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Duck Gate Antics, Fashion Scandals, and Spelling Surprises: A Roller-Coaster Episode
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Ever wondered how an 87-year-old could turn a murder trial on its head with a flock of rubber ducks? Meet Bob, the local hero of "Duck Gate," who brings humor to the courtroom with his quirky protest in support of a neighbor accused of a serious crime. While Bob's antics leave us in stitches, we also take a moment to celebrate the joys and occasional hiccups of personal life, addressing some hilarious pregnancy rumors and sharing the thrill of a friend's upcoming addition to our circle.
But that's not all! We dive into the murky waters of the fashion industry with a scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's former CEO, Mike Jeffries. Amidst playful banter about age and the peculiarities of calling one's mom "mommy," we tackle the serious allegations of sex trafficking and misuse of company resources. This episode promises a roller-coaster of emotions, combining lighthearted humor with thought-provoking commentary on corporate ethics.
Finally, get ready for some spelling misadventures and unexpected Cash App fun. Our playful exchange about spelling "prosecute" and a surprise Cash App notification keep the laughs coming. Reminiscing about our teaching days and puzzling over unexpected funds, this episode captures the spirit of camaraderie and spontaneous laughter, making you feel like part of our ever-expanding circle. Join us for a wild ride of stories, banter, and a strong sense of community support!
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Expansion and Celebration in Hoochie Circle
Speaker 1I'm gonna make my bed on the beat. Trap's hit on the beat, but y'all know I ain't no rapper though. Yeah, let's get it, Me and my gang we up yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's your girl Trap's here, it's Terrence Usker. Did I, didn't quit last week. Y'all know. Y'all thought I did.
Speaker 2She pregnant.
Speaker 1Oh, what happened? The first thing you say Wow.
Speaker 2That is the first thing you say How'd they get it out? How'd they get it out?
Speaker 1First of all, I am not pregnant. First of all, if I want people to know, I wouldn't let them know until I become over here with sweat, soaps on and everything you know what they say the last is always the first. I'm not pregnant. If I was pregnant, y'all don't know for real.
Speaker 2She pregnant.
Speaker 1No baby better.
Speaker 2She having twins.
Speaker 1I haven't they better. You know what I like, you know what I do. There's a thing they call see you ready. You know what they call it Swallowed.
Speaker 2Swallowed, Swallowed. You know there's a new shit now you got kids in your throat.
Speaker 1Raising in the day. Call it a daycare, call it a kiddie pool, call it what you want, but it ain't no baby in the hot tub. I am fucking weak cause I like that shit.
Speaker 2Oh my god oh my god, we need some hearts cause that. We need some love, cause that shit is dead as shit. Whatever the fuck y'all doing that red shit, keep doing it. Try the tiktok. We love tiktok yeah.
Speaker 1I drown kids. Look instagram fucking drown shit. I definitely drown kids you drown kids.
Speaker 2No, then there's a thing that, um, our president, fucking drown you shit, I definitely drown kids.
Speaker 1You drown kids. No, there's a thing that our president, our future president, kamala Harris, is fighting for. It's called birth control, and that is something that I use.
Speaker 2Shout out to Trump.
Speaker 1Most mainly it's called an IUD. It's like an armory, Like right at the coochie hole.
Speaker 2Let's go, trump.
Speaker 1Yeah, so just don't.
Speaker 2Trump got my vote. Don't do that shit on here, bro. I swear to God, don't do that shit on here. Listen, regardless of who the fuck y'all vote for, go vote. You know you want to vote for Trump. You want to vote for Kamala Harris? Yes, regardless, go vote.
Speaker 1y'all what's her name Kamala. Kamala Vote for Playboy Cardi.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Don, why do you keep killing his head off?
Speaker 3I thought Bernie Sanders was dead. He's not dead.
Speaker 1He's not dead, say Siri. I thought he died like three or two years ago. Bernie Sanders is not dead. Bernie Sanders is not dead. He's very much still like.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm sorry, Bernie, so I can vote for you again this year.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm going to go back and vote for you, bernie. I'm sorry, he's 83 years old 83.
Speaker 2Shout out to Bernie.
Speaker 1Sanders, he's not dead. There is no death date.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm sorry, bernie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Bernie. Yeah, I'm going to vote for you. You know what I'm saying when I re-vote.
Speaker 1That's crazy. I'm going to vote for Trump-Tice. Wow, anyway, how y'all been. I miss y'all. Yes, how y'all been. I feel like I ain't seen. I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2And because you had, you was going, you going through the baby sickness and you was out.
Speaker 1I'm not having baby sickness.
Speaker 2Well, not having. You had baby sickness.
Speaker 1Anywho, in all seriousness, followers people, I was literally in the hospital, though Pregnant.
Speaker 2Send some baby emojis. Tiktok, please, I was not pregnant. Send some baby emojis.
Speaker 1However, I had severe dehydration and my blood pressure Was like 160, over something I almost died. For real. You playing, you did. Yes, my blood pressure was like 160. Why your blood pressure so high? Because I'm ripping and running Without taking care of myself, so I need to stop, that's why you need to take care of yourself.
Speaker 2I think my blood pressure high too. I gotta go check.
Speaker 1But I had some great news. What?
Speaker 2You pregnant?
Speaker 1No, I'm not pregnant, but I don't know if y'all seen over the weekend the hoochies are expanding, yay they all pregnant? No, why would you say they all pregnant? Because you said they're expanding.
Speaker 3No, we are only expanding by one. Oh, who y'all getting so shout?
Speaker 1out to my baby, Alex. She's pregnant. I laughed so hard Because I told you I just said they was pregnant. Yeah, one of them is pregnant. You said all, all the hoochies are not pregnant.
Speaker 2They coming.
Speaker 1Whatever. Anyway, she's pregnant and we found out the gender on Saturday. What's?
Speaker 2the gender Boy, it's a girl.
Speaker 1More pussy. Goddamn Now with her daddy. Why would that be your response? Her daddy is like 6'8" 250. When he come up here and beat your ass, I'm not gonna say shit, I'm gonna step aside, I'm gonna shoot him in the leg. Hey yo.
Speaker 2Let him come after me.
Speaker 1Anywho, next Sunday, anywho, my sister circle. We're expanding, we're getting a baby and we're becoming aunties, so shout out to them congratulations yeah, shout out to them congratulations.
Speaker 2Let me give a round of applause for that. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Congratulations all the people who watch our show who come on. Y'all know the hoochies is usually a regular. They're usually in the crowd and stuff, but she has a bitch wait.
Speaker 2Which hoochie is it that she came here, the the light-skinned one? She thick as hell.
Speaker 1No, the other one Not Kim, so the other one I don't know the other one. The other one. That'd be like sit your ass down. You'd be sitting your ass down.
Speaker 2No, I don't do that, but who's that you do?
Speaker 1It's Alex.
Speaker 2Alex, you got to show me a picture. I'll show you a picture, alex, congratulations to you, alex.
Speaker 1You're bringing some more pussy into the world. Thank you, ayo. Why would that be your response? More pussy? Honestly, stop talking about my fucking niece like that stupid.
Speaker 2She's still in her belly. She ain't born yet.
Speaker 1Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2She's a fetus.
Speaker 1I've been giving out names though what conceived of a Don Julio. I don't know what we actually the tequila that we had that night was actually what was it that's actually that baby was conceived in Cancun.
Speaker 2Oh it's in Cancun by a Mexican, by a Mexican no, her boyfriend's black as hell oh, okay.
Speaker 1I mean not Josh, I'm sorry. He's not black as hell, but he's a full nigga. Okay, my bad. Love Josh and Alex, our brother and sister. But yes, we are Our family's expanding. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2Nah, but congratulations man. I said, you know Drink tea.
Speaker 1I told you y'all. You know I'm sad, though right, why One hoochie down?
Speaker 2Shit, only three left.
Speaker 1She ain't no hoochotie. See, it's time to. It's time to come up From the reserves.
