The Take It Deep Show
Welcome to the TID Show, where a dynamic group of friends fearlessly dive into the unfiltered realities of life. With a raw and uncensored approach, we'll have you laughing uncontrollably. Join us on this roller coaster journey through the beautifully chaotic shit storm of life. If you're up for a candid exploration of the ups, downs, and everything in between, you're in for an unforgettable experience. Ready to take the plunge? Welcome to the depths of TID!
The Take It Deep Show
Ep. 92 Trivia, Tailgates and Entrepreneurial Schemes
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics.
Hey, loyal listeners and newcomers alike, strap in for a wild ride with our pre-Super Bowl special where we rally 'round the San Francisco 49ers and give an uproarious thanks to you for rocketing us up the podcast charts. Amidst a few technical snafus and a lot of laughs, we slice through the week's hottest topics from Michael Rappaport's political about-face to our hilarious, yet competitive Super Bowl trivia showdown. With Good Pods ranking us among the top dogs, our gratitude is as huge as our plans for The Flying Flamingo food truck—possibly our most outlandish idea yet!
Now, when it comes to stirring the pot, we're seasoned pros, and this episode is no exception. From Taylor Swift's Super Bowl mysteries to ribbing each other over household tidiness, we ride the wave of sports talk and friendship. Picture this: Super Bowl predictions that may just make you rethink your bets, entrepreneurial dreams whipped up like a gourmet food truck dish, and a trivia game that has us all questioning our Super Bowl expertise. Each moment is a testament to the rollicking good time we have every time the mic goes live.
Wrapping up this episode, we don't just rest on our laurels—we're already charging ahead with wild NFL draft speculations, from the future stars to the Patriots' next moves. Whether you're here for the sports analysis, the side-splitting banter, or those moments where we veer off into conspiracy theory territory, you're in for a treat. Remember to catch your breath before episode 92 hits the airwaves because, trust us, you'll need every ounce of lung power to keep up with the hilarity and high jinks we've got in store!
Thank you what we do in life.
Speaker 4Echoes in eternity Go Niners, yeah, go Niners.
Speaker 1And the over that was good.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah. Yeah, super Sunday, on a Saturday night it's fucking great Catching some fire A little pre-Super Bowl edition Moving up the charts on good pods.
Speaker 4Nobody even knows who the fuck we are yet Tell you that Was it 4 million podcasts or 4 million listeners? 4.2 million podcasts and we're top five in lists. Yeah.
Speaker 5Love it. Number four we just made another list and this is what fucking kills me, because we're doing, we're doing really real just things still playing. Give me a sec, I gotta figure that out I think you got it.
Speaker 1You got it. I don't hear it. Nope, there it goes something where's that coming?
Speaker 5from where's that coming from? It's still playing.
Speaker 4How do I get that off? Well, it's for the Raiders. You can let that play the whole show.
Speaker 5I don't care oh, it's playing from fucking Spotify.
Speaker 4What an idiot I am we still love you, that guy's voice makes me want to play football.
Speaker 5It's true in a land far, far away, rain Thunderson was born. That's what you would hear. But, all seriousness, if you got I mean those who, first of all, I got to give a fucking shout out to those who consistently listen to us. Amen, all right.
Speaker 5We appreciate you Shout out to those who are watching us right now on Facebook live. That's Kevin, me and somebody else. Okay, shout out to you guys. You us right now on Facebook live. That's Kevin, me and somebody else. Okay, shout out to you guys. You guys are consistent and I appreciate that. Can you pop the chat on? Yeah? I'm looking at it, see, this is why do you do you have to see the chat Kev.
Speaker 1It makes it easier For what I don't know, cause I look at the screen sometimes.
Speaker 4Oh, you just look. Oh, I don't know, because I look at the screen sometimes. Oh, we went down to two, we're up to four now.
Speaker 5Because of Kevin's fucking complaining, we're getting a lot of.
Speaker 1Karens in here. I'm not always looking at my phone man, you know I'm looking at the screen sometimes.
Speaker 5Well, you know what would be easier If we had like little tablets? You know whose podcast I watched the other day? It was actually really good. Which one? The PBD podcast. You know what I'm talking about? Pat, bbc, patrick, david.
Speaker 4Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, Dude, Dude he's legit.
Speaker 5He is what a. I got to give a shout out to them. What a really good podcast they had Michael Rappaport on.
Speaker 4Oh, hello, Miss Dawn.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, michael Rappaport was on and he actually apologized for some of the shit that he said back in the day about Trump, because he's like I've actually had time to see what these motherfuckers have done.
Speaker 4And they've done nothing.
Speaker 5He's on the fence of possibly voting for Trump and he's not voting Democratic ever again. He said yeah, so I was like, wow, yeah, he was on the other day and he apologized for what he said about the whole nonsense down in Charlottesville it's good to know people can admit their fucking wrongs, but anyway, that's why we're funny.
Speaker 5That's why we're on the politics list. That's why we're on the weed list. That's why we're on the fucking D&D list, the comedy improv list, the comedy interview list. I don't know if you guys on the politics list. That's why we're on the weed list. That's why we're on the fucking D&D list, the comedy improv list, the comedy interview list. I don't know if you guys have known this.
Speaker 1We're every man's podcast.
Speaker 5I'm kind of a big thing, this show is kind of a big thing.
Speaker 4We are the biggest unknown out there. Yeah, number two in the world.
Speaker 5And this is no bullshit. This is what's crazy. Like really, why would I say this on a fucking podcast?
Speaker 1But it just sounds weird.
Speaker 5What is a good pod? So, if you go to good pods, good pods is a great, great, great app website Platform that assists podcasts that aren't known Like us To get known Like us and the number is that I get sent via email is. There's 4.2 million indie podcasts out there that are on this website. We're one of them, yeah, and they have all these crazy lists that you can get onto based upon your, your streams, your listens, your likes, your reviews. What's crazy? I don't see the likes or the reviews. They don't show those we want to know. It's nuts now, because it's only the reviews that come from, like Spotify, apple Podcasts.
Speaker 4Google. They pull them to that, okay.
Speaker 5But you'll have your listens and whatnot on the good pods. So far we have, I don't know, over 400 and something minutes listened to in the last week.
Speaker 4Really yeah.
Speaker 5That's what I was like. What the fuck Nice? You know I don't listen to the shows. I download them on the thing, whatever just count as fucking downloads for us, whatever, but I don't listen to them again, I don't do any of that.
Speaker 4We know you gotta cook chicken. Here's the thing.
Speaker 5When the fire's going out, you love to add a little spark to the fire and just bring the attention towards you. And then, next thing, you know you're like my feelings are hurt. Why are you guys attacking? Because you say some silly things.
Speaker 4Would you like us to put the spotlight on you? Do you put the spotlight on?
Speaker 1you? Do you want the spotlight on you? No, I want to hear the rest of the story.
Speaker 5Oh so, so right now, we are number two in the world On good pods, on good pods for Indie Pods this week, for funny podcasts, funny comedy, improv. Yeah, number two in the world on good pods. So this is why, yeah, so this is why we need to attack Kevin, I think more frequently we seem to have picked up speed once we started attacking.
Speaker 4Yes, there's some fire, has really got behind it.
Speaker 1Cause what's even crazier? I can take it. I can take it, motherfucker.
Speaker 5We would be. I'm not sure about that. We would be high on the political list when we talk politics and stuff. So I was like fuck. I was like I don't want to be on that.
Speaker 4I was like I don't want to be on that, I don't want the politics list, Nope. So I said let's verbally attack Kevin.
Speaker 5It seems to work.
Speaker 4And it has worked to date.
Speaker 1I wonder how many supporters I have. From what I've read zero. I know Ben's on my side, Just zero.
Speaker 4I don't see Ben on here chipping in.
Speaker 1I just mean in general. I know he's team ops.
Speaker 5All seriousness now shout out to those who do consistently listen to us and hopefully shortly down the road. We are a household name and getting money for this.
Speaker 4If you are listening to us, go sign up on our website. Get on our mailing list. When we come out with the new set of merch, we'll send some stuff out.
Speaker 1Yeah, tell it, you know.
Speaker 4You got to tell us who and where you are.
Speaker 5There's our website, wwwthetakedeepshowcom. Hoo-yah, you'll have a little thing that'll come right up. It's going to ask you to sign up for that email.
Speaker 1Sign up. Are you hotline ready?
Speaker 5Yeah, we're always hotline ready, but you know how? We're the only podcast that calls you back. Yeah, we'll call you back, that's our tagline. I'm telling you right now, dude, that's how we're going to see you called. Oh shit, Were you at Salt?
Speaker 1and Gold. Let's call them back. Listen, the phone's right next to me, oh shit.
Speaker 5It's Salt and Gold Phone's right next to me. So this is how it always works, for whatever reason, it tells me to select one and it fucking hangs up automatically. We will call you right back because we do have a good old ID on the phone that we can tell who it is.
Speaker 1We're 100% on callbacks.
Speaker 5Yes, yes, we are 100% on callbacks, so don't be afraid.
Speaker 4We are. We are over on call-ins. We are 100% on callbacks.
Speaker 5And then, once again, just go to our website, wwwthetakedeepshowcom. Sign up to our email list. You'll get first dibs on anything that's being released as per shows, videos, merch, merch we're going to start selling some some of Kevin's stuff online, nice.
Speaker 4Oh, dude, let's, we've. Actually, we should do that, Like put his TV up, raffle off his TV in a living room. So, obi-wan, pay someone to take.
Speaker 5Obi-wan, we're going to putan, we're going to put free at the bottom of that. You have to come pick it up. Traffickers out there.
Speaker 4Oh, we just became top five on another list.
Speaker 5That's bad, dude, that's bad.
Speaker 4Lacey wants some merch.
Speaker 5So we figured, since we have the big weekend of the Super Bowl 58 going on tomorrow night, fuck the Chiefs, everyone say it, man, that's been a good game, man. And after my numbers I just saw I was like fuck this sucks. Fuck the Chiefs, then it's going to stink.
Speaker 1I mean the one set's terrible, but the other one's not bad. Yeah, nine. Nines is a pretty rough one. Man Like I wouldn't expect much. 29 to nine, yeah.
Speaker 5Can you get that easily? No, no, no, unless you get 20 and then kick three field goals 20 is easier to get.
Speaker 1You would have to kick two field goals prior to that to get 20.
Speaker 5Yeah, so you're looking at one two, five field goals. Five field goals. Good defenses yeah why, not Maybe.
Speaker 4Hey, listen, crazier things have happened. I don't want your numbers to hit, I want my numbers to hit, but I mean it could happen. What numbers do you have? I'm not telling you.
Speaker 5Have you Like I've never won a Super Bowl box? No, I don't think so, Probably won bullshit.
Speaker 1I've never won a big one. You know like I've won a couple hundred. You know like.
Speaker 4May Tom Coughlin burn in hell. Why the last Super Bowl the Giants won. Remember they scored that late touchdown to go ahead.
Speaker 5Oh, with Ahmad Bradshaw, when he tried to stop at the goal line and he fell in.
Speaker 4Yes, and that was fine. That worked out to my advantage. If he kicks the extra point, frank Matty Sy and myself splitting $20,000 from the Fids pool, well, you know what Instead? No.
Speaker 5That's just the rich getting richer, and I'm honestly happy you lost.
Speaker 4This is 10 years ago, cocksucker, doesn't matter, I'm talking about now. Damn it, gator, don't play that. I was drinking powdered milk with my kids, right?
Speaker 5Okay, so now 58 Super Bowls in what goes down into the greatest Super Bowl of all time.
