The Take It Deep Show
Ep. 71 Journey into the Unknown: The Pussycunt Dolls and Unraveling Corruption and Alien Invasions
Ever pondered on the need for a TID state of the union address? Struggled to make sense of the mysterious blur of light cascading across the horizon over the ocean in Florida? Brace yourself! We've got an exhilarating conversation that traverses these fascinating territories and more. From celebrating National Pussy Cunt Day unequivocally to a spirited discourse on the shrouded "Sound of Freedom" movie, this episode is your ticket to an adventure of intellect.
Turn up the volume as we shift gears to dissect the murky world of political corruption. Unearth a fresh perspective on Devon Archer’s testimony against the Bidens and mull over the concept of Trump receiving presidential immunity. We scrutinize the recent wire transfers and money laundering scandals, suggesting that presidents before Trump may have been just as deceitful. We then venture into the realm of the unknown, unmasking mysteries, conspiracy theories, and yes, even aliens.
In our final act, we dive headfirst into the concept of a simulated alien invasion, scrutinize the Foo Fighters, and share a hearty laugh at a man's extravagant attempt to transform into a Border Collie. From the peculiar death of a father on Edgertown Great Pond to the audacious cover-ups by law enforcement and the potential of an all-monosex future, this episode will keep you on the edge of your seat. So, strap in for this rollercoaster of a discussion packed with laughter, suspense, and oodles of brain fodder.
Ever pondered on the need for a TID state of the union address? Struggled to make sense of the mysterious blur of light cascading across the horizon over the ocean in Florida? Brace yourself! We've got an exhilarating conversation that traverses these fascinating territories and more. From celebrating National Pussy Cunt Day unequivocally to a spirited discourse on the shrouded "Sound of Freedom" movie, this episode is your ticket to an adventure of intellect.
Turn up the volume as we shift gears to dissect the murky world of political corruption. Unearth a fresh perspective on Devon Archer’s testimony against the Bidens and mull over the concept of Trump receiving presidential immunity. We scrutinize the recent wire transfers and money laundering scandals, suggesting that presidents before Trump may have been just as deceitful. We then venture into the realm of the unknown, unmasking mysteries, conspiracy theories, and yes, even aliens.
In our final act, we dive headfirst into the concept of a simulated alien invasion, scrutinize the Foo Fighters, and share a hearty laugh at a man's extravagant attempt to transform into a Border Collie. From the peculiar death of a father on Edgertown Great Pond to the audacious cover-ups by law enforcement and the potential of an all-monosex future, this episode will keep you on the edge of your seat. So, strap in for this rollercoaster of a discussion packed with laughter, suspense, and oodles of brain fodder.
As long as it's not Metallica, we're okay.
Speaker 2:We got a backstory to this song too. I mean, kevin, we're talking about last night, some good shit. You guys definitely need some time apart. No, we had a trip together to McDonald's and it was a good talk and it was very funny about how he yeah, yeah, yeah, oh uh. Friday Frenzy with the cunt Maddie and Pell. You're forever my pussy cunt. I love it.
Speaker 1:I'll be the cunt. Yeah, yeah, is that your new nickname?
Speaker 5:I don't know why.
Speaker 2:What I mean. That's as narcissistic as you can be, Kevin. He's trying to manipulate the situation. It's called deflecting and pointing fingers. I've been through it, I know.
Speaker 1:Wait till he love bombs you.
Speaker 2:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take a Deep Show, episode 71. The Pussy Cunt Dolls.
Speaker 1:What's up, fellas, hello, it's a Friday. Been a minute since we've been on on a Friday. Oh yeah, it's been a while. What's up?
Speaker 2:fellas, we're going to be that guy. Yeah, again, all the time.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's going to call me names. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Do you need to adjust your microphone? Seriously?
Speaker 2:I mean, I didn't realize you're going to be, you know, just like everybody else out there in fucking social media, you hurt my feelings. Are you triggered? Are you triggered?
Speaker 1:Kevin, I was triggered.
Speaker 5:I felt triggered.
Speaker 1:Do you need to save space? I might Right back there behind the black curtain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and what we're going to do is, look, we're going to dedicate a day to you. Oh yeah, it's a national holiday Pussy Cunt Day.
Speaker 5:There we go.
Speaker 1:September 4th.
Speaker 2:No, it's got to be like a good date for pussy. Like, do you think about it?
Speaker 1:Pussy Cunt Day rolling right in the Labor Day.
Speaker 2:That I mean it could be D-Day he's or whatever you want. He's not accepting it, he's not, he's not happy.
Speaker 1:You can tell already. It doesn't matter, it's all already.
Speaker 2:Well, it's been a couple. It's been a while since we've been on on a Friday. Some things have changed. We actually have a grease board working, yeah.
Speaker 1:We actually have a grease board where things written on it Updated Awesome, yes.
Speaker 2:And I can see exactly what we're going to talk about now.
Speaker 1:Nice little outline Right Doesn't mean the contents could be any better, but at least we know what we're going to talk about.
Speaker 2:We're going to hit like the first thing and we're going to steer right somewhere, and yeah, but now I was looking at the outline. I got everything up on the computer.
Speaker 1:Oh, you can actually pull shit up on it. Oh, already done. We're fucking getting high tech here. Look at this.
Speaker 2:This is a high tech in the speed of molasses. For whatever reason, this shit is my computer slow as shit. Is it hooked up to the ethernet? Yeah, I got to plug it in. Oh, yeah, it's plugged in. I think it's just my computer.
Speaker 1:Well, if you take off the camel jockey porn, then I'll probably move faster. What? Okay, good, so it's a chance, find it, find it. There it is.
Speaker 2:All right, that's that only took three. We've been recording for 34 minutes, so that only took like two.
Speaker 5:Showtime.
Speaker 2:For that to happen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's awesome. I just brought two more viewers on All right great, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:So how's everything being one of you fuckers?
Speaker 1:Busy, yeah, crazy fucking busy. Busy with what Fucking work?
Speaker 2:sucks assholes. I know that midget porn really gets people going. You got to be busy. You got to be busy with that. I've never watched midget porn. Liar, I swear to God, liar.
Speaker 1:I swear to God, you know, you know you were scrolling next to me, I just got to see.
Speaker 5:So, are you like getting off on some kind of technicality here? Like you wasn't really midget porn, but there was a midget in it.
Speaker 1:No, you know, it didn't look like a midget in the preview no, like you didn't know there was going to be one.
Speaker 2:I've seen a porn with a midget in it, but no, there was no divulging on the midget. Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1:So I don't remember that one but you know I've never watched it. Well, we were up to six and divulging on the midget got us down to five, right away. Well, sorry, little person, whoever just left there, and down to four, god damn it. Don't say divulge on the midget.
Speaker 5:I think it's midget American, to be honest. You know we're going to do it right.
