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Ep. 99 Saturday Chaos: Gas Station Gummies, Political Ramblings, and Late-Night Karaoke
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Ever made hilariously bad decisions while munching on gas station gummies? Join us on this wild ride through our latest "Take a Deep Show" episode where we recount chaotic Saturday night adventures, complete with a CSI-style chalk outline photo. Shifting our recordings from Sunday to Saturday, we aim to enjoy our bourbon without the Monday blues. Amid the laughter, we reflect on our unexpected perseverance to keep the show going despite initial doubts and obstacles. Cheers to making poor decisions together and embracing the madness of Saturday nights!
Our rambles take an unexpected turn as we navigate political controversies, mafia-style governance, and a contentious issue involving a Carmel Board of Education member. With impersonations, bizarre tangents, and humorous banter, we speculate on potential political fallout and its impact on Trump's future. The conversation transitions seamlessly between serious moments and absurd humor, keeping the energy high and the laughter rolling. Mark your calendars for our chaotic live show on August 17th at the Flandro residence—we promise an evening of unpredictable entertainment!
And as if that's not enough, we dive into late-night karaoke discussions, debating favorite songs and logistical challenges, all while planning our equipment setup. From the hilarity of trying to fit a table through the door to playful arguments over karaoke classics like "Sister Christian," our camaraderie shines through. We share unfiltered comedic banter, reflecting the dedication required to keep the show running. Whether it's recounting a dog's unsavory habits or critiquing Marvel's post-Endgame struggles, this episode captures our raw, spontaneous interactions. Tune in for a blend of chaos, laughter, and unpredictable fun!
That's not a knife, dingo ate your baby. Go live, go live.
Speaker 3:Did you go live?
Speaker 1:You didn't go live yet.
Speaker 2:You see how I faded that out.
Speaker 5:Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3:Can't wait to get kicked off.
Speaker 6:Copyright infringements yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. That's when they say amen, nice shot. Okay, what we do in life echoes in eternity. Woo. Get him up. Shut up, t-t-t-t-t hey.
Speaker 6:Is that just for now? Yeah, he got wild.
Speaker 3:Might have to pick up a new one at others.
Speaker 2:Maybe some maple next time.
Speaker 5:Yikes.
Speaker 6:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Saturday version of the Take a Deep Show, the Saturday shenanigans.
Speaker 2:Saturday night special.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, with what do we got coming on later? The campfire, oh every episode oh motherfucker man. Every fucking episode, thank you for being here.
Speaker 2:Somebody does it. Yeah, thank you for being you, man, every fucking episode.
Speaker 6:Thank you for being here. Somebody does it. Yeah, thank you for being you, man this is his key. Yes, well, welcome to the Take a Deep Show. We are surprised we are here right now.
Speaker 1:I am fucking amazed we're here right now.
Speaker 2:Like an hour ago, we would not think this was going to happen. No way, nope, no. I was in disgusting hell, amazed, right like right now, like an hour ago, we would not think this was gonna happen. No way, nope, no I was in disgusting hell.
Speaker 6:Just why pat tell? Us you tell us why gas station gummies, gummy, dream world, right? No, because kevin was the enabler well, no, no, yes, no no, don't be.
Speaker 1:Don't be a pussy slam the gas station Gummy in your pile.
Speaker 6:He kept on saying that no, that's not what happened.
Speaker 2:That is fucking. Truth hurts, you just have poor decisions.
Speaker 6:This is true. I mean, I'm going to agree upon that too. So I hate my decisions Sometimes.
Speaker 1:And this was one of those times shut up you shut your mouth, you shut your filthy mouth. I just want to say when, when I got here, this bottle was full and we waited for Pat and it's made it so much worse.
Speaker 6:No, this is what creates a show. Saturday shenanigans yeah, I was in gas station Gummy Land for a while. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It took you a minute to get there. But, once you got there, you stayed.
Speaker 6:No, because I knew right away when you were like oh, just get another sliver. And I remember that little sliver, I cut off at eating them.
Speaker 1:Well, that's not what I said, that's not what happened though the phone call at 440 this afternoon was like dude, come over, we're going to do the show. Yeah, I was ready. Then I got here at 630. Shit was off the hook.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean he had pieces of the gummy, right.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he's like I didn't really taste nothing. I was like, well, I mean, like the fun is in that little medicine-y taste.
Speaker 6:It's not even medicine-y taste, dude, it's like raid taste. Well yeah, medicine raid, raid taste.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah Well, medicine raid whatever Gas station, you know.
Speaker 6:You know, and the fucking potency of it you know. The second you taste it. It's just like once you get that.
Speaker 2:You're like, okay, all right, all right, this ride's going on. And what did I?
Speaker 6:say to you after when I ate that piece, I look right at you. I'm like this is going to be so bad Just because of the taste. You're like man up. Man up is what you said.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, I did. Pat wanted to put on the pocket and honestly, you didn't, I did.
Speaker 6:No, no, how did I not?
Speaker 2:Did you not? See the Facebook photo which one, the one of you on the floor like a chalk outline it looked like it was a CSI fucking prequel.
Speaker 6:I was fucking stretching CSI Ridgefield Prequel. I was stretching.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:That's what it looks like when a fucking humpback whale is stretching. Okay.
Speaker 1:Stretching Get off my fucking back. Stretching its anus, maybe.
Speaker 6:Pretty much Close to it, so get off my back, just stretching it out, alright.
Speaker 1:Richard Simmons, get off your humpback.
Speaker 6:Have we spoken about my fucking genius IQ, or have we not?
Speaker 2:No, I don't think we've ever spoken about that. We've never, discussed it.
Speaker 5:How's that going now by the?
Speaker 6:way IQ, or have we not? No, I don't think we've ever spoken about that.
Speaker 2:How's that going now by the?
Speaker 6:way I make bad decisions.
