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The Take It Deep Show
Ep.96 Humor, Humanity, and Hard-Hitting Questions: Navigating Life’s Absurdities and Conspiracies
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Have you ever found yourself chuckling through discomfort, or pondering life's great mysteries in the midst of everyday absurdity? Strap in for a wild ride as we go from the intimacies of urology visits and surgery discussions, to the deep-dive into the reverberations of our choices that echo in eternity. Witness the debut of "Mr. Despacito" and join us in the banter that only a close-knit podcast team can provide, complete with on-air apologies and a whimsical presidential proposition that'll leave you grinning (or grimacing, depending on your political taste).
But it's not all jokes and japes; we wrestle with the darker side of news and conspiracy, shining a light on YouTube's iron fist of censorship and the tragic crime against Mahogany Jackson. Hear our raw take on the controversy that shakes our sense of justice and the need for transparency in media. And then, there's Andrew Tate's chilling narrative, rife with legal battles and claims of elite corruption. Our discussion plumbs the depths of these revelations and their far-reaching implications, inviting you to ponder where truth ends and speculation begins.
Finally, we toe the line between entertainment and enlightenment as we speculate on a Jake Paul and Mike Tyson boxing match, and debate the heat generated by LGBTQ clubs in schools. We navigate the complexities of these fiery discussions with the dexterity of a seasoned boxer, occasionally throwing a punchline to keep it light. And in a heartfelt twist, our on-air apology morphs into a lesson on taking responsibility for our words, wrapping up an episode that swings from laughter to somber reflection, and back again. Join us for this eclectic mix of humor, humanity, and the hard-hitting questions that keep us all searching for answers.
It's been a while since I could hold my head up high, and it's been a while Since I first saw you, and it's been a while Since I can stand.
Speaker 2:On my own two feet again.
Speaker 1:And it's been a while Since I could call you, and everything I can remember has fucked up. As it always seems, what we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 3:What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 4:Let's go, brandon. I forgot to get that one. Oh really, yeah, yeah, we'll get there. Let's go, Brandon, t-t-t-t. I forgot to get that one. Oh really, yeah, yeah, it'll get there.
Speaker 2:It's been a while. It's a process, man.
Speaker 1:It's like 24 hours with new stuff, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just took a gulp of that Break down my gullet. You needed it.
Speaker 5:Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:Patrick, you needed it. Buddy. Yeah, I took a gulp. It's been a hell of a half hour.
Speaker 4:Not the first gulp, patrick. I just had a heavy flow of 30 minutes. I don't know if you guys just saw that, anybody else? Jesus Christ, I took a deep gulp. I'm so happy he's in studio with us today. It's just I can't help. That's why you see the title show is Mr Fucking Despacito.
Speaker 2:His first on-camera appearance. Yeah, this is your first live. He's now revealed to the public right.
Speaker 6:This is my first live Did.
Speaker 5:I win yet.
Speaker 4:I can't dude. I don't know if, as a friend of yours for many years, I don't know if I'd rather hang out with you with your regular voice or Mr Despacito.
Speaker 6:I'll just have a split person. We'll do a little of both.
Speaker 4:Yes, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take it Deep Show episode. Who the Fuck Knows right now?
Speaker 5:It's not 100.
Speaker 4:Ninety eight, Seven eight.
Speaker 5:I would say six again. It gives us four more before we get to 100.
Speaker 4:I bet you guys are freaking out looking up at that TV screen. I see a nice clear picture. I'm waiting to see Max.
Speaker 2:Hedrum.
Speaker 6:I see the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 2:We got to talk to finance, see if we can get a new TV out of this.
Speaker 4:So we recently Our money man. We got to talk to a finance, so we we recently our our money man. So we have Maddie the money man no, unnamed investor.
Speaker 2:And what Well, just say unnamed investor.
Speaker 4:You know, or the money man. Can we just call him the money man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we have the money man. Man, we have the action man. Who's the idea man?
Speaker 2:it's gotta be all yes, of course he is an idea man. I have good ideas sometimes yeah, no, it's it follow-through is questionable yeah, it depends.
Speaker 4:So before we even get on your case, I do have to apologize. No, really For what? So we were listening to many of shows the past couple of days.
Speaker 5:Recent shows In the past.
Speaker 4:And we.
Speaker 5:We listened to like 50 to 60, 60 to 70, 89 to 90.
Speaker 2:Well, no real like run, just like random numbers. Yeah, like we were just listening to random shows. 57 could have been 64. Yeah, been 72, like there was just like random shows 100 of them. We absolutely abuse kevin, I mean it's like full-on attack, really, it's not an attack.
Speaker 4:It's good for the show, though pretty it's like full on attack.
Speaker 2:It's not an attack. It's good for the show, though it's pretty close Bitch.
Speaker 1:Shut up, bitch. Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 4:So I mean right now from the apology. We have a fresh slate so we can continue, but we do apologize for past behavior, treating you like the pussy cunt. That you are Okay and I called you a pussy cunt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure if that one made Webster yet, but it's apparently. It's a new word. No, not at all. It's one of the new words, I believe. It's not at all.
Speaker 4:I mean, come on, do you like, are you? You can't get upset over it. Nope, I don't. Oh see, you guys can't see this. It says here's Ben Travers obs for president.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I do better than this guy. I don't know, I think you would too.
Speaker 5:I don't know if I think you would too. I don't know if our president can be so thin skinned. Will you let my people in?
Speaker 4:Yeah, we can talk about that Wait first off, ladies and gentlemen, if you do not know, All right, the gentleman sitting to my right is a legend of the show. How long did it take you to get from a boy Pioneer? Yeah, he's a pioneer.
Speaker 3:Pioneer.
Speaker 4:Definitely. I don't know if you guys remember it was episode 20-something Hot Dog and a Soda with Big Billy. Oh, hot Dog and a.
Speaker 6:Soda.
Speaker 4:One of the best all-time episodes.
Speaker 6:I fucking miss this voice so much and I can't I miss this voice so much and I can't I miss this show. Guys, Look what I bring. Oh, he's got the fucking Look at this.
Speaker 4:I got my shirt on. Did that get you straight through the border? No problem.
Speaker 6:Si.
Speaker 2:How'd you get the gear down there? You don't want to know.
Speaker 4:Ladies and gentlemen, let me welcome Mr Despacito. I'm back. Do you know Elvis Crespo?
Speaker 5:Hey Pat, why don't you read Ben's next post?
Speaker 2:Right, like come on.
Speaker 4:Jesus Christ, ben. We might have to delete that. It says obs for president Right. And the next comment is Well.
Speaker 2:I mean, there's context missing there.
Speaker 4:He's just a Nazi, chill out.
Speaker 1:Damn. All right Political Pete's back for that one.
Speaker 6:He's just a Nazi. Chill out, damn Political Pete's back for that one.
Speaker 2:I even get it from the crowd, Pete, Like I don't know what it is. Maybe, like I just got that, look like the guy that walks into the room and you just want to punch in the face. I don't know, Maybe it's me.
Speaker 4:Oh, is it a donkey punch? You do know about the donkey punch, it's down in mexico right, I just wanted to make sure by the dirty sanchez this is not gonna go well at all we're not even getting to the grease board today. No, we're going to get to the grease board, don't worry about it. So we have Mr Despacito with us.
Speaker 2:Thank you for the warm felt apology. That was great.
Speaker 4:No, hey, despacito, we want to thank our money man for our new microphones and new board.
Speaker 5:That made all our other equipment obsolete.
Speaker 2:If anyone wants to start a podcast. We've got some equipment for sale. You can't mix and match.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so you'll see on the marketplace. If you guys see five or four microphones and I mean you might as well just start moving a boulder around. Jesus, this fucking kid's like stuck in a ball pit.
Speaker 2:I can't fucking do anything right. It's like being married twice.
Speaker 6:I didn't know. Mateo was the money man.
Speaker 1:Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 6:Can I get a hot dog and a soda after the show?
Speaker 2:You know what hurts the most is is the joy in your face when you press that button. There's just a certain wrinkle in the eye.
Speaker 4:It just can't be got by normal means. I'm not even going to lie about it Drugs can't even get that.
Speaker 2:No, it's like a natural fucking happiness. That just disturbs me. Get out of my house, let me.
