The Take It Deep Show
Ep. 70 Crossing the Boundaries: From Moon Conspiracies to Baseball Thrills and Italian Provisions
Can you imagine the moon as a hollow entity echoing with a devilish face lurking in its reflection? Hold your breath as we unpack the stunning moon conspiracy theories, all while our hearts still reel from Matt Farbman's first base hit that we celebrate on this episode. The rhythm of our words sways us from Jamie Foxx's clone theory to the gripping plot of "They Clone Tyrone" and drops us right into Kevin's kitchen where he skillfully crafts sandwiches with the finest garlic-infused balsamic oil from Urb de Province.
Did you ever fathom muffelados and Italian provisions playing a part alongside the art of baseball in a conversation? We love surprising you! One moment we're reliving the thrill of getting hit by pitches and the next, we're musing over our #1 fan Ben's eating habits. Amidst this, we spare a moment to update you on Thunderson's father in-law, Jackson Bjourne, who was first introduced to the world in our previous episode.
Before we wrap it up, let's tread the path less traveled. Posing queries that may seem outlandish yet enticing, we question why we haven't been back to the moon? Is it a mere reflection of the earth? Could the Flat Earth model hold some truth? As you join us on this wild ride, don't forget to keep your imagination unwavering because on our show, the unexpected is always around the corner! So buckle up, lend us your ears and let's hit the road!
Can you imagine the moon as a hollow entity echoing with a devilish face lurking in its reflection? Hold your breath as we unpack the stunning moon conspiracy theories, all while our hearts still reel from Matt Farbman's first base hit that we celebrate on this episode. The rhythm of our words sways us from Jamie Foxx's clone theory to the gripping plot of "They Clone Tyrone" and drops us right into Kevin's kitchen where he skillfully crafts sandwiches with the finest garlic-infused balsamic oil from Urb de Province.
Did you ever fathom muffelados and Italian provisions playing a part alongside the art of baseball in a conversation? We love surprising you! One moment we're reliving the thrill of getting hit by pitches and the next, we're musing over our #1 fan Ben's eating habits. Amidst this, we spare a moment to update you on Thunderson's father in-law, Jackson Bjourne, who was first introduced to the world in our previous episode.
Before we wrap it up, let's tread the path less traveled. Posing queries that may seem outlandish yet enticing, we question why we haven't been back to the moon? Is it a mere reflection of the earth? Could the Flat Earth model hold some truth? As you join us on this wild ride, don't forget to keep your imagination unwavering because on our show, the unexpected is always around the corner! So buckle up, lend us your ears and let's hit the road!
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Speaker 2:Ah, I'm gonna finish playing that it's.
Speaker 3:It's guy's name says To a-chim-is-world Tile children's children's Can't seem to shake, but I remember your words, lord. They bring me to chills. Keep your nose on the grindstone and out of the pills I can do a little karaoke.
Speaker 1:Are you recording again? Yeah, go it on live. Go it on live. It's a TID pre-show.
Speaker 3:I keep in mind that a man's just as good as his word. It takes costs as long to build bridges you've burnt and there's hurt you can cause. Time alone cannot heal.
Speaker 2:Keep your nose on the grindstone and out of the pills. Keep on doing those oxys and you'll see a thrill Now that.
Speaker 3:I've been tired. I just can't catch a break. There's too much in this world. I can't seem to shake. But I remember your words, Lord. They bring me to chills. Keep your nose on the grindstone and out of the pills. Keep your nose on the grindstone.
Speaker 1:What's up? Facebook? Little TID pre-show what I like about you. Oh, oh, oh. Well, then no one's gonna hear me chewing super sour on the way before.
Speaker 2:Now we're.
Speaker 1:Now we're live. Now we're live. You're waiting for me to fucking stick to patient super sour on my mouth and then you went live.
Speaker 2:Thanks, gotta hear you chew like a savage. How long do you think Facebook will let us play that song 14 to 24 seconds Till. Will they give us notice?
Speaker 1:Welcome.
Speaker 2:All right, so we just play it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:If anybody's out there they want a good song, great song Tyler, tyler, childers, childers, childers, yeah.
Speaker 1:Childers, Childers. You have a hard time pronouncing that.
Speaker 2:Childers. Well, I've come this deep. Let's be honest. All right, listen to this song. This is a good one. That's Facebook Copyright. What, oh? The nose of the grindstone.
Speaker 1:Hey, oh, stop.
Speaker 3:Two has got a lot of followers. Yeah, On Spotify like 9 million.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, never heard of them before. Nice Kev. This is Kevin's song when he's oh wow, I've never heard of him before. Oh wow, nice Kev. This is Kevin's song when he's oh wow, I've never heard of him before.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, I've never heard of him before. Oh wow, I've never heard of him before oh wow.
Speaker 2:This is Kevin's song when he's bringing down the food and shit.
Speaker 3:Put him working more. He said one of these days you'll get out of these hills, kevin Orbury, ladies and gentlemen, Keep your nose on the grindstone and out of the pills.
Speaker 2:That's your song right there when you go up and get something else, bitch. I felt like those were good ones. That's very good right there. I mean spicy super son Hard provolone. Yeah, imported, Little imported provolone Dude, I can eat that cheese all day. I'm gonna eat that cheese that over here, those goddamn dogs, they're savages.
Speaker 1:I don't understand how they want to get out Next time Kevin comes down, 15 dogs Next time Kevin comes down, make me a fucking dish. Make me a fucking sandwich.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, you want to hear what he wanted to talk about tonight.
Speaker 1:Well, he didn't put it on the grease board like he said for the last three weeks.
Speaker 2:So so he wanted to talk about um, what's your man do'sy? Wait a minute. Uh, jamie Foxx's clone. I looked at him and like get the fuck out of here right now.
Speaker 1:I saw that on TikTok today also and I'm like this is just fucking. I just can't.
Speaker 2:It's all smoke and mirrors. That's the way it is With anything.
Speaker 1:Well, Jamie Foxx, Tamar Hamlin yeah, you know, Did you see? Did you see what they're saying about fucking Kanye?
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:Totally a clone. They got two pictures One with a fucking small head, one with a big head, and one looks like he's got shoulder pads on under his fucking shirt. I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:is that I just watched they. They clone Tyrone on Netflix. Dude, I'm sitting there like looking at this movie. I'm like, yeah, this can happen. This can totally fucking happen.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2:They're saying Every now and again I run into my doppelganger.
Speaker 1:They're saying Hollywood's fucking with us and they're telling us what they're doing in these movies. I'm watching and laughing at all the way we're going. I was just moving.
Speaker 2:So, like you know what let's, let's make this one as obvious as can be and see if they believe it. So we're going to call this one. They clone Tyrone. First of all, who was Tyrone in the movie?
Speaker 1:I don't know, but Jamie Foxx is in that movie.
Speaker 2:Dude. Jamie Foxx is great in that movie. It's fucking awesome. I watched it together night, definitely. I recommend that. That was really good.
Speaker 1:The other thing I watched Don't tell anyone what browser channel you are.
Speaker 2:No no, no, dude, I can't tell you the last time I cranked. It's been a while. Yeah, man, it's been a while.
Speaker 1:Maybe you need to see the doctor.
Speaker 2:Maybe I need a little stained. It's been a while oh oh, Clogged up like fucking Yellowstone. It's going to be like a scene out of 2012.
