The Take It Deep Show
Ep.91 From Cult Movies to Ghostly Encounters with a Dash of Politics
Ever been left drinkless during a toast, or mused over the merits of 'Red Dawn' vs. its reboot? That's how we roll in our latest episode - a blend of irreverent humor and candid talk that meanders through our rise up the podcast charts (who needs top 100 when you're indie gold?) to the wacky world of budget airlines. Patrick Swayze fanatics beware; we've got a segment that'll resonate with your 'Roadhouse' soul, and for those who've ever questioned the logic behind certain remakes, you're in good company.
Strap in for an auditory adventure where we don't just cross the line – we catapult over it, tackling topics that'll have you questioning our sanity. From the questionable benefits of 'performance-enhancing' podcasting to eco-unfriendly vehicle mishaps, we're serving up stories that are as bizarre as they are true. And for those who like their politics served with a side of sarcasm, we take a dig into the serious implications of Governor Abbott's border policies without losing that touch of comedic flair.
As night falls, things get a tad more spectral – are you ready for chills and chuckles in equal measure? We're sharing ghost stories that might make you steer clear of your basement, while also casting a skeptic's eye on the world of mediums and paranormal apps. Plus, we tease our potentially haunted 100th episode plans, because who doesn't want to mix a little ghost hunting with their podcast listening? Tune in and prepare for an episode that's as unconventional as a game of cornhole with a supernatural twist.
Ever been left drinkless during a toast, or mused over the merits of 'Red Dawn' vs. its reboot? That's how we roll in our latest episode - a blend of irreverent humor and candid talk that meanders through our rise up the podcast charts (who needs top 100 when you're indie gold?) to the wacky world of budget airlines. Patrick Swayze fanatics beware; we've got a segment that'll resonate with your 'Roadhouse' soul, and for those who've ever questioned the logic behind certain remakes, you're in good company.
Strap in for an auditory adventure where we don't just cross the line – we catapult over it, tackling topics that'll have you questioning our sanity. From the questionable benefits of 'performance-enhancing' podcasting to eco-unfriendly vehicle mishaps, we're serving up stories that are as bizarre as they are true. And for those who like their politics served with a side of sarcasm, we take a dig into the serious implications of Governor Abbott's border policies without losing that touch of comedic flair.
As night falls, things get a tad more spectral – are you ready for chills and chuckles in equal measure? We're sharing ghost stories that might make you steer clear of your basement, while also casting a skeptic's eye on the world of mediums and paranormal apps. Plus, we tease our potentially haunted 100th episode plans, because who doesn't want to mix a little ghost hunting with their podcast listening? Tune in and prepare for an episode that's as unconventional as a game of cornhole with a supernatural twist.
tough transition right?
Speaker 2:no, that's okay, it's hard. Shut up, kevin.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I hit the wrong button. Shut up.
Speaker 1:That was all kinds of choppy A little bit. Don't worry about it, we'll fix that up, okay.
Speaker 2:Hey, cheers boys.
Speaker 3:America? Oh shit, you don't have one do you Unbelievable.
Speaker 2:I'm always left out. D-d-d-d-d-d. Oh, I couldn't. You know what Actually? Yeah, Could have played Civil War from fucking Guns N' Roses. Yeah, you could have did that. That's another, that's a. That's kind of slow, though. Yeah, you know, I don't know if I want to go that slow.
Speaker 1:I liked where you were going. We were just a little choppy getting there, that's all All right sorry, it's all right Apologize.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I forgot I'm the soundboard, I'm the fan.
Speaker 1:Whatever Doesn't matter. Yeah, listen, you're the guy. Yeah, you're the fucking guy. I got a guy.
Speaker 2:You are the guy, I got a guy. What about you, kev? You got a guy, I got guys. I'm sure you do.
Speaker 3:I got a guy here, a guy there. What do your guys do? You want a toe? I'll get you a toe.
Speaker 2:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 90. Oh yeah. Special Monday night edition Episode 90 of the Take a Deep Show. So, we figured we're doing 100 in Vegas at the Mirage. That's our plan.
Speaker 3:We'll see where their ranking is. We're moving up.
Speaker 1:Team ID McGeddon.
Speaker 2:The good news is we're still ranked number three in the Indie. Weed Podcast Also found out, we are number 74 in the top 100 of the comedy podcast. I would figure we'd be a lot higher on comedy than we are weed 74?
Speaker 1:Whose list is that? That would be Good Pods.
Speaker 2:Good Pods, correct, okay. So I'm just I'm like, should we be funnier, the weed thing's funny? Yeah that. So I'm just I'm like, should we be funnier, the weed thing's funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I would figure that would you know. I don't feel like we really talk about it too much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the funny part, but I guess our comedy behind that's just not funny. So we're not funny, I'm assuming so, since we're 74, but we're in the top three.
Speaker 3:We're on a list.
Speaker 1:We're on a list. Yeah, we are on a list, that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the do not fly list.
Speaker 3:One or two lists.
Speaker 1:We're on that list. Well, individually, we don't need to talk about those things. No, no, we'll keep personal accomplishments out of this Well, yeah, speaking of things that don't fly Plan. Speaking of things that don't fly.
Speaker 2:Planes Air Alaska Wow.
Speaker 1:What do you want? Boeing 747s.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's okay. We're going to make that better. We're going to get more diverse. We're not going to get the good pilots out here, it's okay, makes sense, I'm not flying Dude. I flew Air Alaska once. Oh, no, air Alaska, yeah, from From Alaska, from no, do you? Where the hell was I LA to Seattle, you weren't even going to.
Speaker 3:Alaska. No, you're on Air Alaska.
Speaker 2:LA to Seattle, yeah.
Speaker 1:What's there's like a.
Speaker 2:There's like some dude that's on the tail fin. It's like a picture of a guy. Yeah, from Alaska, finn. It's like a picture of a guy.
Speaker 1:One of our friends was telling me they got a deal from Spirit Airlines to Myrtle Beach from Newark for like $29 down and $36 back.
Speaker 2:Spirit Airlines. First of all, I'm surprised it's even open.
Speaker 2:Still, duct tape on the wings man I almost died on a flight going down to fucking Cancun when I was 21. We took a nosedive for a good two minutes and we had to make an emergency landing in Fort Myers, florida. That doesn't sound good at all. Lo and behold, we found out. We still took off. We landed in Cancun, get out of the plane and jet fuel was pouring out of the wing. Oh Me, flea Carlos and my buddy who I worked with at Four Winds.
Speaker 1:Because me and Carl was lit up and 20. Mexicans come running. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:I was like what the fuck, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1:I'm sure they fixed it gave us a $50 voucher they almost burned you up, dude that's like two flights or two Tito's and sodas. Oh my god, fuck that now.
Speaker 2:okay, so the reason we played the good, if anybody even recalls the intro music that we just used to open, that we tried to use.
Speaker 3:It worked.
Speaker 2:Oh, we used it, it worked, it's there it's on the soundboard so people can hear it. Alright, you know, but it's a good old 1984. I believe the movie came out, yeah, somewhere around there.