Speaker 4:Take my he's sweating already. No, it's just like muffling the sound and it just sounded like I was going deaf. Um, what I? I don't. I maybe I do get a gleam in the eye, but you do when I look at it. I'm just looking at it, I'm just like he does. I'm gonna keep talking so I can press the button. Keep talking. Three, two.
Speaker 5:I'm going to keep talking, so I can press the button Keep talking.
Speaker 4:Three, two, one Shut up, bitch oh my God, we've got to get into some. That's cool, it's fine. Yeah, it's no problem, we'll get into some serious stuff.
Speaker 5:Well, wait a second Before we get into serious stuff. I understood that there was a story.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, oh, here we go. A story. Oh yeah, oh, here we go. So we were pre-showing talking with Pete over here, Mr Despacito.
Speaker 6:Oh, we're going to talk about Pete's balls.
Speaker 4:Oh boy, Can you tell us what's going on with your sack?
Speaker 2:Oh God, all right. Are we going to have like a car wash for you?
Speaker 1:Like is this a bad story.
Speaker 2:T-I-E car wash. What's the end game here?
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's definitely not losing the balls.
Speaker 6:I was telling Pat. I went to the urologist and I have to have a surgery on my balls.
Speaker 2:Does it have a name Like the surgery?
Speaker 6:I can't think of it. You have to find the other one.
Speaker 2:Dude, if you're having surgery on your balls, you at least know its name. Too long of a name, something.
Speaker 6:I go there to tell the guy that I'm pissing all the time and my balls hurt. So he says to me I've been having this problem since I was in my 20s. So he says to me since you've been having this problem since I was in my 20s. So he says to me since you've been having this problem since you're in your 20s, you didn't have much of a prostate in your 20s. So I think it's just the cold weather is irritating your bladder.
Speaker 2:I don't mean to cut you off. How old are you now? 46. Okay, so 20 something years.
Speaker 6:Yeah, and he tells me it's the cold weather is making me pee a lot.
Speaker 4:So you thought you were in your 20s.
Speaker 6:No, I told him. I've been having the issue since I was in my 20s.
Speaker 4:Oh, so did you go to the gas station and get a cold, and now you decide to go to the doctor?
Speaker 5:Well, it got worse out of nowhere Did you go to the gas station and get some hand warmers.
Speaker 2:Like, what does that? Mean Like what does out of nowhere look like.
Speaker 4:I don't know what out of nowhere is. For 20 years Can we get an out of nowhere story?
Speaker 6:Yeah, meaning I'm waking up three times a night to take a piss. Okay, okay.
Speaker 5:And you're not drinking.
Speaker 6:And I'm not drinking. Are you diabetic? And to make a long story short, actually 10 years ago I had another urologist tell me. She said stop drinking caffeine and only ejaculate once a week.
Speaker 4:Why? Who is this doctor? I want to talk to her.
Speaker 5:When.
Speaker 6:I first met her. You know, the first thing she told me was they had to tell you to only ejaculate once a week.
Speaker 2:Like what kind of form did you fill out?
Speaker 6:I said she says to me listen, the first thing she says to me is don't worry, I have the smallest hands in the face.
Speaker 4:Wait, can you? Okay, so you have your problem with your current doctor right now. Can you explain what happened when you had that interaction with him? What happened?
Speaker 5:afterwards, you're leaving parts of the story out with the nurse.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, so I'm going, I go into the nurse and she's doing the ultrasound.
Speaker 5:So she's got your cock in her hand.
Speaker 6:Yeah, she's got this cold gel in my balls. She got it all. And she asked me what do I think of the doctor?
Speaker 5:What'd she do with her?
Speaker 2:other nine fingers. Oh wow, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex, or that one.
Speaker 4:To make a long story short, he scheduled this surgery and I decided I'm not going to go forward with this doctor. He told me the cold letters. You didn't be like. You weren't like. I was wondering can you give me a prostate massage?
Speaker 6:No, I did not pull the stiff.
Speaker 1:Forecast is rain. Forecast is rain.
Speaker 6:I should have pulled the stiff, though I didn't think of that. I mean, it's easy To make a long story short. I need a ball. I have a surgery on my balls and he's going to pull out my balls, put them on the table, cut off the growths and put them back in. All right, how big are these growths?
Speaker 2:So you're getting like a haircut.
Speaker 6:One's like the size of a large grape or a small strawberry, oh God. And the other one's like the size of a blueberry. How are you sitting there right now?
Speaker 4:Because I don't cross my legs, Pat, Even if I'm not crossing my legs and I got a grape-sized.
Speaker 6:You got a strawberry in your balls.
Speaker 2:So are we talking like the bad word here, or no?
Speaker 6:it's not cancer. Oh okay, it's all about the tolerance of the pain level.
Speaker 2:So I can totally make like a gay total recall joke here. You can make whatever joke you want, okay, so you said it's that big. You feel like you have like three balls.
Speaker 6:I knew I had one growth on one side, but when, I went for the ultrasound, I found I had one on the other one that I didn't know about. Okay, didn't know about.
Speaker 4:Okay, was the growth as big as Maddie?
Speaker 6:It's got T-Rex arms.
Speaker 5:I can still reach my balls.
Speaker 2:He could touch it, he just can't cup them. I just can't clap my hands together with my T-Rex arms, oh God.
Speaker 4:So what's the diet you got to get that?
Speaker 6:nipped off. So now I'm going to a new doctor. I had to wait seven weeks for this guy. Can you get?
Speaker 5:that on film? Why don't you just take him and ask him to take a side down right now? You want to just come with me.
Speaker 2:No, I don't want to watch it, you know? Yeah, you do Look at him.
Speaker 6:Look at him. And to top it off, this Wednesday I'm going would be getting those a bitch.
Speaker 2:Well, hey, well, you know, While you're up on the lift, get the undercarriage looked at right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the only thing is you got to make sure you're not waking up. Where your butthole is sore and you got Vaseline all over it and there's nobody around Changing the brakes. Might as well check the oil. True, yeah, I get that, you know, but if you wake up, maybe it's a little sore and you got a hot nurse.
Speaker 5:You were there for the pegging show.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Pegged, you're it Pegging.
Speaker 5:Danielle.
Speaker 4:That's a great episode. The fact that the guy broke that out on the second day. She left parts of that story out Totally. She pegged him. She definitely pegged him. I think she definitely pegged him.
Speaker 5:She was afraid to say in that room because she knew the line was conformed to the line.
Speaker 4:I took a nine-inch to him. Imagine that. How much for a nine-inch Kev. Good old Daniel, how much Kev.
Speaker 2:We haven't talked about that.
Speaker 4:Ten million to sucky. Suck for you.
Speaker 2:Ten million man, I'll be fine.
Speaker 4:What's.
Speaker 2:Mr Despacito's number, mountains of Montana where nobody knows.
Speaker 4:How many pesos for Mr Despacito?
Speaker 6:Just a hot dog and a soda.
Speaker 4:As long as you got a cool drink afterwards, you're good. Si, I'm good with that, I'm definitely fucking good with that. So to get back, so we don't make that right. Turn down Albuquerque. We received an email this week for a video we released in September. Oh yeah, on YouTube, I mean our stellar YouTube channel with six videos three, three, it was three.
Speaker 2:There was four. There used to be four. One was taken. Yeah, one was taken down after months, yeah, being there being months of being there.
Speaker 4:All right, let me. I want to read the email, because the the reasoning behind it is absolutely fucking insane. So it's the episode where we're talking about conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5:Watch the camera.
Speaker 4:Is he really leaving right?
Speaker 2:now, I'll be right back.
Speaker 5:I'll be right back, proceed with the email. Where is he going? I don't know, but we probably just gained three viewers.
Speaker 4:Oh my God. So the email or the notice says hey, cocksucker.
Speaker 5:It started out. Hey, cocksucker.
Speaker 4:It said listen, cocksucker. I was like, whoa, you guys are coming off a little strong here, that's strong, all right. So it said YouTube removed your content. It says hi, the TID show. Our team has reviewed your content and unfortunately we think it violates. We think it violates our policy on harmful conspiracy theories. We've removed the following content from YouTube so we had. It was. I think it was episode 74. They put it as episode 75, confronting the controversies. Okay, so in in a market. It says time it occurred. You can see an example at 15 minutes and 49 seconds in your video. While this one example, they may be other instances. We know that this might be disappointing, but it's important to us at the YouTube that it's safe place for all. If content breaks our rules, we remove it. If you think we've made a mistake, you can appeal. Yada, yada, yada. All right. So we went back and listened to it.
