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Surprise Cook-Off Chaos, Kindergarten Battle Royale, and Conspiracy Theories
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What happens when you're suddenly thrust into a culinary nightmare, tasked with grilling hundreds of hot dogs and sliders, only to discover an already lavish banquet awaiting you? Join us on this wild and hilarious journey as we recount the "Surprise Cook-Off Fiasco," a day filled with chaotic preparation, unexpected twists, and the anticlimactic realization that our intense efforts were, well, unnecessary. From feeling like game show contestants to the humorous frustrations of seeing our hard work overshadowed by pre-prepared dishes, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and relatable moments.
Ever wondered how many kindergartners you could fend off in an MMA-style battle royale? We did, and our absurd imagination took us to some hilariously dark places. As we shift gears, we dive into lighter topics like Kevin's newfound tan, grilling mishaps, and the nuances between the terms "Oriental" and "Asian." Our banter is lively and filled with jokes about makeup, lighting, and handling stress in chaotic situations. We even touch on goats, dietary myths, and the hilariously hypothetical scenario of battling tiny tots, ensuring an episode packed with unpredictability and laughter.
But it's not all fun and games; we also tackle some more serious and controversial topics. From reminiscing about the quirky drink Zima to debating privacy issues surrounding a teacher's controversial incident, we blend humor with thoughtful commentary. We share our movie theater drama, discuss government corruption, and venture into conspiracy theories, making bold claims and questioning the status quo. Wrapping up with outlandish plans involving bacon vests and vibrating panties, this episode promises a wild ride filled with laughs, debates, and the unique unpredictability that makes our podcast a must-listen.
Surprise Cook-Off Fiasco Discussion
Speaker 1you know we'll , we'll surprise cook off , you know . I felt like I was on , like a .
Speaker 2I felt like I was on sliders too . It wasn't even regular hamburgers .
Speaker 1I felt . I felt like I was on like a , like a , like a game show . You know where you're like living in a house , just normal and shit . And then boom , someone knocks on your door and was like boom , someone knocks on your door and is like boom , cook off fucking 100 hot dogs and 100 fucking sliders .
Speaker 2Bring them to a party . Was it 100 or was it 50 ?
Speaker 1You know no hundreds , man , Like there were hundreds involved . Dude , there was plural involved .
Speaker 2There were hundreds .
Speaker 1Yeah , dude , yeah .
Speaker 2I mean , did you bring a couple home ?
Speaker 1I'm fucking hungry . No , brought nothing home man . Nothing got home .
Speaker 2Terrible .
Speaker 1Terrible , You're not kidding man .
Speaker 2That's why there's no bourbon in the barrel . So you cooked hundreds of sliders .
Speaker 1Well , no Combined hot dogs and ham and sliders like hundreds . Okay , yeah , dude , I was manning the grill on the side deck , yeah .
Speaker 3And you had to fucking grill at the party .
Speaker 1No , no , no .
Speaker 3You were manning the grill .
Speaker 1Everything was made here .
Speaker 3No , I know that , but you had to fucking , then you had to put it on .
Speaker 1No , what was Ryan doing ? He was there , he was just there . He was there . He said thank you . I was like you're welcome , motherfucker , you're welcome , as he was drinking his 60th beer of the day at 2 o'clock
Speaker 3in the afternoon are we live ? Dude we're recording dude .
Speaker 1I walk in and there's like a 6-7 chafing dishes already full of shit between like fucking macaroni and cheese , chicken scarpiello um , uh , fucking , just like fried chicken cutlets grilled chicken Really .
Speaker 2Yeah , dude , where's my invite to this party ?
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I would have liked something to eat today .
Speaker 1Yeah , me too , dude .
Speaker 2I didn't eat fucking anything man Is it because you were so bent out of shape about cooking the hundreds of hot dogs and sliders .
Speaker 1Well , not even bent out of shape about cooking the hundreds of hot dogs and sliders ? Well , not even bent out of shape . I was busy Fucking . I had a hot dog for breakfast .
Speaker 2But by the time you got .
Speaker 1I had a hot dog for breakfast with Lily because she was hungry . I was like you want a hot dog , you know because ? I had Now you're fucking obese . Like I had the griddle , like already , already cooking .
Speaker 2Did you put it in the microwave to finish it off ? No , dude the griddle did the work .
Speaker 1man Griddle did the work bro . Yeah man , since fucking like noon .
Speaker 2I want to say noon . But you got to the party and the work was done , so why didn't you eat anything ? Um just say you're , I ate some stuff , but you're on a mission . I had some mac and cheese really good .
Speaker 1Um , actually I don't know where they got it from yeah , what fucking good are you ?
Speaker 2you have no information about this at all you know what man dude ?
Speaker 1I got there and I wanted to go . He's got the fish stick in his hands like I got there and I wanted to go . He's got the fish stick in his hands Like I got there and I wanted to go . Bro , Like I didn't want to fucking converse , I didn't want to fucking mingle . You know , I didn't want to fucking nothing , you know .
Speaker 2So what you should have done is you should have went there , pounded a fifth of vodka and dropped your pants in the middle of the yard .
Speaker 1Oh , so I had to bring like a cornhole and like two other yard games .
Speaker 2You were so angry you cornholed somebody . Might as well have fucking just invited everybody over .
Speaker 3Yeah why , didn't you just ?
Speaker 2have everyone here . At least a few would have still been here , you know why ?
Speaker 1Because it's not my fucking party . That's why , man .
Speaker 2Sounds like it was your party , Like it's my cousin's kid .
Speaker 1You know like .
Speaker 2But aren't you close with your cousin ? Yeah ?
Speaker 1so All right . Are you close ?
Speaker 2with her kid Ish . You know like Now it sounds like you were taken advantage of .
Speaker 1A bit no Right . Yeah , a little bit .
Speaker 2Yeah , you know , like you didn't show up and it wasn't like a drink waiting for you , or well . No , I mean like I didn't expect like fucking confetti and shit when I rolled up well , I didn't say confetti , I said a drink no , but like who you know , like if I asked you to cook several hundred hot dogs and sliders , but when you got to the house I would have had a drink ready for you .
Speaker 1So I didn't show up with that stuff . I had sent my daughter ahead of time with the food .
Speaker 2That's not the point .
Speaker 1When I showed up , it wasn't like a time . I just ended up showing up . Dude , I'm not being argumentative , I'm just clarifying . I'm just like , yeah , if I was showing up with the food , yeah , I hear what you mean , so like . I sent my daughter with the food so like when I was coming it was like not a real set , like I was showing up with the food .
Speaker 2I was going to do that . A real set they could have had when I got there you know like it was very casual .
Speaker 1You know it wasn't like open bar . No , it was very casual . You know it wasn't like open bar .
Speaker 2Was this at their home ? No , it was not at their home . No , no .
Speaker 4It was at a satellite place .
Speaker 1So yeah , I mean yeah . So yeah , I didn't don't , and still .
Speaker 4I feel like you were thanked properly a little fucking recognition in a nice cold bourbon regardless of all that my heart , regardless , you're regardless . Oh yeah , on the dark side . Oh yeah , you get my point .
Speaker 1Like I just don't think , Like I don't even think it was needed . You know like , you know , like you had it catered and I'm fucking .
Speaker 3What .
Speaker 2What it was catered . You hit live and we get back into this , please .
Speaker 3Can I have a fucking cigarette for us over live and I'm thirsty . I got nothing to drink . You didn't tell me it was catered .
Speaker 1Where were you the past fucking 30 minutes man ?
Speaker 2You ruined the whole thing .
Speaker 3I didn't hear him because he wasn't talking into the microphone when I had the headphones on and I was just listening to some good old so you weren't listening to when I was talking .
Speaker 2Is that what we're opening with ? By the way ? Yeah , love it .
Speaker 3Love it . So what do you have ? Two six foot wedges and shit or more . No Chicken cutlets .
Speaker 1There was no wedge Chicken .
Speaker 2Chicken , scarpiello , mac and cheese . A number of salad platters .
Speaker 1Yeah , two different salads Sounds like you don't need sliders and dogs .
Speaker 2I would think sliders and dogs weren't necessary .
Speaker 1Right , you know that was kind of like the oof . I hear you , I'm with you . I don't expect anybody to understand that except me .
Speaker 2No , I get it From a guy who runs parties from time to time and large-scale gatherings . Yeah , I understand .
Speaker 1But from a person who had to make shit for something that's not for any of his family , nor at his house . What , like ? Whose fucking idea was this ? Was it hers ? Was it hers ?
Speaker 2You didn't ask that question , no dude , dude .
Speaker 1You know what happened , bro . I was mowing the lawn yesterday , dude , uh-huh , right , yeah , and halfway through I had finished my Captain and Coke , so you came in for a little fresky . No , no , I parked it under the fucking maple tree in the yard , because there's a bunch of chairs there and there's a camping chair with a cup holder . So I got out and I got off the lawnmower to put the fucking cup in the cup holder because it was empty right and they rolled up with the burgers , the hot dogs , the buns , like all this fucking shit .
Speaker 1Who's they ? My cousin , um , my aunt , uh-huh , my cousin's kid who was graduating .
Speaker 2Graduating right .
Speaker 1I was like what's going on , like what's going on and like I brought all this shit inside . They had to go and you know and find out .
Speaker 2I got to fuck all this shit off . So they came over , they dropped the shit off , gave you no instruction and just left , Not even a thanks , Uncle Kev . Nothing .
Speaker 1Well , I mean sure there was like a pleasantry exchanged here . You know like what have you ? Oh , you know like there was a lot of like the I can't believe you're working outside in this heat . Well , you know like just like BS conversation , you know .
Speaker 2Yeah , wow , it's hot . Now cook my food .
Speaker 1And I'm just like , okay , I see what's going on here .
Speaker 2I'm going to have to look for the pictures , because I know someone will be posting pictures and when I see them I'm going to be like , wow , those sliders and hot dogs look pretty fucking good . That's what I'm going to .
Speaker 3New batteries no you just got to charge it .
Speaker 2Oh , excellent , we'll leave that for you .
Speaker 1Oh .
Speaker 4Well , it's Maddie's , it's correct , Kevin , it's Maddie's fucking toy . No , it's Maddie's . It's correct , kevin , it's Maddie's fucking toy . No , it's fine .
Speaker 1Dude , I've never really used it .
Speaker 2You have more experience using it . Man Drive it home . Will you give it to him ?
Speaker 1please Drive it home .
Speaker 2No , I don't want it Like I'm not .
Speaker 1No , oh shit , Great another button for him to not hit .
Speaker 4Well , at least his sausage fingers will catch that . I don't know they're so arthritic right now .
Speaker 3You got your cowbell Kev .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think we're gonna Fucking cowbell man . Alright I mean Sorry , little fucking .
Speaker 2Why's the door open ?
Speaker 1Right , sorry , I don't know who didn't shut it .
Speaker 2Fucking Captain Half-Ass over here , oh so .
Speaker 3I'm going to Molotov cocktail somebody . Tonight's the night motherfucker A human being .
Speaker 2Tonight is the night .
Speaker 3A human being is going to get Molotov cocktail tonight , all right .
Speaker 2I just want you to know . In the movie there was tambourine played in the song Fuck . Yeah , there was Fuck yeah , there was Motherfucker .
Speaker 3I had to choose one stupid thing On fucking DraftKings Bet .
Speaker 2And .
Speaker 3It was a plus 4300 and I bet $10 . I would have won 4300 . Yeah , so I took the under on the and I bet $10 . I would have won $4,300 . Yeah , so I took the under on the Total for Mets . But no , the other ones already hit . You would have won $430 on $10 , on $100 ?
Speaker 1No , actually it was more than that .
Speaker 3They had this thing , something booster . I don't know what the fuck it was , but it came out . It was going to be $4,000 for $10 . It was five picks on a .
Speaker 2Uh-huh , I hit four of them , you hit four and the Mets fucked you .
Speaker 3Because they scored more runs .
Speaker 1The one time I , I would keep the Mets out of any sort of .
Speaker 3No , but like .
Speaker 1Big issue at this point ? No , no .
Speaker 3Nimmo Total bases .
Speaker 1Severino has six strikeouts and I put he was going to have five plus , and you guys have like false hope on your season too . You can't say anything , because it's always— you can't trust the Mets , you can't trust the .
Speaker 2Mets Live . Go live , go live .
Speaker 3We're shutting him off already , right , this is going to be a good one . That's wrong , and controversial .
