The Take It Deep Show
Ep. 84 Cackles and Quarrels in the Quest for the Ultimate TV Product
Ever had one of those moments where everything that could go wrong does, and yet you somehow end up laughing about it? That's the energy we're bringing to you this week, as we share tales of near-vacation disasters, fantasy football frustrations, and the domestic Olympics we call the 'zingathon.' Kevin's ill-timed COVID revelation sets the stage, but it's just the beginning of a laughter-laden journey through the sometimes fiery mishaps and misadventures of life.
Brace yourselves for a nostalgia ride as special guest Ben Travers joins us to sift through a cavalcade of as-seen-on-TV products in a bracket showdown that's more unpredictable than a Chia Pet's growth pattern. We place our bets on the ultimate household champion, debating the virtues of the Magic Bullet, the tenacity of Crazy Glue, and the protective shine of Armorshine. It's a throwback-filled blast from the past that promises to crown the king of late-night impulse buys.
From the gridiron to the Thunderstyn homestead, we wrap it all up with laughter as the best medicine for marital spats and fantasy league woes. We round off the session with a look ahead, brainstorming future bracket tournaments from superpowers to sandwiches and even an '80s wrestlers face-off. It's all here: the chuckles, the cheers, and the sheer joy of shared absurdities. Join us and let the good times roll!
Ever had one of those moments where everything that could go wrong does, and yet you somehow end up laughing about it? That's the energy we're bringing to you this week, as we share tales of near-vacation disasters, fantasy football frustrations, and the domestic Olympics we call the 'zingathon.' Kevin's ill-timed COVID revelation sets the stage, but it's just the beginning of a laughter-laden journey through the sometimes fiery mishaps and misadventures of life.
Brace yourselves for a nostalgia ride as special guest Ben Travers joins us to sift through a cavalcade of as-seen-on-TV products in a bracket showdown that's more unpredictable than a Chia Pet's growth pattern. We place our bets on the ultimate household champion, debating the virtues of the Magic Bullet, the tenacity of Crazy Glue, and the protective shine of Armorshine. It's a throwback-filled blast from the past that promises to crown the king of late-night impulse buys.
From the gridiron to the Thunderstyn homestead, we wrap it all up with laughter as the best medicine for marital spats and fantasy league woes. We round off the session with a look ahead, brainstorming future bracket tournaments from superpowers to sandwiches and even an '80s wrestlers face-off. It's all here: the chuckles, the cheers, and the sheer joy of shared absurdities. Join us and let the good times roll!
Same guy who tried to exterminate me before my vacation.
Speaker 2:It's like midnight right now. Right, it certainly feels like it More of a white trash, feeling Totally late. Might squad early to double wide pat, oh wow.
Speaker 3:Pets are already on.
Speaker 1:He was fired up. He was asking if we were going tonight. Bannon.
Speaker 2:Martin's on. I got my balls out. What's up? Martin Can't hear the music.
Speaker 3:Can't hear the music. Can't hear the music. Joe Mason's watching.
Speaker 2:What's up, Martin? Can't hear the music.
Speaker 1:That's not me Can't hear the music.
Speaker 3:It was me, you fucking douche. Well, you're holding Fuck.
Speaker 2:Maybe you're holding yours up Like why wasn't it here in the music?
Speaker 3:I don't know, maybe because your phone was on.
Speaker 2:I wasn't going through the phone. Oh yeah, oh OK, mr Smart Pants, here we go. Here we go yeah because you know what's going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 1:Kevin doesn't promote shit. Now patch the fucking wall. Yeah, here we go, I'm done.
Speaker 2:You guys want to, you want to hear that.
Speaker 3:Are you done yelling? I mean we just started. The fucking light almost blew up behind you. That shit's voice, sensitive man. Does he fuck you? Kevin, seems like you're a little sensitive.
Speaker 2:Maybe. Ok, here we go. You did Yo All right. Can you guys hear that now?
Speaker 3:How about that? We got music out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, benny T, can you hear the music? Oh, he's got it, nice, nice.
Speaker 3:Crazy, hey, hey cheers.
Speaker 2:We got. No fear, no doubt You're in Cox's house. What we're going up tonight we got.
Speaker 4:Every night we want better than everything today and go until the world stops too. Why we burn it to the ground tonight? What we do in life Echoes in eternity.
Speaker 1:That's the leftover where Kevin tried to kill me for my vacation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Kevin had the new strain of COVID, the old Marion strain. Didn't bother to tell anyone about it until seven days later, I didn't know man, yeah, let me spit in your mouth Last thing I heard from her spit in my mouth, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to take a sip out of your glass. You can have the rest.
Speaker 3:Wow, we're up to eight.
Speaker 2:Everyone missed us. We're off last week. Yeah, we've been off a little while We've got a niner. Is there a niner in there? Numbers of climate oh, this is good, because it's later on a Sunday. Everybody's watching football. No jets, I bet we could fucking jets destroyed.
Speaker 1:I bet we could get rid of six of these guys in a second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one's gone, because we said jets, it's up, two down. Yeah, oh, two more are gone, and all right, we just well. I'm just going to stop talking now, because it seems like once I start talking, everybody leaves.
Speaker 3:We should just play the intro for like an hour and a half, ok.
Speaker 2:I'll just put these down. Yeah, we got this on repeat, all right.
Speaker 1:We're going to replay the Nashim Vissa interview for anyone that missed it. What?
Speaker 2:Oh, that got shot down real quick, real quick. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the take a deep show episode. Who the fuck cares right now? Then we're back, that's all that matters. And what could be the shittiest Sunday in football history ever?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was pretty bad, pretty bad stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean who? Ok, if you went to, I mean shit, you're a raiders. Why do we even have to? You're a raiders. Let's just start with you.
Speaker 1:If you went to the Raiders game today against the Vikes, I would have had to take a shit in my seat and get arrested to make the ticket worthwhile.
Speaker 2:That was a tough game. I mean three points total.
Speaker 1:At least the highlights are quick.
Speaker 2:I can't get upset over that. That's probably about as many points as my fantasy team square today.
Speaker 3:Oh you're still in that stuff.
Speaker 2:I'm looking at it like, yeah, I'm going to fucking get slaughtered, not win.
Speaker 1:I got people texting me like there's a problem with the fantasy thing. How do we do this? I'm like I don't care, I'm out of the league now. I lost.
Speaker 2:I ended the season five losses in a row. Meanwhile I was pushing for like fourth seed. Yikes, god damn, fucking, I'm done with fantasy. I'm done with it forever. I just do. It's like you really got to be on the fucking, like I used to be on a 24 seven. That's when I was doing really really well all the time. Now he just don't fucking give me any care. Yeah, I just don't like. I'm like, oh, somebody. Yeah, I was thinking about picking up that guy, but yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 3:Should we fold the leagues? Are we folding the leagues? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know if I'm going to do fantasy next year. I just want to watch football, because it kind of sucks now, because then if you're in too many leagues and you have the same players, you're winning one league, or is it another league?
Speaker 1:because or?
Speaker 2:on another team. You don't have this player and the other team does. How the fuck do you root for that? It's a vicious rollercoaster.
Speaker 3:Oh it's awful, it is awful.
Speaker 2:It's very bad and I honestly, after the discussion we had the other night, I think the refs are in on it.
Speaker 1:I think. I think what we're going to do is I think we're going to scale it back, I think we're going to get rid of the Yahoo league, I think we're going to throw it out of the CBS league or we're going to raise the price. So I'm thinking to what?
Speaker 2:Maybe five, six bills to reduce or increase increase.
Speaker 1:What league is this? Does the CBS league has been the double, the doublehead.
Speaker 2:My advice get rid of the double headers.
Speaker 1:No, I like the doublehead.
Speaker 2:Do the doubleheader is second week of the year and I'm telling you right now because reason why, like you'll have a fucking good year or do like even numbers Maybe, if you're going to change it at all, I like them. I like the two games.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you like them.
Speaker 2:You're either playoffs, did you like them? No, I mean, how many of those games that you lost that you should have won If you, if you played the other team instead of playing the team?
Speaker 3:that you not many. I should have won a lot more If the fucking T Higgins scored more than like one.
Speaker 1:Well, if you would stop pushing off in the end zone. Yeah, I was cheater. I was watching football today and for like 15 minutes every time one of my fancy players scored, there was a flag on a plate. I didn't even start to. I'm flipping games like fuck, really Really. Zach Moss seven yard touchdown on flag.
Speaker 2:T Higgins touchdown flag Dude, I had Jamar like Jamar chase the whole year. Yeah, how'd that work out for you? Well, I gave up on what's that guy's name? Oh, christian McCaffrey. On the second pick, it went well this season.
Speaker 3:He did OK right, he's doing good right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I probably did not pick him. Yeah, I'd probably be like fucking 12 and two right now with him. I'm gonna cry now, fuck fantasy. Kevin tries to pick all the non-Jewish players. I thought he picks more of the white trash players. Definitely the white trash guys. You like the white trash guys? The guys who run into the garbage cans just to get them off their driveway.
Speaker 3:You gonna tell this I mean OK.
Speaker 2:So at the Thunderstyn estate, thursday night at the Thunderstyn estate I got to witness OK Marriage, yeah, the Thunderstyn's marriage. You got to see a little marriage right.
Speaker 1:The assassin came out from the phone room.
Speaker 2:Thunderstyn was outside fucking just checking the sky, checking the weather. You know how he works. Was he clothed? That was another night, I'll get into that, ok. So this Thunderstyn guy, let me tell you one thing about him. I think he has a problem. What kind of problem, I don't know, could be drinking. What kind of problem Could be drinking? It could be not smoking for a while, then smoking and then turning into a zombie. Well, he had fucking COVID. So I mean.
Speaker 1:I do those things for a couple of days.
Speaker 2:So Thunderstyn had the new COVID. You're telling like six stories, I know. So we're going to add this all together. So, anyways, the marriage of the Thunderstyns. I thought it was blissful, all right, so the assassin comes out of the throne room. I thought they had a blissful marriage. It's playful, very playful, especially when Thunderstyn's got some scotch in them. Then he comes out with singers and singers and singers. He's very good at it. Did she throw a knife at him? No, so she was very upset. Mrs Thunderstyn, right the silent assassin, and said that she's tired of the outside looking white trash. And I was like whoa, I was caught in on a conversation.
