I'm pop you after you. Fuck on popular opinion, unpopular opinion, hold on.
Speaker 2I'm gonna say this I'm a, I'm a grocery by wow on popular opinion. After every and when a nigga meets a girl, initially he like okay, he liked the. He likes the features, the facial features, whatever that attracts him to, that attracts the woman to him.
Speaker 4He like yo, so hit in his mind like you.
Speaker 2I need, I'm gonna fuck so you may go out, whatever you could make on three days. But your objectives is your objective is the fuck you can be. It could be a fucking month you talk into this shit. It could be a whole mother. I like this girl. She's sweet, she's not every single.
Speaker 2She's cool, but you like yo niggas like you fuck the. Yeah, nah, I didn't fuck her yet, cuz your objective is to fuck. Then, once you fuck, once you fuck, you like, okay, if the pussy was born, you know? Oh, this is about to be my fucking wife. If the pussy is wet, they can be like that was all my time. It's pussy is wet.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, I'm sorry, maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just.
Speaker 2He ain't got a mic, hold on gritty.
Speaker 1Let me say let me get this out, hold on, cuz I gotta get you on in a minute for me, let me see, make it this out. That is not. Maybe I'm past that point in my life, because that is not. I personally don't think that's true and for the sake of time, Ask that question and then answering them gonna move on she.
Speaker 1She said when I know I don't know, so I got a DM today oh shit, a response to my and I had to look in my request because I don't even follow this person on Instagram. Don't know who this person is, a male or female. It's a female, okay, I hope. I fucking hope. The question is oh shit, and I quote so what's the issue with us dating to see what's up? You so funny acting? Let me answer that question for you. Before you answer you yes, this is the question that I got in response.
Speaker 2So you know what that is T right T you know what it is right, Okay, Answer the question my response to that is number one.
Speaker 1I don't fucking know you. And number two Can I get my number two? Why you're number two? Hold on. Can I give my number two? She just sit y'all asses up, don't put it. Hold on, sit, hold on. And number two I'm absolutely spoken for. I don't want you. Why you didn't leave with that first, though, is my question because I just had to leave with the point that the audacity of this Motherfucker that I don't know, all right, couples corals next week, oh no. Advisory podcast.
Speaker 3No couple shit. I want to know why you ain't put two is number one. I got some for my clothes, for instance.
Speaker 1So how about this week?
Speaker 3To the bitch that DM. To the bitch that DM. You heard what my motherfucking friends say he is Spoken for. Okay, and she be farting on his back every night. Okay, she got a friend that fight to.
Speaker 2She got a friend that fight. Well, we're not gonna ignore that. Far in on this nigga back. Every night I'm gonna gotta stink back, stink back.
Speaker 1Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. We ought to get.
Speaker 4It's my guy. Make a need my merch to know that Definitely gonna be my motherfucking merge.
Speaker 5I like merch. What's up y'all?
Speaker 4Let's go.
Speaker 5I see y'all up here, comedians, and shit.
Speaker 2Hold on before we go, hold on before you start. All right, we got to bring you in a no-bodies podcast. We try, break a man.
Speaker 3So listen here, in no advisory, we just bring you in a very special way. Okay, and the way we do that is we ask you three simple questions Are you ready?
Speaker 5Always ready.
Speaker 3All right, we just want to know who you are.
Speaker 5I'm greedy.
Speaker 3Where you from and what the fuck you do. Hey.
Speaker 5I've been, I sing okay.
Speaker 1First. That's literally a no advisory. First. That's literally a no advisory first.
Speaker 2That is first damn okay, Because you just threw me the fuck off. Yeah, you definitely rock and you rat.
Speaker 3I'm saying it was a.
Speaker 1Greedy, we just had this conversation a couple weeks ago Now. I got one of my niggas in the building from the same city.
Speaker 2Now talk that shit. What's about you? Can I give a quick story about girls?
Speaker 1a girl from the rock, no because every story no, no, no, ceo. Let me tell you why number one.
Speaker 5Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1I love you to death, but for the second time. No. And number two we already heard that story because we know about every bitch in Rochester, so let's continue.
Speaker 2Oh, you hear this story. I'm gonna use it. For what would you do? Okay?
Speaker 5I got you this tune in next week to the next week.
Speaker 1To the next week, y'all if you got a story about a chicken Rochester, we done heard it before. Trust me. I'm just saying Rochester, so small to everybody, know everybody. So if you got a story about a chicken Rochester, probably she went to Southern County. I don't even know what fuck son of a county is like. Show drink New York.