Speaker 3:The original.
Speaker 2:Red Dawn, the original Red Dawn, the only Red Dawn.
Speaker 1:The only Red Dawn, because the new Red Dawn that remake was bullshit Horrible. It wasn't that bad, it was awful.
Speaker 2:Dude, instead of one or two countries that invaded, there was 16 countries that invaded and the main guy gets killed. Sorry to ruin the ending for everybody.
Speaker 1:Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he gets killed. When I saw that, I shut the movie off. I'm like, under no circumstances does that happen. Nonsense, absolute nonsense, because Dalton Patrick Swayze was the fucking Was the man? Was the man in that movie? True, no, I get it, I get it. Speaking of which, dalton Patrick Swayze? Yes, I saw, I saw. Have you seen the coming of Tractions?
Speaker 3:Yes, and Tractions, attractions, attractions, yes, with.
Speaker 2:Conor McGregor.
Speaker 3:Jake.
Speaker 2:Gyllenhaal Roadhouse. What are your?
Speaker 1:first impressions on the trailer. I wasn't interested at all until fucking McGregor came out.
Speaker 2:The second, I saw him get out wearing that green fucking jacket. I'm like, yes, I'm, I'm watching this.
Speaker 3:I have to watch it, okay. So my whole issue with it is like I know he he fucking played the the boxer in some movie and uh, but where does fucking gillan all get off being a ripped badass? Bro, he's fucking, he's jacked. I know I saying you know where does he get off being a ripped badass?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but he played it well in the trailer when he's like, oh, how close is the closest hospital? And then he slaps him. Oh my God, boom slaps him again. He looks like he's psychotic in that.
Speaker 1:He does look a little out of his mind. Well, he's a little fucking roided up.
Speaker 2:I'm sure that dude is absolutely shredded, yeah, shredded. I don't care if I took 40 years to look.
Speaker 1:That ain't happening, so I don't know if that's CGI, you don't have the personal chef, the time nor the money to pay the trainer. This is true and I'm sure they go on some, you know.
Speaker 2:Are you saying he's airbrushed? I mean, unless you're using a high dose of HGH and some tests and some Deca.
Speaker 1:A little of this, a little of that, sprinkling a little ab juice in there. Yeah, bro.
Speaker 2:For you to get to look like that the work you got to put behind it, or unless you have some you know You're working out four hours a day and eating lots of burped chicken, you know like what you blame me for when I beat you. Oh, here it is Flat footed, here it is Throwing the football. So what's the information you dug up that you decide?
Speaker 1:to accuse me. You have some breaking news.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, I have issues with many aspects of what happened.
Speaker 2:Oh well, then we have breaking news then for that. Okay, You've heard it here first. Ladies and gentlemen, OBS is blaming me for using PEDs.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2:I will show you the text message where you said it and I'll share it with the screen.
Speaker 3:I will explain to the people.
Speaker 2:So then, what's?
Speaker 3:your breakdown of PEDs.
Speaker 2:What's PEDs stand for?
Speaker 3:I'm just saying I have other issues besides those. I've used those Fleshlight. What, first of all, I got all liquored up at Farbman's, you know, to begin with, so I mean, we didn't even drink a bottle, though. No, I mean we, we hadn't. You know, yeah Right, Um, conditions were terrible. Number two, um, number three, Number two, Number three. I think being flat-footed probably would have helped me. And you know, then your test came up dirty, dude, Turns out, you're like popping Adderall and stuff.
Speaker 1:The last time I looked, Adderall didn't do anything for arm strength. This is true.
Speaker 3:I don't know. That's more hand-eye coordination. My whole point is there's a lot of questions, you know, just saying. I mean the only question really was who threw the ball further. Yes, no, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm not denying the result.
Speaker 2:It sounds like you are.
Speaker 3:Not denying the result.
Speaker 2:Sounds like you want to recap.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm just.
Speaker 1:I mean, I got the ball in the car. You want to go again?
Speaker 3:See, I think this should be done under good conditions.
Speaker 1:We'll wait until June. Maybe From there we'll go right to the baseball mound. Then what happens to the bet that we can do? Apparently, you are not getting your truck fixed.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get set on fire.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing with the bet. I don't know how much I'm in for. I could be in for like 12 grand. We don't even know what's wrong with your truck. It's the pump. It's the oil pump.
Speaker 2:I'm buying the oil pump.
Speaker 3:But I'm just saying we haven't had a professional look at this thing.
Speaker 2:We don't need professionals, kevin. Obviously, you see us out there on the field slinging shit. What are you doing? Need professionals, jesus.
Speaker 1:Certainly no professionals in this room?
Speaker 2:No, obviously not, obviously not.
Speaker 3:So we're going to need Dude. I'm about to set up a refinery where you've been parking.
Speaker 2:I'm just like I might as well. I might as well just put a bucket underneath it and just recycle it.
Speaker 1:It'll be better than pouring six quarts of oil in every week.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the rainbow driveway on the way up it's?
Speaker 2:beautiful. It's like a portrait.
Speaker 3:Have you seen it? No, I haven't.
Speaker 2:It's a landscape view rainbow.
Speaker 1:It goes all the way up the driveway. We should get some Dawn dish soap and a brush. You clean that shit right out.
Speaker 2:Dish soap, that and fucking power wash. Does that power washer work?
Speaker 3:I was walking the garbage can down down earlier and it was like kind of came across like a real thick rainbows and I was like I can't hide from anybody.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you that I was like oh man, I hope this isn't slippery please don't let me go down, don't let me go down um does that power washer work? Yeah, yeah, so I can get by like fucking box of dawn get some soap, get some soap, throw that in there.
Speaker 1:Boom Bam, suds it up.
Speaker 3:Blow it Shoot no.
Speaker 2:Did you just say blow and shoot. That's bad All right, that was no good so we got to wait until there's good weather out there. I mean, you're still going to get throttled.
Speaker 3:I don't doubt the Throttling. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I do want to say that I brought the throw up to some other people and the immediate response was well, pat's got a stronger arm.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, the film was broken down by professionals.
Speaker 1:It's on huddle right now. Show the kids what to anduddle right now. Oh, show the kids what to and what not to do. Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3:Wow, I mean, like I said, man, I don't think the conditions favored a moving throw, I think the flat-footed throw.
Speaker 1:Whose fault is?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 3:I think it's the fault.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's fair. So now I'm being faulted for throwing flat, or am I being accused for-? You're not being accused of anything, All right, then what are we complaining about?
Speaker 3:I really don't know. Okay, we're on a roller coaster.
Speaker 1:Five viewers three viewers, five viewers, three viewers, five viewers, three viewers. It's bipolar.
Speaker 2:It's okay, you got two of you, so there's actually one person Hi.
Speaker 1:Ben, we were up to five.
Speaker 3:I've said my gripes that I've had.
Speaker 2:I don't know you continue on a daily basis. You shouldered me in the hallway.