Speaker 1:Very awkward. I mean, it's a beautiful home, the Thunderstyn estate.
Speaker 2:So Thunderstyn, who was a little liquored up, he had a couple drinks in him and he's like like what is white trash, Lovey?
Speaker 4:That's the way you said it, right.
Speaker 3:Well, we do live in Connecticut.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, yeah, you're very bougie. We talk like that. Yeah, it's true, we got the bougie brunches on Sunday. We got the bougie-ness every day and she was very upset because there were garbage cans in the driveway.
Speaker 1:Were all sort of garbage cans supposed to go.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I was, because the second she said that my eyes went up and I was like, hmm, a little weird, all right, and I catch Thunderstyn's eye.
Speaker 3:Uh-oh, I'm looking right at him.
Speaker 2:He's looking right at me. I was like I gave him a look and he's like, hmm, he's looking.
Speaker 1:He's looking for backup. He was looking for backup.
Speaker 3:I wasn't because I didn't need it. That's what I knew.
Speaker 2:The look, ignited his zinger, zinger, fucking zinger-thon that he went on the zinger machine. Yeah, slinging, slinging, slinging and zinging. Okay, so what's the response? Anytime Mrs Thunderstyn would say something Kevin would have. I mean Mr Thunderstyn, sorry, his name's not Kevin, so get that out of your heads. All right, we're talking about somebody else entirely. So in my mind I'm like well, where would the trash cans go? And then Mr Thunderstyn's like well, what else? And she's like well, the thing in the yard that holds there's a soda in it. It's holding it. Oh, the, the beverage holders are holding a beverage. She got a little upset over that. He's like sounds like it's doing its job.
Speaker 1:It's being put to its intended purpose.
Speaker 3:Right. I mean like if it was just sitting there without a soda in it, then I would be like, yeah sure.
Speaker 2:Maybe I could pick that up. You're right. So in my mind I'm like I don't know where she's coming up with this, but she really has no say, but you know, this shit's working. Honey who has trash cans in the driveway White trash people do and when she said that, that's when I was very surprised to see some turmoil in the Thunderstyn estate. There's a little turmoil in the marriage, but in my mind I'm like well, I don't know what she's arguing about, she's nothing, nothing. She was trying.
Speaker 3:And she was failing.
Speaker 2:Totally.
Speaker 1:Totally. She was trying to ignite a flame and just couldn't. Couldn't get an ember.
Speaker 3:We shut that shit down.
Speaker 2:Then then Mr, yeah, you want to know how he shut it down. He went on. He went on a zingathon for a good 15, 20 minutes and every zinger he said I had to, you're right, you're right, until it got weird. No, until it got hilarious to where I lost my breath and almost passed out going down the hall. And that's when. That's when Miss Thunderstyn got up and went upstairs. She went back up to the throne room.
Speaker 3:She conceded?
Speaker 1:Has she been down since? Yeah, yeah, okay, just checking. No, yeah, Everything's fine.
Speaker 3:Okay, we're good.
Speaker 1:She's another one who doesn't listen to the show, so we're okay here.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, totally. But then I was thinking, if we had Mr and Mrs Thunderstyn on Dude, she's funny man, she's funny man, she's funny man.
Speaker 3:She's funny man, she's funny man, she's funny man, she's funny man, she's funny man, she's funny man, she's funny man.
Speaker 1:So, if she comes down here, we're throwing hands.
Speaker 2:So the second she throws one out, I'm like, oh, this is going to be a good one, because that was good. I'm just watching the fucking popcorn. That's like a fucking pickleball game for the back and forth. The zinger thongs are fantastic here at the Thunderstyn's and then we had, you know, we can get some, some beef Wellington while we're watching. I mean, if there's going to be beef Wellington.
Speaker 1:I mean it's a party yeah.
Speaker 2:No longer a zinger thong, it's just a party. And I couldn't stop thinking about the garbage I'm like. I was like, why trash?
Speaker 3:It's the funniest thing to even try to say.
Speaker 2:She's like well what do you mean? It's the garbage canton, I was like whoa, I'm like my garbage canton in my driveway.
Speaker 3:I don't know where else to put them. You want me to bring them in the laundry.
Speaker 2:But here's the great thing about it. So I come out one day and I see Thunderston is cleaned up in the front and I'm like, hmm, where are those garbage cans? I don't even see them. But here's the crazy part about me not seeing them. They're right next to where I park every frigging day and I never noticed them at all. So is it a man thing or they're in?
Speaker 3:a good spot right now?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because if anything's said about that. There is no argument. And Zingerathon should continue. Oh, it always continues. Yes, always continues. Oh, zingerathon doesn't end here. Then one day the Thunderstyns are sitting there talking in the kitchen and I hear how old is that bottle, uh-oh. So I'm assuming she's talking about Scotch Some form of alcohol?
Speaker 1:yes, Absolutely.
Speaker 2:So she, the bourbon, the bourbon. So Mr Thunderstyn gets into a conversation with Mrs and, lo and behold, I guess there was a period of time since the bottle's been bought.
Speaker 1:Oh, and it was actually a couple of days with this one, I believe so.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's. So what are you trying to say? You want me to drink more? Oh boy, you want me to drink? Yeah, he drank more. Let me tell you, that night, mr Thunderstyn, once again he dialed it up a notch. Oh, he does. I'm actually surprised. He's a very, very fun, fun man to hang out with when he's drinking. I'm surprised there's actually show bourbon tonight Wow. Well, you're lucky.
Speaker 3:Guys are coming out hot right now?
Speaker 2:No, no, not at all so starting to.
Speaker 3:You know, I guess, the second guest. This isn't here.
Speaker 1:See, even Joe says he keeps the garbage cans by the garage until Thursday evening, until he brings them to the top of the driveway.
Speaker 2:Right. Yeah, I totally agree with that. I do also. Mrs Thunderstyn believes it's white trash, so I'm assuming Mrs Thunderstyn hasn't. The only way that's white trash is if it's garbage, piles of garbage, not just garbage cans.
Speaker 1:I would say we would put them in a garage where I'm fairly certain Mrs Thunderstyn would hit them with her car.
Speaker 3:The time she pulled on the driveway, so it's very suburban. Huh, I mean you don't put garbage cans in the garage.
Speaker 2:I agree.
Speaker 3:Then your garage smells.
Speaker 2:It stinks, right yeah.
Speaker 1:White people get outside, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's usually next to the garage.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't get me wrong, she knew she made a mistake after she had said that, really, she was let known of, you know, her bad choice of example.
Speaker 2:I'm like silent assassin. You're really not assassin right now. She said that she called you Hillbilly.
Speaker 3:I'm not the type of husband that sits there and hears her say something.
Speaker 2:You fucking hear me, Billy Joe.
Speaker 3:You know we have discussions.
Speaker 2:And they tend to take time, and then they hit the apex a little bit later down the road. But when the apex is hit, it's heavy, like masterful.
Speaker 3:They teeter on me, but it's hilarious.
Speaker 1:You've never been here for a Perseco breakfast. No, when she rolls down the stairs, begin to bend her in the day.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that side. No, it's like it's, it's.
Speaker 1:If you got thin skin you can't come to the house. Then you got to wait till she's three miles per second.
Speaker 2:I'm like, hey, miss Thunderson, why you sitting on that couch alone? I wanted to watch Oppenheimer with my husband, and where's Kevin? I'm going to, where's that thunder? Nowhere to be found. I'm going to try outside drink up on a garbage cans. So then I well, I gave Mr Thunderson some stuff to smoke. Oh, and it's been like about a month since he last time he smoked. Okay, he was already. I mentioned that bottles was finished last night, so they hit him like a freight train, is what you're saying. Well, we were talking and he was very chatty, oh, very. We were talking about pretty much everything. We were arguing, we were arguing about shit and we were laughing about shit, and yeah, yeah, and then a ballet of emotion.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, up and down, very. It was almost like a daytime drama, a ballet of emotion. But it was good. Daytime drama mixed with a little comedy, all right. And then I walk outside, light up a cigarette and Mr Thunderson's out there, not a fucking word, and I'm sitting there like my backs turned. I'm so quiet out here and I turn around was he just listening to the wind?
Speaker 2:Ah, I don't know if he was listening to the wind or the swirly thing that was going on with his eyes to where I was like why is he not talking? You know, hey, sometimes it hits you you know, and that's when I realized he's got the spinaroonies.
Speaker 3:No, no, it wasn't the spinies man, it was just just mixed you were there to witness it.
Speaker 2:What do you think it was? I think it was. I think his body was there. I don't know if his mind was there, oh my god, I honestly thought I saw a possession life to eyes twirling into the back of his head.
Speaker 3:I think it was just mixing. You know like too much mixing.
Speaker 2:Well, you talk about too much mixing. It's just scratching some good old.
Speaker 3:Wheaties, right, yeah, I like what you did there, yeah.
Speaker 2:We don't want to get thrown into this. We don't want to get thrown into some fire from his fucking. It was on his daytime job as a fucking weatherman.
Speaker 3:It was like a month's inside smoke.
Speaker 2:Thunderstone smoked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:OK, just wanted to make sure. So then, after the comments of White Trash were like hey Do you know All nine stories.
Speaker 2:No, no, no but this ties into the show. So now I was like hey, kev, what can we do for a show? This is called transition, by the way, yes, it's very good transition. So you need to shut the fuck up. So we were thinking what can be real White Trash? But it's growing up on. It was probably not White Trash to us. No, it was, but that's what made it funny. Ah, but they were OK. So what I'm talking about is this what you came up with a bracket, how many? Or a list, or you have more of them.
Speaker 3:Well, in almost bracket.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to seed them.
Speaker 5:You just put it in, I was having trouble. I was having trouble.
Speaker 2:Just put a couple of numbers in, drop a couple of numbers in there. They're not that difficult.
Speaker 3:But it's like who plays Seeding?
Speaker 1:Seeding who's home, who's away. What's the point differential? Yeah, you're fucking.
Speaker 2:We don't need to do who's home and who's away. If you rank it from one to whatever, how many you got? Guess what One one, please 32. You just do it that way.
Speaker 3:Well, we have a field of 34, because we have two playing games.
Speaker 2:And what is this field of?
Speaker 3:34? What is it? Ok? So we have a, as seen on TV, product tournament.
