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Surprise Cook-Off Chaos, Kindergarten Battle Royale, and Conspiracy Theories
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What happens when you're suddenly thrust into a culinary nightmare, tasked with grilling hundreds of hot dogs and sliders, only to discover an already lavish banquet awaiting you? Join us on this wild and hilarious journey as we recount the "Surprise Cook-Off Fiasco," a day filled with chaotic preparation, unexpected twists, and the anticlimactic realization that our intense efforts were, well, unnecessary. From feeling like game show contestants to the humorous frustrations of seeing our hard work overshadowed by pre-prepared dishes, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and relatable moments.
Ever wondered how many kindergartners you could fend off in an MMA-style battle royale? We did, and our absurd imagination took us to some hilariously dark places. As we shift gears, we dive into lighter topics like Kevin's newfound tan, grilling mishaps, and the nuances between the terms "Oriental" and "Asian." Our banter is lively and filled with jokes about makeup, lighting, and handling stress in chaotic situations. We even touch on goats, dietary myths, and the hilariously hypothetical scenario of battling tiny tots, ensuring an episode packed with unpredictability and laughter.
But it's not all fun and games; we also tackle some more serious and controversial topics. From reminiscing about the quirky drink Zima to debating privacy issues surrounding a teacher's controversial incident, we blend humor with thoughtful commentary. We share our movie theater drama, discuss government corruption, and venture into conspiracy theories, making bold claims and questioning the status quo. Wrapping up with outlandish plans involving bacon vests and vibrating panties, this episode promises a wild ride filled with laughs, debates, and the unique unpredictability that makes our podcast a must-listen.
you know we'll, we'll surprise cook off, you know. I felt like I was on, like a.
Speaker 2:I felt like I was on sliders too. It wasn't even regular hamburgers.
Speaker 1:I felt. I felt like I was on like a, like a, like a game show. You know where you're like living in a house, just normal and shit. And then boom, someone knocks on your door and was like boom, someone knocks on your door and is like boom, cook off fucking 100 hot dogs and 100 fucking sliders.
Speaker 2:Bring them to a party. Was it 100 or was it 50?
Speaker 1:You know no hundreds, man, Like there were hundreds involved. Dude, there was plural involved.
Speaker 2:There were hundreds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, did you bring a couple home?
Speaker 1:I'm fucking hungry. No, brought nothing home man. Nothing got home.
Speaker 2:Terrible.
Speaker 1:Terrible, You're not kidding man.
Speaker 2:That's why there's no bourbon in the barrel. So you cooked hundreds of sliders.
Speaker 1:Well, no Combined hot dogs and ham and sliders like hundreds. Okay, yeah, dude, I was manning the grill on the side deck, yeah.
Speaker 3:And you had to fucking grill at the party.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:You were manning the grill.
Speaker 1:Everything was made here.
Speaker 3:No, I know that, but you had to fucking, then you had to put it on.
Speaker 1:No, what was Ryan doing? He was there, he was just there. He was there. He said thank you. I was like you're welcome, motherfucker, you're welcome, as he was drinking his 60th beer of the day at 2 o'clock
Speaker 3:in the afternoon are we live? Dude we're recording dude.
Speaker 1:I walk in and there's like a 6-7 chafing dishes already full of shit between like fucking macaroni and cheese, chicken scarpiello um, uh, fucking, just like fried chicken cutlets grilled chicken Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, where's my invite to this party?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I would have liked something to eat today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, me too, dude.
Speaker 2:I didn't eat fucking anything man Is it because you were so bent out of shape about cooking the hundreds of hot dogs and sliders.
Speaker 1:Well, not even bent out of shape about cooking the hundreds of hot dogs and sliders? Well, not even bent out of shape. I was busy Fucking. I had a hot dog for breakfast.
Speaker 2:But by the time you got.
Speaker 1:I had a hot dog for breakfast with Lily because she was hungry. I was like you want a hot dog, you know because? I had Now you're fucking obese. Like I had the griddle, like already, already cooking.
Speaker 2:Did you put it in the microwave to finish it off? No, dude the griddle did the work.
Speaker 1:man Griddle did the work bro. Yeah man, since fucking like noon.
Speaker 2:I want to say noon. But you got to the party and the work was done, so why didn't you eat anything? Um just say you're, I ate some stuff, but you're on a mission. I had some mac and cheese really good.
Speaker 1:Um, actually I don't know where they got it from yeah, what fucking good are you?
Speaker 2:you have no information about this at all you know what man dude?
Speaker 1:I got there and I wanted to go. He's got the fish stick in his hands like I got there and I wanted to go. He's got the fish stick in his hands Like I got there and I wanted to go. Bro, Like I didn't want to fucking converse, I didn't want to fucking mingle. You know, I didn't want to fucking nothing, you know.
Speaker 2:So what you should have done is you should have went there, pounded a fifth of vodka and dropped your pants in the middle of the yard.
Speaker 1:Oh, so I had to bring like a cornhole and like two other yard games.
Speaker 2:You were so angry you cornholed somebody. Might as well have fucking just invited everybody over.
Speaker 3:Yeah why, didn't you just?
Speaker 2:have everyone here. At least a few would have still been here, you know why?
Speaker 1:Because it's not my fucking party. That's why, man.
Speaker 2:Sounds like it was your party, Like it's my cousin's kid.
Speaker 1:You know like.
Speaker 2:But aren't you close with your cousin? Yeah?
Speaker 1:so All right. Are you close?
Speaker 2:with her kid Ish. You know like Now it sounds like you were taken advantage of.
Speaker 1:A bit no Right. Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, like you didn't show up and it wasn't like a drink waiting for you, or well. No, I mean like I didn't expect like fucking confetti and shit when I rolled up well, I didn't say confetti, I said a drink no, but like who you know, like if I asked you to cook several hundred hot dogs and sliders, but when you got to the house I would have had a drink ready for you.
Speaker 1:So I didn't show up with that stuff. I had sent my daughter ahead of time with the food.
Speaker 2:That's not the point.
Speaker 1:When I showed up, it wasn't like a time. I just ended up showing up. Dude, I'm not being argumentative, I'm just clarifying. I'm just like, yeah, if I was showing up with the food, yeah, I hear what you mean, so like. I sent my daughter with the food so like when I was coming it was like not a real set, like I was showing up with the food.
Speaker 2:I was going to do that. A real set they could have had when I got there you know like it was very casual.
Speaker 1:You know it wasn't like open bar. No, it was very casual. You know it wasn't like open bar.
Speaker 2:Was this at their home? No, it was not at their home. No, no.
Speaker 4:It was at a satellite place.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I mean yeah. So yeah, I didn't don't, and still.
Speaker 4:I feel like you were thanked properly a little fucking recognition in a nice cold bourbon regardless of all that my heart, regardless, you're regardless. Oh yeah, on the dark side. Oh yeah, you get my point.
Speaker 1:Like I just don't think, Like I don't even think it was needed. You know like, you know, like you had it catered and I'm fucking.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:What it was catered. You hit live and we get back into this, please.
Speaker 3:Can I have a fucking cigarette for us over live and I'm thirsty. I got nothing to drink. You didn't tell me it was catered.
Speaker 1:Where were you the past fucking 30 minutes man?
Speaker 2:You ruined the whole thing.
Speaker 3:I didn't hear him because he wasn't talking into the microphone when I had the headphones on and I was just listening to some good old so you weren't listening to when I was talking.
Speaker 2:Is that what we're opening with? By the way? Yeah, love it.
Speaker 3:Love it. So what do you have? Two six foot wedges and shit or more. No Chicken cutlets.
Speaker 1:There was no wedge Chicken.
Speaker 2:Chicken, scarpiello, mac and cheese. A number of salad platters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, two different salads Sounds like you don't need sliders and dogs.
Speaker 2:I would think sliders and dogs weren't necessary.
Speaker 1:Right, you know that was kind of like the oof. I hear you, I'm with you. I don't expect anybody to understand that except me.
Speaker 2:No, I get it From a guy who runs parties from time to time and large-scale gatherings. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1:But from a person who had to make shit for something that's not for any of his family, nor at his house. What, like? Whose fucking idea was this? Was it hers? Was it hers?
Speaker 2:You didn't ask that question, no dude, dude.
Speaker 1:You know what happened, bro. I was mowing the lawn yesterday, dude, uh-huh, right, yeah, and halfway through I had finished my Captain and Coke, so you came in for a little fresky. No, no, I parked it under the fucking maple tree in the yard, because there's a bunch of chairs there and there's a camping chair with a cup holder. So I got out and I got off the lawnmower to put the fucking cup in the cup holder because it was empty right and they rolled up with the burgers, the hot dogs, the buns, like all this fucking shit.
Speaker 1:Who's they? My cousin, um, my aunt, uh-huh, my cousin's kid who was graduating.
Speaker 2:Graduating right.
Speaker 1:I was like what's going on, like what's going on and like I brought all this shit inside. They had to go and you know and find out.
Speaker 2:I got to fuck all this shit off. So they came over, they dropped the shit off, gave you no instruction and just left, Not even a thanks, Uncle Kev. Nothing.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean sure there was like a pleasantry exchanged here. You know like what have you? Oh, you know like there was a lot of like the I can't believe you're working outside in this heat. Well, you know like just like BS conversation, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wow, it's hot. Now cook my food.
Speaker 1:And I'm just like, okay, I see what's going on here.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to look for the pictures, because I know someone will be posting pictures and when I see them I'm going to be like, wow, those sliders and hot dogs look pretty fucking good. That's what I'm going to.
Speaker 3:New batteries no you just got to charge it.
Speaker 2:Oh, excellent, we'll leave that for you.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:Well, it's Maddie's, it's correct, Kevin, it's Maddie's fucking toy. No, it's Maddie's. It's correct, kevin, it's Maddie's fucking toy. No, it's fine.
Speaker 1:Dude, I've never really used it.
Speaker 2:You have more experience using it. Man Drive it home. Will you give it to him?
Speaker 1:please Drive it home.
Speaker 2:No, I don't want it Like I'm not.
Speaker 1:No, oh shit, Great another button for him to not hit.
Speaker 4:Well, at least his sausage fingers will catch that. I don't know they're so arthritic right now.
Speaker 3:You got your cowbell Kev.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think we're gonna Fucking cowbell man. Alright I mean Sorry, little fucking.
Speaker 2:Why's the door open?
Speaker 1:Right, sorry, I don't know who didn't shut it.
Speaker 2:Fucking Captain Half-Ass over here, oh so.
Speaker 3:I'm going to Molotov cocktail somebody. Tonight's the night motherfucker A human being.
Speaker 2:Tonight is the night.
Speaker 3:A human being is going to get Molotov cocktail tonight, all right.
Speaker 2:I just want you to know. In the movie there was tambourine played in the song Fuck. Yeah, there was Fuck yeah, there was Motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I had to choose one stupid thing On fucking DraftKings Bet.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:It was a plus 4300 and I bet $10. I would have won 4300. Yeah, so I took the under on the and I bet $10. I would have won $4,300. Yeah, so I took the under on the Total for Mets. But no, the other ones already hit. You would have won $430 on $10, on $100?
Speaker 1:No, actually it was more than that.
Speaker 3:They had this thing, something booster. I don't know what the fuck it was, but it came out. It was going to be $4,000 for $10. It was five picks on a.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, I hit four of them, you hit four and the Mets fucked you.
Speaker 3:Because they scored more runs.
Speaker 1:The one time I, I would keep the Mets out of any sort of.
Speaker 3:No, but like.
Speaker 1:Big issue at this point? No, no.
Speaker 3:Nimmo Total bases.
Speaker 1:Severino has six strikeouts and I put he was going to have five plus, and you guys have like false hope on your season too. You can't say anything, because it's always— you can't trust the Mets, you can't trust the.
Speaker 2:Mets Live. Go live, go live.
Speaker 3:We're shutting him off already, right, this is going to be a good one. That's wrong, and controversial.