Speaker 4:It was an episode where I mentioned QAnon well, it's also mislabeled we took a minute to find it but also that in the QAnon I said I don't condone or whatever they do, but they've been right on a lot of stuff well, there it is.
Speaker 5:You just got to start over again.
Speaker 2:That was the time stamp.
Speaker 4:Are they going to throw me off now?
Speaker 2:That was the time stamp they gave us. We listened to that area of the podcast and that's what we came up with. Sounds like a conspiracy.
Speaker 4:That's what it must have been, so I even checked the community guidelines Of YouTube. So what it says, alright.
Speaker 5:I mean, I already see where we're going with this.
Speaker 4:Well, part of the review said Something with inciting violence and I'm sitting there. I'm like when the fuck did I? When do we?
Speaker 2:I feel like Trump right now, but we also looked at the 1549 remaining mark. What about it?
Speaker 5:Was there a little violence in there there?
Speaker 2:was.
Speaker 5:Did we get?
Speaker 2:angry there was. There was like the something to do with Canada, a bunch of dicks and like someone getting like but I like dicks, you know. Like could be, speak your mind, like it could be construed as some sort of you know like sexual violence sort of something. Because I said suck my dick. I'm just saying I'm trying, I'm trying to figure out how they came to their reasoning, not saying it's justified, yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm just trying to figure out no reasoning whatsoever. Did you pull the sound bite over Because that would be apropos for this moment.
Speaker 4:I wish I did, but we did listen to it and there was. There was it's a normal fucking show show. And this was posted in September. Yeah, why are you telling me now?
Speaker 5:It is March.
Speaker 2:Because you know why? Because we're Right on top of it, we're making noise.
Speaker 5:We're moving up the charts.
Speaker 2:We are.
Speaker 5:People are noticing us. How many subscribers do we have on YouTube now? Two, six.
Speaker 2:Awesome, we got 61 downloads today Today.
Speaker 5:Yeah, six awesome. We got 61 downloads today. Today, yeah, we got. Yeah, how many of those were you?
Speaker 6:maybe three, four did we win, you know and they could be like.
Speaker 2:They could be just like repeat ones that I've heard before. That have already counted you know, so who knows?
Speaker 4:so three or four, you know, definitely in a you know show where we, we, we push the you know freedom of speech and whatnot there. I don't think there's anything that was wrong with that clip. Whatsoever doesn't sound like it. It was like 30 to 45 seconds that they decided to, you know, remove, remove the video. It was just a mention of that letter, the fact that I said QAnon. So here's the deal YouTube, you can go fucking suck a dick, you can take it deep. You can take it deep A big, wobbly dick. There was nothing wrong in that video, whatsoever, whatsoever. And you decide to fucking pull the video, do? We don't even have fucking. We hardly have any subscribers, hardly any fucking views on the video it's been and you're gonna you're gonna pull that off all of a sudden and say that we're trying to incite violence.
Speaker 4:Eat a dick, all right. Bottom line whoever runs fucking youtube, whoever, I don't fucking care. You are scumbags and shit.
Speaker 6:Nobody messaged with the Take it Deep show.
Speaker 4:That's right, mr Gisposito. You can take it deep, that's right, and we'll still put fucking videos.
Speaker 5:We're fucking putting everything on.
Speaker 4:I will still put videos up on that goddamn YouTube and hopefully we can show Peter's ball sack when he's getting that grape taken off. And the strawberry and the strawberry it's like a fruit salad. Yeah, what do you? Got A fucking banana split going on, baby corn.
Speaker 6:It's bigger than a baby corn.
Speaker 4:So YouTube, take a deep, take it deep.
Speaker 5:Ben said he stood in the co-ed bathroom and said hi to people looking like a pedophile.
Speaker 4:If we haven't been cancelled for that we're fine, that's great we love you for that Ben so yeah, so YouTube, if you're listening, you probably are now, hopefully you are whoever runs you fuck you, take it deep, take it deep. We'll continue to put out our our stuff.
Speaker 4:I don't care suck it you're gonna take, you're gonna take us that you're gonna take that non-significant video off of youtube when there's much bigger, worse things going out there that you've never touched on your fucking channels, right? I bet my drunken, frozen french fry rant. There's much bigger, worse things going out there that you've never touched on your fucking channels, right?
Speaker 2:I bet my drunken frozen french fry. Rant is more offensive than theirs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because you're questioning yourself as a father. It's true, seriously, you know, but fuck that, you know. And on to bigger and better things. Not, really, we're not going on to bigger and better things.
Speaker 5:Now that we got that off our chest.
Speaker 4:So there's this crazy article I read the other day with a girl who's 20 years old. She's a mother, her name is Mahogany Jackson. Was was Mahogany Jackson. Oh, this story is crazy, absolutely crazy, all right. So recently, eight people were charged in the rape and torture, kidnapping and killing of a 20 year old mom. What's even OK, they videoed this. They live streamed.
Speaker 5:I want to know why I haven't heard more about where I don't know.
Speaker 4:Where was this? This was the agenda Matt. Birmingham. All right, alabama, speaking of Alabama. Alabama Speaking of Alabama. Slammer, so terrible pun. Yeah, that was bad. This girl went normal night. She was going over to a friend's house, right, okay? So Mahogany Jackson. Last week in Birmingham, police arrested seven other suspects plus another one seven four men and three women leading up to Robinson's arrest. All have been charged with felony murder and all but one charge with sodomy sodomy and kidnapping.
Speaker 5:Pete, you know what that is.
Speaker 4:What you talking man? So it says. On the morning of Monday, february 26th, jackson's body was found shot in the head under a mattress at an illegal dump site dubbed Dead Man's Road. Just a day after she was reported missing that Sunday, her family received a chilling text from her I've been kidnapped. Send help, don't call Police. Believe that this was her last cry after a slew of horrific attacks, before she was killed by a gunshot to the back of the head.
Speaker 4:According to the report, the 20-year-old mother believed she was going to hang out with a friend. Instead, when Jackson arrived 24-year-old Brandon Pope's at Brandon Pope's home, she was stripped naked, handcuffed, beaten spat on, gang raped at gunpoint. The eight suspects were supposedly carrying out a vendetta against her. I don't know. Listen, jesus Christ. I don't know what you need to do something that bad in order to get gang raped, kidnapped and sodomized. Are they all that on bail? No, it's Alabama, not New York. One suspect forced her to perform oral sex, threatening something would happen to her if it wasn't enjoyable. This is all videoed. They haven't. They're not releasing the video either.
Speaker 5:Do we know the persuasion? Dude, that shit will get out somehow. Don't take this, the video either. Do we know the?
Speaker 2:persuasion of these people. Dude, that shit will get out somehow.
Speaker 6:Don't take this person, Mr Desposito, or any of them illegal. No.
Speaker 4:I bet they're fucking. What was the word you were saying? Persuasion? What's the word persuasion mean? Jackson's family is taking her death and the nature of these crimes one day at a time, but at peace. All those involved have been caught and charged. So you have Ariana a woman, ariana Robinson, 23,. Felony murder first degree kidnapping Brandon Pope.
Speaker 2:Sounds like white people.
Speaker 4:Brandon Pope 24. Capital murder first degree sodomy. Capital murder first degree kidnapping.
Speaker 5:And that's exactly why we're not hearing about it.
Speaker 4:Francis Harris Doesn't fit the agenda, francis Harris 25. Capital murder first degree sodomy. Capital murder first degree kidnapping Jeremiah McDowell. 18.
Speaker 2:Capital murder first degree sodomy.
Speaker 4:Capital murder first degree kidnapping.
Speaker 2:Was the victim of the same persuasion, yes, okay, tasia Lewis.
Speaker 4:Tasia Lewis Tasia looks like Brittany fucking what's-her-name from who was over in Russia. Tasia Lewis, 25,. Felony murder, second degree assault, injury with a weapon.
Speaker 5:Ben, that is fucking awful, by the way.
Speaker 4:Jesus assault injury with a weapon. Ben, that is fucking awful, by the way, Jesus Ben.
Speaker 1:Fucking Christ dude.
Speaker 5:This is a bad guy. I think Ben's drinking today too.
Speaker 4:I think Ben should be brought up in these charges. Wow, then you have Sinead McCall 23,. Felony murder first degree kidnapping, first degree. Sodomy Blair Green 25, felony murder. Giovanni Clapp All right, giovanni Clapp.
