The charm of podcasts lies in their ability to intertwine the spontaneous with the profound, and the latest episode of our show is no exception. The episode begins with the delightful chaos of a Sunday brunch at the Thunderson Estate. Imagine a morning where espresso martinis flow freely, and the echoes of the previous night's escapades linger in the air. This candid snapshot of our hosts' routine sets the stage for a series of events that anyone with a penchant for humor and a bit of empathy for tech-related misadventures will appreciate..
Technical glitches, email mishaps, and the question of whether Gmail itself might have a sense of humor become the source of many laughs. The hosts' chemistry is evident as they banter, reminisce, and even tease a colleague about his brunch readiness—or lack thereof. These are the unscripted moments that give podcasts their unique flavor, offering listeners a chance to be that proverbial fly on the wall.
As the episode progresses, it delves into the unruly banter of a night that seems straight out of a sitcom. The topics are as varied as they are hilarious—from bar misadventures, including a misunderstanding about a glory hole, to the intricacies of bathroom stall etiquette. It's a reminder of how life's most ordinary moments can be the source of extraordinary humor.
But what truly sets this episode apart is its shift from the lighthearted to the soul-stirring. Christopher James, a guest with a story as melodic as his music, shares his journey. From touring with the Wu-Tang Clan to the deeply personal ballad "Dear Dad," his experiences are a testament to the transformative power of music. His narrative of facing his father's past and finding solace in his art is a compelling interlude that balances the episode's comedic tones. Supporting local music talent is also a significant theme, and the hosts take a moment to reflect on the what-ifs of local legends. They ponder the pathways to success and the nuances of talent going unnoticed. The episode then transitions to sharing a snippet of the song "Love Your Life," further solidifying the message that music, with all its emotional beats, is a vital part of our existence.
To wrap up, the episode revisits the morning shenanigans, but this time with an anticipation of the future—looking forward to a trip to Montana and discussing the show's rankings. It's a clever way to close the loop on an episode that meanders through various topics but never loses sight of its essence: to entertain, to inspire, and to connect.<br><br>For podcast aficionados and those new to the medium, this episode is a must-listen. It captures the spirit of spontaneous conversation while offering a glimpse into the hearts of its hosts and guests. Tune in, laugh, and maybe, just like the hosts, find inspiration in the melodies and stories that define our lives.
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The charm of podcasts lies in their ability to intertwine the spontaneous with the profound, and the latest episode of our show is no exception. The episode begins with the delightful chaos of a Sunday brunch at the Thunderson Estate. Imagine a morning where espresso martinis flow freely, and the echoes of the previous night's escapades linger in the air. This candid snapshot of our hosts' routine sets the stage for a series of events that anyone with a penchant for humor and a bit of empathy for tech-related misadventures will appreciate..
Technical glitches, email mishaps, and the question of whether Gmail itself might have a sense of humor become the source of many laughs. The hosts' chemistry is evident as they banter, reminisce, and even tease a colleague about his brunch readiness—or lack thereof. These are the unscripted moments that give podcasts their unique flavor, offering listeners a chance to be that proverbial fly on the wall.
As the episode progresses, it delves into the unruly banter of a night that seems straight out of a sitcom. The topics are as varied as they are hilarious—from bar misadventures, including a misunderstanding about a glory hole, to the intricacies of bathroom stall etiquette. It's a reminder of how life's most ordinary moments can be the source of extraordinary humor.
But what truly sets this episode apart is its shift from the lighthearted to the soul-stirring. Christopher James, a guest with a story as melodic as his music, shares his journey. From touring with the Wu-Tang Clan to the deeply personal ballad "Dear Dad," his experiences are a testament to the transformative power of music. His narrative of facing his father's past and finding solace in his art is a compelling interlude that balances the episode's comedic tones. Supporting local music talent is also a significant theme, and the hosts take a moment to reflect on the what-ifs of local legends. They ponder the pathways to success and the nuances of talent going unnoticed. The episode then transitions to sharing a snippet of the song "Love Your Life," further solidifying the message that music, with all its emotional beats, is a vital part of our existence.
To wrap up, the episode revisits the morning shenanigans, but this time with an anticipation of the future—looking forward to a trip to Montana and discussing the show's rankings. It's a clever way to close the loop on an episode that meanders through various topics but never loses sight of its essence: to entertain, to inspire, and to connect.<br><br>For podcast aficionados and those new to the medium, this episode is a must-listen. It captures the spirit of spontaneous conversation while offering a glimpse into the hearts of its hosts and guests. Tune in, laugh, and maybe, just like the hosts, find inspiration in the melodies and stories that define our lives.
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Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:Not bad, it's all right.
Speaker 4:It's not bad yeah.
Speaker 1:If you guys want to know what it's like to drink at 830 in the morning at the Thunderson Estate, I can let you know because I was in bed by quarter to one I hammered. Ben is already on. He's dying to broadcast from Montreal today, Like I don't know. Oh, we quarter to one.
Speaker 2:Hammered Ben is already on. He's dying to broadcast from Montreal today.
Speaker 4:Oh, we got to send him a link. We do. I don't know if he can handle brunch, do?
Speaker 2:we still have his email. Yeah, I don't know if he can handle brunch.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think after today his test he failed for brunch? I don't think he can handle brunch bro, I can fucking handle anything.
Speaker 1:Kevin, I am sorry, I had like seven fucking espresso martinis and my stomach is killing me.
Speaker 2:Let's take him to brunch. Let's have him drink eight fucking Bloody Marys, yes, and we'll pour him into the parking lot and just leave him there. Why don't we make him drink Bellinis? That sounds so gay. You have to prove yourself by drinking 18 Bellinis at brunch.
Speaker 4:Isn't this what you?
Speaker 1:used to drink.
Speaker 4:I never drank Bellinis. I've had a sip of one.
Speaker 2:Kevin used to have a taste for Bellinis, but he's moved on. It's not bougie enough.
Speaker 1:Alright, ben, slow it down. Can we figure out what we did for the week so far Before we get you on the show? You savage, ben.
Speaker 2:Very selfish. Keep a look out to the email. We'll send you the StreamYard link.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll send it out to you in a little while. What's his email again? You said we had it. It's somewhere saved. Oh God, I got to go into the Gmail and shit.
Speaker 2:Well, you gotta go into Gmail and send a fucking thing anyway.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I have to.
Speaker 2:Uh yeah, how else are you gonna send it what's Gmail? Oh, Ben's all angry now.
Speaker 4:Is that like email, Just a different letter Like what do we got what?
Speaker 1:Are you being serious right now? A?
Speaker 4:little.
Speaker 1:Why Did you just ask what's Gmail?
Speaker 4:It's the same thing as email, right? I'm guessing that's a yeah, and I should know better than to say anything. So, yeah, let's move on. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Good show. You just made Ben's pussy hurt. Could you please send him the link to StreamYard. I'm sending it to him right now.
Speaker 4:That's a good show. Good show, we're going to wrap this up. Way to open up the show, kev. What are we closing with? Oh my God.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 4:I just sent the link out to you Ben.
Speaker 1:All right, what's? This internet thing, all right, anywho, fucking, fucking watch.
Speaker 2:Gmail. The fact that you just asked watch Gmail is absurd. That's all you had to know. That's all you have to know about this show. Watch Gmail, oh my.
Speaker 1:What can we do with you to make this show better?
Speaker 4:I don't know. I feel like I don't know. I'm feeling attacked.
Speaker 2:No, you leave fucking Flexio off the fucking bracket.
Speaker 4:We talked about that. That's not. I didn't leave it off.
Speaker 2:You left fucking. Flex Seal was not in the bracket. It was not in the bracket. You left it off. I don't care how. I don't care why it wasn't on there. You probably sent it through Gmail. What's that? Oh my God, are you watching for Ben to accept it? Yeah, I'm waiting for him to get into it. Come on, ben, fucking, accept it already. God, I mean, fucking, rub your fucking hurt pussy lips and accept the fucking thing.
Speaker 1:I mean come on Ben.
Speaker 2:Probably should have said pussy lips on live there who cares?
Speaker 1:It's like saying pussy cunt.
Speaker 4:No true.
Speaker 1:I'm just waiting for him to say something, so anyway so we got drunk.
Speaker 4:Today. Things still don't look good for Patty Flea.
Speaker 2:Is that what it says again? It still says that. Yeah, man.
Speaker 4:It does Like man. I hope shit's going to change soon.
Speaker 3:When is that even?
Speaker 1:I'm telling you right now, dude oh shit Sorry. Every fucking show, dude, every show, I can't. This is where shit gets out of control, completely out of control. The fact that you always forget that is amazing to me.
