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We're taking you on a wild ride through doomsday predictions, apocalypse scenarios, and even alternate realities. Buckle up for our dissection of the September 23rd doomsday prediction and the conspiracy theory frenzy it sparked, punctuated with a surprising revelation about the numeric recurrence of 9, 2, and 3 in popular culture. We assure you, Massachusetts is still in one piece, thanks to the confirmation from our trusty correspondents, Aubz and Ben.
We've got your disaster scenarios covered, from zombie outbreaks to asteroid strikes, with a smattering of humorous banter for good measure. What could it possibly be like if an asteroid crashed into the Atlantic Ocean or Yellowstone National Park? We speculate about these cataclysmic scenarios and more. And just when things get too dark, we lighten up with an alternate dimension where Kevin is the only currency and tree branches become legal tender.
To top it off, we rank our favorite Halloween candies, share laugh-out-loud anecdotes about Kevin's nephews' football games, and provide exciting updates from our YouTube channel and website. This episode is jam-packed with off-the-wall theories, lively debates, and intriguing discussions - a true rollercoaster ride of entertainment from start to finish. Strap in and enjoy the ride!
Discussion About September 23rd Doomsday Prediction
Speaker 2What we've got here is failure to communicate. What we do in life echoes an eternity.
Speaker 3Take it TTTT.
Speaker 2TTTT, yeah, shit, we got six people on us.
Speaker 3Yeah, ready, tttt Fuck.
Speaker 1They stink.
Speaker 3We're going in half time, but it doesn't matter. I'm excited because we're about to use something that we haven't used in quite some time. What are we using? What's?
Speaker 1that Mushrooms Rubbers.
Speaker 3No no rubbers tonight.
Speaker 1I don't think anyone in your every household uses rubbers.
Speaker 3No, especially the dogs, definitely not the dogs 42 dogs and they're just plowing away. He's got a kennel over here, the Thundersons kennel. Did the Thundersons use rubbers? Of course not, dude. They got spies in their family. You know, jackson Bjorn, I kind of love it.
Speaker 1No, I'm excited because I'm trying to stand and act. I got to look.
Speaker 3I'm trying to think back. When's the last time we actually used the wheel of punishment? Yeah, the wheel of punishment, it's been quite a while. This one's the wheel of misfortunes. There's a lot. There's a lot Reason why there's significance to what today's date is. There is a lot of misfortune on there, yeah, I mean, and there's only probably one I'm going to choose out of that. That I would rather do. But in September 23rd, you just learned about this too, right? This is news to me. Okay, it's big news to me, because, supposedly, today's the day, today's the day the world's supposed to end.
Speaker 1That makes perfect sense why I spent it at the bar and not with my family.
Speaker 3Oh shit, I guess there. I mean, I thought we had until 12 o'clock, but unfortunately the public service is now. We're done, we've got to go. What's coming? Well, according to this TikTok user, black Apple Gallery 369.
Speaker 1Sounds realistic. Black Apple Gallery.
Speaker 3What's it going to mean? What's a Black Apple?
Speaker 1They're bigger oh yes, oh, is that really a? Thing?
Speaker 3Bigger. You know what it is Exactly? No, so he was one of the among the many who shared his September 23rd doomsday. That's a big Black Apple. Here we go, september 23rd, doomsday prediction.
Speaker 1Real name Barry Wood.
Speaker 3He claimed, the conspiracy theories about the world coming to an end on the date have flooded the internet. That comes after numbers nine, two and three, which have repeatedly appeared in several television shows and movies.
Speaker 1Well, we've been in the bunker basement, are we sure nothing's happened before we do this show?
Speaker 3I've been detached from reality for a while. I'm not unfortunate, but fortunately we have boots on the ground. Obs, who's how many rabbit holes were you in this week? Oh, this week maybe three, that's that seems minimal.
Speaker 1Ben, is Massachusetts still okay? I was working a lot this week Okay.
Discussion on Potential Apocalyptic Scenarios
Speaker 3Well, okay, so working.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was where it worked today Really.
Speaker 3Oh, so the numbers nine, two and three have repeatedly been in television shows and movies, so the TikTok users shared a list of movies that showed something terrible happening on September 23rd. Mind you, today is September 23rd.
Speaker 1Ben says, massachusetts is okay.
Speaker 3No, that's a shithole. So we know that's coming to an end in mass. I got to go to there. Tomorrow I'm going to be in Boston, ben, you're going to.
Speaker 1Boston tomorrow.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1The fuck's up with that.
Speaker 3Bad Lieutenant. I got a bad Lieutenant and I are going on a trip, really yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, for any particular reason. Uh, you going to grab like a fucking lobster roll, or?
Speaker 3something. I would like that. I would like that Maybe you know a little shimmy sham right behind the. You know the fucking hallway somewhere in some place out there in Boston. Be great, ben. If you know where any Borey holes, please let us know where we can handle some shimmy shams. All right. But some examples included the asteroid striking the earth on a aforementioned date in the Big Bang Theory and the movies seeking a friend for the end of the world and deep impact, the movie knowing show.
Speaker 1Deep impact with Morgan Freeman, or deep impact with Jesse James Uh Colt Steel, I think.
Speaker 3I think it's what Colt Steel. So he's going, you know he's going deep, deep impact. Yeah, that's double deep impact and it says that too. Atm.
Speaker 1That's funny walking for a couple days.
Speaker 3The movie, knowing the movie. Knowing that was with Nicholas Cage, right I don't know.
Speaker 1I haven't watched Nicholas Cage movies since 63. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3Yeah, and the movie, knowing that was with Nicholas Cage, right? I think it's a little bit of a spoiler flare. On the mentioned date as well. Little little shop claimed that humans will receive a deadly threat on the date. Tomorrowland showed that disaster strikes on the date. The number 23 movie showed the date is when hell arrives and the television show sleepy hollow showed a new dimension being open on the date. What's going on today?
Speaker 2I mean you got a few others.
Speaker 3The movie this is the end. Was that September 23rd Really, I guess? So that movie was hilarious. That was fucking awesome Pandemic labyrinth and lost.
Speaker 2Are we raping With her, with her mining?
Speaker 1I enjoy when James Franco got eaten by Danny McBride.
Speaker 2Fucking chatting. Tatum comes running out on his little leash.
Speaker 3And then it says a stopwatch and he Tatum a stopwatch and a Guinness beer commercial that claimed that one one can discover dark secrets if they keep their mind open and stopped at 923. That sounds just a black eyed peas video also show the affirmation date and the movie Don't worry darling was also released on the date.
Speaker 2It's starting to be a lot of them.
Speaker 1I mean, sounds very coincidence, anything from the Simpsons?
Speaker 2No, because that's the truth.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Somebody claimed that. When a woman claimed that a great solar flash is going to take place on the date. Now, okay, so what I did was this we have several hundred spaces on the wheel of misfortunes. So I decided, hey, let me write them down. Let's fucking get the wheel going a little bit.
Speaker 3And strike a little discussion on what type of misfortune do you want to be in, because there's only one on here that I'm looking forward to. It's just new dimension. You and I were discussing it. I want to go to the dimension where the snorks are.
Speaker 2Yeah, that'd be pretty sweet Snorks.
Speaker 1Would you become a cartoon?
Speaker 3That would be fucking awesome, yeah, because then you can make it rain all over.
Speaker 1Let's have sex. I don't even Forkast rain.
Speaker 3If I saw a cartoon character of a guy saying that every couple of minutes Phenomenon, I know I'm in the right place.
Speaker 1Phenomenon. I am in the right dimension.
Speaker 3So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go over what's on here, we're going to spin it, and then what's the? What's the likelihood or likely chance of it actually happening? And what would you do? A little spin and discuss. Yeah, you know, simple minded people. You know, because we're all special needs adults in here anyways Simple people doing simple things. Where's my helmet? You got my helmet? Is there one to fit you? No, all right, of course. First we're going to have zombies, zombie apocalypse. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2You going to run through each category.
Speaker 3Yeah, so we got an asteroid hitting the earth. Solar flares, hell arrives. I thought hell arrives every moment.
Speaker 1I woke up Like Satan comes up like he's banging Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 3It's usually when my eyes open and the sun fucking hits him. That's when hell arrives.
Speaker 2Like this is the end.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know like.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Fire brimstone.
Speaker 3Seems like everybody's favorite A new dimension.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why it gets my vote.
Speaker 1Only if it's a snorke's dimension.
Speaker 3This I put up there because I was watching Band of Brothers Concentration camp.
Speaker 1Well, band of Brothers, kathy Huckle, whatever, yes, totally she deep throats I have fucking content Nuclear war oh, I mean there's probably two.
Speaker 3Alien invasion I would love to see an alien invasion. Agak, agak, nwos fucking established.
Speaker 1Razor Amon's coming back from the dead. How do you know, colkin?
Speaker 3Kevin Nash, they're all in their prime. They come back in their prime.
Speaker 1Didn't Goldberg party NWO Little bit, but that was stupid.
Speaker 3That was absolutely stupid. Real apocalypse, cockpocalypse, cockpocalypse. Everyone run for cover. It's a cockpocalypse.
Speaker 2Swing a dick out there, it's fine.
Speaker 3So we'll figure out what would be like the worst, like apocalypse.
Speaker 1I think a cockpocalypse is pretty fucking bad.
Speaker 3I don't know. I mean compared to like fucking asteroids hitting the fucking earth.
Speaker 1I'd rather get by an asteroid and a cock Pat.
Speaker 3That is pretty extreme.
Speaker 1We can discuss that.
Speaker 3The resurrection of Christ. Is that spelled right? It's probably two S's too many, okay, resurrection, resurrection.
Speaker 1Resurrection.
Speaker 3What I've read? Okay, plague, okay, I think we had one of those A pandemic.
