Our episode gets off to a difficult start when Becca and Tice start showing off their coffee mugs before Jay is finished with his intro, something they learn they are not supposed to do. Tice tells Jay and Becca a modern urban legend about "Covid dick", which opens up a whole can of worms about penis size. Then we get to our main topics. Jay's "Greatest Things on the Interwebs" series has now landed on the YouTube channel "Zack Morris is Trash" and their look at the very special Jessie Spano "I'm so excited" episode. He also recalls a principal from his school days who he actually admired: Mr. Outlaw. Becca also has a very special episode, but it's from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" and it goes way harder than Saved By the Bell. Then emerging thespian Tice picks up a thread from last episode and asks Jay and Becca for their preferences regarding cold reads and monologue choices for auditions. Finally, Jay puts Tice and Becca to the test to see if they can guess punchlines to poop jokes and it's a race to not come out number two!