Noadvisory Podcast

From Government Shutdown To Jewel Heists And Hip-Hop Freestyles

• Noadvisory Podcast • Season 7

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The room is loud, the jokes fly, and then the floor drops out: government benefits are frozen, TSA workers are stretched thin, and families are doing math at the register. We start with birthday energy and end up deep in the real-world fallout of a shutdown—EBT, WIC, TANF, Medicaid, school meals—and what that means for travel, safety, and the people who can’t afford to miss a paycheck. A first-hand TSA story brings the headlines into focus: a half check, a prayer in a hallway, and a job you still have to do.

From there, we chase the money. An $11 million nonprofit fraud targeting children’s meals turns into mansions and a luxury SUV, and we ask the uncomfortable questions about accountability, restitution, and why “investing stolen money” isn’t strategy, it’s hubris. Then we pivot to culture shock with reports of a threat against Diddy behind bars—power, spectacle, and how mental health programming gets framed when celebrity meets the carceral system.

The episode’s wildest left turn? A daylight jewel raid in France pulled off in construction gear, a freight lift, and getaway scooters. We break down the timeline, the haul, and why heists captivate us even when the losses are insured. That thrill is cut short by a viral tragedy from Houston: two women fighting in the street are killed by a hit-and-run driver. We argue hard about ethics—stop or flee, fear versus duty—and how context like lighting, traffic, and adrenaline warps judgment.

We wrap with our favorite curveball: “What Would You Do?” A bleary late-night arrival, a door left open, a blurry silhouette, and the slow horror of realizing you’re in the wrong house. The room builds a practical playbook—verify addresses, call before entering, announce yourself, and leave fast if tension spikes—before we drop into a live “Pot and Bars” freestyle set that captures the chaos and honesty of the night.

If you like real talk, sharp turns, and a mix of humor with hard truths, hit play now. Subscribe, rate, and share with a friend who loves heists, headlines, and heated debates—and tell us: what would you have done?

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SPEAKER_18:

Yoo G short is more dangerous, Kumar Bosie Podcast. Your boy, CO McClay. It's your girl, Nola Des, known as Get Booze with us.

SPEAKER_09:

Swish on the C though there's a nigga more players than to say you can know the fuck over.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh the fuck. Yes! It's the Switch. No, on a on it's Swish birth, bro. It's not your birthday today. Happy birthday is on Saturday. So on the count of three, we're gonna say happy birthday swish. Okay? You ready? Okay, on the count of three. One, two, three.

SPEAKER_02:

Happy birthday, Swish!

SPEAKER_06:

Now that shit was whack as fuck. We gotta put some energy into that. That shit was lame. That shit was dry. Young nigga sound like that was tired. Hell no, we ain't singing. We just gonna say happy birthday. Loud as fuck, okay? You ready? One more time, Swish. You ready? One, two, three. Happy birthday, Swish!

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, my nigga. Yeah, you can't. You the old ass nigga now.

SPEAKER_09:

You fishing it old. I'm getting up there. I'm getting up there.

SPEAKER_06:

Mm-hmm. We got great show play. Let's give a round of applause for our motherfucking studio audience. I can't.

SPEAKER_10:

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_06:

A lot of motherfuckers in here today. And I'm saying, shout out to mama nigga DJ Polo. Polo. What up low on the ones and twos already, man? Hey, shout out to my nigga seven, man. I mean, he he gets us right every fucking week. It's bad. You know what I'm saying? I'm mad he ain't got the sage, though. No, the Scorpio got there.

SPEAKER_02:

He got an instant light. Oh shit. What you mean?

SPEAKER_06:

What do you say?

SPEAKER_02:

It's Scorpio season.

SPEAKER_09:

Scorpio season. Nah, we ain't going for no slender. We let y'all have y'all little time.

SPEAKER_06:

That's nasty work. That's nasty work on a Scorpio slander. That's so that's crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

Because my mine's just ended. That's why I gotta do that.

SPEAKER_06:

Shout out my nigga K Digital with the camp. Yeah, I mean, what up, K. Shout out my nigga sleep, sleep, sleep. Clean. What up, my nigga? You good? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Sleep. Yes, baby. Shout out to the ladies in the building. Got like the building.

SPEAKER_16:

How are they? My best friend's in the building. Shout out to the best friends. Best friend with a best friend. Right here. They're right here.

SPEAKER_08:

They're right here. That's the best friend. That's one of my favorite people, Michael, right here. She's a very, very good rapper. You feel me? She got a lot of hits out here. You feel me? She might hop on she might hop on pot and bars tonight, you know.

SPEAKER_09:

You never know. But hold on, you nice?

unknown:

She's nice.

SPEAKER_09:

Nice.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh shit. She alright?

SPEAKER_09:

She's nice.

SPEAKER_06:

How you supposed to say I'm nice. I'm nice. I'm that shit. Yeah, right. Thank you. Say what you checked. Like y'all messed, nigga. Oh, you got it. You got it. You know what I mean? But y'all, man. Um, shout out to um Twitch right. I mean, no, Twitch right here. Shout out to Twitch. We love y'all twitch. Shout out to uh TikTok. Yeah, Twitch right there. Shout out to TikTok. We love y'all tick tock. Y'all always be tick tocking. Shout out to Instagram. Instagram, y'all Instagram been going up lately. I don't know. The algorithm is the algorithm.

SPEAKER_08:

The live was jumping too. The other day, the live was jumping.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know what. It was talking about quality.

SPEAKER_18:

Huh?

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, you know, Wi-Fi be Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi be wifi. That shit was funny. Hey yo, hey, we can cut that shit off now because I'm cold as fuck. I was hot as fuck. Going through menopause. Now I'm cold as fuck. Oh my god. Kick that shit, T's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Oh my nigga.

SPEAKER_18:

Then it's gonna be hot as fuck.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay.

SPEAKER_18:

Destiny. Destiny.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clack, whatever they got, do that. What's that shit? Clack it, clock it.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

All that good shit.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah. What's tea?

SPEAKER_06:

What tea you got? I don't even know why I'm doing that shit. I got tea.

SPEAKER_18:

I got the tea.

SPEAKER_06:

Like that. Tia shit, tight shit.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, type shit. Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

But hold on, before you start, what the fuck is your food, nigga?

SPEAKER_17:

You say I ate my food on the way here. I ate my food on the way here.

SPEAKER_09:

I ate my food on the way here. I eat all day. I ate my food on the way here.

SPEAKER_18:

That's cap. You was eating and driving?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, I do a lot of shit and drive. I drive on my knees, bro. Weed. What's the food? Y'all had food? Wait, wait. She ain't have no food.

unknown:

I'm not hey.

SPEAKER_16:

She locked me.

SPEAKER_06:

So he didn't have no food on the way here?

SPEAKER_02:

You can't lie. Keep it funky.

SPEAKER_09:

I have my food. You want me to bring the you want a food? You want me to bring it inside?

SPEAKER_16:

That's what happened. Why you just didn't say that?

SPEAKER_06:

I had a fool. Where? She just said she was on the ride with you and there was no food. No food.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't have to show her food. I ate my food we had. That's Frank on what she got me. What I had, Meach.

unknown:

That's a friend right here.

SPEAKER_06:

What I had, Meachie. She understood the sound. I ate I did. I scoffed it down. Where? In my stomach. When you say you bringing food, we thinking you bringing food for the masses. Right.

SPEAKER_09:

Never did I say that. Never did I say I was bringing food for the masses.

SPEAKER_18:

When I bring drinks, who I bring drinks for. I ain't bringing drinks for your ass no more.

SPEAKER_09:

We talk about food. When you was late last week and you said you brought food, my stomach was empty.

SPEAKER_06:

The whole show. It wasn't late. I'm trying to figure out what's going on right now.

SPEAKER_16:

We ain't never getting no food though. Right. I ain't getting no food so that was. You see how karma works? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06:

You see how karma works? It wasn't late.

SPEAKER_16:

No, we was getting food, but then we want it. Yeah. Because bojangles ain't never got shit.

SPEAKER_04:

That's cad. They say that.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, chicken pussy and we got no chicken. That's the jangles feed me well. Gotta wanna need it, I gotta have one. As for chicken, we ain't got no chicken. Nigga, you should suppose prefer chicken, bow jangles. Late, mate, food, smooth.

SPEAKER_18:

We here, what we doing. Anyways, we got birthday. Birthdays, we got Amandela Stenburst. She turned 27.

SPEAKER_06:

Who the fuck is that? Never heard of her.