Speaker 1:And if we did, it's no longer valid.
Speaker 6:I make really bad decisions, but I'm really fucking smart man. That's what kills me. What's up, billy boy? That's what fucking kills me, man.
Speaker 1:Whatever?
Speaker 6:Kevin, you're just an idiot.
Speaker 1:So we're thinking Saturday night shenanigans is going to be a weekly thing. I think we're going to go to Saturdays instead of Sundays. Now, right, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because Mondays are just terrible Mondays are tough, mondays are tough Granted. Thank you for all the viewership on Sundaysays, but you all ain't drinking the bourbon and gotta go to work the next day we wanted to drink.
Speaker 6:We wanted to drink the bourbon with you on saturday talking about being fucking me. So cheers, yeah, hey to poor decisions all right with your fucking diet shut up asshole, fuck you. I know my limits.
Speaker 2:Your diet RC Cola.
Speaker 6:RC Cola Diet Tab. Are you talking about Tab?
Speaker 2:Well, I mean he was on a cleanse right Should we talk about the cleanse, cleanse went really well Like, does anybody know about the cleanse in a TID world?
Speaker 1:I think we talked about it the last time because he was drinking that shit on Monday Mayhem, or whatever we did. Oh, the Monday, minaj.
Speaker 2:The Minaj the Monday Manage Go, fuck yourself.
Speaker 1:You take over fucking.
Speaker 2:Sorry, dude, I married a teacher, dude.
Speaker 6:You take over Facebook, then yeah, man, why don't you fucking do something with?
Speaker 2:social media. You really want me to take over social media.
Speaker 6:No, you'll fuck that shit up so bad.
Speaker 2:Like just stop talking about it what do you mean delete the profile? We have our roles here.
Speaker 6:Yeah, all right, listen, you want to know what's crazier than Kevin even doing anything on social media.
Speaker 1:Fucking Trump getting winged by a 22?.
Speaker 6:Trump getting fucking shot.
Speaker 2:That's a little right who?
Speaker 6:well, what's this video of a person seeing them?
Speaker 2:oh, the, the, the ginger there was a ginger yeah, ginger. Ginger was an eyewitness.
Speaker 6:I don't know how much you could trust a ginger was pointing about the person laying down and on the roof with a rifle yes.
Speaker 1:Doing the army On the roof With a rifle yes. Doing the army crawl on the roof, you're not saying shooter shooter.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, he did say he was like pointing and jumping and like stuff, you know, like I mean, I was doing that too with my fucking spirit fingers. Like to me, like that would maybe like my jazz hands, you know like to some. You're doing jazz hands while someone was shooting. I'm like shoot her, you know, but some lady got fucking, Some lady died right.
Speaker 1:No, no, someone caught a bullet. Yeah, nice who? Some lady died. It was a spectator. What? Two injured one dead and one Trump bloody year.
Speaker 2:It's not all over the news Because it's Trump.
Speaker 1:It only happened an hour ago, it doesn't matter. And it's Trump.
Speaker 6:Oh, let's see what we read, god, when we start talking about Trump.
Speaker 5:Five down to three.
Speaker 6:Fuck this shit. Listen, it is what it is.
Speaker 2:We're breaking news here. I mean we're kind of breaking news.
Speaker 1:I mean we're with the rest of the news outlets right now.
Speaker 2:I mean, we're what like a half hour out of when it happened?
Speaker 1:I mean, let's be honest, the people watching our show aren't watching Fox News, right?
Speaker 2:If y'all haven't heard, trump got fucking shot and fucking clipped on the fucking ear. Yep, you know.
Speaker 1:Which leads you to believe two things. One, the fucking Democrats don't have any good shooters.
Speaker 2:Liberals can't use guns.
Speaker 1:And two, the liberals need to go to the gym so they can hold the fucking gun up, so they can aim right.
Speaker 2:And bring your earmuffs next time, because it's louder than you think.
Speaker 1:Yes, when you're not at the range and you're not wearing earmuffs, it's a little different. I think we broke the news already Gas station gummy breaking news Totally.
Speaker 6:Everybody in this world is a bunch of cunts. You're all cunts, that's it. C-u-n-t-s. Cunts. Suck it up, fucking heave, ho, and stop being cunts. That's it, p-s. Stop complaining, just fucking live man.
Speaker 1:Thanks for just giving Trump the election, by the way, yeah Right Fucking do.
Speaker 2:So like nevermind the election. Like what do you, what do you think this does to like the the country?
Speaker 1:Well, I mean just, people are taking arms right now there. There's a lot of guns getting locked and loaded right now, Right Right now.
Speaker 6:That's what's fucking scary, bro, yup.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yep, yeah, I feel like something is coming of this.
Speaker 6:Did I not when?
Speaker 2:did I say this V if you're watching.
Speaker 1:Yes, I will take that AK-47.
Speaker 6:When did I? I said this a couple of weeks ago. I was like I got a bad feeling about something happening and it's going to be something absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1:But it's so fucking as something absolutely crazy. It's so fucking asinine.
Speaker 6:Imagine we're the breaking story, we're the ones who fucking called it Because it's going to happen with us Like way back when you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:We talked about this years ago, maybe like his first term. We got to put those episodes out for anyone to Maybe like his first term. We got to put those episodes out for anyone to know that.
Speaker 2:His first term, you know.
Speaker 6:What are you doing over there? Simple Fred, what the fuck bro.
Speaker 2:That's fucking Billy.
Speaker 1:Bob, simple Mind, simple Plan. That that's fucking. Uh, what's the billy bob? Civil mind or civil plan?
Speaker 2:ain't got no gas in it. I know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas all right, let's get off this fucking topic.
Speaker 6:You're so funny.
Speaker 1:Why? Just because we chased every listener away, came out and shoot five strong. I was like no, fuck that tonight.