Speaker 6:Male or female Female.
Speaker 4:I don't know, pat, just remember Felony murder, first degree kidnapping, first degree sodomy, secondary assault with injury. Giovanni Looks like Bert from fucking.
Speaker 2:Sesame Street. I think that's a. That's a chick that's pretending to be a guy.
Speaker 5:Just remember there's no chicks with dicks, there's only guys with tits.
Speaker 4:And lastly, police found that the suspects filmed portions of this heinous and disgusting attacks in a total of five circulated public videos that took place at two of the eight suspects residents. So they took her from residence to residence. Oh my God, Fuck is wrong what in the fuck man. I want to know what she did in order to for that to happen, these fucking if there was a vendetta against her.
Speaker 5:These fucking animals should be strung up in stone she probably wore a trumpet.
Speaker 6:What town was it?
Speaker 2:yeah, it was in Birmingham, birmingham, alabama, oh my god, it's a sick world.
Speaker 4:Well, I mean, according to a few people, we do live in a sick world, like fucking Ryan Garcia. Well, I mean the guys that's my cousin.
Speaker 2:According to a few people, we do live in a sick world Like fucking Ryan Garcia. Well, I mean the guy's. That's my cousin, the guy's been in the news lately.
Speaker 4:The famous boxer is your cousin Twice removed.
Speaker 6:The world champion boxer. He's my brother from another mother.
Speaker 4:How many mothers I lost count.
Speaker 2:Well, usually he's one mother right.
Speaker 6:No, I'm from Mexico.
Speaker 4:I got to pull the sound pad up.
Speaker 6:Oh God Okay.
Speaker 4:That's a good one. Thank you for your laugh.
Speaker 5:A couple of sound bites there, Patrick.
Speaker 4:Yes, definitely, but have you guys seen what's going on with Ryan Garcia? I have. What do you guys think of that?
Speaker 5:Pretty disturbing. Was that an Instagram video or was that YouTube?
Speaker 2:I believe it was Well. I say what I say. Oh yeah, I got it, I got to say, yeah, I got two videos, but I guess it's on the Instagram and all other things you know.
Speaker 4:OK, so here's the gist of it. Like I don't know what to believe. Is he having a psychotic break? That's what they want you to think, Did they Like?
Speaker 5:Martin.
Speaker 4:Lawrence, did he really see what he said? He saw.
Speaker 2:Well, do we want to talk about what he said he saw and where he saw it? I'm going to. And what said place is called this is.
Speaker 4:Yeah, listen, listen.
Speaker 5:No, because we like to hold back here and take a deep show, Kevin.
Speaker 4:Yeah, listen, listen. No, because we like to hold back here on a Take a Deep show. Kevin, yeah, kevin, no, I wasn't going to pull up the videos, you're not even orbs anymore.
Speaker 2:Today you're Kevin. He's like what do I do?
Speaker 5:What do I do? What Too high, too Just trying to Shut up bitch.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Just trying to figure out why the mic didn't sit down. Alright, let's.
Speaker 4:We're gonna I'm gonna pull up the first video. We'll play that.
Speaker 2:Okay, kevin, you guys get all those under the breath moments now.
Speaker 7:They told me they're going to make an example on me Because I say Jesus so much. They're going to pit me on a cross and they're going to crucify me and the whole world and say, yep, this is what we do. This is what we do, so please help me out. I don't. I mean, if that's what's supposed to happen, let God's will be done, not mine. I'm okay with that and this is the truth. Have I lied about anything else? Nothing. So why would I lie about that? The people in black robes, bro, I conjured up. No, I don't even want to tell you. No, this is because this is deep. God asked me to do this. I'm going to just do it. I conjured up demons. I did.
Speaker 3:All right. So many people are asking me what I think about the Ryan situation and I'll say this I actually like the young brother, but Ryan is in a lot of mixture, meaning he is with God, but he is also with the world the women, the getting drunk, the gambling that's the world. But he's also with the world the women, the getting drunk, the gambling that's the world.
Speaker 3:But, he's also with the Lord. He thanks the Lord. He talks about God. That is, with God. Now, here's the problem with that when you are in a place of mixture, trying to uphold the kingdom of God while also dipping and diving into dark activities, sooner or later you are going to go through super spiritual warfare. Now, yes, many of the things that he has said is true as far as bohemian grove, as far as children, as far as all this demonic activity that he's talking about is definitely true. But you can also hear it in his voice as well that he is under demonic attack. So the best thing to do for him would be to pray for him right now, to pray for him to overcome the demonic attack that is on his life right now, because, although he may be saying a lot of truth, so you got that.
Speaker 5:That's him there you cut that right off at the end well cause I gotta go into this. So he called Andrew Tate and who exactly is Andrew Tate?
Speaker 2:I think we all know who Andrew Tate is. I don't know who the fuck.
Speaker 5:Andrew Tate. Well, I think we all know who Andrew Tate is. I don't know who the fuck Andrew Tate is. Really, are you serious? Yeah, oh my God.
Speaker 6:He's Andrew Tate's cousin.
Speaker 2:Is his worse than underscore?
Speaker 5:You don't know who Andrew.
Speaker 4:Tate is no. He's like a world famous kickboxer who got I mean he started a kickboxer.
Speaker 5:That's all you had to say. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:So what was the name of his academy?
Speaker 5:Bloodsport.
Speaker 6:No Millionaire's Club or something like that.
Speaker 4:He had to be like just the G. You know, that's what he called it, the G. They locked him and his brother up in Romania. So when he started coming out about the government, hey bro. When he started coming out about the government and pretty much predicting what they were going to do, he was like this is going to happen next. I'm going to get arrested. I'm going to get brought up on these charges. They arrested him in Romania. He called it out.
Speaker 6:Once you get to a certain status. He called out what was going to happen. It was like pedophile shit too right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they tried to say that it was. He was trafficking women, trafficking women in Romania, but he wasn't. So he's still in Romania, correct?
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 4:He still has the charges pending, I guess, which is mind bogboggling. So, okay, and even Andrew Tate has been saying if you say this and whatnot, if you challenge this, is what's going to happen, this is what's going to happen. I don't want to say this because I'll end up getting killed. Blah, blah, blah, and nothing he's said has not come true. Okay, and he's pretty much getting blacklisted on everything, shadow banned on everything, and now that he's back on X, he's able to say and do whatever the fuck he wants. He's an alpha male.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we'll just say that.
Speaker 5:Oh, is that the fucking guy that?
Speaker 2:he had a show.
Speaker 6:He doesn't wear a shirt. He's got a tattoo on his chest.
Speaker 5:He fucking tags himself as alpha male, right? No, no, something else. Then I saw someone recently do that.
Speaker 2:Someone show a picture of this guy, move on.
Speaker 4:He had a. Hola, andrew. So Ryan Garcia called Andrew Tate. This is about four minutes long. Now listen to what Andrew Tate says to him.
Speaker 8:All right, talk to us.
Speaker 7:Bro, I don't give a fuck. Bro. They held me down and they made me watch the little kids get raped. I don't give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 8:Where.
Speaker 7:Bro. They fucking took me to the fucking woods, bro, and they fucking tied. I'm not fucking joking, bro, I have fucking proof, bro. I don't give a fuck. This is Ryan Garcia, bro. I fucking will show you every fucking video you could ever fucking believe. Bohemian Grove is real. They fucking tied me down and they made me fucking watch dog. I absolutely don't give a fuck anymore. Yes, I fucking lost it. They're raping little kids before we continue now.
Speaker 4:This came out what? How long ago. It's been two weeks, about two weeks ago, all right, and the Whole, every fucking social Platform blew up from it. His wife, his ex-wife, came Out saying that he's not, you know, stable in the head, this, and that, whatever you know. He starts referring to Alex Jones, who's been to Bohemian Grove, who has? He's the one who broke the whole Bohemian you know. He starts referring to Alex Jones, who's been to Bohemian Grove. He was, who has, he's the one who broke the whole Bohemian Grove thing. But now listen to what they talked about this shit in the 80s, bro yeah.
Speaker 9:Now listen to what Andrew Tate says. He doesn't want to take us all.
Speaker 7:So let's go, come on, fuck this. Oh, fuck this. Do you know the higher elite bro? I'm checking. Fuck this dude dude. Who Bro you know the higher elites bro?
Speaker 4:And this is like an open call. That's on Twitter.