Speaker 2:I would say send all episodes a message in Gmail, but I don't know if you'll get it All right to me.
Speaker 1:I would say, send all episodes a message in Gmail, but I don't know if you'll get it Alright. So 8.30, the Thunderson estate awoke.
Speaker 2:A AM AM 8.30 AM Awoke three alcoholic people.
Speaker 1:So Mr and Mrs Thunderson were drinking as well as I was, and we were drinking coffee, espresso, fucking martinis. That just sounds like a great way to start today.
Speaker 2:Shaking up, Shaking not stirred Pretty much a white.
Speaker 4:Russian with a little bit of coffee in it.
Speaker 1:Okay, so I had about six or seven of those and then my stomach starts fucking just hurting, really hurting, and God forbid. You say your stomach hurts and you want to take a nap in this household.
Speaker 2:you are crucified. There was no naps to be had. Was there Vilified?
Speaker 1:Oh, there he is. Oh, it says fuck you is his name Nice, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 4:It looks like he's in the same place.
Speaker 2:We'll get him on here, so we can ask him.
Speaker 4:Oh, there's noise in the background.
Speaker 1:How come you don't see him? I see him. We don't see him on the feed. Do you have to?
Speaker 4:share. Can you hear us there? There we go there, he is.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, that's my name.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Are you at another gay?
Speaker 1:bar. Oh, that's mean, that is mean Ben, it's just hurtful.
Speaker 2:How we doing our number one fan. Yeah, we're doing well. I had a shot of Jameson I'm working on a beer and I got another shot.
Speaker 3:I'm in soon.
Speaker 4:Nice, where are you?
Speaker 2:I am just south of Montreal. Why are we in Montreal? Is this business or pleasure again?
Speaker 3:It's either mother or mom.
Speaker 1:So it's neither, so it's neither.
Speaker 4:So it's neither.
Speaker 3:What's going on?
Speaker 1:Have you spoken to the waitresses yet and told them that you were going to be on a famous podcast in the United States?
Speaker 3:I did.
Speaker 1:I'm going to call. I'm going to call what?
Speaker 4:Trying to see what his shirt says.
Speaker 2:Are you in the same bar as you were last year? Why do I feel like he's trying to show us his nipples? Are we going to the Blue Oyster? Okay?
Speaker 3:Thanks, that was a long way to go for that one this is the second stop.
Speaker 1:This is an enthralling interview so far.
Speaker 2:Why are you so angry? You look so angry, hey.
Speaker 4:You look a little mad there, Ben.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, I'm on the podcast. Come on, you know.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, Whitey. Where's your hat?
Speaker 4:Show us your boobs. Come on, look at Lou. He's like rubbing his leg. You're very nervous.
Speaker 1:What's going on. Yeah, something's up. Man you at Louie, he's like rubbing his leg. You're very nervous. What's?
Speaker 4:going on. Yeah, something's up, man, you look very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:It's hot in there. Are we about to have a heart attack? Live on the show. Take your shirt off.
Speaker 2:Let's do this, let's get fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:No way. Do me a favor, take your shirt off. Do the truffle shuffle. The truffle shuffle and then see if you can get anybody to come on the show. Why, dude, you gotta sacrifice for the team.
Speaker 2:Ben, you gotta tell people you're on live with the top five podcast.
Speaker 4:The man's demanding.
Speaker 2:We're number two. Now we are number two. Yeah, good pods, good pods, good pods.
Speaker 4:Number two, you know, if he wants to be in studio for the 100th episode. We need some action right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you look so angry. What's?
Speaker 3:the problem. Oh, hobbs, that's bullshit yeah.
Speaker 1:Look at him. He's very You're about as sensitive as Hobbs is today.
Speaker 2:Fucking guy. I think he's going to throw a beer on the phone.
Speaker 1:Seriously, Heavy flow day for you too, Ben.
Speaker 3:No, yep.
Speaker 2:Did you have to have brunch with the in-laws this morning? Is this residual? You're trying to get away now. Relax. I've been with my mother-in-law for seven hours. Oh sweet Jesus.
Speaker 1:So you should be doing shot after shot right now with us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck the second shot. Where's the fourth shot? Where?
Speaker 1:are the strippers I'm waiting for them, not the male ones we're talking. I love you, ben, come on. You wanted to be on the show. Where's? The excitement in your eyes.
Speaker 4:Can we get a panorama of the area?
Speaker 2:What's going on in the establishment?
Speaker 1:Take the camera to the bathroom. Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's see what we got going on in the Alright Okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 4:That's a big old TV.
Speaker 2:Well, there's more people there than there was last year. Yeah, it's as promising as it was last year they got TV in Canada.
Speaker 4:huh Nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they do. Go stand by the woman's bathroom and ask them if they're going number one or number two and see what happens Nice nice, you have co-ed bathrooms. What Even better? Go stand by the restrooms and ask them if they stand up while they pee. You are the TID show boots on the ground in Montreal.
Speaker 4:You got to go standing or sitting instead of number one or number two.
Speaker 1:Oh, Ben, this would be perfect for our new marketing thing. So he can have a shirt called booted B-O-O. You know what I'm talking about? T-i-d. I couldn't spell it. Oh, did we?
Speaker 4:lose him. What happened? I couldn't spell it oh did we lose him?
Speaker 1:What happened?
Speaker 4:Hey, fuck you. What happened?
Speaker 1:What is going on, dude You're killing the show. I don't know oh no Technical difficulties.
Speaker 2:please stand by. Quick, quick, send him a gmail. Kevin, go get a stamp okay, okay, yeah whoo.
Speaker 1:All right, we're gonna take him off for a little bit yeah, we'll digest that.
Speaker 4:There's a bit of a delay there. Yeah, and we're All right, we're going to take him off for a little bit. Yeah, we'll digest that. There was a bit of a delay there.
Speaker 1:I feel yeah, and we're still yeah. I'm still waiting for him to come up on the video and he's not.
Speaker 2:Nope, we definitely had a technical difficulty With him. Yes, that's not on us?
Speaker 1:That's not on us. Yes, this time, ben, if you're out there, we love you. Reclick the link and let's have a better interview. I'm just going to throw it out there.
Speaker 4:Line up a guest maybe.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to ban them from the studio.
Speaker 3:I can ban them from the studio no no.
Speaker 4:You can't do that to Ben, let's kick them.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, no. You sure no All right All no. No, you're sure.
Speaker 4:No, all right All right, uh-oh, don't break stuff.
Speaker 1:No, I know, but the background noise was killing me, so you've got to reduce the background noise the next time.
Speaker 4:He calls in yeah next time he calls in. Yeah, it was kind of overwhelming, right, yeah a little bit.
Speaker 2:Well, yes, it was the hustle and bustle of six people in a bar in.
Speaker 1:Montreal Right Right, it was so busy there.
Speaker 2:I mean not for nothing. I've been to Montreal. I was in Toronto, I think.
Speaker 3:I was in.
Speaker 2:Montreal. Generally, the bar is a little more lively.
Speaker 1:Wherever he's going, he's choosing the most boring city.
Speaker 4:I feel like every time I've been in Canada At a bar, it's been like what is that showing? Usually there's like a boob involved.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 4:The lights aren't so bright.
Speaker 1:He's back, ladies and gentlemen there he is. All right, how are we looking? I'm just trying to figure out how I can switch the camera. What do you mean? Switch the camera? You creep To your. You creep to your shoe camera. Oh, you got a cock cam, all right the upskirt cam.
Speaker 4:Let's go all right you want to take a walk to the bathroom hold on, don't be afraid, sacrifice one for the team.
Speaker 1:my friend, Love it.
Speaker 4:You got to stand out there and wait and ask people if they're standing or sitting, and then you can let them in like a bouncer.
Speaker 1:Ask for a tip. Just a tip, just a tip. It's a big-ass bathroom, oh that's fancy.
Speaker 2:Women that looks like women's in handy Quack Women.
Speaker 1:Men, what the fuck.
Speaker 4:So everyone goes in the same door, but then you have different stalls and then you pick urinal or stall, right, we've lost all people who are watching us.
Speaker 2:But then you have like different stalls and then you pick urinal or stall, right, we've lost all people who are watching this.
Speaker 1:This has turned out to Absolutely. This might destroy the show for good.
Speaker 2:The TID show has finally gotten into the bathroom.
Speaker 1:This interview that we've taken into the stalls.
Speaker 4:Did we just jump the shark?
Speaker 1:Hey, you fucking guys want me to do this. No, we just want you to be like a real creep.
Speaker 4:Like wait outside the door and ask people on their way out. How was their experience?