Speaker 1:You can't trust the Mets.
Speaker 3:It's betting.
Speaker 1:I can talk loud bro, I can talk fucking loud.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right Listen.
Speaker 1:I can do that Okay.
Speaker 3:You got your cowbell.
Speaker 1:You can't silence me. I got my fucking cowbell.
Speaker 3:You need it, are you ready?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm fucking ready. All right, matthew, are you ready? Yeah, I'm fucking ready.
Speaker 3:All right, matthew, are you ready?
Speaker 2:As ready as I'm going to be, Patrick.
Speaker 1:What do we got? What genre?
Speaker 3:Obviously he wasn't listening when we just said it.
Speaker 1:Nope not at all.
Speaker 2:It's fired up, but why should this be surprising?
Speaker 1:Who is that?
Speaker 2:On the dark side.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, okay, there we okay Okay. There we go. Who's on the fucking? Who's that, though? That's Eddie and the Cruisers, bro yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Go live, we're live.
Speaker 4:Yeah, here we go, all right.
Speaker 3:You think that's enough.
Speaker 4:What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 1:See you next time. What flavor is that?
Speaker 3:That's hair vodka yeah, what flavor is that?
Speaker 1:Berry Berry vodka.
Speaker 4:Vodka flavored berries.
Speaker 3:What color is that?
Speaker 2:I thought it was fruit punch, but it was berry, so it's a little pink.
Speaker 3:You got the special Gatorade Zero Fat Punch, alright.
Speaker 2:Well, jesus God, I'm trying to avoid the diabetes. Diabetes, ladies and gentlemen, yeah, well, jesus God.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to avoid the diabetes Diabetes, diabetes, diabetes.
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Speaker 2:So, dysfunctional.
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Speaker 3:Nobody's going to call me. If you do, that'll make me feel better. If you do.
Speaker 2:Do you want me to put your number out there for him?
Speaker 1:No, you know what's funny Like all these? Facebook things still have the. It doesn't look good for Patty Flea thing Is it really yeah, dude Like it still shows up. I saw it the other day, Dude, I took that off forever ago and that's great.
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Speaker 3:Yeah, well, they can also leave a voicemail, too, on the website.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's a thing set up where, if they press the microphone, they can Press the microphone.
Speaker 2:They can do a voice message.
Speaker 3:I'm going to leave you a voicemail message on the website Suck my dick. That's what.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get.
Speaker 3:Perhaps, I'll try to think of something a little more clever and I am so happy because I'm looking at the screen right now and I'm seeing the color of Kevin, how much tanner he looks.
Speaker 1:A little more healthy, right you look?
Speaker 3:so much more healthier.
Speaker 1:We back the light up a little bit. It's a shirt.
Speaker 2:It brings out the color. I have been out in the sun. It's a pastel.
Speaker 1:It could be just like now I look better.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know Sounds like confidence to me.
Speaker 2:Let's not do that Sounds like someone's been drinking today.
Speaker 1:I've been drinking since like fucking, I don't know noon, maybe prior.
Speaker 2:On.
Speaker 3:Wednesday yeah, he was.
Speaker 1:What time did you start cooking?
Speaker 2:I didn't start cooking until like 1.30.
Speaker 1:There was definitely drinks before. That I was stressed out well beforehand.
Speaker 3:Can we talk about your day today?
Speaker 2:Did you say stretched out, stressed, oh, stressed, stepped out. I was like fuck, you got stretched out before this too. It's a terrible day for you, kevin loves gaping that's your fucking hemorrhoid, donut feel so how was your day today?
Speaker 3:because you know, I, I, I saw the, the, the beginning of the shit storm so okay, so knowing what, my day was I.
Speaker 1:I sort of voluntarily slept on the couch For what you know, fell asleep downstairs, often Away from dogs, everyone and whatnot you know. Woke up probably around six, had my coffee, played my fucking phone games and then around like I don't know, like 8.
Speaker 2:Hey't know like hey ben 8, 39 o'clock.
Speaker 1:Like I thought, we voted him out no, he's our number one fan put that put that shit away and saddled up for the day, which included, uh, cooking off like 100 sliders, 100 fucking hot dogs.
Speaker 3:It was a cook-off against bobby flay is what it was.
Speaker 2:What did you season the sliders with?
Speaker 1:I threw some Montreal steak on there One side.
Speaker 2:One side, cause they're, you know they're thin, yeah, they were small.
Speaker 4:You want to over season. You don't want to over season.
Speaker 1:That's a fucking Rookie move.
Speaker 2:Especially when you're Bringing them to somebody's Party after they. Yeah, yeah, just Especially when you're bringing them to somebody's party after they just drop them off for you to cook without telling you and if I? Was you, I would have put a little fucking dog in there, or something.
Speaker 3:You know, like the chick does on Instagram. Yeah, Now I knew the day we took a turn for the worse, and the ultimate worst is when he was pulling the hot dogs out of the oven.
Speaker 2:You started them in the oven, did you.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. He grilled them, no, I so the like. I was grilling the sliders on the grill outside on the deck on the grill right and the hot dogs I had on the griddle which has a like a grill yes, a grill great side.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah to it um yeah, okay, they're hot dogs, you know whatever no big wolf um, and so each like, successive like.
Speaker 1:So I had the oven on too, like 210 ish, you know like started started off at three something, because I just threw it on and threw the pan in there. So I went to grab it after the first batch and I fucking you caught the pan. No, it was just too hot to handle, too cold to hold. Man, that's a good line.
Speaker 2:Like I dropped that shit. Shit like it was hot. Yeah, like no joke.
Speaker 4:It's hot like it's another good line.
Speaker 1:Um yeah, so that was the first, uh, only the first, round of hot dogs. So like it's not, like many were compromised, so um you know, but what we got?
Speaker 2:pat, fix the camera. What the fuck's the matter with you? How come it's not straight? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:I think he means like oh no, he's talking.
Speaker 3:You want to know why.
Speaker 1:You know, it's because of this Like the sign's, not like squared up with the frame.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean, because the sign is not square if you look at it straight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something there, well, hey look at it this way At least it's not beaming off your forehead tonight no. Thank God, I'm actually a little bummed about that.
Speaker 1:What's going on? Did you do a little powder before the show tonight? Keep the glare off, fucking baby.
Speaker 3:We got makeup people now, yeah, what's going on here? That's it. I got hit with one of those big fucking pads.
Speaker 4:Holy shit, shit.
Speaker 2:Makeup Poof.
Speaker 3:Dude, we gotta find people who can work for free for us and just do some shit.
Speaker 1:It'll be so much funnier, I'm pretty sure Ben's game.
Speaker 3:What if we had a little Asian dude who comes running in and Why's it gotta be an Asian dude? A little, oriental A little.
Speaker 1:Oriental, a little Oriental, right? I mean, are we Well, I don't know. I feel like Oriental encompasses everything, right?
Speaker 2:I thought Asian does. I was under the impression that Asian did as well. Where did?
Speaker 3:you get.
Speaker 1:Oriental. Well, I feel like.
Speaker 2:I feel like we're talking about the massage parlor now.
Speaker 1:I feel like Asian would include the Philippines, like when Oriana wouldn't. It's more like mainland.
Speaker 2:Do they come over? Do they actually have a?
Speaker 1:tattoo that says made in Hong Kong Sorry.
Speaker 4:Listen, columbus, here we go, all right.
Speaker 3:Stop it, Stop it. I was trying to find Drop it Like it's hot because I wanted to fucking play man Shit.
Speaker 1:That sucks. You've heard of the Orient right.
Speaker 3:Yes, you've never heard of the train.
Speaker 1:You've never heard of the Asian.
Speaker 4:Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Hard stop. As compared to a geographic place like the Orient, you would think people would be like oh, like Japan, china, something like that right. Or the spa, you know, maybe Taiwan, depending on where you fall on that. You know, Made in China.
Speaker 3:I mean, obviously we're at that point with you.
Speaker 1:So where do you fall on it? Obviously it's oriental. I'm with Taiwan, the fuck yeah oriental.
Speaker 2:They throw like 80 out of the womb in Taiwan.
Speaker 3:That's what I heard, dude. I saw some crazy thing with little Chinese kids Running around what looked like they had. It was like plastic guns with phones on it and they were like Playing this game. And there was like 20 of with phones on it and they were like playing this game and it was like 20 of them.
Speaker 2:It's fucking weird dude plastic guns.
Speaker 3:It looked like plastic guns, but like there was a phone on top of it, like slid in and it looked like a video game on the phone. What was it? Prank calling people? No, it was like these kids were like running around pretending to shoot at people so have you ever seen the video?
Speaker 2:of like the Well Pat some place that's called training Of like the Secret invasion.
Speaker 1:Like I forget. If it's like, I'm sure it's Chinese, but like the Asian kids, like breaking down like a fucking Glock 9 on their desk yes, I've seen that video, like, have you seen that shit? They're like fucking eight years old. They're like fucking eight years old.
Speaker 2:They're fucking checking a Glock 9 on their fucking desk.
Speaker 1:Take a field strip of pistol and like putting hands up waiting to get checked. It's like, well, are you kidding me, man? Like we're our guys that play Pokemon. You know, Like even the adults are playing Pokemon.
Speaker 2:Bubba Joe, what's up pal?
Speaker 3:Oh, joe, joe, Joe, joseph Mason, we need to talk to you about your performance. Shazam, shazam.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to lie, I passed out.
Speaker 3:You were upstairs already, that's all I know.
Speaker 2:That was the day. Yeah, I went back.
Speaker 4:That was the day. That was the day I had a day.
Speaker 3:I remembered it. So I'm downstairs. I was like, let, let me throw it on and I'm watching it. And there was some song, joe, I thought you would know some songs and I was a little disappointed.
Speaker 2:I was calling out the songs before you answered and no lie though, some of the shit that was on there.
Speaker 3:There's gotta be a level.
Speaker 1:There's gotta be a level of pressure being on the show rather than sitting on your couch and barking the answer at the TV.
Speaker 2:I would think you know, like For those of us that were awake, yeah.
Speaker 3:so what happens was like a song would play right. It didn't play nothing for nothing. The samples played for a while. They did, yes, Like Jamie Foxx danced like 40 times.
Speaker 2:I have to get this off my chest, can I?
Speaker 3:Go ahead. Joe is Jamie Foxx. Okay, is it the real Jamie Foxx, Right? Or is it his clone, Clone from Tyrone? Do we know Jamie Foxx? F-o-x-x, F-O-X-X, squared?
Speaker 1:We got like the Jeopardy music we could play. Yeah, we could do that While we're waiting, it's funny how we're sitting here waiting for the answer. Sure.
Speaker 2:But I got to get something off my chest. I actually. Once Joe was eliminated, I stopped watching because I had no more interest, but I will tell you, it appeared to be the real Jamie Foxx, very nice.
Speaker 1:We'll still play it Nice.
Speaker 2:Took them all that time to get it so those two motherfuckers on the end that were winning were the most annoying douchebag cocksuckery motherfuckers. Oh my God, I wanted to punch that one guy with the shitlocks fucking on his head. I wanted to punch him right in the fucking mouth. It just annoyed the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1:So like was it like random partner Like Joe didn't bring the partner with him? Like how'd that work?
Speaker 3:They were probably yeah, I don't think they no, that was his buddy from the railroad on the railroad. Oh, so it's two people, so you?
Speaker 1:come together as a group but you sort of play against each other. No, you're playing as a group but you're going against two others.
Speaker 3:So what happens is so genre. They'll say genre, and then song comes on. Once the song comes on, boom. Four answers for whatever the name of the song is. Now, if two people chose the same song, they'll break it down to who pressed the buzzer quicker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, right, right, and I don't think Joe's buzzer was working, so it's a team, but individual.
Speaker 3:You know what you want to know. Joe buzzer wasn't working. I hooked it up. That's why Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2:Teams of three. Oh, three teams of two. I was going to say that I got to go back and rewatch the show.
