Football, Hallucinogens and Politics: A Podcast Journey

What happens when you mix politics, psychedelics, and a dash of football disappointment? Stir in a healthy dose of laughter and you've got one hell of a podcast episode! This time, we've really pushed the boat out, exploring the planet-shifting realities we face. Are we brave or just bonkers? You'll find out!

Breaking news and mind-bending substances are on the menu as we dissect Hunter Biden's indictments and the shock injury of Giants' first round draft pick Seguin. But that’s not all! We've also taken a deep dive into our own psyches, all thanks to a few psychedelic chocolates. Is this the future of podcast recording? It's up for debate!

Don't miss our discussion on the advisability of stepping into politics post-psychedelic experience and our light-hearted reflection on Kermit the Frog's timeless classic, Rainbow Connection. Plus, we're sharing our thoughts on the exotic world of psychedelic candy boards and the mystique of aura colors. There's no trip like this one, so strap in and get ready for a wild ride!

Transcript

Tripping Billies

Speaker 2 0:05

The door there. Look at your eyes. I can just tell by your eyes they're trippy. Does your Pat's laugh? Track key just gonna shut up. How you feeling Just okay.

Speaker 1 0:22

Hi, I'm Kiko.

Speaker 2 0:24

I'm Kiko. Who's Kiko? What the fuck was that? Alright, just make sure you keep on talking in the microphone.

Speaker 1 0:35

Not that low, though. Like are we testing?

Speaker 2 0:42

You're gonna be looking at that for 20 minutes it should be okay now. Yeah, you're good.

Speaker 1 0:49

Is this thing on?

Speaker 2 0:53

Just make sure the audio is good. Talking about hitting, you are right, hitting you in waves Shit, let's go oh boy. Have we started recording anything yet? Yeah, we've been recording for a while. Oh, terrific, here we go. Episode 78, tripping billies. Dude, this is like now it's fucking hitting me even harder than it was earlier. Oh, this is gonna be a shit show. 27 minutes of Pat laughing and Kevin putting his hood on. Let's go. I'm in no mood to carry a show. This is not fair.

Speaker 1 1:59

See what that looks like. Yeah, there it is this could be a disaster.

Speaker 2 2:06

This is gonna be great. Next time, perhaps a little heads up so I can always be drunk when I come here. I told you Are you drooling? Ah, let's do something. This is what I'm seeing. Quick, start to lie feed, let's go. You look like a fucking. You look like shit. Do you look good back to him? No, what I wanted to say was like it totally didn't come out the right way. All right, we're live. We are live right now. This is great.

Speaker 1 2:46

Oh, we're live now, yeah.

Speaker 2 2:49

This is the show to make sure none of us end up in politics.

Speaker 1 2:53

Yes yes.

Speaker 2 2:55

So let's fucking kick it off what we do in life it goes in eternity. Cheers, yeah, cheers, if I can see your hands. Greatest intro of all time, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 4:02

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 4:07

This is probably going to be end up being the worst episode of all time or the most genius episode of all time. We don't know yet. But uh, oh we know, yeah, we know.

Speaker 2 4:19

If anybody can see that the word tripping bellies right, right below. All right, kevin and I divulged on divulge. I'm just gonna keep my laugh at everything. Welcome to TID show. This is going to be 25 minutes of the path Laugh track, let's go. So the Orbs bourbon is rainbow colors. The idiots of OBS and myself decided to. You're gonna divulge to everyone right off the bat. Yeah, why not? Okay, we decided to partake in some some mushroom chocolates. Yes, and I've been feeling it for the past hour and a half like fucking crazy, the fact that this shows even getting off right now. I already lost money. I didn't think we were getting the computer on. It's just absolutely amazing that we're actually functioning right now. And you're wondering why Kevin has a hood on. It's not because it's cold in the studio, no, he's, he's dampening the outside noise. Right now is what he's trying to do, which is not working too well. Are you even wearing headphones, jesus?

Speaker 1 5:27

Oh my God, Nothing, nothing I've got nothing.

Speaker 2 5:30

I've got nothing. Put on and silence, like ET over there right now Killing me. You ready to phone home there?

