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Twitter Corruption, Gun Bans, and Drag Queen Principals: A Tumultuous Trip Through Today's Issues
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Are we stuck in an unending cycle of division and frustration? Brace yourself as we journey through a contrasting reflection of our nation's unity on 9/11 and the increasing societal discord. We spice it up with a pinch of humor as we delve into the hardships of being a New York sports fan, and give a nod to the Cowboys defense for their stellar performance against the Giants.
Stand firm as we traverse the shaky grounds of the New Mexico Governor's gun ban controversy. How does this ban reconcile with the US Constitution? Tune in as we scrutinize this bold step and its potential ripple effects. But, it doesn't end there! We're also unmasking the uproar surrounding the recent appointment of a drag queen as a principal in an Oklahoma Elementary school. Hear our contemplations on this shocking development and its possible impact on the community.
Dive headfirst into our examination of censorship and corruption on Twitter. We raise questions about the infringement of First Amendment rights and its implications on the 2024 elections. Then, join us as we lighten the mood with our amusing takes on planning for societal collapse, dealing with humidity and the fascinating world of classified operations. This episode promises to be an intriguing blend of humor and thoughtful discussion. So buckle up and prepare for an entertaining journey through today's pressing issues.
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Speaker 2Sometimes you just feel, tired feel weak.
Speaker 1But when you feel weak, you feel like you want to just give up.
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Speaker 4You think Aaron Rodgers ankle injury will echo into eternity?
Speaker 5It's echoing right now To all the cowboys out there. Thank you for letting me take a deep last night. Thank you. Monday, making it happen Monday, and it sucks to be a New York sports fan right now.
Speaker 4Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
Speaker 5When you honestly thought you couldn't be getting double penetrated. Right now You're getting double penetrated, oh wait wait a second, Pat.
Speaker 4did you hear that the Cowboys defense just scored again? Oh wait.
Speaker 5We have breaking news. Breaking news another touchdown was scored against the Giants and it was by the ball boy. He just ran it in the goal line. It's a 6,000 to nothing and Daniel Jones been sacked 47 times.
Speaker 7That was terrible.
Speaker 5I didn't want to talk about it. It's just like I can't being a Giants fan. Today is awful, awful.
Speaker 7Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5Offensive line Cut done, get out.
Speaker 4Hey Ben, no one gives a shit about your fantasy football team, okay, buddy?
Speaker 5You picked Rodgers for your backup.
Speaker 7Picks a backup course.
Speaker 5Who picks up Rodgers as a backup? Who picks a backup? Yeah, like your fantasy team must suck, mine sucked, kevin's got. Kevin went against the Cowboys defense last night. 51 points dropped on him. 51 points, are you like?
Speaker 4I think the Cowboys defense scored more touchdowns in any offensive player in the league this week.
Speaker 5I would not be surprised, to be honest with you, would not be surprised. You know, like, what kills me is you thought you know today being the day it is 9-11, that Is that another one, by the way?
Speaker 4Oh no, no, that wasn't the same one, was it?
Speaker 7I think it's a replay of this. Oh, okay, terrible.
Speaker 5You'd figure on this day, especially the fact, with Aaron Rodgers coming to the Jets, it being 9-11, home game against the Bills stadium must have been cranked right. You know when he came out with the American flag.
Speaker 7Like Jets fans were probably the highest they've been since they Since Broadway Joe.
Speaker 5And they were shot out of the sky like the Spybilun in the first drive. I don't even know what to say to that. But then the first four plays.
Speaker 7It's so Jets. You know, it's so, jets.
Speaker 2It's just good old, that's what they get for their season.
Speaker 5I feel terrible for him, I really do.
Speaker 4You know, hey, listen, I'm sure Dowdow and Cook will do fine with what's his name. What's the kids name?
Speaker 5Breese Hall. Breese Hall is starting.
Speaker 7Oh, Zach Wilson.
Speaker 4Zach Wilson. Yeah, but you don't think Dowdow and Cook's gonna play.
Speaker 5He's not gonna get as many touches as Breese would get Nonsense why.
Speaker 4They didn't pay him to be fucking second fiddle to fucking Breese Hall.
Speaker 5He's gonna be second fiddle to Breese Hall. Breese Hall's gonna get more touches a game than he does.
Speaker 4Breese Hall's gonna be holding his fucking balls in his hands and he were the worst evaluator, we shouldn't be discussing this right now.
Speaker 5Shouldn't had your team do, by the way. Yes, man, that's OK. I'm up by fucking two points and I'm hoping James Cook had sniped.
Speaker 4If you want to know what players had good weeks, just look who I played. That's what you have to do. That's it. Except, I did not go against the Cowboys defense this week, surprisingly.
Speaker 7Now that Rogers is out, I just need a kicker for Buffalo to hit like 10, 50 yarders.
Speaker 5Are you down by that much? It should be good. Wow, that's not good at all. That is not good at all. Well, since you know, today being the day that it is, you know I, honestly what's it's word. Two thousand twenty three, yes, so twenty two years ago was the last time I honestly believe that this country came together as one. I agree, yeah, I should have left this like an open end question instead of well, no, I was just happy you got the math right yeah well, I had to count my fingers and that was a fucking toast.
Speaker 5That was quick thinking on your part, but if you think about it, I mean when it there's no other time since then everyone's forgotten.
Speaker 4It's very sad, it's not even forgotten Nothing.
Speaker 7people forgot. I think they forgot how to be fucking.
Speaker 4Well, that's it. They forgot that. They forgot to sentiment, they forgot how everyone kind of pulled together.
Speaker 5Well, now and now it's if you try to pull together, you're going to get labeled as something. They get canceled. Yeah, trying to be friends with people and talk and have conversations Douchebag, leftist? Well, I mean it's, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Sorry, you know, but it's just where it's, where it was then, compared to where it is now it's. It's so like vile, it's probably the best word to say. Yeah, I think people are looking to if something is said the wrong way, if you do something that pushes the envelope or hurt somebody's feelings or everybody feels entitled, you are the antichrist, it's all. Social media is full. Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5I think Facebook is the devil. There's too much access, yeah that.
Speaker 4And also you have a armchair fucking warriors sitting back who are just typing behind the goddamn phone and just Well it's, it's, it's going on the second generation now, with people living on their keyboards or out actually getting punched in the face.
Speaker 5You know it's. I would love to be like OK, I have your URL, I can find you, I know where you are, yeah, and then we just hunt people down.
Speaker 4This is somebody's mother's basement, with the fucking wrist support on and a bag of Cheetos.
Speaker 5Fucking wrist support. Try to. I got that. I got that carpal tunnel from typing. Fuck you, Zuckerberg. You know, but I, I remember where I was when it happened. I remember fucking everything about it. And what's crazy is that night Wasn't it like a bunch of people got together from Congress or whatever and they were on the stairs and they sang God bless America. Do you remember that? Or is it just me? I?
Speaker 4vaguely remember that.
Speaker 5I think it was.
Speaker 4I believe it was that night it was. It was fucking weird man. It was my first. It was my first day back in the office in Jersey after I moved back from Pennsylvania Literally my the first fucking day in the office in Jersey.
Speaker 5You said you were on the White Stone right. No, I was looking, so now your story has changed once again.