Speaker 2:Wait a minute. Yeah, as seen on TV. So like Ron Pope Hill.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's a. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. A legend of, as seen on TV.
Speaker 1:We're ranking. We're ranking flowbies and ginsu knives.
Speaker 2:Oh and flex all the ginsu knife.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of good stuff out there.
Speaker 3:There is a lot Like I had. I didn't want to, I couldn't do 64.
Speaker 2:Like I couldn't make that big of a fucking list, you know you probably could have If you went down ILE team and shop right you could have, because there's a section for it.
Speaker 1:You don't want to put the work in, it's OK. It's all right.
Speaker 3:It was a lot of work coming up with this number.
Speaker 1:I mean, imagine if you promoted the show once in a while.
Speaker 3:You know I had to go back to classics. You know like shit from like the 80s, the 90s, you know did you get the?
Speaker 1:did you get the ladder in there, the, the folding ladder?
Speaker 3:No, no, no. No, there were some snubs. You know like it's a field of 32. I'm sorry, you know we have your classics in there, so we have a two game playing or a playing game. We have two playing games to make the field of 30.
Speaker 2:How do you have two playing games when you have 34 teams, because there will be a field of 32. So you have one playing versus the two that are out, or 30.
Speaker 3:We have 36 and we've got 36.
Speaker 2:OK, so you don't.
Speaker 3:Whatever the number is man, all right, I didn't know, you're fucking Math is in his forte.
Speaker 2:I was just like, I was trying to figure it out when he said two games. I'm like are they playing by themselves? Just want to make sure. So so this OK, so.
Speaker 1:I'm going to play a footloo song.
Speaker 3:That's it what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you guys the matchup, ok, and you two are going to debate in the winter, all right. So this is the you're going to have to come to a clear, decided winner between the two of you as seen on TV, the greatest has seen on TV products, the best, greatest has seen on TV products.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ok.
Speaker 3:Oh, we got music. Yeah, well, that does is almost.
Speaker 2:So we have a field of 36. Old timers, looking to lace it up again, sitting down on your recliner with your clicker, watching as seen on TV. The flow be the Gensu, the Wengo, whatever.
Speaker 3:There's a lot out there. The rotisserie chicken oven yes.
Speaker 2:We have a lot of legends out there. Could be out there, could be out there. Now, can we Determine who's the greatest, as seen on TV? Product.
Speaker 1:Only here on the TID show.
Speaker 2:Yes, we can do that. This is what happens when we have a legit author on the fucking show and we just fucking hit the rails. We go right down the tubes, we're going right back to the room as seen on TV. The legends first one ever bracket of 36, led to you by Mr Thundersen. Are you guys ready for the plans?
Speaker 3:I'm ready to play one? All right, all right Okay.
Speaker 2:So how did you deem All right, the four teams outside looking in?
Speaker 3:Okay, so when you're.
Speaker 2:Four products. Four products, pure speculation, you guess, on his part.
Speaker 1:So I got my list of 32.
Speaker 3:Like I had a field of 32 already to go and I was like you know what? There's a couple on there that just seemed like I did. I gave it to him because of their just like name, you know, no, no, no substance behind it, so I needed them to earn their way in against some other fringe team that didn't really make, or fringe product that didn't really make. You know, j Bellis over here, fucking great, just saying, you know like, all right, so who? Who were the four? Okay, what were the four products that? So the first matchup where you have to decide who gets in, okay, okay, is the chia pet? Oh, that didn't make that time.
Speaker 2:The outside looking into the chia pet versus the Ab flex.
Speaker 1:Oh, do you remember?
Speaker 2:the Obama, all right. So, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, if you guys want to get in on this, feel free to call the hotline. Eight four, eight, four, five, eight, four, two, one, six, five, two. We are doing the top 36 T products as seen on TV right now. We have a, we have a team. Look, two teams looking in. Yeah, we have a lot of tea. The chia pets versus the Ab Versus the Ab flexors.
Speaker 3:So far was Chuck Norris the Ab flex.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know who the Ab flex was, but it was like a it was like an arrowhead, shaped like sled type.
Speaker 3:Oh, I know where you. Oh, it was the blonde dude with the ponytail. You know, like I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2:You know who I'm talking about. That's the guy I see not TV it had like a piston in the center, where you like fucking.
Speaker 3:Love those pistons in the center. Here's the thing, right Right to my dome. I'm thinking, oh, you had to slap, chop is in there, ben.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm thinking chia pets, because they had a fucking theme song. So you're going with chia pet, I got to go with the.
Speaker 3:I got you and how do you feel that?
Speaker 1:I agree 100% with Pat on that. Okay, chia pets classic, it's Ab flex Like there was 7,000 of them.
Speaker 2:There was one chia pet, yeah, the Ab flex, the Ab roller, the Ab workout, whatever.
Speaker 1:I tried all those and look at me now, don't seriously, ab flex first loser.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right. So we got that. That one teams in, yeah, so okay.
Speaker 3:So for the moving forward the next play in game chia pets to make the field of 32. We have the micro mechanic. I don't know if you're familiar it was.
Speaker 1:I know Mike and the mechanics.
Speaker 3:It was the first, the first time I've ever seen a video of me playing. I was like I'm going to play, I'm going to play, I'm going to play Mike and the mechanics. It was the first like like 10 day signal living years. It was like a readable diagnostic thing on your phone for your car, but it was a long time ago. It was like what?
Speaker 1:was I called. Can we order that now for Pat I?
Speaker 2:think you need that. No, I got mine.
Speaker 3:The micro mechanic. Okay, versus Amber vision, night vision glasses. I think this is another clear winner. It was like the driving in night glasses.
Speaker 2:I mean I got to go with the classes, Of course.
Speaker 1:It's vision all the way.
Speaker 3:Because I don't know what the fucking micro mechanic is. You don't know what the micro mechanic?
Speaker 2:If it was any good, it would still be around, exactly and you know what it would have made an impression on people, probably a little bit more, ok, except you then agrees with the ambrivision, ok all right. Who doesn't want to go fucking driving at nighttime with glasses, so we don't have to see the halos? Exactly, ok, I feel like a Navy SEAL wearing those. Let's go, all right, so we have we have team amber vision.
Speaker 3:We now have the official field of 32.
Speaker 2:Amber vision.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a porn only fans page. Our, our first match up. Amber puts them on before she does her work. So OK, so we have. We have the chia pets and amber vision moving on.
Speaker 3:Moving into the field of 32.
Speaker 1:Field of 32.
Speaker 2:They're going to be now this pretty much. They're going to be playing the top seeds. So who are your top?
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, you get your seven eighths in there in a playing game, you know, and there's no. This is where Kevin's lack of preparation is going to be like. I'm just giving you guys the matchups further in, ok.
Speaker 2:And what are we doing with those?
Speaker 3:They're, they're advancing.
Speaker 2:But what are their seats? It's kind of important.
Speaker 3:OK. Ok, we're going to go with a.
Speaker 1:Winner moves on, loser hits the oven.
Speaker 3:I guess I guess an eight one here, this we're, we're, we're field of 32. Eight one, you know, for a bracket.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Well no.
Speaker 3:Well, we're going to force four sets of one, 16. One, 16. We're going to lose track of these numbers in like four, not if you had a marker.
Speaker 1:You do have a marker, ok.
Speaker 3:All right, first matchup is the number one seed. Sham Wow, mm, mm Against the magic hanger. Do you remember this?
Speaker 2:Wait the magic.
Speaker 3:What's the magic hanger the magic hanger had like two like hanger hooks on either end. And it like, turned into like no, no, no, but it had like six.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I would say you would another hanger on, drop the hangar. And it took way down.
Speaker 3:Yes, and then you know it is and it folds it down flat, it is responsible for ripping off many closet poles.
Speaker 2:I'm you know because you put like the magic hanger on there responsible for ripping her pounds of clothes, ripping down poles. I had those, so we have. Ok, so we got the number one, sham Wow.
Speaker 3:Sham.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 3:We all do know what Sham Wow.
Speaker 2:Well, yes, we know what Sham Wow is, but here's see, this is something that may weigh differently for me, because we had this discussion the other day about a sham.
Speaker 1:Wow Did we not see?
Speaker 2:Ben, I agree with you, Remember remember you said you were looking for a towel and you say you finally found one, and then you talked about the microfiber, yeah, the terracotta, microfiber. And you're like even a sham Wow is wet and my hands are still wet. Hmm, Sham Wow, did it really hold that fucking wetness and keep everything dry? Sham Wow is the best, or?
Speaker 3:the what hanger, the magic.
Speaker 2:The magic hanger. Did it really do what it was supposed to do? It wasn't really magic. Ok, so you personal experience with it.
Speaker 1:I just from my personal experience, I have to go with Sham Wow oh what if I went with something different?
Speaker 3:Well, if you didn't, you both have to have a debate.
Speaker 2:We have to debate. We have to debate.
Speaker 3:You have to come to a consensus.
Speaker 2:You know OK, so here's OK. Now was there a real real sham, Wow. And then the shitty sham. There was a shitty sham, Wow.
Speaker 3:There was only one sham Wow.
Speaker 2:What was it made out of? It wasn't like microfiber shit like that. It was almost like a no. It was almost like this thin rubbery. It was a shammy.
Speaker 1:It was just like it was Sham Wow.
Speaker 5:Oh.
Speaker 2:Sham Wow, all right, sham Wow Moving on Team. Sham Wow OK.
Speaker 3:In overtime, sham Wow.
Speaker 2:Wow Beats the magic hanger in overtime OK.
Speaker 3:In a in another, number one and number eight, match up we have the you know you're going to have.
Speaker 2:you have to have four number ones, you say you know right.
Speaker 3:We have the Ronco rotisserie oven.
Speaker 2:That's dude, that's a legend. That's the number one, and my father has had his.
Speaker 3:That is a number one against the swivel sweeper. We all know what the swivel sweeper yes, yes, it's like the godfather of the wet jet. Yeah, dude, it was fucking.
Speaker 2:I mean just by it's. It's a. They have a dynasty down there with the Ronco. I got to go with the Ronco, so, and you know that dude had his hand on it, that's right. Ben said it and forget it Every fucking year, every product.
Speaker 3:You. He had a few fucking spray.
Speaker 2:Remember this that better be on here.