Speaker 1You can't trust the Mets .
Speaker 3It's betting .
Speaker 1I can talk loud bro , I can talk fucking loud .
Speaker 3Okay , all right Listen .
Speaker 1I can do that Okay .
Speaker 3You got your cowbell .
Speaker 1You can't silence me . I got my fucking cowbell .
Speaker 3You need it , are you ready ?
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm fucking ready . All right , matthew , are you ready ? Yeah , I'm fucking ready .
Speaker 3All right , matthew , are you ready ?
Speaker 2As ready as I'm going to be , Patrick .
Speaker 1What do we got ? What genre ?
Speaker 3Obviously he wasn't listening when we just said it .
Speaker 1Nope not at all .
Speaker 2It's fired up , but why should this be surprising ?
Speaker 1Who is that ?
Speaker 2On the dark side .
Speaker 1Oh , okay , okay , there we okay Okay . There we go . Who's on the fucking ? Who's that , though ? That's Eddie and the Cruisers , bro yeah .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 3Go live , we're live .
Speaker 4Yeah , here we go , all right .
Speaker 3You think that's enough .
Speaker 4What we do in life echoes in eternity .
Speaker 1See you next time . What flavor is that ?
Speaker 3That's hair vodka yeah , what flavor is that ?
Speaker 1Berry Berry vodka .
Speaker 4Vodka flavored berries .
Speaker 3What color is that ?
Speaker 2I thought it was fruit punch , but it was berry , so it's a little pink .
Speaker 3You got the special Gatorade Zero Fat Punch , alright .
Speaker 2Well , jesus God , I'm trying to avoid the diabetes . Diabetes , ladies and gentlemen , yeah , well , jesus God .
Speaker 1I'm trying to avoid the diabetes Diabetes , diabetes , diabetes .
Speaker 3Ladies and gentlemen , welcome to another fucking , dysfunctional episode of the Take a Deep Shove .
Speaker 2So , dysfunctional .
Speaker 3We don't even know what number it is . We don't care anymore Ish 100-ish , right , yeah , it's 100 and something , yeah , Ish .
Speaker 2Make sure you download and get the 20 minutes of pre-show banter .
Speaker 4Yeah .
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Speaker 1Like and share Hotline's dead For now , for now , however , if you have , Pat's private number .
Speaker 2Feel free to call that all you want .
Speaker 3Nobody's going to call me . If you do , that'll make me feel better . If you do .
Speaker 2Do you want me to put your number out there for him ?
Speaker 1No , you know what's funny Like all these ? Facebook things still have the . It doesn't look good for Patty Flea thing Is it really yeah , dude Like it still shows up . I saw it the other day , Dude , I took that off forever ago and that's great .
Speaker 3I was trying to find that Funny . You say that because I was trying to find that when I was going live . I don't even know where it is on the page . So if there's any technical people out there who want to work for free and help us out , hit us up .
Speaker 2But don't call the hotline . The hotline doesn't work .
Speaker 3And don't call my personal line either , because I don't want to talk to you . So you can call .
Speaker 2Matty , how about go to takeadeepshowcom and leave us a message ?
Speaker 3Yeah , well , they can also leave a voicemail , too , on the website .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 3Yeah , there's a thing set up where , if they press the microphone , they can Press the microphone .
Speaker 2They can do a voice message .
Speaker 3I'm going to leave you a voicemail message on the website Suck my dick . That's what .
Speaker 2I'm going to get .
Cook-Off Mishap and Oriental Humor
Speaker 3Perhaps , I'll try to think of something a little more clever and I am so happy because I'm looking at the screen right now and I'm seeing the color of Kevin , how much tanner he looks .
Speaker 1A little more healthy , right you look ?
Speaker 3so much more healthier .
Speaker 1We back the light up a little bit . It's a shirt .
Speaker 2It brings out the color . I have been out in the sun . It's a pastel .
Speaker 1It could be just like now I look better .
Speaker 3Oh , I don't know Sounds like confidence to me .
Speaker 2Let's not do that Sounds like someone's been drinking today .
Speaker 1I've been drinking since like fucking , I don't know noon , maybe prior .
Speaker 2On .
Speaker 3Wednesday yeah , he was .
Speaker 1What time did you start cooking ?
Speaker 2I didn't start cooking until like 1.30 .
Speaker 1There was definitely drinks before . That I was stressed out well beforehand .
Speaker 3Can we talk about your day today ?
Speaker 2Did you say stretched out , stressed , oh , stressed , stepped out . I was like fuck , you got stretched out before this too . It's a terrible day for you , kevin loves gaping that's your fucking hemorrhoid , donut feel so how was your day today ?
Speaker 3because you know , I , I , I saw the , the , the beginning of the shit storm so okay , so knowing what , my day was I .
Speaker 1I sort of voluntarily slept on the couch For what you know , fell asleep downstairs , often Away from dogs , everyone and whatnot you know . Woke up probably around six , had my coffee , played my fucking phone games and then around like I don't know , like 8 .
Speaker 2Hey't know like hey ben 8 , 39 o'clock .
Speaker 1Like I thought , we voted him out no , he's our number one fan put that put that shit away and saddled up for the day , which included , uh , cooking off like 100 sliders , 100 fucking hot dogs .
Speaker 3It was a cook-off against bobby flay is what it was .
Speaker 2What did you season the sliders with ?
Speaker 1I threw some Montreal steak on there One side .
Speaker 2One side , cause they're , you know they're thin , yeah , they were small .
Speaker 4You want to over season . You don't want to over season .
Speaker 1That's a fucking Rookie move .
Speaker 2Especially when you're Bringing them to somebody's Party after they . Yeah , yeah , just Especially when you're bringing them to somebody's party after they just drop them off for you to cook without telling you and if I ? Was you , I would have put a little fucking dog in there , or something .
Speaker 3You know , like the chick does on Instagram . Yeah , Now I knew the day we took a turn for the worse , and the ultimate worst is when he was pulling the hot dogs out of the oven .
Speaker 2You started them in the oven , did you .
Speaker 1Oh no , no , no , no , no , no . He grilled them , no , I so the like . I was grilling the sliders on the grill outside on the deck on the grill right and the hot dogs I had on the griddle which has a like a grill yes , a grill great side .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah to it um yeah , okay , they're hot dogs , you know whatever no big wolf um , and so each like , successive like .
Speaker 1So I had the oven on too , like 210 ish , you know like started started off at three something , because I just threw it on and threw the pan in there . So I went to grab it after the first batch and I fucking you caught the pan . No , it was just too hot to handle , too cold to hold . Man , that's a good line .
Speaker 2Like I dropped that shit . Shit like it was hot . Yeah , like no joke .
Speaker 4It's hot like it's another good line .
Speaker 1Um yeah , so that was the first , uh , only the first , round of hot dogs . So like it's not , like many were compromised , so um you know , but what we got ?
Speaker 2pat , fix the camera . What the fuck's the matter with you ? How come it's not straight ? What are you talking about ?
Speaker 1I think he means like oh no , he's talking .
Speaker 3You want to know why .
Speaker 1You know , it's because of this Like the sign's , not like squared up with the frame .
Speaker 3Yeah , you know what I mean , because the sign is not square if you look at it straight .
Speaker 2Yeah , something there , well , hey look at it this way At least it's not beaming off your forehead tonight no . Thank God , I'm actually a little bummed about that .
Speaker 1What's going on ? Did you do a little powder before the show tonight ? Keep the glare off , fucking baby .
Speaker 3We got makeup people now , yeah , what's going on here ? That's it . I got hit with one of those big fucking pads .
Speaker 4Holy shit , shit .
Speaker 2Makeup Poof .
Speaker 3Dude , we gotta find people who can work for free for us and just do some shit .
Speaker 1It'll be so much funnier , I'm pretty sure Ben's game .
Speaker 3What if we had a little Asian dude who comes running in and Why's it gotta be an Asian dude ? A little , oriental A little .
Speaker 1Oriental , a little Oriental , right ? I mean , are we Well , I don't know . I feel like Oriental encompasses everything , right ?
Speaker 2I thought Asian does . I was under the impression that Asian did as well . Where did ?
Speaker 3you get .
Speaker 1Oriental . Well , I feel like .
Speaker 2I feel like we're talking about the massage parlor now .
Speaker 1I feel like Asian would include the Philippines , like when Oriana wouldn't . It's more like mainland .
Speaker 2Do they come over ? Do they actually have a ?
Speaker 1tattoo that says made in Hong Kong Sorry .
Speaker 4Listen , columbus , here we go , all right .
Speaker 3Stop it , Stop it . I was trying to find Drop it Like it's hot because I wanted to fucking play man Shit .
Speaker 1That sucks . You've heard of the Orient right .
Speaker 3Yes , you've never heard of the train .
Speaker 1You've never heard of the Asian .
Speaker 4Shut up , bitch .
Speaker 1Oh my God , Hard stop . As compared to a geographic place like the Orient , you would think people would be like oh , like Japan , china , something like that right . Or the spa , you know , maybe Taiwan , depending on where you fall on that . You know , Made in China .
Speaker 3I mean , obviously we're at that point with you .
Speaker 1So where do you fall on it ? Obviously it's oriental . I'm with Taiwan , the fuck yeah oriental .
Speaker 2They throw like 80 out of the womb in Taiwan .
Speaker 3That's what I heard , dude . I saw some crazy thing with little Chinese kids Running around what looked like they had . It was like plastic guns with phones on it and they were like Playing this game . And there was like 20 of with phones on it and they were like playing this game and it was like 20 of them .
Speaker 2It's fucking weird dude plastic guns .
Speaker 3It looked like plastic guns , but like there was a phone on top of it , like slid in and it looked like a video game on the phone . What was it ? Prank calling people ? No , it was like these kids were like running around pretending to shoot at people so have you ever seen the video ?
Speaker 2of like the Well Pat some place that's called training Of like the Secret invasion .
Speaker 1Like I forget . If it's like , I'm sure it's Chinese , but like the Asian kids , like breaking down like a fucking Glock 9 on their desk yes , I've seen that video , like , have you seen that shit ? They're like fucking eight years old . They're like fucking eight years old .
Speaker 2They're fucking checking a Glock 9 on their fucking desk .
Speaker 1Take a field strip of pistol and like putting hands up waiting to get checked . It's like , well , are you kidding me , man ? Like we're our guys that play Pokemon . You know , Like even the adults are playing Pokemon .
Speaker 2Bubba Joe , what's up pal ?
Speaker 3Oh , joe , joe , Joe , joseph Mason , we need to talk to you about your performance . Shazam , shazam .
Speaker 1I'm not going to lie , I passed out .
Speaker 3You were upstairs already , that's all I know .
Speaker 2That was the day . Yeah , I went back .
Speaker 4That was the day . That was the day I had a day .
Speaker 3I remembered it . So I'm downstairs . I was like , let , let me throw it on and I'm watching it . And there was some song , joe , I thought you would know some songs and I was a little disappointed .
Speaker 2I was calling out the songs before you answered and no lie though , some of the shit that was on there .
Speaker 3There's gotta be a level .
Speaker 1There's gotta be a level of pressure being on the show rather than sitting on your couch and barking the answer at the TV .
Speaker 2I would think you know , like For those of us that were awake , yeah .
Speaker 3so what happens was like a song would play right . It didn't play nothing for nothing . The samples played for a while . They did , yes , Like Jamie Foxx danced like 40 times .
Speaker 2I have to get this off my chest , can I ?
Speaker 3Go ahead . Joe is Jamie Foxx . Okay , is it the real Jamie Foxx , Right ? Or is it his clone , Clone from Tyrone ? Do we know Jamie Foxx ? F-o-x-x , F-O-X-X , squared ?
Speaker 1We got like the Jeopardy music we could play . Yeah , we could do that While we're waiting , it's funny how we're sitting here waiting for the answer . Sure .
Speaker 2But I got to get something off my chest . I actually . Once Joe was eliminated , I stopped watching because I had no more interest , but I will tell you , it appeared to be the real Jamie Foxx , very nice .
Speaker 1We'll still play it Nice .
Speaker 2Took them all that time to get it so those two motherfuckers on the end that were winning were the most annoying douchebag cocksuckery motherfuckers . Oh my God , I wanted to punch that one guy with the shitlocks fucking on his head . I wanted to punch him right in the fucking mouth . It just annoyed the fuck out of me .
Speaker 1So like was it like random partner Like Joe didn't bring the partner with him ? Like how'd that work ?
