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Ep.95 Navigating Comedy and Tragedy: Heroes, Legal Woes, and the Power of Social Media Ahead of Our 100th Episode
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Get ready to buckle up for a wild ride through laughter, debates, and the unexpected as we barrel toward our 100th episode with flair. Our latest adventure takes you from Broadway mishaps to an eyebrow-raising discussion with our guest, Jimmy Conway. Discover the quirks of the legal system, dive into the gravity of a serviceman's fiery protest, and join us in speculating the true impact of social media on our world. It's a blend of the serious and the comedic, where heroes are sought, boxing matches are teased, and the very fabric of society is questioned—all wrapped up in our unique, audacious style.
Suspense builds as we swing from tales of hair transplants in Buenos Aires to the perplexities surrounding Trump's legal fines. We're holding nothing back, sharing everything from our friend's awkward post-surgery drinking story to the sobering realities behind underreported crimes like sex trafficking and child abduction. This episode is a tapestry woven with threads of humor, heart, and a touch of the macabre, promising a journey where every laugh comes with a side of insight.
As we near the end of this rollercoaster episode, we don't just leave you hanging—we rally the troops and urge our listeners to join us in the trenches across all platforms. It's more than a call to action; it's an invitation to be part of our podcast family as we approach a monumental episode. So charge your headphones and gear up for an experience that's guaranteed to be anything but typical. We're here to entertain, provoke thought, and maybe even inspire a change or two along the way.
Thank you. I'm going to go where all the good men gone. And where are all the gone? Where's the streetwise earth that leads to fight, to rising on? Isn't there a white night upon the fire and steam late at night? I toss and I turn and I dream of what I've been watch this Late at night. I toss and I turn and I dream of what I've made Watch this. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fast in the fight.
Speaker 2:I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast.
Speaker 3:What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 4:Hello, Unbelievable mate.
Speaker 5:Hello, unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 3:Wow, Ben's on early.
Speaker 4:Joe was watching a minute ago too.
Speaker 3:I saw Joe was down in the city today he was.
Speaker 4:He was watching. I'm here. He was watching a little Broadway show, a little notebook. I was wondering if that got him aroused a little notebook on.
Speaker 3:Broadway, really. Yeah, joe, did a notebook get you fired up and aroused? I want to know Broadway Really.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, joe, did a notebook get you fired up and aroused? I want to know.
Speaker 5:I don't know.
Speaker 3:On Broadway, like his birthday photo.
Speaker 5:Whose speaker's on. It's not me Again, it's not me Again.
Speaker 3:It's not me, un. It's not me Again.
Speaker 5:It's not me, un-fucking-believable. Seriously, man, I mean.
Speaker 4:I mean, I fucking turned everything, fucking down three times.
Speaker 5:Yeah, obviously your fat fingers didn't get that one. You know what? Go fuck yourself, Pat.
Speaker 4:Wow, just go fuck yourself. Okay, all right.
Speaker 5:See, here's the issue we have right now. Anybody who's watching Watching. Is that what I just said?
Speaker 4:Wow, who's been drinking since 1?
Speaker 5:Well, that's the issue we have. Our wonderful co-host, matthew over here has been drinking since 1 o'clock and he is venomous right now. First of all, he did doze off. He did With his eyes open, just going to throw that out there, but he said he was thinking.
Speaker 4:I was just resting. Here you're resting. That's amazing. Oh my God, dude, at least I wasn't out in the weeds in Seacaucus.
Speaker 5:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 95. 95 something. 95 question mark. Question mark. Question mark I'm going to take a deep shot.
Speaker 3:Plus or minus two.
Speaker 5:So the countdown has begun.
Speaker 4:Ben, is your mother-in-law watching the show this week? Did you explain what happened last week?
Speaker 5:Oh my God, is she watching it with her?
Speaker 3:I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:That was so, so bad.
Speaker 3:Moving on yeah moving on.
Speaker 5:So we have the countdown to the 100th episode. The 100th episode and if you're, you know we still haven't figured out what we're doing, except you two have come up with a plan I don't know about yet. We will discuss that down the road with possible celebrity boxing.
Speaker 3:It wasn't really a plan, man. It was more of a joke. Celebrity boxing.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, you're the idea guy and I want to go through with that plan. Who do I have to box? According to Kevin, it was you and him going at it. Oh, we're going. I thought we were going to settle it.
Speaker 3:We're going Right.
Speaker 5:Alright.
Speaker 4:I'm in Nice. I'm in.
Speaker 5:So if you're listening out there, we still want to thank all of our listeners.
Speaker 3:We go Olympic style with the headgear and the tank tops, absolutely.
Speaker 5:And possible subscribers down the road. You can follow us at our website at wwwthetakedeepshowcom. You can follow us at X at the TID show, Instagram and TikTok, and soon to be TIDFC? Yeah, I don't think Dana White's not going to let that fly.
Speaker 4:TIDFC yeah.
Speaker 5:Instagram and TikTok at the TID underscore show. We want to start getting our YouTube channel going, so, if you can go there, subscribe even though listen, okay, if you go there. Yeah, not too many videos, we need subscribers, okay, people. That's, that's the way it's working here. Master subscribe button. Damn it. We work for you, we do. We do so. You need to work for us, and our YouTube is at the TID show. Not really for Kevin, because he's a tough boss.
Speaker 4:Idea guys are not bosses. I mean, we saw what happened. We only need a producer for one show.
Speaker 5:Yeah, shit got to have the controls, like when Tom Cruise was yelling on set during the COVID.
Speaker 4:Remember that, yes, I do Screaming and yelling.
Speaker 5:That was a cheesecake Delicious.
Speaker 3:Delicious. You can see what I did there.
Speaker 5:You seduce me with food. I do and.
Speaker 5:I have zero problems with that. So, and one of the reasons why we were playing that little fucking good old Bonnie Tyler right, I Need a Hero. That's Bonnie Tyler Right, isn't it? I don't know, I think it's Bonnie Tyler. No, wrong, goddamn fucking mouse I'm using and we're looking for a little Chinese people to actually sit behind the scenes and actually help our show out. No, why does it got to be Chinese people? They could be Latinos and whatnot. I just figured the Chinese guys would help us out because they probably made this machine. No, I'm just saying we need insiders. That's it. Yeah, it's Bonnie Tyler. Sign a full book.
Speaker 6:Oh, bonnie Tyler. Yeah, it's Bonnie Tyler. Sign a full butt, oh, bonnie.
Speaker 3:Tyler. Yeah there we go. All right, how about that, anyway, hey.
Speaker 5:So we're thinking for this 100th episode.
Speaker 4:We really need to you see Ben's comment. No, what's he got? Ben said Orb's a tough boss, he's a Nazi. For God's sake.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, Kevin and I did have a discussion about the Adolf name, so I don't think he wants it anymore. He denounces it?
Speaker 4:I don't think I ever wanted it, man, you've earned it. He denounces it Like a dictator A little bit.
Speaker 5:Like a little bit, you know, and he did seem very concerned with it?
Speaker 4:Was it shedding a negative connotation out in the stratosphere? Was that the problem? Well, you know here's the thing.
Speaker 5:So this discussion happens. We kind of break bread, Joe Mason great idea.
Speaker 3:Pat's been dying for that.
Speaker 5:It's true, TAD karaoke. Bro Joe, come in the studio for the 100th.
Speaker 4:You and Ben. Pat's been dying for that. It's true, tid karaoke, bro Joe, come in the studio for the 100th.
Speaker 5:You and Ben, I'm telling you right now that would be fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3:Do you think the weather will be warm? I?
Speaker 4:will bet. I'm hoping so. I will bet Joe Mason takes TID karaoke without even trying.
Speaker 5:Oh, since Joe is lit, since Joe is watching, we can bring this up to Joe. I can build a stage, joe. Quick question Joe, can you build a table? No, you stop it, stop this, stop it. You are not coming up with things to do. Dude, I'm set design and then yeah, I did.
Speaker 3:guys set design. That's what I do, bro. You wanted to show off with a blinky light. You got it, bro.
Speaker 5:The reason why the stage collapsed is because, I didn't finish the other half of the stage. That's all we need. Next thing, we got a lawsuit on our hands. We're fucking done. Fuck you guys.
Speaker 3:I love you.
Speaker 5:Joe quick question. You were scrolling through Facebook the other day, oh boy and you posted your beautiful photo up.
Speaker 4:You seem to be very Was that velour you were wearing. You were very excited it was your birthday.
Speaker 5:It seemed like you were very wink wink excited. I don't know if you've noticed Mr Bully Wink was poking through. Maybe there was purpose behind it, or unless you're just like Tom Oster, extremely.
Speaker 4:What an enormous shmeet.
Speaker 5:If you are kudos to you my friend. God bless you. I'm just.
Speaker 4:You should show it off more often.
Speaker 5:Because we were just wondering if your people who released that photo. If they released that photo, if they double checked to make sure, if there's any, you know, I don't know Got to airbrush that thing out, yeah. Or you may have airbrushed it in. We don't know that. It's tough to airbrush in a pitch tent.
Speaker 4:The second I saw it. I wanted to comment on it.
Speaker 5:By the way, joe, this is Pat checking out your crotch? It's one of those photos where it's like a certain comment would have just made it absolutely hilarious, just hilarious.
Speaker 4:To you, perhaps not to the poster.
Speaker 5:I probably would have done it on Instagram or if it was on X, but Facebook's a totally different ballgame.
Speaker 3:Gotta watch yourself.
Speaker 5:I was like, no, maybe he didn't notice it.
Speaker 4:But Pat wasn't the first one to notice the fellas from work were all over
Speaker 5:that photo Told them it was creative lighting. Creative lighting.
Speaker 4:Oh God, God bless. That's all I gotta say. God bless you. Pat wants you to show him how to create the lighting Right.
Speaker 5:Oh God, God bless. That's all I got to say. God bless you.
Speaker 4:Pat wants you to show him how to create the lighting.
Speaker 5:Listen, if I had a shmeet like that, I'd show it off on my birthday too.