Speaker 1:You're so angry. You've been very salt baish. He shoulders me.
Speaker 2:He's been very salty, literally shoulders me after the throw.
Speaker 3:Dude, I have not shouldered him. My body's falling apart. I would not shoulder him. He is falling apart, by the way, my lifespan. I'm at the stage of where you have to blow out the cartridge for the nintendo system and you could still play it, but you just got to be like oh and then you got to do the click yikes at the edge.
Speaker 3:I'm not quite where you have to put the game on top of the game. I'm just like where you can blow it out, stick it in and it's gonna work. Okay, a little bit.
Speaker 2:I'm all about blowing it out and sticking it in.
Speaker 3:Let's go. That's where I am in life right now.
Speaker 1:Are you okay over there bud Contact lenses, it's all right, we don't need those here. Oh shit, did I lose? Oh fuck, god, damn it.
Speaker 3:What's going on?
Speaker 1:He lost a lens. I think I lost a lens.
Speaker 3:Do you want me to look? Do you want me to turn the flashlight on?
Speaker 2:No, Can you get the saline? Solution? Oh dude, you want some saline.
Speaker 1:Nope, I'm good, I'm good, I'm solid, I'm solid. Why not?
Speaker 2:I will fucking.
Speaker 1:Uber home first.
Speaker 2:Let's get it you okay over there yeah all right, you sure Sure, yeah, all right, all right. So if anybody's out there listening up besides fucking Kevin and Maddie over here, give us a call on our hotline 845-842 and we'll call you back 1652.
Speaker 1:Come on, Coach John.
Speaker 2:Call in 845-842-1652. If we don't answer, we're the only station that's going to call you back.
Speaker 1:Thank God for caller ID. Yes.
Speaker 2:Awesome, it should work. Oh, that's what I had to do, to see if I can fucking download the program onto the computer and have it come through the computer.
Speaker 1:Oh, next week, next show 91. 91 will work on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll get on that.
Speaker 3:Are we going to do something for Centennial? We're going to Vegas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you didn't know that On Spirit Airlines Live show. I was thinking about Air Alaska straight up Live show with the Mirage.
Speaker 1:I'll drive All right?
Speaker 2:Does Kevin from our baseball team? Does he do anything besides send the dumbest shit?
Speaker 1:Does he do anything besides send the dumbest shit, I mean, aside from giving handies in the emergency room? I don't know.
Speaker 2:First of all, what does this say?
Speaker 1:The tick after you pull it off your dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I saw that that's something Kevin would say. Look at what it is Kevin and a Kevin.
Speaker 3:Well, why is that something? Kevin would say. Look at what it is. That's Kevin and a Kevin. Well, why is that something? I would say. I guess is it in? That's not something. I would say Kevin's yes, it is no, it's not.
Speaker 1:It is not no because he would have made a racist comment along with the tick comment, brian.
Speaker 3:Murphy is watching along with us.
Speaker 2:Hey, murph, so my biggest. Okay, I see it, this is where I just smoke and it went straight to my head right there for a second and I had some brain, whatever going on. So where were we? Name Bramage, what?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Now, the past week after beating Kevin with the throw, my main concern in life, to be honest with you is.
Speaker 1:Are we publicizing it as much as possible? I would like to. I mean, we got quite a few people watching the videos, I mean an event happened.
Speaker 3:We should let people know an event happened they saw it.
Speaker 1:A lot of people watched. You know an event happened. We should let people know an event happened. They saw it.
Speaker 3:A lot of people watched. You know I just have Wolverines.
Speaker 2:A grenade, a football, whatever that's it. I can throw it further than you Was that a salute. I don't know what I just tried to do there, but I did strain my shoulder, I think a little bit, by fucking doing that no-transcript. I stretched it a little too far, but it doesn't matter, so we're going to reschedule this.
Speaker 3:I think we should. I think it's fair. I think it's only fair, of course it's fair. It's for you to lose again, to lose again. Just saying I think it's only fair, I mean.
Speaker 2:I mean better. It's going to have more air in the football, which means I'm going to throw it out. Yeah, that was another thing.
Speaker 3:I didn't even feel the need to bring that up.
Speaker 2:I brought it up.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter. You tested the football out. It didn't seem to have a problem with it.
Speaker 2:At the time, yeah, but I think as you do say a lot of stuff after the fact.
Speaker 1:These are things that would have been useful brought up prior to. I have an air pump.
Speaker 2:We certainly can put some air in the bowl. I knew it was a little flat. I still threw it. Yeah, so did I. I didn't complain about it. I didn't either.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying you are, now you are. You haven't stopped complaining about it since we did it.
Speaker 2:You're the one that brought it up.
Speaker 3:I brought it up merely agreeing with you about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I didn't complain. I'm not complaining about it. I'm not complaining about it. Yes, you are.
Speaker 1:A little bit. I think it was your reschedule. Ball was a little flat. You started it, conditions were a little ungood.
Speaker 3:I see the little game you're trying to play here. It's not going to work. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:I don't see anything. What game. Good cop, bad cop, salt bae. Yeah, good cop, bad cop. What are you talking about? Listen, so I'll have a little bit more PSI in it. You get your running start If you want us to put some clay down or some dry dirt.
Speaker 1:perhaps you should wear some spikes Wet ball.
Speaker 3:You know, like a whole lot of stuff, man, Like if you want to take a microscope to it, then there's a lot of shit. That was sketchy, I threw it, yeah, so did.
Speaker 2:I I toweled it off and everything for you, both, for me, same conditions.
Speaker 3:I don't remember it being toweled off. It was toweled off, it's on video.
Speaker 1:You can go back and watch.
Speaker 2:You can see me wrapping it in a towel. I'm not denying it.
Speaker 3:He must have been that drunk. Well, dude, I'm telling you, that's not a big thing.
Speaker 2:Whose fault is that there?
Speaker 1:Alki.
Speaker 3:I feel like we're back in. I feel like I was taking advantage of him honestly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we were plotting behind your back. I'm like Matty, you want to do me a favor. What was that?
Speaker 1:movie. What was it? Beer Beer Olympics. What was the name of the movie? Beer Fest, beer Fest.
Speaker 2:He's not that drunk. Do you honestly think we were in communications with each other when? I'm like, matty, make sure you get Kevin over to your house, feed him some liquor. No, then let's challenge him from throwing up the football. I think he acted alone, oh yeah, but what's he going to get out of it?
Speaker 3:He's not getting anything out of it. There is no conspiracy. He acted alone. There was a single shooter.
Speaker 1:So he's trying to take advantage of you. Is that what you're saying, lee Harvey Osforb?
Speaker 3:Wait.
Speaker 2:So he's. This is not the guy in the grassy knoll.
Speaker 1:No, I was in the book suppository, moment Suppository. See what I did there.
Speaker 2:A little bit ass up in the air. Oh wait, yeah, so. Okay, so you worked alone, uh-huh.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh Could be, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Was it okay? Was it a magic?
Speaker 1:shot glass.