Speaker 4Did you? Did you throw a beer from the White Stone bridge? Were you the way we were Were?
Speaker 5you the guy who surfed down on World Trade? No, you remember that guy the surfer? Yes, supposedly lived.
Speaker 7I was on the Williamsburg, Williamsburg where's that? Lower Manhattan.
Speaker 5Did you see what was your you know what were you seeing when you were?
Speaker 7Um nothing, I was under a bridge. Did you feel safe? Well, what like Didn't really know what was happening, we just sort of shut down and left and eventually go back.
Speaker 5You want to talk up a little bit, are you OK?
Speaker 7Yeah, yeah, don't really like talking about this, oh.
Speaker 5OK, thank you for making that as awkward as possible, yeah sorry man, it's not the most pleasant of. I understand that.
Speaker 7Thanks.
Speaker 5I guess the tough questions Kev hey, yeah, you do.
Speaker 4Unfortunately I don't have the. This is the four minutes of the year. We were going to be serious.
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't have the co-host who have the balls to speak. You know what? Instead of yeah.
Speaker 7Yeah, no, it was fucking, it was nuts, it was absolutely.
Speaker 5Yeah, I was down there the next day because I was at my certification therapy crisis intervention. I went down fucking passing out water and shit for two days and I've never. I remember driving down, still seeing the smoke, but the silence of the city there was, like you heard nothing, I can't even imagine it. Just the West Side Highway, like you, you get out and it was fucking Just silent, like there's no, no way to explain it. How eerie it was because of you know being down in the city and knowing exactly how it runs and what, what happens and why not. But I think that was the weirdest fucking feeling in the world. But I was working at four wins Bunch of little little kids couldn't go home.
Speaker 7Yeah, it was. It was crazy, Absolutely crazy. You know it's crazy. It's fucking Biden's in Alaska.
Speaker 4What did you see that was one of you guys that sent out to me.
Speaker 7Why is it in Alaska? I don't think I said that he's going to some military base to do some 9 11 dedication or something, but Alaska.
Speaker 4There was, there was a reporter, there was a reporter in Alaska, alaska.
Speaker 7For what?
Speaker 4Yeah, there was there was a reporter that asked the press secretary why Biden was in Alaska and he wasn't in New York, and the analogy that they were given was after 23 years or 22 years after Pearl Harbor, no one went to Hawaii anymore.
Speaker 7You know, as far as like ceremony and things like that. That's what she said. Yep, yeah, she's a fucking winner man?
Speaker 5Is that Jean Zink? Whatever her name is?
Speaker 7Yeah, corinne, jean Fucking so what was John losing?
Speaker 4losing pole points by the second.
Speaker 5Ex. Ok what was the explanation?
Speaker 4That after 22 years after Pearl Harbor, presidents presidents, stop going to Hawaii for ceremonies.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4OK, so we got to follow suit. Well, alaska seems like a seems like a good place to be Right, so let's put up a flag over an anchorage.
Speaker 5Hang out the polar bear, because I know they're affected by 9 11. Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 4If a polar bear would just come out and eat.
Speaker 5Oh, God, how great would that be. Just some maul them. Oh, let's have sex. You know, that's what the polar bear would say to him.
Speaker 4Are you just get him on? Just get, I would love, by a polar bear, that'd be fantastic Just because of like anything that's like American.
Speaker 5He to me seems like anti-American. Everything always avoids it. I would give anything if he was more like Leonardo DiCaprio and the Revident the Revident and we get to see it. We got to catch it on film. We get to see it because that would be comical. There will be 70 million memes that you can do whatever you want with. Oh God, and that would just make fucking. Oh my God. Now we can. Now there's a reason why we can visit Alaska. We're back 11. We're back in. We go support the fucking grizzly bear that, that mole, joe Biden, every year for the next 22 years.
Speaker 4Polar bears for eating stupid people.
Speaker 5Oh, my God, I.
Speaker 4Oh, I just got sacked again. No.
Speaker 5Oh, whoops, replay. Poor guy Not even coming back, so high ankle sprain. What was it? How? Let me see. Let me see.
Speaker 4Did you hear him yell I'm old, get off me.
Speaker 5Oh, you just see his right, his right toe stuck on the turf and it's like jammed his ankle.
Speaker 4Well, you see, the whole thing kind of gets tense and it goes limp.
Speaker 5No good it's like everybody's penis Got tense for a second, I just limp, so there was like no. It's 13 to three, huh.
Speaker 7There was like nobody around him when he was laying on the ground.
Speaker 5Shit.
Speaker 4Well, the one guy that missed the block wasn't allowed near him, I'm sure.
Speaker 5Yeah, and he's probably wherever it is Probably cut tomorrow.
Speaker 4Fucking, really, motherfucker, really, you're not getting up. We made fun of this young kid and almost threw him off the team for the last six months, and now he's got to come out here.
Speaker 5I'm up by point seven. You think he'll get that. The second half.
Speaker 4He didn't have Aaron as his quarterback.
Speaker 5He didn't hate fantasy football, no, no, he's got James Cook on, no, but yeah, so 9, 11's. The last time we were, you know it's, we actually came together as one, one nation. Now it's. This next story is as divisive as you get, is fucking crazy, crazy, all right.
Speaker 4So so you're here to issue from 9 11. Transitioning from 9 11 into the next story. All right, no, no, no, I can do I mean listen?
Speaker 5we can talk about the new New Mexico governor.
Speaker 7I like what you did there See see what I can do.
Speaker 4I'm not drunk, you're such a dick.
New Mexico Governor's Gun Ban Controversy
Speaker 5So All right. So yeah, let me. Let me go with the governor fucking New Mexico, then go into that next story. That's probably a bad transition. Okay, so the governor of New Mexico, all right. Governor Michelle Luan Grisham Is she's getting some, some harsh criticism right now, not only from New Mexicans, not only from Mexicans the old one, new Mexicans the ones that just came over the border. No, maybe, try not to be inflammatory. That took a tough turn.
Speaker 7I'm sure someone there.
Speaker 4I mean chances are.
Speaker 7I'm just going to be quiet now, all right.
Speaker 5So Grisham's a Democrat and on Friday she announced a 30 day ban on the right to carry open or concealed firearms in public in an effort to curb gun violence and illegal drug use in Albuquerque and Bernalillo County. All right, so her reasoning to do this. Let me just find the correct quote. They got to be correct, yeah. Because, you know, they'll, they'll fucking, they'll just cancel us again. Wait, do we get?
Speaker 4canceled. I don't know. I mean we've gotten kicked off of Facebook after 40 seconds Before Okay.
Speaker 5So, according, I don't need a lecture on constant personality from Sheriff Allen. What I need is action. We've passed common sense, gun legislation, including red flag laws, domestic violence protections, a ban on straw, a ban on straw purchases. Straw what, straw what?
Speaker 4straws and feed to feed the, to feed the animals on the farms in Mexico and send to the state.
Speaker 5Mexico and save storage laws, dedicated hundreds of millions of dollars to a, to a fund specifically to help law enforcement hire and retain officers. So when everybody complained that it was unconstitutional, right, where the fuck's the quote? Fuck me, you're not prepared, I was, she can as governor. As governor, okay, according. I mean, what's what's the? You have the right to bear arms. Correct, you have the right to bear arms.