Speaker 1They're kind of the same Like a real pandemic or to made up pandemic which ones you enjoy more.
Speaker 3I think I'll get more memes out of one that's made up. That's right, compared to one that's real. Okay, it's a little bit more serious. Wear your masks, you know? Mass extinction, oh, like Massachusetts? Yeah, it's, it's totally Massachusetts, definitely. God Ben, quick, get to New York. It's, it's like. What was that? I am, I'm a legend.
Speaker 2Was it in Massachusetts?
Speaker 3Oh no, he was in the city. They're coming out with part two of that. You know that. Yes, I did see that, from the sounds of it, sounds pretty good, and keep his fucking wife's name out of your mouth.
Speaker 1Well, I don't want to come in here slapping orbs and we're back to zombies. So let's spin it, let's let's make this a little, a little more festive zombies or mass erections.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2The cockpock lips is coming with mass erections.
Speaker 3So what we can do here? All right, all right, little wheel of misfortunes for everybody? All right, let's give it a little spin. And what are you hoping for, matty?
Speaker 1Probably. I think I do okay in a zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 3You're the first. Fuck, I want to zone. He's the first one. What are you looking for Besides the dimension UFOs?
Speaker 2Yes, all right. Alien invasion.
Speaker 1Don't break it, Pat.
Speaker 3Let me screw that, and I'll be real quick.
Speaker 1Not the first time I've been ordered today. How'd they get loose? They're shaped like cocks, all right, and the cockpock lips is, oh, I mean, the wheel of misfortune. There we go. Oh yeah, here we go. Hell, the wheel arrives. Can we get saved by the blue light if we do something selfless?
Speaker 2So that, like this is so you're going to bite off of.
Speaker 3You're going to bite. Yeah, I mean. So is this like yeah, you know what it is? Yeah, because that, if that actually happens, people really have to discover themselves.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like in, this is the Well not for nothing In any of these scenarios.
Speaker 1You're really going to have to fucking. They really use got to come out because you're either fodder or you're surviving. Oh.
Speaker 2I think, asteroid, you're fucked Well you got nothing.
Speaker 3You're done in a blink of an eye.
Speaker 1You're just fucking running up a mountain and hoping for the best. Now just think of this.
Speaker 2This is like the biblical apocalypse of we finally witnessed the fucking devil, like the four horsemen are coming.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3The pale horse death rode on him Right if. I'm walking the streets one day and next to him, like you know what, it's getting pretty dark out, it looks like it's going to storm and I hear horses galloping Next to him. I'm looking at the grim reaper sitting on a fucking stallion. I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1So we get our ex-girlfriends to take care of the fucking horses. What you heard me, wow, oh.
Speaker 3They got one of those devices in the barn in the back, do they?
Speaker 1Hook that shit up and go get it.
Speaker 3I saw it on Yellowstone. What Whoa Whoa? They showed it on Yellowstone, I know they did.
Speaker 1Well, that stallion was like 16 feet long. Well, I was trying to be more of a fucking, did you?
Speaker 3not see that episode.
Speaker 1I was trying to be more of a slob, but no, okay, you can go that route too.
Speaker 3A jizzed up stallion just banging horses and he was like four feet long and I was like you know, I mean no man in this world can ever say anything to that in straight up stallion. That's why they're called stallions. There's there's a little meaning to the name.
Speaker 3And the cockpock ellipse comes back again. Yeah, I mean, is there a way I can steal the horse from death? Am I going at death? Am I going to be battling death? Am I going to have to have some, some inner, some inner uh I don't know fucking discussions in my brain.
Speaker 2I don't think there's anything you could do.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm like he's carrying a sickle.
Speaker 2You know, if that shit happens, I think, I think it's kind of like you're fucked like the asteroid.
Speaker 3No doubt I would ask him now. I'd be like all right, look at my life, motherfucker.
Speaker 1Look at my life. Who shot JFK At?
Speaker 3least tell me what it was. That was a piece of shit for it. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. And then you have the 35 millimeter on JFK, I don't know man.
Speaker 1I don't think that's given that off. What if?
Speaker 3what if, like the real shit, like the ground, started opening up? Um, you got fucking dragons and shit.
Speaker 2I think you're pretty much fucking barricading yourself in the house and if that should happen, I'd hope I'd be one of the first ones to fall into the fire, because I don't think I'd want to like go through it.
Speaker 1Wow, way to give up, bitch.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, I don't think you're gonna do anything to win at that point.
Speaker 3Unfortunately, Kevin, after that admission, we're gonna have to vote you off the show because you ain't got any balls.
Speaker 1Hang your fucking headphones off and get the fuck on Well.
Speaker 3I was thinking about it. Maybe, hopefully, I could fall into the first lava pit. I see.
Speaker 1Hey, if any of our three listeners are out there wants to be part of the show, we have an opening.
Speaker 3If you want to call. You want to call and discuss how the show arrives, no problem, let's do it.
Speaker 1Kevin's actually giving up. So he just fucking swan dived into the fucking crevice. Oh my, God.
Speculating on Apocalyptic Scenarios
Speaker 3Oh well, look for the first lava pit.
Speaker 2I'd hope I'd be one of the first to go.
Speaker 3Kevin, I'm thinking of you, like the way I think of you. On a high pedestal You're running around with a doily, on with a fucking trident. They're trying to do those for a cast is rain and you fucking, you drop the thunder on people and you rain on them.
Speaker 2Yeah, but we're talking like the devil dude. You know it's big stuff.
Speaker 3But that's the whole. Thing.
Speaker 2Is it?
Speaker 3is it like now Is it the? Is it a real devil? Well, that's the thing, man. Or is everybody tripping at one time and they're actually experiencing what the real devil is in their head? Everyone in the matrix.
Speaker 2What?
Speaker 1Oh well, you fucking took just 12 steps, fucking. Yes, the only people are going to see that those are the guys who got faxed Right Right, stupid us and whoever has a new strain into Corona.
Speaker 3So we'll be out there just watching what is going on with that. Oh, look at, look at that. Yeah, we got popcorn.
Speaker 1He went on away again. Look just over in the fucking pit. He dove in the pit. He's having backspacks. He's out, he's out.
Speaker 3He dove in the pit, I mean I don't do it, if I guess you really can't respond to that one unless it really fucking happens. And give me, give me a ballpark. What do you think that actually happening?
Speaker 2Percentage wise? Yeah, I give it a 1%.
Speaker 1Minus 150.
Speaker 3Yeah, dude, I'm going like 0.5. 0.1. 0.1.
Speaker 1So we think hella rhyming is not going to happen. No, like the bit in the biblical sense it's not gonna happen. No, okay.
Speaker 2All right In like a before any of the others happening sort of thing.
Speaker 3That's probably the last one to happen.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would say that's the least likely of the ones.
Speaker 1So if you survived all the other ones, you'd still dive in the pit.
Speaker 3You know what I mean. I've been through the ringer, I'm done. I can just fuck that.
Speaker 2There's a couple out there. We're on top of that, kevin, you've been.
Speaker 3you've been a motherfucker, yeah have you been through 14 apocalyptic events and you're gonna fucking dive in the lava now.
Speaker 2Well, like asteroid, yeah, the game you know, like you're not living through that.
Speaker 3It depends on how big the asteroid is.
Speaker 1Yeah, and where it hits and where it hits.
Speaker 2Okay, but like.
Speaker 3Straight up Wolverines bro, straight to the mountains, let's go. I am a night, madi and I are fucking building the rafts. I had a fucking little trees.
Speaker 2We talking planet killer here. Like we got to know how about no, that's a good.
Speaker 3That's a good discussion. Let's do this, let's do this. Okay, that'd be a great discussion. A non-planet killer Right, but to where it does significant damage, to where more than 90% of people oh asteroid. Awesome, it's almost like it was meant to be so, if you guys realize, you have two hours and 54 minutes left until the world is over, so I think we just put this into fruition.
Speaker 1I Would like to call destiny. Uh, yes, t, I andI.
Speaker 3My last phone call would be the cinnamon destiny, main stage destiny.
Speaker 1Thank you, it's a bottle water.
Speaker 3So Now, okay, so let's do this. You have two versions of an asteroid Direct planet.
Speaker 1Hit planet killer, everybody vaporize the size of the size of the. There's nothing you can do right, that's easy.
Speaker 3That's easy. Yeah, you're fucked. Give me an asteroid a little bit less than what the dinosaurs were. Right, yeah, now you remember that asteroid hit put fucking dust, dust and everything in the air for years. Didn't let the sunshine through Time to where it kind of. You're on the fence of surviving, not surviving. Nothing's growing. Animals are dying, but there's people out there living a Lot of cockroach eating cut. I'm trying to be serious, I'm cock-a-lips eating right there now, like, but the thing is, you have no time to prepare for it. What?
Speaker 1do you do? Where is this hitting Cific ocean, atlantic Ocean, like it matters the thing?
Speaker 3is do you hit in the?
Speaker 1Atlantic dude you land we're going. We're done like the East.
Speaker 3Coast is finished, yeah, but I mean how much of an asteroid Finishes the East Coast? If you're up in the Appalachians, I mean, are we gonna be?
Speaker 1able to get to the Appalachian Mountains? Is it gonna be high as Connecticut? Okay, are we gonna get a way to get fucking hit by the similar harmony?
Speaker 3similar to what happened in deep impact. Remember when they remember when that one hit some some of that size may be bigger, Hitting Hmm-hmm. Gulf of Mexico. I Don't know why you chose that. That's where the dinosaur wanted. Yeah, but that hit Mexico. That hit in the plateau right Now. There was a plateau with it All right.
Speaker 1so Florida's dead, Houston's?
Speaker 3gone? What about directly in the middle of the United States?
Speaker 1You might be okay but what happened then?