Speaker 1 5:39

Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:40

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 78, trip in Billy's. All right, we don't even know what we're going to discuss, but it's going to be fucking brilliant. All I know is the visuals I'm having right now. Fucking great, sweet Jesus. What about you?

Speaker 1 5:55

Yeah, nothing, nothing crazy.

Speaker 2 5:57

See, I hate every time he just, he just really dampens it. I think he's just talking shit to fuck with you.

Speaker 1 6:03

Look at him there. What is fucking it's fucking guy.

Speaker 2 6:08

Let's go, Ben. Where the fuck are you? I need somebody else who's sober on the show with me.

Speaker 1 6:13

I'm just saying I'm not to level your head.

Speaker 2 6:16

Well, mine just went from. I felt like I was coming down. You felt like I was coming down and then she just hit me again. So what's that noise? Did you hear that? It's not me volume's down? No, it's like that. You know what I'm talking about, don't worry. Don't worry, it'll get edited out it'll be fine. Yeah, that's fine. Imagine me editing no, the processing, the processing will take it.

Speaker 2 6:51

Yes, the processing will take care of it All right. So what's going on in the world that we need to discuss while we're tripping our balls off? Wow, that's pretty insightful, kev.

Speaker 1 7:04

What was it? What was it already for?

Speaker 2 7:05

Why you gotta be ready for everything. What are you ready for, sir? I had nothing really. You had nothing right now for us. You got nothing.

Speaker 1 7:15

Nothing original yet. No, It'll come. It's gotta come organically, though not on demand.

Speaker 2 7:21

When it does, you gotta divulge it to everybody else. You're gonna be I will, I will Unbelievable. You're gonna be that guy who's tripping his balls off, or is it gonna be fucking? If I cut a hole in the top of your sweatshirt, you're gonna look like a big dick. Well Then I'm sweating my ass off right now. All of a sudden, I have no idea what's going on. My temperature's through the roof. We gotta talk about what's going on in the world. I don't know if this one bottle of bourbon's gonna be enough.

Speaker 2 7:52

Yeah, it's not even gonna be close. Let's talk about what's going on with Hunter Biden being fucking. He actually got indicted. Yes, yes, hey, trippie McTripperson, can you pass?

Speaker 1 8:04

the bourbon over here.

Speaker 2 8:06

He's a lost soul right now.

Speaker 1 8:09

And not 100% right now, trippie.

Speaker 2 8:12

McTripperson, of course you're not 100%, but I want some answers. I don't. I'm sweating so bad. It's ridiculous. See, is anything gonna come out of this indictment or is it just another fucking? Well, the only thing he's brought up on is weapons charges. Yes, that doesn't make sense to me. Apparently, they feel they could plea that one down. I mean, trees and stuff are to get out of.

Speaker 1 8:40

Yeah, well.

Speaker 2 8:42

What about the underage Asian women?

Speaker 1 8:45

When something's gonna stick, that's when he leaves the country. Like you're gonna see him.

Speaker 2 8:49

And can you? Are those readily available in the States? From what I hear, they are. From what I hear, I gotta find that. Good fucking gun. You know what I'm looking for. I know what you're going for. You know what I'm looking for. I can't even read it. Fuck you, just push buttons, it'll be fine. Yeah, better late than never. Holy shit, the fact that I found that on the touch board Amazing, let's go. We had a viewer and we scared them off already.

Speaker 1 9:23

It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 9:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, this bourbon tastes so good, but what are our thoughts on what's going on with fucking with Hunter? I mean, that's pretty insightful OBS. Yeah.

Speaker 1 9:44

I feel like we've set our thoughts over the years. I mean, we've been talking about this shit for a long time. Yeah, he's not going to be brought up on any charges. Well, he's finally getting brought up on something.

Speaker 2 9:53

Yeah, but the weapons. He's going to have to do something. There's going to have to be something. One of the weapons are going to be discussed and say, hey, can you stop taking pics of your dick? You know, it's the fact that that's the weapon charge.

Speaker 1 10:08

That's the weapon charge. We're really.

Speaker 2 10:09

Yeah, we're waiting for that weapon charge, but let's be honest.

Speaker 1 10:13

Yeah, but maybe it's just like a Like they need this as an excuse to discover the rest. You know what? What the fuck does that mean? Like this investigation?