Speaker 8:You know the path you're going down is dangerous, my friend.
Speaker 7:I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. They can't touch me. I'm a god.
Speaker 2:He's a world champion.
Speaker 8:The first point of contention, because I care about you a lot and I can assure you from my own personal experience that they can touch you.
Speaker 7:No, they can't. Bro. So come touch me, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2:It's totally him talking.
Speaker 4:I feel like I'm playing 2k.
Speaker 7:That's my primo yes, of course I do the fuck. Are you talking about If Alex could get a fucking video? Of course I do the fuck. Are you talking about If Alex could get a fucking video from the Bohemian Grove? Of course I could.
Speaker 8:Well, I have to be.
Speaker 2:It sounds like he's slurring his words A little bit. I'm sure he's been like he's a boxer, I'm sure he's been given something to. You know, I'm sure they got him and gave him something. You know. Well, like truth'm sure they got him and gave him something you know. Take your turn to us. Well, I like truth, yeah, well, I mean he said he tied him down. Like how do you think they got him?
Speaker 5:You just said they gave him sodium pentothal.
Speaker 2:You know how do you think they got him tied down? Man Man's a professional boxer dude.
Speaker 4:How many fucking out? You know what I mean.
Speaker 8:Alright, listen, here's Tate again. Careful what I say, because I'm in the middle of a judicial process right now.
Speaker 7:You want me to get you out of it.
Speaker 8:Bro, my door gets kicked in if I say what I'm thinking.
Speaker 7:Okay, well, I can help you get out of it if you want. I know people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's hammered. Yeah, he's hammered.
Speaker 5:Well, if he saw what he says he saw, I'd be fucking hammered too.
Speaker 2:Maybe he got fucking roofied or something, who knows?
Speaker 4:Well, that's the thing now. Is he having a drunken rant and saying this stuff after because Bohemian Grove came up like a couple weeks before the rant? Is it something that he's spewing out just because he's having a fucking episode, because he's hammered and whatnot, just because he can't contain it, can't take it, yeah, or you know, is it?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's a dude, like if that's real and you fucking saw it like I'd have a fucking hard problem containing it too, man he's saying he has video proof.
Speaker 4:Where's the video proof?
Speaker 2:well, I mean, isn't there?
Speaker 5:well, isn't there something that happened after this?
Speaker 4:yeah, this, that's the crazy that's.
Speaker 8:We'll get back into that tell us, tell everyone at home, then start from the beginning. When did this happen? Where did this happen? What exactly did you see? Why have you tweeted the things you've tweeted? Let people at home understand you a little because I don't give a fuck, bro.
Speaker 7:They rate me right. I was two years old. They rate me Two.
Speaker 2:He didn't get $10 million for that Kev His parents did. He was two. He's in no position to negotiate.
Speaker 4:Of course he's not in a position to negotiate, Kev.
Speaker 5:Do you want this pile of money or this Oreo to have that man put his thingy in you? I'll take the Oreo. That's why kids can't choose their gender too.
Speaker 1:Giggity, giggity giggity, giggity, let's have sex.
Speaker 7:I have proof of that too. That's where it all started, bro.
Speaker 6:What is?
Speaker 8:going on here. You do know there's going to be certain people who believe, and I'm ryan. You know I like you. We've been speaking for years. You know there's going to be people who believe. You're just saying this because you've, I don't know, had a mental breakdown or taking drugs, and you're repeating some of the things you've said on the internet and they're going
Speaker 7:to not believe you unless you come out of the drug test. Andrew, Andrew, I'll go to the fucking Romania and take a drug test in front of your face.
Speaker 8:You don't want to come here. You don't need Romanian jail. Stop your fight camp. But I'm just asking, like you're going to have to be, you're going to have to tell a far more coherent story, from start to finish, for people to truly understand.
Speaker 6:He's calling them out.
Speaker 8:Yeah, what you're saying happened, what you saw, and that this is not some sort of episode or anything else. This is my advice to you as a brother. I'm trying to make it. If you want people to believe you, you're going to have to come along and explain from the absolute beginning exactly how it happened, who was involved, how you got there, what car you were in where, how you got there, what car you were in, where you were standing everything it's very specific.
Speaker 8:Good advice, okay, so when are you releasing it? How are you releasing it? Or are you keeping it for yourself, because it looks like you don't want to keep it for yourself.
Speaker 7:I don't. At the right time I'm going to release all of it, but at the right time I'm going to do it. They're already calling me to tell me to stop. I don't give a fuck dude. I've already had a meeting with them.
Speaker 4:So it's hard for me.
Speaker 5:Fast forward, fast forward, 10 days. Right, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then a few days after that it looks like he's, he's sitting in a like an airport, like an airport or like a fucking is he in like a lower, lower terminal in Denver, like in the caves?
Speaker 2:like in the airport that flies like caged chickens, right, no chickens.
Speaker 6:All right, mr Esposito, you know about that, no.
Speaker 5:You never sit in a plane ride with a bunch of caged chickens.
Speaker 6:I crossed the river in Texas, my primo Ryan, come back with me, man.
Speaker 2:All those plane rides were cocaine. Oh un pase. No chickens, just cocaine, so un pase.
Speaker 4:No chickens, just cocaine. So a few days after this and he's wearing like this. I love cocaine. He's wearing like this god wreath on his head. It looks like thorns.
Speaker 5:He's wearing the crown of thorns.
Speaker 4:That's what it looked like. Okay, and no question asked to him. He's like moving forward. All I'm going to talk about is boxing and the fight I have ahead of me, and that's it, nothing else.
Speaker 5:Could it have been just an embarrassing drunken episode?
Speaker 4:Come a little closer.
Speaker 5:An embarrassing drunken episode.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I think the whole thing's a bullshit. I think it's bullshit, you think so? Yeah, no doubt I. Just I can't buy that. I don't think it's bullshit.
Speaker 6:Well, I think he's been holding it in and he, finally, he, he let it out after that's just correct Show me, show me the show me videos you got.
Speaker 4:You said you're going to release it at the perfect time.
Speaker 2:But there's another video, the one in the airport, of him saying how they tried to put him in jail. They took his phone, his cards are locked, his cards are locked, and all this kind of stuff Comes out and says they were molested at two years old. You know, like if that's true that they took all that shit from him, like how is he supposed to?
Speaker 5:you know, I mean not for nothing, but that sounds like a Ray Donovan episode.
Speaker 4:Right, yeah, not for nothing, juicy.
Speaker 2:Smooyay Good old juice Good old fucking juice. This is the Juicy Smooyay. Are we being Juicy Smooyayed?
Speaker 5:He pulled the reverse Goodfellas yeah.
Speaker 4:Two white guys tied me up Dance for the drink spider, but I don't know if I can, if I buy it. It's tough to buy until I don't not buy it, I'm not sold.
Speaker 2:You love your conspiracies. I'm not sold, but it's pretty fucking interesting. I'll tell you that I'm going to buy a hot dog in Minnesota.
Speaker 4:Why are you talking into the side of it? I don't know.
Speaker 5:Because, he said that's what he was going to do. Why?
Speaker 2:This is better, I'm talking into the same fucking spot, it's just different over here. It's the same thing here as it is here.
Speaker 5:Swivel it Fight, fight, get. And he waits, swivel it.
Speaker 4:There you go. You don't have to get so close to it, you don't have to be that close.
Speaker 5:You don't have to deep throat it anymore. Oh my God, Don't we? I can't you apologize. This sounds funny, doesn't it? You apologize.
Speaker 4:I'm not apologizing anymore.
Speaker 1:Shut up bitch.
Speaker 4:So that brings us into the most ridiculous thing I think I've seen in the past few years, and somebody challenging us trying to hook up these microphones. That too, shut up, shut up. Somebody challenging Mike.
Speaker 1:Tyson to a boxing match. I'll eat your kids.
Speaker 5:I am so happy this fight's taking place.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can't believe it's real.
Speaker 4:There's only one thing I want out of this Death I want to see Jake Paul get his soul Knocked out of this. I want to see. I want to see Jake Paul get his soul knocked out of it.
Speaker 5:Kevin. Kevin hit this yesterday. He said it could be an exhibition. It could be what you know they've. They've set up how the fight's going to go. But just for argument's sake, jake Paul just clips Tyson the wrong way and all of a sudden Mike turns around. He looks at his corner. I'm going to eat your children.
Speaker 2:Like a low blow or something.