Speaker 3Not only hits that, but like kind of lands near fucking, what do you call it? What's the with the park yellowstone? Yeah, the super volcano.
Speaker 1So it hits by.
Speaker 3Little pre gets a little pre stuff in the volcano. You know what I'm talking about. Little Foreplay, little four little little licky, licky, sucky, sucky here and there and it'll tickle the balls. Next to no volcano's dripping From the top. Just a little bit We'll drip. That's a tip. It's a tip, and if you touch it, yeah, like if it hits on the side where we're fucked you know, if it hits on the east of the Mississippi, or so east of the Mississippi were fucked.
Speaker 1I'm talking like a hemisphere, Like Eastern Western, you know okay, we gotta round up a couple of fat fuckers so we can eat them.
Speaker 3You're straight into cannibalism like, oh well, I gotta eat.
Speaker 2I think if it hit Pacific, People, everything else is dead.
Speaker 3Yeah, like you gotta, like that would I'm not royal rumbling for a fucking chicken to where? Now? Here's the thing too. Now, like you, would have limited amount of survivors, no communication whatsoever. So anyone younger, anyone younger than 40s, fucked complete just bed them First couple of million people are gonna be killed off by the people this is.
Speaker 1This is why I want to get a. I want to get a five-speed car.
Speaker 3There's a knee. You know you never take it. You know there's a knee-gin out there.
Speaker 1Absolutely little pig, little pig. Let me a, I Would probably be that guy, I'd be right next to you.
Speaker 3He's on a leash, no no.
Speaker 1No, get him, Maddie, I am not.
Speaker 3Little pig, let me eat max Matt's right next to me. Like, like, like.
Speaker 1Go fuck yourself, pat. As a matter of fact, if the apocalypse happens and we survive, like the major event, your first one kill. It's on radio, everyone hear it. That's it, you're the first one strong.
Speaker 3I put it out there I Wouldn't give up, like heaven.
Speaker 1No, I wish, I respect.
Speaker 2I mean, it depends, like I wouldn't give up in this situation, but you know, if it's like I would actually be upset is one less.
Speaker 1Well, if it's the grim reaper, you're giving up.
Speaker 3One less, motherfucker D hey dude, something Dude, I'm telling you, I bet you, I bet you, he has a sense of humor.
Speaker 2Dude, it's some biblical demons start fucking appearing. Yeah, dude, I'm giving up. I'm like fuck man. This is, it's over, I guess.
Speaker 3All right, so you're gonna kill? Okay, let me one guy's tell you one joke. So there was this black guy, jewish guy and a priest in a bar. Oh, you've heard this one before.
Speaker 1Ben just said he's gonna find albs in the apocalypse so he could feed him.
Speaker 3Like a little bird. He's gonna chew up some food and spit in his mouth. It's not what he meant. That's totally what he meant, kev. No, that's exactly what he meant I mean. Okay, so what's the? This is, I would say, is a higher percentage of actually happen now the chances of it actually happening, and being told that it's gonna happen oh, no one's gonna tell us I put that lower To it actually happening.
Speaker 2I think it's higher than you think. I think you not. That will be told, but we'll find out, you know yeah, like we'd find tick-tock somehow some way like you know someone would.
Potential Disasters and Alternate Realities
Speaker 3I think Tia Leone will leak it out with Morgan Freeman Maybe okay long she got that, you never know. That was a good reference, it was a nice job.
Speaker 1I was trying to remember her name.
Speaker 3I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I wouldn't mind in the world with her. She was holding an old Carrera.
Speaker 2Was it T Carrera?
Speaker 1No, that's a wanes world.
Speaker 3Oh, I thought it was like I was thinking of a porn star, asia crush. Sorry, I.
Speaker 1Would I wouldn't mind in one Asia career either.
Speaker 3All right, so I mean. What's the percentage of this happening? I Mean it's it's 50-50.
Speaker 2I would say I leave that.
Speaker 1I probably 20, 25% when you go over there.
Speaker 3Bill Gates, tell me 20, I go 20. I bet you, I bet you there's it's been closer.
Speaker 2Then we've and I feel like that's a high number if we're gonna like take all of these into account.
Speaker 3You know what I mean okay, what's the first thing you're doing when the asteroid hits? And depends on around is it a hit in us, or obviously you're gonna be at the bar, so you're like, let me take them. Let me take the low rack first Round for everybody. Hey, tell you, put that on my tab, I'll get you. Never gonna happen.
Speaker 1You're a pilot, johnny walk, I gotta go it would say.
Speaker 3I would say the same thing. It's like depends on where it hits who. I'm around, you know if I'm outside and I'm like, well, it looks a little funny, it's coming closer. I call you guys like take it deep itches, yeah, take it deep.
Speaker 1Would you hump orbs leg If it's just happy to be you and him? And you saw the asteroid breaking the. Yeah, just curious.
Speaker 3I don't know if I would hump his leg, but Maybe rub one out on it. I mean just so it like behaves last time Me and never see each other again First time.
Speaker 2Last time, $10 million bucks.
Speaker 3I'm like Kevin. The only yeah, kevin, the only currency of money I have is the branches from the trees.
Speaker 1How much this second, the only six branches the only currency I have is unvaccinated semen.
Speaker 3Here, take it, create a new world.
Speaker 1Take this before I go.
Speaker 3Catch it like a champ.
Speaker 2Forecast is great.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's how we ended, and we just walk off into the distance and never mention a word to each other again. All right, so that's asterisk.
Speaker 1Yeah Well, I hope that doesn't happen. Almost again loaded on.
Speaker 3Forecast is for thick, unvaccinated rain.
Speaker 1Something just fly off the the wheel, yeah one of the pegs. Solar flare seems boring flair. I don't even know what to say about a solar flare.
Speaker 2Well, it's a flare off the Sun. It's pretty much gonna knock out the grid. You know and you're gonna be left with like no power that, and the Atmosphere protection is like the one, the magnetic field oh.
Speaker 3So like any like the Sun radiation would, but just scorch your scorch here. It's like hell coming, that one, you really.
Speaker 1Can we stay? Can we stay inside and like dodge it for a couple days?
Speaker 2I know if you're like a fucking go for a couple of months to a year, you know for the magnetic field to bounce back to.
Speaker 1How do you know this?
Speaker 3Physicists. All of a sudden I got some closet.
Speaker 1Something about being a nerd solar flare is kind of boring to me.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2It's not one of the more exciting ones on there.
Speaker 1I pat, fuck it, spin the wheel. Yeah, I didn't like that one. Solar flares, fuck. Solar flares 0%. Well, actually, no you there's no.
Speaker 3I know I probably have a higher chance of that Than an asteroid well, in the past week we had to actually 3m class solar flares and Anyone's. What exactly does that mean? It's like a Mercedes Benz of solar flares m class, like an m4, maybe a BMW of solar flares.
Speaker 2What is it so that they were right below what an X class solar flare would be? And an X class solar flare are the ones that are gonna like Really fuck up the grid and stuff, so like like an X man like the Sun's pretty active lately and Wolverine's coming. It could be, you never know. Man, dna could be a, you know could be affected by that could be mutated. You know something, but yeah, it could be a more real thing than you think.
Speaker 3You know what?
Speaker 1he says it with a grin like you know what it makes sense. You know why, cuz you never talk about that. He's like huh, unless you're in that maybe a real thing unless you're in that chat room. Maybe a real thing.
Speaker 3Like what the fuck, dude? Like you're real creepy right now. The fuck is that you're a trippin again. No, no.
Speaker 1I was like I was looking for Asian hooker. I ended up with X man solar flares I. Wanted someone to dress up like an X man, not discuss X flares. I got solar flares for you.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Here goes. This will be the best out of all of them. There's gonna be a minute Go ahead.
Speaker 3Go ahead, this guy. It's gonna be a minute. You know what? We're gonna take our time on this. Hi, mr tardy. Oh, um, hmm, you wouldn't want like a new dimension, like a finding, like an alternate universe? It depends what that universe is like the opposite of this, but fucked up, like cartoon version, remember? Oh, oh, what would you do?
Speaker 1if you're strolling the streets. If I became a smurf I'd be so angry. For years I tried to fucking dodge that.
Speaker 2Put this in a you want to know. You want to know what, what his what but it?
Speaker 3you want to know why it's a fucked up dimension. You'd be a black smurf.
Speaker 1You are such a dick that's lumpy. What, what, what, why black pat?
Speaker 3Why Kevin would be a Jewish smurf.
Speaker 2What does that even mean? Where are you going with this?
Speaker 1he be. He be Baker smurf working in the ovens.
Speaker 3Epstein Smurf. We got Epstein Smurf. He's out in his own little Smurf Island. Those are, those are the gang Smurfs, the Muffelados. I was like you said, bennett the link and let him get on just like, think about it, like wouldn't that be fucking cool to actually Discover a different dimension? It's an alternate universe, but you see another. You Discount the laws you've seen in, fucking back to the future and all that shit. You could talk to each other. Could I fly? Listen, for you have to be a Marvel comic.
Speaker 2I think it'd be cool to fly dude. It's a new dimension.
Speaker 3You're all you know. It got doppelgangers flying. You're not.
Speaker 1This not so much fun anymore, is it?
Speaker 2now like but as soon as I got to that dimension, shouldn't I be able to fly?
Speaker 3I don't know the rules of the new dimensions. What if the fucking it's like?
Speaker 2I don't know what's the whole? What's the fucking point of being an internet?
Speaker 3Hang on what fucking cartoon characters, like it was Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 1Oh Fucking, jessica, talking, yeah, talking bullets.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, yes, yes. Something like that toon town. Are you kidding me? Toon town with Jessica Rabbit she be getting fucking, but with cartoon rain.
Speaker 1But we're not even be.
Speaker 2Whoa.
