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The Take It Deep Show
Ep.96 Humor, Humanity, and Hard-Hitting Questions: Navigating Life’s Absurdities and Conspiracies
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Have you ever found yourself chuckling through discomfort, or pondering life's great mysteries in the midst of everyday absurdity? Strap in for a wild ride as we go from the intimacies of urology visits and surgery discussions, to the deep-dive into the reverberations of our choices that echo in eternity. Witness the debut of "Mr. Despacito" and join us in the banter that only a close-knit podcast team can provide, complete with on-air apologies and a whimsical presidential proposition that'll leave you grinning (or grimacing, depending on your political taste).
But it's not all jokes and japes; we wrestle with the darker side of news and conspiracy, shining a light on YouTube's iron fist of censorship and the tragic crime against Mahogany Jackson. Hear our raw take on the controversy that shakes our sense of justice and the need for transparency in media. And then, there's Andrew Tate's chilling narrative, rife with legal battles and claims of elite corruption. Our discussion plumbs the depths of these revelations and their far-reaching implications, inviting you to ponder where truth ends and speculation begins.
Finally, we toe the line between entertainment and enlightenment as we speculate on a Jake Paul and Mike Tyson boxing match, and debate the heat generated by LGBTQ clubs in schools. We navigate the complexities of these fiery discussions with the dexterity of a seasoned boxer, occasionally throwing a punchline to keep it light. And in a heartfelt twist, our on-air apology morphs into a lesson on taking responsibility for our words, wrapping up an episode that swings from laughter to somber reflection, and back again. Join us for this eclectic mix of humor, humanity, and the hard-hitting questions that keep us all searching for answers.
It's been a while since I could hold my head up high, and it's been a while Since I first saw you, and it's been a while Since I can stand.
Speaker 2On my own two feet again.
Speaker 1And it's been a while Since I could call you, and everything I can remember has fucked up. As it always seems, what we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 3What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 4Let's go, brandon. I forgot to get that one. Oh really, yeah, yeah, we'll get there. Let's go, Brandon, t-t-t-t. I forgot to get that one. Oh really, yeah, yeah, it'll get there.
Speaker 2It's been a while. It's a process, man.
Speaker 1It's like 24 hours with new stuff, you know.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just took a gulp of that Break down my gullet. You needed it.
Speaker 5Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2Patrick, you needed it. Buddy. Yeah, I took a gulp. It's been a hell of a half hour.
Speaker 4Not the first gulp, patrick. I just had a heavy flow of 30 minutes. I don't know if you guys just saw that, anybody else? Jesus Christ, I took a deep gulp. I'm so happy he's in studio with us today. It's just I can't help. That's why you see the title show is Mr Fucking Despacito.
Speaker 2His first on-camera appearance. Yeah, this is your first live. He's now revealed to the public right.
Speaker 6This is my first live Did.
Speaker 5I win yet.
Speaker 4I can't dude. I don't know if, as a friend of yours for many years, I don't know if I'd rather hang out with you with your regular voice or Mr Despacito.
Speaker 6I'll just have a split person. We'll do a little of both.
Speaker 4Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take it Deep Show episode. Who the Fuck Knows right now?
Speaker 5It's not 100.
Speaker 4Ninety eight, Seven eight.
Speaker 5I would say six again. It gives us four more before we get to 100.
Speaker 4I bet you guys are freaking out looking up at that TV screen. I see a nice clear picture. I'm waiting to see Max.
Speaker 2Hedrum.
Speaker 6I see the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 2We got to talk to finance, see if we can get a new TV out of this.
Speaker 4So we recently Our money man. We got to talk to a finance, so we we recently our our money man. So we have Maddie the money man no, unnamed investor.
Speaker 2And what Well, just say unnamed investor.
Speaker 4You know, or the money man. Can we just call him the money man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we have the money man. Man, we have the action man. Who's the idea man?
Speaker 2it's gotta be all yes, of course he is an idea man. I have good ideas sometimes yeah, no, it's it follow-through is questionable yeah, it depends.
Speaker 4So before we even get on your case, I do have to apologize. No, really For what? So we were listening to many of shows the past couple of days.
Speaker 5Recent shows In the past.
Speaker 4And we.
Speaker 5We listened to like 50 to 60, 60 to 70, 89 to 90.
Speaker 2Well, no real like run, just like random numbers. Yeah, like we were just listening to random shows. 57 could have been 64. Yeah, been 72, like there was just like random shows 100 of them. We absolutely abuse kevin, I mean it's like full-on attack, really, it's not an attack.
Speaker 4It's good for the show, though pretty it's like full on attack.
Speaker 2It's not an attack. It's good for the show, though it's pretty close Bitch.
Speaker 1Shut up, bitch. Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 4So I mean right now from the apology. We have a fresh slate so we can continue, but we do apologize for past behavior, treating you like the pussy cunt. That you are Okay and I called you a pussy cunt.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure if that one made Webster yet, but it's apparently. It's a new word. No, not at all. It's one of the new words, I believe. It's not at all.
Speaker 4I mean, come on, do you like, are you? You can't get upset over it. Nope, I don't. Oh see, you guys can't see this. It says here's Ben Travers obs for president.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think I do better than this guy. I don't know, I think you would too.
Speaker 5I don't know if I think you would too. I don't know if our president can be so thin skinned. Will you let my people in?
Speaker 4Yeah, we can talk about that Wait first off, ladies and gentlemen, if you do not know, All right, the gentleman sitting to my right is a legend of the show. How long did it take you to get from a boy Pioneer? Yeah, he's a pioneer.
Speaker 3Pioneer.
Speaker 4Definitely. I don't know if you guys remember it was episode 20-something Hot Dog and a Soda with Big Billy. Oh, hot Dog and a.
Speaker 6Soda.
Speaker 4One of the best all-time episodes.
Speaker 6I fucking miss this voice so much and I can't I miss this voice so much and I can't I miss this show. Guys, Look what I bring. Oh, he's got the fucking Look at this.
Speaker 4I got my shirt on. Did that get you straight through the border? No problem.
Speaker 6Si.
Speaker 2How'd you get the gear down there? You don't want to know.
Speaker 4Ladies and gentlemen, let me welcome Mr Despacito. I'm back. Do you know Elvis Crespo?
Speaker 5Hey Pat, why don't you read Ben's next post?
Speaker 2Right, like come on.
Speaker 4Jesus Christ, ben. We might have to delete that. It says obs for president Right. And the next comment is Well.
Speaker 2I mean, there's context missing there.
Speaker 4He's just a Nazi, chill out.
Speaker 1Damn. All right Political Pete's back for that one.
Speaker 6He's just a Nazi. Chill out, damn Political Pete's back for that one.
Speaker 2I even get it from the crowd, Pete, Like I don't know what it is. Maybe, like I just got that, look like the guy that walks into the room and you just want to punch in the face. I don't know, Maybe it's me.
Speaker 4Oh, is it a donkey punch? You do know about the donkey punch, it's down in mexico right, I just wanted to make sure by the dirty sanchez this is not gonna go well at all we're not even getting to the grease board today. No, we're going to get to the grease board, don't worry about it. So we have Mr Despacito with us.
Speaker 2Thank you for the warm felt apology. That was great.
Speaker 4No, hey, despacito, we want to thank our money man for our new microphones and new board.
Speaker 5That made all our other equipment obsolete.
Speaker 2If anyone wants to start a podcast. We've got some equipment for sale. You can't mix and match.
Speaker 4Yeah, so you'll see on the marketplace. If you guys see five or four microphones and I mean you might as well just start moving a boulder around. Jesus, this fucking kid's like stuck in a ball pit.
Speaker 2I can't fucking do anything right. It's like being married twice.
Speaker 6I didn't know. Mateo was the money man.
Speaker 1Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 6Can I get a hot dog and a soda after the show?
Speaker 2You know what hurts the most is is the joy in your face when you press that button. There's just a certain wrinkle in the eye.
Speaker 4It just can't be got by normal means. I'm not even going to lie about it Drugs can't even get that.
Speaker 2No, it's like a natural fucking happiness. That just disturbs me. Get out of my house, let me.
Speaker 4Take my he's sweating already. No, it's just like muffling the sound and it just sounded like I was going deaf. Um, what I? I don't. I maybe I do get a gleam in the eye, but you do when I look at it. I'm just looking at it, I'm just like he does. I'm gonna keep talking so I can press the button. Keep talking. Three, two.