Speaker 2:Don't stick the phone like under the stall and talk to somebody. I'm sorry. Do you need toilet paper? You guys want to talk?
Speaker 1:to the TID show Underneath the stall. I'm sorry, do you need toilet paper? You guys want to talk to the TID show Underneath?
Speaker 2:the stall Pretend to be the attendant for about 20 minutes.
Speaker 4:Turn the sink on for them. You know like.
Speaker 2:If they got the wind-blowing hand dryer thing, start it up for them.
Speaker 1:The royal penis is clean. Sire, I can't believe you're doing this.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I will give you $1,000 if you find some broad sitting on a urinal.
Speaker 1:Scott, there's a lot of fuckery going on right now and it's dealing with Ben going into a fucking, Going into a bathroom where women and men are both allowed in at the same time In Montreal.
Speaker 4:Just hang out, wait for someone to go into a stall and then go knock on the door.
Speaker 1:I was in the door from the stall Because they're pigs.
Speaker 2:Are they pigs? How's everything going in there? If you see the bathroom attendant.
Speaker 1:I got to show you something.
Speaker 2:We should have got him like a silver star, like a Marshall Star. Oh, that guy's looking for a glory hole. Hey, what is that guy?
Speaker 4:or girl. What is that? Don't assume gender, bro.
Speaker 1:I don't know If I say glory hole, say them. Can you ask them to change their socks?
Speaker 2:I don't know, do you see that guy? I don't want to know what he's doing in there.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, sir.
Speaker 3:Can I change your socks? I'm going to go back to the bar.
Speaker 2:That guy was eating wings. I don't know what's happening. I don't want to know what's happening here. Oh, this is crazy. I'll do it again, but I don't want to.
Speaker 4:I'll do it again.
Speaker 2:We're going to get you arrested before you leave there, pal. The TID show has no official affiliation.
Speaker 1:We are not affiliated with the. Oh, he's, back, he's back he's back. We're not affiliated with the creeper up in Montreal.
Speaker 2:With the upskirt cam.
Speaker 1:Sir, what is that duct taping camera doing on your shoe?
Speaker 2:Dude, you left your beer on the bar. They totally fucking roofied that. Yeah, something happened scott.
Speaker 1:Scott wants to know what does a deaf gynecologist do? Oh, dude, I'm trying to reduce this background noise with him yeah, it's loud behind you. Huh, for like nobody there um, how come you don't have like airpods, you don't have airpods again?
Speaker 2:Well, we told them to take the airpods out Last time.
Speaker 1:Did we yeah why?
Speaker 2:Because we couldn't hear anything else that was going on in the background.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, these fucking things pick up everything. Can hardly hear him, it's probably. It's probably because it's like His cheek is suffocating the Airpod.
Speaker 2:Ben not for nothing, but there was a lot of talk of fake titties last night. Can we go back to that place?
Speaker 1:I'm trying, I need to put this camera around it. I don't know how.
Speaker 4:Can we get a bartender name? Wait a minute.
Speaker 1:Time out. It sounds like we have an older version of Kevin up in Montreal. It does not use technology.
Speaker 2:Ben, do you know what?
Speaker 4:Gmail is.
Speaker 3:That hurts boys.
Speaker 2:That hurts, all right, just.
Speaker 1:So you don't know how to turn your camera around. It should be if you click the screen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could do that, scott. Dad joke's no good, dad joke's no good he reads lips that's great.
Speaker 1:I like that, I like that. There it is.
Speaker 2:All right, so Ben, how long are you in Montreal?
Speaker 4:I'm leaving tomorrow morning Nice. He seems really happy about that. I'm leaving tomorrow morning. He seems really happy about that.
Speaker 1:I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2:You're so angry, like do you want to do like six shots and drink six beers and get back on with us Like what's the problem? I like happy Ben.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm still waiting.
Speaker 1:Waiting for what? Like the guy to put a toilet paper underneath the stall. So you know the code.
Speaker 3:I think it's in my spot to do so.
Speaker 1:You want his toilet paper to be underneath his sneaker when he puts it underneath the side of the stall. Is that what you're?
Speaker 3:saying no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:Poor guy Ben I love you. Is that what you're saying? No, no, just trying to. Poor guy Ben, I love you.
Speaker 2:He's so angry at us right now.
Speaker 1:Look at him Now he's flipping it.
Speaker 2:He's like fuck, I'm going to hang out with my mother-in-law. Fuck these guys.
Speaker 4:Oh, talk to the thumb.
Speaker 1:What is he doing? I don't know. He's doing something illegal Whoa. What is he doing? I don't know. He's doing something illegal, whoa. What is he trying to do? What?
Speaker 2:are you doing, dude? Maybe his mother-in-law has the vibrating panties on and he's doing the circle on the phone.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:There you go, breaking the internet. I'm going straight down.
Speaker 1:I can't believe he said that Maybe he's got the app to do circular motions.
Speaker 4:You know why? Because he was like baby bottled the bourbon earlier.
Speaker 3:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, matty, I'm sleep deprived, I'm getting drunk.
Speaker 1:I cannot wait to take that whole sound bite out and put that in as the clip. The vibrating panties.
Speaker 4:In a circular motion.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, dude, I have not left that fucking hard you going clockwise or counterclockwise.
Speaker 2:Well, you start one way and you come back. Then you get the.
Speaker 1:ABC's Ben. Can you see what he's doing right now? Dude, you're picking up all sounds, thank god, like it's almost louder than us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, you're picking up.
Speaker 4:All sounds, thank God, like it's almost louder than us.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what the fuck is going on, ben? I don't know. Some guy thought you were funny. I'm not the one who said vibrating panties, my friend. Okay, it wasn't me and I wasn't diddling thumbs like Matty was on an app.
Speaker 2:Perhaps I was a little out of order.
Speaker 1:DJ diddles over here with his thumbs. All right, well, okay, so this is enthralling. I need one of you guys on an iPhone to tell me how to switch the camera on. It should do it right at the bottom of the screen. It has like an arrow.
Speaker 2:Arrows in circle. It's tough to hear him a little bit too, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh my God, what is?
Speaker 2:he. I love how the color's changing, though I mean come on.
Speaker 1:Look at him.
Speaker 2:Killing us. He's like I'm trying to show you titties and I can't figure it out.
Speaker 3:Nice, great another bald guy in the back with a beard Awesome figure it out.
Speaker 4:Nice Great. Another bald guy in the back with a beard Awesome, sweet.
Speaker 2:I can't wait. I usually get a text midweek from Mick because he's downloaded the latest episode. He listens. I can't wait till he hears this one.
Speaker 4:It seems like there were like 10 bald guys with beards in the background.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God Bourbon, bourbon's nice.
Speaker 2:Don't you have an agenda to go over or something?
Speaker 1:I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.
Speaker 4:Honestly, I don't think we were talking about anything quite yet.
Speaker 1:No, I mean anything. We got pretty much bamboozled with the enthralling interview of Ben Travers up in Montreal we got on the highway to Albuquerque 10 minutes ago. Yeah, right and then something about your mother-in-law, and then vibrating panties in a circle, something, about a circle.
Speaker 4:I wish I had a jackhammer noise and vibrating panties In a circle, something about a circle.
Speaker 1:I wish I had it looking like a jackhammer noise.
Speaker 2:No, that's not right.
Speaker 4:Let the boy watch.
Speaker 3:Come on, we're broadcasting live.
Speaker 1:This is all for you.
Speaker 3:Shut up, bitch, come on, we're broadcasting live. This is all for you.
Speaker 4:Shut up, bitch. Great timing bro.
Speaker 3:That was awesome.
Speaker 4:Can we get?
Speaker 2:a name. He's about three seconds away from being done with us. Let the boy watch. Are you still going to come in studio for the 100th show? Let the boy watch, I don't know. After the mother-in-law con.
Speaker 4:That was it, that was the line.
Speaker 2:That was the line, seriously.
Speaker 1:Seriously. Have you seen the lines that have been crossed in this studio?
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's be honest. Well, I know about some Fucking heaven.
Speaker 1:So we were thinking of how we're going to All right Now. What do we want? Anybody who's watching us right now. What should we do for the 100th episode?
Speaker 4:It seems like a milestone.
Speaker 1:It is a huge milestone. It's a huge milestone.
Speaker 2:We definitely should not have been in Montreal.
Speaker 1:Definitely not. I'm glad we chose not to go there.
Speaker 4:So when, like calendar date, like when is this probably going to happen?
Speaker 1:All right. So you're looking at, we're doing what. 93 now, so another seven weeks.
Speaker 2:All right, so that's April-ish.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Could possibly be warm enough to play outside.
Speaker 2:How are we going to move this outside? Here we go. We did that. We played that game once. Is there some?
