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Backstage Chaos: The NoAdvisory Podcast Live Show
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When the NoAdvisory Podcast crew takes their show from the studio to a live audience, chaos and authenticity reach new heights. This episode captures the electric atmosphere of their first live event in Charlotte, where hosts CEO, Trapsyd, and Taris unscripted, navigate unscripted moments with their signature unfiltered style.
The night kicks off with energetic introductions and shoutouts to local vendors before diving into Trapsy's celebrity birthday announcements – which quickly turns into a hilarious display of pop culture knowledge gaps. The crew tackles two major hot topics: a 64-year-old woman who shut down a Houston highway in a standoff with police, and a Canadian cancer survivor who won the lottery four separate times.
Things heat up during their discussion of the Sean "Diddy" Combs verdict, sparking passionate debate between hosts and audience members about justice, celebrity privilege, and where personal moral lines should be drawn. The tension gives way to laughter during an interactive "What Would You Do?" segment where female audience members share how they'd respond to a street harasser throwing rice at them.
Throughout the show, Taris delivers thoughtful commentary on everything from highway etiquette to relationship red flags, culminating in a surprisingly poignant message about mental health: "You don't got to be God's toughest soldier. It's okay to break down and cry."
Between the rowdy crowd participation, unexpected musical interludes, and genuine moments of connection, this episode showcases exactly why the NoAdvisory Podcast resonates with fans – their ability to move seamlessly between outrageous humor and heartfelt wisdom, all while keeping it completely real.
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Live Show Introduction and Vendor Shoutouts
Speaker 2I ain't gonna get fucked up tonight. Yes, sir, listen, we got food in the back from my man Slim's, aj's Kitchen. Shout out Slim, big Slim. We got the drinks over here by Get Booze With Des. We got the vendors back there. I don't want to say your name Because I fuck up names.
Speaker 1Excuse me, shout out to my cousin In the back she's selling her jewelry.
Speaker 3Flower of Serenity. Y'all see my shades.
Speaker 1Yes, listen, y'all see my shades Go get you, some Go get you, some Go get you one of these.
Speaker 2Period. I see the bucket hat Courtesy of I can't say the name. Come on, fuck it up.
Speaker 1See, see. That's why they don't let you do shit Right.
Speaker 2That's why you such a what's Say, what Legendary fascist With the Nike bucket hat yeah Fire, though I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 4You couldn't say that. You didn't know how to say that. That's that.
Speaker 1PS185 education. I forgot, blizzy, what school you went to PS, what he went to 193.
Speaker 2193, my bad 192, I was close. That's that New York shit for real.
Speaker 5Yo who Mike, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no after the podcast, we got two crazy performers that's going to perform for you guys tonight.
Speaker 2Chocolate drop in my girl with the W wristbands Amidah Boss.
Speaker 1Hey, say that to my girl we love the girls, we are girls girl. Oh I can't say that no more, I forgot, never mind.
Speaker 2I don't know about y'all, but I'm already fucked up.
Speaker 1Listen, this punch, this punch is pushing, this punch is doing the damn thing.
Speaker 5Y'all know all drinks.
Speaker 1Am I the only one sober?
Speaker 2Yeah, probably. Yeah, you got to catch up.
Speaker 1No, thank you. No, thank you. I'm on a new path.
Speaker 2Wait, who got work tomorrow? Raise your hands. You, the only motherfucker in here, got work tomorrow, yep.
Speaker 1And I'm lying like fuck, I'm lying like shit, I was really concerned for you, like, wow, I was too.
Speaker 2I don't know, I damn sure too.
Speaker 1All right, man, you moving old is slow, slow is old. Go ahead and get us started.
Speaker 2What Slow is what?
Speaker 1That's my new shit now.
Speaker 2Slow is old.
Speaker 1Because you know you older than Jesus.
Speaker 2Amen.
Speaker 1Look how he's moving. You know how old people type in their phone.
Speaker 2Uh-huh, like this, yeah, like this, they be like this. Yes, so go ahead and hit your little button.
Speaker 1Because, I feel like when you hit your button. It unlocks your alter ego. When you hit your button and that's your button, so go ahead and hit it. Yeah, oh shit, jeez, y'all. Look what they're doing. You're cool with me podcasting boy. See my clay. You so angry. It's your girl Trapsy. It's your girl Terrence, and I quit this bitch this week. Oh crazy T, we got her to quit. I quit again, god damn it.
Speaker 2She lying, hey, but by a show of hands. I want to know who has watched us no Advice we Podcast. Who has watched?
Speaker 1us and don't lie, because I I see y'all screenings who lying?
Speaker 2Okay, that's only three hands. Hey, that's what's up?
Speaker 4I'll take them three hands.
Speaker 2Four, five, five, five. Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got seven?
Speaker 4Literally the whole section right here has not, so don't be ashamed if I pick on.
Speaker 1Y'all Feel that, though, but you got to just watch yourselves in the front. You know I love you, friend, but I got to get your friends who's?
Speaker 2the friends.
Speaker 1This, the friends in the front right here.
Speaker 2Okay, shout out to my nigga Travi. I see you, travi. Yeah, shout out to Travi.
Speaker 1Shout out to my nigga Travi man. He been making major moves. Yeah, shout out to Travi.
Speaker 4And he's streaming right now.
Speaker 1Yes, he is.
Speaker 5He's streaming. He's casting that for real. He's casting that for real, for real. Oh, God.
Speaker 1Well, since we're giving shout outs, let me tell y'all I don't know about y'all. Let me tell y'all Okay. Y'all got. I got a whole section of my friends. Y'all didn't get y'all sections set up.
Speaker 2No, no, no, my friends with your friends.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's right when your friends at when my section at Make some motherfucking noise. It's a little quiet back there, ain't it? Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's a little quiet. We got a whole.
Speaker 4He go blizzy.
Speaker 2I got a lot of sections in here. It wasn't fair. So you said you were organized. It wouldn't be fair if I say my sections, it wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 5So I just try to.
Speaker 1Shit, it wouldn't be fair. Well, shout out to my section and my section only Shout out to all 2.5 of y'all. It's not 2.5, it's about 8 of them, it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. That's where the bad bitches reside, since we give a shout out you know we gotta go. Of course we gotta. Let's do this regularly Like we doing a podcast. Shout out to the big man in charge, polo. Honestly y'all without Polo, none of this would happen, cause this is his lane.
Speaker 4We love Polo yes.
Speaker 1Honestly y'all, without Polo, none of this would happen, because this is his lane. We love Polo, shout out to my nigga Polo.
Speaker 5No, polo slander.
Speaker 1We hop on ass over Polo Polo. No, ralph Lauren, you know what?
Speaker 3I'm saying we love our.
Speaker 1Polo. All right, y'all know we're going to have to do it or he going to talk shit later? Yeah, all right, even though he was two and a half hours late. Two and a half hours late, per usual.
Speaker 2You know I always got to defend my man. Swish man, swish over there making plays Look now he's backing, he over there backing.
Speaker 1I want everybody to turn to the right.
Speaker 4Y'all see that man with the book bag over there.
Speaker 1That's our cameraman. That's our cameraman. That's not man in the camera, but man in these women Look at him. That's crazy. Listen, while I'm doing this, I'm going to do my usual man. Listen. We are on TikTok, we're on Twitch, we're on Instagram, we're on Facebook, we are on X, we're on Little People Meet.
Speaker 4Little People Meet Wait.
Speaker 1I didn't get there yet, because why you start? We're on Bebo Photo Bucky. At MySpace Black People Meet Christian Mingle. We're on Tasty Blacks X and XX. Big Booty's Volume 3.com. We're on Did I miss anything?
Speaker 2Yes, you did.
Speaker 1Ironbacks, uh-huh Ironbacks.
Speaker 4We're on ironbackscom.
Speaker 1We are on Charlotte, the city of Charlottegov, we're on. Charlotte. Go back to MySpace. We are on MySpace Tagged. We're on tagged as well. Christian Mingle, saintsandsenterscom. Farmers Meet Farmers Meet. We're on Tinder. We're on Hinge.
Speaker 2And y'all missed. You're bringing it back. If you say it, I will walk off this thing. Who follows no Advice? We Podcast. What am I about to say?
Speaker 1Well, we on what? Where y'all friends, at when y'all sections, at when y'all sections at. I don't think your friends in your section watch your podcast. They don't watch the podcast. What y'all?
Speaker 2friends say If they watch the podcast, they know what I'm about to say, what I'm about to say crazy T the midgets, little people meet dot com. Midgets dot com. We on midgets dot com. I love the midgets, I love you midgets. I should have had a midget here today.
Speaker 4I should have had a midget here today.
Speaker 1I just know this is monumental. We're going to get canceled.
Podcast Intro and Social Media Plugs
Speaker 2This is going to be the episode where we shot the twitch. I love the twitch Every time I walk in here.
Speaker 1I am a beauty. Any of y'all know a midget. Y'all know a midget. Anybody know a midget? Stop asking that Raise your hands.
Speaker 2They are little people taller than me that say that I'm a midget, like they're going to be taller than me. If they're going to call me a midget, nigga, I'm taller than you, so what that makes you If.
Speaker 1I'm a midget, what that makes you? But you got them Jordans on it. Fuck out of here. I don't know.
Speaker 2I'm comfortable in my midget skin.
Speaker 1Listen. We appreciate y'all coming to the podcast it gets very chaotic, very unhinged, if you watch our shows. As we are Our studios gets a little heated, but we do X, you know X, all of y'all. When y'all here. We got some crowd participation tonight. If a mic comes your way, do not be scared. We're all family and we're going to laugh at you, we're going to pick at you. But we're going to love you at the end's up.
Speaker 2We didn't get a plate yet I'm hungry.
Speaker 1I need a plate too. Can we get like bottle service or like food service?
Speaker 2Yeah, can we get food service? Somebody get us some food? Can somebody come take our order? Slim, can we get some food back here please? Slimmy, slim, slim, slim.
Speaker 1That's crazy the way y'all acting. Y'all get on stage and y'all just act totally, totally different.
Speaker 2We hungry.
Speaker 1All right, man Seriously. Well, listen, we got Hot Topics.
Speaker 2With Strappy Hot Topics. Wait, wait, birthdays, right? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1Niggas that you not gonna know. I be ensuring, okay, honestly, yeah, you probably not gonna know. But like one person on here. So when I say their name, don't be like who is this? Who the fuck is that go?