Speaker 3:Three teams of what, what, what? Well, joe's button wasn't working because I had to hook it up, so I apologize for that, joe.
Speaker 2:Well, that was a poor choice in technical advisors, Joseph. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Tell them to find the Chinese guy. Oriental. There we go.
Speaker 2:Taiwanese, whatever you want well, the two Jersey Shore chicks their buttons worked yeah which button?
Speaker 3:which buttons are you talking about?
Speaker 2:someone's definitely pressing their buttons backstage um, no dude like I know.
Speaker 3:I know he's well versed in music. I'm somewhat well versed in music. You're, you're like you're old school, you're just. I don't know if you're really well versed in.
Speaker 2:I'm just a trivia idiot. Dude, there was some shit on there, I'm just like I'm going to tell you right now it was a couple I got that everyone got wrong. I couldn't believe it. No.
Speaker 3:You're special.
Speaker 2:Go fuck yourself, Pat.
Speaker 3:You know what? Just go fuck yourself.
Speaker 2:I fucking had it today with the voting.
Speaker 1:Right, like fuck man, like you can't give the guys some dap bro, like come on man, fuck you guys.
Speaker 3:Dap who the hell says dap anymore?
Speaker 1:I don't know, the kids still say that stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they talk about drip and shit.
Speaker 1:Mikey, mikey, I'm sure.
Speaker 3:Whereas.
Speaker 4:Mikey's watching right now upstairs. So can we get if he's listening like cool, I'm sure it was much easier at home.
Speaker 3:Is that still fresh? So are we going to have Mrs Thunderson proctor. What we discussed we could.
Speaker 1:I don't see why not Like she's a, you know, legit authority that could like administer some sort of something like that.
Speaker 2:If she could handle the 15 idiots from the fantasy book bowling, she'd be honest, you know, in her proctoring. She'll give me a fucking zero. She will make fun of us like there's no tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Matt you're retarded, your special needs so that you qualify for state aid.
Speaker 2:I'll be walking out of the house with a helmet on Yay.
Speaker 3:So what we're going to do?
Speaker 2:we've got to figure out when we're going to do this. Tell the story.
Speaker 3:Well, let me just say what we're going to do first. So we're going to be taking an IQ test. All right, the reason why we're going to take an IQ test. I took an IQ test the other day. I'm close to Listen. It was a 121.
Speaker 2:This is how Pat took the test. See, see, see, see, see. It was like one of them Facebook things.
Speaker 3:I got a certificate for it.
Speaker 1:It gave me a breakdown of everything. It's so cute.
Speaker 2:So that means about as much as Kevin's self-proclaimed PAC.
Speaker 3:It was a paint-by-number certificate. So I'm sitting there thinking human beings use what 10% of their brain, right? Yeah, that's what Morgan Freeman said in Lucy. So I'm sitting there thinking human beings use what 10% of their brain, right?
Speaker 1:Isn't that the yeah, that's what Morgan Freeman said in Lucy. Yeah, so I'm thinking, if I have a 121 IQ.
Speaker 3:I'm only using-. You could have like a 12,100, man I'm using like a 4% of my brain because I really have not used the intelligence 20 second timeout.
Speaker 2:Sure, joe, all kidding aside, you got to come back in studio. The intelligence 20 second time out. Sure, joe, all kidding aside, you got to come back in studio. I want to hear about this whole process like in detail, because we're not going to get it now because Pat's talking about he's a fucking super genius after the Facebook IQ test. All right, continue.
Speaker 3:Do you want to go over some algorithms, or what do you want to do? Oh, you want to do algorithms. No, no, no, nothing I can't do that, but I'm very good at figuring out shapes and whatever those big words Kevin said. Spatial relations, yes, those things Really good at it, kevin knows about spatial relations.
Speaker 1:I don't know why that's funny Like I don't. I don't know why that's funny Like I don't. Like, I'm trying to figure it out, but I don't know why.
Speaker 2:That's all right, think about it, it'll be fine. Yeah, I'm still. It's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3:It's fine, there's never. There's never like a yeah, crickets. That's the one thing we don't have Right. We got the good old. That's the one thing we don't have Right. We got the good old scream. But Buzzer, what else? You want? Crickets? You want some. Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, can't wait to get some spatial recognition down on the couch tonight. All right, spatial relations. Oh, I'm going to relation on the couch. Interspatial relations yeah man While watching MCU.
Speaker 2:That's a fair point, Ben.
Speaker 3:I'm not reading Ben's. I can't even fucking read that.
Speaker 2:My eyes are so bad it's all right, you don't need to see it. I get some construction paper, some crayons. We can respond later.
Speaker 3:Oh, I sign my name in crayons. He'll never come to the studio again, ever. Ben, were you really ever going to come to the studio? Listen, white girl wasted.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:Now Lines need to be drawn.
Speaker 1:Man OD'd on Zima. Sorry, Sorry Ben.
Speaker 2:Oh, pearl Harbor attack. Oh my God Zinger.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:Fuck, do you remember Zima?
Speaker 1:I do.
Speaker 2:That shit was so good Zima coming in. Zima alert. So good to drink at like 8 o'clock in the morning after a fucking bender.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was great to have with a fucking sandwich, it was very refreshing.
Speaker 1:It was like a Sprite. Start the day off, right. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:It was fucking Sprite. It's like a light, maybe like a cream soda type.
Speaker 1:Ate that shit for breakfast. Man, how long did that shit last? Like six months, it seemed.
Speaker 3:No, it was out for a while.
Speaker 1:A couple years, I guess. Right Like a handful of years, maybe like four, five, maybe At the most, because then I remember something happened with it. I bet you can still find it somewhere in like fucking Mexico right.
Speaker 2:I don't know it came back. It had a quick comeback for a minute.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they did like a special run of it, oh man like a.
Speaker 4:Zima.
Speaker 1:Limited edition Zima.
Speaker 2:We drank it.
Speaker 4:We got the special edition.
Speaker 3:Zima.
Speaker 2:Ben, what do you mean, adios bitches? Come on, come on now. Oh, here he goes.
Speaker 4:He's playing passive aggressive right now. That's no good. What I mean? Can we change his name to White Girl? Wasted On Us. You can't quit me. Can't quit me.
Speaker 1:Here we go.
Speaker 3:All right, listen, tell Diddy to relax over there.
Speaker 1:You need us Ben, you need us Ben, you need us Ben, you need me, buddy.
Speaker 3:I was trying to think of, like Stop the fact I was even thinking about a quote from Brokeback Mountain.
Speaker 2:You know what? I mean the fact that you watched that movie enough to be able to quote it. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:I gotta get that sound bite of her. You know she lost her job, what she lost her job, why?
Speaker 2:Because she liked to spit on a dick in private of her own home.
Speaker 3:She was a teacher, oh, and they asked her to resign. Wow, nothing for nothing. Why she's on vacation.
Speaker 1:So honestly that really can't happen because there's usually a teacher's union involved somewhere, but they asked her to.
Speaker 3:I read the article yesterday on it.
Speaker 2:You don't have to defend yourself. We love you. Don't listen to Pat. He's a dildo. But let's get back to Of course he can't defend himself. He falls to the right. Shut up, shut up it and defend himself. He falls to the right.
Speaker 3:Shut up. Shut up, it's from the fall.
Speaker 2:Just shut up. I'm just saying it's from the fall.
Speaker 3:Shut up, get back to this bitch losing her fucking job. So she was asked to resign and there was really no grounds on it due to the fact it didn't occur on school grounds.
Speaker 1:She was on vacation. There's no context or substance.
Speaker 3:And I guess there's a huge uproaring now and they're doing a GoFundMe for her legal team. You get Cochran in there, johnny. Did you say cock Cochran? Johnny Cochran in there, johnny Cochran.
Speaker 4:He's still alive. No, he's dead, dude he didn't die, but he didn't say Cochrane, he said Cochrane.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh oh. The light went on Six minutes later.
Speaker 1:A little late, but it went on Ah. Such a good noise too. I love that. That's a great noise.
Speaker 2:I tell you all you motherfuckers got to. Enough is enough with this shit.
Speaker 4:With what.
Speaker 2:Why would they want? Why, because here's the deal. Are you actually defending the school district?
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, Okay, everybody's too sensitive. God forbid you hear bad words or something inappropriate and your ears are burning Like a person who says it them to damnation. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:You know what it is, damnation. You know it's like it's fucking crazy. You know what it is. It's like when the like the head soccer mom, fucking pioneers of cause, like they all get behind it. Man, you know, like that's really what it is well, you know what? Like right or wrong, like it. You know what I'm saying. Right because like got these like bitches, whether it's a man or a woman, you know it could be staying home with the kids.
Speaker 3:I honestly thought you were gonna say we got these bitches and you're just like we're just talking about straight females? Well, yeah, them too um my fave but you know they got nothing fucking better to do than fucking like that's what I'm saying, like start a cause and make them important and shit you know like that's the thing you see on social media now, where people will sit behind their computer and search for people's previous tweets. Oh, dude, that was 20 years ago, dude.
Speaker 1:That little fucking idea is the reason why it's no longer Uncle Ben's, it's Ben's. It's no longer Aunt Jemima's syrup, you know, like it's no longer the fucking Redskins, it's no longer Aunt Jemima's syrup, you know, like it's no longer the fucking Redskins, it's no longer the fucking disabled list, it's no longer fucking Disabled list.
Speaker 2:Yeah, remember, it used to be the DL. You used to go on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now it's the injured list, because you know like.
Speaker 3:Can't call them disabled, you know that's fucking.
Speaker 1:It's kind of funny Like they snuck that one in there on everybody. You know, like nobody even fucking realized that one.
Speaker 3:They were like oh, it's the IO. Well, don't the Redskins have a loss? Or they're trying to get a lawsuit against them because of the original logo.
Speaker 1:There's litigation pending against them from the Native American Guardians Association. Native American Guardians Association. Naga NAGA, not MAGA NAGA.
Speaker 4:What up NAGA?
Speaker 1:NAMBO. What To change the name? What up NAGA? Because they feel like their culture is being erased by them and not just willing to part with whatever.
Speaker 2:Everyone took it too far, protecting the Native Americans.
Speaker 3:Ben, I do not want to hook two on my clit-sized knob, okay.
Speaker 2:Wow so now we're changing your name to White Girl Wasted. Ben answered Pearl Harbor with a little Nagasaki.
Speaker 3:Yeah, look at it there you go there, it is there, it is Eat a dick Ben. Oh, that's fucking beautiful we're going to have to favorite that one. No, why.
Speaker 2:Come on, it's a favorite.
Speaker 3:We favored it. It's not going to be up there the whole time. You need to like. He needs to accept his.
Speaker 2:He's accepted it.
Speaker 1:I feel, like he's done just fine and we need to move on.
Speaker 3:We can do that until the next time he comes back.
Speaker 1:No, no, I think we need to move forward.
Speaker 3:I love Ben.
Speaker 1:You know, we all love Ben.
Speaker 3:Love him, absolutely Love him.
Speaker 2:He was like Was he got girls going wild? He didn't get naked. Show me your boobs.
Speaker 3:Show me your boobs. He was out front lifting his shirt up, fucking, going crazy.
Speaker 1:Stop here. Here's some beads. Who knows what happened with McCarthy out there.
Speaker 4:Sorry, man.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 3:Stop using names. I just love what he said. It was a code name. I'm going home. You ain't going anywhere, pal. That was a good night, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we should release that episode.
Speaker 3:That's part of our lost tapes Tape is lost. No video. Just to share amongst ourselves. That's it, Not to share with the public.
Speaker 2:Yes, Ben, you can come back.
Speaker 3:Well, we're going to have to do a. Can we, like bouncers do? Can we see if he's Someone intoxicated before he Entered the room? So cause, we do have a policy here if you're hammered you can't come in and get more Like dude you should eat the mashed potatoes Bro.
Speaker 2:When did we have?