Speaker 3:I don't think it was premeditated. I think it just fell into his lap. He was like you know what I'm going to do In his head. I'm going to get this going on tonight. He's like hey Hobbs.
Speaker 2:Do you know how many times we talked about it? We're like we should talk him out of this because it's not going to end well in his favor.
Speaker 1:I seem to recall someone calling me and be like I'm going to be in the neighborhood, what you doing. I said would you like to come over for some brown alcohol?
Speaker 2:Well, yes, that's why I'm calling, oh you sound like the girls accusing fucking Bauer. You know you take everything.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, You're that cum dumpster whore like fucking trap. Trevor Bauer.
Speaker 2:You sound like that. Let's get money out of him. You're like.
Speaker 1:I told him to fuck my ass and pull my hair, but now I'm going public with that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Whoa Sexual misconduct. I feel like-, but you're doing it with alcohol.
Speaker 1:I feel abused. I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 2:When Trevor Bauer the accusers of Trevor Bauer this has to do with me, because you're like, hey, yeah, I'll take that alcohol, yeah, I'll come over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, let's send Pat some texts, let's talk some shit. And now, all of a sudden, all of a sudden Did I?
Speaker 3:Be honest, I did not say that.
Speaker 1:Do we want to go back to the fucking live? Do we want to go back to the live live? Do we want to go back to the live? Because we did?
Speaker 3:a live at my house. Oh no, but obviously I was probably drunk already. Why are you blaming him? I'm not blaming him.
Speaker 1:Take some responsibility. Admit you have a problem.
Speaker 3:Wow, wow. That's where we're going with this Holy Christ.
Speaker 2:Kevin, welcome to your intervention. Live Kevin's intervention. To your intervention Live Kevin's intervention With no one watching. Anybody's out there watching as he takes the next sip of his scotch? This is us, as friends, getting together to show that we love you. I appreciate it. Okay, I appreciate it. Can we get like Dr Drew in here or something?
Speaker 1:No, Coming in this room and talking about that is like getting the dick shook on you after someone's done peeing.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck does that? I just I hate the awkward silence after I ask the question.
Speaker 3:It's a little concerning. It looks like he was cast in a spell.
Speaker 2:I hate when they piss their dick on you and you're like what, who does that? And then it's nobody. It's never happened. Forecast is right yeah.
Speaker 1:You got Rain.
Speaker 2:Thunderson standing over you. That's it. It's like Dungeons and Dragons for you, pal. No wonder why no one watches us.
Speaker 1:Do you have your phone not on vibrate in case someone calls?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, just checking. It's Bluetooth to the thing, all right, well, the ringer's off. I don't care what's Bluetooth to the thing, all right, well, the ringer's off. I don't care what's Bluetooth to the thing.
Speaker 2:No, even if the ringer's off and it's connected, it'll still ring through the board.
Speaker 1:Oh, it'll still ring through the board even though we can't answer it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, no, we answer it and I have to fucking hit one to connect to the phone call. That's the dumb thing about the Google. Whatever the Google, Google phone, Google nuts.
Speaker 1:We should have kept Plum Stream.
Speaker 2:Is there soda?
Speaker 1:there what.
Speaker 3:Soda, there is. Yes, yeah, it's right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can I see it? Yeah, it's right there. What do you need to say?
Speaker 3:Can you see it, can you?
Speaker 2:see it, we all three of us have become very childish right now, so we need to stop it, to move forward. Once again at Kevin's intervention.
Speaker 1:All right, do we all agree to just come out of this now?
Speaker 2:I don't know Out of what.
Speaker 3:Are we replanning this? What are we coming out of?
Speaker 2:Out of the break. We're all assholes to each other. We really are. We really are. We really don't care about anybody's feelings.
Speaker 1:And we keep on going at each other. Oh, check your fucking feelings at the door, motherfucker. This is the Take it Deep show, yeah.
Speaker 2:So check yourself, kevin. Yeah, sensitive one, wow show, yeah, so check yourself.
Speaker 3:Kevin, yeah, sensitive one Wow.
Speaker 2:Wow. Anyway, he's the first one that would take a call from the government or not the government, but from Texas to join the line down in Texas.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Give me a fucking organized group, Like you know, highly funded, organized, you know.
Speaker 2:He's a's a terrorist. He's gonna be a fucking domestic terrorist no, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna be a domestic protector. Are we bringing explosives? That's what I'm gonna be. I don't know, man. I'm assuming they're just gonna hand that shit to me at the border now that's crossing to texas. They give you like a rifle. Who's got an extra gun?
Speaker 1:I'm here to stay in the line.
Speaker 3:Rifle and some beef jerky.
Speaker 2:I can see Kevin just like throwing it over his shoulder.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, are they giving out beef jerky? I?
Speaker 2:don't know, I'll go. He's trying to find like the highest tree. He's like I'm going to snipe people out, it's no trees, yeah, no trees in Texas bro, the highest point wherever I mean the book suppository. That's where you're going.
Speaker 3:I go rooftop.
Speaker 2:He's going to be the guy that's going to get shot from a tank Right in the suppository. He's going to get suppository from a tank Right in his ass. Now, actually, let's be serious about this. The whole thing that's going on in Texas.
Speaker 3:How many of you Facebook fuckers are going to put a Texan flag on your picture?
Speaker 2:I bet a lot of them Profile shit.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say no to a lot of them. You're going to stand with Texas, you fucking communists. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2:I have issues with the whole, just everybody.
Speaker 3:No, just to fly in the Ukraine flag and like, oh, whatever flag you're flying, because your heart bleeds for them, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1:And three back to two.
Speaker 3:You know, give me a stand with Texas flag.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll stand with Texas 110%.
Speaker 3:Oh, me too. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I don't want to put it on Facebook, I'd rather just go do it yeah.
Speaker 2:Exactly so. Okay, so the whole story is the. Who is it? Greg Abbott, is that his name? The governor, the governor yes, I have it pulled up. So Governor Greg Abbott has had the troopers and the National Guard putting up razor wire across the border separating them in Mexico Because they're being Invaded.
Speaker 1:They're under siege.
Speaker 2:That you know to tie that in. You see that video of that terrorist.
Speaker 3:The guy.
Speaker 2:Right, you saw it. I know you saw it.
Speaker 3:If you were smart, you'd know who I am. Yeah, that guy. So that guy, some guy.
Speaker 2:And meanwhile, he's not a Mexican, he's Islamic. Lo and behold they find out.
Speaker 3:He's the vice president of this Islamic committee and he's a fucking terrorist. Now he's in the US. He's a big time guy too.
Speaker 1:He did, Didn't he do, didn't he do? He did time, hard time for something, didn't he?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, he's like top of the list kind of guy.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was on the watch list, Came right over though.
Speaker 2:So he's in the US now and nowhere to be found. I can't imagine. Okay, so, with this whole nonsense going on with the barbed wire and whatnot, at first the US fucking Supreme Court voted and everything was fine because Texas was pretty much defending themselves.