SPEAKER_18:

Um, if you ever watch The Hate You Give, she played on that.

SPEAKER_06:

Wait, by a show of hands, who watched that show? One, two, three, four. Yeah, y'all outnumbered. It's like 30 niggas. It's a love show.

SPEAKER_18:

No, it's about um her best friend got killed by a police officer. She was trying to get justice. That sounds like uh it's a crazy movie. And then she ended up having a she had like a white best friend, and that friendship ended in all that type stuff. But yeah, she ended up getting justice.

SPEAKER_07:

Is it to be a little bit?

SPEAKER_18:

No, not Todd of Heron. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_06:

It sounds like Queen and Slim. It's like a Queen and Slim type thing. But it's like 30 niggas in here and only four people raise their hand. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_18:

It was a good ass movie.

SPEAKER_06:

But happy birthday tell, how old she turned?

SPEAKER_18:

27.

SPEAKER_06:

27. Happy birthday, 27.

SPEAKER_18:

Then we got Miguel, he turned 40. Who's Miguel? The singer. You don't know what a free.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, that's him? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

He turned 40? Happy birthday, Miguel. You unk now. Unk, nigga.

SPEAKER_18:

Then we got LaVar Ball.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, he lost his chopped hair, man. He chopped his leg. Yeah, cancer or some shit. Nah, it was something wrong with his leg. He had they say he had like uh gout. Yeah, gout. And that's that old nigga shit. Yeah, serious, serious gout.

SPEAKER_08:

You know, what's the name? He's been going, he's been getting a lot of surgeries too. He had like 50 surgeries. Dion. Oh, Dion Dion. Yeah, Dion. He's gonna surgery. Damn, man. Shout out to the old niggas that's good fathers, man. Hope y'all get better, man. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

It's hot as a bitch.

SPEAKER_18:

It's hot. It's hot as a bitch. I don't know why you turned it off in the first place. My bad.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, you can flip that cake, just flip the button.

SPEAKER_18:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

With the button.

SPEAKER_18:

Anyway, it's last person. We got Jackie Long, 44.

SPEAKER_06:

Shout out to Jackie Long, man. Jackie Long. How's he turned? That's a dude. 44. Who's that? That's a dude with the beard.

SPEAKER_13:

Um he played on ATL and Serena. He's Serena Waller fits. What's his name?

SPEAKER_08:

Serena Blair. He was a dark skin nigga on ATL.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah. His name was Benjamin. No, it's Benjamin. His name was Benjamin. He was a smart nigga. The one that went to um that had the scholarships and shit.

SPEAKER_09:

Sasquire, right? Esquire.

SPEAKER_08:

I said Sasquire. That's crazy. You got shot again. Holly turn. Take a shot.

SPEAKER_18:

44. 44.

SPEAKER_06:

44. Happy birthday, nigga. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, it's Scorpio season.

SPEAKER_06:

It's old, son. It's old, okay. I heard.

SPEAKER_18:

And the last birthday is Swish birthday. Even though it's not today, it's gonna be on the biggest.

SPEAKER_09:

I ain't gonna drop my cash app. I'm not dropping my cash app. My money's straight.

SPEAKER_06:

Send all the areolas too. That's how I'm doing it. Nah, don't, don't, please don't drop the cash app. I'm not dropping cash app. I'm dropping Snapchat. Send the Ariolos too. Oh send the Ariolas too. I'm like, please don't do that cash app.

SPEAKER_02:

I wanna see the Areolas.

SPEAKER_06:

It's fire. Ain't nobody doing that though.

SPEAKER_02:

They're not.

SPEAKER_06:

No, nobody doing that. You'd be surprised. You you you you're right. You better go to New Orleans.

SPEAKER_02:

You're gonna see them everywhere.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that's true. Uh-huh. What is bodyguard?

SPEAKER_04:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_18:

What we got going on?

SPEAKER_04:

We got a live studio session. It'll be in the past. We got a live studio session in the building on the party. What's that, T?

SPEAKER_06:

What's that?

SPEAKER_18:

We can't hold it. It is Halloween.

SPEAKER_17:

No, no, no, mama.

SPEAKER_18:

Like, it is Halloween. What was that?

SPEAKER_06:

Hold on now. We ain't gonna do that, nigga. We out of here.

SPEAKER_08:

Alright.

SPEAKER_18:

We got the hot topics now. Hot topics.

SPEAKER_08:

I better come on with it. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so y'all know we're gonna be eating noodles for Thanksgiving.

unknown:

Why?

SPEAKER_04:

Because I ain't no food stamps.

SPEAKER_18:

I'm pretty sure people in your whole houses y'all be going to be buying food stamps, allegedly. You know. But anyways, due to the ongoing government shutdown that started on October 1st, it's now it is now 22 days since the shutdown has.

SPEAKER_06:

22 days, goddamn.

SPEAKER_18:

22 days.

SPEAKER_06:

Try to steal jumping. Try to still jump. Try to still go crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah. Millions of Americans could go without receiving benefits such as EBT, WIC, Medicaid, School Mail Fundings, and T A N F in November.

SPEAKER_06:

Wait, what's T A N Fuffe?

SPEAKER_18:

TANF. The um temporary assistance. Y'all holding it, listen.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm not gonna hold you. Keep it funky. That's fine.

SPEAKER_18:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I definitely did.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that's crazy though. EBT crazy though. What's T A N Free Tana building? For needy families.

SPEAKER_08:

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_18:

Y'all, what are you doing? Are you good?

SPEAKER_09:

I'm chilling. And then me, it's the mic. The mic has some punch. The mic has some punch.

SPEAKER_17:

He didn't even have the punch.

SPEAKER_06:

The mic had the punch. This shit got scrolliosis, bro. Thank you. Seven seven got you. Seven got you, gang. Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

My dog right here.

SPEAKER_08:

I don't even know that's really my doggy right there.

SPEAKER_18:

Hey, you know. Alright, anyways, the US USDA has warned that if Congress and Senate does not come to an agreement soon, they will run out of fundings, which many states like Louisiana and Missouri have already announced that November benefits may be delayed or not distributed at all if the shutdown continues. So basically in two weeks, if the government is still shut down, no one's not gonna get any benefits. But October benefits has already been processed and families still have access to use those benefits, but they are going to have to budget possibility like an extra month of what they have. And if you need help, they do have resources, so make sure you guys, you know, look out to the you know, churches, organizations so you guys could get help.

SPEAKER_06:

Anyway, let me tell you how real it is, right? So I work at the port, right? So the port. Yeah, the port. For the niggas that know, they know. So I I was I was walking around and shit, and it was a TSA agent. And the nigga was sitting on the floor, right? So I'm walking by, I'm like, you know, watch this nigga. He was playing gospel music. Like, Lord, some like Lord, save me some shit. I was like, damn, he really going through it. I was like, yo, bro, I'm gonna say a prayer for you. He's like, yeah, man, thank you, bro. He was going through it. So my home girl, I got because I used to work for TSA, so I got some people's there. She was like, yo, 50 motherfuckers done quit already from TSA. Wow. Because they're not getting paid. Bro, this is the bro, they're getting their last half a check. What today is? Thursday.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

I think either today or yesterday or Friday, this they're getting their last, this is the letter. This is it. The half a check is a half a check. This is it. So this is it. Like, this is no more money after this. So yeah, the nigga was on the floor. I was like, yo, bro, I'ma say it's praying for you. He's like, he's going through it, bro. He was like on the floor. He was looked like he was depleted. He was just like, so TSA not paying niggas right now. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_10:

No, government not paying.

SPEAKER_06:

So TSA get paid by the government. Yes, they that's a federal agency. Yes. They get paid by the government. They have to go to work. And they have to because they out, they they are at will employees. So no matter regardless of what the fuck is going on, they gotta go to work.

SPEAKER_08:

Why would you sign up for a job like that, though?

SPEAKER_06:

That's crazy. So shout out to all my TSA agents out there, man. Shit like that. Y'all gonna get through this shit. I'm gonna have a drink. Yeah, like that.

SPEAKER_08:

That shit not affecting me at all. You feel me? Like, I work a regular job. But I know it's people that it's affecting, so I hope everybody gets through what they're going through. Oh yeah. You feel me? May God be with you. And you know, yeah, we everything gonna be straight. Everything gonna be good, man.