Speaker 3What's in that work and you get to see quagmire? If I was in an alternate universe where I'm hanging out with myself and I see a cartoon version of quagmire, come by, dude, I'm all in, I'm all in let's go.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess you know like I'm not a not a big fan of the cartoon version of it.
Speaker 3But All right then yeah, what do you want? The the Uh what are they?
Speaker 2what are they called? People dress up like animals. You want to do a furry version? I want to fucking fly you want a furry version. I want to be able to fly.
Speaker 1Hey Pat, who brought Buzz killing tin on. Raines Anderson did obviously Unbelievable my guess we're gonna be way better than this this guy buzz, killing you really fucking kills it.
Speaker 3I'll tell you that Unbelievable. I don't know like I would like to see a, a different, like A, like a cleaner, cooler fucking earth, like a bit, almost like a bizarre world not bizarre world, but just like stuff you we've never seen, like almost like where earth was, where people actually get.
Speaker 1Along.
Speaker 3Yeah, but where earth was like hundreds of years ago and trees and whatnot, but there's cities within that, but then we kept the trees.
Speaker 1Where it's a hard to keep the trees. If not, if you're living like the Jetsons. Oh Well that's different.
Speaker 3if I saw astra, I Don't know what I would do the dog.
Speaker 2This is the dog bro.
Speaker 1Come on bro talks into his leash. Dude. Would you bang Jane Jetson?
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 3She has? I don't know, because every time I see like the shape of her head it reminds me of Stewie bang. Judy Do, judy would get it hard. Yeah, judy would yeah.
Speaker 1Jane reminds me something will be on holy fans.
Speaker 2Future milfs of America.
Speaker 1Her in that pearl necklace.
Speaker 2Rosie had the pearl necklace. Fucking, Ohio State just scored no.
Speaker 1I had a fucking necklace too right, Rosie was a robot.
Speaker 3I don't know why you're even saying that, kevin.
Speaker 2It's a different dimension, bro.
Speaker 1I mean like I'm gonna spin on that one. Yeah, could you? Could you go move on quick? Okay zombies.
Speaker 3This would probably be my most exciting one, I agree yeah cuz they're running a little slower.
Speaker 1Listen to playbooks out there.
Speaker 3Yeah, totally, shots of the head. Take the brain out, don't get bit.
Speaker 1Don't get bit, don't get bit. That means you just have to be faster than the last guy running. You were so dead within 10 minutes. Oh, no, I should, I should somebody in any You're gonna run out of bullets, though.
Speaker 2You're gonna need like a fucking machete.
Speaker 1I only need.
Speaker 3I only need one to go see that'll be the tough part, man, cuz I know I would fucking Swing too hard miss with the machete. It's coming back hit me. Go on without me guys. Bye, pat, yeah, we'll tell everybody sick. Bye, we're out.
Speaker 2We'd leave you. Yeah, I'd leave you. I'd leave both of you, Like it. I would expect you to leave me too. You know like. I actually want to hear your last breath, breath, breath.
Speaker 1You know if you were being overtaken, but you know what? I got something to say right now.
Speaker 3That's what you get.
Speaker 1That was like a split second, you came up with that if there was a zombie apocalypse and the three of us were in the same place, there'd be two of us here, do you?
Speaker 3understand one of them wouldn't be all find a way to find a frequency to get this show out.
Speaker 1We be the only podcast going true, yeah, but a top podcast in the world? Yeah, dude, I'm not digging only 7,000 people left.
Zombie Apocalypses and Extinction Events
Speaker 2They all listen. I'm not digging me out from underneath zombies to save you. You're gone.
Speaker 3Kevin, I'm going in, I'm going to the depths of hell for you.
Speaker 2Well, thank you. I appreciate that now that you just said not anymore.
Speaker 3I will take a big fat steamy shit on you when you're below some zombies.
Speaker 2Like take that Kev. Well, if I was for that episode if I was taken by zombies, I would hope you would save yourself.
Speaker 1Don't try to redeem yourself.
Speaker 2Just saying I don't know I don't want you to become a zombie.
Speaker 3He's already trying to get forgiven, but by the devil saying what he's saying right now. I'm not gonna work on this, this, this little fucking. You fuckers are dead when hell arrives, but now, when the zombie apocalypse is going on now, no, you guys go on if I'm being eaten. Yep, yep, let me sacrifice myself. Shut up, do you see what? You know what Ben?
Speaker 2well played. That's great stuff.
Speaker 3Well, hopefully it's not. You, did you get eaten in Boston?
Speaker 1No sky, no shrooms tonight. That was last week show. It's a little rough.
Speaker 3That's. This is my favorite one. I'm gonna find off so he can feed me.
Speaker 2I have redeeming qualities like a baby bird.
Speaker 3No, it's. Listen, I'm, I'm, I'm looking for fucking weapons. Oh yeah, maybe building a little mini tank.
Speaker 2I'm gonna hold out, for sure.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, you're gonna hold out for zombies, zombies, You're gonna fight oh yeah sure.
Speaker 3Yeah, hmm, no, first pack of zombies. I'm jumping in the middle. Go on without me, guys. I.
Speaker 1Got this.
Speaker 3Nope, not happening now. Definitely new, I Don't know, but like we need somebody who can solder you can solder, can you?
Speaker 1we got keep him out of zombie hoard now. I was like dude.
Speaker 3I got no sacrifice myself, guys, but you're supposed to make the tank now you know what you know.
Speaker 1We can find somebody else who could solder.
Speaker 3I'm sure we can figure that out. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 2I could do a lot bro.
Speaker 3Hey, kev, you want to put up some garage doors to keep these zombies out. All right, do you get a pet zombie?
Speaker 1No, oh fuck yeah, why not? No, you cut the arms off, you cut the bottom jaw off and you Like I have enough of a massive cut the bottom jaw. Yes, we can't bite you. You can't scratch him. His name is Jimmy Gabs. It's Jimmy Gabs, right there. I honestly would name my zombie Jimmy the buddy Jimbo it looks he looks like oh, it is Jim. Okay, it would annoy me, just like Jim does every day.
Speaker 3Doesn't get bitten mad fucking. Kills him right away.
Speaker 1I would not kill. I would not kill, jimmy, unless I was really hungry wait yeah good, I mean.
Speaker 3I mean we can slide with the cook though. Ben, what are we cooking? Yeah, what?
Speaker 1are we cooking? What are we cooking? We're starting to fire Whatever me we have, we're throwing in the fucking fire to cook, and that's a sand in the story. Yeah, it's not. It's not like you're fucking growing fucking garlic and shit.
Speaker 2Okay, like I guess I'm not needed, guys, I guess I won't come. You know, like I'll just, I'll just wander off of my own, you know well, what the fuck? I Feel like I'm such a fucking con.
Speaker 3I know, I know we're in a camp together, but I just do not feel appreciated.
Speaker 2I feel like I've been.
Speaker 1Look at me, put me in a spotlight.
Speaker 3Geez.
Speaker 1I don't think we really need beef wellington and a zombie apocalypse you guys up for some chicken?
Speaker 3marsala, kevin, I just got. I just got attacked by her to sound you don't like my chicken.
Speaker 1I've grown some mushrooms down by the tree in the oak Grove.
Speaker 3I cooked all day. Yeah, we were hunting fucking people. Dude Slave it over a hot kitchen. Just want to be home, appreciate it? Yeah, I do see whatever, so you know. There's muffins on the counter. Back to the glory hole, muffins over here.
Speaker 1Mufflada now.
Speaker 3I don't even know if I want you with these zombie apocalypse now. If you're gonna be, if you're gonna be like that, I don't want you, that's for sure. Wow, unbelievable, fucking strong tonight.
Speaker 1I heard wrong words.
Speaker 3when the asteroid hits, it's directly on you Me too me too oh.
Speaker 2No, we're giving up on that one too, yeah what is it?
Speaker 1Which one are we yet to all of this? It just gonna sacrifice himself right away. We got the all of this a cunt apocalypse.
Speaker 3It's every other human being turns into a calf.
Speaker 2Spin again.
Speaker 1Oh is it. Could we have a pussy cunt dimension.
Speaker 3I just Mass extinction, mass erections well or erections cock. Aocalypse is coming Mass extinction. So we got about what eight billion people in the world yeah, yeah, how many how many go seven.
Speaker 1I'm good with that.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know From now from the asteroid you could do the asteroid, you could do a plague, but you know, like locusts no cuz. That's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1I See no, it's fucking plague.
Speaker 3I mean you're talking black plague like not on a door, dad, but you're, you're like a real one.
Speaker 1You, you're immune to it. Not a, not a fake one like only the unvaccinated are immune to it.
Speaker 3So the seven billion who were facts, unfortunately, you guys are made, you're fucked.
Speaker 1Again.
Speaker 3Again. Oh, I bet you, yeah, you bet you're clapping for that last booster. Now Buddy Sucks for you.
Speaker 1You're out, you're done. Did you see that stupid fucking Pfizer Commercer with Travis Kelsey? No ah, fucking, dickbag, fucking. Oh, have you gotten a new booster?
Speaker 3Oh, really, I'm like you, fucking dildos if I didn't like you enough yeah, if you're talking about the booster seat for my child, yeah, I got that Booster.
Speaker 1Hope he's running a fucking scene powered and he fucking drops.
Speaker 2It doesn't smell I thought it was a cigarette.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2It was obviously something is not paying attention to the show it was not a cigarette. Obviously some tidying something from the show that CBD?
Speaker 1Oh, are you immune to that caver?
Speaker 3I got to smoke 40 of those before. I feel you ain't gonna feel that if I smoke it to my head. This is a starter a mass extinction. Yeah, this is where the mass extinction happens. Kevin loses his shit.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Don't look at me with those Ted Bundy eyes. I've had enough. No appreciation RUN.
Speaker 2I feel like I've been so close over the years Like I'm just ready to pop.