Speaker 2 10:28

Oh, you're talking about to lay it on thick, something like that.

Speaker 1 10:31

It opens up avenues like Because you may not get an indictment.

Speaker 2 10:36

Well he's going to be. There's got to be some Rico charges in there.

Speaker 2 10:40

Yeah, who knows Welcome viewers, thanks for watching us on a TID show. Listen to this and call her and Ramble 845-842-1652, right, make sure, make sure your, make sure the hotline's ready to go, pat, yeah, let's see if I got there it is. Let's show that. There we go. 845-842-1652, you want to give us a holler? Get on the show, the TID hotline, and talk to two guys who are tripping their faces off and one guy who's just sitting there all silent. I got $10, says Pat can't even answer the phone. No, I'm not going to lie. I don't know if I haven't set the private or not.

Speaker 1 11:20

He almost just pulled all the plugs out of the computer, we're good.

Speaker 2 11:24

We're ready to go. Yeah, we're fine, we're ready to go, it doesn't matter, right? I'm just going to leave that that way Right there, there we go. And our lost are two listeners. Yeah, it's okay. It's all right, they didn't want to, they apparently did not want to call the hotline. Nobody wants to divulge onto the Hunter Biden issue of what's going on in this world.

Speaker 1 11:44

Well, maybe they're on their phone and they have to use their phone to call the Hunter.

Speaker 2 11:47

See, you brought that up one time before. I just can't buy it. Oh, we're back to three.

Speaker 1 11:51

There we go.

Speaker 2 11:52

Oh yes, Tommy Oster, call the hotline or no, because then we know you're done divulging. It's almost eight o'clock at night. I want Pat to laugh so hard. He just bangs his forehead on the board. Let's have sex. I'm sweating so bad. I'm sweating again.

Speaker 1 12:25

Can't do anything right.

Speaker 2 12:29

All right, we're ready to go. Let's do this. So fuck Hunter Biden, bring him up on as many indictments as possible and hopefully we can find some real charges that will stick. That was I just had. That came out of nowhere, that's all I know. That came out of nowhere, and even surprised Maddie by even saying it Came out of your mouth from nowhere. Huh, yes, you know Stuck.

Speaker 1 12:54

It was divulged into my head.

Speaker 2 12:56

I don't think you're going to see anything real come out until after he's at office. They're going to try and I think they're going to. It's going to be like brushed under the rug, the raw part of thank you Until election. Yeah, oh, that just splashed right in my eye. Do you need me to go grab the eye wash?

Speaker 1 13:23

Yeah, we need the saline.

Speaker 2 13:24

We've used eye wash before here. It's definitely not good and it burns your fucking face, so but we can talk about the the Jets Giants, giants, great comeback today. Giants, great comeback today. Too bad, seguin, named Bust, is Neacor. Do we get any?

Speaker 1 13:43

reports. Yeah, the report is. He's done for the season. That's what you're saying, right, I have a serious.

Speaker 2 13:50

Is that the official fancy football report?

Speaker 1 13:52

Yeah, I mean, it seems to be.

Speaker 2 13:55

And why would that be OBS? Well, I, Because he drafted them. In what round? The first round In the first round. And is there a history of you drafting people in the first round what happens to them. Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 1 14:08

Well, a lot, a lot, Many different things happen to them.

Speaker 2 14:13

Like, usually they get hurt for the season, sometimes they it doesn't fly and you're thinking I'm freaking out when you saw one.

Speaker 1 14:23

Like you remember Trent Richardson, he was on. I do recall Trent Richard from the Colts. Well, he was on the Browns. Yes, he was. He got traded and he got traded to the Colts, yes, like the third week of the season, which never happened before. They were like talking about first round pick. Yeah, like an end season trade, like never happened for yeah, I drafted him the first round because the year before he had like he did have a thousand yards.

Speaker 2 14:48

I mean, can you talk a little bit louder, like you're whispering in people's ears?

Speaker 1 14:51

right now I don't think I'm whispering in people's ears like, oh I don't know, maybe my fucking microphone is fucked up.

Speaker 2 15:01

I'm going with, not the microphone.

Speaker 1 15:03

It sounds like it's going in and out.

Speaker 2 15:05

Yes, you're moving, your fucking your spring.