Speaker 3They were probably yeah , I don't think they no , that was his buddy from the railroad on the railroad . Oh , so it's two people , so you ?
Speaker 1come together as a group but you sort of play against each other . No , you're playing as a group but you're going against two others .
Speaker 3So what happens is so genre . They'll say genre , and then song comes on . Once the song comes on , boom . Four answers for whatever the name of the song is . Now , if two people chose the same song , they'll break it down to who pressed the buzzer quicker .
Speaker 1Yeah , okay , right , right , and I don't think Joe's buzzer was working , so it's a team , but individual .
Speaker 3You know what you want to know . Joe buzzer wasn't working . I hooked it up . That's why Whoa , whoa , whoa .
Speaker 2Teams of three . Oh , three teams of two . I was going to say that I got to go back and rewatch the show .
Speaker 3Three teams of what , what , what ? Well , joe's button wasn't working because I had to hook it up , so I apologize for that , joe .
Speaker 2Well , that was a poor choice in technical advisors , Joseph . Yeah .
Speaker 3Tell them to find the Chinese guy . Oriental . There we go .
Speaker 2Taiwanese , whatever you want well , the two Jersey Shore chicks their buttons worked yeah which button ?
Speaker 3which buttons are you talking about ?
Speaker 2someone's definitely pressing their buttons backstage um , no dude like I know .
Speaker 3I know he's well versed in music . I'm somewhat well versed in music . You're , you're like you're old school , you're just . I don't know if you're really well versed in .
Speaker 2I'm just a trivia idiot . Dude , there was some shit on there , I'm just like I'm going to tell you right now it was a couple I got that everyone got wrong . I couldn't believe it . No .
Speaker 3You're special .
Speaker 2Go fuck yourself , Pat .
Speaker 3You know what ? Just go fuck yourself .
Speaker 2I fucking had it today with the voting .
Speaker 1Right , like fuck man , like you can't give the guys some dap bro , like come on man , fuck you guys .
Speaker 3Dap who the hell says dap anymore ?
Speaker 1I don't know , the kids still say that stuff .
Speaker 3Yeah , they talk about drip and shit .
Speaker 1Mikey , mikey , I'm sure .
Speaker 3Whereas .
Speaker 4Mikey's watching right now upstairs . So can we get if he's listening like cool , I'm sure it was much easier at home .
Speaker 3Is that still fresh ? So are we going to have Mrs Thunderson proctor . What we discussed we could .
Speaker 1I don't see why not Like she's a , you know , legit authority that could like administer some sort of something like that .
Speaker 2If she could handle the 15 idiots from the fantasy book bowling , she'd be honest , you know , in her proctoring . She'll give me a fucking zero . She will make fun of us like there's no tomorrow .
Speaker 1Matt you're retarded , your special needs so that you qualify for state aid .
Speaker 2I'll be walking out of the house with a helmet on Yay .
Speaker 3So what we're going to do ?
Speaker 2we've got to figure out when we're going to do this . Tell the story .
Speaker 3Well , let me just say what we're going to do first . So we're going to be taking an IQ test . All right , the reason why we're going to take an IQ test . I took an IQ test the other day . I'm close to Listen . It was a 121 .
Speaker 2This is how Pat took the test . See , see , see , see , see . It was like one of them Facebook things .
Speaker 3I got a certificate for it .
Speaker 1It gave me a breakdown of everything . It's so cute .
Speaker 2So that means about as much as Kevin's self-proclaimed PAC .
Speaker 3It was a paint-by-number certificate . So I'm sitting there thinking human beings use what 10% of their brain , right ? Yeah , that's what Morgan Freeman said in Lucy . So I'm sitting there thinking human beings use what 10% of their brain , right ?
Speaker 1Isn't that the yeah , that's what Morgan Freeman said in Lucy . Yeah , so I'm thinking , if I have a 121 IQ .
Speaker 3I'm only using- . You could have like a 12,100 , man I'm using like a 4% of my brain because I really have not used the intelligence 20 second timeout .
Speaker 2Sure , joe , all kidding aside , you got to come back in studio . The intelligence 20 second time out . Sure , joe , all kidding aside , you got to come back in studio . I want to hear about this whole process like in detail , because we're not going to get it now because Pat's talking about he's a fucking super genius after the Facebook IQ test . All right , continue .
Speaker 3Do you want to go over some algorithms , or what do you want to do ? Oh , you want to do algorithms . No , no , no , nothing I can't do that , but I'm very good at figuring out shapes and whatever those big words Kevin said .
Controversial Topics and Casual Banter
Speaker 3Spatial relations , yes , those things Really good at it , kevin knows about spatial relations .
Speaker 1I don't know why that's funny Like I don't . I don't know why that's funny Like I don't . Like , I'm trying to figure it out , but I don't know why .
Speaker 2That's all right , think about it , it'll be fine . Yeah , I'm still . It's fine , it's fine .
Speaker 3It's fine , there's never . There's never like a yeah , crickets . That's the one thing we don't have Right . We got the good old . That's the one thing we don't have Right . We got the good old scream . But Buzzer , what else ? You want ? Crickets ? You want some . Yeah , oh , oh , yeah , can't wait to get some spatial recognition down on the couch tonight . All right , spatial relations . Oh , I'm going to relation on the couch . Interspatial relations yeah man While watching MCU .
Speaker 2That's a fair point , Ben .
Speaker 3I'm not reading Ben's . I can't even fucking read that .
Speaker 2My eyes are so bad it's all right , you don't need to see it . I get some construction paper , some crayons . We can respond later .
Speaker 3Oh , I sign my name in crayons . He'll never come to the studio again , ever . Ben , were you really ever going to come to the studio ? Listen , white girl wasted .
Speaker 1Oh .
Speaker 3Now Lines need to be drawn .
Speaker 1Man OD'd on Zima . Sorry , Sorry Ben .
Speaker 2Oh , pearl Harbor attack . Oh my God Zinger .
Speaker 3Oh .
Speaker 4Fuck , do you remember Zima ?
Speaker 1I do .
Speaker 2That shit was so good Zima coming in . Zima alert . So good to drink at like 8 o'clock in the morning after a fucking bender .
Speaker 3Yeah , it was great to have with a fucking sandwich , it was very refreshing .
Speaker 1It was like a Sprite . Start the day off , right . Yeah , dude .
Speaker 3It was fucking Sprite . It's like a light , maybe like a cream soda type .
Speaker 1Ate that shit for breakfast . Man , how long did that shit last ? Like six months , it seemed .
Speaker 3No , it was out for a while .
Speaker 1A couple years , I guess . Right Like a handful of years , maybe like four , five , maybe At the most , because then I remember something happened with it . I bet you can still find it somewhere in like fucking Mexico right .
Speaker 2I don't know it came back . It had a quick comeback for a minute .
Speaker 1Really .
Speaker 2Yeah , they did like a special run of it , oh man like a .
Speaker 4Zima .
Speaker 1Limited edition Zima .
Speaker 2We drank it .
Speaker 4We got the special edition .
Speaker 3Zima .
Speaker 2Ben , what do you mean , adios bitches ? Come on , come on now . Oh , here he goes .
Speaker 4He's playing passive aggressive right now . That's no good . What I mean ? Can we change his name to White Girl ? Wasted On Us . You can't quit me . Can't quit me .
Speaker 1Here we go .
Speaker 3All right , listen , tell Diddy to relax over there .
Speaker 1You need us Ben , you need us Ben , you need us Ben , you need me , buddy .
Speaker 3I was trying to think of , like Stop the fact I was even thinking about a quote from Brokeback Mountain .
Speaker 2You know what ? I mean the fact that you watched that movie enough to be able to quote it . No , no , no , no , no .
Speaker 4No .
Speaker 3I gotta get that sound bite of her . You know she lost her job , what she lost her job , why ?
Speaker 2Because she liked to spit on a dick in private of her own home .
Speaker 3She was a teacher , oh , and they asked her to resign . Wow , nothing for nothing . Why she's on vacation .
Speaker 1So honestly that really can't happen because there's usually a teacher's union involved somewhere , but they asked her to .
Speaker 3I read the article yesterday on it .
Speaker 2You don't have to defend yourself . We love you . Don't listen to Pat . He's a dildo . But let's get back to Of course he can't defend himself . He falls to the right . Shut up , shut up it and defend himself . He falls to the right .
Speaker 3Shut up . Shut up , it's from the fall .
Speaker 2Just shut up . I'm just saying it's from the fall .
Speaker 3Shut up , get back to this bitch losing her fucking job . So she was asked to resign and there was really no grounds on it due to the fact it didn't occur on school grounds .
Speaker 1She was on vacation . There's no context or substance .
Speaker 3And I guess there's a huge uproaring now and they're doing a GoFundMe for her legal team . You get Cochran in there , johnny . Did you say cock Cochran ? Johnny Cochran in there , johnny Cochran .
Speaker 4He's still alive . No , he's dead , dude he didn't die , but he didn't say Cochrane , he said Cochrane .
Speaker 2Oh , oh oh . The light went on Six minutes later .
Speaker 1A little late , but it went on Ah . Such a good noise too . I love that . That's a great noise .
Speaker 2I tell you all you motherfuckers got to . Enough is enough with this shit .
Speaker 4With what .
Speaker 2Why would they want ? Why , because here's the deal . Are you actually defending the school district ?
Speaker 3No , no , no , no , Okay , everybody's too sensitive . God forbid you hear bad words or something inappropriate and your ears are burning Like a person who says it them to damnation . It's fucking crazy .
Speaker 1You know what it is , damnation . You know it's like it's fucking crazy . You know what it is . It's like when the like the head soccer mom , fucking pioneers of cause , like they all get behind it . Man , you know , like that's really what it is well , you know what ? Like right or wrong , like it . You know what I'm saying . Right because like got these like bitches , whether it's a man or a woman , you know it could be staying home with the kids .
Speaker 3I honestly thought you were gonna say we got these bitches and you're just like we're just talking about straight females ? Well , yeah , them too um my fave but you know they got nothing fucking better to do than fucking like that's what I'm saying , like start a cause and make them important and shit you know like that's the thing you see on social media now , where people will sit behind their computer and search for people's previous tweets . Oh , dude , that was 20 years ago , dude .
Speaker 1That little fucking idea is the reason why it's no longer Uncle Ben's , it's Ben's . It's no longer Aunt Jemima's syrup , you know , like it's no longer the fucking Redskins , it's no longer Aunt Jemima's syrup , you know , like it's no longer the fucking Redskins , it's no longer the fucking disabled list , it's no longer fucking Disabled list .
Speaker 2Yeah , remember , it used to be the DL . You used to go on .
Speaker 1Yeah , now it's the injured list , because you know like .
Speaker 3Can't call them disabled , you know that's fucking .
Speaker 1It's kind of funny Like they snuck that one in there on everybody . You know , like nobody even fucking realized that one .
Speaker 3They were like oh , it's the IO . Well , don't the Redskins have a loss ? Or they're trying to get a lawsuit against them because of the original logo .
Speaker 1There's litigation pending against them from the Native American Guardians Association . Native American Guardians Association . Naga NAGA , not MAGA NAGA .
Speaker 4What up NAGA ?
Speaker 1NAMBO . What To change the name ? What up NAGA ? Because they feel like their culture is being erased by them and not just willing to part with whatever .
Speaker 2Everyone took it too far , protecting the Native Americans .
Speaker 3Ben , I do not want to hook two on my clit-sized knob , okay .
Speaker 2Wow so now we're changing your name to White Girl Wasted . Ben answered Pearl Harbor with a little Nagasaki .
Speaker 3Yeah , look at it there you go there , it is there , it is Eat a dick Ben . Oh , that's fucking beautiful we're going to have to favorite that one . No , why .
Speaker 2Come on , it's a favorite .
Speaker 3We favored it . It's not going to be up there the whole time . You need to like . He needs to accept his .
Speaker 2He's accepted it .
Speaker 1I feel , like he's done just fine and we need to move on .
Speaker 3We can do that until the next time he comes back .
Speaker 1No , no , I think we need to move forward .
Speaker 3I love Ben .
Speaker 1You know , we all love Ben .
Speaker 3Love him , absolutely Love him .
Speaker 2He was like Was he got girls going wild ? He didn't get naked . Show me your boobs .
Speaker 3Show me your boobs . He was out front lifting his shirt up , fucking , going crazy .
Speaker 1Stop here . Here's some beads . Who knows what happened with McCarthy out there .