Speaker 4ahead, let me go through it.
Speaker 1Okay, pull your siri up go ahead. So it was only two birthdays today, so I went back yesterday because it was kind of a lot of birthdays all right, okay, all right. So number one we got lindsey lohan.
Speaker 2She turned 39 lindsey, lindsey lohan, what she do. Oh my god, you old as an actor oh, she an actor, you old ass
Speaker 4she, uh, she was on lizzie mcguire.
Speaker 1who lizzie McGuire? That's not Lizzie. Lohan friend, oh, I'm just Wait a minute, I don't know. Punches, punches, that's not Lizzie.
Speaker 5Damn, that was Hold up hold up hold up.
Speaker 1That's not Lizzie.
Speaker 5Excuse me.
Speaker 1Parent Trap. You've seen Parent Trap. There you go, there you go. I was getting Freaky Friday. Who's Lindsay Lohan? Oh my God, she an actor. Ask your Siri, huh, ask Siri she what Dream Girls? Dream Girls is sick, mean Girls.
Speaker 2Mean.
Speaker 1Girls, mean Girls is sick.
Speaker 2Y'all know, co, don't watch that she was a South African girl. Lindsay Lohan, show me a picture.
Speaker 1You know, lindsay Lohan.
Speaker 2Oh, lindsay Hold Holden, a white chick, I know her. Yes, charlotte Lindsay Lohan, how?
Speaker 1old, she turn.
Speaker 2I'm ashamed of both of y'all.
Speaker 1Okay, in my defense it was the punch yeah, all right.
Speaker 2Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan, 39.
Speaker 1Go to the next birthday. All right, I know who this is, though, ceo, don't? Ashley Tisdale? Oh, happy birthday, ashley. She turned 40. Cody, huh, okay, no, you know. In New York, them rats was chewing through them.
Speaker 2Tv cable girls, y'all know who the fuck that is. Who's that? Yeah, they know who.
Celebrity Birthdays with Trappy
Speaker 1Ashley Tisdale High school musical Sweet Life of Jackie and Cody. What's her name? Ashley Tisdale Nigga, I done said that like five times Ashley.
Speaker 2Tisdale, who that Y'all ain't have?
Speaker 1cable in New York Okay.
Speaker 2Well, okay, what did she do?
Speaker 1Y'all cable was watching niggas get beat up outside the projects.
Speaker 2What did she do? She's an actor. Actor. What movie did she play? In Disney Channel? She's a Disney Channel star High school music.
Speaker 1She's a Disney.
Speaker 2Channel star. I've never watched, that, you've never heard of Sharpay.
Speaker 1No, wow, you might know this next person because you said you watch a few episodes of Baddies. He don't know shit, he watch Baddies, so he might. I don't know For you not to watch Disney Channel, but you watch Baddies is sick.
Speaker 2I don't Listen. I had this conversation with a young lady. You watch Baddies If, niggas, you got a Zeus subscription.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2Hold on, shout out to y we on the radio every Sunday. Niggas, I'm going to give y'all a quick nippet. If you meet a girl and you ask her, do she watch baddies? Run, oh my God, Run as fast as you can See ya Run.
Speaker 1What is wrong with watch? Let me ask a question.
Speaker 2He said he's going to watch it.
Speaker 1Let me ask a question. Let me ask a question.
Speaker 5Now I don of how baddies go.
Speaker 1How does your episode, how does a typical episode of baddies go? Bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck, stab, stab, stab, shit, shit, shit. Baddies in Africa.
Speaker 2Yeah, bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck, stab, stab, stab, shit, shit, that's all they do.
Speaker 1The show. Do not go like that. Yes, it do, that's all they do.
Speaker 2They got got like 30 seconds of dim time of them chilling at the table at whatever they doing, and then it be like bitch, fuck you, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck. And they fighting Like this shit is. Oh yeah, she watch Baddies, baddies, you know she watch Baddies.
Speaker 1No, she watch Baddies. Shout out to my co-worker for letting me use her subscription.
Speaker 2She watch Baddies for the Baddies, though, but let me use her for the baddies though. That's why she like baddies. I'm just saying brothers, brothers. If a woman watch baddies, run. Oh yo boo, watch baddies, I got you.
Speaker 1All right, well, listen, okay, well, stunna Girl, it's her birthday, because I never said who birthday it was.
Speaker 2Oh, I don't like that bitch.
Speaker 1Okay, she turned 32. Happy birthday to Sweetie.
Speaker 2Is her name Sweetie or Swati?
Speaker 1Fuck Up. Next we got Burner Boy. He turned 34. Shut up Burner Boy, Because fuck Burner Boy. You probably pissed me off, swati. What about that word made you say Swati? I thought, that was a name. Swati would be an S-W, not a S-A-W. Well, how do you?
Speaker 2spell her name S-A-W-T-I I thought it was Swati.
Speaker 1I thought it was Swali. It's Switi.
Speaker 2It's Switi, switi, okay, switi, the nigga that she fucked with Offset right, no what. Tango.
Speaker 1Who is Tango? Tango who Take off his dead? We're talking about Quavo. She's still in Quavo.
Speaker 2Quavo, my bad Quavo. She fuck with Quavo, okay.
Speaker 1Nigga said Tango. Okay, I thought he was going to be better because we outside in front of company, but he not. Fuck that. All right, you should know this person. This is probably the only person you know here. Let me tell you about Tom Cruise. You know Tom Cruise because y'all are the same age right?
Speaker 2No, no, y'all ever watch all his movies, he turned 62.
Speaker 1He turned 62. Y'all are the same age.
Speaker 2Listen, no, no. I'd give somebody $20 if they could tell me what Tom Cruise does in every movie.
Speaker 1Jump on couches.
Speaker 2Nope, no, no. What does Tom Cruise do in every movie? Huh movie, huh, no, not his own stunts act? That's the actual no, no, no, y'all gonna be like, y'all gonna be like. Oh, he does do that every movie. Y'all don't know. He's on there run. This nigga runs in every fucking movie, don't he do? Every movie he runs, he's running running, running, running, running.
Speaker 1What? What nigga said? Run, run, watch every tom cruise movie and see what he does in every fucking movie.
Speaker 2You might be this nigga's. See what he does in every fucking movie. You might be right. This nigga's always running in every fucking movie, every fucking movie. Yes, he do. Which movie?
Speaker 1Austin Powers, oh, austin Powers. I write Austin Powers, he ran away from the road.
Speaker 2Yes, he did. Yes, he did, he ran. You ain't see the back behind the scenes.
Speaker 1It's old niggas arguing. Go ahead, go behind the scenes. You can see this nigga's running. Ripper, not old. How old is Ripper?
Speaker 4I can't see out these glasses Ripper, not old, how old?
Speaker 1is Ripper. How old are you Ripper? I just turned 30. Oh shit, Congratulations, Big 3-0.
Speaker 2Oh he old.
Speaker 1Nigga, you're 62. Stop playing. I'm going to move along.
Speaker 2I'm going to go with the menopause Party next door.
Speaker 1He turned 31.
Speaker 2That's all the birthdays. Shut up the party Party next door. Shut up the party Party next door.
Speaker 1Playing with his nose now, uh-huh, yeah, wop, wop, wop.
Speaker 5Yes.
Speaker 1Celebrity hot topics. Y'all know. Every week I got to give y'all one outlandish story. You got two, yeah. Are any of these based in New York, no one is in Houston, damn, and one is in Canada.
Speaker 2Okay, Houston and Canada we don't relate to Canada.
Speaker 1Yeah, we do. Canada fuck with us they don't fuck with us.
Speaker 2I'm hot as shit.
Speaker 1B it's hot as hell. All right, number one A Texas woman blocked a highway in Texas had a wild standoff for hours with an armed elderly woman who shut the highway down. She sat in a lawn chair on the highway for nearly five hours with a gun in her hand.
Speaker 2Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1She sat in a lawn chair in the highway On I-485.
Speaker 4On I-45 near Houston.
Speaker 1Let me see if I can bring up the picture so you can see she gangsta as hell. She was fed up, she did. She did watch that new Tyler Perry. She was fed up. So what was her reasoning? She has mental health issues.
Speaker 2That she battles, oh, she retarded.
Speaker 1Theo, god damn it, what you cannot say that word. What retard. Stop. Okay, let me tell the story. Oh Jesus, please. Around 2 pm, a 64-year-old woman intentionally listen, are you listening? She intentionally crashed into the back of an 18-wheeler truck on Highway 45 in Houston.
Speaker 2Wait she was in the wheelchair. No how she crashed into the truck.
Hot Topics: Elderly Woman's Highway Standoff
Speaker 1In her car. I'm not trying to go to hell with y'all man, I'm saying Keep going to hell, okay.
Speaker 3Keep going.
Speaker 1Things escalated when the woman pulled out a revolver and started pointing a gun at herself. I know that's right. How old is she? 64. 64?, oh yeah, she's like two years older than you. Okay, so let's stop. So this 64 year old woman was in a car and she was driving down the highway, she had her car right in houston, right near houston, she, right, she, on the highway i-45.
Speaker 1Right, boom. She intentionally runs into the back of an 18 wheeler truck. Okay, boom, right, uh-huh. People come to try to see if she okay, because they see it's the older lady in the car okay boom, she pulled out the revolver. Point the revolver at herself, At herself. They like oh, this bitch crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Boom, they call the police.
Speaker 2Okay, keep going.
Speaker 1Police get there. She ain't listening to shit they saying. They giving her verbal commands, she waving the gun at them.
Speaker 2She don't give a fuck, ready to die like Biggie Like listen that she was fed up.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 4I ain't gonna lie she was fed up.
Speaker 1You know what had me crashing out like that Bills. You know what had me crashing out like that Love Island?
Speaker 5Yeah, Actually you know what?
Speaker 1You know, what would've do it when you go to Bojangles and they don't got no chicken? No. When you Honey Mustard and they be like I don't have no honey, until the baby cancel my whole B or they be like it's an extra 60 cent. No, I ain't never said that they ain't never told me that, yeah, I'm trying, bojangles charge for their sauces. Now, shit, I'm trying to tell you, you know what a crash out like that do?
Speaker 3That's that new AR shit I ain't going to say nothing. That'll make you crash out. A nigga bring his game over uninvited.
Speaker 4that'll make you crash out, Because y'all know I'm as wild.