Speaker 1:However way it makes you feel better. Did you learn that in your safe space?
Speaker 2:Okay, so we got. We got some stuff we're going to be discussing today.
Speaker 1:Ben loves midgets and we're down to three. Okay.
Speaker 2:And it's working. It's working and it's gone. So we were gathering momentum and we lost it right away. You know, it's gotten to the point in the world where we need a TID state of the union address. Yeah Okay, we got. We got to discuss some shit that's going on in this country For the people by the people.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about. Then we got to do the TID state of the universe, address Universe. How crazy was that video I just showed you? That was pretty much. Oh no, what were you watching? It was a video that they just released from Florida Somebody standing on the beach recording whoever in front of them, and you just see this blur of light go through like the dark clouds on the horizon over the ocean. And I saw it. He didn't see it. Then they did it slow down, dude, it was like a thing like I mean, comparable.
Speaker 1:How big would it be this wasn't on Ex Hamster again, no, I'm not watching fucking US bullporn. Well, I don't know, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2:But the kid who was photographing he's like did anybody see that?
Speaker 5:So he did see it, it was real, it was genuine, for sure.
Speaker 2:And they slowed down the video. Dude holy shh Dude's just more and more videos coming out.
Speaker 1:Which, of course, is more things that we need to be distracted by. I don't know.
Speaker 2:That's why we're doing both state of the union and state of the universe All right, and we got some fucking great news.
Speaker 1:Ben still calling for the telephone, okay.
Speaker 2:You know what? Tell him, fucking God, he's killing me like Kevin. And then we got a little surprise, little surprise today, surprise, little something, I don't know what's that. It's time for a feud, not yet.
Speaker 5:No, no, little teaser.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we haven't fucking played a fucking game in a while. I just got to find the categories, but I have all the. I do have all the sound effects, and that's what matters most.
Speaker 1:So we got the sound effects, but no, no one was surveyed yet.
Speaker 2:No they're, they're they're surveying the people. Right now, the hundred people are being surveyed on all their questions. Okay, so, like I said, computers good.
Speaker 1:As long as he catches up to us, all right. Get a lot of traffic tonight, back up to five.
Speaker 2:It's nice. I mean it's a Friday.
Speaker 1:Don't say the M word.
Speaker 2:I got to start fucking putting my sound board out a little better.
Speaker 5:Jesus, you're rusty.
Speaker 2:You know, speaking of rusty, I was rusty today. Rusty trombone no, all right, I didn't think I was going to talk about this, but it's the open to monologue. Oh shit, and you are forever banned in NHL 23 on PlayStation. I don't think that's fair. Sorry, and the vote vote's been in, so it's a one to nothing vote. So it's my vote. It's all matters in your fucking band you like.
Speaker 1:you were the sole person interviewed with the survey question. There's no way that's on there. I was the one person. They could take it a little hard man. I was caught by surprise. I'm not going to lie. You were being. You were shooting your mouth, though If you were talking shit like you were going to wreck him, weren't you? Oh?
Speaker 2:yeah, no, cause I'm sitting like it's. It's a difficult game to play and you got humbled. Just say it. Humble is not even the word. Not even the word. All I know is where, at first game, we're playing at zero, zero, bam, it's two, nothing. And I'm just like what the fuck's going on here? After he scored the first goal, I was like, well, the game's over. That was my mindset, and what happened was Kevin brought out. It was like what was that fucking basketball movie with Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan, space Jam, space Jam. It was like going against those guys, cause all he was doing was cross-checking, body-checking, slapping people with sticks, killing people. And what happens in the middle of a shot? Nonetheless, I'm a big fan of 90s hockey. No, I understood, understood, but when you're in the middle of a slap shot, you can't come over and face fuck somebody.
Speaker 1:I disagree, no, sorry. If I was playing defense, that's exactly what I would have done. There's rules. I'm not just going to let you shoot. I would have actually dropped my stick.
Speaker 2:No, understood, but that was like being on cell block C, I was being shanked. Well, hey man.
Speaker 1:You know, Did he skate over with a grapefruit spoon and remove an eye and then insert what?
Speaker 5:Huh, take one game at like 66 hits, which was apparently a lot, yeah, which was totally fucking illegal.
Speaker 2:So that's all I know. Okay, cool, nice job Oops. We got a lot of questions Survey questions.
Speaker 1:Yeah, excellent, all right, so which teams are playing tonight, pat?
Speaker 2:I don't know what's the name of your teams, though. It's only the feud, but it's the solo TID feud, because we got no families here.
Speaker 1:Oh, my team name is obs is a cunt Wow.
Speaker 2:Like welcome. Obs is a cunt family and heavy flow day family over here.
Speaker 1:All right Well male menopause on my left. Obs is a cunt on my right.
Speaker 2:Anyway, let's take the attention off of Kevin, okay.
Speaker 1:And Ben's on your side. Obs, you said you get no respect. Thanks, Ben.
Speaker 5:Thank you. Thank you for the support.
Speaker 2:Now I have an issue as a red-blooded American.
Speaker 1:That's surprising to hear you say. What would that be, Patrick?
Speaker 2:Okay, listen back in the day. You know a little shoplifting here and there Probably get locked up, right, yeah, yeah, all right. Now what happens nowadays when you're taking selfies with nine millimeter guns and your hog hanging out, but you're smoking a crack pipe and snorting cocoa off a Asian underage hooker? Crack ass or a crack, what happens? What the fuck were you doing all week? I wonder what happens. Not only that, but then supposedly like getting like a sweet ass deal from the DOJ, with that falling apart because it was some conspiracy going on with the judge.
Speaker 1:The judge was just standing for some other language. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2:Deep down inside, you want to be Hunter Biden, don't you?
Speaker 1:Teflon Biden. You know, you do.
Speaker 5:I don't know if I'd want to be him. I'd like to have his perks, though.
Speaker 2:No, the crack, I mean Asian hookers the money.
Speaker 5:I mean it all sounds fun.
Speaker 1:There are certain things I might want to try behind closed doors.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. It's probably why I like most of its photos, because if you use on Instagram, he would have gotten a few hearts. Let me tell you he might even gotten a share. I don't know the share of what, it doesn't matter, but the fact he's driving around in a Corvette.
Speaker 1:Not a care in the world.
Speaker 2:Joe's Corvette, because I'm sure he drives that a lot. You know he gets out there on the windy roads.
Speaker 1:That crazy, that crazy kook. The fucking guy can't walk a straight line. Has he driving a Corvette?
Speaker 5:So now he's got to move all the classified files out of it before he gets a bit of a rub.
Speaker 1:It's good to have a big trunk in that thing.
Speaker 2:What is mind boggling to me is this All this information that's out right now, which is true, pretty much verified. All of all of Hunter's stuff is true, yes, I mean that's that shit is, just let me tell you something you must have, a you start talking politics, we just drop, we just whatever, I don't care. I don't care. I mean, would you want to keep all that shit on a laptop, maybe, maybe, like a extended storage?
