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Athena and her best friend Pallas love playing beautiful music together, so they eagerly sign up for Litropia’s first Fabulous Flautist Competition. Both are determined to do their best while cheering each other on along the way. But Athena’s prideful father, Zeus, zaps Pallas’s confidence when he tries to give Athena an unfair advantage. Athena must help her friend find the courage to stay and teach the king of the gods a lesson about honest competition, friendship, and the joy of celebrating the success of others.
PARENTS, TEACHERS AND HOMESCHOOLERS:Athena's Magical Flute is a story about supportive friendships, good sportsmanship, and respectful competition. As Athena and Pallas prepare for a flute competition, they demonstrate how friends can encourage and support one another even when participating in the same competitive event. When Zeus's desire to see Athena win leads him to doing something unfair, the story explores the importance of honesty, taking responsibility for mistakes, and repairing relationships through sincere apologies. Ultimately, the episode celebrates the joy of celebrating another person's success.
CREDITS: This episode is a Jonincharacter production. It was written by Rebecca Cunningham, directed and produced by Molly Murphy and performed by Jonathan Cormur. Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Pacific Grove Soundworks.
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Hello, Dork Squad. I'm Jonathan Cormur, and you're listening to Dork Tales Storytime, the podcast for kids and their pop culture loving grown-ups.
Theme Song
It's a beautiful day for a story, an adventure, and glory. New friends and old ones, too. It's an excellent day to get swept away in a tale, so let us regale
It's important to set the scene with a little dive into the past.
Jonathan
I'm ready.
Redge
Well, a long, long time ago, like thousands and thousands of years ago, there was a great god named Zeus, who lived at the very top of a mountain called Mount Olympus. Have you heard of him?
Jonathan
The king of the gods? The one that likes to create lightning and thunder?
Redge
That's him, precisely. Well, one day
Zeus
Oh, I've got such a headache.
Jonathan
The king of the gods got a headache?
Redge
It wasn't just a headache. Inside his head was his daughter, and she was ready to be born.
Jonathan
All right, I forgot about this.
Redge
It's not logical, but we'll just go along with it.
Jonathan
Aye aye, Captain
Redge
So Zeus has an idea.
Zeus
Hephaestus, I'm going to need to hire you to split my head open.
Hephaestus
You want me to do what to the king of the gods? I could never.
Zeus
I'm asking you to do it. Now trust me and split my head open.
Hephaestus
Okay, whatever you say, boss.
Jonathan
Oh, I know what happens. Hephaestus reluctantly grabbed the sharpest axe he could find and split Zeus's head open.
Redge
That's right. And out popped the goddess of wisdom, war, and crafts.
Athena
Hey Dad, nice to meet you. I'm Athena.
Redge
Now, despite the whole headache thing, Zeus loved Athena.
Jonathan
What wasn't there to love? She guided heroes on their adventures, planted olive trees in the ground using just a spear. She could weave like no one has ever woven before.
Now, as you know, Athena didn't grow up on Mount Olympus.
Jonathan
She didn't?
Redge
Well of course not. She lives on an island near Legend Lake, made up of glaciers, ice, and snow. Legends say it's called Winter Wonder Island.
Jonathan
There's a winter island near Legend Lake? How?
Redge
According to tales. You know that Legend Lake is full of mysterious mysteries.
Jonathan
Have you been there?
Redge
Well, I hear it's very cold. And like most things in Legend Lake, it's impossible to find. But anyway, let me tell you how she got there.
Jonathan
Oh I would love to know.
Redge
So on Winter Wonder Island there was an emperor penguin named Triton.
Zeus
Hey, Triton, love the tux.
Triton
Oh thanks, Zeus. I just had it preened.
Zeus
It looks really spiffy. Listen, I need you to do me a favor.
Triton
Your wish is my command.
Zeus
Can you look after my daughter Athena? She's my favorite kid and will one day become one of the most important gods of all time. If you screw this up, I'll have you banished to Hades. But you know, no pressure.
Triton
Gee. Okay, I think I can do that. My daughter Pallas has always wanted a sister.
Zeus
Thanks, Triton.
Redge
So Athena moved to Winter Wonder Island to live with Triton and his daughter Pallas.
Jonathan
That must have been really hard for her.
Redge
True. Must have been hard to leave Mount Olympus, the only world she had ever known. But Triton was a really nice penguin, and so was his daughter Pallas. Pallas taught Athena how to do all sorts of penguin things, like how to catch fish.
Pallas
Okay, hold my wing. We're gonna jump off this ice cliff together, then dive down deep into the ocean to catch a fish for dinner. You ready?
Athena
Do I hold my breath?
Pallas
Can you breathe underwater?
Athena
Guess we'll find out.
Redge
And how to slide across ice on their bellies.
Pallas
Whee! Isn't this fun?