Speaker 5I'm going to keep talking, so I can press the button Keep talking.
Speaker 4Three, two, one Shut up, bitch oh my God, we've got to get into some. That's cool, it's fine. Yeah, it's no problem, we'll get into some serious stuff.
Speaker 5Well, wait a second Before we get into serious stuff. I understood that there was a story.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, oh, here we go. A story. Oh yeah, oh, here we go. So we were pre-showing talking with Pete over here, Mr Despacito.
Speaker 6Oh, we're going to talk about Pete's balls.
Speaker 4Oh boy, Can you tell us what's going on with your sack?
Speaker 2Oh God, all right. Are we going to have like a car wash for you?
Speaker 1Like is this a bad story.
Urologist Visit and Surgery Discussion
Speaker 2T-I-E car wash. What's the end game here?
Speaker 4Yeah, he's definitely not losing the balls.
Speaker 6I was telling Pat. I went to the urologist and I have to have a surgery on my balls.
Speaker 2Does it have a name Like the surgery?
Speaker 6I can't think of it. You have to find the other one.
Speaker 2Dude, if you're having surgery on your balls, you at least know its name. Too long of a name, something.
Speaker 6I go there to tell the guy that I'm pissing all the time and my balls hurt. So he says to me I've been having this problem since I was in my 20s. So he says to me since you've been having this problem since I was in my 20s. So he says to me since you've been having this problem since you're in your 20s, you didn't have much of a prostate in your 20s. So I think it's just the cold weather is irritating your bladder.
Speaker 2I don't mean to cut you off. How old are you now? 46. Okay, so 20 something years.
Speaker 6Yeah, and he tells me it's the cold weather is making me pee a lot.
Speaker 4So you thought you were in your 20s.
Speaker 6No, I told him. I've been having the issue since I was in my 20s.
Speaker 4Oh, so did you go to the gas station and get a cold, and now you decide to go to the doctor?
Speaker 5Well, it got worse out of nowhere Did you go to the gas station and get some hand warmers.
Speaker 2Like, what does that? Mean Like what does out of nowhere look like.
Speaker 4I don't know what out of nowhere is. For 20 years Can we get an out of nowhere story?
Speaker 6Yeah, meaning I'm waking up three times a night to take a piss. Okay, okay.
Speaker 5And you're not drinking.
Speaker 6And I'm not drinking. Are you diabetic? And to make a long story short, actually 10 years ago I had another urologist tell me. She said stop drinking caffeine and only ejaculate once a week.
Speaker 4Why? Who is this doctor? I want to talk to her.
Speaker 5When.
Speaker 6I first met her. You know, the first thing she told me was they had to tell you to only ejaculate once a week.
Speaker 2Like what kind of form did you fill out?
Speaker 6I said she says to me listen, the first thing she says to me is don't worry, I have the smallest hands in the face.
Speaker 4Wait, can you? Okay, so you have your problem with your current doctor right now. Can you explain what happened when you had that interaction with him? What happened?
Speaker 5afterwards, you're leaving parts of the story out with the nurse.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, so I'm going, I go into the nurse and she's doing the ultrasound.
Speaker 5So she's got your cock in her hand.
Speaker 6Yeah, she's got this cold gel in my balls. She got it all. And she asked me what do I think of the doctor?
Speaker 5What'd she do with her?
Speaker 2other nine fingers. Oh wow, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex, or that one.
Speaker 4To make a long story short, he scheduled this surgery and I decided I'm not going to go forward with this doctor. He told me the cold letters. You didn't be like. You weren't like. I was wondering can you give me a prostate massage?
Speaker 6No, I did not pull the stiff.
Speaker 1Forecast is rain. Forecast is rain.
Speaker 6I should have pulled the stiff, though I didn't think of that. I mean, it's easy To make a long story short. I need a ball. I have a surgery on my balls and he's going to pull out my balls, put them on the table, cut off the growths and put them back in. All right, how big are these growths?
Speaker 2So you're getting like a haircut.
Speaker 6One's like the size of a large grape or a small strawberry, oh God. And the other one's like the size of a blueberry. How are you sitting there right now?
Speaker 4Because I don't cross my legs, Pat, Even if I'm not crossing my legs and I got a grape-sized.
Speaker 6You got a strawberry in your balls.
Speaker 2So are we talking like the bad word here, or no?
Speaker 6it's not cancer. Oh okay, it's all about the tolerance of the pain level.
Speaker 2So I can totally make like a gay total recall joke here. You can make whatever joke you want, okay, so you said it's that big. You feel like you have like three balls.
Speaker 6I knew I had one growth on one side, but when, I went for the ultrasound, I found I had one on the other one that I didn't know about. Okay, didn't know about.
Speaker 4Okay, was the growth as big as Maddie?
Speaker 6It's got T-Rex arms.
Speaker 5I can still reach my balls.
Speaker 2He could touch it, he just can't cup them. I just can't clap my hands together with my T-Rex arms, oh God.
Speaker 4So what's the diet you got to get that?
Speaker 6nipped off. So now I'm going to a new doctor. I had to wait seven weeks for this guy. Can you get?
Speaker 5that on film? Why don't you just take him and ask him to take a side down right now? You want to just come with me.
Speaker 2No, I don't want to watch it, you know? Yeah, you do Look at him.
Speaker 6Look at him. And to top it off, this Wednesday I'm going would be getting those a bitch.
Speaker 2Well, hey, well, you know, While you're up on the lift, get the undercarriage looked at right.
Speaker 4Yeah, the only thing is you got to make sure you're not waking up. Where your butthole is sore and you got Vaseline all over it and there's nobody around Changing the brakes. Might as well check the oil. True, yeah, I get that, you know, but if you wake up, maybe it's a little sore and you got a hot nurse.
Speaker 5You were there for the pegging show.
Speaker 2Yeah, Pegged, you're it Pegging.
Speaker 5Danielle.
Speaker 4That's a great episode. The fact that the guy broke that out on the second day. She left parts of that story out Totally. She pegged him. She definitely pegged him. I think she definitely pegged him.
Speaker 5She was afraid to say in that room because she knew the line was conformed to the line.
Speaker 4I took a nine-inch to him. Imagine that. How much for a nine-inch Kev. Good old Daniel, how much Kev.
Speaker 2We haven't talked about that.
Speaker 4Ten million to sucky. Suck for you.
Speaker 2Ten million man, I'll be fine.
Speaker 4What's.
Speaker 2Mr Despacito's number, mountains of Montana where nobody knows.
Speaker 4How many pesos for Mr Despacito?
Speaker 6Just a hot dog and a soda.
Speaker 4As long as you got a cool drink afterwards, you're good. Si, I'm good with that, I'm definitely fucking good with that. So to get back, so we don't make that right. Turn down Albuquerque. We received an email this week for a video we released in September. Oh yeah, on YouTube, I mean our stellar YouTube channel with six videos three, three, it was three.
Speaker 2There was four. There used to be four. One was taken. Yeah, one was taken down after months, yeah, being there being months of being there.
Speaker 4All right, let me. I want to read the email, because the the reasoning behind it is absolutely fucking insane. So it's the episode where we're talking about conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5Watch the camera.
Speaker 4Is he really leaving right?
Speaker 2now, I'll be right back.
Speaker 5I'll be right back, proceed with the email. Where is he going? I don't know, but we probably just gained three viewers.
Speaker 4Oh my God. So the email or the notice says hey, cocksucker.
Speaker 5It started out. Hey, cocksucker.
Speaker 4It said listen, cocksucker. I was like, whoa, you guys are coming off a little strong here, that's strong, all right. So it said YouTube removed your content. It says hi, the TID show. Our team has reviewed your content and unfortunately we think it violates. We think it violates our policy on harmful conspiracy theories. We've removed the following content from YouTube so we had. It was. I think it was episode 74. They put it as episode 75, confronting the controversies. Okay, so in in a market. It says time it occurred. You can see an example at 15 minutes and 49 seconds in your video. While this one example, they may be other instances. We know that this might be disappointing, but it's important to us at the YouTube that it's safe place for all. If content breaks our rules, we remove it. If you think we've made a mistake, you can appeal. Yada, yada, yada. All right. So we went back and listened to it.