Speaker 1:Well, you know you would think Big Daddy would be able to, would be able to get the guy home with a presidential seal, because I don't think he's all there.
Speaker 5:No, no, I love it, though. I love Joe, I really do yeah.
Speaker 2:He's like Mr Magoo.
Speaker 5:A little bit yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Was never in an action because plenty of behind them. Totally, mr.
Speaker 2:Magoo right there, and I love it, absolutely love it.
Speaker 5:But that's funny.
Speaker 2:Then you have what came out last week was Devon Archer testifies against the Bidens.
Speaker 1:Wasn't that yesterday or two days ago? I don't know. It was a few days ago, yeah.
Speaker 5:It was more than like the other day, yeah.
Speaker 1:It was always seemed to be something that overshadows what's going on, let's try to end up in tight trumpet.
Speaker 5:Oh geez, it's funny how that all just happens, like that, you know, like.
Speaker 2:It's just they're finding more and more stuff and I'm just sitting there like I'm, like they're just, you know it's, I'm not choosing sides. I'm telling you right now, I'm not choosing sides. All they're doing is fueling the fire, because I'm going to tell you right now I don't, I don't, I don't know if, I don't know if either of them going to be the next president in 2024.
Speaker 1:I don't think either of them can be at this point. I hope neither of them.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, well, I got to feel like something's going to happen where all the shit's dropped against Trump because he'll like say he gets the the nominee for.
Speaker 1:Republican when I started reading something and I I glossed it and something about our presidential immunity. They're trying to argue that that a lot of this falls under presidential immunity.
Speaker 2:And so we say something like that happens. Tell you right now it's, it'll be just a, don't even bother going to the to the polls to be, to be perfectly honest with you, because then the UFOs are going to invade during election days, not even a question. That's exactly what's going to happen, not even a question.
Speaker 1:What's the question? I didn't know. I didn't have a question. I said that there's no question that that would happen. But at this point, take Trump away If throwing him, throwing his ass in jail, we'll get everyone open their fucking eyes to these other assholes and they'll throw them in jail too. I'm all for it. I'm not enough. I've had enough.
Speaker 2:I'm down for it. That's all I know. Nonsense, what are you really?
Speaker 1:doing in the court jail. I don't necessarily disagree, but I'm just tired of all the bullshit. I say you're fucking, you want to crucify this guy over here, but these fucking jerkoffs are Robin Steele and impilogen. Yeah, laughing and laughing about it. Exactly, it's ridiculous, fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2:Then all the wire transfers, the money offshore, how long he's been doing it for, and whatnot. This goes down the most corrupt human being family to yeah.
Speaker 1:And I will go as far as to say this I believe that many presidents ahead of him that were just as bad, if not worse, but they were smart enough to keep this shit under wraps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unless they had secret fucking tapes in the drawer.
Speaker 1:I'm sure everyone's got secret tapes in the drawer.
Speaker 2:Speaking of which, what happened to the cocaine in the White House? Where did that go? It never left. How does everything get swept under the fucking rug and people are just like nothing to see here. Please disperse. I mean, come on and I'm just sitting there like I'm like I was like, am I that retarded? That mean, okay, maybe this is not real. This shit is going on in front of everybody's eyes and people have the audacity to show me the proof.
Speaker 1:But really does anyone even give a shit that they found a bag in the fucking White House Again? Not the first motherfucker to be fucking banging mirrors in the White House.
Speaker 2:No, but the cocaine, the bag of cocaine. And what was it right after the cocaine?
Speaker 5:Oh, it was something, Something else. Probably there was another drop in the oh a dead hooker.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh. I was waiting for fucking. I was waiting for Clint Eastwood to come out of the closet. You know a movie I'm talking about? I sure do. Where's Gene Hackman when we need him? Huh?
Speaker 1:Now, Gene Hackman was the hell of a president.
Speaker 2:Awesome Especially when he strangled the girl in bed. Well, she got out of Quick.
Speaker 1:She got out of line.
Speaker 2:Easy I mean secret service take care of it.
Speaker 1:But I mean, that was a little pussy, but that's all right, it was a little pussy, a little pussy, you know, and I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 2:And then that article that came out about the money that's not accounted for that got sent to Ukraine and we mistakenly, mistakenly, sent $6.2 billion more than we should have. What?
Speaker 5:Well, can you imagine? Yeah, can you imagine being that guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, hey, schlondes. Yeah, this is Timmy over in the. Yeah, remember those payments we just sent over with Swire 2? Can you send those back?
Speaker 1:Well, they've already come back. They've gone through the washing machine and now they've come back. Oh my, that's all it is. It's fucking money laundering.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. It's in fucking sane what is going on in this country, and I'm scared you should be.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think so. Why, I don't know. The scary part is Because it's not turning to the better yet. You know, like usually, like you start seeing like some light at the end of the tunnel or something, caroline, and it's just this, caroline, this downward spiral of they're here. You know of just like circus. You know Like it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2:And it's not even that, it's just Now. You're like just watching the news and I can't even watch any fucking news. No, there's Anything. Nope, I don't care what fucking news channel, I can't watch it. The whole time Sound of Freedom was coming out. They're suppressing that movie, but then not only are they talking about the movie, but they're talking about how it's tied into QAnon. And that's not the fucking, that's not the point.
Speaker 5:Well, that's how they try to.
Speaker 2:It's nothing for nothing, but shout out to the Sound of Freedom because in its third week of being released it beat out fucking Mission Impossible in Mission Impossible's first weekend.
Speaker 5:Oh nice, Does one of these have still over? Fuck you, Tom.
Speaker 1:Cruise yeah.
Speaker 5:And Scientiles.
Speaker 1:And Midget porn again.
Speaker 2:Oh, you could probably go to Midget porn with him. Is he a small dude? Yes, that was my point. I totally missed that one. What was the vibration you just got there?
Speaker 1:No, I think we got a text message from Kenny King Saying who's Kenny? King, we play baseball. Yeah yeah, I think he's making fun of you for not going to the baseball game tomorrow Because I'm working. Yeah, I know I'm trying to get out of it. I'll go find a guy to fuck with, listen. Oh before you go to Carolina. You want to go pitch a couple of things tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Due to due to circumstances unforeseen. I need to work, and work comes first, before baseball. I agree, of course, unless it's a good team, Then I'll be there. What are we playing next week? No, saturday is a fucking money day, man. Do what you got to do, brother, come on. If we lose, then I guess we're gonna be in a little bit of trouble. No, never, really. All right, now another ack ack. So another issue is this what seems to be a cover up, which one A chef got offed?
Speaker 5:Well, didn't he unalive himself, or something, or no? No, this is the paddle board, yeah.
