The Take It Deep Show
Ep. 88 Super Bowl Jeopardy Frenzy: Food, Trivia, and Bold NFL Draft Predictions
Gear up for an episode where Super Bowl fever and culinary capers collide with a dash of political quips. We're coming at you with an energy that'll have you both pondering the odds of the big game and craving Kevin's bacon-wrapped, artichoke-dipped delights. What's more, we've got a special guest stepping into our unpredictable ring of Super Bowl trivia, injecting their own brand of expertise into our already electric debate, Patty Flea's son Fly Ry knows his trivia
This isn't your average sports talk; it's a roller coaster through the highest-scoring Super Bowl memories, conspiracy theories that'll have your eyebrows hitting the ceiling, and a trivia throwdown that's part knowledge, part chaos, and all entertainment. Our cozy banter will wrap around you like a warm blanket as we share personal stories from fry-cooking fiascos to adventures in food truck brainstorming – it's like hanging out with your most hilarious friends who can't help but make everything a competition.
And just when you think you've heard it all, we hit you with NFL Draft predictions that are as bold as our claims to fame in the podcast world. So sit back, relax, or better yet, get on your feet for this jubilant jamboree of jokes, jests, and jaw-dropping moments in Super Bowl history, with enough side-splitting sidebars to make your sides seriously sore. Join us for an episode that's more than a conversation; it's a celebration of the unexpected delights that keep life interesting.
Gear up for an episode where Super Bowl fever and culinary capers collide with a dash of political quips. We're coming at you with an energy that'll have you both pondering the odds of the big game and craving Kevin's bacon-wrapped, artichoke-dipped delights. What's more, we've got a special guest stepping into our unpredictable ring of Super Bowl trivia, injecting their own brand of expertise into our already electric debate, Patty Flea's son Fly Ry knows his trivia
This isn't your average sports talk; it's a roller coaster through the highest-scoring Super Bowl memories, conspiracy theories that'll have your eyebrows hitting the ceiling, and a trivia throwdown that's part knowledge, part chaos, and all entertainment. Our cozy banter will wrap around you like a warm blanket as we share personal stories from fry-cooking fiascos to adventures in food truck brainstorming – it's like hanging out with your most hilarious friends who can't help but make everything a competition.
And just when you think you've heard it all, we hit you with NFL Draft predictions that are as bold as our claims to fame in the podcast world. So sit back, relax, or better yet, get on your feet for this jubilant jamboree of jokes, jests, and jaw-dropping moments in Super Bowl history, with enough side-splitting sidebars to make your sides seriously sore. Join us for an episode that's more than a conversation; it's a celebration of the unexpected delights that keep life interesting.
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Speaker 2:Get about the way.
Speaker 1:Go Niners.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go Niners. End the over.
Speaker 4:TTTTTTTTT, that was good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, super Sunday, on a Saturday night.
Speaker 4:It's fucking great.
Speaker 1:Catching some fire Little pre Super Bowl edition.
Speaker 4:Moving up the charts on good pods. Nobody even knows who the fuck we are, yet.
Speaker 1:Tell you that Was it? 4 million podcasts or 4 million listeners, 4.2 million podcasts and we're top 5 in lists. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Love it, number 4. We just made another list. This is what fucking kills me. We're doing really real. Is this thing still playing? Give me a sec.
Speaker 3:I gotta figure that out.
Speaker 2:I think you got it. I don't hear it. There it goes. Where's that?
Speaker 4:coming from.
Speaker 2:It's still playing.
Speaker 1:How do I get that?
Speaker 4:off.
Speaker 1:It's for the Raiders. You can let that play the whole show.
Speaker 4:I don't care I don't even know where it's playing. Oh, it's playing from fucking Spotify. I'm not an idiot, I am.
Speaker 1:Trey, we still love you.
Speaker 2:Dude that guy's voice makes me want to play football. It's true.
Speaker 4:In the lands far, far away, Rain Thundersen was born. That's what you would hear. But oh, seriousness, First of all, I gotta give a fucking shout out to those who consistently listen to us. Amen, All right, we appreciate you. Shout out to those who are watching us right now on Facebook Live that's Kevin, me and somebody else. Shout out to you guys. You guys are consistent and I appreciate that.
Speaker 2:Can you pop the chat on?
Speaker 1:I'm looking at it.
Speaker 4:Do you have to see the chat Kev?
Speaker 2:It makes it easier For what I don't know, because I look at the screen sometimes oh, we went down to two, we're up to four now, because of Kevin's fucking complaining, we're getting a lot of Karen's in here. I'm not always looking at my phone, man, I'm looking at the screen sometimes.
Speaker 4:You know what would it be easier if we had little tablets. You know, the podcast I watched the other day was actually really good. Which one? The PBD podcast. You know what I'm talking about, BBC Patrick David.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, yes, yes, Dude he's legit.
Speaker 4:I gotta give a shout out to them. What a really good podcast. They had Michael Rappaport on oh hello, miss Dawn. Michael Rappaport was on and he actually apologized for some of the shit that he said back in the day about Trump, because he's like I've actually had time to see what these motherfuckers have done.
Speaker 1:And they've done nothing.
Speaker 4:They've done the fence of possibly voting for Trump and he's not voting Democratic ever again, he said, so I was like wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was on the other day.
Speaker 4:And he apologized, and he apologized for what he said about the whole nonsense down in Charlottesville.
Speaker 2:It's good to know people can admit their fucking wrongs.
Speaker 4:But anyway, that's why we're funny, that's why we're on the politics list, that's why we're on the weed list, that's why we're on the fucking D&D list. The comedy improv list. The comedy interview list. I don't know if you guys know this, I'm kind of a big thing.
Speaker 1:The show is a kind of a big thing. We are the biggest unknown out there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, number two in the world. And this is no bullshit. This is what's crazy.
Speaker 1:Why would?
Speaker 4:I say this on a fucking podcast.
Speaker 1:But it just sounds weird.
Speaker 4:So if you go to Good Pods, Good Pods is a great, great, great app, website, platform, platform that assists podcasts that aren't known Like us To get known Like us. All right, and the number is that I get sent via email is. There's 4.2 million indie podcasts out there that are on this website. We're one of them, and they have all these crazy lists that you can get onto based upon your streams, your listens, your likes, your reviews. What's crazy? I don't see the likes or the reviews. They don't show those we want to know. It's nuts, though, because it's only the reviews that come from, like Spotify, apple.
Speaker 1:Podcast Google. They pull them to that, Okay.
Speaker 4:But you'll have your listens and whatnot on the Good Pods. So far we have, I don't know, it was like over 400 and something minutes listened to in the last week.
Speaker 1:Really yeah.
Speaker 4:That's what I was like. What the fuck Nice? You know I don't listen to the shows. I download them on the thing, whatever just count as fucking downloads for us, whatever, but I don't listen to them again.
Speaker 2:I don't do any of that.
Speaker 1:We know we listen to them. We know you got to cook chickens, See here's the thing.
Speaker 4:Here's the thing when the fire's going out, you love to add a little spark to the fire and, just you know, bring the attention towards you and then, next thing, you know you're like, my feelings are hurt while you guys are attacking because you say some silly things.
Speaker 1:Would you like us to put the spotlight on you? Do you want the spotlight on you?
Speaker 2:No, I want to hear the rest of the story.
Speaker 4:Oh so, so right now, we are number two in the world on Good Pods, on Good Pods, for Indie Pods this week, for funny podcasts, funny comedy, improv. Yeah, number two in the world on Good Pods. So this is why, yeah, so this is why we need to attack Kevin, I think. More frequently we seem to have picked up speed.
Speaker 1:Once we start attacking Kevin, there's some fire.
Speaker 2:Has really got behind us Because what's even crazier? I could take it. I could take it, motherfucker.
Speaker 4:We would be. We would be high on the political list when we talk politics and stuff. So I was like fuck, I don't want to be on that, I don't want to be on that.
Speaker 1:I don't want the politics list, so I said let's verbally attack Kevin.
Speaker 4:It seems to work and it has worked. It has lit a fire and you just keep on.
Speaker 1:That's been our best decision to date.
Speaker 2:I wonder how many supporters I have.
Speaker 4:From what I've read zero.
Speaker 2:I know Ben's on my side, I just zero.
Speaker 1:I don't see Ben on here chipping in no but I just mean in general.
Speaker 2:I know he's team ops All seriousness Now.
Speaker 4:Shout out to those who do consistently listen to us and, hopefully, we love you Shortly down the road. We are a household name and getting money for this.
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Speaker 4:Yeah, we're always hotline ready, but you know how? We're the only podcast that calls you back. Yeah, we'll call you back. That's our tagline we're going to tell you right now, dude, that's how we're going to get become famous is because of that we're going to see you called.
Speaker 2:We're like, oh shit, we're going to call them back.
Speaker 4:This is the phone's right next to me Phone's right next to me. So this is how it always works, for whatever reason, it tells me to select one and it fucking hangs up automatically. We will call you right back, because we do have a good old ID on the phone that we tell who it is we're 100% on callbacks. Yes, yes, we are 100% on callbacks, so don't be afraid.
Speaker 1:We are. We are over on callings. We are 100% on callbacks.
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Speaker 1:Nice, oh dude we actually we should do that, like put his TV up, raffle off his TV to living room. So Obi-Wan, give you, pay someone to take Obi-Wan, we're going to put free. We're going to put free at the bottom of that.
Speaker 4:You have to pick it up. You've got to use the traffickers out there.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh oh, we just became top five on another list.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's bad, dude, that's bad.
Speaker 1:Lacey wants some merch.
Speaker 4:So we figured, since we have the big weekend of the Super Bowl 58 going on tomorrow night.
Speaker 1:Fuck the chiefs. Everyone say it All right. I don't know.
Speaker 4:That's what a good game, man. No, no, after my number, after my numbers, I just saw it. Fuck this sucks. Fuck the chiefs, then it's going to stink. Yeah, it's going to stink.
Speaker 2:I mean, the one sets terrible, but the other one's not bad.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Nine. Nine's a pretty rough one man. I wouldn't expect much 29 to nine.
Speaker 4:Yeah, can you get that easily? No, no, unless you get 20 and then kick three field goals.
Speaker 2:20 or is easier to get, you would have to kick two field goals prior to that, you have to get 20.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so you're looking at one two five field goals.
Speaker 2:Five field goals, Good defenses.
Speaker 4:Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1:Maybe. Hey, listen, crazier things have happened. I don't want your numbers to hit, I want my numbers to hit, but whatever I mean, it could happen. What numbers do you have?
Speaker 4:I'm not telling you, have you Like, I've never won a Super Bowl box. No, I don't think so Probably won bullshit.
Speaker 2:I've never won a big one. You know like I've won a couple of hundred. You know like.
Speaker 1:May Tom Coughlin burn in hell. Why the last Super Bowl? The Giants one Remember they scored that league touchdown to go ahead.