Speaker 1:They said yes, do what you have to do, and then and then last week in a five to four order, without an opinion.
Speaker 2:Where'd it go? Oh, there it is. The Supreme Court granted the US Solicitor General's request that the border agents be allowed to remove the razor wire. So now you have the border agents, you have the National Guard, you have the troopers.
Speaker 1:The border agents, by the way, are the fucking pawns and the fucking.
Speaker 2:I feel terrible for those guys.
Speaker 1:Absolutely terrible for those guys and there goes our viewers it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:And, because of it, the uproar that it's caused. It looks like the government is like just fuck Texas, fuck everybody down there, let's open the border, get the razor wire away.
Speaker 1:Open it up, yep. Well, they need more people to come through and vote To the point of where.
Speaker 2:Biden verbatim said he'll fly over some F-15s if nobody listens to him.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, yep, he threatened violence against his own people, dude everybody's turning on this guy, even the fucking New York City mayor guy. You see this.
Speaker 2:Even Ukraine just turned on him by saying that all the money that went to Ukraine for the war, it didn't go to Ukraine.
Speaker 3:You know he's like getting overwhelmed with it, fucking migrants and stuff, and like he's putting the like mandatory fucking phase system to it, so there's no big like surprise. Three hundred two in the morning, sort of thing, you know like they've been doing. Yeah, Like even that guy's getting fed up. You know like it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Eric Adams has probably promised money and our president reneged.
Speaker 3:Maybe yeah, wouldn't surprise me surprise me.
Speaker 2:Well now, the point that it's gotten to now is this week they're predicting this huge truck caravan of over 100,000 fucking trucks.
Speaker 1:Did you see the fucking train no Fucking train coming down the tracks by the border, loaded, loaded with people?
Speaker 3:To cross the Rio Grande. I have seen that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I got a bad bad feeling about this.
Speaker 1:The governor has cited something in the Constitution that allowed him to write Article 4. To protect his state, he's declared an invasion Right. And you got this fucking jerk off in the White House and these other fucking left-wing dickheads that are fucking screaming to open the fucking border. And what's going to end up being is this is where the Civil War is going to start, because the guys from Texas are not going to fucking back down. And now you got Florida and Kentucky and Tennessee. Everyone's starting to send resources.
Speaker 3:I think there's like 10 states that sent like National Guard troops and there's more that promised. I think 10 only have actually sent troops so far. Yes, there's more that promised and I think 10 only have actually sent truth so far?
Speaker 1:yes, Well what?
Speaker 3:say you, charlie Thompson, with all your fucking, smart, fucking tweets Wow Fucking and your demo buddies. Fucking guy's irking me with his fucking tweets on. Twitter.
Speaker 2:You following them Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who's that Our?
Speaker 3:guest.
Speaker 2:The guy that I got.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Our political expert.
Speaker 1:He seemed very down to earth when he was on the show, but he's very fucking left-swinging, fucking nonsense, bullshit on fucking Twitter.
Speaker 2:Why? What was he saying?
Speaker 1:on Twitter. I'm Kenny.
Speaker 3:Powers and you're fucking out. He'll definitely be coming back to the show now after that comment. I think he'd love it.
Speaker 2:I think he owns it Fucking Kenny Powers.
Speaker 3:He definitely owns it, dude. He's like 8'9". How old is he?
Speaker 1:6'7". He's a big dude, he's a big man, big man. Yes, he's got to own it seven.
Speaker 3:He's a big dude, he's a big man. Big man, yes, he's got to own it, man.
Speaker 2:So what did?
Speaker 1:he say on Twitter oh, he's fucking buying into all this fucking nonsense, leftist fucking.
Speaker 2:Without the fucking. Can you replace those words so we can know what you're talking about? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to talk any other way. Okay, I got you. He's jumping on the bandwagon with all the stuff in New York going on with Trump and the trial and the judges and everything. And you know, just again with the with the nonsense like oh, the judges are doing the right thing and this one's that, and Trump is garbage. And truthfully, I don't really give a shit about Trump.
Speaker 3:The guy just being?
Speaker 1:he's just being totally mistreated completely unfairly.
Speaker 3:Just the whole basis of it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Two things need to happen. He needs to shut his fucking hole and these people need to leave him the fuck alone, because it's all bullshit. He'll never be quiet. I know that's his problem. That's a downfall.
Speaker 3:That's not his problem though. That's one of the best things about him.
Speaker 2:It's getting old.
Speaker 1:He doesn't shut up yeah.
Speaker 2:He needs to know when to shut up.
Speaker 1:That's why he lost the election.
Speaker 3:Yes, he needs to know when to shut up. He lost the election because he was a fucking rigged up. That's I mean, what that guy said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I mean let's be honest here, but it didn't help him.
Speaker 3:It didn't. Well, we don't know that During the debate.
Speaker 2:he wouldn't shut up, he just kept on fucking interrupting. And it ruined, it made him look bad at the point where he just he wouldn't fucking stop.
Speaker 3:I get it, man. It's not his most redeeming quality, it's not a great optic.
Speaker 1:It's not his most redeeming quality.
Speaker 3:It's not a great optic. It's not a great optic. I get it, you know.
Speaker 2:but this is what's going to happen.
Speaker 3:He didn't lose it because of that. He lost it because it was rigged.
Speaker 2:This is what's going to happen.
Speaker 3:They're going to force it. They're going to force it to where you know, prove me wrong.
Speaker 2:To where he's all tied up in legal battles, to where Nikki Haley's going to get the fucking nod, oh no, not a fucking prayer.
Speaker 1:No, she won't not.
Speaker 2:So she can be, so she can be the puppet in the fucking white house that ridiculous cum dumpster plant bullshit and there's no fucking cum dumpsterist president, dude, forget the shit going on in Texas.
Speaker 3:If she gets the nod, then you'll have the Civil War.
Speaker 1:Vote for Nikki Haley. She'll suck your dick at the poll. She'll suck your poll. All the polls at the poll. Oh, bring your polls to the polls.
Speaker 2:But now Sounds like a strip club. Yeah, bring your polls to the poll. Yeah, let's do it, let's go, let's get some fat checks. No what?
Speaker 3:Nothing but now Wait, that's at the top of your list, fat checks yes.
Speaker 1:We're opening up a Pog strip club.
Speaker 2:Here's what's gotten crazy. Now you have all these other states sending troopers, yep. Now you have all these other states sending troopers, sending National Guard and all other type of fucking assistants to Texas.
Speaker 1:What's going to happen?
Speaker 2:Some motherfucker's getting shot, hopefully not my biggest worry is some fucking idiot has an itchy trigger finger.
Speaker 1:Dude. There are fucking 10,000 rednecks over there with their fingers on the trigger. Something's going to happen.
Speaker 3:It's going to be like Waco. No, it's not going to be that bad, we'll see. We'll see, that was the FBI.
Speaker 2:I'll sprinkle that I'll sprinkle my black flower dust on it.
Speaker 1:You got some sage. You want to burn some sage?
