The Take It Deep Show
Ep. 92 Trivia, Tailgates and Entrepreneurial Schemes
Hey, loyal listeners and newcomers alike, strap in for a wild ride with our pre-Super Bowl special where we rally 'round the San Francisco 49ers and give an uproarious thanks to you for rocketing us up the podcast charts. Amidst a few technical snafus and a lot of laughs, we slice through the week's hottest topics from Michael Rappaport's political about-face to our hilarious, yet competitive Super Bowl trivia showdown. With Good Pods ranking us among the top dogs, our gratitude is as huge as our plans for The Flying Flamingo food truck—possibly our most outlandish idea yet!
Now, when it comes to stirring the pot, we're seasoned pros, and this episode is no exception. From Taylor Swift's Super Bowl mysteries to ribbing each other over household tidiness, we ride the wave of sports talk and friendship. Picture this: Super Bowl predictions that may just make you rethink your bets, entrepreneurial dreams whipped up like a gourmet food truck dish, and a trivia game that has us all questioning our Super Bowl expertise. Each moment is a testament to the rollicking good time we have every time the mic goes live.
Wrapping up this episode, we don't just rest on our laurels—we're already charging ahead with wild NFL draft speculations, from the future stars to the Patriots' next moves. Whether you're here for the sports analysis, the side-splitting banter, or those moments where we veer off into conspiracy theory territory, you're in for a treat. Remember to catch your breath before episode 92 hits the airwaves because, trust us, you'll need every ounce of lung power to keep up with the hilarity and high jinks we've got in store!
Hey, loyal listeners and newcomers alike, strap in for a wild ride with our pre-Super Bowl special where we rally 'round the San Francisco 49ers and give an uproarious thanks to you for rocketing us up the podcast charts. Amidst a few technical snafus and a lot of laughs, we slice through the week's hottest topics from Michael Rappaport's political about-face to our hilarious, yet competitive Super Bowl trivia showdown. With Good Pods ranking us among the top dogs, our gratitude is as huge as our plans for The Flying Flamingo food truck—possibly our most outlandish idea yet!
Now, when it comes to stirring the pot, we're seasoned pros, and this episode is no exception. From Taylor Swift's Super Bowl mysteries to ribbing each other over household tidiness, we ride the wave of sports talk and friendship. Picture this: Super Bowl predictions that may just make you rethink your bets, entrepreneurial dreams whipped up like a gourmet food truck dish, and a trivia game that has us all questioning our Super Bowl expertise. Each moment is a testament to the rollicking good time we have every time the mic goes live.
Wrapping up this episode, we don't just rest on our laurels—we're already charging ahead with wild NFL draft speculations, from the future stars to the Patriots' next moves. Whether you're here for the sports analysis, the side-splitting banter, or those moments where we veer off into conspiracy theory territory, you're in for a treat. Remember to catch your breath before episode 92 hits the airwaves because, trust us, you'll need every ounce of lung power to keep up with the hilarity and high jinks we've got in store!
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Speaker 4:Echoes in eternity Go Niners, yeah, go Niners.
Speaker 1:And the over that was good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah. Yeah, super Sunday, on a Saturday night it's fucking great Catching some fire A little pre-Super Bowl edition Moving up the charts on good pods.
Speaker 4:Nobody even knows who the fuck we are yet Tell you that Was it 4 million podcasts or 4 million listeners? 4.2 million podcasts and we're top five in lists. Yeah.
Speaker 5:Love it. Number four we just made another list and this is what fucking kills me, because we're doing, we're doing really real just things still playing. Give me a sec, I gotta figure that out I think you got it.
Speaker 1:You got it. I don't hear it. Nope, there it goes something where's that coming?
Speaker 5:from where's that coming from? It's still playing.
Speaker 4:How do I get that off? Well, it's for the Raiders. You can let that play the whole show.
Speaker 5:I don't care oh, it's playing from fucking Spotify.
Speaker 4:What an idiot I am we still love you, that guy's voice makes me want to play football.
Speaker 5:It's true in a land far, far away, rain Thunderson was born. That's what you would hear. But, all seriousness, if you got I mean those who, first of all, I got to give a fucking shout out to those who consistently listen to us. Amen, all right.
Speaker 5:We appreciate you Shout out to those who are watching us right now on Facebook live. That's Kevin, me and somebody else. Okay, shout out to you guys. You us right now on Facebook live. That's Kevin, me and somebody else. Okay, shout out to you guys. You guys are consistent and I appreciate that. Can you pop the chat on? Yeah? I'm looking at it, see, this is why do you do you have to see the chat Kev.
Speaker 1:It makes it easier For what I don't know, cause I look at the screen sometimes.
Speaker 4:Oh, you just look. Oh, I don't know, because I look at the screen sometimes. Oh, we went down to two, we're up to four now.
Speaker 5:Because of Kevin's fucking complaining, we're getting a lot of.
Speaker 1:Karens in here. I'm not always looking at my phone man, you know I'm looking at the screen sometimes.
Speaker 5:Well, you know what would be easier If we had like little tablets? You know whose podcast I watched the other day? It was actually really good. Which one? The PBD podcast. You know what I'm talking about? Pat, bbc, patrick, david.
Speaker 4:Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, Dude, Dude he's legit.
Speaker 5:He is what a. I got to give a shout out to them. What a really good podcast they had Michael Rappaport on.
Speaker 4:Oh, hello, Miss Dawn.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, michael Rappaport was on and he actually apologized for some of the shit that he said back in the day about Trump, because he's like I've actually had time to see what these motherfuckers have done.
Speaker 4:And they've done nothing.
Speaker 5:He's on the fence of possibly voting for Trump and he's not voting Democratic ever again. He said yeah, so I was like, wow, yeah, he was on the other day and he apologized for what he said about the whole nonsense down in Charlottesville it's good to know people can admit their fucking wrongs, but anyway, that's why we're funny.
Speaker 5:That's why we're on the politics list. That's why we're on the weed list. That's why we're on the fucking D&D list, the comedy improv list, the comedy interview list. I don't know if you guys on the politics list. That's why we're on the weed list. That's why we're on the fucking D&D list, the comedy improv list, the comedy interview list. I don't know if you guys have known this.
Speaker 1:We're every man's podcast.
Speaker 5:I'm kind of a big thing, this show is kind of a big thing.
Speaker 4:We are the biggest unknown out there. Yeah, number two in the world.
Speaker 5:And this is no bullshit. This is what's crazy. Like really, why would I say this on a fucking podcast?
Speaker 1:But it just sounds weird.
Speaker 5:What is a good pod? So, if you go to good pods, good pods is a great, great, great app website Platform that assists podcasts that aren't known Like us To get known Like us and the number is that I get sent via email is. There's 4.2 million indie podcasts out there that are on this website. We're one of them, yeah, and they have all these crazy lists that you can get onto based upon your, your streams, your listens, your likes, your reviews. What's crazy? I don't see the likes or the reviews. They don't show those we want to know. It's nuts now, because it's only the reviews that come from, like Spotify, apple Podcasts.
Speaker 4:Google. They pull them to that, okay.
Speaker 5:But you'll have your listens and whatnot on the good pods. So far we have, I don't know, over 400 and something minutes listened to in the last week.
Speaker 4:Really yeah.
Speaker 5:That's what I was like. What the fuck Nice? You know I don't listen to the shows. I download them on the thing, whatever just count as fucking downloads for us, whatever, but I don't listen to them again, I don't do any of that.
Speaker 4:We know you gotta cook chicken. Here's the thing.
Speaker 5:When the fire's going out, you love to add a little spark to the fire and just bring the attention towards you. And then, next thing, you know you're like my feelings are hurt. Why are you guys attacking? Because you say some silly things.
Speaker 4:Would you like us to put the spotlight on you? Do you put the spotlight on?
Speaker 1:you? Do you want the spotlight on you? No, I want to hear the rest of the story.
Speaker 5:Oh so, so right now, we are number two in the world On good pods, on good pods for Indie Pods this week, for funny podcasts, funny comedy, improv. Yeah, number two in the world on good pods. So this is why, yeah, so this is why we need to attack Kevin, I think more frequently we seem to have picked up speed once we started attacking.
Speaker 4:Yes, there's some fire, has really got behind it.
Speaker 1:Cause what's even crazier? I can take it. I can take it, motherfucker.
Speaker 5:We would be. I'm not sure about that. We would be high on the political list when we talk politics and stuff. So I was like fuck. I was like I don't want to be on that.
Speaker 4:I was like I don't want to be on that, I don't want the politics list, Nope. So I said let's verbally attack Kevin.
Speaker 5:It seems to work.
Speaker 4:And it has worked to date.
Speaker 1:I wonder how many supporters I have. From what I've read zero. I know Ben's on my side, Just zero.
Speaker 4:I don't see Ben on here chipping in.
Speaker 1:I just mean in general. I know he's team ops.
Speaker 5:All seriousness now shout out to those who do consistently listen to us and hopefully shortly down the road. We are a household name and getting money for this.
Speaker 4:If you are listening to us, go sign up on our website. Get on our mailing list. When we come out with the new set of merch, we'll send some stuff out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tell it, you know.
Speaker 4:You got to tell us who and where you are.
Speaker 5:There's our website, wwwthetakedeepshowcom. Hoo-yah, you'll have a little thing that'll come right up. It's going to ask you to sign up for that email.
Speaker 1:Sign up. Are you hotline ready?
Speaker 5:Yeah, we're always hotline ready, but you know how? We're the only podcast that calls you back. Yeah, we'll call you back, that's our tagline. I'm telling you right now, dude, that's how we're going to see you called. Oh shit, Were you at Salt?
Speaker 1:and Gold. Let's call them back. Listen, the phone's right next to me, oh shit.
Speaker 5:It's Salt and Gold Phone's right next to me. So this is how it always works, for whatever reason, it tells me to select one and it fucking hangs up automatically. We will call you right back because we do have a good old ID on the phone that we can tell who it is.
Speaker 1:We're 100% on callbacks.
Speaker 5:Yes, yes, we are 100% on callbacks, so don't be afraid.
Speaker 4:We are. We are over on call-ins. We are 100% on callbacks.
Speaker 5:And then, once again, just go to our website, wwwthetakedeepshowcom. Sign up to our email list. You'll get first dibs on anything that's being released as per shows, videos, merch, merch we're going to start selling some some of Kevin's stuff online, nice.
Speaker 4:Oh, dude, let's, we've. Actually, we should do that, Like put his TV up, raffle off his TV in a living room. So, obi-wan, pay someone to take.
Speaker 5:Obi-wan, we're going to putan, we're going to put free at the bottom of that. You have to come pick it up. Traffickers out there.
Speaker 4:Oh, we just became top five on another list.
Speaker 5:That's bad, dude, that's bad.
Speaker 4:Lacey wants some merch.
Speaker 5:So we figured, since we have the big weekend of the Super Bowl 58 going on tomorrow night, fuck the Chiefs, everyone say it, man, that's been a good game, man. And after my numbers I just saw I was like fuck this sucks. Fuck the Chiefs, then it's going to stink.
Speaker 1:I mean the one set's terrible, but the other one's not bad. Yeah, nine. Nines is a pretty rough one. Man Like I wouldn't expect much. 29 to nine, yeah.
Speaker 5:Can you get that easily? No, no, no, unless you get 20 and then kick three field goals 20 is easier to get.
Speaker 1:You would have to kick two field goals prior to that to get 20.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so you're looking at one two, five field goals. Five field goals. Good defenses yeah why, not Maybe.
Speaker 4:Hey, listen, crazier things have happened. I don't want your numbers to hit, I want my numbers to hit, but I mean it could happen. What numbers do you have? I'm not telling you.