Speaker 2Oh shit, they gonna get trapped. Yep Time to come up from the reserves. Camper's over there, fucking Hootie.
Speaker 1She was a Hootie with us. Yeah, she was an honorary Hootie. Yeah, I'm game to homecoming. Shout out North Carolina Central University. I'm going to homecoming. I'm going to show my ass. Oh, I'm going to show my asshole right there on the yard.
Speaker 2They're going to look at you and be pregnant. It's over for you.
Speaker 1Honestly, I ain't going to lie. It's over the right Q. Look at me and I'm pregnant. It's that oil. It's that oil and that chicken cause. You know a motherfucking purple and gold. Know how to fry some chicken and fish. Regular niggas can't do that we love you TikTok throw some cards see, look see they throwing gifts more gifts. More news y'all. We are officially monetized on TikTok. Yay hit the soundboard so y'all can follow us on TikTok.
Speaker 3Thank you, look, look, look, there's a gift. Look, thank you, thank you. More gifts, more gifts, thank you, we love you. See, see this shit going up, thank you, thank you. Look, look, all this shit's moving up there. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What the fuck that shit doing People?
Speaker 1sharing our video.
Speaker 2Yeah they sharing More shares. Thank you, you shared our video. Thank you, we love you. Thank you. What's that girl name? Kiki? What's her name? I don't know, I've been doing this shit. The MP what's? Her name Pinky, yeah Pinky.
Speaker 1I'm going to get like Pinky Shabby Birthdays. Say my name ho, oh shit, who, what the fuck? What'd you say? Say my name, ho See, she got that new shit on her head and she don't like it. She didn't like that. I ain't gonna lie, friend. You know I usually agree with you 99.9% of the time I didn't like that say my name ho shit, I didn't like that. See, you're right, you got that shit in your head. Now, you don't know, that shit seeped into her brain and shit.
Speaker 1She look good as fuck, but still she fucking today.
Speaker 2Look Look at you laughing.
Speaker 1She giggling, she laughing so soft and shit. Now Look at her. Look up, hey y'all, she's.
Speaker 2You, good friend, she tweaking Yo what's in that shit, Switch where you go. What the fuck is in that shit.
Speaker 1That's not even Switch. We tweaking Anyway Hot Topics with Trap Trap.
Speaker 2No, trap, trap, Trap, trap, trap.
Speaker 1All right, I'm going to start with birthdays. What birthday, Ryan Reynolds? He played Deadpool. He played Deadpool. Oh shit, happy birthday.
Speaker 2He played his foot. Oh, shout out to Viola Reynolds 48. 48. Shout out to Viola Reynolds White Don't.
Speaker 1Cry Miguel.
Speaker 2Miguel.
Speaker 1The singer oh the singer 39.
Speaker 239. Shout out to Miguel.
Speaker 1Every time niggas mention Miguel, I just keep thinking of him going across that crowd and hitting that woman in the neck Boy that they got sued for that shit.
Speaker 2He did.
Speaker 1You got to see that video. You got to see that video.
Speaker 2They definitely did. Was it intentionally or accident? It was an accident, but that shit was crazy.
Speaker 1She rolled out that concert with a neck brace on and everything she about to get paid. She did, she did, she got paid. This was years ago. This got paid. No, he jumped into the crowd. His dick first just slid.
Speaker 2Listen, y'all can't be doing this shit these days.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Kevin Dane stepped on somebody, yeah, he got paid too yeah.
Speaker 2I'll tell y'all what.
Speaker 1A celebrity, do some wild shit to me. I'm going to act like so broken. I swear to God.
Speaker 2Get paid, I'm going to get paid. What Young Dolph said get paid, I'm going to steal both that music though, but I'm going to get paid Diabetes.
Speaker 1What you saw it, it's not diabetes.
Speaker 2Huh, diabate, diabate. I thought his name was diabetes no.
Speaker 1See, go, please Go next. Speaking of basketball LeVar Bale no children LeVar birthday, happy birthday to the best TV dad ever the best, he is hilarious. See diabetes, that is Diabate, it don't even have no S on it.
Speaker 3y'all that's a diabetes. You niggas are fucking y'all Diabetes.
Speaker 1I hate y'all. I hate y'all so much. It's not diabetes. Okay, this next one is serious. So we got to be serious, but start laughing. It's crazy. No, they winning. No, but start laughing, it's crazy.
Speaker 2No, they winning.
Speaker 4No, they lost by one?
Speaker 1I think no, they still playing.
Speaker 3They up three now who?
Speaker 1Oh this live Speaking of a live, MLK the third, MLK Jr's son Is his birthday. He dead though, ain't he? No, he alive.
Speaker 2Oh, Dexter died.
Speaker 1Okay, happy birthday, mlk. The third. You better say some English to get us canceled, bro, and I swear to God, I just pressed the button.
Speaker 2I didn't say nothing this time. I just pressed the button and since then, we gotta be serious. One more time.
Speaker 1You know what that's crazy? It's not MLK, like the first or the second, it's the third.
Speaker 2So it's like that's crazy Three MLKs.
Speaker 1And then the last one is DJ Khaled's little son Asad.
Speaker 4Oh, happy birthday Asad.
Speaker 1Asad probably like 15, 98. 15 is crazy, asad like 15. 15 is crazy, assad like 15. 15 is crazy. All right, that was all the birthdays. That was some boring birthdays today. Yeah, I mean, news was boring this week. Yeah, news was boring this week.
Speaker 2I will say Ain't nothing happened, but I ain't gonna say nothing. Get my mind set.
Speaker 1Just say it, what you wanna say, what you finna say, you finna say Carry on.
Speaker 2What the fuck you mentioning Assad? For why? Why? Because he's like a celebrity. He ain't famous.
Speaker 3When.
Speaker 1Assad was born. He was very famous.
Speaker 3He was. He was a baby, he's just an Arabian kid.
Speaker 1That's it. They're not Arabian. What's their nationality?
Speaker 2He's Palestinian? Well, he's just a Palestinian kid with money. Why are you mentioning him for?
Speaker 1Because he got money there's a whole bunch of kids that got money. If you have money, we'll mention you too. How about that? Clock that T? Yeah, clock that shit.
Speaker 2I got money, hey look.
Speaker 1Terrence. Clock that, t Clock that shit Pitchy.
Speaker 2What the fuck is that that?
Speaker 1switches pictures, Clock that. Whatever the fuck y' TikTok. What is that TikTok? That's Swish's Pinterest.
Speaker 2Clock that, clock that. Whatever the fuck y'all doing there, keep doing that, keep making them shits, go Talking shit about a baby.
Speaker 1Whatever y'all doing TikTok, I ain't never seen nobody beef with a damn baby.
Speaker 2Cut that shit off no. Because, I mean, instagram is trash, now we on TikTok.
Speaker 1No, it ain't. Look at that shit over there. So we finna negate, we finna negate. Y'all see that word. It's zero. We finna negate one app for another. It's crazy. Huh, we finna negate one app for another. It's crazy.
Speaker 2Negate.
Speaker 1What's that? A Okay.
Speaker 2What are we negating? Hold on. What are we negating? We're going to do?
Speaker 1the spelling bee later. Don't worry about it. What are we negating? You say negate. What are we negating?
Speaker 3What are we?
Duck Gate
Speaker 1negating. You're so ignorant, huh, people want to say that fucking word.
Speaker 2All right, none of your topics man Topic.
Speaker 1She says you only got one. Okay, only one topic news was slow this week, like it was boring. Like it was so boring I almost gave y'all a story about a man that is getting that got arrested for passing out rubber duckies in a murder case now why? Why would he? Why would they do that? Because that's interesting. He thinks that this is not my topic, but I gotta tell you about it. So this guy thinks that. Okay. This lady named karen re Reed is accused of killing her husband in January of 2022.
Speaker 1No, they said that she ran over him with her car and left his body in the snow, like to bleed out and die.
Speaker 4Okay. Okay, I got to hear both sides first, but go ahead.