Speaker 2That's Rochester nigga. I just said rock chest, she's from the rock. You said we're well, then they don't fucking matter Banged in. Rochester knew about a whole basketball team Now's recording the shit that makes it.
Speaker 1That makes it or a no offense, no offense, no offense. I love my hold on hold on.
Speaker 2No offense.
Speaker 1No offense, I love my hometown before a girl from Rochester. That makes so much sense. Greedy, continue. She caught me, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3The whole basketball team pipe right down is For the people who may be unfamiliar with you. Tell the people a little bit about how you got into music, like what was your starting point? I guess so.
Speaker 5I was in a. I was, I was only like 15. I was in the basement with the Brody's and it was like You're saying, they just put on a beat and they just handed me the mic. It was like shit, go ahead and rip that shit and then shit from there. I was like shit, I'm about to start doing music. Plus, I went to school of the arts, so you know.
Speaker 2I picked up.
Speaker 5Yeah, I picked up a writing habit, like a. It was this reading class that I had went to and she made us write a lot. And I Picked up a writing habit as far as, like, she made us like write them, like write a song and after I wrote that song, like the Whole class was rocking with that shit. So I was just like shit, I could do this, you know. So I just started doing my shit. I was that.
Speaker 2So your name is greedy right Radical, greedy radical yeah, so give us the Origen behind a name greedy radical All right so my big bro his name young Ford, I think it uh, so I like fool pretty much, Right so okay, food, I'm definitely a foodie, but uh, so me and this nigga used to eat everything, but this nigga used to be like you.
Speaker 5Greedy is a bitch.
Speaker 2Oh you greedy.
Speaker 5That's no pause. How is that a pause? We're the pause. I said I love food first. You know, I didn't say I'm a foodie first. Okay, fuck this.
Speaker 2Porsche.
Speaker 5Fuck your shit, bro. What up, bro was like shit. Shit you should be, you know, say I should be a name type shit. And I was like shit. I'm gonna stick with that, greedy. You know, I was like, and I stuck with that from then and everybody started calling me that shit. I got that. That was my first tattoo, actually. Oh, it was on my chest. I was only like 17, that's it hurt it like fuck. I Got that shit for free too. Yeah, my nigga spider, I won't never forget that.
Speaker 1Me y'all see what I mean the snow bullshit. We was in a hood.
Speaker 5How does not somebody out for me? It's like you know, these boys just beat me up. Why boy spider you tattoo? Why boy spider used to literally do tattoos or anything.
Speaker 1I gave this thing a trumpet that my school rented out to me. I never gave that shit, but I net my school rented out a trumpet because I was trying. I was trying to learn to trumpet my school. We're in that shit out. I went to Jeff nigga. You know how ghetto Jeff is already, though my school rented out a trumpet to me, I never took that shit back. I gave it to the tattoo artist and got a tattoo in exchange. Oh, sure Shout out.
Speaker 5What's that? He was the exchange tattoos for shit, for little missions, it's.
Speaker 3So how would you describe the type of music that you make as? Then like, if you had to categorize your music, what? How would you categorize it? Would you say a straight rad? Would you say it's like neo rad? Would you say it's like trap rap?
Speaker 5I mean I don't really. I mean I got a little bit of trap. I mean I got too many styles really. Actually, um, y'all really ain't really heard nothing yet. Y'all only really heard like two tracks probably. You know I mean. So if y'all go to an end and y'all really know what I'm really about because I really sing, you know what I mean. Like I really do this vocal shit. So, um, right now I'm just showing y'all little taste flavors of alternate shit. So I really would say it's like in the alternate R&B wave, but it's like a different type of style. You know what I mean. Like you ain't gonna hear my type of sound. You know what I mean. So, as far as like my style, like my sound, I mean I feel like I got my own sound but, um, I don't know where to put myself at right now. I wouldn't categorize myself. I'm really everywhere.
Speaker 2So when, when, when you talk about genres, you know you got hip hop, you got pop rock, you got a soul, you got R&B, soul, r&b trap.
Speaker 5I would say R&B trap there if you talk about that like like a genre and we talk about like a R&B trap type shit, because I rap and I sing, so Okay, r&b trap.
Speaker 2Greedy R&B trap. Greedy radical R&B trap greedy radical R&B trap so.
Speaker 3Who are three? Should we do three?
Speaker 2three do three. Who are?
Speaker 3Three people that you would say like influences your style of music that you make.
Speaker 5I mean we gonna say Drake first off.
Speaker 3Thank you.
Speaker 5Shout out to the boy.