Speaker 1Maybe you should call an Asian masseuse.
Speaker 3But the let's see. So the mass extinction happens, shit like the, just a breakdown of like society, and then there's extinction of animals and this and then it's it's literally down to like the.
Speaker 1But what causes the mass extinction? Like it, Joe Biden.
Speaker 2Thanos.
Speaker 3The blip Kamala. She snapped her glove.
Speaker 1That was it. I thought you say she released her snatch.
Speaker 3No, she saw Endgame and she decided to do. She's like I am, iron man did it. That's it.
Speaker 1We can get rid of her daddy's. That'd be great.
Speaker 3She got caught bronze cackling. That was it. Just enough space in her mouth for the big dick in it. That's a salute. Her in the future, all right. Mass extinction seems boring.
Speaker 1Cuz I fucking hate everyone anyway. Second-time hella rides well has something to do with today.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, oh, I'm going away in on this one, my second favorite one on the wheel Alien invasion this year.
Speaker 1Take another minute, go get it alien invasion?
Speaker 3Yeah, all right. Now how many alien ships and what are they doing when they invade?
Speaker 2You. So you think it's like independent, say I.
Speaker 3Think if there's a species out there that is a lot smarter than us and flying spaceships that we don't have the technology for, I think they can figure out GPS, yeah, so they're probably gonna go to the biggest land masses and whatnot. Yeah, coordinated yeah put some mother ships over there. Right you know. And then what happens? So do they kill us, do they invade to warn us?
Speaker 1Is it to cockpock lips?
Speaker 3we get a smack on the high knee like, listen, we've been watching you, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1They have your ankles.
Speaker 2So if it's alien invasion, I like I don't think it's like a warning anymore, you know. Invasion is no longer a warning like we told Biden six times oh.
Speaker 3What, come on man? He said ack, ack, how am.
Speaker 1I supposed to know he tried to tell us in six, six fucking different interviews.
Speaker 2But I just heard ack, ack, come on. So yeah, if they're invading, I think we're, I think we're pretty much fucked.
Speaker 3Where the world's type ship.
Speaker 2Well, that's what I would think right like sort of somewhere are you giving up now?
Speaker 1Oh no, you're working that one out.
Speaker 3Hey, matt, see that laser. I'm gonna jump in front of it. I'm going first. Dude, go on with. What was he saying? Get away, there's some sacrifice in the body for the team man. No, you're not, you're gonna trip Matt down a hill. Oh yeah you know, what would you do if it really happened, as you're chewing into the mic? If it really happened, how would you want it to happen?
Speaker 1I Guess I. Not that I want a front row seat to it, but I would like to, like see what the fuck is going on and, you know, make a couple of choices, like do we want to stay here? Do we want to go into mountains? Like where do we want to go? We need to fortify an area and then kill anything and everything that comes near us.
Speaker 3Yeah, but you know they're gonna have like alien drones. Think of it that way Make Skynet. Yeah, maybe we have to figure out a way to get away from the worst thing they possibly happen in the alien vision. They have telepathy, because then they could just tell us what to do. Think about it. I'd be like I am not sucking that, stop, stop.
Speaker 1There is no suitcase with ten million dollars in front of me.
Speaker 3All right, all right, I know I said 10 million. I'll do it for free. Just get out of this situation. I know I try to sacrifice my buddies and everything. Can I just get back to them? Get, get out of my head, I'll do it once.
Speaker 2We doing over there thumbs.
Speaker 3How would I want the alien invasion?
Speaker 1How else can you have it other than fucking ack ack's coming down? I would want it is.
Speaker 3We finally actually see some real fucking aliens who can communicate.
Speaker 1They're peaceful, I see. So guns are not blazing. Like what are they?
Speaker 2gonna have to do to, for you to, to prove to you that they're aliens and not some sort of fucking Weird, fucking CGI.
Speaker 3Yeah, do some. Mysterio reporting shit. Do some, give me some telepathy. Give me you know if you could do that. If you know, make things sprinkle on your hands, specifically glitter from a short club. Would you, if you have a pouch or that?
Speaker 1would you kick it in a crock? I'm gonna believe it dropped.
Speaker 3You know it's. It's of course it's got to do something to convince you that it's an alien. So I mean, the easiest way is telepathic shit that you could. They can speak to you without even moving their mouth, but you can hear them and there's like we are here to warn you. We are from the future.
Speaker 1The cockpock ellipse is real. I'm going straight to a strip club and drinking, so much a good.
Speaker 3My alien starts throwing suction cup dildos around Me. First Kevin me, first Kevin Kevin's.
Speaker 1Kevin would sacrifice himself on a dill can with do himself right in the hole for that one. You go, guys, I'll just take. I'll take this. Wow, you listen, you've already fucking said you're fucking, you're, you're by you, you do you already sacrificed the two of us twice say fuck you, man for zombies and the fucking devil.
Speaker 3What's the difference with aliens?
Speaker 2what do you want me to do? Those Zombies are the undead right there, the undead we went.
Speaker 1We went to four. We talked about dills Around right back and I mentioned.
Speaker 3You know that's every, that's everybody's awkward word is dill well, I ain't bringing it up.
Speaker 1Then, ben, are you okay with dildo talk?
Speaker 2I never brought up a dill I don't know who's the one.
Speaker 3He's that the one, all right. So then, how about this fuck?
Speaker 1no today, sorry, what's that?
Speaker 2Yeah, I gotta say go state.
Speaker 3Didn't know I was gonna be doing a solo show tonight. Unfortunately, Matt and Kevin have been kicked out of the TID crew for stupid comments, so we're canceling them and they're cheering about it. Cocksuckers Are we back now.
Speaker 2Yeah, whatever we knew we could wait you out, yeah.
Speaker 1Thanks, Dill Hall.
Speaker 3He's in. That was a touchdown, yes, touchdown, notre Dame. Let's go, let's go. All right Now. The chances of God being resurrected is there really. Was there really a Jesus?
Speaker 2You're getting into a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3Yeah, and it's very difficult to talk religion.
Speaker 1Ben, sometimes you're really a dick.
Speaker 3Would he say something stupid.
Speaker 1He's like you're right I'll talk about Dills than the Yankees.
Speaker 2Had me too, actually.
Speaker 3Yeah, probably, you're probably right, Ben we can get into a lot of discussion with Dills compared to what the Yankees are. We'll get back into this in April.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll talk about that Boston sucks. Unless a cockpock ellipse happens.
Time Travel, Sibian, and Apocalypse Discussion
Speaker 2You're gonna take a hot steamy shit in Boston tomorrow If we make it to April like we got, like what two hours left.
Speaker 1What is a lot of shit supposed to be happening? All the fucking you know, all the time travelers have come up and said a lot of shit happened in September, october, november. Wait a minute Time out. What did you just say? Well, the time travelers, they're all over TikTok.
Speaker 3Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first for Maddie there's real things, time travelers.
Speaker 1Did you not sense the sarcasm in my voice? No, I like to go with it.
Speaker 3So Maddie's boots on the ground, with time travel.
Speaker 1Yes, they all have different dates with different fucking nonsense. That's gonna end the world. Doc Brown, I fucking love it. A bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 2Nah, I've seen what you've seen.
Speaker 3Imagine, instead of the DeLorean, you gotta sit on a Sibian.
Speaker 1What you have to sit on a suction cup dill.
Speaker 3You don't know what a Sibian is. I don't. I guess you didn't watch Howard Stern back in the day. Maybe it's like this big vibrating. It's almost like a like a bass speaker. It's almost like the saddle you put on a horse, but it's got like attachments to it and girls do that and it vibrates and no, dude, I don't know what that is. It's from the guy who just said he's well educated.
Speaker 2Obviously you are not well educated.
Speaker 3Apparently not In the dark web.
Speaker 1No, no, yeah, Sibian, not that he's gonna share on air.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would, but no, I don't know what you're fucking talking about now. You know, you knew brand names, bro, it's not a brand name.
Speaker 3It's. You've never seen it. It's things like fucking. What's the horsepower on there that gets crazy, gets a little crazy on that? I mean, would you deal with an apocalypse? Or sitting on a Sibian?
Speaker 1Apocalypse.
Speaker 2Tough choice, such a tough choice. I'm going with apocalypse. I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3I want to show you what Sibian is, and then you decide.
Speaker 1Anything there's to my asshole, Parker, like that can't be good.
Speaker 3Now I know it's just discussing religion and people's beliefs and whatnot. So let's say there's, you know there's really a God and what they've been discussing in the Bible will actually happen.
Speaker 2Okay, all right, jesus comes back. Jesus is coming back.
Speaker 1There's the blue light part of the, the cockpocalypse With Jesus. It's like a blue light special. You know, no deals, Jesus yeah.
Speaker 2So I'm probably jumping in this one, you know like cause he's made his choices before he's coming back.
Speaker 1So Jesus resurrects himself and you jump on the cross? Is what you're saying? Well, no, I'm just oh no that's what you just fucking said. I'm just, I'm just. Jesus came back and you jumped on the fucking cross.
Speaker 3Breaking news.
Speaker 1Hasidic orbs.
Speaker 3We have learned. We have learned, wow. Depending on the severity of the apocalypse depends on if Kevin's going to sacrifice himself for you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think that's a lot of people.
Speaker 1Well right, People may call you Jesus, but you're no savior.
Speaker 3Oh boy.
Speaker 2I've never, I've never portrayed myself as a savior.
Speaker 1But you haven't called Jesus on a job site once or twice.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh. Usually, jose, we have more, we have more.
Speaker 3And this song came on. And this is just Jesus walking. Can you imagine? After thousands of years, Jesus walks out to a rap song.
Speaker 1I would do a rap apropos. I would love that. I would love that.
Speaker 3That'd be cool. What's up, bro? I'm, I'm me, I got to go.