Speaker 3:Man was a legend, that spray better be on there were some snubs just to essay FSU right, you know, some people got snubbed.
Speaker 2:You're gonna put the magic hanger over the spray for fucking fake hair.
Speaker 3:Listen, we had to go.
Speaker 2:Ron Pope, you moving on go on okay. Yeah, ron Pope, you the legend. So, maddie, oh, the rain cold, right, okay, of course swivels. We forgot, fuck that swivel sweeper, all right. So swivel sweeper out thing had fucking blasted by 40. The fucking head breaks off that thing all Time it's terrible Okay fucking rotisserie chickens were thrown on the court.
Speaker 3:Okay, we have it. Our next matchup, you ready?
Speaker 1:okay the, the number two seated, george, form and grill, oh oh going way back to one of the very original as seen on TV products. Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2:Against another we should have music in the background.
Speaker 3:Nice. Perfect against another original playing winner amber vision, night vision glasses.
Speaker 1:I mean, do you know how many times those amber vision glasses saved amber's eyesight?
Speaker 2:I got to go for me for men grill for me for me. Moving on, dude, he has every child named after him. This is long, this is good.
Speaker 3:Nice can't root against George form now, nice, you're gonna keep this going yeah, no, awesome.
Speaker 1:Oh, ben wanted an provision on that.
Speaker 2:No, fuck you, ben. We also let me decide. Okay, we have. We're like the college football, let's see who we can fuck our next matchup, florida State they're out is the die master.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, against the tap light.
Speaker 1:I thai master Suzanne summer's thighs.
Speaker 2:Man, suzanne summer's summer's thighs are gonna go forward dude, I got to go with the top because the top's been out forever.
Speaker 3:I will you to have that.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing the top's been out forever and it's been fucking me 30 million other ways, and I just saw it the other day again it's. They're still going.
Speaker 1:Pat, I have. I have three words for you. Suzanne summer's thighs.
Speaker 2:Not doing nothing for me.
Speaker 3:You have to come, do a consensus. Yes.
Speaker 2:Can't go with time, master. You just thinking of thighs. I'm thinking of prop. Well, that that is a product. It certainly was those thighs. Yeah, back in the day.
Speaker 2:So we're gonna go with the, we're gonna go with the vote from the, the fans, oh, ben Ben, vote first and vote. So we have the thigh masters. You got lower this musical a bit. Thigh masters, or the tap light versus the tap lights. Yep, he's gonna go. I already know what he's gonna go with. He's gonna go opposite of me and he's gonna say the thai master.
Speaker 3:I think if Ben is the.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry for fucking just saying that you're the fucking man. Tap light for his own. Yeah, he's going product the first upset it tonight. That's the first upset. What was that to? That was to 277 seven over overtakes the two. The tap light. I got to go home and rub one out to Suzanne summer's just pay my respects. Thank you, ben Travers, on that oh all right.
Speaker 3:Next matchup oh is the slap chop, oh, against the gator grip socket. Oh, slap chop against gator grip socket.
Speaker 2:Chop. I Gotta go slap chop on that one. Yeah, do the gator grip socket is shit.
Speaker 3:I said there would be some tough decisions to oh.
Speaker 1:That's right, ben slap, chop all day, it's he.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as much as I like the gator grip, gotta go slap chop, because next you know you're making recipes You've never made before. Slap chop. Legendary in everybody's house.
Speaker 1:Till it broke. I mean you should have the salad chopped till it fucking broke and it didn't it didn't fucking pop back up.
Speaker 2:No, and you have to go to shit away. Yeah, order it again lasted like three thrusts next matchup All right, what do we got here? What's eating?
Speaker 3:We got a, we get a nine, kind of like your first sexual experience a 914, now 914.
Speaker 2:I thought we're doing one through eight. I Don't know how we got here. We have we have a phone.
Speaker 3:Wait, we have phone in.
Speaker 2:One second. This should be working.
Speaker 3:We'll call you right back, hello. Oh we got it one nice call back.
Speaker 2:Hello, take a deep show.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't, I can't keep typing on this shit, I gotta get it on.
Speaker 2:This is why we this is this is great. So we have our number one fan, ben Travers, joining us.
Speaker 3:Nice, he's gonna join the board and he will be the decide.
Speaker 2:Oh, if there's a controversy then we can attack him if he decides on the wrong side. I agree, okay, good, he's the speaker of the show. It's wanted to make sure he's a man of the people. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Ben Travers to the show by the people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, next matchup is the magic bullet oh done Versus the snuggie.
Speaker 2:Fuck the snuggie dude. Magic bullet all day. I gotta go snuggie. So stupid Cuz I mean miss Thunderstone was wearing one the other day. They're warm.
Speaker 3:Listen. Hey, they made the tournament, man, they're. They're warm, ben. What's your vote on that? They won their conference. I.
Speaker 4:Have to go with the snuggie.
Speaker 2:Well, fucking asshole, what did you go with? I went with the Magic bullet. Magic bullet, sorry, ben. The magic bullets, I love those. Those vibrators, those are great. You're talking about the vibrators, right?
Speaker 1:the magic bullet Maybe no, pat, have you ever heard of the, the snuggies far off cousin called the Yankee?
Speaker 3:All right, next matchup. All right, we have the euro sealer. You know what this was, euro sealer.
Speaker 1:That's the cry back to cry back machine cry back the vacuum bag.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh, for the food.
Speaker 2:Mmm, that was a good one that is a good one versus crazy glue.
Speaker 3:Oh wait a minute. Time out.
Speaker 2:What's the seating on this? Who seated higher? Who's sitting lower? Oh, we got, we got like a 17 versus a 12.
Speaker 3:We got, we got, we got like a 422 right here and a 422 in a field of 8.
Speaker 2:In the field of 8, we got a 4 versus 22.
Speaker 3:We have the euro sealer versus crazy, crazy glue, crazy glue you gotta go crazy, crazy.
Speaker 2:It's a classic, ben I love your feelings. I love the euro sealer, crazy, what is? Oh, that's what. The unanimous yeah, you could hang from an, I be with you. Do you remember that guy? He was that shit is strong and he they actually cut after that. He that's when he fell is when they cut the video.
Speaker 3:Next, next matchup? Sure, what's the seating? 76 verse 84. We got a four pie versus we got an Omaha right here. Okay, we have oxy clean Versus Furniture feet. Those old rubber paddings, no, no, the fuzzy ones that they slide.
Speaker 1:That that helped you move stuff, yeah that that never stayed on and you scratch the floor anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and oxy clean, oxy clean, really didn't fucking clean. This is a.
Speaker 1:It would take the color out of your shirt, but the stain would stay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, totally totally turn your shit into tie-dye. I don't know. Those are two shit squads. How'd they get in here? Eight, nines, eight, nines. Now we have an eight nine and we had a one eat earlier. You know, get it. Maybe we're gonna kind of we're kind of bracketed. Maybe we're in the Southwest right now, pat, definitely in a white trash bracket. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1:Alright, so I'll wait a second. Wait a second. Is there an old boat with a hole in it outside?
Speaker 2:Oh, can we test that out? If there is, it's got to be oxy clean.
Speaker 3:Which guys got?
Speaker 2:oxy clean. The world's the other one furniture feet oxy clean. Then, ben, what's yours? I?
Speaker 4:Gotta go with the oxy clean. That guy's gonna kick out beer.
Speaker 1:Worst case scenario. Remember that guy he looked like a plumber you could throw the oxy clean into the animals eyes as they were Attacking you like.
Speaker 2:Al from from what was the fucking show with Tim Allen. Oh yeah you look like Al. I think it was Al All right. So we that was a shit game. Oh, fucking ratings were low on that one next, next, that's like an X next matchup.
Speaker 1:I can reach this interview.
Speaker 3:Oh, next matchup we have the chia pet Okay playing winner versus the Ronco pocket fishermen. Oh.
Speaker 2:I gotta go to your pet fisherman fishermen. It was not a good, ron Popeal fucking thing now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Ben.
Speaker 2:Travers, what's your?
Speaker 3:vote. I feel like they made the tournament just on name alone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I die. Honestly feel that sounds like the rich elite, the Ronco.
Speaker 4:You're going Ronco, feel pocket fisherman dude, the guy he catches like a big mouth fast about thing.
Speaker 2:It's fucking now Dude, it's CGI that thing, that thing was that was so easy I know what's wrong with you. Oh, moving on moving on.
Speaker 3:Next, the upset, the, the rolling ruler. Do we remember?
Speaker 2:this. Why do I remember? Oh, I do remember this. It had a little fucking yes the rolling rumor versus Armorshine.
Speaker 3:That's the, the car polish you could put on the car and they could light on fire and shit. Remember that shit.
Speaker 2:Armorshine's a winner. Yeah, armorshine dude all day. Who wants a fucking?
Speaker 3:really like the rolling ruler was just dismissing the rolling you.
Speaker 2:The rolling ruler on fire would know exactly. Do they put that on a Corvette, didn't they? Yes, so yeah, and there wasn't a Corvette, whatever, whatever, chemicals in that. That's a winner. If it wasn't a Corvette, it was 89 old, totally it was. It was die. You know, it was totally. It was filmed on its set, just like the moon landing, Right, oh, by the way, quick question yeah, if Neil Armstrong was the first one to land, land on them, walk on the moon. Who put the camera there?
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, by the way, phil, if you're listening.
Speaker 4:How's that grease board doing any time you take the address a while ago? Anytime you want to send a grease board, yeah, next matchup ready, all right.
Speaker 2:I was hoping not for nothing. If we had a Christmas gifts, if we had a grease board, we could put a bribe on it.
Speaker 1:We could put that on the grease board. We could put that on the grease board.
Speaker 3:We could put that on the grease board. All right, I was hoping not for nothing.
Speaker 1:If we, had a Christmas gifts if we had a grease board, we could put a bracket on it.
Speaker 3:Totally. We have a trashy bracket, we have the flow be oh.
Speaker 2:That long. Here's the story about the flow be, ladies and gentlemen, oh gee, it's like the UCLA of basketball back in the day, with hundreds of fucking titles Against the miracle ear. I don't even know if I never used the miracle ear. I did use a flow be shit was the shit.
Speaker 1:Is that why you were? Is that why you were a skullie all the time?