Speaker 4You have the right to arm bears whatever fuck you want.
Speaker 5So according to her, she has the right to pretty much nicks the Constitution if she considers it an emergency. Yeah, like a public.
Speaker 4Okay, but what is? What is she doing? Like you can't, you should put a 30 day ban on. Like you can't buy guns, you can't open.
Speaker 5Can't open carry and can't have a conceal.
Speaker 4Okay, so all the law abiding citizens are going to do that, but did all the drug dealers leave their guns home?
Speaker 7Well, yeah, we hope. Right, you got to hope in that situation.
Speaker 5Like think about it. And then the videos that were on on a tick tock, that are on Instagram of or the drug cartels as fucking everybody. I like I don't know, it's just, it's crazy.
Speaker 7That kind of shit is what's going to start licking up rising. You know, like that's what that does I get. I get to start telling people they're not allowed to carry their guns when you know like, yeah, you're treading and fucking shit's going to go down delicate waters right now. Well.
Speaker 5I want to see exactly what you said, because it was fucking that.
Speaker 4That'd be great, pat, if you know hey.
Speaker 5Matt, maybe you do something behind the scenes, you fat bastard. Besides, hey, I'm going to be there Six hours later.
Speaker 4At least I made it tonight.
Speaker 7And this is true. I mean we are thankful.
Speaker 4I sense a sarcasm in your voice.
Speaker 5So her what her quote was no constitutional right. In my view, including my oath is intended to be absolute, Absolute.
Speaker 4Yeah there might be a problem with that.
Speaker 7Yeah, she needs to be removed.
Speaker 4As do many of these fucking Nimrods. It befuddles me how these people get elected to office like Joe Biden.
Speaker 7The sheriff came out and said he was not going to enforce any sort of action against people carrying and stuff like that, and it's.
Speaker 5Elon Musk put on Twitter, at risk of stating what should be obvious deliberately violating the Constitution is next level, legal. How soon can this person be removed from office? Nice Truth. Yeah, I mean fuck Like you're not safe anywhere. No, anywhere, Someway, somehow just red-blooded Americans are getting fucked.
Speaker 4You know what? Not for nothing. Being in New York, it's very hard to get a concealed carry or a carry permit as it is, so there's not a ton of people carrying legally, right, but like you, go New Mexico, go to Texas. You know those fucking states where everyone's fucking packing a gun.
Speaker 5I almost feel safer there, what's even crazier is she's using a public health order to suspend a right guaranteed by the US Constitution.
Speaker 4She was going to start out with masks, but people if you carry guns, you're going to get COVID.
Speaker 7Like it's just, like it's just really bad, like you're stomping, you're just trashing the Constitution Number one.
Speaker 5you're opening the door to the constant. I'm going to tell you right now no, the past couple of years the Constitution has been irrelevant.
Speaker 7You're setting a very dangerous precedent by even just attempting to invoke such a bullshit order.
Speaker 4You mean, like all the people that invoked all those orders during COVID that actually didn't have the power to do so? Oh yeah, crimes against humanity, just like those.
Speaker 7Exactly yeah. And they sit there all proud, like talking about the shit too. Like what are you doing? Like do you even listen to yourself?
Speaker 5And she. In the video she openly talked about wanting to arrest licensed gun owners. Licensed gun owners.
Speaker 4Did they really stop selling the bumper stickers that they can have my gun when they prior for my dead cold hand?
Speaker 7They should have cut her off with elevator music.
Speaker 4Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Did you?
Speaker 4Thank you for coming.
Speaker 5That was. That's just ridiculous, All right, and I mean it's sad that it's sad, but what gets? What gets crazier than that? All right.
Speaker 4Before you go into the next transition to the next story, can you, you want to throw out the 800 number, the hotline number, one more time.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's on the ticker.
Speaker 4Okay, well, maybe you want to throw out the email address and the fucking number.
Speaker 5Why am I going to put out the number when it's? All right, pat, never mind, it's on our website.
Speaker 4And it's in the site Marketing 101, fuck breath, but no fine, go ahead.
Speaker 5Okay, but it's fine, I have it all set with all the website and all the shows that go out. Why am I going to? Why would you not put it on?
Speaker 4the air.
Speaker 5Why do you not want to say it?
Speaker 4Because, there's three people. Why don't you?
Speaker 5want to say it Because it's on the fucking ticker and there's three people watching.
Speaker 4Well, maybe if you fucking say it for the people that aren't watching the live show, maybe they'll hear it at some point.
Speaker 7But if they're not watching live, then they won't.
Speaker 4Yeah, Well then they'll know that there's a fucking phone number they could call him next time.
Speaker 5Because it's been ringing off the hook. He's got all fired up.
Speaker 4Well, no one knows. There's a fucking phone number. How could they call?
Speaker 7There's a ticker.
Speaker 5All right, so then you could do the you want to do, the social media stuff.
Speaker 4Just saying so you want to fucking chug the rest of this beer out of my ass? Oh yes, yes, please.
Speaker 5I did, I did, I lost something. I fucking knew it. Fuck Wow, all right, fire away. Patrick. 845-842-1652.
Speaker 1Once again our hotline is 845-842-1652.
Speaker 5That was just scored, again. Oh yes, yep, totally, you are correct, you are fired.
Speaker 7Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 5I'm not. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. You are correct, you are fucking correct, kevin. A little breaking news yeah, we got it. Fucking thing. Fucking Ladies and gentlemen. Oh my god, live from Keith Oberman. What a douche he is. Came back for ESPN just to be a dick. Breaking news is Cowboys just scored again. Jerry Jones' wife who was that Fucking? Roger Stabacougers ran that in.
Drag Queen Principal Sparks Controversy
Speaker 4Oh, fucking giant suck, win him from 60. Awful.
Speaker 5Absolutely awful. So we go from being together to the right to. You know, the Second Amendment just fine, that's second amendment. What's the right? Right to? Second amendment, second amendment right, that's taken away in New Mexico. Sooner or later, some fucking idiot's going to file a precedent and be like you know. If she did it, let me do it Now. Oh, this is probably one of the most disturbing stories I've heard in a while. Ok, and I'm going to be straight up and straightforward I have nothing, any issues whatsoever with gays, trans, this that blah, blah, blah. You guys, whatever, but if you bitch and moan because your feelings are hurt, I don't fucking care. How does that sound? I have an issue with a school district in Oklahoma.
Speaker 4Who just hired. They like their Second Amendment in Oklahoma by the way they hired a principal in the elementary school.
Speaker 5elementary school, principal, elementary school, once again elementary school. Who is a drag queen?
Speaker 7Like at night or like all the time, because like those are excellent question you make it sound like they're a superhero. Those, are trainees, or at least what we used to call trainees the transvestites.
Speaker 4Yes, you know maybe they leave their cape at home for the evening.
Speaker 5Well, kevin, the great thing is I actually have. Do you have a clip? I have a clip Of the news report and the person well, the drag queen's name is Miss Chantel Mandalay. Ok, miss Chantel Mandalay, alize, ok.
Speaker 4Alize, and yes, chantel, mandalay, chantel.
