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SPECIAL REPORT: I’m Making ONE MORE Wand!
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It looks like I'm about to do something that I said I would never do again, but I guess I am allowed to change my mind, and that is what I have done in this particular case. Five years ago, in 2018, I announced that I was making one last wand and then I was going to retire from wand making. And I created the Emerald Wand, which sold out in no time, and then I said, That's it, uh, I'm not going to make wands anymore because wand making is actually very complicated. It's not just putting a rock on a stick or something like that. Uh, I I mean, you've probably bought a wand before that didn't do anything for you. And and if you want a wand to actually work, there is an enormous amount of effort that has to go into the design and construction and uh an understanding of how all these pieces are going to work together to create a result, at least in my opinion. I mean, I think it's a combination of science and art. And so, yeah, five years ago I said, no more wands. Well, here is what has changed. I, much to my surprise, was recently able to attain some wand parts that uh kind of blew my mind. Uh, things that I thought I was not going to be able to attain. And my goal was just to make a wand for myself and one for my wife Lauren. But I was able to get the supplies to make 30 of these things, so I said, all right, I'll I'll just, you know, buy all the supplies. And I I I always take advantage of supplies that are rare when they are available. So I got these supplies and made one for myself and for Lauren. And this wand has sort of blown my mind because this wand, uh how do I put it? A lot of people have been having unfortunate things, kind of bad luck, uh, happen lately around the world. And I'm not sure why that is. I know we're going through a period of transition. So this wand was designed specifically to reverse that, to take whatever uh negative momentum might be playing out in your life and to completely reverse it and turn it into nothing but positivity. So every time something that uh that would have been negative happens, suddenly positive things happen. And this has just reshaped everything in my life and in Lauren's life. And I absolutely love this wand. I'm holding it in my hand right now. I'm not ready to tell you what it looks like, but it is the most beautiful wand that I've ever created. It it really does look like something from another planet or something. I mean, it's it's it's an almost alien-looking wand. So I talked to Lauren and I said, you know what, let's go ahead and let's work and make let's make all 30 of these things, you know. So I have 28 of them left over. I have one for me, one for Lauren, and 28. And I don't need 28 wands. So I said, you know, I wasn't going to sell wands, but I have 28 of these things. They look unbelievable, they work magic like I've never seen before. And so uh I am going to my I'm I'm not guaranteeing anything, but I am planning to make these 28 wands that I have, and I and we haven't made all of them, we've we've only made some of them. Um, but I I want to make these other 28 wands available. Uh I'm thinking, well, next month, uh February of 2023. And so if if everything goes according to plan, uh next month, February of 2023, I am going to send an e-news letter out, and I'm going to say, okay, I'm ready to sell these things, and they're not going to be cheap. Uh, and you'll understand why when you see what they're made out of. And I will include a uh uh a signed letter of authenticity and maybe some other goodies. I I don't know yet. Uh, but I will not be promoting this uh uh pretty much anywhere else. I I'm not gonna talk about this on my Strange Things podcast. I'm not going to post it in social media on Twitter or Facebook or any of that. I am only going to announce it through my free e-newsletter. JoshuaPWarren.com is where you go to sign up for that free e-newsletter. Right there on the home page, you just put your email address in there and hit the submit button. Uh, that's the only way that you will know that I have got some ready and uh you know I'll uh some are already made and and ready to go, you know, right into the the mailbox, and then some will just make as as orders come in, because I don't even know if we're gonna sell uh all 28 of them because like I say, they are these are not cheap. But I'm giving you this heads up if you're the type of person who understands what I'm talking about, who appreciates quality of the highest degree, well, um just get ready because next month, February of 2023, I plan to send out a a free e-newsletter and say, All right, we're set up, we're ready to go. Here's where you go if you want one of these things. And you know, what would you do if if you were in my situation? Uh again, I don't need 30 wands. I love mine, I'm attached to it. Lauren loves hers, she's attached to it. It's tur it's turned so many things around in our lives, and so the least I can do is take the others and make them available to you. So there's your heads up. Uh, I'm I'm really excited to to see what kind of feedback, as usual, that I get from people um who buy these things, and uh it it you know it it will also come with a 100% money back guarantee because if you get this thing and for some reason you don't like it, well I'll be more than happy to send it on to somebody who who knows how to use a wand. So just wanted to let you know what's uh happening here in the Joshua P. Warren Lab. So that's it for this special report. Thank you for listening. Thank you for your interest and support. Thank you for staying curious, and I will talk to you soon again. May the force be with you.