Speaker 1:contest you want to lose again.
Speaker 4:No no. I was just saying more of like an open air outdoor fun.
Speaker 2:Definitely not throwing a football.
Speaker 1:Barbecue? Yeah, but it's very difficult Maybe a 40-yard dash.
Speaker 4:I don't know what. I'm not even running.
Speaker 1:You can bet me to run I will not run because I know I'm not running. I'm kidding, I'm giving 110% effort sitting down Fuck what was I going to? Say Do you want to record outside? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4:Well, no, I'm just talking like a pre-show sort of event.
Speaker 2:We do a little Facebook Live from the outside or something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:Because the one episode we recorded outside that was tough.
Speaker 4:I feel like there should be some sort of party involved and then a show to follow, do we?
Speaker 1:clean up out here and put some like I could use the sofa and shit, and we can sit out there and do a show. A little green room action, not even green room. We'll get the sofa. Put the sofa out.
Speaker 4:Put that out. I mean yeah, sure. I mean like, depending on the weather, I would think yeah something like we could have an indoor-outdoor option.
Speaker 2:Ben, will you come sit on the sofa with us?
Speaker 1:Sure, wow, I am so excited for you, right, I am Ben. I am so excited for you, right, I am Ben. I do things monotone, he's a man of many words.
Speaker 4:Sure.
Speaker 3:I will come to your podcast.
Speaker 1:I'm not a smart man.
Speaker 4:Johnny, I think I'll go running.
Speaker 1:I bet if you asked a waitress she'll know how to turn the camera thing around. Ask her if she can turn it around and take a picture of your dick.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, she needs one of those telescopes Telescopic lens, electron microscope.
Speaker 4:Wow.
Speaker 3:It's fucking cold up here. It's like a scared turtle.
Speaker 1:Is it that cold? That's why.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like how cold we talking Like really really cold, like minus, like 17.
Speaker 3:That's all right, yeah, it's.
Speaker 4:Canada, though you know it's okay. You kind of expect that shit In Canada, right?
Speaker 1:You're very pouty today. Fuck you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude it's not like you went to the Bahamas and it's 17. You went to Canada, dude. Yeah, like you gotta know that shit's gonna be 17.
Speaker 2:I mean you should be dressed Like Chevy Chase and spies like us.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, fuck you Um. Why are you so upset?
Speaker 4:Yeah, like seriously man Like what's going on hey, fuck you.
Speaker 2:It's a World Series of Dice. Fuck you, hey, fuck you. Where are you from there? He is, there's the Ben I know.
Speaker 1:Are people watching you? Why don't you go? There's a group of people behind you right now. Do you see that group of people?
Speaker 2:Just go sit at their table.
Speaker 4:Do you see the guy that looks like you? There's like four behind you, it seems like. Anyway, Look at him. There's like nine guys bald with beers behind him.
Speaker 2:That's like camouflage Right.
Speaker 1:You go over there right now. You take one of their appetizers, you eat it and you're like, hey, you guys want to be on the Take a Deep show. Stop being a pussy, ben, god damn it. So what Cause you're a creep. That's wrong.
Speaker 3:No, he's not.
Speaker 2:I love you. How do you not know?
Speaker 1:how to use the camera.
Speaker 2:It's amazing Because every time I try to press a button with a camera on it, it jumps off, dude, go and walk into the kitchen and just be like, hey, everybody, you know, like just I'm here with the health department from the United States. I want to see how you guys keep your kitchen the Take a Deep Show is doing surveys.
Speaker 1:We're just wondering how the food is up there. Ben's going to put his balls in the marinara real quick Walk into the kitchen and go.
Speaker 2:I want sirloin tips now, Seriously.
Speaker 4:Why are my balls baking, marinara? Ask the bartender if you can make a drink for somebody on air. How about that?
Speaker 2:What is that noise? I can't hear, ben, but it sounds like someone's making something shake and not stirred.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why are you so close? Look how close he is to his face.
Speaker 4:Right, it's like whoa.
Speaker 3:I don't know what I'm doing, whoa.
Speaker 4:Whoa, yeah, we don't either.
Speaker 2:I think what we should do is we should bed in Kevin on a road trip with their electronics.
Speaker 4:That'll be fucking awesome. I'd go on a road trip with Ben.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you would yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty easy going. I'd do it. It'd be a lot of fun. Where are we?
Speaker 2:going. Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 4:Gonna need more alcohol.
Speaker 1:Where are you going? I'm getting more alcohol. Okay, you're going to Montana.
Speaker 4:You're going to Montana Green.
Speaker 1:Canyon maybe when are?
Speaker 3:you doing that I don't know.
Speaker 2:Oh, you want to go to Montana, or you're going to Montana.
Speaker 4:There you go. Oh, what we got there. What was that, jameson? Oh, you want to go to Montana, or you're going to Montana. Who is it? Who is it? It's not me, who is it? It's not me there? Who?
Speaker 2:is it?
Speaker 4:It's not me. Who is it? It's not me. There's no way. It's me. I think it's Ben's phone. Yeah, there's no way. It's me, it's fucking Matt.
Speaker 2:Can I put the?
Speaker 4:other earphone in. It was Matt.
Speaker 1:It was not, matt, no.
Speaker 4:I think it's from Ben Dude. It wasn't me, man, it just fucking happened, it might have been me no. It was definitely Matt. It might have been, it was definitely Matt.
Speaker 1:No, because Ben has his fucking AirPods in so it's definitely one of you two fucknuts.
Speaker 4:Dude, it wasn't me, because I fucking did it when it happened before.
Speaker 2:Yours is still on it. Perhaps could have been mine.
Speaker 4:The volume's off. Jesus, it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1:It's not me.
Speaker 4:Volume's off.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 4:Fook you Totally off man, totally off See.
Speaker 2:I would go live when did you get the name Fook you From the Marcy Projects, bitch.
Speaker 3:Hold on a minute, all right.
Speaker 1:All right, fuck you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we'll wait. We're just going to wait right here. We'll just go this way, yeah.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 4:What just happened there? Did they put your phone on a pitcher of beer? What just happened? Ben talk, put your phone on a pitcher of beer. What just happened? Ben talk to us, he's so angry. Hello. Oh my God, Does he only have one ear pod? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but he doesn't know how to use it. See, I would do a Facebook Live from one of the gentleman's places that I go to out of town, but it would get me in a lot of trouble, Scott.
Speaker 1:No, we do have every mic plugged into its own channel. I think it was actually Ben's, yeah it's not us.
Speaker 4:It's definitely not us If I turn down Ben's Definitely not me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, take it easy, fucking engineer.
Speaker 1:Well, if each mic is plugged into its own channel.
Speaker 2:I mean, after 90 episodes you would think we would have figured that out. We have figured it out.
Speaker 4:I know, we just don't know where the noise comes from. It's not here, it's not there.
Speaker 2:Listen as long as we hear all the noise, and we're already ahead of the game.
Speaker 1:Should we just lower Ben's thing? Ben, you can hear us right. What Can can hear us right? What Can you hear us?
Speaker 2:We're having all kinds of technical difficulty in Montreal.
Speaker 1:Oh, you can. Okay, I don't know if I can hear you.
Speaker 4:There's a delay. There's a delay.
Speaker 2:I think Montreal is taking a stand against Take a Deep Shot. Has it Is it Trudeau.
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, I just removed him. Oops, oh shit I just removed him.
Speaker 2:Oops, oh shit Bring him back.
Speaker 4:Hey, there he is. Hey, buddy, I mean, how do you get rid of him? I love Valtrex Looks good Love you buddy, love you buddy. Love you pal.
Speaker 2:Is that the Met trumpets, you know what Kevin? You don't hear those for another 30 days. I need your help.
Speaker 3:I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later I'm going to hurt some people. Which car are we going to take?
Speaker 1:Oh, what do we got? What's this, ben, oh. Oh, oh hey, you figured it out.
Speaker 4:Oh, what's going on.
Speaker 1:You finally figured out how to turn the camera. That little I don't even know.
Speaker 4:This is probably worse, though that swirly arrow, that little swirly arrow with the camera. That was turned around the camera.
Speaker 1:Oh, here we go. Hey, Fook you.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, Now we got some action. Oh yeah, we got some taps. Is he showing us taps because you played taps.
Speaker 2:That was me Start rolling some dice and see if Ashley Larry comes down.
Speaker 1:Is there anybody else I mean we might have to call it quits with you, Ben, because I don't know if we're really getting anything out of this.
Speaker 2:Do you pour your own shots there? I don't understand how this place works.
Speaker 4:Right, Like you're like, put your fucking thing on a coaster, you fucking animal God.