Speaker 5Mandalay Bay. Ok, so so Jesse Waters reported this two days ago on Twitter. Was actually on Fox and not the most reputable place. It's Fox News, whatever, and wait till you hear the background of Miss Chantel Bay or Mandalay, or she is gay, she's a. Hey, I just may. You don't say.
Speaker 4Just a cousin, or Vandalay the engineer.
Speaker 5All right, so let's let's take a listen to this. Not that that's. I got shit still in the background. I rather listen to that. That's what I don't know. If you want to listen to this, all right, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop stop it, stop it.
Speaker 8Western Heights School District in Oklahoma. Of all places hired a drag queen to be their elementary school principal of all places a drag queen principal in Oklahoma. Dr Shane Murnin goes by Miss Chantel Mandalay, chantel Mandalay. This is Miss Mandalay at the little. Story hour.
Speaker 4So somebody, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, oh no, don't refresh. Someone needs to get throw punched, oh man.
Speaker 6Everybody. I'm Miss Chantel and I'm here with the Metropolitan Library to celebrate pride. I want to thank you guys for letting me come share my stories with you about pride and being yourself. You guys have a great pride celebration in the month of June and I hope I see you real soon.
Speaker 1Yeah. Not a.
Speaker 8See you first. Wait, listen, I guess during the interview process what Miss Mandalay did in her, her, his free time, never came up. This never came up either. The drag principal has been charged with possessing child porn. Yeah, but Miss Mandalay, the drag queen principal, beat the charge and it was brought to the school's attention. The district said Miss Mandalay had an outstanding reputation and they're sticking with them. Now, if you were hiring an elementary school principal and a candidate presented himself as a drag queen that beat a child porn charge by the skin of his teeth, did you maybe keep looking for other candidates?
Speaker 4Does this fucking infuriate anybody else?
Speaker 7I hope, like the people of Oklahoma are pissed.
Speaker 5I'm just I'm waiting for the clan, just waiting for the clan to come in, because this is what's going to happen.
Speaker 7No, they need some bikers, some health angels. Something clean that shit up.
Speaker 5You know Jason Statham or something I don't know, Like I would, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, how are you know how our parents not losing their fucking marbles With? I would like to see what you say.
Speaker 4I would like to see what the enrollment numbers that I went to school is by October 1st.
Speaker 5I'm just, I don't, I don't know, man it's it's almost.
Speaker 4I'm not. I'm not a proponent of homeschooling, but uh.
Speaker 7Yeah right, Dude, I don't know what I do if I had kids now.
Speaker 4I'm on fire right now. That's fucking.
Speaker 7Like kid kids, Like I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 5Um, yeah, as Mr Jones. Yes, you're the principal, right? I just came out of my son Timmy's class and Miss Chantel has a suction cup dildos On the wall representing months, and I'm just confused. What's going on here? Hey, Timmy, show me where. I'm showing me where March is. Yeah, it's that big black one, the floppy one. Are you fucking kidding me? Hi, April, Show me where. Show me where June is. Yeah, it's the one that's vibrating.
Speaker 4Oh, that one was more black history month. That's the big dong.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 7Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh my God.
Speaker 5That's what Chantel.
Speaker 1Mandela has on her soundboard in the fucking principal's office.
Speaker 5She is uh, I'm a parent. Yeah, you sit down in the principal's office and you just turn to the side and there's a little tibian like sitting there Just teaching about pride.
Speaker 7I mean what? That would be the last day my kid went to school there. Yep, you know like what are you going to do?
Speaker 5I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7I really don't. I'd move out of town. You know I'm not puts my tax dollars toward that sort of shit. Time to go. You know I'm going to make the decisions I can make as a Like in consumer you know, taxpayer.
Speaker 5I'm just like moved to Texas, Like do you think the school board is the hook em horns? Do you think the school board is the people who came up with the fucking the media ad for Bud Light?
Speaker 4To be honest with you, the Bud Light people look like geniuses compared to that fucking board event. I just how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you think that's a good idea? Child porn, child porn.
Speaker 7I mean, dude, when you're even associated with a sentence with those two words like you shouldn't have a job around children, you just can't be.
Speaker 5Hi kids, welcome to your first day in the Oklahoma elementary school. What happened, son of a bitch, stop playing here we go Fucking bed. You know, hey, you guys, ever, you guys ever celebrate pride with it's raining men Just wondering. No, this is Chantel Mandalay Yay.
Speaker 4Ben said. Ben said Mandalay tried to call in Wait somebody left a voicemail.
Speaker 7Oh, was that Mandalay? Why is it? I think it's only ringing down here. Is he, she listening? That was like a gang from.
Speaker 4Gangster New York. We played a voicemail on air.
Speaker 5We do have a voicemail and let me just find it real quick. I just saw it. Heck, I'm not saying here we're new with this, no, it's what sucks is dude. It's not showing up and I think it's just because of the, the Wi-Fi and shit. There it is. So, let's listen to. Supposedly, Chantel Mandalay left us a voicemail because it says that yes, this is Chantel.
Speaker 1Mandalay.
Speaker 4Does Chantel have a Boston accent? Yes, this is Chantel.
Speaker 1Mandalay and I just want to say you fucking bitches, better stop talking bad about me. I don't like that shit. You crack a motherfucker.
Speaker 7She must be watching if she knows we're white. What?
Speaker 4But wasn't she in white, also with powder?
Speaker 5Now I see why the phone went straight to voicemail. So we were going to take that phone call. It sounded a little more manly than you.
Speaker 7Oh, you get a. You get a print out of what it says yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 5Why it's not ringing? I have no idea.
Speaker 4We'll fix that at some point. Oh, who's that? Is that Brie's Hall of Fumbled?
Speaker 5Because I do not disturb on.
Speaker 7Brie's Hall compound Fracture All right.
Speaker 5Yeah, so like it's just an impeachable. People are just like you know, let's see how much of a fucking shit show we can create. And because? Reason? Why is this? If a person you know, drag, queen, whatever wants to get a job as a principal and they don't get the job, they're going to cry till fucking discrimination.
Speaker 7Yeah sure To fucking pan. It's not discrimination, no, no it's common safety. Common fucking sense and safety. You know yes.
Speaker 4Like listen, which again, I'm a big believer in what you do and your time is your business, as long as you're not throwing it in people's faces and jamming it down their throats. No pun intended, but uh, timmy, but uh just just, just some things. Go go, show me February.
Speaker 5I'm going to teach you guys about gag reflex.
Speaker 4See what I did there. The only proper teachers in that class would be Mr Garrison Garrison. So far.
Speaker 5I cannot wait till here. Ai, fucking, oh, what they talk about this. This should be good. No, with the yeah, this should be good, should be really good. Um, yeah, dude, it's. I mean, then, speaking of, uh, of rights being.
Speaker 4Do we have any clips or anything about outraging the community about this? No really, Dude, there's nothing With.
Speaker 5that's what, that's what's crazy. They don't get bad press man.
Speaker 7They don't get bad press. I thought you said they don't get bad press.
Speaker 5I'm like what?
Speaker 7People's reactions. You know, they just get on the news.