Speaker 4Sorry , man .
Speaker 1Sorry .
Speaker 3Stop using names . I just love what he said . It was a code name . I'm going home . You ain't going anywhere , pal . That was a good night , though .
Speaker 2Yeah , we should release that episode .
Speaker 3That's part of our lost tapes Tape is lost . No video . Just to share amongst ourselves . That's it , Not to share with the public .
Speaker 2Yes , Ben , you can come back .
Speaker 3Well , we're going to have to do a . Can we , like bouncers do ? Can we see if he's Someone intoxicated before he Entered the room ? So cause , we do have a policy here if you're hammered you can't come in and get more Like dude you should eat the mashed potatoes Bro .
Speaker 2When did we have ?
Speaker 3We don't have those guidelines for guests at all sorts of food out there we're going
Speaker 2to have to check his ID and make sure he is of age are you indeed number one fan Ben we love you , buddy .
Speaker 3Wgw Ben we will figure it out yeah , maybe we'll do it for the 200th episode , cause that's coming up quick .
Speaker 2We've done like 140 shows .
Speaker 3We've probably done more than that , dude , to be honest with you .
Speaker 2But yeah , there was the lost tapes . When you weren't around and Kevin and I were fucking shit up , I still got those somewhere .
Speaker 3I actually know they're on the old computer , but that fucking thing went kaput .
Speaker 2Actually no .
Speaker 3It's on my Apple .
Speaker 1That takes 16 years , didn't we ? Get on the Facebook once .
Speaker 2I think we got on .
Speaker 3Facebook once or twice you knew how to do it .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think we did manage it one time .
Speaker 3All I know is when I went back to listen to it .
Speaker 1We had no idea we did . I was like , oh , here's .
Speaker 3Is this working ? Right yeah , I don't know what to press .
Speaker 2That sounds about right , and I'm sitting there , I'm like oh . God this is just brutal .
Speaker 3It's not fucking easy .
Speaker 1Hey , we all have our specialties .
Speaker 3I didn't say it was good , I just said it was there . Yeah , definitely , definitely there . Did you see ? I'm trying to remember how long ago it was that interview with what's his name ? Tesla , fucking Jesus Christ , musk , musk , elon and the dude Lemon , don Lemon .
Speaker 1I've seen things from that , things from that before or after that .
Speaker 3We've classified Don Lemon as a total well listening to the interview , like he tried to bait him .
Speaker 1Yeah , he tried to bait musk into that's not you know it was like oh yeah , I bookmarked some of it .
Speaker 2Dude , just a moron man , especially when you know musk is smarter than you oh , what dude .
Speaker 3Elon fucking schooled him . Dude it was .
Speaker 2Let me find the bookmark Was it Don Lemon that was posting American Bandstand .
Speaker 3All right so this is about 40 seconds worth . Dick Clark , you're talking about Brian Seacrest . What are you talking about ? No , fuck .
Speaker 1Brian Seacrest . What are you talking about ? No , fuck America's Top 40 ? What ?
Speaker 3are you talking ?
Speaker 1about , bro . I quit here . Let's take a listen . Everyone was a slave , everyone , well , not everyone was a slave . No , everyone was a slave . We are all descended from slaves .
Speaker 3It's just a question of when Was it more recent or less recent ? That doesn't mean a lot to a whole lot of people who aren't able to take advantage of the opportunities that you are able to take advantage of , simply because the color of your skin . What advantage does the color of my skin give me ? There's an ease that you have in society that many people of color don't , and there's a legacy of racism that still continues on in this country If we keep talking about it nonstop it will never go away .
Speaker 1If we keep making it the central thing , it will never go away . Why do you believe that ? I think we want to get away from making everything a race or a gender or whatever issue , and just treat people like individuals . Amen , boom , hammer drop .
Speaker 3If you look at it , somebody's always trying to break down anything . Somebody says to find that one negative thing and be like oh yeah , this is what he meant by this . I mean , come on , you're little cunts , that's it . Big fat swollen cunts .
Speaker 2Yes , I concur .
Speaker 3Like roast beef . Mayo Blue waffle .
Speaker 1What ? What Dry age what ?
Speaker 3That good old blue waffle . I'm gonna put some blue cheese chunks on there .
Speaker 2Certified .
Speaker 3Stop .
Speaker 2Certified Angus .
Speaker 4Hot pool .
Speaker 1They don't know . First of all , they don't even know what to fucking call it we chased away all of them . It's alright , Whatever .
Speaker 3Rhett . That's once I said cunt , god damn it . How many females left ? Three Okay , whatever , yeah . But nowadays I know you , me , you . I don't care what I say in front of somebody , and there's not times when I'm saying stuff that I'm being critical or demeaning or whatnot .
Speaker 2It's just , I don't say stuff because somebody's there or because somebody's not there . I just say shit that I want to say .
Speaker 3You're like snorkel , what ?
Speaker 2Huh , well , sometimes that's my safe word , sometimes .
Speaker 3Snorkel , we got to keep that mic in front of your mouth . I'm sorry .
Speaker 1There you go .
Speaker 3Now cup the balls .
Speaker 4Look at that . How do you want to tell you what it looked ?
Speaker 3like on a fucking video . Llama Brutal , look like a llama .
Speaker 2A llama with a salt lick , there you go .
Speaker 3I would dude yeah , that's the kind of animal , Llama or alpaca . Nice little pet .
Speaker 2Well , when Orbs builds the gates for the goats , he can make an alpaca , nice little pet . Well , when Orbs builds the gates for the goats , he can make an alpaca fence Arch for fucking Noah .
Speaker 1Yeah , the goats are next .
Speaker 2Well , you might as well . You got a fucking cat now .
Speaker 1Dude . Honestly , I thought goats were going to be before cat .
Speaker 3Do you also get tax reprieve , like New York does , if you have goats ?
Speaker 1I have no idea what that means .
Speaker 3It decreases your taxes . If you have goats , really why ?
Speaker 2Are you going to eat the goats in New York ? I have no idea . Like is Pat going to come out of his room and look at New York ? Is there going to be a goat head in there ?
Speaker 1No , they'll be outside , like in the rocks .
Speaker 2No , I'm just saying you're gonna eat the goats . What it's a fucking . We built a zoo . In the rocks out back Kids we're not gonna go to the Bronx Zoo . We're gonna go to Uncle Orb's house Check out all the spider monkeys Running around . There's alpaca rides and a goat petting zoo . Matt walks up to you with a fucking . I am not wearing a saddle .
Speaker 1Dude .
Speaker 2Mascot .
Speaker 4Matt
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Speaker 1Goats are awesome , man , you can feed them cans .
Speaker 2Yeah , we covered that , fuck why . You know why ? Like For what ? I would much rather have pigs that you can feed human bones to . I can see you feeding a shark , a can but .
Speaker 3Like a shark a can yeah , not a goat . Why not Like a shark a can yeah ?
Speaker 4Not a goat . What the fuck are they gonna eat it for ? Well , haven't you heard they do , man .
Speaker 2A billy goat's constitution Is like you can't make a billy goat puke , they'll eat anything .
Speaker 3Yeah , but that's gotta kill them though . No , no , dude , how are they chewing through a can ?
Speaker 1They do it , man , we gotta .
Speaker 3Test this out . You think we can rent a goat .
Speaker 1What you can make them faint . You scare them and they're like ah and they faint .
Speaker 3Ari . No , this is not going to go well , it's not going to end well . You're going to have fucking 14 dead goats .
Speaker 2I am officially not allowed at the Aubrey House . Kevin's going to get down , dude . Wouldn't that be awesome man .
Speaker 3You're going to get liquored up one night Fucking drunk here come on .
Speaker 1Let's hide behind the tree . I'm going to buy those old fashions in a can , just so I could feed the goat the empty can and I could cut down on the bourbon .
Speaker 2Michael , where are you going with that one ? And I'm assuming that that was meant towards Pat , because he wouldn't be silly enough to say that to anybody else . How many ?
Speaker 3fearless kindergartners Fucking 20 . I'll go , let's go .
Speaker 2You could take a whole class .
Speaker 3Fucking , dropkick shit Fucking . Let's do it . A little body slam , yeah like .
Speaker 1I don't think there's a number of kindergartens in an octagon that I would be afraid of Life or death . I'm killing you , kindergartner . You know , sorry , what Snap .
Speaker 3Why are you killing people bro ?
Speaker 1Dude , your octagon survival . It's a little dark , sorry , I'd take a bunch . Man 100 ? I'd probably take 100 .
Speaker 2Orbs are going to go kick the fat kid .
Speaker 4Let the boy watch .
Speaker 2Orbs are going to go kick the fat kid and break his toe .
Speaker 1You think that's a ridiculous amount , like life or death , like you or like however many kindergartners Like I , could take 100 . Shit , you know . I feel like I'd take 10 out in one twirl . What are we ?
Speaker 4doing live .
Speaker 1I think it's . I feel like you don't think that man , I feel awkward continuing the show . You think you're going to get overrun by 100 kindergartners .
Speaker 3Ladies and gentlemen , I want to welcome you to the Take it Deep show . We have breaking news . We have the real Billy Madison with us who's going to take on 100 fucking kindergartners Some of them are barely potty trained Come on , One fell swoop of a hand and he's taking out 10 .
Speaker 1Easily , dude , easily , with intent yeah , man , Of course .
Speaker 3But , dude , there's always that one big kid , everybody's like yo , that's Kyle .
Speaker 1All right , stay away from Kyle . Yeah , so I keep my eye on him . Yeah , he's better , you know .
Speaker 3In my peripherals .
Speaker 1Can you imagine Kevin like just boxing kids , just taking out fucking kindergartners , just sparring ?
Speaker 2Oh dude , I would love it , I want to see Noah shoot like a missile from behind him while he's kicking somebody and take him down in the knees .
Speaker 3Then he's all done . Hit him in the ankle , catch him right in the heel , right in the heel he's finished .
Speaker 2As soon as he goes down , he's swarmed by like 50 of them .
Speaker 3That's the weak spot on the man over there is the heel . Yeah , we'll never get there . Well , I mean , they're down there already . Nah , they'll never get there . Man , You're going to kick one kid square in the forehead and it's going to hurt your heel .
Speaker 2Thanks a fucking lot , Mikey , for bringing this one up .
Speaker 3I'm going to have nightmares now I'm going to attack my 100 kids .
Speaker 1I don't think there's a number that I couldn't in an octagon Kindergarteners .
Speaker 3I mean as much as that can fit in there . You're not going to be able to move around .
Speaker 1Honestly , what do you think I'm ?
Speaker 3thinking if there's a good amount of kids , you're going to have a couple that are like spider monkeys and climb you , and then next thing you know something's happening . I don't know .
Speaker 2You go to kick one , one grabs the leg and all of a sudden it's not going to end well , dude you take .
Speaker 3No , you're going to have a fucking kid . Who's going to ?
Speaker 1So here's the thing you take a swoop and you knock out , like fucking , nine of them , like the rest of them are going to be like holy fuck .
Speaker 2Okay , Johnny .
Speaker 1And then , like half of them are going to be like I'm not doing that , so they're just going to wait to die and you just fucking you know .
Speaker 3What the fuck what ?
Speaker 1turn . Did you just take life or death ?
Speaker 2we're talking life or death here yo , we're not in albuquerque , we're in fucking greenland . Can we get back to the fucking united ? You know I'm going to hunter twist it .
Speaker 3Oh my god this is an mma fight dude that's what would happen , like a little kid's gonna come and twist your balls bro dude , they're not gonna get close enough .
Speaker 1Man , what are you talking about ? I'm talking .
Speaker 3You said you want to take like , like you're gonna be like it's like world war z with kids yeah , dude , and I'm gonna , I'm gonna slash through them all , man knocked out I wonder what vegas numbers would be on this knocked out .
Speaker 2I wonder what Vegas numbers would be on this . What do you got ? What are we actually timing ? Well , we've got to figure out first of all how big is the octagon ?
Speaker 3How many kids can fit in the octagon with Kevin ?
Speaker 2Let's say 150 .
Speaker 1Oh God , yeah giddy up man .
Speaker 3Yeah , but you're not even thinking about the fact of all of them just coming at you at once .
Speaker 1Yeah , butdy up man .
Speaker 3Yeah , but you're not even thinking about the fact of all of them just coming at you at once ?
Speaker 1Yeah , but how many of all of them can come at me at once ?
Speaker 2Like 20 at a time , all of them 150 . No no .
