Dorktales Storytime
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David Unaipon, Hidden Hero of History
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A story of big ideas and bold curiosity! David Unaipon was an Aboriginal Australian inventor, author, preacher, and lifelong learner who never stopped asking “what if?” His invention of mechanical sheep shears helped farmers go from shearing 30 to 300 sheep a day. It was life-changing! He used scientific thinking and Aboriginal knowledge to create solutions far ahead of his time, including concepts for rotary-wing flight before helicopters existed. David traveled across Australia, sharing ideas about science, storytelling, and culture, inspiring people wherever he went. Today, he appears on Australia’s 50-dollar note, a tribute to his brilliant mind and never-give-up spirit.
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Little Bo's Barber Shop and Beauty Salon
JonathanHello, Dork Squad. I'm Jonathan Cormur, and you're listening to DorkTale Storytime, the podcast for kids and their pop culture loving grown-ups. And this is an inspiring story about a hidden hero of history. Shout out to Cady from Australia, who wrote me a letter and introduced us to this amazing hero.
Theme SongIt's a beautiful day for a story, adventure, and glory, new friends and old ones too. It's an excellent day to get swept away in a tale, so let us regale you!
Little BoOh, Jonathan! Redge, you're here.
JonathanYes, here we are. Hi, little Bo.
Little BoAnd you're here because
JonathanOh, you mentioned you'd give me a haircut. I just need a trim.
Little BoOh yeah, I totally did not forget that because I totally did not lose my appointment book.
RedgeThat wasn't the most convincing statement I've ever heard.
Little BoOh, that's my phone ringing. Uh any chance one of y'all see my phone?
JonathanUm, judging by where the sound is coming from, I think Mrs. Ellie Phant might be sitting on it.
RedgeI'll get it. Excuse me, Mrs. Pant. Little Bo's barber shop and beauty salon, where we serve looks of sheer perfection. This is Reginald T. Hedgehog speaking. How may I help you?
JonathanOh, so professional, Redge.
RedgeOh I know, right? Uh mm-hmm. You want to say at three o'clock? All of the sheep? All right, don't get your wool jumper in a twist. They will be ready for you at three PM sharp. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Three bags full. Bye-bye now.
Little BoOh no. Tell me that wasn't the little boy who lives down the lane.
RedgeWell, I'm afraid it was, Little Bo. He said he needs all ten of his sheep sheared in time for Once Upon a Time Land's annual knitting contest. Three o'clock sharp.
Little BoWell, I know, but the thing is, well, I can't find my sheep shears. And look at all these sheep.
JonathanOh, wa wa wa wait one second. Um Mrs. Ellie Phant, could you uh scooch over just a bit? Aha! Here they are. A box labeled sheep shears.
Little BoAlso, totally sorry about that, Mrs. Fant. That must have been real uncomfy. Still, there are so many sheep here. I'd count 'em, but I think I'd start falling asleep.
JonathanHey, don't worry, Bo. We can help.
Little BoOh, you can?
David Unaipon, Hidden Hero of History
RedgeWe would love to. I've always wanted to try.
Little BoOh, thank you, thank you. Grab a shear, grab a sheep, and let's start filling these bags, boys.
RedgeOn it. Uh hello? Uh Ba Ba Black Sheep. Have you any wool? Oh yes, quite. Uh, here I go. Oh, this is easier than I thought.
JonathanY eah, it's like these shears know exactly what to do.
RedgeThey practically do the job for you.
JonathanYou know, this reminds me of something. Or someone.
RedgeOh, is it that time, Jonathan?
Little BoWhat time? Oh my goodness, is it three o'clock already? Well, I really shouldn't have lost my watch.
JonathanOh no, no, little bo. It's time for a Hidden Heroes of History story.
RedgeJonathan likes to tell stories about inspiring people from his world.
Little BoOh well, that sounds fun. But don't stop shearin.
JonathanAye aye, Captain. Today's story is about David Unaipon. David was an author, a poet, a preacher, and most famously, an inventor. He is known as Australia's Leonardo da Vinci.
RedgeAn inventor, just like Lanny Smoot. Oh, Jonathan told his story once. It was magical.