Speaker 3:Where's the small wiener club? Oh, you got to have that on the radio.
Speaker 5:I think I took it off. Oh yeah, I kind of cleaned. Oh no, it's still there. We can't play it so long because it's too long.
Speaker 4:I mean we could shorten it maybe but I mean, that's Tom Oster's intro music.
Speaker 5:Or I could just cut out schmeet.
Speaker 4:The whole reason to play it is for schmeet.
Speaker 5:Great word.
Speaker 4:Schmeet. All right, moving on.
Speaker 3:I don't even think that was on the grease board.
Speaker 5:No, no, we hit it hard, we hit it hard, yeah, yeah. The more and more I go through every day on this planet, the more and more I realize either it's extremely terrible or I'm literally convincing myself on a daily basis that we do live in the matrix Simulation.
Speaker 4:Did you say stimulation?
Speaker 5:Oh, you're talking about jogging, oh, no, no, no. There's so much shit that goes on from politics to sports, to just everything in fucking general that really does make you question and be like is that even real?
Speaker 4:Social media plays a big part in that. Yeah, I mean personally. If you drank out of your enemy's dead skull anymore like they used to do in medieval times, a lot of this shit would end.
Speaker 5:Is that confirmed?
Speaker 4:I think it would be Fact check.
Speaker 5:it's wrong and that's what I'm saying. I disagree, that's the way it is now. So, no matter what you say, what you do, what everything is done in this social media fucking world is taking away the conversation of a person on this side. A person on this side having a conversation yeah, you may disagree, whatever, but now it's.
Speaker 4:You can live with that. You people don't have to agree.
Speaker 5:I have a I have a huge issue with what's going on in New York city.
Speaker 3:What's going on in New York city?
Speaker 5:Okay, the migrants. Listen to me. I have nothing against illegal aliens coming in, as long as you know you want to become a citizen?
Speaker 4:Oh, I have a monsters issue with illegal aliens.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I have no issue with anyone who wants to go through the process and be here legally Exactly so what social media has done is taking, you know, people who want to come into the country and become citizens and whatnot. And with the illegal aliens who are coming in from Mexico, who are not going to become fucking citizens? No, not. And you saw what happened with the Palestinian guy not Palestinian guy. The Arabian oh my God, arabianites. The Middle Eastern guy, arabian oh my. God, arabian Nights.
Speaker 3:The.
Speaker 5:Middle Eastern guy, Middle Eastern guy who threatened the dude who was videotaping. Lo and behold, find out he's working for he's on some committee with Islam.
Speaker 3:That's the one where he was like if you were smart. You'd know who I am.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but if you complain about it, you're looked at as a terrible person because you don't want illegal aliens. It's not about. It's about the ones who are coming in and causing problems. The ones who aren't coming in and causing problems, who want to become citizens. Good for you. What happened down in the city with the immigrants in the city who beat the shit out of the police officers? Not only beat the shit out of the police officers a couple days after that, there's another video when migrants are staying. Thanks for being A great fucking city, by the way. Let's just keep the migrants there and just let them do whatever Fuck they want. It was a couple of cops who came and people Were like sleeping on the stairs. They shouldn't have been sleeping there. They're breaking the law, so they try to break it up. What do you think happened? What happened? The migrants started throwing fucking trash cans At the police, at the police officers. Right, nice, real nice. This is the issue.
Speaker 4:I have now, and no consequences. By the way, the jerk-offs that beat the police released no consequence, exactly Now.
Speaker 5:Alan Bragg, the Alvin Bragg, the DA down in the city. Perfect, all right, mm-hmm. He's decided that his decision for the illegal elements involved in the incident have since been reportedly filed to the CA. I don't know what the hell a CA is. What's a CA Whatever? I don't know what the hell a CA is. What's a CA Whatever? I don't know. In a court of law, our profound obligation is to make sure we have right people charged with the right crimes. Okay, that's a key thing right there. Assaulting police is pretty much a crime, is not? I don't think New Yorkers want to change. Charge the wrong person Totally get that, and I agree with that. Okay, here's the problem I have with that, though. This was videoed, caught on camera. Yep, you got the guys arrested because those are their fucking faces on camera. Yeah, who's the wrong person? Their fucking faces on camera. Who's the wrong person? How did these guys get let go the next day, coming out flipping Tupac fingers?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was bullshit.
Speaker 5:And guess what? Not charged with anything, nothing, no fine. They got fucking released without bail, and where are they now? Who the fuck knows?
Speaker 4:So I don't see the system working. They ain't. I'll tell you no, no way.
Speaker 5:The only way you're going to find them is they're going to collect their a thousand dollar prepaid debit cards yeah, yeah and it says there is a pre presumption of pre-trial, non pre-trial, non incarceration for every case, except those with charges of homicide or the death of a victim.
Speaker 4:What about with the migrant? Recently stabbed a woman in the chest. I forget where that was. I remember hearing that. Yeah, I just read it and I'm drunk, I can't remember.
Speaker 3:Nice Awesome.
Speaker 5:I just want to show the video of.
Speaker 3:Did you guys see that thing? I sent on the message the group chat with the slavery stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh what.
Speaker 3:No, I pulled it back up because we were talking about migrants. You guys didn't watch it, the TikTok I sent, or were you too busy bitching about my?
Speaker 5:monopoly attacks yeah, but I was just going to show the video of the brag thing. Okay, that's why we have that, okay.
Speaker 4:Alright, well, why don't we? Let's watch the brag video, mr Albs.
Speaker 5:I was just waiting for you to turn around. I was like what the fuck? I was like, thanks, idea guy, Are you going to go?
Speaker 4:Ben brings up an interesting point, so this is Alvin Bragg. There we go.
Speaker 5:So let me just play the video so you can see what it fucking looks like.
Speaker 4:What Was that? Alvin Bragg eating a Twinkie? I don't know.
Speaker 5:But I mean, look at this, just fucking Come on and bam, let's beat the shit out of the cops Like where is this okay? So you know what?
Speaker 3:Where the fuck are shit out of the cops Like where is?
Speaker 4:this. Okay, you know what? Where the fuck are the rest of the fucking New Yorkers? Maybe to help the fucking cop?
Speaker 5:out. There's another issue I have.
Speaker 4:How about help the?
Speaker 3:motherfucker out. So that's another issue. It's because they've chased all the good people out of New.
Speaker 5:York. Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. If I was down there I'm going to second guess I would have jumped on that. I would second guess it, though Getting involved. I'd assess If I got involved For sure.
Speaker 5:If I got say, we got involved and we killed one of the guys for helping a cop, I'll throw fucking million dollars on it. I would go to jail for manslaughter and these guys would not be brought up on charges for attacking cops. And I went there to help the cop. I'll throw order and these guys would not be brought up on charges for attacking cops. And I went there to help the cop. Yeah, I'll throw a million dollars on it. That's the way our system has turned. That's what it's turned into Everywhere.
Speaker 3:There's Yikes. Well, the cities, you know. Yeah, I mean fucking Chicago. Look at Chicago. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Chicago's like.
Speaker 5:Chi-town's in bad shape. Chicago's like California in Escape from LA and Snake Plissken is fucking. He's strolling around somewhere in the streets of Chicago. Nice job, obama. Way to prep that city Brutal. I mean, anybody's like. I'm moving to Chicago. Why? What for Wind? Like it's just nuts and now it's just everything that's going on with-. I'd rather go to Detroit at this point. No.
Speaker 2:I want to go.
Speaker 5:Yellowstone. I want to go. Yellowstone, montana. Yeah, just get on the fucking ranch and that's it.
Speaker 4:Shoot anything that bothers you.
Speaker 5:Hunt down. Some horses Ride bareback.
Speaker 3:That is a good point by Ben. We don't hear anything about the KC shooter. Nope, not a whole lot. Why? Because it wasn't an angry one.
Speaker 5:Well, yeah, they just had the.
Speaker 4:It wasn't a white guy wearing a MAGA hat.
Speaker 5:They just had the funeral for one of the victims Today. Was it today or yesterday? Today, I believe? You know it's just the more and more shit that happens. I'm like I can't come on. I was like, really, you know, okay, yeah, I'm in the Matrix. That's the way I feel every fucking day, and it's brutal, and that's why I don't go to the city anymore. Nope, will not. No interest. Anytime I am down in the city for work, I'm like I'm constantly, for whatever reason, looking over my shoulder, looking for reflections when I'm walking past like a glass building, to make sure nobody's behind me, Like Jason Bourne.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, dude, I'm ready to go fucking. It's like Mission Impossible.
Speaker 5:I'm ready to go nunchuck ninja on people, because that's what, like I guess. What did you just say? Nunchuck ninja, wow, yeah, hey, oh yeah, it's training from Jizzball.
Speaker 4:I don't know if you guys know this Jizzball goes, watches your back in the city. I treat you with nunchuck.
Speaker 5:Hey, stick your nunchuck in your hand. We're cheers Sticky nunchuck, sticky nunchuck.
Speaker 4:I think we need to send Ben a pair of sticky nunchucks from Jez Paul.
Speaker 5:How about some sticky vibrating pills?
Speaker 4:Oh, no, no, no, no Autocraft.
Speaker 7:We got to get his mind out the gutter fast, because if we stay, it's not going to be.
Speaker 4:His mother-in-law already has us, oh God.
Speaker 5:Poor Ben, poor Ben, love you, ben. Oh, so I was before we get into our next thing. I was talking with Dro and he's like why don't you do the 100th episode down here? I was like it ain't happening. I was like we'll never get down there again.
Speaker 4:It would be phenomenal. I would love. I'm still all in to do that.
Speaker 5:I did talk to him because of the horrible interview we had with our number one fan, Ben, in the gay bar in wherever he was Toronto, Montreal Ben in the gay bar in wherever he was Toronto. So I had to rethink of boots on the ground people.
Speaker 6:He had a bad connection.
Speaker 4:I mean you can't kill him. The first time it was okay, it's called a male review.
Speaker 2:Not a gay bar.