Speaker 4It was an episode where I mentioned QAnon well, it's also mislabeled we took a minute to find it but also that in the QAnon I said I don't condone or whatever they do, but they've been right on a lot of stuff well, there it is.
Speaker 5You just got to start over again.
Speaker 2That was the time stamp.
Speaker 4Are they going to throw me off now?
Speaker 2That was the time stamp they gave us. We listened to that area of the podcast and that's what we came up with. Sounds like a conspiracy.
Speaker 4That's what it must have been, so I even checked the community guidelines Of YouTube. So what it says, alright.
Speaker 5I mean, I already see where we're going with this.
Speaker 4Well, part of the review said Something with inciting violence and I'm sitting there. I'm like when the fuck did I? When do we?
Speaker 2I feel like Trump right now, but we also looked at the 1549 remaining mark. What about it?
Speaker 5Was there a little violence in there there?
Speaker 2was.
Speaker 5Did we get?
Speaker 2angry there was. There was like the something to do with Canada, a bunch of dicks and like someone getting like but I like dicks, you know. Like could be, speak your mind, like it could be construed as some sort of you know like sexual violence sort of something. Because I said suck my dick. I'm just saying I'm trying, I'm trying to figure out how they came to their reasoning, not saying it's justified, yeah.
Speaker 5I'm just trying to figure out no reasoning whatsoever. Did you pull the sound bite over Because that would be apropos for this moment.
Speaker 4I wish I did, but we did listen to it and there was. There was it's a normal fucking show show. And this was posted in September. Yeah, why are you telling me now?
Speaker 5It is March.
Speaker 2Because you know why? Because we're Right on top of it, we're making noise.
Speaker 5We're moving up the charts.
Speaker 2We are.
Speaker 5People are noticing us. How many subscribers do we have on YouTube now? Two, six.
Speaker 2Awesome, we got 61 downloads today Today.
Speaker 5Yeah, six awesome. We got 61 downloads today. Today, yeah, we got. Yeah, how many of those were you?
Speaker 6maybe three, four did we win, you know and they could be like.
Speaker 2They could be just like repeat ones that I've heard before. That have already counted you know, so who knows?
YouTube Censorship and Disturbing News
Speaker 4so three or four, you know, definitely in a you know show where we, we, we push the you know freedom of speech and whatnot there. I don't think there's anything that was wrong with that clip. Whatsoever doesn't sound like it. It was like 30 to 45 seconds that they decided to, you know, remove, remove the video. It was just a mention of that letter, the fact that I said QAnon. So here's the deal YouTube, you can go fucking suck a dick, you can take it deep. You can take it deep A big, wobbly dick. There was nothing wrong in that video, whatsoever, whatsoever. And you decide to fucking pull the video, do? We don't even have fucking. We hardly have any subscribers, hardly any fucking views on the video it's been and you're gonna you're gonna pull that off all of a sudden and say that we're trying to incite violence.
Speaker 4Eat a dick, all right. Bottom line whoever runs fucking youtube, whoever, I don't fucking care. You are scumbags and shit.
Speaker 6Nobody messaged with the Take it Deep show.
Speaker 4That's right, mr Gisposito. You can take it deep, that's right, and we'll still put fucking videos.
Speaker 5We're fucking putting everything on.
Speaker 4I will still put videos up on that goddamn YouTube and hopefully we can show Peter's ball sack when he's getting that grape taken off. And the strawberry and the strawberry it's like a fruit salad. Yeah, what do you? Got A fucking banana split going on, baby corn.
Speaker 6It's bigger than a baby corn.
Speaker 4So YouTube, take a deep, take it deep.
Speaker 5Ben said he stood in the co-ed bathroom and said hi to people looking like a pedophile.
Speaker 4If we haven't been cancelled for that we're fine, that's great we love you for that Ben so yeah, so YouTube, if you're listening, you probably are now, hopefully you are whoever runs you fuck you, take it deep, take it deep. We'll continue to put out our our stuff.
Speaker 4I don't care suck it you're gonna take, you're gonna take us that you're gonna take that non-significant video off of youtube when there's much bigger, worse things going out there that you've never touched on your fucking channels, right? I bet my drunken, frozen french fry rant. There's much bigger, worse things going out there that you've never touched on your fucking channels, right?
Speaker 2I bet my drunken frozen french fry. Rant is more offensive than theirs.
Speaker 4Yeah, because you're questioning yourself as a father. It's true, seriously, you know, but fuck that, you know. And on to bigger and better things. Not, really, we're not going on to bigger and better things.
Speaker 5Now that we got that off our chest.
Speaker 4So there's this crazy article I read the other day with a girl who's 20 years old. She's a mother, her name is Mahogany Jackson. Was was Mahogany Jackson. Oh, this story is crazy, absolutely crazy, all right. So recently, eight people were charged in the rape and torture, kidnapping and killing of a 20 year old mom. What's even OK, they videoed this. They live streamed.
Speaker 5I want to know why I haven't heard more about where I don't know.
Speaker 4Where was this? This was the agenda Matt. Birmingham. All right, alabama, speaking of Alabama. Alabama Speaking of Alabama. Slammer, so terrible pun. Yeah, that was bad. This girl went normal night. She was going over to a friend's house, right, okay? So Mahogany Jackson. Last week in Birmingham, police arrested seven other suspects plus another one seven four men and three women leading up to Robinson's arrest. All have been charged with felony murder and all but one charge with sodomy sodomy and kidnapping.
Speaker 5Pete, you know what that is.
Speaker 4What you talking man? So it says. On the morning of Monday, february 26th, jackson's body was found shot in the head under a mattress at an illegal dump site dubbed Dead Man's Road. Just a day after she was reported missing that Sunday, her family received a chilling text from her I've been kidnapped. Send help, don't call Police. Believe that this was her last cry after a slew of horrific attacks, before she was killed by a gunshot to the back of the head.
Speaker 4According to the report, the 20-year-old mother believed she was going to hang out with a friend. Instead, when Jackson arrived 24-year-old Brandon Pope's at Brandon Pope's home, she was stripped naked, handcuffed, beaten spat on, gang raped at gunpoint. The eight suspects were supposedly carrying out a vendetta against her. I don't know. Listen, jesus Christ. I don't know what you need to do something that bad in order to get gang raped, kidnapped and sodomized. Are they all that on bail? No, it's Alabama, not New York. One suspect forced her to perform oral sex, threatening something would happen to her if it wasn't enjoyable. This is all videoed. They haven't. They're not releasing the video either.
Speaker 5Do we know the persuasion? Dude, that shit will get out somehow. Don't take this, the video either. Do we know the?
Speaker 2persuasion of these people. Dude, that shit will get out somehow.
Speaker 6Don't take this person, Mr Desposito, or any of them illegal. No.
Speaker 4I bet they're fucking. What was the word you were saying? Persuasion? What's the word persuasion mean? Jackson's family is taking her death and the nature of these crimes one day at a time, but at peace. All those involved have been caught and charged. So you have Ariana a woman, ariana Robinson, 23,. Felony murder first degree kidnapping Brandon Pope.
Speaker 2Sounds like white people.
Speaker 4Brandon Pope 24. Capital murder first degree sodomy. Capital murder first degree kidnapping.
Speaker 5And that's exactly why we're not hearing about it.
Speaker 4Francis Harris Doesn't fit the agenda, francis Harris 25. Capital murder first degree sodomy. Capital murder first degree kidnapping Jeremiah McDowell. 18.
Speaker 2Capital murder first degree sodomy.
Speaker 4Capital murder first degree kidnapping.
Speaker 2Was the victim of the same persuasion, yes, okay, tasia Lewis.
Speaker 4Tasia Lewis Tasia looks like Brittany fucking what's-her-name from who was over in Russia. Tasia Lewis, 25,. Felony murder, second degree assault, injury with a weapon.
Speaker 5Ben, that is fucking awful, by the way.
Speaker 4Jesus assault injury with a weapon. Ben, that is fucking awful, by the way, Jesus Ben.
Speaker 1Fucking Christ dude.
Speaker 5This is a bad guy. I think Ben's drinking today too.
Speaker 4I think Ben should be brought up in these charges. Wow, then you have Sinead McCall 23,. Felony murder first degree kidnapping, first degree. Sodomy Blair Green 25, felony murder. Giovanni Clapp All right, giovanni Clapp.
Speaker 6Male or female Female.