Speaker 1Was that a trick question . Like not at one time , they're not going to like dome over me and like all of them , they're not going to pop up . That was not on my IQ test , I'm just saying you know like there's only going to be so many like that could be in .
Speaker 3Well , if it was . How long was the 100-year war ?
Speaker 2You know your IQ would have been higher .
Speaker 1Yes , you know , even if they're like double-stacked , like , Double Look Jesus . Christ .
Speaker 2You even double-stacked . Yeah , dude .
Speaker 1Jesus Christ , mike , what you did like no way , man , no way , no fucking way .
Speaker 3I mean it's , it's I don't know like you throw conscious aside and like yours was thrown aside the second you started talking about this .
Speaker 2Please throw a dart at the wall . Let's talk about something else . This is .
Speaker 3This is no talk about mad max over here sorry man I'll kill them .
Speaker 2Fucking Thunderdome's taking down the fucking next three generations .
Speaker 3I will kill them all .
Speaker 2What'd you get passed back in a kid .
Speaker 1Like you , fucking yeah .
Speaker 3You're going to scalp the first one and wear his hair and Matt and I are going to sit in the crowd . Twist his dick .
Speaker 1Maybe , if it's the big one , maybe what ?
Speaker 3The scalp , not the dick . Oh , moving on . I don't even know where to move on from . After that , we got kindergarten murderers and jesus this whole conversation is very cringy yeah just a little bit oh , so check this out . I went and and saw Bad Boys last night .
Speaker 2Bad Boys 4 .
Speaker 3Yeah , ride or die .
Speaker 2Yeah , and .
Speaker 3Really really good , no lie .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 3Really good . It was fucking funny as hell . The storyline was cool . There was like this scene towards the end , there was like transitions of camera views and stuff and what was weird about . It was like after I See the movie I'm on I think it was on Instagram and they Showed how they did that .
Speaker 2It's fucking insane how old Will Smith and Martin Lawrence look .
Speaker 3Will looks like he's fucking In his 20s dude . No joke , martin looks Kind of like saggy on the face , yeah he's starting to get there no , but almost like cerebral palsy .
Speaker 2Really he kind of had like a little frozen face .
Speaker 3I don't know Made him funnier though he was fucking hilarious , I'm trying to think of who else was there Of ?
Speaker 2course Same people from last . Will Smith ain't got nothing to do but work out . He ain't been fucking nobody in years .
Speaker 3Keep my wife's name out of your mouth . No , but it was
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Speaker 3really good . Ryder loved it , surprisingly , huh .
Speaker 2You know , but yeah , okay , I'll check that out .
Speaker 3Oh , and you're better off just waiting until the movie comes out , because of the price of everything .
Speaker 1Yeah , what did that run you man $300 . Was it like ?
Speaker 3$150 ? That I had to give blood Pay for parking .
Speaker 1I had scalpers when I walked in . It was fucking . Scalpers T-shirt hat on the way in .
Speaker 3So I bought it off . I have the AMC app . Yeah , a little bit of a discount , which is a little crazy , because then it says but you go to the IMAX . Yeah , it's all there .
Speaker 1That's where they have the assigned seats right .
Speaker 3Dude , so you can choose your seats when you're buying the tickets online , right , right , you have people who come in and and just sit wherever the fuck they want . Yeah , which is understandable , because how are they supposed to know when that you bought your ticket ? Yeah , dude , this one fucking chick comes in and just two people were sitting down . She's like you're in my seat and I'm like looking , I'm like bitch , there's fucking three more to your left . Like you could just sit down and shut the fuck up and she just causes a scene . You need to . This is my seat and she's like holding the phone in the person's face , and I wanted to be like Karen , do me a solid , sit the fuck down .
Speaker 2See , that's where you just got to slap the phone .
Speaker 3Oh my God , I would have fucking slapped the popcorn and thunder punched right in the throat .
Speaker 4See , we're a little aggressive today . What's going on ? You're being a kindergartner .
Speaker 3I'm being a bitch . Bitchy women . What is going on ? You're being a kindergartner , I'm being a bitchy woman . I agree with that . It was just stupid . And you heard people gasping not gasping but they're like oh my God , I can't believe this is going on . God Lady , there's 16 seats next to you , buffy .
Speaker 2I want my seat .
Speaker 3Buffy , I want my seat . It was fucking stupid , me and Ryder . Whatever seats we got , we didn't even sit in the ones I fucking supposedly selected , there wasn't that many people in the theater .
Speaker 2The whole fucking theater was open . It was a problem . Oh my God , she could have just went to the fucking row in front .
Speaker 3Nobody was sitting in it .
Speaker 1We're good Dan Bird yeah .
Speaker 3And I'm just sitting there I'm like well , that's definitely somebody from Connecticut . Well , definitely somebody from Connecticut . Well , that does sound like a Connecticut thing to do , a little bougie bitch , you know . I mean if they're not drunk off a brunch , she wasn't going to ruin my bad boy ride or die night , mm-mm . She was trying to ruin somebody else's , though she was probably coming off a rough brunch and I was hoping . When she walked down the stairs she fucking caught a toe and just tumbled , but that didn't happen .
Speaker 3That would have been fucking great . So was it like an older lady . What are ?
Speaker 1we talking here Probably 40s . Yeah , yeah , did she have people with her ?
Speaker 3Her son , her son and her son looked Single mom .
Speaker 1Huh , single mom .
Speaker 3I don't know if she was , I didn't ask her that question , maybe you should have asked her . Hey , what date did you get married ?
Speaker 2Maybe you could have got a piece Capricorn .
Speaker 3Sorry , you're what , aquarius ? I'm gone why ?
Speaker 2don't you leave your son with my son and watch the movie . Let's go fuck in the bathroom , jesus .
Speaker 3Christ . First of all , it was packed . It was packed in the movie place . Well , you just said it was empty . No , the theater was empty , but the whole Lobby . Yeah , it was fucking insane .
Speaker 2Yeah , concessions . Well , that's why you go in a stall and shut the door . I mean , come on , really , you're new to this .
Speaker 3You can't go in that stall there because there's zero privacy in the bathroom .
Speaker 2You're new to this . Come on .
Speaker 3I'm not banging chicks in stalls . I can't remember the last time I banged a chick in a stall .
Speaker 2Did you ever bang a chick in a stall ? Yes , okay .
Speaker 1I've never done that , Of course you haven't . That's kind of gross man .
Speaker 2Well , it depends where you're at . Yeah , I mean yeah sure but you know slightly fucking .
Speaker 1Just make sure you put the cover on the toilet real quick yeah .
Speaker 3Can you get that napkin over there , dude ? First of all , I was at a bathroom the other day when I was leaving an appointment for work . It had an automatic seat cover thing . Yes , what the fuck is that ? Have you never seen that before ? No , yeah , it was out . Of course it was out of order , was it cool ?
Speaker 2All right , whatever , somebody like Kevin , I'll get the tetanus later , kevin probably went in there , stuck his dick in the machine .
Speaker 1Couldn't eat more than tetanus Out of order .
Speaker 3Out of order for good . But fuck , what was I saying before that I don't know Shit Totally freaking out Now . The movie was great . They kind of left it off , where I think they're going to make another one , just because there's nothing bad . There was just things that weren't answered at the end .
Speaker 2Did the son get out of jail and help them ?
Speaker 3Yeah , dude , he's fucking . No joke , that dude was kicking motherfuckers' asses . I'm like that guy's badass . He was fucking shooting Nice . Was he in anything else ? Any other movie I don't know , because if you shave his face . I'm trying to think .
Speaker 2You have to shave his beard Shave , his goatee and I think who's the guy ?
Speaker 3Some Spanish dude ? I forget , but he was fucking hilarious In it too .
Speaker 1Sorry .
Speaker 2Lethal Weapon 5's not coming out For a minute . Alright , yeah , when is that coming out ? I just saw a thing when Mel Gibson said he's gonna direct it .
Speaker 3Yeah , it got the okay yeah , cause he opened up His own studio . Now , yep the .
Speaker 1Beverly Hills Cop Thing is coming on Netflix . Yeah , next week . Next week , july 3rd , you guys are all ready huh .
Speaker 4I'm fucking ready For that dude ? Totally , are you kidding me ?
Speaker 3Beverly Hills Cop is one of my favorite movies of all time . Back in the day , that was the shit . He was only 21 .
Speaker 1Really when he made those .
Speaker 3Yeah , when that movie was filmed . Yep , really Isn't that shit crazy that ?
Speaker 4is kind of crazy .
Speaker 3He still looks like the same dude from the first one . Like he still looks that young .
Speaker 2Nah , well . Well , I mean kind of he's done , well , he's maybe cloned Black , don't crack but he don't look .
Speaker 121 Black , don't crack .
Speaker 2Take a breath . Take a breath and think about it before you do it .
Speaker 3Speaking of crack . Did you see that interview With Free Ray Rick Ross On Rogan ? He's the reason . He's the main dude Of the crack epidemic . He was in the middle of the whole , oh yeah I have not got set up for like the whole , like yeah yeah , I didn't this is what this dude . The story is fucking rick ross .
Speaker 1You just said rick ross yeah , his , he rick ross . The rapper took his name oh , really , that's where rick ross the name , comes from , really he's the original kingpin . Is this a new one on rogan ?
Speaker 3uh , came out recently . Uh , yeah , recently , like week or two , um , probably two weeks ago , somewhere around there so it got into the whole thing of of how he got in the middle of the gorillas and the contras money to them to get , to get fucking weapons from from us Nicaragua yeah and did this all happen in Home Depot parking lot too , in the stall actually Home Depot stall
Speaker 1was there Sandinistas involved ?
Speaker 3I don't know , maybe the Orientals , but so the CIA literally fed him crack to sell , yeah , and that motherfucker served . He served like 20 years , something like that . But now he's , he came out and he's got a fucking weed business he's making money on . He made money on like hope .
Speaker 1Cia hooked him up with that shit no , he's doing everything on his own after you know , like falling on a sword .
Speaker 2The first time the first time he was on rogan's to see , I don't help you back . What'd you ? What'd you fall on their sword , you're gaping first time he was on rogan .
Speaker 3Uh , like the story came up about some kid wanted to make him like t-shirts and stuff and joe's like why don't you meet , why don't you have it say I'm the real rick ross ? He did that , had the , had the t-shirts made in . Like the first couple days like made eighteen thousand dollars by selling t-shirts and then from there he used that money because he was fucking homeless . Now he's , he's making like fucking ton of money .
Speaker 3He's got his own little weed dispensary yeah , good for him man yeah , um , but you gotta listen to fucking the government . I'm gonna say it right now . I don't care if they're listening to governments fuck we have the
Speaker 1sneakiest dirtiest , most conn , most conniving cock-sucking government Pieces of shit , and that's the only shit we know about .
Speaker 4Yeah , I know .
Speaker 1Yes , who knows what ? We don't fucking know , right ? I don't know Exactly , right ?
Speaker 2I truly believe ignorance is bliss and I'm comfortable not knowing at this point .
Speaker 1Agreed .
Speaker 3I'm out , also blocked .
Speaker 1Oh , he backed into the Jeep outside the Wrangler . Oh dang .
Speaker 2I am going to gouge out your eye and skull . Fuck you the next time I see you .
Speaker 3Oh , that's Mikey .
Speaker 4Fuck you know .
Speaker 3Mikey , wait , did he hit it ? I better hope he's joking . All right , should we send the little spider monkey out to go check ?
Speaker 4He didn't hit it . He didn't hit it right .
Speaker 3He didn't hit it . He didn't hit it . I thought that was a real laugh for a second Son of a bitch .
Speaker 1He's so bad man , he came down here mad .
Speaker 3But you're totally right , because then you see people put these videos out about every fucking possible conspiracy .
Speaker 2Well , played Michael .
Speaker 3And the one I just saw recently was the whole 9-11 thing .
Speaker 2Which conspiracy theory are we going to discuss today ?
Speaker 3They were time charges .
Speaker 1Not only time charges , but also like the melting of the In one and two not building seven . The towers not building seven . And building seven Like building seven is like its own little thing .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1Like they were reporting , it had fell like a half hour prior to the actually falling , which is a little weird .
Speaker 3Somebody , I don't know where . They A little weird . I don't know if the video was Doctored or what not , but doctored videos , pat .
Speaker 2Whatever do you mean ?