Speaker 1She alleges that she was set up and somebody in the house actually killed him and dragged his body out to the crime scene and when she got there he was already dead. And the reason that they trying to cover it up is because the people that was in the house is part of the police department in the town where the crime was committed, so they were covering her up. What did the dead body do to her to piss her off like that? The dead body is her ex-husband. He did something to piss her off. I gotta hear both sides, okay, so what a rubber ducky coming in I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 1So this guy, who is, no, not related to either sides of this case the deceased or the defendant, neither one is a random ass, nigga. This is just a random guy that lives like two blocks over from this lady and thinks she's the sweetest lady and she never could have did it. He built this whole website of like free, caring reedads. She never could have did it. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, so they arrested Him because essentially what he was Doing the first time and they let Him off was that he would go and he would take Like fake hundred dollar bills and he would leave them like different places On the street. So like tackle the wall.
Speaker 1And then when people open them on the back To like see if it's real, it would be like, oh, go to free care, freecom. Oh, that'll piss me off I'll get on that website too.
Speaker 1So I forgot what the charges. It was like a bullshit ass misdemeanor charge. He got for that. Okay, so they let him go on the warning because you know he's like the guy's, like 87 years old, let me know he won't care he's. He's about getting Karen out. So what he started to do was at the beginning of the case, like in the prosecution's opening statements. They said something of the extent about if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
Speaker 1Oh, he funny so what he did was he started taking rubber ducks and putting them all over everywhere, like, even like the da's office, like even the barbershop bars were like police would go at night, like even the people in the house were like out.
Speaker 1Okay, the guy died in the street, but the house in front of where he died he was leaving rubber ducks around it and he was like he called it, um, the duck gate. It's been called the duck gate. I think it's like in b gate it's being called the duck gate. I think it's like in boston it's being called the duck gate case.
Speaker 1Don't forget these ducks from I mean order them off amazon, and he was like you get like a big old box of rubber duckies for like 100, for like 10 dollars. Yeah, they really don't ask you why. I know that. But he was like literally putting them everywhere, but what he was doing was in addition to putting them on there, he was like throwing them through people's, like business windows, like to get to try to throw them through the window.
Speaker 2Try to intimidate people listen okay, okay, to try to get it was attached to a brick obviously because I'm
Speaker 1about to say it's still the duck like so he was doing it.
Speaker 2He was trying to get to the window listen shut up.
Speaker 1He was trying to intimidate witnesses to either not testify if they had bad things to say about karen or to tooth like to testify if they said good things. But once again, the rumor in the town is this this crime was really committed by the police and they're covering it up. Nobody in this town is gonna go on record and say what they know, because she really didn't do it. We don't know.
Speaker 2Cameron did that shit. No, they saying the police covered that shit up.
Speaker 1That's not about right though. So this guy, his name is Bob. He's 87 years old. Shout out to you, Bob.
Speaker 2He said he goes around with these ducks and he calls it the duckery fuckery and that's what he turned.
Speaker 1The duckery fuckery All the evidence that the prosecution has against the defendant. Every time I see y'all do some dumb shit, you duckery fuckery, it's actually. It was a stupid ass story, but it was lucky that you listened to it.
Scandal in the Fashion Industry
Speaker 2Yeah, but that's not even my type you would've got it if you Cut this shit out. That shit was fucking stupid as fuck. No, we're not cutting this shit out. This is real life, so you made me wait for my home. Nobody give a fuck about that shit. Yeah, you asked her for the fucking story. Who gives a fuck about an 87-year-old nigga throwing ducks through niggas' mouths? You old patchy ass ornery ass, old ass, nigga who the fuck gives a fuck about that? Nobody gives a, cares about that? Nobody cares about that.
Speaker 1We care about it. You ask, you're the one that asks for it. If you ask you sour seed, stop asking for shit you don't want, can't afford. How about that?
Speaker 2Go ahead, keep talking.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Don't turn me down, mother. Huh, what'd you say? That's the only thing you can do.
Speaker 1I can't hear you, nigga.
Speaker 2That's your source of power. They just see your mouth. She said I'm pregnant and I want more babies in my throat. That's what she just said. Say it again. That's what she just said, say it again Go ahead, say it again Say it again oh no, keep the watch on.
Speaker 1It'll keep track of how many punches you throw. Oh yeah, give me this shit, I'll take it Back. Your ass up for me. Went to my segment.
Speaker 2Nobody can't hear you.
Speaker 1Ooh she said, we got shots tonight too she said I want to get more in my mouth.
Speaker 2That's what she just said. Whoa, that's what she just said. Where?
Speaker 1are you getting this from that's?
Speaker 2what she just said.
Speaker 1That's what she just defend yourself. Go ahead. I can't wait to nope cut it off again. That's it. You got another one. No, that wasn't even my topic.
Speaker 2I got the power power go ahead talk talk, go ahead, talk, say something, say something all right, well, we gotta chat.
Speaker 1I'm gonna beat your ass about that. Do your topic for this old ornery ass nigga she typing some freaky shit over there. I said very and I'm calling you an old ass, nigga, but you childish niggas be 67 and still be doing shit like this.
Speaker 2Yo, that's crazy, because it was some shit I was watching today 68. He is 68.
Speaker 1I said 67. You, you, old as hell.
Speaker 2I look good for 68.
Speaker 1ARP. You know, you can search up if people get ARP or not. I got ARP.
Speaker 2You do you old as fuck. My mom's gave it to me, mm-hmm. Thank you, mommy, love you, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1You're in. A 67-year-old man say mommy, just to say mommy.
Speaker 2You don't say mommy, y'all don't say mommy.
Speaker 1We're not 67, though we're not 67.
Speaker 2No, do y'all say mommy, yeah, but we're, yes, but we're, we're also not, it doesn't matter. The thing was do y'all say mommy, all right, it don't matter?
Speaker 1how old you are. You say mommy right, 67 years old, grow up.
Speaker 2Love you, mommy.
Speaker 1Sid, what's your next topic? Because I want to hear it.
Speaker 2Cut your mic off, so you know how like Say something again.
Speaker 1Every topic. Can we just start keeping it peace?
Speaker 2Don't touch the fucking shit. Go go ahead. I'm on strike. I'll cut your mic off too. So this is the CEO McClain show and this is going to sit here and shadow talk.
Speaker 1So on Hot Topics yeah, you got us fucked up. Go ahead, t-daddy. I quit this podcast. It's alright, I still got my voice. She said she gonna quit this podcast. It's all right, I still got my voice. Thank you, tell them you're going to quit the podcast. She said she's going to quit the podcast.
Speaker 2She said she wants some dick and fuck CEO.
Speaker 1And fuck.
Speaker 2CEO. She said she wants some dick and CEO said he wants some and CEO said he wants some Pussy.
Speaker 4Dick Ain't going to catch me, nigga.
Speaker 1Go and start so she can do her topic. Shut up, come on, cause it's good and it's not even about Diddy, okay it's about Diddy.
Speaker 2No, it's not about Diddy. Okay.
Speaker 1So, you know, how Cat Williams said.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 1A lot of shit about to happen this year, right.
Speaker 2A lot of shit already happened.
Speaker 1And we thought it only meant For the black people in the hip-hop community.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 1It goes way bigger than that. So this week the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO, Mike Jeffries, was arrested and indicted on sex trafficking and interstate prostitution, Dealing with the years 2008 to 2015.
Speaker 2He was at a dealer parties.
Speaker 1Right? Well, maybe, but interesting details. So he was not arrested and indicted alone. He was arrested and indicted with two other people, one whose name was matthew smith and another whose name was james jacobson is so generic, so listen. So Matt Matthew Smith is this CEO's boyfriend, the Amicron bitch nigga.
Speaker 3Amicron bitch nigga yes.
Speaker 2His boyfriend he's gay.
Speaker 1This other guy, james Jacobson, is what they would call like the go-to person, and they go to us like they the ones that go get the male models. So what they were doing is they would go get the male models, and this indictment alleges that Matthew Smith, james Jacobson and Mike Jeffries conspired to run a sex trafficking ring using their employees, the security resources.