Speaker 4:Oh, with the Mod Bradshaw when he tried to stop at the goal line and he fell in.
Speaker 1:Yes, and that was fine. That worked out to my advantage. If he kicks the extra point, frank, maddie sigh and myself splitting 20,000 from the kids pool.
Speaker 4:Well, you know what? Instead, that's just the rich getting richer, and I'm honestly happy you lost.
Speaker 1:This is 10 years ago. Cox sucker doesn't matter.
Speaker 4:Talking about now. Damn it.
Speaker 1:Peter, don't play that. I was drinking powdered milk with my kids.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 4:Okay, so here now 58 Super Bowls in what is what goes down into the greatest Super Bowl of all time.
Speaker 2:Wow. So in my mind, just the way the game played out, it's, it's, it's Rams the Titans that was a good Super Bowl. That was to the last fucking last Giants bills.
Speaker 1:Last fucking year Giants bills was good. You know Giants Patriots game Giants Patriots too.
Speaker 4:Eli threw that, that pass, that beating the undefeated.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, yeah, that was good.
Speaker 4:That was.
Speaker 2:Mario Manningham's catch Right.
Speaker 1:No, yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, Manningham caught that one at the sideline. Tyree's the one that caught it on the Was that the same game.
Speaker 1:I thought Manningham was the second one, manningham was the first one.
Speaker 4:When Plaxco was caught, the winning touchdown that was Manningham's oh okay. And then, tyree, that's when you had Steve Smith on the team. Manningham wasn't with them yet, oh okay, the first, the first time they won.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, they had a good receiving core back then. He did.
Speaker 1:That's sucks being a Giants? Not so much now.
Speaker 4:Daniel Jones. Hopefully his arm falls off.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 4:He doesn't need.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I say that live streaming.
Speaker 4:He doesn't.
Speaker 1:He doesn't even his arm anyway, he just runs. That's better off, it's you know is what it is.
Speaker 2:You know no draft trade day quarterback move up.
Speaker 4:I hope they do. You know, I hope they do.
Speaker 1:But problem with that is it could take 800 number one picks to move up this year. Yeah, I mean did you see what the bears were asking for the first pick? What Well, it was like a formula.
Speaker 2:It's not like they can ask like an exorbitant amount. There's like a formula to it.
Speaker 1:No, not when there's, not when there's multiple quarterbacks and multiple teams. No, but I thought there was where they have a chart.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's you know if you're in this, if you're in this fourth spot, it's going to cost you this much to get to the first year, theoretically Francis's chart, like he had a really good system for it.
Speaker 1:Yes, but that doesn't mean that the teams were Francesa.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, but it's a. It's a pretty fucking good guideline.
Speaker 4:You're Francesa fan. Do you know how you see? Now you see why I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2:I enjoyed listening to him while he was on the radio.
Speaker 3:Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1:Doosh bag.
Speaker 4:Guess you're following suit in the fucking radio industry.
Speaker 2:Sit on it.
Speaker 4:That's what he did, that's what he did earlier.
Speaker 3:That was nice. I was expecting that Nice job.
Speaker 1:Thanks, Jeff.
Speaker 4:So I figured it was nothing better than putting a game show together. What's up, scotty, and how do I? You know what's a good game show? Very simple, jeopardy Kinger. We're not going to jump right in on it, it's, it's. I'm just getting ready to go.
Speaker 1:We got a little Super Bowl jeopardy.
Speaker 4:Like dude, I didn't you want to come over here and can I transition into things? Are you going to question everything over there, dude? I didn't know if I had a stretch out you know, stretch out for what?
Speaker 2:losing again. Can I get my mind straight, you know? For what, whatever?
Speaker 4:I don't know whether to give you fucking a shot at testosterone or a fucking pillow of estrogen.
Speaker 1:Which one you want. Well, the testosterone might interfere with his transition.
Speaker 3:You are expecting that.
Speaker 2:Where are we going with this?
Speaker 4:Where do you want to go with it? Kevin, Bring it back. Where do you want to go with it? So can I. I was just giving them a good old. It's called shadowing or foreshadowing. I apologize.
Speaker 2:Dude, I didn't know if it felt like we were going in.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:I apologize, Is this your first podcast?
Speaker 2:I mean you're stepping all over it.
Speaker 1:Oh, here we go, here we go, I mean you're like Oster in the men's room when he's stepping on the floor. I mean, you're like Oster in the men's room when he's stepping on his dick. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Can you imagine that stepping on your own dick, that would hurt. That would really fucking hurt. Kev, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2:I think it would hurt yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:You just got to worry about chafing between your legs. That's what you're going to worry about All right, come on.
Speaker 1:Back into it, super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Sunday, this Sunday, rams, fucking Chiefs versus fucking 49ers, the Cleves versus the 49ers. Yeah, chiefs versus 49ers. What's the line they got? Go Brock Purdy, you know let's go boy.
Speaker 1:Fuck the chiefs. That's what the line is. That's what the line is. So we got okay. I think that the Niners favored by two and a half. Really, that was what someone told me the other day, Really.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was the Niners by two and a half. One and a half Sam Fran.
Speaker 3:Started at three. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Why would that go down a point and a half, though, I would take the fucking. Oh my God, that's a bad line.
Speaker 1:It's a pick them. The line sucks.
Speaker 2:There's always a swing in the Super Bowl from start to you know, kick off. As far as the line goes, what Huh? Yeah, when they post the line, there's always a you know a point or two.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but usually at three. It's not going to drop down to a one and a half.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're not usually down to one and a half.
Speaker 4:It'll say like two and a. It probably just go down to two and a half instead of two, and I mean that's pretty fucking thin. Yeah, I don't know. Something's up then. Who's hurt? Who's hurt that we don't know about? Are they doing the Billy Epler, the?
Speaker 2:Billy Epler.
Speaker 4:Oh man, that fucking cotsaw, that guy's into some shit.
Speaker 2:Man, you heard about this.
Speaker 4:No, billy Epler, the old GM in the Mets, yeah, got caught.
Speaker 2:The guy that resigned.
Speaker 4:Got fudging the injury list.
Speaker 2:Well, there was an investigation.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's. That's a no-no Major League Baseball, so thank God, good riddance to him there. Fucking asshole Probably ruined some shit 30, 21, nine or is.
Speaker 1:Lacey says I like where you're at. I like where you're at.
Speaker 4:Lacey, I don't like those numbers right there. Those are not the numbers I have, so we're going to have to have you choose again.
Speaker 1:But let's go. Let's go to 30, 29, 30 to 24. 30 to 24, be a good score 27, 24.
Speaker 4:What's the over-under?
Speaker 1:I don't know what the over-under is. No, we don't have this ready.
Speaker 4:Oh the over. Yeah, I got it right here.
Speaker 1:Over-under is 47, I thought, right, really, oh, they don't even have it.
Speaker 4:I thought they put it on. I feel like it would be like 50 or 50 while I'm on it. Hey Siri, I don't know what's the over-under on the San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chief Super Bowl. Go fuck yourself, Pat.
Speaker 2:Why wouldn't you just say Super Bowl?
Speaker 1:Did Siri answer you yet?
Speaker 4:Yeah, she did 47 and a half, huh.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 4:I would take the over all day. Agreed 47 and a half.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, Fouer-bitten man.
Speaker 4:Which you all over. Now here's a good trivia question that Ryder asked me last night and I got on the first try because I was like that was the one Super Bowl. I thought Four inches flaccid, what is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time. And it hit me right in the second he asked it. I'm like, oh, I remember this one being really high, Pat Seahawks.
Speaker 2:Nope, I want to feel like it's a weird one, like the fucking Redskins Broncos.
Speaker 4:Nope, you just said that because you're a Redskins fan. No, I just plain the fucking You're going with, because, doug Williams, they had 35, right.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:Did you just?
Speaker 1:say Doug Williams, because it's February.
Speaker 2:It was like I think they had in the 40s or 50s man Like 55 to 10 maybe, like I feel like 55 to 10 was like the score. Shots five oh whoa, what was it?
Speaker 4:What was it? The 49ers Chargers. With natron means yeah, when young is the QB, because the 56 points.
Speaker 2:Was it Humphrey body? Humphrey's?
Speaker 4:But that's when, say I was, say I was that with the Chargers they had a Lydani and Tomlinson. Did they have Tomlinson playing then?
Speaker 1:no, it was me. Trying means was before what they mean. No, you say, our guys, asshole, greased up that game. Huh like that. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, who what?
Speaker 4:Why cuz.
Speaker 1:He played in the same division as yeah yep, uh-huh.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly, I mean you take it to a different level with Fandelaal right, you want to kill me. I mean you're hey well, so I see you, so I see me too Well. At least you know now on your bank, robbie, who you can take. I.
Speaker 1:Just, we have to get a. We have to get a dirt bike with a sidecar, because I don't drive dirt bikes.
Speaker 4:Oh, there's a height requirement. It's like going on a roller coaster it's gonna throw off.
Speaker 1:You're right. Okay, not a little, bourbon won't fix.
Speaker 4:So yeah. So we're gonna have a special guest to Special guest. Contestant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's happening, we were yeah yes, if you can take a shower first, if he's done throwing spider webs in your.
Speaker 4:Shower too. Why is the fucking? Why is the?
Speaker 1:washcloth sticking to the fucking wall like that. I didn't hang that there.
Speaker 4:Sweet you got a power washer to get that thing off. I do.
Speaker 1:So I figured you're gonna have to burn those two rooms anyway.
Speaker 4:Just start fresh, so I'll tell him what, like 10 minutes, we'll start whatever you want to do. Let's do 10 minutes, we can talk some shit and, but not a Kevin, though. No, no, no, well, no, there's thanks. I appreciate it here's. We understand our let's get our five minutes of politics in, so we can keep on climbing up the politics list.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, okay, All right.
Speaker 4:So, um, so Joe Biden was found mentally Unstable to face charges for the documents found in his house. Yeah, but he could still be the president, exactly what I was just gonna get into. So he, according to this, according to this attorney, the questions he was asked, he decided he can't be brought up on charges Because he's mentally incapable.
Speaker 1:President Biden, do you recall?
Speaker 2:he's running the country documents home.
Speaker 1:Yeah, purple.
Speaker 4:Norkle like that.
Speaker 2:This is news to me. I haven't heard this. No, like I've kind of have my head in a hole.
Speaker 1:Well, did you see what? Did you see what everyone's doing on twitter and everything now? Now they're picking trump apart because he he made a couple mistakes or something, one of his fucking speeches or whatever the fuck he was doing.
Speaker 4:And they're like oh, he's, he's mentally doing it now, dude, like it's got to stop. She's got to stop right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's just up. Hey, charlie. Charlie tomson, call in. I want to hear what your thoughts on, uh, on your pres Dude, I can't fucking put a sentence together.