Speaker 2:Well, he's got his beer on a coaster. Come on, we've lost all our fucking beers, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:This is Watching this right now is like being tied up to Kevin's truck and being dragged down the driveway.
Speaker 1:As Gunner is face fucking you. Wow, that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2:Well, you said face fucking.
Speaker 1:And then we got a third viewer, ben. We got it ready to get bud. I'm sorry, we love you.
Speaker 4:There was too much of a delay.
Speaker 2:There was a problem there.
Speaker 1:You think it was the Montreal thing. Perhaps, the Montreal screw job, part two. Ben still thinks he's on the show right now. I wonder how much we can watch him.
Speaker 2:I mean that's bad. Listen, I agree, Scott. I was trying to get some boobs. I don't know what to tell you. Okay.
Speaker 1:God, that was 40 minutes of nonsense. Want to restart this.
Speaker 2:Are we 40 minutes Really? Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1:Jesus. Okay, so he hung up, there we go.
Speaker 4:Next time buddy, yeah, thanks for joining us, ben.
Speaker 2:Well, at least we know, ben's mother-in-law uses the vibrating panties.
Speaker 4:Boy didn't flinch when you mentioned those Not at all.
Speaker 2:I can't even say he got mad because he had the same scowl on his face from the beginning. Oh my dude.
Speaker 4:What was wrong with him? Dude? I lost it.
Speaker 1:The second, when you said circular motion. I was like, oh my God, Absolutely fucking lost it. I wish I can go back and listen to that. Oh, we will. Oh my God, bro, that was absolutely great. That's iconic right there of the TID show that's going to make the top 100.
Speaker 4:Speaking of 100,. What do you guys want to do for this?
Speaker 1:This is kind of a big thing. No, it is a huge thing for us because we're still here doing it Right.
Speaker 4:We seem to be gaining some steam lately.
Speaker 2:Good pods. Good pods loves us. What's our stats this week, Pat?
Speaker 1:I sent them to you guys. Let me double check.
Speaker 4:Can we get those up on?
Speaker 1:fancy screen. I actually can do that for you, Kevin.
Speaker 4:Is that Gmail? What do we got there? Good Gmail, that shit. What do you do there? Dude, if it's cut and paste, I could do it. I just learned that last week.
Speaker 2:What I'm fairly certain he would not be able to put off a cut and paste right now.
Speaker 4:Oh dude, ali showed me last week how to cut and paste. I'm totally fine with that.
Speaker 2:Like with a scissors and a paste stick.
Speaker 4:You got to hold that shit down. And then it asks you copy, yep, we got to right click. And then you go to where you want to go and you hold it down again and it says paste. And you're like yep. And then boom, it's done, sent from there to there, like that. It's amazing. What is he talking about? If anyone wants to call in the hotline, so we don't have to listen to this nonsense anymore.
Speaker 2:That'd be great.
Speaker 4:What is he talking about? Cutting and pasting, bro?
Speaker 2:Someone please call.
Speaker 4:Cut paste.
Speaker 1:Please call. Oh, here's our leaderboards. Here we go. I can share this. Oh, we're number nine, dude. We went from like 69 to number 19 in the top 100 comedy interviews monthly chart.
Speaker 4:Dude, that's like 50. In the top 100 comedy interviews, monthly chart.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's like 50.
Speaker 1:Until they see this Ben interview. Oh my God bro.
Speaker 4:Absolutely awful no it wasn't. I wouldn't say awful man.
Speaker 2:It's not Ben's fault.
Speaker 4:So there we go.
Speaker 1:So if you're looking at the oh, all right, you can see that, but I'm going to do it from the website. So right now we're at number one, number six in top 100. Indie politics monthly chart Hoo-yah, number seven in the top 100 indie comedy interviews, monthly chart Number seven Kaboom Nice and we're in wait. A minute Comedy interviews Indie improv. Number 19 in the top 100 comedy interviews. Monthly chart Number 10?. Oh dude we went from 19 to 7.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, look at that, Look at that Nice.
Speaker 1:Then we were number 10. Dude, we're in the top 10.
Speaker 4:And then it's so funny because we haven't interviewed anybody.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we interviewed Charlie Thompson.
Speaker 1:We're number 21 in the top 100.
Speaker 4:Improv. I'm just saying. There's no like Backup interview, by the way.
Speaker 2:Charlie, if you're watching this, your fucking Twitter Fucking takes suck and you're a real Fucking bitch, I gotta tell you. I said you You're kind of backtracking On a lot of shit. You said buddy Kenny Powers, I'm not a big fan right now.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Not a big fan right now, really. Yeah, I got to hold back. I've challenged him on a couple of things, so what happened?
Speaker 4:Yeah, like dude, halfway through that thing I looked at you.
Speaker 2:He's another one of these fucking guys, another fucking Demarat who's fucking. Oh, joe Biden's great, but fuck Trump, like dude, really, just fucking, just call it down the middle, like you said. Yeah, if you were so down the fucking middle, but no, this is everything you know. I just, I can't be bothered, just can't be bothered. Everything the Democrats do is right. Everything the Republicans do is wrong. That's the way it's always going to be. Oh, the Republicans shot down the bill to build the border wall.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cocksucker, because they wanted a fucking trillion. They wanted 61 million or whatever 61 billion to go to Ukraine. So how do you put that? That's what I'm saying. How do you?
Speaker 2:put that even into the, but that's what I'm saying. It's just another fucking typical fucking guy who wants to fucking spin bullshit. It's very disappointing. I had high hopes and now fuck that guy.
Speaker 1:Ben, you were kind of fake gold Like. I mean, you're like glitter gold. I don't know about solid gold, but glitter gold, yeah, I'll give you glitter gold.
Speaker 2:I would go as far as to say gold plated. You are gold plated Something, gold leaf.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just not good.
Speaker 2:Hey, that gold leaf is pretty good stuff, yeah, but then good, hey, that gold leaf is pretty good stuff, yeah, but then I mean-.
Speaker 1:Serves a purpose. Another thing, too you can go to our website. What's our website, pat? Wwwthetakeadeepshowcom. You can see that right in the banner right there at the bottom wwwthetakeadeepshowcom, Sign up, sign up. Here's the thing we haven't been asking people to do. Can you motherfuckers please subscribe to Spotify?
Speaker 4:Like, share. Subscribe to Like all that good stuff.
Speaker 1:Like I'm not listen, I'm going to come down on my fans, right now, you know, tell your friends. We do a lot of shit back here. We're trying to be well known and we're going to need you guys out there to carry us through.
Speaker 2:We need the numbers.
Speaker 1:We need people to see it, so share with your friends. Who cares if we're fucking impartial and we're funny? Yep, make it happen.
Speaker 2:We're funny, we're immature, we are, we are pretty fucking funny. Somewhat unacceptable. Most of the time.
Speaker 1:but Listen, you wouldn't be number seven on the improv list if you're not funny, that's true. That's out of 4.2 million bitches. Once again, go to our website, wwwthetakedeepshowcom. Sign up to our email subscribe. We'll send you guys fucking emails.
Speaker 2:Anytime there's releases, merch videos, whatever it is, it's all gonna come from our fucking website to you first, if you're streaming and downloading from Spotify or whatever platform you get your podcasts on share with your friends, share with your grandchildren.
Speaker 1:Who cares? Everybody's going to love us. Subscribe, share, write a review. Let's fucking see what we can do with this show.
Speaker 2:I wanna see a couple reviews where you say fuck those guys, I wanna see that shit. Yeah, we got a hundred coming in.
Speaker 1:Because you want to know why. Because we will fuck you Some way.
Speaker 4:Wow, whoa.
Speaker 1:Some way, somehow In a good way, in a good way.
Speaker 4:So we got a hundred episodes coming up. That was strong.
Speaker 1:You know what? We're going to be fucking some people.
Speaker 4:Fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good idea.
Speaker 1:That's not a good idea. Kevin's fucking bank story Not a good idea. We're fucking people.
Speaker 2:That's a good idea. Our first subscriber gets a pair of vibrating panties. And they weren't worn, autographed by number one fan Ben. The son-in-law. You're not fucking my mother-in-law, ben. Can you share a picture, perhaps before you say that we're going to get you?
Speaker 1:Anybody who signs up to our website, we're going to get you the first version, first release of the Son-in-Laws. Okay, and those are vibrating panties.
Speaker 4:Maybe a nice candid photo and it's got a photo of Ben on the front, a nice black and white Yep.
Speaker 2:Something classy, something classy, everybody's going to love it. It I mean not straight porn Like little boudoir.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like the French stuff.
Speaker 4:A little noir, pinot noir.