Speaker 1Wow. So in in my mind, just the way the game played out, it's, uh, it's, it's Rams the Titans. That was a good Superbowl. That was to the last, fucking, last, giant fucking, giants-bills Last fucking year.
Speaker 4Giants-bills was good, you know Listen Giants-Patriots game, giants-patriots too, eli threw that pass.
Speaker 5Yeah, that Beaten undefeated.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1No, yeah, that was a good one too.
Speaker 5That was.
Speaker 4Mario Manningham's catch right.
Speaker 5Manningham caught that one at the sideline. Tyree's the one that caught it on the helmet.
Speaker 4Was that the same game? I thought Manningham was the second one, tyree was the first one.
Speaker 5When Plaxico caught the winning touchdown, that was Manningham's oh okay. And then Tyree. That's when you had Steve Smith on the team. Manningham wasn't with them yet, oh okay, the first time they won, all right. Wasn't with them yet, oh okay, the first time they won All right. Yeah, they had a good receiving core back then. They did that. Fucking sucks being the Giants, not so much now. Daniel Jones. Hopefully his arm falls off.
Speaker 4Sorry, he doesn't need it. Sorry, I say that live streaming. He doesn't need his arm anyway, he just runs, it's better off.
Speaker 5It is what it is.
Speaker 1You Do you not see no draft trade day quarterback move up? I hope they do.
Speaker 4You know I hope they do, but the problem with that is it's going to take 800 number one picks to move up this year. Nah, I mean, did you see what the Bears were asking for? The first pick? What Isn't there like?
Speaker 1a formula. It's not like they can ask like an exorbitant amount.
Speaker 4There's like a formula to it. There's not when there's multiple quarterbacks and multiple teams. I thought there was where they have a chart.
Speaker 5Yeah it's. You know, if you're in this, if you're in this fourth spot, it's going to cost you this much to get to the first theoretically Francesa's chart, like he had a really good system for it yes, but that doesn't mean that the team's actually following that.
Speaker 1You were a Francesa fan, no yeah, but it's a pretty fucking good guideline though.
Speaker 5You're a Francesa fan man. Now I see why he acts the way he acts. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1I enjoyed listening to him while he was on the radio Douchebag.
Speaker 5Because you're following suit in the fucking radio industry.
Speaker 1Sit on it Posse.
Speaker 5That's what he did earlier.
Speaker 4That was nice. I was expecting that Nice job.
Speaker 5So I figured what's nothing better than putting a game show together. What's up, scotty, and how do I? You know what's a good game show? Very simple, jeopardy Kinger. We're not going to jump right in on it, I'm just kidding. It's ready to go.
Speaker 4We got a little Super Bowl Jeopardy coming up, dude, I didn't know that Do you want to come over here and can I transition into things?
Speaker 5Are you going to question everything over there?
Speaker 1Dude, I didn't know if I had to stretch out, you know stretch out for what Losing again. Can I get my mind straight? You know for what? Whatever.
Speaker 5I don't know whether to give you fucking a shot of testosterone or a fucking pill of estrogen. Which one do you want?
Speaker 4Well, the testosterone might interfere with his transition.
Speaker 2You weren't expecting that one. Where are?
Speaker 1we going with this.
Speaker 5Where do you want to go with it, kevin? Bring it back, boys, let's reel it in. Where do you want to go with it? I was just giving them a good old. It's called like shadowing or foreshadowing.
Speaker 1I apologize, dude, I didn't know.
Speaker 3It felt like we were going in man.
Speaker 1No, it felt like we were going in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm apologizing.
Speaker 4Is this your first podcast? I mean you're stepping all over it. Oh, here we go. I mean you're like Oster in the men's room when he's stepping on his dick oh my.
Speaker 5God, can you imagine that stepping on your own dick, that would hurt. That would really fucking hurt. Kev, how do you feel about that? I think it would hurt, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Super Bowl Line and Political Banter
Speaker 5No, you just got to worry about chafing between your legs.
Speaker 4That's what you got to worry about. All right, come on Back into it Super Bowl.
Speaker 5Sunday. This Sunday, rams fucking Chiefs versus fucking 49ers. The Cleaves first to 49ers. Yeah, chiefs versus 49ers, what's the line they got?
Speaker 1Go Brock Purdy, you know.
Speaker 4Let's go boy. Fuck the Chiefs. That's what line it is. That's what the line is. So we got, okay, I think that the Niners favored by two and a half. Really, that's what someone told me the other day. Really, yeah, it was the Niners by two and a half.
Speaker 5Oh, it's down to a one and a half, sam Fran. It started at three. Why would that go down? A point and a half, though I would take the fucking.
Speaker 4Oh my God, that's a bad line. It's a pick-em. The line sucks.
Speaker 6There's always a swing in the Super.
Speaker 1Bowl from start to kick off. As far as the line goes, who, what? Yeah, when they post the line, there's always, you know, a point or two.
Speaker 5Yeah, but usually a three. It's not going to drop down to a one and a half.
Speaker 4Yeah, you're not usually down to one and a half, it'll stay like two and a half.
Speaker 5It'll probably just go down to two and a half instead of two. I mean, that's pretty fucking thin. Yeah, I don't know. Something's up then. Who's hurt? Who's hurt that we don't know about? Are they doing the Billy Epler, the Billy?
Speaker 1Epler oh man, that fucking cop sucker, that guy's in some shit man, you heard about this.
Speaker 5No, billy Epler, the old GM of the Mets, yeah, got caught fudging the injury list.
Speaker 1Well, there was an investigation.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's a no-no in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 5So thank God, Good riddance to him. That fucking asshole Probably ruined some shit 30-21-9ers.
Speaker 4Lacey says I like where you're at. I like where you're at.
Speaker 5Lacey, I don't like those numbers right there. Those are not the numbers I have, so we're going to have to have you choose again. But let's go to 30-24.
Speaker 429-9. 30-24 would be a good score 27-24.
Speaker 5What's the?
Speaker 1over-under.
Speaker 4I don't know what the over-under is. No, we don't have this ready.
Speaker 5Oh, the over-under. Yeah, I got it right here. Over-under is.
Speaker 4It's 47, I thought right, Really.
Speaker 5I feel like it would be 50 or 51. Hey Siri, what's the over-under on the San Francisco 49ers Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl?
Speaker 4Go fuck yourself, Pat.
Speaker 1Why wouldn't you just say Super Bowl?
Speaker 4Did Siri answer you yet?
Speaker 5Yeah, she did. What'd she say? 47 and a half.
Speaker 1Wow, I would take the over all day, agreed 47, 47 and a half.
Speaker 5Wow, I would take the overall day Agreed 47 and a half. That's crazy If I were a betting man. But you are Now. Here's a good trivia question that Ryder asked me last night and I got on the first try because I was like that was the one Super Bowl Four inches flaccid. What is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time which is flaccid? What is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time? And it hit me right in the second he asked it I'm like, oh, I remember this one being really high.
Speaker 1Pat Seahawks Nope, I want to feel like it's a weird one, like the fucking Redskins Broncos Nope, did you just say?
Speaker 5that because you're a Redskins fan. No, I'm just playing the fucking You're going with cause. Doug Williams, they had 35, right, no, dude.
Speaker 1They had did you just say. Doug Williams Cause it's February. It was like I think they had in the in the forties or fifties man like 55 to 10, maybe like I feel like 55 to 10 was like the score.
Speaker 5Shots fired.
Speaker 3February shots fired.
Speaker 1Oh, what was it? Which one was it?
Speaker 5the 49ers Chargers oh really, yeah, with Natron means yeah, when young as the QB, because the 56 points was it.
Speaker 1Humphrey.
Speaker 4Humphreys was the quarterback, was it?
Speaker 1Humphreys, bobby Humphreys, I don't remember he was the quarterback of the Chargers.
Speaker 5That's when Seau was at with the Chargers.
Speaker 4They had LaDainian Tomlinson.
Speaker 5Did they have Tomlinson playing then?
Speaker 4No, it was Nate Tron Means. It was before LaDainian Tron Means. I'm trying to say our guys, asshole, greased up that game. Huh Like that. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 1Oh, my God what.
Speaker 5Why? Because he played in the same division as yeah, yep, uh-huh. Yeah, exactly, I mean you take it to a different level with fandom. All right, you want to kill me? I mean you're hey.
Speaker 4Well, it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 5Well, at least you know now on your bank, Robbie, who you can take.
Speaker 4He's an angry elf. We have to get a dirt bike with a sidecar, because I don't drive dirt bikes, dude no sidecar bro.
Speaker 5No sidecar and there's a height requirement, dude, it's like going on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3It's going to throw off Madover Bill. You all right buddy, you all right.
Speaker 4You okay, nothing, a little bourbon won't fix.
Speaker 5It's good, it's good, it's smooth, it's smooth. So, yeah, so we're going to have a special guest too. Special guest contestant.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's happening.
Speaker 5Yeah, he asked if he could take a shower first.
Speaker 4If he's done throwing spider webs in his shower, what is?
Speaker 5this why is the fucking? Why is the watch?
Speaker 4cloth sticking to the fucking wall like that. I didn't hang that there, sweet.
Speaker 5You got a power washer to get that thing off. I do.
Speaker 4So I figured out You're going to have to burn those two rooms anyway.
Speaker 5Just start fresh, all right. So I'll tell him what. Like 10 minutes, we'll start. Whatever you want to do, let's do 10 minutes. We can talk some shit.
Speaker 4And Not at Kevin, though.
Speaker 5No, no, no Thanks.
Speaker 4I appreciate that.
Speaker 5Let's get our five minutes of politics in, so we can keep on climbing up the politics list.
Speaker 1Oh yeah okay, alright.
Speaker 5So Joe Biden was found mentally unstable to face charges for the documents found in his house. Yeah, but he can still be the president, exactly what I was just going to get into. So, according to this, according to this attorney, the questions he was asked, he decided he can't be brought up on charges because he's mentally incapable president biden, do you recall?
Speaker 1he's running the country documents home yeah purple yeah snorkel like that this is news to me. I haven't heard this. No, like I've kind of have my head in well did you see what?
Speaker 4did you see what everyone's doing on Twitter and everything now? Now they're picking Trump apart because he made a couple of mistakes or something, one of his fucking speeches or whatever the fuck he was doing.
Speaker 5And they're like oh, he's, he's, he's mentally deranged. No dude, Like it's got to stop. Shit's got to stop right now.
Speaker 4Yeah, hey, charlie, charlie Thompson, call in. I want to hear what your thoughts on your Prez Can't fucking put a sentence together I just hope Texas takes over the country.
Speaker 1You know like let's go.
Speaker 4Deep in the heart of Texas. Come on.
Speaker 1Let's go Barbecue all over the place.
Speaker 4Amen Brisk it in the nine millimeter, aren't they?
Speaker 1like seceding from the nation. Pretty much I do that.
Speaker 5I don't think that's, that's never, never, ever gonna happen. I don't think, I just don't see it happening you know what?
Speaker 1it'll never? I never saw a lot of shit happening.
Speaker 4That's happening.
Food Truck Ideas and Political Banter
Speaker 1Shit's happening, man. But yeah, I hope Texas takes over the country. I need your help.
Speaker 4I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're going to hurt some people. Political Pete just told us we got to watch our politics.
Speaker 5So our diving ratings doesn't happen again. I know exactly what Pete's talking about, because when we started talking politics on Spotify, it destroyed our numbers, did it really? I don't give a shit, listen. Here's the thing. I don't give a fuck about politics anymore. I really don't.