Speaker 4I don't know, pat, just remember Felony murder, first degree kidnapping, first degree sodomy, secondary assault with injury. Giovanni Looks like Bert from fucking.
Speaker 2Sesame Street. I think that's a. That's a chick that's pretending to be a guy.
Speaker 5Just remember there's no chicks with dicks, there's only guys with tits.
Speaker 4And lastly, police found that the suspects filmed portions of this heinous and disgusting attacks in a total of five circulated public videos that took place at two of the eight suspects residents. So they took her from residence to residence. Oh my God, Fuck is wrong what in the fuck man. I want to know what she did in order to for that to happen, these fucking if there was a vendetta against her.
Speaker 5These fucking animals should be strung up in stone she probably wore a trumpet.
Speaker 6What town was it?
Speaker 2yeah, it was in Birmingham, birmingham, alabama, oh my god, it's a sick world.
Speaker 4Well, I mean, according to a few people, we do live in a sick world, like fucking Ryan Garcia. Well, I mean the guys that's my cousin.
Speaker 2According to a few people, we do live in a sick world Like fucking Ryan Garcia. Well, I mean the guy's. That's my cousin, the guy's been in the news lately.
Speaker 4The famous boxer is your cousin Twice removed.
Speaker 6The world champion boxer. He's my brother from another mother.
Speaker 4How many mothers I lost count.
Speaker 2Well, usually he's one mother right.
Speaker 6No, I'm from Mexico.
Speaker 4I got to pull the sound pad up.
Speaker 6Oh God Okay.
Speaker 4That's a good one. Thank you for your laugh.
Speaker 5A couple of sound bites there, Patrick.
Speaker 4Yes, definitely, but have you guys seen what's going on with Ryan Garcia? I have. What do you guys think of that?
Speaker 5Pretty disturbing. Was that an Instagram video or was that YouTube?
Speaker 2I believe it was Well. I say what I say. Oh yeah, I got it, I got to say, yeah, I got two videos, but I guess it's on the Instagram and all other things you know.
Speaker 4OK, so here's the gist of it. Like I don't know what to believe. Is he having a psychotic break? That's what they want you to think, Did they Like?
Speaker 5Martin.
Speaker 4Lawrence, did he really see what he said? He saw.
Speaker 2Well, do we want to talk about what he said he saw and where he saw it? I'm going to. And what said place is called this is.
Speaker 4Yeah, listen, listen.
Speaker 5No, because we like to hold back here and take a deep show, Kevin.
Speaker 4Yeah, listen, listen. No, because we like to hold back here on a Take a Deep show. Kevin, yeah, kevin, no, I wasn't going to pull up the videos, you're not even orbs anymore.
Speaker 2Today you're Kevin. He's like what do I do?
Speaker 5What do I do? What Too high, too Just trying to Shut up bitch.
Speaker 2Oh my God, Just trying to figure out why the mic didn't sit down. Alright, let's.
Speaker 4We're gonna I'm gonna pull up the first video. We'll play that.
Speaker 2Okay, kevin, you guys get all those under the breath moments now.
Speaker 7They told me they're going to make an example on me Because I say Jesus so much. They're going to pit me on a cross and they're going to crucify me and the whole world and say, yep, this is what we do. This is what we do, so please help me out. I don't. I mean, if that's what's supposed to happen, let God's will be done, not mine. I'm okay with that and this is the truth. Have I lied about anything else? Nothing. So why would I lie about that? The people in black robes, bro, I conjured up. No, I don't even want to tell you. No, this is because this is deep. God asked me to do this. I'm going to just do it. I conjured up demons. I did.
Speaker 3All right. So many people are asking me what I think about the Ryan situation and I'll say this I actually like the young brother, but Ryan is in a lot of mixture, meaning he is with God, but he is also with the world the women, the getting drunk, the gambling that's the world. But he's also with the world the women, the getting drunk, the gambling that's the world.
Speaker 3But, he's also with the Lord. He thanks the Lord. He talks about God. That is, with God. Now, here's the problem with that when you are in a place of mixture, trying to uphold the kingdom of God while also dipping and diving into dark activities, sooner or later you are going to go through super spiritual warfare. Now, yes, many of the things that he has said is true as far as bohemian grove, as far as children, as far as all this demonic activity that he's talking about is definitely true. But you can also hear it in his voice as well that he is under demonic attack. So the best thing to do for him would be to pray for him right now, to pray for him to overcome the demonic attack that is on his life right now, because, although he may be saying a lot of truth, so you got that.
Andrew Tate's Bohemian Grove Revelation
Speaker 5That's him there you cut that right off at the end well cause I gotta go into this. So he called Andrew Tate and who exactly is Andrew Tate?
Speaker 2I think we all know who Andrew Tate is. I don't know who the fuck.
Speaker 5Andrew Tate. Well, I think we all know who Andrew Tate is. I don't know who the fuck Andrew Tate is. Really, are you serious? Yeah, oh my God.
Speaker 6He's Andrew Tate's cousin.
Speaker 2Is his worse than underscore?
Speaker 5You don't know who Andrew.
Speaker 4Tate is no. He's like a world famous kickboxer who got I mean he started a kickboxer.
Speaker 5That's all you had to say. No, no, no.
Speaker 4So what was the name of his academy?
Speaker 5Bloodsport.
Speaker 6No Millionaire's Club or something like that.
Speaker 4He had to be like just the G. You know, that's what he called it, the G. They locked him and his brother up in Romania. So when he started coming out about the government, hey bro. When he started coming out about the government and pretty much predicting what they were going to do, he was like this is going to happen next. I'm going to get arrested. I'm going to get brought up on these charges. They arrested him in Romania. He called it out.
Speaker 6Once you get to a certain status. He called out what was going to happen. It was like pedophile shit too right.
Speaker 4Yeah, they tried to say that it was. He was trafficking women, trafficking women in Romania, but he wasn't. So he's still in Romania, correct?
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 4He still has the charges pending, I guess, which is mind bogboggling. So, okay, and even Andrew Tate has been saying if you say this and whatnot, if you challenge this, is what's going to happen, this is what's going to happen. I don't want to say this because I'll end up getting killed. Blah, blah, blah, and nothing he's said has not come true. Okay, and he's pretty much getting blacklisted on everything, shadow banned on everything, and now that he's back on X, he's able to say and do whatever the fuck he wants. He's an alpha male.
Speaker 6Yeah, we'll just say that.
Speaker 5Oh, is that the fucking guy that?
Speaker 2he had a show.
Speaker 6He doesn't wear a shirt. He's got a tattoo on his chest.
Speaker 5He fucking tags himself as alpha male, right? No, no, something else. Then I saw someone recently do that.
Speaker 2Someone show a picture of this guy, move on.
Speaker 4He had a. Hola, andrew. So Ryan Garcia called Andrew Tate. This is about four minutes long. Now listen to what Andrew Tate says to him.
Speaker 8All right, talk to us.
Speaker 7Bro, I don't give a fuck. Bro. They held me down and they made me watch the little kids get raped. I don't give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 8Where.
Speaker 7Bro. They fucking took me to the fucking woods, bro, and they fucking tied. I'm not fucking joking, bro, I have fucking proof, bro. I don't give a fuck. This is Ryan Garcia, bro. I fucking will show you every fucking video you could ever fucking believe. Bohemian Grove is real. They fucking tied me down and they made me fucking watch dog. I absolutely don't give a fuck anymore. Yes, I fucking lost it. They're raping little kids before we continue now.
Speaker 4This came out what? How long ago. It's been two weeks, about two weeks ago, all right, and the Whole, every fucking social Platform blew up from it. His wife, his ex-wife, came Out saying that he's not, you know, stable in the head, this, and that, whatever you know. He starts referring to Alex Jones, who's been to Bohemian Grove, who has? He's the one who broke the whole Bohemian you know. He starts referring to Alex Jones, who's been to Bohemian Grove. He was, who has, he's the one who broke the whole Bohemian Grove thing. But now listen to what they talked about this shit in the 80s, bro yeah.
Speaker 9Now listen to what Andrew Tate says. He doesn't want to take us all.
Speaker 7So let's go, come on, fuck this. Oh, fuck this. Do you know the higher elite bro? I'm checking. Fuck this dude dude. Who Bro you know the higher elites bro?
Speaker 4And this is like an open call. That's on Twitter.
Speaker 8You know the path you're going down is dangerous, my friend.
Speaker 7I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. They can't touch me. I'm a god.