Speaker 1:He was the six foot tall chef who had videos of him swimming in the professional.
Speaker 2:The professional paddle. Yeah, he was an avid paddle boarder. Right, he was on paddle Mysteriously dies paddle boarding in eight feet of water. I thought it was three feet, it was eight feet, okay.
Speaker 5:I thought it was like six or something Like nothing.
Speaker 1:Wait, a split to difference.
Speaker 5:Nuts. You know, nothing too deep, you know.
Speaker 1:That sounds like about right for this show.
Speaker 2:All right. So this is the mystery of it. So get ready to cry. Despite authorities ruling the death of Barack and Michelle Obama's personal chef, tafari Campbell, accidental police have refused to release any additional information on the investigation. The Obama's main headlines on the late July's the reported emergency services have been dispatched to the former president's waterfront Martha's Vineyard mansion. Everybody goes to Martha's Vineyard, huh, I don't go to.
Speaker 5:Martha's Vineyard. They would call it the Vineyard.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh you know what the booge? It's called the booge. Hey, pat, I hear they like to brunch pretty hard up there. Yeah, kevin will fuck you.
Speaker 2:Kevin will fit right in there.
Speaker 5:Who the fuck are you? Huh, no, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 2:So, it says. It says emergency crew search for Campbell.
Speaker 1:I'm the guy who can't have bloody mayors there for a ten-night brunch. Shut up, sorry.
Speaker 2:A father too, went missing in the water while paddle boarding on Edgertown, great Pond. His body was recovered from the water near the Obama family home on July 24th and when the 911 call was initially placed, campbell was described as not wearing a lifejacket when he went into the water and struggled to stay afloat. That sounds weird.
Speaker 1:Did he accidentally hit himself in the back of the head with the paddle?
Speaker 2:Maybe he got so mad at himself, he hit himself with the paddle. Then you know, you know what's weird.
Speaker 5:Perhaps it was a land shark. I think there's another chef from another president that also died a mysterious water death.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, somebody went missing. Yeah, uh-huh, well, yep.
Speaker 2:But it says law enforcement cited an ongoing investigation as their reason for withholding information.
Speaker 1:So I will bet you dollars to donuts. There's no water in that man's lungs.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm gonna stare at the public's but it says Justin Silverman, the executive director of the New England First Amendment Coalition, was skeptical on the police's claim. Silverman claimed law enforcement keeping a tight lip on Campbell's death actually defied public's record law. He said the police had a burden to support how the release of additional information could compromise their work.
Speaker 1:So, and what happened to anybody?
Speaker 2:Nothing, yeah you know, but supposedly there was a second paddleboarder. Who was that? That's supposed to be the information that's not being released.
Speaker 1:Believe us the CIA agent that drowned him.
Speaker 2:The CIA agent with who's paddleboarding with the silencer on his gun, un-fucking, like it's come on Now. It's just like I feel like when we're watching it, like when we're seeing that stuff, it's just like all right, is anybody gonna say anything? Nobody. Who are you gonna say it to?
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 2:You know, Stop being a conspiracy theorist, pat. You said one in the fucking show oh yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, all right, yeah. Just look at it, so happy Just the little things that make him happy. Yeah, it does. Totally does so. And then, of course, another fucking indictment for Trump. I mean, I didn't want to touch it, it's just for wearing. What a jockstrap the wrong way. Is that what it was? I don't even know I saw it was something on the.
Speaker 5:January 6th, but like I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, it was for something the that already happened.
Speaker 1:I believe it's because he's part of a Republican Party and he had a pretty good shot at winning the next presidential election.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm pretty sure like all of them are like the same one.
Speaker 1:Those are crimes that are.
Speaker 2:Well, you know he was having sex with a real doll, so we're gonna call that conspiracy Right? Wow, that was the. That was loud, that was really loud. That was annoying. What was that? That was a Google password required. No clue why. I'm not gonna even try to figure it out.
Speaker 1:I think that was a live chat notification Home Paco's online and chat with half naked women Now On the dark web.
Speaker 2:In a dark room. It's not a good. We're playing the outlaws. Kenny, we destroyed the outlaws last time and then if you guys lose, you're the bad team, not them.
Speaker 1:I don't think he's gonna like that. I think we're scraping by with like nine guys. That's okay, you guys won't.
Speaker 2:You're gonna catch, you're the ninth. Oh my God, we're gonna get this slaughtered. Yep, when Matt is starting a game, that's when you know we're in trouble.
Speaker 1:You know what? You can go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying a bad thing when you're in the field because you hate the field. It's true, you hate the field. He had his first hit a couple of weeks ago too, very impressive, and followed that up with a disgusting over-the-field performer. It's not because of his inability to play the field, it's his anger out there. He just doesn't want to fucking do it. Thank you, patrick. Okay, well put. So if a pitch is not right down the plate or hitting you, suck. Matt is there trying to frame. You gotta hit his spots, it's true. And then when he tries to chase a passball, forget about it. It takes a minute. Matt is going through All right by the time he gets on the fence. Fuck you, fuck, fucking. Hit me with the pitch.
Speaker 1:Ben wants to know if you were looking at pictures of Biden's taint.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you know the whole issues with the taints. Does Ben know this Right? I don't know. I think we should educate him. The taints of human beings, of male and female, are getting smaller. Do you know why? Taints is between the nut sack and your butthole? Okay, yes, right. Reason why is the intake of plastics that you've been taking in your whole life. So if, say, like Matt had another kid, his kid's going to grow up smaller taint to the point of where there's so much plastics as years go on. By the time it's going to be like everybody's going to be like a monosex Instead of male, female. There's going to be no penis and no dick. You're just going to have a taint.
Speaker 1:Thank God I'll be dead by then, or I'll be in heaven with everyone who's got dicks and which which brings us into our next state of the universe.
Speaker 2:Address.
Speaker 1:Oh, because it's interesting, leedon.
Speaker 2:No, because everybody's going to turn into a fucking alien.
Speaker 5:Akak, akak.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you're going to have a couple of those guys running around with taints, no dicks or pussies or cons. You know what I'm talking about. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Now, more and more, I love seeing all the shit that's happening right now with the UFOs and UFOs, congress, congress and the UFOs, and how? Whistleblowers yeah, that Wow. So now you have all these people who are just coming forward. And what was that whistleblower's name? He was like up in the fucking food chain too.
Speaker 5:The guy in the middle, he just All the information.
Speaker 5:So there were three of them. There was Fravor, the pilot, like, if you're looking at him on TV, he was like the guy in the right with the glasses. There's this guy in the middle, david Gresh. He was the guy who had all the information but couldn't really talk too much, but he did say a bunch of stuff GRE, grush, us, sh, maybe, yep, all right, yep, yep, yep. And then I think the other guy was like, he was like another pilot. I think his name was close to Grush.