Speaker 5:So Dro said he'll do it anytime we want him to. If he's out and we give him a call, he has no problem going around and interviewing people wherever he is. He goes to the casino a lot, but he won't be able to do that at the casino. No, they don't like videotaping in the casino, All right? So I have to tell him listen. All right, plan it out. Plan it out to go to a bar, Let me know, I'll send you the link. You give us a call and this can end up pretty good. And he said he'll do whatever we ask him to do. Uh-oh. But then he called Aideen. He's like you think the guys can do a ride around when they come down. And Aideen said we could.
Speaker 4:He said that the last time we asked Can you imagine that, dude, we got to put some fucking wireless mics on and fucking go time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's go time, that'll be fucking fantastic Can we be like shack cops, like they made him like a real cop.
Speaker 5:Yeah, do we get to wear like the vests and stuff? Is he going to deputize us? No, you're taking that a little too far. You can't get deputized. We didn't even do anything. We didn't even do anything yet to get deputized. We'll probably get arrested. I just want to carry the gun, the perpetrators were riding along with the cop you going shotgun.
Speaker 3:I mean I'll take whatever I can get. You seem like a shotgun guy.
Speaker 4:You know what. It's probably better if I had the scattergun. Spit it out, Spit it out. I said boy.
Speaker 3:I figured you'd be comfortable with the street howitzer.
Speaker 4:Well, it's better I have the street howitzer than the hand cannon.
Speaker 5:Nope, ben gave us the hand cannon. What's the hand cannon? A sidearm, oh yeah, oh, like a specific one, pistola Brajol, I mean, I can do the same thing.
Speaker 4:I'm not going out there with my brajol in my hand.
Speaker 5:Yeah, no, I was actually thinking about it. I was thinking about it the other day because of how crazy this fucking world is getting. It was going to get my permit. Bubba Joker put his brajol in his hand. Hopefully that's licensed.
Speaker 3:Just armed men running in fear.
Speaker 4:Licensed to yell. Alright, come on, move on, move on.
Speaker 3:Moving on Get away.
Speaker 5:Get away. He's got a pet dragon, he's coming for you. So today I was Checking out what's going on in the world and sad story, crazy story Today this happened, by the way, which is a little fucking nutty A guy set himself on fire down in Washington DC.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I just think that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4:I want to know why this is said. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I'm waiting to see why this is said. The fact that he just giggled I couldn't help it.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, what is my headphones? I think that's why my headphones.
Speaker 4:Something's wrong with your headphones.
Speaker 5:No, a number of them are plugged into. You don't think that's funny.
Speaker 3:I think it's hilarious. Right, I may be a sick person, but Whatever, that's why. Okay, I'm sorry, I'll try to turn away from the mic.
Speaker 5:Well, okay, okay. I didn't even get into the details. That's why I feel bad. It was like because of what you fucking laughed at. A little help here, so I'm sorry, bud. Thank you, it was. A US serviceman sets himself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington DC.
Speaker 3:All right, and I can't believe that's a. Is he an active serviceman or is he like?
Speaker 4:Well, why did he set himself on fire?
Speaker 5:Well, that's the crazy part. The crazy part is this Before he set himself on fire oh, this is the crazy part. Crazy part is this Before he set himself on fire oh, this is the wrong one.
Speaker 6:I'll find it. It's the other guy that set him on fire. No, no, no.
Speaker 5:This is where I first saw it, and then I went and researched to see if this was true, and it is yeah. So, according to witnesses, his comments before he set himself on fire is we are not doing this genocide anymore.
Speaker 3:Okay, you know. I mean he could have went there with a sign on a stick, you know like he didn't have to.
Speaker 4:Perhaps was there a note that got caught in a fire he didn't have to soak himself in lamp oil and light himself on fire.
Speaker 3:Wow, what was that? Jerky Boys one.
Speaker 6:What.
Speaker 3:That's the Jerky Boys right. First I soak myself in lamp oil and then I light myself on fire. That's the Egyptian magician.
Speaker 4:Was the serviceman's name Frank Rizzo?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, this should be a somber talk. No, it's just. I don't know what. I just feel here.
Speaker 5:To me it's fucking crazy. First of all, the fact that it's a US serviceman.
Speaker 4:Well, that's not cool.
Speaker 5:I want to know exactly why he did it. This is why X is like the worst fucking thing for attention, like most Gen Z and millennials, nice.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm kind of in agreement. You know, can I get an age? How old was this? Oh, here it is.
Speaker 5:I will no longer be complicit in genocide.
Speaker 3:Nice. So now it's just suicide.
Speaker 4:So we light ourselves on fire.
Speaker 5:I don't know dude Like who is he? Who are they killing?
Speaker 3:Sorry, I just think that's a hilarious way to protest something.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I don't know about hilarious, it's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 5:This is based upon what's going on in Gaza. So who are we killing?
Speaker 3:Well, I would think, because he was in front of the Israeli embassy.
Speaker 4:So he's pro-Palestine there?
Speaker 5:Oh, now I get it. You know what?
Speaker 4:Maybe, I can giggle Upon further review. Yeah, you know what Funny.
Speaker 5:Wait, what's this? Wait, the news is coming in from Toronto after the instant replay Right Ha ha. Yeah, you know what Funny? Wait what's?
Speaker 3:this. Wait, the news is coming in from Toronto after the instant replay, right? Ha ha? Yeah, it is funny. It is Maybe get a sign on the stick.
Speaker 4:This just in from Toronto.
Speaker 3:Ha ha, like a pasta pot with a spoon.
Speaker 5:I wasn't even thinking about that, but we do have breaking news. According to the, replay in Toronto. America is getting stupider by the day, and yeah, we're giggling at some guy putting lamp oil on him.
Speaker 4:Never mind then. If only we would have sat down and had a Basil Hayden.
Speaker 5:Yeah, why are we like come on man, we get involved in too much shit.
Speaker 4:Like did he make it. It said non-life-threatening injuries.
Speaker 5:Yeah, did it say non-life-threatening injuries? Yeah, did it say non-life-threatening. How is it non-life-threatening? You set yourself on fire.
Speaker 4:Maybe he stopped, dropped or rolled. He could have. He's a serviceman.
Speaker 5:He should be able to do that. You should know that. That's been drilled into us.
Speaker 4:It probably doesn't work. I've got a little bit of a funny, funny thing to tell you.
Speaker 3:Do you ever think, were people really going on fire back then, that we had to learn stop, drop and roll? Fuck yeah, was it an issue?
Speaker 5:I can think about it. I'm thinking about bow and arrows with lit up tips.
Speaker 3:Something like that, the Dukes of Hazzard when they're blowing shit up, just a good old boy, oh sorry.
Speaker 5:Never mean it.
Speaker 3:no, you don't remember when they had the bows with the explosives.
Speaker 5:I forget that you sound like Rambo with the explosive tips right now.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, it was like a lit flaming arrow.
Speaker 4:Ben wants us to send him a pair of TID vibrating panties in the hospital for his recovery.
Speaker 5:I don't know if we have any left. Do we order those? Do you want me to send them mine, ben's mother-in-law, you may have. I'll send them my briefs. I'll cut out the middle. I don't know what I'm going to do for the vibrating aspect of it, though.
Speaker 3:We just need a waistline Ben.
Speaker 5:Make sure you use the tailor tape too, because we've got to figure out circumference and shit.
Speaker 4:So, Patrick, you played a little Breaking News earlier. When was the last time you talked to our friend Jimmy the Great?
Speaker 5:I spoke to Jimmy a couple weeks ago, maybe, why?
Speaker 4:Did he tell you he was making a pilgrimage to Argentina after the Super Bowl? Did he discuss that with you? No, what has happened? A pilgrimage.
Speaker 5:Is he moving? Moving no was he thrown out of the country finally?
Speaker 4:well, he, he, he decided to go over there, he said, because he found some doctors willing to do a procedure that was a lot cheaper in argentina than than at uh for himself perhaps penis enlargement yeah, no, no breast implants.
Speaker 2:No Breast implants.
Speaker 5:I don't know if it's ever been done A full brain transplant.
Speaker 4:Well, it had to do with his head.
Speaker 3:I don't know. Oh, like a hair transplant.
Speaker 4:Perhaps it might have been a little Hair regeneration surgery. Oh yeah no fucking.
Speaker 3:What can we? Can we get him to document his?
Speaker 5:journey, what time is?
Speaker 4:it you think he'll answer? I, there's not a fucking prayer in the world he answers.
Speaker 3:But you could try oh, I could text him because, like he, I got to fix his garage door.
Speaker 5:Oh, text him See if he responds quick. All right, this is how we're going to set him up now. Oh no, this is the setup. So Kevin's going to be the distraction. You're going to text him. If he responds back quick, I'll call him, and if he doesn't answer I'll be like. Just so you know, I'm sitting with Kevin right now and I know you're there, bitch, so pick up the phone.
Speaker 5:I threw a hey bud at him and then, knowing him too, he's probably like 42 gummies deep with a bottle of vodka down his throat.
Speaker 3:Nah, dude, his garage door is broken. He's going to answer my text, he's not answering this at all.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying he might be all gummied up.
Speaker 3:Oh well, maybe you never know.
Speaker 5:He usually is. I think there's a problem over there in that neighborhood with all the adults. They like the gummies, you think.
Speaker 3:Children are just walking around unbathed. You know, like ripped clothes, sacky diapers on the cul-de-sac.
Speaker 5:Like where's your house? Buddy From the cul-de-sac son, come on. He might have to be part of the 100th episode, but for like six seconds and we're like get the fuck out of here. Agreed, we just wanted to show your face and get you out.
Speaker 4:You think I'll do it If we set it up right when he was telling me about this. I'm like, dude, you better tell everybody, because if you show up in like six months all of a sudden with a fucking head of hair Right like Berman, I said the fucking, the rash of shit you're going to get is just, it's just not even Like Chris Berman also had hair.
Speaker 5:I hope. I hope it comes back. Wait, how long is our wait? Did he say how long the procedure was?
Speaker 3:I mean, I do have an interest in how well it goes.