Speaker 5Pretty much. It's all for dude. It's all about clicks. It's all about clicks. Let me get my blue check mark. We just found out Tom must play for a blue check mark because he has a blue Oscar's got a blue check mark next to his name on Twitter. It's like 999 a month he's paying for, are you?
Speaker 4fucking serious. He couldn't fucking foot the bill for the hotline number. He's got a fucking blue check mark.
Speaker 7Now what I'm talking about Call him up.
Concerns About Twitter, Censorship, Corruption
Speaker 4He's fucking sleeping. It's 10 o'clock. He's fucking. He's been sleeping for two hours already. Text him, you awake.
Speaker 5Just wondering when did you become so popular on Twitter? But dude, the responses you see on Twitter fantastic. What normal adult would even remotely think this is okay to put a man, masquerading as a woman, arrested for child porn of all things, in a freaking elementary school? Has anyone that hired him not thought of why a man that likes child porn wants to be in an elementary school that dresses like a woman? Yeah, obvious questions. You know the fucking camera with the nuclear bombs.
Speaker 7That's not leave out that he dresses like a woman.
Speaker 5Well, sometimes I like to get into some of my night counts.
Speaker 7Yeah, you know whatever.
Speaker 4Listen, everyone's got a moomoo. So I told Tommy we want to know when he became a Twitter influencer.
Speaker 5Yeah, because why is he not pushing the content?
Speaker 7You know these are questions that we need answers to Tom.
Speaker 5And if he's not answering then you know he's really not that important on Twitter, but you know to we were talking about how the New Mexico governor fucking just pretty much says F you to the Constitution and in the Second Amendment. Yeah, they're going to get there is just the other day, there was a ruling by the Fifth Circuit Court. All right, what do you think happened?
Speaker 7We is Trump stuff.
Speaker 5No, no, actually it's not Trump, no that's nice.
Speaker 8Circuit Court was is Hunter.
Speaker 7Biden stuff like Hunter Biden stuff.
Speaker 5No, not Hunter Biden, oh, but Biden, but Biden, not only Biden, Biden, Big Joe, not only Biden. The FBI and the CDC were found to be in violation of the First Amendment rights of millions of Americans. Do you want to know why?
Speaker 7Do you want to know more?
Speaker 5I do yes let's listen to Jesse Waters I feel like we're in Starship Troopers.
Speaker 8Fox News alert A bombshell ruling by the Fifth Circuit Court finding the Biden White House and the FBI and the CDC violated the First Amendment rights of millions of Americans by bullying tech companies into censoring free speech during the pandemic. According to that ruling, the White House quote coerced the platforms by way of intimidating messages and threats of adverse consequences. So, in other words, the Biden administration forced social media companies to remove our posts that were critical of the Biden administration or made the Biden White House look bad. This ruling could have a major impact on the 2024 election if Democrats lose control of the narrative.
Speaker 5Kind of like how now Ivermectin's a suitable drug to take for.
Speaker 7Oh is that official now? Yeah, it's been made official by the FDA.
Speaker 5But I mean, I think it's time we sit down and we hash out a plan to what mountains we're going to. Yeah, I couldn't agree more Seriously because sooner or later we're going to be taken out by drones. I want to face recognition. They're like oh, there's a TID show.
Speaker 4I want a small island in the Caribbean that we could fortify with 50 caliber machine guns. No, we need to.
Speaker 5Yeah, dude, you're on an island. You're on an island, you're on an island. Woods, no way out, woods, mountains, we got to go Wolverines.
Speaker 7Yeah, at least he tunnel underground, find a cave.
Speaker 5All right, Harry Tubman, I mean Jesus. Yeah, Harry.
Speaker 7Tubman, a tunnel underground no.
Speaker 1Did I not say that Come on, underground railroad you okay.
Speaker 5Yeah, I thought I was just coming up with some fucking history. But yeah, no island, no island. Yeah, you don't want to do that yeah. I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 7I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 5I'm not going to do, that, I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do, that I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do, that, I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 7Oh God I mean God so cold in the woods though You're sitting, duck.
Speaker 4You make fire, it'd be warm and be warm and e distinguien.
Speaker 5Yeah, but you're still gonna die from some stupid alligator of shark attack, jellyfish infection.
Speaker 7you know some sting ray. You know that's Poppy cock little monkey. Island, monkey.
Speaker 5Yeah, of course, the ones with the red asses, the baboons, baboons throwing shit at Matt. I could just see marketing into a fight with a baboon His ass kicked.
Speaker 7Do they kick you with more? Kick big Billy's ass. What?
Speaker 5I think a baboon could take Billy. I think Billy can wrestle a grizzly. Probably win yeah.
Speaker 4No, I think he would. At the end of the day, Billy would probably start jacking them all for something. Come here, Bear.
Speaker 7Get over here, bear, come on, come on.
Speaker 5Bear is trying to get away All you need to release All you need to release. You're building up the pressure, god. That's why you're so angry and aggressive, but but now it's it's dude. It's the more and more, the more and more shit that comes out about this government and and this, this administration like they're just like we don't fucking care, Dude.
Speaker 7I feel like I poke my head up every now and then and I'm just like fuck, right back down.
Speaker 5Yeah, you know like it's not over yet. It's so bad, but it's. I would love to know like how much of our like our phone conversations and all of them.
Speaker 4Everything, yeah.
Speaker 5Every tick tock's got it. Anyway, China's got it.
Speaker 7Your TVs, your Alexa's, your phones. Like you ever see Facebook, you ever see the videos of the phones. Like I forget what sort of the filter they have on it, but it's constantly flashing Like it's taking photos. It's constantly taking your photo.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing that. Like two weeks ago I saw that. But Thank you, sir, that's wrestling the bear. I had to go to the strongbox, but it's just, it's also to like you notice it when you're talking about something. Next, you know, you see the fucking ads on Facebook. Oh yeah, you know it's, it's, I don't know. Man, I think we got to go. We got we have to go completely off the grid. Yeah, I got no problem doing it. I'm down with Kevin. You're a lost cause.
Speaker 5I think you're the first one to.
Speaker 7I feel like a lot of people in this world would get the shakes if you took their fucking Internet. Oh, you know like they're fucking.
Speaker 4I'd have to. I'd have to go back old school and have to pull the porn collection out of the attic.
Speaker 5Where are my magazines?
Speaker 7You're numismatic, right.
Speaker 4I knew my Playboy centerfold from 1989.
Speaker 5Oh, Josh Allen just threw a pic. Yeah, but what's with that 40 pound jug of Vaseline? Why are you taking that? I get really bad chablots in the winter.
Speaker 7And no, they made them that big.
Speaker 5Yeah, they do, custom made. Yeah, dude, I'm I don't know man I got like. The more and more shit that goes on in this country, the more nonsense that I see, the more corruption, the conspiracies, the fucking blackmail and whatnot. I think in two thousand twenty four, the election. I don't know if we're going to make it.
Speaker 7Yeah, I don't know if there's going to be one.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, because Alexa said it too. You know how did that guy listen, how did he get that fucking thing? How did, how did that happen, how they did you think so yeah?
Speaker 7Don't be so.
Speaker 5What are you talking about? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. You thought you saw offline, so I'm sure I know I've seen. Yeah.