Speaker 5:Have you Like I've never won a Super Bowl box? No, I don't think so, Probably won bullshit.
Speaker 1:I've never won a big one. You know like I've won a couple hundred. You know like.
Speaker 4:May Tom Coughlin burn in hell. Why the last Super Bowl the Giants won. Remember they scored that late touchdown to go ahead.
Speaker 5:Oh, with Ahmad Bradshaw, when he tried to stop at the goal line and he fell in.
Speaker 4:Yes, and that was fine. That worked out to my advantage. If he kicks the extra point, frank Matty Sy and myself splitting $20,000 from the Fids pool, well, you know what Instead? No.
Speaker 5:That's just the rich getting richer, and I'm honestly happy you lost.
Speaker 4:This is 10 years ago, cocksucker, doesn't matter, I'm talking about now. Damn it, gator, don't play that. I was drinking powdered milk with my kids, right?
Speaker 5:Okay, so now 58 Super Bowls in what goes down into the greatest Super Bowl of all time.
Speaker 1:Wow. So in in my mind, just the way the game played out, it's, uh, it's, it's Rams the Titans. That was a good Superbowl. That was to the last, fucking, last, giant fucking, giants-bills Last fucking year.
Speaker 4:Giants-bills was good, you know Listen Giants-Patriots game, giants-patriots too, eli threw that pass.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that Beaten undefeated.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, that was a good one too.
Speaker 5:That was.
Speaker 4:Mario Manningham's catch right.
Speaker 5:Manningham caught that one at the sideline. Tyree's the one that caught it on the helmet.
Speaker 4:Was that the same game? I thought Manningham was the second one, tyree was the first one.
Speaker 5:When Plaxico caught the winning touchdown, that was Manningham's oh okay. And then Tyree. That's when you had Steve Smith on the team. Manningham wasn't with them yet, oh okay, the first time they won, all right. Wasn't with them yet, oh okay, the first time they won All right. Yeah, they had a good receiving core back then. They did that. Fucking sucks being the Giants, not so much now. Daniel Jones. Hopefully his arm falls off.
Speaker 4:Sorry, he doesn't need it. Sorry, I say that live streaming. He doesn't need his arm anyway, he just runs, it's better off.
Speaker 5:It is what it is.
Speaker 1:You Do you not see no draft trade day quarterback move up? I hope they do.
Speaker 4:You know I hope they do, but the problem with that is it's going to take 800 number one picks to move up this year. Nah, I mean, did you see what the Bears were asking for? The first pick? What Isn't there like?
Speaker 1:a formula. It's not like they can ask like an exorbitant amount.
Speaker 4:There's like a formula to it. There's not when there's multiple quarterbacks and multiple teams. I thought there was where they have a chart.
Speaker 5:Yeah it's. You know, if you're in this, if you're in this fourth spot, it's going to cost you this much to get to the first theoretically Francesa's chart, like he had a really good system for it yes, but that doesn't mean that the team's actually following that.
Speaker 1:You were a Francesa fan, no yeah, but it's a pretty fucking good guideline though.
Speaker 5:You're a Francesa fan man. Now I see why he acts the way he acts. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1:I enjoyed listening to him while he was on the radio Douchebag.
Speaker 5:Because you're following suit in the fucking radio industry.
Speaker 1:Sit on it Posse.
Speaker 5:That's what he did earlier.
Speaker 4:That was nice. I was expecting that Nice job.
Speaker 5:So I figured what's nothing better than putting a game show together. What's up, scotty, and how do I? You know what's a good game show? Very simple, jeopardy Kinger. We're not going to jump right in on it, I'm just kidding. It's ready to go.
Speaker 4:We got a little Super Bowl Jeopardy coming up, dude, I didn't know that Do you want to come over here and can I transition into things?
Speaker 5:Are you going to question everything over there?
Speaker 1:Dude, I didn't know if I had to stretch out, you know stretch out for what Losing again. Can I get my mind straight? You know for what? Whatever.
Speaker 5:I don't know whether to give you fucking a shot of testosterone or a fucking pill of estrogen. Which one do you want?
Speaker 4:Well, the testosterone might interfere with his transition.
Speaker 2:You weren't expecting that one. Where are?
Speaker 1:we going with this.
Speaker 5:Where do you want to go with it, kevin? Bring it back, boys, let's reel it in. Where do you want to go with it? I was just giving them a good old. It's called like shadowing or foreshadowing.
Speaker 1:I apologize, dude, I didn't know.
Speaker 3:It felt like we were going in man.
Speaker 1:No, it felt like we were going in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm apologizing.
Speaker 4:Is this your first podcast? I mean you're stepping all over it. Oh, here we go. I mean you're like Oster in the men's room when he's stepping on his dick oh my.
Speaker 5:God, can you imagine that stepping on your own dick, that would hurt. That would really fucking hurt. Kev, how do you feel about that? I think it would hurt, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:No, you just got to worry about chafing between your legs.
Speaker 4:That's what you got to worry about. All right, come on Back into it Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:Sunday. This Sunday, rams fucking Chiefs versus fucking 49ers. The Cleaves first to 49ers. Yeah, chiefs versus 49ers, what's the line they got?
Speaker 1:Go Brock Purdy, you know.
Speaker 4:Let's go boy. Fuck the Chiefs. That's what line it is. That's what the line is. So we got, okay, I think that the Niners favored by two and a half. Really, that's what someone told me the other day. Really, yeah, it was the Niners by two and a half.
Speaker 5:Oh, it's down to a one and a half, sam Fran. It started at three. Why would that go down? A point and a half, though I would take the fucking.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, that's a bad line. It's a pick-em. The line sucks.
Speaker 6:There's always a swing in the Super.
Speaker 1:Bowl from start to kick off. As far as the line goes, who, what? Yeah, when they post the line, there's always, you know, a point or two.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but usually a three. It's not going to drop down to a one and a half.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're not usually down to one and a half, it'll stay like two and a half.
Speaker 5:It'll probably just go down to two and a half instead of two. I mean, that's pretty fucking thin. Yeah, I don't know. Something's up then. Who's hurt? Who's hurt that we don't know about? Are they doing the Billy Epler, the Billy?
Speaker 1:Epler oh man, that fucking cop sucker, that guy's in some shit man, you heard about this.
Speaker 5:No, billy Epler, the old GM of the Mets, yeah, got caught fudging the injury list.
Speaker 1:Well, there was an investigation.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's a no-no in Major League Baseball.
Speaker 5:So thank God, Good riddance to him. That fucking asshole Probably ruined some shit 30-21-9ers.
Speaker 4:Lacey says I like where you're at. I like where you're at.
Speaker 5:Lacey, I don't like those numbers right there. Those are not the numbers I have, so we're going to have to have you choose again. But let's go to 30-24.
Speaker 4:29-9. 30-24 would be a good score 27-24.
Speaker 5:What's the?
Speaker 1:over-under.
Speaker 4:I don't know what the over-under is. No, we don't have this ready.
Speaker 5:Oh, the over-under. Yeah, I got it right here. Over-under is.
Speaker 4:It's 47, I thought right, Really.
Speaker 5:I feel like it would be 50 or 51. Hey Siri, what's the over-under on the San Francisco 49ers Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl?
Speaker 4:Go fuck yourself, Pat.
Speaker 1:Why wouldn't you just say Super Bowl?
Speaker 4:Did Siri answer you yet?
Speaker 5:Yeah, she did. What'd she say? 47 and a half.
Speaker 1:Wow, I would take the over all day, agreed 47, 47 and a half.
Speaker 5:Wow, I would take the overall day Agreed 47 and a half. That's crazy If I were a betting man. But you are Now. Here's a good trivia question that Ryder asked me last night and I got on the first try because I was like that was the one Super Bowl Four inches flaccid. What is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time which is flaccid? What is the highest scoring Super Bowl of all time? And it hit me right in the second he asked it I'm like, oh, I remember this one being really high.
Speaker 1:Pat Seahawks Nope, I want to feel like it's a weird one, like the fucking Redskins Broncos Nope, did you just say?
Speaker 5:that because you're a Redskins fan. No, I'm just playing the fucking You're going with cause. Doug Williams, they had 35, right, no, dude.
Speaker 1:They had did you just say. Doug Williams Cause it's February. It was like I think they had in the in the forties or fifties man like 55 to 10, maybe like I feel like 55 to 10 was like the score.
Speaker 5:Shots fired.
Speaker 3:February shots fired.
Speaker 1:Oh, what was it? Which one was it?
Speaker 5:the 49ers Chargers oh really, yeah, with Natron means yeah, when young as the QB, because the 56 points was it.
Speaker 1:Humphrey.
Speaker 4:Humphreys was the quarterback, was it?
Speaker 1:Humphreys, bobby Humphreys, I don't remember he was the quarterback of the Chargers.
Speaker 5:That's when Seau was at with the Chargers.
Speaker 4:They had LaDainian Tomlinson.
Speaker 5:Did they have Tomlinson playing then?
Speaker 4:No, it was Nate Tron Means. It was before LaDainian Tron Means. I'm trying to say our guys, asshole, greased up that game. Huh Like that. Fuck that guy.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God what.
Speaker 5:Why? Because he played in the same division as yeah, yep, uh-huh. Yeah, exactly, I mean you take it to a different level with fandom. All right, you want to kill me? I mean you're hey.
Speaker 4:Well, it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 5:Well, at least you know now on your bank, Robbie, who you can take.
Speaker 4:He's an angry elf. We have to get a dirt bike with a sidecar, because I don't drive dirt bikes, dude no sidecar bro.
Speaker 5:No sidecar and there's a height requirement, dude, it's like going on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3:It's going to throw off Madover Bill. You all right buddy, you all right.
Speaker 4:You okay, nothing, a little bourbon won't fix.
Speaker 5:It's good, it's good, it's smooth, it's smooth. So, yeah, so we're going to have a special guest too. Special guest contestant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's happening.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he asked if he could take a shower first.
Speaker 4:If he's done throwing spider webs in his shower, what is?
Speaker 5:this why is the fucking? Why is the watch?
Speaker 4:cloth sticking to the fucking wall like that. I didn't hang that there, sweet.
Speaker 5:You got a power washer to get that thing off. I do.
Speaker 4:So I figured out You're going to have to burn those two rooms anyway.
Speaker 5:Just start fresh, all right. So I'll tell him what. Like 10 minutes, we'll start. Whatever you want to do, let's do 10 minutes. We can talk some shit.
Speaker 4:And Not at Kevin, though.
Speaker 5:No, no, no Thanks.
Speaker 4:I appreciate that.
Speaker 5:Let's get our five minutes of politics in, so we can keep on climbing up the politics list.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah okay, alright.
Speaker 5:So Joe Biden was found mentally unstable to face charges for the documents found in his house. Yeah, but he can still be the president, exactly what I was just going to get into. So, according to this, according to this attorney, the questions he was asked, he decided he can't be brought up on charges because he's mentally incapable president biden, do you recall?
Speaker 1:he's running the country documents home yeah purple yeah snorkel like that this is news to me. I haven't heard this. No, like I've kind of have my head in well did you see what?
Speaker 4:did you see what everyone's doing on Twitter and everything now? Now they're picking Trump apart because he made a couple of mistakes or something, one of his fucking speeches or whatever the fuck he was doing.
Speaker 5:And they're like oh, he's, he's, he's mentally deranged. No dude, Like it's got to stop. Shit's got to stop right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, hey, charlie, charlie Thompson, call in. I want to hear what your thoughts on your Prez Can't fucking put a sentence together I just hope Texas takes over the country.
Speaker 1:You know like let's go.
Speaker 4:Deep in the heart of Texas. Come on.
Speaker 1:Let's go Barbecue all over the place.