SPEAKER_06:

So if I if y'all wanna fly, don't fly after this week. Why? Because TSA ain't gonna check your shit, nigga. Who the fuck are they gonna check? Nigga be like, go ahead. You know, y'all go through the machine and shit. You gotta put your hands through there. They're like, come through. Yeah, they better come through. Come on now. You a sound brother? Come on, come on, come on. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright. Alright, audience, audience.

SPEAKER_08:

What's the clothes of the door?

SPEAKER_18:

I'm not telling you.

SPEAKER_08:

You don't open the door for me.

SPEAKER_18:

We don't tell totals around here.

SPEAKER_08:

Pardon me. I'm bad. I'm bad. Pardon me.

SPEAKER_18:

I'm weak. Anyways, okay. So a lady in Missouri, she had she was big balling with 11, over 11 million that she was supposed to be feeding to children, but she was big balling.

SPEAKER_04:

Big balling. What's her name?

SPEAKER_18:

Connie Bobo.

unknown:

Connie Bobo.

SPEAKER_06:

Sound about right. Connie Bobo. That's shit, real too.

SPEAKER_18:

Connie Bobo is her name. She's the executive director of the New Heights Community Resource.

SPEAKER_03:

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm back.

SPEAKER_13:

We got the game bag. We got the gang bang.

SPEAKER_06:

We got a gangbag.

SPEAKER_17:

Okay, we got sleeves. We got sleeves.

SPEAKER_18:

Okay. Let's continue with books. Okay. Connie Bobo. Connie Bobo. Alright, so she is the executive director of New Heights Community Resource Center in Missouri. And she is accused of stealing nearly$11 million in federal funds that were meant to feed low-income children between 2019 and 2022. On October 22nd, prosecutors said she filed false reimbursement claims through state mail programs that her nonprofits served nearly 6 million meals, which DS. I know y'all not doing that. That was my shit.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06:

Funny, I'm not laughing at you. I'm not laughing at the laugh. It was Swish. Swish did it. My bad.

SPEAKER_18:

I'm not laughing at me.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, you know, we're not doing that. Okay, we ain't gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_06:

Do your thing, my bad, Swiss.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pay attention. Anyway. So her nonprofit, she said that her nonprofit served nearly six million meals, which DHS paid out approximately 11 million for that period. Instead of her feeding kids, investigators said that she purchased 4.3 million mansion.

SPEAKER_06:

4.3 million dollar mansion. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_18:

Damn. A$2.2 dollar million invested in commercial real estate. God damn. She's trying to get that bread back.

SPEAKER_08:

She's trying to get that bread back.

SPEAKER_18:

Mm-hmm. And then she gave her boyfriend$1.4 million.

SPEAKER_06:

Shout out to him.

SPEAKER_18:

So he could buy him a Mercedes-Benz.

SPEAKER_06:

He was smacking it. He was doing right shit by it. City Boys up a thousand.

SPEAKER_08:

City Boys up a crazy. You gave it earlier? 1.3 billion. Uh-huh. Shout out to the shout-outs.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, shout out them motherfuckers in jail.

SPEAKER_06:

The boys are in jail too? No. That's fucked up. They took the non-profit money and she went and splurged it on cribs and cars.

SPEAKER_18:

I say she was smart, but smart at the same time.

SPEAKER_06:

It just yeah. Why do you say she was smart though? I want to know about it.

SPEAKER_18:

Because she used it for communal commercial real estate.

SPEAKER_06:

That ain't smart. That's double shit.

SPEAKER_18:

She used it for some shit. She could get some book.

SPEAKER_06:

She ain't a drug dealer.

SPEAKER_18:

True.

SPEAKER_06:

But you know, scammers, they just be, you know, they be stuck. Now if you a drug dealer, that's smart as hell. Yeah, you want to flip the money and shit. But she ain't no drug dealer. And she was stupid as hell. Karma, a bitch, bro. Karma hit you faster than you think it will.

SPEAKER_08:

I ain't gonna lie. She knew she was going to hell. She said, fuck it. Yeah. You feel me? If you accept the consequences, dug it out. You feel me? Do your thing. You feel me? How much? 1.1 million.

SPEAKER_06:

He the winner on the whole situation. He's the right one. And he bought a Mercedes. She won't do it now, but trying to do it right by her paper.

SPEAKER_18:

A Mercedes-Benz G550.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, G550? Yeah, that's about 90, 80.

SPEAKER_08:

Could have been quiet with the whole thing. She was within. He's cool.

SPEAKER_06:

Right, Sleazy. He said, but the leaves are a shit.

SPEAKER_09:

What do you say, Slea's? On God. He'd be a fuck nigga if he wasn't paying for a commissary. Send a commissary. That's it.

SPEAKER_18:

Right.

SPEAKER_09:

He got to make sure the commissary is straight.

SPEAKER_18:

So Bobo is charged with that name is so funny. She is charged with three kind three counts of wire fraud, three counts of aggregate aggravate identity theft, and two counts of obstruction of an official proceeding. And if she is convicted, she will face more than 20 years in prison prison. Or mean these words. And prosecutors are seeking to take all of the assets. And Bo trial has begun. She has refused a plea deal because she would have to admit guilty.

SPEAKER_06:

She refused a plea deal.

SPEAKER_18:

She pleaded not guilty. Which is crazy because she said fuck them kids. Alright, let's get on to Diddy. Y'all miss Diddy?

SPEAKER_06:

Who missed Diddy? You were screaming free. Fuck that. Who said they teeth? Who said they teeth? You sent their teeth by free diddy? Huh?

unknown:

Oh.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm gonna say 17. You good, girl. You good, girl. I'm fucking with you.

SPEAKER_18:

What the fuck? You know the you know, that's real for nothing.

SPEAKER_06:

That's how far. She got me on clock that.

SPEAKER_18:

Hey yo.

SPEAKER_06:

Right.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so Diddy allegedly woke up with a knife to his throat.

SPEAKER_06:

Damn. Damn.

unknown:

Escalated quickly.

SPEAKER_18:

Real quick.

SPEAKER_07:

Real quickly.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so if you guys don't remember, we were waiting to see how long Diddy was going to be sentenced for. He is actually sentenced for four years and two months, along with fines and required programs for mental health and substance abuse.

SPEAKER_06:

Wait, programs for mental health, so they're starting to send a nigga crazy? Mm-hmm. They have a freak off? They're trying to play my nigga dick.

SPEAKER_09:

He's trying to go into the mental health.

SPEAKER_06:

He's telling him so he can get out of the out of the probably regular population.

SPEAKER_18:

Because he wanna see motherfuckers fucking.

SPEAKER_06:

No, they do not against him. They're using the freak off like he's crazy for doing his shit. Man is crazy. Who wants to see that all the time? Crazy niggas get off. Don't you crazy shit? I say the come on his nipples. That's nasty. That shit is crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

That's why he needs to go to mental health for. What are you doing that for? That's nasty, bro. Autumn goddamn body of oils. What are you doing that for?

SPEAKER_06:

That's nasty, bro. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_18:

Anyway, so it has been reported that a close friend of Diddy, Charlucci Finney, claims that Diddy was incarcerated at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, New York. That he allegedly woke up with a knife to his throat. Finney said he doesn't know if Diddy fought off the inmate or if a guard intervened with but confirmed that the incident did occur. According to the report, the weapon was placed at Diddy's throat while he was in his cell as a serious threat. Finney speculated that the attack may have been lost about immediate violence and more about intimidation. He announced that the guy wanted to harm Diddy. He would have harmed him, but it probably was to say, next time you ain't gonna be so lucky.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, he probably woke up. That nigga had a knife to his shit. Nigga, Diddy woke up like, oh yeah, take that, take that. Yeah, take this dick.

SPEAKER_11:

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06:

Poor Diddy. Huh? You said what? Yo, yeah. You gotta get it.

SPEAKER_15:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17:

Huh?

SPEAKER_15:

Diddy is a top. Diddy is not bothered.

SPEAKER_17:

Did he a top? He look like a top? It's giving time. It's giving time. Yeah, we need to hear it. Yeah, he's it's definitely giving time. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_15:

It's definitely giving time. Did he a top ass nigga?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't even know what that means. I'm sorry. What does that mean?

SPEAKER_15:

He likes to be on top. You gotta use your exclusion. I'm not even trying to play that to you.

SPEAKER_06:

So what does that mean?

SPEAKER_15:

He likes to be on top. So he likes to he likes to do the penetration. Yeah. Oh he doesn't like to be penetrated.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, because I I've heard giver and receiver. I never heard top. So is the he's the receiver. No, he's the giver.