Athena
Is it possible to get brain freeze on your belly?
Redge
Pretty soon, Pallas and Athena were more than sisters. They were besties.
Jonathan
Aww. Just like us, Redge.
Redge
Yes, just like us. And in exchange for all of the wonderful things Pallas taught her, Athena whittled a flute out of unmeltable ice and taught her how to play it.
Pallas
That's so kind of you. Thanks, Athena.
Athena
Of course, try it out.
Redge
Well, we can't all be as good at the flute in the beginning like I am. But practice makes perfect. So Athena and Pallas spent their days doing just that, to the point where Pallas was pretty much just as good at the flute as Athena. The inventor of the flute.
Jonathan
Well, that's gotta be pretty good.
Redge
Absolutely. Apparently, if you're living in Legend Lake and you open your window, you can hear the sounds of their flute duets floating over the water.
Oh right Wow, storytelling takes a lot of concentration.
Jonathan
Don't I know it?
Redge
Now let us speed to the not so distant past. Just a few weeks ago, in fact, when Mayor Martindale Nightingale made an announcement.
Mayor Martindale Nightingale
Hear ye, hear ye. In just a few short weeks, we shall host the Litropia's very first fabulous flautist competition.
Redge
Mayor Martindale is a huge fan of music, you know, given that he's a nightingale.
Jonathan
Yeah, makes sense.
Mayor Martindale Nightingale
Whoever wins shall be given the key to the city.
Redge
Now I didn't know what it would mean to have the key to the city, but it sounded so important. And you know I love a little competition, so of course I had to sign up.
Jonathan
Even though you had never played.
Redge
That's never stopped me before. I bought a flute at Windy the Whale's Wind Instrument shop, and I got to fluting.
Jonathan
Ah, okay, all right. Thanks for the example, Redge.
Redge
You're welcome. Word made its way to Winter Wonder Island, and who else do you think decided to sign up for the competition?
Jonathan
Athena and Pallas.
Redge
Correct. But the trouble was everything they did they did together. They always supported one another. Their friendship was never about winning or competition.
Athena
Let's make a promise. No matter who wins, we'll be happy for the other.
Pallas
I promise.
Athena
I promise too.
Redge
They both practiced and practiced, sometimes giving one another notes and always cheering each other on.
Jonathan
Aw, that's so sweet.
Redge
Then came yesterday, the day of the Litropia's fabulous flautist competition. Athena, Pallas, and Triton made their way to the God of Dance Theatre, where the competition was being held. And when they opened the doors, who do you think they saw?
Jonathan
Uh you?
Redge
Well, yes, I was there, but that's not who I'm talking about. They saw Zeus.
He was at the competition? The king of the gods was here yesterday?
Redge
Yes. Somehow wood made its way to Mount Olympus, and Zeus was not going to pass up the chance to see Athena compete.
Athena
Dad, why are you here?
Zeus
Can't a father take his time out of his busy schedule to see his most favoritist daughter beat the pants off of these other noobs.
Athena
Uh, Dad. Thank you for coming, but please don't embarrass me.
Zeus
No one will even notice I'm here.
Athena
You're like a thousand feet tall. And whenever you move your hands, lightning strikes out of them.
Zeus
All right, they'll know. But I'll be quiet. I promise. I love you, my favorite little headache.
Athena
I love you too.
Zeus
Zeus fully expected Athena to win, given that she was, you know, the inventor of the flute. And let's be honest, everyone else thought that too. Though I did think I could give her a run for her money.
Jonathan
Yeah, naturally.
Redge
First I went, and I did fabulously. I played my own rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and the crowd loved it.
Jonathan
Oh, that's awesome, Redge.
Redge
Then, contestant after contestant took their turn on stage. There were some very talented flautists. Who knew there were so many in the Litropia?
Jonathan
Well, certainly not me.
Redge
But Zeus knew none of them were as good as his daughter. So he sat quietly as he promised her, and even fell asleep through a few of them. Then Athena took the stage, and she was fantastic. I had never heard the flute played like that before. She had the whole crowd clapping along with her, and Zeus enjoyed it most of all, sending sparks of lightning every time he clapped. Her song ended, and she took a big bow, then got a standing ovation, and of course, supporting her in the front row were Triton and Pallas.
Jonathan
Just like they promised.
Redge
Then, last but not least, Pallas walked on to the stage. You can tell she was nervous, having to follow an act like Athena, but she knew she could do anything with the support of her best friend. She took a deep breath, put the flute to her beak, and started to play. Some even started to cry. It was so beautiful.
Jonathan
Are you crying now, Redge?
Redge
Only a little. It was just so touching.
Jonathan
It's wonderful what music can do.
Redge
Truly. But there was someone who wasn't as touched.
Jonathan
Who?