Speaker 4What did we do? We did live broadcast, oh we tried to do the live debate? Yes, no, not the live debate. We were doing a live commentary from what fucking One of the debates? Was it the debate?
Speaker 5That's when the sound didn't come in through the fucking TV and shit it fucked. Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1No way, there were sound issues yeah.
Speaker 4Three years ago there were sound issues I can't imagine.
Speaker 1Come on Coming from this guy.
Speaker 4Come on, coming from this guy. What are you doing over here, orbs? Did you share that episode on Facebook? Was that your wet fucking?
Speaker 5spot right over here. Was that you? No, it wasn't. Oh, it was probably from the cup. Okay, I thought you licked your finger and you touched the screen. I can't touch the board. You have no idea what's going on over here. Stop it, kevin. Oh my God, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4You know what? When you were on hiatus, kevin sat in the captain's chair.
Speaker 5Yeah, and still didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1Rubbing my nuts all over those dials.
Speaker 5That'd be so fucking gross, I'm sure there's a hair stuck in there still.
Speaker 1Oh, I'll give you a look close. Go ahead, look.
Speaker 2The roadcaster's out. Look, go ahead, look.
Speaker 4The roadcaster's out.
Speaker 5From Kevin's pubes Choked out.
Speaker 4Pat, when we get the new board, can we get the plastic with the key lock? Yeah, we keep the fucking thermostat under the thermostat.
Speaker 5Yeah, we could do that, no problem.
Speaker 4But now I'm seeing more and more with what's going on, useless Sonny's watching us.
Speaker 5Hey Vato, what did he put? Supersod, yes, supersod. I love Supersod, by the way. Oh, shout out to Kevin Okay, once again, even though he's a big pussy cunt. Why you got to lead with that? Because we always lead with that. His cooking prowess is bar none Phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal.
Speaker 4Wait till the fucking Take a Deep Show.
Speaker 5food truck comes out, but the only issue we have with that is his reassurance afterwards of how good his food is, or else his pussy's going to hurt, but anyways his food I feel that's a little harsh.
Speaker 4Not really, because your food is always good. Are you saying his pussy lips are going to get red and inflamed A little bit?
Speaker 5So your food is always good, blue waffle, your food's always good and you're like well and you cross your arms. I don't have to. Seriously, it's almost a threat. No, no, no.
Speaker 1Seriously, it's almost a threat. No, no, no, sonny, you know what a blue waffle is. I understand. I do do that gesture, okay, and I'm just waiting, you know.
Speaker 5So today, kevin decided to make chicken thighs wrapped with bacon stuffed with spinach artichoke dip Fucking phenomenal. All right, so he smoked that. How many hours? Hour and a half, you said how many degrees?
Speaker 1Yeah, probably a little over an hour. Yeah, maybe an hour and a half, probably like 300.
Speaker 5300? Alright. So they came out fantastic Smoking, and we're always trying to come up with ideas for this food truck. So I think we came up with three great ideas today. Not only the bacon-wrapped chicken with the avocado. We came up with a glaze for it, A real glaze.
Speaker 4That needs to be perfected, not a Take a Deep Show glaze.
Speaker 5Do you want to get glazed on the Take a Deep Show? Not right now. No, no, kevin, no, I do not. No, okay, are you sure? And a spicy honey sauce? Yes, that I think we can patent that and squeeze that over everything you want.
Speaker 4But what did we say? We had two original sauces by Orbs that were in a package.
Speaker 1Yeah, but, the chicken was phenomenal. I can't wait for the investors, you know yeah facebook.
Speaker 2If you're listening, you know, oh, so let's start to go fund me.
Speaker 4For me, man, that'd be great, so you before the show. Huh, okay, alissa milano. Yeah, you before the show well, what? You. Before the show. Before the show there's no I in team. Yeah, obviously with him, but you can't spell team without.
Speaker 5Emmy starts whispering and talking to himself. That's what do you know? He's like it lost. Oh boy, that's when it stops. But all this nonsense going on. You're seeing a lot of people in the country who are switching from Democrat to either independent or Republican. Kennedy did it and I'm going to be honest, I like him.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5I really do.
Speaker 4Love me some. Tulsi Gabbard too. She's just not ready. She's not ready for primetime.
Speaker 5I think she's hot. Oh, I touched on her. I love her.
Speaker 1Dude, she needs to be in the cabinet. You know I don't want her for president, you want her in your cabinet. She needs to be like in the cabinet.
Speaker 4You know like secretary of on her, throw her in the oven.
Speaker 1She's not bad, she's a looker she's a looker.
Speaker 5She's very smart.
Speaker 4What a nice change it would be to have somebody like that in the White House. Just turn me on. I'd be like, yeah, whatever you want, I'm all into politics now. Whatever you want, baby.
Speaker 1Imagine her going to Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 4Past the Aveeno and the Kleenex.
Speaker 5I'm trying to think where these other sounds are that I have on here. Oh, there we go. A little Red Dawn. Okay, what's wrong with you, kevin, go. Oh, hey, little Red Dawn. Okay, what's wrong with you, kevin.
Speaker 4Sorry, oh, shut up, bitch.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, god damn it. That's such a great sound.
Speaker 5I know I love it I love it, doing it towards you too.
Speaker 1He's so passionate when he says it too, he's like shut up dude. He was serious.
Speaker 5He's back on the WWE again.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, yeah, is it just like he's just swinging in or like Him, and we got a storyline?
Speaker 4They needed another Scumbag woman raper To replace Vince McMahon, so they brought the Rock back. Oh, he's running it.
Speaker 5No, he's wrestling.
Speaker 4Yeah, they put him on the board of directors, so he went from the board of directors. He's coming back into the ring now. He's fighting Roman Reigns.
Speaker 5Are you serious Dead serious Dude. I saw the video. It was fucking great. Dusty Rhodes Jr fucking brought him out. Dusty Rhodes Jr who's Dusty Rhodes' son.
Speaker 4Dusty Rhodes Jr. Cody Rhodes, that's. It. Isn't that Gold Dust?
Speaker 1No, no, gold Dust is.
Speaker 5That's Dusty Rhodes' other son, dustin. Dustin.
Speaker 1Rhodes, okay, sorry.
Speaker 5Cody Rhodes.
Speaker 4Sorry, Joe if you're listening. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5Cody Rhodes calls him out and the Rock came out and I guess there was something where Cody Rhodes can choose whoever he wanted to fight Roman Reigns oh, shit. And Roman Reigns is sitting there, blah, blah, blah. Next to no, the Rock's theme song comes on, fucking place went, really, place went, insane Plastic.
Speaker 1Oh, sounds like WrestleMania.
Speaker 5Do you want to share the video? I'm sure I can share the video. Am I allowed to do that? I'm not sure.
Speaker 4What's the worst thing that happens? We get kicked off Again.
Speaker 5Who cares? Period, talk amongst yourselves. Let me find it.
Speaker 1Like how many times have we been kicked off Like three, four.
Speaker 5I don't know, after the threats that we received on the fucking messages, I think that was malarkey. Yeah, yeah, but we got two in one day.
Speaker 4We were taken. I think someone was trying to get us to put a password in and I fell for it, so I don't know, but I haven't been hacked yet. I did it twice.
The Flying Flamingo Food Truck
Speaker 5No, I think I was hacked, maybe.
Speaker 4I typed a password.
Speaker 5Remember when I couldn't remember that part. I couldn't get into the fucking Facebook. Son of a bitch. They're smart. It looks legit.
Speaker 4It did look legit, but our page is still up. Motherfuckers, yeah, woo, woo, woo. Why did my screen just go black?
Speaker 5No, no, I'm teasing, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4I was kidding, I was kidding. So the fucking rock is coming back. Huh Mind, I just bring Hogan back too. Nah, he's too old man. Ah, fucking, you paint that fucking goatee black again. I can't walk, bro. Throw a fucking NWO thing on you. Guy's in bad shape Is he?
Speaker 1Is he hurt? Yeah, well, dude, I mean he's fucking. Yeah, Is he up there?
Speaker 4Just ruining my childhood. Some more, huh Thanks.
Speaker 3Thanks, kev, thanks thanks they're not.
Speaker 5They're hearing this, they're not seeing it yet. Well, could you so? Birmingham, alabama all right, fast forward had you.
Speaker 4More than anybody that you've been in the ring with. I had you, and I think you know it.
Speaker 5He's got like a list. That sounds gay. Yeah, I had you.
Speaker 4Seth Rollins. He's made a lot of amazing points this week, but one of them that I disagree with. Just don't go too far. The canvas, the ropes, that camera, the announce desk, all these people you guys belong to Roman.
Speaker 1Reigns. Yeah, let's see some action Like come on, Stop your talking. So.
Speaker 4Let the folks see I got to share.
Speaker 1Fucking three-piece suit. Who wears a fucking three-piece suit? Someone with class, dirtbag.
Speaker 4Sorry, I didn't mean that. Like fuck bro. Like like what was that? I'm sorry, I was out of order a little bit man.
Speaker 1Let me make it abundantly clear I want that title you have the time right now matter of fact. I'm moving my own goalpost.
Speaker 2I want that title.
Speaker 4I want everything and I am coming for it. I am coming for you. We can see it on the thing. You're fine, just leave it Something behind. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 1Alright, here it comes.
Speaker 5I mentioned taking counsel.
Speaker 4Taking counsel One of the individuals I talked to. He knows you very well. That was gay again. Did you see that? Yes, ma'am, tell me. Very well, that was gay again. Did you see that? Hit this mob.
Speaker 5Tell me the pop of that crowd.
Speaker 3Look at this Dude.
Speaker 5this is why I watch wrestling. It's because of him.
Speaker 4I mean, if Kevin was here, we would hit him with three beers by now.
Speaker 5Kevin walks out with his chicken legs.
Speaker 4Hey, it's the flamingo, the flamingo king.
Speaker 5No, the flying flamingo.
Speaker 1You ungrateful fucks. Yeah, all right, we gotta stop sharing that. I'm about to turn this bus around and end your precious little field trip.
Speaker 5Okay, wow fuck your precious little field trip that you take. Oh my god, sorry I didn't mean to. Oh wait, where's the remote? No, grab the remote, just hit, enter, hit the middle thing Right there. There you go, bam, you're good, all right.
Speaker 4You just upstaged the rock.
Speaker 5Ladies and gentlemen from parts unknown, the flying flamingo.
Speaker 4The flying flamingo.
Speaker 5Ops, ops, ops. The flying flamingo With his chicken legs. What was the comment you said to me when I said something about your ankles the other day? What'd you say Women would kill for these legs. I did.
Speaker 1That's a true statement.
Speaker 4I'm not even gonna lie to you. Pat said the flying flamingo would be going from three viewers to six. That's it, dude.
Speaker 5Genius, it's just genius that comes in.
Speaker 1It's a true statement Women would kill for these legs.
Speaker 4The internet just went ablaze. Pick it on, orbs again, you gotta watch, oh my god they're talking about the flying flamingo.
Speaker 5Let's go, let's go. Okay, so we're going gonna have a special guest. Maybe that's the food truck name, the flying flamingo. That's fucking great. And everybody's gonna be like, how'd you come up with that name? And you're just gonna be like Any woman would kill for these legs. That's how you answer it.
Speaker 4See, in a food truck you generally can't see the guy cooking Except from the chest up, waist up. So all he's gonna come outside he's gonna have a pair of heels and a fucking some fishnets on Whoa. No, yeah, just so it'd be comfortable for you, Dude.