Speaker 1Listen, I'm trying to tell you. Think about it though A nigga come to your house and he bring his game uninvited, I'll sit in the middle of the highway too, just like that. I got that game over there. Ain't nobody tell you to plug that?
Speaker 4shit up. What was the rest?
Speaker 1of the story. So police were called and officers formed a scene trying to de-escalate the situation, all while traffic set sand, still for almost five hours, completely shutting down both sides of the highway. Imagine if you was the car in the front of the line. You sat there for five hours. Imagine if you that car, you sitting there while she's sitting in front of you in that chair.
Speaker 4Her legs crossed everything.
Speaker 1She's comfortable in this chair and it's hot in Houston. Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2So all right, so would y'all run her over. What would y'all do? Run her over? Run her over is a while.
Speaker 1What yeah? Let me you know what yeah okay. Let me finish the story. Negotiation team to come in.
Speaker 2A negotiation team, a negotiation team because she has a gun that she's waving around traffic right, that's nasty.
Speaker 1But she's not like an imminent threat to people. She's not. But they don't want to harm her. So they called in a negotiation team. She ain't give a fuck about that. She ain't listen to shit they had to say. They called in her daughter and then that's when things took a turn and they was able to peacefully resolve it. Yeah, and they did have the woman surrendered at 6.20.
Speaker 4Her daughter probably cussed her out.
Speaker 1Mama, get your ass up. What the hell are you doing? What the hell?
Speaker 2Just imagine you on a highway. Yeah, just imagine you on a highway and you see a lady sitting down in the middle of the highway.
Speaker 1What the fuck you going to do An older lady, a 64-year-old?
Speaker 4lady sitting on the highway in a long chair.
Speaker 2I'm running her ass over You're not doing that. That's like them, little fucking swan ducks out here Like niggas. Be stopping for the swan ducks. Why you stopping?
Speaker 1for them. Swan ducks, get the fuck out the road. You know you can't hit them. That's illegal. To hit them, that's a federal crime. If you hit, wow, you going to jail. I never knew that. You Please don't get this nigga Right now.
Speaker 2I plead the fifth.
Speaker 1Wow, that's crazy. Well, I'm glad that she got, you know, safely taken care of. I know we out here Checking stuff, but you know Mental illness Is really like a thing, and who knows what that lady Was going through for real.
Speaker 4It could be like a little Sad trigger she been battling With her mental illness her entire life.
Speaker 5She retarded.
Speaker 1Alright, I will quit this podcast today In front of all these people. I'm going to have to walk out with you. She was specially challenged. No, that is not Number two. I'm just going to ignore that Canadian man was deemed the luckiest man alive after he beat cancer and won the lottery four times. Say what A nigga in Canada beat cancer and won the lottery four different times he beat cancer and won the lottery four different times.
Speaker 1Yes, that nigga's probably laying in a heap of pussy right now. He's married. Oh same thing. So three of his lottery winnings he won in the last nine months what Last nine? Is that legal?
Speaker 2That's legal, wait oh wait, so what was the total winnings?
The "Luckiest Man Alive" Lottery Winner
Speaker 1Up to almost three million in total winnings. Three million Now. Meanwhile, my ass, that's three million US dollars. I don't know if that is convenient. My ass be going to the shell on sunset Getting scratch offs and losing like fuck, I'm pissed off. So listen, there was a guy his name is David Serkin. He is a cancer Survivor and a retired laborer who won the lottery Four different times. His hot streak includes a $500,000 Jackpot last August, a $1,000,000 jackpot Last November and another $1,000,000 jackpot this May that damn. And another one million jackpot this may that's crazy.
Speaker 1And then before that to start like office, I guess hot streak of winning. He won almost. It's been almost a decade now 250 000 and all of these are not off scratch, they are all playing like the numbers. And they asked him like what's his method? He was like you know, it's like a one in, like a 313, 313 million chance that you're going to win.
Speaker 5Right.
Speaker 1But he said my motto is if I win, hey, if I don't, I'm just going to keep playing.
Speaker 2Wait, how many of y'all ever won a scratch off ticket? Who won? How much did you win?
Speaker 1Keep y'all hands up so I can come rob y'all.
Speaker 2Huh, $20?. Okay, $20. How much did you win?
Speaker 1Who got $20? How much? Who won $20?
Speaker 2$10? You won $20?
Speaker 4I'm going to rob you. I won $200. You got $20 right now I'm for $5.
Speaker 1Give me $20.
Speaker 2Anybody else? Anybody else? An awful lot of retention. I'm going to rob you. I'm going to rob you. Who won $200? You won $200? Who won $200? When was this? When?
Speaker 1did you win $200 and where I'll tell you I won mine.
Speaker 4Oh, since I ain't going to rob you, mine was at the 7-Eleven.
Speaker 1Mine was at the 7-Eleven by Northlake off of $5 scratch off. I used to work there and it's crazy because I bought it on the clock.
Speaker 2I don't think I've ever got anything on a scratch off before. I ain't never won. I don't like the gamblers, I don't want like 200.
Speaker 1Then I want like 50. Then I want like 20. Then I want like 10. Then I want like 30.
Speaker 4All right, let me ask Wait a minute.
Speaker 1All the gamblers in the house raise your hand. The casino. I see you in the back.
Speaker 4I see you in the front you try to put your hand up real sly.
Speaker 1You be on that fan door yeah, i'ma rob all y'all too. Oop yep, everybody getting robbed, everybody getting robbed. Oh hell no, you gonna get me caught. You gonna get me fucking caught. That's crazy, well damn, congratulations who the hell is popping? Fireworks. Who is popping fireworks? I know y'all niggas ain't bringing fireworks out here it's the 4th.
Speaker 2It's the 4th. Turn it up.
Speaker 1We don't celebrate that. Three hours, we don't celebrate that.
Speaker 2That was the birth of America. We don't celebrate that. We don't celebrate the birth of America.
Speaker 1Tomorrow is not July 4th, tomorrow is 704 day 704 day. So shout A nigga. Sleeves, sleeves with the knees, type shit, type shit. What's up chocolate drop? What up girl? What's up girl? Oh shit, oh, bucket, bucket, oh shit. Is the kids out here, they inside.
Speaker 2Nah, kids should be home right now, fuck that it was kids out here earlier.
Speaker 1I had to make sure it was, because God, yeah, oh, my God, a lot of ass, a lot of ass. Well, shout out to that man for the lottery winners. I'm going to rob him too. He in Canada, I'm going to rob him. Yeah. So he said. The last time he won one million he saved all his money. The only thing he did was took his wife on a nice trip to Hawaii. Look at that, because that's a man for real, because these niggas not to take you down To Bader's Fort Instead of Hawaii.
Speaker 2Have y'all ever been to Canada? No, who?
Speaker 5been to Canada out here.
Speaker 2Me Canada, you been to Canada, I been to Toronto. Okay, who else been to Canada out here? Can I get my phone? Nobody, nobody, I can't see. Can I get my phone? Yo, huh, here you go, thank you. Canada swag is crazy. I've been to the stores out there in Canada shopping. They got some shit in Canada.
Speaker 1I believe it. If you go to like Toronto. Toronto looks like a cleaner New York.
Speaker 2Toronto. I've been to Toronto, Toronto, Canada. I went to like a, like you know.
Speaker 4Carabana.
Speaker 2I don't know what store it was. It was like a store department store to get clothes and shit. I had, like I bought like a petite down jacket.
Speaker 1You was in juniors.
Speaker 2I don't know what the fuck it was. No, no.
Speaker 1I was in juniors, little missus.
Speaker 2Huh, I was in where, where.
Speaker 1Where was that Petites? Who Talking about the sizes?
Speaker 2nigga Petites, Little missus that what's it called Petite's Huh?
Speaker 1What's it called?
Speaker 2No, it wasn't. It wasn't called that. No, it wasn't called that. It was a fucking department store that I went in and got some jackets and shit. That's what it was.
Speaker 4What size?
Speaker 5Small, what size?
Speaker 1Small, no large. Large, large, it's medium. Huh, it's medium, no, no.
Speaker 2It's medium. No, it's large, large. Can we get some volume control? I hear feedback Because you're moving too fucking much. Shut the fuck up. I hear feedback. Shh, you hear me. You understand me, Ripper, I hear feedback. I was trying to look for who you was talking to just now.
Speaker 1I just want y'all to know I'm the unproblematic one on the podcast?
Speaker 2Yeah, because he got me completely fucked up.
Speaker 1I just be fucked up over here Let me call my friends up here to beat your ass. Who the?
Speaker 2Hoochies when the Hoochies at. Put your hands up and wave your hands.
Speaker 1Hoochies, where you at All my friends sitting back there will come up here and beat your ass.
Speaker 2Look, they all dead. I see them right there. They all dead.
Speaker 1Okay, where you at?
Speaker 2Family too, and my cousins back there too, Family too, Yo can they come up here and beat your ass.
Speaker 1So the Vendors are hoochie too. Yeah, all my cousins hoochies, we hoochies. God damn it, you a hoochie. Huh, I can't hear you. They say they ain't. No, goddamn hoochie. You say you are or you are.
Speaker 2You aren't or you are, or you are. They're not, they're not, don't worry about what the fuck we are.
Speaker 1Just know that. Come up here and whoop your ass. What's the hoochie call Hoochie, hoochie coochie Hoochie.
Speaker 2That's the hoochie call. That's the call, friend. What is it, hoochie coochie?
Speaker 1Hoochie, that's the call Trying the hoochies.
Speaker 3What's the last what you got what else?
Speaker 1we got, I know, y'all want to have it. I got two more.
Speaker 2What you got.
Speaker 1Okay, the next one for july you're looking for moves because I feel like you know people and charlotte moves, charlotte moves, okay. So, um, tomorrow a 704 party is hosting a block party at queen park, social from 3 to 9 pm. Okay, um, there's also a diy block party, which is a cowboy carter theme, and you make different um tassels and like what theme is it again, cowboy carter?
Speaker 5what theme is it?
Speaker 4again cowboy carter. What theme is it again, cowboy carter?
Speaker 2thank you from 12 is it again Cowboy Carter. Thank you.
Speaker 1From 12 to 2 on Saturday.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And then all weekend long shout out to Better Look Tomorrow. They always have been crying their asses out. So tomorrow they have their rodeo themed party at RSVP from 3 to 9 pm and then Saturday they have the day party at Alibi with rotating DJs in the daytime from 4 to 10, and then from 10 to 2 they have the R&B party at Superclose.