Speaker 2:Shut up. That's why I lost my hair. So what flow be was a friend, but the what the miracle year did you only put? Did you only put your hair in it? Shut up second my dick. Oh, okay, so so you had the miracle year, which turns you doing in into a CIA G like mr Bjorn.
Speaker 1:All right, mr Bjorn, have a miracle here.
Speaker 2:Because if he does, then he's totally a legit agent. We're not sure. Okay, we'll find that out till I'm having conversation with with mr Thunderston one day and he comes over and repeats what I saw flow be miracle here. Ah, fuck, floby got me flow. Be then Floby. Yeah, it's landslide right there, because I wanted to fucking listen to people's conversation with that ear and Joe, you're still on.
Speaker 1:I feel like you would have a lot of input on this there is the whisper 2000.
Speaker 3:Well, she's whisper 2000.
Speaker 2:I hear whispers 700 feet away.
Speaker 3:So when, when making this list like there you made it up, there was no there. There was a lot of products that had repeated themselves and were rebranded over the whisper 2000. Like they're like emeralds got his own food dehydrator, you know like it's.
Speaker 2:Just like you know they probably go with emeralds Instead of Ron Pope. You, of course.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean sprays that shit he was like oh, and you can fucking dry roast cardboard too, and he's been seasoning and shit.
Speaker 3:He put everything in there, dude it's. He's like Vince Lombardi, bro, you can't just like this credit. All right, ron Bo Peel man.
Speaker 2:So we had that, we have the cheat, the who's moving on, flow, be, flow, be the flow be moving on next matchup.
Speaker 3:Next matchup is the forearm forklift straps. Right, you familiar with these.
Speaker 2:They were do like the refrigerators and shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, against the Arctic air air conditioner. It was like a little shoebox size little air conditioner thing.
Speaker 1:I Love to hear from big Billy, because I'm sure he used those straps where he was moving or doing something else, moving something with those.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't even know that's a. That's another shit matchup right there. Whoever, whoever the who's ever on this committee that did to see voted these teams in man, well, a lot of people pretty close to being as bad as Florida State.
Speaker 3:Lots of issues with C D committees lately, so we see that.
Speaker 2:I, I Gotta go with the, the AC, I agree. Wow, what about you, ben I?
Speaker 4:Don't even know what the floor on forklift cool, so we're going with the AC.
Speaker 3:Yeah okay, they were second time you ever brought that up to me that you used in tandem with like another person, to like lift, like a washing machine and like just like big heavy things. But anyway, okay, alrighty, moving on.
Speaker 4:Well, that's all based on physics, that's easy. So yeah, the AC it is.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right. So next We've had the Ronco rotisserie, now we have the Ronco food dehydrator. Versus Going up against the pocket hose, the who the. That's the hose that, when you turn the water on like it grew like three.
Speaker 4:Okay, I honestly thought you were talking about hose that go in your pocket yeah those chicks from, I would have voted for those.
Speaker 2:Asian chicks we're talking about, right, so we have the pocket hose or oriental pat or yantel, I'm sorry, the Oriental hose that fit in your pocket versus the Ronco food. Dehydrated man, oriental holes, or the fucking Ronpo peel, fucking dehydrator. Hmm, I'm gonna. I'm not gonna lie. I like the hose dude. The hose was the shit, the hose was terrible, it was yeah, I used to break constantly.
Speaker 1:He was, it was awful.
Speaker 2:What were you doing with those? We don't worry about what I do in my home and. Ben, what is your vote?
Speaker 3:Good talk what do we got?
Speaker 4:I'm gonna rock. Oh man, he's my man, oh.
Speaker 3:So who won there? Fucking Ronco. Ronco wins pocket hose.
Speaker 4:Gave up on pocket hose, pocket hose suck.
Speaker 2:I love oriental hose. Next matchup Talking only at the holes we have the Guinsoo knife.
Speaker 3:Oh the legend.
Speaker 1:I don't even think you need to fuck a fucking ninja have to say it, who'd you match them up with? You fuck the shake weight.
Speaker 5:First of all, the shake.
Speaker 2:We made it look like you're busting loads out of somebody's dick on your face when you tried to work out. You know what I'm talking about. Right? Why pay? You use a shake weight. Did you ever see people use the shake weight?
Speaker 1:No, pat, because I don't use the shake weight.
Speaker 2:I know, but it was on some fucking, some fucking. Shit I saw on YouTube was hilarious. I there's no way I'm going to shake with no, definitely not in Sue, in, sue, all the way.
Speaker 1:Ben, what's your vote? The Guinsoo knife would cut to shake weight in half.
Speaker 2:Oh, you ever see that Guinsoo cut that hammer, then cut it fucking tomato right after. That's a tough, that's a tough fucking opponent. Right, smooth as butter. Yeah, paper flying up in the air All right, we're gonna ninja. We're moving on to the next round that was fruit ninja, before that came, came out. Yeah, totally, ben was your vote.
Speaker 4:I'm going into that thing will cut the fucking skin off a tomato right, right, right after cut your head off.
Speaker 2:How do you think fucking Matty would circumcise from a fucking Guinsoo? Oh, the Germans don't use those.
Speaker 3:Please Okay, we have another matchup here.
Speaker 2:All right, so what's the next matchup?
Speaker 3:We have the chia pet, oh Okay gee a pet's fighting for its life.
Speaker 1:It's like the third matchup for the chia pets.
Speaker 3:Tough one to going up against my pillow.
Speaker 2:I Know nothing about my pillow what it's a book.
Speaker 1:There's a bullshit foam.
Speaker 2:No, I know, yeah, the fuck that foam memory pillow, cheap, cheap it wow, ben Ben.
Speaker 4:Ben your vote. You know I bought it to you. I'm gonna go with you.
Speaker 1:The legend moves on the chia pets she has fightin like a motherfucker like the Rocky Balboa of the tournament.
Speaker 2:That's the Cinderella team right there. Cinderella story yeah, I'm sure there's a Cinderella chitchat's chia. I made her bush grow you got the.
Speaker 3:Cinderella shoe yeah, all right, next matchup Okay, we have crazy glue Versus tap light.
Speaker 2:See, this is where it gets interesting tough decisions tonight. So gotta stay with crazy yeah, cuz you're nothing for nothing, I don't care what kind of fucking, whatever the thing that's going on in your life, crazy glue can fix anything. That should be the look, the slogan, slogan, ben Ben oh, I like that tap light. I'm sure you do you love tapping it a tap light, tap, tap a room.
Speaker 3:Just a little tap.
Speaker 2:He's a tap. Just go to your hole. I'm home alone. Tap light on your balls. What I'm gonna go with? Crazy, all right, crazy glue moving ahead.
Speaker 3:Nice, I think we had. We should have been answer first Okay, right, okay, next matchup we have producer.
Speaker 1:We'll quiet down. Well, you know he's not gonna fucking promote the show we have armor shine, oh Going against Arctic air Ben fire Versus Arctic air.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go with armor shine. All right, that's one. Armor shine, maddie, I have to go. Armor shine, I'm going with armor shine. Moving forward, arctic air. Sorry, you should. Arctic air was a little too cold from the field this morning, see.
Speaker 1:Joe also agrees to longevity alone.
Speaker 2:crazy glue had to move on, yeah totally that should like, seriously, that lasts forever. You could, you could close up cuts with that and vaginas.
Speaker 3:Next matchup is Floby you know, how they are. Kids are these days Floby versus the tack light, not the tap light, the tack light.
Speaker 2:But that's a flage that doesn't attack, like it, this deep into it. What the wind, who, what, what seed?
Speaker 1:is the tack light. I think the tack lights new and it greased the deceiving committee. What's?
Speaker 2:the tack like that's that real bright, fucking light.
Speaker 3:Yeah, versus what the the flow be.
Speaker 2:Ben flow be or the tack light, which teams moving forward. I'm going.
Speaker 4:I'm going tack light with the amber vision. I'm going back all the way.
Speaker 2:Tackling tack like it over flow be. Now I'm taking flow be, I have flow be, flow be moving on. Sorry, ben. Oh good, you got your tack light and provision and the tap like going on. What kind of party you got going on over there, pal? You're putting that tack light on strobe and going to town.
Speaker 4:I'm wearing my emperor visions next matchup, like having a seizure while I'm Sound bite.
Speaker 1:That please oh my god, that's.
Speaker 2:That's wonderful. That's making the board. That's wonderful. We have turn him up.
Speaker 3:We have Ron co rotisserie against the chia pet Fucking, chia pets fighting. What do you think, ben?
Speaker 2:I will, ron co. Of course you're going, ron co you, fat bastard, of course you want that rotisserie.
Speaker 4:I got it. I'm going man dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he seemed like a real petty. I'm going Chia pet.
Speaker 3:Oh boy, what do you? Got there, Maddie, you're the, you're the tiebreaker here.
Speaker 2:I'm setting it and forgetting it, fucking chia puts up a fight, but it's down at the count. There you go, matt. Good, ron co, you guys go with the pedals. All right, ron co made a 20 footer his time expired. Yeah, of course he did because he had some referee that was made of something. All right, next matchup All right, what's the next matchup?
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what I've been thinking. That thing cook fucking french fries, like you read about.
Speaker 3:Those french fries are real touchy topic next matchup we have the magic bullet, the vibrator again up against Sham Wow.
Speaker 2:Oh, magic bullet. Oh sorry, ben Ben you first I'm going Sham Wow magic bullet.
Speaker 3:It's up to you, but Sham Wow come on, dude, sham, wow, fucking.
Speaker 2:It's never fucking dry at anything. I love Sham. That team is not good under pressure. When you wanted to do something, it wasn't doing it, back in back hop did back in the Arkon days I rode in the camel.
Speaker 1:I think it was Shamrock, but we all referred to it as shit Wow.
Speaker 3:Next matchup? All right, we have the ginsu knives Versus oxy clean the ginsu knives.
Speaker 2:So we have a set of ginsu versus oxy clean. Yeah, ben, the ginsu knives, the ninjas versus oxy clean.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna go, ninja.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ginsu, ginsu wins. Fucking those who's are throwing num chucks and fucking stars that people then cutting steaks.
Speaker 3:After they kill the people, they're cutting steaks up with that shit next match up we have the slap chop Versus the Ronco food dehydrator.
Speaker 2:Then oh boy, all right. Wait what happened two games ago? Who was playing two games ago? No, cuz, I thought you saw, chop no. That was the rotisserie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's two different, you know, there's two was that going against?