Speaker 3:We don't have those guidelines for guests at all sorts of food out there we're going
Speaker 2:to have to check his ID and make sure he is of age are you indeed number one fan Ben we love you, buddy.
Speaker 3:Wgw Ben we will figure it out yeah, maybe we'll do it for the 200th episode, cause that's coming up quick.
Speaker 2:We've done like 140 shows.
Speaker 3:We've probably done more than that, dude, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2:But yeah, there was the lost tapes. When you weren't around and Kevin and I were fucking shit up, I still got those somewhere.
Speaker 3:I actually know they're on the old computer, but that fucking thing went kaput.
Speaker 2:Actually no.
Speaker 3:It's on my Apple.
Speaker 1:That takes 16 years, didn't we? Get on the Facebook once.
Speaker 2:I think we got on.
Speaker 3:Facebook once or twice you knew how to do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think we did manage it one time.
Speaker 3:All I know is when I went back to listen to it.
Speaker 1:We had no idea we did. I was like, oh, here's.
Speaker 3:Is this working? Right yeah, I don't know what to press.
Speaker 2:That sounds about right, and I'm sitting there, I'm like oh. God this is just brutal.
Speaker 3:It's not fucking easy.
Speaker 1:Hey, we all have our specialties.
Speaker 3:I didn't say it was good, I just said it was there. Yeah, definitely, definitely there. Did you see? I'm trying to remember how long ago it was that interview with what's his name? Tesla, fucking Jesus Christ, musk, musk, elon and the dude Lemon, don Lemon.
Speaker 1:I've seen things from that, things from that before or after that.
Speaker 3:We've classified Don Lemon as a total well listening to the interview, like he tried to bait him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he tried to bait musk into that's not you know it was like oh yeah, I bookmarked some of it.
Speaker 2:Dude, just a moron man, especially when you know musk is smarter than you oh, what dude.
Speaker 3:Elon fucking schooled him. Dude it was.
Speaker 2:Let me find the bookmark Was it Don Lemon that was posting American Bandstand.
Speaker 3:All right so this is about 40 seconds worth. Dick Clark, you're talking about Brian Seacrest. What are you talking about? No, fuck.
Speaker 1:Brian Seacrest. What are you talking about? No, fuck America's Top 40? What?
Speaker 3:are you talking?
Speaker 1:about, bro. I quit here. Let's take a listen. Everyone was a slave, everyone, well, not everyone was a slave. No, everyone was a slave. We are all descended from slaves.
Speaker 3:It's just a question of when Was it more recent or less recent? That doesn't mean a lot to a whole lot of people who aren't able to take advantage of the opportunities that you are able to take advantage of, simply because the color of your skin. What advantage does the color of my skin give me? There's an ease that you have in society that many people of color don't, and there's a legacy of racism that still continues on in this country If we keep talking about it nonstop it will never go away.
Speaker 1:If we keep making it the central thing, it will never go away. Why do you believe that? I think we want to get away from making everything a race or a gender or whatever issue, and just treat people like individuals. Amen, boom, hammer drop.
Speaker 3:If you look at it, somebody's always trying to break down anything. Somebody says to find that one negative thing and be like oh yeah, this is what he meant by this. I mean, come on, you're little cunts, that's it. Big fat swollen cunts.
Speaker 2:Yes, I concur.
Speaker 3:Like roast beef. Mayo Blue waffle.
Speaker 1:What? What Dry age what?
Speaker 3:That good old blue waffle. I'm gonna put some blue cheese chunks on there.
Speaker 2:Certified.
Speaker 3:Stop.
Speaker 2:Certified Angus.
Speaker 4:Hot pool.
Speaker 1:They don't know. First of all, they don't even know what to fucking call it we chased away all of them. It's alright, Whatever.
Speaker 3:Rhett. That's once I said cunt, god damn it. How many females left? Three Okay, whatever, yeah. But nowadays I know you, me, you. I don't care what I say in front of somebody, and there's not times when I'm saying stuff that I'm being critical or demeaning or whatnot.
Speaker 2:It's just, I don't say stuff because somebody's there or because somebody's not there. I just say shit that I want to say.
Speaker 3:You're like snorkel, what?
Speaker 2:Huh, well, sometimes that's my safe word, sometimes.
Speaker 3:Snorkel, we got to keep that mic in front of your mouth. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 3:Now cup the balls.
Speaker 4:Look at that. How do you want to tell you what it looked?
Speaker 3:like on a fucking video. Llama Brutal, look like a llama.
Speaker 2:A llama with a salt lick, there you go.
Speaker 3:I would dude yeah, that's the kind of animal, Llama or alpaca. Nice little pet.
Speaker 2:Well, when Orbs builds the gates for the goats, he can make an alpaca, nice little pet. Well, when Orbs builds the gates for the goats, he can make an alpaca fence Arch for fucking Noah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the goats are next.
Speaker 2:Well, you might as well. You got a fucking cat now.
Speaker 1:Dude. Honestly, I thought goats were going to be before cat.
Speaker 3:Do you also get tax reprieve, like New York does, if you have goats?
Speaker 1:I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 3:It decreases your taxes. If you have goats, really why?
Speaker 2:Are you going to eat the goats in New York? I have no idea. Like is Pat going to come out of his room and look at New York? Is there going to be a goat head in there?
Speaker 1:No, they'll be outside, like in the rocks.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying you're gonna eat the goats. What it's a fucking. We built a zoo. In the rocks out back Kids we're not gonna go to the Bronx Zoo. We're gonna go to Uncle Orb's house Check out all the spider monkeys Running around. There's alpaca rides and a goat petting zoo. Matt walks up to you with a fucking. I am not wearing a saddle.
Speaker 1:Dude.
Speaker 2:Mascot.
Speaker 4:Matt.
Speaker 1:Goats are awesome, man, you can feed them cans.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we covered that, fuck why. You know why? Like For what? I would much rather have pigs that you can feed human bones to. I can see you feeding a shark, a can but.
Speaker 3:Like a shark a can yeah, not a goat. Why not Like a shark a can yeah?
Speaker 4:Not a goat. What the fuck are they gonna eat it for? Well, haven't you heard they do, man.
Speaker 2:A billy goat's constitution Is like you can't make a billy goat puke, they'll eat anything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but that's gotta kill them though. No, no, dude, how are they chewing through a can?
Speaker 1:They do it, man, we gotta.
Speaker 3:Test this out. You think we can rent a goat.
Speaker 1:What you can make them faint. You scare them and they're like ah and they faint.
Speaker 3:Ari. No, this is not going to go well, it's not going to end well. You're going to have fucking 14 dead goats.
Speaker 2:I am officially not allowed at the Aubrey House. Kevin's going to get down, dude. Wouldn't that be awesome man.
Speaker 3:You're going to get liquored up one night Fucking drunk here come on.
Speaker 1:Let's hide behind the tree. I'm going to buy those old fashions in a can, just so I could feed the goat the empty can and I could cut down on the bourbon.
Speaker 2:Michael, where are you going with that one? And I'm assuming that that was meant towards Pat, because he wouldn't be silly enough to say that to anybody else. How many?
Speaker 3:fearless kindergartners Fucking 20. I'll go, let's go.
Speaker 2:You could take a whole class.
Speaker 3:Fucking, dropkick shit Fucking. Let's do it. A little body slam, yeah like.
Speaker 1:I don't think there's a number of kindergartens in an octagon that I would be afraid of Life or death. I'm killing you, kindergartner. You know, sorry, what Snap.
Speaker 3:Why are you killing people bro?
Speaker 1:Dude, your octagon survival. It's a little dark, sorry, I'd take a bunch. Man 100? I'd probably take 100.
Speaker 2:Orbs are going to go kick the fat kid.
Speaker 4:Let the boy watch.
Speaker 2:Orbs are going to go kick the fat kid and break his toe.
Speaker 1:You think that's a ridiculous amount, like life or death, like you or like however many kindergartners Like I, could take 100. Shit, you know. I feel like I'd take 10 out in one twirl. What are we?
Speaker 4:doing live.
Speaker 1:I think it's. I feel like you don't think that man, I feel awkward continuing the show. You think you're going to get overrun by 100 kindergartners.
Speaker 3:Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to the Take it Deep show. We have breaking news. We have the real Billy Madison with us who's going to take on 100 fucking kindergartners Some of them are barely potty trained Come on, One fell swoop of a hand and he's taking out 10.
Speaker 1:Easily, dude, easily, with intent yeah, man, Of course.
Speaker 3:But, dude, there's always that one big kid, everybody's like yo, that's Kyle.
Speaker 1:All right, stay away from Kyle. Yeah, so I keep my eye on him. Yeah, he's better, you know.
Speaker 3:In my peripherals.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine Kevin like just boxing kids, just taking out fucking kindergartners, just sparring?
Speaker 2:Oh dude, I would love it, I want to see Noah shoot like a missile from behind him while he's kicking somebody and take him down in the knees.
Speaker 3:Then he's all done. Hit him in the ankle, catch him right in the heel, right in the heel he's finished.
Speaker 2:As soon as he goes down, he's swarmed by like 50 of them.
Speaker 3:That's the weak spot on the man over there is the heel. Yeah, we'll never get there. Well, I mean, they're down there already. Nah, they'll never get there. Man, You're going to kick one kid square in the forehead and it's going to hurt your heel.
Speaker 2:Thanks a fucking lot, Mikey, for bringing this one up.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have nightmares now I'm going to attack my 100 kids.
Speaker 1:I don't think there's a number that I couldn't in an octagon Kindergarteners.
Speaker 3:I mean as much as that can fit in there. You're not going to be able to move around.
Speaker 1:Honestly, what do you think I'm?
Speaker 3:thinking if there's a good amount of kids, you're going to have a couple that are like spider monkeys and climb you, and then next thing you know something's happening. I don't know.
Speaker 2:You go to kick one, one grabs the leg and all of a sudden it's not going to end well, dude you take.
Speaker 3:No, you're going to have a fucking kid. Who's going to?
Speaker 1:So here's the thing you take a swoop and you knock out, like fucking, nine of them, like the rest of them are going to be like holy fuck.
Speaker 2:Okay, Johnny.
Speaker 1:And then, like half of them are going to be like I'm not doing that, so they're just going to wait to die and you just fucking you know.
Speaker 3:What the fuck what?
Speaker 1:turn. Did you just take life or death?
Speaker 2:we're talking life or death here yo, we're not in albuquerque, we're in fucking greenland. Can we get back to the fucking united? You know I'm going to hunter twist it.
Speaker 3:Oh my god this is an mma fight dude that's what would happen, like a little kid's gonna come and twist your balls bro dude, they're not gonna get close enough.
Speaker 1:Man, what are you talking about? I'm talking.
Speaker 3:You said you want to take like, like you're gonna be like it's like world war z with kids yeah, dude, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna slash through them all, man knocked out I wonder what vegas numbers would be on this knocked out.
Speaker 2:I wonder what Vegas numbers would be on this. What do you got? What are we actually timing? Well, we've got to figure out first of all how big is the octagon?
Speaker 3:How many kids can fit in the octagon with Kevin?
Speaker 2:Let's say 150.
Speaker 1:Oh God, yeah giddy up man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you're not even thinking about the fact of all of them just coming at you at once.
Speaker 1:Yeah, butdy up man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you're not even thinking about the fact of all of them just coming at you at once?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but how many of all of them can come at me at once?
Speaker 2:Like 20 at a time, all of them 150. No no.
Speaker 1:Was that a trick question. Like not at one time, they're not going to like dome over me and like all of them, they're not going to pop up. That was not on my IQ test, I'm just saying you know like there's only going to be so many like that could be in.
Speaker 3:Well, if it was. How long was the 100-year war?
Speaker 2:You know your IQ would have been higher.
Speaker 1:Yes, you know, even if they're like double-stacked, like, Double Look Jesus. Christ.
Speaker 2:You even double-stacked. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, mike, what you did like no way, man, no way, no fucking way.