Speaker 2:Put your little sailor hat on what it looks like. You got a sailor hat, okay.
Speaker 1:Paddy the sailor man.
Speaker 6:Fuck bro, we just went into a weird direction no one is sober in this room right now it's not a good thing.
Speaker 2:I think he's still affected by the gum.
Speaker 6:Oh, totally am. I'm trying to fucking simmer down right now. We're good, though. Keep it coming, let's go shut up, bitch mike, you know, I got my left up.
Speaker 2:always love that, always love that's always good. Be nice, Matty.
Speaker 3:I was.
Speaker 1:I was Be nice, come on, come on. That wasn't bad Loyal listener, love him, love him Come on Eileen, come on my face, oh boy. That voice is so appropriate right now.
Speaker 5:It totally is right now. This is like what's going on in my head.
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 6:Oh boy, that shit's fucking hilarious. Right there, it's always God's voice that makes you laugh. A little belly laugh right.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:Free from your plums. You know what I'm talking about your plums. It's a purple hue Blue shoe. Let the ball watch. Look at that. Your plumps, it's a purple hue Blue shoe Let the boy watch. I got that. I know no dick.
Speaker 3:Oh no, what'd you do, shit.
Speaker 6:Oh, you fuck shit up, bro, we're good, where's the thing? Nowhere wait, a minute wait close encounters of the third kind close encounters of the bear kind yeah. I swear to god it was right next to me.
Speaker 1:Close encounters of the bear kind, yeah I swear to God, it was right next to me. I think you petted it.
Speaker 6:I wish I was attacked by a bear.
Speaker 2:You definitely touched it.
Speaker 1:This is getting fucking way out of control. Right now we're 7,000 miles per hour in the wrong direction.
Speaker 6:We're in Albuquerque. We're fucking rocking. Let's go.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck.
Speaker 6:Get us out of.
Speaker 1:New Mexico Legally Through a tire Actually, perhaps not legally. We get a cell phone $700, and a right to vote, yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's true. We got rid of every viewer. It's all right it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:All right. So on a real. What do you think this does for Trump? Like this whole shooting thing, I don't think it might hurt him.
Speaker 6:You think, really, I don't think it, I don't, I don't, I think it might hurt him.
Speaker 2:You think Really?
Speaker 1:I don't see it.
Speaker 6:The real fucking crazy right.
Speaker 2:You think Biden could take it in your shot?
Speaker 6:No, I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking crazy.
Speaker 6:I'm just, I'm just thinking crazy right wing motherfuckers Doing something stupid.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm kind of Kind of banking on that retaliation. Yeah, you know which smart money says like they're gonna do something, like they're gonna clip pelosi.
Speaker 6:So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Then you're gonna be like wow, that's a little obvious you know what I'm saying. I mean, I mean win, right well, he was wearing.
Speaker 6:He was wearing a swan stick on his t-shirt. You know, that's all you're gonna hear. Dude, it's gonna be like being back in the fucking 50s I heard someone say free palestine yeah, I mean, did you see all the nonsense and karma with that?
Speaker 2:no, I've I've heard about it holy fuck, what's going on with that. Like I yeah.
Speaker 1:There was a whole.
Speaker 2:There was a whole fucking Apparently some guy In the Board of Ed. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1:There was a whole Free Palestine rally At the courthouse of Carmel Weiss Including, including one of the fucking Jerk off Board of Board of Ed guys, I'm not gonna say his name, weiss, but you can say ed guys, I'm not gonna say his name twice but uh, but uh yeah, saying some fucking repugnant bullshit and a lot of people took, took issue with it, saying it's anti-semitic and everything, and supposedly the board of ed like did this whole fucking op-ed piece about how they didn't support his views and his views weren't supported by the board and he like fucked it off and was just a major jack-off in the fucking Board of Ed meeting again. Fucking Carmel needs a fucking cleanse. Like needs a fucking cleanse.
Speaker 2:So this came out in the Board of Ed meeting oh yeah, and like yeah, like last week, and he defended, oh, defended. He didn't just like be like Not Kind of fucked up like Not only. I'm in a public eye. I shouldn't like express public.
Speaker 1:Not only defended him Right, not only defended himself, doubled down on it.
Speaker 6:I mean when you're in, you're in you. I mean when you're in, you're in you know You're in, you're in Dildo. Total dildo. Yeah, if you're in, you're in.
Speaker 1:You got to double down Dildo. Be a bad time Be like yeah, I'm a bad choice.
Speaker 2:What did he say? You know what he said.
Speaker 1:I'm too many bourbons into.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean paraphrase. I'm too many bourbons into yeah, I mean paraphrase, we're not gonna quote you like paraphrase, you know like.
Speaker 1:I mean essentially it's like, yeah, good, the board of ed can do whatever they want, but I don't give a fuck free Palestine Type of thing, really. Yeah, and supposedly he got loud and was cursing and fucking saying shit Like just fucking. I'm really sick and tired of society as a whole and fucking saying shit like just fucking. I'm really sick and tired of society as a whole right now because really and we've said this before in jest, but I mean is very seriously People have honestly forgotten what it's like to be punched in the mouth and everyone thinks they're behind a fucking keyboard, whether they're on a keyboard or not, and they just fucking, just fucking, blah, blah, blah, blah. And if someone would just punch somebody in the fucking mouth and be done with it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you should shut someone up.
Speaker 1:And just remind everybody like hey, listen I honestly, you can have your opinion in school, but shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6:I honestly feel if the mafia was running stuff, we'd be running a lot better. Yeah, I mean, think about it.
Speaker 2:Like days were good. Right, Think about it.
Speaker 1:I mean that's an angle to take.
Speaker 6:I would rather have the mob run us right now. The mob knows what they're doing.