Speaker 2:I just hope texas takes over the country. You know like let's go deep in the heart of texas, come on, let's go barbecue all over the place, amen.
Speaker 1:What briskett in a nine millimeter, are they?
Speaker 2:like succeeding from the nation. Pretty much I do that.
Speaker 4:I don't think that's that's never, never, ever gonna happen. I don't think.
Speaker 2:I just don't see it happening.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2:I never saw a lot of shit happening.
Speaker 1:That's happening.
Speaker 2:It's happening bad, but yeah, I hope texas things over the country. I need your help. I can't tell you what it is.
Speaker 1:You can never ask me about it later and we're gonna hurt some people. Political Pete just told us we got to watch our uh, watch our politics. Our diving ratings doesn't happen.
Speaker 4:I know, pete. I know exactly what Pete's talking about, because when we were doing the fucking, uh Started talking politics on spotify. Uh, it destroyed our numbers, did it? Really? I don't give a shit, listen, here's the thing. I don't give a fuck about politics anymore. I really don't. It's what do we?
Speaker 1:do? We did the uh, we did live broadcast.
Speaker 4:Oh, we tried to do the live debate.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, no, not the live debate. We were doing a live commentary from uh, what fucking one of the debates. Was it the debate?
Speaker 4:That's when the sound didn't come in through the fucking tv and shit it fucked. Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 2:No way, there were sound issues yeah.
Speaker 1:Three years ago there were sound issues I can't imagine.
Speaker 2:Come on coming from this guy.
Speaker 1:All right, what do you do?
Speaker 4:over here.
Speaker 1:Ops, did you share that episode on uh?
Speaker 4:was that your wet fucking spot right over here? Was that you? Oh, it's probably from the cup. Okay, I thought you like licked your finger and you touched the screen.
Speaker 2:Well, something I can't touch the board you have no idea what's going on over here.
Speaker 4:Stop it, kevin. Oh my god, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:You know what, when you're on hiatus? Kevin sat in the captain's chair.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and still didn't know what to do. Yes, you're correct.
Speaker 2:Rub my nuts all over those dials.
Speaker 4:That'd be so fucking gross.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there's a hair stuck in there still Now. They give you a look close. Go ahead, dude. Look, look, go ahead, look.
Speaker 1:The rocaster's out.
Speaker 4:It was from kevin's kevin's pubes.
Speaker 1:Choked out when we get the uh, pat, when we get the new board Can we get like the plastic with the key lock, like the frity? Yeah, we just keep the fucking thermostat like under the thermostat.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we could do that, no problem but now, now I'm seeing like more and more with what's going on useless son.
Speaker 1:He's watching us, hey vato.
Speaker 4:What is to me? What do you put? Ah, super sod, yes, super sod. I love super sod, by the way. Oh, shout out to kevin. Okay, once again, even though he's a big pussy con.
Speaker 1:Oh, why you gotta lead with that because it's it's.
Speaker 4:We always. Leave with that he made he's. His cooking prowess is is bar none. Phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. Wait till you take a deep show, food truck comes out, but the only issue we have with that is his reassurance the afterwards of how good his food is, or else his, his pussy's gonna hurt. But anyways, it's food.
Speaker 1:I feel that's a little harsh not really, because your food is always good. Are you saying his pussy lips are gonna get red and inflamed a little bit?
Speaker 4:So your food is always good. Your food's always good and you're like well and you cross your arms. I don't have to like. I like seriously. It's almost a threat. Yeah, no, no, no I son, you know to be awful I understand, I do do that gesture, okay. So I'm just, you know, I'm just waiting you know so today, kevin decided to make chicken thighs wrapped with bacon stuffed with spinach artichoke dip Fucking phenomenal, all right. So he smoked that. Smoked how many hours? Hour and a half, you said how many degrees?
Speaker 2:Yeah, probably a little over like an hour. Yeah, maybe an hour and a half, probably like 300 a 300.
Speaker 4:All right, so they came out fantastic Smoking, and we're always trying to come up with ideas for this food truck. So I think we came up with three great ideas today. Not only the, the the bacon wrapped chicken with the avocado. Yeah, we came up with a glaze for it, a real glaze that needs to be perfected.
Speaker 1:I'll take a deep show glaze.
Speaker 4:No. Do you want to get glaze on the ticket? Deep show, not right now. No, no, kevin, you know. No, I do no, okay, are you sure? And a spicy honey sauce, yes, that I think we can patent that and squeeze that over Everything you want.
Speaker 1:What do we say? We had two, two original sauces by albs that were in the package.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so uh, but the the chicken was phenomenal.
Speaker 2:I can't wait for the investors, you know yeah. I'm gonna go on Facebook. If you're listening, you know.
Speaker 3:I'll see you.
Speaker 2:Let's, let's invest go fund me, for me man.
Speaker 1:So you before the show? Huh, okay, alyssa Milano.
Speaker 4:Yeah you before the show. You before the show.
Speaker 1:There's no ion team, yeah obviously with him. Look at that. Oh, but you can't, but you can't spell team without emmy.
Speaker 4:So, in fact, when he starts whispering and talking to himself that's what he knows he's like it lost. Oh boy, uh, that's when it stops. But all this nonsense going on. You're seeing a lot of people in the country who are switching from democrat to either independent republican Uh, kennedy did it. Um, and I'm gonna be honest, I like him. Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 1:Love me some tolsey gabber too. She's just not ready.
Speaker 4:She's just hot.
Speaker 1:She's not ready for primetime.
Speaker 4:I think she's hot.
Speaker 1:Oh, I, I touched, on it.
Speaker 2:She needs to be in the cabinet. You know I don't want her for president, you want her in your cabinet. She needs to be like in the cabinet, you know, like secretary sir it's not the oven like secretary of state, something like that. You know you just can't jump into the presidency, Do you want?
Speaker 1:to. You want to put a glaze on her.
Speaker 2:She's not bad, she's a looker, she's a looker.
Speaker 1:Yeah right, no, she's very smart, maybe. What a nice change it would be to have something like that in the White House.
Speaker 4:No, just turn me on.
Speaker 1:I'd be like, yeah, whatever you want, I'm all in the politics now.
Speaker 2:Whatever you want baby, All right, imagine her going to Saudi Arabia. I'm trying to think about what these other sounds are that I have on here.
Speaker 4:Oh hey little red dawn. Okay, what's what's wrong with you, kevin? Sorry, shut up, bitch. Oh, oh god, oh.
Speaker 1:Shut up bitch.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, god damn it. That's a great sound. I know I love it.
Speaker 4:I love it doing toward you too.
Speaker 2:He's so passionate when he says it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, he was back. He's back on the wwe again.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, Is it just like he's just swinging in or like?
Speaker 4:well, they know him and um we got a storyline.
Speaker 1:They needed another scumbag woman raper to replace vince mcmahon, so they brought the rock back. Oh, he's running it.
Speaker 4:No, oh, he's wrestling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they put him on the board of directors, so he went from the board of directors. He's coming back into the ring now. He's fighting roman reigns.
Speaker 4:Are you serious, dead serious. Yeah, dude, I saw the video. It was fucking great. Dusty. Roge jr Fucking brought him out dusty bro's jr yeah Well who's that's who's that's the roads of sun.
Speaker 1:Dusty roge. Jr Cody bro, cody roge, cody roge.
Speaker 4:That's it.
Speaker 1:Cody roge Isn't that gold. Isn't that gold Dusty?
Speaker 2:no, gold dust was um that's dusty roads is other sun, dustin.
Speaker 4:Okay, sorry, cody roads.
Speaker 1:Sorry, joe, if you're listening. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:Cody roads calls him out, and and the rock came out, and and I guess there was something where cody roads can choose whoever he wanted to fight. Roman reigns and roman range is sitting there, blah, blah, blah. Next to no the rocks theme song comes on Fucking place with me place went insane Plays tock.
Speaker 2:sounds like wrestle mania Do you want to share the?
Speaker 4:I'm sure I can share the video. Am I allowed to do that? I don't know. It's on youtube.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure what's the worst thing that happens. We get kicked off again, who cares?
Speaker 4:Period talk amongst yourselves. Let me find it.
Speaker 2:Like how many times have been kicked off, like three, four.
Speaker 4:I don't know, after the threats that we received on the fucking messages, I think. I think that was uh, malarkey, yeah, yeah, but we get two in one day. We were taken.
Speaker 1:I think. I think someone was trying to get us to put a password in and and I fell for it. So I don't know I, but I haven't been hacked yet. I did it twice. Yeah, I think I was hacked, maybe I maybe I typed a password because remember when I couldn't remember that part.
Speaker 4:I couldn't get into the fucking facebook. Mm-hmm, son of a bitch. They're smart. It looks legit.
Speaker 1:They did, it did look legit, but our page is still up. Motherfuckers, yeah, whoo, whoo, whoo. Why do my screen just go black?
Speaker 4:No, no, it's teasing.
Speaker 3:I was kidding, I was kidding.
Speaker 1:So the fucking rock is coming back. Huh, monday, just bring Hogan back to Fucking. You paint that fucking goatee black again. I can't walk, throw a fucking NWO thing on guys guys in bed.
Speaker 2:Shade Is he, is he hurt? No, well, I mean, he's fucking. Is he up there?
Speaker 1:just ruin of my childhood some more huh.
Speaker 2:Thanks, thanks.
Speaker 1:Thanks, thanks.
Speaker 4:They're not. They're hearing this, they're not seeing it yet. Could you Very fast forward?
Speaker 1:Had you more than anybody that you've been in the ring with. I had you and I think you know it. It's got like a list that sounds gay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I had you.
Speaker 1:Seth Rollins. He's made a lot of amazing points this week, but one of them that I disagree with. Just don't go too far.
Speaker 2:The cambers, the ropes, that camera the announced desk.
Speaker 1:All these people, you guys, belong to Roman.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's see some action like come on, stop your talking.
Speaker 1:Let the folks see finishing the shit fucking three ps.
Speaker 2:Who wears a fucking three ps? Su Someone with class.
Speaker 1:Taking sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm like fuck bro, like what was that? I'm sorry, I was out of order a little bit, man, you know like, let me make it abundantly clear I want that title. Yep, it's on there now.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact that's awesome.
Speaker 2:Yep, I own goalpost, I want that title.
Speaker 1:I want everything and I am coming for it. I am coming. That's right. You could see it on the thing. You're fine, just leave it.
Speaker 3:Behind you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 4:All right, here's, here comes.
Speaker 2:I mentioned taking counsel, taking counsel, one of the individuals I talked to. He knows you very well.
Speaker 1:That was gay again. Did you see that?
Speaker 4:Tell me the the pop of that crowd. Look at this I do.
Speaker 1:This is why I watch wrestlers, because I am I mean, if Kevin was here, we would hit him with three beers by now.
Speaker 4:Kevin walks out with his chicken legs.