Speaker 2He corny.
Speaker 3Street's with my walls.
Speaker 5I mean my son meek middle as well. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2That's the oh.
Speaker 5This is the first time I said me yeah, he's not, he's starting to say this, he's starting to do the same flow, but I mean, he still got them bars, though.
Speaker 2So you really don't flow, just the shit that he's saying and doing.
Speaker 5I mean, I really follow with them too much. But.
Speaker 2I know that he got them bars.
Speaker 5Though as far as the third, like vocally, I'm gonna put it in like the Chris Brown. Because I can really, I can really do some shit, I could really do some shit that I like you know, I mean like I Could really vocalize some shit, and you know she gonna make the crowd real good.
Speaker 2The witness and.
Speaker 1No advisory matchmaking service. Goddamn so gritty. I Gotta ask you about Number. I got asked you about this song, man number one. You hear, for a reason you here cuz you weren't training at night and as your boy, as your motherfucking friend now not biased I feel like you deserved it. But also I feel like wait, hold up.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can't say that, so they gonna think we think we rigged this shit.
Speaker 1I said I'm not even a judge. I'm not a judge, I'm just proud of the nigga, cuz he's my friend and he won training at night what the hell.
Speaker 2But he's there every Tuesday.
Speaker 1That'll mean shit. I'm not a judge, I'm not a part of staff, I'm a videographer. Okay, I'm just like anybody else that walks through the doors. I'm just there every week anyway. So I feel personally like Right, I feel like ride. Is the song that one you trained the night last night a hundred percent like that? Shit alone is fire Different thing. And for me I Like that song a lot, number one, cuz I shot the video for. Go look at the video on YouTube, remember. Two, it's just a fire ass song. So my question for you about that is what? How did that song come about? What inspired that particular song and what was you, what was your mindset? What were you thinking about the time when you, when you, made that song?
Speaker 5When I was thinking about at the time when I made that song. I was really in the studio with cars. If you listen to the beats, it always say Star, keep making them beats, nigga.
Speaker 5You know what I'm saying and I was in the studio with that nigga and then, I just so happened to go outside after we were smoking and there was somebody Just riding by on a skateboard type shit. I just was like and then I should have picked up. And then, uh, from there, you know, I just kept like my lyrics Just come from out of nowhere, like I do. All I gotta do is smoke a L, take a shot, I'm saying, and from there I'm just on fire. But, uh, it really came from people right, like I'm saying this, the nigga riding by on the skateboard. I was high. I'm saying they came out riding by an escape. I'm like, yeah, you sure you roll the coast.
Speaker 1Let me tell you why that's. Let me tell you why that's so crazy because when we shot the video for that song, we literally was riding around not doing shit, looking for places to go shoot a video. That's just don't bullshit. We roll past a park.
Speaker 2I didn't know.
Speaker 1I didn't know this part, so you tell me this is crazy how the universe works, because in that video there's literally a nigga skateboarding and I had no idea about this story until right now, until he's telling me this, that's a whole driving past math that's in. And it was a skate park. They just tore the shit down and build apartments. But there was a skate park right there and I'm like, nigga, you want to just go over here and we can do it right there, then I'm gonna be skating these niggas was cool with being in the video, so that's how that shit came about.
Speaker 1That's not a you telling me that that's how the song came about. It's just, it's crazy bro.
Speaker 2Yeah, so listen, we celebrating 50 years of hip-hop. You know um, hip-hop came a long way, obviously. 50 motherfucking years, a lot of years. That's five decades. Right now, that's 50 decades.
Speaker 1And, like I said last week, you've been around for all.
Speaker 2No, no, no. I said yeah, you got it and I'm saying it's the, it's the punch in all this shut up Brooklyn public school system.
Speaker 3Toxic content, shit I'm gonna show you, don't blame the mama, mama huh, I said five originally she didn't acknowledge that problem.
Speaker 2I said first at five Fuck y'all anyway. 50 years of hip-hop. Where do you? Because a lot. If you look at the landscape of hip-hop now, there's a lot of I'm gonna say a lot of trash music out, you know, and a lot of people are getting tired of the non content, right. So where do you feel you fit in right now and where do you fit in in the next two years?