Speaker 2:not the slap chop? No, okay, slap job. She bet Ben Ben's cheap it. Oh, the cheap Ben, slap job. So we have that.
Speaker 5:Good, I already know where he's very biased where he's already nowhere.
Speaker 2:He's going. Yeah, no, you think so.
Speaker 3:I told you it's gonna clap chop very.
Speaker 2:I thought you and not pope were Doing it behind in the locker room. I'm gonna go slap, chop.
Speaker 4:Yeah, which fight, but you know, so it's laptop.
Speaker 2:Slap chop moving forward.
Speaker 3:How did he?
Speaker 2:hydrate her. Yeah, I mean. Well, how much can you dehydrate, and dehydrate doesn't sound fun, dehydrate myself every time I go out drinking next matchup. All right. Next, this is what the semi, semi, semi finals.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like how many we got left here. I feel like we got about four games left.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's very we're getting a final four here.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Can you announce when the final four? I mean, could you fucking do something over here?
Speaker 2:Do you have any idea how many teams are left? Yeah, there's eight teams left. Oh, so we're in the lead eight. Yeah, you gotta you kind of gonna announces what kind of J Bill is. Shit is this?
Speaker 1:Fucking ESPN in their budget cuts, fucking guys.
Speaker 3:Right, we're in the elite eight the elite. Eight of thanks, kev first matchup slap chop Sham Wow oh.
Speaker 2:All right, now where I'm going. You guys know my shit.
Speaker 3:Let's hear it Ben.
Speaker 2:Slap chop, slap chop that's going slap chop, slap chop, moving forward. Sham, wow, out of there. She must sucked.
Speaker 3:Check your bin there next matchup Flo be versus armor shine.
Speaker 4:Armors shine.
Speaker 2:Flo be. No, we have a decision here. What's see, I wish I knew the seedings because it could just be an upset. I Gotta go armorshine, I still, I still like setting cars on fire, armorshine and slap chop into the final four. They made it to the elite eight, yeah, but they just won the final four. Yeah, they just went to the final, oh, yes, okay. So now we have, right now we have, we have slap chop and armorshine, and in the final four, who the other two teams joining them?
Speaker 3:next matchup. Wow, he looks upset. It's a tough one. We have the ginsu knife set Against crazy glue oh.
Speaker 2:God they met in the elite eight. They'd see these brackets are fucked up. Those two should be facing each other in the finals. That's a tough one, right like in two knives, or crazy or crazy glue Ben.
Speaker 4:You know, as much as I love cutting the skin off a tomato, I think any guy who can hang from an I being Will tell me what crazy glue that he's my man. I gotta go crazy Go one vote for crazy glue.
Speaker 2:Maddie, what's yours I?
Speaker 3:Had to go get you. Gotta get a vote right. Wow, this one's up to you there, ladies, gentlemen, moving forward to the next team, to the final four final four. You're gonna send somebody to the final four here, crazy glue crazy, glue crazy.
Speaker 2:Jeopardy it's all about longevity is pauses. You'll be so upset. That's why you just was had, just was crazy glue has fucking hands caught put on the car and it's a heavy, you know. You know for for smuggle.
Speaker 3:You know, for what could be a solidify the final four to sell it, a final four or short, but this match could be, in anybody's opinion, like the match for at all. We have the Ronco rotisserie versus the Ronco versus the George Foreman. The Ronco rotisserie versus the George Fennig.
Speaker 2:You're going with the rotisserie, going the number one baby. I am going with the upset with the George Foreman grill. Oh, is that thing? Fuck, fuck, it's still out. There was the rotisserie, ben. Where's the rotisserie? I don't see it. What are you thinking, man? I still see the foreman girl.
Speaker 4:You have to watch your food. When you put that on the former girl, you gotta watch it with the Ronco. You said it and forget it. Man, that's it.
Speaker 1:I'm watching it. And you fucking think of minutes and you never eat it or you get salmonella. Yes, this is true.
Speaker 2:I'm going with the George Foreman. Yes, oh no, we have an upset. Ladies and gentlemen, into the final four, the George Foreman Takes over the Ronco rotisserie, set it and guess what, forget them. They're out of here. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our final four.
Speaker 3:This is crazy.
Speaker 2:Here's our final four.
Speaker 1:What are our two matchups here?
Speaker 2:seen on TV.
Speaker 3:We have the George Foreman grill going up against Armorshine oh.
Speaker 1:That's a, that's like a much. And what's the other one?
Speaker 3:The other one is the slap chop up against crazy glue.
Speaker 2:A minute to the final four dudes. I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 3:We're gonna take the first one and go Armorshine versus George Foreman grill.
Speaker 2:What's your outlook on this matchup? I?
Speaker 3:Mean Armorshine's showing some fucking persistence through this tournament. Here they, they have just like really gone leaps and bounds being a lot because they're lighting shit on fire catch. They've been on fire. You can literally bet on fire.
Speaker 4:dude, I'm George, I'm all the way. Oh, he's already got a vote.
Speaker 2:Wow, armorshine. Well, if it all comes down to it, I'm thinking about the end of days, and if I had Armorshine out in the woods, I could light that on fire and said shit on fire and cook shit with it. I Know electricity. Unfortunately, I would not have the George Foreman grill working. They're very true, it's a toss up, maddie. What is yours? What happened? What is that? Something to attack you? What just happened here? You're seeing shit.
Speaker 1:I was just something just crawled across the table when, underneath the table, what. Yeah, how big was it Digging off? What the fuck was it?
Speaker 2:How did you not see what it was?
Speaker 3:Well, I see you, dude, it's right by the fucking black wire. What is it? It's a bug. It's bug, relax man.
Speaker 1:It's a little you, I didn't run out of room.
Speaker 2:I'm talking like a fucking snake or a spirit when fucking flying across.
Speaker 1:I mean Jesus, fucking Christ. I mean, could we get someone to clean this fucking place up? What kind of white trash shit.
Speaker 2:So we have. We have. What was the what's the matter?
Speaker 1:show.
Speaker 2:Armorshine versus versus the foreman. We have been going with Armorshine. I'm a time a toss up right now.
Speaker 1:I personally think Ben just picked Armorshine because he's pissed at the form and won against Duronco.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, you think there's some pretty much, Maddie. What's your vote?
Speaker 1:I'm going, I gotta go with over liable George, form and grow.
Speaker 3:Sending a team to the finals right here, Pat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's gonna. Yeah, you know what? Just because if I was dying out there in the woods with no electricity, but I did have Armorshine, because I'm sure there's gonna be some found, but you had to have some chemical light shit on fire. Yeah, you know you guys could use that fire to eat my food, going with Armorshine, armorshine, moving forward.
Speaker 3:Okay, just to let you know they didn't light Armorshine on fire. Armorshine protected stuff from.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but still there's chemicals in there. Moving on no electricity Um slap chop oh oh versus crazy oh my god, this could be the greatest final four matchup of all time.
Speaker 3:Slap, chop versus crazy versus the crazy glues.
Speaker 2:Those guys huffin and puffin that crazy glue. They're crazy. They are crazy, yeah, but slap chop will fucking kill you until it breaks Ben, what is your? What your foot? You got the slap chop sword. The crazy glues go moving forward.
Speaker 4:Well, in honor of Vince from flap chop, I'm going flap chop. You got to give a shout out to Vince from flap chop the guy hanging from the beam.
Speaker 2:Now it's no, I'm thinking I'm crazy.
Speaker 4:This is the guy that had the little headset on. You had the headset on. He was the guy that did the flap chop yeah.
Speaker 1:Maddie, what's your vote? Going crazy glue all the.
Speaker 3:It's down to you again. I mean crazy glues put a lot of fire. I don't know if they have the stonema to stay in this tournament. They're old.
Speaker 2:You know what, but they stick around, but they stick around and they last forever. Slap, chop. I mean you can only get like 10 thrust out of it. It's not gonna last you long.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like that unfortunately, I feel like their steam is run out with them. It's kind of like pad on and his prom, yeah, 10 thrust, and that was a man. When I'm done and I'm tired, but what helped me through it? Crazy glue, crazy moving forward. Sorry, lap chop, sorry, slap chop. Okay, you guys, you guys played well, gave up a fight and we have the finals.
Speaker 3:I know the Ron Popeel camp is, is not?
Speaker 2:Ron Popeel could suck it. They're the FSU of the tournament right now. We got charged. This thing it's dead already. It's dead. How the fuck is that possible? So we have a final. So we have a final for the national championship, right, I've, as seen on TV, seen on TV.
Speaker 3:We worked through it right here. We have crazy glue. We have crazy glue Versus armor shine versus armor shine.
Speaker 2:This is a legendary matchup. Well, both highly fucking toxic chemicals, both. Both are legends in their own this transcends the as seen on TV products. Now they're going against each other. It's like the fucking Megalodon versus a you know dinosaur. He was a dinosaur, but you know what I mean. I understand how, ben, this is a tough matchup. How do you feel about crazy clues versus armor shots?
Speaker 4:You know I'm having a tough time because you know, with crazy glue you can put that handle right back on your mug. You can hang from an I-beam yeah, you could do all sorts of crazy. I don't eat crazy things, but I don't know if you can protect your Corvette from a fire. Yeah, but I'm so man.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Do you have a Corvette?
Speaker 3:It's highly impressive, you know? No, it's a protective way.
Speaker 2:Here's what I heard, though. This is the hubbub that's going on behind the scenes in the locker room. Armour shine will not protect you from COVID. Oh, wow, really. So, yeah, that's the, that's the hubbub that's going on. Right, this is. This is big news. Crazy, crazy glue you can fucking crazy. Glue your nose and your mouth shut and guess what, you ain't getting sick.
Speaker 3:Maybe True, very true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, give it a take, buddy, like heaven does. After you know a few tugs you get, you know a couple of chap lips and you bleed in a little bit. Guess what. You're good again. But you know what? The crazy glue will close the cuts. This is true, and I heard it's 99.9% effective towards COVID Ben. What's your vote?
Speaker 4:Well, I boy, this is tough when I'm telling you. The pressure is here, but I think the four of us are going to go on.
Speaker 1:Really Armour shine, armour shine.
Speaker 4:Wow, wow Armour shine, coming out swinging in the first 10.