Speaker 2:while we're down here. No, it's not, I think you should.
Speaker 3:He's not open to it. Man, what I don't know Open to what Burning sage.
Speaker 2:Like the stick, sage you, what the hell? I didn't know what you were making that day. I got scared. It was sage, he's actually got sage. Yeah, but I like the wrapped up ones. That's like sage, sage, his is sage, it's sage.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of it. You want sage he's burning sedge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that, Sajay.
Speaker 1:He's burning sajay.
Speaker 2:Sajay is the generic form of sage. He's got the generic form. It's great, like a turkey fried chicken. Doesn't matter, I feel like.
Speaker 1:I see things walking down here. Sometimes, when I'm down here, you leave that door open. I think it's because you don't sleep for three days.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. I was completely. You leave that door open, where you got to make sure the door is covered in the light. Right yeah, yeah. Every now and again I'm like what is that? We need Mikey with his ghost box? I would not do it. I knew I didn't want to say this because I was like these motherfuckers are going to think I'm fucking crazy and they're. Oh, you don't sleep, for I'm telling you. There's been a few fucking times, well, pat, where I'm just like.
Speaker 1:Pat, we already Kev. We discussed in your prior abode that you know we were. I apologize To fucking Christ. I apologize to them. No, but we. This would be the second place, a place you went where you're talking. That's why I think I'm cursed. I'm normal activity. You think I'm cursed. You think they're following you. I may be cursed. Do you see dead people?
Speaker 2:I don't?
Speaker 3:Well, maybe the bed you sleep in. My father died in that bed.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 3:I'm just kidding, but it was his bed.
Speaker 2:You know what to say to that Jesus?
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to die. Fuck you.
Speaker 2:Are you? Did he or didn't he? You tell me the truth. You tell me the truth. You tell me the truth.
Speaker 3:Now, kevin, I'm telling you the truth. I don't believe you. He did not die in the bed, but it was his bed. You have totally redeemed yourself, orbs, real dick you are he died next to it, holding the end post In a totally different room, far away from his his own bed.
Speaker 2:So it was an obi's room was he an obi's no?
Speaker 3:oh god, dude, your face is priceless man. Dude, your face is priceless man, it was dude. Like you know, when people lose color Like you could see him lose a little bit of color- oh yeah. Like he didn't go white white, but he just went down a shade or two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was good. That was a good one. Kevin Kudos to you for pulling that over my fucking eyes. I don't even know if I want to talk anymore now.
Speaker 1:I was like meh Pleasant dreams tonight, pat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:But no, I'm like dead serious, though. There's times where I'm just like I'll look and I'm like I swear to God, I just saw something. And then I'm like, eh, maybe it wasn't anything.
Speaker 3:Okay, another couple days later I'm like, oh God, what the fuck is that they say shit like that all the time, but I've never seen really.
Speaker 1:Who's they? Who's they?
Speaker 3:Allie.
Speaker 2:Lily Dude, I just got the fucking. Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1:No, I'm not. What exactly did they say?
Speaker 2:This is the first time I'm hearing this.
Speaker 3:It's the same kind of shit. You know like they say shit out of you know.
Speaker 1:Out of the corner of their eye. Yeah, are they drinking? Like I mean the assassin might be drinking?
Speaker 3:No, just like sort of like you know, like you know if you see something moving out of the corner of your eye. It's different than seeing like something out of the corner of your eye is different than seeing something out of the corner of your eye. I see something moving out of the corner of my eye. They'd say they'd see moving shadow or something like that.
Speaker 2:Dude, I see the same fucking thing, no bullshit.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I'm not saying it's bullshit, I've just never seen it myself. He's just never seen it.
Speaker 2:It's you. You're the devil.
Speaker 3:Wow, man of the night that's where we're going with that I mean, you can be a I like you yeah I'm fucking all right. So wait, I'm conjuring down here late at night we're gonna did now we're gonna do some evps fucking wax.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I gotta pay for the voice box now.
Speaker 2:No, no, no voice box. No, we could do EVPs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wouldn't doubt there's something going on here.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 2:Dude to the point where there's times I feel like I'll sit and it feels like something touched my leg. There's like a finger in your ass. Dude, sometimes A couple of times, but I feels like something touched my leg.
Speaker 3:There's a finger in your ass, Dude, sometimes A couple times but I'm not talking about that situation.
Speaker 2:I'm keeping that to myself.
Speaker 3:Sometimes I'd be going down here to look for something You're going down and I'd turn the light on and go to walk down the stairs. I'd just be like man, no, not tonight, why Just shut the door and fucking go look somewhere else, like for, like contractor, garbage bags or something you know, like some weird item, see this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:How has this not come out before?
Speaker 2:I have no idea Cause I never brought it up.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna opt for daylight.
Speaker 2:I'll wait 14 hours till it's light down there.
Speaker 1:Certainly don't need that contractor bag right now.
Speaker 2:Cause I didn't want to say anything. I was like he's going to think I'm fucking crazy. It's happened a handful of times, Handful of times Fucking. Just you'll hear a noise out there Like weird shit has happened and I have kept it to myself. I was like hmm, hmm, hmm, Not the flowers, is it Not the flowers?
Speaker 1:Does it sound like a squish, like a? You know? A squish, a squish, a squish. What's a squish you know? Like something's lubed up with oh that, wow, how good was that.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:I feel like the black guy from Police Academy.
Speaker 1:You knew the sound. I came up with it pretty well right there. That was really good.
Speaker 2:No, no, but there's time, that was really good. No, no.
Speaker 1:But there's time that might have to be a sound bite To squish.
Speaker 2:Because the crazy part is the whole shadow thing, because I remember the door was open one time. You could see like a little reflection off the window from one of the lights and that got like blocked out for a second lights. And that got like blocked out for a second to the point of where shadow was like dark enough to where it blocked out the reflection off the window and then it like then you saw the reflection again. It happened like it was like a split sec and I remember when I looked I'm like shut the door.
Speaker 1:We're just gonna shut that door now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the dogs are always barking at the stairs by the front door. You know the ones that go upstairs. Oh yeah, they're always kind of interested in barking there for no reason sometimes.
Speaker 1:Really, yeah, holy shit what. We got 44 downloads last week.
Speaker 3:I put two episodes out. Is that good or bad?
Speaker 1:Holy shit what we got.
Speaker 3:44 downloads last week I put two episodes out. Is that good or?
Speaker 1:bad. Episode 85 got 18. 84 got eight. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:And 72 got another four.
Speaker 1:We're bringing it up in public. Listen, that's a good number for us. We're putting out content. We're fucking putting out lives.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, we don't do bad when we start doing it, you know.
Speaker 1:I tell you we got a lot of compliments. People like that we were doing our lives the other day with the throw. People like that content we got to figure out.
Speaker 2:There's only so many times I could beat the guy. I mean, come on.
Speaker 3:You want to play cornhole bro?