Speaker 1I'm going to give them a pause. Actually, they fucked up this last week, so I'm going to give them Better Luck Tomorrow. Yeah, better Luck Tomorrow. Got, they were on a chopping block last week actually. Well, this week.
Speaker 1Y'all killed my battery, God damn it. Yeah, they was on a chopping block, so you know Better Luck Tomorrow. The party They've been throwing the hype-ass day parties and stuff. Okay, I think they are great promoters because they invite people to give feedback, right. So one of the feedback was that the girl she was tired of the DJ playing R Kelly during the R&B party hey yo, shout out to R Kelly.
Speaker 2Free R.
Speaker 1Kelly, stop, stop, alright, stop.
Speaker 2Wait, hold on by a show of hands who want to free R Kelly. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1Thank you, hold on, hold on. This is a real thing. Was that a woman that put her hand up that said that Thank you, don't be ashamed, sis, listen. R Kelly is undoubtedly the king of R&B. You've lost the plot this morning.
Speaker 2You've lost the plot A whole coochie has Shout out to R Kelly free R Kelly. Let me finish my thing.
Speaker 1Anyway, you probably was born on R Kelly, so she, you know, I was actually born to Marvin Gaye, so relax. How? You know, my daddy told me Anyway.
Speaker 2He lied to you.
Speaker 1So she said she didn't like the DJ playing a bunch of R Kelly, but she was just giving honest feedback. They asked for feedback, she asked. Instead of like them giving feedback, they posted a video, gaslighted her, posted a video, posted her asking a question, like this person's page. And so then everybody on the internet on Charlotte internet IG, went on their ass. They had to apologize because they knew they was wrong. It is people that like R Kelly. I am cognizant of that. No matter how stupid I think y'all are, they like R Kelly, that's fine.
Speaker 2But I do think who can validate our feelings for R Kelly?
Sean Diddy Combs Case Verdict Discussion
Speaker 1No, y'all stupid as shit, but I do also recognize that if you are asking, come to. Michael, I swear to God, you turned my shit off. If you ask for honest feedback, I feel like you should take honest feedback instead of gaslighting people. You know what I'm saying. We being honest out here.
Speaker 2I know y'all people stupid, y'all gonna listen to this man Half of y'all in here was born to R Kelly Stop saying half because not my.
Speaker 1I was actually born to keep sweat Half on a baby. Okay, we're going to go ahead and move on. Y'all know the words.
Speaker 2No because nobody Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all, niggas.
Speaker 1Fuck all y'all niggas. One thing about it niggas going to go to hell and back for R Kelly. Go ahead. Sean Diddy calls they're going to go to the Hellebeck room too. Let's talk about it. Okay, let me get Y'all got excited. That is crazy.
Speaker 2Let me get through all of my After you get through that, I got a crazy story for y'all. No, no, crazy, crazy. We don't have time for story time.
Speaker 1We don't have time for two cents tonight. Y'all going to love this story.
Speaker 2That's basketball, that's sports, that's not this. Well, incorporate it. I like the shout out, though. Thank you, yeah, of course, bartender, another drink, thank you.
Speaker 1Sean Diddy Combs, y'all. 30 days has come and the verdict has officially been reached in the federal case of Sean Diddy Combs walking in front of the cameras All the cameras.
Speaker 4Hey friend, Stand up. You is weak in the knees.
Speaker 1right now, Sean Diddy comes walking in front of the cameras, all the cameras, just to see hey, hey, friend stand up, stand up.
Speaker 5You is weak in the knees right now.
Speaker 1Yeah, stand up. Hey leave her alone In the matter of the United States versus Sean Diddy Combs by unanimous decision. The charges and their verdicts are as followed Count one racketeering not guilty. You better not do no applause, uh-huh. Count two Sex trafficking of Cassandra Ventura Not guilty Uh-huh. Number three, or count three Transportation of prostitution or transportation for prostitution Guilty yeah, press that applause. Hit the shit, nigga, do not touch the support. Count four guilty Press that applause.
Speaker 2Do not touch the support.
Speaker 1Count four Sex trafficking of Jane Doe Not guilty. Count five Transportation for prostitution for Jane Doe Guilty. Get the applause, nigga, applause, nigga. Immediately after hearing the verdict, diddy's lawyers argued that he should be released immediately on a $1 million bond. The prosecution, on the other hand, argued or opposed the motion almost instantly, arguing his extensive drug use and his abusive behavior. If y'all remember now he was facing up to life under the racketeering or the RICO charge, but he was not found guilty of that. He was only found guilty of two counts of trafficking for the use of prostitution for Cassie and for 50 Cent Baby Mama, even though we know that's Jane Doe. Whatever, he still faces up to 20 years in prison.
Speaker 1So let me tell me, tell you, what happened. They was arguing. Defense was arguing like he should get out. Prosecution was like keep his ass in there and just say I heard enough. Y'all gonna write me letters, we gonna come back at 1 pm and we gonna argue it out on why he either should or should not be released Well, they did that and the judge made a decision or should not be released. Well, they did that and the judge made a decision. He did not did his bond because he said diddy's bond was denied before the trial started.
Speaker 1He sees no reason to reach the opposite conclusion now he went on further to say that after searches of diddy's home were conducted, did he continued to participate in violent and illegal conduct, which highlights a disregard for the rule of the law and a propensity for violence now the. I know you don't know how to spell propensity, but you spell it.
Speaker 1I asked you first. You don't know how to spell it. So for the people that may be wondering, like what does this mean for Diddy? Well, that means that he now has to stay in jail in metro detention until his sentencing date has been set. His sentencing date is October 3rd at 10 am Free Diddy. So let me tell you what will happen on October 3rd, can't stop, won't stop, baby.
Speaker 2Diddy did it, but my lawyer so good that Diddy got a credit. Diddy did it, but my lawyer's so good that Diddy got to quit it.
Speaker 1Diddy did it, but my lawyer's so good that Diddy got to quit it. Diddy did it, but my lawyer's so good that Diddy got to quit it. Hey, shut up Crazy T. I love that. I love that. I am baffled. You niggas are acting totally different tonight. T you ain't never hit no music in the middle of a podcast.
Speaker 2What the fuck, middle of a podcast. What the fuck? Wait, hold up. This is the first time T it's outside. Who is this?
Speaker 1nigga in the corner. It's outside. Who is this nigga in the corner? What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2We outside.
Speaker 1That's that, oh my God. Alright, get my dog out of here. Get him out of here.
Speaker 4So listen on.
Speaker 1October 3rd when they reconvened for his sentencing. The defense is seeking a 21 month to 27 month. Let me break it down for y'all they seek it anywhere between a year and nine months to two years and three months of a prison term. Lock his nigga up. Prosecution, on the other hand, is looking for 51 to 63 months or four years. Five months. Lock that nigga up To five years and four months. Right, but he will receive credit for time served. Now he has done almost two years Shit. So if defense wins and he gets his 21 to 27 month sentence, he will either have to do up to three months or he could get out.
Speaker 2Ayo listen.
Speaker 1You finna say some ignorant shit. I know, Let me just cut my mic off. I am going to say some ignorant shit, but listen. Free Diddy nigga Free.
Speaker 2Diddy, I told y'all, but I told y'all from the jump that the prosecution didn't do enough to prove their case for Rico or for whatever have you.
Speaker 1This court case was never going to go far, as public opinion it was never going to go far.
Speaker 2Because and listen, shout out to Cassie. You know she did endure a lot, but the social media is saying yo, Cassie, you are not a victim, you are a willing participant of the freak-offs. This is not me talking, you putting a. This is social media. Look at social media.
Speaker 1Y'all can see it. They said he's a freak-o, the only Listen.
Speaker 2The only thing I've been watching the trial and the only shit that gets me appalled with Diddy was the cum on the nipples.
Speaker 1That's nasty Coming on somebody's nipples, so you heard all the testimony from all those people and the only thing that stuck with you was Diddy putting come on his nipples. That's nasty. Ayo, that is not that, niggas. That's not nasty.
Speaker 2So nothing else to do with nasty work.
Speaker 1But the come on the nipples is where you said I'm drunk.
Speaker 2That's where you drunk. Put a line in his ass. Yes, nigga, who the fuck is putting another nigga cum on your nipples? Who's?
Speaker 1doing that. People do that. A nigga's not doing that.
Speaker 2People do that. That's nasty. People do that. Who do it? What nigga in here putting cum on their nipples? Men who like men.
Speaker 1Did I lie? I mean man, what did Biggie say? I eat somebody's daddy ass. He also said, he'd rather fuck RuPaul than fuck SWV.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what he said. You look so good, I suck your daddy dick, that's what Biggie said.
Speaker 1That's your favorite rapper, right? Did we turn this into ladies night? Because let me tell you yeah, see, sit down.
Speaker 2We got some red flags, you know what? That is.
Speaker 1You know what the red flag is Free.
Speaker 4Diddy.
Speaker 1You want me to say it. You want me to say what the red flag is. New York, that's that New York, nigga shit every time, ladies. Red flag number 48. Stay away from anybody. Any nigga you see from New York Run far Run, far, no, no, no From. Brooklyn to. Harlem, to Queens, to Staten, everybody Bad style. All of that shit Go past.
Speaker 2Don't stop at go Run for it, nah but on a serious note, on a serious note with this whole All the boroughs over there, finna, jump me, they gonna jump me. It is hella boroughs over there, it's boroughs over there, they gonna jump me.
Speaker 1Hold on they going all the way from Harlem to.
Speaker 2You said this the last episode. Who was that? Who was that that said that?
Speaker 1All the New York niggas, because they're going to switch cheese. They're going to switch cheese. Me over here, cheesy, what.
Speaker 2Now, on a serious note on this Diddy case right, so he was found not guilty. On how many charges? Was five, three out of five? Three out of five, right?
Speaker 1I feel two, two, no. He was found not guilty on three charges.
Speaker 2Three charges, three out of five, rico and two charges the most serious crimes he was found not guilty of, right I feel. In my opinion, this was nothing more than a smear campaign on Diddy. That's what I feel. This is my opinion. There's nothing more than a smear campaign to show the world that Diddy is a horrible, nasty individual and that's who he is. I work with a red-pilled-ass name.