Speaker 3And hold on, cause I don't want to, y'all know't want to y'all like a page out of who book the diddy book right, so that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1So they use um. I know I wrote it down, that you know crazy. I believe it, though, because y'all remember, back in the day, amber crombie used to have their employees sitting outside the store with no shirt on.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was some wild crazy shit. One to one. Right that shit crazy.
Speaker 1So, get this.
Speaker 1So this guy, james Jacobson, is the guy that would do the talent search for these male models. Oh, he was the one that was getting these male models that you see standing with their shirts off in front of these stores, right, okay? This indictment alleges that this man would like put out ads for models, have them come and basically do auditions, and sometimes he would make the men sleep with him first, before he would even let them go on to the next stage of this modeling search. But here's the gig. There was no modeling search. But here's the gig. There was no modeling search.
Speaker 1What he was really doing was scouting out homosexual men that were looking to advance their modeling or career opportunities within abercrombie and fitch's company. Instead, they were getting scouted by this man to give to mike jeffries and matthew smith for them to have sex and use as play toys. And how we said, this sounds like a page out of Diddy's books. Let me read you this, cause this sounds exactly like Diddy. They got baby, so they had drug field sex events where victims were giving poppers which I know muscle relaxers.
Speaker 1Yeah, muscle relaxers, cause you got to relax the booty Alcohol, viagra, condoms, sex toys and other objects to engage in sexual activity with. So they was also having these freak-offs.
Speaker 2What the fuck is going on in this world B? I don't want to hear about none of these fucking rich people problems.
Speaker 1Y'all are some freaky-ass people. Ain't that much freaky in the damn world, boy, I swear to God.
Speaker 2This shit. Listen when we get money. I don't want to hear nothing about y'all motherfuckers.
Speaker 1Why would you automatically sue us? Nigga? It's going to be your ass. Because why would I buy dick?
Speaker 2We don't need to buy dick.
Speaker 1So let's be clear we're going to have to worry about your ass. You'll be a quick for a little QB. You are a quick fucking. They're going to see you a trick. They're going to call you a trick so quick.
Speaker 2I'm going to be at home. I'm going to be at home with my lady.
Speaker 1Nigga, it's 2024.
Speaker 3It's 2024 home Nigga it's 2024.
Speaker 1That's what I'm doing. It's 2024. Niggas be tricking at home. Huh, niggas be tricking at home online. It's 2024. Now they don't got to go on the street and trick no more. You can be at home and doing that shit. Now, okay, tricking on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2Trick.
Speaker 1Now it's some nasty Diddy's in there he's in there telling on everybody.
Speaker 2He's like y'all gonna get me get this nigga from Eric Carly and Phish, but did you call it in all?
Speaker 1seriousness and I'm gonna Swish gonna clip this. Let's replay this right now.
Speaker 2Swish ain't gonna do that shit. He might. We're gonna replay this every week. He don't never put in a clip, you know what? I'm giving him 10 bits of here.
Speaker 1Honestly, though, remember when we first brought up this Diddy shit I said I said you know, niggas thought that the music industry was going to be the one that really goes down. It's not the music industry, diddy and artists and rappers of that caliber, of that shit like that, they fuck with them businessmen. So it was like a whole like 20, 40, 20 or 40 businessmen that all of a sudden, when that first shit came out about, diddy resigned and it was CEOs of, like, clothing companies, tech companies and shit Watch. I'm trying to tell y'all.
Speaker 2Why do you think?
Speaker 1they're resigning. I'm trying to tell y'all why they resigned. They scared their names gonna get pulled out. And look, this is the first one Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 2Hey, shout out to Braun and Brawny that's epic, epic. He got his son. Yeah, they get around the post a lot. Yeah, man, he's going to give a lot of heat, but yo man, greatest dad ever. Yeah, that's some great dad shit Like this. Nigga got his son to the NBA. Did you hear the wire?
Speaker 1They were mic'd up. He was talking to him.
Speaker 4Uh-huh he was fired.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was fired. I that's crazy man Shout out to LeBron, Even though I don't fuck with LeBron, but shout out to LeBron.
Speaker 1But damn, that's crazy about the Abercrombie man. See, y'all Watch A lot of y'all favorite businesses. They finna go up under. They're going down. I didn't even know it's still Abercrombie and Fitch stores, I think. Mm-hmm, I mean that shit. People still buy jeans from them, though. They're just popular jeans. I was about to say they jeans is pretty fire.
Speaker 2They're popular jeans. It was popular back in like the early 2000s.
Speaker 1What's not popular for us, and I say us black folks anymore. White people still buy that shit by the polo.
Speaker 2Yeah, they probably do, just like polo, yeah, polo.
Speaker 1Yeah, we don't think polo cool anymore, which is straight. Have y'all seen yes, there is still a Hollister. Those jeans are fire. The polo shit have y'all ever laid on the polo sheets and covers Y'all? That shit is so fucking fire, it's like a hotel collection.
Speaker 3No, for real yes.
Speaker 1Who you know got polo sheets. I know somebody with polo sheets.
Speaker 2That's how she got pregnant. No, that's not how I got pregnant, so how you got pregnant. I got pregnant.
Speaker 1So how you got pregnant? I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2You said that's not how you got pregnant, so how you got pregnant?
Speaker 1Shut up, shut up, shut up, got you.
Speaker 3You see how I got you you would make a horrible lawyer Because he's stupid.
Speaker 2I would make a great lawyer.
Speaker 1You would not make a great lawyer. What do you?
Speaker 2mean I would be a, I'd probably be a prosecutor. Yeah, I'd be a prosecution.
Speaker 1Honestly, you'd probably be racist as fuck too.
Speaker 2I would love to be a criminal defense lawyer.
Speaker 1You'd be racist as fuck. Nigga, let me smell your hand. They gonna call Uncle Tom Locked up.
Speaker 2They gonna Uncle Tom you Go to jail, nigga you would definitely be, uncle Tom.
Speaker 1You would be held in contempt so many times you think so play dirty. You would try to bribe him, you'd wear three-piece suits. I'll be the method man. I know he'll be wearing three-piece suits soon.
Speaker 2Shoddy ass shoes.
Speaker 1He might upgrade to a five-piece with a nice little bracelet A bracelet.
Speaker 2Don't forget the bow tie.
Speaker 1You can't wear, why would you wear a bow tie to court?
Speaker 2Because I'm going to be a different prosecuting lawyer.
Speaker 1You an Uncle Tom ass nigga. That's why.
Speaker 2They see a spell prosecute. P-r-o-c-ute.
Speaker 1Wow, the child left behind, I guess. All right, what's your topic?
Speaker 2Yeah, what's your topic, bro? I don't do topics, that's you? That's that New York public school. Okay, what's your scenario? Ps 11. Are you done? Ps.
Speaker 1PS184 PS190.
Speaker 2PS113. Shout out to public schools out there. Shout out to my New York public school.
Speaker 1Don't shout them out, you can't spell prosecute, spell prosecute. I don't have to do that. I was an English teacher, you were not.
Speaker 2I'm not spelling it, so spell it. You were an English teacher, so teach me, nigga, how to spell prosecute.
Speaker 1It's too late for that. No child left behind in Georgia. Bush left your ass behind.
Speaker 2You can't spell prosecute. It's too late for that. No child left behind in Georgia.
Speaker 1Bush left your ass behind. She can't spell prosecute either. I sure can, but I feel confident saying that I can, because I was an English teacher. Spell it, what would you do?
Speaker 2Spell what.
Speaker 1What would you do? Stop pissing me off. Spell it. No, grow up, she can't spell it.
Speaker 3This is a childish ass episode. Yeah, the Hornets did one Childish ass episode.
Speaker 2Yeah, the Hornets did one. The Hornets did one. Shout out to the Golden State Hornets, golden State Hornets.
Speaker 1They're talking about them all, the group.
Speaker 2Uh huh, shout out to them. Alright, what would you do? So, mama, what would you do? Are always Either accounts that, uh, from me, or accounts from somebody else. So this account Just recently happened to me, it's from me. This recently happened to me two days ago.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So what'd you do?