Speaker 3:I mean it's, it's I don't know like you throw conscious aside and like yours was thrown aside the second you started talking about this.
Speaker 2:Please throw a dart at the wall. Let's talk about something else. This is.
Speaker 3:This is no talk about mad max over here sorry man I'll kill them.
Speaker 2:Fucking Thunderdome's taking down the fucking next three generations.
Speaker 3:I will kill them all.
Speaker 2:What'd you get passed back in a kid.
Speaker 1:Like you, fucking yeah.
Speaker 3:You're going to scalp the first one and wear his hair and Matt and I are going to sit in the crowd. Twist his dick.
Speaker 1:Maybe, if it's the big one, maybe what?
Speaker 3:The scalp, not the dick. Oh, moving on. I don't even know where to move on from. After that, we got kindergarten murderers and jesus this whole conversation is very cringy yeah just a little bit oh, so check this out. I went and and saw Bad Boys last night.
Speaker 2:Bad Boys 4.
Speaker 3:Yeah, ride or die.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and.
Speaker 3:Really really good, no lie.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 3:Really good. It was fucking funny as hell. The storyline was cool. There was like this scene towards the end, there was like transitions of camera views and stuff and what was weird about. It was like after I See the movie I'm on I think it was on Instagram and they Showed how they did that.
Speaker 2:It's fucking insane how old Will Smith and Martin Lawrence look.
Speaker 3:Will looks like he's fucking In his 20s dude. No joke, martin looks Kind of like saggy on the face, yeah he's starting to get there no, but almost like cerebral palsy.
Speaker 2:Really he kind of had like a little frozen face.
Speaker 3:I don't know Made him funnier though he was fucking hilarious, I'm trying to think of who else was there Of?
Speaker 2:course Same people from last. Will Smith ain't got nothing to do but work out. He ain't been fucking nobody in years.
Speaker 3:Keep my wife's name out of your mouth. No, but it was really good. Ryder loved it, surprisingly, huh.
Speaker 2:You know, but yeah, okay, I'll check that out.
Speaker 3:Oh, and you're better off just waiting until the movie comes out, because of the price of everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what did that run you man $300. Was it like?
Speaker 3:$150? That I had to give blood Pay for parking.
Speaker 1:I had scalpers when I walked in. It was fucking. Scalpers T-shirt hat on the way in.
Speaker 3:So I bought it off. I have the AMC app. Yeah, a little bit of a discount, which is a little crazy, because then it says but you go to the IMAX. Yeah, it's all there.
Speaker 1:That's where they have the assigned seats right.
Speaker 3:Dude, so you can choose your seats when you're buying the tickets online, right, right, you have people who come in and and just sit wherever the fuck they want. Yeah, which is understandable, because how are they supposed to know when that you bought your ticket? Yeah, dude, this one fucking chick comes in and just two people were sitting down. She's like you're in my seat and I'm like looking, I'm like bitch, there's fucking three more to your left. Like you could just sit down and shut the fuck up and she just causes a scene. You need to. This is my seat and she's like holding the phone in the person's face, and I wanted to be like Karen, do me a solid, sit the fuck down.
Speaker 2:See, that's where you just got to slap the phone.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I would have fucking slapped the popcorn and thunder punched right in the throat.
Speaker 4:See, we're a little aggressive today. What's going on? You're being a kindergartner.
Speaker 3:I'm being a bitch. Bitchy women. What is going on? You're being a kindergartner, I'm being a bitchy woman. I agree with that. It was just stupid. And you heard people gasping not gasping but they're like oh my God, I can't believe this is going on. God Lady, there's 16 seats next to you, buffy.
Speaker 2:I want my seat.
Speaker 3:Buffy, I want my seat. It was fucking stupid, me and Ryder. Whatever seats we got, we didn't even sit in the ones I fucking supposedly selected, there wasn't that many people in the theater.
Speaker 2:The whole fucking theater was open. It was a problem. Oh my God, she could have just went to the fucking row in front.
Speaker 3:Nobody was sitting in it.
Speaker 1:We're good Dan Bird yeah.
Speaker 3:And I'm just sitting there I'm like well, that's definitely somebody from Connecticut. Well, definitely somebody from Connecticut. Well, that does sound like a Connecticut thing to do, a little bougie bitch, you know. I mean if they're not drunk off a brunch, she wasn't going to ruin my bad boy ride or die night, mm-mm. She was trying to ruin somebody else's, though she was probably coming off a rough brunch and I was hoping. When she walked down the stairs she fucking caught a toe and just tumbled, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 3:That would have been fucking great. So was it like an older lady. What are?
Speaker 1:we talking here Probably 40s. Yeah, yeah, did she have people with her?
Speaker 3:Her son, her son and her son looked Single mom.
Speaker 1:Huh, single mom.
Speaker 3:I don't know if she was, I didn't ask her that question, maybe you should have asked her. Hey, what date did you get married?
Speaker 2:Maybe you could have got a piece Capricorn.
Speaker 3:Sorry, you're what, aquarius? I'm gone why?
Speaker 2:don't you leave your son with my son and watch the movie. Let's go fuck in the bathroom, jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ. First of all, it was packed. It was packed in the movie place. Well, you just said it was empty. No, the theater was empty, but the whole Lobby. Yeah, it was fucking insane.
Speaker 2:Yeah, concessions. Well, that's why you go in a stall and shut the door. I mean, come on, really, you're new to this.
Speaker 3:You can't go in that stall there because there's zero privacy in the bathroom.
Speaker 2:You're new to this. Come on.
Speaker 3:I'm not banging chicks in stalls. I can't remember the last time I banged a chick in a stall.
Speaker 2:Did you ever bang a chick in a stall? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1:I've never done that, Of course you haven't. That's kind of gross man.
Speaker 2:Well, it depends where you're at. Yeah, I mean yeah sure but you know slightly fucking.
Speaker 1:Just make sure you put the cover on the toilet real quick yeah.
Speaker 3:Can you get that napkin over there, dude? First of all, I was at a bathroom the other day when I was leaving an appointment for work. It had an automatic seat cover thing. Yes, what the fuck is that? Have you never seen that before? No, yeah, it was out. Of course it was out of order, was it cool?
Speaker 2:All right, whatever, somebody like Kevin, I'll get the tetanus later, kevin probably went in there, stuck his dick in the machine.
Speaker 1:Couldn't eat more than tetanus Out of order.
Speaker 3:Out of order for good. But fuck, what was I saying before that I don't know Shit Totally freaking out Now. The movie was great. They kind of left it off, where I think they're going to make another one, just because there's nothing bad. There was just things that weren't answered at the end.
Speaker 2:Did the son get out of jail and help them?
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, he's fucking. No joke, that dude was kicking motherfuckers' asses. I'm like that guy's badass. He was fucking shooting Nice. Was he in anything else? Any other movie I don't know, because if you shave his face. I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2:You have to shave his beard Shave, his goatee and I think who's the guy?
Speaker 3:Some Spanish dude? I forget, but he was fucking hilarious In it too.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 2:Lethal Weapon 5's not coming out For a minute. Alright, yeah, when is that coming out? I just saw a thing when Mel Gibson said he's gonna direct it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it got the okay yeah, cause he opened up His own studio. Now, yep the.
Speaker 1:Beverly Hills Cop Thing is coming on Netflix. Yeah, next week. Next week, july 3rd, you guys are all ready huh.
Speaker 4:I'm fucking ready For that dude? Totally, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3:Beverly Hills Cop is one of my favorite movies of all time. Back in the day, that was the shit. He was only 21.
Speaker 1:Really when he made those.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when that movie was filmed. Yep, really Isn't that shit crazy that?
Speaker 4:is kind of crazy.
Speaker 3:He still looks like the same dude from the first one. Like he still looks that young.
Speaker 2:Nah, well. Well, I mean kind of he's done, well, he's maybe cloned Black, don't crack but he don't look.
Speaker 1:21 Black, don't crack.
Speaker 2:Take a breath. Take a breath and think about it before you do it.
Speaker 3:Speaking of crack. Did you see that interview With Free Ray Rick Ross On Rogan? He's the reason. He's the main dude Of the crack epidemic. He was in the middle of the whole, oh yeah I have not got set up for like the whole, like yeah yeah, I didn't this is what this dude. The story is fucking rick ross.
Speaker 1:You just said rick ross yeah, his, he rick ross. The rapper took his name oh, really, that's where rick ross the name, comes from, really he's the original kingpin. Is this a new one on rogan?
Speaker 3:uh, came out recently. Uh, yeah, recently, like week or two, um, probably two weeks ago, somewhere around there so it got into the whole thing of of how he got in the middle of the gorillas and the contras money to them to get, to get fucking weapons from from us Nicaragua yeah and did this all happen in Home Depot parking lot too, in the stall actually Home Depot stall
Speaker 1:was there Sandinistas involved?
Speaker 3:I don't know, maybe the Orientals, but so the CIA literally fed him crack to sell, yeah, and that motherfucker served. He served like 20 years, something like that. But now he's, he came out and he's got a fucking weed business he's making money on. He made money on like hope.
Speaker 1:Cia hooked him up with that shit no, he's doing everything on his own after you know, like falling on a sword.
Speaker 2:The first time the first time he was on rogan's to see, I don't help you back. What'd you? What'd you fall on their sword, you're gaping first time he was on rogan.
Speaker 3:Uh, like the story came up about some kid wanted to make him like t-shirts and stuff and joe's like why don't you meet, why don't you have it say I'm the real rick ross? He did that, had the, had the t-shirts made in. Like the first couple days like made eighteen thousand dollars by selling t-shirts and then from there he used that money because he was fucking homeless. Now he's, he's making like fucking ton of money.
Speaker 3:He's got his own little weed dispensary yeah, good for him man yeah, um, but you gotta listen to fucking the government. I'm gonna say it right now. I don't care if they're listening to governments fuck we have the
Speaker 1:sneakiest dirtiest, most conn, most conniving cock-sucking government Pieces of shit, and that's the only shit we know about.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:Yes, who knows what? We don't fucking know, right? I don't know Exactly, right?
Speaker 2:I truly believe ignorance is bliss and I'm comfortable not knowing at this point.
Speaker 1:Agreed.
Speaker 3:I'm out, also blocked.
Speaker 1:Oh, he backed into the Jeep outside the Wrangler. Oh dang.
Speaker 2:I am going to gouge out your eye and skull. Fuck you the next time I see you.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's Mikey.
Speaker 4:Fuck you know.
Speaker 3:Mikey, wait, did he hit it? I better hope he's joking. All right, should we send the little spider monkey out to go check?
Speaker 4:He didn't hit it. He didn't hit it right.
Speaker 3:He didn't hit it. He didn't hit it. I thought that was a real laugh for a second Son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:He's so bad man, he came down here mad.
Speaker 3:But you're totally right, because then you see people put these videos out about every fucking possible conspiracy.
Speaker 2:Well, played Michael.
Speaker 3:And the one I just saw recently was the whole 9-11 thing.
Speaker 2:Which conspiracy theory are we going to discuss today?
Speaker 3:They were time charges.
Speaker 1:Not only time charges, but also like the melting of the In one and two not building seven. The towers not building seven. And building seven Like building seven is like its own little thing.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Like they were reporting, it had fell like a half hour prior to the actually falling, which is a little weird.
Speaker 3:Somebody, I don't know where. They A little weird. I don't know if the video was Doctored or what not, but doctored videos, pat.
Speaker 2:Whatever do you mean?
Speaker 3:Brassers Doctor video. Oh no, doctored okay, but there is. You saw these Fucking little explosions Go Prior to it collapsing. Yeah, I've seen then they have that, they have that interview with the guy who talks about what um jet fuel does, how it melts and the beams, and in order for that to happen it was almost like they were talking about thermite. Yes, what thermite, right? Yep, right, okay, so they showed what it does like separately. Then they showed video from 9-11. It was like it was crazy how similar it looked to shit.