Speaker 1:Oh, look at 2012 glazed, 2012 glazed Pat's Odyssey.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 2:Hey, mr Hobbs, hey, buddy, you're fucking sandwich. Oh God, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got some cool, you got some balsamic vinegar.
Speaker 1:It's oil, garlic infused, probably Urb de province.
Speaker 3:What Urb de province, hmm.
Speaker 2:Oh my Jesus, look at this. Look at the little. Look at how bougie we have become. Look at this. Right now you got. You got oil on your plate. Some cracked pepper. Maddie just put oil on his bread. Meanwhile, nobody even sees what's in the middle of the table. Right now we have some hot super sop. It's all part of the process. Some kicking ass, fucking provolone right there Delicious provolone, by the way. Some Italian bread, salt and pepper. What is that at the end of the table? Is that an onion?
Speaker 1:No, I think that's two lemons that have been down here for a month. Oh Okay, pay no mind to those, never mind.
Speaker 4:That's an experiment.
Speaker 2:What do you wait for it to turn into?
Speaker 1:Kanye West.
Speaker 2:The clone of Tyrone.
Speaker 4:I'm seeing how long it takes for it to go bad down here for when the apocalypse comes.
Speaker 1:I mean that's here we go, the cockpocalypse.
Speaker 2:Time table. The cock is falling from the sky. What's going on with the cockpocalypse? Oh God, you gotta love the pre-show.
Speaker 1:It's a number one movie by David Rand.
Speaker 2:No, you are correct, I thought it was a heart but, it is a Pentagon, hex, hex whatever Like you are.
Speaker 4:How's that going, by the way?
Speaker 2:It's horrible, yeah, talking to your microphone.
Speaker 4:Are you going to do anything about that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, can I have a cleansing? You have sage. I'm sure I got some kind of sage sage Rosenfeld, fuck, see, no, we need, it's real sage. I've been cursed man.
Speaker 1:What now oh?
Speaker 2:I've just been curr ever since that happened, dude.
Speaker 4:It's been horrible flowers, like you can't deny it.
Speaker 2:No, you can't. I'm totally with it right now, even after it again, unfortunately, at the time I felt invincible and thank you, which which devil yeah, thank you, which devil for stopping on my life for the best fucking month and a half.
Speaker 4:Jesus, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna make myself a plate you should make yourself a plate, because Kevin's I got obviously not when I asked to make me a plate bitch I.
Speaker 4:Do not around here.
Speaker 1:Are you feeling under appreciated right now?
Speaker 2:Do you need to be? Do you need to be spanked more often?
Speaker 4:I've fixed the microphones before and gain credit.
Speaker 3:I Said what nice little reset of the system go ahead and tell them about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it wasn't working for me. And then Matt made a suggestion, which, honestly, probably the best suggestion of the night. How about you just shut it off and turn it back on? Guess what happened? Boom, blammy, boom, she'll plow.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I wasn't doing no, there's no no no, anything in here glaysing, but not blowing Dive.
Speaker 2:Ah, that's the word I've all divulging. Keep on saying glazing.
Speaker 1:Well, it's the same thing. Yeah, I mean you divulge until you glaze.
Speaker 2:This is really what it is. I'm divulging in this glaze and that I'm about to divulge on you.
Speaker 1:You want some of that oil for the bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, bread's good, isn't it? You can't, you can't be good fresh Italian bread that Just so thick crust.
Speaker 2:It's so, so thick. What Are you divulging? Can I see that assalting pepper there? Huh, a little bit of that, a little bit of twists and turns. Yeah, see, this is the way every Sunday should be. I agree it's like like family dinner, but we do it live.
Speaker 1:Is anyone watching us eat?
Speaker 2:yeah, one, one, maybe two.
Speaker 1:I'm not on, so Okay is it Ben Travers?
Speaker 2:We're gonna find out in a minute I.
Speaker 4:Realize we were a lot.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So did you hear a song I played?
Speaker 4:yeah.
Speaker 2:What'd you think?
Speaker 4:I like that a lot.
Speaker 1:No, we, we are here on the pre show. Look at that, mm-hmm. All right then.
Speaker 2:Not gonna lie, it's like food porn right now for me.
Speaker 1:It's been a while. How's my slicing? It's impressive. You did a nice job on the Super Saiyan. You really did.
Speaker 2:That's delicious.
Speaker 1:Tell me a piece of bread, dick have a. You just literally take a piece of bread, throw it.
Speaker 2:All right yeah.
Speaker 1:The ones like why you're not eating dinner. I'm like no reason, no reason at all. See you later.
Speaker 4:I got sausage and onions and a pretzel rolls too.
Speaker 2:Wow, stain came at stains.
Speaker 1:Back out with a new one they're going on tour is not what happens after you. Please, I'm gonna be a dipole.
Speaker 2:Yes, so that like listen to this one. This is just how we're gonna open it up.
Speaker 1:Well, don't play it until we're gonna open it up.
Speaker 2:We're opening up.
Speaker 1:Are we doing it now?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're gonna do it. I mean, what's wrong with glazing now? Yeah, why would survive? Let's go.
Speaker 1:I think I used to play Nobody's got every. Save you from yourself.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh, oh oh. Ttt, oh, oh yeah, yeah, can't do. That was fucking spicy super top in my mouth. Yeah, whoa, oh, little more difficult. I'm almost choking at time. Oh yeah, ladies and gentlemen, get a little glimpse of the pre-show. Welcome to the real thing, episode 70. Episode 70. Welcome to the ticket D show episode. Episode was Bruce Smith 70. He was 70. Who's Bruce? What was Bruce Smith? I don't remember. 78. Yeah, yeah, it's very good, very good. Kevin Was Dexter mainly 70.
Speaker 4:Who cares? He was a coke 70 Seven.
Speaker 1:Fuck him anyone. No, I'm really thirsty.
Speaker 2:I kept on looking at my drink. I was like let me just keep on drinking it. Would you like a drink? Yeah, I got mine, you give me some ice, sure?
Speaker 4:Oh, I knocked over a microphone.
Speaker 2:You know what, like you're seeing first of all, oh, whoops. First of all, been a while, we have breaking news, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, yesterday, matt Farnman, what'd you like for your? Um, the less vagina one, the? Yeah, that's Pepsi.
Speaker 4:That's delicious, by the way.
Speaker 2:I know it is. Matt Farnman got his first base hit of the.
Speaker 1:Right old season, the 2023 season? Yes, no, how far into the season?
Speaker 4:are we.
Speaker 2:Uh no, I think it's three-quarter, I don't know. So we're deep in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've only. I've shown up to, like you, maybe eight games and played in five of them.
Speaker 2:Think I have 12 at bats, uh, and, like he's been six hit by pitches.
Speaker 1:Oh nice, my on base percentage is ridiculous.
Speaker 2:It is a little stupid when you look at it. But uh, he got hit yesterday, I got hit yesterday. Uh, who else can? Maybe else can hit guys get hit a lot.
Speaker 1:No, no smatters.
Speaker 2:It's usually when he gets hit, I get hit.
Speaker 1:Well, it's funny because normally pat bats way up in the order. I was batting less. No, I was batting, oh you see, I was second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 3:second the lurcher was last.
Speaker 1:They wanted me to protect pat in your order Just tell her job, by the way.
Speaker 2:So I mean I wouldn't ask for another compadre out there, except that it's hit by the pitch.