Speaker 1 15:08

Oh my god, I can't fucking move when I talk. I can't fucking do this like all of a sudden now.

Speaker 2 15:13

I can't do this up, lost, lost to a bar listeners again. Come on continue. It was your rambling, so, uh.

Speaker 1 15:22

So Trent Richardson Drafted him in the first round like he got traded and just never became what he was again.

Speaker 2 15:30

Never gained more than 400 yards in the season.

Speaker 1 15:32

You know we have, like Joseph, the die, cj 2k.

Speaker 2 15:37

I mean, it sounds like you're the career ender like Javonta Williams last year. You had one year in the last. What five years at that. That it worked out for you in the first round. It was. We thought we thought we got past the jinx. Yeah, we thought it was over but no, no, no. To to help the Giants fans. Woes, you had to draft fucking sake one in the first round.

Speaker 1 16:03

Yeah, he fell to me.

Speaker 2 16:06

He fell. All right, sure did fall.

Speaker 2 16:08

You just should have fell one quarter early on the looks of it, because when I was just from his response on the sidelines, he knew right away that he's injured and he's probably, he's probably done for the year once we get news. So you heard it here first breaking news. Let me get that done. Let's get pat a second. Yeah, give me a second. There we go. Ladies, gentlemen, we have breaking news. Kevin fucks a quen barkley this year. I'm talking about fucking. Kevin's really fucked those Giants fans. I Decided to say a seguin fell into him. I Don't see, I think he did this purposely. Cuz you're cuz you're a commander.

Speaker 2 16:50

I would say coincidentally enough, he's a Washington fan. Commanders, whatever the fuck you are over there in Washington fans, it's good, redskins, you're a Redskins, okay? Well, you knew that this would happen. That's why you drew after, say one.

Speaker 1 17:04

Well, no, I mean yes from the sounds of it. Like yeah. I don't want my first round picked oh no, you're like you know what.

Speaker 2 17:12

Let my first round pick me this since I'm not a Giants fan, I Mean it, I mean I went, I went that route and what it Play into the choice.

Speaker 1 17:24

Yeah, Somebody's.

Speaker 2 17:28

It's fucking witchcraft, I drift. I drifted back to my home's open for the same thing. I put the mosh on. Which crap going on? Or, if you're a kid, yeah, I did it. Oh, fucking believable. And you thought the flowers down here were. Oh, we got comments. I can't even tell what the fucking comments are. What's? It's fucking Kinger? Yeah cuz, yeah cuz. You're a Cowboys fan? Shut up when the fucking Cowboys pay a fucking offense. That isn't in that. Then you can fucking talk to me. When something first Wins 1992, right, it's the last time they won Something like 91 like a playoff game.

Speaker 2 18:10

No, just anything in general. Dallas, maybe it was 90 I. Think it was 91, 92, somewhere around there. Somewhere around there. That's a long time, kinger. I got two championships under my belt. Fuck those Cowboys yeah.

Speaker 1 18:26

I was still in high school.

Speaker 2 18:32

Still had a full head of hair right.

Speaker 1 18:35

Pat to.

Speaker 2 18:38

Now, yeah, I got pictures you.

Speaker 1 18:40

You know it's 92 yeah, you weren't thinning out yet now I wasn't.

Speaker 2 18:44

It's not that I can still grow fucking hair. Yeah, I have the power alleys of Yankee stadium, unfortunately, so I was like might as well fucking Jump on this real quick. You have the little buddy with OP. Yeah, I look like fucking 80 monster.

Speaker 1 19:00

Let's be honest.

Speaker 2 19:01

You had the annexation of Puerto Rico on your forehead.

Speaker 1 19:03

That was it. Once I saw that I was like we're done.

Speaker 2 19:06

You know, fuck this shit. I attacked it quick. I I found a. You know to be more often. Yeah, just just get it done quick, instead of making up excuses. You were going somewhere else for that and you lost it totally dead yeah.