Speaker 1Two days being Monday.
Speaker 2Yeah, today's Wednesday, right yeah.
Speaker 1Monday.
Speaker 2Actually, yeah, yeah, monday. So what'd you do? What'd you do? You're just chilling, casually chilling, and you know what's that? We need that famous cash app sound. We need that sound. Make the sound, alright, hold on on. So what you do? You're chilling, casley, chilling, minding your business, and you get the cash app sound. You're like okay. So normally you know cash apps come Because it was during Training day, so I'm thinking it's a cash app Initially for somebody Want to sign up or something. So what you do If you get a cash app and the cash app initially for somebody who wanted to sign up or something? So what you do if you get a cash app and the cash app is $150 and the person DMs you and says, hey, I sent you the money by mistake. That money was for an abortion. What would you do? Would you send it back, back, or would you?
Speaker 1keep the money. Um, I would tell them to name that baby after me, because that money's not coming back. Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna think you lying, because I know they cost more than yeah. Abortion definitely cost more than 150 financial assistance. They're not gonna charge you nothing, so those are your options. So if you're telling me bro, that's for free yep keep it in.
Speaker 3If you're crying, tell them you got five kids already.
Speaker 2Was this a male or a female?
Speaker 1huh, was this a male or a female?
Speaker 2money green.
Speaker 1Here's my was it a male or a female? Huh, I just want to know was it a male or a female.
Speaker 2I'm it was a picture of two people.
Speaker 3Male and female.
Speaker 1Oh goddamn Audience. What do you have to say?
Speaker 2What would you do?
Speaker 4What would you do if you sent me home?
Speaker 2I would get the money back. Oh, this nigga, Because listen you, good Samaritan ass, nigga I am Because I would want somebody to give me my money back. I don't care about the reason.
Speaker 1What if they don't give you your money back? Now you just out of $200. It happened to me before and they gave me my money back. They stupid as hell too.
Speaker 2I don't care about the abortion part.
Speaker 1They could have kept that Try to make you feel guilty, I'm going to just give it back man, you got a good heart, or whatever.
Speaker 3I'm going to just give it back, man.
Speaker 1Okay, you got a good heart, or whatever I ain't giving back shit.
Speaker 4Thank you. Okay, that's my brother, okay, you damn laid there, did it?
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, you laid there and made that bed a lie in it. Let me give you another 150. Yeah, I'll give 20 cent back. What the processing fee?
Speaker 4Yep, I would give it back too. Oh, then I'll block them after that.
Speaker 1After you give it back. After you give it back, why would you block them? Why? Because they're going to do that dumb shit again.
Speaker 4I don't want to talk, no more.
Speaker 1Leave me alone. Oh y'all, some good-hearted ass niggas in this pissing me off.
Speaker 2I was getting mad because they want to do the right thing. Right. I'm pissed, Right, yeah, right, right. You're doing it right there.
Speaker 4I'm sending back $350.
Speaker 2I'm gone.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, $150 is where you draw the line. Huh, I'm not sending back $25. I just want y'all to know that I'm not sending back $25.
Speaker 4It ain't got nothing to do with me, so if it come to my account, it's mine. Thank, you. However public assistance will help you. Thank you so 150 will cover that, so she might have been okay, she might have been telling the truth, but if it's mine, it's in my account.
Speaker 1I'm finna go buy a bunch of shots.
Speaker 2She can show me the paper and be like.
Speaker 1I promise you. Yeah, go get the abortion first, then I might send it back.
Speaker 2I'm going to act like I didn't see the message for like two days. I ain't going to open it. I'm going to flip the 150. I'm going to make it to flip it to like 300 or 400. Then I'm going to give him another 150 back. Oh okay, I ain't going to text him back.
Speaker 1I'm going to just send him some of it. I'm getting right on FanDuel. I'm getting right to. Fanduel.
Speaker 2Polo, what you going to do? Lo, Somebody cash out your $150, but then send you a message that says it's for an abortion. They short.
Speaker 1Thank you Polo.
Speaker 3They short.
Speaker 1Me and Polo going to dinner after that $150.
Speaker 2You already know.
Speaker 1Okay, I know, polo, yeah, polo, yeah, polo sound like Barry White over here yeah. That Bobby over here cheesing yeah, we going to dinner, so what you do, oh.
Speaker 2I didn't say that shit back. I love you so fuck that. So I got the cash. I was like. So I'm like, what the fuck is this? I'm like, and there's like two white people so, and there's like two white people, so I'm thinking it's for something that's reparations.
Speaker 1They were white. They were white. You should have led with that.
Speaker 2You should have led with that everybody's decision changed now, no, no, cause that's right. That's why I didn't want to leave with that. Just keep it too late. You already said'm not giving it back Too late. You already said you're giving it back Too late, too late. I mean it, it's a white girl. Give it back, give it back. You don't know, it could be just a picture, you know, just cash it. But it was a white boy and a white lady. Yeah, white boy, white lady. So I gave it a couple. I gave it a few. I was like okay, nobody hit me up, so you know, I kept it. Then they hit me up on Instagram. It was like hey, my mother sent you some money. It was for an abortion. Can you please send it back?
Speaker 1Right, that was it. So the person who hit you up on Instagram Do you know these people? I don't know them from a whole lot more, so how'd she find your Instagram? How'd she find your?
Speaker 2Instagram? That's a good fucking question, because I'm like they send it. Yeah, they did, they sure did.
Speaker 1Nah, I'm sure, so it's sent to your personal one, or the training day one, the training day one.
Speaker 2How did they find you? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1I ain't going to lie, but if there's people you don't know and they white, I wouldn't send that shit back to you either. Huh, no, no, no, I ain't do that.
Speaker 2You know what I would do.
Speaker 1I would have liked the message. I would have said it hard and liked that shit.
Speaker 4Hey now.
Speaker 1You got that girl stressing out. That's not funny. You got that girl stressing out. She's stressing out. Down some steps right now, for real.
Speaker 2I'm sorry. I took that as a blessing from the Lord. Gave me $150.
Speaker 1The feed is deletious. Thank you, it's still in there. What's y'all do with it?
Speaker 3That's a good question what's y'all do with?
Speaker 1it, put it in the pot, fuck that.
Speaker 2That's free money. I don't know. It's in the cash app.
Speaker 1It's bad karma, so you got to change that into something good. I don't know what I'm going to do with it. You know what Take baby girl out for ice cream and dinner today. How about that Father daughter date? That might be Might.
Speaker 2That's crazy. Terrible father date. What would you do if somebody sent you a cash app? Would you give it back or would you keep it?
Speaker 1Hell. No, they might name that baby after us. You are a child, why would you throw the cup? Shit the drink they might name that baby after you, that baby gonna be CEO. That baby name gonna be Trinidad, because they sent it to the Trinidad cashmere. He drunk that liquor. It was a lot of liquor there. Nah, bro Is it my turn.
Speaker 2Yes, I ain't. It wasn't a lot of liquor there nah bro, alright, sober as hope.
Speaker 1Is it my turn? Yes, it's your turn so I've been contemplating cocktails with tea. Who's that?
Speaker 2cuzzo. Somebody said cuzzo, that's you that's my cousin, hi cuzzo.
Speaker 1Hey cousin, hey cousin. My homegirl said sit monies. No, take backs. Okay, no, take backs, take seats. She said, who motherfucking jumped into a crowd? I'm like Miguel, yeah, he jumped into a crowd. So I contemplated on my car right here if I really wanted to bring back shots of tea, because we know, last time I did shots of tea it got really dangerous. We got threatened from like, gastonia Rock Hill, I'm ready Loaded. We got threatened from a nigga in the shipping container. It's crazy. That was crazy. Yeah, that was raw.
Speaker 2You know he still got.
Speaker 3He dragged us for weeks. He dragged us for weeks.
Speaker 1He made highlights on his page. It's probably still there. I got to go look at that shit. It's even still there.