Speaker 2:Like think about your gaudy decade. Yeah, man, and like pre-gaudy decades, Things were good. You got the rats, you got the rats.
Speaker 6:The rats are out of there. Things were great.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 6:Not here cop, you know yeah.
Speaker 2:Like you saw a headline Of something.
Speaker 5:It's okay, yeah, cop.
Speaker 6:It's fine.
Speaker 2:Like I'm sure he Fucking had it coming, you know, yeah, totally.
Speaker 6:Totally, if you think about it, think about it, think about it.
Speaker 1:Thinking about it. Nonsense, pure fucking nonsense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't know where we go from this Like shooting.
Speaker 1:Thing.
Speaker 2:Like I feel like something's gonna pop.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. You know like.
Speaker 2:Like you know, like The's going to pop Absolutely, you know like the question is going to be where and how bad. I feel like everywhere and pretty bad Worst case scenario.
Speaker 1:I kind of feel like a line's been drawn in the sand now and it's kind of like you know what I can see.
Speaker 6:We want to know. Worst case scenario Trump wins right.
Speaker 1:And everyone goes to Texaco and has a gummy.
Speaker 6:Day of inauguration, he gets assassinated. Think about that. Well, who's the VP?
Speaker 2:Well, yeah as you can say who's the VP.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying that might be a win.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying it may be man.
Speaker 6:How crazy do you think that would fucking be On inauguration day, dude? Think about that.
Speaker 2:I feel like that is so slim of a chance to happen just because the levels are just so high at that point, but not for nothing.
Speaker 1:he's at a rally and some fucking dumbass is fucking arm and leg.
Speaker 2:Where was that? By the way? Did we figure out where that?
Speaker 6:was Pennsylvania Butler.
Speaker 2:Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1:Butler Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2:Butt lick Pennsylvania Some fucking moron, some Dem state, oh yeah, their Dem state, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean it was probably a Fetterman lookalike, but we won't even get into that. Is Army crawling on the fucking roof To fucking take you know again in the middle of everything when people saw this wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald in a fucking In a window. We love Lee.
Speaker 5:No, nothing. Wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald in a fucking window. We love Lee.
Speaker 6:No, what Nothing, I guess whatever, the jeans Sure, I love those Carry on, I mean relax fit.
Speaker 2:Are those Levi's? No, they're.
Speaker 6:Lee Short and stouts.
Speaker 1:I don't even know where to go with this anymore. Did you just say short and stout? Six minutes later, you fucking cocksucker, you, fat motherfucker, you couldn't even get over the fact I got up, motherfucker you know what it is.
Speaker 2:He's taking too many shots To the dome with an oven mitt. Yeah, bro.
Speaker 6:Let me tell you something. The first one was okay. The second one I saw a double Right away and I couldn't shake it off and I was like straight to the bathroom To vomit.
Speaker 1:I'm not even gonna lie. I felt bad about the second one. That was hard, I can't believe it made you puke.
Speaker 6:Bro, I got instant. Cte when he stood up and I saw the look on his face, I was like I had instant CTE. That's why I threw up.
Speaker 2:That's so good, that's so. High school freshman, I can't believe you threw up because you got hit with an oven mitt.
Speaker 6:Bro, I got fucking knocked with an oven mitt Bro.
Speaker 2:I got fucking knocked no with an oven mitt he fucking.
Speaker 6:Can you admit it?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 6:Don't sit there and say no, you asshole.
Speaker 2:You're a fucking piece of shit. So it's still an oven mitt. Go fuck you, Kevin. Still an oven mitt.
Speaker 6:What are you talking about? Fuck, I'll give you an oven mitt.
Speaker 1:I got you pretty good with the oven mitt he fucking knocked me out. With an. I got you pretty good with the oven mitt. He fucking knocked me out. Put an oven mitt, bro. I'm not even lying, can't believe. You even said that out loud. Yeah, an oven mitt, pussy cunt.
Speaker 6:Pussy cunt. No, you have no idea the force that was behind Big pussy cunt Big old smelly pussy cunt pussy cunt.
Speaker 2:Big old smelly pussy cunt.
Speaker 6:Fuck me, how's that? Yeah, he doesn't even know what he's doing. We can't even hear yours, he's just pushing. Yeah, you can't. You just push a button, can you hear me?
Speaker 2:I can hear everybody just fine. I don't know what you did.
Speaker 1:I hopefully cut you $50. Apparently you did nothing. I did. $50, says this isn't even recording.
Speaker 6:I just want to cut motherfuckers out bro.
Speaker 2:You cut off our audience, you cut us off. All, nobody who's watching can't hear us now All they heard was me.
Speaker 6:I think, Wasn't it. That's all yeah yeah, yeah, that worked.
Speaker 2:I'm still in jeans, alright, alright.
Speaker 6:Howdy show Jerry Jones yes, Awesome.
Speaker 2:That's not a knife.
Speaker 6:That's a knife.
Speaker 1:Hello Bobbitt.
Speaker 6:Hello Bobbitt. Dingo, ate your baby A dingo ate your baby, hello Bobbitt, hello Bobbit. Dingo ate your baby, hello Bobbit. Alright, this sucks. What else can we talk about?
Speaker 2:We don't want Trump.
Speaker 1:We got a live show coming up, yeah, when August 17th At the Flandro residence. We've been given clearance, clarence.
Speaker 6:Clarence is a fucking idiot for giving clearance Okay.
Speaker 1:What's your vector?
Speaker 6:Victor, it's going to be fucking victorious. I don't know it's going to be a shit show and what's going to happen? Again, it's not going to get aired, I don't know. Oh, it's going to be a shit show. It's going to be a shit show and what's going to happen? Again, it's not going to get aired.
Speaker 2:I don't know if the table's going to fit through the door.
Speaker 1:We're not going to bring the table, we're just going to go folding table. We'll bring the equipment. Yeah, and the mics.