Speaker 5:Yeah, did he say how long the procedure is? I don't know if you've noticed, but no, I didn't. I didn't get into the specifics. Dude, yours is an easy fix Scotch tape on the bottom of a fucking pad with hair, and that's it. Bro, I just got to convert. Just get you a yarmulke.
Speaker 3:That's all you want. I just got to convert.
Speaker 5:Makes you know. Three weeks later it's like the yarmulke's not covering the fucking hole anymore, Got to get a bigger one and you're going to be wearing one of those hats that they have at a baseball game, with the umbrella on the top.
Speaker 3:Pretty soon you'll be wearing a shower cap Worked my way up to sombrero.
Speaker 5:So our next thing did you see what happened with the results of Trump being fined at $355 million? Did you see what they're? They did a GoFundMe Not even the GoFundMe, but did you see? He's getting charged the truckers. He's getting charged. What do you call it? Interest? Yes, yes, okay. And every day that goes by. So when it was decided upon, so the day of judgment, the day of judgment, he has 30 days from that day to appeal, to appeal and or pay off the fine. Each day he doesn't pay the fine. Until that 30 days, he's getting interest of $906,000. I was just gonna say it's almost a million.
Speaker 3:But if he appeals like doesn't it reset, like doesn't that interest go away, cause it's like an appeal and like there's well, here's, here's the question turn, but you know here's the question.
Speaker 5:But these fuck why, is there interest on it?
Speaker 4:yeah, true oh, scott says it's only 87 000. I thought it was way more than that.
Speaker 5:No, it was like it was I think it's like 900 000 a day I thought it was like 906 from when I read, because his went from 355 to 400 and something million. So I have a problem.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got a problem with a lot of shit that's going on or what they're doing to Trump, not because it's Trump, but like there's just fucking lines that are being crossed and I get like people want to get this guy. But I mean you got to do it the right way. Stop making up fucking laws.
Speaker 5:Well, that's what I'm saying. If he's getting fined for it, how come other entrepreneurs aren't being fined?
Speaker 4:I still want to understand how he was found guilty when there was there was no crime. There was, not only was there no crime.
Speaker 5:There was no victim, the bank itself. No body, no weapon. The bank itself was a witness and they said that they didn't have any losses and they wanted to be fucking partners with him in the future.
Speaker 6:Even the.
Speaker 3:Shark Tank guy.
Speaker 5:So run into what. Kevin O'Leary is one of the guys that's on Shark Tank, kevin O'Leary.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, that's the next thing. I didn't even know that.
Speaker 5:Gmail, oh wow.
Speaker 3:Wow, see how we just did that. That was like amazing. Can we smoke in here yet?
Speaker 5:I sleep in a drawer. I was waiting to hit that button.
Speaker 4:And that's the moment that I get to hit it. Oh, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 5:You're welcome. So I'm going to show a video of Kevin O'Leary had an interview on Fox and this reporter was like she just kept on like kind of scooting around the whole thing and just point everything at Trump, at Trump, at Trump, at Trump, and then she's like she said something as per well. Should the people be afraid to do business with you guys and listen to what he said? This is some good fucking shit, son of a bitch. You know what I want? I hate that. Pop up at the bottom. There we go.
Speaker 3:Oh, he answered Yo. What up, man? How was Zochimo?
Speaker 5:Wait, can we? Okay, can we?
Speaker 3:Time out time out time out.
Speaker 1:Pause. Kevin O'Leary Time out. I don't know if we can pause it.
Speaker 5:I don't want to pause it.
Speaker 2:Damn it, all right well let it what's?
Speaker 5:going on, just relax. I wanted to get it to the beginning, so let's play it and listen to what he says.
Speaker 3:It's karaoke Kevin O'Leary.
Speaker 5:Yeah, technology issues again. I can't believe it's still playing. That's crazy. I need a hero. I need a hero. I need a hero that's like me controlling this shit right now.
Speaker 4:Oh, I can't believe. You just went handyman on that.
Speaker 3:Should I keep the convo going?
Speaker 5:Yeah, keep it going, but here's the video. Hey, bud, what are you?
Speaker 4:up to.
Speaker 1:There's probably a lot who are saying to themselves I've never falsified my business records, I know what a square foot looks like, I know what I can ask for and what I have the money to support. So I wonder to what extent that really is true. But on the second point, wouldn't there be many companies who would not want to do business or loan money to people like yourself or investors, if they know that they can get away with fraud and there's no recourse to protect them?
Speaker 6:What fraud, excuse me. What fraud? This is not about Trump anymore. When you get a developer that builds a building and he says it's worth $400 million and he wants to borrow $200 million from a bank which happens every day everywhere on earth, including every American city, every developer is an entrepreneur. They shine the light on their building and they say it's worth 400. The bank does its own due diligence, as was done in this case, because they're very good at it. The banks are very good and they say no, it's worth 300. We're only going to loan you 150 million.
Speaker 6:That haggling has gone on for decades. That's how it works. And then, in this case, even the bank that was supposedly defrauded testified and said we didn't lose anything. We want to do business with this guy again. We'd like to, but the judge said no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's penalize this developer for three hundred fifty five million, and we're going to do that. Let's penalize all the developers all across America. They've all done the same thing. All of them should go to jail and we should stop building buildings. That's what the message is from New York. Even the governor herself is concerned about what this looks like to investors all around the world. It's not US domestic.
Speaker 6:All around the world. People are talking about what happened here. You really think people want to invest money in New York after this?
Speaker 3:Nope.
Speaker 4:Oh wait, Does that go on? I want to see what this fucking moron comes back to that.
Speaker 5:It didn't allow her to retort. But no, now it's actually. You're not seeing? Oh the goddamn, we're good Browsers.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 5:It was after the ad of the video. None of that shit. Now you have entrepreneurs and rich motherfuckers who do build shit they don't want to build. In New York, no, and or in California.
Speaker 4:Nope, can't imagine why.
Speaker 5:Yeah, who wants to do it? I don't even want to fucking live in New York anymore. No, it's brutal. I really don't.
Speaker 3:I really don't Currently you don't Wait, wait.
Speaker 4:I'm doing the incognito thing. Not that I would ever move to Connecticut or anything, but I definitely don't want to live in New York. Come with. But.
Speaker 5:I definitely want to come with. The booze come over here with the booze.
Speaker 3:Booze, I think next door is going up for sale. You got some bellinis.
Speaker 5:Is it really we hit? I didn't see anybody over there and forever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do the good. Like two old people live there. The guy died. The kids live in like the first house when you turn off the main road into here and she's the mom's down there all the time and she comes up here, gets the mail every now and then Someone walks around the house. Dogs go fucking crazy for a day. Mccallum would have a lot of fun in this neighborhood.
Speaker 4:It's a nice pool.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he'll probably like pounce on a child down at the cul-de-sac or one of Kevin's dogs Bring McAllen then, I think you should.
Speaker 4:Gunner needs a little fucking lesson taught him.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, they've been around Great Danes man Like he's not gonna be like.
Speaker 5:Was this like one time what that Gunner was around Great Danes? How did he behave? No fine.
Speaker 3:The Great Danes. How did he behave? No fine, the Great Danes was like enough dude.
Speaker 5:But he was cool. I don't know if you can see me down there, little man, he's like pawed him real quick.
Speaker 3:I mean they're bred for like herding cattle or herding people, those things are huge.
Speaker 5:No wonder we jumped like that.
Speaker 4:No, I'm talking about Gunner Do you think Gunner would jump into the cattle's fucking ball bags, is that?
Speaker 5:why he interferes with everything. Yeah, he's trying to herd you and that's your favorite type of dog.
Speaker 4:He's trying to herd you.
Speaker 3:Pat Dude, they catch Frisbees, bro. Like how fun is that, you know? Like in a dog, like fuck man, I'm 0 for 4 on you.
Speaker 5:Quick question When's the last time you threw a Frisbee at him?
Speaker 3:Not too long ago. We have a little he's got a little rubber red one, I know that one and we do some Chase Lounge tosses by the TV coffee table area.
Speaker 5:I don't think I've ever witnessed that no.
Speaker 2:I'll show you later no.
Speaker 3:It'll be fun. We'll have cheesecake. It'll be great.
Speaker 5:And then you get Scout. Scout reminds me of Street Walker no Tom from 51st Dates. Hi, my name is Tom. Okay, so she may have some short-term memory loss. She is scared of the shadows that she emits herself. And it doesn't matter if she's seen you 14,000 times. She will still fucking bark at you, not knowing who the fuck you are.
Speaker 3:That's true. All right, we got two things to get back on track to. Okay, we got Kevin O'Leary and we got Labuddy. All right, let's call Jimmy the great. Yeah, we can call Jimmy now. I mean, I call him, but you won't hear it. Probably won't hear it anyway. Fucking Rangers loss. Is it plugged in?
Speaker 5:It's called charged. I'm sorry. According to you that's being plugged in. It's not plugged in back there. Do you think he's going to answer?
Speaker 3:Nope, maybe he's awake, there's no way he's answering. Are you calling from you or the TID show?
Speaker 4:Calling from my phone. Okay, all right.
Speaker 5:Which also happens to be the TID show. Yeah, he doesn't know that.
Speaker 2:What's up Surfbag? Oh hey, buddy, what's up?
Speaker 5:What are you doing Nothing? Yeah, no, no. How are you feeling I'm tired? Yeah, yep, what are you tired from you? A little jet lagged or something? Yeah, a little jet lagged. No, did you go flying anywhere?
Speaker 2:You on drugs.
Speaker 5:No, no, we're just Welcome to the Take a Deep Show.
Speaker 3:Oh, jimbo, what's up, jimmy, hey Jim.
Speaker 2:I was so far a bit earlier. I thought it was canceled today because Aubrey's away.
Speaker 5:No, no, no the show must go on.
Speaker 4:What the show must go on. Neither rain nor sleet, nor 17-year-old scotch.
Speaker 2:Alright, so you're here.
Speaker 5:You're calling me? Yes, we have breaking news. We're on the phone with our worst guest of all time, jimmy the Great. Jimmy the Great.
Speaker 2:Jimmy the Great, I'm going to hang up.