Speaker 2Fucking bum ass rapper.
Speaker 1Last time I threatened we got threatened Like it's crazy, but I texted y'all yesterday, right, yep? And I am a woman, I did, I'm a woman, scorned, oh shit. So I'm going to have to recap this. Y'all remember, I told y'all that story a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2right yeah, that's what you do, Shit.
Speaker 1Fuck that shit. And I told y'all a story a few weeks ago about how I was giving a chance to a nigga who pissed in my bed, right, I know he didn't fuck up. I know you fucking lying Okay.
Speaker 2For the people who don't know a nigga peed in her bed.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me recap For people who don't know a nigga peed in my bed because he was drunk as fuck and can't control his liquor. He peed in my bed, right, I was trying to be like you know what Niggas get drunk. Maybe this happens. I don't know. I'm not a nigga. Get the fuck straight. It's disgusting. So same nigga, right, I traveled to Durham, went to Durham, got a hotel room.
Speaker 1We had a great weekend. I met all his family and shit. I said, oh, this might be matching PJs. You know, still in the back of my head calling this nigga PP McPeaster. You know what I'm saying. Every time I get in the bed I'm scooting to the edge and I'm scared of drowning, you know. So went to Durham a couple weeks ago. I came back home. Y'all y'all this nigga say not you got the message. This nigga tell me, tell me something. Damn, I got to go to the doctor. I was like go to the doctor, why, why, you got to go to the doctor. He tell me something my eye infected. I said your eye infected, what they say. Y'all the man say I don't't know, but I feel like I know what happened. I say what I was eating your kitty cat from the back. He trying to say you farted in his eye bitch.
Speaker 2First of all first of all, let me tell y'all you're not doing this, I gotta I gotta, I, gotta, I gotta y'all which
Speaker 1is weak, which is weak as fuck. Is he the water bro? Yes, y'all. Let me tell y'all. First of all, my first thought was I laughed Because I said this nigga had the audacity Right. He calling you 40 McForty for it. You call him P McP, and y'all? He not only did that. I'm not done, I'm not done. There's more, there's more. He not only did that, he posted that shit on Twitter, bro. Did he tag you? No, nobody said. He just said I'm not even counting from the back. No more. He's trying to say she farted in his eye.
Speaker 2Yo Bro. Okay, we gotta dive deeper into this story, Alright so Hold on, okay, we got to dive deeper into this story All right, so Hold on, bro.
Speaker 1This story is crazy. Right, we got to dive deeper.
Speaker 3Every time when.
Speaker 2I told my friends this story, y'all when I told them this shit.
Speaker 1they was like everybody's first reaction was like bro, why are you playing this? Niggas thought I was trying to prep a story for CEOs. What would you do? That's how bad it is. I was like no, this is a real life occurrence, okay.
Speaker 3Back up back up.
Speaker 2Okay, take, take, take. Take us to the night of question, okay.
Speaker 1This was actually during the daytime.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, take us to the day of questions.
Speaker 1So again, I told y'all I went up to Durham that weekend.
Speaker 2Uh-huh Got a room and shit Got a room Okay.
Speaker 1First of all, that was fornicating. It was fornicating. Tell it, tell it Okay.
Speaker 2And he was doing from the back.
Speaker 1Okay, and what happened? What the fuck happened? So then that Monday I was already home and shit that was it. We fornicated, that was it we not going into the gory details yeah, we not going into gory details cause my uncle still my uncle still watch this shit. So we not going into details, okay.
Speaker 2Cause the nigga because the nigga that say his mouth, his nose. So she got it to you.
Speaker 1The nigga said his eye which eye?
Speaker 2The left or the right eye, the left eye, the left eye, the left eye? So the nigga had his nigga like this in the booty hole and the eye.
Speaker 1He was leaning on his side when he did. He was being lazy in the little slide. He was not, he was not. So you know again, I'm not a nigga, right? So I don't know how niggas eat pussy, I don't know how that works. I just know that you don't put your eyes in it, right, right, hopefully you don't. What Eyes Like you was just like. That's a whole mouth and nose. That we done passed him to eye level. You mean the eye.
Speaker 2Bro, what's going on here, oh?
Speaker 1shit. So okay, so that happened right. So come home, his eye, his eye is infected with whatever.
Speaker 2What is it? Wait, he got pink eye. What is his eye infected?
Speaker 1with. He got pink eye. What is his eye effect? He got pink eye. Well, listen, the first thought was the first thought was not that, oh, my contact's infected, because this nigga pulled out a contact box that said 2022. Yes, not that my contact's infected. Yo, first thought is that I did it to you. When I tell you I cut that man off so quick and they come to find out, as the doctors finally did their testing, guess what caused his damn eye? Them contact lenses, them contact lenses and them sheets he was laying on.
Speaker 4Was it polo sheets? Was it polo sheets?
Speaker 1No, no no, it was not polo sheets. We were at a hotel, but you know some hotels use different. Like washing detergents my skin breaks out sometimes depending on the hotel. But them contacts and them damn hotel sheets broke his fucking eye out. But your first thought was me.
Speaker 2You nasty Tyra.
Speaker 1Clearly I just so. With that being said, I have learned my lesson by dating dreadheads. Wait, is this the Jamaican nigga? No, not Jamaican nigga. That man is sacred. Not that man, he's sacred. That man has never did me like that. Not dating dreadheads. I'm not dating niggas past the Raleigh state line. That nigga's from Oxford, north Carolina, country, ass nigga. I'm not dating niggas past the Raleigh state line. That nigga's from Oxford, north Carolina, country, ass nigga. I'm not dating niggas that cannot get above eighth grade education Clearly Not dating them, niggas. And you know what? I'm off of black men. I'm off black men. I'm off black men, fuck it, I'm gonna get me a white man. You off him, I'm going to give me a white man.
Speaker 1You want his number. No, you want his number. Listen, matter of fact, you know what's crazy. This was like three days in between. He reached out to me three days later Now who asked you to have your eyes in and got your eye fucked up like that. You done. Had a couple girls in trouble in there to see what was going on?
Speaker 4What?
Speaker 1the actual fuck. Nah, not good for that. I just know that I hate. I'm not dating ever again. Dating is terrible. Dating is trash. It's trash. Why do you date? Why do we date when there's people like this in the dating pool?
Speaker 2bruh. Wait, hold on, bruh bruh, something ain't adding up here. Let's go back. I'm trying to tell ya, I, I, I will pull up the screenshots so the nigga said his eye got fucked up cause he was munching from the back.
Speaker 1Yes, he said, and you know he said, he said it's a common thing, he said it was common, it's a common thing. Wait so, this commonly I have never heard that before this commonly happens to him or no, he said it happens to men. No, he said it happens to men. Does his eye get fucked up, eating it from the back? I have never heard this before, yo.
Speaker 3What, huh? What'd he say? What'd this nigga say? What'd he?
Speaker 1say Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What'd he say? You get your ass assed. No, no, no. You said something about you. Don't put it on me now, my brother, you get your ass saved. We know a nigga like that. We know a nigga that get his ass saved. Oh yeah, we know a nigga that. Get his ass saved.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that nigga crazy.
Speaker 1I better get me a white man Fuck it.
Speaker 2Oh my God, Listen, I hate this shit.
Speaker 1What they saying. My sister say stop lying about a white man. She also said not too much on people with locks, fuck them. My cousin said wow, Cousin, stop All right so moral of the story. Moral of the story is we not dating niggas with locks? We not dating niggas? That's from past the Raleigh State line.
Speaker 2Does he wear glasses?
Speaker 1Yes, because of them damn contacts. He wear contacts from 2023.
Speaker 2That's why he got them damn glasses on. Wait, you said he tweeted it. Let me see the tweet. I had to get off the live to show you the screenshot, ain't nobody on there, anyway it is.
Speaker 1There's three people on there. I'll show you the screenshot. I have the screenshots. I'll show the weed off my cousin, my cousin. Yes, this is my dating experience.