Speaker 2 19:24

You got me. I Was like wait a minute, I was thinking about something and I was like left turn. But we're good, we're good. Yeah, I attacked it quick, that's all I know. By the time I was like 21, 22. I Didn't feel like spending that much money on hair product. Let's be honest, dude, I was spending a lot of money on crew. You know crew was no, it was like this hair gel that it didn't matter how long it was in your hair, for it would hold that shit for a good week. That's. You're buying elephant seamen. Yeah, pretty much no one. Everybody's worried about the tasks, but it's like it's actually the elephant seamen's the most fucking expensive. That was working the IV on the other side Fucking handfuls and fools.

Speaker 2 20:16

And then I realized when I woke up one morning and my hair didn't fucking move, I'm like this shit is ridiculous, so I decided to shave my hand ball. Hey, paul, I say this would all do. Respect, go fuck yourself. Okay, thanks, buddy I. Who does he root for? I'm sure he's a Tampa Bay bucks.

Speaker 1 20:33

Oh, of course he is cuz, that's down in Tampa Bay.

Speaker 2 20:35

It's what all the retirement community yeah, let's, let's root for Tom Brady's not down there anymore. Paulie, let's be honest. All right, I hear crickets. I'm looking for the cricket button.

Speaker 1 20:50

No, there it is.

Speaker 2 20:52

It's gonna take me six minutes before I get fucking anything going here. It's fine, it's fine. And what I'm seeing on your face? Well, I did that all out. We can't edit it out. It's gonna go, it's gold. Can you do the squiggles? What's the?

Speaker 1 21:05

squiggles, you know what?

Speaker 2 21:07

What Did I forget? That are you. We could blur out someone's face on the camera. Oh, I can't do that. I can do that, so this, just so you know me and Matt were actually talking about this on the side. I.

Speaker 2 21:25

Say it it'd be perfect. Well, just do it one day, okay. So somebody's face is gonna be blurred out when I release a video. It wasn't gonna be the guy sitting in the dark either, I'll tell you that much. I'm just gonna right here, this guy. Right here. You see him. Look real quick. I get my fucking face squiggled up.

Speaker 1 21:49

I don't got it.

Speaker 2 21:51

We were just gonna do it for fucking shits and giggles. We'll see what type of response we got. Six people watching us right now, because we're two of us are just, you know, tripping our faces off. Oh one is really. You're a dick.

Speaker 1 22:05

You're such a dick.

Speaker 2 22:08

You know what's going on. You're just looking at he's totally tripping balls. He's just trying to downplay it. Look at him. I could just tell. I could just tell you is no, we lost one viewer because you lied. I'm telling the truth.

Speaker 1 22:27

You.

Speaker 2 22:33

Fucking knows. You see me to face cavio lions careful, so I was no jupato. We're down to now, cuz you're lost, we're down to.

Speaker 1 22:44

I think it's cuz you're talking.

Speaker 2 22:52

That was the best one yet nice job good tiny.

Speaker 1 22:55

There's a surprise.

Speaker 2 22:56

I even read that. Totally a mistake. You thought you were hitting something else. It says room shot, rim job. Oh sorry, all right, if you want to want me to talk to you, you got.

Speaker 1 23:17

Take my ball and go.

Tripping on Shrooms and Random Topics

Speaker 2 23:19

Blurred up over here. Take, take my ball and go. This time I put my fucking two cents in and then they were three. No, we're so far, we're good. Dude the visuals. It keeps on going away and coming back. It's freaking me out. How much of that fucking candy board you eat. Seven and a half pieces. Right, it was 15 pieces. What's the recommend? Oh, yes, split it. Well, it says on the back of it. It says so. He got all the shrooms in his half and you got none of the shrooms in your life. We were discussing that afterwards because I've, I've had him where, if you've had the chocolate, there's like pieces of shrooms that you, yeah, you see, yeah, this had like nothing, like minimal pieces. Well, perhaps it was because this was made well, fucking witchcraft is what it is or you got fucked over?

Speaker 1 24:20

No, definitely not.

Speaker 2 24:22

And then what's crazy, because this whole wave is just hitting me right now you know what we should get in, and we should get some edibles, what you want some blue raspberry edibles. Dude, that'll fuck my world up. I'll die. I don't think you'll die, I probably will. Well, if it's on camera for viewers, let's do it for the show.

Speaker 1 24:44

Let's do it.

Speaker 2 24:46

Let's see how many fucking viewers we get, see if I can fucking go into cardiac arrest. What are you doing? Spitting a cap? And he's trying to tell people that he's not tripping balls right now. Oh, he totally is, I told you, he's downplaying it.