Speaker 4:Amen Brisk it in the nine millimeter, aren't they?
Speaker 1:like seceding from the nation. Pretty much I do that.
Speaker 5:I don't think that's, that's never, never, ever gonna happen. I don't think, I just don't see it happening you know what?
Speaker 1:it'll never? I never saw a lot of shit happening.
Speaker 4:That's happening.
Speaker 1:Shit's happening, man. But yeah, I hope Texas takes over the country. I need your help.
Speaker 4:I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're going to hurt some people. Political Pete just told us we got to watch our politics.
Speaker 5:So our diving ratings doesn't happen again. I know exactly what Pete's talking about, because when we started talking politics on Spotify, it destroyed our numbers, did it really? I don't give a shit, listen. Here's the thing. I don't give a fuck about politics anymore. I really don't.
Speaker 4:What did we do? We did live broadcast, oh we tried to do the live debate? Yes, no, not the live debate. We were doing a live commentary from what fucking One of the debates? Was it the debate?
Speaker 5:That's when the sound didn't come in through the fucking TV and shit it fucked. Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1:No way, there were sound issues yeah.
Speaker 4:Three years ago there were sound issues I can't imagine.
Speaker 1:Come on Coming from this guy.
Speaker 4:Come on, coming from this guy. What are you doing over here, orbs? Did you share that episode on Facebook? Was that your wet fucking?
Speaker 5:spot right over here. Was that you? No, it wasn't. Oh, it was probably from the cup. Okay, I thought you licked your finger and you touched the screen. I can't touch the board. You have no idea what's going on over here. Stop it, kevin. Oh my God, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4:You know what? When you were on hiatus, kevin sat in the captain's chair.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and still didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1:Rubbing my nuts all over those dials.
Speaker 5:That'd be so fucking gross, I'm sure there's a hair stuck in there still.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'll give you a look close. Go ahead, look.
Speaker 2:The roadcaster's out. Look, go ahead, look.
Speaker 4:The roadcaster's out.
Speaker 5:From Kevin's pubes Choked out.
Speaker 4:Pat, when we get the new board, can we get the plastic with the key lock? Yeah, we keep the fucking thermostat under the thermostat.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we could do that, no problem.
Speaker 4:But now I'm seeing more and more with what's going on, useless Sonny's watching us.
Speaker 5:Hey Vato, what did he put? Supersod, yes, supersod. I love Supersod, by the way. Oh, shout out to Kevin Okay, once again, even though he's a big pussy cunt. Why you got to lead with that? Because we always lead with that. His cooking prowess is bar none Phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal.
Speaker 4:Wait till the fucking Take a Deep Show.
Speaker 5:food truck comes out, but the only issue we have with that is his reassurance afterwards of how good his food is, or else his pussy's going to hurt, but anyways his food I feel that's a little harsh.
Speaker 4:Not really, because your food is always good. Are you saying his pussy lips are going to get red and inflamed A little bit?
Speaker 5:So your food is always good, blue waffle, your food's always good and you're like well and you cross your arms. I don't have to. Seriously, it's almost a threat. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:Seriously, it's almost a threat. No, no, no, sonny, you know what a blue waffle is. I understand. I do do that gesture, okay, and I'm just waiting, you know.
Speaker 5:So today, kevin decided to make chicken thighs wrapped with bacon stuffed with spinach artichoke dip Fucking phenomenal. All right, so he smoked that. How many hours? Hour and a half, you said how many degrees?
Speaker 1:Yeah, probably a little over an hour. Yeah, maybe an hour and a half, probably like 300.
Speaker 5:300? Alright. So they came out fantastic Smoking, and we're always trying to come up with ideas for this food truck. So I think we came up with three great ideas today. Not only the bacon-wrapped chicken with the avocado. We came up with a glaze for it, A real glaze.
Speaker 4:That needs to be perfected, not a Take a Deep Show glaze.
Speaker 5:Do you want to get glazed on the Take a Deep Show? Not right now. No, no, kevin, no, I do not. No, okay, are you sure? And a spicy honey sauce? Yes, that I think we can patent that and squeeze that over everything you want.
Speaker 4:But what did we say? We had two original sauces by Orbs that were in a package.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but, the chicken was phenomenal. I can't wait for the investors, you know yeah facebook.
Speaker 2:If you're listening, you know, oh, so let's start to go fund me.
Speaker 4:For me, man, that'd be great, so you before the show. Huh, okay, alissa milano. Yeah, you before the show well, what? You. Before the show. Before the show there's no I in team. Yeah, obviously with him, but you can't spell team without.
Speaker 5:Emmy starts whispering and talking to himself. That's what do you know? He's like it lost. Oh boy, that's when it stops. But all this nonsense going on. You're seeing a lot of people in the country who are switching from Democrat to either independent or Republican. Kennedy did it and I'm going to be honest, I like him.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I really do.
Speaker 4:Love me some. Tulsi Gabbard too. She's just not ready. She's not ready for primetime.
Speaker 5:I think she's hot. Oh, I touched on her. I love her.
Speaker 1:Dude, she needs to be in the cabinet. You know I don't want her for president, you want her in your cabinet. She needs to be like in the cabinet.
Speaker 4:You know like secretary of on her, throw her in the oven.
Speaker 1:She's not bad, she's a looker she's a looker.
Speaker 5:She's very smart.
Speaker 4:What a nice change it would be to have somebody like that in the White House. Just turn me on. I'd be like, yeah, whatever you want, I'm all into politics now. Whatever you want, baby.
Speaker 1:Imagine her going to Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 4:Past the Aveeno and the Kleenex.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to think where these other sounds are that I have on here. Oh, there we go. A little Red Dawn. Okay, what's wrong with you, kevin, go. Oh, hey, little Red Dawn. Okay, what's wrong with you, kevin.
Speaker 4:Sorry, oh, shut up, bitch.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, god damn it. That's such a great sound.
Speaker 5:I know I love it I love it, doing it towards you too.
Speaker 1:He's so passionate when he says it too, he's like shut up dude. He was serious.
Speaker 5:He's back on the WWE again.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, is it just like he's just swinging in or like Him, and we got a storyline?
Speaker 4:They needed another Scumbag woman raper To replace Vince McMahon, so they brought the Rock back. Oh, he's running it.
Speaker 5:No, he's wrestling.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they put him on the board of directors, so he went from the board of directors. He's coming back into the ring now. He's fighting Roman Reigns.
Speaker 5:Are you serious Dead serious Dude. I saw the video. It was fucking great. Dusty Rhodes Jr fucking brought him out. Dusty Rhodes Jr who's Dusty Rhodes' son.
Speaker 4:Dusty Rhodes Jr. Cody Rhodes, that's. It. Isn't that Gold Dust?
Speaker 1:No, no, gold Dust is.
Speaker 5:That's Dusty Rhodes' other son, dustin. Dustin.
Speaker 1:Rhodes, okay, sorry.
Speaker 5:Cody Rhodes.
Speaker 4:Sorry, Joe if you're listening. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:Cody Rhodes calls him out and the Rock came out and I guess there was something where Cody Rhodes can choose whoever he wanted to fight Roman Reigns oh, shit. And Roman Reigns is sitting there, blah, blah, blah. Next to no, the Rock's theme song comes on, fucking place went, really, place went, insane Plastic.
Speaker 1:Oh, sounds like WrestleMania.
Speaker 5:Do you want to share the video? I'm sure I can share the video. Am I allowed to do that? I'm not sure.
Speaker 4:What's the worst thing that happens? We get kicked off Again.
Speaker 5:Who cares? Period, talk amongst yourselves. Let me find it.
Speaker 1:Like how many times have we been kicked off Like three, four.
Speaker 5:I don't know, after the threats that we received on the fucking messages, I think that was malarkey. Yeah, yeah, but we got two in one day.
Speaker 4:We were taken. I think someone was trying to get us to put a password in and I fell for it, so I don't know, but I haven't been hacked yet. I did it twice.
Speaker 5:No, I think I was hacked, maybe.
Speaker 4:I typed a password.
Speaker 5:Remember when I couldn't remember that part. I couldn't get into the fucking Facebook. Son of a bitch. They're smart. It looks legit.
Speaker 4:It did look legit, but our page is still up. Motherfuckers, yeah, woo, woo, woo. Why did my screen just go black?
Speaker 5:No, no, I'm teasing, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4:I was kidding, I was kidding. So the fucking rock is coming back. Huh Mind, I just bring Hogan back too. Nah, he's too old man. Ah, fucking, you paint that fucking goatee black again. I can't walk, bro. Throw a fucking NWO thing on you. Guy's in bad shape Is he?
Speaker 1:Is he hurt? Yeah, well, dude, I mean he's fucking. Yeah, Is he up there?
Speaker 4:Just ruining my childhood. Some more, huh Thanks.
Speaker 3:Thanks, kev, thanks thanks they're not.
Speaker 5:They're hearing this, they're not seeing it yet. Well, could you so? Birmingham, alabama all right, fast forward had you.
Speaker 4:More than anybody that you've been in the ring with. I had you, and I think you know it.
Speaker 5:He's got like a list. That sounds gay. Yeah, I had you.
Speaker 4:Seth Rollins. He's made a lot of amazing points this week, but one of them that I disagree with. Just don't go too far. The canvas, the ropes, that camera, the announce desk, all these people you guys belong to Roman.
Speaker 1:Reigns. Yeah, let's see some action Like come on, Stop your talking. So.
Speaker 4:Let the folks see I got to share.
Speaker 1:Fucking three-piece suit. Who wears a fucking three-piece suit? Someone with class, dirtbag.
Speaker 4:Sorry, I didn't mean that. Like fuck bro. Like like what was that? I'm sorry, I was out of order a little bit man.
Speaker 1:Let me make it abundantly clear I want that title you have the time right now matter of fact. I'm moving my own goalpost.
Speaker 2:I want that title.
Speaker 4:I want everything and I am coming for it. I am coming for you. We can see it on the thing. You're fine, just leave it Something behind. You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 1:Alright, here it comes.
Speaker 5:I mentioned taking counsel.
Speaker 4:Taking counsel One of the individuals I talked to. He knows you very well. That was gay again. Did you see that? Yes, ma'am, tell me. Very well, that was gay again. Did you see that? Hit this mob.
Speaker 5:Tell me the pop of that crowd.
Speaker 3:Look at this Dude.
Speaker 5:this is why I watch wrestling. It's because of him.
Speaker 4:I mean, if Kevin was here, we would hit him with three beers by now.
Speaker 5:Kevin walks out with his chicken legs.
Speaker 4:Hey, it's the flamingo, the flamingo king.
Speaker 5:No, the flying flamingo.
Speaker 1:You ungrateful fucks. Yeah, all right, we gotta stop sharing that. I'm about to turn this bus around and end your precious little field trip.
Speaker 5:Okay, wow fuck your precious little field trip that you take. Oh my god, sorry I didn't mean to. Oh wait, where's the remote? No, grab the remote, just hit, enter, hit the middle thing Right there. There you go, bam, you're good, all right.
Speaker 4:You just upstaged the rock.
Speaker 5:Ladies and gentlemen from parts unknown, the flying flamingo.
Speaker 4:The flying flamingo.
Speaker 5:Ops, ops, ops. The flying flamingo With his chicken legs. What was the comment you said to me when I said something about your ankles the other day? What'd you say Women would kill for these legs. I did.
Speaker 1:That's a true statement.
Speaker 4:I'm not even gonna lie to you. Pat said the flying flamingo would be going from three viewers to six. That's it, dude.
Speaker 5:Genius, it's just genius that comes in.
Speaker 1:It's a true statement Women would kill for these legs.
Speaker 4:The internet just went ablaze. Pick it on, orbs again, you gotta watch, oh my god they're talking about the flying flamingo.