Speaker 2He's a world champion.
Speaker 8The first point of contention, because I care about you a lot and I can assure you from my own personal experience that they can touch you.
Speaker 7No, they can't. Bro. So come touch me, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2It's totally him talking.
Speaker 4I feel like I'm playing 2k.
Speaker 7That's my primo yes, of course I do the fuck. Are you talking about If Alex could get a fucking video? Of course I do the fuck. Are you talking about If Alex could get a fucking video from the Bohemian Grove? Of course I could.
Speaker 8Well, I have to be.
Speaker 2It sounds like he's slurring his words A little bit. I'm sure he's been like he's a boxer, I'm sure he's been given something to. You know, I'm sure they got him and gave him something. You know. Well, like truth'm sure they got him and gave him something you know. Take your turn to us. Well, I like truth, yeah, well, I mean he said he tied him down. Like how do you think they got him?
Speaker 5You just said they gave him sodium pentothal.
Speaker 2You know how do you think they got him tied down? Man Man's a professional boxer dude.
Speaker 4How many fucking out? You know what I mean.
Speaker 8Alright, listen, here's Tate again. Careful what I say, because I'm in the middle of a judicial process right now.
Speaker 7You want me to get you out of it.
Unraveling a Controversial Conspiracy Theory
Speaker 8Bro, my door gets kicked in if I say what I'm thinking.
Speaker 7Okay, well, I can help you get out of it if you want. I know people.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's hammered. Yeah, he's hammered.
Speaker 5Well, if he saw what he says he saw, I'd be fucking hammered too.
Speaker 2Maybe he got fucking roofied or something, who knows?
Speaker 4Well, that's the thing now. Is he having a drunken rant and saying this stuff after because Bohemian Grove came up like a couple weeks before the rant? Is it something that he's spewing out just because he's having a fucking episode, because he's hammered and whatnot, just because he can't contain it, can't take it, yeah, or you know, is it?
Speaker 2yeah, that's a dude, like if that's real and you fucking saw it like I'd have a fucking hard problem containing it too, man he's saying he has video proof.
Speaker 4Where's the video proof?
Speaker 2well, I mean, isn't there?
Speaker 5well, isn't there something that happened after this?
Speaker 4yeah, this, that's the crazy that's.
Speaker 8We'll get back into that tell us, tell everyone at home, then start from the beginning. When did this happen? Where did this happen? What exactly did you see? Why have you tweeted the things you've tweeted? Let people at home understand you a little because I don't give a fuck, bro.
Speaker 7They rate me right. I was two years old. They rate me Two.
Speaker 2He didn't get $10 million for that Kev His parents did. He was two. He's in no position to negotiate.
Speaker 4Of course he's not in a position to negotiate, Kev.
Speaker 5Do you want this pile of money or this Oreo to have that man put his thingy in you? I'll take the Oreo. That's why kids can't choose their gender too.
Speaker 1Giggity, giggity giggity, giggity, let's have sex.
Speaker 7I have proof of that too. That's where it all started, bro.
Speaker 6What is?
Speaker 8going on here. You do know there's going to be certain people who believe, and I'm ryan. You know I like you. We've been speaking for years. You know there's going to be people who believe. You're just saying this because you've, I don't know, had a mental breakdown or taking drugs, and you're repeating some of the things you've said on the internet and they're going
Speaker 7to not believe you unless you come out of the drug test. Andrew, Andrew, I'll go to the fucking Romania and take a drug test in front of your face.
Speaker 8You don't want to come here. You don't need Romanian jail. Stop your fight camp. But I'm just asking, like you're going to have to be, you're going to have to tell a far more coherent story, from start to finish, for people to truly understand.
Speaker 6He's calling them out.
Speaker 8Yeah, what you're saying happened, what you saw, and that this is not some sort of episode or anything else. This is my advice to you as a brother. I'm trying to make it. If you want people to believe you, you're going to have to come along and explain from the absolute beginning exactly how it happened, who was involved, how you got there, what car you were in where, how you got there, what car you were in, where you were standing everything it's very specific.
Speaker 8Good advice, okay, so when are you releasing it? How are you releasing it? Or are you keeping it for yourself, because it looks like you don't want to keep it for yourself.
Speaker 7I don't. At the right time I'm going to release all of it, but at the right time I'm going to do it. They're already calling me to tell me to stop. I don't give a fuck dude. I've already had a meeting with them.
Speaker 4So it's hard for me.
Speaker 5Fast forward, fast forward, 10 days. Right, you know.
Speaker 4Yeah, and then a few days after that it looks like he's, he's sitting in a like an airport, like an airport or like a fucking is he in like a lower, lower terminal in Denver, like in the caves?
Speaker 2like in the airport that flies like caged chickens, right, no chickens.
Speaker 6All right, mr Esposito, you know about that, no.
Speaker 5You never sit in a plane ride with a bunch of caged chickens.
Speaker 6I crossed the river in Texas, my primo Ryan, come back with me, man.
Speaker 2All those plane rides were cocaine. Oh un pase. No chickens, just cocaine, so un pase.
Speaker 4No chickens, just cocaine. So a few days after this and he's wearing like this. I love cocaine. He's wearing like this god wreath on his head. It looks like thorns.
Speaker 5He's wearing the crown of thorns.
Speaker 4That's what it looked like. Okay, and no question asked to him. He's like moving forward. All I'm going to talk about is boxing and the fight I have ahead of me, and that's it, nothing else.
Speaker 5Could it have been just an embarrassing drunken episode?
Speaker 4Come a little closer.
Speaker 5An embarrassing drunken episode.
Speaker 4Yeah, and I think the whole thing's a bullshit. I think it's bullshit, you think so? Yeah, no doubt I. Just I can't buy that. I don't think it's bullshit.
Speaker 6Well, I think he's been holding it in and he, finally, he, he let it out after that's just correct Show me, show me the show me videos you got.
Speaker 4You said you're going to release it at the perfect time.
Speaker 2But there's another video, the one in the airport, of him saying how they tried to put him in jail. They took his phone, his cards are locked, his cards are locked, and all this kind of stuff Comes out and says they were molested at two years old. You know, like if that's true that they took all that shit from him, like how is he supposed to?
Speaker 5you know, I mean not for nothing, but that sounds like a Ray Donovan episode.
Speaker 4Right, yeah, not for nothing, juicy.
Speaker 2Smooyay Good old juice Good old fucking juice. This is the Juicy Smooyay. Are we being Juicy Smooyayed?
Speaker 5He pulled the reverse Goodfellas yeah.
Speaker 4Two white guys tied me up Dance for the drink spider, but I don't know if I can, if I buy it. It's tough to buy until I don't not buy it, I'm not sold.
Speaker 2You love your conspiracies. I'm not sold, but it's pretty fucking interesting. I'll tell you that I'm going to buy a hot dog in Minnesota.
Speaker 4Why are you talking into the side of it? I don't know.
Speaker 5Because, he said that's what he was going to do. Why?
Speaker 2This is better, I'm talking into the same fucking spot, it's just different over here. It's the same thing here as it is here.
Speaker 5Swivel it Fight, fight, get. And he waits, swivel it.
Speaker 4There you go. You don't have to get so close to it, you don't have to be that close.
Speaker 5You don't have to deep throat it anymore. Oh my God, Don't we? I can't you apologize. This sounds funny, doesn't it? You apologize.
Speaker 4I'm not apologizing anymore.
Speaker 1Shut up bitch.
Speaker 4So that brings us into the most ridiculous thing I think I've seen in the past few years, and somebody challenging us trying to hook up these microphones. That too, shut up, shut up. Somebody challenging Mike.
Speaker 1Tyson to a boxing match. I'll eat your kids.
Speaker 5I am so happy this fight's taking place.
Speaker 2Okay, I can't believe it's real.
Speaker 4There's only one thing I want out of this Death I want to see Jake Paul get his soul Knocked out of this. I want to see. I want to see Jake Paul get his soul knocked out of it.
Tyson vs Jake Paul Speculation
Speaker 5Kevin. Kevin hit this yesterday. He said it could be an exhibition. It could be what you know they've. They've set up how the fight's going to go. But just for argument's sake, jake Paul just clips Tyson the wrong way and all of a sudden Mike turns around. He looks at his corner. I'm going to eat your children.
Speaker 2Like a low blow or something.