Speaker 1 25:00

This is quiet as his mother fuckers, his mother fucking came on.

Speaker 2 25:03

This fucking guy came on the show the very first time. He couldn't shut him up. Now, look at him. Now he can't even get the glass to his mouth. Last time I talked about you guys were my feelings. That's it. I'm just going to go to my room. Let's go spin the cap.

Speaker 2 25:23

Spin your cat who spins caps? Look at this guy. God forbid you touch you poke and prod the wrong way. Have we been going? Have we been on air for an hour? Yet we're close to it. We're going on 45 minutes. No, we're not.

Speaker 1 25:49

Yeah, we are Fucking 20 minutes.

Speaker 2 25:50

Oh, I've been recording much longer than that, I guess. Well, that's the audio. We got a lot of pre-show, yeah. So what do you guys want to do?

Speaker 1 25:59

It's like pre-dive old, you want to end this episode.

Speaker 2 26:02

Already you got a song. I'm sure I can pick something. It's not that hard to fucking. Where the hell is my phone? Something about rainbows, A little rainbow connection perhaps.

Speaker 1 26:18

Rainbow connection. I was just thinking the same shit, dude.

Speaker 2 26:21

That's crazy. A little Kermit the Frog, we're vibing man. You want to listen to that. What's my aura look like?

Speaker 1 26:32

What color is it man?

Speaker 2 26:34

Kev's orange, so I don't know what that means. He's on fire. You're purplish, but then again I'm getting the glare from the fucking TV over there. So, rick Golden, the fact that I'm trying to even read this right now is not good. All right, what was that? Are we getting a call on the hotline? No, what the fuck would we call the hotline? All right, oh, and B-O-W Rainbow connection. Kermit the Frog, kermi, let's see if this fucking plays Time out. Is that going through the Bluetooth again?

Speaker 1 27:17

I don't know if I could listen to that song. Are you kidding? Me, that's a classic song dude Like up past the first verse. I don't know if I could listen to the whole thing.

Speaker 2 27:28

It has more to one verse. How many verses is it about, do you not like Kermi?

Speaker 1 27:36

I do, you're a.

Speaker 2 27:38

Miss Piggy fan and you're upset that Kermi's fucking slamming the hand.

Speaker 1 27:46

Slamming the hand.

Speaker 2 27:54

That took my breath away when that came out. That's what she said. Where's the rim shot? Where's the rim shot? Fucking great, I'm over here sweating for one reason I have no idea. You're on fire, bro, let's go.

Speaker 1 28:21

That was fucking great, Maddie.

Speaker 2 28:23

Oh, why am I not even hooked up to this shit, Dude? It's hitting me really hard again. Okay, now we're connected. Stay with the callers, bro.

Speaker 1 28:34

I'm trying to Stop making excuses, none caller.

Speaker 2 28:41

Is that a hotline call? No idea, fuck it, put it on.

Speaker 1 28:49

Press one, just send a voicemail. Press two Yellow, hello Barbara.

Speaker 2 28:58

Are you calling about our car warranty?

Speaker 1 29:04

Hello what.

Speaker 2 29:08

I heard Paul Was that fucking Paul Thorpe calling we're better off using a rainbow connection? I'm so much Is this coming through the headphone and the viewers all ran Right. I don't know. You didn't even get to rainbow connection. I tried to call and say hi, but I fucking answered it. Who tried to call and say hi? 914-879. Was it King or maybe?

Speaker 1 29:48

Call and say hi, I guess you guys are too busy later.

Speaker 2 29:53

That was Peaty. Who, mr Desposito? No, it's not, are you sure? I tried to call and say hi.

Speaker 1 30:03

Oh, now it's Paul.

Speaker 2 30:06

Yeah, we're too busy for your phone calls, Paul.

Speaker 1 30:09

Just so you know that was some more bourbon.

Speaker 2 30:18

I'll send that right over. I am sweating. Look at this. Look at this. Better than sweating Perfusely. The water's coming off your head like a waterfall. I know You're melting. Don't get water on the road Caster. They only said if you have 10 to 15 pieces you'll melt. I had less than 10 pieces. Right, I mean pieces. I had. I totally forgot Seven and a half. Seven and a half, yeah, so I'm below that melting point. I went through all that. I drank all my stuff. What do we got going on? I'm here in vibrations. I'm sorry, that was Tyree kills in the red zone.