Speaker 2I just Can I see it? Can I see it right quick? I just want to see it Move.
Speaker 1I want to see it. Let me finish my segment because I don't do that shit to you during yours. You can do yourself. I just want to see it live. That's it Move. No.
Speaker 2I'm going to put it's only More of the story is we're not dating anymore, ladies, you don't need it, she said. Serena and Eve Look happy with their white men.
Speaker 1Serena and Eve Look happy with their white men.
Speaker 2See.
Speaker 1Eve rich as fuck too. Serena is too Shit.
Speaker 2She sure is. But Serena wanna be white, though, she don't, wanna be black, no more. Here you go, see you finna, get into A whole nother subject. Nevermind, she don't, she don't want to be black, no more. Just like Michael Jordan, they do.
Speaker 1I have been thinking about dating white men too. I'm trying to tell you he's starting to look more and more like a um, a Rottweiler.
Speaker 4Who.
Speaker 1Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1Michael Jordan do like a Rottweiler.
Speaker 3Michael Jordan Like a pug.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's ugly.
Speaker 3Michael Jordan is.
Speaker 1Young Michael Jordan was not ugly, but an old Michael Jordan ugly as shit. Michael Jordan probably gets ass ate, definitely probably.
Speaker 2That's why his eyes look like that.
Speaker 1That's why, as a matter of fact, michael Jordan be munching. That's why his eyes look like that. There's a bunch of munchers in the world, but guess what?
Speaker 2Hey, listen, man Shout out to my motherfucking. Yankeunchies in the world. But guess what? Hey, listen, man, shout out to my motherfucking Yankees, they in the motherfucking World Series.
Speaker 1I hope they win something.
Speaker 2Finally, I'm playing the fucking Bougies. When is game one? Tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow, right, game one tomorrow.
Speaker 3Yes, I think it's because three, yeah three.
Speaker 2I think game one is tomorrow. Man, shout out to Max, he had an amazing second season.
Speaker 1I can't wait. I can't wait for these clips to hit Twitter, because he follow our Twitter boy. I swear to God, oh shit, I'm going to tag his ass on the Twitter.
Speaker 2Shout out to the woman, Mia Glippity, one of the WNBA champions Stupid ass nigga. Sorry, trout Trigger, stupid ass nigga. She was kind of foul man.
Speaker 1I just like dating. What's a successful way to date? Listen, I'm going to tell you this. Right, it's not a linear way to date, because clearly I'm not. I'm fucking up at dating. So what's a successful way to date? Change the type of niggas you go for.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you this right In dating right. I'm going to tell you this right In dating right. Take it from me who've been in a 12-year marriage and going towards divorce and a great relationship now.
Speaker 1Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not going to make a joke, what? But you're getting divorced and you're going to give me tidbits about dating. Yeah, I'm going to give you tidbits about dating because I'm dating now. All right, I'm dating now, like yeah, later now like yeah, after you got divorced, go ahead.
Speaker 2I'm technically not divorced yet, but divorce oh huh.
Speaker 1I'm not, it's next year no, I can't wait for that divorce party.
Speaker 2We gonna be lit as fuck yo, we gonna be lit as fuck. We gonna be lit as fuck at that divorce party.
Speaker 1I just got a perfect cake you gonna buy the cake okay and I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna get some alcohol y'all invited okay to my divorce party.
Speaker 2Bring a whole bunch of weed, liquor and bitches.
Speaker 1No, no, bitches. We want bitches. Bottles and bottoms.
Speaker 2Yes, I'm involved now. I'm involved now.
Speaker 1She understand. We get a little cup of strippers.
Speaker 2I don't like strippers. Anyway, I don't like strippers.
Speaker 1We'll get midget strippers.
Speaker 2Oh shit, now you get some midget strippers. Nigga, we in the game, baby. We in the game, baby, we in the game, get like three. I don't support midget. Huh, he, that midget stripper. No midget strippers I love midgets, he love midgets. There's a difference Love midgets.
Speaker 1Hey yo what. What is going on?
Speaker 4I didn't say bottoms.
Speaker 1That's a valid question. You got to answer I don't know. You got to answer I don't know. Hold on wait, Let me advise my client.
Speaker 2Don't answer that out loud. I was advised to plead the fifth, sir. Yeah.
Speaker 1No, you was advised, against the best advice of your legal counsel, to not answer that question.
Speaker 2You got to say the whole shit or it don't count.
Speaker 1Because if you plead the fifth, you can't answer any more questions.
Speaker 2He ain't going to remember that shit. You know that. Okay by my legal counsel to shut the fuck up, okay, you can stop. On the midgets. I love you, midgets.
Speaker 1But, yes, the best way to date give us the best way to date, all right.
Speaker 2No, the best way to date is not to date. Don't look for dates. Don't look for dates.
Speaker 1That's when it come to you. You know what's crazy this situation right here y' was not. This is not something I look for. It just like stumbled upon and I feel like that's the worst situation is like when a motherfucker that you was not even looking for bothering you Like why did you bother me?
Speaker 2So you gave him the butt because he's bothering you.
Speaker 1No, so why did you give him the butt? Hey yo, why you trying to set my client up like?
Speaker 2this. That's what she literally said. She's like he kept bothering me. He kept bothering me.
Speaker 1No, I'm being exaggerated but I'm saying when you said dating is when you don't look for dates, right, right, this was somebody that I was not looking for. He just shot his shot and I like his personality. Okay, I didn't know it was going to be like this. I like his personality way peeing in the bed.
Speaker 2Yes, that was, if that wasn't a red flag.
Speaker 1He got psychological issues. If he's still, how old is? He 29.
Speaker 2Damn Grown-ass man, where's your shit at?
Speaker 1Grown-ass man peeing in the bed. Play my shit. Damn, that's me. Damn. He was drunk. He was drunk.
Speaker 2He was very drunk. He got a bladder problem.
Speaker 1I don't think so. He probably need to wear them man diapers at night. Huh, I just have never, I don't know. That's why I said I'm not a man, so I don't know if this happens. I just have never met somebody who got really, really drunk and peed in the bed. I don't know.
Speaker 3I know a bunch of drunk niggas that get drunk as fuck, and I've never done that either?
Speaker 2I've never done that. Maybe he has a bladder problem.
Speaker 1Okay, well, maybe he need to solve that shit and not do it on my mattress.
Speaker 2Maybe, maybe, but I mean yo, in this day and age, relationships and Dating Like this generation Of Of people, they just don't Value Dating and relationships. It's just like a game and shit to people. So, generation of people, they just don't value dating and relationships. It's just like a game and shit to people. So you just got to find, like I said, don't look, just like it'll come to you. You know what I'm saying, even though that nigga came to you, but he came to you in some piss, so you should have left that alone. That should have been left alone right there.
Speaker 1That's a huge red flag. You know what my problem?
Speaker 4is.
Speaker 1I see piss, I move. You see piss, you stay.
Speaker 4I swear to.
Speaker 1God, that nigga, I don't even start about that now. No, it did not. It pissed me off Because you know what you know, I'm a teacher, right, so I see that shit all the time. It really pissed me off. I literally wanted to pull my belt out and whip some ass Bitch, turn it off. Honestly, I think what that is is I be giving people grace, so, like after that situation, I was like you know what he might be going through some shit. I give people way too much grace when I need to just sit.
Speaker 2Like you said, did you have to scrub your mattress?
Speaker 1Oh no, he bought, he gave me money for a new mattress. He Trick, huh Trick. Oh yeah, he was Now, don't get me, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2That's why I gave him the butt.
Speaker 1That's why I gave him the butt. Don't get me wrong now. The nigga was spending money. Let's be clear. Now we getting to it.
Speaker 2Now we getting down to the nitty gritty what that.
Speaker 3He gave me money.
Speaker 1He would, he would. Oh well, I had already told this story On a previous episode, so that go back into it. But yeah, so like my current mattress that I have now is $1,500.
Speaker 2So he gave you $900 towards mattress.
Speaker 1So the new mattress I bought already had a discount. Okay, I already had a discount, so it was only $900.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I did get a new mattress.