Speaker 1:That's great. So, once again, go to our website, follow us on Spotify, follow us on Apple Podcasts, google, amazon. We're on everything. Very simple, how you do this You're gonna subscribe, you're gonna share, you're gonna write a review you're gonna tell your fucking friends about it. You're all gonna be part of the fucking TID Nation that we're gonna start. We're gonna be a fucking household name A few years down the road. I don't care. Kevin, Baby boy, Remember we were talking about this earlier today.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm not baby boy, that's right, we said Matty's going to be baby boy.
Speaker 2:No, no, he's not. No, he's not.
Speaker 4:Hey baby boy, yes, you are no. Oh, you're going to like it.
Speaker 1:You're going to like what daddy does. Get over here, baby boy.
Speaker 4:Are we going to let the boy watch? Oh, we're going to take the hood off. Yeah, what?
Speaker 2:Consider this my official resignation from the TID show.
Speaker 4:Boy watch, You're going to take what off the hood.
Speaker 2:I think there's only one man with a hood at this table. We know who it is.
Speaker 4:Wow, don't show your fucking shit.
Speaker 2:You brought it up, you brought it up and here we go I didn't bring it up.
Speaker 4:I didn't bring it up either, but you alluded to it Whatever. You said it. Oh my God, Are we going to talk about actually something in?
Speaker 3:this episode. I love that sound bite.
Speaker 4:Why is it always at me? Like, come on man, like it's always at me.
Speaker 2:Hey, Ben, my mother-in-law is fucking dead. Her ashes are in my curio cabinet in my dining room.
Speaker 4:If you want it, take a shot. Wow, next to your dog's balls.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's exactly where they belong.
Speaker 1:I think what we were supposed to talk about 40 minutes ago just kind of hit me.
Speaker 2:My mother-in-law dog dog's balls, two cats.
Speaker 3:Huh.
Speaker 4:One cup.
Speaker 2:We can make it a thing. We can make it a thing, we can make it a thing.
Speaker 1:And dog poop. It's awful, absolutely awful.
Speaker 2:Ben's going to dry bang my mother-in-law's urn. It's fucking terrible. I can't believe he said that. Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4:He said what Whoa, whoa? That's the first time I've ever heard dry banging around.
Speaker 2:Well, welcome to TID Show Kev. I'll send you an email on Gmail. We'll get that out there, Don't?
Speaker 1:complain, Matt. No one's eager to bang your mail.
Speaker 4:What happened to F Mother-in-law, like there's E and G, what happened to F, bro?
Speaker 3:I love that.
Speaker 4:Can we start F mail? You know what? I love, can the TID show start F mail. What's F mail? I don't know Like, because it's not out there. Can we start F mail? Wow, like, fuck you mail. F mail, boom Idea. Copyright.
Speaker 1:You're never going to be able to Can Copyright.
Speaker 4:You're never going to be able to. Can you call copyright?
Speaker 1:No dude. First of all, everybody's going to be it's not like shotgun. No, everybody's going to be too sensitive Copyright. Too sensitive because it's called fuck you mail.
Speaker 4:But the F mail? Can we fucking domain that shit? What do you got to do, man, F mail.
Speaker 2:So instead of Gmail, we want to make yeah, dude.
Speaker 4:Do it.
Speaker 2:So do we have to make a search engine Like an Fmail search engine?
Speaker 1:No, I can get it on our. Was it Iono's?
Speaker 4:thing that we have for our website. Seriously, how is that not a thing already, fmail I?
Speaker 1:don't know. It's not a bad idea, it's fucking brilliant. I can create our email for free.
Speaker 4:Do you know what F-mail is? Like the fucking paperclip.
Speaker 2:Fucking brilliant, but no one's going to ever patent it. What?
Speaker 4:Pretty sure that paperclip's patent. How is it patented, dude? It's a fucking bent piece of metal, precisely. Yeah, I know that's kind of how they did it, but anyway, fuck it. Whatever man Like, fucking F-mail, make it happen.
Speaker 2:How come? I got a feeling we're going to be talking about this off-air quite a bit.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 4:There's a patent on fucking paperclips. Stop with the paperclips, go F-mail.
Speaker 2:F-mail. Oh, jump on your phone.
Speaker 1:Hey, Fook you.
Speaker 2:Go to the patent.
Speaker 1:F-mail F-mail.
Speaker 2:Go to the patent department and see if we can patent F-mail.
Speaker 4:And paperclips.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm an idea guy. Oh, so you don't do anything to follow up? Is what you're saying?
Speaker 4:No, that's the whole point of idea guy.
Speaker 2:See, ben's got it. He told us to have another drink. He knows where we're at with this. Come on, ben, idea guy. See ben's got it.
Speaker 4:He told all seven other drink he knows where we're at with this.
Speaker 1:Come on ben, come on. So, anyways, what we were supposed to talk about when we opened the show with the awful interview with ben and I will have another drink is so, when we got drunk today, kevin and I listened to some music today. Old buddy of mine who I used to manage, who was a rapper Right and listens to some of the stuff Kevin really liked a lot of his stuff, yeah Right.
Speaker 4:Dude, I liked everything.
Speaker 1:He had really good stuff, and that's what we opened with tonight Was that Mr Hendrix went from. His name was Chris Dahl, but his real name was Chris Maskey. Christopher James is the name we wanted to go with.
Speaker 3:What was his last?
Speaker 1:name Maskey, let me ask you Christopher James is better. Yeah, we were like, go with your birth name, because he was going with Cristal and I was like, eh, so we got him on tour with Wu-Tang and he decided not to do anything thereafter, and then we were listening, did.
Speaker 2:ODB turn him off?
Speaker 1:No, so it's been.
Speaker 2:I don't know Pat sidestepped that.
Speaker 1:There's more of a story there not at all all of his movies they loved they should.
Speaker 2:Honestly, it's fucking top notch. It's legitimate. So, out of the blue, we're up to five viewers play something, so this is where I'm going to go.
Speaker 1:I'm going to share it on YouTube. So, out of the blue, not for nothing, we're up to five viewers Play something, so this is where we go. All right, so I'm going to share it on YouTube. You guys are going to take a look at the video and I'm not sharing the screen anymore.
Speaker 2:Pay no attention to Pat Shorts.
Speaker 1:Shut up.
Speaker 4:Like honestly like, why is this guy not a dang man?
Speaker 2:If he wanted to do it, he could do it Like this is totally legit.
Speaker 1:So this is a video that we shot. It's called Dear Dad, and I mean there it is. Let me just share this.
Speaker 3:Hey Pop, I wrote this letter. You know there's no rabbit. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:This is going back like 12 years ago.
Speaker 4:Nice, it's on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like 12 years ago.
Speaker 1:Nice song yeah, yeah, yeah. So how this? Well, I'm just going to let me just give the background to this real quick.
Speaker 2:So let it play first.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to stop it real quick. So what happened was I ended up managing. Chris found out that his father committed suicide when he was five years old, never got to meet him, ran out on his mom blah, blah, blah. So he wanted to find where his dad was buried, and he knew the cemetery but didn't know exactly where he was. So I found his father's burial site and we decided to shoot a video that day. So that's where you get with this.
Speaker 3:She called cancer real bad. She used to bleed from the mouth and this shit is real hard to even read it out loud. So I be getting kinda deep what I be speaking about. It's real, dear dad. It's me trying to holler at you. I wrote this letter for you and I signed it at the bottom of the page To seal it. Yours with pain, your one and only son, christopher James. Dear dad. Dear dad, it's me trying to holler at. I wrote this letter for you and I signed it at the bottom of the page. Sincerely yours, would you please. Your one and only son, christopher James. Dear dad, second part of this letter.
Speaker 3:I'll apologize, cause I've been bashing your name in all kind of rhymes, all kind of lines. I used to shit on your name to get the pain out. I would've pitched on your grave. But when I look down and seen that the name Was the same as I had and you was my dad, my bad If I played you out. But you hurt me, believe me, you ain't love me. You was fucked me, you deserted me. See, even when I try and be nice, I can't, cause you get me so damn mad. I can't backtrack or rewind time, but I would, if I could, so you could see my mom and all the struggle that she had Just to raise me right, dedicated to life Every day and every night. It's real. I feel bad for ya, but I wrote this song.
Speaker 1:Oh, is that, mr Hendrix?
Speaker 2:No, no, play the update now.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, oh, the remix one yeah.
Speaker 2:So you sent me, dude, that you got a flavor for this Like that shit was fucking on point. Like should be top of the charts. Man, that's 13 years old. That's 13 years ago. That's 13 years ago. That shit would play today in a second Right.