Speaker 5:Let's go, let's go. Okay, so we're going gonna have a special guest. Maybe that's the food truck name, the flying flamingo. That's fucking great. And everybody's gonna be like, how'd you come up with that name? And you're just gonna be like Any woman would kill for these legs. That's how you answer it.
Speaker 4:See, in a food truck you generally can't see the guy cooking Except from the chest up, waist up. So all he's gonna come outside he's gonna have a pair of heels and a fucking some fishnets on Whoa. No, yeah, just so it'd be comfortable for you, Dude.
Speaker 1:no, my ankles can't support heels.
Speaker 4:I was going to say your ankles can't take the heels. You're right.
Speaker 5:So I'm trying to get our special guest to come downstairs.
Speaker 2:What to come downstairs? What T-Rex arms are you referring to there, peter?
Speaker 5:He wants to see so, pete wants to see the chicken legs versus the T-Rex arms and what he is referring to. You're not wearing that at all on the live stream. Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 4:Get the fuck out of here. Get out of here.
Speaker 5:Did he just get really upset? What the fuck did I just see?
Speaker 1:what was that? Where'd he go like?
Speaker 5:all right, can you guys continue for like two minutes? I just want to see where he went.
Speaker 2:Oh my god I feel, like you know, like you know like.
Speaker 4:Let me let me, let me jump on a live stream.
Speaker 1:Oh boy Wow.
Speaker 4:Shower cap on.
Speaker 1:Wow, like when was the last time you saw a shower cap? Like did you? Does the wife use one? No, in all honesty you know, because it's like a I don't know. It's a girl thing, right.
Speaker 4:The last time I saw one, I think I was away on a business trip and I just I didn't buy anyone gifts, so I threw a bunch of shit from the you know there's free toiletries and shit in the bag and I think I gave my kids a shower cap Right, like the hotel fucking stuff. Yes, you could have a soap. You could have a shower cap. Here's the yeah. Wow, I was not expecting that at all. Oh, boy.
Speaker 1:So yeah, a special guest opened the door wearing a shower cap, oh, and you know we're investigating what's going on with that Wowza.
Speaker 4:Wowza, I was expecting the Scully.
Speaker 1:And the Flying Flamingo food truck Sponsored by the.
Speaker 4:TID show. I like it. Yeah, we'll take all kinds of sponsors. Yes, you will. So the food truck's going to be the Flying Flamingo. I like it. Got to find a spot to put that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll do time. You know it's a work in progress. How do you feel we're going head to head here on the trivia?
Speaker 5:You just got out of the shower, and that's why.
Speaker 4:There you go. I was expecting the scolia. All right, come on over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the fact that he's like, so what? There's a shower cap involved to begin with, it's sketchy.
Speaker 5:Why.
Speaker 4:I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower cap involved to begin with is sketchy, why.
Speaker 5:I don't know when was the last time you wore a shower cap You're talking about. Okay, you're sketchy and you got Obi walking around with what?
Speaker 4:Listen, we make fun of Obi wearing a shower cap also.
Speaker 5:Come scoot yourself over Rye. So our special guest today is actually my little guy who's with. Don't cover your face, you're going to grab the microphone. Do we have to adjust the camera? Leave it where it is. Give me that.
Speaker 3:Just leave it like that, right there.
Speaker 5:Turn that on.
Speaker 3:Ryan talk into the microphone I am. Bring it closer to your mouth hello, not like that going for a ride go
Speaker 5:like that and then talk close to hello perfect, there we go. So good, uh, no, you're gonna have to bring it. Yes, maybe, yes, you're good.
Speaker 4:We got our obs in there still.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's his pale pasty white Casper look.
Speaker 4:Pasty, I feel like Come on.
Speaker 5:So we decided to do some. The reason why I'm asking Ryan is he has very good knowledge of football, but I don't know how. A little difficult, put your headset on so you can hear us, okay.
Speaker 1:There we go.
Speaker 5:First time on the show that's going to be his buzzer.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 1:Well, that's going to be tough to do because you've got to like set it to be able to make the noise. I think you hit it now, it goes off yeah.
Speaker 5:No, hit the thing, hit it again.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, hit it again. It's two different noises.
Speaker 4:But it's one thing, neither of them are wrong.
Speaker 1:See, you're the worst, Okay.
Speaker 5:You're the idea guy. You come up with the shitty ideas, really shitty.
Speaker 1:We're going the worst. Okay, I'm just okay. Yeah, you're the idea guy. You come up with the shitty ideas, Really Shitty.
Speaker 5:We're going with shitty Okay.
Speaker 4:So we decided oh my God, I'm sorry, just making sure, making sure it worked.
Speaker 5:We have my son amongst a bunch of fucking retards right now. So we decided to do a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Jeopardy, all right. So now you got him going on it Right in. He's right in, well done, well done.
Speaker 5:Can you at least just show your face, so we can see who you are?
Speaker 4:He's got no mouth. Is there a way to adjust that? I want to see if I can teach him how to adjust it. What? Just to make noise and aggravate you? Yeah, you can do this. Oh, this he's talking about like no, no, no, no, no. I say he jumped, he's talking about here.
Speaker 5:See, this is there we go. That's the infantile behavior of adults. Is what it is.
Speaker 1:I actually have to because it dropped, I don't know. Get some better shit.
Speaker 5:You know what's gonna happen one day when you guys keep on twisting, it's gonna break. And now you're not gonna have a stand for a mic.
Speaker 4:Keep doing it, and I'm not buying a new one. That's right.
Speaker 1:Any, oh, my god.
Speaker 5:This is. I've obviously come up with the worst idea Fucking possible. Stop pressing the buttons, all right. Next person to press it, you're disqualified. That's it Out of here, go. Anyway, we can just sit here and have a show by myself and I can just shut their microphones off and fucking, you're a two-year-old. God damn it, are we good? Are we good, are we sure? Yeah, and I figured.
Speaker 4:Love of God. Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 5:Alright, I'm good. Now I'm ready, so I'm going to be able to share the screen. So everybody who's watching the show Real good, oh my God, let me just do it, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Do it, pat, just do it. Get it done, do what you do.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Do what you do. Oh my God, I can't.
Speaker 4:Can we just stop for a second, please? You think we may pack, walk out?
Speaker 5:tonight. Leave this kid here, so, as you can see, challenge.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 5:I'll just stop. It's fucking crazy. Shut the fuck up so we can continue the show. Sorry, I'm out of my zone right now. Got in his head, got in his head. No, there we go. Alright, so here are the topics, for we're going to do three teams and it's all Super Bowl based. All right, let me just go over the sounds. Make sure we have all the correct sounds. Rounds over Time's up. That's good. Wasn't expecting Jeopard good, wasn't expecting that Jeopardy? Final Jeopardy, daily Double. And that's what we want right now. So we're going to fill the board. We have three teams. We have the Pussy Cunts, the Ewoks and the Travis Scotts Shower cap, shower cap. There we go.
Speaker 1:Good, beautiful the Hairnets. We're called the Hairnets.
Speaker 5:So the first topic we have Super Bowl commercials, oh interesting. Then we have Super Bowl trivia, super Bowl winners, super Bowl locations and Super Bowl players.
Speaker 4:Who is Barrett Robbins?
Speaker 5:High and drunk on tequila. Sorry, I couldn't find the wrong answer. No, no, sorry, matty. So we'll do Kevin's team one, team two is Madden, team three will be Ryder. Okay, all right. So we'll do Kevin's team one, team two is Madden and team three will be Ryder.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 5:You want to do a coin flip to see who goes first.
Speaker 1:Is it a three-sided coin?
Speaker 4:Well, no, actually let Ryder pick the first category.
Speaker 5:Okay, all right, so let's make sure it's going. There we go. All right, so let's make sure it's gone. There we go. Let's get that out of the way. All right, perfect. So Ryder, first category.
Speaker 6:I'm going to get Super Bowl trivia for 200.
Speaker 5:Super Bowl trivia for 200. Answer.
Speaker 6:What year had a blackout? 2012, 2013.
Speaker 1:Well, that's two years. Can we narrow that down to one year, 2013. That's two years, can?
Speaker 4:we narrow that down to one year 2013. Excuse me form of a question Say what is, what is 2013?
Speaker 1:How the hell did you know that Because it's on the screen, because I'm a Ravenstrand.
Speaker 5:No, I, just that was. I hit the space bar you jerk off, alright, plus 200. There you go, so let's get back to All right pick again. Ryan Pick again.
Speaker 1:Ryan.
Speaker 3:How did you?
Speaker 6:know that, because I'm a Ravens fan.
Speaker 4:I told you that You're a Giants fan. Memorial Jacks is on MVP, by the way. Nice playoff game you had, solid. What about all the playoff games? Solid?
Speaker 6:Solid.
Speaker 5:Next category question. Can we go Seriously, just give me a barroom brawl in here on Jeopardy.
Speaker 1:Like fuck man Seriously.
Speaker 5:Super Bowl winners for 200. Super Bowl winners for 200. Never appeared in Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:Wait what does the four mean? Do I have to say the Browns, the Lions, the Jaguars and the Texans? I'm assuming so.
Speaker 5:So what is?
Speaker 1:What is? The Browns, the Lions, the Jaguars and the Texans?
Speaker 5:What is what Jerry's List? What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 5:You know, Kevin, we're going to give you the good old.
Speaker 1:But I'm right.
Speaker 4:Sure, he is right. I'm going the good old I'm right. Sure, he is right.
Speaker 1:I'm going to let you know I'm right.
Speaker 5:I have no idea why that correct answer came up like that.
Speaker 1:I didn't touch that.
Speaker 5:Okay, Kevin, you go.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're going to go. Super Bowl commercials for one Super.
Speaker 3:Bowl commercials for one.
Speaker 5:Curb your enthusiasm. Star that shared his who is Larry David. Who is Larry David? Who is Larry David. Very good, Maddie. All right, let's escape. There we go. Maddie, you have control.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl players for 200,.
Speaker 3:Pat Super Bowl players for 200.
Speaker 5:First lefty QB Kevin.
Speaker 1:Who is Steve Young the snake? Who is Kenny Stabler?
Speaker 5:Oh, Well, shouldn't you have let the I know, but I didn't know the correct answer.
Speaker 3:I don't know all the correct answers I'm going to put it down now. Okay, okay, snake.
Speaker 5:Wait, Snake Plissken.
Speaker 1:So I'm still in control of the board.
Speaker 4:Actually, that was me in control.
Speaker 1:Was it, oh, okay, and you got the answer wrong, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:Just minus 200. I'm sorry. Zero Super Bowl locations for 200, pat Super Bowl. Locations for 200, pat Super Bowl locations for 200.
Speaker 5:Only team to host the Super Bowl Ryder.
Speaker 6:There's two, the Bucs and the Rams. In 2021, they were in the Bucs stadium and then they were in SoFi.
Speaker 1:This whole game is Fugazi now.
Speaker 5:I don't know the correct answers. I should have written them down. What am I supposed to say?
Speaker 6:Who is? Who is the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
Speaker 5:Very good.
Speaker 1:Wow, you do know some stuff, then right Okay.
Speaker 5:So we have Ryder in control.
Speaker 3:Choose Super Bowl winners for 100. Super Bowl winners for 100.
Speaker 5:Who won the inaugural? Kevin?
Speaker 1:Who is the Green Bay Packers?
Speaker 5:Who is the Green Bay Packers? Very good. What does that even mean? Who won the inaugural?
Speaker 1:First Super.
Speaker 5:Bowl First.
Speaker 1:Get a Thor's bow, very good. What does that even mean? Who won the inaugural First Super Bowl? First Get a Thor's bow, you know come on Like.