Speaker 1no, my ankles can't support heels.
Speaker 4I was going to say your ankles can't take the heels. You're right.
Speaker 5So I'm trying to get our special guest to come downstairs.
Speaker 2What to come downstairs? What T-Rex arms are you referring to there, peter?
Speaker 5He wants to see so, pete wants to see the chicken legs versus the T-Rex arms and what he is referring to. You're not wearing that at all on the live stream. Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 4Get the fuck out of here. Get out of here.
Speaker 5Did he just get really upset? What the fuck did I just see?
Speaker 1what was that? Where'd he go like?
Speaker 5all right, can you guys continue for like two minutes? I just want to see where he went.
Speaker 2Oh my god I feel, like you know, like you know like.
Speaker 4Let me let me, let me jump on a live stream.
Speaker 1Oh boy Wow.
Speaker 4Shower cap on.
Speaker 1Wow, like when was the last time you saw a shower cap? Like did you? Does the wife use one? No, in all honesty you know, because it's like a I don't know. It's a girl thing, right.
Speaker 4The last time I saw one, I think I was away on a business trip and I just I didn't buy anyone gifts, so I threw a bunch of shit from the you know there's free toiletries and shit in the bag and I think I gave my kids a shower cap Right, like the hotel fucking stuff. Yes, you could have a soap. You could have a shower cap. Here's the yeah. Wow, I was not expecting that at all. Oh, boy.
Speaker 1So yeah, a special guest opened the door wearing a shower cap, oh, and you know we're investigating what's going on with that Wowza.
Speaker 4Wowza, I was expecting the Scully.
Speaker 1And the Flying Flamingo food truck Sponsored by the.
Speaker 4TID show. I like it. Yeah, we'll take all kinds of sponsors. Yes, you will. So the food truck's going to be the Flying Flamingo. I like it. Got to find a spot to put that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll do time. You know it's a work in progress. How do you feel we're going head to head here on the trivia?
Speaker 5You just got out of the shower, and that's why.
Speaker 4There you go. I was expecting the scolia. All right, come on over.
Speaker 1Yeah, but the fact that he's like, so what? There's a shower cap involved to begin with, it's sketchy.
Speaker 5Why.
Speaker 4I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower cap involved to begin with is sketchy, why.
Speaker 5I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower cap You're talking about. Okay, you're sketchy and you got Obi walking around with what?
Speaker 4Listen, we make fun of Obi wearing a shower cap also.
Speaker 5Come scoot yourself over Rye. So our special guest today is actually my little guy who's with. Don't cover your face, you're going to grab the microphone. Do we have to adjust the camera? Leave it where it is. Give me that.
Speaker 3Just leave it like that, right there.
Speaker 5Turn that on.
Speaker 3Ryan talk into the microphone I am. Bring it closer to your mouth hello, not like that going for a ride go
Speaker 5like that and then talk close to hello perfect, there we go. So good, uh, no, you're gonna have to bring it. Yes, maybe, yes, you're good.
Speaker 4We got our obs in there still.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's his pale pasty white Casper look.
Speaker 4Pasty, I feel like Come on.
Speaker 5So we decided to do some. The reason why I'm asking Ryan is he has very good knowledge of football, but I don't know how. A little difficult, put your headset on so you can hear us, okay.
Speaker 1There we go.
Speaker 5First time on the show that's going to be his buzzer.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1Well, that's going to be tough to do because you've got to like set it to be able to make the noise. I think you hit it now, it goes off yeah.
Speaker 5No, hit the thing, hit it again.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, hit it again. It's two different noises.
Speaker 4But it's one thing, neither of them are wrong.
Speaker 1See, you're the worst, Okay.
Speaker 5You're the idea guy. You come up with the shitty ideas, really shitty.
Speaker 1We're going the worst. Okay, I'm just okay. Yeah, you're the idea guy. You come up with the shitty ideas, Really Shitty.
Speaker 5We're going with shitty Okay.
Speaker 4So we decided oh my God, I'm sorry, just making sure, making sure it worked.
Speaker 5We have my son amongst a bunch of fucking retards right now. So we decided to do a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4Jeopardy, all right. So now you got him going on it Right in. He's right in, well done, well done.
Speaker 5Can you at least just show your face, so we can see who you are?
Speaker 4He's got no mouth. Is there a way to adjust that? I want to see if I can teach him how to adjust it. What? Just to make noise and aggravate you? Yeah, you can do this. Oh, this he's talking about like no, no, no, no, no. I say he jumped, he's talking about here.
Speaker 5See, this is there we go. That's the infantile behavior of adults. Is what it is.
Speaker 1I actually have to because it dropped, I don't know. Get some better shit.
Speaker 5You know what's gonna happen one day when you guys keep on twisting, it's gonna break. And now you're not gonna have a stand for a mic.
Speaker 4Keep doing it, and I'm not buying a new one. That's right.
Speaker 1Any, oh, my god.
Speaker 5This is. I've obviously come up with the worst idea Fucking possible. Stop pressing the buttons, all right. Next person to press it, you're disqualified. That's it Out of here, go. Anyway, we can just sit here and have a show by myself and I can just shut their microphones off and fucking, you're a two-year-old. God damn it, are we good? Are we good, are we sure? Yeah, and I figured.
Speaker 4Love of God. Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 5Alright, I'm good. Now I'm ready, so I'm going to be able to share the screen. So everybody who's watching the show Real good, oh my God, let me just do it, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Do it, pat, just do it. Get it done, do what you do.
Speaker 2Oh my God, Do what you do. Oh my God, I can't.
Speaker 4Can we just stop for a second, please? You think we may pack, walk out?
Speaker 5tonight. Leave this kid here, so, as you can see, challenge.
Speaker 1Sorry.
Speaker 5I'll just stop. It's fucking crazy. Shut the fuck up so we can continue the show. Sorry, I'm out of my zone right now. Got in his head, got in his head. No, there we go. Alright, so here are the topics, for we're going to do three teams and it's all Super Bowl based. All right, let me just go over the sounds. Make sure we have all the correct sounds. Rounds over Time's up. That's good. Wasn't expecting Jeopard good, wasn't expecting that Jeopardy? Final Jeopardy, daily Double. And that's what we want right now. So we're going to fill the board. We have three teams. We have the Pussy Cunts, the Ewoks and the Travis Scotts Shower cap, shower cap. There we go.
Speaker 1Good, beautiful the Hairnets. We're called the Hairnets.
Speaker 5So the first topic we have Super Bowl commercials, oh interesting. Then we have Super Bowl trivia, super Bowl winners, super Bowl locations and Super Bowl players.
Speaker 4Who is Barrett Robbins?
Speaker 5High and drunk on tequila. Sorry, I couldn't find the wrong answer. No, no, sorry, matty. So we'll do Kevin's team one, team two is Madden, team three will be Ryder. Okay, all right. So we'll do Kevin's team one, team two is Madden and team three will be Ryder.
Speaker 1Okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 5You want to do a coin flip to see who goes first.
Speaker 1Is it a three-sided coin?
Speaker 4Well, no, actually let Ryder pick the first category.
Speaker 5Okay, all right, so let's make sure it's going. There we go. All right, so let's make sure it's gone. There we go. Let's get that out of the way. All right, perfect. So Ryder, first category.
Speaker 6I'm going to get Super Bowl trivia for 200.
Speaker 5Super Bowl trivia for 200. Answer.
Speaker 6What year had a blackout? 2012, 2013.
Speaker 1Well, that's two years. Can we narrow that down to one year, 2013. That's two years, can?
Speaker 4we narrow that down to one year 2013. Excuse me form of a question Say what is, what is 2013?
Speaker 1How the hell did you know that Because it's on the screen, because I'm a Ravenstrand.
Speaker 5No, I, just that was. I hit the space bar you jerk off, alright, plus 200. There you go, so let's get back to All right pick again. Ryan Pick again.
Speaker 1Ryan.
Speaker 3How did you?
Speaker 6know that, because I'm a Ravens fan.
Speaker 4I told you that You're a Giants fan. Memorial Jacks is on MVP, by the way. Nice playoff game you had, solid. What about all the playoff games? Solid?
Speaker 6Solid.
Speaker 5Next category question. Can we go Seriously, just give me a barroom brawl in here on Jeopardy.
Speaker 1Like fuck man Seriously.
Speaker 5Super Bowl winners for 200. Super Bowl winners for 200. Never appeared in Super Bowl.
Speaker 1Wait what does the four mean? Do I have to say the Browns, the Lions, the Jaguars and the Texans? I'm assuming so.
Speaker 5So what is?
Speaker 1What is? The Browns, the Lions, the Jaguars and the Texans?
Speaker 5What is what Jerry's List? What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 5You know, Kevin, we're going to give you the good old.
Super Bowl Trivia Game Frustration
Speaker 1But I'm right.
Speaker 4Sure, he is right. I'm going the good old I'm right. Sure, he is right.
Speaker 1I'm going to let you know I'm right.
Speaker 5I have no idea why that correct answer came up like that.
Speaker 1I didn't touch that.
Speaker 5Okay, Kevin, you go.
Speaker 1Okay, we're going to go. Super Bowl commercials for one Super.
Speaker 3Bowl commercials for one.
Speaker 5Curb your enthusiasm. Star that shared his who is Larry David. Who is Larry David? Who is Larry David. Very good, Maddie. All right, let's escape. There we go. Maddie, you have control.
Speaker 4Super Bowl players for 200,.
Speaker 3Pat Super Bowl players for 200.
Speaker 5First lefty QB Kevin.
Speaker 1Who is Steve Young the snake? Who is Kenny Stabler?
Speaker 5Oh, Well, shouldn't you have let the I know, but I didn't know the correct answer.
Speaker 3I don't know all the correct answers I'm going to put it down now. Okay, okay, snake.
Speaker 5Wait, Snake Plissken.
Speaker 1So I'm still in control of the board.
Speaker 4Actually, that was me in control.
Speaker 1Was it, oh, okay, and you got the answer wrong, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Just minus 200. I'm sorry. Zero Super Bowl locations for 200, pat Super Bowl. Locations for 200, pat Super Bowl locations for 200.
Speaker 5Only team to host the Super Bowl Ryder.
Speaker 6There's two, the Bucs and the Rams. In 2021, they were in the Bucs stadium and then they were in SoFi.
Speaker 1This whole game is Fugazi now.
Speaker 5I don't know the correct answers. I should have written them down. What am I supposed to say?
Speaker 6Who is? Who is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
Speaker 5Very good.
Speaker 1Wow, you do know some stuff, then right Okay.
Speaker 5So we have Ryder in control.
Speaker 3Choose Super Bowl winners for 100. Super Bowl winners for 100.
Speaker 5Who won the inaugural? Kevin?
Speaker 1Who is the Green Bay Packers?
Speaker 5Who is the Green Bay Packers? Very good. What does that even mean? Who won the inaugural?
Speaker 1First Super.
Speaker 5Bowl First.
Speaker 1Get a Thor's bow, very good. What does that even mean? Who won the inaugural First Super Bowl? First Get a Thor's bow, you know come on Like.
Speaker 4This is your inaugural appearance on a TID show.
Speaker 5It's inaugural. It's actually my second. Yeah, it's his second. He doesn't remember the interview. Did you even play that? I know you recorded it. Yeah, we played it. I really sound wild Long time ago.
Speaker 1We'll go Super Bowl trivia for one Super Bowl, trivia for one.
Speaker 3The number 58.
Speaker 6What is 58? It's 50. And it's 58.
Speaker 5So this is last year's template, as you can see, people.