Speaker 5Yes but there was a video that him and I watched last night. And were you holding hands? We were cuddling with what's she on? Tell me in the light, Of course, and a double bass only. Yeah, we're talking about pride and you know other things. So there's a video of this guy who asks a lot, Alexa, who will win the two thousand twenty four election? I saw that and then response that came back and I was like Kev, is your thing in the kitchen? Oh, I was like, let me see. And it says Biden's leading. Yeah, his, his said Biden's leading. I'm like, obviously, this thing is fucking wrong.
Speaker 4When did you buy? When did you buy that? Three years ago, two years ago?
Speaker 7I don't know she bought it. I'm kidding Nobody, she just shows up.
Speaker 4What she makes sense. That's why we're here. She does, she does talk to. Alexa a lot, though, on purpose or just because no one else is around for her to talk to.
Speaker 5I don't think Kevin's being. I'm not.
Speaker 7I'm not.
Speaker 5I'm cooking. Just shut it. Talk to Alexa. I'm busy, but it's I don't know. I mean I honestly like I do not feel good moving forward the next year and a half or so. I just think I have a bad feeling. Bad things are going to happen. That's just the way I feel about just because of all the bullshit that people are getting away with.
Speaker 4It's going to get worse before it gets better.
Speaker 5I mean the apocalypse, the cockpocalypse, no, the UFO, the cockpocalypse. That's how yeah so Dills are going to be thrown all over the place. Shrewd amongst them.
Speaker 1Miss Chantel's on a hoverboard throwing Dills.
Speaker 4Pride she's, she's got to try and with Dills on.
Speaker 7Which elementary school kids aren't with Dildos? Come on Taking down neighborhoods.
Speaker 4Oh why? Why Just school kids with Dills taken down? What?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, superheroes with Dildos.
Speaker 7Good luck with that, hey, I.
Speaker 4Oh my God, I can't. Here we go. Cape Crusader with Dildos has come out as Batman with Dildos.
Speaker 5Watch, no, just I mean I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fearing. I am fearing the next couple of years. Why is it still playing?
Speaker 7I agree with you. You know nothing. You know like a lot of shit can happen.
Speaker 5But yeah, and man, I don't even like, I can't even come up with something outrageous of what's going to happen.
Speaker 7Like you're going to see Texas like like secede and become their own country.
Speaker 5That I'm hoping California goes into the ocean, you know, yeah, yeah. I want to say I really do want to see the real life.
Speaker 4San Andreas, I'm OK with that you know, I mean, if you listen to all the future travelers on TikTok, something like that's going to be happening.
Speaker 5I mean speaking of the end of the world? Do we have the perfect storm coming?
Speaker 7Oh, hurricane, lee.
Speaker 5Did you, did you, did you not see like I saw it? Yeah, are we going to seriously? I want to know if I'm Jake Gyllenhaal right now down in the city waiting for a fucking big wave to come over to the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 7No, I think.
Speaker 4I don't think, I don't think the water will make it up here from there With it.
Planning for Uncertain Times and Victories
Speaker 5No, it doesn't matter, I just want to see craziness. I don't want to see craziness, but you know you don't mean I understand what you say, long as I'm not there, right, yes, yes, four millions of people in the city, it's drought, we're in the mountains, bam. So you don't fuck that shit, because there's another thing why you wouldn't go to an island Hurricane, boom, islands gone. Think about it. Okay, what do you got to do? You're right. Oh, we're going too few to snow. Let's bunker down. I'm sure we would find some subways tunnels. We can make A lot of shoveling. I think I'd dive exposure from railroad.
Speaker 5Set of cuddling with that Railroads. You know, bring the new Mexicans up there with us.
Speaker 1The old ones were better workers Sorry.
Speaker 7You couldn't help that.
Speaker 6Yeah, I'm not sure where that last one came from. But all right.
Speaker 4I was just thinking about what it would be like if we were confining.
Speaker 5It's going to be bad up there.
Speaker 4It's going to be awful. It's going to be really bad. I'm really fucking scared right now. It's going to suck.
Speaker 5I'm going to get fucking raped by a bear Scallops.
Speaker 4It depends how long we were up there. You might not be raped Scallops, no a hairy guy.
Speaker 5Scallops Reaped Scallops.
Speaker 7No, we went with the Spakin' rape scallops. No, we went with the bear thing.
Speaker 5huh, no, that was a good one for a second, definitely didn't go over well, because Kevin's talking about raped scallops, we raping again.
Speaker 7No, no, first of all we're ever going to be in the woods, we're not going to be able to get scallops, if you think about it, however, kevin's like, kevin's like.
Speaker 5No, I'm going on an excursion to get some exotic foods. Fucking. I think you should go.
Speaker 4She goes in the valley down there Kevin.
Speaker 5Kevin comes back six weeks later with fucking rotten lobster.
Speaker 4I thought it would last. I didn't have any dry ice.
Speaker 5Oh God, it's going to fucking suck man. I already know it. Definitely something's happening at the election.
Speaker 7Yeah, I definitely like buy a case of water or two. Keep that on hand. Case of water or two, what?
Speaker 5are you talking?
Speaker 7about yeah, society fucking breaks.
Speaker 5No toilet paper. You got to go to pee. All right, go pee. He has. He has the worst bladder ever, the smallest bladder of any man. Oh my God, I wait till I'm almost pissing myself. That's when I go.
Speaker 4I'm fine. I'm fine. I've got a few seconds, like it snuck up on you.
Speaker 5And then, to even make myself even more worried, I had to watch oh no the Giants Cowboys game last night. That's when I knew the world was coming to an end.
Speaker 4Actually, I knew much earlier in the day. The fucking Raiders are leading the AFC West as we speak.
Speaker 5I'm waiting for a pig to fly by, something like that.
Speaker 4They could just went outside to piss.
Speaker 5What the hell is that flying next to his microphone? Let me tell you something the clailiness down here is really has been under par. Hey, what's going on? Whatever.
Speaker 1What are you talking about? That pee man, oh?
Speaker 7yeah, that's all we were talking about you, peeing.
Speaker 5Did you actually go outside?
Speaker 4You just pissed in the corner.
Speaker 7No, I made it outside you sure. Yeah, I did, maybe a little drip down the pant leg, but I'm OK.
Speaker 5I usually don't get upset if I tinker a little on the underwear.
Speaker 7Yeah, that's good, even if it's a big wet spot.
Speaker 5I'm just like, whatever I can't hold it.
Speaker 4We're getting a little older. Sometimes you dribble.
Speaker 5Yeah, dribble ain't the word. Where the fuck did that come from?
Speaker 7Yeah, sometimes it's one drop, Sometimes it's five.
Speaker 5Sometimes it's a long stream.
Speaker 4Why am I pissing on the wall? I can't believe there's still three people watching this.
Speaker 5Yeah, they love us they're probably as old as we are and having problems pissing.
Speaker 4We know Ben is someone sitting there going that's a prostate issue. You guys got to get that checked out.
Speaker 5I am not getting a finger up my butt.
Speaker 4I think it's like the two liter bottle of orange soda I had like two and three quarter beers, I mean, unless you paid for it from an Asian woman, right? Yeah, yeah, ok, you have to be careful when you make blanket statements.