Speaker 5:No, you're not going to hang up the phone, don't you?
Speaker 2:do that. Stop that. The sound quality is terrible right now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you do sound terrible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're cool, All right. So anyway, I know you're calling to rip on me about the hair transplant. Yeah, I did. Why don't you fucking do it?
Speaker 5:you fucking bitch, you're getting angry. Wow, I got angry. Yeah, why are you getting angry?
Speaker 4:That escalated quickly.
Speaker 2:Go get another sleeve of fucking tattoos. How about getting your fucking hair done? No priorities, kid Bye Hockey. Thank you for watching. That's my balls, dude.
Speaker 3:This man is prepared. This man is prepared, you tried and failed.
Speaker 2:Patty Damn right, I could.
Speaker 3:Good job, Jimmy. Stand your ground, Patty.
Speaker 2:Damn right, I could. Good job, jimmy. Stand your ground, jimmy, nice, peaceful.
Speaker 3:Nice, peaceful vacay. It's a fucking Alamo bro.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, I'm dizzy from fucking laughing. What's going?
Speaker 2:on Nothing.
Speaker 5:That's good. I'm glad you did that, Jim. You just moved up a few rungs now on the guest list, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Do you want to come in?
Speaker 2:for the. I'm hoping to slick it back a little bit.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, Can we call you Knicky? From Greece I'm done.
Speaker 3:Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you already do this?
Speaker 4:Where the fuck were you.
Speaker 5:I thought you said he was.
Speaker 2:Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Speaker 5:How different does it look?
Speaker 2:We'll know in about six months, but I got some stubble there.
Speaker 5:What did they do? Inject anything.
Speaker 2:No, it was not. It was not the hair from my balls, it wasn't the hair from my ass, it wasn't my back hair From the donor hair on the side of my head.
Speaker 4:What it was from a stranger's back or ass, from a cadaver.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was like farming dog hair. Can you imagine showing up and Jimmy's got like fucking, he's got Trump's comb over or something one day?
Speaker 4:I told him be careful, you have an afro, it's going to look funny.
Speaker 3:So like not for nothing, I have kind of a real interest in this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, this is why we're calling, because Kevin has really oh, I got a, like I got a.
Speaker 3:I should be Jewish and have a yarmulke to cover it up. Spot, and I got the widow's peak happening.
Speaker 5:He has a helipad in the back of his head.
Speaker 2:What I had was Fenway Park. It's really shallow left field, deep center, deep right. Whatever what I had was, it was left and right field alleys for 490 feet you had.
Speaker 5:Yankees Dead center was like 180 feet he had the Eddie Munster look.
Speaker 2:Oh, totally, totally. But I even had the Widow's Panty. If you go to my senior portrait you'll see it too. I had like this little point. I'm like what the fuck is that all about? I kind of wanted to shave it, so anyway, it's a done deal. I did it. How much? How kind of want to distribute it? So anyway, it's a done deal.
Speaker 3:I did it, it was I almost.
Speaker 2:How much, how much 2100, that's not bad at all, less than the fucking airfare bosley on park avenue in manhattan won it's fifteen thousand dollars. Yeah, dude, yeah. So 2100 plus another like 1100. Air Probably spent like a G down there. And that was it Done deal. Oh, and I fucking ate and drank like an animal.
Speaker 4:How about that, hey Jim?
Speaker 2:The doctor goes.
Speaker 3:Did you go down unsupervised?
Speaker 2:Well, michelle's cousin babysat me. The doctor specifically said to Michelle's cousin he really can't drink, you know, because of the inflammation. Where'd you wait? At a restaurant?
Speaker 4:15 minutes after.
Speaker 2:Half hour later, a couple cocktails, and then we were just pounding Malbec like it was freaking Gatorade and yeah, it was good stuff. A lot of robberies on the street, so like what do they?
Speaker 4:do man? Did you watch the video I did? That was good stuff. A lot of robberies on the street, so what do they do? Man? Did you watch the video I did? That was fucking crazy, crazy right.
Speaker 3:What do they do? What exactly did they do?
Speaker 2:Basically they went around in my quote-unquote donor hair like the gray hair that goes around the side of my big melon.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:There's some type of scalpel. It was crazy. It was like a dentist just going to work. It was almost like a drill and they just take all this hair out and they harvest it and then he's like little. It was like this little tray and then they basically replanted it in my power alleys.
Speaker 4:Hey Jim, our number one fan, ben Taver, says his mother-in-law donated hair.
Speaker 2:Fuck Ben Clown. Just another clown. Ben's got fucking all of his hair.
Speaker 5:Oh, it sounds like an undercard Sounds good, because we were talking about what we're going to do for the 100th episode, and we're thinking about doing boxing matches. So if you want to fight Ben, we can do that, we can set that up. We've got to call Dana White, though, and see if we can set that up.
Speaker 2:I'm not fighting anybody. I can't do anything stressful for like three or four weeks or else the fucking plugs will fucking pop out.
Speaker 5:So why'd you come home? Oh, my god.
Speaker 2:Does it look weird? It's not, you can't really know. I sent Matt a picture. It's not bad.
Speaker 4:Where's the fucking picture then? Dude, I'm not sharing that. That was private.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's real private. So when we're sitting here on our live stream talking to Jimmy, you just got fucking hair shit done you know I have a real interest you could have showed me. Why don't you get hair? I love being bald. I'll never, ever have my hair grow again because I'd never want to put hair product in or anything. Did you have power alleys?
Speaker 3:I have the Yankee power alleys, dude, you have two different head and shoulder shampoos. Jim, you don't remember this guy with hair?
Speaker 4:I got pictures of it. He's better off bald.
Speaker 2:Keep it smooth.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I shaved it. I started shaving when I was younger and when I wasn't balding.
Speaker 2:I shaved it off bald.
Speaker 5:Flea had a horseshoe at 22.
Speaker 2:And he had like the perm, like Brady, oh, the perm, perm.
Speaker 5:Actually, the perm, perm. Actually, that's what I was going to ask you, the first thing you're going to do when you get it fully grown in is perm it.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to Cornrows.
Speaker 3:Cornrows, get some soul glow.
Speaker 4:You beat me to that by a second.
Speaker 2:I'm going with a slick back look.
Speaker 4:Slick back, look Kind of like Jimmy Conway. You're going a little. Jimmy Conway, jimmy Conway. There you go, that's it Nice.
Speaker 2:That'll be his podcast name Good job, buddy, what, what? I was talking to the kid.
Speaker 5:What happened? Nothing, he's talking to his.
Speaker 4:All right, so your pod show name. Now your podcast name is going to be Jimmy Conway, jimmy Conway.
Speaker 5:Oh my God. So once that's fully grown, we want you in, we want it slicked back, we want you to get one of those old school combs and put Vaseline on it and just fucking slick it back.
Speaker 3:Like the greasers Brill cream.
Speaker 2:Brill cream.
Speaker 5:It's out of that or soul glow, whatever he wants.
Speaker 3:That's what it was right it was Bill Green.
Speaker 5:Well, we are happy you are doing well. We are very happy that you did answer the phone.
Speaker 4:I was expressing my joy that you were back in the States safe and sound.
Speaker 5:I would figure if he went down there he wasn't coming back. It was 50-50. He could have been sex trafficked. No there's not a demand for him.
Speaker 3:You know, maybe Farben, but not for Jimmy. Farben would get mistook for a child.
Speaker 5:You guys see that big fat child walking the street. Oh, what do you do, jimmy? Go to the other line. Jimmy, where are you?
Speaker 3:Shave you up near your whole body. Did he hang up on you?
Speaker 5:No, he's still there, but we'll hang up on him anyways. He wasn't even answering anything, all right.
Speaker 3:Good phone call by.
Speaker 4:Jimmy, Jimmy Conway great phone call. Well done, Jimmy C.
Speaker 5:Great guest.
Speaker 3:He makes up for that one episode he was on, dude, he came at you, I'm sitting there thinking when he's doing it, I'm like I bet you Kevin is texting him this.
Speaker 5:No, I wasn't dude, I was thinking that.
Speaker 4:I mean it's not out of the realm, I mean you know it's.
Speaker 5:Dude, I'm not my wife, I just said you think Kevin just fucking pulled the silent assassin right there. I'm like you think Kevin just fucking pulled the silent assassin right there.
Speaker 4:I'm like Jimmy, he's coming, Get ready.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the fact that she warned him about Monopoly Goat. That was just wrong, so fucked up. Wrong.
Speaker 4:See what happens. You take someone to brunch, you get a little respect.
Speaker 3:Oh, is that the case? You've now garnered favor with my spouse.
Speaker 4:I mean when she's awake.
Speaker 3:She hates me. I'm pretty sure she's planning my death.
Speaker 4:It's the reason why, they call her an assassin.
Speaker 3:But we have the whole Matthew issue. I think once we take care of him, she's going to kill me. Well, yeah.
Speaker 4:Once he's gone, you're fucked. Well, that's why I'm keeping him around, no, and there you have it.
Speaker 5:What if? Okay, she could be like, like, let the boy watch when she kills you oh my god, I almost just lost my fucking cap to my Pepsi bro, yeah so um the I would say the.
Speaker 3:I mean he probably could use a lesson. But whatever A, what, a who, what?
Speaker 4:happened. He doesn't leave the house enough to. That's what.
Speaker 3:I mean.
Speaker 5:I'm like it's like Bigfoot being spotted. Did you see that Just crazy? Did you see that Just crazy? So over the past few years, it's become apparent that how big sex trafficking is in this country, in the world and whatnot. All right, yep, I still believe. This is why I think I live in the matrix is because California passed a bill not too long ago saying that anybody who is caught with you know doing sex trafficking, whatever, would not be charged in a way. What, yeah, you didn't know this? No, yeah, it's. Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:Jim oh damn, he wants more.
Speaker 5:Hello, the take a Deep.
Speaker 2:Shell.
Speaker 3:Man, he has gotten fired man, he was firing away.
Speaker 5:Hello James. Hello, yeah, who hung up? You weren't answering our questions.