Speaker 1That's who he is. What'd you say I know I, that's who he is. That's who he is. What you say I know. I know I work for the red pill ass.
Speaker 2Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Can we get the mic to this young lady that said something, please? Yeah, I want to hear what she said, please.
Speaker 1She said you a red pill ass nigga. She agreed. I got to hear her. I got to hear good and listen. I just want you to know before you talk these are not the uneducated bitches that you are used to. All my friends got college degrees time too.
Speaker 2So please know that when you talk to my friends, I don't give a fuck about that shit. Go ahead and speak.
Speaker 3What you got to say Go ahead and speak, friend. I don't know what a red pill ass nigga is Him. I agree with it because I knew you, you know me. We had to be on the same way.
Speaker 2Yeah, we is. Don't fuck up, I don't care.
Speaker 1See that right there I got you, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 3But what I was going to say is, regardless of how you feel about his charges, that he got off on that video in the hotel alone should be a reason why you don't support D. That was alarming.
Speaker 1Alarming is crazy, that was alarming.
Speaker 3Ask the question of like, of all the things, like what surprised you the most, and you start talking about come on, the nigga nipples, not him walking her ass in the goddamn hotel. Clock it, that is a red. Imagine if that was somebody doing that to your kid exactly.
Speaker 2Okay, I hear you. I hear you, but we're gonna ask the crowd, right?
Speaker 1no, no, no, no, you're gonna ask her question. She's actually you. Wait, you're asking me a question. She said what was the question? Let her talk, let her talk.
Speaker 2No, I wasn't um asking a question right the fuck, what was the?
Speaker 3question. Hold on, let her talk, let her talk. No, I wasn't asking a question, Right the fuck.
Speaker 2The fuck. She wasn't asking me.
Speaker 1No fucking question you a little too feisty tonight, my brother, yeah, you a little too feisty.
Speaker 2She wasn't asking me a question.
Speaker 3I want you to answer it though, at any time. At any time, if somebody says no, that means fucking no. If the bitch had 99, freak offs if she don't want the 100, no means no, thank you.
Speaker 1Clocky friend.
Speaker 2Hello, that's real Now listen, I'm not discrediting Cassie and what she went through. I never discredited her.
Speaker 1I want to go back to the point she made. You said the shit where you drew the line was him coming. Niggas come right. But what about the video Address that? How?
Speaker 2do you feel about that?
Speaker 1No, no, no. Address it, keep addressing it, stop Address it.
Speaker 2What did I say on this podcast about Cassie? I said, listen, Cassie been through a lot of shit and I applaud her for going through that and getting on the stand.
Speaker 1So he got not guilty. So he got not guilty for going through something that she was forced to go through. It's nasty Work, my brother, but but but that's nasty.
Speaker 2Hold on, we're not going to go too far into this, but oh, now we're not going to go too far.
Speaker 1We ain't going too far now.
Speaker 2No, no, no, Because this is not me. The internet is saying that Cassie was not a victim, that she was a willing participant of the freak-out. What do you mean? That she called these fucking prostitute niggas to come fuck her without Diddy's consent.
Speaker 1All right, that's all I'm saying, Right? So again, you keep skipping over the video. Address the video. I addressed the video. I addressed the video.
Speaker 2So the video he beat her up in the hallway at the hotel and that's terrible. That's horrible, but they did not charge him with beating up in the hallway at the hotel. They did not charge right right, right Again, and the statute of limitations ran out.
Speaker 1On that I agree with you. T my statement, though what I just asked this nigga, he, what I just asked this nigga, he drew the line at another nigga coming on another nigga, but that's nasty. But he didn't draw the line at this video.
Speaker 2I didn't draw the line. No. No, you're right. You're right, I understand what you're saying, thank you, but they overcharged him. They was reaching with a Rico. They put him in a Rico trial by himself.
Speaker 1That's not even a real thing. He wasn't in a Rico by himself, though it's three other people in that Rico KK is one of those people.
Speaker 4KK ain't been charged with nothing.
Speaker 1You think that KK has a sealed indictment for Rico? It's three people on that, rico, you finna eat a glizzy. How you finna eat it, I ain't gonna count, because I was about to eat one too. Glizzy gobbler. You drawing a line and coming on another nigga nipples. But that right, there was crazy. Gobble, gobble, ugh. This y'all mans, this y'all mans for real. Oh yeah, your boys over here. This y'all mans, that's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2I am comfortable in my masculinity.
Speaker 1Well, listen, what would you do, man?
Speaker 4I'm having sex after this too. What would you do?
Speaker 2Huh, it's.
Speaker 1What would you do? We got what. What is that?
Speaker 2Can you read it? Oh okay, I see it's too small.
Speaker 1Oh, my God, oh, you are sick. I'm not going to lie. He made me not even want to eat mine, no more. The way you just swallowed. That is crazy.
Speaker 2Yo, we live in a society where y'all niggas care too much.
Speaker 1Who gives a fuck? But you was mad at niggas coming on. Niggas, what are you?
Speaker 2The fuck.
Speaker 1Swallowing that hole is crazy. Swallowing that hole is crazy. You want that koozie? I'm going to eat it now, though that shit hot.
Speaker 2Shout out to the chicken. Y'all are crazy. Make a fuck them burgers, Alright you done?
Speaker 1Yes, shout out to Trappy for her Y'all, give a round of applause for Hot Topics and Trappy y'all and I swear y'all. The views of CEO does not reflect Trap's seat in tears, please.
Speaker 2And yo Crazy T. I need a song To bring me in. Give me a hot song, oh no wait.
Speaker 1Wait a minute, hold on T Pause that shit. T pause it, pause it, pause it. Oh fuck no. T turn that shit off. My nigga T.
Speaker 2I used to cop in Harlem All of my damn men got nobody on the Broadway.
Speaker 1For me that's a diamond, diamond, took it to my stash box. T turn that shit off, my nigga T.
Speaker 2First of all, first of all, yo yo, yo yo CEO. I bet they thought we playing that.
Speaker 1First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, I want to say some shit. Three things, three things, shut up. Three things ain't never had an intro song. We don't do this regularly.
Speaker 2We outside, we outside you ain't give my friend no intro song. What the? She didn't have an intro song, then we have an intro song, okay, okay, okay, t give her a intro song right now. No crazy, t give her a song now hold on hold on we're gonna rewind that give her an intro song. I got to see. Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here we go. What?
Speaker 1the fuck. Yeah, that's your song, friend, that's your shit. Though that's your shit. Though when it at chat, that's your shit. But it's too late now. Now we pissed, huh, we mad. Now Ay Also wait, t, t, ayo, t. Cut that shit off. Cut that shit off Also. Point number three I better get a fucking Intro song in this bitch. Listen and it better be fire, and it better be fire. I swear to God If we up in a good time tonight.
Speaker 2Let me hear you say yeah.
Speaker 3If you hot as hell say yeah, you know what's crazy.
Speaker 1I should have known that was a typical New York song to play.
Speaker 2New York niggas, ayo T my nigga, my, nigga my nigga, we like it.
Speaker 1Let me ask a question Is that how New York niggas eat their hot dogs? Huh, that's how New York niggas eat their hot dogs. Y'all be in front of the bodega eating a hot dog like that.
Speaker 2That's how I eat my hot dogs. I always tell my kids. Listen.
Speaker 1What borough are you from? Huh? Where is that what y'all call hot dogs?
Speaker 2We call them hot dogs, we don't call them, glizzies Y'all say glizzies. I don't know where that shit came from. Where the fuck glizzy?
Speaker 1came from. It came from New York. It came from New York.
Speaker 2Yes, it did, where my nigga Blizzy at Blizzy Blizzy not from New. York no, no, no. You never heard it until I got down here. Right, blizzy didn't come from New York, that is not a New York thing, you said.
Speaker 1DC, dc, dc. Yeah, that might be DC. Now, blizzy did not come from New York. Now that I think about it, you might be right.
Speaker 2We don't know what the fuck nigga. So you just eat your shit whole, Huh no. I always tell my kids food is meant to be eaten, not played with, so I just eat my food.
Speaker 1I don't play with my food. That's what that nigga said. I eat it.
Speaker 2Alright, so what would you do? Hey, do we got a mic for our live studio audience. Where's the mic at? Who got the mic? We got a mic.
Speaker 1Palo, Where's the mic? Okay, Okay, what's up? Nai, Everybody say hi Nai, Say hi Nai, Hi Nai. Nai's going around with the mic. This is where we do crowd participation. Yes, so participator, get the fuck out. Okay, Quiet on the set. So participator, get the fuck out.
Speaker 2Okay, quiet on the set.
Speaker 1Shut the fuck up, niggas. Y'all look too happy over there and ain't looking at us.
Speaker 2Y'all too loud. Oh, we got a nice crowd tonight. I love y'all niggas. Let's give a round of applause for y'all.
Speaker 1Shout out to the crowd.
Speaker 2That's the only butt you know. So if y'all are familiar with my, what would you do is my what would you do's are normally accounts switch, switch it's people behind you tonight where yeah? Switch in in front of the crowd yeah, okay, checking the camera, be good switch you ain't checking the camera about an hour sit down okay, okay.
Speaker 2So if y'all know my what would you do is my what would you do's are normally accounts by me, or accounts that I have seen, or accounts that people tell me. So this one is a count that I went through because I was like this is a live crowd. I got to go through it, but y'all know this one. This is retro, retro, what would you do? Alright, and if y'all know my, what would you do? My what would you do is I'll always flip. It could be male or female, just flip the script. Put the camera on me, all right? Hey, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Y'all talking too much them.
Speaker 1your friends too. Them your people, my friends. Them your friends, my friends, that's your friend.
Speaker 5Everybody here, my friend.
Speaker 2No Huh, I'm not your friend, you're not my friend, no Well get the fuck out of here, then it's my shit.
Speaker 1I'm your fucking friend. I don't think I necessarily like you too much either myself.
Speaker 2I could cut both of your mic calls. Y'all get the fuck out of here. I'll do it by myself. Cut the mic off.
Speaker 1Hey, that worked for me.