Speaker 2:So they have his open in statement on oversighthousegov. Do you think the oversight committee actually really works?
Speaker 5:No, Well, I mean it works in the sense that they I don't know. Every time these people go in front of fucking Congress and fucking Senate committees and shit like that, it's always bullshit. These guys actually said some shit, you know, but most of the time they're either like so ill-prepared for whatever questions they're getting or they're just not saying anything. It's like listening to the camera and hearing us talk. She talks.
Speaker 1:I thought she just cares.
Speaker 2:But he, when asked specific questions, if we have in our possession UFOs, but not only UFOs, beings of alien world, but also we are suppressing that information because we've. We're supposedly taking that technology that the UFOs had on whatever and using it. But he has all this information and proof of the aliens, the UFOs and the fact that we're using their technology.
Speaker 5:Yeah, would he give him like a month, man Right, like if it's real, like you give him like a month so they find him.
Speaker 1:Well, at this point, every time you see something like that, on whichever medium you're using, you have to immediately search for the death record.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like what about that guy Greer? You know which one? David Greer, dr, dr Greer.
Speaker 2:I mean you keep on saying it like it's the fucking alien guy.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm talking about, if you saw him.
Speaker 2:Oh, the one who he did like the UFO files, that guy, the one who started the committee Of all the whistleblowers, that came, the whistleblowers, yeah, yeah, who came forward, yeah, he even said, when this whole thing was like coming out and talking a lot, that he does fear for his life.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he said he's had colleagues to go missing and wind up. You know unalived Paddleboarders that's my favorite new word unalived.
Speaker 2:Unalived Sounds good as diabolos.
Speaker 1:No, or cunt, I'm like pussy cunt.
Speaker 5:No, I was just talking about like new terms that are like popular-ish now Like hello.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you've noticed pussy cunt has taken off the fucking number one hashtag out there.
Speaker 1:That's pretty new Rumor has it's part of the survey. Rumor has it's trending Hashtag pussy cunt.
Speaker 2:I'm so doing that I'm so putting the hashtags in.
Speaker 5:You gotta give me a hat.
Speaker 2:But it's the more and more information's coming out. We watched that video today. I'm seeing more videos that are coming out and we have the crash landing in Brazil, where that's supposedly the best documented account of an alien, because people came in touch with the being. The person who came in touch with them fucking died from infections on the skin from the slime of the alien. You ever heard about this? No, I don't.
Speaker 1:I don't know, oh he didn't?
Speaker 5:He doesn't like to get too deep into it.
Speaker 2:I'd rather just sit here and scratch my balls.
Speaker 5:He's just waiting for one to show up so we can shoot. It's big Ack, ack, ack, ack.
Speaker 4:Ping those would probably.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna say I would mad at them. Those would probably be the ones I would shoot, because they're fucking annoying.
Speaker 1:It's been my experience so far in life that every time you pull back the red curtain to see what the great and powerful Oz really is, it's a bunch of disappointing, aggravating bullshit that just fucking continues to drag you. You know, become a drag on. You. Would rather not know why Ignorance truly is bliss, Patrick. Okay, Do you believe there are other worlds down there? Absolutely, Fucking lutely. Do I believe there's aliens? Yep. Do I believe that we got alien shit here on Earth? Yep.
Speaker 2:I swear it's like I was watching Secret Invasion, the Martyrs it's what I feel like it's going on here. It's like a show V? Remember the show V Scrolls? We got scrolls.
Speaker 1:We got scrolls down here, we got shapeshifters huh, we could Well here's.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you've noticed Kevin and Vibe know this. It's because we watch this stuff. So I saw two videos of two passengers on separate flights. One was in Hong Kong, one was in the US. I forget going where Was this Pornhub Stewardess Pornhub.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm sorry. I would categorize that correctly. I'm sorry. Anywho, I apologize. So the first video I see is this woman freaking out, screaming and yelling, saying she wants off the plane. She's not going anywhere until she gets off the fucking plane. Oh yeah, she was hot. Referring to the person she was sitting next to, yep, she said under no circumstances am I going to be sitting next to that person because of how they just she said he wasn't real, yeah, and how he blinked Because his eyes were open but another layer blinked underneath.
Speaker 1:Oh I, thought there's a slow mo. I wonder how many drinks she had before she got on the plane.
Speaker 2:She must have had the same drinks as Jimmy Choo in Hong Kong. Just follow, just pose. Hang out, just pose in the bar with him before you got a plane. Oh, alien, true alien wheel, just ball, real, exactly. Wow. So this dude in Hong Kong has an episode on the plane saying he's not Taking off. He wants to get off because of the person he was sitting next to I.
Speaker 1:Wasn't real. I mean I'm taking a flight with Frank in October.
Speaker 2:I might say the same thing, saying he wasn't real and because of the way he was blinking blinking so you think they had the same liquor in different airports. Yes, how does?
Speaker 1:that happen. I mean, I've been in many airports. They all generally have Johnny Walker, black and I understand that, matthew.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, sorry, but not in fucking Hong Kong. You're having some sake, some cheese ball. You're not gonna drink that down because it takes a little while for it to come out of the class. So now the question is are they amongst us like Roddy Roddy Piper?
Speaker 1:They're real? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 5:I kind of kind of bet they are you think they're among us.
Speaker 2:I think maybe yeah yeah, you think there's like I'm not I'm not a fanatic about it, by any means you think we're so on advance compared to civilizations out there because there can be so much out there, especially good last year, like I don't know why this information ever comes out. So the James Webb telescope was released. It's I forget how many times stronger than the Hubble telescope that was released. This one they sent out the opposite way and it fucking came back with the furthest they've ever seen, with a telescope like 560 million light years. Oh. So the first picture they released Was a photo with over 7,000 galaxies in it. Metaverse anybody. 7,000 galaxy, seven thousand galaxies. Let me see if I can pull that up for you, matty, so you can see it, because actually, what am I talking about? You want to see it live. You can watch it live, really, yeah, james Webb space telescope, steth telescope, can we, we, web.
Speaker 1:We can't NASA dot gov. We can't share that with our listeners, though. Can we web dot?
Speaker 2:NASA dot gov. I just shared it. I meant to fucking unfortunately no jerk. Um, I might be able to, because if I do present and I show camera, no, if I do present, share screen, uh-huh and let's do the web fucking telescope. There it is. Hopefully people can see that now. No, now no.
Speaker 5:It says oh yeah, there it is, yeah, all right, so let's.
Speaker 2:Let's see, look at this. So this is the first. Oh, oh, there it is, first friggin photo it releases and all those dots.
Speaker 1:Are galaxies, you sure? It's just not a black light of your bedspread Um.