Speaker 5:He looks at Jake Paul, I'm going to bite your fucking eel. And he beats the fucking white off of this man.
Speaker 2:Like, just like the switch goes off, like he hits him in the nuts and it's just like oh, you want that Like I speed back my lines balls.
Speaker 5:And I don't care if it's sparring. You've all seen the videos of Tyson sparring at 55 years old, 57. 57 years old he is so powerful.
Speaker 2:He's an animal.
Speaker 5:It hurts me to watch it on video.
Speaker 2:He's an animal.
Speaker 4:And, like the dude he's training with, is a primetime trainer.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Listen, this guy is not going to want to be embarrassed by fucking Jake Paul.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to have you talk about me.
Speaker 5:Did you see what he said? I got a Tesla. Did you see what he said right after the fight was announced.
Speaker 4:I'm going to kill you children.
Speaker 5:So, mike, could you hurt him? He's like, oh, oh, yeah, I can hurt him easy. I can eat children, think and man oh I.
Speaker 4:I think he's gonna hit this guy one shot and this guy's gonna realize we were talking about that earlier. To go where. I want to see the old-school Tyson with that fuck when he's like this but then he catches you with that up just when he walks towards you with those two fists right by his fucking cheeks.
Speaker 2:Yes, you know, you're in fucking trouble, man. Black shorts, black shoes.
Speaker 4:Don't listen, don't get me wrong. Jake Paul can box, he can box. He can box, he can box, he can. He went the distance with fucking Fury. You know the Fury one in the split decision. He can throw a punch, but Mike's a fucking different animal.
Speaker 5:Different animal.
Speaker 6:Matty, give us a T-Rex imitation of Tyson.
Speaker 4:Is that? How is it that difficult to like put shirts on when you're doing that and shit, but I want to see. So this is going to be what July 20th.
Speaker 2:Or 27th somewhere around there.
Speaker 5:There I think it's July 20th actually it's free on Netflix, so we should actually be able to watch it and do a commentary without getting thrown off of Facebook. I'm shocked. It's on.
Speaker 4:I don't think we can do that shocked it's on. Remember that boxing match I fucking showed one day that was on pay-per-view. I did that illegally again, don't worry about that nothing on pay-per-view.
Speaker 6:I did that illegally Again.
Speaker 5:Don't worry about that. Nothing to see here. Technically, it really wasn't illegal, because we were only on air for 15 seconds. That was like the quickest hook ever yes.
Speaker 4:It's six seconds.
Speaker 2:They were on waiting for you.
Speaker 4:No joke, dude. And who was it? It was fucking Chad Ochocinco wasn't it Ochocinco. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 6:I'm just trying to. Did you say Ochocinco?
Speaker 4:Yes, we said it in Spanish Comprende, comprende 86. There we go. All right, it's still not coming up.
Speaker 5:No one cares.
Speaker 2:All right, it's still not coming up. No one cares we do. We don't need to, it's almost there.
Speaker 5:It seems like it's almost there. We don't need to see each other. We see it here.
Speaker 4:Fucking Kevin looks straight up, right, casper, right, like I got to look back towards it. No, dude, like what stage are you in, dude?
Speaker 2:I got the fucking like thousand watt light behind me.
Speaker 5:You know, we got to get him a little blush Powder, little Rouge, that's it.
Speaker 4:Little Rouge, can we get like a little midget, a little person?
Speaker 5:You got to stop saying midget, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:Can we get like a little person, midget American, like to smoke weed? We definitely don't have little people listening to us.
Speaker 2:I bet we got one Someone in like Russia, I feel like there's a lot of Russia.
Speaker 1:We said midget and our viewership went straight down.
Speaker 5:That was it. Fuck them. We said midget and our viewership went straight down.
Speaker 2:Fuck them.
Speaker 4:So your money is on Tyson yeah.
Speaker 2:It's tough man. What is this really going to be? Is it going to be a fight? Or is this going to be like Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago wanted to be? I don't know. Drago really kills him, just an exhibition, you know, some sort of exhibition. Jake Paul could not kill Mike. No, no, he's not. I'm not saying that, I'm saying he's gonna kill Jake Paul well, that's fine then, but like, like, what have you heard? These rules? Those are fake, they're fake.
Speaker 4:Right, those are fake like there's no, there's no way that's happening. Paul gets to wear headgear. Um, oh, he can tag in for Logan Paul. There's no drug test.
Speaker 2:Oh good.
Speaker 5:So Tyson can kill the whole family Awesome.
Speaker 2:Like tight. Where'd you see these rules at Like? Tyson has to weigh in, but Paul doesn't conspiracy theoriescom. And then there's another ridiculous one of like his, his brother can like be like tagged in in between rounds, or something which, when I heard that, I was like all right, this is nonsense.
Speaker 5:It wouldn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2:Up until then, until I heard the brother tag teaming in, I was like, okay, I could see this happening. Like the headgear, the weigh-in, the drug test yeah, I could see that being a thing, you know. But as soon as I heard the brother shit, I was like yeah, you know what?
Speaker 5:I hope that's true Because I want to see Tyson catch Jake Paul with a shot and knock him into next month and then look at the corner to his brother and just give him the come on you're in.
Speaker 6:No, he should fight them both at the same time, that'd be even better.
Speaker 5:It's still not fair.
Speaker 4:I'll kill you both. I'm going to eat both of you. Can't wait, I'm going to speed bag your balls.
Speaker 5:I want to see him knock out Jake Paul and get over his body and take a chunk out and bite his ear off the way I train, I speed bag my tiger's balls, that's pretty good.
Speaker 6:Can we stop talking about balls?
Speaker 4:please. I speed bag balls with grapes on it With strawberries.
Speaker 6:Perhaps I think you're a strawberry.
Speaker 5:Perhaps if you didn't speed bag your balls, you wouldn't have this problem. I'm going to turn the brothers into strawberries.
Speaker 4:That's a pretty good fucking mic right there. That wasn't bad. It's not too shabby, it's pretty good man Kevin you want to go outside. It's not bad. You want to go outside and fight Kevin? I heard you could throw 80 miles an hour. I could at one point Go throw yourself 80 miles an hour. It's a question mark now.
Speaker 5:When, when could you have done that?
Speaker 2:Anywhere from like 18 to fucking late 20s, I would think.
Speaker 5:Pat, you want to weigh in on that one. What was his statement right there? He said that he could have easily thrown 80 anywhere between 18 and his early 20s.
Speaker 2:No, you said when did I?
Speaker 5:you did not throw. You did not throw 80, you did not fucking throw 80 miles an hour there's no fucking way.
Speaker 4:Your jug gun was it hooked up with a can and a string?
Speaker 5:where were you throwing 80 miles an hour between 18 and fucking 21?
Speaker 2:Where? Where I said 29. Oh.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, Shut up bitch.
Speaker 2:Are you nationally ranked again? You're not even listening, right, pop All right, we're listening.
Speaker 4:When were you playing until 29?
Speaker 5:Where were you playing?
Speaker 4:Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 6:He was playing with his boss.
Speaker 5:Kept the grapes off.
Speaker 2:Listen, I'm talking about a time where I definitely threw or could throw from a mound 80 miles an hour. And I'm saying now I bet I could probably throw 80. No, you cannot.
Speaker 4:Are we going to have this discussion again?
Speaker 5:I'm pretty sure if you could have thrown 80 back then.
Speaker 4:You could have thrown a football 50 yards. Oh shit, I wasn't even going back. I'll go there. I mean, do we have to talk about this? No, we don't have to talk about it at all, but to put, just to remind everyone.
Speaker 5:Dot our I's and cross our B's.
Speaker 2:Everybody. This show started with an apology, I know.
Speaker 4:And we're going to end up on a fucking high note Like what the fuck.
Speaker 6:No more mashed potatoes for you, Patrick.
Speaker 2:Right, that's not all, he's not getting.
Speaker 4:So why do you think you could throw 80 miles an hour Right now? Yeah, so why do you?
Speaker 2:think you could throw 80 miles an hour right now. Yeah, okay, so I I think right now I could at least throw like 72, like right now like literally walk out of this room to a pitching man. Um no, not like walk out out of this room, but you give me like an hour or two to like toss, throw and stuff like that. Like I could get like 72, 73, something like that right now.
Speaker 5:Is that what the carnival gun show?