Speaker 3:We know you'll be oh, I'm so, oh, I'm so you'll be dead in an outbreak.
Speaker 2:You know this. Who are you taking?
Speaker 1:This is the finals you got to put a vote in. I mean what?
Speaker 3:I mean honestly, like I did not expect these two to be showing down in finals. I was what did you have? What did you have for a championship?
Speaker 2:I was what did your bracket show?
Speaker 1:I would have the 14 of them, I would have thought Popeal would have made one no.
Speaker 2:You know, you know it's it's, it's time for the little man on campus to. I mean, I would have to.
Speaker 3:I would have to lean crazy glue and you know just like they. They fought so hard up until this point. You know, and they're still fighting A lot of tradition there. What sucks is all their fans are.
Speaker 2:Their hands are glued together, so they can't even clap when somebody scores, are you sure that's crazy glue. This is what I was told behind the scenes. But then I saw Gisby was running. But yeah, I mean, that's where I would.
Speaker 3:I'm like Vegas is leaning crazy. Yeah, I would. What was the line on this? It was a three to two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, very, very low.
Speaker 3:The spread. What was the spread? We had short odds, yeah. It's a two and a half points. I heard yeah, what do you what?
Speaker 2:do you guys think here?
Speaker 3:We got. We got one vote for Armorshine. The finals I got to go crazy glue.
Speaker 2:Oh, I said no, no, I got crazy glue in my room right now. We got one, I got crazy glue. No, no, I got crazy glue in my room right now.
Speaker 3:We got one, I was one, we have Matthew.
Speaker 1:I've had crazy glue from the beginning. I'm sticking with crazy, crazy, crazy.
Speaker 2:When's the national championship?
Speaker 3:is our champion of as seen on as in our TV products.
Speaker 1:Shout out to what was it? Flex all, what's? What's the one that you could seal the boat with? Yeah, what was?
Speaker 3:that Flex seal.
Speaker 2:Flex seal Seal.
Speaker 3:Flex seal was on there.
Speaker 1:They'd lost to flex early Flex seal was not in there.
Speaker 3:No, you lost early.
Speaker 1:Flex seal was not in there.
Speaker 2:They weren't even in there.
Speaker 3:They were. They were not in there, Dude. They were crossed off.
Speaker 4:Oh, they fight again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't remember.
Speaker 2:It's not even there, dude, it's fucking like you crossed them off and they weren't supposed to be crossed off.
Speaker 3:Dude, it's right there.
Speaker 2:Who were they playing against?
Speaker 3:It was early, man, they lost early. This guy puts his brackets together. It's crazy, dude. They lost early.
Speaker 2:It was. I don't think they should have. There was some.
Speaker 5:There was some other stuff that should have been in there.
Speaker 2:Atch a sketch no that's not it.
Speaker 4:I'm putting in an appeal. I'm putting in an appeal. I'm putting in an appeal Flex seal, will one all day long. I'm appealing this. Yeah, flex. I mean no way. What about?
Speaker 1:I mean, how the fuck do you not vote for something that could seal a?
Speaker 2:boat with a hole in it.
Speaker 3:Totally yeah dude it was.
Speaker 2:They can put a lot of money they could put a screen on a submarine and spray with flex seal and guess what that submarine is going down. It was crossed off, it was said Just like those Oriental Holes, just like that fucking boat looking for the Titanic.
Speaker 3:It was said it was crossed off. Go to the oh. Go back to the archives.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I'm going to have to re-listen to that because I do not remember flex seal. I think I do. I don't either, and Ben doesn't, and Ben is usually sides with you, listen like I would, because I vote for flex seal all day long.
Speaker 3:OK, so like, if you do the math, like the amount of things I had here, we wouldn't have got to a final game without them being part of it.
Speaker 2:Especially if you're in a bracket of 17 versus 22.
Speaker 3:They were done early. I forget who they played.
Speaker 2:Obviously.
Speaker 3:You know we'll figure it out on the re-listen, you know.
Speaker 2:Well, just to recap the, Because I would have seen on. Tv tournament that just lasted an hour and 20. Did it really?
Speaker 3:last.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's pretty long, or about an hour.
Speaker 1:It's a lot of product.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a good time. A lot of product, a lot of research involved. The winner and national champion forever, forever, crazy, crazy. Well, you can fix anything.
Speaker 3:I'm shocked Armor shine went so far.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me too I am. I think we were just I think we were turned down by the fire. They run fine, they got, they got hot quick.
Speaker 4:No, that was the thing. Yeah, the wonder of chemistry. This is true chemistry.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you. And the reason why crazy glue? Because over time, remember when it was in like that fucking tube, you got to roll up and now it's in like a low They've. They've advanced to a different level, yeah, of course, to where that shit's still out and I can fix anything with it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but with crazy glue you get you know five or six squirts and then you're done. The tube is done. You need shine.
Speaker 2:You know how many squirts are you getting when you're done? Oh, I'm just, you're like one squirt and mouth.
Speaker 3:Look, I get one good one yeah.
Speaker 1:Just for God's sake, something is not a dribble Fucking.
Speaker 2:Your shit comes out like paste right now. Ben so settle down oh like crazy glue.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, my shit's nipped. There's nothing sticky there, fuck it.
Speaker 2:What science class did you get done then?
Speaker 1:Do you get snipped?
Speaker 3:That's what he said.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you, just, you just soon out, you just soon out.
Speaker 2:Both. Did you do that at home yourself? Was there like an at home kit? I seen on TV the ad home vasectomy kit Pope, he'll, pope, he'll vasectomy kit.
Speaker 1:It's actually from Ron Kovasek to me Get Ron.
Speaker 2:Cut it and forget it. Ron Co comes out of the bag with scissors and then, after he's done, he sprays your balls with that thing to make air again. One match a scissor, that's it. I'll take the Ron Pope, he'll vasectomy Coming out next month.
Speaker 4:When the commercial's coming out next month the one, you see it you can say hey, you know what? I know that guy laying on that table.
Speaker 2:I do not want to see that commercial, ever, ever. So we have the winner crazy glue.
Speaker 3:Shocker, I didn't think it's.
Speaker 2:I didn't, it's a legend. Crazy glue is legendary.
Speaker 1:Flexioling gets swept under the rug. I think totally.
Speaker 2:I feel like I think the mob was involved in this fucking bracket.
Speaker 1:I get swept under the rug Some somebody was caught shaving fucking points you know what I think flexio was made in in Europe, and we all know how some people feel.
Speaker 2:Some of that stuff.
Speaker 4:Well, well, well, well. I heard flexiol was used to keep the ovens extra tight for fuel efficiency. He kept the heat in. It's a bit.
Speaker 2:That was a good one. Ben, that was a very, very good one.
Speaker 1:Well, thank you for the brackets, Adolf Flexiol.
Speaker 2:The only seal that seals hot ovens. Brutee, brutee, it's kind of good.
Speaker 1:All right, let's stop being trashy, ok.
Speaker 2:No, because that's the only Listen I will be trashy. We got to go get some garbage cans first to make sure they're down here. Keep that shit outside by the garage. Well, I mean, I don't know about you guys, but it's good enough for me. I'm pretty sure. I'm going to be out in 20.
Speaker 3:Thank you, Ben the worst bracket of all time.
Speaker 2:I was kind of fun man. Next time we need some. We need an actual bracket, bracket.
Speaker 3:Well, it's well, we know we'll talk to like fucking corporate. See what we can get, you know, like some poster board or something. I know, I don't know, I mean Dude dirty, two fucking team 16 on one side, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2:One side, that's pretty easy. I'll make the bracket. I'll make the bracket. You fill it in. How about we do that? How can we do it? Can we do another bracket?
Speaker 3:Bracket allergy of what we have to figure out something different. What do you want to do? Well, we actually plan in a new show.
Speaker 2:We should do a bracket allergy on like this is like the best of, but that Got a good allergy of the best of.
Speaker 3:But I need a history of the best of.
Speaker 2:And, like fucking, you can think of anything.
Speaker 3:I don't know. It seems like the most vaguest fucking thing ever Just like your current ones. Like like a bracket of the best of best of what the fuck does that even mean man?
Speaker 2:Best of cartoons, like you with me, ben, maybe we could maybe we do a bracket at a best sandwich, bracket you still bet Best sandwich bracket, you could do the best cartoons bracket, you could do the best fucking guitar solo bracket, all right.
Speaker 3:So instead of best of no. I would do. You want brackets, superpowers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Can you come up with 32 superpowers?
Speaker 4:I don't come up with, I'm just fucking throwing it out.
Speaker 1:How deep can we get with elastic man?
Speaker 2:Yeah, is he really made of elastic or is there something?
Speaker 3:else that we're missing. It doesn't have to be 32. It could be 16 or eight or you know 16.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean even 10, you could do 10.
Speaker 3:But the bigger the better. I think depending on the subject is going to determine the amount of like things in the bracket.
Speaker 1:I think we could come up with 16 healing factor or 16.
Speaker 3:You know, like, as seen on TV, there's hundreds of meet up of our own shit.
Speaker 2:I can orgasm all the time Like a garden hose. I could drink a bottle of bourbon a day. Yeah, I've seen that. It's really not a superpower?
Speaker 3:No, it isn't, it should be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Because I mean you could do like.
Speaker 1:What about like the? How many strip clubs can one go to in a?
Speaker 2:day you know the top 16 bands of all time. Six it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:That's actually pretty close. That was actually pretty close I mean, that's very.
Speaker 2:You're very direct and sure about that Well it's.
Speaker 3:you know it's an honest answer. Files me on Facebook After six.
Speaker 2:it's like oh greatest albums, greatest albums of all time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I could do that. That's a good one. That's a good one. That is a good one.
Speaker 2:You can get 32 fucking albums like your albums or bands.
Speaker 1:I would go albums. Well, I think what we should do is because you're going to have like Beatles album.
Speaker 2:We should incorporate those albums and like yeah, that's why you had fucking Ron Popeal 32 Ron Popeal things versus each other and you're telling me that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying I think you probably easily pick more. We incorporate the bracket, our strategy, with the best stuff because I love the song.
Speaker 2:We have to play the song Dude. Four separate brackets for four separate the best ofs. You understand what I mean.
Speaker 3:I do, but no.
Speaker 4:What If you guys do that? I'll have to come down instead of that table, oh sweet.