Speaker 2Just a towel, like Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1He's got a sleeveless hoodie.
Speaker 3Son, hold my robe. You know. You see his hair coming out and then he gets into the ring like fucking undertaker. It's burning, but it's not burning.
Speaker 2It's like smoke from the clouds, it's on fire, but it's not burning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my.
Speaker 3God, I'm like so you are. So you've really heard everything. I've said yeah about that.
Speaker 1Should I go jump into crevice with Kevin, or should I hang out here?
Speaker 3Do I do. I could do a comedy podcast. Dude, Don't take that shit serious.
Speaker 1I swear to God, Comedy's funny yeah funny, Ha ha.
Speaker 2I might roll the dice with Jesus.
Speaker 1You don't need a safe space. You're going to, you're going to play Buck Dice with Jesus.
Speaker 2I think I may roll the dice with Jesus yeah, Hunter, I do Hunter.
Speaker 3I do Little C Lo Three fives all day. Hey Zeus, kill me. I'm going to play Buck Dice with Jesus. Hey Zeus killin' it, I'm C Lo.
Speaker 2God, look at this guy.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, don't tell me whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, you silly goose.
Speaker 2I think I could talk Jesus down to let me in.
Speaker 3In where.
Speaker 2Well, until the afterlife. You know, I don't know why is that? So weird to say.
Speaker 1Do we have a bullshit button? You're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy.
Speaker 2I think I could make enough good points to favor a case. But that's God. That was actually God's response to you, to you yes, what was that?
Speaker 3God? You're crazy. You're crazy, yeah, sure God, but you're crazy If you really think about it.
Speaker 2I've done some real good, but but you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy.
Speaker 3You're just average chooses and behindostal team dies when that mince wins the cartridges on balls on the な plate. Uh well, he said it, dude, and whatever he says goes so to掉. I'm sacrificing amam, than it's like I was located like all the time when my grandfather, my grandfather, saying in church. We were always there, so and every everybody. My fucking dad was an alter boy. My brother was a alter boy.
Speaker 1Like in a height of alter boys.
Speaker 3Um. Is that why they had parted hair?
Speaker 2when they were popular.
Speaker 3Is that why they had parted hair? Just wondering.
Speaker 1It would explain a lot.
Speaker 3Just wondering oh, the Vatican apocalypse, I got to do what to fucking survive. I ain't doing that, sorry, Father Kevin will do it for 10 million, though.
Speaker 1I know this guy will do it for 10. Bill.
Speaker 3Oh, you're talking about Mr Kevin. He just left after five dollars.
Speaker 1Oh, Mr Orbs comes in here all the time.
Speaker 2Wow, I'm just a Wow man.
Speaker 3I'm just a mere peasant, wow, all the time. Oh, my God Hour and 10 minutes. Oh, I didn't fucking think of a good topic for the best of oh, we're doing best of tonight. That's how we were going to end it. Oh, so I'll play the song. You guys think the think of a topic. Oh, what the?
Speaker 2fuck, we should really talk about this shit. No, we don't need to, because it would be nice to get some information from you fucking cocksuckers.
Speaker 3It's gonna give me a good, good list and I'll pull it up and we'll compare.
Speaker 1Now prepare what?
Speaker 3A top 10 list on the best of.
Top 10 Halloween Candies
Speaker 1So we're gonna debate the best of something now.
Speaker 3No, but we want to see, remember how last time we talked about. I got one, I got a good one.
Speaker 1All right, there it is how to please the music. Oh, we got it.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I'm gonna take what. Take the dick Whoa.
Speaker 3That's a Kevin's top 10 best fucking dildos. Wow, yes, you're the best, yeah.
Speaker 1All right, could you get up and do a quick crane kick? Don't do that, don't All right.
Speaker 3So it's been a while since we've done the best of I got a good one. I got a good one, all right, and we'll be the judge of that, because you're a good one, oh yes, we're gonna judge that very heavy. Very.
Speaker 2I can think you're gonna say this is a great All right, what we got, all right so we played a song again.
Speaker 1That was great.
Speaker 2It's not quite here yet, but the best Halloween candy. What do you think?
Speaker 3The fact that you actually came out with that one. I want to Steven Segali in the throat.
Speaker 2The best.
Speaker 3OK, ok.
Speaker 1OK, we're kind of late for a show Ender.
Speaker 3I mean, we're definitely going back to the 12 year old in you, but I dig it. I dig it so that the top 10.
Speaker 1Halloween candies. If any of our three listeners want to chime in, please feel free.
Speaker 2All right. So when did this become a top 10?
Speaker 3But this was well, it's OK, I'll give you my, I'll give you my top five. We get five. Yeah five is going to be. I'm in joy. Okay, fucking Ben with kick hats so kick hats is up there, it's it's kick hats in my top five kick a kick hats, kick hat man, kick hats, kick hat. It's kitty cat right there. That's good stuff. That's probably four really. All right three.
Speaker 2You.
Speaker 1Probably like fucking candy corn, those fucking elephant.
Speaker 3Fucking elephant my number one.
Speaker 2My number one is the mini Snickers. Two people, like candy corn, got vaccinated.
Speaker 3Want to know why I know twice. Want to know why I know your guy.
Speaker 1Um Nestle's crunch. Who the fuck eats Nestle's crunch anymore?
Speaker 3a fucking old guy from Boston. Jesus Christ, do you even?
Speaker 2have to have all your teeth eaten a nestle crunch. They come in that variety bag when you buy the big bulk bags.
Speaker 3Three, three's gonna be. Three's gonna be a weird one for you.
Speaker 2Woppers, mmm good one.
Speaker 3Woppers is always. It's that's fucking solid.
Speaker 1I don't have top five, but solid, why not?
Speaker 3All right to my two. I Don't know that, that's that bourbon twizzlers.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's high up on the numbers.
Speaker 3There's very a lot of things you could do with twizzlers. What gay homosexuals, dude twizzlers you fucking remember back in the day used to bite off the end to make it as a straw.
Speaker 2So is it every good. Never did that no, is this like?
Speaker 3a list or rankings. It's mine. Then you're gonna have like a top five no like. Is this a rankings like?
Speaker 2no, I'm looking at it, there's is your two. It's my two, yeah okay, okay, I Just, I just like the number one there Ted Bundy Snickers. Snickers mini.
Speaker 3Snickers classic. It's just what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2We fuck, I okay so I'm just saying like Snickers, Actually, you know what you know it takes actually know it takes over twizzlers, butterfingers. Thank you. Thank you. Twizzlers went from two to not even.
Speaker 3I'm going all chocolate, I'm going all chocolate not even on the list twizzlers garbage. It's not dude garbage. Never had the stuff twizzlers With like lemon and sour lemon in it. Oh, dude, you're missing, you're missing out.
Speaker 1That's. That's not class. I can't that's. That's new way. That's like you. That's new way.
Speaker 3That's like you telling me about Fucking the same as your. Mike's Jersey, mike's. I'm telling you right now, if you ever get the stuff, twizzlers sounds weird, man, it's not sounds like.
Speaker 2Should I go down a newer shell to get?
Speaker 1is it free is a freeze-dried. I gotta go to a new fangle candy store in the mall Levered what happened?
Speaker 3We're good, what all right. So that's another good one to Reese's. I totally forgot about Reese's Well pieces. No, reese's cops.
Speaker 1Those are my favorite candies ever all right, we're gonna have to push down. You are a peanut butter fan.
Speaker 3What was my number five? You know I'm enjoying it. To push on, enjoy out out of out of the top five to six Reese's goes in. It's probably two. Yeah, I can do a fat. I don't care if I'm diabetic. I'm going through seven thousand fucking Reese's cups of dirt in front of me.
Speaker 1Think about it. Seven do you? Seven thousand Reese's cups and seven seas insul.
Speaker 3Do you stop eating the Reese's cups because you feel bad about yourself or you're like, oh my god, somebody's gonna say something about this and that died 40.
Speaker 1No, I'm 41 ping.
Speaker 2I've never cared about anyone else's opinion, no, so who's going next? Who's going next? You go mad at what do you? Got for a top five? Oh, top five.
Speaker 1I'm a big fan of the baby Ruth. I like the baby Ruth.
Speaker 3Okay I, I probably go it's a tough choice, right it is it's you got.
Speaker 1You got the baby Ruth, you got the Snickers, you got the Butterfinger, you got the cups. Those are those. Listen anywhere you want to put them in a top four. Do you remember getting a bag of pennies? Fucking hated that.
Speaker 3Remember that.
Speaker 1Please, and you'd be looking. You look at the dude and you'd be like how many times you take to beg a pais out and throw them at.
Speaker 2Or like fucking nuts.
Speaker 1You got testicles, so many went through your treaty. Where the fuck did you go?
Speaker 3dude, I got fucking Roman Warholman didn't turn fucking. Halloween I went to the church.
Speaker 1I went to the Catholic Church and they gave me a set of nuts. Thank you, I was at CCD.
Speaker 3Let's travel back to close up about the first thing that pops up.
Speaker 2All right, show us on Jesus where he touched you.
Speaker 1Sorry, you're out of fucking order. That was your fucking out of order. There's not much. Is that order on this fucking show?
Speaker 2but so we got your two, maddie.
Speaker 1I threw four out there and I probably have to go with I probably have to go with Twix. I like it.
Speaker 3I like it. Twix is good. Twix is good. Now here's a question for you. The Butterfinger, yeah, original buddy butterfinger, it's gotta be original.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's gotta be ready. You've had the weaver one, though, right? Yes, I like the original.
Speaker 3I mean, if you mix and match you, I'm sure you can do that. I yeah, I'll take one crunchy, one and one weaver.
Speaker 1Listen, you're gonna get tired of one eventually rub it all over my face.