Speaker 6:And we just need a fucking good old internet connection billy, billy, you got a good.
Speaker 2:Uh, you got a good job. You got an ethernet wire. We can run. We can run like where's your?
Speaker 1:router located.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna fall down what you're gonna fall down from where. No but.
Speaker 2:But come on, man, you got this on. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1:Come on, it's been a long day, patrick, did he?
Speaker 6:I don't care, I still fought to get here and you're doing it on the show.
Speaker 1:You just fall asleep. Oh, you fought to get here, did you yes?
Speaker 6:Yes, what do you think?
Speaker 5:I think you were dragged here.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, really you didn't fight.
Speaker 2:This was drag me to hell. You took a nap.
Speaker 6:So what Then?
Speaker 1:I, I fucking regrouped. If there was no chicken bombs, nah, you never would have made it.
Speaker 6:No.
Speaker 2:Maybe. Well, yeah, no, no, maybe yeah.
Speaker 6:No, no, you need to settle down over there. Mean Gene Oakland Jesus.
Speaker 2:Is that because of my receiving hairline fucking awesome? Do I just have to shave it now? Forget the little scruff.
Speaker 6:I got going here you keep on going on with it.
Speaker 1:Forget the annexation of Puerto Rico and just go with it.
Speaker 2:I've been thinking about it. Got a good head for it, got a nice shape.
Speaker 6:What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:I'm not sure yeah. Yeah, you got the auschwitz ball I'm not even sure, what that means.
Speaker 1:Yeah it just opened the door to a lot of inappropriate things.
Speaker 2:You're reaching? No, I'm not, he was. No, he was not, he was.
Speaker 1:He was, but it was a fantastic reach. I had to catch myself because I was going with him.
Speaker 2:He's drowning and he's bringing the lifeguard down with him. What are?
Speaker 6:you talking about that did not just happen. That's comedy, bro.
Speaker 1:What's up?
Speaker 6:Adam Torring Groza. How come I can't see anything. Tell us again how you're a Panthers fan.
Speaker 1:After moving back to Florida, you fucking traitorous fuck Cocksucker. Love you though, Thanks for watching Now.
Speaker 6:I Like and share.
Speaker 2:So I was thinking, I was thinking, I was thinking I was thinking well I was thinking good evening gentlemen.
Speaker 6:So I was thinking I think we should do tid yeah karaoke don't we do that like we week.
Speaker 2:We know we know you want this. You have wanted this for a long time.
Speaker 6:I think we should do it. It always comes up in discussion, but we never do it.
Speaker 1:So play a song and sing Go get it. I don't think it's that simple?
Speaker 2:I think it is no, no.
Speaker 1:I wanted all of us to be a part of this. I think Pat wants to sing.
Speaker 2:I feel like it needs to be like a remote thing.
Speaker 1:No, I think Pat wants to sing and he wants you to play cowbell and he wants me to do a little tambourine.
Speaker 2:I can play the cowbell man.
Speaker 1:Play a song, let's go.
Speaker 6:I want that what. You got something on cue man Are you?
Speaker 2:ready. I mean, what's your go-to? There's no go-to right now you don't have a go-to song.
Speaker 6:Not right now.
Speaker 2:But like in general, like you don't have a go-to karaoke song.
Speaker 1:Can you even see in front of you right now? Huh, can you even see what's going on in front of you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, okay, no, but like karaoke, like yeah, no, but like karaoke Like what's your go to song.
Speaker 6:I don't know Like you gotta have a go to song, I don't know.
Speaker 2:So yeah, I know, tid karaoke, that I mean.
Speaker 1:It does not appear TID karaoke is taking off.
Speaker 6:I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2:Dude you don't have to think about your go-to song. Oh, if you have to think about a go-to song, you don't have a go-to song.
Speaker 6:Little Sister Christian, southwestern Sister.
Speaker 1:Christian. No, adam asked for Sister Christian. I think you should sing Sister Christian.
Speaker 6:No, I was thinking Southwestern Right now. What's Sister Christian? No, I was thinking Southwest Right now. What's Sister Christian?
Speaker 2:Night Ranger. Oh my god, like you don't know, sister Christian.
Speaker 6:I mean, I know, the name sounds familiar.
Speaker 1:I bet you do.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a boy.
Speaker 1:No wonder Pat knows it I don't know if you recall this, but this is also on Boogie Nights.
Speaker 6:This is a great song.
Speaker 1:It's a great song.
Speaker 2:Sing it bitch. Go ahead get the words. There's no words.
Speaker 6:There's no words.
Speaker 2:There's been a few. You're the only one to say okay, come on, man, you don't know this song.
Speaker 6:I just gotta see the word.
Speaker 3:Holy shit.
Speaker 2:You gotta fast rattle there. You go Like a paused fast rattle yeah.
Speaker 6:There you go. Yeah, build it up A little crescendo, come on yeah.
Speaker 3:Motor air, I don't know the fucking words. Yeah, yeah, woo, feeling my legs, yeah, yeah, yeah, be alright tonight, be alright tonight. Hey, hey, hi, hi, oh, pat you fucked that song up all the way.
Speaker 1:From what? You fucked that song up all the way. That was your TID karaoke moment. You fucked it.
Speaker 2:Like you know it now right. I know it now, but I'm not familiar with the song, but again, what's your go-to song?
Speaker 1:You know. So let's go Do a fucking song. Do a song you want. You need to settle.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. Honest question. You're at a bar, you've had enough drinks, you're gonna go sing, right? What's your choice of song? What are you singing? What's your choice of song? What are you singing? What's your song?
Speaker 6:Hey balancer, can you throw this unruly?
Speaker 3:guy out.
Speaker 6:I'm looking for that song Stop deflecting.
Speaker 5:I'm not deflecting.