Speaker 4:Let's go a lot. A lot of guys get hit in that league.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um.
Speaker 4:Couple of game.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was my first game without a hit. I've been turning a cover off the ball.
Speaker 4:No, I'm talking about, like guys getting hit by pitch. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would say so. So that's my breaking news, fucking.
Speaker 1:Ben, what do you say? Stop eating and start talking. You know what, ben?
Speaker 2:You know what, ben? Let me know when this gets annoying because it's annoying me.
Speaker 1:He's just, he's upset that he doesn't have any fresh Italian provisions right now.
Speaker 4:All right, dude, it's delicious. Thank you.
Speaker 2:My pleasure. Yeah, I mean, that is stellar, you know, would make that even killer olives.
Speaker 3:Hmm.
Speaker 2:Right, if you think about it. Nice little green olive. What did you just fucking say?
Speaker 4:Muffelado you never heard of muffelado Like a big, big fucking sandwich.
Speaker 2:Obviously I've not been to enough brunches on sundaes.
Speaker 4:No, I thought it was like an Italian thing.
Speaker 2:What's a muffelado I?
Speaker 1:don't have to say as fucking idea, who's Italian is this? It's something, it's, it's it's made up sandwich that non-Italians talk about.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Now you use slice open of cacha bread and you spread it with fucking olive spread. You know like uh olive medley Usually like the pimento a medley.
Speaker 2:I'll give you a medley of medleans.
Speaker 4:It's got a Uh you know like you start glazing everything like some kind of dressing on it.
Speaker 2:What's some glaze olives?
Speaker 4:Didn't you eat it? It's good.
Speaker 2:Speaking of eating, how many milligrams have I gone through? I don't know what you're gonna hit. The last one now.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, the last one, huh.
Speaker 1:What's how much was the last one? Oh, Kevin's got a roommate tonight.
Speaker 4:Well, you're probably around 50.
Speaker 2:Oh no, because I think this was the same selection last time now there's.
Speaker 4:My face was melting off. Now there's new ones.
Speaker 2:So I don't know there, those sevens, the blues, I remember the little blue ones.
Speaker 1:Did you just hear that what? So you know why he did that, right? No, the the silent assassin Is doing some work with Jackson Bjorn For the next couple weeks, all right, so people so so kev's looking.
Speaker 2:People know who Jackson Bjorn are now because we release episode 60's seven 68, jackson Bjorn was introduced to the world. He's been outed, yeah, and I was listening to it the other day and it's a real fucking conspiracy that whole story like.
Speaker 1:I don't know what to say that you can't make that shit up, muffelado is the muff of a half Back half, oh Jesus. Christ, don't, don't even repeat it, don't you repeat it.
Speaker 2:You know what Ben?
Speaker 1:I think Ben's sitting downstairs drinking some bourbon.
Speaker 2:I think Ben's got some edibles in him. He might.
Speaker 1:Oh boy.
Speaker 2:I can't believe you said that.
Speaker 4:You're right, that's not a character.
Speaker 2:Well, it is, it's it is. He must be on the. He must be on the north side of uh, boston right now.
Speaker 1:Just just so you know that your, your name, comes up on the uh, yeah, your full name.
Speaker 2:You're your full name's up there in the chat, just so you know. Ben Travers, I mean we let the cat out of the bag there, but Jesus, oh my god and first of all, Kevin, we are not. I started. I feel like I'm vibrating. We, we are not talking about jamie fox's clone.
Speaker 4:Why not because? There's no relevance in that there's no truth.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what? Let's go to the grease board that Kevin's gonna fill with ideas to talk about. Oh, there it is. Oh, oh, it looks like the same grease board. Yeah, we've been doing that from for a while.
Speaker 4:We could actually roll with those topics.
Speaker 2:You're as reliable on the grease board as fellas.
Speaker 4:Wow, that kind of burns.
Speaker 1:Phil OBS, neck and neck dude on the grease board chart.
Speaker 2:You neck and neck not even first.
Speaker 4:I got it. Yeah, what the grease board.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's not glow in the dark one.
Speaker 1:It's definitely not going to dark one, unless you fucking glazed it, we don't know, yeah, it's something I see down at a. He was tired out of side of road. Someone threw it out and just picked it up.
Speaker 2:What's up with this wet streak down in the middle? It's like it's all weathered.
Speaker 1:We'll clean that up. Well, who's that awful? The dogs lick it and I'll bring it downstairs. Let the guys look at it.
Speaker 2:Spray a white spray paint and they won't know the fucking difference. Should have bought napkins down the front. Napkins, no, that's what you get the bread for.
Speaker 1:Think about bread soaks everything up. It's true, mmm.
Speaker 2:Mmm, hey damn.
Speaker 1:Next week I'll see about getting some fresh mozzarella.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll talk about some, some real muffalados too, oh okay, so what did you want to talk about today, kev.
Speaker 4:I don't know. We can talk about anything. Do you want to give him politics? You love politics. I fucking hate politics man Maybe I really do now yeah maybe, maybe some UFOs seem like this guy over here. Yeah, he's. First of all there's a lot.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of you If you believe that interview is real.
Speaker 2:First of all, let's just hold up. Here you are, you are the, the fucking do you not realize it anytime?
Speaker 1:You're the.
Speaker 2:Joaquin Phoenix of science.
Speaker 1:Do you not realize? Anytime I see anything UFO, I have to send it now.
Speaker 3:No, I understood, totally understood.
Speaker 1:But there was nothing real about that. I was laughing, my ass, I'm sitting there like watching the report.
Speaker 2:I'm like, is this fucking guy actually reporting this right now? Like, oh yeah, the daily news had this. No wonder why they didn't go fucking public with it. There's a reason, do you believe? Like the one that, like you said in the text, uh, the autopsy, that well, I said that one is more believable.
Speaker 4:Yeah you know um, Maybe I don't know what do you mean?
Speaker 1:a black and white, grainy footage with no sound and I look like the alien head from. Oh yeah, look at that, I've seen that filter on instagram.
Speaker 2:Hmm, it says record at the bottom and it's counting backwards. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's legit I like. The only thing that I think is legit is that one that happened in fucking or brazil or columbia.
Speaker 4:Dude, you know what I heard? That uh like all those videos of like nuclear bombs being exploded like at sea.
Speaker 2:And it's supposed to be fake. They're all fake.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they never happened.
Speaker 2:Your. I know why you're talking about. That is because of the house where there was a car and then there was no car. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. So you know like they think it was, they think the nuclear blast that have supposedly been recorded have been fake. Reason why best question anybody can ask what about the camera? Yeah, back then you're looking at what 1950s, 1940s, whatever, yeah, they set that off. I mean, that camera looks pretty damn close. Oh, look at that. It doesn't nothing happens to him, doesn't even shake.
Speaker 4:No, and there's like a famous one of, like a, like a building being blown away, like a house, you know, like old oh, from a new, from a nuclear test. Yeah, you put you'd be like, oh yeah that one Um, if you ever seen it um.
Speaker 1:I haven't, I don't go in that it's.
Speaker 4:that's what I do like the flash happens and then there's like there's no car, there's no car behind. Then after the flash, there's a car and then after the flash there's like a big old caddy in the in the driveway.
Speaker 1:So so nuclear bombs, create catalogs.