Speaker 1:It's just yeah. There was also construction crews in there months prior to the 9-11 happening, which were I really don't. I really, to be honest with you, I don't even want to, I don't even want to discuss to the 9-11 happening, which were I really don't want.
Speaker 2:I really to be honest with you, I don't even want to discuss it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying the deeper you look into stuff, the more sketchy shit it gets. Is there any truth?
Speaker 3:Is there any little bit of truth of all the conspiracy theories?
Speaker 1:that you hear. I feel like there has to be.
Speaker 3:Bigfoot, you know, I feel like there has to be Bigfoot.
Speaker 1:You know, I feel like there has to be. You know what isn't a conspiracy theory?
Speaker 2:People throwing themselves out of 90 fucking story windows.
Speaker 1:No, I understand. Hey dude agreed man.
Speaker 2:I just, I just sorry.
Speaker 1:Agreed, but there's.
Speaker 3:Oh, come here. I don't want to hug, okay, I don't want to hug, sorry. Jerk you off.
Speaker 1:There's a few eyebrow raising things about that whole Let me finish my drink.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of yeah. It's not even just that. There's so much more I don't even disagree with you.
Speaker 2:I watch a lot. I watch a lot of those things.
Speaker 1:So here's a funny thing Recently, like, it's now accepted in the media that the saudis were involved, like, not bin laden, but like the saudis themselves, like the saudi government was involved in that, you know, like, and, and to say that like years ago was like is that a fact though?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, where, from where?
Speaker 1:um, because, like a, a saudi prince, prince came out and said it so how is that? Fact though, because he said he that's what the Saudi family.
Speaker 3:I mean, matt could have said it and next thing, you know, matt is responsible for it.
Speaker 1:It's not like Matt just said it, it was me and Baca.
Speaker 2:Michael apparently shares your Like. If Prince Michael apparently shares your like.
Speaker 1:If Prince William came out and said that England was responsible, he'd take some fucking credence to that the problem is, everyone wanted to take credit for it after it was done? Sure, yeah, but it's not like. It's like a long time after it happened and it's pretty recently that the whatever, but whatever you know, the Saudis were involved. That's not even arguable anymore. We should shoot them all in the face.
Speaker 3:Well, no, yeah.
Speaker 1:And prior to it was like oh you're.
Speaker 3:I remember seeing the special on who was Bush's vice president Cheney Chene, president, cheney, Cheney, cheney. And it sounded like he was running the show behind the scene. Oh, he totally was, and it was pretty much Defense contracts and like that. This is done this is what we're going to do in order to go to war.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they needed a war.
Speaker 3:Right Industrial military complex. Yeah, they needed a war. And what happens? Boom, we're going to fucking go into war. And how long did it take? It was a few months after right.
Speaker 1:That we invaded Iraq.
Speaker 3:Well, it would start off if you see the. What was that movie with 12 Strong.
Speaker 1:I want to say it was almost like it had to be six months to a year Before we actually invaded.
Speaker 3:Iraq. I'm trying to remember because in the movie 12 is strong A lot of talk, a lot of talk, a lot of talk.
Speaker 1:There was a lot of fucking nonsense prior to us Actually invading Iraq.
Speaker 4:And then we're like, oh, they did it let's go.
Speaker 1:Nothing here, let's go to.
Speaker 3:Afghanistan. And then we go there. It's because we're there for weapons of mass destruction. Lo and behold, there's no weapons. We're there for fucking oil purposes.
Speaker 1:It wasn't even that dude.
Speaker 3:I talk to Simmons about that all the time.
Speaker 1:You know what I really feel it is? I feel like it's some sort of weird governmental money laundering, Like let's fucking throw some troops over here, you know, blow up some shit, you know.
Speaker 2:Why are you going to funnel money to there to bring it back to here, or funnel money through the fucking military company Because like each missile is, like each missile costs, like the US, like 10 grand or whatever, like whatever amount they are. You know Well what did it say?
Speaker 1:War is money right, you get yourself a war, you get yourself a lot of stuff. You can fucking slip under the sheets.
Speaker 2:It's a license to print money.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not even printing money, it's more like hiding stuff. Well, who was the?
Speaker 3:president Eisenhower was the one who said be aware of the military uh yeah, the industrial military complex and that's what's going to run pretty much everything and everything's got to be based upon. Reagan said it too, man, you know it's heed the words of reagan and it's, but now it's, it don't fucking matter you know what?
Speaker 1:yeah, it don't, because it's, it's almost it doesn't do it. It's like it's too deep, it's too far gone, it doesn't fucking it does not.
Speaker 3:I don't care if people went to dc and sacrificed their lives in front of fucking the white house and said they're going to kill themselves if we keep.
Speaker 2:They don't fucking care, they don't give a shit, they don't care about they don't care about.
Speaker 3:You know the family and and kids who were sent over there at a young age and what did you see?
Speaker 1:No, they don't care about the cause, they don't care about nothing, man, did you see the recent bill that was passed?
Speaker 2:that allowed as a subsection to a recent bill passed. It was 18 to 23 or 24 are all eligible for the draft now.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've heard whispers about this. I haven't really looked into it.
Speaker 3:America. Yeah, that's kind of funny because China's doing the same thing. China just did this.
Speaker 2:Well, their kids could already break down a Glock. China and another country.
Speaker 3:So here's the deal. I mean, that's just where there's smoke, there's fire.
Speaker 2:Our 18 to 24-year-old kid won't pick up a gun because it hurts the feelings oh, it's frozen, are we frozen?
Speaker 1:You're pointing to the stars.
Speaker 3:Look at that.
Speaker 1:I'm like, fucking fuck, You're frozen on this too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, get on, get frozen.
Speaker 2:Maybe it'll come back. Maybe it'll come back. Is the internet dead? So we lost the internet? Oh, probably because of what we were talking about, but Facebook's kicking us off.
Speaker 1:Oh really, we got 9-11'd. I don't know those there assholes I could talk about.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 4:What? What happened I?
Speaker 3:had to fucking refresh my man.
Speaker 2:Hold on, we still got four people watching. Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good yeah.
Speaker 3:What the hell just happened here?
Speaker 2:Did you say Oriental?
Speaker 3:again, your browser can't access your devices.
Speaker 1:Oh, did I say Oriental too much? Wouldn't that be funny? If that was the case, did we?
Speaker 2:really just get booted off, you think?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Speaker 1:Are we? Can I take a pee?
Speaker 2:No, I gotta pee man, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1:So many Coronas, oh my God, so many Coronas. We should have wore a diaper in here, Dude. I came running up the driveway to pee by the shed Like I couldn't even get inside. We were fucking, we were even muted. I'm telling you, man, I think I may have fucking made a little too many Oriental fucking comments.
Speaker 2:Oh, what the fuck, bro. They cut us off. What the fuck Now? Is this StreamYard or Facebook at this point? This is StreamYard Wow.
Speaker 3:Oh man, Can I enter? Device is not connected. It's showing that the camera's not connected. Your browser cannot access your devices. Close any other. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:And here we go again. Damn, enter cia, fucking cia comments. They're fucking just like wandered in and like yeah, dude, it's not even they fucking zipped us. They're like.
Speaker 3:This is crazy Because it's not even like the mic's not showing up. We never landed on the moon, zoomies.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, that's nuts man.
Speaker 4:That's fucking bullshit bro that's fucking bullshit, bro um.
Speaker 2:I'm about ready to call stream yards fucking uh.
Speaker 3:I think I got an idea why what happened? I downloaded these two and I have to delete them all, so there's room oh, did we run out of storage?
Speaker 1:I think so really like. How did we do that, bro storage?
Speaker 3:I think so Really Like how did we do that, bro? Because we have a lot of fucking video, a lot of video.
Speaker 1:Since we got that fucking laptop.
Speaker 2:It's on the stream yard. No, it's stream yard.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, Fucking stream yard.
Speaker 3:Come on, come on.
Speaker 1:There it is, so we're back.
Speaker 3:Not yet what's going on? Okay, we're good.
Speaker 2:Go live. No, we're live.
Speaker 3:Oh we're back, we're back.
Speaker 1:Nice, nice, we're back. Great recovery.
Speaker 3:Just got to make sure the audio is right. Lost all the viewers, but we're back. I'm kind of Nice, we're back. Great recovery. Ooh, just going to make sure the audio is right.
Speaker 1:Lost all the viewers. But we're back. I was kind of upset because I had to pee there.
Speaker 3:Then go pee. Okay, Just go fucking pee. Jesus bladder boy. No, but there's like. That's why I love conspiracy theories, Because there's some truth in in most of them 100 absolutely the kennedy one is the. Did you that?
Speaker 2:and ufos, did you see? Did you see the most recent one on kennedy no, where they said, does a pruder film was actually doctored with the the tree?
Speaker 3:now and did you I tried to search this on YouTube. I can't find that video?
Speaker 2:Did you see the unedited one, where the driver of the car actually turned around.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I don't, you can't see, like I don't see that.
Speaker 2:Oh I, I forget if I saw it on Twitter or where I saw it, but you saw it clear as day. Really, I was like you fucking you gotta be shitting me.
Speaker 3:That's where Everybody says that was the first shot that caught him in the throat, yeah, and then he goes back, then he goes forward and that's when he got shot from the back. You literally saw the driver. But no the magic bullet. I don't know if they're talking about a vibrator or a bullet.
Speaker 2:Oh, I mean we could ask Ben which one he got for his mother-in-law, Benoit balls.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's his name. His name's going to be Benoit. You're fucking mad. I love Benoit. You're terrible, but it's I. So Okay, there is information out there. Who really did it. They know.
Speaker 2:Oh, they know.
Speaker 3:I just want to know, you know.
Speaker 4:Was it Hoffa Was Jimmy.
Speaker 3:Hoffa involved Because supposedly he was, and hence why he disappeared About.
Speaker 1:Kennedy.
Speaker 3:Hoffa.
Speaker 1:You're talking about Kennedy though? Yes, supposedly CIA, dude, cia, fucking. Of course it was.
Speaker 3:But we were just talking about how the Zapruder film was supposedly doctored with that half tree that was sitting there and it was on that. Was that the thing that was on Netflix? That lady that was talking.
Speaker 2:It wasn't Netflix.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:So there's I don't know if it's on Prime or whatever, but there's a JFK thing, what the Doctors Saw.
Speaker 3:That's on Prime, I think.
Speaker 1:Like that's a really interesting one man.
Speaker 3:Um, like it's gonna fucking open your eyes open some eyes and raise an eyebrow to you know do you have any information of what was said or?
Speaker 1:um well, as far as I remember, there was a lot of stuff. There was a lot of differences between what happened in Texas.
Speaker 3:Oh, what was?
Speaker 1:yeah, and as to, what the coroner and autopsy. That happened in DC.
Speaker 3:Supposedly there was shit fucking missing from what happened in texas.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, there's no, there's no question. The cia was involved.
Speaker 1:The cia has been doing that shit for years, years yeah, but like, just like the perspective from the doctors in dallas um their testimony kind of makes you be like, hmm, not so far-fetched, it's not far-fetched.
Speaker 3:I mean, it's not. First of all, the fact of a magic bullet Is, first of all, if you believe that you should be shot With the magic bullet, so we're going to be shooting vibrators at you, it's just. I still think that. What's his name? Who's the one that could blame for everything?
Speaker 2:Oswald, yeah, oswald.
Speaker 3:I think he was the.
Speaker 2:The scapegoat.
Speaker 3:They kind of like yeah, Oswald.
Speaker 1:I think he was the scapegoat, yeah.
Speaker 3:You know, they knew they kind of like researched his background.
Speaker 1:They gave him a rifle with a rubber bullet. So story legend goes like Oswald was a CIA sort of asset of some sort, you know, not like Jason Bourne, but like a Not many people, are you? Know like some sort of asset that they had Right and he just, he was just like set up to get set up.
Speaker 3:All you gotta do is watch a fucking movie Shooter and boom and that's it but it's true, though, and that's why he was offed by Ruby.