Speaker 2:Not well, listen those holes are there for breathing purposes. Okay, you're old, you know, Um, but look, dude, I think it's crazy. Now, if you look where the mouse is, right there Can you see. You're gonna see that now where I'm circling. Yeah, yeah right, yeah, all right, oops, son of a whore. So remember the photos I showed you guys, the yeah, um, thomas, right, james Webb, james Webb, um, I'm gonna show you what they look like. Cart, they have one called the cartwheel galaxy.
Speaker 1:He's fascinated no, I think it's great dude. What does Cartman have to do with this? But look at this shit.
Speaker 2:It's why it's slow. So I there, look at that. That's a fucking galaxy dude. It actually popped up here before it did on your computer.
Speaker 5:It did If I can't, but look, how insane is that.
Speaker 2:That is pretty crazy. Then they got, they showed they have footage well, photos of one of such Footage, well, photos of when a star is coming into to be a star, mm-hmm. So my thing is, if that shit you could see, we could see that shit, mm-hmm. How come we can't see aliens Because they don't want us to. That's like the camera discussion with the nuclear bombs.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, right you know, Dude, I think they've been covering this shit up for a long time. Yeah, it's no tin foil hat stuff, you know it's. They've been covering it up since fucking probably before Roswell.
Speaker 2:You think so? That's when I wouldn't know, because that's when stuff started happening, was after, was during World War II, because when we dropped a nuclear bomb. So one, one, one, one, two, two, two, that's when the increased sightings of UFOs happen.
Speaker 5:And then that story of well, even before that they had like the Foo Fighters and stuff that were, um, you know, the best of you, you know. Foo Fighters. What, what? Well, that's what they called them. Hero, the Foo Fighters.
Speaker 2:That's what the Foo Fighters Foo Fighters are named after UFOs. Yeah, I know that I just like them even less now. No, they're actually good man, it's all live. Fuck those guys, that's okay.
Speaker 5:Let's see if I can. They hope the lump is. They're pretty good, whatever.
Speaker 1:Where did you take the wrong turn? I'll be a cuntie about it but I don't know it's.
Speaker 2:And then that story of the general who was at one of the nuclear Uh bases that we have and two UFOs flew in and according to his story, they just shut off all the power and then took off and all the power came back on, kind of like, hey, we're here, we could do that. You can't, you know. I think it's kind of like, no, you're not going to press those buttons. Matter of fact, we're gonna get rid of those.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the only problem with that is it doesn't like give those people any pause. It just makes them like more fanatical about the fucking well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That's when you're going to see the holograms in the sky. National defense and the government's actually killing us With the fucking millennium falcon. But that's real. No, it's fucking hologram. You got luke and fucking han shooting missiles at us and they're gonna tell us it's an alien invasion. They're trying to glaze us. It's got glaze so bad by this alien. It was so bad, but you know what To each of them? I think there's aliens out there. I don't think there's bigfoot.
Speaker 1:No, did you just see the? Did you just see the tick tock video, which one they uh posted yesterday? Some dude in uh yellowstone national park Thought he got pictures of two to uh two bigfoot's not even one. What two big feet, yeah big feet.
Speaker 2:There was that documentary that guy released on amazon prime. I don't know if you guys ever saw it, but he got like close video footage of faces and it was the eeriest fucking shit in the world.
Speaker 1:I was like that guy in china that uh paid 14 000 dollars to turn himself into a border collie. Did you fucking see?
Speaker 2:that I did what? Oh my god, I just saw that dude and I was like 14 000 dollars, turned himself into a dog. I was like, because I saw this I think kevin's less concier when I saw that like what do you mean?
Speaker 5:turned? What did he do? Okay, he had this uh, it's a costume.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a costume that was made to, to his body. And makeup and whatnot. He looked like a fucking dog.
Speaker 5:Listen you think I'm joking dude. Nothing surprises me, no, you know, nope.
Speaker 2:Border collie, border collie, man kevin, look at this.
Speaker 5:That's him no way. That's a dude. That's him. Get the fuck. Wow, look at that yeah.
Speaker 2:How crazy is that? We're gonna, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:So all up, so we're gonna share that for 14 000 you could turn yourself into the sixth dog. So, okay, so here he is. Really really drive your wife over the edge. So that's all him.
Speaker 2:That's him. Look at it and he's giving. Look at he's giving paw. He's giving paw to a chick. Can you imagine being the human being walking by and seeing this and you are befuddled Because you think it's a real dog? I probably would have punched this guy in the face Absolutely fucking lutely.
Speaker 1:Oh, like he was pranking people. He gets heel stomped, yes.
Speaker 5:Oh wow, Look at this.
Speaker 1:Fucking dummy.
Speaker 2:How do you how? First of all, how you not knowing, how you not knowing. It's kind of funny. He paid yeah, he paid 14 000 dollars for that costume.
Speaker 5:I mean, it looks like it was worth it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean I guess, if you really wanted it that bad.
Speaker 2:According to the man, he was very scared about going outside and assuming this border collie personality Like I'd wander into, like a bank vault.
Speaker 1:I personally think you just didn't want to relieve himself on the tree in front of everybody.
Speaker 2:Why is that border collie mounting that woman?
Speaker 1:On his hind legs. That was like the other night.
Speaker 2:Kevin was. He was checking out Gunner. It's like Petten is fur. He said oh, that's his dick he.
Speaker 1:You grabbed your dog's dick, didn't grab it. Dude, that's not what Pat just said.
Speaker 5:I never laughed so hard. It was funny.
Speaker 2:It just looked like he was trying to get something out of the fur and he's like, oh, this is dick. And I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 5:It was pretty funny.
Speaker 2:It was good, it was very good. So we're going to get out of the border collies, we're going to get out of the Bigfoot. What other fucking crazy Loch Ness, the Spanish one, the Chupacabra that one might be? I've seen females like that. I think that's Mexican, yeah, but I've seen females like that. Why was it Definitely what was?
Speaker 1:it Itaco Okay.
Speaker 2:So we're going to get out of that. We're actually we're going to have some fun right now. Do you guys got your buzzers? All right, let me see if I oh yeah, I could pull this up. Kevin, don't cheat you can't help yourself. Listen, if he can do it like he did NHL today, my money's on him. Kevin's a cunt A cunt family.
Speaker 5:And then we got the Pussycunt family. Okay, love it. All. Right, let's play the feud. Yeah, solo, feud TID. I thought we were playing a game. I thought we were playing at the entire.
Speaker 2:I should turn the Pussycunt's mic off. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the feud. To my right we have all of us as a cunt family. To my left, heavy flow day family. My money's on the heavy flow day for some odd reason. I think their anger's gonna help them out here. They're always thinking on their toes, all right. So you guys got your buzzers right, all right.
Speaker 5:Sorry, okay, that almost sounds like the real noise.
Speaker 1:It's kind of yeah. Survey says All right.
Speaker 2:Here we go. I think it is 100 people were surveyed. Top five answers on the board. Name a food dog's love just as much as humans do. All of us as a cunt family.