Speaker 2Crazy T, you control their mics? Yeah, because Supreme, my friend. So go ahead, lies, go ahead. So what would you do? So this is a ladies' base. What would you do? And y'all are familiar with this. What would you do? All right, so what would you do if you get your girls? It's a typical summer night, right? Typical summer day, summer night, whatever, and y'all are going out, y'all just casually, just going to the store. So y'all go to the store and y'all know on this particular block, there's always niggas on this block. Y'all know, if y'all go through this block, there's always niggas on this block. So y'all know y'all going to get hollered at off the back. So y'all going through the block. All right, girls, y'all be going on this block. We know the niggas going to be there. Y'all just got to. You know how y'all do when y'all know niggas going to be there. Let's just be extra tight Now. Going through the block and y'all see the niggas on the block. The niggas is hollering at y'all.
Speaker 1Yo, what up, ma you look good, what up.
Speaker 2I like your little blonde hair. I like a little dreads you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1It's not dreads, get out of here.
Speaker 2What is that? They're locks, locks, they're locks, that's locks.
Speaker 1Yes, they're locks.
Speaker 2That's locks. Don't piss me off.
Speaker 1I swear to.
Speaker 5God, my friends, don't jump in after this shit, Whatever, whatever. So you know locks, whatever.
Speaker 2So y'all go to the store and there's a big diesel nigga Like he's fucking Diesel. He got mad muscles. There's no body fat on him whatsoever, right, but y'all know this Cause. Y'all go to this block everyday. Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1That's my best friend, sit your ass down. Shut the fuck up. Best friend, sit your ass down. They couldn't see go ahead continue.
Speaker 2So y'all go to the block, y'all go to the store, whatever. So, long story short, the nigga holler at y'all the big diesel. Nigga holler at y'all Like yo, what up, man, what's good? And y'all give this nigga the cold shoulder. Y'all like ah, ew, ew, ew, you too diesel. Nigga, I don't want you Too diesel. If y'all walking away and y'all feel something hit you like ooh, what the fuck? And it's rice. And the niggas say eat, pigeon, eat. As y'all walk away.
Speaker 1This is the Hold up wait, wait, wait, wait, train, train, train train. This is the absolute most New York-ass story ever Wait, wait, train, train.
Speaker 2So did y'all get the story, Ladies, ladies, y'all got the story. Say it again, okay.
Speaker 1You walk in, you and your homegirl Wait, wait, no, no. You take too long repeating.
Speaker 2You want to let her say it? Yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, let the lady say it. You just took 30 minutes. You and your homegirl walking down the street where you know it's all niggas. Girlfriends like listen, we're going down the street, y'all know how they are, be tight. You get down there, niggas all on you, blah, blah, blah. You get to the store, that's your ingo, that's where you trying to go to store. You get to the store, it's a big diesel nigga. He buff, he got a little neck, he big shoulders, just big, and he try to holler at you. You give him the cold shoulder. So as you go to walk out the door you feel something being thrown at you and you look and it's rice. And he like eat pigeon, eat Boom. Throw some rice at you. And it's not cooked rice either. It's not cooked rice.
Speaker 2So, ladies, we're going to get the mic. What would you do if a nigga threw some bag of rice at you and said eat pigeon, eat what?
Speaker 1would you do? All right, built to ass. Thank you, the fuck you talking about, yeah, what would you do?
Speaker 2Yeah, and when you get on the mic, I need you to say your name, where you from and all that type of shit. My name is.
Speaker 1Shawnee B, you're on Instagram, that's my cousin right there, Terrace that's my first cousin. But yeah, I'm an old bitch. So yeah, it's belt to ass, I'm an old bitch, it's crazy.
Speaker 2Belt to ass.
Speaker 4Belt to ass. So what you?
Speaker 2going to beat him up? Yes, we're going to whoop their ass.
Speaker 1We was raised to whoop ass yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, you're going to fight the diesel ass nigga. Okay, who else?
Speaker 1Let's pass the mic. I think I was pissed off last time I heard this the cooked rice pissing me off.
Speaker 2Why would you throw rice at me? That's some New York nigga ass shit ladies. Who else got the mic? I can't see who got the mic. Who got the mic? They back there scared. Who the fuck got the mic? Who?
Speaker 1going to talk. Nobody want to talk about cooked rice.
Speaker 2We want to talk about why he had rice in his pocket.
Speaker 1We're going to get to that.
Speaker 2Why is?
Speaker 1New York niggas walking around with rice.
Speaker 2Don't put that on New York. Don't do that. Don't do that. I ain't never had no rice in my pocket. You?
Speaker 1know what? It's some Harlem shit. That's some Harlem shit.
Speaker 2We're going to get to that. Who got the mic? What's your name? Where you from? I can't see my name is Reminisce. Yes, Remy.
Speaker 4Marley, oh Remy.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Pull a queen lot teeth and I'm gonna punch him dead in his motherfucking eye.
Speaker 2You gonna punch him dead in his eye. Hell yeah, a big diesel nigga with no fat on his body, hell yeah, okay, he can't lean down too quick. Okay, you gonna punch him in his eye. Okay, who's next? He can't lean down too quick. Who else? What would you do?
Speaker 4My name is Ebby and I'm from South Carolina. Okay, first of all, niggas throwing rice at me. That's all I need to know what the fuck. You throwing rice at me for you a big ass, nigga, and you throwing rice? That's crazy as hell Crazy as fuck.
Speaker 1You just gotta really Start jumping these niggas when they do shit like this. You got to start Fighting these niggas For real. Okay, I don't got it.
Speaker 2What's that? Huh, sleeves what up Sleeves my nigga. Alright, who else? We got somebody else. We got another lady that gonna say what would you do? Huh, we got nine.
Speaker 1Who that? That's my brother Child, late as hell. The most famous man in the world just walked in the building. What's up, jeff? What up, jeff? Sit your ass down. Oh shit, all right, nah, we're not going to do this. My brother seen, like everybody else on Instagram, so I don't. Uh-uh, uh-uh, lean up, lean up, lean up. My brother's seen, like everybody else on Instagram, so I don't. Uh, uh, uh, uh, lean up, lean up, lean up. My brother's seen.
Speaker 2He's seen on Instagram like everybody else, I don't wanna hear that that's nasty work.
Speaker 1Alright.
Speaker 2Tell us the end of this story. What happened? Hold on, nobody else, nobody else, nobody else. Everybody else probably crashed out.
Speaker 1You. Good, I'll say that, okay, go ahead, go ahead now All in all you big and buff and you throwing rice that's just bitch energy, so I'll treat you that way. That is true, that's bitch energy. That's not no man, so fuck it yeah.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah all right, all right.
Speaker 1Somebody said they want the mic.
Speaker 2Somebody said they want the mic, this young lady said she's going to beat the nigga up right, and who else said they're going to beat somebody up, somebody getting the mic.
Speaker 1Hold on, I see somebody getting the mic back there.
Speaker 2Somebody else getting the mic?
Speaker 1Okay, I'm going to throw a twist on that shit, especially if I know that's the block they hang on. That's where they be at. I'm going to make sure me and my shorties pull up with some good cooked hot ass rice. Yeah, and we're going to throw that at you shit. Throw the gravy, sis. Throw the gravy at his ass. Pebbles on that nigga.
Speaker 2What part of New York you from, she from New York. What part you from sis? Oh, you from New York, sis, Hold on hold, on hold on what part.
Speaker 1Hold on what part? What part you from, sis? She's not from New York's shamed. Look at her back there. She's shamed. She had my FN. I told y'all about that, new York shit boy.
Speaker 2I'm trying to tell you Nobody else, Ain't nobody else? So how did this story end again. So what happened was so these niggas and this is an account again, that was my account, so we are on. I'm from Brooklyn, new York. This block is 94th and Rutland right, so there's a corner store and this nigga the bodega, bodega.
Speaker 2So this nigga, big Diesel nigga, he comes out there every morning and he grabs a bag of rice and he hollers at the ladies all day Like he may get some numbers and he may get some ladies. That be like nah, nigga.
Speaker 1Like this is his life's mission. This is his life's mission, Wow.
Speaker 2So he has a bag of rice.
Speaker 1He just periodically buys bags of rice for the purpose of throwing them at bitches.
Speaker 2Yes, so we come outside every morning. Every morning we come outside, we go on 94th and Rutland and he buys a bag of rice and we sit on the corner we was corner boys and if the girls don't approve, he take the rice and throw it at them and say, eat, pigeon, eat. So this particular girl, in this situation, how many bags of rice he go through? It's a one big rack. You know what the big bags of rice Is the Zatarain's. I don't know what the Zatarain's. You're not going to tell me he got a 25-pound bag of rice, I swear to God the big bag of rice, Basmati rice too.
Speaker 1Is that basmati rice for real? This shit got to last a whole week. It's the way you're doing the logistics for this. Shit is crazy. It's a 25-pound bag, for sure. This got to last a week. The bag of rice is going to last.
Speaker 2Yes, it got to last a whole week, t A whole week, because this is a week full of work. Why is this your homeboy that we got homeboy? That's your homeboy. You know this. I'm a homeboy. Yes, it is, I'm a homeboy.
Speaker 2You hang out with this nigga, this nigga crazy as fuck. That's your man. Huh, this nigga crazy as fuck. You do know a lot situation.
Speaker 2The girl came, I was there. She came and he was like yo, come in, ma he's mad aggressive. Big diesel nigga, mad aggressive, come in, come in, come in, yo, my name is such and such, yo what up. And the girl said ah, now you're too aggressive, no, stop, I gotta go. So the nigga said, okay, boom, eat pigeon, eat. The girl's like oh my, oh, oh, the you going to do. And she didn't do nothing. She said uh, and she kept walking. Because this nigga crazy. Just imagine, right, y'all can say what y'all want to say it's the rice that's throwing me off. But if y'all see a big diesel nigga that don't give a fuck shirt off, no inch of fat on himself and throwing rice at you and he's welcoming the confrontation, what you really going to do as a woman? Are you going to say, like you said I'm going to beat this nigga, I you take that chance. That might not be a good.
Speaker 1That might not be a good option for you to do that. I can see what you're saying, but the rice I can't take it seriously now. So now I just can't take it seriously If he had a rice. I would believe you like alright big diesel-ass nigga.
Speaker 4But you threw the rice so I can't take you seriously I?
Speaker 1feel like my little cousins can jump you down.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying. So in that particular instance, this big diesel nigga throw rice at you and say eat, pigeon, eat. And, as this young lady said, you gonna go and fight the nigga.
Speaker 1You gonna fight, you gonna. I'm going to say something for sure, the way my mouth feel what are you going to do? I'm going to say something, at least you can say something.