Speaker 4:Yes, like right away In public.
Speaker 1:Fucking in public.
Speaker 2:And whatever happened to Ruby, though he got shot right after that.
Speaker 1:Who does shit like that in public Talk about the domino effect.
Speaker 3:Who does shit like that in public? You do that in the octagon with kindergartners.
Speaker 2:What's the rule of conspiracy If you're involved in a conspiracy unless you're the fucking head of it, you're gone. All loose ends.
Speaker 3:Anytime I get asked a weird question, I'm like is this going to be part of a conspiracy? Because I really don't want to get involved. I'm good, you want to call Matt? Yeah, let's call Matt. Matt will. Yeah, let's call Matt. Matt'll do it. Matt'll do anything.
Speaker 1:Matt, we're going to get footage of Bigfoot, come with us. We're going to tape a chicken to a tree Local.
Speaker 3:New York man disappears on hike in the woods and that's it.
Speaker 1:Carrying rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 3:We found him lacquered with honey.
Speaker 4:Heavily ornate.
Speaker 3:And then the whole Like another UFO thing just release the information man, just get like there's okay, there's probably gonna be People who can't handle that, but fucking just Release the information they can't because they can't use it against us. You're talking about the holograms they're going to be using for the invasion.
Speaker 2:Holograms nonsense.
Speaker 1:See, I think it goes deeper, I think it goes more economic. To where, if they Voodoo economics, let us know all they know, like people are going to realize there's like free energy out there and oil Gas, all that shit is going to oh, the people do know that dude the people that own the world are the people that own that shit.
Speaker 3:Right now you're talking about black rock well, I'm talking about the rothschilds I'm talking about black rock. You know, you're when you say black cock, black rock you, I mean, they're both the same.
Speaker 1:Your Morgans, your Rockefellers, like they're all oil. You know, you know, and that shit's not gonna fly man. Okay, first of all it's Dude, a guy had a fucking car that could run on water in like the late 80s. Dude, he's dead.
Speaker 3:The E69 shit that was made from corn byproduct.
Speaker 1:You know, like he dead, he dead. Like he knew something on the Clintons Dead, you know.
Speaker 3:But there's only three things that run this world. It's wars, oil. Why am I forgetting the third?
Speaker 4:Oh and pharmaceuticals.
Speaker 1:Orientals, and pharmaceuticals and drugs. I forget in the third.
Speaker 3:Oh, and pharmaceuticals, Orientals and pharmaceuticals and drugs and Taiwanese and drugs, yes and drugs.
Speaker 1:Made in.
Speaker 3:Taiwan. But those three things it's. You know, if anybody's in, like you know, upper up, fucking CEO of a company, for a military company or a pharmaceutical company or whatever. They're putting money in the president's pockets in order to keep things the way for them and we our voice, whatever are you saying that the the white house is corrupt and the president?
Speaker 2:I think that's what we started with how dare you?
Speaker 3:you know it. You can't dare you like. It's hard to trust anything that any politician or government or whatnot said, because there's always some fucking deep layer to it because they don't care about well, there's definitely a club man, you know, and we're not part of it.
Speaker 1:You know, you know like just look at fucking congress man. Then in the house like look at all these fucking millionaires yeah, that have been in congress for how many years? You know, like you shouldn't you? Everyone always fluffs it off you shouldn't be a millionaire, or a millionaire of your stature.
Speaker 2:You, you know like your personal net worth should not increase tenfold right because?
Speaker 1:you, you got elected to public office. Yes, you know like that, yeah like no wake up people, please like. Come on, not not a party thing like they're all doing it every single one of them you know, every single fucking one of them is in the pocket of somebody.
Speaker 3:Where's Tackleberry? I know Ben loves this one. You got to love the fucking music break out in the middle of the show. All right, that's it. All right, that was good, though that was good. So we are going to get the wheel in here, though, and just when Chick gets down on the show, just spin it.
Speaker 4:It's like one of those flash mobs just happened, Dude you ever see video of that shit.
Speaker 1:Dude, I just saw it happen. Right now it's in with three people.
Speaker 3:yes, but when it's fucking set up perfectly that flash mob shit is crazy, absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2:I don't know who's got the time for that.
Speaker 3:I'm like, where are you guys getting these messages? You have to show up here in post.
Speaker 1:You got the same sweatsuit, oh my god so does everybody else?
Speaker 4:I got the same sweatshirt you guys shop at the same store.
Speaker 3:Alright post. It's funny, it's crazy, like who? All right, I got 1,000 emails. I'm going to send it out. You guys, meet me. We're going to go to Ben's house Retards. We're all going to be wearing vibrating panties.
Speaker 2:The salute of 10,000 vibrators, and we're all going to have masks of his mother-in-law.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, oh man.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, oh oh.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz.
Speaker 1:Zzzz Z there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Speaker 2:Hi, I was on the knoll, just push out first.
Speaker 3:That bullet came out like Sammy Sosa's home run.
Speaker 4:Back to the left Hi Magic bullet Huh.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Clean that up with a napkin.
Speaker 3:Hi, I'm Harry. Even I know it was a set up, I mean obviously came from. I was eating cheese on the grassy knoll with Ron Sandberg. Mark Grace was up in the library. I remember a young Andre. Dawson, andre Dawson. He was like the only black man down there. So we put him in the library. Then we had to turn the lights on. Andre shoot.
Speaker 1:What Matthew heard it.
Speaker 3:I heard it just was like what, oh god?
Speaker 4:imagine I put harry carry away, hi hey guys gotta go away now government conspiracies.
Speaker 3:Say anything you want in here, careful. Biggest conspiracy is the moon's man of chains. It's funny, no matter what put him back into cryo freeze hi I love her too, because I keep on seeing videos of will farrell doing it phenomenal. So I know my phone's listening to me when we're talking about it, because it was like video after video and um, he was fucking hilarious when he does it.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to remember who he was talking to.
Speaker 1:You need props when you do it, man, because you need the glasses.
Speaker 4:Yes, oh yeah, you got to have the Coke bottle glasses and the gray hair, yeah, and he was like hi.
Speaker 3:It's fucking great. I'll have to find it. I'll have to search Harry Carey costume If they can give me fucking thick, motherfucking glasses. Make sure you don't look like Drew Carey.
Speaker 1:Why Are they related?
Speaker 3:I don't know, is John Smith related to a Mike Smith? I think could be. I mean, we're all related to some way somehow. Seven degrees of Harry Carey, right, I thought it was Kevin Bacon related to some way, somehow Seven degrees of Harry K.
Speaker 2:Right, I thought it was Kevin Bacon, I don't know For this conversation.
Speaker 3:Seven degrees of bacon. Let's go Hot, hotter, hottest, hotter, hotter, hotter. Seven degrees.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 2:What? All right, this is slowing down.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How long have we been recording?
Speaker 3:Hour and 15. Hour and 20.
Speaker 1:This is slowing down. Yeah, how long have we? Been recording Hour and 15. Hour and 20. It's actually not bad. No, it's actually not too bad at all. No, not at all. What are we closing it out with? We do have a special announcement.
Speaker 3:Actually, no, we're not going to do the special announcement. We have a special co-host who's going to be taking his seat next week. A mystery guest Mystery guest.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right, I'm not going to be here, that's right, it's going to be a great show.
Speaker 2:We're going to miss you.
Speaker 3:It's going to be a great show. Yeah, because you and I talked about how we wanted to do the entrance. Yeah, fucking perfect. I agree Perfect. It's going to be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:Oh, he knows now. I thought you were going to keep it a secret.
Speaker 3:I was kind of high down here one night and we were just talking and I mentioned something that we were doing on Wednesday because we're going to the Mets-Yankees game.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:And I said I'm going with Phil and Peyton, and that was it. So I had my Sherlock Holmes hat on. Uh-huh, I heard the light bulb actually go off over his head.
Speaker 4:Ping I was like fuck.
Speaker 1:I heard the light bulb actually go off over his head, ping, I was like fuck. So you guys got to keep an eye on the house because I'm going to be away. My daughter's going to be down the road, staying at a house watching dogs, I'm good I got it. Leave me a note for you and Obi-Wan.
Speaker 3:bro, it's Pat and Obi, it's you and Obi-Wan. Well, you better have some 24-hour fucking BCC cameras going and shit or see whatever they call those things. What Big black cock. No.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:What do they call the cameras?
Speaker 2:CCT Closed caption. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3:You better have a couple of those going. Because we got to, because I got feeling some weird shit's going to happen, but I'll keep an eye on it. It's not the first time you left the house. You just gotta tell me when garbage is and what not.
Speaker 1:Monday Put it out Monday before you go to bed. Okay. When are you leaving Wednesday night? When are you getting back? Whenever I feel like it, probably like When's the 4th?
Speaker 3:That is a Thursday, yeah, I'll probably come back Wednesday. Okay, the 3rd, she's staying down there Like she's flying back At the Bjorn residence, yep At the Spy training At the Bjorn residence?
Speaker 2:Is she bringing Agent Wonton with her To get a little training?
Speaker 1:The new the new feline agent, the Red Broom. They call it the Red Broom. What Isn't that? What like Black Widow, black Widow. Oh, I totally forgot that.
Speaker 2:So are you bringing Agent Wanton or are you leaving Agent Wanton?
Speaker 1:No, bringing Coda.
Speaker 3:All right, can I have a say in this? Can you take? Is Coda going to the farm? Can?
Speaker 1:you take, can you take? Is Coda going to the farm? Uh, no, well no.
Speaker 3:Are you going to bring old Yeller back to the barn?
Speaker 1:So my buddy who moved down there my buddy and his wife, who's also my buddy. They're friends of ours, my buddy, my buddy.
Speaker 4:They have three boys my buddy and me and one of the boys.
Speaker 1:Like all the boys, really, but like one of the boys in particular, like loves Coda all the boys, really, but like one of the boys in particular, like loves Coda. You're going to leave her down there.
Speaker 2:No, no, sure, I would, I would, I would, and he might take him.
Speaker 1:It wouldn't be a terrible thing Like he. He'd take her too. But whatever so like food for thought. His kid said am I going to see Coda before she dies, like recently?
Speaker 3:So I was like oh man, I got this opportunity, I'll fucking bring her down here, take her, hold her Timmy while there's a thunderstorm. Okay, you do that. We'll see you later. Oh my gosh. She needs a fucking Xanny bar.
Speaker 2:He's got no idea that was that was Coda not Pat on a regular Thursday night?
Speaker 3:And I like dude it was a point where he wasn't here and she was I was like Coda, chill out.
Speaker 1:Like she, she tries to like crawl inside you, like through your big toe.
Speaker 3:If there's a, if there's a blanket or anything close to her, she'll fucking keep on reaching at it to try and do something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's not a big fan of the Thunder huh.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 3:Not at all, she does not like the Thunder Sin Estate.
Speaker 2:Can we play the cowbell a little louder?
Speaker 3:No, she's Maybe what you should do is buy some M80s from Pika Nice and set them off in front of her. It was Frank.
Speaker 1:Perry. Oh, whatever, frank Perry, don't implicate the innocent man.
Speaker 3:Get a short yellow bus and throw it.
Speaker 2:Hey, pat, while Kevin's away, should we scout a? A bacon vest. A weave, a bacon vest.
Speaker 3:I'm weaving a bacon vest on that bench. You want me to whip one up before I leave.
Speaker 2:You got some strong nylon rope While you were doing the freaking sliders.
Speaker 1:I could just leave it in the dining room.
Speaker 3:Hey, you got one of those meat hangers they use in a butcher place. Just wondering we're going to need that. We're going bear hunting.
Speaker 2:I got a rotisserie chicken and a dog wrapped in bacon let's go.
Speaker 3:You got Elmer Fudd and Patrick Starfish going on a fucking bear hunt.
Speaker 2:Be very, very quiet.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm telling you, there's something out there and has there been another sighting?
Speaker 2:No, no, last night, dude, there was some weird-. Has there been a?