Speaker 2:First of all, never going live with cornhole Because he is a fucking. I don't think he's ever going to play me again. I don't want to. You come, he could be frozen. Encino man All right, a little fucking. Brandon Frazier over here, kapat what? I don't know what that means. You never seen the movie Encino man? No, with Brandon Frazier and Pauly Shore.
Speaker 3:Never seen a Pauly Shore movie. I'm sure we talked about it. Chop him out of the ice.
Speaker 2:This guy walks over to the cornhole course, ringer, ringer, ringer, and it's just like it's so frustrating. The second it happens I'm like I don't want to play anymore. It is frustrating. Don't want to Horseshoes, different ball game. Beat him in horseshoes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, once.
Speaker 2:Once is all you need Hockey.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's happier now that we found out we can actually Play on the same team. Know who's happier now that we found out we can actually play on the same team know who's happier?
Speaker 3:I think you're happier. No, why would I be happier? Because you're not getting whooped anymore. Did.
Speaker 2:I not beat you last game you didn't.
Speaker 3:Yes, I did. No, you didn't yes, I did.
Speaker 1:Are we gonna have to go live with NHL? No, nhl 2037.
Speaker 2:No, I did.
Speaker 3:No, you didn't, I did, you didn't.
Speaker 2:No I did. No, we're going to go with your memory. Let's be honest.
Speaker 3:My memory is pretty good and I would be honest about it, you didn't.
Speaker 2:He would be honest about it, just like you're honest with everything else, with the fake sage and whatnot. You salt bae, you're salt bae-ing.
Speaker 3:You know, yeah, you didn't.
Speaker 2:All right, anyway, so let's disregard that. The fuck yeah.
Speaker 3:So the house is haunted? Eh, very well, could be, could be maybe Worth a look, you know look.
Speaker 2:Can I do it? We could do like a 24 hour live video, cause that has Night vision.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, we just keep it on in this room.
Speaker 2:I don't know. It's gotta be outside my friend, cause nothing comes in here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we've Our evil is already you wanna buy the flowers.
Speaker 2:Or like on the stairs looking out through the beams to the windows, so you can at least get kind of if there's any lights outside, if you see anything walking, huh.
Speaker 3:Oh here, we go.
Speaker 2:This is like fucking with a Ouija board. This is terrible. I'm going to get possessed. We should not do go. This is where this is like fucking with a Ouija board. This is terrible. We should do this.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get possessed. We should not do this. This is worse than the shit we did in your house, like an episode like. Like episode like 10 to 17. The power of Christ compels you. Oh boy, we're going back to that.
Speaker 2:That's what we's going to be able to turn his head 360 degrees, Mikey.
Speaker 1:we need you to come back.
Speaker 2:Okay, mikey had the what.
Speaker 1:He had the ghost box on the phone. Oh, it's on the phone. Yeah, can we just download it? He had a paid one. Oh yeah, I'm sure there's something you can download on there. What am I looking for? A ghost box, yeah, ghost, yeah, ghost Busters box.
Speaker 2:Ghost. Who are you going to call Ghost Detector? Ghost Tube, ghost Hunting Tools, ghost.
Speaker 1:Talker, ghost Talker. Is that free? Is that a free one?
Speaker 2:Ghost Talker Lite, ghost Talker Lite. Oh, it comes up with the words.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what we had.
Speaker 2:That's the ghost box 450 people have downloaded it. Spirit box 15,000 people have. Hmm, let's try spirit box. Spirit box looks good. Let's try this. Anywho, we're heading towards civil war, uh, but we're gonna get talking about the ghost right now, because this is most important, right? Um?
Speaker 1:so I'm gonna get a spirit box, maybe for, maybe for halloween 24, we could do a 24-hour show and we're not waiting until fucking halloween dude that's forever I I'll be dead.
Speaker 2:What's? A spirit box, the one where it picks words to say and supposedly they're words from the netherworld Kevin, kevin.
Speaker 3:Words from the netherworld yes, like a language we don't know.
Speaker 1:No Sanskrit.
Speaker 3:As if Okay, sumerianian, ancient sumerian, we're going with ancient sumerian, okay listen?
Speaker 2:I was. I was listening to the fucking sean ryan show and they had that dude, uh crosby. Um, what the hell's his name? Bing crosby? No, this black guy who Sean Ryan? Well.
Speaker 1:Kevin's not going to know who. That is the.
Speaker 2:Sean Ryan podcast. He gets all like the whistleblowers and everybody and people who've witnessed UFOs and whatnot. Let's hear more about this black guy. So this is the guy that feels that If I explain, you know what, kevin? What? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Speaker 3:He's the one that's laughing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you know what he's talking about. You're like. Let me just keep on going on with this Unbelievable. What do you want to hear about black people for?
Speaker 1:Is that?
Speaker 3:the ghost box you were telling the story and you stopped that black guy you know let's hear more about him.
Speaker 1:Can we stop saying that please? I'm getting very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:Oh damn it, you have to pay for it. Real ghosts or paranormal spirits are not determined by this app. The app is a prank and should be used for entertainment purposes only, but I don't think that's the one we need though.
Speaker 3:Why don't we check like the guest list thing For paranormal, like the podcast guest list? Oh, why haven't we called the Hollies? Well, you know that's on the back burner, man. You know we're going to wait for the nicer weather. It's on the back burner, a lot of things happening.
Speaker 1:I am not going in that place.
Speaker 2:You are going in there. I am not going in there. You are going in there.
Speaker 1:Not only am I not going in there.
Speaker 3:You do not go in there. Wait, not going in there. You should not go in there. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why Nope?
Speaker 2:Why it's part of the show, dude, I got to sacrifice my fucking mouth, face and ass. Dude, you've never been in there.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've been in there, so what the fuck's your issue? Man, I'm not going downstairs and shit, I'm not staying there all fucking night.
Speaker 3:No you Stay in there all night, you'll be at home base.
Speaker 2:We'll put you into a little protecting thing. Couple hours With the fucking laptop and shit. We're going to get some content. I don't trust you at all. Why would I do that to you Viewers? You are correct, I will sacrifice you for demons. Yes, absolutely so. You get ass raped by the devil. How, how? Just saying I probably watched that. So you get ass raped by the devil, ow, ow. Just saying I probably watched that take it one for the team.
Speaker 1:I am not Jonah fucking Hill. Take it for the team that's his name.
Speaker 3:I was trying to think of his name don't think about it you fucking guys, let it hurt you fucking guys.
Speaker 1:Dude, you'd go. No, you would go. Why wouldn't you? I don't like it.
Speaker 2:Maybe that's what we do for the 100th show. You're a pussy. I'm not weirdo with that. That'll be a great 100th. That's a good 100th show, it sounds like you're scared.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1:Have you seen this guy with the flowers I don't need?
Speaker 3:to get in that I don't need to get in that spot. It's not, it's all individual dude.
Speaker 1:Now I'm not even looking at the ghost tube anymore.
Speaker 3:It's all individual dude it's not nope you're so funny, scared little ghost, yep, scared little ghost Yep. Scared little ghost.