Speaker 2:No, no, are you sure? But then what happened with fucking Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Speaker 4:Okay, how about this? How come neither one of those places are a nuclear wasteland? Very, very good, kevin. Wow, yeah, I'll think about it, hmm.
Speaker 2:I mean it's it's true what they say.
Speaker 1:Just ask the obvious question right, everyone should have an orbs. Thanks, buddy.
Speaker 2:You can be a real cunt sometimes when it comes up with some good quality shit.
Speaker 1:Um no, dude, that's um. Did I tell you I changed in my fancy football team name this year? Yeah, you know. That's why I just looked at you.
Speaker 4:Fuck man. This is a. This is a real thing.
Speaker 1:What happened. We were on a phone the other night and Kevin was being a little cunty, so I made it. It might have been a rash decision. I have to think about it, but I changed my team name to orbs as a cunt.
Speaker 2:The cunt of orbs.
Speaker 4:Like am I really that bad? This is something I gotta work on well, if you're asking the question, kevin.
Speaker 1:I mean if they, if it's I'm just gonna leave that there.
Speaker 2:All right, so sweet, so then okay. So nuclear bombs are fake, the could be the moon landings fake.
Speaker 1:Yes, I see more and more about that since you guys started talking about it.
Speaker 2:It's so crazy. It's not only that, but like people actually being out there anywhere. It's all like green screen trip. Why haven't we been back to the moon? What do you think the reason is? Do you think we were ever there in the first place?
Speaker 4:I Like to think we were.
Speaker 1:You know, but perhaps I didn't like what they saw, yeah oh yeah, who fucking Optimus Prime Do they say here we? Go. I know where he's gonna go with it.
Speaker 2:I was really trying hard not to make that reference, but I know exactly where he's gonna go with it is. They discovered that it was a what?
Speaker 4:Really the spaceship like the, like the Death Star. Yeah yeah, it's hollow. We've been through this. What you've never heard you never.
Speaker 2:You've never heard the hollow moon. We've talked now. Yeah, we discussed this before.
Speaker 1:It's a great. It's a. It's why. That's why this is why I'm stopping drinking. It's an eerie.
Speaker 2:It's an eerie fucking thing because, all right, explain how and why it's called the hollow moon so the um, One of the first missions to the moon, yeah they um.
Speaker 4:They crashed like a satellite or lander or something into it you know something?
Speaker 2:Yeah, something, they didn't. I think it was a satellite that crashed into the moon.
Speaker 4:You know something they didn't need and they just wanted to like, get like seismic activity what? Happened. Yeah, you know information. You know because they set up like shit on the surface and whatnot and um, it rang like a bell for like 20 minutes. Oh, the entire moon just like reverberated Back and forth for, like you know, indicating it was hollow. So then they did it again.
Speaker 2:You're definitely on my lighter. Yeah, no, it's out on the oh, did you coming out of Queen's Mountain? Yeah, yeah, you said. I mean, you said two weeks smoke-free, did he not, did he not?
Speaker 4:Then they did another one, a bigger one and it it. It rang for like almost two hours. Oh uh rang like a bell. Oh, exact words. So you know, there's uh there's some stuff out there. Yeah, uh, a lot of eyebrows.
Speaker 2:You know, you know you have bumblebee ratchet. I mean can't See. You know what there is so like it's. There's so much stuff in this world that I want to say yes to like. I want to because I honestly, from, from 45 years of life, I've seen the most absurd shit. You know what I'm saying and I was like you know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucking moon is a bell.
Speaker 1:This is why ignorance is bliss, because if you don't know any of this stuff, you just fucking bop around, go through life. You know, you know it makes life.
Speaker 2:It makes life much more interesting. But a little bit paranoid, it's a little scary, yes or no?
Speaker 4:um, you've heard about like the, you know, like the oh he's gonna add to it, um, the the face of the moon, like it's got like a, like a dark and a light to it. You know, um, if you take that as like what do you think he's going to do?
Speaker 4:I don't know if you'd make that like a negative photo, like you'd see it the other way, um you, you'll see it's a uh, it's a silhouette of all the continents on the globe, on the um, on the flat earth model of the uh, the map.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 4:You know.
Speaker 2:So how the like the Flat Earth model of the like the the glow You're talking about, like Pasitomia, whatever the fuck it was back in the day and whatever yeah what have you? Oh boy Mesitomia, whatever it was.
Speaker 4:Or like the, like the UN map.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, yeah everything's all together, flat Earth you're looking at, you're looking at the North Pole, and everything's all connected.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you see in the moon and it's, it's true, like when you look at videos and stuff, like it's crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh, even what you've seen on the moon. Should we? Should we?
Speaker 2:should we research this right now for the, the two people that are watching us?
Speaker 4:Dude, oh you gotta.
Speaker 1:We had three, but Kat chased one of them right away.
Speaker 4:I don't think it's a full moon. You won't be able to tell.
Speaker 2:No, but we could say what Reverse image.
Speaker 4:Yeah, moon, reverse image of Earth. Or just write moon, image of Earth and you'll the browsers reverse moon. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Image, what image? What Earth, moon, earth image.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Images, now images for moon Earth.
Speaker 4:So it's like Earth is or the moon.
Speaker 2:Moon reverse, would you say it was.
Speaker 4:It's like the reverse negative of the Reverse negative. Of the Earth. Yeah, the image that's on the face of the moon.
Speaker 1:Double negative Dude. I can find something like that Double O zero.
Speaker 2:Like that's awful, Kevin, because moons Reverse.
Speaker 4:Moon reflection of Earth.
Speaker 2:Moon. Reflection of Earth Moon. There you go, reflection.
Speaker 1:Of Earth. Just passed, you just passed it Whenever.
Speaker 3:Well, he's taking Earth. Take a look at that.
Speaker 2:This thing.
Speaker 4:So you see how, like the, the dark and the light, let's see, or so?
Speaker 2:And he like a big picture. I know, kevin. I know, in a simple world, this is what we see on the moon, of course with the colors right, cause on the movie we see everything like white and gray. So the continents would be gray and the water is white Cause of the reflection of plasma, everything's technology. The big question is who does this reflection?
Speaker 1:We got too quiet. Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:Is this it?
Speaker 2:As reflection here.
Speaker 1:it is that looks like devils in there.
Speaker 2:Here it is. It sounds like a fucking a puff daddy song about to start Flat Earth.
Speaker 4:Did it Like there's other ones you can look at there Probably better than.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know I'm gonna show you. I'm trying to pay attention to what we're doing here instead of getting all quiet. It's more for Pat to edit out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's good times.
Speaker 1:Why you gotta be like that.
Speaker 2:Cause I love editing. So that's what it looks. That's the opposite.
Speaker 1:I mean it's like a topographical map. Oh, I see where they're going, or it's Courtney loves left ass cheek. Either way, they're going with the thing on the top left to that.
Speaker 2:I don't know about that. That don't look like anything like it, All right so. So thanks for taking up our time on that one Kev.
Speaker 4:Just watch it. You don't have to listen to it, just watch it. Kevin, I need you can talk about it as you watch it I need a lighting device.
Speaker 2:A sink and mirror. So that's it opposite.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God. I thought somebody was grazing Anyway that's another one, that the moons of projection and that moonlight is actually colder than like light. That's like in the night shade, like if it wasn't like a shade of a tree, like straight up moonlight is colder than like light. That would be in like a shade at night.
Speaker 1:Why is that that's?
Speaker 4:scientifically proven too.