Speaker 5He looks at Jake Paul, I'm going to bite your fucking eel. And he beats the fucking white off of this man.
Speaker 2Like, just like the switch goes off, like he hits him in the nuts and it's just like oh, you want that Like I speed back my lines balls.
Speaker 5And I don't care if it's sparring. You've all seen the videos of Tyson sparring at 55 years old, 57. 57 years old he is so powerful.
Speaker 2He's an animal.
Speaker 5It hurts me to watch it on video.
Speaker 2He's an animal.
Speaker 4And, like the dude he's training with, is a primetime trainer.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, Listen, this guy is not going to want to be embarrassed by fucking Jake Paul.
Speaker 4I'm not going to have you talk about me.
Speaker 5Did you see what he said? I got a Tesla. Did you see what he said right after the fight was announced.
Speaker 4I'm going to kill you children.
Speaker 5So, mike, could you hurt him? He's like, oh, oh, yeah, I can hurt him easy. I can eat children, think and man oh I.
Speaker 4I think he's gonna hit this guy one shot and this guy's gonna realize we were talking about that earlier. To go where. I want to see the old-school Tyson with that fuck when he's like this but then he catches you with that up just when he walks towards you with those two fists right by his fucking cheeks.
Speaker 2Yes, you know, you're in fucking trouble, man. Black shorts, black shoes.
Speaker 4Don't listen, don't get me wrong. Jake Paul can box, he can box. He can box, he can box, he can. He went the distance with fucking Fury. You know the Fury one in the split decision. He can throw a punch, but Mike's a fucking different animal.
Speaker 5Different animal.
Speaker 6Matty, give us a T-Rex imitation of Tyson.
Speaker 4Is that? How is it that difficult to like put shirts on when you're doing that and shit, but I want to see. So this is going to be what July 20th.
Speaker 2Or 27th somewhere around there.
Speaker 5There I think it's July 20th actually it's free on Netflix, so we should actually be able to watch it and do a commentary without getting thrown off of Facebook. I'm shocked. It's on.
Speaker 4I don't think we can do that shocked it's on. Remember that boxing match I fucking showed one day that was on pay-per-view. I did that illegally again, don't worry about that nothing on pay-per-view.
Speaker 6I did that illegally Again.
Speaker 5Don't worry about that. Nothing to see here. Technically, it really wasn't illegal, because we were only on air for 15 seconds. That was like the quickest hook ever yes.
Speaker 4It's six seconds.
Speaker 2They were on waiting for you.
Speaker 4No joke, dude. And who was it? It was fucking Chad Ochocinco wasn't it Ochocinco. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 6I'm just trying to. Did you say Ochocinco?
Speaker 4Yes, we said it in Spanish Comprende, comprende 86. There we go. All right, it's still not coming up.
Speaker 5No one cares.
Speaker 2All right, it's still not coming up. No one cares we do. We don't need to, it's almost there.
Speaker 5It seems like it's almost there. We don't need to see each other. We see it here.
Speaker 4Fucking Kevin looks straight up, right, casper, right, like I got to look back towards it. No, dude, like what stage are you in, dude?
Speaker 2I got the fucking like thousand watt light behind me.
Speaker 5You know, we got to get him a little blush Powder, little Rouge, that's it.
Speaker 4Little Rouge, can we get like a little midget, a little person?
Speaker 5You got to stop saying midget, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Can we get like a little person, midget American, like to smoke weed? We definitely don't have little people listening to us.
Speaker 2I bet we got one Someone in like Russia, I feel like there's a lot of Russia.
Speaker 1We said midget and our viewership went straight down.
Speaker 5That was it. Fuck them. We said midget and our viewership went straight down.
Speaker 2Fuck them.
Speaker 4So your money is on Tyson yeah.
Speaker 2It's tough man. What is this really going to be? Is it going to be a fight? Or is this going to be like Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago wanted to be? I don't know. Drago really kills him, just an exhibition, you know, some sort of exhibition. Jake Paul could not kill Mike. No, no, he's not. I'm not saying that, I'm saying he's gonna kill Jake Paul well, that's fine then, but like, like, what have you heard? These rules? Those are fake, they're fake.
Speaker 4Right, those are fake like there's no, there's no way that's happening. Paul gets to wear headgear. Um, oh, he can tag in for Logan Paul. There's no drug test.
Speaker 2Oh good.
Speaker 5So Tyson can kill the whole family Awesome.
Speaker 2Like tight. Where'd you see these rules at Like? Tyson has to weigh in, but Paul doesn't conspiracy theoriescom. And then there's another ridiculous one of like his, his brother can like be like tagged in in between rounds, or something which, when I heard that, I was like all right, this is nonsense.
Speaker 5It wouldn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2Up until then, until I heard the brother tag teaming in, I was like, okay, I could see this happening. Like the headgear, the weigh-in, the drug test yeah, I could see that being a thing, you know. But as soon as I heard the brother shit, I was like yeah, you know what?
Speaker 5I hope that's true Because I want to see Tyson catch Jake Paul with a shot and knock him into next month and then look at the corner to his brother and just give him the come on you're in.
Speaker 6No, he should fight them both at the same time, that'd be even better.
Speaker 5It's still not fair.
Speaker 4I'll kill you both. I'm going to eat both of you. Can't wait, I'm going to speed bag your balls.
Speaker 5I want to see him knock out Jake Paul and get over his body and take a chunk out and bite his ear off the way I train, I speed bag my tiger's balls, that's pretty good.
Speaker 6Can we stop talking about balls?
Speaker 4please. I speed bag balls with grapes on it With strawberries.
Speaker 6Perhaps I think you're a strawberry.
Speaker 5Perhaps if you didn't speed bag your balls, you wouldn't have this problem. I'm going to turn the brothers into strawberries.
Speaker 4That's a pretty good fucking mic right there. That wasn't bad. It's not too shabby, it's pretty good man Kevin you want to go outside. It's not bad. You want to go outside and fight Kevin? I heard you could throw 80 miles an hour. I could at one point Go throw yourself 80 miles an hour. It's a question mark now.
Speaker 5When, when could you have done that?
Speaker 2Anywhere from like 18 to fucking late 20s, I would think.
Speaker 5Pat, you want to weigh in on that one. What was his statement right there? He said that he could have easily thrown 80 anywhere between 18 and his early 20s.
Speaker 2No, you said when did I?
Speaker 5you did not throw. You did not throw 80, you did not fucking throw 80 miles an hour there's no fucking way.
Speaker 4Your jug gun was it hooked up with a can and a string?
Speaker 5where were you throwing 80 miles an hour between 18 and fucking 21?
Speaker 2Where? Where I said 29. Oh.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, Shut up bitch.
Speaker 2Are you nationally ranked again? You're not even listening, right, pop All right, we're listening.
Speaker 4When were you playing until 29?
Speaker 5Where were you playing?
Speaker 4Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 6He was playing with his boss.
Speaker 5Kept the grapes off.
Speaker 2Listen, I'm talking about a time where I definitely threw or could throw from a mound 80 miles an hour. And I'm saying now I bet I could probably throw 80. No, you cannot.
Speaker 4Are we going to have this discussion again?
Speaker 5I'm pretty sure if you could have thrown 80 back then.
Speaker 4You could have thrown a football 50 yards. Oh shit, I wasn't even going back. I'll go there. I mean, do we have to talk about this? No, we don't have to talk about it at all, but to put, just to remind everyone.
Speaker 5Dot our I's and cross our B's.
Speaker 2Everybody. This show started with an apology, I know.
Speaker 4And we're going to end up on a fucking high note Like what the fuck.
Speaker 6No more mashed potatoes for you, Patrick.
Speaker 2Right, that's not all, he's not getting.
Speaker 4So why do you think you could throw 80 miles an hour Right now? Yeah, so why do you?
Speaker 2think you could throw 80 miles an hour right now. Yeah, okay, so I I think right now I could at least throw like 72, like right now like literally walk out of this room to a pitching man. Um no, not like walk out out of this room, but you give me like an hour or two to like toss, throw and stuff like that. Like I could get like 72, 73, something like that right now.
Speaker 5Is that what the carnival gun show?
Speaker 2There's no fucking way If I had like a month or two to like throw and like have a goal. I could have three years, yeah, but we've never scheduled this, you know you haven't fucking done anything to work up to it you know what?