Speaker 5:Oh no, I got that All right. Heavy flow day, family Peanut butter Wow.
Speaker 2:All of us, as a cunt family, need to seal Chicken pat. Chicken number two 14. Would you like to?
Speaker 1:continue or pass it on. I'm gonna continue, pat. All right, now you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Name a food. Come on over, smoochy, smooch. Name a food dog's love just as much as humans do Beef. Can you specify Steak? Steak number one answer. All right, three left on the board. Name a food. Who's this? Who's this in your family? What's this cunt family? What's your name? Is this baby pussy cunt? Name a food dog's love just as much as humans do.
Speaker 1:Oh fucking shit ass.
Speaker 2:All right strike two.
Speaker 1:Strike one.
Speaker 2:This is the name of the food. You know, the dog's like Just the food, yeah.
Speaker 1:French fries.
Speaker 2:Heavy flow day family. Get ready. They get steel. Get ready for the steel Name, a food dog's love just as much as humans do Rice.
Speaker 5:Heavy flow day. We're excited about this, pat. We have a couple answers to choose from here. All right, how many answers are left?
Speaker 1:Three, three are left. We only have to get one because you steal them.
Speaker 5:That's right, we're going to go with cheese.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All right, really, yeah, that was a cheese with eight. We get bread and hamburger. All right, heavy flow day family. Actually, you realize cheese is terrible for dogs to eat. I know they shouldn't be in that dairy. How many points did I get from that? 76. Are we keeping score?
Speaker 5:I don't fucking remember.
Speaker 2:Next up Off to the cum family. Heavy flow day family. Up to the fucking podium, hey Pat how are you? All right Okay.
Speaker 5:Here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1:Damn we lost all our viewers. Yeah, it don't matter.
Speaker 2:It don't matter right now. All right. 100 people surveyed Top five answers on the board. This time they're doubled. Name something in the person's closet that only comes out on special occasions. Oh, this is a cum family, A suit Pat. All right. Number one answer. Are you going to go on or are you going to?
Speaker 1:I'm going to pass this.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I don't think that's ever happened in the feud before. Okay, heavy flow day. Family Top four. Oh yeah, three answers left on the board. Name something in a person's closet that only comes out on special occasions I'm thinking like Deldo's and chant.
Speaker 1:You just robbed my answer.
Speaker 2:It's Valentine's Day. I got the drill, though.
Speaker 5:We're going to go with a dress.
Speaker 2:Number two 2652, 70, 112 points up there on the board. Three answers left. No beads. That should be number one.
Speaker 5:Can you repeat it again?
Speaker 2:Oh, my God Name something in a person's closet that only comes out on special occasions Real doll.
Speaker 1:My Lisa and flashlight.
Speaker 2:Beef Wellington special occasions.
Speaker 5:We're going to go with Santa outfit. Okay, well, not too many people have like Santa outfits.
Speaker 2:Three answers left. Heavy flow day family.
Speaker 5:That was our first strike.
Speaker 2:Yeah, first strike Name something in a person's closet that only comes out on special occasions.
Speaker 5:I'm going to go with a hat.
Speaker 2:Strike two Offs.
Speaker 1:the cunt family get ready for the steal I actually passed. So if he strikes out, I win. No, I don't think that's how it works. I believe it is, but let's steal it anyway. Let's steal it anyway, all right, okay.
Speaker 2:Hey name, something that only comes out on special occasions.
Speaker 5:Your son.
Speaker 1:That's close to home.
Speaker 5:That's all I have left, not your son.
Speaker 2:No, I know that, but who's son, who's son's in the closet, oh, oh.
Speaker 5:See what I did there.
Speaker 2:All right, Offs the cunt family for the steal. Three answers left on the board. A tuxedo pet.
Speaker 5:I was going to say that, but I thought it was.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately that goes with suit. Oh, okay, all right, a tie 112 points to heavy flow day family. That's why my money was on him. You got a 180 to 0. All right, let's see what number three was.
Speaker 1:Jewelry. Oh, you don't know me to jewel in the closet, but I'm okay.
Speaker 2:Number four Dress shoes. And number five, what should be number one, shotgun.
Speaker 1:Shotgun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for those special break in occasions.
Speaker 5:Wow.
Speaker 1:All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2:Okay, I got to fuck it.
Speaker 5:All right. Values are tripled.
Speaker 2:Values are tripled. Top three answers on the board oh shit, 100 people surveyed. Name another word people say for rear end Offs the cunt family Dairy air. Unfortunately I have the top three.
Speaker 5:Heavy flow day Trunk pat. Wow here you go Offs the cunt family.
Speaker 2:Daphne S oh I got it S. It's arse, but we'll give them credit. Okay, so top, top two. Two more answers left on the board. What number was that one? That was number two, arse number two. All right, rear end Name another word people say for rear end.
Speaker 1:Shitter.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. That's my top one. Offs the cunt family Name, another word people use for rear end. I mean it's like obvious, yeah right. I mean like how much longer we're going to give it All right? Strike number two Heavy flow day family. Get ready for the steal. Fuck, how come he's stealing everything, Don't I fucking get?
Speaker 1:anything when he hits your lung? No, I don't get it.
Speaker 2:Name another word people use. Say for rear end. You're real fucking, fucking dick. Somebody say for rear end, but I don't know what you're saying. But, number one answer. All right, so we got. There's a lot of points up there and this one could you know, so you got the last one left. Name another word people use for rear end. Poopshoot the button's not even working.
Speaker 1:now we're in the show there it is, so that's wrong.
Speaker 2:We can't do the boopshoot and back to the heavy flow day family for the steal and the win.
Speaker 5:Oh, and the win. I'm sweating in here. So what answers were said already? And there's one.
Speaker 2:That was number one. Arse. Number two Name a word, name another word. People say for rear end.
Speaker 5:We're going to go with booty.
Speaker 1:That was a good one.
Speaker 2:All right, win, fucking. No ops. The Cunt family. They got a lot. 178. You're like, you know, you're like 230 to your. What do you got? 112 or 188, 188 to 230. All right, fuck, I was hoping you got the fucking wrong. What was the? Last answer Sorry, sorry, where'd it go? Number nine survey says so I was going to say seat. No, no, where'd it go? Oh, number three, backside. Number four was Derriere, five was bottom Six, heine, but we only did the top three trunk. We're your end like, but booty, all right.
Speaker 1:I was just a back, like some X a lot would say. Uh-oh. It's a game over.
Speaker 2:That's not a food. Why would they put that up there? Top three answers on the board Hundred people surveyed. Name. Something you do in front of a mirror Offs the come family Master bait. That should be number one. Have you flow day family.
Speaker 5:Look at yourself.
Speaker 2:That falls out of the top three comb your hair. Number two, 23 Okay, yeah, uh, name something put on your makeup. Strike one.