SPEAKER_15:

He's the giver.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay, so I never heard top. That's different for the case.

SPEAKER_15:

They use top, bottom, and verse now. Verse is when you do both.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, so this is some advanced lingo and shit.

SPEAKER_15:

No.

SPEAKER_18:

Lingo's a big thing. Advanced lingo.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_18:

Advanced lingo.

SPEAKER_06:

Cause what my nigga oh Saigon said you went in a uh you went in a tight end that came out a wide receiver. That was a bar, nigga. Saigon, that was the illest bar I ever heard. One of the eldest bars I ever heard. But he was dissing, um, he's like, you went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver. He was talking about Joe Buzz or somebody he was talking about. Saigon better than the best rappers alive, though. Yeah, Saigon is nasty. Go crazy. That was nasty. But yeah, so did he so now the phrase is the term is top. But he's a top. That means he's a a giver. If he's a top. Okay, so if you're on top, you're a giver. But don't like if you have a sense, if you're on top, that doesn't that doesn't that mean you're receiving?

SPEAKER_02:

I think it's like if you're a top, you're more of like the submissive one. If you're no top, like dominant, you're dominant, right? And then if you're on the bottom, you're submissive.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay, we gotta make sense of this, because I'm just totally lost. Huh?

SPEAKER_17:

Next time. Oh, no, never mind. Next time. Please.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know about it. Why are you trying to make light of it? Because what the fuck? It's gonna be clipped up. They're gonna clip this shit up. And you know, it's gonna, you know. Okay, what is going on?

SPEAKER_18:

And they're gonna be like, why are he asking all them questions?

SPEAKER_06:

I'm I'm I'm I'm I just want to know. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to know what goes on out here in this world. It's crazy. All right, go ahead. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_18:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

So top means you are the giver, right? Top, okay.

SPEAKER_18:

It's the yup. All right, so two Houston, two women in Houston have been ran over for fighting in the street.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm sorry, this shit is funny.

SPEAKER_18:

It definitely was funny. It wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_06:

But rest the peace to the to those guys.

SPEAKER_18:

Okay, listen, it wasn't funny. I'm sorry, bro. This shit was funny.

SPEAKER_06:

This is the story. I'm sorry. Fucking Libras, man.

SPEAKER_18:

It wasn't funny, but it was funny because of the way like how the video was. But like, okay, let me shut up. But anyway.

SPEAKER_17:

Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead. Wait, y'all giving Damn, what what is that water?

SPEAKER_16:

No more, no more. That's definitely not water.

SPEAKER_17:

That's water, yeah, yeah, nigga.

SPEAKER_16:

Where's my kind of looking is that though?

SPEAKER_02:

What kind of looking is that? Tequila?

SPEAKER_12:

Here, put some in here.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh lunar, mm-mm mm.

SPEAKER_12:

Oh, my god.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, pass this. Hey, keep that shit on the raps. We're we are syndicated. We syndicated.

SPEAKER_18:

I don't do that, Luna's ooh. I'm trying to do that. No, I'm not here. We syndicated. They got can't do that. My co-workers see this shit.

SPEAKER_06:

They always like, yo, you on TikTok now. You find out.

SPEAKER_18:

We not risking that job.

SPEAKER_06:

My flight benefits are great. Right.

SPEAKER_18:

Anyway, switch it up. Alright, so. Shit like that.

SPEAKER_09:

What we got?

unknown:

Right here.

SPEAKER_09:

You say, alright, two women, two women in Texas got hit by a car.

SPEAKER_18:

Yeah, alright. So Wednesday, which was yesterday, October 22nd at 3 45 a.m. Two women were killed in a hit and run crash in the southeast Houston area. Damn. They were possibly in their 40s. They were fighting in the parking lot of a store, which led to the middle of the street.

SPEAKER_08:

Damn.

SPEAKER_18:

Other cars pulled over to see what was going on, but one C dan C dan struck the both while they were both on the ground fighting. I'm talking about it was on the ground.

SPEAKER_06:

Damn, so he rolled over them. Yeah. Damn. No, they was fighting engaging combat.

SPEAKER_16:

So it was definitely on purpose.

SPEAKER_09:

That motherfucker thought it was two deers. He thought you said a deer in the log.

SPEAKER_18:

But like he definitely did it in the car.

SPEAKER_09:

Like a way.

SPEAKER_18:

Like man's kept going.

SPEAKER_09:

RP to them, man. It's crazy, right? You know it's crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

You know, it's even though they shouldn't be fighting the street. Like, if you look at the video, the way they was fighting in the street, they shouldn't have been in the fucking street. They was literally on the ground, rolling. Goddamn tussling and shit.

SPEAKER_04:

Like you know, it's crazy you say that two people got killed out there. Cause in Gastonia, two people just got hit by a car.

SPEAKER_08:

And it's and by a black, what was it, a black jeep or some shit like that? One of them just died though. And they still ain't find a person who did it though.

SPEAKER_10:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_08:

They got the they got the car on camera though. It's like a black Jeep. Yo, I hope you out of town getting away the fuck you gotta get. Burn that car, repaint that shit.

SPEAKER_09:

He just killed somebody. It could have been an accident. You feel me? Where to my dad? Where to my dad? I've been driving late at night. It'd be dark as shit, no headlight. I mean, no lights on the road. I'm about to hit a motherfucker. It'd be like that. I ain't saying I wouldn't stop, but it be like that. You feel me? You hear people call the time.

SPEAKER_18:

So look, I wanna know if you hit a if you hit somebody, you're gonna keep going.

SPEAKER_09:

Nah, nah, I'll stop. I'll stop. Because it's gonna be on my conscience. Like, it's too many cameras. I'm gonna keep going.

SPEAKER_17:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

My Brooklyn niggas get hit all the time. Niggas in New York get hit all the time. I mean, I got hit by a car, but what I hit, it depends. It depends on what I hit, and if it's if my my my car is fucked up. If it's a person type shit. How am I gonna know it's a person?

SPEAKER_18:

Cause you're gonna look back in the roof and where you're saying.

SPEAKER_06:

The last thing you thought is you killed the motherfucker, though.

SPEAKER_18:

This nigga say he's not looking back.

SPEAKER_06:

Am I looking back? You not looking back? No. They coming to get you, boy.

SPEAKER_18:

Yo, I'm gonna be still. I thought it was a deer.

SPEAKER_06:

So why you but you still gotta you're not gonna stop?

SPEAKER_18:

Hey yo, no way.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm not stopping because I could get killed. How you gonna get killed in the motherfucking day? Huh? Because one if you know, one if it's some shit up there and I get on my car and I die. And I you know what I'm saying? I'm not doing that, bro. I'm watching the movies, bro. Here's some shit in the boop, boop, boop, boo.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm gonna go to jail.

SPEAKER_14:

I'm gonna say I'm gone. Hello. I'm sorry, but hello.

SPEAKER_08:

If you want to drink, if you want sober, you good.

SPEAKER_17:

They're gonna find it.

SPEAKER_08:

Because you gotta think a pedestrian not supposed to be in the road anyway.

SPEAKER_06:

Like, what are you doing? You can come on that on your insurance with no lights and shit. You could walk in. I'm not I'm not doing you can come on any insurance and get money on the basic live.

SPEAKER_03:

That's what I'm saying. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, hold up. Cause I ain't got no mics. I talking, I ain't got no guy.

SPEAKER_04:

You're not supposed to be in the road anyway, my nigga. Get the fuck out the way. I stopped at red light.

SPEAKER_06:

So y'all feel me, right? So I'm gone. Nah, you gotta stop, say you gotta stop. Cause you're not in the wrong. You're not in the room. If I stop, that means I'm in the room.

SPEAKER_01:

No, you not.

SPEAKER_09:

They're walking in the road, nigga.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know what the fuck it is. It could be a deer, a hunky.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm saying if it is a human, they're walking in the road when they're not supposed to be walking in the road. They're walking in the road in traffic. They play a chicken.

SPEAKER_13:

So it's okay to hit them. It ain't okay to hit him, but she's not in the road. It's okay to hit the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08:

No, nigga, if you if you drive right now.

SPEAKER_09:

If you're driving right now, if you're driving right now and it's a green light. Somebody's walking right there. I'm gonna stop it. I'm saying if you hit them, you're not in the wrong. They're in the wrong. You can file that on their insurance. I'm saying hold up.

SPEAKER_16:

So it's a purpose. And then they're not gonna go wrong. Hold up.