Speaker 2:There's no fucking way If I had like a month or two to like throw and like have a goal. I could have three years, yeah, but we've never scheduled this, you know you haven't fucking done anything to work up to it you know what?
Speaker 4:uh, ladies and gentlemen, why does my mic sound like music? Because you're where you're where am I talking? Like what's, stop talking so close to it Like I got to talk. Yes, okay, all right. I mean, we said this yesterday, I'm sorry, no, you're not. So the breaking news is Kevin is still delusional. I'm not delusional.
Speaker 5:Completely delusional. I'm saying like, okay, so what? We haven't even gotten to a bottle of bourbon yet.
Speaker 2:What's today's date?
Speaker 4:Pete, do you think? How hard do you think you can throw a bottle of bourbon? Today is March 10th.
Speaker 2:If we picked like 55.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this feels like a fucking episode. Of Price is Right right now, june 10th.
Speaker 2:I would say like mid-June.
Speaker 4:Kevin, back the fuck up from the microphone. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:June 10th. Just do it on purpose Give him another whiskey.
Speaker 4:What's June, 10th June 10th is the date you will not throw 80. It's Juneteenth, not 10th.
Speaker 2:Let's look at June. Let's look at June. All right, June 15th or June 16th is a Sunday.
Speaker 5:Is that Juneteenth? That makes perfect sense. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2:Let's go. I think it's June 19th. Where are we going? I don't know so.
Speaker 5:June 16th. Okay, June 16th.
Speaker 2:We're gonna. I will personally acquire.
Speaker 4:Just so you know. You're putting this all together. You're the idea guy who wants to throw 80. Guess what you're going to do Put action to it. What's the?
Speaker 6:bet here. What's the bet here? That's what I want to talk about. Is there a bet? Yeah you're not going to throw 80. Yeah, what's a bet? Yeah, you're not going to throw 80. Yeah, what's the bet? If he doesn't throw 80, what's the bet? I mean, I don't know Nothing changes.
Speaker 4:I didn't even want to bet it. I feel bad, matt.
Speaker 5:I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless. We've lost all viewers. Everything's going to show.
Speaker 4:Once we talk about Kevin Again Kevin Kibosh viewers, everything's going yeah. Once we talk about Kevin, again Kevin Kabosh on the show again. You guys are picking on Kevin. Thank you Once again. I'm sorry, fresh slate so we can start over.
Speaker 2:Now Forget about what just happened.
Speaker 5:Should have waited five minutes.
Speaker 6:We're down to one viewer. I think it's Joe Biden.
Speaker 2:It's Ben Thanks, Ben. Thanks for hanging in there, Ben.
Speaker 4:Pretty sure it's me. Ben got off once he's like oh, here we go again with Kevin.
Speaker 5:I think what we told him is mahogany. Joke was not funny, Dude that was funny.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry it's inappropriate, but really funny.
Speaker 4:It's either that or he's delivering vibrating pants.
Speaker 5:I think it's sleepy Joe. Is that what he's doing? He's been on the phone with his distributor for the vibrating pants. So you think, by June the Despacito line.
Speaker 2:June 16th. That's what we just said. This is Sunday. What's the bet? I don't know if there's a bet, I'm just saying I can.
Speaker 5:If you can hit it, what do you want? You need a motivating factor. You're not getting 10 mil.
Speaker 2:If I can't, what do you want? Why don't we start with that? I'll determine what you want or what I want by what you want, what you want or what I want by what you want.
Speaker 4:Moving forward. If you can't do it, to retire from saying that you can be able to do anything athletically because you haven't been able to prove so. Ever, again, ever again, and you're not nationally ranked.
Speaker 2:Being that I will be turning 50 this year, I will keep to that thing you just said. Can you beat a piñata? I don't know. I'm going to have to consult my, my contract.
Speaker 4:This is my skills agent.
Speaker 6:Can he beat a piñata, Patricio? Yes, he can?
Speaker 2:I guess he can After this. If I can't, I will no longer be able to speak for myself. How about that?
Speaker 5:We'll have to have Ali come down here and do the show for you.
Speaker 2:Oh no, and we'll just keep it as a question mark as to if I can. You know Like I'm going to think about this, you motherfuckers.
Speaker 4:I have zero problems. This is what I love, because you egged me on that day with the throw you were just Well, let's talk about the day, though.
Speaker 2:Let's talk about that day. Here we go. It's water under the bridge and you lost Honestly let's talk about how that day transpired we actually have another thing to get into. Back to one viewer.
Speaker 4:We're back to one viewer. We do because we're not going to waste our time on past stuff, with you losing a throw and getting smashed.
Speaker 2:And you? I can't believe you. You're going to blame him. I'm not going to blame him.
Speaker 4:Who's the one that sent the threatening text message? I'm just going to point out, blame him. Who's the one that sent the threatening text message? But I'm just going to point out the smile. Who's the one that sent the fucking the clock ticking? Who's the one that supplied the scotch the bourbon? You're the one who has a choice, you know, just like we tell everybody else, you have a choice, like I got off Own it.
Speaker 2:I got off of work and I went to Ryan's house early and to help him do something. I didn't twist your arm and all of a sudden, like I'm getting fed scotch bourbon oh, you're fucking Ryan Garcia.
Speaker 6:A long scotch, a long bourbon, a long beer.
Speaker 2:Now it's 1230 and I'm being like jabbed, you know, by him.
Speaker 6:You can't say jab. Can't say jab, you know, All of a sudden, you're. Ryan.
Speaker 5:Garcia, I took your phone, oh yeah, I guess I did. I froze your bank accounts I fed you scotch.
Speaker 2:I was led into conversations and statements. You know I was.
Speaker 5:I believe, I don't believe. I took control of your phone all day.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't have been driving.
Speaker 5:Why? Because you were doing donuts in the high school parking lot in front of the sheriff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean can we talk about that? You know, like you know, like you know, like I, the conditions. Let's talk about those, you know I threw in the same conditions as
Speaker 4:you self-incrimination going on here yeah, I threw in the same condition.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, well, pat, I believe I I believe, excuse me, the conditions favored, your, your style of throwing.
Speaker 4:Excuse me, you called me crazy for wanting to do it.
Speaker 5:Excuse me, hey hey, hey, hey, hey, A nice sunny spring day?
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, but in the middle of winter in January, no.
Speaker 6:It's just about you guys.
Speaker 5:Our listeners have spoken and they both feel that no one gives a fuck about this. I know we have no viewers, I didn't bring it up. No one fucking, no one cares.
Speaker 4:You dragged on.
Speaker 5:No one cares.
Speaker 4:Drag Don See, mateo see.
Speaker 5:So, Thanks, Mr Desposito.
Speaker 4:You're welcome. So when's when's June. June 16th, june 16th, june 16th that's what you just hear when it's quiet did you say June 16th 616? For the last fucking time. Don't talk, right up front dude, you're gonna have a drinking minimum come shows soon, soon. I think it's a maximum. Did you guys live together? You're going to have a drinking minimum, come shows.
Speaker 5:Soon, soon. I think it's a maximum. Did you guys live together?
Speaker 4:So can I get into another topic? Kevin, I'm waiting to say that, is that okay? Am I allowed to? Yeah, sure, you sure, oh, my God, no one's watching us. Yeah, we died.
Speaker 5:Fucking. Oh my God, no one's watching us.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:We died.
Speaker 6:Fucking straight up kibosh. I think we're losing money now.
Speaker 4:All right, so Elk Grove Elementary School. And where was this?
Speaker 2:We didn't figure that out yet.
Speaker 4:California, all right figure that out yet California, Alright. So in Elk Grove Elementary School there was a secret LGBTQ club. That was discovered. Alright, the club was being held at lunch and parents weren't informed of its existence.
Speaker 5:Elementary school.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's just go there. So how would you feel if you knew about that?
Speaker 5:I'd be pissed maddie, I'd be flipping fucking desks in the school district the little ones.
Speaker 6:What does lgbtq stand for? Why, what?
Speaker 4:uh, you've seen that. You've seen Chappelle's stand-up you know the LGBTQ, Lesbian.
Speaker 1:I said let's go bully the queers.
Speaker 6:Sorry, oh, now we have negative zero listeners.
Speaker 2:That's kind of funny, though, whatever. It is a little funny. It is a little funny, yeah, like fuck you guys for not laughing.