David Unaipon's Early Days
JonathanYeah, just like Lanny. And like Lanny, he had a lot of patents. Nineteen to be exact.
Little BoWhat's a patent? Whoops. Uh sorry, Mary Hadda. You wanted a faux hawk, right?
RedgeOh, let me tell her what a patent is.
JonathanGo for it, Redge.
RedgeA patent is a special certificate that says no one else can use or sell the invention you created.
Little BoOh, got it. Okay, go on. Whoop, and keep those shears moving, people.
JonathanLet me back up to the beginning. David Unaipon was born September 28, 1872, at the Point Maclay mission in a country called Australia.
RedgeHe was born on a mission.
JonathanNo, not like a secret spy mission. A mission, in this instance, is a place where Christian people try to teach others about their religion.
RedgeHmm, I see.
JonathanDavid and his family were Aboriginal Australians, the very first group of people to live in Australia. His ancestors had been there for tens of thousands of years.
Little BoWhoa, I wonder if my family goes that far back in Once Upon a Time land.
JonathanMaybe. About 100 years before David was born, European settlers started to arrive in Australia, and by the time he was born, the settlers had spread across the country, often taking the land away from the Aboriginal Australians and pressuring them to learn European customs and beliefs.
RedgeNow why would they do that?
JonathanWell, sometimes when one group of people is seeking power and control, they feel like they have to treat another group of people very unfairly.
RedgeThat's just not right.
JonathanI agree, Redge. There's nothing good about treating people unfairly. David's father, James, changed his last name to Unipon to make it easier for the European settlers to pronounce. He also changed his religion to Christianity, which was then seen as a European religion.
Little BoBut did he even want to do that?
JonathanThere is no way to know for sure, but we know that he loved his new religion so much that he became a preacher. A preacher is someone who talks to people about their religion and helps them learn how to follow it. But while he loved his new religion, he still loved his aboriginal culture. He would tell Bible stories to the kids alongside Aboriginal stories.
RedgeOoh, so the kids got double story time. I want double story time, Jonathan.
Little BoOoh, double story time.
JonathanI think we only have time for one story today.
Little BoOh, right. We'll keep shearing.
RedgeJust keep shearing, just keep shearing, just keep shearing, shearing, shearing.
JonathanRight. So James, his dad, passed both his love of Christianity and a pride in Aboriginal culture on to his own nine children.
Little BoNine children. Well my word.
JonathanDavid was number four. He was also curious, exceptionally smart, and loved to learn. He was obsessed with reading, especially books about science. He went to school on the mission from seven to thirteen years old.
RedgeDoes that mean he stopped going to school at thirteen? Well, that seems awfully young.
Little BoDid he get lost on his way to school?
JonathanNo, that wasn't quite what happened to David. When he turned thirteen, David was sent away to be a servant in another part of Australia called Adelaide.
Little BoA servant? At thirteen?
JonathanI can't imagine David wanted to be a servant, especially because it took him away from school. But he was able to continue to pursue his love for learning. While he was there, he studied philosophy, literature, music, and science. And he spoke four languages Yaraldi, Latin, Greek, and English.
RedgeMmm, a well-rounded chap, quite like myself.
David Unaipon the Inventor
JonathanWhen David turned 18, he returned to the mission where he learned how to make boots and played the organ at the church. However, there weren't many job opportunities for Aboriginal men in the area. It was a time when indigenous people were segregated, or separated from white people. They were discriminated against, and many people wouldn't hire them for work. So he moved back to Adelaide, where he found a job at a bootmaker's shop.
RedgeAnd then he made his own fashion bootline and became a boot bajillionaire. Ha! Show them meanies.
Little BoNo, remember, he was an author, poet, preacher, and inventor. Whoa! Well look at me remembering something.
JonathanWell done, Bo. The boot shop was just a stop along the way of David's achievements.
RedgeOoh, the plot thickens. As a grown-up, he began to study subjects like mechanics, and would conduct experiments on things like ballistics.
Little BoBallistics?
JonathanThat's the science of how things move when they are shot or thrown into the air.
Little BoLike sheep being shot through the air by a giant slingshot? Well, hypothetically speaking.
