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Hello, I am Joshua P. Warren, and this is Joshua P. Warren Daily, and you know it's a Saturday, so I think it's okay to be a little silly with you and tell you something that I just find well puzzling. You may remember that in 2017, when I was in Puerto Rico, I uh drove about an hour to see a movie, and when I got to the theater, they told me that uh it wasn't gonna happen because the screen was broken. And I said, What what do you mean the screen's broken? It just didn't make sense to me, and I still have no idea what the hell they were talking about to this day. The screen was broken. And this wasn't like a language uh gap. I mean, the lady I was talking to spoke beautiful English, so I don't know to this day what that means when you go to the theater and the screen is broken. Well, listen to this shit, okay? I ordered a big roll of bubble wrap from Amazon and uh, you know, for shipping purposes, right? And so I got a message from them yesterday saying, we're sorry, we're refunding your order that we cannot deliver this bubble wrap to you because it was damaged in shipment. I'm not even I'm not messing around here. I I I the bubble wrap was damaged in shipment? So I took a screen capture of that. I I swear to God this is true, you know. I mean I I was like, I have to take a screen capture of this, or people will think I'm making this up. It reminds me of that routine that the comedian Stephen Wright used to do where he said, I bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. So you live life long enough, you get to see some stuff that reminds you that things just sometimes don't make any logical kind of sense. Go to see a movie the screen's broken. Order some bubble wrap, the shit's damaged in shipment. Uh I just have to get that off my chest. I gotta do something with that, so I figure I may as well tell you about it. But listen, that's just a part of life. Who knows what the real story is, and who knows why people make up explanations for this, for that, or the other. But I'll tell you this on an interesting note. Well, uh, I talked to Mobius last night, and I believe I believe we figured out where our location is going to be to set up this new instrument pack for the first phase of the Mobius mission, and it's a really good one. It's a really good one. Just wait, you know, I I this is not confirmed yet because I have to well, I've already sent off an email to the people who are in charge of this property, and I don't see why they would have any issue whatsoever with with working with me, but you never know. So I don't want to tell you until it looks like it's gonna be pretty well locked down and confirmed. But it's quite exciting. And you know what's weird is that this is a place that should have seemed obvious to me. But I work on so many projects, a lot of times I just get distracted, and sometimes I need to sit down and talk to a good friend like Mobius just to help me sort of remember things and clarify uh you know some of the stuff that I've already done, and he said, Wait, why don't we do it here? And I was like, Oh yeah, of course, that's a you know perfect place to do this. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed that there are no um unknown variables here, and I will be telling you very soon where this place is, and I will uh I'm gonna have to get on an airplane, I guess, and fly. I hate flying. I've flown so much I'm just sick of it. But um I thought about driving there, but I think it's gonna probably be better just to jump on an airplane and go fly there and back and get it over with. Um but uh I'll be hopefully telling you soon what the plan is for this location where we're gonna put this instrument pack that will, I believe, possibly prove once and for all the existence of ghosts. I I know if you followed my work, you heard me say that in 2017, that I thought this was gonna be the year, and the reason I said that in 2017 was because that's when I had originally planned to do what it looks like I'm now gonna do this year. So it just takes time. You know, this is this stuff is hard. You know, it's a it's not easy uh to prove that ghosts are real, it's not easy to travel through time. I mean, you know, these this is some hard stuff that I'm working on, so you have to realize like sometimes I I might fall a little behind schedule uh doing these things. But that's the plan. And so pretty exciting time to be alive and to know that, yeah, I think technologically we can do it, and I think I'm in a position to do it. Furthermore, I will tell you that um I have now completed the first batch of brand new sigils. And these are sigils that are the product of Parasymatics 2.0. So what that means is that very soon I will be uh not only leaving you a nice little podcast, but I'll be sending you a link to a page where you can go and you can see these sigils, and then you can use them, you can incorporate them into your life however you think is the most appropriate manner. Uh next month I am going to be flying to uh well, first to Denver, and then from there a driver will pick me up and take me to Boulder, Colorado, and that is where I will be making my third appearance on George Norrie's program on Gaia TV called Beyond Belief. And I think uh by then I'll be ready to show exactly what I'm doing here and uh have video footage to boot and you know all that kind of stuff. Um so I'm kind of getting geared up for that. And you know, I'm still working on editing what I shot in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and uh having fun with the prospect of putting all that together as well. So anyway, um things are proceeding exactly as envisioned. It's just so weird that, you know, I have to kind of live my life on paper to keep all this stuff organized and to keep it straight because I knew I knew 2019 was going to be a big year, but man, it's gotten really big really fast, and uh every day new opportunities arise. So I hope that you will stay informed. And you can do that by listening to this podcast, or certainly by subscribing to my free e-newsletter through joshuapwarren.com. You know, there's always a lot of cool stuff there at joshuapwarren.com, and um I hope you you know you'll go there and check out the Curiosity Shop and sign up for the eNewsletter because I'm gonna be sending out some updates soon. And um anyway, all that said, um I hope that you will also click the link to this podcast called Joshua P. Warren Daily. And I'm gonna give you an update in my next podcast about um where the roulette experiment is, because the polls were tied up once again last Thursday night. And uh so I'm I'm trying to figure out what to do at this point with the roulette experiment. So anyway, click the link to Joshua P. Warren uh daily, and you can subscribe through various means, or just follow me on Twitter at Joshua P. Warren at Joshua P. Warren, and I will tweet when a new one is available. So hope you're having a good weekend. Thank you for listening. Thank you for your interest and support. Thank you for staying curious, and I will talk to you again soon.