Speaker 2:Come on. What's your song? What's your jam? You sing in the shower. What is it, man?
Speaker 1:How about some Billy Joel? Adam said you're a big Billy Joel guy.
Speaker 6:I used to love Billy. He used to sing every song. That's because you motherfuckers didn't know about Billy Joel and I introduced it to you fuckers.
Speaker 2:Not you, oh, okay.
Speaker 6:Adam was more like Sinatra and shit. Nothing wrong with that either, I know, but I brought fucking.
Speaker 1:Billy Joel. Why don't you sing a little, billy Joel? No, no, no. Well, you may be right.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. I may be crazy, no seriously.
Speaker 1:What would be your karaoke jam? What's your go-to? What's your go-to? Mine was Sinatra's Summer Wind. I used to sing that everywhere.
Speaker 6:That's a good one.
Speaker 1:I got really drunk in one place. I couldn't remember the words and went downhill.
Speaker 2:You couldn't remember the words of Summer Wind? I got so drunk it was bad.
Speaker 1:It was a drunkenness of another level.
Speaker 2:But seriously, what's your song?
Speaker 6:I don't know, I just sing I just want to sing. He's withering like a cock in the ocean.
Speaker 2:The guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I just want to sing, sing.
Speaker 6:I keep fucking laughing, you cocksuckers.
Speaker 2:Because it ain't funny. You got me right.
Speaker 6:I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2:I wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 5:I don't give a fuck who you were talking to, Kevin he's coming all the way back.
Speaker 1:now Look at to Kevin. He's coming all the way back now. Look at him.
Speaker 2:He's not all the way back.
Speaker 1:He's trying to break through now.
Speaker 3:Break all through to the other side.
Speaker 2:Break all through. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 6:Anything with that type of shit? Hi, hi.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:I was laying in bed last night, hi.
Speaker 7:And Karate Kid.
Speaker 1:And Karate Kid 2 came on, I was like Hi.
Speaker 5:Daniel-san.
Speaker 1:I did catch that out of the corner of my eye. It was just a simple hi, hi, that was it.
Speaker 6:Hi it was the nerdiest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1:Harry Carrie and Jizz Paws were wanting to say hi, hi.
Speaker 3:Hi Hi.
Speaker 5:Jizz Hi, Harry hey.
Speaker 2:I'm not Harry at all. I got a receding hairline you suck at.
Speaker 1:Adam suggests a little, dean Martin Maybe a little.
Speaker 3:Valare maybe Valare.
Speaker 1:Oh, perhaps.
Speaker 2:Dude, I can't believe all this shit. You talk about karaoke. You don't have a wheelhouse song that you're ready to just pull out.
Speaker 6:It's a song that you guys don't know, do it.
Speaker 1:We're not singing it. How do you know? But I don't know You're singing it, what You're singing it. We're not singing it. How do you know what we don't know? How do you know what we don't know?
Speaker 2:How do you know that?
Speaker 6:I don't know when he doesn't know what you don't know, what we don't know. Right, exactly what what's?
Speaker 2:that mean? It means what's your fucking song, man?
Speaker 6:I mean, I like fucking, I like Seven Mary Three. It's cumbersome. No, Southwestern State Never heard that song. Acoustic version.
Speaker 1:Oh sounds gay.
Speaker 6:It kind of is.
Speaker 2:Is that like an ode to Phil? I mean, do you want? What is it?
Speaker 1:Do you want to wait for Campfire Confessions and sing? You don't know this song.
Speaker 2:The lighting would be great yeah yeah, this would be perfect, right?
Speaker 6:Do you want me to do it during the campfire? Dude, you're off, man Been dragging this mess All over town.
Speaker 2:You never heard this song. That's your fucking wheelhouse karaoke song, yeah because it gets better.
Speaker 1:Everyone sings this in the bar.
Speaker 3:I saw that I did it.
Speaker 6:Things they've done to me. You'd never believe it carries up Kevin, but you don't know it. Believe me, they're true.
Speaker 3:Things I've had to do To get next to you on this straightaway ticket to a southwestern state.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's kind of like an easy karaoke song. You're just talking, dude, you're just talking.
Speaker 6:Dude, it gets better. You'll see when.
Speaker 2:I hope so.
Speaker 3:Have I broke all the rules that I've made?
Speaker 6:Bye, we got it here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, you got the strings man. They're fucking rocking right now. Well, we got it.
Speaker 3:We've been dragging this past All over town. My life's still in air Every single minute and the things, the things I've done for me this song fucking sucks Never believe. Believe me, they're true. All these things I've had to do To get next to you, I need you loud, I need you loud, friend.
Speaker 3:I'll be a straightaway ticket. Come on, come on To Southwestern. It's not bad. It's not bad. Have I broke all the rules that I've made? Have I broke all the rules that I've made? Have I broke all the rules that I've made? Damn, Come on.
Speaker 2:Keep it going, keep it going, we're going, we're going.
Speaker 6:Insert dog howling Fuck you Adam. Insert dog howling Fuck you Adam.
Speaker 2:Fuck that shit. I guess it's deep from here on in. He's got short arms. Get next to you.
Speaker 3:I need a straightaway ticket, don't you dare To a southwestern State. Have I broke all the rules that I've made? Have I broke all the rules that I've made? Have I broke all the rules that I've made? Let's go. Thank you, stephen Foxbury, thank you, matt, and.
Speaker 7:Kevin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, thank you. Not bad, not you?
Speaker 2:Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 6:That was awful, I think I pooped myself. Terrible song, was it it?
Speaker 2:wasn't good. It's not a terrible song, but like it's, you know, oh so what's your go-to karaoke song? Oh mine, it's Twist and Shout.
Speaker 6:Okay, Ferris Bueller, Okay fag.
Speaker 2:And like. Superman. Who sings Superman? Barbra Streisand.