SPEAKER_06:

Let me put this in context because a lot of times we don't put things in context, right? So if you driving on the road, it's dark as shit. Some of these roads don't have no no no lights. That's what you're driving, right? And you got hold on. I'm not we're gonna get to you right quick. So you driving, right? And you you know, some of these, some of these cars don't have like those high A LEDs where they can see all that shit. Some of these got standard lights. So say you got a standard lights on your car. You drive and you can't see the shade. Why the fuck am I stopping? I'm like, yo, shit. I ran into something. I'm gone. Why am I getting I'm not getting my car? I'm stopping because it's dark as shit. I'm not getting my car. I'm gone. I am stopping because I'm like, oh, it's a deer.

SPEAKER_09:

If I do all that, I'm stopping to see if I'm fucking my car. Nigga, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_16:

No, you gotta wait. You gotta wait. You gotta put it on my nigga gonna stop somewhere else.

SPEAKER_09:

I never ran over a mattress on the highway before. The low bag. This nigga said that shit was fucked total. This shit was total.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay, let me check my shit. I'm stopping automatically gangster.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, so we was talking about context.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm stopping automatically.

SPEAKER_02:

I heard about the story or whatever, but the thing is there's video footage. It is, but it's so it was not on a dark road. There was not any trees, it was literally a gas station. It was literally a store. There was other cars pulling into parking lots. So in that sense, there may be people around.

SPEAKER_06:

I can't help that.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm pulling over. But they was definitely that on purpose. You definitely did on purpose because they were in the street tussling. You can see them in the street tussling. I understand if it happened so fast and you didn't know, but you ran something over. I would have pulled over. Yeah. I wasn't it wasn't dark road.

SPEAKER_18:

And he seen people stopping and calling the police, so he knew something was going on. He probably was like, look at these stupid motherfuckers, and just kept going.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, in that sense, if it's well lit and you can physically see two people tussling and you roll them over, yeah. That's that's yeah, yeah, yeah. That's different. I'm just I don't know how to get to lights and no lights. I don't know how the fuck we get there. But if there's no lights and shit and I roll over some shit, nigga, I'm I'm going. I'm not stopping. Right, right, TikTok? I see y'all. Yes, okay. I'm sorry, guys. I see y'all.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so, anyways, the two women were pronounced dead at the scene by three minutes.

SPEAKER_06:

Fucked up, dead.

SPEAKER_18:

Identities are not still yet publicly released. The investigation is being handled by the Houston Police Department, and they are asking for pub, right? Public assistance in identifying the red sedan and its driver. So, we're gonna get justice for those girls. Cheers, justice for those cheers.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, birthday, cheers. Each side should yeah. Alright. What else we got?

SPEAKER_18:

Hey yo. Okay, so we got this last one. No.

SPEAKER_17:

No shit.

SPEAKER_18:

I got two more. It's not a hot topic. It's a little hot topic. My birthday, man! Be welding, okay? How about life?

SPEAKER_06:

Life be life in. Okay. Sorry, all weekend. We gotta let that. All the single ladies, all the single ladies. Let me gotta get through our topics. My fault. No. Alright, get through our topics.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so we got.

SPEAKER_06:

Put your hands up. My fault, my fault, my fault. My damn name.

SPEAKER_04:

My fault, Tlan. My fault, Tlan. My fault, Tan. Shit.

SPEAKER_09:

Get out.

unknown:

Shh.

SPEAKER_04:

My fault, Tlan, my fault.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright. What's this thing called? Okay, so Louvre. Museum Jewel Heist. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

You speaking French this shit? You speaking French? Louvre. Louvre? Okay. This shit's crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

It is it is French.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_18:

I'm Creole. Even though I don't know that. I know French.

SPEAKER_06:

That's why I'm French. She don't even know she's Creole.

SPEAKER_18:

I I I am Creole. I just don't know a lot. Okay. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_09:

You told me you was pandomania in the other week. You be switching it up.

SPEAKER_18:

What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_09:

I'm not even go ahead, Twain, because when did I see?

SPEAKER_18:

When did I see that?

SPEAKER_09:

What did they look like that?

SPEAKER_18:

Anyways, on October 19th, 9 30 a.m. There were thieves that were disguised as construction workers, and they executed a daylight raid on Daylight. The Lavour Lav Lavreurs, because this shit is confusing. Apollo Gallery, which was in France. Uh-huh. And that is where the historic crown jewels are located.

SPEAKER_06:

Crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

And it lasted four to seven minutes.

SPEAKER_08:

Crazy. They stole. Gotta be quick. You gotta be in and out.

SPEAKER_18:

And it lasted four to seven minutes. It was in and out.

SPEAKER_08:

Crazy. I know you say set it off. You gotta be in and out.

SPEAKER_18:

I actually want to do that one day though.

SPEAKER_06:

This shit was quicker than set it off.

SPEAKER_18:

I'm lying, TikTok. I'm lying.

SPEAKER_06:

This shit was quicker than set it off. Nah, facts quick.

SPEAKER_18:

Four to seven minutes.

SPEAKER_06:

They case that motherfucker. They made it so they knew ins and outs. What did they steal? Tell them.

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so they used the freight lift to reach the balcony where they broke in using tools to break through a window and display cases. Eight items were stolen, which costed like a hundred million. A sapphired item, which is a necklace and a single earring, an emerald necklace, an emerald earrings, a diamond earring, a large cassard crossage bow, a large crown. And during the escape, the count the crown dropped. And it was recovered, but it was damaged.

SPEAKER_06:

Fuck up the crown.

SPEAKER_18:

They fucked the crown up. But they kept everything else. And you guys won't believe this. They escaped on scooters.

SPEAKER_06:

On scooters.

SPEAKER_18:

They got up out of there. With scooters.

SPEAKER_06:

Did y'all see the video? Fighter boys. Y'all seen the video? Y'all seen the video? Like this shit crazy. What where was this at again? France. In France. So the video, these niggas had like some shit that went up. They went up in there. Like took millions of dollars of Jews. Climb the fuck down. And niggas recording, like, oh my god, look at this shit. Climb the fuck down, got the scooters, and he got the fuck up out of there. But like Scooters is crazy. Yo, this shit crazy. Like, yo, I uh but damn, I wish because there is a is like a um a backstory to that. It was some dude that I don't know like how he's tied into it, but he's tied into it, and they saying that this nigga has something to do with it because of what transpired. Uh they have some type of issue with him with some. I don't know. That's crazy. Cause like, yo, how you go in the in the daylight? Daylight when niggas is recording you and see you. And you steal all that shit. Crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

And no arrest has been made. It's still under investigation. They're hungry, right?

SPEAKER_09:

I ain't gonna lie, they smart as fuck. If you if you can get away with that shit, you deserve it, nigga. If you can pull that heist, you deserve it. You and everybody with you deserve it.

SPEAKER_18:

Not that movie, that show and efforts, money, money, no, money, money, heists. Money height.

SPEAKER_08:

Man, look, they deserve that. They got insurance, they got insurance on all their drinks.

SPEAKER_18:

I'm gonna do that.

SPEAKER_08:

They got insurance on everything that got stolen. You deserve that.

SPEAKER_06:

They will be all right.

SPEAKER_18:

She's gonna lie, she's gonna lie.

SPEAKER_06:

They are not going out of business. You're gonna be locked the fuck up. They're not going out of business.

SPEAKER_17:

Listen, let me get one.

SPEAKER_06:

Salute to them, man. I'm gonna keep it. I'd be happy to hear shit like that. Because they got away, right?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

They ain't kill nobody, they ain't hurt nobody. The store got insurance. Get your breath, feed your family, bro.

SPEAKER_18:

Even though they dropped one of them.

SPEAKER_09:

You feel me?

SPEAKER_06:

Gangsta. What else we got?

SPEAKER_18:

Alright, so we got Nicki Minaj.

SPEAKER_06:

Shout out to the crib.

SPEAKER_18:

She's always doing some shit.

SPEAKER_04:

You can't do no wrong, Nikki. Nikki can't do no wrong.

SPEAKER_18:

She's always doing something. So Nicki Minaj took aim at Keisha Kaore, which is Gucci Mane's wife, if you don't know that.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, uh oh.