Speaker 3Brassers Doctor video . Oh no , doctored okay , but there is . You saw these Fucking little explosions Go Prior to it collapsing . Yeah , I've seen then they have that , they have that interview with the guy who talks about what um jet fuel does , how it melts and the beams , and in order for that to happen it was almost like they were talking about thermite . Yes , what thermite , right ? Yep , right , okay , so they showed what it does like separately . Then they showed video from 9-11 . It was like it was crazy how similar it looked to shit .
Speaker 1It's just yeah . There was also construction crews in there months prior to the 9-11 happening , which were I really don't . I really , to be honest with you , I don't even want to , I don't even want to discuss to the 9-11 happening , which were I really don't want .
Speaker 2I really to be honest with you , I don't even want to discuss it .
Speaker 1No , I'm just saying the deeper you look into stuff , the more sketchy shit it gets . Is there any truth ?
Speaker 3Is there any little bit of truth of all the conspiracy theories ?
Speaker 1that you hear . I feel like there has to be .
Speaker 3Bigfoot , you know , I feel like there has to be Bigfoot .
Speaker 1You know , I feel like there has to be . You know what isn't a conspiracy theory ?
Speaker 2People throwing themselves out of 90 fucking story windows .
Speaker 1No , I understand . Hey dude agreed man .
Speaker 2I just , I just sorry .
Speaker 1Agreed , but there's .
Speaker 3Oh , come here . I don't want to hug , okay , I don't want to hug , sorry . Jerk you off .
Speaker 1There's a few eyebrow raising things about that whole Let me finish my drink .
Speaker 3There's a lot of yeah . It's not even just that . There's so much more I don't even disagree with you .
Speaker 2I watch a lot . I watch a lot of those things .
Speaker 1So here's a funny thing Recently , like , it's now accepted in the media that the saudis were involved , like , not bin laden , but like the saudis themselves , like the saudi government was involved in that , you know , like , and , and to say that like years ago was like is that
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Speaker 1a fact though ?
Speaker 3yeah , yeah , where , from where ?
Speaker 1um , because , like a , a saudi prince , prince came out and said it so how is that ? Fact though , because he said he that's what the Saudi family .
Speaker 3I mean , matt could have said it and next thing , you know , matt is responsible for it .
Speaker 1It's not like Matt just said it , it was me and Baca .
Speaker 2Michael apparently shares your Like . If Prince Michael apparently shares your like .
Speaker 1If Prince William came out and said that England was responsible , he'd take some fucking credence to that the problem is , everyone wanted to take credit for it after it was done ? Sure , yeah , but it's not like . It's like a long time after it happened and it's pretty recently that the whatever , but whatever you know , the Saudis were involved . That's not even arguable anymore . We should shoot them all in the face .
Speaker 3Well , no , yeah .
Speaker 1And prior to it was like oh you're .
Speaker 3I remember seeing the special on who was Bush's vice president Cheney Chene , president , cheney , Cheney , cheney . And it sounded like he was running the show behind the scene . Oh , he totally was , and it was pretty much Defense contracts and like that . This is done this is what we're going to do in order to go to war .
Speaker 1Yeah , they needed a war .
Speaker 3Right Industrial military complex . Yeah , they needed a war . And what happens ? Boom , we're going to fucking go into war . And how long did it take ? It was a few months after right .
Speaker 1That we invaded Iraq .
Speaker 3Well , it would start off if you see the . What was that movie with 12 Strong .
Speaker 1I want to say it was almost like it had to be six months to a year Before we actually invaded .
Speaker 3Iraq . I'm trying to remember because in the movie 12 is strong A lot of talk , a lot of talk , a lot of talk .
Speaker 1There was a lot of fucking nonsense prior to us Actually invading Iraq .
Speaker 4And then we're like , oh , they did it let's go .
Speaker 1Nothing here , let's go to .
Speaker 3Afghanistan . And then we go there . It's because we're there for weapons of mass destruction . Lo and behold , there's no weapons . We're there for fucking oil purposes .
Speaker 1It wasn't even that dude .
Speaker 3I talk to Simmons about that all the time .
Speaker 1You know what I really feel it is ? I feel like it's some sort of weird governmental money laundering , Like let's fucking throw some troops over here , you know , blow up some shit , you know .
Speaker 2Why are you going to funnel money to there to bring it back to here , or funnel money through the fucking military company Because like each missile is , like each missile costs , like the US , like 10 grand or whatever , like whatever amount they are . You know Well what did it say ?
Speaker 1War is money right , you get yourself a war , you get yourself a lot of stuff . You can fucking slip under the sheets .
Speaker 2It's a license to print money .
Speaker 1Well , it's not even printing money , it's more like hiding stuff . Well , who was the ?
Speaker 3president Eisenhower was the one who said be aware of the military uh yeah , the industrial military complex and that's what's going to run pretty much everything and everything's got to be based upon . Reagan said it too , man , you know it's heed the words of reagan and it's , but now it's , it don't fucking matter you know what ?
Speaker 1yeah , it don't , because it's , it's almost it doesn't do it . It's like it's too deep , it's too far gone , it doesn't fucking it does not .
Speaker 3I don't care if people went to dc and sacrificed their lives in front of fucking the white house and said they're going to kill themselves if we keep .
Speaker 2They don't fucking care , they don't give a shit , they don't care about they don't care about .
Speaker 3You know the family and and kids who were sent over there at a young age and what did you see ?
Speaker 1No , they don't care about the cause , they don't care about nothing , man , did you see the recent bill that was passed ?
Speaker 2that allowed as a subsection to a recent bill passed . It was 18 to 23 or 24 are all eligible for the draft now .
Speaker 1Oh , I've heard whispers about this . I haven't really looked into it .
Speaker 3America . Yeah , that's kind of funny because China's doing the same thing . China just did this .
Speaker 2Well , their kids could already break down a Glock . China and another country .
Speaker 3So here's the deal . I mean , that's just where there's smoke , there's fire .
Speaker 2Our 18 to 24-year-old kid won't pick up a gun because it hurts the feelings oh , it's frozen , are we frozen ?
Speaker 1You're pointing to the stars .
Speaker 3Look at that .
Speaker 1I'm like , fucking fuck , You're frozen on this too .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , get on , get frozen .
Speaker 2Maybe it'll come back . Maybe it'll come back . Is the internet dead ? So we lost the internet ? Oh , probably because of what we were talking about , but Facebook's kicking us off .
Speaker 1Oh really , we got 9-11'd . I don't know those there assholes I could talk about .
Speaker 2Shit .
Speaker 4What ? What happened I ?
Speaker 3had to fucking refresh my man .
Speaker 2Hold on , we still got four people watching . Yeah , we're good , we're good , we're good yeah .
Speaker 3What the hell just happened here ?
Speaker 2Did you say Oriental ?
Speaker 3again , your browser can't access your devices .
Speaker 1Oh , did I say Oriental too much ? Wouldn't that be funny ? If that was the case , did we ?
Speaker 2really just get booted off , you think ?
Speaker 1I don't know .
Speaker 3We're good , we're good , we're good , we're good , we're good , we're good .
Speaker 1Are we ? Can I take a pee ?
Speaker 2No , I gotta pee man , that doesn't surprise me .
Speaker 1So many Coronas , oh my God , so many Coronas . We should have wore a diaper in here , Dude . I came running up the driveway to pee by the shed Like I couldn't even get inside . We were fucking , we were even muted . I'm telling you , man , I think I may have fucking made a little too many Oriental fucking comments .
Speaker 2Oh , what the fuck , bro . They cut us off . What the fuck Now ? Is this StreamYard or Facebook at this point ? This is StreamYard Wow .
Speaker 3Oh man , Can I enter ? Device is not connected . It's showing that the camera's not connected . Your browser cannot access your devices . Close any other . What the fuck ?
Speaker 1And here we go again . Damn , enter cia , fucking cia comments . They're fucking just like wandered in and like yeah , dude , it's not even they fucking zipped us . They're like .
Speaker 3This is crazy Because it's not even like the mic's not showing up . We never landed on the moon , zoomies .
Speaker 1Oh my god , that's nuts man .
Speaker 4That's fucking bullshit bro that's fucking bullshit , bro um .
Speaker 2I'm about ready to call stream yards fucking uh .
Speaker 3I think I got an idea why what happened ? I downloaded these two and I have to delete them all , so there's room oh , did we run out of storage ?
Speaker 1I think so really like . How did we do that , bro storage ?
Speaker 3I think so Really Like how did we do that , bro ? Because we have a lot of fucking video , a lot of video .
Speaker 1Since we got that fucking laptop .
Speaker 2It's on the stream yard . No , it's stream yard .
Speaker 1Oh okay , Fucking stream yard .
Speaker 3Come on , come on .
Speaker 1There it is , so we're back .
Speaker 3Not yet what's going on ? Okay , we're good .
Speaker 2Go live . No , we're live .
Speaker 3Oh we're back , we're back .
Speaker 1Nice , nice , we're back . Great recovery .
Speaker 3Just got to make sure the audio is right . Lost all the viewers , but we're back . I'm kind of Nice , we're back . Great recovery . Ooh , just going to make sure the audio is right .
Speaker 1Lost all the viewers . But we're back . I was kind of upset because I had to pee there .
Speaker 3Then go pee . Okay , Just go fucking pee . Jesus bladder boy . No , but there's like . That's why I love conspiracy theories , Because there's some truth in in most of them 100 absolutely the kennedy one is the . Did you that ?
Speaker 2and ufos , did you see ? Did you see the most recent one on kennedy no , where they said , does a pruder film was actually doctored with the the tree ?
Speaker 3now and did you I tried to search this on YouTube . I can't find that video ?
Speaker 2Did you see the unedited one , where the driver of the car actually turned around .
Speaker 3Yeah , but I don't , you can't see , like I don't see that .
Speaker 2Oh I , I forget if I saw it on Twitter or where I saw it , but you saw it clear as day . Really , I was like you fucking you gotta be shitting me .
Speaker 3That's where Everybody says that was the first shot that caught him in the throat , yeah , and then he goes back , then he goes forward and that's when he got shot from the back . You literally saw the driver . But no the magic bullet . I don't know if they're talking about a vibrator or a bullet .
Speaker 2Oh , I mean we could ask Ben which one he got for his mother-in-law , Benoit balls .
Speaker 3Oh , that's his name . His name's going to be Benoit . You're fucking mad . I love Benoit . You're terrible , but it's I . So Okay , there is information out there . Who really did it . They know .
Speaker 2Oh , they know .
Speaker 3I just want to know , you know .
Speaker 4Was it Hoffa Was Jimmy .
Speaker 3Hoffa involved Because supposedly he was , and hence why he disappeared About .
Speaker 1Kennedy .
Speaker 3Hoffa .
Speaker 1You're talking about Kennedy though ? Yes , supposedly CIA , dude , cia , fucking . Of course it was .
Speaker 3But we were just talking about how the Zapruder film was supposedly doctored with that half tree that was sitting there and it was on that . Was that the thing that was on Netflix ? That lady that was talking .
Speaker 2It wasn't Netflix .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 1So there's I don't know if it's on Prime or whatever , but there's a JFK thing , what the Doctors Saw .
Speaker 3That's on Prime , I think .
Speaker 1Like that's a really interesting one man .
Speaker 3Um , like it's gonna fucking open your eyes open some eyes and raise an eyebrow to you know do you have any information of what was said or ?
Speaker 1um well , as far as I remember , there was a lot of stuff . There was a lot of differences between what happened in Texas .
Speaker 3Oh , what was ?
Speaker 1yeah , and as to , what the coroner and autopsy . That happened in DC .
Speaker 3Supposedly there was shit fucking missing from what happened in texas .
Speaker 2Well , yeah , there's no , there's no question
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Speaker 2. The cia was involved .
Speaker 1The cia has been doing that shit for years , years yeah , but like , just like the perspective from the doctors in dallas um their testimony kind of makes you be like , hmm , not so far-fetched , it's not far-fetched .
Speaker 3I mean , it's not . First of all , the fact of a magic bullet Is , first of all , if you believe that you should be shot With the magic bullet , so we're going to be shooting vibrators at you , it's just . I still think that . What's his name ? Who's the one that could blame for everything ?
Speaker 2Oswald , yeah , oswald .
Speaker 3I think he was the .
Speaker 2The scapegoat .
Speaker 3They kind of like yeah , Oswald .
Speaker 1I think he was the scapegoat , yeah .
Speaker 3You know , they knew they kind of like researched his background .