Speaker 4:This is your inaugural appearance on a TID show.
Speaker 5:It's inaugural. It's actually my second. Yeah, it's his second. He doesn't remember the interview. Did you even play that? I know you recorded it. Yeah, we played it. I really sound wild Long time ago.
Speaker 1:We'll go Super Bowl trivia for one Super Bowl, trivia for one.
Speaker 3:The number 58.
Speaker 6:What is 58? It's 50. And it's 58.
Speaker 5:So this is last year's template, as you can see, people.
Speaker 4:I don't know. This kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the moops, the moops. I had said 57. I don't know, it is 58, as you can see.
Speaker 5:Okay, so we have Ryder in the lead. He is winning guys.
Speaker 3:Ryder, choose Super Bowl trivia for 300. Super Bowl trivia for 300.
Speaker 5:Super Bowl trivia for 300. Who was the halftime show for the blackout Super Bowl?
Speaker 4:Nobody cares.
Speaker 6:When was that 2013.
Speaker 1:Nobody cares Time that shit out, bro. There you go. Who is Beyonce? Who then? Nobody cares.
Speaker 5:That's true. Out bro, there you go. Who is Beyonce? Who then? Nobody cares.
Speaker 3:That's true, yes, All right.
Speaker 5:So, Ryder, you're still in control.
Speaker 3:Super Bowl locations for 100. Super Bowl locations for 100.
Speaker 5:This year's Super Bowl location.
Speaker 3:Ryder.
Speaker 6:Las Vegas, or last year's would have been.
Speaker 5:Just do this year, it's last year's would have been this Just do this year, it's last year's, whatever Last form of a question, please.
Speaker 4:What is?
Speaker 5:Las Vegas, that's correct, and this year's that was Phoenix. Yeah, listen, we're a little bit behind people, we're okay.
Speaker 4:You should have paid $28.
Speaker 5:I should have done that. I paid 20 bucks. They don't update that shit. All right, Ryder next.
Speaker 3:Super Bowl players should 100. Super Bowl players 100.
Speaker 5:Largest, heaviest player to score an offensive touchdown.
Speaker 4:Who is William the Refrigerator Perry?
Speaker 5:Matty, that should be correct. You are correct. Very good, let's do the plus. Bam Bam, matty.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl commercials for 500, Pat.
Speaker 5:Matty, we do have the daily double. You do have 200. How much are you willing to risk 200, pat, all right.
Speaker 1:Well, can't he risk up to 500? Yeah, so he's going to do up to Because of the dollar value on the board this is correct.
Speaker 4:I didn't realize you were related to Alex Trebek.
Speaker 1:I've seen the show Once or Twice.
Speaker 5:I'll risk 500, Pat, so I can be down 300 after this Very good, great Question, a George Orwell-inspired commercial which launched this product and its brand, or what, what, what.
Speaker 4:What is Orville Redenbacher?
Speaker 5:What is Apple Macintosh? Unfortunately, orville Redenbacher, or Will Redenbacher, orville Redenbacher. So we're at 90. Matty, you're in control.
Speaker 4:Awesome, let's go. Super Bowl players for 500, pat, I'd like to get back to even. Super Bowl players for 500.
Speaker 5:Answer Quarterback legend to never win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Matty, who is, dan Marino Isn't that a little subjective, you know.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I feel like there's more than one legend to not win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl players for 400, Pat Fuck off.
Speaker 5:Are your feelings hurt?
Speaker 1:No, but go on. I'm just saying Go on Super Bowl players for what?
Speaker 4:Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl? Okay, so what? I'm just saying, go on Super Bowl players. For what Did John Riggins win a Super Bowl? Yeah, okay. So what the fuck are you worried about? Super Bowl players for 400, pat, daily double. Well, I'll wager 400, pat. All right Answer.
Speaker 1:There's only one daily double.
Speaker 5:Doesn't matter, I did two.
Speaker 1:There's two in final and double jeopardy. Sorry, I did too. There's two in final and double jeopardy.
Speaker 5:Sorry, you're out of the game. Has the most Super Bowl rings.
Speaker 4:Who is Tom Brady Correct?
Speaker 6:That's the easiest question.
Speaker 5:Well, now you guys are tied.
Speaker 4:OBS has been disqualified. I'm surprised you didn't kick the camera on the way out. Where are you going? So we'll play us for 300, Pat.
Speaker 5:So he's out. Where did he go? Is he coming back? I don't know. Kev O-E of little bladder, oh, he's peeing. Do we have to wait for him? No, fuck him no.
Speaker 4:All right, so.
Speaker 5:Matty, you're next Super Bowl players for 300,. Pat Answer Quarterback up here for two different teams in different Super Bowls.
Speaker 6:Who is Peyton Manning?
Speaker 4:Who is Tom Brady?
Speaker 5:I'm going to give you guys both the credit on that. So there's a tie. That's why what's on Jerry's list?
Speaker 4:Who the fuck is, jerry, and where is this list? What is this?
Speaker 5:What the fuck is that? So you know what You're going to get it. I'd call your credit and You're going to get it. I'd call your credit and you're going to get it.
Speaker 4:I was going to say you should call your credit card company and get that $20 back.
Speaker 5:Yeah, dude, they're fucking me right now. God Matty, you're still in control.
Speaker 4:Super Bowl winners for 300, Pat Super.
Speaker 5:Bowl winners for 300. Has only one Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Has only won Super Bowl. Is it the Ravens? Could it be? Who's on Jerry's list? Fucking Jerry's list. What is this shit? This sucks. Fuck this Jerry guy Pat.
Speaker 5:I bet you there's a list somewhere. There's probably a list.
Speaker 4:There's probably a list I got to find that let's go Super Bowl winners for 400.
Speaker 5:Super Bowl winners for 400. Which team has participated in the most Super Bowl? Maddie.
Speaker 4:Who are the New England Patriots?
Speaker 3:Correct.
Speaker 4:All right, can we let all of us back in now?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I mean he was, he just stormed out like a you know PC.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's go Super Bowl winners for 500, pat, oh shit, that's taking quite a lead on yeah.
Speaker 5:Who has the most. It's going to say Jerry's List. I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 1:Who are the New England Patriots?
Speaker 4:Who are Jerry's List? Who are the Steelers and the?
Speaker 6:Patriots.
Speaker 5:Oh, Ryder got it right.
Speaker 4:You just said the Patriots.
Speaker 5:You did just say the Patriots and you did not use a formal question and you're going to sit there and look at me dirty.
Speaker 4:It doesn't say what team oh shit, what happened to Facebook Live? It doesn't say what teams. What happened to facebook live? It doesn't say what teams did you kick? Did you kick the wire when you? Oh, my fucking god, god damn it, god damn it. Oh, just do you. Do you got it or OK, it's back on? Oh, is this going to ruin the whole thing now?
Speaker 5:No, just you got to turn the camera on.
Speaker 4:Oh, since you don't know, how to do that Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Speaker 1:Sorry, sorry, man, sorry Sorry, but I'm just saying it didn't say who, it said who. We're not even talking about the game right now. They said it's a tie. I feel like that's my line.
Speaker 5:No, it's not. You don't get it. Matter of fact, you lose points, are we?
Speaker 4:going to be able to.
Speaker 1:Well, if I got it wrong, which I didn't get it wrong.
Speaker 5:You only answered one out of the two. You got it wrong.
Speaker 1:It said who, it didn't say what teams. If you notice.
Speaker 5:If you were in here before you stormed out that column is just teams. Oops, you're wrong. Now I don't know what to do, cause.
Speaker 4:Oh boy, oh man.
Speaker 5:I really fucked it up. Yeah, because I gotta stop the stream now oh, no, no, oh, that's gonna ruin.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're so lucky oh, there we go, there we are.
Speaker 5:You are so lucky and I'm not even on camera. Awesome, you did a great job, kev. Great job, I'm not even on camera awesome great job.
Speaker 4:Kev great job who is chicken legs?
Speaker 1:yes, correct, so again it says who has the most Super Bowl wins. It's Ty. I feel like there are two acceptable answers, not like just by you saying that mine is incorrect.
Speaker 5:Okay, who has the most Super Bowl wins? It's a tie. I feel like there are two acceptable answers.
Speaker 1:Just by you saying that Incorrect. Okay, we can give it to Ryder.
Speaker 5:That's fine. He answered the question right, correctly.
Speaker 1:I mean, I did too. But okay, let's go.
Speaker 4:But, no, you didn't, you didn't.
Speaker 1:No, it's totally fine, you missed the Steelers.
Speaker 5:Dude, seriously, you got it wrong. You said the Patriots.
Speaker 4:Just don't leave again, because you kicked the fucking wire out again. I'm about to Back to the back to the board.
Speaker 5:Pat Ryder, you're in control.
Speaker 4:Hurry up before Kevin loses it. Super Bowl Trivia 400. Super.
Speaker 5:Bowl Trivia 400. What jewelry company creates? Nope, I got no idea. You get to Super.
Speaker 3:Bowl Trivia 400. Super Bowl Trivia 400.
Speaker 5:What jewelry company?
Speaker 3:creates the jewelry. Nope, I got no idea, never mind.
Speaker 5:You beat the hell. Who got that first? Ryder actually had it first. All right, so we're going to subtract 400. Anybody else?
Speaker 4:Who is Tiffany's? I don't think that's right, man. I don't think it is either. Oh, we got it right. Oh, my God, out of left field.
Speaker 5:Woo, Holy Moses Matty takes control 1,700.
Speaker 4:Fuck Wow, I got to get off of this shit. Super Bowl commercial for 200, pat Super.
Speaker 5:Bowl commercial's 200. Head kid catch.
Speaker 4:Starred who is Mean Joe Green Head Kid?
Speaker 5:Catch. The hell is that.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be. Hey Kid Catch.
Speaker 5:Oh, who the fuck typed that? It wasn't me? Mean, joe Green. I mean, we're gonna go over typos now too, god damn.
Speaker 4:Head.
Speaker 5:Kid Catch.
Speaker 4:You should have got the $28 version Unbelievable.
Speaker 5:There's only one fucking number I can fucking charge in.
Speaker 4:Oh, super Bowl trivia for $500. Super Bowl trivia $500.
Speaker 5:Americans spend this On beer for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6:It's like what is like A lot Like $2 billion, $2 billion. It's like what is like A lot Like $2 billion $2 billion.
Speaker 5:It's a lot $1.3 billion, so that's not correct. Sorry, ryder, are you serious?
Speaker 4:You said $2 billion. That's what Jerry's List says. Yeah, $2 billion is not $1.3.
Speaker 5:I don't know why you shouldn't have guessed that. Oh, that was last year's, yeah.
Speaker 1:Still wrong.
Speaker 4:No Ryder, no Super Bowl commercials 400.
Speaker 5:This famous Snickers ad featured this actor.
Speaker 1:Who is Betty White?
Speaker 4:Yes, nice job, nice job, nice job.
Speaker 5:Very good, back to zero.
Speaker 1:Sweet, awesome Commercials for three.
Speaker 5:The only one to make her to make it to the top five commercials of all time with the Boston inspired smart puck.
Speaker 4:Well, it's fucking Boston inspired. Who gives a shit? Smart puck? Well, what does that mean in English? Smart park? Yeah, it's supposed to be smart park. Well, it's fucking Boston inspired. Who gives a shit? Smart Park, smart Park.
Speaker 1:Smart Park Fucking.
Speaker 5:Boston Top 5 sports of all time. Boston inspired Smart Park.
Speaker 4:Hey.
Speaker 5:Ben, fuck you Boston. What automaker do you guys? Anybody.
Speaker 1:Kevin who is Audi?