Speaker 2:What was the question?
Speaker 5:I don't fucking remember.
Speaker 4:That was two segments ago.
Speaker 3:This man has a new confidence. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my God Dude, he is not taking shit from you anymore, dude.
Speaker 3:He says no, he says who, he says how much.
Speaker 2:Caden wants to be on the show.
Speaker 5:Sure, tell him to say hello. Hi what's up, caden? Nothing, caden. Can you do us a favor and do our fans a big favor and say take it deep.
Speaker 2:Take it deep yeah.
Speaker 4:Thanks, buddy Soundbite.
Speaker 3:Love it, absolutely love it. We got to work that into the intros.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's definitely a soundbite for us Absolutely love it. Maybe got to work that into the intros. Yeah, that's definitely a sound bite for us.
Speaker 3:Absolutely love it, maybe like even before it starts.
Speaker 2:What's on the menu tonight? Is it bourbon? Is it scotch? Is it clear stuff? What is it?
Speaker 5:Probably the biggest bottle of Never clear. I've never seen a bottle this big Right. This is Maker's Mark. We have Basil Hayden.
Speaker 3:We're rocking the Basil Hayden. What?
Speaker 5:else we got there. Matty Angel's Envy.
Speaker 3:Those are future episode bottles hopefully.
Speaker 2:Angel's Envy. That's a bourbon right.
Speaker 5:Yes, all bourbons, we got some bitters with some simple syrup.
Speaker 2:Maker's Mark is good. I heard that's garbage. We got some simple syrup and some simple syrup.
Speaker 5:I heard that's garbage. What's that? We got some simple syrup and bitters on the middle of the table.
Speaker 4:The maker's mark. There is an emergency.
Speaker 2:Dude, you got to get my buddy's got one of these. It's like a smoker where you throw the bourbon into the chamber and it's unbelievable. I don't even like that shit, it's so good. So, anyway, it's unbelievable. I don't even like that shit, it's so good. So anyway, Bob, yep, mañana, I'll call you tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, a consult. The man has an emergency.
Speaker 5:He's getting a referral fee for this Love it.
Speaker 2:Well, according to my wife, it's an emergency. I said you know what. We're going to leave it when Kevin's ready to come. Emergency, he's getting a referral fee for this Love it. Well, according to my wife, it's an emergency. I said you know what we're going to leave it. When Kevin's ready to come over, he'll come over. So guess what? She's parking outside now. She's got to see where it's like to park outside, like I've been doing for the last 13 years paying a mortgage.
Speaker 4:Jim, you got like a three-car garage.
Speaker 3:Why are you parking outside? I got a two-car garage. It's a one-door, two-car. Oh, one-door, two-car 16 feet wide, 7 feet high. Why?
Speaker 4:don't you tell Michelle to get out there, clean that fucking thing up so you can pull your car in there? Jesus.
Speaker 3:You know what? You can't pull two cars in it. You know it's such a. So, derek.
Speaker 2:You know what? You can't pull two cars in it. No, you can, but you have to have each side cleaned out. So Derek actually installed that garage door and when the house was being built he left his little signature, he left his autograph in the thing saying toolbox. Derek Smith said it. But I saw that. You saw that right, buddy. I'm calling Bill Reynolds. That's it. Done, sarah Smith, that is. But I saw that. You saw that, right, buddy. I'm calling Bill Reynolds, that's it.
Speaker 3:Done.
Speaker 2:Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 5:I love it when I'm. It's like the memes. I'm just good with it.
Speaker 2:Good. So what's going on with the football throwing thing? You guys have been laughing on that one. That was good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I mean there's nothing going on with it. He got beat. That was it, Bottom line.
Speaker 4:I mean beat like a right-handed stepchild.
Speaker 2:The conditions did not look very, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 3:That's a very good point, jimmy. That is a very good point, jimmy, that point is not even valid anymore. I feel like that's a very good point?
Speaker 5:Well, of course you do, because you're a pussy concert.
Speaker 2:I think you guys should wait till the spring and it should be a rematch.
Speaker 5:Sure, I got no problem waiting till the spring, since every Thursday I'm only warming up throwing baseballs around, so I'll probably throw the football further.
Speaker 4:It's true.
Speaker 2:Where are you guys working out?
Speaker 5:at Base is loaded.
Speaker 2:Nice With Will.
Speaker 5:Yeah, drunk Will. It's awesome. He's hilarious, you should pop in and give a couple of hitting lessons. I don't know if he stopped. Did he stop drinking? I don't think he did. I don't think so. I hope not. I don't think so I hope not.
Speaker 3:I don't like quitters, of course you don't.
Speaker 5:You're the guy that says if you don't start drinking in the morning, you're not drinking the whole day.
Speaker 4:Quitters never win, winners never quit Leave the man alone.
Speaker 2:He's a veteran, good guy. Veteran, yeah, he was in the Army. Yeah he was buddy.
Speaker 5:So see, I may be a drawer. Then here we go. What I hit the wrong button, I hit the wrong fucking button, doesn't matter, shocker, I thought that shit was labeled bro. No, it is, but my fat fucking hand Hit that button. It's kind of like this yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 4:I hate it.
Speaker 5:It's just brutal. Nothing fits it. I'm kidding. So what are you doing? Are you going to get some gummies and maybe drink some vodka? Nah, take a nap.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I already had a couple. Actually, someone sold his vodka what? Someone stole his vodka at the clubhouse? I think so. Are you in? Speaker? I'm happy about it Anyway, yeah, no, I'm sitting in here. I gotta go put him to sleep. I gotta go.
Speaker 5:I think it's a good idea. Alright, put him in the RKO, put him to bed.
Speaker 3:Alright, take it deep.
Speaker 2:Yes, Love it.
Speaker 5:Jimmy, thank you for joining us. Pal, take it as deep as them follicles.
Speaker 3:Whoa oh God damn it.
Speaker 5:We were getting into like the most important part and fucking. The fact that he called back is actually pretty good. I can't complain. Hey, I cannot complain.
Speaker 3:You get a roll with the punches man.
Speaker 5:Yeah, well, what I want to do is so. Sex trafficking is all over the United States. Getting back to our topic we're coming back. We're pulling it back on track, it's apparent that it's all over the United States, but we hardly ever hear about it, right, Very rarely. When do you you know?
Speaker 3:Well, it's not a popular topic, why not?
Speaker 4:Well, it would be newsworthy.
Speaker 3:Because the mere fact that it exists it puts spotlights on holes in the law enforcement system.
Speaker 4:It puts spotlight on holes that are doing it.
Speaker 5:Just saying so you're worried about people's feelings because they're not doing their job correctly. I'm not.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not Amy, I'm Amy.
Speaker 5:I'm hungry, here we go. So I was very surprised when I saw this news report. So 45 people were arrested for being child predators, prostitutes, human traffickers, child traffickers and wanting to eat children. Yes, I mentioned cannibalism.
Speaker 4:Where was this? Because I like to hit somebody with a bat Chappaqua.
Speaker 3:Can you imagine that?
Speaker 4:Sorry, not many people going to get that reference, but yeah, I will invade that shit, like Chuck Norris in Missing in Action, all right, so I'm going to share this video. We all know who this is. Yes, I got you. I got what you were saying. Thanks, captain, obvious.
Speaker 3:Thanks, I didn't know if you were with me.
Speaker 4:Thanks, Way to ruin the joke Way to ruin the joke.
Speaker 5:Thanks, captain, obvious here, check this out.
Speaker 7:Sheriff told us about a man who, he said, wanted to eat a child. Yes, eat her, as in cannibalism. And that was just one of the shocking details we heard at that press conference this morning. A knock on the door.
Speaker 3:What's't you come with me, okay.
Speaker 7:Guys in green 45 people arrested for being child predators, prostitutes, john's human traffickers and this.
Speaker 5:John's human traffickers and this A gentleman wanted a person brought to him that he could eat. I'm going to pause that for a second. All right, that dude right, this is him right here, all right Right here.
Speaker 3:That was you.
Speaker 4:The guy sitting at the soundboard.
Speaker 5:So that's him right there, Justin Teeter right, so he wanted a second title Like a fine citizen. Here's a question for you how old?
Speaker 4:do you think that guy is? It just goes back to show you Fucking guy's name. Justin, e Paste, how old do you think he is?
Speaker 3:What is that guy? Like pushing 50?, like what do we got there? What?
Speaker 5:do you think? Matty 43. 36. What Wow, he is 36. Wow.
Speaker 4:I guess fucking eating kids is stressful, huh, ah, so this is so much for that adrenochrome Down in-.
Speaker 5:Look at it Justin Teitor Benson, 36 years old. He's from the Myrtle Beach area. Now he was going to get sentenced for 10 years, but the judge decides to knock it down to five years probation because he's on the autistic spectrum and he voted for.
Speaker 4:Biden. Well, that makes it okay.
Speaker 5:I was just gonna say Now do you?
Speaker 3:Does that really come into account when we're talking about like Fucking? Weird shit like that, like do we really put that on the bell curve? I don't know. Come on Seriously.
Speaker 5:We're still good. I'm just getting it back up on the screen. The thing that bothers me is it's Batman. Even though he has autism, I am Batman. Can you imagine that that's what he was going around with? Now it's not going to fucking connect Unbelievable.
Speaker 4:I mean it's connecting, it's fine there you go, it's connecting, it's fine. There you go, it'll be fine, it'll be, fine. We're good, oh, sorry.
Speaker 5:So now do you? There's so many different aspects of autism right yeah.
Speaker 3:Where does eating children come into it?
Speaker 6:Exactly.
Speaker 3:I know the hand flappers and the hard blinkers and stuff. Dude, you don't laugh.
Speaker 5:It's a term, dan, I thought you were going to go Pauly T style and start saying window lickers, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. There's a lot of different things like autistic kids do. No, I know, but yeah, no, no, no, no. There's a lot of different things like autistic kids do no, I know, but yeah, no.
Speaker 4:The only thing that I could take solace in with any of this is if any of these people actually have to go inside awaiting trial. Trial the good old fashioned, violent, nasty, criminal inmates will rip these motherfuckers to pieces.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And there is no better justice than that.