Speaker 1:Hey, it's the flamingo, the flamingo kid here on Friday night you smell down, Woo no, the flying flamingo.
Speaker 4:You ungrateful fucks yeah all right, we got to stop sharing that.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm about to turn this bus around and end your precious little field trip.
Speaker 4:Okay, Wow fuck your precious little field trip that you're taking. Oh my god, sorry, I didn't mean to. Oh wait, where's the? Where's the remote? No, grab the remote, just hit, okay, to enter. Hit the middle thing right there. There you go, bam, you're good, all right.
Speaker 1:You just upstage the rock.
Speaker 4:Ladies and gentlemen from parts unknown, the flying flamingo.
Speaker 1:Ops, ops, ops.
Speaker 4:The flying flamingo. Wow, that's with the chicken legs. What was the? What was the comment you said to me when I said something about your ankles the other day? What'd you say? Women would kill for these legs.
Speaker 2:I did. That's a. That's a true statement.
Speaker 1:I'm not even lying you. Pat said the flying flamingo. We going from three viewers to six.
Speaker 2:Genius, it's just genius that comes in like it's. It's a. It's a true statement. Women would kill for these legs.
Speaker 1:The internet just wouldn't blaze. Like you pick it on albs again, you gotta watch they're talking about the flying flamingo.
Speaker 4:Let's go, let's go. Okay, so we're gonna have a special guest. I think that's the food truck name the flying flamingo. Do see, that's fucking great and everyone's gonna be like how'd you come? How'd you come up that that name? You know it's here. Like any woman will kill for these legs. That's how you answer it.
Speaker 1:See, in a food truck you generally can't see the guy cooking, except you know from the. You know chest up, waist up, so I was gonna come outside, as you have a pair of heels and a fucking some fish nets on whoa, no. Yeah, just so be comfortable for you dude.
Speaker 2:No, no, my ankles can't support heels.
Speaker 1:I just say, your ankles can't take the heels.
Speaker 4:So, um, I'm trying to get our special guests to come downstairs.
Speaker 1:Oh, what t-rex arms are you referring to there, peter?
Speaker 3:So he wants to see the chicken legs versus the t-rex arms and what he was referring to. You're not wearing that at all on the live stream. Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 4:Get the fuck out of here. I, I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 3:I'm not.
Speaker 4:Tell me about. Did he just get really upset?
Speaker 2:What the fuck did I just see, what was that. Where'd he go like?
Speaker 4:All right, can you guys continue for like two minutes? I sort of see where he went, oh my god, I feel like.
Speaker 2:I can continue it. You know like.
Speaker 1:Let me, let me, let me jump on a live stream.
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 1:Wow shower cap on.
Speaker 2:Wow, like what was the last time you saw a shower cap? Like did you? Does the wife use one?
Speaker 1:No, in all honesty, you know because it's like a girl thing, right the last time I saw one, I think I was away on a business trip and I just I didn't buy anyone gifts, so I threw a bunch of shit from the you know it does free toiletries and shit in the bag. I think I gave my kids a shower cap, right like the hotel.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, you could have a soap, you could have a shower cap.
Speaker 2:Here's the uh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:I was not expecting that at all. Oh boy who? So yeah, a special guest opened the door wearing a shower cap. Uh who?
Speaker 3:and.
Speaker 2:You know we got it, we're investigating. I'm not what's going on with that, but yeah wowza, wowza.
Speaker 1:I was, I was, I was expecting, I was expecting the uh, the skullie.
Speaker 2:They have the flying flamingo food truck.
Speaker 1:Sponsored by the tid show. I like it.
Speaker 2:I like it. Yeah, yeah, we'll take all kinds of sponsors.
Speaker 1:Yes, you will. So the food trucks could be the flying flamingo. I like it. You gotta find a spot to put that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll do time, you know. So it's a, it's a work in progress. How do you feel? Uh, you know we're going head to head here on the uh trivia.
Speaker 1:There you go. I was expecting the skullie.
Speaker 2:All right, come on over here, but the fact that he's like so what the shower cap involved to begin with is sketchy.
Speaker 1:Why? I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower here.
Speaker 4:You're talking about. Okay, you're sketchy and you got obi walking around with what.
Speaker 1:Listen, listen. We make fun of obi wearing a shower cap also.
Speaker 4:Come scoot yourself over rye. So our special guest today is actually my little guy who's with don't cover your face, you're gonna grab the microphone. Do we have to adjust the camera? Oh no, we leave it now. We leave it where it is. Turn that on right. Talking to you, talking to the microphone, I am, bring it closer to your mouth.
Speaker 2:Hello, not like that going for a ride.
Speaker 4:And then talk close to it Hello, perfect, there we go. So no, you're gonna have to bring it, yes, maybe.
Speaker 1:Yes, you're good, yeah, you're good we got all of us in there still yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's his pale, pasty white Casper look.
Speaker 1:Oh, come on.
Speaker 4:So he decided to do some. Some reason why I'm asking rye on is he. He has very good knowledge of football, but I don't know how. I mean, little difficult, put your headset on so you can hear, so you can hear us. There we go first time on the show. That's gonna be his buzzer.
Speaker 2:All right well, that's gonna be tough to do because you got to like set it to be able to make the noise.
Speaker 5:Like is it.
Speaker 4:I think you hit it.
Speaker 2:Now it goes off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, hit the thing, hit it again. Oh, hit it again.
Speaker 2:But it's, it's two different noises.
Speaker 1:But it's one thing. Okay, either of them are.
Speaker 4:All right, dude, well, let's see you're the worst.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm just okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're the idea guy. You come up with the shitty ideas really shitty.
Speaker 2:We're going with shitty Okay.
Speaker 4:So we decided oh my god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Just making sure, making sure it worked.
Speaker 4:We have my son a month's a bunch of fucking retards right now, so we decided to do a Super Bowl jeopardy.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:So now you got him going on it right in. He's right in. Well done, well done.
Speaker 4:Can you? Can you at least just show your face, so we can see?
Speaker 1:who you are. He's got no. Is there a way to adjust that? I want to see if I could teach him how to adjust it. What? Just to make noise and aggravate you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, this he's talking about like no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:I say he, he's talking about here.
Speaker 4:See, this is that's. That's the infantile behavior of adults, is what it is.
Speaker 2:I actually have to, because it dropped I don't know get some better shit, he's gonna you know it's gonna happen one day, when you guys keep on twisted, that's gonna break.
Speaker 4:And now you're not gonna have a stand for a mic.
Speaker 1:Keep doing it and I'm not buying a new one, that's right Any, oh my god.
Speaker 4:This is. I've obviously come up with the worst idea fucking possible. Stop pressing the buttons, all right. Next person to press is you disqualified? That's it out of here go. Anyway, we can just sit here and have a show by myself and I could just shut their microphones off and Fucking, you're a two-year-old. God damn it. Are we good? Are we good? Are we sure? All right, so, and I figured Love of God.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're good All right, I'm good now I'm ready. I'm ready, so I'm gonna be able to share the screen. So the everybody who's watching the show real good. Oh my god, let me just do it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Do it, pat, just do it, get it done.
Speaker 3:Do what you do.
Speaker 4:Can we? Can we just stop for a?
Speaker 1:second, please. You think we may pack walk out tonight?
Speaker 3:Just leave us get here.
Speaker 4:So, as they can see, as you can, see challenge Sorry. I'm gonna say like I'll just stop, like it's fucking crazy, shut the fuck up so we can continue the show. Sorry, I'm mad like I'm out of my zone right now. All right, how do?
Speaker 1:I got in his head got his head now.
Speaker 4:All right. So here are the the topics for we're gonna do three teams and it's all super bulb base. All right, let me just go over the sounds, make sure we have all the correct sounds. That's a round over times up. That's good. Uh, jeopardy, final Jeopardy, daily double, and that's what we want right now. So we're gonna fill the board. We have three teams. We have the pussy cunts, the ewoks in the Travis scott's shower cap, shower cap there we go.
Speaker 2:Good, beautiful the hair nets the hair nets.
Speaker 4:So the first topic. We have Super Bowl commercials, so we have Super Bowl trivia, super Bowl winners, super Bowl locations and Super Bowl players. Who is Barrett?
Speaker 1:Robbins high and drunk on tequila Sorry.
Speaker 4:I couldn't find the wrong answer. No, no, sorry man, so we'll do. We'll do Kevin's team one, team two is mad and team three be rider. Okay, all right, all right. Uh, you want to do a coin flip to see who goes first. Is the?
Speaker 2:three-sided coin.
Speaker 1:Well, no, it's, it's, let let, let well, actually let rider pick the first category.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4:All right. So let's, let's make sure it's gone. There we go, all right, perfect.
Speaker 5:So rider, first category um, let me get Super Bowl trivia for 200.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl trivia for 200 Answer. What year had a?
Speaker 5:blackout 2012 2013?.
Speaker 2:Well, that's two years. Can we, can we?
Speaker 1:narrow that down to one year? Excuse me form of a question. Say what?
Speaker 5:is what is 2013? How the hell did you know that?
Speaker 2:because it's on the screen, because I'm a. Ravens fan.
Speaker 4:No, I, just that was the. I hit the, the space bar you jerk off, all right, uh, no, plus 200. There you go.
Speaker 2:So let's get back to All right, pick again, pick again right.
Speaker 4:How did you know that?
Speaker 5:Because I'm a Ravens fan.
Speaker 4:I told you that the Giants fans show you more jacks is on MVP, by the way.
Speaker 1:Nice playoff game. You had solid what about all the playoff games solid next category question.
Speaker 4:Yeah, can we go seriously? Just give me a bar room. Brawl in here on jeopardy like fuck man.
Speaker 5:Seriously.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl winners for 200 Never appeared in Super Bowl.
Speaker 2:What does the four mean? Do I have to say the browns, the lions, the jaguars and the Texans? I'm assuming so. So what is who? What is the browns, the lions, the jaguars and the Texans?
Speaker 4:What is what Jerry's list? What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 4:Hey, you know, kevin will give you uh, we're gonna give you the good old uh but I'm right, sure.
Speaker 1:He is right. I'm gonna let you know, I'm right.
Speaker 4:I have no idea with the correct why that correct answer came up like that. I didn't touch that Okay, kevin, you go.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're gonna go Super Bowl commercials for one.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl commercials. For one Kerbyre enthusiasm star that start shared his who is Larry David. Who is Larry David? Very good, maddie. All right, let's escape. There we go, maddie, you have control.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl players for 200 Pat.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl players for 200. All right, first leftie Kevin who is Steve young? Who's Kenny? Stabler?
Speaker 1:Well, shouldn't you have let the I know, but I didn't know the correct answer.
Speaker 4:I don't know all the correct answers.
Speaker 1:Okay, snake, wait, snake, fliskin.