Speaker 1:Why is that?
Speaker 4:I don't know. Weird though, right.
Speaker 2:Well, how do you know? I don't know.
Speaker 4:The whole kind of weird, though the moonlight supposed to be just reflected sunlight, right. Because it's just on a different plane and whatnot. So if it was, it would be warmer, wouldn't it? But it's actually colder than air that's in the shaded area in the nighttime.
Speaker 1:I don't know why I haven't had a drink in almost 30 straight days and right now I'm starting to shake. Sorry, buddy.
Speaker 2:Can I just get a lighter, because these gummies are starting to hit me right now and I think they're smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 4:I don't know if we have a vessel to.
Speaker 2:What you see my eyes, you feel my eyes.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I forgot you'd all that shit. A couple of cubes.
Speaker 2:Maybe some liquid, a little bit of liquid in there. Oh Wow, five for five. He's the. He's the fucking dark-eyed ice-tossing. Awesome.
Speaker 1:We have two dark-eyed on the grill. If only Razor Ramon was still alive, I'd throw my side of his ass Rest in peace.
Speaker 2:You don't give a shit. Shut up with that.
Speaker 1:Alright, so the moon's hollow. They clone Kanye and and Jamie.
Speaker 4:Foxx Zach Efron too.
Speaker 1:Who, well, why, what what?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, they got Zach.
Speaker 2:Oh, there's a whole bunch. I could say I don't even know what to say to that right now. I'm just like what the f*** is going on? Zach Efron First time he's ever been mentioned on the show.
Speaker 4:Is it really yeah? No way.
Speaker 2:Totally.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2:Zach, I'm glad you made it buddy. Now I'm gonna put his name in the fucking tabs and see if people who ever searched Zach Efron our video will come up. Oh, look at that.
Speaker 1:Hopefully. Well, I was in right shit on the grease board, but at least you brought up Zach Efron, that's it, that's great.
Speaker 4:Great Britain loves Zach Efron.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, we just lost every possible listener of the show.
Speaker 4:Oh, there's two. Thanks, man.
Speaker 2:I wonder who else is the second one? It might be me. Oh, you're totally gets my hopes up.
Speaker 1:I feel, less now. Well, you pay no attention to this f***ing shit. And I can't see because the lights in the way.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to pay attention to it. I just can't see straight.
Speaker 4:How have the numbers been?
Speaker 1:What numbers we talk about that?
Speaker 4:privately Are Nielsen rating.
Speaker 2:Yeah, heather Nielsen rating. I just almost passed out laughing, so hard.
Speaker 4:Don't wait to get one of those mushroom bars. No no no, no, you have those today too. No.
Speaker 2:Oh god, you have those.
Speaker 4:I get them tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Pat's sleeping over tonight. No, it's just like we can have those today. That would have been f***ing crazy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I actually thought about it, really slept on it.
Speaker 1:No, like Friday I was going to be like he was going to pick them up right after he jotted some things down on the grease board.
Speaker 2:He must have got held up. Some things must have come up. Yeah, what was so important on Friday that you got held up? You can write on the grease board Bachelor life. Seriously.
Speaker 1:Making a putting green.
Speaker 2:Silent assassins away at f***ing Bjorn's house. I looked like a frat boy right now. So I was upstairs earlier and I'm like, looking at it, I thought it was like a clear bottle cap and I'm like I like reach them like this thing's full of water. I was like, oh f***, this is all water. So like what the f*** is this? He's like I just put a nice cube in there. I'm like just he's like well, my wife's not here to clean it up.
Speaker 4:That's not what I said. That's not what I said.
Speaker 2:Okay, how did you say it? She's not listening to the show you know you like my wife's not here to clean it up, these things will happen.
Speaker 4:No, no, I said my wife's not around. Shit like this is going to happen, you know, like if she was around.
Speaker 2:I mean, let's read between the lines.
Speaker 4:Drop an ice cube and a bottle cap.
Speaker 2:Let's read between the lines on that. That's exactly what you meant.
Speaker 1:I can't wait for the assassin to come home. I want to get the f***ing.
Speaker 2:you have to get the story, yeah for those of you who got into episode 67, the Jackson Bjorn story yeah, so far nothing, what do? You mean nothing.
Speaker 1:So far nothing. He hasn't, he hasn't recouped yet he's home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, it's all normal.
Speaker 1:It's all right, back to normal Pat. That's how spies work.
Speaker 2:Let me just get $15,000 and gift cards real quick.
Speaker 1:Pat, this is how spies work. Obviously they're lolling at you.
Speaker 2:I'm f***ing, I'm lost right now. This is, this is a you know definitely a born supremacy.
Speaker 1:He's a deep sleeper agent and he's waiting for the code word to awaken and pounce into action again.
Speaker 2:Yep, bjorn the ultimate gift cards. Nobody would figure that out. Dude, you got agents on the inside Like shits. Crazy right now Telling you like your wife's an agent on the inside. What?
Speaker 4:do you think?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's going to go there. She's like Scarlett Johansson in the event. Alright, black widows in, let's go. No stories yet.
Speaker 4:Maybe that's why she wouldn't fire at the paintball game. Perhaps.
Speaker 1:What happened? Registered devil weapons.
Speaker 4:That's how she got her name to sign on his ass and we went and played paintball one day Like all day. She didn't fire shot.
Speaker 2:Shoot what.
Speaker 1:She didn't fire shot, she did not shoot her gun once. What?
Speaker 4:Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 2:talking about how was that possible?
Speaker 4:We were just a shot. When did you go?
Speaker 2:paintballing.
Speaker 4:Years ago, oh.
Speaker 2:I would love to go right now. You want to go? I want to go, just fucking fucking yeah.
Speaker 1:I was just. I was at the new lip I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about doing some fucking Jason Bjorn shit. Okay, just fucking flips off the walls. Parkour, parkour, parkour, parkour.
Speaker 1:Pats could be running from one obstacle to the other. Torn fucking Achilles and that's.
Speaker 4:Torn Achilles in 15 feet Right.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, I'm down. I'm like just go, kev, go, I got it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be. I want to be on the same team as you when you go down. Yeah, I'm going to mercy kill you, I'm just going to call it behind you. No, no.
Speaker 3:No more than I think about it Maybe.
Speaker 2:Maybe Just do me Matt.
Speaker 1:Fuck, stop shooting me in the head.
Speaker 2:Just do me Mattie, that's it. Take me out. No, who would, who would?
Speaker 1:I'm not going to divulge on the paintball course.
Speaker 2:Who, who would? Who would go with us? I'd go, obviously, you would Do you have?
Speaker 4:do you have stuff?
Speaker 2:Do I have stuff?
Speaker 4:No, I don't have stuff either.
Speaker 2:Okay. So what do we do? You rent it, Okay. How do we do that?
Speaker 1:At the place.
Speaker 4:Obviously it's like written roller skates, but you're written guns.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and don't you have to pay by, like the fucking jars of pellets.
Speaker 1:No, you buy, you buy cases of paint. You can actually, actually you can actually. For a few bucks more, you can rent better guns now.
Speaker 2:So what does that mean? Better shot to kill ratio.
Speaker 1:Well, faster, farther, straighter.
Speaker 4:Harder Everything you want to gun man.
Speaker 2:I'm just thinking about that pain when you catch it on the skin Kind of hurts.