Speaker 3I'm making it rain.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3You call your blues in the out All right. So that's, that's your cat. What do you got?
Speaker 2for top five. Five I'm gonna have to go the old-fashioned tootsie roll. You know, always love the good touchy roll. It's fucking garbage. You don't like touchy roll.
Speaker 3We don't mention that word on. You're just don't ever mention, don't ever mention roll. We do not like roll. It's got to awful.
Speaker 2It's a matter with you.
Speaker 3You want to know why? I know you're gay. You to see rolls to zero.
Speaker 1Do you get those? Do you get the glory hole after you give a fucking slobber?
Speaker 3I'm feeling I was looking to see if I can get some candy fudge packed.
Speaker 2I'm feeling attacked like yeah, right away.
Speaker 1Six right back down to four viewers. All right, great, you like fudge.
Speaker 2Okay, so let's find you for what? Four is okay. Wow, I'm gonna go with the now and later For the four. What? Like a little little taffy thing you like, nobody like these, like they're a little sour, you know nothing. Are we still recording?
Speaker 3Ladies, gentlemen, we have breaking news. We have just been thrown off all platforms For Kevin stop five. In his Hollywood Halloween candy he went from the fudge pack and tootsie roll.
Speaker 1To a now and later number. Number three is the elephant peanut.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 1Number two is rock candy. Can I get that marshmallow duck into? Get on fucking the unindividually in a fucking weird fucking baggy. And First but not last, wow, candy corn, that's gotta be keffes now Number three is the hundred thousand dollar bar hundred grand.
Speaker 3Okay, it's got textures, got nuts.
Speaker 2I like nuts, you know. Number two is the M&M. Peanut or a kind plain.
Speaker 1No, no, you're like a ginger girl whose number one she's just full and it's never been touched you are a fucking poor white girl from the ghetto that gets like six cents a year to fucking spend in a candy store. You're like that, congresswoman Kamala Harris. All right, so what's number one was number one. Came back to the mainstream for that.
Speaker 3You guys well, you know it's rough, that was a rough.
Speaker 2It's a rough cool. I came up with that topic.
Speaker 3Well, all right, so here I'm on, I'm on fucking probably the worst website possible, pure wow calm.
Speaker 1Oh it's got the same five as all up now here.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3What I have. A number five is gay. Number four is gay. Okay, now here's the top five they got. Actually, here's their top ten. And the fucking candy corn broke the top ten.
Speaker 1Unbelievable, disgusting.
Speaker 3So number ten kick at little kick-ass. Okay. Number nine Reese's fast break. I'm not a fan of it. I kind of like texture with live, with the candy. You know that's too. Kevin likes a gummy and gooey. Fuck you. It's got the mini Hershey's cookies and cream. A number eight.
Speaker 1Hershey's cookies and cream. Yeah, you never had that.
Speaker 3I did it wasn't yeah seven like I like Hershey's with almonds. You give me Hershey's with almonds. You like anything with nuts? No, it's. I'm yeah, you know I'm a nut guy. I love those nuts. Number seven Harry, harry, the better. It's. Number seven starbursts. Oh. Number six candy corn garbage. Number five is Butterfinger. Number four sour patch kids. Too much sour garbage. These are one of my favorites. I didn't think about Reese's.
Speaker 1Take five so you, they got a Reese's fast break at a Reese's take five in the same top ten. Twix number two.
Speaker 3What do you think? Number one it's gotta be Snickers Milky Way or Butterfinger. You want to know it's crazy, snickers is not even in their top ten Fucking assholes. Oh my god, dude, they got Snickers. It's a bullshit list.
Speaker 2Holy shit, this is bad. I call fucking shenanigans Wow.
Speaker 3Snickers dude sick of the night in their fucking top 25. What?
Speaker 1How is Snickers not in the top 25 Snickers?
Speaker 3is number. Snickers mini is number 30. Do you want to know what they have ahead of? Snickers minis? Caramel, good caramel. Apple pops, jolly Ranchers, hard candy, hershey's milk chocolate, smarties yeah, but Tootsie fruit juice rollo's over Snickers.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're number one.
Speaker 2I would win Smarties over to Tutsi rolls.
Speaker 1Reese's, I would add more respect for you peanut butter cups.
Speaker 2Thanks, it was number one. Hmm, oh baby, I come number one.
Speaker 1Hey, Ben, you look like you eat a lot of candy. What's your favorite?
Speaker 3Ben, you look like a big candy corn.
Speaker 2You don't see that.
Speaker 3Well, that's, I mean, that's our version of these lists suck where. We gotta get a Good website that actually has like did you refresh there? It is oh, now we change dorter. Yeah, it changed order, but that's that's the worst one. Dude, how do you got Snickers at 30? That?
Speaker 1website's bullshit milk duds 12. Oh, no. That's a fill. That that's a fucking filling killer.
Speaker 2Oh, it's anything, killer man.
Speaker 3What was like every now and again? What is it? The York peppermint patties every now and again.
Speaker 1That's my favorite every now and again, like once every, like three years. They're fantastic. Yeah you don't like them, I do. I just know I can only take that cold brush of air so much.
Speaker 3Cold brush of air for death. What Well? I think that's gonna be it for us. It's a nice little episode. Hour and 25 minutes. A Lot long hour and 22 on Facebook.
Speaker 1We had some. We had some. We had some people watching tonight.
Speaker 3I mean bang. I know you watch all the time. Maybe you invite your friends oh.
Speaker 1You don't have any friends. That's why you're watching us.
Speaker 3Because we'd be down to zero if it wasn't for you. That's why we have to love you. We love you. We love you, ben, we love you Ben.
Speaker 1I still can't stop laughing at Tim Dylan. Can we go 10 more minutes? I'm gay and I'm on YouTube.
Speaker 2Why 10 more minutes?
Speaker 1I just pour in my, just pour a drink.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 3Know I can't go 10 more minutes.
Speaker 2No we get pure defeat my child.
Speaker 3I told you I was at the bar. Yeah, there's a time frame. That's why we have a time frame. I'll be there. We need a minute. I'm not leaving, I'm gonna have another. When I saw that text, I'm like this fucking motherfucker.
Speaker 1I I got stuck in someone.
Speaker 3Kevin. I told Kevin I was like Kevin 745. Oh yeah, he's coming, he's coming.
Speaker 2How old's the kid? Like you got a warm bottle up or something, or like what we got here, you'll put the ball on the stove.
Conversation About Football and Family
Speaker 1And the boiling water.
Speaker 3I don't want, I don't want. I'm rummaging through the Thunderston's fucking cabinets. Lord knows, people get shot around here, especially fucking, I'm telling you right now. Well then, perhaps you should know the rules. If Bjorn was around, you ain't surviving. He'll give you some gift cards to get out of.
Speaker 1If you always around you would give me, like a pizza, a gift card. You just get a cold and ordered.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, business Jackson Bjorn. We love him. Does he listen?
Speaker 2I don't think so.
Speaker 1Yeah, he probably would hate us. He would definitely not enjoy the show now.
Speaker 3Now we only have one, two, three people who enjoy it and we were up to like six or seven earlier yeah well, live.
Speaker 1you're talking about live, yeah, you know, and we said we said con dildo, shit like that and chase people Right out and you know G there's Jesus talk while you.
Speaker 3There is Jesus. Talk you, mr Sacrificial lamb, over here. It's where I was jumping in front of you guys.
Speaker 1Are you gonna take me? Are you gonna bring a cross into the next show to? I asked who's gonna bring a cross into the next show so you can nail himself to it like I wasn't doing it to save you guys.
Speaker 2I was just doing it to end my own suffering. You know, it's got nothing about saving you fuckos obviously.
Speaker 3Kevin, can you take that thorny thing off your head? You're making yourself believe. No, I will not strike that spike through your feet. What are you crazy Thought? If I just cruise my cruise time, I've crucified myself for you guys.
Speaker 2So Fucked up.
Speaker 1No, I'm your lord and savior look what I did for you.
Speaker 3I'm your lord and savior, kevin. No, I pray. They call me rain Bray. Hey, god, can you show me how you make it rain and I'll show you mine?
Speaker 2Wow, you're playing with fire.
Speaker 1I am your lord and savior. Brandon Aubrey, I only kick a few field goals again.
Speaker 2Brandon Dude, I gotta pick him up.
Speaker 1Is he still available? I don't know. I don't even know how you don't have him on your roster already. All right, let's end this shit. I'm sweating.
Speaker 3Why don't I like every time you come too close to it, I'm?
Speaker 2I'm suffering from male menopause, I think you having a hot flash since going on. You think it's from being down with the flowers.
Speaker 3No, because I give them props. Every time I see them, you're cool. No, after the cleansing I told you, every time I walk down I'm like what's up guys? Hey, you guys look beautiful today. A little drive, a beautiful.
Speaker 1How come the flowers aren't on the cockpock lips board? Which ones? You know which ones.
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 3are you talking about the flowers? I don't like that discussion. I don't know what flowers you're talking about. Now I'm starting to freak. Don't step down, I don't know.
Speaker 2Should we tell?
Speaker 1I can already tell there's a bunch of horseshit and they just want me to freak out. It's not you may, you may freak out?
Speaker 2Yeah, but it's not horseshit.
Speaker 1It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2Do you want to know?
Speaker 3now, is it gonna keep happening? What whatever you did.
Speaker 2We didn't do anything, don't lie.
Speaker 1We actually didn't do anything. What?
Speaker 3are those flowers from?
Speaker 2Well, it's not really the flowers it was a sage fake sage. I Didn't have any, so we use time.
Speaker 1He made you burn time.
Speaker 2I mean, like things been good.
Speaker 1No, they haven't on a serious note touchdown under damn Great ball. That's wide open, that's a great throw, though that's what must have been covered by Carmel's JV football team.