SPEAKER_18:

During a Twitter spaces session, criticizing her for comments made in a recent interview with Gucci Mane on the Breath Fitz Club, Keisha discussed managing Gucci's mental health, specifically his schizophrenia, by monitoring his behavior and controlling his social media access during episodes. She also addressed that her face was swollen due to an allergic reaction, and she wanted to proceed with the interview despite feeling unwell. Nikki, being who Nikki is, being a hater, she accused Keisha of exaggerating an allergic reaction. She suggested that it is a cover-up for cosmetic procedures. She has also accused Keisha of controlling Gucci Mane's public image and calling her a narcissist and suggesting that Keisha has been trying to be like Nikki for years. No one wants to be like you. I'm just fine.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, priest. That's the, you know, if you know some sound and shit. This is what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna let, you know, whoever wanna go go. And uh, you know, for people that follow the podcast, they know, like, I don't know Nikki personally, but I know of Nikki because of the music background with Lou Star and um all types of shit. But Nikki, Nikki, I know you blocked us on um. You gotta tell them why we blocked. I don't give a fuck. I don't I don't I don't yeah, she blocked us because she she probably saw me like, I know this nigga. Block. I don't give a fuck. But Nikki, Nikki, you gotta chill, bruh. Like, I don't know what the fuck has got into you, what drugs is into you. You gotta chill. You've been twitter thinging a lot lately. Just chill, relax, focus on your music, focus on your kid, focus on your your um molesting boyfriend, husband, whatever the fuck. It's not allegedly. No, that's not allegedly. That's not allegedly. That is documented.

SPEAKER_17:

Very documented.

SPEAKER_06:

You know, focus on that shit. But what you're doing right now, like you, you're diminishing your legacy. You're diminishing everything that you have built throughout the years is it is going away like that. With every single tweet that you're tweeting is going away. Just chill, relax, do the music and and focus on that. But that's crazy. Huh?

unknown:

Huh?

SPEAKER_18:

Because I don't do the music no more.

SPEAKER_06:

What do you mean don't do the music no more?

SPEAKER_18:

Because that Bigfoot was ass.

SPEAKER_06:

Who?

SPEAKER_18:

Bigfoot? The Bigfoot? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, I'm gonna say it's ass, but I mean. Yeah, but you know, just do Wash Megan. Fuck you talking about. All right, y'all can comment. I'm done. Wash Megan. I just wanna have a uh a I just had I just wanna have that. I just wanna wanna have that moment with Nikki, because I knew you from, you know, before.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_15:

She said, fuck you. I mean, I don't see nothing wrong with Nikki getting on Twitter and being delusional. Very delusional. I think the problem is that it keeps happening and it's unwarranted. Nobody's poking the bear, nobody's messing with her, nobody's coming and saying anything to her.

SPEAKER_06:

Anything, right?

SPEAKER_15:

And she's harassing people on the internet.

SPEAKER_06:

Yes.

SPEAKER_15:

I just hope it's about to be a flower album at the beginning of the year. Because if not, somebody needs to take her her phone.

SPEAKER_06:

Yes.

SPEAKER_15:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Absolutely. I agree. I concur. It's on. It should be on. It's not on. She turned it off. You turned it off.

SPEAKER_16:

I got hold on, because we got nine in the building. It's not in the building. That's my friend.

SPEAKER_03:

Sorry.

SPEAKER_12:

So boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, so her and Cardi was going back and forth. And I was, and then Cardi was like, drop the Addy. Like, no, you ain't dropped no Addy. So they just went back and forth. And then and like, where was the ending? So no, so no, so nobody fought. So nobody fought. Okay. Nobody fought.

SPEAKER_18:

They need to fight again now.

SPEAKER_03:

They never fought. They never fought.

SPEAKER_18:

I mean, no, because didn't she do something to Cardi V and she had a nod on her head?

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think that has something to do with allegedly with another person. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_18:

Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

Well, that's it. But Nikki, you just get some help, girl. Okay. Just get some help. I have to get help. Because you wild her. That was it? That's it.

SPEAKER_17:

Okay, that was high topics with Destiny. Destiny. Or Destiny Mr.

SPEAKER_18:

T.

SPEAKER_06:

I can't press the button. I'm too far. Fuck that button shit.

SPEAKER_17:

Yay!

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_18:

That wasn't a button, button, but I like that. You know, you definitely get it better.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay. What would you do? Oh. Okay. This is what would you do? Let's get spicy, nigga. What would you do? I got the mic? We got two mics. Hell yeah. Okay, where's the other mic? Mike gonna stand outside. You got that mic K? Okay, so what would you do? So if y'all follow Norval's podcast, you're no matter what would you do is are always accounts that either I went through or somebody else went through that told me or that I saw and I want to talk about. So this one, I haven't done one that was personal to me that I went through. So this one is what I went through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know the one. What you just say? See, you got listen. Just like when you when Candy was in here, she said she's from Miami, Florida. You said she was from New York. You didn't say that. Who the fuck is Candy? Who the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_18:

Don't do that. Who is that?

SPEAKER_06:

Shit. Oh my god. Burke this out, Kate, please. Yeah, broke this out. Burke this out. A war person. Damn it.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sorry. She don't know my name either. She probably do know your name.

SPEAKER_06:

She probably don't know your name. She don't know my name. She don't. She knows you as the black guy. The black guy.

SPEAKER_08:

That was that was being flaked.

SPEAKER_06:

The tall ass nigga that was a big one. You had a green hat that day? Nah, I didn't. Nah, I have a green hat. I had a light blue drink. So what would you do? So this is this is an account that I went through. So I I was I was I had a dream. I was dreaming. Everybody dream, right? I was dreaming and shit. I was like, woo! This dream is good, baby. So I'm drinking. Who? What? What? What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_10:

Paul A?

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, okay. Talking about Paul Lane's shit. So I was I had a dream, right? Like, like like Martin King. Not not a dream like Mark like King, but I had a dream. I had a dream, I was dreaming, I woke up, I was like, oh shit. I was like, yo, I'm gonna use that as a what would you do? So what would you do? Say you were the spot, right? You with your shorty. And you know, shit is lit, whatever the case may be, is late, real late, real late. And uh you probably like two hours away from your your hotel or whatever the case may be, right? So you like, yo, I'm in the vicinity of uh somebody that I know. Let me hit them up to see if I, you know, can crash. So you're like, yo, you send a text, like, yo, what up? You're like, yo, what up, yo, yo, I'm there, can I crash? Like, yeah, sure, the door will be open. Okay, cool, I'll be over there in 15 minutes, right? Boom. Like, yo, alright, you ready? Alright, we out. So you get your girl, y'all out. I get to the spot, and she said, she's like, yo, door gonna be open. Good. So you're like, all right, cool. Get to the spot, doors open, like like she said, right?

SPEAKER_17:

Why she leave her door open?

SPEAKER_06:

Because she you text her and said that you coming through, so she said, Y'all may leave the door open. I'll be over there, you know, door gonna be open. So you get over there, you get the spot, you're like, you know, you're not paying attention, you just alright, go ahead, door open, doors open. Go in the spot. Go in the spot, you know, the shit is already laid out, you got the couch, the bed is already laid out and shit. Like, okay, go in bed, lay out, you get in the bed, boom, think nothing of it. About 15 minutes later, door open, you know, some people walk into the door, you wake up, you're like, oh shit, you looking. You know, and mind you, the girl is uh say of of Asian descent, right? So the girl So you sleeping, the person walk through the door, you see an Asian descent. Oh shit, you know how when you wake up, your shit's all blowing, like, oh you looking, you see somebody's Asian, okay, you good, you know, you go back to sleep. Next morning, like, okay. Some nigga is in is in the room, right? So you wake up, you're like, some nigga in the room, you in the in the in the room, you playing the game, and you look at you where? Like this nigga, you look at him like this nigga.

unknown:

Right?

SPEAKER_06:

So you like, where's the Asian girl? So you think that you think that is her girlfriend? Or I mean a girlfriend, boyfriend, right? So you go back in the room, and he gets up, and he walks in the room and says, Who is you? Stop What would you do at that point? No, you know, what hold on.

SPEAKER_18:

Let me keep going, let me keep going. I'm gonna stop right there.

SPEAKER_06:

So the nigga say, Who is you, right? Right? Y'all y'all with me, right? Y'all with me, y'all with me. So the nigga looking like who is you? And you like, I'm with, you know, it's such and such there. And the person says, Who the fuck is that? Stop. What would you do at that point?

SPEAKER_18:

So basically you in the wrong house. Shut up!

SPEAKER_06:

God damn it, y'all.

SPEAKER_18:

No, I thought that's what you was going to say.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

What would you do?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, what would you do?