Speaker 4uh, ladies and gentlemen, why does my mic sound like music? Because you're where you're where am I talking? Like what's, stop talking so close to it Like I got to talk. Yes, okay, all right. I mean, we said this yesterday, I'm sorry, no, you're not. So the breaking news is Kevin is still delusional. I'm not delusional.
Speaker 5Completely delusional. I'm saying like, okay, so what? We haven't even gotten to a bottle of bourbon yet.
Speaker 2What's today's date?
Speaker 4Pete, do you think? How hard do you think you can throw a bottle of bourbon? Today is March 10th.
Throwing 80 Bet Discussion
Speaker 2If we picked like 55.
Speaker 4Yeah, this feels like a fucking episode. Of Price is Right right now, june 10th.
Speaker 2I would say like mid-June.
Speaker 4Kevin, back the fuck up from the microphone. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2June 10th. Just do it on purpose Give him another whiskey.
Speaker 4What's June, 10th June 10th is the date you will not throw 80. It's Juneteenth, not 10th.
Speaker 2Let's look at June. Let's look at June. All right, June 15th or June 16th is a Sunday.
Speaker 5Is that Juneteenth? That makes perfect sense. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2Let's go. I think it's June 19th. Where are we going? I don't know so.
Speaker 5June 16th. Okay, June 16th.
Speaker 2We're gonna. I will personally acquire.
Speaker 4Just so you know. You're putting this all together. You're the idea guy who wants to throw 80. Guess what you're going to do Put action to it. What's the?
Speaker 6bet here. What's the bet here? That's what I want to talk about. Is there a bet? Yeah you're not going to throw 80. Yeah, what's a bet? Yeah, you're not going to throw 80. Yeah, what's the bet? If he doesn't throw 80, what's the bet? I mean, I don't know Nothing changes.
Speaker 4I didn't even want to bet it. I feel bad, matt.
Speaker 5I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless. We've lost all viewers. Everything's going to show.
Speaker 4Once we talk about Kevin Again Kevin Kibosh viewers, everything's going yeah. Once we talk about Kevin, again Kevin Kabosh on the show again. You guys are picking on Kevin. Thank you Once again. I'm sorry, fresh slate so we can start over.
Speaker 2Now Forget about what just happened.
Speaker 5Should have waited five minutes.
Speaker 6We're down to one viewer. I think it's Joe Biden.
Speaker 2It's Ben Thanks, Ben. Thanks for hanging in there, Ben.
Speaker 4Pretty sure it's me. Ben got off once he's like oh, here we go again with Kevin.
Speaker 5I think what we told him is mahogany. Joke was not funny, Dude that was funny.
Speaker 2I'm sorry it's inappropriate, but really funny.
Speaker 4It's either that or he's delivering vibrating pants.
Speaker 5I think it's sleepy Joe. Is that what he's doing? He's been on the phone with his distributor for the vibrating pants. So you think, by June the Despacito line.
Speaker 2June 16th. That's what we just said. This is Sunday. What's the bet? I don't know if there's a bet, I'm just saying I can.
Speaker 5If you can hit it, what do you want? You need a motivating factor. You're not getting 10 mil.
Speaker 2If I can't, what do you want? Why don't we start with that? I'll determine what you want or what I want by what you want, what you want or what I want by what you want.
Speaker 4Moving forward. If you can't do it, to retire from saying that you can be able to do anything athletically because you haven't been able to prove so. Ever, again, ever again, and you're not nationally ranked.
Speaker 2Being that I will be turning 50 this year, I will keep to that thing you just said. Can you beat a piñata? I don't know. I'm going to have to consult my, my contract.
Speaker 4This is my skills agent.
Controversy Over LGBTQ Clubs in School
Speaker 6Can he beat a piñata, Patricio? Yes, he can?
Speaker 2I guess he can After this. If I can't, I will no longer be able to speak for myself. How about that?
Speaker 5We'll have to have Ali come down here and do the show for you.
Speaker 2Oh no, and we'll just keep it as a question mark as to if I can. You know Like I'm going to think about this, you motherfuckers.
Speaker 4I have zero problems. This is what I love, because you egged me on that day with the throw you were just Well, let's talk about the day, though.
Speaker 2Let's talk about that day. Here we go. It's water under the bridge and you lost Honestly let's talk about how that day transpired we actually have another thing to get into. Back to one viewer.
Speaker 4We're back to one viewer. We do because we're not going to waste our time on past stuff, with you losing a throw and getting smashed.
Speaker 2And you? I can't believe you. You're going to blame him. I'm not going to blame him.
Speaker 4Who's the one that sent the threatening text message? I'm just going to point out, blame him. Who's the one that sent the threatening text message? But I'm just going to point out the smile. Who's the one that sent the fucking the clock ticking? Who's the one that supplied the scotch the bourbon? You're the one who has a choice, you know, just like we tell everybody else, you have a choice, like I got off Own it.
Speaker 2I got off of work and I went to Ryan's house early and to help him do something. I didn't twist your arm and all of a sudden, like I'm getting fed scotch bourbon oh, you're fucking Ryan Garcia.
Speaker 6A long scotch, a long bourbon, a long beer.
Speaker 2Now it's 1230 and I'm being like jabbed, you know, by him.
Speaker 6You can't say jab. Can't say jab, you know, All of a sudden, you're. Ryan.
Speaker 5Garcia, I took your phone, oh yeah, I guess I did. I froze your bank accounts I fed you scotch.
Speaker 2I was led into conversations and statements. You know I was.
Speaker 5I believe, I don't believe. I took control of your phone all day.
Speaker 2I shouldn't have been driving.
Speaker 5Why? Because you were doing donuts in the high school parking lot in front of the sheriff.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean can we talk about that? You know, like you know, like you know, like I, the conditions. Let's talk about those, you know I threw in the same conditions as
Speaker 4you self-incrimination going on here yeah, I threw in the same condition.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, well, pat, I believe I I believe, excuse me, the conditions favored, your, your style of throwing.
Speaker 4Excuse me, you called me crazy for wanting to do it.
Speaker 5Excuse me, hey hey, hey, hey, hey, A nice sunny spring day?
Speaker 2Yeah, sure, but in the middle of winter in January, no.
Speaker 6It's just about you guys.
Speaker 5Our listeners have spoken and they both feel that no one gives a fuck about this. I know we have no viewers, I didn't bring it up. No one fucking, no one cares.
Speaker 4You dragged on.
Speaker 5No one cares.
Speaker 4Drag Don See, mateo see.
Speaker 5So, Thanks, Mr Desposito.
Speaker 4You're welcome. So when's when's June. June 16th, june 16th, june 16th that's what you just hear when it's quiet did you say June 16th 616? For the last fucking time. Don't talk, right up front dude, you're gonna have a drinking minimum come shows soon, soon. I think it's a maximum. Did you guys live together? You're going to have a drinking minimum, come shows.
Speaker 5Soon, soon. I think it's a maximum. Did you guys live together?
Speaker 4So can I get into another topic? Kevin, I'm waiting to say that, is that okay? Am I allowed to? Yeah, sure, you sure, oh, my God, no one's watching us. Yeah, we died.
Speaker 5Fucking. Oh my God, no one's watching us.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5We died.
Speaker 6Fucking straight up kibosh. I think we're losing money now.
Speaker 4All right, so Elk Grove Elementary School. And where was this?
Speaker 2We didn't figure that out yet.
Speaker 4California, all right figure that out yet California, Alright. So in Elk Grove Elementary School there was a secret LGBTQ club. That was discovered. Alright, the club was being held at lunch and parents weren't informed of its existence.
Speaker 5Elementary school.
Speaker 4Yeah, let's just go there. So how would you feel if you knew about that?
Speaker 5I'd be pissed maddie, I'd be flipping fucking desks in the school district the little ones.
Speaker 6What does lgbtq stand for? Why, what?
Speaker 4uh, you've seen that. You've seen Chappelle's stand-up you know the LGBTQ, Lesbian.
Speaker 1I said let's go bully the queers.
Speaker 6Sorry, oh, now we have negative zero listeners.
Speaker 2That's kind of funny, though, whatever. It is a little funny. It is a little funny, yeah, like fuck you guys for not laughing.
Speaker 4So we're going to get into this before Kevin gets us totally fucking canceled. So this is a parent who's speaking at the board meeting they had. Now, the crazy thing about this is this there is also the school allegedly sent out a memo to staff called how to respond to resistance against the Rainbow Clubs. All right, you can't make this shit up.