Speaker 5:I'm not even going to check the correct answer now, because I think that's wrong. I think it is also I think it's right.
Speaker 4:Let's see Hyundai. Hyundai, ben knew. You know why Ben knew? Because he fucking talks like that Sputnik.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we open the SmartPak, we open the SmartPak.
Speaker 1:He's one of them fuckers. Alright, locations for three. We're going to SmartPak. He's going to M-Pak-us, all right, all right, so locations for three.
Speaker 5:Location of the coldest ever Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Matt, what is the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field?
Speaker 5:No, what Lambeau? I don't think Lambeau ever hosted a. Did they host?
Speaker 4:a Super Bowl, did they? I want to see what fucking Jerry's list has to say. New Orleans New Orleans.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't have gotten New Orleans, man Kevin yeah, I wouldn't have, like it's a fucking dome like what the fuck? Before the dome they played out alright, you're still in control, kevin, whatever sorry feelings're still in control.
Speaker 5:No, I am. Oh, kevin. Whatever, sorry Feelings hurt again, I'm in control. Four yeah, you're in control has hosted the most Super Bowls. There's a tie, so it's going to say Jerry's List. So do I have to say?
Speaker 1:two yes.
Speaker 5:If there's a tie, yes.
Speaker 1:I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable. Oh.
Speaker 5:Yes, I feel like if there's a tie like one is acceptable.
Speaker 1:Oh my, God, why are you changing the rules?
Speaker 5:I'm just going to say Miami and New Orleans. It's on Jerry's list, so I'm going to give you credit on that, kev.
Speaker 4:Who is this, jerry and where?
Speaker 5:is this list? I don't know what this list is all about. Whoever wrote that in there is really annoying.
Speaker 4:We got to speed this up, up. We're not gonna have enough bourbon, alright so next, wow, we're running quick.
Speaker 5:Last question, thank god, last question, little splash, location of the first Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:I'm keeping my Comfortable lead. Fuck you guys, I'm I'm risking my comfortable lead.
Speaker 1:Fuck you guys. I'm like I'm. I'm risking it. Matt or Kevin, what is Pasadena? No?
Speaker 4:it was Kansas City or fucking Lambeau.
Speaker 1:I can't see him. I know it was California. I knew it was fucking California. Alrighty Dammit, there's a second round, right? Wow, I knew it was fucking California. All righty, all right, damn it.
Speaker 2:There's a second round, right, all right.
Speaker 5:That's the end of our first round. It's our only round, thank God, because this is like watching children die. It's awful, I'm out of Final Jeopardy. Unfortunately, Kevin, you did not make it to Final Jeopardy because you have nothing to bet. So About to kick that camera over again. It's unbelievable. You are Now. I'm just going to load Final Jeopardy up, so they're still watching what are you loading the Final.
Speaker 4:Jeopardy. Okay, just checking why. Perhaps you could have answered a couple of questions if you didn't storm out of the studio and kick the camera wire.
Speaker 1:Listen, I was told I was disqualified, so you know.
Speaker 4:Hey Ben, how are you?
Speaker 1:I wasn't even coming back.
Speaker 4:Ben's gonna loan Orbs $100 so he can play Final Jeopardy.
Speaker 1:But then I said no, I should go back.
Speaker 4:You know, were you gonna go upstairs and cook more chicken.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:I was gonna eat more shit, you know. I was definitely eating stuff.
Speaker 5:Are you guys I'm gonna reveal? You're gonna reveal the question. Yeah, since Kevin's outrider, you had what 500? I was definitely eating stuff, are you guys? Are you guys I'm going to? Just, I'm going to reveal, sorry, you're going to reveal the question. Yeah, since Kevin's outrider, you had what 500. So yeah, maddie at 16, ryder at five, I'm going to ruin it for everybody.
Speaker 1:Don't be that guy. Oh, I can scream.
Speaker 5:I can scream loud.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 3:And here, Okay so since we have.
Speaker 5:And here we go. Yeah, since we have Ryder and Maddie in the Final Jeopardy and not the little bitch over to my left be careful because you might see a Molotov cocktail come through the screen real quick. Here is our Daily Double.
Speaker 4:Our Final.
Speaker 5:Jeopardy. Oh sorry, you don't hit that, so I know I'm just saying so. You guys have so easy, so easy, so easy.
Speaker 1:They can't see it on facebook huh, oh, because I'm not sharing it Huh.
Speaker 5:Oh, because I'm not sharing it.
Speaker 1:You should probably share that I'm going to, so I don't look like. I have a voice, I can talk about it.
Speaker 5:Boy, here we go. You're staying until the show's over.
Speaker 1:This is great this is so great, here we go so great.
Speaker 4:So great. Put that goddamn Snapchat away, son Just hang on.
Speaker 3:I'm texting with Mark, just hang on. What are you?
Speaker 1:doing what's happening? Phone's down.
Speaker 4:Do we get that shared? Is it on there? Yeah, it's on there. Okay, no one can see it, but it's fine. Phone's down.
Speaker 3:It's fine. It's fine there. It is All right, okay, all right, bye.
Speaker 5:So, ryder, since you are the low man on a totem pole, what's your answer? This MVP holds the highest completion percentage in Super Bowl history, of 88%.
Speaker 4:What are you wagering and what is your answer, sir?
Speaker 6:I'm going to wager 500. It's a quarterback right.
Speaker 4:Obviously there's some running backs throw passes in the game also.
Speaker 1:He's on his phone. I feel like he may be cheating.
Speaker 6:If I would be cheating, I would answer the question already.
Speaker 4:No, yeah. Well then, how about answer the question? Let's get to that part. What do you got? What do you got?
Speaker 3:I don't know it was Peyton Manning, good guess.
Speaker 5:Good guess, good guess, matty. You're at $1,600. What is yours?
Speaker 4:I will also wager $500, because I'm hedging my bets like a prick, and I will say Phil Simms, new York Giants 1986.
Speaker 5:The fact that he's still talking on his microphone.
Speaker 4:Answer is Disney travel.
Speaker 5:Phil Simms Went 22 for 25. 88% completion percentage Yep 19,. What 90? No, that was% completion percentage Yep 19,. What 90? No, that was 86,. Man Hostentler was 96.
Speaker 4:Just won the Super.
Speaker 5:Bowl. What are you doing next? I'm going to go to Disney World and sex traffic children.
Speaker 4:You know how much money he made for that? What is a shit ton Pat. Who was the first one? Who's the first one? What who's?
Speaker 5:the first one.
Speaker 1:What. Oh yeah, If you're not like a little bitch like who, who, who was the first one to say that?
Speaker 5:I have no idea what.
Speaker 4:I'm going to Disney world Like I feel like it was. It was before him, but not too much before him.
Speaker 1:Not too much either. Now you know it. It was before him, but not too much before him, not too much either, no, so I mean it wasn't McMahon.
Speaker 2:Oh well, it might have been.
Speaker 1:No, it definitely wasn't dude.
Speaker 4:Like he was not the but they wouldn't have asked him. They would have asked Walter Payton, I feel.
Speaker 5:I think what he's trying to do is take attention away from the fact that he wasn't in Final Jeopardy and Ryder was that's true.
Speaker 4:Rider. Nice job, very good job bud. Nice job Awesome.
Speaker 5:As for you, once again you're at the bottom of the fucking totem pole.
Speaker 1:I wasn't doing that at all. It was a question that popped in my head.
Speaker 5:I don't know, I know I'm just busting your chops, mr Sensitivity.
Speaker 4:I know, ben, don't you ever invoke the name of Pat Mahomes on this show. Ever again, again.
Speaker 5:Like was it Sims Dro got it right Dro texted me Phil Sims Because you probably Dro, you probably did search that real quick before you sent it out. But yeah, Phil Sims went 22 for 25.
Speaker 1:Matty, Google that real quick. Who is the first person to say they're going to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl? That's got to be. I bet it is Phil Simpson. No, it is not, Because I don't think I remember anybody before that. Like there was the Bears.
Speaker 5:Yeah, jimmy, who won the Super Bowl, who won Super Bowl MVP with the Bears?
Speaker 1:There was the Raiders, there was the Redskins.
Speaker 5:And they don't do that anymore, do they?
Speaker 6:No, I think they still do what go to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they do that, but they don't commercialize it as much as they used to wow.
Speaker 4:It was Phil Simms was the first one the kabam.
Speaker 5:Thank you wow, thank you. Wow, that's what you get, okay, yay, kevin won.
Speaker 1:Yay, cheers.
Speaker 5:Suck Cheers, but you don't see it as prevalent as it was back in the day.
Speaker 4:Well, you can't say it anymore, because now Disney World is synonymous with trafficking children. This is true, so no one wants to bring their kids to Disney World after the Super Bowl no.
Speaker 5:No, would it be like I'm going to Epstein's Island, like where would that be bad, oh.
Speaker 4:Well.
Speaker 5:We just made top five of another list. It's the FBI list Right, you know what Epstein's Island is, right, yeah, okay, as long as you're in on the loop, all right. You stay away from those sick bastards out there. Don't let them sex traffic you.
Speaker 4:Don't go near the white vans.
Speaker 5:Seriously, anything that says free candy. First you test, then you run run.
Speaker 1:When we were kids, it was stay away from vans. Now it's like stay away from islands don't accept that trip on a plane dude, I've seen some of the worst.
Speaker 5:Oh, this is what I wanted to play. Do you guys know the story behind the number 13 and this Super Bowl?
Speaker 1:Super Bowl 58 and the number 13. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5:No, all right, so I'm going to show you who is Ray Lewis getting away with murder? Let me see if it's here. Is it there? I think I have it saved.
Speaker 4:Ben, if you're still there, call in. We need some fresh blood now. The Flamingo kid over here is petering out and Pat's searching on his phone. We need something.
Speaker 5:I believe I sent it to you guys and I don't think you guys watched it.
Speaker 6:No 13. Isn't the one with Taylor Swift?
Speaker 5:Yeah that, when did I find that I?
Speaker 4:don't know. I saw that. Is that the one with the Dustin Pedroia thing and she was dancing off second base? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:Wiffleball Pat what who? Facebook Challenge what?
Speaker 6:It's like a Super Bowl conspiracy about Taylor Swift. Here it is.
Speaker 5:All right, listen to this. Just going to make sure we're fucking connected first. This is the most ridiculous thing possible, because all the interconnections of the number 13. And all the stuff you're about to hear is true.
Speaker 3:So are you ready to hear? Here we go.
Speaker 5:You know what Super Bowl is it's 58.
Speaker 1:You know what 5 plus 8 is 13. It's Taylor Swift's album called 13.
Speaker 2:Yo Dang, you guys know the date of the Super Bowl it's the 11th.
Speaker 3:Of.
Speaker 2:February.
Speaker 1:It's 11 plus 2.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yo.
Speaker 6:Who are they playing the 49ers? It's 4 plus 9? Dude come on 13.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying what seed are the 49ers? The 1 seed. What seed are the Chiefs? The 2 seed.
Speaker 2:No seed are the 49ers the one seed? What seed?
Speaker 1:are the chiefs, the two seed, no, the three, one, three. Where's uh taylor swift coming from? She's coming from tokyo to the super bowl. What does that mean? A flight from tokyo to las vegas 13 hours and I'm not even kidding what you know how many games taylor swift has been to? 13, 12. 12.
Speaker 2:This is the 13th, the Super Bowl will be the 13th. Is this all true? No, this is all for real.
Speaker 5:So, kev, who are you taking?
Speaker 4:You had parents pass away in your life right. Who are?
Speaker 1:you betting on.
Speaker 5:Who are you?
Speaker 4:betting on. You know what I'm talking on R.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about, right R? Yes, yeah, right, I'm betting on the Chiefs did you see?