Speaker 1:Now listen, so check this out. So he sent me a message the other day. We talk here and there Love the kid to death. Great His stories. I even said I remember saying when I met him his story was like the behind the scenes VH1 behind the scenes, like the music story behind the person.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He had like the perfect story. His mother died of mouth cancer.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude Like yeah, he ended up becoming an alcoholic.
Speaker 1:I met him, started managing him and within three months we're on tour with Wu-Tang Clan and D-Block Within three months. And then I don't know if everything got to him where he decided he didn't want to do it anymore, but he added the blue.
Speaker 4:He Dave Chappelle'd. Yeah pretty much. I don't blame him.
Speaker 2:That's actually a great fucking. I don't blame him.
Speaker 1:And here's the remake or re. Well, it's a big reality.
Speaker 4:Yeah, bro Fuck yeah, dude, that's how I can't run.
Speaker 1:This is the remake that he sent me.
Speaker 3:Fucking awesome man. Dear dad, I wrote this letter and I hope that it gets here, but I ain't had no address that I can send it to cause. You ain't alive, but I want you to hear it, so I transform these words of mine and the lyrics. First off, let me start out by saying hello. A lot of things changed since the last time that I wrote.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you're a ghost or if you're able to float or if I'm talking to myself while I be reading this note. Either way, I still need you to know that your only son survived like a leaf in the cold Knee, deep in the snow, all alone. It was me as I roamed and came back with a wife and two kids and a home. Guess I'll never have to go back to sleeping alone, but the damage was already done. Dad, you took a piece of my soul. Sometimes it's hard not to cry. Was you drunk? Was you high when you were ready to die? Why, dear dad, it's me. I'm trying to holla at you. I wrote this letter for you and I signed it at the bottom of the page. Sincerely yours and I'm still in pain your one and only son, christopher james.
Speaker 2:dear dad, it's me, I mean, yeah, fucking like I was it's, I still it's chills.
Speaker 4:It's like dude should be on a label somewhere Like let's get this guy Chris, chris, literally took.
Speaker 2:This stuff is not top of the charts compared to the bullshit garbage that's out there right now.
Speaker 4:Crap, yeah right I was a mumble rap, fucking shit.
Speaker 2:I had to go to this fucking, ridiculous fucking softball tournament two hours away yesterday and I'm listening to the radio in a car and I turn around to my wife. I was listening to the 80s station and I said you know, this fucking guy, the guys in the 80s, you don't get music like that anymore. People are writing personal stuff.
Speaker 1:That's what brings it back. Remember the one we had with the Duke Kinetics, the 845? Oh yeah, and if anybody's heard that, I'll play that. Right now You're not getting music like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, by the way, happy birthday Bubba.
Speaker 4:Joe Bubba, joe, happy birthday.
Speaker 2:Yes, Happy birthday brother. Way to rush that in there?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I saw it's Bubba Joe on this and I was like, oh, it's his birthday today, so I want to give a shout out.
Speaker 4:Is he watching?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't think so. No, I hope he's partying for his birthday. But no, we got you Joe.
Speaker 1:This is Chris. Chris, in this one we did with Kinetics, and Kinetics is the one who wrote.
Speaker 3:The hook to the song BOB. I love this song.
Speaker 1:I see them airplanes and the night skies. You know that song.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Kinetics on. This is the one who wrote that and this is like old school rap.
Speaker 4:And this is you own it right.
Speaker 3:Kinetics yeah.
Speaker 4:Dutchess Mall.
Speaker 3:Dutchess Mall 845. Get busy, let me see your hands. If you're really repping, check it out. Get you on a train Upstate New York when I lay my head to rest and yes, we blow plenty of tricks. But I miss my past Like a bear or sea Word. Now let me tell you about the birds. Upstate we got bitches Some real dimes did That'll leave. Come back and suck like Shadi. You could ride Hit or stay Broken, vest Only Like I did. You could ride kid or stay broken vexed. Only hundreds in your pockets and long cigarettes.
Speaker 3:Man, I get respect from what I did. Take a look y'all. Y'all ain't really make no hits Flat football. I took your back how I murdered a boombox and I swear back then I had me feelin' like Tupac. If you from upstate, Then you got a shoebox full of my tapes. You should play them like a jukebox.
Speaker 2:Come on. It's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude. So I mean always, I always look to Some way, somehow Like just support somebody and I mean If he's ever looking To get back into it, I would love man, like I would love it. It's my buddy, chris Maskey, like AKA Chris Style, aka Young, get it Done. It's weird to say. That was my favorite nickname With him. It's weird to say.
Speaker 4:Young get it done. Young get it done, like get back into it Like he should be into it he's in it?
Speaker 1:I know he's in it.
Speaker 4:Like with that man, like he's like there's something there.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to release the video on our fucking website and promote it, yeah, and see what it does Like dude, he's got it. Yeah, he was a fucking animal. Animal In the studio. Yeah, like he would Shit my buddy Aubrey would have, I don't know, four or five beats.
Speaker 2:Not this fucking guy. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:What's Gmail? He would probably have four or five beats for him right and he would show up. And just riff yeah four or five beats for him, right, and he would show up and just riff and within I don't know hour or two he would have songs for those five beats like this Like you got to. He had a talent that was beyond. Still has it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no doubt. I'm telling you right now, straight out, that music would hit so hard today because nobody does it anymore that old school, like that old school, new York vibe.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm talking about, especially with the 8451. That could be a fucking.
Speaker 4:You know what though?
Speaker 1:That could be a. What's the word? I'm looking for Shit. What's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 2:I don't know. He doesn't know what Gmail is. He has no idea what word you're looking for. What's the word?
Speaker 4:I'm looking for. I don't know. He doesn't know what Gmail is. He has no idea what word you're looking for. What's that Word? What happened to F?
Speaker 2:I'm sending you an F mail. You said F mail. We lost two viewers.
Speaker 1:No but it's. I wish he stuck with it. I still think, to this very fucking day he would end up being one of the best all time.
Speaker 2:If he wanted to do it, he could do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Honestly, man like he's in his 40s. I mean freaking 2 Chainz did it at 42.
Speaker 4:Like. That alone Doesn't matter your age, man, if you've got it, you've got it.
Speaker 1:Don't go away and I remember telling him I was like I didn't, I just wanted to get him in the right direction, where the right person would pick him up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then I would like it's real, like if it's real, it's real yeah, death row records would have been great for him no, no, no shook night would have had me killed off easily within like the first week.
Speaker 2:Well, on our podcast, we would have remembered you.
Speaker 1:I will remember you.
Speaker 2:Actually, there never would have been a podcast because we couldn't figure out how to use the broadcast.
Speaker 1:What's a Gmail? It's fucking amazing dude. But if you're looking out there to support your local star out there, I support him every day of the week. If I could man my buddy, chris Maskey, he was out of Cold Spring but I believe he's living in Wappingers now.
Speaker 4:Is that like where he goes as an artist?
Speaker 2:God bless you, dude. I love the music. I loved it I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1:That was a great part of my life was doing that with him for a couple years.
Speaker 4:Is there a different artist?
Speaker 1:name it's under Cristal. So if you go on to YouTube you just search Cristal, dear Dad. Cristal Judas.
Speaker 2:Because that was 13 years ago there was no Ace's Champagne.
Speaker 4:So I remember when we were doing Cristal liked the drink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, K-R-Y-S-T-Y-S-T-Y, Wow you put that all together by yourself. Huh, what's Gmail?
Speaker 4:I'm trying to let the viewers you know, come on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Pat, we have any construction paper and crayons.
Speaker 4:Is he eating paste?
Speaker 1:I was going to say is there paste? Who's got paste?
Speaker 2:It's cut and paste.
Speaker 4:It's so good. It's flour, sugar and water. It's so good.
Speaker 2:Stop putting the.
Speaker 1:Omer's glue on your hands. You know it'd be cool to start something back up with him where we raise some money for the kid and he fucking does it again and next thing you know he's the next big thing out there, which I thought would be fucking great.
Speaker 2:I mean, hey, listen, come on the show. What could it hurt?
Speaker 1:No, definitely won't. I'll get him on a lot. I'll message him after tonight.
Speaker 2:We'll turn Kevin's microphone down.
Speaker 4:Dude, he made a remix. Like he's got the juices going, man, like he wants to do something, man. He's released stuff, if he did that remix and sent it to you and be like hey, I want you to hear this.
Speaker 1:The second I heard it. I'm like this is phenomenal.
Speaker 4:This is phenomenal If he's taking steps like that. He wants and forget about it.