Speaker 1 30:59

Oh okay.

Speaker 2 31:01

So Jalen, fuck that guy. I'm really sweating. I hope he gets a fucking concussion on the fucking first pair. I'm like drenched right now. What I want to fucking win, pat enough, all right, pat enough. This episode has taken the wrong turn. Like I wouldn't win, it's a lot of anger.

Speaker 2 31:20

I'd like to win His aura went from purple to straight up rage. You would like Jalen Wall to not have a concussion. I understand, oh my god, if it's any consolation. Jalen Wall is also on my son's fancy football team, so if he got a concussion, my son's going to flip his shit. It'll be fantastic. What's a bad idea. Oh, you're reading the things. Yeah, I don't know what King is talking about.

Speaker 1 31:51

Oh.

Speaker 2 31:54

Now, paulie thought it was making fun of you for having a stroke. So what if I had a stroke? What is that? Where's the funny?

Speaker 1 31:59

is he stroke, shaming you?

Speaker 2 32:04

Unbelievable. Right the strokes right back at you, paulie, let's cheers to that. Wow, wow, I'm sorry. Wow, some mushrooms talking. Stop stroking it. This is gonna be awesome. I hope Allison comes downstairs to go to work at like five in the morning and patch and naked in the kitchen. No, oh, that'll be terrible. Well, I think it'd be funny. No, I don't think. Some like hello, miss Thunderson uras.

Speaker 2 33:21

That's gotta come out as a sound bite. That's gotta be a sound bite. That also has to be a visual sound bite. Oh my god, wow, that was the hand down, the funniest fucking thing ever said on any of the Take a Deep episodes. Hands down, the more it catches rain.

Speaker 2 34:04

It's just holding your hose, that's it. I'm going full of you. Give me the mask. I'm sweating so bad from laughing so hard. I'm cheering up. Oh my god, that is. That's one of the greatest moments all time. So I have to go back prior to that comment now. Now would really be funny had you been naked in the kitchen in the morning.

Speaker 1 34:28

Yes, four cats Rain.

Speaker 2 34:41

R-A-Y on the air. You see little droplets on the screen. Droplets off. We're talking about com right now. That was fucking radio gold. Look at me, I'm crying. You actually are crying. I don't know what's going on right now. That was fucking great. I think Paulie T might be right. I'm not sure you are having a stroke. Listen if I'm having it for the fucking team.

Speaker 2 35:26

That's all I know I don't know how to move forward from that. I can't even transition into anything else. That was, if it wouldn't break, I would actually take the mic out and just throw it on the floor. We're done, that's it.

Speaker 1 35:41

That's fucking radio gold right there.

Speaker 2 35:45

That was the mic drops of all mic drops, and you did it during a show Live, and I'm sweating, crying. It's forever immortalized on video. It's fucking money, dude. Look at me. We're going to get that up on YouTube right away. Release this video. That one's going viral. The forecast is rain. Takes my breath away. It totally does. Amazing, amazing. You brought.

Speaker 1 36:28

Like.

Speaker 2 36:29

I said like I saw you like thinking of something. Then I just saw you like you went down to grab, like you're grabbing a hose, the forecast is rain Like it was fucking like in the scene out of commando or something. Like he was picking up a Gatlin gun or a P shooter either way, potato gun. I'm over here Fucking great. That's all I know. I'm not going to move on from that. I'm sweating profusely, as you can say, top 10 moment to take a deep show. That's that takes. That's fucking. That's money right there.

Speaker 1 37:14

Like your shirt has changed shape. What are you trying?

Speaker 2 37:18

to say, like it's just like wet yeah. It's like heavy.

Speaker 1 37:22

It's like pulling down.

Speaker 2 37:23

Yeah, are you saying he's wearing a scoop neck? I'm over here sweating like a gerbil in the gay bar. No, anybody that Richard here. We're not going to have him on the show anytime soon anyway, so don't matter. Jesus Christ, ben, where are you with some of your jokes? Oh my God man, where is Ben? I don't know, maybe, maybe he's just a candy.