Speaker 2:So I'm still in control of the board. Yes, you are. Actually. That was me in control, was it? Oh, okay, and you got the answer wrong.
Speaker 1:It was minus 200, so Just minus 200, so Super Bowl locations for 200, Pat Super Bowl locations for 200.
Speaker 4:Only team that hosts the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:Ryder, there's two, the Bucks and the Rens In 2021,. They were in the Bucks stadium and then they were in SoFi.
Speaker 2:This whole game is fuggies-y now.
Speaker 4:I don't know the correct answers. I should have written them down.
Speaker 5:What am I supposed to say? Who is? Who is the Tampa Bay Buggineers?
Speaker 2:Very good.
Speaker 4:Wow, you do know some stuff, then right.
Speaker 2:I don't know Okay.
Speaker 4:So we have Ryder in control.
Speaker 5:Choose Super Bowl winners for 100.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl winners for 100. Who won the inaugural Kevin.
Speaker 2:Who is the Green Bay Packers?
Speaker 4:Who is the Green Bay Packers? Very good.
Speaker 5:What does that even mean?
Speaker 4:Who won the inaugural?
Speaker 5:The first.
Speaker 1:Super.
Speaker 2:Bowl the first, get a Thors bow.
Speaker 1:Come on Like.
Speaker 5:this is your inaugural appearance on the TID show, the inaugural. It's actually my second.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's his second. He does remember the interview.
Speaker 1:Did you even play that? I know you recorded it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we played it. I really sound like a long time ago.
Speaker 2:Super Bowl trivia for one.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl trivia for one the number 58.
Speaker 5:What is 58?
Speaker 4:It's 5th, it is 58, so this is last year's template, as you can see, people.
Speaker 1:I don't know. This kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the moops the moops. I said 57.
Speaker 4:I don't know it is 58, as you can see, okay, should we have Ryder in the lead? He is winning guys.
Speaker 5:Ryder, choose Super Bowl trivia for 300.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl trivia for 300. Who was the halftime show for the blackout Super Bowl?
Speaker 1:Nobody cares when was that 2013.
Speaker 5:No, nobody cares.
Speaker 2:Time that shit up, bro. There you go.
Speaker 5:Who is it? Who then?
Speaker 4:Nobody cares. That's true. Yes, ryder, you're still in control. Super Bowl locations for 100. Super Bowl locations for 100. This year's Super Bowl location.
Speaker 5:Ryder, Las Vegas or last year's would have been.
Speaker 4:Just do this. There's whatever Lash. What is Las Vegas? That's correct. That was Phoenix Glendale. Listen, we're a little bit behind people, we're okay.
Speaker 1:You should have paid $28.
Speaker 4:I should have done that. I'm dating. I paid 20 bucks and they don't update that shit. Alright Ryder next.
Speaker 5:Super Bowl players for 100.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl players 100. Largest, heaviest player to score in the offensive touchdown.
Speaker 1:Who is William, the refrigerator Perry?
Speaker 4:Maddie, that should be correct. You are correct. Very good, let's do the plus. Bam bam, maddie, super.
Speaker 1:Bowl commercials for 500, pat oh, oh.
Speaker 4:Oh, maddie, we do have the daily double. You do have 200. How much are you willing to risk 200, pat Alright, can't he risk up to 500?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he's going to do up to Because of the dollar value on the board.
Speaker 1:Correct. Wow, I didn't realize you were related to Alex Trebek.
Speaker 2:Just saying I've seen the show once or twice.
Speaker 1:I'll risk 500, pat, so I can be down 300 after this, alright.
Speaker 4:Very good, great Question. A George Orwell-inspired commercial which launched this product and its brand.
Speaker 1:What, what, what. What is Orwell-Weddenbacher?
Speaker 4:What is Apple Macintosh? Unfortunately? Orwell-weddenbacher. Orwell-weddenbacher.
Speaker 1:So where at nice, maddie you're in control Awesome. Let's go. Super Bowl players for 500, pat, I'd like to get back to even Super Bowl players for 500. Answer.
Speaker 4:Quarterback legend to never win a Super Bowl Maddie.
Speaker 1:Who is Dan Marino?
Speaker 2:He's not a little subjective. You know why? I don't know. I feel like there's more than one legend to not win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl players for 400, Pat.
Speaker 4:Are your feelings hurt?
Speaker 1:No, but go on. I'm just saying Go on. Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl? Yeah, maddie, okay. So what the fuck are you worried about Super Bowl players for 400, pat.
Speaker 4:Daily Double Wow.
Speaker 1:Well, I'll wage you 400,.
Speaker 2:Pat.
Speaker 4:Alright Answer. There's only one Daily Double Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:I did two there's two in the final and double-jump. Sorry.
Speaker 4:You're out of the game. Has the most Super Bowl rings. Who is Tom Brady?
Speaker 1:Correct.
Speaker 5:That was the easiest question.
Speaker 4:Well, now you guys are tied. Obs has been disqualified.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised you didn't kick the camera on the way out.
Speaker 4:Where are you going?
Speaker 1:Super Bowl players for 300, Pat.
Speaker 4:So he's out. Where'd he go? Is he coming back? I don't know, kev, oh ye of Little Bladder, oh, he's peeing. Do we have to wait for him?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 4:So, Maddie, you're next. Super Bowl players for 300, Pat Answer Quarterback up here for two different teams and different Super Bowls.
Speaker 5:Who is Peyton Manning?
Speaker 1:Who is Tom Brady?
Speaker 4:I'm going to give you guys both the credit on that. So there's a tie. That's why. Who? What's on Jerry's list? Who the fuck is?
Speaker 1:Jerry, and where is this list? What?
Speaker 4:is this? What the fuck is that? You know what You're going to get it. I'd call your credit card.
Speaker 1:And you're going to get it. I was going to say you should call your credit card company and get that $20 back.
Speaker 4:What are you writing now, Maddie?
Speaker 1:you're still in control. Super Bowl winners for 300, Pat.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl winners for 300. Has only one Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:Is it the Ravens? Could it be? Who's on Jerry's list? Fucking Jerry's list? What is this shit?
Speaker 4:This sucks Fuck this Jerry guy Pat, I bet you there's a list somewhere. There's probably a list. I got to find that.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl winners for 400.
Speaker 4:Which team has participated in the most Super Bowl? Maddie, who are the New England?
Speaker 1:Patriots.
Speaker 5:Correct.
Speaker 1:Could we let all of us back in now?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean he was, he just stormed out like a you know.
Speaker 1:PC yeah, let's go. Super Bowl winners for 500, pat, oh shit, that's taking quite a lead, huh yeah.
Speaker 4:Who has the most. It's going to say Jerry's list. I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 2:Who are the New England Patriots?
Speaker 1:Who are Jerry's list?
Speaker 5:Who are the Steelers and the Patriots?
Speaker 4:Oh, Ryder got it right. You just said the Patriots. You did just say the Patriots and you did not use the formal questions.
Speaker 1:Can you sit?
Speaker 4:there and look at me dirty. It doesn't say what teams.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, what happened to Facebook Live? It doesn't say what teams Did you kick the wire when you called?
Speaker 1:Oh, my fucking god, god damn it, god damn it. Oh, just Do you got it or oh, I got it. Do you got it or oh? Is this going to ruin the whole thing now?
Speaker 4:No, just you got to turn the camera on.
Speaker 1:Oh, sit down, Sit down.
Speaker 2:Sorry, sorry, man, but I'm just saying it didn't say who it said who not. Wait, we're not even talking about the game right now. They said it's a tie. I feel like that's my, that's my win. No, it's not, you don't got it Okay.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, you lose points. Are we going to be able to?
Speaker 2:Well, if I got it wrong, which I didn't get it wrong.
Speaker 4:You only answered one out of the two you got it wrong.
Speaker 2:It said who, it didn't say what teams.
Speaker 4:If you noticed, if you were in here before you stormed out, that column is just teams Ops.
Speaker 1:You're wrong.
Speaker 4:Now you don't know what to do, because oh boy. Yeah, because I got to stop the stream now.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, that's going to ruin the game.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're so lucky.
Speaker 2:There we go.
Speaker 4:You are so lucky I'm not even on camera.
Speaker 2:All right Awesome Good job.
Speaker 4:Kev Great job. Who is chicken legs Correct.
Speaker 5:So again it says who has?
Speaker 2:the most Super Bowl wins, it's a tie. I feel like there are two acceptable answers, not like Just by you saying that minus four Incorrect.
Speaker 4:He got it right. He answered the question right.
Speaker 2:Correctly. But no, you didn't. You missed the stealers.
Speaker 4:Dude, seriously, you got it wrong. You said the Patriots.
Speaker 1:Just don't leave again, because you kicked the fucking wire out again. I'm about to Back to the board, pat.
Speaker 4:Rider, you're in control.
Speaker 1:Hurry up before Kevin moves.
Speaker 5:Super Bowl trivia 400.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl trivia 400. What jewelry company creates? Nope.
Speaker 5:I got no idea.
Speaker 4:You who got that first Rider, actually had it first. All right, so we're going to subtract 400. Anybody else?
Speaker 1:Who is Tiffany's? I don't think that's right man. I don't think it is either. Oh, we got it right. Oh my God, oh my God, at a left field.
Speaker 4:Holy Moses Matty takes control. It's 1700.
Speaker 1:Wow, I got to get off of this shit.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl commercial for 200,. Pat Super Bowl commercial is 200.
Speaker 1:Head kid catch. Star, who is mean Joe Green? Head kid catch.
Speaker 2:The hell is that it's supposed to be? Hey, kid catch.
Speaker 4:Who the fuck typed that it wasn't me Me, joe Green. We're going to go over typos now too, goddamn. Head kid, catch you should have got the $28 version. Unbelievable, there was only one fucking number.
Speaker 1:I could fucking charge it Super Bowl trivia for 500, Pat Super Bowl trivia 500.
Speaker 4:Americans spend this on beer for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:It's like what is like Like $2 billion? $2 billion, it's a lot $1.3 billion.
Speaker 4:So that's not correct. Sorry, writer, are you serious?
Speaker 1:She said $2 billion. That's what Jerry's List says. Yeah, $2 billion is not $1.3 billion.
Speaker 4:I don't know why you shouldn't have guessed, that. Oh, that was last year's. Yeah, still wrong. No writer, no.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl commercials 400.
Speaker 4:This famous Snickers ad featured this actor as a.
Speaker 2:Who is Betty White?
Speaker 1:Yes, nice job, nice job.
Speaker 4:Very good, back to zero, kat Sweet.
Speaker 2:Commercials for three.
Speaker 4:The only one maker to make it to the top five commercials of all time with the Boston-inspired SmartPak. What's fucking.
Speaker 1:Boston-inspired. Who gives a shit? Smartpak what does that mean in English, smartpak? Yeah, it's supposed to be SmartPak.
Speaker 4:SmartPak Top five commercials of all time.
