Producer John steps into the guest chair to help the gang lay siege to "Qpid!" Picard plans his podcast, Riker plays 'hide the Horg'ahn,' and Geordie just wants a warm body. Cam kisses with his eyes closed, Marcy makes the deep cuts, Rob strives to be an alpha dork, and John gets lost down the Memory Alpha rabbit hole. All this and more in this week's episode. Engage!