Speaker 1They gave him a rifle with a rubber bullet . So story legend goes like Oswald was a CIA sort of asset of some sort , you know , not like Jason Bourne , but like a Not many people , are you ? Know like some sort of asset that they had Right and he just , he was just like set up to get set up .
Speaker 3All you gotta do is watch a fucking movie Shooter and boom and that's it but it's true , though , and that's why he was offed by Ruby .
Speaker 4Yes , like right away In public .
Speaker 1Fucking in public .
Speaker 2And whatever happened to Ruby , though he got shot right after that .
Speaker 1Who does shit like that in public Talk about the domino effect .
Speaker 3Who does shit like that in public ? You do that in the octagon with kindergartners .
Speaker 2What's the rule of conspiracy If you're involved in a conspiracy unless you're the fucking head of it , you're gone . All loose ends .
Speaker 3Anytime I get asked a weird question , I'm like is this going to be part of a conspiracy ? Because I really don't want to get involved . I'm good , you want to call Matt ? Yeah , let's call Matt . Matt will . Yeah , let's call Matt . Matt'll do it . Matt'll do anything .
Speaker 1Matt , we're going to get footage of Bigfoot , come with us . We're going to tape a chicken to a tree Local .
Speaker 3New York man disappears on hike in the woods and that's it .
Speaker 1Carrying rotisserie chicken .
Speaker 3We found him lacquered with honey .
Speaker 4Heavily ornate .
Speaker 3And then the whole Like another UFO thing just release the information man , just get like there's okay , there's probably gonna be People who can't handle that , but fucking just Release the information they can't because they can't use it against us . You're talking about the holograms they're going to be using for the invasion .
Speaker 2Holograms nonsense .
Speaker 1See , I think it goes deeper , I think it goes more economic . To where , if they Voodoo economics , let us know all they know , like people are going to realize there's like free energy out there and oil Gas , all that shit is going to oh , the people do know that dude the people that own the world are the people that own that shit .
Speaker 3Right now you're talking about black rock well , I'm talking about the rothschilds I'm talking about black rock . You know , you're when you say black cock , black rock you , I mean , they're both the same .
Speaker 1Your Morgans , your Rockefellers , like they're all oil . You know , you know , and that shit's not gonna fly man . Okay , first of all it's Dude , a guy had a fucking car that could run on water in like the late 80s . Dude , he's dead .
Speaker 3The E69 shit that was made from corn byproduct .
Speaker 1You know , like he dead , he dead . Like he knew something on the Clintons Dead , you know .
Speaker 3But there's only three things that run this world . It's wars , oil . Why am I forgetting the third ?
Speaker 4Oh and pharmaceuticals .
Speaker 1Orientals , and pharmaceuticals and drugs . I forget in the third .
Speaker 3Oh , and pharmaceuticals , Orientals and pharmaceuticals and drugs and Taiwanese and drugs , yes and drugs .
Speaker 1Made in .
Speaker 3Taiwan . But those three things it's . You know , if anybody's in , like you know , upper up , fucking CEO of a company , for a military company or a pharmaceutical company or whatever . They're putting money in the president's pockets in order to keep things the way for them and we our voice , whatever are you saying that the the white house is corrupt and the president ?
Speaker 2I think that's what we started with how dare you ?
Speaker 3you know it . You can't dare you like . It's hard to trust anything that any politician or government or whatnot said , because there's always some fucking deep layer to it because they don't care about well , there's definitely a club man , you know , and we're not part of it .
Speaker 1You know , you know like just look at fucking congress man . Then in the house like look at all these fucking millionaires yeah , that have been in congress for how many years ? You know , like you shouldn't you ? Everyone always fluffs it off you shouldn't be a millionaire , or a millionaire of your stature .
Speaker 2You , you know like your personal net worth should not increase tenfold right because ?
Speaker 1you , you got elected to public office . Yes , you know like that , yeah like no wake up people , please like . Come on , not not a party thing like they're all doing it every single one of them you know , every single fucking one of them is in the pocket of somebody .
Speaker 3Where's Tackleberry ? I know Ben loves this one . You got to love the fucking music break out in the middle of the show . All right , that's it . All right , that was good , though that was good . So we are going to get the wheel in here , though , and just when Chick gets down on the show , just spin it .
Speaker 4It's like one of those flash mobs just happened , Dude you ever see video of that shit .
Speaker 1Dude , I just saw it happen . Right now it's in with three people .
Speaker 3yes , but when it's fucking set up perfectly that flash mob shit is crazy , absolutely crazy .
Speaker 2I don't know who's got the time for that .
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Speaker 3I'm like , where are you guys getting these messages ? You have to show up here in post .
Speaker 1You got the same sweatsuit , oh my god so does everybody else ?
Speaker 4I got the same sweatshirt you guys shop at the same store .
Speaker 3Alright post . It's funny , it's crazy , like who ? All right , I got 1,000 emails . I'm going to send it out . You guys , meet me . We're going to go to Ben's house Retards . We're all going to be wearing vibrating panties .
Speaker 2The salute of 10,000 vibrators , and we're all going to have masks of his mother-in-law .
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Speaker 2No .
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Speaker 1Zzzz Z there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll .
Speaker 2Hi , I was on the knoll , just push out first .
Speaker 3That bullet came out like Sammy Sosa's home run .
Speaker 4Back to the left Hi Magic bullet Huh .
Speaker 2That's crazy . Clean that up with a napkin .
Speaker 3Hi , I'm Harry . Even I know it was a set up , I mean obviously came from . I was eating cheese on the grassy knoll with Ron Sandberg . Mark Grace was up in the library . I remember a young Andre . Dawson , andre Dawson . He was like the only black man down there . So we put him in the library . Then we had to turn the lights on . Andre shoot .
Speaker 1What Matthew heard it .
Speaker 3I heard it just was like what , oh god ?
Speaker 4imagine I put harry carry away , hi hey guys gotta go away now government conspiracies .
Speaker 3Say anything you want in here , careful . Biggest conspiracy is the moon's man of chains . It's funny , no matter what put him back into cryo freeze hi I love her too , because I keep on seeing videos of will farrell doing it phenomenal . So I know my phone's listening to me when we're talking about it , because it was like video after video and um , he was fucking hilarious when he does it .
Speaker 4I'm trying to remember who he was talking to .
Speaker 1You need props when you do it , man , because you need the glasses .
Speaker 4Yes , oh yeah , you got to have the Coke bottle glasses and the gray hair , yeah , and he was like hi .
Speaker 3It's fucking great . I'll have to find it . I'll have to search Harry Carey costume If they can give me fucking thick , motherfucking glasses . Make sure you don't look like Drew Carey .
Speaker 1Why Are they related ?
Speaker 3I don't know , is John Smith related to a Mike Smith ? I think could be . I mean , we're all related to some way somehow . Seven degrees of Harry Carey , right , I thought it was Kevin Bacon related to some way , somehow Seven degrees of Harry K .
Speaker 2Right , I thought it was Kevin Bacon , I don't know For this conversation .
Speaker 3Seven degrees of bacon . Let's go Hot , hotter , hottest , hotter , hotter , hotter . Seven degrees .
Speaker 4All right .
Speaker 2What ? All right , this is slowing down .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 2How long have we been recording ?
Speaker 3Hour and 15 . Hour and 20 .
Speaker 1This is slowing down . Yeah , how long have we ? Been recording Hour and 15 . Hour and 20 . It's actually not bad . No , it's actually not too bad at all . No , not at all . What are we closing it out with ? We do have a special announcement .
Speaker 3Actually , no , we're not going to do the special announcement . We have a special co-host who's going to be taking his seat next week . A mystery guest Mystery guest .
Speaker 1Oh , that's right , I'm not going to be here , that's right , it's going to be a great show .
Speaker 2We're going to miss you .
Speaker 3It's going to be a great show . Yeah , because you and I talked about how we wanted to do the entrance . Yeah , fucking perfect . I agree Perfect . It's going to be fucking hilarious .
Speaker 1Oh , he knows now . I thought you were going to keep it a secret .
Speaker 3I was kind of high down here one night and we were just talking and I mentioned something that we were doing on Wednesday because we're going to the Mets-Yankees game .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 3And I said I'm going with Phil and Peyton , and that was it . So I had my Sherlock Holmes hat on . Uh-huh , I heard the light bulb actually go off over his head .
Speaker 4Ping I was like fuck .
Speaker 1I heard the light bulb actually go off over his head , ping , I was like fuck . So you guys got to keep an eye on the house because I'm going to be away . My daughter's going to be down the road , staying at a house watching dogs , I'm good I got it . Leave me a note for you and Obi-Wan .
Speaker 3bro , it's Pat and Obi , it's you and Obi-Wan . Well , you better have some 24-hour fucking BCC cameras going and shit or see whatever they call those things . What Big black cock . No .
Speaker 2What .
Speaker 3What do they call the cameras ?
Speaker 2CCT Closed caption . Yeah , there we go .
Speaker 3You better have a couple of those going . Because we got to , because I got feeling some weird shit's going to happen , but I'll keep an eye on it . It's not the first time you left the house . You just gotta tell me when garbage is and what not .
Speaker 1Monday Put it out Monday before you go to bed . Okay . When are you leaving Wednesday night ? When are you getting back ? Whenever I feel like it , probably like When's the 4th ?
Speaker 3That is a Thursday , yeah , I'll probably come back Wednesday . Okay , the 3rd , she's staying down there Like she's flying back At the Bjorn residence , yep At the Spy training At the Bjorn residence ?
Speaker 2Is she bringing Agent Wonton with her To get a little training ?
Speaker 1The new the new feline agent , the Red Broom . They call it the Red Broom . What Isn't that ? What like Black Widow , black Widow . Oh , I totally forgot that .
Speaker 2So are you bringing Agent Wanton or are you leaving Agent Wanton ?
Speaker 1No , bringing Coda .
Speaker 3All right , can I have a say in this ? Can you take ? Is Coda going to the farm ? Can ?
Speaker 1you take , can you take ? Is Coda going to the farm ? Uh , no , well no .
Speaker 3Are you going to bring old Yeller back to the barn ?
Speaker 1So my buddy who moved down there my buddy and his wife , who's also my buddy . They're friends of ours , my buddy , my buddy .
Speaker 4They have three boys my buddy and me and one of the boys .
Speaker 1Like all the boys , really , but like one of the boys in particular , like loves Coda all the boys , really , but like one of the boys in particular , like loves Coda . You're going to leave her down there .
Speaker 2No , no , sure , I would , I would , I would , and he might take him .
Speaker 1It wouldn't be a terrible thing Like he . He'd take her too . But whatever so like food for thought . His kid said am I going to see Coda before she dies , like recently ?
Speaker 3So I was like oh man , I got this opportunity , I'll fucking bring her down here , take her , hold her Timmy while there's a thunderstorm . Okay , you do that . We'll see you later . Oh my gosh . She needs a fucking Xanny bar .
Speaker 2He's got no idea that was that was Coda not Pat on a regular Thursday night ?
Speaker 3And I like dude it was a point where he wasn't here and she was I was like Coda , chill out .
Speaker 1Like she , she tries to like crawl inside you , like through your big toe .
Speaker 3If there's a , if there's a blanket or anything close to her , she'll fucking keep on reaching at it to try and do something .
Speaker 2Yeah , she's not a big fan of the Thunder huh .
Speaker 1No no .
Speaker 3Not at all , she does not like the Thunder Sin Estate .
Speaker 2Can we play the cowbell a little louder ?
Speaker 3No , she's Maybe what you should do is buy some M80s from Pika Nice and set them off in front of her . It was Frank .
Speaker 1Perry . Oh , whatever , frank Perry , don't implicate the innocent man .
Speaker 3Get a short yellow bus and throw it .
Speaker 2Hey , pat , while Kevin's away , should we scout a ? A bacon vest . A weave , a bacon vest .
Speaker 3I'm weaving a bacon vest on that bench . You want me to whip one up before I leave .
Speaker 2You got some strong nylon rope While you were doing the freaking sliders .
Speaker 1I could just leave it in the dining room .
Speaker 3Hey , you got one of those meat hangers they use in a butcher place . Just wondering we're going to need that . We're going bear hunting .
Speaker 2I got a rotisserie chicken and a dog wrapped in bacon let's go .
Speaker 3You got Elmer Fudd and Patrick Starfish going on a fucking bear hunt .
Speaker 2Be very , very quiet .
Speaker 3Dude , I'm telling you , there's something out there and has there been another sighting ?