Speaker 1:I like to talk. I like to talk to gun up.
Speaker 2:Would you like to do what I like?
Speaker 1:to talk, to gun up Little break, break some skin when I hit you.
Speaker 2:You talking about talking guns or breaking skin? Sick bastard.
Speaker 1:Ben wants to bring back to my flotta. Oh, well. Is that going back to the college days, Ben? Is that what you're getting at?
Speaker 2:We're going to have to kick him out of the chat.
Speaker 1:No, we can't kick him out, he's no, paulie T.
Speaker 2:We are the greatest podcast in the world, with one loyal listener.
Speaker 4:That's all I know.
Speaker 2:There is no, there is no podcast that can match us right now.
Speaker 1:We get his merch. I did, I sent this Shut up, kevin. Yes, I said we went through this. He's like why is there a sock in here? Remember the sock?
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about, glazed, he was all about the really nice sock.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pat Davold's in a sock.
Speaker 2:You don't remember that?
Speaker 4:Everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why not? Oh, face right into the sock, okay. Speaking of, oh so, ufos, okay, the here's the thing the more and more I see of what's going on in this world right now. It is the greatest game of charades ever.
Speaker 1:You're calling it charades.
Speaker 4:It's just, it's just you know, yeah, it's kind of like that and like three card Bonnie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, father Queen, father Queen, father Queen, oh, he's stupid. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Ben hung the sock up in his garage, by the way.
Speaker 2:No, he stood it up in his garage. However, way he did it, that sock was standing up on the way out. That's all I know. It was like one of those bronze slippers, but it was glazed. Ben's got one of those glazed slippers. That's great. Love it. Loyal fan right there, how's?
Speaker 1:the U-Walk mess hanging on the wall.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 4:It's like the balloon you rub it on your head and you stick it on.
Speaker 2:Did you do? What did you just why?
Speaker 4:you know how much static those things give off. You just build up enough static like a balloon, you know. You just spam right on the wall. You're right over there, buddy, I'm fine but who?
Speaker 2:you're going on and on like it's a balloon and it's not no, I'm just saying the process. You know how you do that to a balloon yeah, why are you bringing it up with that same thing?
Speaker 1:the hair so I have to question what you rubbed it on, cuz yeah. I'm just saying what well, well, I mean between you and Pat, you might get you know very little static electricity oh, and it, would it grow out which it does grow out from time to time.
Speaker 4:There's a lot there, it's just not in one spot, like if I was Jewish, nobody would know I was bald being sober has given me a filter.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I like it, that's cuz you got your Yamaha on your hat, right in your head, your Yamaha yeah your miniature bike he's good to be in you with the propeller different colors all right, ufos moving on yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't even know where to move on right now hey, well, let's go to the grease board and see what yeah.
Speaker 4:Kevin grease board maybe, maybe zoom all right, you know, maybe a zoom here and there, what, what like that's so off-base was it's a little.
Speaker 2:It's a fucking funny about that just the way you're complaining about it.
Speaker 4:I was like you cut to you again it wasn't till just now.
Speaker 1:You said it oh sure got it. You like some raspberry ginger?
Speaker 2:oh I want that piece of that super santa mmm till it and get some cheese mmm really good. That's good stuff. Yeah, not a lot any help. All right, moving on okay so have you had the opportunity to see?
Speaker 1:something for you. I have not my wife's a fucking killjoy. I think I'm just gonna go see it by myself, like a lunchtime one one day lunchtime showing it was good.
Speaker 4:It's pretty good.
Speaker 1:I like the lot now for everyone who I've known who seemed to was like very into it I did.
Speaker 2:I. The last time I was at a movie where there was a standing ovation was rocky, for yeah, then, for what it's worth, I'm rooting for the socks against the Mets.
Speaker 1:Sorry, pat then nobody.
Speaker 2:You know what you're deleted. You don't come on this fucking chat and start saying socks, one Mets nothing you can't delete one loyal listener. He's giving me do whatever update man doesn't matter, nobody asked for it boots on the ground that's not boots on the ground.
Speaker 1:He has fat boots at home hey, ben, if you could keep us in in up to date on the score the red socks Mets game, that'd be great. Look at that.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna shut off the comments oh, they're there, but I'm not gonna look at them.
Speaker 1:I can still see them. Nobody cares about Ben's comments.
Speaker 2:Keep it going. Ben Ben's pretty much talking to himself.
Speaker 1:I got your buddy, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Is there anything that's been so outlandish lately that you know needs to come to attention?
Speaker 1:have domestically themselves sellers, yet at the trade that I don't even know.
Speaker 2:I even watch them so long what like world-wise anything, kevin?
Speaker 4:I don't know. It's like every day we get some new shit about fucking. Oh my god, this hunter Biden jet was real yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean he's not gonna, he's never gonna get in trouble yeah, even if he does, it'll get part of it bro, he's gonna under each chicks snorting coke off his dick. I'm gonna give him crazy, got big daddy wrote off that shit off wrote off his taxes how does one write that right?
Speaker 1:I want the number for his account it's, I think he puts underage Asian because he got cock, cock.
Speaker 2:I think that's how you got to put in those boxes and then you got up.
Speaker 1:Well, out of all the accusations, I don't see anything about tax fraud or tax evasion in there not yet yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2:Didn't eat like and something else. He tried to sue somebody, meaning if he does sue the person, the thing that the guy is talking about is true and it was like some crazy shit. So he's he didn't sue the guy because of it.
Speaker 1:I don't really know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:It's some dude put a story out about him.
Speaker 1:That's true oh, he's chewing him for libel, or? Yeah, I like a slander okay who, some dude.
Speaker 2:Hunter Biden was gonna suit some some dude. Okay, and opted not to, because what would have come out, which is pretty much everything that's come out now would have shown that it was true, because he's suing the guy. Hmm so, but actually no, I mean him not suing the guy is showing that it's true. If you think about it. Wouldn't you sue somebody if it isn't true?
Speaker 2:yes, yeah him not suing them, showing that, hey, yeah, that's my dick, yeah, that's my crack pipe, yep, that's me smoking it. Yep, that's me doing a 172 miles an hour in a Porsche out in fucking California, which you got pulled over for, henry rugs, what, yeah? Which you got pulled over for?
Speaker 1:What. There should be some consequences to these things.
Speaker 2:Yeah, think so. Like I just sit there like first of all, I would just be like, okay, first couple of things come out, then you got all this other shit, then you got all this other crazy shit, and it's all getting confirmed. And yet I would just be like, listen, you got a couple of IOUs with us right now because of this and the hooker and the coke, oh, and the speeding ticket, oh, and this and that, and this.
Speaker 1:Well see, the problem is that this is all he's gonna fucking plead down.
Speaker 2:He's gonna be at house arrest and he's gonna bang out more underage Asians.
Speaker 1:He's getting crushed and again pardon, they're finding things that tie his father into this other shit and I think everyone's freaking outgoing. Well, if we gotta throw this motherfucker out of office, this crazy cacklin hyena behind him is the one who's going into fucking big shit.
Speaker 2:That's the problem.
Speaker 1:That's a problem.
Speaker 2:But I was like what seaspan was on earlier? We were watching that and the whistleblower for the whole Biden thing saying how many roadblocks are running into. Oh yeah, just to not get all this information out.
Speaker 4:No, it's been like that for fuck.