Speaker 6:What.
Speaker 2:The Superman song.
Speaker 1:Kryptonite Kryptonite by Three Doors Down.
Speaker 2:Not Three Doors down um, maybe it's three doors yeah, it might be superman.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's kryptonite by kryptonite superman yeah, kryptonite, yeah, what well, it's really not a it's a lot of gay songs around here what?
Speaker 2:what's yours there?
Speaker 1:fucking frank sinatra I told you fucking several.
Speaker 2:But you don't remember the fucking words. So how's that your go-to song?
Speaker 1:I didn't remember the words in one instance Summer wind. I haven't fucking sang it.
Speaker 2:You know, maybe something from the cover.
Speaker 1:Across your face.
Speaker 6:Right across your face.
Speaker 1:No, it lingered there. Sorry, I would say it would touch your hair.
Speaker 6:it's what lingered there is when Scout Walked past me earlier and she dropped a fucking load On my knee. It was disgusting from her fucking cum beard what.
Speaker 2:Wait, there are like.
Speaker 1:Nine questions About whatever you just said right there, we've gone from karaoke to dog cum.
Speaker 6:You were there, you saw it.
Speaker 2:What did?
Speaker 1:you do when.
Speaker 6:I was sitting down. Oh right, right, Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:And she just comes over. She's like.
Speaker 6:You mean you were laying on the floor and Kevin's like oh, she usually gets like that after she just eats some poo.
Speaker 2:So she's got poo she's got poo saliva. She dropped like a saliva hanger on his knee. Yep, awful, it was, full of poo it was so fucking Well, no, no, I don't know for sure, but usually-.
Speaker 1:That's how she gets, yeah.
Speaker 2:In my experience with my dog-.
Speaker 6:Just to let you know, man, that happens after she's just eaten some shit.
Speaker 2:outside in the yard she ate some poo.
Speaker 1:So fucking stupid she ate feces in the yard.
Speaker 2:Still still. She's still eating shit Unbelievable man. And it was all over his knee and her fucking chest beard is just brown when it should be white.
Speaker 1:I do make sure I pet her on the head, yeah yeah, I bet I don't want to get involved in anything else that's going on.
Speaker 2:You don't want to go jaw, cheek, fucking, neck nothing yet no, no yeah.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:Pat seemed happy no.
Speaker 1:He usually is when Scout rolls by.
Speaker 2:Fuck that dude he was like shit, shit, is it fucking tuesday?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be just like gunner and coda. I'm gonna bang scout.
Speaker 6:I didn't know it was tuesday already, and then she's like she looks at you with this dumb fucking look on her face and you're just like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry I have to bang you, but You're just like you're the dumbest dog ever.
Speaker 6:She's the dumb broad.
Speaker 1:The dumb broad oh my God, so glad I caught that last comment, so glad I caught that last comment Right.
Speaker 2:What happened? No, we just me and Maddie had a private moment on the show, oh boy, what happened? No, we just Me and Maddie had a private moment, oh boy, on the show. Oh boy, what happened? You can watch it again and you can see What'd you do. You'll figure it out when you watch it again.
Speaker 5:No, I'm not gonna watch that.
Speaker 2:Well, not.
Speaker 1:I don't watch. I don't watch the show after it was on here.
Speaker 6:Try not to what happened. What the fuck was that? That was a deep gulp bro.
Speaker 2:Well, take big sips, man. Okay, I'm sorry. What do you want from me, man?
Speaker 6:I want to.
Speaker 2:It takes a lot to satisfy the thirst here, you know.
Speaker 1:There's one piece left. I'll wait you for it.
Speaker 2:No, I think she may have taken them both. I think she would make Motherfucker, one for Mikey, one for his dad.
Speaker 1:Well, that makes sense after what we found out earlier today.
Speaker 6:I think that is a terrible choice to do.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I'm sure there's like, I think there's like two ribs to like fight over.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I'm down for that. You know, I'm down for that. You have the ribs, it's alright.
Speaker 2:Oh, they weren't that good.
Speaker 1:No, they were fantastic. Hopefully I lose a tooth. Now you're shitting on them but whatever. Not in the least bit.
Speaker 2:No, not at all. You're like oh, just ribs. Yeah, I'm sorry, it kind of hurts, it kind of hurts.
Speaker 1:Really, then my dick was hard for chicken bombs Since the 4th of July.
Speaker 5:Really.
Speaker 1:Can you contemplate that please, before you start talking shit?
Speaker 2:So why do you think I made them?
Speaker 1:Really, because you're a good dude.
Speaker 2:I'm not, I'm not saying anything. I took cialis on thursday and like, look at me now, like stop that shit.
Speaker 1:You know, he said, dick was hard you take cialis in this house, did you see that?
Speaker 2:I was like oh, I don't have to. I was like I'm good matt, I turned to you.
Speaker 6:I honestly I like. I turned to you, I like, I'm like, oh my god, it's like he took a see alice. That was bad, right there on the fucking video that'll have to be edited out yeah or not?
Speaker 2:oh no, it's like your, your mouth, mike yeah did you throw your mouth?
Speaker 6:mic Close to it, close to it. Can we smoke in here yet?
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, go ahead, man.
Speaker 6:If he's okay, I'm fine, dude she's not coming back till Monday bro. I'm not doing that, though man.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm going to do it in about like four minutes.
Speaker 6:Can you do it first?
Speaker 2:No, please, no Please.
Speaker 6:No, and then I can't. I'm not sitting next to him.
Speaker 2:He is a non-smoker bro.
Speaker 1:He's trying to lay this off on me. Let him light one up. Second he lights one up. You do what you got to do.
Speaker 6:Okay, that's what I was saying, see.
Speaker 2:See how easy that was.
Speaker 6:Why.
Speaker 2:Because I'm not going to be the first one to do it.