Speaker 2No , no , last night , dude , there was some weird- . Has there been a ?
Speaker 3sounding . There's these . I don't know what type of animal it is man , but it is fucking eerie and weird , sound like a monkey . No , no , no , no , it's .
Speaker 4That would be awkward in this . I can't even explain the noise .
Speaker 3It's just like the fuck was that ? It's like no , but it was like a long as like . It was like a it was like a predator and it just kept on going like real long and then it died out like almost like a laughing yell yeah a hyena , that's a coyote that long yeah no way dude if it . If it sounds like a yellow , no laughing yell no , not laugh , it was , it was just , god was just .
Speaker 1I know what you're talking about and that's the best way I can explain it Like a laughing yell , I do .
Speaker 3What am I thinking ?
Speaker 1If I hear the noise , I could be like this is what you're thinking .
Speaker 3No , I was thinking of a 121 IQ right there , so you don't know what I'm thinking .
Speaker 1I do so much smarter than you Got a 137 bro .
Speaker 3A6 Fucking Teen Amoeba .
Speaker 1I don't think his is low man , no it's , would you say .
Speaker 3It would be like 99 . You said 100? .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'd be in the middling range . I bet he's higher than you .
Speaker 3Dude . But it's crazy , like If you look how they categorize it , if you go up 10 points , you can go from Tard to Scholar . It's great , tard , tard .
Speaker 2Is that the official scoring ?
Speaker 3It's Retard , retard .
Speaker 1Retard , it's Retarded American .
Speaker 3We do not individualize anybody here , only the Orientals Right , and that's it , kevin does at least Everybody's Asian to me .
Speaker 1You got your Oriental Americans too , man , like I don't want to offend them .
Speaker 2Yeah , let's not be offensive to them .
Speaker 3certainly You're talking like too late , like Bruce Lee . Who are you talking about ?
Speaker 2Well , he wasn't American . He was just like .
Speaker 3Jackie .
Speaker 1Chan , like the , you know , like the .
Speaker 3Cheers boss .
Speaker 1Like the guy .
Speaker 3The guy , yeah , the guy .
Speaker 1You know that guy . You know , I mean the guy from I got no fucking specifics , man , but all of them , yeah , all them love them peoples .
Speaker 2I'm not allowed to say what I want to say . Are you talking about the Chinese ? Guy from Big Trouble in Little China if you aren't playing it right now , I don't know what is are you talking about the guy from Big Trouble in Little China , that guy ?
Speaker 1what no ?
Speaker 3Chopin , whatever his name was .
Speaker 1That's a great movie .
Speaker 2I thought you meant egg , egg Chen .
Speaker 3Such a good movie . I loved it . Great movie .
Speaker 2Alright , I'm done with this Ride the Pork Chop Express out of here . What ?
Speaker 1It's Big .
Speaker 2Trouble in Little China . Oh yeah , Jesus Christ .
Speaker 1Sorry , man Sorry .
Speaker 3I was fucking talking about the movie like you knew it . Well , I went straight into oh I'm sorry 121 mode . I'm like , hmm Sorry .
Speaker 2Alright , super genius Play a song . How do you do that ? What ?
Speaker 3I'm telling you I'll use 3% of my brain . Definitely half retarded , Just a good half Shut up bitch . Oh my God , you ever touch that fucking board again . You ever touch that fucking board again .
Speaker 4You ever touch . So here's the .
Speaker 3I'll never have the . First of all , I'm surprised you can read retard . I had the pads up , God damn it .
Speaker 1That's retarded American . Yeah , damn you .
Speaker 3Damn you . I should never leave that one up again . I'm going to switch the bank that way . That sucks . I'm going to delete that right now . You got to reverse shut up , bitch . Just so you know it's not making the final edit , since you don't edit it .
Speaker 2It's on Facebook Live . I'm playing it every day . It doesn't matter , I will find a way to get it off of there .
Speaker 3I'm going to report the video now . Power to the people . I'm reporting that is harassment . Power to the people I'm going to send that straight to . You can rise up Straight to the MetaSweep thingy .
Speaker 4Viva la France . Transition .
Speaker 3Alright , that's how we end the show . I'm sure we can find some cunty music For Kevin . We got a cunt song for him . He totally saw me find it too . I just sat there waiting . I knew you were doing it .
Speaker 1You guys see my eyes .
Speaker 2Your eyes lit up and his eyes saw you . He's like oh no , don't push it . Phenomenal , that was good . Don't push it . Don't push it .
Speaker 4That was funny , phenomenal , phenomenal .
Speaker 2That was good .
Speaker 3Well done , orbs , not going to lie .
Speaker 1Not going to lie , that was actually pretty good .
Speaker 2I can't wait to listen to that again .
Speaker 1He doesn't even know what to do after he got shut up , bitch it hurts , doesn't even know what to do . After he got shut up , bitched it hurts , doesn't it bro ? Yeah , it's all funny , but it still fucking stings . Right , it's not funny , he's so flustered .
Speaker 4No , no , no .
Speaker 1He's a little flustered .
Speaker 4He's a little flustered .
Speaker 1Not , oh yeah he's like totally cool .
Speaker 3I don't lose my mind like you do .
Speaker 1Ow Nice , we were getting some sort
Asian Sensation Comedy Gold
Speaker 1of Morse code . Yeah , you know what it said .
Speaker 4Shut up bitch , bitch , son of a whore fuck you , kevin , son of a whore . Fuck you , kevin , kevin .
Speaker 3That's okay .
Speaker 2What are we doing now ? That was a lot of buttons getting pushed .
Speaker 1Right , why ? What are ?
Speaker 3you talking about Nothing ? Oh good , because I had to switch that up . No , you ain't touching it again . That's it . We're leaving after that comment from Kevin , because he's a complete fucking tool and now I've got to block the pads like a child . So thank you for joining us on the most dysfunctional show possible . Good show though . Good show .
Speaker 4Show possible Good show though Good show , the latest Not bad yeah .
Speaker 1Two in a row Asian Americans . Good luck next week , boys . Oh , we'll do fine , you know , we'll be all right , yeah .
Speaker 3I think we'll be all right . We should have called Jilton .
Speaker 2Actually , you know what ? We may have a second special guest too , Time out .
Speaker 3Should we call him , oh , special guest ?
Speaker 1No , no , it's a little late now .
Speaker 2No , he's three hours early .
Speaker 1Oh well , that's true . I forgot that . I'm real smart over there .
Speaker 2Wrong button . But yeah , we may have another special guest in studio .
Speaker 3Oh KT yeah , who what ? Kt tape , the kinetics tape You'll have to listen , to find out . We got a trainer coming in . We're going to learn how to properly tape with KT tape .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , Like all I heard was Asian masseuse , I'm missing out on the Asian masseuse Oriental .
Speaker 3I don't know about you .
Speaker 2Just tell Ali to do this . I'm sorry . I'm sorry .
Speaker 4I'm sorry , tape the side of her eyes .
Speaker 3Alright , we're not gonna call .
Speaker 1Like , even if she's unconscious .
Speaker 2We'll definitely use the tape , then she's not gonna feel it .
Speaker 4Oh yeah .
Speaker 2Although you're gonna have to tape her when she wakes up , because I want to see the reaction .
Speaker 3Hey honey , do you have any flesh color electrical tape ?
Speaker 1Like whoa , like she's like .
Speaker 3Bugs Bunny .
Speaker 1Asian . You got flesh color Like all sort of racist Asian .
Speaker 4Like oh , my God .
Speaker 1Is that too much ?
Speaker 4I said Asian .
Speaker 3Come on , play the music .
Speaker 1Play the music .
Speaker 3Oh my God .
Speaker 2She's wearing the blue pants with the shoes .
Speaker 1Right no shoes .
Speaker 4That's disrespectful Rice hat Slippers Rice hat .
Speaker 3Does she have ?
Speaker 4a Hi Hi .
Speaker 3Does she have like a ninja blade , like a fucking samurai sword ?
Speaker 2I don't know , but I think we got a Halloween costume for her this year .
Speaker 3We like you as Oriental woman . Hi , you got to tape your eye . Geisha , geisha , geisha , tape eye , tape eye .
Speaker 2Assassin Geisha .
Speaker 3Yeah , who's the ? The Asian chick from Charlie's Angels , lucy Liu . Yeah , that's yeah , we'll call her Goosey Liu , goosey Liu .
Speaker 2No , you can call her Lucy Liu , you just spell Lucy different , alright .
Speaker 1L-O-O-S-E-Y Time out people .
Speaker 2I was just what I was , just we were talking about .
Speaker 4I was just putting on words we were talking about yeah , yeah , yeah , I'm putting on words .
Speaker 1I'm just casting a vote here . That's all Continue .
Speaker 3I think you're already outvoted .
Speaker 1Continue , but I'm just letting my voice be heard .
Speaker 3All right , lucy Liu .
Speaker 2L-O-O-S-I-U . Avoid all copyright issues .
Speaker 3Yes , we have the patent Hi . Oh , tape , your eye Put flesh color .
Speaker 2Flesh color on eye Lucy Lewis just lost .
Speaker 3That's the new spin-off .
Speaker 4Oh God , no , oh , my God .
Speaker 2Comedy .
Speaker 1Gold was just born . Oh my God .
Speaker 3We have a new show we're going to be starting in a few months . It's called Asian Sensation starring Jizzpaw and Lucy . Liu Lucy , L-O-S-E-Y Liu Flesh color tape on his face . I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack .
Speaker 1Oh , please don't .
Speaker 3No .
Speaker 1No , not you no , please , you're too young .
Speaker 3Did we put money into the fucking defibrillator ? Here we got one of those machines .
Speaker 2We did AED In studio AED .
Speaker 3All you gotta do is whistle and Gunner fucking puts a backpack on and comes running down with one .
Speaker 1Dude , I got a lava lamp . I'll throw in a bucket of water .
Speaker 3But he'll come running down with . I gotta give you your cables back . He'll come running down with jumper cables . Instead , gunner's gonna come down and come running down with . I gotta give you your cables back , he'll come running down with jumper cables .
Speaker 2instead , gunner's gonna come down and Come running down and start Fuck your face .
Speaker 3Wake up , bitch , I'm starting to sweat Blow on this , bro . He kills it , bro , he kills me because the second he lays down I'll rub his side and he just lifts his leg . He's like yeah , yeah , I take it off , man . I'm like settle . I was like whoa . He didn't pay for that , bro .
Speaker 2We just met You're worse than a 15 year old boy .
Speaker 3Oh it's hilarious , he's just .
Speaker 1We didn't even pay for that man , we didn't even discuss that .
Speaker 3First time I ever saw Kevin . I think you were drunk and you said yes my boy Like I'm sitting .
Speaker 1I'm like this looks so inappropriate .
Speaker 3His fucking leg is up high , what's ?
Speaker 1he doing over there ? Well he's , oh , he's just rubbing his belly .
Speaker 3I thought he was like Drinking a moment or something , but he was just rubbing his belly . Is that confirmed ?
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , it was the angle .
Speaker 3Yes , because of the angle he was at , I'm like when I saw it , I'm like what the fuck ? What the ?
Speaker 1fuck . So I walk over to his side . So that's how it is in there . I was like oh , thank God , you beat me to that by a second . That's weird , no wonder why he always raped Scout Jesus .
Speaker 3Oh , oh , he got Kevin fluffing him on the side . Oh , come on , wow , wow the side .
Speaker 1Oh , come on . Wow , wow , all right , we gotta go . Because it's just , I'm starting to sweat and I don't know why . Because you're talking about fluffing dogs you're sweating . That's fucking weird , bro .
Speaker 3Yeah , that was funny um the weird was a little weird . No , I wasn't talking about fluffing . I was saying , you were fluffing , norris , did you hear that ?
Speaker 4No .
Speaker 3What we do in life . Ladies and gentlemen , thank you for joining these three assholes , including me , on the Take a Deep Show . Wow Hour 40 , huh 167 episodes deep Next week . We're going to be going live on Friday .
Speaker 2Friday night , friday night .
Speaker 3Oh shit , friday night Special guest appearance . We definitely have one confirmed . The next one , we don't know yet . I'll find out this week . It's going to be a good one . Well , tune in , we're going to get some lube and a slip and slide . You guys in . You're not , don't you worry about it . Obi-wan will be the referee .
Speaker 2His head might explode .
Speaker 3What are you judging sandwiches ? We're not doing that Until next time . Take it deep bitches .
Speaker 4Later , later .
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