Speaker 3:You hope.
Speaker 5:What makes it even worse, though. But what was the guy released on Five months probation? Five years probation he's not even going in, bro.
Speaker 3:Not even going in. Well, not that guy. But I'm saying like yeah, but like we gotta talk about that guy Wait it still gets worse. You know, listen to what the sheriff says. You weren't done.
Speaker 5:No, no, no. Listen to what the sheriff says. Physically cannibalized.
Speaker 7:That was Justin Bensing, who also, according to this warrant, planned to kidnap a child and make her drink her own pee to get him off. You want to talk about the depravity of humanity.
Speaker 4:Look at these people.
Speaker 7:People like Assam Batros.
Speaker 4:He took an erectile dysfunction pill before he got there, and then he injected himself with testosterone into his genitals.
Speaker 3:What does?
Speaker 5:that even do you know, dude, I see your needles all the time laying around.
Speaker 3:That's not good.
Speaker 4:Once a month. You gotta get ready too.
Speaker 5:Well, he did what Harvey Weinstein. He did what Harvey Weinstein was getting accused of. Harvey Weinstein was shooting up his dick with cocaine and stuff. Get out of here.
Speaker 3:Swear to God, dude, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's in the court records. Why would you waste cocaine on your beta?
Speaker 5:That's what I'm saying, bro. Why are you putting it on your dick, paulie T just puts it in the hole.
Speaker 4:Harvey Weinstein shoots it up. No, you putting it on your dick.
Speaker 5:Paulie T just puts it in the hole. No, you fucking put that on the shaft of your dick and she sniffs it off. His penis can snort. That's fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine Wow?
Speaker 4:Sorry.
Speaker 5:Holy shit.
Speaker 3:It sounded like Bubba Jones.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Let the boy watch. You don't know what to do with your hands.
Speaker 5:I got scared for a second. I'm like what the fuck is that noise Fucking one-eyed dragon over here sniffing shit, but the fact of how deprived these predators are, to the extent of not only taking male enhancement pills but shooting yourself in the dick with testosterone.
Speaker 3:Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 5:Depraved, deprived tomato tomato.
Speaker 3:We would talk about the predators being deprived with depraved.
Speaker 4:Everyone should have a needle full of testosterone, okay.
Speaker 5:But I can't even like that would scare the shit out of me, Shooting testosterone in my dick. Well, anything really, You're fairly normal so.
Speaker 4:I can understand why you'd find that odd.
Speaker 5:But that's what I'm saying, what is going through that person's mind, so Not for nothing.
Speaker 4:Shooting yourself in the dick with testosterone was probably the most realistic, normal thing going through these motherfuckers' minds.
Speaker 5:I'm going to stick my dick in you. Fixings to fuck you.
Speaker 4:Now that's funny if it's another adult, if it's a child, it's not so funny. So that's my if it's another adult, if it's a child, it's not so funny.
Speaker 5:So that's my issue I'm having is you are seeing, you know, these news reports Come out of all these Rings getting arrested and what not.
Speaker 3:Okay, so like the fact that this whole like set up thing has been going on for how long Decades? 30 fucking years, right?
Speaker 4:Nothing's done.
Speaker 3:And they're still falling for it. Like what the fuck is going on here, man? Like how many of these fucking sickos are there out there? Too many, yeah.
Speaker 4:Too many and we just catch the poor ones.
Speaker 5:The rich ones don't get caught, but you're not hearing about what's happening with those people who are arrested. Are they serving time? How long are they serving for you know? How much deeper does this go to where, oh, you're trying to rabbit hole this? No, it's not rabbit hole. It's not a rabbit hole, dude. The US government's involved in sex trafficking with the cartels, plain and simple. I mean I'll call a spade a spade here.
Speaker 3:I mean kind of, kind of seems like I got no problem saying that reason why seems like there's agencies that are complacent in how things are right now absolutely somebody's getting some money in their pocket.
Speaker 5:I'm sure somewhere somebody deep fucking high somewhere in their ivory tower is making millions of dollars.
Speaker 3:I was going to say there's probably something else in their pocket.
Speaker 5:Mom, jerk. Sorry, this is a bad joke, you know, but it's you saw a lot of stuff when this Injectable testosterone, this administration, was brought into office. All the stuff that they reversed pertaining to sex trafficking when Trump was in office Hmm, Things that make you go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that whole first month of office with him just bothered me. Where he was, like I'm going to reverse everything he did.
Speaker 5:One of the first things he reversed was the whole sex trafficking, but like a big thing of his was like every executive order that he did.
Speaker 3:I will reverse Like that was a plan of his.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was a big thing.
Speaker 6:Regardless of like what it was.
Speaker 3:It's just like whatever he did, I'm not doing yeah, like well, that's where we're at today.
Speaker 4:See, but that's what the whole problem is. Everyone's so fixated on Trump and it's Trump's fault. We're not doing what Trump did.
Speaker 3:That's why this shit goes under the radar. Yes, Because they project this Trump agenda into the news. You know, and like this sort of stuff it's like oh yeah, you got to find it. Like I'm sure that wasn't some sort of fucking thing like CNN, like you didn't find that on CNN or NBC or Fox or nothing. Right, and I'm saying for the record here in case anybody listens to this again is I'm not advocating.
Speaker 4:I am not a fucking mad Trump supporter.
Speaker 3:Where the man could do what he wants. No, I don't think either of any of us are.
Speaker 4:But what they're doing is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 5:I think areas are not focused on that should be focused on how we're not protecting our children that are being trafficked. I mean, what was the number for Sound of Freedom? How many millions of children?
Speaker 4:2.7 million kids.
Speaker 3:I don't know Every year I believe it.
Speaker 4:See, I can't even fathom this. If this was to happen to my child or someone in my family or a close friend's family, literally I would skin people with a fucking knife dipped in shit until I got to the fucking and you know yeah did there there be no yeah fuck all you. It'd be like it's on yes let's go bring the next motherfucker in.
Speaker 5:Let's do this I agree 110, because now can agree 110%. Now can you imagine, though? Can you imagine being a parent of somebody who possibly was kidnapped, trafficked, whatever they were able to get that kid back, but some of them who haven't gotten right. And then they see this sex ring. And then somebody because they're on the autistic spectrum, but he sounds like he was functioning to me. Got to go. Got to go. You get five years probation. Got to go. Liquid castration, I mean if I was president.
Speaker 4:A liquid castration is too nice. Liquid castration will put you guys on an island. Got to go.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:There's a bower with some liquid in there. You might as well just jump in there, because you're getting in there one way or the other.
Speaker 3:So like I don't know if this is fair to say, but like the whole trafficking thing to me seems like a little um, I forget what this is called, but like if, like you're walking with your kid in the city, you know you see a homeless guy and like the parent is like don't, don't look at him, just you know, just like, keep going, like whatever. Like I feel like that's how like that topic's being treated.
Speaker 5:It's being walked over and just not noticed.
Speaker 3:It's like OK, it's there, but like just don't, don't, don't pay, no mind, Don't give it a dollar, don't? You know? Like don't do that.
Speaker 5:You know, like, like, if you don't pay attention to it, it's not there, right, right, like you follow me, right? Yes, to dovetail that. So dr phil went down to the border great fucking, I should have brought that up.
Speaker 4:Uh, if I can find out, do you really believe anything?
Speaker 3:dr phil does I don't think he's a bad person, bro, so he interviewed one of the.
Speaker 5:He was on Rogan bro. This is what he was talking about. It was actually in his he's cool bro. He was on Rogan. It was in his interview where he spoke to one of the bigwig people down there Right. That person admitted to the cartels bringing kids in and they don't know where the kids go after that and he brings it up as a question. He's like I'm happy you brought that up because I had nobody to talk to about it. So he knew knowingly had fucking kids coming in over and over and over and over again. Nothing's done. Nothing's done to the cartels. They're giving a free pass. Those fucking kids are just gone Goneels. They're given a free pass. Those fucking kids are just gone Gone.
Speaker 3:Gone. They fucking misplaced. What Like fucking 80,000 of them 85,000 kids, something like that.
Speaker 5:The next day they were gone Fucking nauseating. But you have Americans who are actually complicit in participating with this.
Speaker 4:Why Pat, Someone's getting rich or someone's getting Dude, it's literally. Someone's having a Mexican child delivered to them in the dead of night. All about the money. All about the money Bucket. Ridiculous Always is.
Speaker 3:You know it really is.
Speaker 5:I understand that dude but there's a.
Speaker 3:It's such a cliche but it always is.
Speaker 4:They should be dragged in the street and hit in the head with hammers until they die Publicly. Yeah, it's disgusting On camera.
Speaker 5:It's fucking it's disgusting, that Ridiculous. Ridiculous what you would do, I don't care how fucking desperate you are. What you would do to make a few bucks, you know? Would you be that? You know what? Would you be that big Kevin?
Speaker 4:suck a dick or traffic a child. He's sucking a dick 10 mil. Well, no, you're gonna make Whatever million suck a dick or traffic a child.
Speaker 5:He's trafficking. I think he's trafficking too. Look at him. The fact that you're thinking about this right now.
Speaker 3:So there's a lot of weights here, like trafficking for adoption weights here. Like I'm at, like, trafficking for adoption, like I'm trying to make this better man that's the first time I've ever heard of.
Speaker 5:You know, I was trafficked for adoption.
Speaker 3:We talking a Clinton adoption here, just say it.
Speaker 4:Say do I have to take the tip or the whole shaft?
Speaker 6:That's all you have to do.
Speaker 4:There's no other answer. We're moving on Way not to answer, but You're on an FBI watch list now.
Speaker 3:Silence speaks volumes.
Speaker 5:Does that lead into? Is that why what's going on down at the border Is going on at the border? Is that Because that's a tremendous money maker? Are we avoiding the situation and turning a blind? Is that why what's going on down at the border is going on at the border.
Speaker 4:Is that you know? Because that's a tremendous moneymaker.