Speaker 2but she said I'll be like damn you rude ass nigga.
Speaker 1That's why your dick little Like now I'm on real ignorant time when she at.
Speaker 2I'm about to flame you.
Speaker 1Because she said over there she going to fight the nigga. No, I'm going to have that nigga. Want to fight Brolic ass?
Speaker 2no, neck having ass, thumb, thumb looking ass nigga Ladies, just never get rice thrown on y'all from a big diesel. Motherfucker. That shit is crazy.
Speaker 1The moral of this story is stay out of fucking New York. That's the moral. That's the moral of the story.
Speaker 2I've been saying this shit for a year now Stay out of fucking New York.
Speaker 1New York, they got scraps.
Speaker 2Shout out New York.
Speaker 1And they got niggas that throw rice For everybody that's watching this online. Make sure y'all drop in the comments what would you damn do?
Speaker 2What would the fuck you do, ladies?
Speaker 1Alright, t give my intro music.
Speaker 2I was going to hook you up, but then you was like stay out of.
Speaker 1New York.
Speaker 2No, no, no T.
Speaker 1No, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 4She was all through those comments.
Speaker 1Oh T, that is oh T. Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. You know I'm triggering my shit. Uh-oh, uh-oh, give me a ride. Yeah, yeah, he earned his money tonight. He earned his money tonight. Yeah, he put two of my loves together. That's your shit, yeah, alright. Yeah, he put Beyonce and some damn Jamaican music together. T you want me Triggered as shit tonight, don't you? You want me triggered as shit.
Speaker 2You know, t paid attention Because he played the Jamaican shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I did not say I was tired Of that Jamaican shit. Yep, it's alright, I still love it. You pay attention, bro. You do pay attention, though. That's why I love T. Shout out to the DJ. Y'all, y'all. Give love to the DJ, for real man, shout out to the DJ. We love crazy.
Speaker 1Listen y'all, y'all know, look in for your event. That was like 30 seconds late, for, and as we've known, as I've grown into my older years, I've let go of shots with tears. Shots with tears is very aggressive. You would have thought I was from New York, right? You know what I'm saying? New York, no, scratch. I've let go of shots with tears. We are not clocking any tea tonight. I have gone onto a new path of tears as thoughts and I have a lot of thoughts for fucking today. You know what? Thought number one I just want people to recognize when you are on the highway and you in that far left lane, you going 60 and everybody going around you going 75. Get your ass out the way. Please Go to the handicap lane on the end. Yeah, because, why I got to beat the horn at you Now you mad.
Speaker 4Now you mad.
Speaker 1I don't beat the horn, I don't act to the ass. I can't even look at you for real when I'm driving, I'm driving past, I'm like, nah, I be staring at the ass Because, like, move your ass out the way, get your ass out the way.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying. Like how many of y'all have been in the far left fast lane and the nigga is not going the fast lane speed?
Speaker 1Oh my God, it Doesn't. That piss you off, it pisses me off. Fast lane is the fast lane Right.
Speaker 4Get over For a reason.
Speaker 1Get over, got it. I be mad as hell and I ain't gonna lie. Forgive me. If there's some people out here, it's always white people. I need a fan.
Speaker 2We got white people out here Is white people out here. You're my fan.
Speaker 1Oh, my bad, sis. Y'all killed my battery. It's your people, though I don't see that DNA in you. So you good, you good it was a white lady in the front, hey girl she white, she not white that is a white lady she's invited to the cookout.
Speaker 2That's why she here, that nigga sick, push the.
Speaker 4Button what's the nasty work? Button push, the button push the button.
Speaker 1that's nasty work. He said it. We are not saying diddy party, what's?
Speaker 2the nasty work button. Push the button. Push the button. Push the button Because that is fucking.
Speaker 1That's nasty work.
Speaker 2That's nasty work.
Speaker 1That's nasty work. Yeah, we got to watch that nigga.
Speaker 2Security should have stopped that nigga to go. Oh wait, Before you go, can I place my story?
Speaker 1No, no, you cannot, not during my segment. No, you fucking cannot Wait it's right.
Speaker 2No, no, no, listen, let me address some shit. Okay, go ahead. Terrace's thought number two Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1Excuse me y'all. I'm tired of getting on this fucking shit with y'all and you always interrupt me when I'm giving my fucking segment. Now I am sick of this shit. It's not. It's like 10 of them motherfuckers out there, plus my brother. Hoochies make some noise. You feel in between two Hoochies, though? Wait, hold on.
Speaker 2Hoochies make some noise. Woo hey, see, I gave him some props, stop fucking interrupting, stop interrupting. Okay, I'm sorry, hey, hey, hey, that wasn't me to stop, hey T T.
Speaker 1You on fire tonight? T yeah, t you on fire tonight? Goddamn yes T yeah.
Speaker 2Shout out to my hoochies.
Speaker 1All right man. Thought number two. Thought number two this is a red flag. Shout out to Red Flag Playbook yes, me and your girl Sid. On Sundays, highly Unique, radio 7 to 9. Get your wine, we got red flags for you. If they only call you at night but never ask how your day went, that is not a vibe baby, he's a vampire.
Speaker 2Okay, no, don't answer that phone, ladies, we just want some pussy.
Speaker 1That nigga call you at night but he don't ask how your day went, but asking what you doing and what you wearing. Fuck that nigga, we want some pussy. Thank you, I just said. He's not a vibe, he's a vampire. That's what that is. That's not a vampire, that is a vampire. That's a nigga wanting pussy.
Speaker 2Yeah, this goes out to all the pirates and pirates. We got this booty. You know what? Hey, hey.
Speaker 1I'm not playing with y'all tonight. Y'all said ain't no party like a Diddy party. Again, it's sick.
Speaker 2That's nasty work.
Speaker 1That is nasty, crazy, that is nasty. We got to watch this little section right here.
Speaker 2Nasty, nasty work, nasty work, it's the ripper.
Terrace's Thoughts and Red Flag Warnings
Speaker 1I don't know who it is. Listen, fellas, this one is for you. Stop driving your girlfriend's Nissan Altima on two wheels. Baby, get that lady her car back, especially y'all that be driving y'all girlfriend's car that got them AKA plates on there. I be seeing y'all come around that corner With the sparkly steering wheel. That is sick.
Speaker 4Get that lady her car back and stop fucking up her tires.
Speaker 1Stop fucking up her tires, jody.
Speaker 4And that nigga right here in the front he laughing hard as fuck.
Speaker 1So that mean he do that shit, he laughing hard as fuck Driving your lady. Nissan Altima like that.
Speaker 2He said no, he got his Show of hands. How many ladies in here drive a Nissan Altima, altima?
Speaker 1Nobody drives an Altima, she drives an Altima. Who drives an Altima? Just one.
Speaker 5Just one lady driving a Nissan Altima.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, Fellas stay away from her. Why? If she drives a Nissan Altima, that's what the fuck is an Altima?
Speaker 1She's fucking toxic. What the fuck is an Altima? My nigga, ultima, ultima Ultima. If you a lady that drives a.
Speaker 2Nissan Ultima she toxic, she toxic. Why? She probably going to tell you she toxic, put your hand up, you toxic. Give her a mic. What is it? What is?
Speaker 1it no, no, no, no, no. It's the Nissan Ultima. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2He right, though Majority of the women drive Altimas Niggas drive Maximus no they drive their women cars is what I'm saying Interesting. Well, what Well hit you.
Speaker 1What you mean hit you. He got experience. He talking from experience. Somebody with a Maximus here.
Speaker 2Wait, where's the lady with the Altima? She got a mic. I got a mic. Are you toxic? I am See I Are you toxic, I am See. I told you, friends, shut up. I told you, yo, women that drive Altimas are toxic as fuck.
Speaker 1They're toxic as fuck.
Speaker 2That's also my lawyer, so hey, but yo I love the woman that drives the Altimas, but y'all are toxic as fuck.
Speaker 1Didn't you drive Altimas. So what kind of car would you prefer your woman to drive? Not an Altima, anything, but an Altima, anything but an Altima. Actually, that's a good question, sid. What kind of car would you prefer a nigga to drive? Me, yeah, like, if you see a nigga, what kind of car he stepping out of? A Bentayga? A Bentayga, what the fuck is that? You got dreams, you got high dreams. What is a Bentayga? They've been accomplished. You know what I think? I like the F1P.
Speaker 4I ain't gonna lie I love a good truck.
Speaker 1A nigga in the truck, do it. Yeah. A nigga in the truck Zio, we know you got a Maxima, so that could put the water in the back of the truck.
Speaker 2That's what you like, yeah, or that could have a Touch my truck.
Speaker 1Steve, hey, hey, grab my truck, touch my truck. You have a Maxima, you have a girl's car.
Speaker 2No, no, no, Ultima's a woman's car.
Speaker 1You're a fairy.
Speaker 2Maxima, or nigga's car. Ultima's a woman's car.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, Thank you section.
Speaker 2Thank you, Yep yep, hey yo security, kick these motherfuckers out right now.
Speaker 1No, don't kick my section out. Nah, kick them out, kick them out. All right, listen. Thought number four I know I said this earlier and I've been saying it on the last couple thoughts.
Speaker 2Bojangles has failed. The fuck off. Popeyes has saved our life every day. Wait, it's not Bojangles, it's Bo.
Speaker 1Hangless, whatever, fuck Bojangles. Let me tell y'all about the Bojangles on Sunset, yet again Y'all. I went up there and I asked for a thigh and a leg. I want a thigh and a leg, a two-piece snack, really. I was just trying to get a little snack. Y'all them. People did not have no thighs, all they had was wings Wings, yes, what's wrong with that? I like thighs. Well, they didn't have thighs, they had wings. I didn't want that.
Speaker 2They are a chicken place. Thank you, you got to have a variety. Wait, wait, you said they are a chicken place. That gave you chicken wings.
Speaker 1No, you got to have a variety. What if I can't eat the wings? What if I'm allergic to wings? They can't cater to you. They cater to all these motherfuckers out here that want chicken. They should cater, but you know who did not deny my thigh?
Speaker 4Who.
Speaker 1Popeye about eating their papas. They be getting that nasty chicken. I just got to stop eating now.
Speaker 5honestly, I better stop eating papas.
Speaker 1I done told y'all yeah, listen, they done.
Speaker 2Got Sue Go back and watch that what you say, Rip what you say who's that Travi or Rip?