Speaker 1:Brush your teeth. Number one answer I.
Speaker 2:Don't think anybody's getting this one and there's only one left. Name something you would do in a mirror. Strike number two Name something you would do in a mirror.
Speaker 1:Tie, your tie.
Speaker 2:Heavy floor day family for this deal good guess one answer left Um name, something you would do in front of a mirror shave, opps, come. Family wins. Sorry, ladies, gentlemen. Number three pop a pimple, wow. Number four check out your outfit. And number five practice those dance moves. All right, so we're going to final off, final feud.
Speaker 1:You seem very distraught by the fact you lost that.
Speaker 5:I'm just like shave not on there.
Speaker 1:I don't disagree with you. No, hey, listen, who knows where they're? They're doing these survey questions. I Mean it could be certain parts of Pennsylvania. People don't do that.
Speaker 2:What what. What did they call it? What did they call the feud?
Speaker 1:the final, is it the?
Speaker 5:fast money.
Speaker 2:What he said Fast money here we go fast money questions for the family feud.
Speaker 5:All right, all right. Do we need a timer?
Speaker 2:Um what is it? How many seconds?
Speaker 5:Well, I think the well. There's two parts of 45 and then 30, right, I think it's 30.
Speaker 2:How come I can't find any fast money questions family feud there we go, got it.
Speaker 5:Here we go, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't worry about that, Don't you dare. I'm sweating.
Speaker 5:Really bad, okay, okay, I think about a hockey again. What.
Speaker 2:You're a fucking dick. Okay, here we go. Here we go 24, 43, 59, 72, 74, 80. Okay, the only reason the person might wake up okay. Here we go. What the hell wanted all my worst? These things are like changing on me are.
Speaker 1:They live surveys it's fast money?
Speaker 2:Okay, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 5:Here we go ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1:Someone's got to write these answers down.
Speaker 5:You just can't click them now.
Speaker 2:Just write something. There we go. Kevin, makes yourself useful bro.
Speaker 5:Bitch.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, this is a con family for fast money. Was there anything? Nothing in the background, okay. Name a reason the person might wake up at two o'clock in the morning, have to pee. Name something you might eat with a hamburger french fries. Name something you haven't done since high school gym class Dodgeball. We asked a hundred Americans how much do you tip for good service?
Speaker 1:20%.
Speaker 2:All right, that was five For no P.
Speaker 1:French fries dodgeball 20% as for okay.
Speaker 2:Who was the most popular character on the sitcom friends?
Speaker 1:Rachel, okay.
Speaker 2:All right. So yes, here we go. Name a reason a person might go wake up at two o'clock in the morning and your answer was to pee to pee. Survey says 24. All right, name something you might eat with a hamburger. Your response french fries. 60. What do you got to do? 200 points.
Speaker 1:And it's okay people, yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2:Sorry, let's see what you guys name something you haven't done since high school gym class. You said dodgeball 23. Top answer was run a mile. You haven't done that in your life. We asked a hundred Americans how much do you tip for good service? Your answer 20%, 39, number one answer. And who is the most popular character on sitcom of friends? Your answer Rachel, 19, top answer, by the way. So we got for total 168. Huh, all right, it doesn't matter what he fucking got, cuz he ain't winning anything anyway. Thanks for joining us on the shitty part of the feud.
Speaker 1:That was horrible. All this is a cunt family will live in him.
Speaker 2:I Got some blood on the fucking carpet over here. Got the pussy cunts over here in the corner. Crazy how long we've been going here, pat. We're going quite some time now. Hour and 20 minutes, oh yeah, so we can get to that closing monologue. Yes, I think so that's great, cuz I'm sweat. I don't know why I'm sweating, so he's still shaking up. You know what dude?
Speaker 1:You're anticipating getting out of here and practicing up on your hockey.
Speaker 2:No, it made me dislike the game that much more, since I was like, oh, look at this, a fucking minion can do it. So shit, but do you how many again get discussion with? Except angers me. Anywho, all I know is there's corruption in the world and it comes from every single Biden. Hmm yes, the Obamas are assassins, just another one in the long line. If Trump farts in the wind, he's gonna get indicted.
Speaker 5:The EPA's could be all over you know.
Speaker 1:You know we forgot to touch on, though. Why do we think that the chef was Unalopped?
Speaker 2:I probably heard something. Oh, the story is he was supposed to be releasing a memoir, oh, divulging some information. So what? It happened was was it a picture book? He was paddleboarding Michelle Michaels. Shlong slipped out of her a bikini.
Speaker 5:Barak was boarding his paddle.
Speaker 2:Barak was boarding, barak was boarding.
Speaker 1:And we're done here, I think we're done.
Speaker 2:So somebody was boarding somebody's penis, paddleboarding with it, and I mean, so he saw it, so I'm shells dick, just a tip. And it was massive, and she was paddleboarding with it. Oh, so that was in his memoirs and so he was unalived after that.
Speaker 1:You don't take notes when you work with these people? Why would you? You just kind of go about your business and look down, yep, cook some fucking cook some eggs, cook some steak for dinner and live little sea bass Then then live see, man See little see man.
Speaker 2:Look at them in shells shells, canoeing on her dick.
Speaker 5:Wow.
Speaker 2:Took a fucking toboggan.
Speaker 1:Oh, thank God we got no one paying attention to us.
Speaker 2:Oh god. So hey, oh, oh. So when the intro song right, remember what a yes. There's several ways, whatever yes. So we were talking about how it would be great when we become famous, uh-huh, and we were talking about how we would come into places with that playing and he was like we were talking about strobe lights. Kevin's like yeah, there's gotta be colors, oh, there's gotta be colors.
Speaker 1:The colors, man, the colors.
Speaker 2:We got some laser shows going yeah, smoke, and we're like. Certain parts of the song is like people are gonna be fucking blown out of the stage. But I don't know if that would have worked, with you Blowing out of the stage, you know, just getting shot up, dive-olged up to the stage. We're gonna divulge people on stage.
Speaker 1:No, mess, come on, I think you walk, mass, just blinked.
Speaker 5:Like a separate set.
Speaker 1:I don't know, get us to fuck out of here Swiping so bad, pulling the cord.
Speaker 5:I gotta take a nap.
Speaker 2:That's cuz we're from the Say. Maybe this should be our entrance. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this sweaty, divulging version of the take a deep show 71 episodes in the books to all your pussy cunts out there.
Speaker 4:In your pockets. The Lord cigarettes man. I get respect from what I did. Take a look, yeah, I didn't really make no hits like your back. I murdered a boombox. I swear back then the happy, some light. You got a shoe box full of my teeth you should play like a chill box when the upstay fine is a red. Run the wrong. I mean your Respect. I get cheese without fucking with keys. Ice with beat yeah, can't please. I read beats. It's crested young. Get it done. Oh, that's my.