JonathanI mean, technically, yes, though I wouldn't recommend it. He was also fascinated with perpetual motion, which is the idea that a machine could be invented that runs forever without ever stopping.
RedgeIs that real?
JonathanNo. Unfortunately, every attempt at perpetual motion has never worked, but that didn't stop David from trying. He studied it his whole life. And while he did that, he invented some important things, including sheep shears.
Little BoHold up. Sheep shears? You mean these things we're holding in our hands?
JonathanYep, invented by David Unaipon. In the early 1800s, people used to use blade shears to remove the wool from sheep. They were like these giant scissors, and it took forever.
RedgeIf we had to use giant scissors, we'd never be done by 3 p.m.
JonathanDefinitely not. It would take a whole day to shear thirty sheep. Now, farmers and beauty salon owners can shear 300 sheep in a day.
RedgeI will not be doing that. I've had enough sheep shearing for a lifetime, thank you.
JonathanFair enough. But you can see how he helped create a very important industry with this invention.
RedgeOh I certainly can.
JonathanDavid also predicted the invention of the helicopter.
Little BoGet out of town!
RedgeI will not get out of town, little bo. I live here too, you know.
JonathanOh, it's an expression, Redge.
RedgeOh. Go on.
David Unaipon the Writer and Storyteller
JonathanDavid thought of the idea for a helicopter by using both Western science as well as the science behind a boomerang. That's a curved piece of wood invented by Aboriginal Australians thousands of years ago. When you throw a boomerang, it spins through the air and comes right back to you.
RedgeCould you also do that with a sheep?
SheepBah.
JonathanYou both know sheep are never meant to be thrown, right?
Redge and Little BoHypothetically.
JonathanAnyway, my point is, David used his love of science and his deep understanding of Aboriginal culture in his inventions.
Little BoBoth sides of his life made him a well-rounded chap, as Redge likes to say.
JonathanPrecisely. And beyond that, he was an excellent writer. He was the first Aboriginal writer to be published in newspapers.
RedgeExtra, extra, read all about it! David Unaipon, one heck of a guy.
JonathanAnd it doesn't end there. Remember how his dad told him Aboriginal stories as a kid?
Little BoI actually do remember that. Look at me remembering something else.
JonathanDavid wanted to collect those stories and put them in a book. Sort of like what the Grimm brothers did with European fairy tales. So he traveled all over Australia, talking with Aboriginal people about different myths and legends. Those stories became the book Legendary Tales of the Australian Aborigines.
RedgeOoh, I want to read that. I'll have to find a copy. The sad part of the story is that a man named William Ramsey Smith bought the rights to the book and published it under his own name.
Little BoAnd left David's name off of it?
JonathanYep.
RedgeWhat a terrible thing to do.
JonathanIt was terrible. But that's part of why I tell these stories. I want to talk about the people who have done extraordinary things and aren't always recognized for their work.
Honoring David Unaipon's Legacy
Little BoWell, I'll certainly recognize David, and I'll tell my friends about him if I can find my friends.
JonathanDavid was an excellent speaker. He gave many public lectures and demonstrations about science, literature, and aboriginal culture. When he was 80, he received a coronation medal from Queen Elizabeth II. And to this day, David is now featured on Australia's $50 Note.
Little BoWhat an honor!
Ways to Contact Us
JonathanTruly, David led an extraordinary life despite the injustice he faced as an Aboriginal man.
RedgeHere here.
Little BoWell, great story, Jonathan. Oh, it's three o'clock. And that's our last sheep shared. The little boy down the lane will be here any second. Thank goodness for sheep shares.
RedgeAnd thank goodness for David Unaipon.
JonathanTime for my haircut.
Little BoOh, right. Uh anybody see my clippers?
JonathanThis has been a Jon in character production. This Hidden Hero of History story was written by Rebecca Cunningham and edited and produced by Molly Murphy. Little Bo was performed by Sophie, who you can find streaming on twitch.tv forward slash S0PH. All other characters were performed by Jonathan Cormur. Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Pacific Grove Soundworks. We love hearing from you. Contact us at dorktalestorytime at gmail.com or try our one-way text feature as a safe way to reach out. You can find even more ways to reach us in the show notes. Now, go be the hero of your own story, and we'll see you next once upon a time.
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