Speaker 3:And contribute.
Speaker 2:Ben only white trash is allowed here way to go, ben.
Speaker 1:Now you said that you know that I'll never happen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's as long as you got a garbage can you put right in the driveway, yes, but your garbage can with you. Yes, we got to get him down here somehow.
Speaker 4:It's called a car. I'm gonna buy french fries in two garbage can.
Speaker 2:Frozen french fries only please cuz, then we we need like.
Speaker 1:We have a setup for another mic here. We have another microphone somewhere.
Speaker 3:The slot three. Slot three is not. Yeah, those three slots.
Speaker 1:You know, what if we hold this off till after the new year? We'll have some new microphones. We'll have a little bit of new equipment.
Speaker 3:But new year's creeping up.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not gonna watch what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:It's not that long. All right, mr Advertiser, I said it worried about you, but it's creeping up, bro, so.
Speaker 1:Jump on there and you know, just promote us.
Speaker 2:Do you know you're signing to Facebook or anything?
Speaker 3:So, to be clear, like what's this next? Like that was a no tournament. They need to flag that real quick. That I have to Do. You know, like what? What is it?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but I know it's not gonna be ready for the next show.
Speaker 1:Wow, no, joe's got it. Well, that's, that's wrestlers of the 80s.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like, or you do you do the best wrestlers of the 80s, the best song of the 80s. Joe, if we do wrestlers, you got to call in one.
Speaker 3:Wrestlers is a good one. If we do wrestlers, he has to comment. I.
Speaker 1:I guess we're doing these songs.
Speaker 2:Can we work that out?
Speaker 3:Can we coax you into coming to the homestead Joe?
Speaker 2:Joe, we'll get an oriental hooker.
Speaker 3:What does that?
Speaker 2:even mean it doesn't matter. You know what I'm talking about. You had me an oriental, the pocket hooker.
Speaker 3:And it's a pocket hose. It's Asian man. Oriole's meant for like rugs and stuff, the pocket hose. You know the pocket hose. Hello, asians people, oriental subjects Hi, I know.
Speaker 1:Oh, he said 100%, he's in oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right. So now, who's coming up with the list? Because he probably knows every single thing about every fucking wrestler. I'm going to have to sit down and do some research we're going to have to come up with some fucking Because you're going to have to go into the hall of fame and whatnot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2:All right, so we can get Joe come in. That'd be awesome, get Joe in here.
Speaker 3:We're going to have two guests.
Speaker 2:Hopefully we have a new grease board by then. I bet, phil, I bet we're going to have more watches than the Rush Vista thing Most likely Right, most likely Much more impressions Because, joe, our guys didn't get kicked off, joe can impress people.
Speaker 3:Yes, love Joe. Haven't seen Joe in.
Speaker 2:So the tournament of wrestlers, the best of the 80s.
Speaker 3:Come in, come in to a show near you soon, soon.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Advertisement I didn't have to pay for that, all right.
Speaker 1:But you're going to have to put it out because he won't yeah.
Speaker 3:What I don't know. It's just here for your phone, but up?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because did Ben hang up? No, ben, did you hang up? Maybe? No, I'm here, he's still here.
Speaker 3:Ok, I don't know he sits quietly.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you. He's like a nice dog who's been tamed.
Speaker 1:He's like herpes, Sit boys Stay.
Speaker 2:Don't say a word until we listen Until we talk to you. Valtrex calms him down, but he's still there, valtrex, I thought it was Falkor. It's not Falkor, it's Valtrex, valtrex yeah, are you a member of Hinscom? Oh, no, liar.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:You liar.
Speaker 2:You were very like. No, totally are. Monthly subscription? No, stop it. What about Mr Blue Chewy, blue Pill, Blue Chew, blue Chew.
Speaker 3:You got to Blue Chew, blue Rhino. Don't touch that rhino.
Speaker 2:Don't make your heart explode.
Speaker 1:Kevin. He said Chew. Ok, don't get excited. Yeah, he didn't say Blue Chew, Stop it. Why'd you got to say it Like?
Speaker 3:seriously, I don't even know why this is a thing.
Speaker 2:Neither do I, but it's funny. Go back and listen to a couple of shows yeah, still don't know why it's a promise. Why he started out as a height supremacist.
Speaker 1:He just went downhill.
Speaker 2:Jesus. Ok, that's how we end the show. All right, Little anti-Semitism, no big deal.
Speaker 1:I said height supremacist. Height, three pounds nine oh.
Speaker 2:Sorry, All right Ben. Thank you for joining us Before we go.
Speaker 1:Can we play to one infomercial on the drill?
Speaker 2:though. So I don't know if you guys remember we're going to play that when? Oh, I don't know if they can hear it, though Remember they said they couldn't hear the music. Yeah, but then you fixed it. Yeah, that was from my phone, oh I wonder why that is.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I'll just turn on my volume.
Speaker 2:How about what? How about you don't turn on?
Speaker 1:your volume. Well, you have to kind of see the video, because there's a mention of people.
Speaker 3:Oh, All right, that doesn't really mean.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. I changed the speaker because the speaker is going to be out to default, which was the realcaster. So let's see if it works. If not, hey, guess what? Listen to the fucking podcast. You don't have to watch it, does that sound? Hey, all right, let's see. There it is so. Ok, we'll turn it up and listen, ok, so, if you guys remember the drill, though, we talked about this back the ACN-TV the drill though.
Speaker 2:It's the big drill with the dildo on it. You guys know what I'm talking about. That's the ACN-TV X rated version drill though.
Speaker 5:So this is a little go back to it On this special episode of how Shit's Made. We'll take a closer look at the drill, though. This grotesque tool has been used to screw the hardworking people of New York through laws, regulation and taxes. I love the drill, though. This drill, though, is slowly destroying the empire state Elected by restarted liberals. The drill, though's voice is as pleasant as sandpaper on a scrotum. Why is that? And her policies make sleet. Well, what's the delay? Do we have a delay? As the drill, though, tightens its grip on power, it enacts laws infringing on the rights of citizens.
Speaker 3:Allow it. You hear it in the background.
Speaker 1:You hear it from the headphones, but you're not hearing it. I wonder why that is.
Speaker 2:All right, save it, don't matter. The drill, though. That's right At a store near you. Go get it. Kathy Hockle special. Yeah, it's Kathy Hockle on a fucking drill, but she's shaped into a dildo because she's fucking you every day in New York. So that's my favorite toy. Love it Well, ben. Thank you for joining us on this episode of the Shit Show. Thank you, mr Mason. Thank you for having me, joe, we love you, and.
Speaker 3:I can't wait to work this out. This is going to be fun.
Speaker 2:We have a couple of good episodes. You're the one who's working this out.
Speaker 3:What am I working out, Dude? I'm doing like the. I'm getting the list together Are you going to do that Good? I don't know. That's what I do, man. That's what he does, that's what I just did.
Speaker 2:Six minutes ago. You know, hey, Kev, what's the seating? 17 versus 22. What? 1 versus 8. What the fuck? We had four brackets of 8.
Speaker 1:Then I'm asking what?
Speaker 2:the seating was she's like it's fine.
Speaker 1:It's fine. You don't need to know about that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just keep rolling, bro, Just keep rolling. What's the seating, kev? Yeah, don't fucking worry about it, just don't worry about it, just seating.
Speaker 1:Throw in Flex Seal right under the table, totally.
Speaker 2:You crossed that fucking team. I'm telling you right now, I'm listening to it back Flex Seal was not in there.
Speaker 3:Where would Flex Seal made it to?
Speaker 2:Underneath your red marker.
Speaker 3:Like, where would they have lost? Flex Seal would have won. Flex Seal would have been pretty close to winning. They lost early, man, they lost early. They were crossed off and I would not have had the right amount of teams to make an elite eight or a final four or a final had they not been included.
Speaker 1:I personally think you had one extra one on there.
Speaker 2:I bet you had an extra one on there and you crossed off Flex Seal. I'm going with. Let us count. Yes, no, no, oh, that's it.
Speaker 3:No, dude, you're fighting math right here and it doesn't You're math what. You're fighting math right now.
Speaker 1:You're fighting math because you're counted wrong. Patient zero is telling you to follow the science.
Speaker 3:All right, thanks for calling it. Thanks, ben, love you Ben.
Speaker 2:All right, guys, Be good till next time. My friends have a good night, you too.
Speaker 4:All right, take care, guys, bye-bye. Good night, I'll help out.
Speaker 2:I feel there's controversy in the brackets.
Speaker 1:I think there's an asterisk next to the crazy blue wind Appalachian state got voted out accidentally because there was too many teams accidentally on purpose.
Speaker 2:He was like whoops, nobody's going to notice the Flex Seal until the end of the tournament. I got 33.
Speaker 1:Where was 32?
Speaker 2:I got to get rid of one of these when the fuck was Flex Seal. We're going to play it back and listen, yeah.
Speaker 1:Do you think for a second that we would have had a conversation about a product that could make a boat float and it would not get into the fucking L-8?
Speaker 3:It wouldn't move forward. Come on Dude. All I did was read it.
Speaker 2:Hey, what was that NBA referee that fucked with everything?
Speaker 1:Oh, that fucking Irish dude.
Speaker 2:And we were just talking about the fucking Vegas odds and the refs and shit.
Speaker 3:So Tim Patrick was something like that. I don't know I could be on the take man Tim Daly, Possibility.
Speaker 2:Tim, that sounds familiar. Tim Daly here, that sounds familiar yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, tim Daly of I've seen on.
Speaker 2:TV Bracketology. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining. This episode is Angry Odds. He's working out.
Speaker 1:He's done. Quick, grab his book. Let's see what Flex Seal was.
Speaker 3:What are we?
Speaker 2:doing live, I bet you, if we count it right now. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on the Take it Deep show. We're going to count it out right now. That's why he walked out. I know it. I know it. I know it. Let's see. What is it? How many? 37? 33. Oh, you had the wrong number. That's son of a bitch, kevin, you could take a deep. That's a let's go, brandon. Move of the night, leaving Flex Seal out. Let's go.
Speaker 1:I think we're open next week's show with the Flex.
Speaker 4:Seal and the lie and the walkout.
Speaker 2:Yep Cheater, son of a bitch. Ladies and gentlemen, until next time, take it Deep.