Speaker 9Say that again, this fire which I can provide to you, to all teachers, inviting them to a training titled Responding to Resistance, inviting them to a training titled Responding to Resistance. The bullet points mention that teachers will learn, quote how to respond to resistance against rainbow clubs. Now, the discovery of this fire was made known to us by an elementary school teacher and it is quite alarming. It was sent just a few weeks after parents discovered a secretive lunchtime UBU club at Pleasant Grove Elementary School. Oddly, the district has not given much response to the concerned parents. But shortly after concerned parents of elementary age children is to ignore them and then provide teachers with training on how to push back, ignore and keep more secrets from parents. This is blatantly disrespectful to parents, who deserve to be partners in their child's education.
Speaker 2That's the way, disrespectful. This is why motherfuckers need to get punched in their child's education. That's the way.
Speaker 5Disrespectful. This is why motherfuckers need to get punched in the fucking face.
Speaker 4So you have the school conspiring behind parents' backs of how to push back on the system and let this thing continue, which is mind-boggling to me. I don't think it called communism Push back on the system and let this thing continue, which is it's mind boggling to me?
Speaker 2I don't think it's communism, man?
Speaker 4No, it's, there's like this is the thing where you step back and you're like there's definitely some type of other country that got involved years and years and years ago in order for this to happen. Take the parents out of the equation.
Speaker 2Well, it's part of the breakdown of the parents out of the equation. Well, it's part of the breakdown of the fucking unit of the country, right yeah, like part of the schools and kids and the parents and the government, you know, like it's not communism. It's more like trying to dismantle a government, you know.
Speaker 4They let the kids in that district have hammers too, like Pelosi's oh not big dicks.
Speaker 5You mean hammers. Yeah, hammers, not big dicks.
Speaker 2It's another thing to cause social dissent.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's another way to have.
Speaker 5It weakens the family structure. It weakens the country as a whole.
Speaker 4It turns. It turns children into fucking snowflakes, into, I mean snowflakes.
Speaker 2It draws your attention away from something.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's that, but it doesn't draw your attention away from something else.
Speaker 2But this is going on and that takes your attention away from other things.
Speaker 5Yeah, Well, what the fuck else would you want to be paying attention to? Are they a kid being taken to a fucking rainbow fucking meeting and hiding it from?
Speaker 4unless they're talking about tricks like the cereal Lucky charms or lucky charms.
Speaker 5Tricks are for kids.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is also California too. That's another thing.
Speaker 4You know there's another layer to it? Do you believe stores get fined if they don't have a gender-neutral section in their store?
Speaker 5I have not seen that.
Speaker 4That's so funny. They get fined for that if they don't have a gender-neutral section in their store with items in order for—.
Speaker 5I'm not even joking with you If I was in a store shopping. I start pushing racks over.
Speaker 2Get the fuck out of here with this shit. Honestly, man, if you're ever in Target or something, I bet if you opened your eyes up to maybe you're going in there for fucking shampoo.
Speaker 5You know what Kev? How about this? Maybe that's why I don't go to Target.
Speaker 2Well, I'm just saying anywhere you go, unless they got a good sale Like you're not going into like Walmart.
Speaker 5Did they have their racks low for people with short arms?
Speaker 6I just pictured it's the T-Rex section.
Speaker 4I just pictured little Matty with little fucking T-Rex Trying to get his shirt.
Speaker 2They got them. Motorcycles you can ride, didn't?
Speaker 4they ban those in the mall. I've seen people abuse that power, those fucking, those portable little Rascals, whatever they call them. They're awful. You'll see people get up in the aisle and then walk and then get back into it. I'm like, yeah, the jig is up. The jig is up.
Speaker 2So it's funny. I said something to some guy one time because I'm like did you call him?
Speaker 4retarded Gay Jewish, Wow Dude really Really.
Speaker 5Wow, drive that fucker into an oven. Really Holy shit. Well, I'm just curious if you said that I didn't say it. I was wondering if you said that.
Speaker 2So anyway.
Speaker 6Holy shit man.
Speaker 2Like I saw some dude riding one of them and obviously the guy didn't need to be riding it. I was like, are you serious man? And he's like I work here, I'm just bringing it to get charged. I felt bad because I was almost going to give him the business. I was ready, I was all fired up, pumped up, Go and give it to him. You were going to give it to him, huh, and he fucking worked there.
Speaker 2He was going to fucking charge it. I'm sorry, man, Did you like, were you ready to give it to him? Like you put French fries in a microwave, you know?
Speaker 8not quite that intense, but Not that hot Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's whatever. Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 4I was just waiting for some type of slur.
Speaker 1No, Was that?
Speaker 4too easy.
Speaker 1Let the boy watch. Let the boy watch.
Speaker 5Well, apparently that's what they were doing in California.
Speaker 4I guess. So Now listen, as a parent man, if you know, I didn't know about that. And then I find out that the school district is doing it on purpose to keep that information from you. That's where I have the fucking huge problem. Intentionally hiding it from you, yeah, and then giving the teachers like training of how to suppress it and ignore. That's a different level of cover.
Speaker 2Dude, that's crazy. Like school board should be gone, Like that's a. That's a totally different level.
Speaker 5Teachers should be gone, administrators should be gone, school board should be gone. That's nuts.
Speaker 4You know, but unfortunately that's the fucking. That's the world we live in.
Speaker 5Well, no, you know what the problem is. The fucking that's the world we live in. Well, no, you know what the problem is? The problem is the families, because every fucking parent should have pulled their kid out of that fucking school and there should be no fucking revenue, no reason for anyone to fucking be there you know, you know how kevin's reaction would have been what have you been let the boy?
Speaker 1I need your help. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're gonna hurt some people. Who's gonna take quality? Are you going to take?
Speaker 5I need your help. Hate crime on two yeah.
Speaker 4He's got his white hood running around the streets and shit, oh my.
Speaker 2God.
Speaker 6Can I go to get out of here I?
Speaker 2swear. This thing started with an apology.
Speaker 4It did. Unfortunately, it's kind of snowballed out of me.
Speaker 5Are you ever going to wear your hood on camera, or could you bring it down one time, just so everyone could see? Like?
Speaker 2that?
On-Air Apology Gone Awry
Speaker 5no, it's not okay Wait you said it was on the money.
Speaker 2Nah, it's not okay, Do I not? Jeez, I'm sorry, you're right, we're painting you in a wrong way. Why don't we fucking turn somewhere?
Speaker 1else guys Jesus.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, you're right, we're painting you in a wrong way. Why don't we fucking turn somewhere else? Guys here, I'm sorry, seriously, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honestly, it's getting to a fucking level to where we got to stop that shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you should be. I'm sorry Because I'm not fucking happy.
Speaker 5Because I'm not fucking happy. I was being serious, yeah, so was I.
Speaker 6I guess the apology wasn't good enough we probably should stay with it more than three seconds. Does this mean I don't?
Speaker 4get my mashed potatoes? Probably not. I'm going to stay down here all night now and freeze. I think you pushed a little too hard.
Speaker 5I went over the line.
Speaker 4I think you did.
Speaker 5I said I was sorry, I was being serious, I wasn't joking when I said it.
Speaker 4It's always when the camera's over in that corner, he storms out.
Speaker 5Oh, my God, you're right.
Speaker 4This is the worst episode ever.
Speaker 6It's been a pleasure, guys. Pete's never coming back. Me and my strawberry balls are out of here.
Speaker 5How long are we recording?
Speaker 4Unfortunately, that was about an hour and 16.
Speaker 5Okay, that's about right, yeah.
Speaker 4So we're going to call it quits here. We're going to stop going live because, yeah, awkward, yeah, let's take it deep people and hopefully we'll see on the next episode. I think Pat's going to take it deep tonight.
Speaker 6I'm on the next episode.
Speaker 5I think Pat's going to take it deep tonight, my bad, oh no. Do we have any music to even close?
Speaker 1Whoa, whoa, what is?
Speaker 4that it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, because Kevin thought he looked like. People said he looked like Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves, we're getting out of here.
Speaker 2I think I need a drink.
Speaker 4It's over. Oh no, I don't even want to go upstairs. What?
Speaker 2are we doing live so bad?
Speaker 1Echoes in eternity, I'm out. T-t-t-t-t-t-t.
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