Speaker 4I don't know. This kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the moops, the moops. I had said 57. I don't know, it is 58, as you can see.
Speaker 5Okay, so we have Ryder in the lead. He is winning guys.
Speaker 3Ryder, choose Super Bowl trivia for 300. Super Bowl trivia for 300.
Speaker 5Super Bowl trivia for 300. Who was the halftime show for the blackout Super Bowl?
Speaker 4Nobody cares.
Speaker 6When was that 2013.
Speaker 1Nobody cares Time that shit out, bro. There you go. Who is Beyonce? Who then? Nobody cares.
Speaker 5That's true. Out bro, there you go. Who is Beyonce? Who then? Nobody cares.
Speaker 3That's true, yes, All right.
Speaker 5So, Ryder, you're still in control.
Speaker 3Super Bowl locations for 100. Super Bowl locations for 100.
Speaker 5This year's Super Bowl location.
Speaker 3Ryder.
Speaker 6Las Vegas, or last year's would have been.
Speaker 5Just do this year, it's last year's would have been this Just do this year, it's last year's, whatever Last form of a question, please.
Speaker 4What is?
Speaker 5Las Vegas, that's correct, and this year's that was Phoenix. Yeah, listen, we're a little bit behind people, we're okay.
Speaker 4You should have paid $28.
Speaker 5I should have done that. I paid 20 bucks. They don't update that shit. All right, Ryder next.
Speaker 3Super Bowl players should 100. Super Bowl players 100.
Speaker 5Largest, heaviest player to score an offensive touchdown.
Speaker 4Who is William the Refrigerator Perry?
Speaker 5Matty, that should be correct. You are correct. Very good, let's do the plus. Bam Bam, matty.
Speaker 4Super Bowl commercials for 500, Pat.
Speaker 5Matty, we do have the daily double. You do have 200. How much are you willing to risk 200, pat, all right.
Speaker 1Well, can't he risk up to 500? Yeah, so he's going to do up to Because of the dollar value on the board this is correct.
Speaker 4I didn't realize you were related to Alex Trebek.
Speaker 1I've seen the show Once or Twice.
Speaker 5I'll risk 500, Pat, so I can be down 300 after this Very good, great Question, a George Orwell-inspired commercial which launched this product and its brand, or what, what, what.
Speaker 4What is Orville Redenbacher?
Speaker 5What is Apple Macintosh? Unfortunately, orville Redenbacher, or Will Redenbacher, orville Redenbacher. So we're at 90. Matty, you're in control.
Speaker 4Awesome, let's go. Super Bowl players for 500, pat, I'd like to get back to even. Super Bowl players for 500.
Speaker 5Answer Quarterback legend to never win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4Matty, who is, dan Marino Isn't that a little subjective, you know.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 1I don't know. I feel like there's more than one legend to not win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4Super Bowl players for 400, Pat Fuck off.
Speaker 5Are your feelings hurt?
Speaker 1No, but go on. I'm just saying Go on Super Bowl players for what?
Speaker 4Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl? Okay, so what? I'm just saying, go on Super Bowl players. For what Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl? Yeah, okay. So what the fuck are you worried about? Super Bowl players for 400, pat, daily double. Well, I'll wager 400, pat. All right Answer.
Speaker 1There's only one daily double.
Speaker 5Doesn't matter, I did two.
Speaker 1There's two in final and double jeopardy. Sorry, I did too. There's two in final and double jeopardy.
Speaker 5Sorry, you're out of the game. Has the most Super Bowl rings.
Speaker 4Who is Tom Brady Correct?
Speaker 6That's the easiest question.
Speaker 5Well, now you guys are tied.
Speaker 4OBS has been disqualified. I'm surprised you didn't kick the camera on the way out. Where are you going? So we'll play us for 300, Pat.
Speaker 5So he's out. Where did he go? Is he coming back? I don't know. Kev O-E of little bladder, oh, he's peeing. Do we have to wait for him? No, fuck him no.
Speaker 4All right, so.
Speaker 5Matty, you're next Super Bowl players for 300,. Pat Answer Quarterback up here for two different teams in different Super Bowls.
Speaker 6Who is Peyton Manning?
Speaker 4Who is Tom Brady?
Speaker 5I'm going to give you guys both the credit on that. So there's a tie. That's why what's on Jerry's list?
Speaker 4Who the fuck is, jerry, and where is this list? What is this?
Speaker 5What the fuck is that? So you know what You're going to get it. I'd call your credit and You're going to get it. I'd call your credit and you're going to get it.
Speaker 4I was going to say you should call your credit card company and get that $20 back.
Speaker 5Yeah, dude, they're fucking me right now. God Matty, you're still in control.
Speaker 4Super Bowl winners for 300, Pat Super.
Speaker 5Bowl winners for 300. Has only one Super Bowl.
Speaker 4Has only won Super Bowl. Is it the Ravens? Could it be? Who's on Jerry's list? Fucking Jerry's list. What is this shit? This sucks. Fuck this Jerry guy Pat.
Speaker 5I bet you there's a list somewhere. There's probably a list.
Speaker 4There's probably a list I got to find that let's go Super Bowl winners for 400.
Speaker 5Super Bowl winners for 400. Which team has participated in the most Super Bowl? Maddie.
Speaker 4Who are the New England Patriots?
Speaker 3Correct.
Speaker 4All right, can we let all of us back in now?
Speaker 5Yeah, I mean he was, he just stormed out like a you know PC.
Speaker 4Yeah, let's go Super Bowl winners for 500, pat, oh shit, that's taking quite a lead on yeah.
Speaker 5Who has the most. It's going to say Jerry's List. I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 1Who are the New England Patriots?
Speaker 4Who are Jerry's List? Who are the Steelers and the?
Speaker 6Patriots.
Speaker 5Oh, Ryder got it right.
Speaker 4You just said the Patriots.
Speaker 5You did just say the Patriots and you did not use a formal question and you're going to sit there and look at me dirty.
Speaker 4It doesn't say what team oh shit, what happened to Facebook Live? It doesn't say what teams. What happened to facebook live? It doesn't say what teams did you kick? Did you kick the wire when you? Oh, my fucking god, god damn it, god damn it. Oh, just do you. Do you got it or OK, it's back on? Oh, is this going to ruin the whole thing now?
Speaker 5No, just you got to turn the camera on.
Speaker 4Oh, since you don't know, how to do that Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Speaker 1Sorry, sorry, man, sorry Sorry, but I'm just saying it didn't say who, it said who. We're not even talking about the game right now. They said it's a tie. I feel like that's my line.
Speaker 5No, it's not. You don't get it. Matter of fact, you lose points, are we?
Speaker 4going to be able to.
Speaker 1Well, if I got it wrong, which I didn't get it wrong.
Speaker 5You only answered one out of the two. You got it wrong.
Speaker 1It said who, it didn't say what teams. If you notice.
Speaker 5If you were in here before you stormed out that column is just teams. Oops, you're wrong. Now I don't know what to do, cause.
Speaker 4Oh boy, oh man.
Speaker 5I really fucked it up. Yeah, because I gotta stop the stream now oh, no, no, oh, that's gonna ruin.
Speaker 1Oh, you're so lucky oh, there we go, there we are.
Speaker 5You are so lucky and I'm not even on camera. Awesome, you did a great job, kev. Great job, I'm not even on camera awesome great job.
Speaker 4Kev great job who is chicken legs?
Speaker 1yes, correct, so again it says who has the most Super Bowl wins. It's Ty. I feel like there are two acceptable answers, not like just by you saying that mine is incorrect.
Speaker 5Okay, who has the most Super Bowl wins? It's a tie. I feel like there are two acceptable answers.
Speaker 1Just by you saying that Incorrect. Okay, we can give it to Ryder.
Speaker 5That's fine. He answered the question right, correctly.
Speaker 1I mean, I did too. But okay, let's go.
Speaker 4But, no, you didn't, you didn't.
Speaker 1No, it's totally fine, you missed the Steelers.
Speaker 5Dude, seriously, you got it wrong. You said the Patriots.
Speaker 4Just don't leave again, because you kicked the fucking wire out again. I'm about to Back to the back to the board.
Speaker 5Pat Ryder, you're in control.
Speaker 4Hurry up before Kevin loses it. Super Bowl Trivia 400. Super.
Speaker 5Bowl Trivia 400. What jewelry company creates? Nope, I got no idea. You get to Super.
Speaker 3Bowl Trivia 400. Super Bowl Trivia 400.
Speaker 5What jewelry company?
Speaker 3creates the jewelry. Nope, I got no idea, never mind.
Speaker 5You beat the hell. Who got that first? Ryder actually had it first. All right, so we're going to subtract 400. Anybody else?
Speaker 4Who is Tiffany's? I don't think that's right, man. I don't think it is either. Oh, we got it right. Oh, my God, out of left field.
Speaker 5Woo, Holy Moses Matty takes control 1,700.
Speaker 4Fuck Wow, I got to get off of this shit. Super Bowl commercial for 200, pat Super.
Speaker 5Bowl commercial's 200. Head kid catch.
Speaker 4Starred who is Mean Joe Green Head Kid?
Speaker 5Catch. The hell is that.
Speaker 1It's supposed to be. Hey Kid Catch.
Speaker 5Oh, who the fuck typed that? It wasn't me? Mean, joe Green. I mean, we're gonna go over typos now too, god damn.
Speaker 4Head.
Speaker 5Kid Catch.
Speaker 4You should have got the $28 version Unbelievable.
Speaker 5There's only one fucking number I can fucking charge in.
Speaker 4Oh, super Bowl trivia for $500. Super Bowl trivia $500.
Speaker 5Americans spend this On beer for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6It's like what is like A lot Like $2 billion, $2 billion. It's like what is like A lot Like $2 billion $2 billion.
Speaker 5It's a lot $1.3 billion, so that's not correct. Sorry, ryder, are you serious?
Speaker 4You said $2 billion. That's what Jerry's List says. Yeah, $2 billion is not $1.3.
Speaker 5I don't know why you shouldn't have guessed that. Oh, that was last year's, yeah.
Speaker 1Still wrong.
Speaker 4No Ryder, no Super Bowl commercials 400.
Speaker 5This famous Snickers ad featured this actor.
Speaker 1Who is Betty White?
Speaker 4Yes, nice job, nice job, nice job.
Speaker 5Very good, back to zero.
Speaker 1Sweet, awesome Commercials for three.
Speaker 5The only one to make her to make it to the top five commercials of all time with the Boston inspired smart puck.
Speaker 4Well, it's fucking Boston inspired. Who gives a shit? Smart puck? Well, what does that mean in English? Smart park? Yeah, it's supposed to be smart park. Well, it's fucking Boston inspired. Who gives a shit? Smart Park, smart Park.
Speaker 1Smart Park Fucking.
Speaker 5Boston Top 5 sports of all time. Boston inspired Smart Park.
Speaker 4Hey.
Speaker 5Ben, fuck you Boston. What automaker do you guys? Anybody.
Speaker 1Kevin who is Audi?
Speaker 5I'm not even going to check the correct answer now, because I think that's wrong. I think it is also I think it's right.
Speaker 4Let's see Hyundai. Hyundai, ben knew. You know why Ben knew? Because he fucking talks like that Sputnik.
Speaker 5Yeah, we open the SmartPak, we open the SmartPak.
Speaker 1He's one of them fuckers. Alright, locations for three. We're going to SmartPak. He's going to M-Pak-us, all right, all right, so locations for three.
Speaker 5Location of the coldest ever Super Bowl.