SPEAKER_02:

Um, not the same since situation, but I was watching the fireworks with my kids one time, and it was like by a plaza, and it was like, you know, I didn't live there, so I was just hanging out, but the baby had to use the bathroom. And it was like, oh yeah, go in that house right there, whatever. The second one to the left, blah, blah, blah, blah. I go in there, I'm using the bathroom. This old lady just get up and come out, and she was like, Hey, what are you doing in here? I'm like, I thought I thought this was the house. And then she was like, No, no. I was like, Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08:

Tight shit, tight shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Type shit.

SPEAKER_00:

What type of dream are you having, though?

SPEAKER_08:

That was a crazy dream, right?

SPEAKER_17:

That's what I said.

SPEAKER_08:

It wasn't. That was a crazy dream.

SPEAKER_15:

I can't relate. I just pay attention too much. Um, I'm the type of person that's not gonna walk in nobody's house without calling them and letting them know that I'm walking in their house. Hey, I'm walking in your house. Is it this one? Is it got that number?

SPEAKER_18:

I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_15:

And then if I'm walking in the house, like who who just go lay down on the bed without saying, I'm in here, I'm here, something like you didn't say no.

SPEAKER_06:

So, no, okay. So let me rewind. So the person said they can't hear the line, they send the text like, yo, I'll be there like 15 minutes afterward. The door is open. You could go in there, everything is good. You know what I mean? I'll see you when I get there. So they went there on the with the assumption that they're not gonna be there, the door is gonna already gonna be open for you. So go in there, everything good, and you go as planned, the door's open, and you go in there, the bed is laid out, you go to sleep. So you're thinking, okay, this is what it is. But then what would you do when you ask the guy who's you, and the nigga look at you and be like, who the fuck are you? Like with convention, like, who the fuck are you? And you stop and be like, yo, what would you do at that point?

SPEAKER_15:

I'm I'm gonna have to gather my shit and walk out that man's house. I'm just gonna have to gather my shit and walk out that you know what? You right, bruh. You right. I who am I right? I don't know. I don't know. I ain't even supposed to be here. Cause what? No, I I would just have to leave. Because I mean, I can't walk in my another room and see somebody in my house and not react violently. So I would assume that would be coming for me. So my mindset is gonna be let me get the fuck apart.

SPEAKER_06:

Mm-hmm. What's the other mic over here on this side? With the mic. But that no no no, that's that's y'all's side, Mike.

SPEAKER_12:

No, I'm talking about this. Okay, it's not fucking proud. Why?

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, who cares? Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's give it let's give it on this side. Let's give it a diamond. I wanna hear what diamond gotta say. Give it a diamond, K. What would you do, Diamond?

SPEAKER_14:

Diamond! Hello. Um I need to talk louder. Okay.

SPEAKER_10:

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_14:

Um, I would probably just say, like, who are you? Like, who are you back? Yeah. Like, okay, okay. I'm a just this confused. Like, who are you? Maybe you're not supposed to be here.

SPEAKER_06:

Maybe you're not supposed to be here. Okay, but it's the right. That's crazy. You're not supposed to be here.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna be like, where's Ming Lee? Because that's who I was simple to see. Where's Mingy? The energy. Okay, okay.

unknown:

Oh no, maybe I don't want it.

SPEAKER_08:

Okay, Britain, Britain, what you gonna do? Yeah, you gonna do nothing?

unknown:

I'm fine right now.

SPEAKER_06:

You're not gonna do nothing.

unknown:

I didn't do that.

SPEAKER_06:

She lying, she was saying right here. You walk in on somebody, you lying. What you lying? She's lying, Twart.

SPEAKER_03:

She was sitting right here lying, watching the whole shit. What you gonna do, Twart? Yeah, what are you gonna do? What you gonna do? Give me the mic, give me the mic. Uh-huh. What are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_11:

Um, I'm calling the person who I was supposed to be, whoever house it is. Cause like she said, I'm not about to just walk into nobody's spot and not know that they're not home or know that's the career.

SPEAKER_06:

No, no, but they already told you they're gonna be at that 15 minutes after you or something like that. So just go in there. They did. You were sleeping and you woke up, and you just you know when you sleep in, you wake up, you hear noise, you just looking, like you just see a person of Asian descent walking the door that no, okay, that's my people, then you go back to sleep. You know what I'm saying? So that's that's exactly what happened.

SPEAKER_11:

No. I have to see them for real. Like, I have to wake up. Let me nah.

SPEAKER_06:

It's gonna take you like 30 minutes to get your bearings straight.

SPEAKER_11:

It don't take me.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, you gotta work out, you gotta wipe the cold out your eyes.

SPEAKER_18:

Look at Switch.

SPEAKER_06:

So, how long does it take y'all if y'all in a deep fucking sleep? No, no, no, no, does it take y'all to be coherent after a deep sleep?

SPEAKER_02:

It's not gonna take me longer than a minute. Maybe a minute, a minute, a minute or so. It's definitely in a minute. Yes.

SPEAKER_10:

And it took you that long, you know?

SPEAKER_02:

And listen, listen, now that I'm thinking more about it, right? Now I'm thinking more about it. Why she didn't come get in the bed with him after 30 minutes, dog? Why she didn't come get in the bed after 30, 45 minutes. Like the bird. I know, but I'm just saying, why in your head you went and thought like, babe, come lay down. Like you saw a blur, you saw somebody. That's not Babe, that's the friend. I know, but you said you woke up with your eyes and you saw an Asian person. Yeah, you like, okay, where the fuck you at? Come on, girl. Get your ass over here and come in.

SPEAKER_06:

No, no, no, no, you sleep. You like, you just come that's the confirmation that okay, this Asian girl came in the right place and you go back to sleep. You're not thinking nothing of it. Yeah, you're in the right place.

SPEAKER_10:

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_06:

Anyone else? What would you do? Huh?

unknown:

What would you do? Huh?

SPEAKER_06:

What you gonna do, little time? Anybody else? What would you do? What'd you do? What would you what would you do? What would you do? What would you do, nine? Give now the mic. What'd you do, nine? Give me the mic. Give me the mic. Nine over here.

SPEAKER_08:

Now in the building.

SPEAKER_06:

Everybody tell me happy birthday except you.

SPEAKER_08:

What's the word?

SPEAKER_16:

Not your nigga.

SPEAKER_08:

I like that.

SPEAKER_16:

Young nigga is crazy.

SPEAKER_18:

Is that Lena Sky? Lena! Lena! My bad, Nine, my bad.

SPEAKER_06:

Pink hair don't care. Pink hair don't care. No, no, you is in the middle of the night. Is in the middle of the night, and you wake up and they're coming in the door and you just see the Asian girl and you're thinking that's your friend. Like, oh sure. Right, but you said at one point that you and a nigga was looking at each other like, who the fuck? That was after you woke up. Right. Yes. So that's what I'm saying. What would you do as far as once she woke up? Yeah, and the nigga and you confronted the guy, was like, yo, you know, who you is, which the girl. Right. You know, where's my friend? Then you just text the bitch before you came over there, so why not text her phone or call her, blow her line up?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Because where are you? So you're gonna but when when are you gonna blow her line up? Once it got to the point of a nigga asking me who the fuck are you? Uh-huh.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Don't even worry about it, sweetheart. Just let me call my people. You know. You feel me? That's that's that's that's showtime right there, because you don't know what the nigga's gonna do. No, that's why you get out their house, because I'm not supposed to be there. Get out their house.

SPEAKER_02:

But I'm still calling my people to see what the fuck what the situation was.

SPEAKER_06:

All right. Yeah, that's what you would do. Right, what would you do, Sleeks? Chicago. Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

I'll probably do the same thing though for real. Like if I wake up, I'm gonna go ahead and call the motherfucker. Yo, we at? It's a nigga in here. It's a nigga in here tossing shit. I don't even know. Shit, hey. He got his fight. I got mine. It's a standoff. You the you the common factor in this bitch. Where you at? So after that shit. Alright. You can let me leave? Hey, we both gonna be wounded. No matter what. Fuck it. He say nigga down, nigga, this is my house. Who the fuck is me and Ling? You know where it's going after that, so shit. All right. Try to get out safely though. Anybody else?

SPEAKER_06:

What do they do? Anybody else? Try to slide out smooth. I got a question. What's the question? Where the fuck that Asian bitch come from? Is this like happy ending some shit? Hold on, but you know, you know my book would be do is I'm gonna finish the story.

SPEAKER_16:

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06:

Anybody else? What did you do? You wake up, the nigga in your face, and you like, yo, who you? Is my is my people's head and like who the fuck is you, nigga? What are you gonna do? Who's back there?