Speaker 5:Yeah. Are we avoiding the situation and turning a blind eye to it because of how much money the United States is making on it? Because I don't want to fucking be part of that.
Speaker 4:The fucking guys at the border are doing everything the fuck they can do to keep people from coming over here, so you think the United States is making money on it.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, you think people fucking absolutely did.
Speaker 5:Hand over fist somewhere in some department, some way. Somehow they're making money on this. No fucking doubt, because why would you turn a blind eye to it?
Speaker 3:Why would that? Because everybody in the upper echelon of government is involved in it.
Speaker 5:I mean, I'm not throwing wind or anything like that towards Everyone's got their hand out. I don't want to say that too loud. You don't know if it's a.
Speaker 3:We may or may have not given out my address at some point in time. I'm waking up in traffic.
Speaker 4:I'm glad I'm only part of the show that doesn't live yet. Let the boy watch Next Sunday. If you guys aren't here, I'll do a show. Don't worry, he needs to learn, like I learned, kevin and Pat, like my father learned Went missing four days ago.
Speaker 5:I don't know if it's, is it the government or is it somebody with deep, deep, deep, deep, deep pockets? Is it? You know what hands are the cartels touching? You don't know, and that's what's crazy. That's why, every day, I'm like this is a fucking matrix, because you're never going to fucking find out.
Speaker 3:Hunger Games yeah.
Speaker 5:You're never, ever going to find out.
Speaker 3:You know like train derailment, everybody dies. Derailment, everybody dies.
Speaker 5:So to hit it out of the park with this, have you seen the new movie trailer of Civil?
Speaker 4:War. I actually just I didn't watch it, but I saw it pop up on the YouTube feed.
Speaker 3:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5:You do know what we're talking about because we watched it together. You fucking moron the Civil War. That's a little harsh man, not really. His feelings were hurt again. You don't remember. Remember you said you liked that actor, the dude from Friday Night Lights. What was his name in fucking Friday Night Lights? I forgot Riggins. Was it that guy? Not that one. Not that one. The quarterback. No, not that one. Not that one. The quarterback no, the nerdy kid.
Speaker 7:No.
Speaker 3:No, even he's looking at you, weird man.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he is kind of weird. You are correct on that.
Speaker 3:Hey, he's drunk though.
Speaker 5:He's drunk.
Speaker 3:He was fucking drunk when he got here. Man showed up smelling like fucking.
Speaker 4:I'm not that drunk.
Speaker 5:So what I want to do? This is actually. I don't like trailer number two, to be honest with you, because it's not as good as the first one. Is that the first one? Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 4:Oh ye of tiny blood.
Speaker 5:It doesn't matter, kevin's going to miss it anyways, so good, I mean, he's only watched it three times. The fact that he just left, like it's okay for him to take a piss, but you and I got to sit here and continue the show. I mean, I peed under a table three times, all right, so time Alright. So check, guys, check this out. This is the new movie trailer Civil War coming out 19 states have seceded.
Speaker 4:The United States Army ramps up activity.
Speaker 7:The White House issued warnings to the Western forces, as well as the Florida Alliance. The three-term president assures the uprising will be dealt with swiftly. Let me know if you want to try anything.
Speaker 1:I'm just aware there's like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America.
Speaker 2:We just try to stay out With what we see on the news. It seems like it's for the best.
Speaker 6:Citizens of America the so-called western forces of texas and california have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the united states military. Mr president, do you regret the use of airstrikes against american citizens?
Speaker 4:we're moving to dC today.
Speaker 2:We need to go down there.
Speaker 1:They shoot journalists all side in the capital. Every instinct in me says this is death.
Speaker 2:Every time I survived the war zone, I thought I was sending a warning home Don't do this. But here we are. There's some kind of misunderstanding here. What?
Speaker 5:That dude Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 6:What kind of American are you?
Speaker 2:What you don't know.
Speaker 4:The Western forces will.
Speaker 5:How crazy does that fucking look?
Speaker 2:oh my god, get in the car, get in the car move move, move, you're gonna hang back. I'm not hanging back one nation under god indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Go, go, go go go.
Speaker 3:God bless America.
Speaker 4:What in the?
Speaker 5:actual fuck. How crazy does that fucking look?
Speaker 3:So does that get really?
Speaker 5:big. How did that fucking movie get made?
Speaker 3:Sounds of Freedom like three years ago. No clue. You know how crazy, does that. Wow, I want to watch that right now, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:You watch like you see that trailer and I'm like okay, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:You watch like you see that trailer and I'm like, okay, that's Greenland with testosterone shot in his dick. Oh my god yes.
Speaker 3:Yes, totally fucking mad at you. That was fucking child predator. Greenland coming at you.
Speaker 5:Totally fucking right. Sorry, that was fucking right. Sorry, bart, you know, that was fucking intense.
Speaker 3:Right. You don't remember seeing that when we watched it together, when was that I may have a problem.
Speaker 5:I may need to support that. I'm glad you just admitted it. That's a sound bite. By the way, I may have a problem I sleep in a drawer, see, this is why it sucks about the fucking soundboard, because you can't. You need more buttons.
Speaker 3:No, it just like. I wish, if you switched it, it displayed on this Instead of eight, like you need, like 20.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 3:You know, because you've got to cycle through the fucking touchscreen right.
Speaker 5:I mean, what are you going to do?
Speaker 2:I sleep in a drawer.
Speaker 5:Hey, there you go. But the more and more I see nonsense going on in this world, the more and more I see that we are like it's just more and more division and more and more hate, more and more just fucking nonsense. I think we're closer to civil war oh, definitely, absolutely Than we are to fixing this country A hundred percent. What do you think?
Speaker 3:I agree. I'm just waiting for Texas to make our decision for us.
Speaker 5:That's where it's going to start.
Speaker 3:I stand with Texas. That's kind of how I feel.
Speaker 4:Apparently by watching that fucking movie. It's going to be really tough to drive to Texas.
Speaker 3:So Texas, give us a call. Yeah, we'll do a show.
Speaker 5:We'll do a live invasion show. We'll call it.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry if I just put that out there and put it into reality. And if it ever happens, just let you know I was not behind it. I was not fucking behind it. It's a mere coincidence.
Speaker 4:I'm not making money off this. I swear to God. I have to go buy metal plates now for my tactical vest.
Speaker 5:I thought you were going to say for your knees or something. I was like what's going on? What?
Speaker 4:are you doing?
Speaker 5:Well, those don't fucking work, maddie's running around with a football uniform on Dude. You don't plate in the knee Screw Came out the wrong way.
Speaker 4:Wrong way. Sorry, but he was afraid to say screw. He didn't want to know where it was going.
Speaker 5:Screw, screw. I can't do it. How long have we been on? About an hour and a half. Wow, hour and a half.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, someone needs a nap Right on the spot.
Speaker 6:Right on the spot. 130. Someone needs a nap. Right on the spot. Right on the spot 130-0-0 popped up.
Speaker 5:Wow, that's where we ended.
Speaker 4:How about that? I think that's all that has to be said. Yeah.
Speaker 5:So I mean, if we're going to go to Civil War, hang out with somebody who's got a lot of guns Because I stand with Texas? I don't know. Listen, if we're in New York, nobody's making Texas, that's going to be hard to get there.
Speaker 3:Dude, we're going to get there.
Speaker 4:The only good thing about being in New York is all these fucking liberals won't even be able to pick up a gun.
Speaker 5:No, you just got to be like. You just got to say like gay or fag or something like that, and they'll run away.
Speaker 4:I'm going to run outside. I'm like okay, gangbanger, retard, everyone's gone. What Did you just say? You missed the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 5:I heard, I just said banger retard.
Speaker 4:That's what I heard, no no, no, no, no, no. I thought that's what he just said. He wanted banger retard. No, no man has a fetish huh no.
Speaker 3:No I didn't know that was a category on breakfast Hi Matthew.
Speaker 2:You're cute, sorry.
Speaker 4:You come over here. No, I just want you to know my first course of action in the event that shit goes down. I like you. I'm shooting you in the knee and leaving you behind.
Speaker 3:No, you won't Bang. You're bringing me right though. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 5:You and your two dirt bikes.
Speaker 4:There's only two dirt bikes Pat.
Speaker 5:Put me in the red rider fucking wagon in the back and that's it. I'm good to go. Radio flyer yeah, Something like that, something like a toboggan on wheels, anything. But yeah, that's going to be it. Mad Banging Retards, oh come on.
Speaker 3:It's retards. He's a retard.
Speaker 5:He's a retard. There's a soundbite. I got to get that one, or it's retarded American, it doesn't matter. I don't think it matters anymore. Nothing matters. Everything's retarded in this world. How about that Touche? How about that Yep? I can't get in trouble for that Lost that fourth viewer right away.
Speaker 4:Bye, oh, look, we're up to five. Watch this Retard.
Speaker 3:I'm out of here. Two Kabang two. We go from 12 to two like nobody's business.
Speaker 5:We got fucking people on the spectrum watching us. It's awesome. We can chase people off of this show in a second but, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on episode 95, question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Getting closer to 100, kind of I don't even think we're going to do anything for it.
Speaker 3:There is something special that we don't even know yet is going to happen.
Speaker 4:Forget about the six lost episodes.
Speaker 3:The idea guy just had a great idea yet is going to happen.
Speaker 5:Forget about the six lost episodes. The idea guy just had a great idea. Something's going to happen.
Speaker 3:It's going to be awesome. I'll make sure of it.
Speaker 5:Do us a huge favor Go to our Instagram, go to our X, go to fucking YouTube. Go to our website, thetakeadeepshowcom.
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Speaker 4:Get out there, do the footwork for us. If you don't like us, start an argument with us. If you don't like us, you're not black.
Speaker 5:Oh, I'm sorry, Was that Joe Biden?
Speaker 3:no, wow, thank you, Jimmy Conway, yeah thanks.
Speaker 5:Jimmy for joining us I just pulled a Biden. I totally Biden said that Take it deep bitches.
Speaker 6:I don't even know where to go with that I don't know either.
Speaker 5:I can't feel my hearing. Benny, Thank you.