Speaker 2 37:56

Just so you know. It's the same shit that you you had and I took those. The the goody-goody gum drops the fuck are you talking about cuz he's saying it's it's a bad idea? Yeah, but that was 20 minutes ago. Why did you stop cuz I can finally read it. Move forward. Yeah, I move forward. Can't move forward after that Rain. I'm not even a lie to you. That's how we're open to show next week Four gasses. That's it, dude.

Speaker 1 38:31

That's a new TID show battle cry for any of you guys who are out there waiting for some sunshine.

Speaker 2 38:36

I got news for you four gasses, you're gonna be like a superhero with a gatling gun of loads. It's not all heroes wear capes, patrick. Not all heroes wear capes. Guess I'm sweating so bad. That was fucking great man. I can even tell you that was absolute gold, absolute gold, all right, thanks. Thanks for joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, don't know how to move forward from that. Oh, we seem to kind of be stuck right now. Yeah, cuz, unless you got a different forecast in Quick play, rainbow connection. We're talking about rainbow connection. Next day, we got a forecast of rain Unbelievable can't have a rainbow that rain.

Speaker 2 39:44

Thanks, thanks, kepp. We're milking this one for all its worth. I'm sitting here feeling I'm sweating, I'm dying over here. Holy shit, I cannot believe that just happened. And it's only what? 38 minutes into the broadcast. So, uh, I don't even know where to go. I'm taking you under on the hour, pat.

Speaker 1 40:08

Yeah, I'm taking the under on 45 minutes.

Speaker 2 40:12

I'm taking the under on 45 minutes, unfortunately, cuz I don't know how to move forward from that. We got any exit music? Yeah, it's very simple. Thanks for joining us. On episode 78, trip and Billy's. We hung. We hung in as long as we could. Yeah, you know, unfortunately, the forecast of rain. That's really damp in our fucking, our production over here. So Kevin's over here dropping loads in the corner and just making it rain. That's it. Pat's sweating cleaning it up. I'm sweating, I'm crying. Yeah, I think it's time to call it quiz. Just gotta be something else. My pants are fucking damp. It comes in. I don't know what happened. I think I wet myself. I am no longer comfortable in the studio. I'm just sweating. Maybe I, maybe. Why did you move away? Can't imagine you're gonna move away if I wet myself.

Speaker 1 41:29

Yeah, yes, why I'm not gonna get closer?

Speaker 2 41:32

We're gonna piss all over you. I don't know. I don't know what the forecast is on that side. It's rain over here, bro. Mercy broadcast is fucking went across the screens. Jesus Christ, where is slice mother gut when we need them?

Speaker 1 41:58

Hey, where is he?

Speaker 2 42:01

So we're just really yeah, Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 42:08

I.

Sweating Bullets and Tripping Billy's

Speaker 2 42:10

Really think it's time for for an exit song. What are you talking about? Oh, boy, who you calling? Nobody. What are you doing? Thank you for joining. Where is he? Why, no Ben's on where he just made funny. You said you just pissed your pants, no big deal. I can't see it. Oh, there it is. Thanks, ben. Ben, quick, get the hotline. I think I'm just sweating. I fucked a hotline. I don't even want to answer phone calls right now. It's just can't move forward after what Kevin just said and play a song. Okay, rainbow connection. Listen if that song is, does not? It's not to thesis in this episode. Thanks for joining us. Episode 78. I'm sweating bullets. Kevin's making it rain. It's a bad idea. That takes some edible chocolates and tripping face. Sing it, kermie. You're doing it, man, like the song To have nothing to hide. Rain Colors, man colors. Thanks for joining us. Episode 78 sweating bullets and tripping Billy's. Be careful, he's charging up to rain later. I can only go once every three hours.

Speaker 1 44:24

We're just here. We're still running. Lisa Gemma, thanks for joining us. You like the sopranos? We're just cutting it off 78.

Speaker 2 44:31

We're cutting is short again. Okay, again, thanks for joining us. How long do we record on this one? No, an hour and four. Hey, I got the underrun. 45 minutes on fucking Facebook. Yes, winner, winner, chicken dinner. Oh the visual, oh my god.