Speaker 3:sounding. There's these. I don't know what type of animal it is man, but it is fucking eerie and weird, sound like a monkey. No, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 4:That would be awkward in this. I can't even explain the noise.
Speaker 3:It's just like the fuck was that? It's like no, but it was like a long as like. It was like a it was like a predator and it just kept on going like real long and then it died out like almost like a laughing yell yeah a hyena, that's a coyote that long yeah no way dude if it. If it sounds like a yellow, no laughing yell no, not laugh, it was, it was just, god was just.
Speaker 1:I know what you're talking about and that's the best way I can explain it Like a laughing yell, I do.
Speaker 3:What am I thinking?
Speaker 1:If I hear the noise, I could be like this is what you're thinking.
Speaker 3:No, I was thinking of a 121 IQ right there, so you don't know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1:I do so much smarter than you Got a 137 bro.
Speaker 3:A6 Fucking Teen Amoeba.
Speaker 1:I don't think his is low man, no it's, would you say.
Speaker 3:It would be like 99. You said 100?.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd be in the middling range. I bet he's higher than you.
Speaker 3:Dude. But it's crazy, like If you look how they categorize it, if you go up 10 points, you can go from Tard to Scholar. It's great, tard, tard.
Speaker 2:Is that the official scoring?
Speaker 3:It's Retard, retard.
Speaker 1:Retard, it's Retarded American.
Speaker 3:We do not individualize anybody here, only the Orientals Right, and that's it, kevin does at least Everybody's Asian to me.
Speaker 1:You got your Oriental Americans too, man, like I don't want to offend them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's not be offensive to them.
Speaker 3:certainly You're talking like too late, like Bruce Lee. Who are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Well, he wasn't American. He was just like.
Speaker 3:Jackie.
Speaker 1:Chan, like the, you know, like the.
Speaker 3:Cheers boss.
Speaker 1:Like the guy.
Speaker 3:The guy, yeah, the guy.
Speaker 1:You know that guy. You know, I mean the guy from I got no fucking specifics, man, but all of them, yeah, all them love them peoples.
Speaker 2:I'm not allowed to say what I want to say. Are you talking about the Chinese? Guy from Big Trouble in Little China if you aren't playing it right now, I don't know what is are you talking about the guy from Big Trouble in Little China, that guy?
Speaker 1:what no?
Speaker 3:Chopin, whatever his name was.
Speaker 1:That's a great movie.
Speaker 2:I thought you meant egg, egg Chen.
Speaker 3:Such a good movie. I loved it. Great movie.
Speaker 2:Alright, I'm done with this Ride the Pork Chop Express out of here. What?
Speaker 1:It's Big.
Speaker 2:Trouble in Little China. Oh yeah, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:Sorry, man Sorry.
Speaker 3:I was fucking talking about the movie like you knew it. Well, I went straight into oh I'm sorry 121 mode. I'm like, hmm Sorry.
Speaker 2:Alright, super genius Play a song. How do you do that? What?
Speaker 3:I'm telling you I'll use 3% of my brain. Definitely half retarded, Just a good half Shut up bitch. Oh my God, you ever touch that fucking board again. You ever touch that fucking board again.
Speaker 4:You ever touch. So here's the.
Speaker 3:I'll never have the. First of all, I'm surprised you can read retard. I had the pads up, God damn it.
Speaker 1:That's retarded American. Yeah, damn you.
Speaker 3:Damn you. I should never leave that one up again. I'm going to switch the bank that way. That sucks. I'm going to delete that right now. You got to reverse shut up, bitch. Just so you know it's not making the final edit, since you don't edit it.
Speaker 2:It's on Facebook Live. I'm playing it every day. It doesn't matter, I will find a way to get it off of there.
Speaker 3:I'm going to report the video now. Power to the people. I'm reporting that is harassment. Power to the people I'm going to send that straight to. You can rise up Straight to the MetaSweep thingy.
Speaker 4:Viva la France. Transition.
Speaker 3:Alright, that's how we end the show. I'm sure we can find some cunty music For Kevin. We got a cunt song for him. He totally saw me find it too. I just sat there waiting. I knew you were doing it.
Speaker 1:You guys see my eyes.
Speaker 2:Your eyes lit up and his eyes saw you. He's like oh no, don't push it. Phenomenal, that was good. Don't push it. Don't push it.
Speaker 4:That was funny, phenomenal, phenomenal.
Speaker 2:That was good.
Speaker 3:Well done, orbs, not going to lie.
Speaker 1:Not going to lie, that was actually pretty good.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to listen to that again.
Speaker 1:He doesn't even know what to do after he got shut up, bitch it hurts, doesn't even know what to do. After he got shut up, bitched it hurts, doesn't it bro? Yeah, it's all funny, but it still fucking stings. Right, it's not funny, he's so flustered.
Speaker 4:No, no, no.
Speaker 1:He's a little flustered.
Speaker 4:He's a little flustered.
Speaker 1:Not, oh yeah he's like totally cool.
Speaker 3:I don't lose my mind like you do.
Speaker 1:Ow Nice, we were getting some sort of Morse code. Yeah, you know what it said.
Speaker 4:Shut up bitch, bitch, son of a whore fuck you, kevin, son of a whore. Fuck you, kevin, kevin.
Speaker 3:That's okay.
Speaker 2:What are we doing now? That was a lot of buttons getting pushed.
Speaker 1:Right, why? What are?
Speaker 3:you talking about Nothing? Oh good, because I had to switch that up. No, you ain't touching it again. That's it. We're leaving after that comment from Kevin, because he's a complete fucking tool and now I've got to block the pads like a child. So thank you for joining us on the most dysfunctional show possible. Good show though. Good show.
Speaker 4:Show possible Good show though Good show, the latest Not bad yeah.
Speaker 1:Two in a row Asian Americans. Good luck next week, boys. Oh, we'll do fine, you know, we'll be all right, yeah.
Speaker 3:I think we'll be all right. We should have called Jilton.
Speaker 2:Actually, you know what? We may have a second special guest too, Time out.
Speaker 3:Should we call him, oh, special guest?
Speaker 1:No, no, it's a little late now.
Speaker 2:No, he's three hours early.
Speaker 1:Oh well, that's true. I forgot that. I'm real smart over there.
Speaker 2:Wrong button. But yeah, we may have another special guest in studio.
Speaker 3:Oh KT yeah, who what? Kt tape, the kinetics tape You'll have to listen, to find out. We got a trainer coming in. We're going to learn how to properly tape with KT tape.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Like all I heard was Asian masseuse, I'm missing out on the Asian masseuse Oriental.
Speaker 3:I don't know about you.
Speaker 2:Just tell Ali to do this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, tape the side of her eyes.
Speaker 3:Alright, we're not gonna call.
Speaker 1:Like, even if she's unconscious.
Speaker 2:We'll definitely use the tape, then she's not gonna feel it.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Although you're gonna have to tape her when she wakes up, because I want to see the reaction.
Speaker 3:Hey honey, do you have any flesh color electrical tape?
Speaker 1:Like whoa, like she's like.
Speaker 3:Bugs Bunny.
Speaker 1:Asian. You got flesh color Like all sort of racist Asian.
Speaker 4:Like oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Is that too much?
Speaker 4:I said Asian.
Speaker 3:Come on, play the music.
Speaker 1:Play the music.
Speaker 3:Oh my God.
Speaker 2:She's wearing the blue pants with the shoes.
Speaker 1:Right no shoes.
Speaker 4:That's disrespectful Rice hat Slippers Rice hat.
Speaker 3:Does she have?
Speaker 4:a Hi Hi.
Speaker 3:Does she have like a ninja blade, like a fucking samurai sword?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but I think we got a Halloween costume for her this year.
Speaker 3:We like you as Oriental woman. Hi, you got to tape your eye. Geisha, geisha, geisha, tape eye, tape eye.
Speaker 2:Assassin Geisha.
Speaker 3:Yeah, who's the? The Asian chick from Charlie's Angels, lucy Liu. Yeah, that's yeah, we'll call her Goosey Liu, goosey Liu.
Speaker 2:No, you can call her Lucy Liu, you just spell Lucy different, alright.
Speaker 1:L-O-O-S-E-Y Time out people.
Speaker 2:I was just what I was, just we were talking about.
Speaker 4:I was just putting on words we were talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm putting on words.
Speaker 1:I'm just casting a vote here. That's all Continue.
Speaker 3:I think you're already outvoted.
Speaker 1:Continue, but I'm just letting my voice be heard.
Speaker 3:All right, lucy Liu.
Speaker 2:L-O-O-S-I-U. Avoid all copyright issues.
Speaker 3:Yes, we have the patent Hi. Oh, tape, your eye Put flesh color.
Speaker 2:Flesh color on eye Lucy Lewis just lost.
Speaker 3:That's the new spin-off.
Speaker 4:Oh God, no, oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Comedy.
Speaker 1:Gold was just born. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:We have a new show we're going to be starting in a few months. It's called Asian Sensation starring Jizzpaw and Lucy. Liu Lucy, L-O-S-E-Y Liu Flesh color tape on his face. I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.
Speaker 1:Oh, please don't.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:No, not you no, please, you're too young.
Speaker 3:Did we put money into the fucking defibrillator? Here we got one of those machines.
Speaker 2:We did AED In studio AED.
Speaker 3:All you gotta do is whistle and Gunner fucking puts a backpack on and comes running down with one.
Speaker 1:Dude, I got a lava lamp. I'll throw in a bucket of water.
Speaker 3:But he'll come running down with. I gotta give you your cables back. He'll come running down with jumper cables. Instead, gunner's gonna come down and come running down with. I gotta give you your cables back, he'll come running down with jumper cables.
Speaker 2:instead, gunner's gonna come down and Come running down and start Fuck your face.
Speaker 3:Wake up, bitch, I'm starting to sweat Blow on this, bro. He kills it, bro, he kills me because the second he lays down I'll rub his side and he just lifts his leg. He's like yeah, yeah, I take it off, man. I'm like settle. I was like whoa. He didn't pay for that, bro.
Speaker 2:We just met You're worse than a 15 year old boy.
Speaker 3:Oh it's hilarious, he's just.
Speaker 1:We didn't even pay for that man, we didn't even discuss that.
Speaker 3:First time I ever saw Kevin. I think you were drunk and you said yes my boy Like I'm sitting.
Speaker 1:I'm like this looks so inappropriate.
Speaker 3:His fucking leg is up high, what's?
Speaker 1:he doing over there? Well he's, oh, he's just rubbing his belly.
Speaker 3:I thought he was like Drinking a moment or something, but he was just rubbing his belly. Is that confirmed?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it was the angle.
Speaker 3:Yes, because of the angle he was at, I'm like when I saw it, I'm like what the fuck? What the?
Speaker 1:fuck. So I walk over to his side. So that's how it is in there. I was like oh, thank God, you beat me to that by a second. That's weird, no wonder why he always raped Scout Jesus.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, he got Kevin fluffing him on the side. Oh, come on, wow, wow the side.
Speaker 1:Oh, come on. Wow, wow, all right, we gotta go. Because it's just, I'm starting to sweat and I don't know why. Because you're talking about fluffing dogs you're sweating. That's fucking weird, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was funny um the weird was a little weird. No, I wasn't talking about fluffing. I was saying, you were fluffing, norris, did you hear that?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:What we do in life. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining these three assholes, including me, on the Take a Deep Show. Wow Hour 40, huh 167 episodes deep Next week. We're going to be going live on Friday.
Speaker 2:Friday night, friday night.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, friday night Special guest appearance. We definitely have one confirmed. The next one, we don't know yet. I'll find out this week. It's going to be a good one. Well, tune in, we're going to get some lube and a slip and slide. You guys in. You're not, don't you worry about it. Obi-wan will be the referee.
Speaker 2:His head might explode.
Speaker 3:What are you judging sandwiches? We're not doing that Until next time. Take it deep bitches.
Speaker 4:Later, later.