Speaker 2Okay, as you should.
Speaker 1I did. I got a new mattress and it's better than my old one.
Speaker 3It vibrates and shit.
Speaker 1I like when it vibrates. I guess you're done with him. Oh, yeah, I'm done with him. Well, as I said, when these clips hit, he follow our Twitter, our NoVisory Twitter. When these clips hit Twitter.
Speaker 2I don't know, I'm going to eat him the fuck up on Twitter.
Speaker 1All right, TikTok.
Speaker 3Thank you.
Speaker 1I'm going to man. Look, you can't never Twitter, god, you can't out-Twitter me 7,000 followers strong. In conclusion, ladies, Don't date niggas who piss in your bed.
Speaker 2Don't let niggas piss in your bed, and then you turn around and fellas here's a conclusion for you, fellas Stop putting your eye in pussy holes.
Speaker 1I guess Niggas put their eyes in pussy holes. Answer the question. Do niggas put their eyes in pussy holes? Answer the question. Do niggas put their eyes in pussy holes?
Speaker 2Well, I have never done so Switch shut up. I have never done so. I mean how?
Speaker 1How you eat pussy. That's TMI.
Speaker 2TMI, that's TMI. That's just for me and my lady.
Speaker 1Show us no. So I think what my client is trying to say is he doesn't oh, he don't eat pussy, Got you.
Speaker 2Nope, I don't.
Speaker 1You don't eat pussy, nope, so which how you?
Speaker 2eat pussy. Good answer.
Speaker 1Lie lie fuck.
Speaker 2Good answer. Good answer None of y'all eat pussy. How you eat pussy Flea, you setting yourself up Flea. Y'all put your in the fifth and shit, I'm not disclosing how I eat the box man.
Speaker 1Y'all all of a sudden, we just got a bunch of niggas at us. Mute, baby, baby, y'all put your eye in it, See.
Speaker 2I mean, how is that physically possible?
Speaker 1I told you he's sniper position, like he was waiting on some shit lying in wait. That mean friend, what that mean? Like it was okay, on that note oh, before we leave, before we can I say something?
Speaker 3Yes, yes Go ahead.
Speaker 1Since my sister's on IG. Shout out to Fox. My sister dropped a book on Amazon and I think y'all should order it. It's erotic poetry. Ooh, it's real nice.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1You like that.
Speaker 2It's real nice. I got a niche. A niche, no, no, not a niche, what do they call it? I got a what?
Speaker 1do? They say Like a something to pull.
Speaker 2Exo grind. No, when you say I got a thing to pull, I had a brain fart, you pull your finger no. Pull my finger, I got a no, no shit. When somebody got, I got a thing to pull with you, I got a boner pic. With me.
Speaker 1No, no, no no, where did you get the pull from? I was trying to figure the fuck out.
Speaker 2I was like I couldn't get it out. So I got a boner pic with a lot of these poets Like why do they always like 90% of them always do poetry about erotic shit? Why, that's what sells People? Nasty as fuck People masturbate to those poems.
Speaker 1I want to hear something else though Can.
Speaker 3I hear something. Let me be honest.
Speaker 1My sister is very versatile so she does both. This book is not I'm exaggerating, it's not really all about erotic poetry. The book is called Temporary Pleasures Lasting Pain. It's about heartbreak, it's about love. But I will say she does dab and dabble in erotic poetry. I think erotic poetry is a place where people can go listen and be free and be like damn. I relate to that shit. That's why it's so popular.
Speaker 2So people don't relate to positive poems.
Speaker 1Erotic poetry is not positive. Why are you saying it's not positive?
Speaker 2Shit, that shit ain't positive. Freaking is not positive. Sex is very positive, sex is happy, sex is great.
Speaker 1I don't even think it really matters for erotica to be positive or negative. It's more about the feeling that you get from it. It invokes a feeling of like euphoria. I agree.
Speaker 2But again a majority, like for training day.
Speaker 1You're conservative.
Speaker 2All the poets that came on here.
Speaker 1they always talk about sex, sex, sex, sex sex sex because sex is taboo and it's not something that people freely speak about. Not that I'm against it?
Speaker 2no, talk your shit. But it's like I never heard, like in never a poet never came. Did a poet ever came on and just talk some? Oh no, I'm lying. Um, what's her name?
Speaker 1Riley huh.
Speaker 2Riley yeah nothing. Well, not Riley. Is she a poet?
Speaker 1It's also about what gets the crowd's reaction to it. You got to think about it. People doing poetry are going to do it to see what, like Sis said, what sells A rapper not going to do a song about, you know, sleeping in a trunk, you know, like a real dark song. That doesn't get the crowd moving. When they come to training day, they doing songs. That's getting the crowd moving right. Not all the time Not all the time, but most of the time, but the name on, that's their goal.
Speaker 1That's their goal. Also, erotic poetry. Like I said, it's taboo, so it's a genre.
Speaker 2Yes, an outlet for people. The shit be fire Like Boss Lady, jay shout out to you.
Speaker 1Let me give a round. That's called Performance. It uplifts black men.
Speaker 2I want to hear that. Oh, I'm lying, bridget, bridget, shout out to Bridget, I'm talking. Yeah, bridget came on a training day and she did an uplifting poem about black men and shit. Now y'all know who do erotic poetry.
Speaker 1That shit be nasty.
Speaker 2That's who you got the kids Shout out to her. I love her. I love Boss Lady J. She was like I came in his mouth and his dick was big. He was like whoa Boss Lady, the opening segment, she do.
Speaker 1You want to know what everybody be doing, then Everybody stop and watch, and that's the point. Everybody stop and watch, and that's the point. Everybody stop and watch. I ain't going to fuss.
Speaker 3You did that joint Remember that first night at Eden and the old nigga, he was like yeah, yeah, because she was just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Shout out to the boss AJ.
Speaker 1Yeah, my sister's book is not all about sex. It's about uplifting men, it's about lovelifting men. It's about love, heartbreak, life. So make sure y'all.
Speaker 2Go get that book. Drop Meaning the link.
Speaker 1Yes, I will drop the link. She's awesome, though my sister is very creative and she's just getting Back into writing poetry, but she's done Showcases, done open mics. She's awesome.
Speaker 2That's her. That's her right there. Yeah, what's her name? Fox, shout out to you Fox, fox, fox, I need to, I need to, I need to. I'm about to book Fox.
Speaker 1Yeah, about to book. Okay, I'm about to book. You should about to book. If y'all would have came to my Christmas party, I would have met her.
Speaker 2Here we go, here we go. You know she's going to jab at us. I had the flu slash pneumonia, so Huh.
Speaker 1A question what do you?
Speaker 4say what's the question? You need a mic, because, yeah, ask it earlier.
Speaker 2What's the question? What's the question? What? To the Christmas party, you come, friend. We need a mic. What's?
Speaker 1your question.
Speaker 2What's the question?
Speaker 1Yeah, come give us a question. Don't walk in front of the camera. Yes, he did. Oh shit, he's. Yeah, come give us a question. Don't walk in front of the camera. Oh shit. And he looking at the camera.
Speaker 2What y'all know about some sex Boy. Okay, cut this nigga mic off.
Speaker 1You can't come back, no more.
Speaker 2Y'all ain't getting no ass.
Speaker 1Why you do your answers like that? Why you do your answers like that he? Why you do your answers like that? This the guy. He can't come back though, bro.
Speaker 2Yeah, get him out of here. See.
Speaker 3That's that shit. Okay, yeah, that's that shit. On that note, it's your boy Sam McClain. Yeah, it's your girl Trap.
Speaker 1City. It's Terrence Unscripted back in the world. Hey, follow the shot coach.
Speaker 3She's Congratulations.
Speaker 1I don't know. I'm not pregnant. That's it. Wapa, wapa, wapa. No, I'm not pregnant. Stop hugging me. Stop hugging me. Fetus deletes, fetus deletes. I'm not pregnant, I'm not pregnant. I hope you stop recording.
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