Speaker 5Asian woman, small fingers. Yeah, yeah, you could probably do it. I just no, no, that I think about. I'm like I got to flush the system out, so I don't have cocky on her, on her fingertips, you know.
Speaker 7That's really her business.
Speaker 4No poopy, you leave. She washes her hands. I'm like no, look at that.
Speaker 5This looks like butterscotch pudding.
Speaker 4Well then you better see a dog. You're about other things.
Speaker 5I swear to God, I'm taking a lot of fiber in. I swear, why does it look like that? I just had some peanuts. Is that extra.
Speaker 4I don't know if this is still relevant to the conversation, but Ben says he pisses himself all the time. Nice, nice.
Speaker 7Like.
Speaker 5I imagine that like a lot A magic. Yeah, are you wearing diapers.
Speaker 4Like you, pee the bed after a rough night of drinking. I just lost.
Speaker 5Damn it. I just lost some fantasy, and yeah, what are you?
Speaker 4fucking.
Speaker 5James Cook reception. Just beat me, I just lost. I just lost my point, southpaw.
Speaker 4Kinger, what did he say? Shitting out?
Speaker 5I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7Is that a baseball bud? Yes, yeah, from. Was he there to witness the historic day?
Speaker 5Yeah, he, no. No, he did not Really. Yeah, he did not get to witness that.
Speaker 7I hope he's heard about it.
Speaker 5Yeah, he actually fucking texted me. He's proud of me.
Speaker 7Okay, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 5Oh, I mean, we don't really need to talk about it. I hit a fucking bomb in baseball.
Speaker 7On the team you and Matt play on.
Speaker 5Yes, Against the team that we, we fucking demoralize All the time. Oh, we hate them. There's there's a lot of bad blood.
Speaker 7Are they any good? Yeah, like can they beat you? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5We were up 12, two in the game got time.
Speaker 7So what like? Let's hear about it.
Speaker 4Did you hit the home run after it was tied at 12?
Speaker 5No, we were up Just a little bit Eight twos when I hit it. Then we went up 12 to a home run. Yeah, Grand sign over the fence center field at Beagle.
Speaker 7He's not getting inside the Parker.
Speaker 5No, I'll fall down after first base. You know I mean, come on, you're never thrown 80 miles an hour, so shut your mouth. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. Look at that. See, never been prouder. Thank you, kenny, thank you and, and two web gems in the field. Web gems.
Speaker 7Web gems.
Speaker 5Do you want. Can you describe them All right? First one was I'm running backwards on a pop fly. What position were you playing? Third base, the hot corner, the hot corner. Running backwards and I realized how fat I was and I couldn't get my glove over my head like this to get it. So I reached out my fat hand and I caught it bare hand.
Speaker 4I'll lock Kevin Mitchell, 1987. Yes, maybe fatter.
Speaker 5Nice, maybe fatter. And then in the eighth inning it's 1212 basis. Juice there up. Dude hits a fucking bullet to third. I dive, snag it, get up to my feet and throw them out and the inning An absolute bullet Like on the belly. In terms of throwing for me. Yeah, that was a bullet, like it was in my mind. I'm like, wow, I just threw that 600 miles an hour.
Speaker 4You didn't just kind of like fall down and stop the ball Like it was a bullet.
Speaker 5No, it was a dough, it was a fucking, it was a seed to third. Right. As sunny as sunny I was, I felt like Will Farrell in old school when he was like he did that whole fucking thing during the debate test. Yeah, I had not about experience. Great day next week. Probably three strikeouts. There you go. We have a double header next week. I know I have to go. Yeah, you do have to go. Where is it?
Speaker 7It's hope Well yeah, nine o'clock.
Speaker 5Game 1130 game both seven in and games. Yeah, nine o'clock yeah yeah.
Speaker 4Talking like you're never up.
Speaker 5Well, here's the deal now We've checked us out. We've won. We've won six games in a row. We're 11 and four. The two top teams are 12 and four. We just beat one of the top teams If we beat if we team that's won the championship, then God knows how many years in a row we got to sweep them. We take first place going into the playoffs.
Speaker 7How do you want me to come heckle the other?
Speaker 5game.
Speaker 7Like, I'll just be like that guy.
Speaker 5Who's his asshole over here? Who's his asshole Jackass? You know I saw Jackass. Let's fucking. Let's go Thursday night, Danbury, King around the mound playoffs. Good luck, King around. I can't make the fucking Danbury. That's where you're fucking playing.
Speaker 4Yeah, the Yankees have a playoff game in Danbury. Yeah.
Speaker 7Oh, roger's Park. Where is it, roger? Yes, oh my.
Speaker 5God, the worst scheduling of all fucking time ever. You got to see the. Where we were playing this year was was fucking. We're in Marlboro, danbury, all over the joint Well.
Speaker 1I mean yeah.
Speaker 7You guys played at Danbury.
Speaker 5Yeah, yes, I was one. No, you went nine o'clock in the morning, nine o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 7Well, I just I.
Speaker 4Nine o'clock, you're still in your third cup of coffee with your fifth cigarette and you're taking it out for the 12th time.
Escalating Tensions and UFOs
Speaker 7I wasn't worried about me. I was more like you guys, like you playing baseball at nine am like we've never had this conversation. I want to win this Motherfuckers looking at me. Like you didn't sleep all fucking day yesterday, yeah, yeah, so what I'm just saying, you know? Like you.
Speaker 5But I'm a gamer, I come out and play. Ok, all right, let's shut your mouth. Then when are you, kevin? Hmm, where are you Saturday mornings, if you, if you get through what are you doing?
Speaker 4We certainly don't know how.
Speaker 5Mowing the fucking lawn, trimming the edges. Where are you? We're on the field sweating.
Speaker 4He's picking up dog shit in the backyard.
Speaker 5Even he's sweating when he gets into place on the beach, mostly sweating when he's sitting on the beach. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 4I'm really not. I'm not much more in the team. Massive screaming and yelling at people.
Speaker 5Keep it. I'm keeping everyone loose. He's probably one of the worst teammates to ever have. If you make an error, oh yeah, that's all I got to say. Everyone else.
Speaker 4It's all I got to say. Everyone else seems to enjoy when I hackle you, but I see.
Speaker 5I wish you were there so you saw the fucking place, because you would never open your mouth ever again.
Speaker 4I'm so happy I wasn't Damn it. I'd be that guy. As soon as you hit that ball, I would have been like fuck, kennedy's just saying it, just saying a.
Speaker 5Take a deep bowling league for the winter, not up in Sawgirdies Now nowhere.
Speaker 4No, no, no King.
Speaker 5No, no bowling. What about a cornhole?
Speaker 4inside Cornhole King. You come down to come down to Kent and we'll play. We'll put you on the kickball team.
Speaker 5You can't you there, across the border from Canada bro.
Speaker 4So far up there, Coming up way up north eh.
Speaker 7Do they got a cornhole leagues that like bars and shit I totally get into?
Speaker 4Definitely. I'm sure they do the Brewster's out. One of the Alks clubs, not the Brewster one, one of the Alks clubs has a full on finish base. But they got like eight setups and they did the leagues.
Speaker 5Imagine we were playing and you saw a nubs walk or hop in. Imagine that get rolled in Roll. Yeah, but who's that? Starfish, patrick the starfish, who's that? Oh wow.