Speaker 4Matt, what is the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field?
Speaker 5No, what Lambeau? I don't think Lambeau ever hosted a. Did they host?
Speaker 4a Super Bowl, did they? I want to see what fucking Jerry's list has to say. New Orleans New Orleans.
Speaker 1You wouldn't have gotten New Orleans, man Kevin yeah, I wouldn't have, like it's a fucking dome like what the fuck? Before the dome they played out alright, you're still in control, kevin, whatever sorry feelings're still in control.
Speaker 5No, I am. Oh, kevin. Whatever, sorry Feelings hurt again, I'm in control. Four yeah, you're in control has hosted the most Super Bowls. There's a tie, so it's going to say Jerry's List. So do I have to say?
Speaker 1two yes.
Speaker 5If there's a tie, yes.
Speaker 1I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable. Oh.
Speaker 5Yes, I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable.
Speaker 1Oh my, God, why are you changing the rules?
Speaker 5I'm just going to say Miami and New Orleans. It's on Jerry's list, so I'm going to give you credit on that, kev.
Speaker 4Who is this, jerry and where?
Speaker 5is this list? I don't know what this list is all about. Whoever wrote that in there is really annoying.
Final Jeopardy Shenanigans
Speaker 4We got to speed this up, up. We're not gonna have enough bourbon, alright so next, wow, we're running quick.
Speaker 5Last question, thank god, last question, little splash, location of the first Super Bowl.
Speaker 4I'm keeping my Comfortable lead. Fuck you guys, I'm I'm risking my comfortable lead.
Speaker 1Fuck you guys. I'm like I'm. I'm risking it. Matt or Kevin, what is Pasadena? No?
Speaker 4it was Kansas City or fucking Lambeau.
Speaker 1I can't see him. I know it was California. I knew it was fucking California. Alrighty Dammit, there's a second round, right? Wow, I knew it was fucking California. All righty, all right, damn it.
Speaker 2There's a second round, right, all right.
Speaker 5That's the end of our first round. It's our only round, thank God, because this is like watching children die. It's awful, I'm out of Final Jeopardy. Unfortunately, Kevin, you did not make it to Final Jeopardy because you have nothing to bet. So About to kick that camera over again. It's unbelievable. You are Now. I'm just going to load Final Jeopardy up, so they're still watching what are you loading the Final.
Speaker 4Jeopardy. Okay, just checking why. Perhaps you could have answered a couple of questions if you didn't storm out of the studio and kick the camera wire.
Speaker 1Listen, I was told I was disqualified, so you know.
Speaker 4Hey Ben, how are you?
Speaker 1I wasn't even coming back.
Speaker 4Ben's gonna loan Orbs $100 so he can play Final Jeopardy.
Speaker 1But then I said no, I should go back.
Speaker 4You know, were you gonna go upstairs and cook more chicken.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 4I was gonna eat more shit, you know. I was definitely eating stuff.
Speaker 5Are you guys I'm gonna reveal? You're gonna reveal the question. Yeah, since Kevin's outrider, you had what 500? I was definitely eating stuff, are you guys? Are you guys I'm going to? Just, I'm going to reveal, sorry, you're going to reveal the question. Yeah, since Kevin's outrider, you had what 500. So yeah, maddie at 16, ryder at five, I'm going to ruin it for everybody.
Speaker 1Don't be that guy. Oh, I can scream.
Speaker 5I can scream loud.
Speaker 2I mean.
Speaker 3And here, Okay so since we have.
Speaker 5And here we go. Yeah, since we have Ryder and Maddie in the Final Jeopardy and not the little bitch over to my left be careful because you might see a Molotov cocktail come through the screen real quick. Here is our Daily Double.
Speaker 4Our Final.
Speaker 5Jeopardy. Oh sorry, you don't hit that, so I know I'm just saying so. You guys have so easy, so easy, so easy.
Speaker 1They can't see it on facebook huh, oh, because I'm not sharing it Huh.
Speaker 5Oh, because I'm not sharing it.
Speaker 1You should probably share that I'm going to, so I don't look like. I have a voice, I can talk about it.
Speaker 5Boy, here we go. You're staying until the show's over.
Speaker 1This is great this is so great, here we go so great.
Speaker 4So great. Put that goddamn Snapchat away, son Just hang on.
Speaker 3I'm texting with Mark, just hang on. What are you?
Speaker 1doing what's happening? Phone's down.
Speaker 4Do we get that shared? Is it on there? Yeah, it's on there. Okay, no one can see it, but it's fine. Phone's down.
Speaker 3It's fine. It's fine there. It is All right, okay, all right, bye.
Speaker 5So, ryder, since you are the low man on a totem pole, what's your answer? This MVP holds the highest completion percentage in Super Bowl history, of 88%.
Speaker 4What are you wagering and what is your answer, sir?
Speaker 6I'm going to wager 500. It's a quarterback right.
Speaker 4Obviously there's some running backs throw passes in the game also.
Speaker 1He's on his phone. I feel like he may be cheating.
Speaker 6If I would be cheating, I would answer the question already.
Speaker 4No, yeah. Well then, how about answer the question? Let's get to that part. What do you got? What do you got?
Speaker 3I don't know it was Peyton Manning, good guess.
Speaker 5Good guess, good guess, matty. You're at $1,600. What is yours?
Speaker 4I will also wager $500, because I'm hedging my bets like a prick, and I will say Phil Simms, new York Giants 1986.
Speaker 5The fact that he's still talking on his microphone.
Speaker 4Answer is Disney travel.
Speaker 5Phil Simms Went 22 for 25. 88% completion percentage Yep 19,. What 90? No, that was% completion percentage Yep 19,. What 90? No, that was 86,. Man Hostentler was 96.
Speaker 4Just won the Super.
Speaker 5Bowl. What are you doing next? I'm going to go to Disney World and sex traffic children.
Speaker 4You know how much money he made for that? What is a shit ton Pat. Who was the first one? Who's the first one? What who's?
Speaker 5the first one.
Speaker 1What. Oh yeah, If you're not like a little bitch like who, who, who was the first one to say that?
Speaker 5I have no idea what.
Speaker 4I'm going to Disney world Like I feel like it was. It was before him, but not too much before him.
Speaker 1Not too much either. Now you know it. It was before him, but not too much before him, not too much either, no, so I mean it wasn't McMahon.
Speaker 2Oh well, it might have been.
Speaker 1No, it definitely wasn't dude.
Speaker 4Like he was not the but they wouldn't have asked him. They would have asked Walter Payton, I feel.
Speaker 5I think what he's trying to do is take attention away from the fact that he wasn't in Final Jeopardy and Ryder was that's true.
Speaker 4Rider. Nice job, very good job bud. Nice job Awesome.
Speaker 5As for you, once again you're at the bottom of the fucking totem pole.
Speaker 1I wasn't doing that at all. It was a question that popped in my head.
Speaker 5I don't know, I know I'm just busting your chops, mr Sensitivity.
Speaker 4I know, ben, don't you ever invoke the name of Pat Mahomes on this show. Ever again, again.
Speaker 5Like was it Sims Dro got it right Dro texted me Phil Sims Because you probably Dro, you probably did search that real quick before you sent it out. But yeah, Phil Sims went 22 for 25.
Speaker 1Matty, Google that real quick. Who is the first person to say they're going to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl? That's got to be. I bet it is Phil Simpson. No, it is not, Because I don't think I remember anybody before that. Like there was the Bears.
Speaker 5Yeah, jimmy, who won the Super Bowl, who won Super Bowl MVP with the Bears?
Speaker 1There was the Raiders, there was the Redskins.
Speaker 5And they don't do that anymore, do they?
Speaker 6No, I think they still do what go to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1Yeah, they do that, but they don't commercialize it as much as they used to wow.
Speaker 4It was Phil Simms was the first one the kabam.
Super Bowl Conspiracy Theories and Banter
Speaker 5Thank you wow, thank you. Wow, that's what you get, okay, yay, kevin won.
Speaker 1Yay, cheers.
Speaker 5Suck Cheers, but you don't see it as prevalent as it was back in the day.
Speaker 4Well, you can't say it anymore, because now Disney World is synonymous with trafficking children. This is true, so no one wants to bring their kids to Disney World after the Super Bowl no.
Speaker 5No, would it be like I'm going to Epstein's Island, like where would that be bad, oh.
Speaker 4Well.
Speaker 5We just made top five of another list. It's the FBI list Right, you know what Epstein's Island is, right, yeah, okay, as long as you're in on the loop, all right. You stay away from those sick bastards out there. Don't let them sex traffic you.
Speaker 4Don't go near the white vans.
Speaker 5Seriously, anything that says free candy. First you test, then you run run.
Speaker 1When we were kids, it was stay away from vans. Now it's like stay away from islands don't accept that trip on a plane dude, I've seen some of the worst.
Speaker 5Oh, this is what I wanted to play. Do you guys know the story behind the number 13 and this Super Bowl?
Speaker 1Super Bowl 58 and the number 13. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5No, all right, so I'm going to show you who is Ray Lewis getting away with murder? Let me see if it's here. Is it there? I think I have it saved.
Speaker 4Ben, if you're still there, call in. We need some fresh blood now. The Flamingo kid over here is petering out and Pat's searching on his phone. We need something.
Speaker 5I believe I sent it to you guys and I don't think you guys watched it.
Speaker 6No 13. Isn't the one with Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5Yeah that, when did I find that I?
Speaker 4don't know. I saw that. Is that the one with the Dustin Pedroia thing and she was dancing off second base? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1Wiffleball Pat what who? Facebook Challenge what?
Speaker 6It's like a Super Bowl conspiracy about Taylor Swift. Here it is.
Speaker 5All right, listen to this. Just going to make sure we're fucking connected first. This is the most ridiculous thing possible, because all the interconnections of the number 13. And all the stuff you're about to hear is true.
Speaker 3So are you ready to hear? Here we go.
Speaker 5You know what Super Bowl is it's 58.
Speaker 1You know what 5 plus 8 is 13. It's Taylor Swift's album called 13.
Speaker 2Yo Dang, you guys know the date of the Super Bowl it's the 11th.
Speaker 3Of.
Speaker 2February.
Speaker 1It's 11 plus 2.
Speaker 4Yeah, yo.
Speaker 6Who are they playing the 49ers? It's 4 plus 9? Dude come on 13.
Speaker 1I'm just saying what seed are the 49ers? The 1 seed. What seed are the Chiefs? The 2 seed.
Speaker 2No seed are the 49ers the one seed? What seed?
Speaker 1are the chiefs, the two seed, no, the three, one, three. Where's uh taylor swift coming from? She's coming from tokyo to the super bowl. What does that mean? A flight from tokyo to las vegas 13 hours and I'm not even kidding what you know how many games taylor swift has been to? 13, 12. 12.
Speaker 2This is the 13th, the Super Bowl will be the 13th. Is this all true? No, this is all for real.
Speaker 5So, kev, who are you taking?
Speaker 4You had parents pass away in your life right. Who are?
Speaker 1you betting on.
Speaker 5Who are you?
Speaker 4betting on. You know what I'm talking on R.
Speaker 5You know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about, right R? Yes, yeah, right, I'm betting on the Chiefs did you see?
Speaker 6oh good, mush them put them in the fucking bedroom yeah, niners in the over did I see what have you seen the way, have you seen all the like, the things that were going on with the 49ers? Like how, uh, there was a fire alarm pulled in their hotel and woke everyone up, and then the practice fields are like really fucked up, really, and then the chiefs get to practice, so the the 49ers have to practice in a university, you know and then the chiefs get the raiders practice field yeah, how does that happen?