Speaker 1:Boston-inspired.
Speaker 4:SmartPak. Hey Ben, fuck you Boston. What automaker do?
Speaker 2:you guys, anybody Kevin.
Speaker 4:Who is Audi? I'm not even going to check the correct answer now so let's see Hyundai.
Speaker 1:Ben knew. You know why? Ben knew Because he fucking talks like that sputnik.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we open the SmartPak, we open the SmartPak.
Speaker 2:He's one of the M-Fuckers. All right, so locations for three.
Speaker 4:Location of the coldest ever Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:Matt, what is the frozen tundra of Lambo Field?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Lambo, I don't think.
Speaker 4:Lambo ever hosted this? Did they host the Super Bowl?
Speaker 1:I want to see what fucking Jerry's list has to say Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. New Orleans.
Speaker 4:New Orleans, you wouldn't have gotten.
Speaker 2:New Orleans Matt Kevin, yeah, I wouldn't have like, like the fucking dome Like what the fuck. No, before the dome they played out. All right, matt, you're still in control.
Speaker 4:No I am Kevin, whatever. Sorry Feeling's hard again.
Speaker 2:I'm in control Four.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're in control. Has hosted the most Super Bowls. There's a tie, so it's going to say Jerry's list.
Speaker 2:So do I have to say two. Yes.
Speaker 4:If there's a tie.
Speaker 2:yes, I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable.
Speaker 4:But I'll say oh my god, why?
Speaker 1:are you changing the rules?
Speaker 2:I'm just going to say Miami and New Orleans.
Speaker 4:It's on Jerry's list, so I'm going to give you credit on that, kevin.
Speaker 1:Who's this, jerry, and where is this list?
Speaker 4:I don't know what this list is all about? Whoever?
Speaker 1:wrote that in there is really annoying. We got to speed this up. We're not going to have enough bourbon.
Speaker 2:All right, so next, wow we're running quick.
Speaker 4:Last question, thank god, last question. Little splash, little splash. What's the first Super Bowl?
Speaker 1:I'm keeping my comfortable.
Speaker 2:Fuck you guys, I'm like I'm, I'm risking it, Matt Kevin.
Speaker 1:What is Pasadena? No, it was Kansas City, or fucking Lambo. I can't see him.
Speaker 2:I knew he was California. Wow, I knew he was fucking California.
Speaker 4:Alrighty.
Speaker 2:There's a second round, right, all right.
Speaker 4:That's the end of our first round. It's our only round, thank god.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 4:This is like watching children die. It's awful, I'm out of Final Jeopardy. Unfortunately, kevin, you did not make it to Final Jeopardy because you have nothing to bet, so I'm about to kick that camera over again.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's unfucking believable you are.
Speaker 4:Now I'm just going to load Final Jeopardy up, so they're still watching what we're. What are you loading the Final?
Speaker 1:Jeopardy. Okay, just checking why. Ah Pfft, no jumping. Perhaps you could have answered a couple of questions if you did store Matt in the studio and kicked the camera wire, listen, I was told I was disqualified.
Speaker 2:So you know, hey Ben, how are you?
Speaker 1:I wasn't even coming back, ben's getting a loan of 100 dollars so you can play Final Jeopardy. No.
Speaker 2:But then I said no, I should go back, you know.
Speaker 1:Well, you're going to go upstairs and cook more chicken, I know.
Speaker 2:I was going to eat more shit.
Speaker 1:You know, I was definitely eating stuff.
Speaker 4:Are you guys? I'm going to reveal yes, since Kevin's out, ryder, you had what 500?
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:So we have Mattie at 16, Ryder at 5. I'm going to ruin it for everybody.
Speaker 1:Oh, don't be that guy. Yeah, I can scream.
Speaker 2:Oh, I can scream, I can scream loud.
Speaker 3:I can scream loud. I can scream loud. I can scream loud.
Speaker 4:I mean, and here and here we go. Ryder and Mattie in the Final Jeopardy, and not the little bitch over to my left. Careful, because you might see a Molotov cocktail come through the screen real quick. Here is our daily double, our.
Speaker 1:Final Jeopardy.
Speaker 4:Oh, sorry, you don't hit that, so I know I'm just saying so you guys have so easy, so easy.
Speaker 1:They can't see it on Facebook, huh.
Speaker 4:Oh, because I'm not sharing it.
Speaker 1:You should probably share that I'm going to.
Speaker 2:I had a voice.
Speaker 4:I can talk about it. Oh boy, here we go. You're staying until the show's over.
Speaker 2:This is great.
Speaker 1:This is so great here we go Put that goddamn Snapchat away, son.
Speaker 5:Just hang on. Just hang on.
Speaker 2:I can die Phone's down.
Speaker 1:Did we get that shared? Yeah, it's on there. No one can see it, but it's fine Phone's down.
Speaker 4:There it is All right. So, Ryder, since you are the low man on the totem pole, what's your answer? This MVP holds the highest completion percentage in Super Bowl history of 88%.
Speaker 1:What are you wagering and what is your answer, sir?
Speaker 5:I'm going to wait for 500. It's a quarterback right.
Speaker 1:Obviously there's some running back, still passes in the game also.
Speaker 2:If I were to be cheating, I would answer the question already no how about I answer the question.
Speaker 1:Let's go get to that point.
Speaker 5:Who was Peyton Manning?
Speaker 4:Good guess, matty, you're at 1600. What?
Speaker 1:is yours, I will also wage your 500, because I'm hedging my bets like a prick, and I will say Phil Sims, new York Giants 1986.
Speaker 4:The answer the fact that he's still talking when there's a mic on the answer is.
Speaker 1:Disney travel Phil.
Speaker 4:Sims Went 22 for 25, 88 percent completion percentage, yep 1990 no, that was 86 man. It goes yeah post antler, it's six, yeah, where's he going?
Speaker 1:And sex traffic children you know how much money he made for that. What is a shit ton pet?
Speaker 2:who's the first one?
Speaker 4:who's the first one? What, oh yeah, if?
Speaker 2:you're not like a little bitch like who, who was the first one to say that?
Speaker 4:I have no idea what.
Speaker 1:I'm going to Disney World, like I feel like it was before him, but not too much before not too much either.
Speaker 2:No, it's so. I mean, wasn't it wasn't McMahon, oh?
Speaker 3:Oh well. I mean Ben.
Speaker 2:No, it definitely wasn't dude, like he was not the.
Speaker 1:Let's not, but they wouldn't have asked him. They would ask Walter Peyton, I think, I feel.
Speaker 4:I think, with what he's trying to do is take attention away from the fact that he wasn't in final jeopardy and rider Was that's true?
Speaker 1:rider nice job.
Speaker 4:Very good job, nice job Awesome.
Speaker 1:No, it's for you.
Speaker 4:Yeah once again, you're bottom of the.
Speaker 2:It was like question that popped in my head, like I, know I'm just busting your, busting your jobs.
Speaker 4:I know sensitivity, I know.
Speaker 1:Then don't you ever invoke the name of Pat Mahomes on the show, ever again.
Speaker 2:Like it was it since row Joe got it right drove, joe.
Speaker 4:Text me Phil Sims, because you probably drove, you probably did.
Speaker 3:Search that real quick before you sent it out.
Speaker 4:But yeah, phil Sims went 22 for 25.
Speaker 2:Maddie, google that real quick. Who is the first person to say they're going to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl? I'll, that's got to be. I bet it is Phil Sims.
Speaker 1:No, it is not.
Speaker 2:Because I don't, I don't think I remember anybody before that, like there was the Bears.
Speaker 4:Yeah, jimmy didn't make me who won the Super Bowl, who won Super Bowl MVP with the Bears?
Speaker 2:There was the the Raiders, there was the Redskins like that there and they don't do that anymore, do they? No, I think they still do. Yeah, but they don't, but they don't know they don't like.
Speaker 4:Commercialize it as much they used to not wow, it was.
Speaker 1:Phil Sims was the first one, yeah the Kabam Whoo.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 4:That's what you get. Okay, hey, kevin, one, but um, yeah, I don't. You don't see it as preleving as it was. Well, you can't in the day.
Speaker 1:Well, you can't say it anymore, because now Disney World is not synonymous with trafficking children. This is true, yeah, so no one wants to bring their kids to Disney World after the Super Bowl?
Speaker 4:No, no, would it be like I'm going to Epstein's Island, like where would that be bet? Oh.
Speaker 1:Well, we just made top five of another list.
Speaker 4:FBI list. Right, you know what Epstein's Island is, right, yeah, okay, flunger in them. As long as you're in on the loop, all right. You stay away from those sick bastards out there, unless I'm still let them, don't let them sex traffic you don't go near the white vans.
Speaker 1:We're no serious what anything that says free candy.
Speaker 2:First you test, then you run when we were kids, it was stay away from vans. Now it's like stay away from islands.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't accept that trip on a plane.
Speaker 4:I've seen some of the worst. Oh, this is what I wanted to play. Do you guys know the Story behind the number 13 and this Super Bowl?
Speaker 2:Super Bowl 58 and the number 13.
Speaker 4:No, all right, so I'm gonna show you who is Ray Lewis getting away with murder? Let me see if it's here, is it there? I Think I have it saved.
Speaker 1:Ben, if you're still there, call in. We need some. We need some fresh blood blood now. The flamingo kid over here is it's Peter and out and Pat's searching on his phone. We need, we need something. I.
Speaker 4:Believe. I sent it to you guys and I don't think you guys watched it. No.
Speaker 5:Yeah that?
Speaker 4:what did I? Where did I find that?
Speaker 1:I saw that's that, don't. It did duster Pedroia thing and she was dancing off second base. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:With a ball bat. What Challenge what?
Speaker 5:it's like a Super Bowl conspiracy about Taylor Swift here.
Speaker 4:It is All right, listen to this. It's gonna make sure we're fucking connected first. This is the most ridiculous thing possible, because All the interconnections of the number 13 and all the stuff you're about to hear is true. So are you ready to hear? Here we go, no. What Super Bowl is this 58?
Speaker 2:You know what? Five plus eight is 13? It's Taylor's first album called 13 Yo.
Speaker 3:Guys know the date of the Super Bowl? I see 11 February.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Who are they playing the?
Speaker 2:49ers, it's four plus nine.
Speaker 3:Dude Just saying what's either the 49ers, the one seed what seed are the chiefs?
Speaker 2:the two seed, no, the three? Where's Taylor Swift coming from? She's come from Tokyo Super Bowl. Was that me? A flight from Tokyo to Las Vegas?
Speaker 3:13 hours and I'm not even kidding you know how many games.
Speaker 4:Taylor Swift has been to 13, 12.
Speaker 2:This is the 13.
Speaker 4:So Kev, who you taking?
Speaker 1:you had Parents pass away in your life, right and their names are you bet none. Oh, you know what I'm talking about right, right, right, yes, yeah, right yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm betting on the chiefs.