Redge
Zeus. Everyone in the Litropia knew that Pallas was an extraordinary talent, but Zeus did not. It was shocking to him that someone could beat his favorite child. He was not going to have any of it.
Jonathan
Uh oh.
Redge
He angled his shield so that it bounced off the light coming from the spotlight, momentarily blinding Pallas. The light was so bright that she threw the flute up in the air and it landed in the audience right on Mayor Martindale Nightingale's head.
Mayor Martindale Nightingale
Oh oi, I have got such a headache.
Redge
Pallas was so embarrassed that she ran off the stage and out of the theatre, leaving her flute and the whole competition behind.
Athena
Pallas, wait.
Redge
Athena tried to stop her, but it was too late. Pallas was already out the door, making her way back to Legend Lake. Before Athena could follow her, Zeus flew over to
Daughter, where are you going? They haven't announced the winner yet.
Athena
Did you have something to do with this?
Zeus
Do with what? The weather creating all of mankind creating you
Athena
You know what I'm talking about. Did you mess up Pallas' performance?
Zeus
Me? Never. I'm the king of the gods. I'm perfect.
Redge
As you may remember, Jonathan, all the gods were imperfect, even Zeus.
Athena
Dad?
Zeus
Fine. Yes it was me. But she was about to win. I couldn't have someone else beat my most favoritist daughter. That would be embarrassing.
Athena
Dad, Triton and Pallas took me in. They raised me and loved me. Pallas has taught me so much. She's my best friend, and you've embarrassed her in front of all of Litropia.
Zeus
Well, when you put it like that.
Athena
You owe her an apology.
Zeus
Fine. But where did she run off to?
Triton
Well, she may have already taken a Litropia taxicab to the road, taken a magical carriage to the third turn on the left, and reached the border of Legend Lake. Uh your Highness.
Zeus
Triton, she wait, how did she go so fast?
Triton
Once Upon A Time is very magical.
Zeus
I'll say.
Athena
Dad
Zeus
Oh right. Uh we should go to her. Zeus lifted Athena and Triton, and in a flash they caught up with Pallas, who was swimming her way back to Winter Wonder Island.
Athena
Pallas, come back.
Pallas
No thanks. I'm too ashamed to show myself again.
Zeus
Dad. On it, sweetie.
Redge
Naturally, Zeus can control everything on the planet. So we alter the currents of the lake to bring Pallas back to
I know. I haven't been very nice lately. But to be fair, that's not my forte. Um Pallas, I must apologize. I was the one that blinded you while you were on stage.
Pallas
Why would you do that?
Zeus
It's difficult for a father to see his daughter lose in front of all of the Litropia, especially considering my status. Still, I should have never done that to you. You and your father have done so much for me in raising Athena, and I can tell she's turned out to be a very decent hearted goddess because of you.
Triton
Oh, thank you, your Majesty.
Pallas
Yeah, thanks. And I understand.
Athena
Now, will you come back with us to the theater? They're going to announce the winner soon.
Pallas
Well, okay, I can do that.
Redge
Zeus scooped them all up and made it back just in time to watch me be given my honorable mention certificate.
Jonathan
Thank goodness.
Redge
Right? Good thing Zeus is so magical and could travel fast. It was a wonderful night.
Oh yes, well, then it was time for the top three finalists. In third place was
Mayor Martindale Nightingale
Wendy the Whale.
Redge
Then second place was
Mayor Martindale Nightingale
the Goddess Athena.
Redge
Pallas gave Athena a huge hug. Triton gave her a fatherly pat on the back, and Zeus roared a loud, thunderous roar as Athena went on stage to accept her trophy.
Mayor Martindale Nightingale
And the winner of this year's fabulous flautist competition is Pallas!
Redge
The whole crowd went wild! Tears filled Pallas' eyes. She could hardly believe it, but Athena knew she could do it all along. Hey. Are you crying, Jonathan?
Jonathan
Well, it's just so touching. It's a beautiful story about friends supporting one another.
Redge
Yes, you you are just so right. So, uh did I do a good job telling the story?
Jonathan
An excellent job.
Redge
Woohoo! Celebration flute
Jonathan
Ah yes. That's so That's so Beautiful.
Redge
Yes, quite. Now we should find Legend Lake again. I would love to hear Athena and Pallas playing while sitting by the water. And maybe I can get a few pointers on my fluting.
This has been a Jon in Character production. This story was written by Rebecca Cunningham, directed and produced by Molly Murphy, and performed by Jonathan Cormur. Sound recording and production by Jermaine Hamilton at Pacific Grove Soundworks. We love hearing from you. Contact us at DorkTalestorytime at gmail.com or try our one-way text feature as a safe way to reach out. You can find even more ways to reach us in the show notes. Now, go be the hero of your own story, and we'll see you next once upon a time.