Speaker 6:oh good, mush them put them in the fucking bedroom yeah, niners in the over did I see what have you seen the way, have you seen all the like, the things that were going on with the 49ers? Like how, uh, there was a fire alarm pulled in their hotel and woke everyone up, and then the practice fields are like really fucked up, really, and then the chiefs get to practice, so the the 49ers have to practice in a university, you know and then the chiefs get the raiders practice field yeah, how does that happen?
Speaker 6:the 49ers, no, chris mccaffrey even said said it was like he thinks it was an inside job.
Speaker 4:The only inside job Christian McCaffrey's getting is the pegging I mean the night before.
Speaker 5:Is his wife on Pegging.
Speaker 6:Yes.
Speaker 5:Ryder, don't worry about pegging, we're not going to discuss that. Don't look that up. Yeah, and so he was talking about the things I've seen that have gotten you know. So he brings it up last night and Ryder's like what are you talking about? But you don't want to know, bud, you don't want to know.
Speaker 6:You don't want to see that yeah the shadows. The shadows you've been seeing around the house.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Did you set up the camera in Pat's bedroom yet to tape him sleeping, yet to? Tape him sleeping, kevin just gets liquored up on one night and throws a sheet over his head and says, boo, boo, that would actually be fucking awesome. Nothing to see here, boo.
Speaker 5:I'm like dude you're going to creep out my son. Stop doing that. Boo, I'm like dude. You're gonna creep out my son. Stop doing that. You haven't seen anybody running around with sheets on, have you? No, as long as we haven't done that.
Speaker 4:No sheets, no burning crosses.
Speaker 5:We've been going for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1:I think Ben's gonna call in. He's gotta take a pee.
Speaker 2:Unknown caller. Speak of the devil. Well, there's a Saturday night show.
Speaker 1:I think Ben's going to call in. He's got to take a pee. No Unknown caller. Speak of the devil.
Speaker 4:Well, there's a Saturday night show.
Speaker 1:We'll call you back.
Speaker 4:Hello Ben, All right.
Speaker 5:Did it. Hey, how's it not hooked up again? Dude, I just had it connected. Time out.
Speaker 2:Time out.
Speaker 1:Yeah it's connected. You can't hear it. Hey Ben, why is that one all the way down? That's the one we don't use, Kevin. Is that the?
Speaker 2:NFL music no, is it still playing? Is that why it's down?
Speaker 1:No, it's not so turn it up no.
Speaker 5:For what?
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha ha ha. There's a phone call. There we go. Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5:Mr Idea Guy, I got no ideas. No, you asshole, this is for the fucking thing. That's plugged in. It's not plugged in. This is for the computer. The computer's up halfway. He's so angry Because you're an idiot, you ask stupid questions.
Speaker 3:Why are you yelling at him like?
Speaker 5:that? Because he's a cunt. Why is this not? She's coming through the board, right? Yeah, it is now yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh hello.
Speaker 4:Let's press one and disconnect.
Speaker 2:To send a voicemail, press two.
Speaker 3:Hello, hello, hello.
Speaker 2:Hello Bob, fix this shit already. Come on, I'm up.
Speaker 5:What's going on, Mr Travers?
Speaker 4:We missed you pal.
Speaker 2:I'm using my fucking Honda to do smart park.
Speaker 1:Up there in Boston Smart parking all day.
Speaker 4:If you smart park outside of Boston, does it put you in a handicapped spot somewhere?
Speaker 5:He's always in a handicapped spot. Put you in a fucking retard spot.
Speaker 4:There's smart park and there's retard park. It depends on what level of financial. I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 5:There it is, that of financial, financial. I lost my dreadful. There it is. That was good. That was good.
Speaker 1:Solid how deep your pockets are.
Speaker 4:I had it for a second. There you go.
Speaker 5:What are you doing, Mr Travers?
Speaker 2:I am having a couple of Tito's and just watching.
Speaker 4:TV. Are you a Montrealer? Is that next week Nice?
Speaker 1:Is that overflow from Texas Next week, or is that?
Speaker 4:next week, is that overflow from Texas? Next week, we expect a phone call from a bar with people in it. Next week, is that a gay bar?
Speaker 5:like last time, I could make that happen. Of course you're going to the Blue Oyster.
Speaker 4:If you video call us from a strip club style points the Cloudy Oyster. Oh, Ryder, you might have to go upstairs. He's going to be searching cloudy oyster on Google later. Yeah, if you guys want to come to me.
Speaker 5:I'll be sure to call in. I'm just staring at him 'd you say, ben, if you guys are on next sunday night, I'll be sure to call in. Um, we'll be on next sunday, yeah, hopefully the phone works, but we are the only podcast that'll call you back.
Speaker 2:No no, no, no that was fine.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:We do believe that. I'm just happy to see you guys up at the top five in a bunch of different categories.
Speaker 1:That's great, it's pretty wild, isn't it? Making noise, bro, making noise.
Speaker 5:Right, kevin's just making headaches. Oh, come on, come on.
Speaker 1:I take such abuse here, come on.
Speaker 4:Ben we getting any kind of following up in the Massachusetts area? You telling some people, like you know, we got people maybe listening to our podcast in the hospital or something Like what's up.
Speaker 2:I'm telling some of my friends to log on, but I don't know if they're doing it.
Speaker 5:Well, I think you should be following up, and now they're going to the park.
Speaker 4:Unsmart park.
Speaker 5:Unsmart park. Unsmart park. Are they smart? They don't sound smart.
Speaker 2:They're fucking smart kids man.
Speaker 5:You know, I know, I don't know, ben, I don't know. This sounds like the story from the gay bar, so what?
Speaker 4:are you going north of the border for next week? Again A little conference.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go see my mother-in-law, oh no wonder why you're at the bar. Nothing.
Speaker 5:Nothing Crickets, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always say do you know what the difference is between an in-law and an outlaw?
Speaker 5:no, tell us outlaws are wanted that's a good one cheers.
Speaker 4:You're no, matt Reif, but I like it.
Speaker 5:That was a tough one. That was a tough one right there. Outlaws wanted.
Speaker 4:Why are you going to make fun of our number one fan? You do too.
Speaker 5:You got Chicken Leg McGirt over here the Flying Flamingo coming from above.
Speaker 4:You make fun of our number one fan. This is the guy that's pushed us to the top five in these charts. Right, he's helped.
Speaker 5:From the sounds of it, he doesn't even know what the hell he's doing. He has no idea.
Speaker 4:He's not listening to us on Good Pod. He's not listening. You don't listen to us on Good Pod, do you?
Speaker 2:No, I've watched every fucking show on Facebook for the past. I don't know how many years the man is dedicated. I've called in.
Speaker 5:Very much so.
Speaker 4:We love you. I'm going to give you some show-used merch.
Speaker 5:We're going to send them Kevin's drawers.
Speaker 2:I've already got a cum-filled sock hanging on my garage. I don't need anything else. We're going to throw a side.
Speaker 5:Bro, that's the greatest merch ever.
Speaker 4:We're going to let Ryder spend some time with a size small. Take a deep show shirt.
Speaker 5:Yep, and then we're going to send that over to you. Zimmy zam zoom, like Kevin said about the dirt bikes room, that's it, you'll have it real quick.
Speaker 4:Straight up to the gullet. Did you say cutlet or gullet?
Speaker 5:Gullet, I think it's time for us to sign off.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's how you fuckers treat me. I just want a good you know like a good batch of french fries from Odd's house. You're never going to get it.
Speaker 4:Well, I'll tell you what. You certainly won't get a batch of fries out of the microwave.
Speaker 5:No Rye would you ever cook microwaves? Would you ever cook French fries in a microwave? No, okay.
Speaker 1:Why I got that coming home. What is that?
Speaker 5:Uh-oh Do you see exactly what it's a Jack Daniels fucking whiskey barrel.
Speaker 4:From where Is it full of Jack Daniels? No, it's not full of Jack.
Speaker 5:Daniels. Well then, who cares? What's the matter? A fucking decoration.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like I want to put it right there Instead of that thing.
Speaker 4:I'm just going to get drunk one night and play Donkey Kong. He's worrying about decorating the studio.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm always thinking about the studio man. Shut your mouth Shut your mouth, that's sweet, though right, that's nice so, ben, what else?
Speaker 4:what's going on? Tell us a story, tell us something, keep us engaged, otherwise pat wants to shut this shit down for tonight oh what do?
Speaker 2:I have for you. I'm trying to think, no, why do I hear him? I got nothing for you.
Speaker 5:I'm pretty busy, All right, Awesome. Well, who do you want to win in the Super Bowl? Is that coming home like?
Speaker 4:right now.
Speaker 2:I want Stan Fran all the way Amen.
Speaker 1:Amen, let's go. Niners, I like that, that's cool.
Speaker 2:I don't like the fact that they you know, if they win they're going to tie the Patriots For the amount of Super Bowl wins.
Speaker 1:But Fuck it, I fucking hate my own Well, and the Steelers?
Speaker 2:We do that.
Speaker 5:You got that wrong, just so you know, kevin, you were wrong, hey.
Speaker 4:So what do you think the Patriots are going to do in the draft there?
Speaker 2:With Gerard Mayo at the helm. That's a good question. I think they might go with some talent.
Speaker 4:They've got a lot of money Linebacker in the first round.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, no, I'm hoping wide out.
Speaker 5:Rye. Who do you think what pick they got? Look at Ryder's face. What do you think? What pick do the Patriots have?
Speaker 6:Patriots currently do not have a quarterback, so I would like what pick do they have this year? It was a third or a fourth.
Speaker 5:Oh, are they up that high?
Speaker 6:Yeah, I think they're going quarterback. Why wouldn't you go quarterback? I think they're going quarterback. Why wouldn't you go quarterback, mac Jones? It depends on, well, you know what, not for nothing.
Speaker 4:If two quarterbacks go first, you can't go wrong. Take a Marvin.
Speaker 2:Harrison Jr. Very true, I would agree with that 100 percent, matt, that's who I wanted.
Speaker 6:Marvin Harrison Jr is going to end up most likely going to the.
Speaker 1:Bears First, first overall. You think. Yeah, first overall, you think.
Speaker 6:Caleb Williams.
Speaker 5:He slid down the draft stock throughout the season listen, he does have his insights, more than I think we do he's got more time on his hands. So you think the Bears are going to go first pick. They're going to stay with Justin Fields and go with Marvin Harrison Jr.
Speaker 6:I think it's going to be Marvin Harrison Jr. And who was the second pick? Second was Redskins. Redskins get Caleb, or they get Jaden Daniel and go with Marvin Harrison Jr. I think it's going to be Marvin.
Speaker 5:Harrison.
Speaker 3:Jr and who was the second pick. Second was the Redskins.
Speaker 5:Redskins. Redskins get Caleb or they get Jaden Daniels. No, they take.
Speaker 1:Caleb Williams, because they hired what's his name. No, no, no. I hope they take. Jaden.
Speaker 6:Daniels.
Speaker 1:I hope they take. Jaden Daniels. No, that's why they've hired Kingsbury I Daniels man. He's a senior and that matters.
Speaker 4:Hey Ben, will you call in live on the night of the draft so we can watch Orbs cry after the commanders make the number two pick?
Speaker 5:Yeah, they take the first transgender player, wow.
Speaker 4:Caitlyn Williams is transitioning Wow.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 5:We're taking Caitlyn Jenner.
Speaker 4:Kick her. You know what would be awesome If the Redskins representative goes up to the podium and said we're doing this for orbs.
Speaker 1:I do it. Caitlyn Jenner, catch her. Wait, no, pitch her and catch her.
Speaker 4:Catch her and pitch her.
Speaker 5:Whatever you want, she's a utility player.