Speaker 4:So we're going to get into this before Kevin gets us totally fucking canceled. So this is a parent who's speaking at the board meeting they had. Now, the crazy thing about this is this there is also the school allegedly sent out a memo to staff called how to respond to resistance against the Rainbow Clubs. All right, you can't make this shit up.
Speaker 9:Say that again, this fire which I can provide to you, to all teachers, inviting them to a training titled Responding to Resistance, inviting them to a training titled Responding to Resistance. The bullet points mention that teachers will learn, quote how to respond to resistance against rainbow clubs. Now, the discovery of this fire was made known to us by an elementary school teacher and it is quite alarming. It was sent just a few weeks after parents discovered a secretive lunchtime UBU club at Pleasant Grove Elementary School. Oddly, the district has not given much response to the concerned parents. But shortly after concerned parents of elementary age children is to ignore them and then provide teachers with training on how to push back, ignore and keep more secrets from parents. This is blatantly disrespectful to parents, who deserve to be partners in their child's education.
Speaker 2:That's the way, disrespectful. This is why motherfuckers need to get punched in their child's education. That's the way.
Speaker 5:Disrespectful. This is why motherfuckers need to get punched in the fucking face.
Speaker 4:So you have the school conspiring behind parents' backs of how to push back on the system and let this thing continue, which is mind-boggling to me. I don't think it called communism Push back on the system and let this thing continue, which is it's mind boggling to me?
Speaker 2:I don't think it's communism, man?
Speaker 4:No, it's, there's like this is the thing where you step back and you're like there's definitely some type of other country that got involved years and years and years ago in order for this to happen. Take the parents out of the equation.
Speaker 2:Well, it's part of the breakdown of the parents out of the equation. Well, it's part of the breakdown of the fucking unit of the country, right yeah, like part of the schools and kids and the parents and the government, you know, like it's not communism. It's more like trying to dismantle a government, you know.
Speaker 4:They let the kids in that district have hammers too, like Pelosi's oh not big dicks.
Speaker 5:You mean hammers. Yeah, hammers, not big dicks.
Speaker 2:It's another thing to cause social dissent.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's another way to have.
Speaker 5:It weakens the family structure. It weakens the country as a whole.
Speaker 4:It turns. It turns children into fucking snowflakes, into, I mean snowflakes.
Speaker 2:It draws your attention away from something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's that, but it doesn't draw your attention away from something else.
Speaker 2:But this is going on and that takes your attention away from other things.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Well, what the fuck else would you want to be paying attention to? Are they a kid being taken to a fucking rainbow fucking meeting and hiding it from?
Speaker 4:unless they're talking about tricks like the cereal Lucky charms or lucky charms.
Speaker 5:Tricks are for kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is also California too. That's another thing.
Speaker 4:You know there's another layer to it? Do you believe stores get fined if they don't have a gender-neutral section in their store?
Speaker 5:I have not seen that.
Speaker 4:That's so funny. They get fined for that if they don't have a gender-neutral section in their store with items in order for—.
Speaker 5:I'm not even joking with you If I was in a store shopping. I start pushing racks over.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here with this shit. Honestly, man, if you're ever in Target or something, I bet if you opened your eyes up to maybe you're going in there for fucking shampoo.
Speaker 5:You know what Kev? How about this? Maybe that's why I don't go to Target.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm just saying anywhere you go, unless they got a good sale Like you're not going into like Walmart.
Speaker 5:Did they have their racks low for people with short arms?
Speaker 6:I just pictured it's the T-Rex section.
Speaker 4:I just pictured little Matty with little fucking T-Rex Trying to get his shirt.
Speaker 2:They got them. Motorcycles you can ride, didn't?
Speaker 4:they ban those in the mall. I've seen people abuse that power, those fucking, those portable little Rascals, whatever they call them. They're awful. You'll see people get up in the aisle and then walk and then get back into it. I'm like, yeah, the jig is up. The jig is up.
Speaker 2:So it's funny. I said something to some guy one time because I'm like did you call him?
Speaker 4:retarded Gay Jewish, Wow Dude really Really.
Speaker 5:Wow, drive that fucker into an oven. Really Holy shit. Well, I'm just curious if you said that I didn't say it. I was wondering if you said that.
Speaker 2:So anyway.
Speaker 6:Holy shit man.
Speaker 2:Like I saw some dude riding one of them and obviously the guy didn't need to be riding it. I was like, are you serious man? And he's like I work here, I'm just bringing it to get charged. I felt bad because I was almost going to give him the business. I was ready, I was all fired up, pumped up, Go and give it to him. You were going to give it to him, huh, and he fucking worked there.
Speaker 2:He was going to fucking charge it. I'm sorry, man, Did you like, were you ready to give it to him? Like you put French fries in a microwave, you know?
Speaker 8:not quite that intense, but Not that hot Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's whatever. Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 4:I was just waiting for some type of slur.
Speaker 1:No, Was that?
Speaker 4:too easy.
Speaker 1:Let the boy watch. Let the boy watch.
Speaker 5:Well, apparently that's what they were doing in California.
Speaker 4:I guess. So Now listen, as a parent man, if you know, I didn't know about that. And then I find out that the school district is doing it on purpose to keep that information from you. That's where I have the fucking huge problem. Intentionally hiding it from you, yeah, and then giving the teachers like training of how to suppress it and ignore. That's a different level of cover.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's crazy. Like school board should be gone, Like that's a. That's a totally different level.
Speaker 5:Teachers should be gone, administrators should be gone, school board should be gone. That's nuts.
Speaker 4:You know, but unfortunately that's the fucking. That's the world we live in.
Speaker 5:Well, no, you know what the problem is. The fucking that's the world we live in. Well, no, you know what the problem is? The problem is the families, because every fucking parent should have pulled their kid out of that fucking school and there should be no fucking revenue, no reason for anyone to fucking be there you know, you know how kevin's reaction would have been what have you been let the boy?
Speaker 1:I need your help. I can't tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later and we're gonna hurt some people. Who's gonna take quality? Are you going to take?
Speaker 5:I need your help. Hate crime on two yeah.
Speaker 4:He's got his white hood running around the streets and shit, oh my.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 6:Can I go to get out of here I?
Speaker 2:swear. This thing started with an apology.
Speaker 4:It did. Unfortunately, it's kind of snowballed out of me.
Speaker 5:Are you ever going to wear your hood on camera, or could you bring it down one time, just so everyone could see? Like?
Speaker 2:that?
Speaker 5:no, it's not okay Wait you said it was on the money.
Speaker 2:Nah, it's not okay, Do I not? Jeez, I'm sorry, you're right, we're painting you in a wrong way. Why don't we fucking turn somewhere?
Speaker 1:else guys Jesus.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, you're right, we're painting you in a wrong way. Why don't we fucking turn somewhere else? Guys here, I'm sorry, seriously, man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honestly, it's getting to a fucking level to where we got to stop that shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you should be. I'm sorry Because I'm not fucking happy.
Speaker 5:Because I'm not fucking happy. I was being serious, yeah, so was I.
Speaker 6:I guess the apology wasn't good enough we probably should stay with it more than three seconds. Does this mean I don't?
Speaker 4:get my mashed potatoes? Probably not. I'm going to stay down here all night now and freeze. I think you pushed a little too hard.
Speaker 5:I went over the line.
Speaker 4:I think you did.
Speaker 5:I said I was sorry, I was being serious, I wasn't joking when I said it.
Speaker 4:It's always when the camera's over in that corner, he storms out.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God, you're right.
Speaker 4:This is the worst episode ever.
Speaker 6:It's been a pleasure, guys. Pete's never coming back. Me and my strawberry balls are out of here.
Speaker 5:How long are we recording?
Speaker 4:Unfortunately, that was about an hour and 16.
Speaker 5:Okay, that's about right, yeah.
Speaker 4:So we're going to call it quits here. We're going to stop going live because, yeah, awkward, yeah, let's take it deep people and hopefully we'll see on the next episode. I think Pat's going to take it deep tonight.
Speaker 6:I'm on the next episode.
Speaker 5:I think Pat's going to take it deep tonight, my bad, oh no. Do we have any music to even close?
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa, what is?
Speaker 4:that it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, because Kevin thought he looked like. People said he looked like Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves, we're getting out of here.
Speaker 2:I think I need a drink.
Speaker 4:It's over. Oh no, I don't even want to go upstairs. What?
Speaker 2:are we doing live so bad?
Speaker 1:Echoes in eternity, I'm out. T-t-t-t-t-t-t.