Speaker 2:It's a little crazy. Let it out, let's go. I mean, nothing's gonna surprise us now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's almost at the point where they can't contain the dam breaking.
Speaker 2:Oh, the divulgence.
Speaker 4:Like there's like little cracks.
Speaker 2:There's a little divulging.
Speaker 4:Did they're filling?
Speaker 2:it. It's almost like it's predivulging the glazing. Yeah, the predivulging.
Speaker 1:Instead of years ago you had the Great Awakening, Now you've got the Great Glazing.
Speaker 2:That's how I feel right now, like Yellowstone.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's what are you looking for.
Speaker 1:Just rub two sticks together.
Speaker 2:Oh, was that you that, was you that?
Speaker 1:was my belly.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 1:Christ.
Speaker 3:Sorry.
Speaker 2:Feed me liquor.
Speaker 1:Feed me liquor.
Speaker 2:Carbs.
Speaker 1:For the last four days it's been asking for alcohol.
Speaker 2:I hate you being healthy. Stop being healthy Like I don't know, dude. I feel like you know what. And if I went out there and started having chicks? Like snorting coke off my dick, holding the gun nonetheless, like he did? Like, when does this guy get?
Speaker 4:impeached.
Speaker 1:Do you know? I think the bigger question is could Pat actually put cocaine on his dick and have someone snort it off it?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I think I can.
Speaker 1:I don't know. So you have to get a face in that big fucking afro. When you got rolling down there.
Speaker 2:No, no, dude, I trim, I trim down there Down, by the root, I mean I don't know it's, it's the root, it's close enough. It's close enough, and it's a beautiful, it's a beautiful, it's beautiful.
Speaker 4:Wow, you guys want me to leave.
Speaker 1:Shut up, captain. I'm just saying I don't know if there's enough surface area.
Speaker 2:I don't know it's like Bigfoot's dick.
Speaker 1:That's what you certainly smell like in the dugout Saturday.
Speaker 2:Totally, totally. It smells like a bag of dicks, old, divulged. Oh, in the summer sun.
Speaker 1:God, I can. Even. He smelled so bad, the ball wouldn't even go to his glove.
Speaker 2:No, it stayed right away, that's how bad it was. I'm not even lying, you know. I believe that now, totally believe that now Definitely wasn't on my ability. So can we do that cleansing anytime soon, like tonight.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like I can rummage around the spice cabinet, see what I got.
Speaker 1:What I'm making lasagna.
Speaker 4:You need sage man.
Speaker 1:You got some extra sage in the spice cabinet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me just sprinkle this on you real quick.
Speaker 4:No, no, we gotta burn it. We gotta like get the smoke on you and shit.
Speaker 1:So he just said he wanted to fucking dry rub you and fucking light you on fire. No, no, you know what, I'm down for it. I'm down. Wait, we're going.
Speaker 2:I'm totally down for it. You know what If?
Speaker 4:it's been a while. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna light a bundle of sage on fire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we don't even know if we have sage, I got sage.
Speaker 4:They're gonna stuff him in the smoker. Oh, and then we'll put the bundle in the fire box of the smoker so it goes all around him and we'll let him out in like a minute or two.
Speaker 2:I do not agree to that.
Speaker 4:Why I think that's the perfect way I'm gonna burn.
Speaker 2:I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 4:That's the only way to get it all over you. Yes, you know, like otherwise, like you're gonna miss a spot.
Speaker 2:Not happening? I don't know, I don't care at Kevin House. Don't. I am right now, it does not matter, no, no, I'm just saying, think about it. No, because I see his devilish eyes looking over his fucking mic right now. I was like, yeah, just do it, just do it. Oh, this is gonna be great. Please just do it so you can fucking burn, just live. Just do it.
Speaker 4:No, it'll be like an incident. You know It'll be like a fire. Yeah, an incident.
Speaker 2:It sounds more like an incident, not an incident. No, it sounds like there's a lot how I just came up with that. I had no idea that was nice Well done.
Speaker 4:We're not gonna lock it in.
Speaker 2:It sounded like you just wanted to. Oh, I mean we gotta close the door.
Speaker 3:See no, that's that.
Speaker 4:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:We don't have to lock it. First of all, I'm not fitting this smoker.
Speaker 4:Oh, you'll be faking it. No, no, no, it ain't happening, bro, we'll practice.
Speaker 2:What Fuck out of here Ain't happening. I'm definitely not gonna do this. Pat, can you just rub this butter all over? Your body before you get in there, kev, can you glaze me real quick so I can squeeze on in Jesus.
Speaker 1:I just happen to have this bowl of Crisco and butter just smeared all over yourself. Squeeze yourself.
Speaker 2:Squeeze like the dead smoker. It's like the deaf guy from Family Guy.
Speaker 4:Swallow this head of garlic. Swallow this head of garlic.
Speaker 2:I can't mean, I'm fucking burning it out. You need one to rock.
Speaker 1:Perhaps it has nothing to do with the flowers, right?
Speaker 2:I think, yeah, it's totally me, it's totally me.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we try man.
Speaker 2:You definitely have sage.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't feel confident in that.
Speaker 4:I think you gotta like inhale it.
Speaker 1:If there is anybody who just happened to have some sage laying around.
Speaker 4:it's this guy Like the burning smoke. You know you like. You're used to that.
Speaker 2:Now I gotta inhale it, you're used to that At first he's like you gotta wear it, Now I gotta inhale it.
Speaker 1:Well, you wear it, you inhale. It's the same thing, I think, if you're not going in the smoker to get it all around.
Speaker 4:I think you gotta like inhale it. You know, I would think.
Speaker 1:So, Pat, I got this big rubber grill right I got one of these Duraflame logs.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when you get this sage going really good underneath. I just need you to lay it back real. I need you to do me a favor. Lay on that grill for about 15.
Speaker 2:And then turn it over, and then turn it over.
Speaker 3:Turn to the side On the back yeah, to the side again.
Speaker 2:we gotta get all edges. Yeah, sear, all the edges. No, fucking way, jose, not happening, you wouldn't fit in. No, no, fuck you, kevin, fucking dick.
Speaker 1:I would want Facebook live on that shit too.
Speaker 2:Can you believe we're at episode 70?
Speaker 1:Fucking ridiculous. Yeah, think about it. Think about where this all started, how this all started. Yeah, think about it.
Speaker 2:Should we start playing in 100?
Speaker 4:Should we start playing in 100? You know, like, where is that put? Whoa, like 2026?
Speaker 2:2027, the best Right after the TID, yeah, right after the cockpocalypse. That's when it comes out Episode 100, the cockpocalypse.
Speaker 1:After the cockpocalypse, the only thing around.
Speaker 2:And that's how it's gonna be named. When 100 comes, it's gonna be the cockpocalypse. Nice, we're planning Look at us, look at us Dildo's falling from the sky.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna write that on the grease board today. 100th episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna leave this on the grease board until the episode it should be everything written on there. All right, what time is it?
Speaker 4:I don't know, 9, 8.
Speaker 2:It's only 8 o'clock.
Speaker 1:What are we doing? It's 15 minutes, hour and four. Stop, yeah, oh, wow. Yeah, you know, but you're right, though. Who would have thought that we would have went from soundproofing Pat's bedroom? Oh To the den. To having a To the storm cellar. The bunker, yeah, the bunker recording studio.