Speaker 1I'm not listening to a nigga that is talking about Diddy Parties. I'm not even going to go there.
Speaker 4Can I tell something?
Speaker 1No, you cannot say nothing. I'm not done. Test is thought number five Fuck Ladies, shit Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. Do not let y'all friends go out to these parties this summer without putting some kind of hygiene on, okay? I'm tired of going to these day parties and smelling like badussy. That's disgusting. Tell your friends clean. Listen. I know I hate this. Y'all know I hate talking to us.
Speaker 1I hate talking to us because, ladies, we do no wrong. So I hate talking to us, okay, but sometimes we just got to tell our friends and hold our friends' head and say you stink, friend.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, please please you stink friend. Yeah, because I went to a lot of these you stink friend. I went to a lot of girls, like you know, their arms fucking.
Speaker 1But, ladies, don't worry, we can have it, because I'm talking to these men too. Men, please, y'all just go to the Y. Y'all been hooping, y'all done, did all this, and a girl ask you to pull up. Don't pull up, to me smelling like hoop and X. You know what I'm saying? Go home and wash between your ass this the thing with me and like they completely fine with like not washing for a couple days, but I ain't do shit today. What?
Speaker 2man, you hanging out with Right right what the fuck who you hanging out with Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1Let me clarify what the fuck? Let me clarify, because I'm not talking about my nigga, I'm talking about the niggas y'all be fucking with. Okay, who's? Y'all Let me clarify that a couple of y'all friends that came to the studio stank as hell Like niggas. Be breath, be stank. Niggas sit around all day smoking fucking black and browns and smoking weed and then be what's up shawty.
Speaker 3Nigga where the fuck is the Listerine.
Speaker 2I want to know who's y'all T? I don't know Tongue wine wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1Who? I'm glad you brought it up. All right, friend, hold your hand, Hold your hand. Who say this? Sometimes that happened a couple times you done, came, you done, came you done. We hold your hand as we say this, though we say this out of love, though we say this out of love oh, they going to get me started on this motherfucking stage.
Speaker 2All these motherfucking people out here, you going to get me motherfucking started. Oh shit, Let me stand the fuck up on this shit. Y'all be all fucking off this shit. Y'all shit. Be all this way and that way.
Speaker 1Don't fucking get me started. Don't piss me off. Don't piss me off.
Speaker 2Don't piss me off, he been holding that in he been holding that in.
Speaker 1We gonna shut up. We gonna shut up.
Speaker 5Listen, you know what I'm screaming.
Speaker 1What you say, my wig be every which way. That was one time. Let me tell y'all what he talking about. Okay, because I don't like when people talk about me out of context that Like, fuck this podcast, I'm not doing my hair for podcast. I literally put the wig on and then walked into podcast. Stop, the shit is on. Why would you do?
Speaker 5that the shit is cheap, baby, hush it tight. The shit ain't moving, yo Tuck tuck Book trap seed.
Speaker 1No, don't, because it took me all day.
Speaker 2But what kind of glue you got on there, the shit you can't afford? What kind of glue is that?
Speaker 1It's a good shit. Clearly you so stupid. Don't look over this way because don't touch mine, don't play with me.
Speaker 2That's your natural hair. Though that is my natural hair, it is. I ain't going to message your natural hair.
Speaker 1Shout out to Braze by Bria, twist by Bria, who did your hair? Where she at my friend, raise your hand. Yes, bria, you don't see her. She right there. She right there.
Speaker 2She didn't raise her hand.
Speaker 1Her hand is raised. What are you talking about? She, black as shit, right by the fan.
Speaker 2She right by the fan.
Speaker 1See this is why she going to jump me right there Because you can't see, you got glaucoma. This is why she going to jump me. Let me finish my thought. Sometimes, black people and I love us for real right one thing about it, black people we gonna throw a cookout for no reason, right hence, today, as we did today for no reason. Grandma just got her hip fixed, y'all. We gonna throw some stuff on the grill.
Speaker 4Grandma just got home y'all come on by right we hit the meat truck.
Speaker 1Listen, you just got your tags paid on your car. Yeah, I'm gonna throw a little shit on the grill. You know what I mean? It's a live podcast. Yeah, we're just going to throw a couple steaks on the grill. You know what I'm saying? We're going to cook out for everything and that's the one thing I love about us for real. Okay, we're going to cook out for everything, but y'all, we can't cook out because, ray, I saw a cookout flyer on Instagram two days ago. Right, ray, ray is going upstate. He going to jail, so they doing a goodbye cookout for my friend. Listen, I have been to some of those. I can't support that because why is he going to jail? I can't support it.
Speaker 2You want to know why he going to jail. Friend who's going to jail?
Speaker 1This is somebody I know you want to know why he going to jail friend somebody. I can't support that. We can't support that cookout. Sometimes they be in the bond. Who be in the bond, nate? No, friend, no, we just can't support some of that stuff. I'm in the bond, nate no, we can't.
Speaker 2I don't know what the fuck they talking about.
Speaker 1You don't get invited to cookouts, see, you know, thank you, thank you. You be struggling from setting it off. Oh.
Speaker 5Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2Oh damn, you don't want to. You be struggling from setting it off. What do you say, young lady? Oh, set it off. Wait, somebody give her a mic. She been on point all night yeah night.
Speaker 1Shout out to her Night. Can you give her a mic please?
Speaker 2Can we give this young lady a mic please? I need to hear what the fuck she said. Yes, Where's the mic at? Hello?
Speaker 1I see Destiny.
Speaker 2Destiny Over here.
Speaker 1Right here, Destiny Yoo-hoo. There was nothing between them eyes, because, fran, you was a little lost. Yeah, she was lost.
Speaker 5Destiny, you was scaring us for a second there. That's that punch. She was saying I'm in a bind, Nate, oh, talking about set it off.
Speaker 2Huh, you never seen set it off. I saw set it off. Huh, you never seen set it off. I saw set it off with Quill and Tifa. Oh my God.
Speaker 3Who else is there?
Speaker 2Wait why you take the mic from her. I didn't hear what she said. She said it three times. She said I'm going to hear her say it again. Say it again.
Speaker 5You can't hear Set it off when Jada was going through that little situation. I'm in the vine, Nick. I'm in the vine, Nick. Hey, say it again One more time I'm in the vine, Nick.
Speaker 1I'm in the vine, nick. I like the way she's saying it. You so ugly. I like the way she's saying it. Last one y'all this is a deep one. So take it for what it is. Take it for what it's not.
Speaker 1Listen I want everybody to listen to me. You just feel like you suffocate and you feel like life is just overwhelming and you feel like you just can't breathe. And this is those moments where you feel like you at your lowest, but there is pain and strength. And when I say that, that means in the next day, that comes in a day after that. There's a little bit of strength you give.
Speaker 1And I know everybody likes to say you know, you guys toughest soldier, you all this, you don't got to be that. And I want all y'all to know that you don't got to be God's toughest soldier, you all this, you don't got to be that. And I want all y'all to know that you don't got to be God's toughest soldier. That is not the job you apply for. It's okay to break down and cry. It's okay to be in a space where you feel like you got to reset and revitalize. Take that time, reset, revitalize, rejuvenate and get back to you. Yes, terrace's thoughts. Wow, hit my little sprinkle. See, you can't never do it right. Hit my sprinkle. What sprinkle you want? The harp. Thank you, brother.
Speaker 2That wasn't what I meant to play. That you did it.
Speaker 1Stop, because I'm not a villain.
Speaker 2But you know, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, so listen. Who got a cup in their hand? Who got a drink in their hand? They're not drunk in there, no, no listen, you got a drink, okay, so when we play, my friend right?
Speaker 1here got $20. He said he bought everybody a drink, you did.
Speaker 2Yeah, right here, that's what's one particular sound bite. We put our drinks in the air, so if you got a drink right now, we're about to play the sound bite. Wait Ball, tinder, I need one more drink.
Speaker 1Stop calling her like that Ball tinder. You know what? Every time she come over here, I'm going to look at her crazy, shout out to my boy, k-digital, in the building I know they had anywhere when K at In the back walking out to go get some food. Hey, what up my nigga K Did you do? I know he's going to get food. He better not come back over here.
Speaker 2So I'm going to play this. I don't got a drink yet.
Speaker 4I don't got a drink. That's Tarris. No you can eat my hot dog.
Speaker 2I can eat the glizzy.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm going to fuck that shit up, so I I'll bring you a drink to play in. Okay, she don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2We got one more minute before we bring our performers on. Okay, can I get a drink in like 30 seconds?
Speaker 1No, no, it's not going to happen. No, she got a guess, she's got a line, she got a whole line going.
Speaker 2Okay, so if you got a drink right now, we're going to play this sound bite three.
Speaker 1Album and stores? Yeah, because that's not the right. What the fuck was that? You old ass nigga? No Polo, he fucked your board up. Oh, go back, go back. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2Polo, he owe you something. Nah, wait, wait. That wasn't Wait, wait Okay.
Final Thoughts and Show Closing
Speaker 4You're fucking up. You're fucking up, you an old ass, nigga.
Speaker 2All right, so we're going to play this sound bite and you're going to put your drink in the air. You ready One, two, three.
Speaker 1Nobody did it, nobody did it bud, nobody did it Fuck our niggas. Nobody did it with us. Thank you T. Wait, wait, wait, stop, no, t was better, t was better. T was better. T was better T was better.
Speaker 5His is better.
Speaker 1Yo Sprinkle ain't do shit, but T's did it. Who did it? T's was better. Go ahead T Drop that shit. You know what I'm saying? Wait, wait, wait, no, no.
Speaker 2Wait, hold on, t Stop Stop.
Speaker 1Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Are we signing off? Yes, motherfucker, well, listen, okay, hey, hey before we sign off what? Let me address something.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Stop talking to me like you've lost your mind. Shut the fuck up, you've lost your fucking marbles.
Speaker 2What the fuck they gonna do? You've lost your marbles. What the fuck they gonna do? Stop talking.
Speaker 1Stop playing with me like that.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying and it's your boy, co McClain. Oh, we got Kashmir, blizzy.
Speaker 1Sign this bitch off so I can get off the stage. Kashmir Blizzy. We about to have to throw these hands, ain't we T yeah oh you said it's your girl, trapsy, it's Tarzan Script. I quit this fucking podcast.
Speaker 2No, you don't.
Speaker 1We out, yeah, yeah.
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