Speaker 2:A lack of utility player.
Speaker 4:And we're done with viewers. So, Ry, what's your switch hitter?
Speaker 5:So your prediction is Marvin Harrison Jr going first to the Bears.
Speaker 6:To be honest, I would rather see. I think Jaden Daniels has a higher ceiling than Caleb Williams.
Speaker 4:I agree, I don't like Caleb Williams at all.
Speaker 6:I think Caleb Williams has a higher ceiling, but he has a lower floor.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 6:I think Jaden Daniels. I want Jaden Daniels to go to the Giants.
Speaker 5:That's what I wanted too, but it's not going to happen Unless they trade up to two. Exactly Not unless they trade 75.
Speaker 1:See now, if that works out. They won't, the Redskins aren't going to trade with the Giants.
Speaker 5:They will not trade with them.
Speaker 1:I know because it's inter-conference, and it's inter-position too. You're trading up for the same guy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but then you get more drift value.
Speaker 1:It's not happening.
Speaker 5:No way, in shape or form, you're not getting Jane Daniels.
Speaker 1:I hope they do.
Speaker 5:You're going to get a bad pick. Watch.
Speaker 4:They're going to trade for Hugh Penix. I don't want fucking Caleb Williams.
Speaker 1:I don't want Derek May, I want fucking Jaden Daniels.
Speaker 6:I wouldn't be surprised if the Bears ended up trading out of the first pick.
Speaker 1:They should, they should, trade Well if they keep what's his name? They should trade out. So they can take Caleb Williams. No, Giants ain't taking Caleb.
Speaker 5:Williams, I know that.
Speaker 1:If they trade up bro.
Speaker 5:No, they won't, Because I know Jaden Daniels is higher on their list than Caleb was, because when the Giants went to the USC Notre Dame game and I think his stock value fell, after that, Listen.
Speaker 4:All I know is when the kid climbed up in the stands and cried on his mother's shoulder, that was the end. He played at LSU. That was the end.
Speaker 5:Caleb Williams did no I know You're talking about Jay Daniels. I wasn't talking about Jay Daniels.
Speaker 4:He clearly said Caleb Williams, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:I misunderstood man.
Speaker 3:Don't interrupt, if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking, you were a little out of water.
Speaker 6:Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2:The Giants are going to end up taking a wide receiver. The Pats are going to get Marvin Harrison Jr as a wide out. They're going to keep Bailey Zappi. They're going to build up their whole line.
Speaker 4:Did you just say they're going to compete with Bailey Zappi? Your fucking quarterback's name is Bailey Bailey fucking Zappi. Do you know what his? Name is Quarterback's name is Bailey. Bailey fucking Zappy. Let's hear what his name is. Bailey Zappy eats paste in the corner, back corner and fucking classroom.
Speaker 2:Listen, your fucking New York team would pick Uncle Rico.
Speaker 5:I'm not a fucking New York fan. I'll take Uncle Rico any day of the week bro.
Speaker 4:Quite honestly, if Uncle Rico went out west and paid for the Raiders, I'd be on board. I don't know if you noticed, but Uncle Rico, beat the Flying Flamingo at a throwing contest.
Speaker 5:Eat space, billy Zappy eats space.
Speaker 2:Billy Zappy doesn't live in a fucking van.
Speaker 5:That's because he's got the smart pot.
Speaker 2:I can see the jets going In the first round we pick Uncle Rico.
Speaker 5:Yay.
Speaker 4:We vote for Pedro, though. Well, that's your boy, Mick. He's rooting for something. He needs something to root for that poor guy.
Speaker 1:The Jets are picking a linebacker at OSU. That's who they're picking, like I don't know who that is, you can look it up, but that's who they're picking. I don't know who that is, you can look it up, but that's who they're picking, but that's the pick. Yeah, because the Jets just fuck it up all the time.
Speaker 4:What number pick do they have? Aaron Rodgers is coming back, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Seventh he's coming back. Well, don't you have to?
Speaker 2:be here first to come back.
Speaker 1:What was he here for? Like six snaps.
Speaker 4:I believe we did a show that night?
Speaker 1:Can you call that a comeback if you've had six snaps?
Speaker 5:Oh, we were doing a show. We were doing a show that night. Yeah, when he blew his ACL, his Achilles, I remember that. Four snaps, four snap, aaron. What do you think is going to happen with Rodgers? What do you mean? Like it's going to come back and I think they no one's talking here. I was Dude. You're stomping all over everybody talking dude. God Jesus, I think they're going to. Was I looking at you when I was asking the question? Let's go, come on, clean this shit out. Put him in the bathroom.
Speaker 2:Ben, let's go Straighten it up. Bob, I want some water over here.
Speaker 1:This shit's disorderly. Wow, wow, really.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right, hey message received.
Speaker 1:Bro Message received let's go.
Speaker 4:Fucking soul. Pay is ready to go now. Yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, alright, so let's back to the question. What was the question I was asking you? Anyways, I'm so dead, so out. So let's back to the question.
Speaker 2:What was the question?
Speaker 5:I was asking you anyways, I'm so out of it. Oh no, about Aaron Rodgers. Oh so, okay. So if Aaron Rodgers he's coming back next year as Jets quarterback, how do you think the Jets are going to do?
Speaker 6:Well, I think when the Jets got Aaron Rodgers, I didn't really like. I thought they were going to go like 10 and 7. I don't think.
Speaker 5:I don't know, because I think if he played in their wide receiver Garrett Wilson, I think he would have been phenomenal this year.
Speaker 4:I mean, he wasn't terrible.
Speaker 5:He was over 1,000. With the garbage they had thrown at the ball. Kevin, what do you think?
Speaker 4:Now if they've got a legit quarterback, audible, on the line throwing some passes, getting Breeze Hall the ball Like a fucking 12-year-old. So what do you think, kevin? He's not going to say, he's not going to speak. No, His feelings are hurt again. You hurt his pride. You hurt his pride.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure I'm allowed to.
Speaker 4:That's why I asked you. He asked you directly. He did ask you a direct question.
Speaker 1:So we're talking Go ahead.
Speaker 5:Go ahead Telegraphed.
Speaker 1:No, why? Because no, shut up, bitch, man, great, so great, shut up can't even take a drink of a scotch.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, you good, all right, all right. So how do you think the, do you think they're going to?
Speaker 6:have a good year this year.
Speaker 4:Not Kevin.
Speaker 6:I think they'll have a better. I think they'll have a good year. I think they'll be. I don't think they're going to be better. I think they're going to be the third best team in the division. How many?
Speaker 3:Third best team in the division I think the Bills are better Shut up bitch.
Speaker 5:I fucking love it. That's probably the best sound on the board right now Absolutely.
Speaker 2:He's finally on point with something I have a question to ask you guys.
Speaker 4:Sure Ben, what's up buddy?
Speaker 2:Who the hell is Deadpool sitting in the corner?
Speaker 5:over there, that's my son. Deadpool.
Speaker 2:He looks like Deadpool.
Speaker 4:Good thing you didn't see the elephant.
Speaker 5:he tried to come in here with no he's just wearing his hood and his winter hat. He doesn't want to show his face.
Speaker 2:I will say his insight is pretty good, though I'll give him credit.
Speaker 5:He does know his stuff. He does study up on his numbers and whatnot. He does have a lot more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff.
Speaker 2:I interrupted what.
Speaker 4:I didn't interrupt. You Just more knowledge than I do when it comes to some football stuff. I interrupted what I didn't interrupt. Turn the volume right off.
Speaker 5:Okay, anywho, where was I now?
Speaker 6:As I was saying, I think the Bills and the Dolphins are better, and then there's the sorry-ass Patriots and I think it's going to go Bills, dolphins Shut up bitch, oh my God, no one's safe, no one's safe.
Speaker 5:It wasn't towards you I swear to. God, I love you. You want to come see what.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh, who's he talking to? He was looking at me when he pressed the button.
Speaker 5:I'm talking to my son.
Speaker 4:Are you letting him watch the Take it Deep show? You should.
Speaker 3:As Kevin's been blocking me the whole fucking episode, which I love.
Speaker 4:There we go.
Speaker 1:Very good.
Speaker 4:Do you let your son watch the Take it Deep show with you?
Speaker 2:Usually he's in bed.
Speaker 5:But when we do watch it, we watch it in the smart park.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:He doesn't watch it in the smart park, but after I park the car he'll watch it Shut up bitch shut up it never gets old.
Speaker 5:No, it's not I mean I can. I wish I had that on repeat. Anytime kevin spoke, it was like automatic when they recognize his voice not for nothing.
Speaker 4:Can you send that to my phone, because I just want to walk around with that all day.
Speaker 5:That's it, beautiful. I love you, kevin. He's just looking at his wooden casket that's coming to the fucking house. He's so angry right now, can't wait to decorate this. We're still waiting for you to say something.
Speaker 1:I wasn't sure I was allowed, you know, but there were parameters I had. Uh, whatever, okay, just wait, shut up. Yeah, yeah, just waiting for that, just waiting for that man, you know, can't wait for it, even when you know it's coming can't wait for next show. Gonna be awesome, shut up. You guys need some dishes. So you know, maybe a splat mat, splat mat. What the hell is a splat mat, splat mat?
Speaker 5:I don't know what the hell's a splat mat.
Speaker 2:Anyway, alright.
Speaker 5:I think it's time for us to call it quits tonight.
Speaker 4:Yeah, ben Ben, we love you. Thank you for calling in.
Speaker 5:I want to thank Ryder for joining us on that.
Speaker 2:You guys are the best, thank you, thanks, benny. Nice job at Trivia Run and Jeopardy.
Speaker 5:Fucking making this one not even made to the final Jeopardy, which is great yeah.
Speaker 4:Negative Shut up bitch Sweet, sweet, sweet yeah.
Speaker 1:Hope you all get food poisoning.
Speaker 2:All right yeah.
Speaker 4:I only put that chicken in for 45 minutes.
Speaker 1:You know, maybe a herpy or two, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:That shit don't go away. Why would you wish that on him? That's terrible. Well, he was pointing. He was in that direction. It looked like you were talking. I think you were saying it straight to him, we made no eye contact.
Speaker 1:When I said herpes, we made no eye contact. It was, I said herpes we made no eye contact.
Speaker 5:It was me, you and you, I wasn't making contact with you. Who says I don't have them already? I mean Christ.
Speaker 4:I mean, if I made it this far, God bless me. We have a good immune system. It's true. It's true. What do you think? We've been to some of the dirty places I've been. You got some immunity to this lot of shit.
Speaker 5:That was like that was perfect.
Speaker 1:That was like absolutely perfect, right that?
Speaker 2:was the fucking best mistake ever. Well done.
Speaker 5:Alright, that was fucking great dude, alright.
Speaker 2:I mean Fuck you.
Speaker 5:That's what you get, Kev. Fuck you too, benny, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 4:Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this episode of the.
Speaker 5:Take a Deep Shell.
Speaker 4:Going up to the top three next week here we go.
Speaker 1:What's wrong, kev? Nothing, man, mom, park your car in Harvard Yard bitches.
Speaker 2:Hey, Henry, Nice, nice.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's hung up, so he's not there anymore. Everything's fucking great man. Everything's fucking great man. Everything's fucking great bro. No complaints about nothing, oh man.
Speaker 4:It's going to be so hard to leave tonight.
Speaker 1:Now, you just can't leave.
Speaker 5:Don't do that shit again. You're not locking us in here. Kevin will get a little crazy. As long as we got the three of us, we can figure something out, he'll lock us in.
Speaker 1:Like, don't be mistaken, I let you out.
Speaker 5:Thank you for joining us. Episode 92 of the Take a Deep Show Take it deep bitches. Take it deep bitches.