Speaker 1:Christopher, you've gotten your wish. I'm going to release that song. He wants what should be ahead of him. I'm going to download it. I'll download it and I'll put it with the TID logo and everything and I'll put a description into it of the. I can download the video on my phone and then I can release that.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, the TID show is into music production, let's go. Anybody out there that wants to All rights go to him, all fucking rights or whatever, but it's just to. Anybody out there that wants to. All rights go to him.
Speaker 1:All fucking rights or whatever, but it's just to get him out there and get him noticed and hopefully somebody fucking hears it.
Speaker 4:Dude, he's got talent man. That shit's top of the chart, sort of shit, man.
Speaker 2:Like sorry it is. That's not even a question.
Speaker 1:I've got to remember. There's other ones I have. Oh, it's on drive, that's where it's at.
Speaker 4:Is that like Gmail?
Speaker 1:I can't with him. I cannot anymore.
Speaker 2:We got G like E. All I'm saying is thank the Lord I wasn't available this morning to drink with you guys because I don't know what would be going on right now it's definitely nothing with him.
Speaker 4:Well, someone didn't get a nap.
Speaker 2:You know, someone got the nap. Oh, so Pat took a nap today. You put him to sleep. You gave him enough booze this morning that you put him to sleep is what you're saying.
Speaker 1:I wasn't allowed to go to sleep.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, you woke up and then you went back to sleep, is what you're saying?
Speaker 4:Usually that's another day.
Speaker 2:Yes, generally you don't go to sleep Till the evening.
Speaker 4:You know for people, but you know whatever.
Speaker 2:I mean 8 to 12. Take a quick nap ski, I guess.
Speaker 1:Oh, here it is. Oh, I found it. Here's another one from him. Let me this one's called Love your Life. This is actually a good one. Love your.
Speaker 3:Life La, la, la, yeah, ha, yeah 845.
Speaker 4:845.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Try to be positive in the negative-ass world dog.
Speaker 3:Dig it Yo. I done seen a rich man fall Cause he couldn't buy happiness. Right now there's a broke kid in the projects, probably laughing at shit Playing with his little cliques, still loving his life Nowadays they don't fight without a gun or a knife.
Speaker 2:That's why I tell these young kids, you should love your life. I don't like the beat on this one.
Speaker 1:It sounds.
Speaker 4:There's something where there's like a skipping.
Speaker 3:That's the way it's supposed to be right.
Speaker 2:I feel like there's a strobe light going and I'm going to stroke out in a minute.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, not just me right.
Speaker 3:I ain't really new shit. They say if the shoe fit, you should wear it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like that, like that.
Speaker 2:I like the lyrics. I don't like the beat.
Speaker 4:You gotta get rid of that thing in the background, you know. Thanks.
Speaker 1:Clive Davis.
Speaker 4:What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2:Fucking stroking out yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what that feels like I do Dude he sounds great, yeah, that beat's gotta go stroking out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, you know what that feels like I do. Dude, he sounds great, yeah that beat's got to go.
Speaker 1:We still got a bunch of stuff that's in the vault that we never fucking released.
Speaker 4:Dude, he should be out there.
Speaker 1:I know Honestly. Well, you got to figure he's got two kids now, so it's a little bit harder to go out. It's a different life we were out until 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning throwing out flyers. This is going back when I was like 32. God, I had so much fun when I was 32.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man.
Speaker 4:Remember 32.
Speaker 1:Kevin, you don't even know what Gmail is, bro.
Speaker 2:You were logging on to AOL to look on dating sites when you were 32.
Speaker 1:That was a good fucking sound effect right there. Did you hear that?
Speaker 4:No, not so much, but it was close, it was close.
Speaker 1:Right on your face.
Speaker 2:You know what I?
Speaker 1:don't know. What else do you want?
Speaker 2:to talk about. Hey, can we just get a quick shout out Super Bowl. Go, fuck yourself, kansas City. Oh, wow, okay, you fucking cocksuckers didn't get one holding call and you pricks held every fucking offensive play. Fuck you, fuck the refs, fuck Patrick Mahomes. I hope Travis Kelsey's fucking dick falls off. Fuck those guys. What about?
Speaker 4:Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2:She's not on the team.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Listen. If Travis Kelsey's dick falls off, she's implicated. It's enough there. Looks like no.
Speaker 1:Tay-Tay on the show for us.
Speaker 2:Fuck those guys. Thank you very much. This now concludes our sports segment of the day.
Speaker 1:Taylor, if you want to be a guest on the show, we'll have you in the short future.
Speaker 2:Oh, you dirty fucking pirate hooker no.
Speaker 1:She's a dirty fucking pirate hooker. We'll schedule it when Maddie's not on, wow.
Speaker 2:She come and do the little fucking satanic ritual and shit here in the studio. That's what you're looking for.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 2:That's what you're looking for.
Speaker 4:Whoa, are we going rabbit holes? Whoa.
Speaker 2:I mean, do the fucking Google search?
Speaker 4:Right Shots fired.
Speaker 2:I hope she fucking takes Travis with her. Hate that cocksucker. He's a gamer. Get rid of Travis Kelsey. Keep Jason Kelsey Like his brother.
Speaker 1:Brother good Travis, not so much Travis, not so much you bet.
Speaker 2:Is that it? Yeah, I'm done with sports. I was going to say that I wish the guys who were shooting during the parade would have aimed some shots at the team.
Speaker 1:We're not done with sports. Shout out to the Lord. Dude Jesus, what did?
Speaker 4:you just say Wow, wow, what did you just? Say you heard me. I think we should blur that out in conversation to not do anything about that on air.
Speaker 1:What? No, I wasn't even listening. Was it that bad?
Speaker 4:Eh, I don't know, maybe it's fucking horrible.
Speaker 2:It's fucking horrible what happened.
Speaker 4:Eh, you know.
Speaker 2:Eh you know when do, I do that.
Speaker 3:Eh, you know.
Speaker 2:It's fucking wing reishi rice in his fucking shoulders. Fine, Maybe fucking Andy Reid catches one in the fucking, you know one in the leg. He's got to fucking stop eating turkey Turkey legs for a fucking minute. Fat fuck.
Speaker 1:All right, there's going to be a shout out. We're going to give a shout out. We got to give a shout out.
Speaker 3:Shout out to these guys here comes Zibanejad for 20 to score. Oh, what a deal. Oh Goal.
Speaker 1:This is who we gotta give a shout-out to is the fucking New York Rangers right now. They were down 5-3 in the third. With 11 minutes to go, Come back, tied it up. Fuck the Isles Zibanejad with the fucking OT winner. Ot tie. No, he tied up the game. Who had the OT winner?
Speaker 4:I don't know who got the goal, I just remember the fucking nonsense.
Speaker 1:That was crazy. They came back, beat the Islanders at the outdoor arena. They were down.
Speaker 4:Over time. Net out of place, Net off the moorings Sliding away.
Speaker 1:And they win Nice.
Speaker 2:Good job Go.
Speaker 1:Rangers Moorings Go, fucking Rangers. They look like they're destined.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you, I haven't watched hockey. What is that? Seven, eight in a row. Now I haven't watched hockey in a long time. That was a fucking game.
Speaker 1:A lot of fun. That was so good. Shout out to our Rangers.
Speaker 2:If anybody's out there, Rangers, you guys want to come on the show give us a holler Anyone Crickets?
Speaker 4:I just heard crickets.
Speaker 1:Anyone. I wish I had a cricket. Let's get fucking Panarin on the show. I would love to get Panarin on the show, dude Tanami.
Speaker 2:Panarin, let's get him on. You can't even say his name. How's he going to come on the show? Sure, panarin.
Speaker 4:His name's Panarin, bro, panarin, yep, e-narin.
Speaker 1:Or Tammy Panarin, or Tammy Panarin oh.
Speaker 2:I thought you wanted his wife to come on the show. Wear the panties.
Speaker 1:Nobody's ever coming on our show again. Nobody's ever coming on our show again. Ever again, nobody will come on this show.
Speaker 2:Just because of that I got to buy a pair of those and anyone who comes on the show has to wear them, man or woman.
Speaker 1:I think that's where we end it right there, because there's too many vibrating panties going on. A lot of people's wives and mother-in-laws are wearing them.
Speaker 2:What are we at time-wise tonight?
Speaker 1:Time-wise. It's not too shabby, matthew. We're at 115. Get the fuck out of here, really yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:He was all surprised by it. I didn't think it was that long, no way.
Speaker 4:We were like 45 into bed.
Speaker 1:Did you Email?
Speaker 4:It's later than email because it's further down the alphabet.
Speaker 2:I guess we're wasting too much time with Ben in the bathroom.
Speaker 1:Oh, by the way, Ben, thanks for the worst interview of all time.
Speaker 4:Hey bro, you're all time man.
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