Speaker 1:Did you?
Speaker 4:see good mushroom been put them in the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Niners in the over Did.
Speaker 4:I see what. Have you seen the way?
Speaker 5:Have you seen all the like the things that are going on with the 49ers, like how there was a fire alarm pulled in their hotel. I woke everyone up and then the practice fields are low, like really fucked up Really, and then the chiefs get to practice those. So the the 49ers have to practice in a university. You know V and then the chiefs get the Raiders Practice field. Yeah, and does that happen? The 49ers Christian McAfrey even said it was like he. He thinks it was an inside job.
Speaker 1:The only inside job Christian McAfrey's getting is the pegging me the night before.
Speaker 4:Oh, this is way fun. Yes right, don't worry about pegging, we're not gonna discuss. Don't look that up. Yeah, and so he was talking about the, the things I've seen. That's gotten you know. So he brings it up last night and writers like what are you talking about? But you don't want to know.
Speaker 1:But you don't want to know. I see that, yeah, the shadows.
Speaker 5:Shadows you've been seeing around the house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, could you? I did. You set up the camera and past bedroom, yet no, to tape him sleep.
Speaker 4:Kevin just gets liquored up on one night and throws a sheet over, says I'm like, dude, you're gonna, you're gonna, creep out my son. Stop doing that. You haven't seen anybody running around with sheets on, have you?
Speaker 1:okay, good, as long as we haven't done that. Those sheets. No burning crosses. Hi, we've been going for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think Ben's gonna call in. He's got to take a pee. Oh, speak of the devil, right well, there's a Saturday night show.
Speaker 1:We'll call you back. Oh Ben, All right.
Speaker 4:Hey, I'm not hooked up again, I just had it connected. Uh-huh time out. Yeah, yeah, it's connected.
Speaker 2:You can't hear it? Hey, ben Ben, why is that one all the way down that's the one we don't use. Kevin, is that the NFL music? So turn it up. What?
Speaker 3:ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 4:Yeah, miss right, dear guy, got no ideas. No, you asshole. This is for the fucking thing. That's plugged in. It's not plugged in. This is for the computer, the computers up halfway. Why is your an idiot? You ask stupid questions right here? Cuz he's a cunt. Why is this? Now she's coming through the board.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hello.
Speaker 1:Let's pass the press one and disconnect the voice mail Hello.
Speaker 4:Oh, what's going on, mr?
Speaker 1:Travers, we missed you pal.
Speaker 3:I'm using my fucking hot Up there in Boston.
Speaker 1:If you smart pock outside of bosses, is it put you like a handicap spot and somewhere?
Speaker 4:He's always Fuck.
Speaker 1:This smart pock and his retard pock. That depends on what level of financial Financial.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was good, that was good.
Speaker 1:How deep your pockets are. I had it for a second.
Speaker 4:What are you doing, mr Travers? I?
Speaker 3:Am having a couple of Tito's and watch TV.
Speaker 1:Are you? Are you a Montreal, or is that next week?
Speaker 2:Is that over for Texas?
Speaker 1:next week. We expect a phone call from a bar with people in it next week. That a gay bar.
Speaker 4:Like last time, I could make that happen. Of course you're going to the blue oyster.
Speaker 1:If you have you video, call us from a strip club. The style points the cloudy oyster. Oh right, you might have to go upstairs. You search a cloudy oyster on the Google later.
Speaker 4:Just staring at them. What'd you say, ben?
Speaker 3:If you guys are on next Sunday night, I'll be sure to call in.
Speaker 1:We'll be on next Sunday.
Speaker 4:Yeah, hopefully the phone works, but we are the only podcast that'll call you back.
Speaker 2:Now.
Speaker 3:We do, you guys Up at the top five, and a bunch of different categories.
Speaker 2:That's great, it's pretty wild, isn't it? Making noise, bro, making noise.
Speaker 4:Kevin's just making headaches. I.
Speaker 2:Take such abuse here come on.
Speaker 1:We getting any kind of following up in the MS juices area? You tell them some people. They like you know we got people. Maybe listen to our podcast in the hospital or something like. What's up?
Speaker 3:I'm telling some of my friends to log on, but I don't know if they're doing it.
Speaker 4:Well, I think you should be following up and not. They're going to the park.
Speaker 1:I Smart on smart box are they smart?
Speaker 4:Did I sound smart?
Speaker 3:They're fucking smart kids, man. You know, I know, I don't know Ben, I don't know.
Speaker 4:It sounds, it's this sounds like the the story from the gay bar.
Speaker 1:So what do you? What do you go north of the border for next week? Again little little conference.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go see my mother-in-law, oh.
Speaker 1:I wonder why you're at the bar.
Speaker 3:No shit.
Speaker 2:No shit.
Speaker 4:Rickets Right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I always tell you do you know what the difference is between an in-law and an out-law?
Speaker 4:No, tell us, Outlaws are wanted.
Speaker 3:Ah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2:Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 1:Cheers.
Speaker 2:Cheers.
Speaker 1:You're no, matt Reif, but I like it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was a tough one. That was a tough one right there. Outlaws are wanted.
Speaker 1:Why you gotta make fun of our number one fan. You do too. You got Chicken Leg McGurton over here, the flying flamingo coming from above. Wow, you make fun of our number one fan. This is the guy that's pushed us to the top five in his charts, right he's helped.
Speaker 4:He doesn't even know what the hell he's doing.
Speaker 1:He has no idea, he's not listening to us on a good pod. You don't listen to us on a good pod, do you?
Speaker 3:No, it's not. I've watched every fucking show on Facebook for the past I don't know how many years.
Speaker 4:The man is dedicated. He is right Very much so we love you. I'm gonna give you some show-used merch. We're gonna send them to Kevin's drawers.
Speaker 3:I've already got a come filled clock, taking them like a five. I don't need anything else, we're gonna throw a sigh.
Speaker 1:That's the greatest merch ever we're gonna let Ryder spend some time with a size small. Take a deep show shirt.
Speaker 4:Yep, and then we're gonna send that over to you. Zimmy, zim, zoom, like Kevin said about the dirt bikes room, that's it. You'll have it real quick, straight up to the gullet.
Speaker 1:Did you say cutlet or gullet?
Speaker 4:I think it's time for us to sign off.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's how you fuckers treat me. I just want a good batch of french fries from Odd's house. You're never gonna get it Well, I'll tell you what?
Speaker 1:you certainly won't get a batch of fries out of the microwave. No Ry, would you ever cook french fries out of the microwave.
Speaker 5:No, why.
Speaker 2:I got that coming home. You see exactly what's going on.
Speaker 4:Jack Daniels fucking.
Speaker 2:Whiskey barrel.
Speaker 1:From where Is it full of Jack Daniels?
Speaker 4:More than who cares. What's the matter? Does it have a fucking decoration?
Speaker 2:I feel like I want to put it right there instead of that thing, I'm just gonna get drunk one night and play Donkey Kong with it.
Speaker 1:He's worrying about decorating the studio.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm always thinking about the studio.
Speaker 4:Shut, your mouth Shut your mouth.
Speaker 2:That's sweet, though, right that's nice.
Speaker 1:So, ben, what else? What's going on? Tell us a story, tell us something, keep us engaged, otherwise Pat wants to shut your shit down for tonight.
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, what do I have for you? I'm trying to think no.
Speaker 4:Why do I hear him? I got nothing for you, alright, awesome. Who do you want to win in the Super Bowl? Is that coming home right now?
Speaker 3:I want to stay in friend all the way, amen.
Speaker 2:Amen, let's go.
Speaker 4:Niners I like that. That's cool.
Speaker 3:I don't like the fact that if they win, they're gonna tie the Patriots for the amount of Super Bowl wins. But fuck it, I fucking hate Malm.
Speaker 2:Well, and the Steelers?
Speaker 4:We got that wrong, just so you know, kevin, you were wrong.
Speaker 1:Hey, so what do you think the Patriots are gonna do in the draft there?
Speaker 3:With Jirad Meo at the helm. That's a good question. I think they might go with some talent. They've got a lot of money.
Speaker 1:Linebacker in the first round.
Speaker 3:No, I'm hoping wide out.
Speaker 4:What do you think the, what pick they got? What do you think the Patriots have?
Speaker 5:Patriots currently do not have a quarterback. What pick they?
Speaker 4:have this year.
Speaker 5:It was a third or a fourth.
Speaker 4:Oh, are they up that? I think they're going quarterback.
Speaker 5:Why wouldn't you go quarterback?
Speaker 4:It depends on who's that.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what, not for nothing, two quarterbacks go first. You can't go wrong taking Marvin Harrison Jr.
Speaker 3:Very true. I would agree with that 100%. Matt, that's who I wanted.
Speaker 5:Marvin Harrison Jr is gonna end up most likely going to the Bears.
Speaker 2:First overall. You think so.
Speaker 5:Caleb Williams. He slid down the draft stock throughout the season.
Speaker 4:Listen, he does have his insights, more than I think we do.
Speaker 1:He's got more time on his hands.
Speaker 4:So you think the Bears are going to go first pick. They're going to stay with Justin Fields and go with Marvin Harrison Jr.
Speaker 5:I think it's going to be Marvin Harrison Jr, and who was the second pick? The Redskins.
Speaker 4:Redskins get Caleb or they get Jaden Daniels.
Speaker 1:No, they take Caleb Williams. No, I hope they take Jaden Daniels. I hope they take Jaden Daniels. No, that's why they've hired Kingsbury.
Speaker 2:I want Jaden Daniels man. He's a senior and that matters.
Speaker 1:Hey, Ben, will you call in live on the night of the drafts so we can watch Orbs cry after the commanders make the number two pick? Yeah, they take the first transgender player.
Speaker 4:What's?
Speaker 1:it worth. Tate Tatelin Williams is transitioning. Wow, wow.
Speaker 2:Tatelin Williams is transitioning.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 4:We were taking Katelyn Jenner Kicker.
Speaker 1:You know what would be awesome If the Redskins representative goes up to the podium and said we're doing this for Orbs.
Speaker 2:I do it. Katelyn Jenner catch her Wait no Pitcher and catcher.
Speaker 1:Catcher and pitcher, whatever you want she's a utility player.
Speaker 3:A lot of utility players. All right.
Speaker 1:And we're done with viewers, so Rye, what's your switch hitter so?
Speaker 4:your prediction is Marvin Harrison Jr going first to the Bears.
Speaker 5:I would rather see. I think Jaden Daniels has a higher ceiling than Caleb Williams. I agree, I don't like Caleb Williams at all. I think Caleb Williams has a higher ceiling, but he has a lower floor. Okay, I think Jaden Daniels.
Speaker 4:That's what I wanted too, but it's not going to happen Unless they trade up to two.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 4:If that works out.
Speaker 2:They won't.