Speaker 2:Scared little ghost Dude. These things are fucking expensive to get like a ghost box.
Speaker 3:Throw any Mikey to come back. What's expensive? What does that mean? It's like 15 bucks, over 100 bucks.
Speaker 2:What that's expensive. It's like a real ghost box A real one.
Speaker 3:What does that mean? As opposed to the fake ones, what's the real one got that?
Speaker 1:$15 one doesn't have.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like the $22.99 one.
Speaker 1:Are you paying for the name?
Speaker 3:I mean, can we get the fucking Hydrox?
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, and we can use the temperature gun to see coldness, yeah.
Speaker 3:Where is that it's got to be?
Speaker 2:around here somewhere. So we should do that for the Honda show.
Speaker 3:The Ghost Hunt, the Great Ghost Hunt.
Speaker 2:Filmed by Sybil Ludington and shit the Great Ghost Hunt Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1:What the fuck does Sybil have to do with this?
Speaker 2:There's history behind it because of the whole fucking Civil War nonsense that happened, you know.
Speaker 1:Of course, but no one ever said they saw a ghost by the Civil Alington statue. It doesn't matter. It's just history.
Speaker 3:I don't know, dude, new England and stuff. You got Civil War, you got Revolutionary War, you got like witch trials and shit dude. Yeah, not in Carmel, yeah Right, in Smalley's. You know I mean, let's go. Massachusetts gets a lot of fucking clout for it.
Speaker 1:We are not in Massachusetts. Stop being a pussy.
Speaker 3:It wasn't centralized just there, it just happened like that. Much there, right, you know. Okay, you know it happened here Happened where you at. You know when you at. Yeah, what Dude. We live in different states. Oh, I'm just saying you know it happened. You're from New York though? Yeah, yeah, I am, but I'm here now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm over here now. I got a guy Boogaloo, boogaloo.
Speaker 2:Put him in the fucking bathroom. Ow, there you go. That would be a cool 100 show, but we know it's not going to happen. It's on the back burner.
Speaker 3:Apparently we can't, because you know, someone's got a fucking special clause in their contract.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I mean, what are you going to do with that? You can't just go me, me and him.
Speaker 1:You can make it a two-man show. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:No, you're that, I've had to eat peppers.
Speaker 3:Look at them, dude. Look at them. Look at those eyes they look like they're tearing up. They are very timid eyes right now.
Speaker 1:They look scared.
Speaker 3:He's not confident right now.
Speaker 2:He's like fuck, they're talking about ghosts. We will surround you with garlic silver bullets, wooden stakes.
Speaker 1:Have you had bad experiences with ghosts? I mean, if I eat Italian, I'm covered with garlic yeah.
Speaker 3:This is true. Have you had bad experiences with ghosts?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:You would though I don't know.
Speaker 2:Then why are you behaving in such a manner?
Speaker 1:I just have no interest in getting into that aspect of this.
Speaker 2:You're afraid of them getting attached to you and like coming home with you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was, until you just said that Sucking you off and shit.
Speaker 3:I get that standpoint.
Speaker 2:That'd be the best thing ever. What is going on? I'm driving home and it feels like somebody's sucking my dick.
Speaker 1:for the nobody here That'd be phenomenal Everyone get out of the living room. I need a minute. Can you imagine that?
Speaker 3:Can you imagine that I can see Dawn?
Speaker 1:What the fuck is going on.
Speaker 3:What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1:You're ruining it again, relax.
Speaker 3:Relax.
Speaker 2:Sincere.
Speaker 3:What is going on? Someone?
Speaker 1:get me a warm towel.
Speaker 2:He's got a ghost that sucks him off. Nobody sees him.
Speaker 1:It's okay, that'd be fine. That would be cool. I welcome that ghost anytime.
Speaker 2:There's a knock at the door, nobody's there.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's somebody there, see, but my luck, the ghost would be Bucktooth.
Speaker 2:Or it's a male demon. I'm saying Male demon.
Speaker 1:All right, you just fucking ruined it again. Fuck you Pat.
Speaker 2:Man gets dick chopped off by a fucking demon ghost. Yeah, dude, I tell you right now that shit's viral. You gotta join us Now. God, there's gotta be an easier way to get him going. I thought he was scratching it's actually the glass. So you're not going to do it. You wouldn't do it at all, even if you were like, even if you had like a fucking.
Speaker 3:I'm actually shocked.
Speaker 2:Even if you have like a big, bright flashlight you know why.
Speaker 1:So I could see the fucking demon coming to eat my face.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, don't you want to see the face of your assailant?
Speaker 1:Why so, when the police come and collect my dead body, I have a fucking load of shit in my pants. Dude, I'm not going to let you die, bro. I don't really think it's up to you, orbs, wait wait, wait.
Speaker 2:You probably will, because some of your shit that you've talked about end of the world stuff you'd probably leave him downstairs, no, no. Fend for yourselves, run for your lives. No, I can see it.
Speaker 1:You and your skinny ankles would be up and out of the basement and I'd be fucking clawing up to fuck my fat ass up the stairs, his plantar fasciitis running up there fucking limping, ah, ah. It takes a minute. My hip's out, my hip's out, get me out of here.
Speaker 3:I'd get halfway up in here and just cry. I'd be like fuck, I gotta go back down.
Speaker 2:You know what Matty my foot's?
Speaker 3:hurting, I'll be right back. I'd go back down, though, bro.
Speaker 2:I would Let me stretch it out real quick and he would be dead. He would be dead.
Speaker 1:I'll be down in a minute.
Speaker 2:Just yeah, quick minute. It's something we definitely got to do, and we can only do that with Matty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, honestly, I think, once it's all settled and and like he'll like it hooked up and like, yeah, we'll tie him down, I have a conversation, hopefully, hopefully, like I can talk to who I know and we could get something going on we'll put him in one of those, uh, those, uh bdsm fucking strap down things with but I think, I think, if we do this, we need, like we need to go through that little guest list and find, like a paranormal, you know some sort of specialtyist, you know specialist, special specialtyist, special specialtyist.
Speaker 1:Here we're all we're so off we can't even fucking speak on a monday. So educated with the words, we use the mostest, all right I'm gonna look through the list of the ghostest with the mostest I'm gonna look through the list of specialtyists and the ghostest with the mostest.
Speaker 2:I'm going to look through the list of specialties and see if we can find some Paranormal ghost hunters. No, maybe we can find. Like what are those Mediums?
Speaker 3:Yeah, get one of them too, because those are real. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You've had a family member die. Oh my God, how did you know? Their name started with a R-S-T-U-Q-V-C. Yes, charlie, holy shit, I knew it how did you know that, it just popped into my head Wow.
Speaker 2:That's amazing. You are so smart.
Speaker 3:That's how it works, though. That's how it works.
Speaker 1:We'd make the medium fucking leave the place crying.
Speaker 2:We'd probably put them in the freezer Fucking fraud That'd be awesome, I'd love to do it. I'd kill a person. You ever killed somebody. You do me a favor. You want to blow up these trees Crazy.