Speaker 6the 49ers, no, chris mccaffrey even said said it was like he thinks it was an inside job.
Speaker 4The only inside job Christian McCaffrey's getting is the pegging I mean the night before.
Speaker 5Is his wife on Pegging.
Speaker 6Yes.
Speaker 5Ryder, don't worry about pegging, we're not going to discuss that. Don't look that up. Yeah, and so he was talking about the things I've seen that have gotten you know. So he brings it up last night and Ryder's like what are you talking about? But you don't want to know, bud, you don't want to know.
Speaker 6You don't want to see that yeah the shadows. The shadows you've been seeing around the house.
Speaker 4Yeah, Did you set up the camera in Pat's bedroom yet to tape him sleeping, yet to? Tape him sleeping, kevin just gets liquored up on one night and throws a sheet over his head and says, boo, boo, that would actually be fucking awesome. Nothing to see here, boo.
Speaker 5I'm like dude you're going to creep out my son. Stop doing that. Boo, I'm like dude. You're gonna creep out my son. Stop doing that. You haven't seen anybody running around with sheets on, have you? No, as long as we haven't done that.
Speaker 4No sheets, no burning crosses.
Speaker 5We've been going for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1I think Ben's gonna call in. He's gotta take a pee.
Speaker 2Unknown caller. Speak of the devil. Well, there's a Saturday night show.
Speaker 1I think Ben's going to call in. He's got to take a pee. No Unknown caller. Speak of the devil.
Speaker 4Well, there's a Saturday night show.
Speaker 1We'll call you back.
Speaker 4Hello Ben, All right.
Speaker 5Did it. Hey, how's it not hooked up again? Dude, I just had it connected. Time out.
Speaker 2Time out.
Speaker 1Yeah it's connected. You can't hear it. Hey Ben, why is that one all the way down? That's the one we don't use, Kevin. Is that the?
Speaker 2NFL music no, is it still playing? Is that why it's down?
Speaker 1No, it's not so turn it up no.
Speaker 5For what?
Speaker 2Ha, ha, ha ha ha. There's a phone call. There we go. Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5Mr Idea Guy, I got no ideas. No, you asshole, this is for the fucking thing. That's plugged in. It's not plugged in. This is for the computer. The computer's up halfway. He's so angry Because you're an idiot, you ask stupid questions.
Speaker 3Why are you yelling at him like?
Speaker 5that? Because he's a cunt. Why is this not? She's coming through the board, right? Yeah, it is now yeah.
Speaker 1Oh hello.
Speaker 4Let's press one and disconnect.
Speaker 2To send a voicemail, press two.
Speaker 3Hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 2Hello Bob, fix this shit already. Come on, I'm up.
Speaker 5What's going on, Mr Travers?
Speaker 4We missed you pal.
Speaker 2I'm using my fucking Honda to do smart park.
Speaker 1Up there in Boston Smart parking all day.
Speaker 4If you smart park outside of Boston, does it put you in a handicapped spot somewhere?
Speaker 5He's always in a handicapped spot. Put you in a fucking retard spot.
Speaker 4There's smart park and there's retard park. It depends on what level of financial. I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 5There it is, that of financial, financial. I lost my dreadful. There it is. That was good. That was good.
Speaker 1Solid how deep your pockets are.
Speaker 4I had it for a second. There you go.
Speaker 5What are you doing, Mr Travers?
Speaker 2I am having a couple of Tito's and just watching.
Speaker 4TV. Are you a Montrealer? Is that next week Nice?
Speaker 1Is that overflow from Texas Next week, or is that?
Speaker 4next week, is that overflow from Texas? Next week, we expect a phone call from a bar with people in it. Next week, is that a gay bar?
Speaker 5like last time, I could make that happen. Of course you're going to the Blue Oyster.
Speaker 4If you video call us from a strip club style points the Cloudy Oyster. Oh, Ryder, you might have to go upstairs. He's going to be searching cloudy oyster on Google later. Yeah, if you guys want to come to me.
Speaker 5I'll be sure to call in. I'm just staring at him 'd you say, ben, if you guys are on next sunday night, I'll be sure to call in. Um, we'll be on next sunday, yeah, hopefully the phone works, but we are the only podcast that'll call you back.
Speaker 2No no, no, no that was fine.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2We do believe that. I'm just happy to see you guys up at the top five in a bunch of different categories.
Speaker 1That's great, it's pretty wild, isn't it? Making noise, bro, making noise.
Speaker 5Right, kevin's just making headaches. Oh, come on, come on.
Speaker 1I take such abuse here, come on.
Speaker 4Ben we getting any kind of following up in the Massachusetts area? You telling some people, like you know, we got people maybe listening to our podcast in the hospital or something Like what's up.
Speaker 2I'm telling some of my friends to log on, but I don't know if they're doing it.
Speaker 5Well, I think you should be following up, and now they're going to the park.
Speaker 4Unsmart park.
Speaker 5Unsmart park. Unsmart park. Are they smart? They don't sound smart.
Speaker 2They're fucking smart kids man.
Speaker 5You know, I know, I don't know, ben, I don't know. This sounds like the story from the gay bar, so what?
Speaker 4are you going north of the border for next week? Again A little conference.
Speaker 2I'm going to go see my mother-in-law, oh no wonder why you're at the bar. Nothing.
Speaker 5Nothing Crickets, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always say do you know what the difference is between an in-law and an outlaw?
Speaker 5no, tell us outlaws are wanted that's a good one cheers.
Speaker 4You're no, matt Reif, but I like it.
Fantasy Football Draft Predictions
Speaker 5That was a tough one. That was a tough one right there. Outlaws wanted.
Speaker 4Why are you going to make fun of our number one fan? You do too.
Speaker 5You got Chicken Leg McGirt over here the Flying Flamingo coming from above.
Speaker 4You make fun of our number one fan. This is the guy that's pushed us to the top five in these charts. Right, he's helped.
Speaker 5From the sounds of it, he doesn't even know what the hell he's doing. He has no idea.
Speaker 4He's not listening to us on Good Pod. He's not listening. You don't listen to us on Good Pod, do you?
Speaker 2No, I've watched every fucking show on Facebook for the past. I don't know how many years the man is dedicated. I've called in.
Speaker 5Very much so.
Speaker 4We love you. I'm going to give you some show-used merch.
Speaker 5We're going to send them Kevin's drawers.
Speaker 2I've already got a cum-filled sock hanging on my garage. I don't need anything else. We're going to throw a side.
Speaker 5Bro, that's the greatest merch ever.
Speaker 4We're going to let Ryder spend some time with a size small. Take a deep show shirt.
Speaker 5Yep, and then we're going to send that over to you. Zimmy zam zoom, like Kevin said about the dirt bikes room, that's it, you'll have it real quick.
Speaker 4Straight up to the gullet. Did you say cutlet or gullet?
Speaker 5Gullet, I think it's time for us to sign off.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's how you fuckers treat me. I just want a good you know like a good batch of french fries from Odd's house. You're never going to get it.
Speaker 4Well, I'll tell you what. You certainly won't get a batch of fries out of the microwave.
Speaker 5No Rye would you ever cook microwaves? Would you ever cook French fries in a microwave? No, okay.
Speaker 1Why I got that coming home. What is that?
Speaker 5Uh-oh Do you see exactly what it's a Jack Daniels fucking whiskey barrel.
Speaker 4From where Is it full of Jack Daniels? No, it's not full of Jack.
Speaker 5Daniels. Well then, who cares? What's the matter? A fucking decoration.
Speaker 1Yeah, I feel like I want to put it right there Instead of that thing.
Speaker 4I'm just going to get drunk one night and play Donkey Kong. He's worrying about decorating the studio.
Speaker 1Dude, I'm always thinking about the studio man. Shut your mouth Shut your mouth, that's sweet, though right, that's nice so, ben, what else?
Speaker 4what's going on? Tell us a story, tell us something, keep us engaged, otherwise pat wants to shut this shit down for tonight oh what do?
Speaker 2I have for you. I'm trying to think, no, why do I hear him? I got nothing for you.
Speaker 5I'm pretty busy, All right, Awesome. Well, who do you want to win in the Super Bowl? Is that coming home like?
Speaker 4right now.
Speaker 2I want Stan Fran all the way Amen.
Speaker 1Amen, let's go. Niners, I like that, that's cool.
Speaker 2I don't like the fact that they you know, if they win they're going to tie the Patriots For the amount of Super Bowl wins.
Speaker 1But Fuck it, I fucking hate my own Well, and the Steelers?
Speaker 2We do that.
Speaker 5You got that wrong, just so you know, kevin, you were wrong, hey.
Speaker 4So what do you think the Patriots are going to do in the draft there?
Speaker 2With Gerard Mayo at the helm. That's a good question. I think they might go with some talent.
Speaker 4They've got a lot of money Linebacker in the first round.
Speaker 2Oh boy, no, I'm hoping wide out.
Speaker 5Rye. Who do you think what pick they got? Look at Ryder's face. What do you think? What pick do the Patriots have?
Speaker 6Patriots currently do not have a quarterback, so I would like what pick do they have this year? It was a third or a fourth.
Speaker 5Oh, are they up that high?
Speaker 6Yeah, I think they're going quarterback. Why wouldn't you go quarterback? I think they're going quarterback. Why wouldn't you go quarterback, mac Jones? It depends on, well, you know what, not for nothing.
Speaker 4If two quarterbacks go first, you can't go wrong. Take a Marvin.
Speaker 2Harrison Jr. Very true, I would agree with that 100 percent, matt, that's who I wanted.
Speaker 6Marvin Harrison Jr is going to end up most likely going to the.
Speaker 1Bears First, first overall. You think. Yeah, first overall, you think.
Speaker 6Caleb Williams.
Speaker 5He slid down the draft stock throughout the season listen, he does have his insights, more than I think we do he's got more time on his hands. So you think the Bears are going to go first pick. They're going to stay with Justin Fields and go with Marvin Harrison Jr.
Speaker 6I think it's going to be Marvin Harrison Jr. And who was the second pick? Second was Redskins. Redskins get Caleb, or they get Jaden Daniel and go with Marvin Harrison Jr. I think it's going to be Marvin.
Speaker 5Harrison.
Speaker 3Jr and who was the second pick. Second was the Redskins.
Speaker 5Redskins. Redskins get Caleb or they get Jaden Daniels. No, they take.
Speaker 1Caleb Williams, because they hired what's his name. No, no, no. I hope they take. Jaden.
Speaker 6Daniels.
Speaker 1I hope they take. Jaden Daniels. No, that's why they've hired Kingsbury I Daniels man. He's a senior and that matters.
Speaker 4Hey Ben, will you call in live on the night of the draft so we can watch Orbs cry after the commanders make the number two pick?
Speaker 5Yeah, they take the first transgender player, wow.
Speaker 4Caitlyn Williams is transitioning Wow.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 5We're taking Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 4Kick her. You know what would be awesome If the Redskins representative goes up to the podium and said we're doing this for orbs.
Speaker 1I do it. Caitlyn Jenner, catch her. Wait, no, pitch her and catch her.
Speaker 4Catch her and pitch her.
Speaker 5Whatever you want, she's a utility player.
Speaker 2A lack of utility player.
Speaker 4And we're done with viewers. So, Ry, what's your switch hitter?
Speaker 5So your prediction is Marvin Harrison Jr going first to the Bears.
Speaker 6To be honest, I would rather see. I think Jaden Daniels has a higher ceiling than Caleb Williams.