SPEAKER_04:

I don't know the whole question. That's okay.

SPEAKER_06:

So the question is, long story short, you text somebody, your homegirl, she says, Yo, my house is available. You could crash over here, you go to the crib, that girl is Asian, you go to the crib, you sleeping, you wake up, the Asian girl, just an Asian girl, walk through the door, you wake up, you're like, Okay, she's Asian, and you go back to sleep. You wake up the next morning, you're like, yo, where's my homegirl at? The nigga in the room playing Nintendo with his drawers and shit. He like, yo, who you? You like, yo, who the fuck is you? And then stop. What would you do right there?

SPEAKER_18:

That nigga said playing with his drawers.

SPEAKER_05:

It is a lot. Yeah, it definitely was a lot. So basically, hold on, let me give you a summary of what I got just now. Yes. So for whatever reason, you crashing over there, the agent lady, the next morning, it's a man in her room playing Nintendo.

SPEAKER_06:

No, you just wake up and you see the nigga in the room or in the next room. He playing the game, and you're like, yo, where my homegirl at? And he like, yo, who the fuck is you? And you like, who you? Right? So at that point, it's tension. What would you do?

SPEAKER_05:

I mean, I'm gonna tell my nigga, like, I don't even know, like, that's not that's not none of my business, but as a man, the man, you wanna talk to me with respect and whatever he wanna do, like, it's up from there. It really depends on what's up, like he already come, he coming as the coming as the aggressor though. You know what I'm saying? Like he said, we're gonna be able to do it's the way you want to say, it's just it's just like the shit that you see like on um like on TikTok and shit, like oh, in New York, it's different ways you can say what up. Shit go mad different ways, like yo, what up? Yo, what up? Like, oh nigga, what up? What you like? That's my answer, Patriot.

SPEAKER_08:

All he's saying is who you though. He said who you and you respond, who the fuck?

SPEAKER_06:

But like flicking. He said, You know, New York niggas like yo, yo, yo, you like yo, what up? And they're like, Yo, what up? What else about it? And then if you've niggas like, yo, what up, nigga? That's that's that's some fighting shit.

SPEAKER_04:

Saying who you and who the fuck is you is way different. I ain't gonna lie.

SPEAKER_06:

Anybody else? He might tweak on me at the end. That's it. So what happened was, and this is a dream I had. I don't know why the fuck I dreamt this shit. I don't know why. So uh the nigga was like, yo, who you? And I'm like, yo, who you? And he like, yo, he like, and then at that point it was like, okay, I'm in the wrong fucking house. Right? So let me, yo, yo, yo, wake up, man, wake up. Fuck up out of here. We gotta go, cause you know, tensions is high. So the nigga said, I'm gonna walk y'all out, right? And this is a dream I'm having, like, I'ma walk y'all out. Nigga wanna go got his go get his gun. Like, yo, walk y'all out. You know what I mean? Y'all get some real shirt, like, alright, we get the fuck up out of here. Y'all, yeah, yeah, have a good day. And we out. So the long story short is we went into the wrong crib. Well, I don't know if it was me. Was it me? Cause I even I didn't even see if it was me or not. I just saw my hands, I remember my hands. I don't know if it was me or not. I don't know. I don't know why I jumped this shit. So the story was huh? Yeah, the more we get checked, yeah. The more the story is, you know, if that shit ever happened to anybody, huh? Get the address.

SPEAKER_17:

Get the fucking address.

SPEAKER_06:

Because you may end up in the wrong situation for the wrong address. Huh? Right. That's my boy would you do? Alright. Wow. So what'd you do? Alright. But you got switches your birthday.

SPEAKER_16:

You finna get litty.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16:

Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.

SPEAKER_09:

Pot and bars. Pott and bars.

SPEAKER_06:

You gotta rap a little bit. You need that?

SPEAKER_18:

Play your own beats.

SPEAKER_06:

You need that? Yeah, okay. You need that? Okay, who got the mic? Woo ooh. You got the mic? You got two mics over here? Anybody wanna rap too? Everybody wanna rap a friend out. She could.

SPEAKER_04:

I think she slid. Okay, let's go tweet.

SPEAKER_06:

Nah, Tweez can't do it.

SPEAKER_13:

Because Tweez can't do it. Nah, son. Tweez can't do it. I am not a fucking rapper.

SPEAKER_06:

Tweez, I don't know what the fuck you did like 35 weeks ago. But look, it's another one at the bottom. It got this one, this one goes into the back of there. And that one goes into your phone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm gonna play that funny, I'm gonna play that funny next week, don't worry about nothing.

SPEAKER_10:

I be doing that Yeah, I said, it's gonna be my first day.

SPEAKER_02:

If you ain't happy like I am, kid is stuck like my maid. Show you say she wants me to get no worst way.

SPEAKER_09:

Whenever my thick hard at her made, she said that's her name.

SPEAKER_02:

Cause she's so bad, it feels like I'm fucking a mermaid. I'm rockin' all white, don't mind me. Today I woke up feeling godly. Where all black is getting broad like I Z. They used to pick on me and call me Ronald McDonald.

SPEAKER_09:

Now I'm so smooth, they call me Ronald Isley. Come with straight heat, calling players like Pat Riley. This is coding bars on the best podcast, no advisory. Bill's paid, kicking my feet up at my home.

SPEAKER_02:

I ain't laying up at your mama crib, bitch, I'm grown. Wrote this on the way here, that's why I'm reading it off my phone. Get that pussy good, I'ma eat it off the bone.

SPEAKER_17:

Rocking polo is dickies with Nikes, I don't do chrome.

SPEAKER_00:

Let's go. So I'm slight. Anybody else got? Anybody wanna up? What we got? I got your bars, fine bars, by the bars, fine bars, by the bars, look at it. Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it.

SPEAKER_07:

I am wrong, I shot it with the star. Hey, it's going far through the lenses, niggas pulling up with different places. Nigga, so high different faces.

SPEAKER_10:

Gotta get it on. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05:

My man taking two oh, why you cut the feet on with it? Bring it back, eh? I said my man taking too long to rap. I had to grab the mic with Jordan. Fuck around start rapping freestyle until the morning. Gunk got a dick, no homo. I popped out, I didn't lookin' like CEO hat. So shout out to Brooklyn, get the cookin' like Chef Curry, I be beacon buried. Uh Leo book the 16 like Tessa Verdi. When I answered the question, I heard somebody said I got a deep voice. Might have made a voice. I don't care. We ain't got no choice. Like, I'ma pass it to this nigga though. Hand this nigga might become the one this nigga was working though.

SPEAKER_07:

So everything I made is so decisional. When they just tryna get this money, I'ma go to prison, no. It's the stripes now. Never going flow. I'ma up north nigga, but I had to take it south. Fucking say you better watch your fucking mouth. Got gooms and shit that I'll pull up at your house. So, really what you talk about. Had my niggas come and talk throughout. It's like shit. I chewing shit like I was slices. When I do this shit, just respect it. I ain't have to write it. Nigga, just be biting me, bitches right for the dick. And I'm just fighting to be rich, nigga. Tryna get it out the dick. Money on my mind, can't get it all the time. That's the way that I'm defined. That's the way that I'm designed. Yeah, yeah, like shit. The first one was red, this next one off the top. Bits up my dick, it's look like Lady Fop.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm in Lady Brook, my name's switching, I don't hope. Pull up in the knees on soon, it's gonna be a cool. And this nigga's all ass.

SPEAKER_07:

I call him who E. Whoa, who E. The bitch call me Floppy. I say I ain't mopping.

SPEAKER_09:

And I make the killer sound like I'm a cosmic. That's bigger till he's speaking. Yo, nigga, I be rappin' the East. And I'm killin' this shit.

SPEAKER_00:

And you know that I'm the man, shout out to everybody who put up today. I appreciate everybody sliding real shit.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm roundin' on the fucking fuckin' top, it's no fucking advisory. Holo is the DJ, full of shit, run at that replay.

SPEAKER_09:

Like real lane, K on the camera. And I got that snap, sweets pulled up, dance on the mic, so it's more playing, the motherpie's lame. Don't have bitch names that was hated on us. We still got the awards, so keep waiting on it.

SPEAKER_08:

Shout out to everybody, man. He's a shit, shot everybody. So that was pot and bars for my nigga.

SPEAKER_06:

Who did the beat? Somebody on YouTube. What do you think of YouTube did the beat?

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