Speaker 1Oh, oh.
Speaker 5I thought that was genius. The second I thought of it. I thought, it was awesome.
Speaker 4I think we've hit every group tonight.
Speaker 5Yeah, listen, I'm coming after everybody. It don't fucking matter, nobody's safe. We're all going to die. Two thousand twenty four is coming and we're going to be fucking destroyed by UFOs. Which is actually the government? I can't.
Speaker 4I can't, I would.
Speaker 7You've been hot on the UFO trail lately, man. Listen you've caught the fever.
Speaker 4You know I've seen a few things. You know catches the eye. What have you seen? I sent anything of interest. I know this and it's it's. You told me to send them to one place. That's what I do. No, you didn't. Just so you know.
Speaker 5But what you? Would do, is you would send? One I did. You would send it in the group text and then you would message me on TikTok with it. I'm like, come the fuck on Well.
Speaker 4sometimes I'm drunk and I forget what I did.
Speaker 7Dude, I didn't know you could send people videos on TikTok because I was like I was hitting, like the, my red buttons. You know, like I like the email like the comedian you know like it says in your inbox and shit. You know like I was like clearing that out because I fucking can't stand those. And I was like oh shit, like people send me. You know, like you guys sent me stuff, I'm like oh shit, you know, like real fucking nice, Sorry, Real fucking nice.
Speaker 5Well, what about this? Do you remember one of the videos you sent? Now, this is.
Speaker 9This is a reason we're just getting in these really very disturbing, incredible images, the video of Russian warplanes buzzing a US US Navy destroyer, the USS Cook, in international USS in the Baltic Sea. You served as a pilot in the US Air Force. How dangerous Delvin Cook kind of situation.
Speaker 4You said Delvin Cook, maybe, maybe it's the USS James Cook feet of the cook.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's very dangerous. Two points on that number. One seventy five feet is actually really close. And this is really close. Typical operating procedures. If you want to show a force, it's usually not at seventy five feet. And the other issue is they were basically simulating a strafing run on our Navy ship.
Speaker 4Now, holy shit, look how close that was. Yeah, they're poking the bear man. So I saw the video.
Speaker 3The commander for exercising discipline in this situation. Yeah, had this been, for whatever reason a real strafing run. We would not have known that until after the first pass. So this is very serious escalation. It's also worthy to note I believe there was a Polish helicopter on board. You know, in 2006, I was in Kyrgyzstan with a military.
Speaker 7There's a joke in there somewhere.
Speaker 5I'm trying to find it. I'm trying to find it. Did they forget that the helicopter was on board? And since it's Polish, there's a Polish helicopter.
Speaker 4I didn't have any place I totally forgot I was a pilot.
Speaker 5But it's just. Everything is heating up, everything is getting.
Speaker 7Yeah, it's kids, it's, it's tipping points, like we're all getting the tipping points. You know society, you know the like, the world government, whatever, nwo.
Speaker 5That's the name. That's the name my fancy football team.
Speaker 7I just took an L, though I just took an L, you know, it's all. It's all the tipping points, man.
Speaker 5I don't know. I don't know it's. I mean, what are we going to see? First World War Three or an uninterrupted election?
Speaker 7World War Three. World War Three, yeah For sure.
Speaker 5I don't know. And it's just, it fucking sucks, it sucks, it's not great. No, no, I mean, can you imagine being in the woods, matt cold out, you're freezing, you want to buddy up? He puts awesome heat.
Speaker 7Yeah, I'd buddy up with him.
Speaker 4I am so uncomfortable right now you got.
Speaker 5you want a spoon, you want me in the front, or you want to be whatever you want. I mean we're going back to back, I'm going to. Just fair warning, I do wake up with morning wood.
Speaker 4I'm like I'm going on an AIDS diet or something or I'm going to lose a lot of weight. Now you're going to get out of this position.
Speaker 5You say I did.
Speaker 2AIDS.
Speaker 5Yeah Well, God, you got so skinny in a month.
Speaker 7I'm like what exactly do you eat on that?
Speaker 4I basically, basically, basically, I'm looking for dirty needles. Drunk A coke Coke. I'd be too expensive, oh yeah, it won't be expensive.
Speaker 5if you're in the mountains, can we get some, some cocoa plants and maybe are we going to?
Speaker 4we're going to mill our own cocaine, why not?
Speaker 7Well, we're going to have to go to South Mountains than like Georgia, because it's not going to be warm. You need more of a temperate climate than you.
Speaker 4I mean anyone who knows anything about that would know that.
Speaker 5A horticulture, Kevin the cartel. I mean, of course he knows he's, he's, he's the fucking son-in-law of Jackson Bjorn. Of course he knows.
Speaker 7Alleged son-in-law.
Speaker 4The Orbs cartel by finance by by by Jackson Bjorn.
Speaker 5Yeah, dude, that's why he's telling you right now he's going to start to memoir right now. Can I, can, I can? I was there at the beginning. Can I be in the footnotes? Just, you know, just on the one, like we brought it to light, you in the cartel.
Speaker 7I can't talk about.
Discussion About Classified Operations
Speaker 5OK, I just wanted to make sure. Well, anyhow, we've been fucking recording for an hour and 15 minutes. It's about that time, yeah, I mean once. It's usually case closed once you start talking about the cartel with Kevin, the Orbs cartel. Unfortunately, we have no information we can dive.
Speaker 7I can't corroborate anything.
Speaker 5That's no different than any other day. Can we corroborate anything with Jackson Bjorn?
Speaker 7Nothing of late. No, no, sorry Tell you.
Speaker 5It's like a spy, Definitely a spy. Oh, he's like, he's like. I'm saying he's got a go bag, so am I six.
Speaker 7I can't comment on ongoing investigation.
Speaker 4Of course you can't Operation. Treadmill is classified, it's treadmill.
Speaker 5You got to watch a copy right. We have Operation Pussycum.
Speaker 4Oh, Operation PC You're so PC like you couldn't go one show without it.
Speaker 7OK, are you kidding me, dude?
Speaker 4I feel like I get it.
Speaker 5I feel I feel kind of bad now because I was in Alice's relentless.
Speaker 7You have no feelings.
Speaker 5I can go when I hear it. Those are my feelings, so I get. I giggly and happy.
Speaker 7Don't tell me you felt something you have.
Speaker 5I felt it.
Speaker 7I did feel it Like you people are going to make me make the news one day.
Speaker 4What? That's what's good. That's what's going to set you over the edge.
Speaker 7You never know, dude, on a rough day, that could be the tipping point.
Speaker 4How angry you are on draft day.
Speaker 5What happened on draft day? Did I miss him?
Speaker 7You were there. Oh yeah, I was doing. Oh yeah, oh yeah, what's? Oh yeah, oh, I forgot about that. What are we doing? Live, that goes in the gentlemen.
Speaker 5Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to leave this one off before Kevin gets arrested For having people touch his pussy. Can't See you when I love you. I love you. Yeah, take it deep. Take it deep. Follow us everywhere. Make sure you keep a lookout for Kevin's fucking mugshot, because he's going to be locked up soon. That's right, take it deep.
Speaker 1Take it deep.
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