Speaker 5So that's what I feel. I fit right at the top. You know, I, like I said I got my own sound. So when the right there here, this is definitely gonna be a flame set. I already said the flame is just getting started. So, um, I Feel like within the next two years, it's just gonna be, I'm gonna be on the rocket man. It's, I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 5You know, lyrically, if you really listen to what I'm saying, I mean I make sure that I take my time out to make sure that my, my lyrics make sense and you actually can get a vision with my shit. You feel what I'm saying. It ain't just me rapping or me singing like you're gonna actually be able to fill a story with that. You know what I mean. I'm like more of a storyteller than than just going to booth and make a song. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5Um, I know that's what people do and that's how people come up, but I'm not that type of artist, you know. I mean I'm a different type of artist that make sure that my shit is crafted the right way and I'm a sitting in studio with the producer all night, if I have to, to make sure that he has every sound and every key that I wanted to hit. You know what I mean. So I mean they might say that's a little bit over the top, but that's just the type that I am. You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to make sure that I hit every Everything that I need to. You know, I mean Training day experience, right, it's my second one.
Speaker 2All right, so this is the golden question that we asked for a training day, training night artist. How has how has your training day experience been for you thus far?
Speaker 5I love this shit. I really do I really do and I appreciate everybody. I I appreciate y'all, you know Sam for bringing me here. I Didn't even think I was gonna win some shit. I just came out to come and show my music.
Speaker 5Yeah, I'm saying like Like I said, it's more where that came from and I'm okay, I'm gonna continue to keep you. I'm saying showing to making sure that I can Give the, the fans, what they need. You know, I mean I'm gonna keep bringing people out. It's pretty people that need to hear this shit. You know it's greedy, fucking radical man. You already know that.
Speaker 3So my question for you is what's the furthest place you hope your music takes you one day?
Speaker 5That's a good question, good question for this place To success. I mean that's all I really want, you know. I mean Success. It looked like a organic fan base first off. It looked like it don't look like that, that plant-based. I mean that on fake.
Speaker 2Not even shout out to the vegans.
Speaker 5It's not shout out to the vegans my bad, not it. Don't look like it, don't look like something that's that is not. You know what I mean. Like I really want some something that's that's real. Like I really want my fans to be out there. I want to be able to call on my people and be like, you know, come out here and then all of it It'll be a hundred thousand people. Finally, you know what I'm saying. Like that, just pop out. That's successful to me. Everything, everything don't come with just money. You know what I'm saying is as far as, like in fame, you know I'm saying I just, I really just want to be able to take care of the fam, take care of the people around me. I Take care of my son, you know I got a five-year-old and that's really, that's really who. I'm trying to make sure that he you know I'm saying he's straight in the future.
Speaker 2So, other than that, success, look like the top to me my last question to you, man, is um, you know, because everybody have people that they look up to or people that, uh, that they look for advice, or gyms or just words of encouragement, right? So what has been one piece of advice or words of encouragement that stuck with you that you use to today? What is that one piece of advice or words of encouragement that has stuck with you?
Speaker 5I mean it's a couple, but the only one that I really know is just Never stop, keep going. You know, no matter, no matter how hard he get, is keep going, because you know, sometimes you got bumps in the road and I had a couple of. You know, you know, right now, like this is just the ball rolling for me again. You know me, and I had to stop a couple times. I had to stop a couple times like literally, and now I'm about to keep going. You know I had lost a few bros that did this shit with me. You know I'm saying, but I'm on my own right now. You know I got this nigga right here. You feel me? Other than that, it's just keep going. That's really it. That's all I really hear in my head. Just keep doing this shit, just keep going because it's gonna pay off. You know I'm saying, but other than that, it's a lot of shit that run through my head.
Speaker 2So stay motherfucking consistent.
Speaker 5Always consistency counts sir.
Speaker 3So my last question for you is gonna be if you could curate your own tour, with you being the headliner, who are three other artists, whether mainstream or independent, slash local that you would have to join you on tour.
Speaker 5Bring a boogie with me.
Speaker 4I'm Gonna fucking crowd out.
Speaker 5I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna bring cold too, cuz you know he gonna. He gonna make some legendary, for sure sir, oh, oh the third artist. It's a hard decision to make, but it's really not because you know we gonna bring Drake out anyway, cuz everybody go, everybody go, come for a drink concert. We can make sure them tickets 150 dollars and they go pay for the shit. Okay, any size he liked that, he gonna make sure that shit in a pig.
Speaker 2Yeah, man, but greedy man, I don't know where they could find your own social media platform, oh, social medias, man, you can look me up.
Speaker 5Greedy radical R A DI K AL. Greedy radical R A D I K A L. All platforms iTunes, spotify, google music All platforms man.
Speaker 2No, it is man, greedy radical. No vizier boys. See, I'm a claim.
Speaker 3You should go. Yeah, it's unscripted here, muhammad Ali.
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