Speaker 4I agree, I don't like Caleb Williams at all.
Speaker 6I think Caleb Williams has a higher ceiling, but he has a lower floor.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 6I think Jaden Daniels. I want Jaden Daniels to go to the Giants.
Speaker 5That's what I wanted too, but it's not going to happen Unless they trade up to two. Exactly Not unless they trade 75.
Speaker 1See now, if that works out. They won't, the Redskins aren't going to trade with the Giants.
Speaker 5They will not trade with them.
Speaker 1I know because it's inter-conference, and it's inter-position too. You're trading up for the same guy.
Speaker 5Yeah, but then you get more drift value.
Speaker 1It's not happening.
Speaker 5No way, in shape or form, you're not getting Jane Daniels.
Speaker 1I hope they do.
Speaker 5You're going to get a bad pick. Watch.
Speaker 4They're going to trade for Hugh Penix. I don't want fucking Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1I don't want Derek May, I want fucking Jaden Daniels.
Speaker 6I wouldn't be surprised if the Bears ended up trading out of the first pick.
Speaker 1They should, they should, trade Well if they keep what's his name? They should trade out. So they can take Caleb Williams. No, Giants ain't taking Caleb.
Speaker 5Williams, I know that.
Speaker 1If they trade up bro.
Speaker 5No, they won't, Because I know Jaden Daniels is higher on their list than Caleb was, because when the Giants went to the USC Notre Dame game and I think his stock value fell, after that, Listen.
Speaker 4All I know is when the kid climbed up in the stands and cried on his mother's shoulder, that was the end. He played at LSU. That was the end.
Speaker 5Caleb Williams did no I know You're talking about Jay Daniels. I wasn't talking about Jay Daniels.
Speaker 4He clearly said Caleb Williams, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5I misunderstood man.
Speaker 3Don't interrupt, if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking, you were a little out of water.
Speaker 6Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2The Giants are going to end up taking a wide receiver. The Pats are going to get Marvin Harrison Jr as a wide out. They're going to keep Bailey Zappi. They're going to build up their whole line.
Speaker 4Did you just say they're going to compete with Bailey Zappi? Your fucking quarterback's name is Bailey Bailey fucking Zappi. Do you know what his? Name is Quarterback's name is Bailey. Bailey fucking Zappy. Let's hear what his name is. Bailey Zappy eats paste in the corner, back corner and fucking classroom.
Speaker 2Listen, your fucking New York team would pick Uncle Rico.
Speaker 5I'm not a fucking New York fan. I'll take Uncle Rico any day of the week bro.
Speaker 4Quite honestly, if Uncle Rico went out west and paid for the Raiders, I'd be on board. I don't know if you noticed, but Uncle Rico, beat the Flying Flamingo at a throwing contest.
Speaker 5Eat space, billy Zappy eats space.
Speaker 2Billy Zappy doesn't live in a fucking van.
Speaker 5That's because he's got the smart pot.
Speaker 2I can see the jets going In the first round we pick Uncle Rico.
Speaker 5Yay.
Speaker 4We vote for Pedro, though. Well, that's your boy, Mick. He's rooting for something. He needs something to root for that poor guy.
Speaker 1The Jets are picking a linebacker at OSU. That's who they're picking, like I don't know who that is, you can look it up, but that's who they're picking. I don't know who that is, you can look it up, but that's who they're picking, but that's the pick. Yeah, because the Jets just fuck it up all the time.
Speaker 4What number pick do they have? Aaron Rodgers is coming back, I don't know.
Speaker 1Seventh he's coming back. Well, don't you have to?
Speaker 2be here first to come back.
Speaker 1What was he here for? Like six snaps.
Speaker 4I believe we did a show that night?
Speaker 1Can you call that a comeback if you've had six snaps?
Speaker 5Oh, we were doing a show. We were doing a show that night. Yeah, when he blew his ACL, his Achilles, I remember that. Four snaps, four snap, aaron. What do you think is going to happen with Rodgers? What do you mean? Like it's going to come back and I think they no one's talking here. I was Dude. You're stomping all over everybody talking dude. God Jesus, I think they're going to. Was I looking at you when I was asking the question? Let's go, come on, clean this shit out. Put him in the bathroom.
Speaker 2Ben, let's go Straighten it up. Bob, I want some water over here.
Speaker 1This shit's disorderly. Wow, wow, really.
Speaker 4Okay, all right, hey message received.
Speaker 1Bro Message received let's go.
Speaker 4Fucking soul. Pay is ready to go now. Yeah.
Speaker 5I'm sorry, alright, so let's back to the question. What was the question I was asking you? Anyways, I'm so dead, so out. So let's back to the question.
Speaker 2What was the question?
Speaker 5I was asking you anyways, I'm so out of it. Oh no, about Aaron Rodgers. Oh so, okay. So if Aaron Rodgers he's coming back next year as Jets quarterback, how do you think the Jets are going to do?
Speaker 6Well, I think when the Jets got Aaron Rodgers, I didn't really like. I thought they were going to go like 10 and 7. I don't think.
Speaker 5I don't know, because I think if he played in their wide receiver Garrett Wilson, I think he would have been phenomenal this year.
Speaker 4I mean, he wasn't terrible.
Speaker 5He was over 1,000. With the garbage they had thrown at the ball. Kevin, what do you think?
Speaker 4Now if they've got a legit quarterback, audible, on the line throwing some passes, getting Breeze Hall the ball Like a fucking 12-year-old. So what do you think, kevin? He's not going to say, he's not going to speak. No, His feelings are hurt again. You hurt his pride. You hurt his pride.
Speaker 1I'm not sure I'm allowed to.
Speaker 4That's why I asked you. He asked you directly. He did ask you a direct question.
Speaker 1So we're talking Go ahead.
Speaker 5Go ahead Telegraphed.
Speaker 1No, why? Because no, shut up, bitch, man, great, so great, shut up can't even take a drink of a scotch.
Speaker 5Oh my God, you good, all right, all right. So how do you think the, do you think they're going to?
Speaker 6have a good year this year.
Speaker 4Not Kevin.
Speaker 6I think they'll have a better. I think they'll have a good year. I think they'll be. I don't think they're going to be better. I think they're going to be the third best team in the division. How many?
Speaker 3Third best team in the division I think the Bills are better Shut up bitch.
Speaker 5I fucking love it. That's probably the best sound on the board right now Absolutely.
Speaker 2He's finally on point with something I have a question to ask you guys.
Speaker 4Sure Ben, what's up buddy?
Speaker 2Who the hell is Deadpool sitting in the corner?
Speaker 5over there, that's my son. Deadpool.
Speaker 2He looks like Deadpool.
Speaker 4Good thing you didn't see the elephant.
Speaker 5he tried to come in here with no he's just wearing his hood and his winter hat. He doesn't want to show his face.
Speaker 2I will say his insight is pretty good, though I'll give him credit.
Speaker 5He does know his stuff. He does study up on his numbers and whatnot. He does have a lot more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff.
Speaker 2I interrupted what.
Speaker 4I didn't interrupt. You Just more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff. I interrupted what I didn't interrupt. Turn the volume right off.
Speaker 5Okay, anywho, where was I now?
Speaker 6As I was saying, I think the Bills and the Dolphins are better, and then there's the sorry-ass Patriots and I think it's going to go Bills, dolphins Shut up bitch, oh my God, no one's safe, no one's safe.
Speaker 5It wasn't towards you I swear to. God, I love you. You want to come see what.
Speaker 1Uh-oh, who's he talking to? He was looking at me when he pressed the button.
Speaker 5I'm talking to my son.
Speaker 4Are you letting him watch the Take it Deep show? You should.
Speaker 3As Kevin's been blocking me the whole fucking episode, which I love.
Speaker 4There we go.
Speaker 1Very good.
Speaker 4Do you let your son watch the Take it Deep show with you?
Speaker 2Usually he's in bed.
Speaker 5But when we do watch it, we watch it in the smart park.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2He doesn't watch it in the smart park, but after I park the car he'll watch it Shut up bitch shut up it never gets old.
Speaker 5No, it's not I mean I can. I wish I had that on repeat. Anytime kevin spoke, it was like automatic when they recognize his voice not for nothing.
Speaker 4Can you send that to my phone, because I just want to walk around with that all day.
Speaker 5That's it, beautiful. I love you, kevin. He's just looking at his wooden casket that's coming to the fucking house. He's so angry right now, can't wait to decorate this. We're still waiting for you to say something.
Speaker 1I wasn't sure I was allowed, you know, but there were parameters I had. Uh, whatever, okay, just wait, shut up. Yeah, yeah, just waiting for that, just waiting for that man, you know, can't wait for it, even when you know it's coming can't wait for next show. Gonna be awesome, shut up. You guys need some dishes. So you know, maybe a splat mat, splat mat. What the hell is a splat mat, splat mat?
Speaker 5I don't know what the hell's a splat mat.
Speaker 2Anyway, alright.
Speaker 5I think it's time for us to call it quits tonight.
Speaker 4Yeah, ben Ben, we love you. Thank you for calling in.
Speaker 5I want to thank Ryder for joining us on that.
Speaker 2You guys are the best, thank you, thanks, benny. Nice job at Trivia Run and Jeopardy.
Speaker 5Fucking making this one not even made to the final Jeopardy, which is great yeah.
Speaker 4Negative Shut up bitch Sweet, sweet, sweet yeah.
Speaker 1Hope you all get food poisoning.
Speaker 2All right yeah.
Speaker 4I only put that chicken in for 45 minutes.
Speaker 1You know, maybe a herpy or two, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5That shit don't go away. Why would you wish that on him? That's terrible. Well, he was pointing. He was in that direction. It looked like you were talking. I think you were saying it straight to him, we made no eye contact.
Speaker 1When I said herpes, we made no eye contact. It was, I said herpes we made no eye contact.
Speaker 5It was me, you and you, I wasn't making contact with you. Who says I don't have them already? I mean Christ.
Speaker 4I mean, if I made it this far, God bless me. We have a good immune system. It's true. It's true. What do you think? We've been to some of the dirty places I've been. You got some immunity to this lot of shit.
Speaker 5That was like that was perfect.
Speaker 1That was like absolutely perfect, right that?
Speaker 2was the fucking best mistake ever. Well done.
Speaker 5Alright, that was fucking great dude, alright.
Speaker 2I mean Fuck you.
Take a Deep Show Episode 92
Speaker 5That's what you get, Kev. Fuck you too, benny, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 4Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this episode of the.
Speaker 5Take a Deep Shell.
Speaker 4Going up to the top three next week here we go.
Speaker 1What's wrong, kev? Nothing, man, mom, park your car in Harvard Yard bitches.
Speaker 2Hey, Henry, Nice, nice.
Speaker 1Oh, he's hung up, so he's not there anymore. Everything's fucking great man. Everything's fucking great man. Everything's fucking great bro. No complaints about nothing, oh man.
Speaker 4It's going to be so hard to leave tonight.
Speaker 1Now, you just can't leave.
Speaker 5Don't do that shit again. You're not locking us in here. Kevin will get a little crazy. As long as we got the three of us, we can figure something out, he'll lock us in.
Speaker 1Like, don't be mistaken, I let you out.
Speaker 5Thank you for joining us. Episode 92 of the Take a Deep Show Take it deep bitches. Take it deep bitches.
Podcasts we love
Check out these other fine podcasts recommended by us, not an algorithm.
The Joe Rogan Experience
Joe Rogan
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
Theo Von
REAL ONES with Jon Bernthal
Jon Bernthal
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
YMH Studios