Speaker 4:She's doing OK right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, very good, seems to be holding up. I wish I was famous. You know what I wish? I wish there was a couple of sign redskins just hanging on the walls down here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's on the back burner. You think, yeah, but it's in the works. Ok, a lot of paperwork.
Speaker 1:Oh, the assassin's sign off on the permit.
Speaker 2:It's just like a hall pass. Oh, you know.
Speaker 4:I get meeting permits.
Speaker 2:Can I trade this in for a hall pass? No, all right, I got to wait. Ok, so I can still do the hall pass. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Kevin. Oh, he doesn't know. He knows what you're talking about. They've had that conversation. Yeah, hall passes.
Speaker 2:Those hall passes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those hall passes, I feel like Pat's, dangling the pole and waiting. I'm just waiting for the lure you in, right there, I mean it's two weeks bro. Kevin just swam right by. He's like no not going to bite. Not going to bite me, no, nope.
Speaker 4:I think Kate Beckinsale was swimming on by. That's my hall pass.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Kate Beckinsale, that's my, oh so that hall pass is never going to happen. Well, never know, though, if you're a Matt Reif.
Speaker 4:Yeah right, Lucky him Right.
Speaker 2:That young fucking comedian, yeah Banger.
Speaker 1:Really Is that how he got famous.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 4:No, but he got her yeah.
Speaker 2:Katie was mine too, that beautiful little Vixen.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, who's yours Dejeure? Who's your soup dejeure?
Speaker 1:I don't know, man, I don't think like that Just not happening. Bread pit Wow.
Speaker 4:He said he didn't think like that, so I went somewhere else.
Speaker 1:Don't ever have a conversation. You really are a cunt.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to go with Kevin on this one that was very misleading. You don't have your famous actress or whoever.
Speaker 1:I'm more of a not-asked Dude guy, not-asked permission and begging for forgiveness type of thing. So the situation arose. Wait, say that again.
Speaker 2:Not-asked permission and begging for forgiveness. So you're raping people. What are you doing?
Speaker 4:Yeah right, like dude, this is getting bad. You may have to counsel a lawyer.
Speaker 1:Jesus, ok, you're getting so fucking red, you're going to fucking turn around and die. I feel like a shit-got-dark fact.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't ask permission, but I do ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 4:I don't want to hear any lip either.
Speaker 1:No more Italian provisions for you.
Speaker 2:I just want you to get your good side of that pimpin. I'm going to be kissing my ring. Do you have any rings on?
Speaker 1:No, I don't have any rings on tonight.
Speaker 2:Do you usually wear one?
Speaker 1:Not occasionally.
Speaker 2:Pinky, I do have a pinkie.
Speaker 3:No way.
Speaker 2:That's a diehard Italian, right there.
Speaker 4:Is it a crucifix?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:The diamond. You got one of them.
Speaker 1:White gold onyx with diamonds around it. You got one of them.
Speaker 4:Crucifix rings no.
Speaker 2:What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 4:You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:I don't have one of those Pfft.
Speaker 2:Sorry. I don't know what was just in my mouth. What are you getting Pubes off the microphone? No, I think it was like spiderweb, Because it disappeared quick Spiderweb. Eh. So I told you just eat that Glaced, it lit A spider just glazed you. He's sitting there like at the top. And you can't see him and it's just fucking web coming down.
Speaker 3:You're like freaking out.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about? No, did I just go over a fucking line with that? No, I was just talking about a spider glazing me.
Speaker 1:Red Sox From the rafters Red. Sox two mats and nothing, nobody cares.
Speaker 2:Ben Delete me and delete your viewership. You're fucking right, ben Fuck, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:I care.
Speaker 2:Stop eating and start talking. Let's just go over his comments, the Muffalato.
Speaker 4:Unbelievable. It's actually a good sandwich.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a McDonald's sandwich.
Speaker 2:I know, but his description is very, very inappropriate.
Speaker 4:Like. If you like olives, it's a good sandwich.
Speaker 2:I love olives, Demently of olives. We covered that Dude. When you get those nice little, those great green olives and you fill them with, like blue cheese Mm.
Speaker 3:Or a little sharp provolone with little prosciutto.
Speaker 2:Mm, let's go how long on the lemons.
Speaker 1:Pat, you got munchies Not really. Give Pat one of the lemons, have me one of the lemons. Fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:We're not doing this. No, first of all, I'm not going in the smoker, I'm not eating those lemons. I've been down here for God knows how long, we don't know, because you already said it was an experiment and I listened to you, but they're still good. No, they're not, dude, they're totally fine. Yeah, totally great. Here, eat this and you won't be pissing out your ass. They're fine. All right, you eat it too.
Speaker 4:Dude, I'll put it in my drain. Let me get the Pepsi.
Speaker 2:No, you're going to squeeze a lemon right into your mouth. I dare you Half of it. Do we add a knife down here? Let me get the clean one over here. What is he doing?
Speaker 4:We don't have a knife right why?
Speaker 2:That's gonna take you like six years to cut it.
Speaker 4:It's gonna take me like ten more seconds.
Speaker 2:I don't know Anything, Maddie. I'm not sure why we're doing this, but yeah, like it just got. Like, where'd you go? Where are you going with this?
Speaker 4:I'm just saying that it's still good.
Speaker 2:What is in there?
Speaker 4:I think it's a pit. No, that's the stick.
Speaker 2:That's like what the hell is that it's hollow like the moon. My God, you guys hear this. It's ringing like a bell.
Speaker 4:What. I'm just saying they're still good.
Speaker 1:All right, I don't know how bad, I want to take one of those and just squeeze it in Pat's eyes.
Speaker 2:Why mine, why not I sided with you when All the time Liar, all the time I'm with you. Listen, especially against this fucking, this cunt.
Speaker 4:Is this all because of the saline night?
Speaker 2:No, it's totally homemade, don't worry about it, it's not gonna burn your fucking retina. I still can't see from that night. I'm blinded in my right eye, totally different color hue, yeah, compared to yeah.
Speaker 1:You know that was some of Kevin's glaze in that bottle.
Speaker 2:No wonder why it burned Explains everything, and it's like saline doesn't burn that much but cum does.
Speaker 1:Now I understand why you? Make that face on browsers Shit really fucking stings.
Speaker 2:That's how I'm ending the show, talking about getting a company eye.
Speaker 1:Well, you're gonna go find that sage we gotta we gotta get me out of this fucking we gotta like this guy or something.
Speaker 2:Something, let's go. We're gonna do that right after the show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, All right, we'll be back Facebook live. Yeah, we just got our fourth viewer too.
Speaker 2:Hey, good for them. Fortunately, we're calling it quits. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for episode 70.
Speaker 1:Stay tuned for the Facebook live when we burn Pat with sage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, stay tuned for I'm gonna be. What is this Exercise? I'm gonna be exercise cleansed. We're gonna be cleansed, so we're gonna try and take a curse off me. Not like an animal cleanse, but a curse that I've had for a couple months now yeah. So, and we're gonna take that right off, yeah, hopefully.
Speaker 4:Well, we're gonna believe it's gonna work, so it's gonna work.
Speaker 2:Yes, totally, let's do it, because I you know what do you say? Okay, all right, you're going Facebook live with it. That's fucking, literally. I hate you. I fucking hate both of you. And no, I'm not going into smoker, it ain't happening. My fat ass is like giving the last piece of supersaw Because I'm gonna take that. We left it there for you. I know, take it, bitches.