Speaker 4:The Redskins are going to trade with. John they will not trade with them.
Speaker 2:I know, because it's inter-conference and it's inter-position too. You're trading up for the same guy, yeah but then you get more drift value. It's not happening, no way it's shape or form. You're not going to win, Daniels. You're going to get a bad pick watch.
Speaker 1:They're going to trade for Hugh Penex. I don't want fucking.
Speaker 2:Caleb Williams. I don't want Derek May, I want fucking Jaden Daniels.
Speaker 5:I wouldn't be surprised if the Bears ended up trading out of the first pair they should trade.
Speaker 1:Well, if they keep, they should trade it to the.
Speaker 2:Giants. They could trade Caleb Williams. Now Giants are going to trade.
Speaker 4:Caleb Williams.
Speaker 2:I know that.
Speaker 4:No, they won't. I know Jaden Daniels higher on their list than Caleb was and Giants went to the USC Notre Dame game and I think his stock value fell after that.
Speaker 1:Listen. All I know is when the kid climbed up in the stands and cried on his mother's shoulder, that was the end Caleb Williams did no no.
Speaker 4:I wasn't talking about Jaden Daniels.
Speaker 1:He clearly said Caleb Williams.
Speaker 4:Sorry, I misunderstood. Don't interrupt if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:You were a little out of water.
Speaker 5:Seriously, the Giants are going to end up taking a wider server, the.
Speaker 3:Pats are going to get Marvin Harrison Jr as a wide out. They're going to keep Bailey Zappy. They're going to build up their whole line.
Speaker 1:Did you just say they're going to compete with Bailey Zappy? Your fucking quarterback's name is Bailey Bailey fucking Zappy. I don't know, what his name is Bailey Zappy eats paste in the corner back corner in the fucking classroom. Listen your fucking.
Speaker 2:New York team would pick Uncle Rico.
Speaker 4:I'm not a fucking New York fan. I'll take Uncle Rico any day of the week, bro.
Speaker 1:Quite honestly if Uncle Rico went out and was paid for the Raiders on the old board.
Speaker 4:I don't know if you noticed, but Uncle Rico beat the flying flamingo at a throwing contest. Eats paste, bailey.
Speaker 1:Zappy eats paste Bailey.
Speaker 3:Zappy does live in a fucking van, that's because he's at the smart pot.
Speaker 4:I can see the jet going In the first round, we picked Uncle Rico.
Speaker 3:We vote for Pedro, though.
Speaker 4:Well, that's your boy, Mick.
Speaker 1:He's rooting for something. He needs something to root for. That poor guy. Jets are picking a linebacker at OSU.
Speaker 2:That's who they're picking. I don't know who that is, you can look it up, but that's who they're picking. But that's the pick. Yeah, because the Jets just fucking pickin' it Jets, just fucking up all the time. What?
Speaker 1:number picked, the line Aaron Rodgers is coming back. Seventh Well, don't you have to be, here first to come back.
Speaker 2:Like what was your year for. Like six snaps.
Speaker 1:Well, I believe we did a show that night.
Speaker 2:Can you call that a comeback if you had six snaps?
Speaker 4:Oh, we were doing a show. We were doing a show that night. I remember that.
Speaker 1:Four snaps Four snap Aaron.
Speaker 4:What do you think is going to happen with Rodgers Like it's?
Speaker 2:comeback, I think they no one's talking.
Speaker 4:I was dude. You're stopping all over everybody talking dude. God Jesus, I think they're gonna. Was I looking at you when I?
Speaker 1:was asking the question.
Speaker 4:Let's go. Come on, clean this shit out, put him in the bathroom, ben.
Speaker 3:Straighten it up, Bob. I want some water over here it's just disorderly.
Speaker 2:Wow, two Bruce Hain Really Okay. Hey message received bro.
Speaker 3:Message received. Let's go.
Speaker 1:Fucking. Salpe's ready to go now, yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, all right, so let's back to the question. What was the question? I was asking the integrators. I'm so glad I'm so out of it. Oh, so okay. So if Aaron Rodgers is he's coming back next year Jets quarterback, how do you?
Speaker 5:think the Jets gonna do Well. I think when the Jets got Aaron Rodgers, I didn't really like I thought they were going to get like two more wins than they usually do, so like I thought they were going to go like 10 and I don't think.
Speaker 4:I don't know, because I think with if he played in their wide receiver, I think he would have been phenomenal this year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, he wasn't terrible with the garbage they had thrown in the bowl.
Speaker 4:Kevin, what do you think?
Speaker 1:Now if they've got a legit quarterback audible on the line throwing some passes getting Bruce.
Speaker 4:Haukeball Like a fucking 12-year-old.
Speaker 1:So what do you think?
Speaker 3:Kevin.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say he's not gonna speak.
Speaker 3:No, his feelings are hurt again.
Speaker 1:He's he. You hurt his pride. You hurt his pride.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure I'm allowed to.
Speaker 1:That's why I asked you. He asked you directly. He did ask you a direct question.
Speaker 2:So we're, talking. Go ahead Go ahead Telegraphed no, why Shut up bitch man. This is great, so great. Shut up bitch.
Speaker 3:I can't even take a drink of a scotch.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, you good, all right.
Speaker 5:So how do you think the Do you think they're gonna have a good year this year?
Speaker 1:Not Kevin.
Speaker 5:I think they'll have a better. I think they'll have a good year. I don't think they're gonna be better. I think they're gonna be the third best team in the division. I think the bells are bad in. Shut up bitch.
Speaker 4:I love it. That's probably the best sound on the board right now Absolutely.
Speaker 2:He's finally on point with something.
Speaker 3:I have a question to ask you guys.
Speaker 1:Sure Ben, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 3:Who the hell is.
Speaker 4:Deadpool sitting in the quarter-frove over there. That's my son, deadpool.
Speaker 3:He looks like Deadpool.
Speaker 1:Good thing you didn't see the alpha. He tried to come in here with.
Speaker 4:Nah, he's just wearing his hood in his winter hat. He doesn't want to show his face because he's.
Speaker 3:I will say his insight is pretty good, though I'll give him credit he does know his stuff.
Speaker 4:He does study up on his numbers and whatnot. He does have a lot more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff. Nah, he's. I interrupted what. Nah, you know what.
Speaker 1:I saw I didn't interrupt you. Drop that, just turn the volume right off. What?
Speaker 3:You look like Deadpool Okay.
Speaker 4:Anywho, where was I now?
Speaker 5:As I was saying. I think the bills and the dolphins are better. And then there's the sorry-ass Patriots and I think it's gonna go bills, dolphins.
Speaker 1:Shut up, bitch. No one's safe. No one's safe.
Speaker 4:It wasn't towards you. I swear to God, I love you. You want to come see what Uh-oh? Who was he?
Speaker 2:talking to. He was looking at me when he pressed the button.
Speaker 3:Talking to my son.
Speaker 4:Oh, I thought you were a son's parlor.
Speaker 1:Are you letting him watch the Take a Deep Show?
Speaker 4:You should, as Kevin's been blocking me the whole fucking episode which I love. Look at it.
Speaker 3:There we go.
Speaker 2:Very good very good.
Speaker 1:So do you let your son watch the Take a Deep Show with you.
Speaker 3:Usually he's in bed.
Speaker 4:But when we do watch it, we watch it in the smart pock.
Speaker 3:No, he doesn't watch it in the smart pock, but after I pock the car he'll watch it.
Speaker 1:So, Shut up, bitch, it never gets old. No, it's not.
Speaker 4:I wish I had that on repeat. Anytime Kevin spoke, it was automatic when they recognized his voice.
Speaker 1:Not for nothing. Can you send that to my phone? I just want to walk around with that old like that's it.
Speaker 4:It's beautiful. I love you, kevin. He's just looking at his wooden casket that's coming to the fucking to the house, so angry right now. Can't wait to decorate this. We're still waiting for you to say something.
Speaker 2:I wasn't sure I was allowed. You know like to throw a parameter inside it. Whatever, okay.
Speaker 5:Just waiting for it.
Speaker 2:Shut up bitch, Just waiting for that, Just waiting for that man you know can't wait for.
Speaker 1:You're never gonna fucking hold, even when you know it's coming.
Speaker 2:Can't wait for next show. Gonna be awesome. Shut up, bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys need some dishes, so you know, maybe a splat mat.
Speaker 4:A splat mat.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:What the hell's a splat mat Ooh Anyway.
Speaker 4:I think it's time for us to call it quits tonight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ben, we love you. Thank you for calling in.
Speaker 4:Want to thank Ryder for joining us on that you guys are the best.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Thanks, Benny Join us on the next job and trivia run Jeopardy and you champ.
Speaker 4:Fucking making this one not even make to the final Jeopardy, which is great. Yeah yeah Negative.
Speaker 2:Shut up bitch Sweet, sweet, sweet. Yeah, I hope you all get food poisoning.
Speaker 1:I only put that chicken in for 45 minutes.
Speaker 2:You know, maybe a herpie or two, oh, yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That shit don't go away 15,.
Speaker 4:Why would you wish that on him?
Speaker 2:That's terrible. That wasn't talking to him.
Speaker 4:Well, he was pointed. He was in that direction. No, it looked like you were talking to him. I think you were saying it straight to him.
Speaker 2:We made no eye contact. When I said herpes, we made no eye contact. It was me.
Speaker 4:You and you. I wasn't making contact with you. You who says I don't have them already? I mean Christ.
Speaker 1:I mean, if I made it this far, God bless me. We have a good immune system. It's true. It's true. What do you think? We've been to some of the dirty places I've been. You got some immunity to just a lot of shit.
Speaker 4:That was like that was perfect.
Speaker 3:That was like an absolute, perfect.
Speaker 2:That was like the best mistake ever.
Speaker 3:Well done.
Speaker 4:All right, that was fucking great dude. All right, I mean that's what you get, Kev. Fuck you too.
Speaker 3:Benny, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 4:Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this episode of the. Ticket Deep Show.
Speaker 1:Going up to the top three next week.
Speaker 4:Here we go yeah, it's.
Speaker 2:What's wrong, kev? Nothing, man, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3:Dude my fuck your car and have it. You arse bitches, Ha ha ha Nice, nice.
Speaker 4:Oh, he's hung up, so he's not there anymore.
Speaker 2:Everything's fucking great man. Everything's fucking great bro. No complaints about nothing?
Speaker 1:Oh man, it's gonna be so. It's gonna be so hard to leave tonight.
Speaker 2:Now you can't leave.
Speaker 4:Don't do that shit again. You're not locking us in here, kevin.
Speaker 2:We'll get a little crazy as long as we got the three of us we can figure something out, he'll lock us in Like don't be mistaken, I let you down.
Speaker 4:Thank, you for joining us. Episode 92 of the Ticket Deep Show Ticket Deep bitches. Ticket Deep bitches.