Speaker 2Whoa who said that?
Speaker 3I feel bad for my nephew. I do. Both of them well, I mean, that was like the first, like real real bad laws he's taken right now it's been three games in a row.
Speaker 1Now I'm talking about my other nephew who plays for Carmel oh.
Speaker 2I was talking about, yeah that poor, that poor kid's got no line.
Speaker 1No, he guys had bounced off the turf today a couple times was bad.
Speaker 3He'll bounce, it'll bounce back. He'll be fine is the offense line gonna bounce back as a question? Are they going to adjust Hope? So shout out to my nephew Brady, shout out to the John J Patriots, shout out to the Carmel Rams.
Speaker 2But that's like the first, like bad loss he's taken right, he took a heartbreaker last year against An Amaronek.
Speaker 3Yes, they should have won that game to go into, I believe was the sectional final, was it?
Speaker 1Yes against Carmel.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's Carmel. So yeah it's. It's tough when he's they're dropping back five step. He's getting hit the second, he's hitting his fourth step.
Speaker 1So you gotta be you get his offensive line did not help him at all and he was.
Speaker 3I know he was trying to make adjustments and Coach's decision on other stuff was, I don't think was plausible. I'm not a, I'm not afraid to criticize. They didn't, they did there was no adjustment whatsoever.
Speaker 1They did nothing.
Speaker 3They saw the weakness in the offensive line, which is two tackles, and they just rushed, they just they pounded it and instead of doing three-step, drop and pounding underneath you know, hooks, curls, slants, this and that they haven't doing a five-step or four-step rollout. The second he turns his face. There was a car will do right in this face. Every time he got hit 20 plus times every time. I've never seen a kid Playing. Even my years of playing I've never seen a quarterback take a beating that like he took I.
Speaker 1I have not. I have not seen him Take a beating. I thought was this.
Speaker 3That was his first, first Telltale beating. Yeah he was a true, he was a warrior man.
Speaker 1Listen, he got him, he got up every time it's like both sides of the ball Please defense. He's still he's.
Speaker 3Yeah, he was making hits at safety, you know, but I spoke to him about it today I was like, dude, it's fucking awesome. I was like, build from it. I was like, show your character that way, I know you will. He's, he's all For, he's just focused. Kid man, good kid, that's a kid. If I was a coach and I saw, like his, his Just mentality of how he presents himself on and off the field and whatnot, he's the prototypical type of athlete. What a week, what year is he senior? Yeah, yeah, good armies on him a lot. He really likes Ithaca. I think more schools are gonna come knocking by the end of the year. But Tom, get the fuck out of New.
Speaker 1York or somewhere else.
Speaker 3It's all dependent what he was do sports broadcasting army huh, like, that's like they invited them. They invited them to that's like big deal. Top-d1 dude, they're independent, they're the same same as the Notre Dame financial, but his concern he, I mean four years. You know you do four years. You're an officer.
Speaker 1Guy do the service.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess he's like a really good student too. I'm a little swim yeah.
Speaker 3He's, he's a whole package he's straight and narrow it doesn't drink, doesn't do anything. He's just a good kid and if you ever want to take fantasy advice, listen him.
Speaker 1He doesn't. He doesn't not even I'm, not even Joe. He doesn't do the things, hooligans, like you did in high school.
Speaker 3He helps Tommy. He helps Tommy with Fandall like me, huh, hooligans like you. Okay, yeah, I'm like those pussycunts.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'll be the poster boy for hooligans, I guess here in the room.
Speaker 3But then my other nephew he's.
Speaker 1I didn't say PC.
Speaker 3He's a quarterback for Carmel G Veen. He's been getting I Mean, I didn't know what to say to it.
Speaker 1That's real.
Speaker 3Yeah, to the point of where I spoke to him last night. He's like I don't think I like football anymore. I'm like, oh no, no, I don't want to play soccer. Don't know. I was like, I was that guy and I know exactly where you're going throughout. That would that for two years, or we're rich Beckley. Unfortunately it's. It's a tough ride.
Speaker 1It is he needs. You know what, though? He hasn't played for two years, right.
Speaker 3He broke his collarbone. Yeah, then he took the year he broke his collarbone, then he took the year off. So yeah, about two years.
Speaker 1Yeah, he needs to kind of. He needs to kind of get back in a little bit.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's. It's once you get that, even if you, even if you lose, but you feel like things were getting in motion the right way. You know what I mean. Things felt like they were clicking, kind of build a little bit more, firing you, and then you get that W under your belt, it's. There's nothing better like I remember with my freshman year I played on GV when we got our first, our first win. We played Roosevelt, yonkers, we right, because you guys were seniors. That year you open up with Roosevelt. Yes, right, mackey was still the coach that year.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah so we open up Roosevelt, my JV year.
Speaker 1We beat that you want some ice here right over?
Speaker 3that's. That's where kind of like football took a different leap for me, because Playing from Chiefs all the way up and then playing with dudes I never played with before, yeah, how that, how it built that camaraderie and that, that that family feel, and everybody was just like this there's, there's nothing better, there's nothing like team sport wise there's nothing better, nothing like that feeling is going to war with 50 plus dudes and you leave everything out in the field and you come out as long as everyone's pulling in the same direction she, I mean Everybody's on the same page.
Speaker 1Listen, I listen, I get where he's coming from. I've watched, I've watched all three of your games. I I hear what he's saying, but he's got a. He's got to stick with it.
Speaker 3Now he will. He will Trevor, trevor will talk to him, I'll talk to him. To him, you know, that's why I got trying it. I think it'd be a lot better to rider came back and they played with each other, because that's all they do when they're together Throwing the football to each other, running around doing this and that, and you see they're having fun, making fun of each other. If somebody drops a ball, whatever it's, you know it's almost like you got to have that one person on the team. That kind of changes everything for you. I don't feel like Like that for you, that one teammate who you're always Well, it's like you said, we wouldn't.
Speaker 1You know, when we became, a lot of guys who played in my grade didn't play nights in chiefs, we just. We started out freshman year. I said, by the time we went through sophomore year, we got to junior year, the guys that were playing together for those two years we were all together. It was kind of it wasn't one guy, it was just our crew.
Speaker 3Yeah, I remember like when I was able to play with a signal ratty and them, because they weren't like. I love playing with those guys. They were older than you. I'll receive those a year older.
Speaker 1I'll talk to.
Speaker 3Chris, when I play with Chris right a lot of friends. I love playing with Chris.
Speaker 1Chris was a great full-back, great leader that goddamn JD Raddy cost me a touchdown in a fucking Lakeland game. Oh I never forget it, my one, my one chance for.
Speaker 3Do they did that kicker or something right? Remember that kicker they had?
Speaker 1I Don't remember they had a kicker who booted like a 50 yard field all I remember is he reversed open on a 22 dive and I didn't score and rune, rune, rune my whole night.
Speaker 3So I'm glad we're reminiscing that's how we're gonna end it, because it's just make sense. I wish I was back there.
Speaker 1I was also playing. I wish I was back there. A party I went to and the shenanigans I got into after that game was fantastic.
Speaker 3There's nothing doing nothing better than that back in high school some of the parties after games were like how's this going on there? Your family's letting you do this After the game, right or wrong? Like you show up to a house, there's 400 people. You, I don't even know you do. Where you from? Kennedy, what are?
Speaker 1you doing here? How did you hear?
Speaker 3you're from Mayapack.
Speaker 1Oh, it's summers, the fuck you're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 3So we got more times than the fucking people from the school.
Speaker 1I was asking the kids today was a car roll from like what are you guys doing tonight? Like nothing, you're playing. Play some video games, baby.
Speaker 3It's gonna watch. You have school place in Caldwell, maybe just to do some, some drop zone or something you know.
Speaker 2Oh, but yeah, like we were having knife fights Saturday nights and like Nord Salem, you know, like I Don't know what the fuck you were doing.
Speaker 1I was getting a beer ball and getting drunk when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way to your first cigarette and your last dying day, hey. Obsesy jet. From now on, no more cunt now You're a jet.
Speaker 3I actually know you want to be a shark, sharker, jet.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I'm the only one gonna be a shark or stuff. I'm carrying these blades. I got blades, so I'm a shark, oh man oh, straight to hell. Unbelievable, straight to hell unbelievable. So we're gonna end it like that.
Speaker 1What are we? What music we throw out of your, patrick I?
Speaker 3don't know, it's a little difficult if I want to put the videos up on YouTube, though.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, that's the only part, that kind of it's like time, though, like you could play a version of mountain 14 seconds.
Speaker 3Kevin, I have no definition of time 14. I'll do 28 you truly are a timeless. Oh very. Very good, kevin. God, you just took the wind out of the sails. I don't know again, seriously. So two rolls Basic. I like, I like now and later's.
Speaker 1I Like black licorice.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know, I love the black licorice so big.
Speaker 1I really like the black chuckle. You get them black now.
Speaker 3And leaders I like them.
Speaker 1Do we need to put in plenty's?
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Speaker 3we just wrote them with their blue, is you? No, I said let the boy watch. Let the boy watch. All right, fuck this shit, I'll just keep going. You, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1Episode 79, 79, really yeah, wow 80 coming out soon.
Speaker 3I got a bunch in the bank that are coming out putting videos out in the brain.
Speaker 1Do we have the Canadian episode that just got released? That just got released on all platforms?
Speaker 3I'm Ben coming at you. Check out for our YouTube channel. We're going to put it now, episode 70, 74, in a couple days.
Speaker 2Take it D.
Speaker 3Yeah, make sure you go to our website pod page. Comm slash TID show. Check us out on fucking Twitter at TID show and on Instagram at TID underscore show.
Speaker 1All right and on red page it later Brosters comm for making it rain.
Speaker 3The dot com take a deep bitches.
Speaker 1You.
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