Speaker 6:Is there a curse or something?
Speaker 1:No, it's actually called plausible deniability yeah.
Speaker 2:No, it's called. He doesn't smoke. I'm not going to subject him. We're fucking enclosed here.
Speaker 1:I'm talking one cigarette. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do we remember we used to do this in Pat's house? Yeah, and everyone's like.
Speaker 2:What wasn't my house, wasn't my choice.
Speaker 6:Who the fuck cares about his health?
Speaker 2:I mean I have been concerned recently as with you, patrick. I've been doing much better you know, like I feel, like he's like both of you, like you've been making strides um you, um, I mean baby steps like sure, like right direction, like sure we're getting there I'm so fucking offended, right now like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1:shit, if I didn't think I was gonna blow a knee out, I come across this table baby steps, dude, you're gonna have to find a soapbox to jump up I will step on the chair to get on the table. And there it is the studio, the microphones and everything smells like cigarettes.
Speaker 2:Did you not see the post by Allie she's?
Speaker 5:watching dude my wife is watching, so go ahead Smoke up.
Speaker 2:Johnny, it's your choice. Crocodile Dundee.
Speaker 1:Hey, pat, don't worry. We'll set the studio up In the next apartment. It's okay, duncan Dolan's Cubs comes in here for six months, right it?
Speaker 2:might be flammable. Fucking mold's going to ignite.
Speaker 1:Something's going to fucking catch fire in there.
Speaker 2:What do you want me to do with that? Do you want to drag or something? No dude, If I want one, I'll let my own.
Speaker 1:You know what he's fucking with you? You have to smoke it to fruition now, yeah. Yeah, I mean, unless you're a pussy cunt go ahead, do it enjoy.
Speaker 2:It.
Speaker 6:I'm not really enjoying it. I don't know about you. What the fuck is going on right now. I have no idea. It is so weird the direction that we have taken this fucking show. It just got so awkward. It's not right. It's like come on, it's got really awkward for a minute there, admit it.
Speaker 2:Okay. That's just awkward my okay was awkward Like what the fuck? I can't do anything right? Oh Like, come on, man Check this out.
Speaker 1:What the? Fuck man, I mean you're going to see that bacon on chicken bombs a little more.
Speaker 6:So we've been waiting for a good Marvel movie, right.
Speaker 1:Yes, are we getting in it? We getting in it.
Speaker 6:Deadpool's coming out.
Speaker 1:Yep, deadpool looks great.
Speaker 6:Deadpool's going to be opening up a lot of fucking little gateways of what's going to be going on in the MCU.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 6:Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:I have. What did you think? With. Harrison.
Speaker 1:Ford, that one, yeah, I'm interested, I'm interested.
Speaker 2:It's definitely got that Marvel feel. It's got that Marvel. Feel to it, not like all the other peripheral stuff that they've done. Feel to it, not like all the other like peripheral stuff that they've done, you know, with the shows and the eternals like the fucking whatever you know, like the like the BS movies that they put out.
Speaker 1:There's something to say in that movie.
Speaker 6:No, they gotta get back to putting a movie out each fucking year. Remember how they made you wait every year for a movie to come out, and then it fucking came out oh dude that was the shit.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what they're. That's what they're doing now, right or not?
Speaker 2:I remember no no, like what they're doing, it's like years now. Oh yeah, we're.
Speaker 1:We're talking like four years, like clips man like deadpool wolverine is the only fucking player this year. After that's done, then you're fucking 2025. And you got one or two coming out.
Speaker 6:After Endgame is when it fucking shit the bed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, of course it did. Well, how do you follow that?
Speaker 2:I mean, granted, they had a little celebration of themselves. They had a little pass of a little time they earned that honor of. Okay, we're going to wait a few years before we do something else.
Speaker 1:It's not even that they dipped their toe in the water. They touched on a couple things Without the major players and it fell Flat. So that's why.
Speaker 2:You're talking about the shows.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about the shows, the movies whatever Loki's good, loki's good.
Speaker 2:WandaVision was good.
Speaker 1:That was tough. Wandavision was good. That was tough, wandavision was tough. The first couple were tough.
Speaker 2:Yes, but like the end was good.
Speaker 1:And that played into Multiverse of Madness. That was fine, but they haven't gotten their bang for the buck. Why do you think they're bringing back Tony Stark? Why are they talking about Bringing back Chris Evans, like these guys should be done Retired from Marvel. Let me start. Why are they talking about bringing back Chris Evans?
Speaker 2:Like these guys should be done retired from Marvel Dude. They're icons, man, of course you can't just like not.
Speaker 1:But that's how it goes.
Speaker 2:Sure, but like the actors are still capable of like playing the role, yeah, like, let them play the role. You know, like, don't kill them off. You know, like, like, do the right thing here, like, like listen, I can't believe that's so hard to understand.
Speaker 6:Like spikely, all right, I mean, do the right thing. No, is that like a should?
Speaker 2:I have not said that. Where's the cricket thing?
Speaker 6:Yeah, like why was that so bad?
Speaker 2:Do we have a cricket? Sound.
Speaker 1:I don't think we have that anymore.
Speaker 2:No, but like we should have one right, yeah, yeah, Thanks.
Speaker 1:Thanks, host Shut up.
Speaker 2:Way to go host.
Speaker 1:Shut up before you get what you know you're going to get. Hello.
Speaker 6:You're on a TID show, alright. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Campfire Confessions, alright, with your host, bk Rod.
Speaker 1:K Rod.
Speaker 6:Maddie Thumping and Patty Pipes. No, we're not gonna do that. I was trying to see how awkward we can get that. It didn't really work out.
Speaker 2:Dude, we started out awkward you know this whole show has been awkward, we're all awful.
Speaker 1:Oh man, you're right, ben. Long live Trump. Agreed Till we can find a better fucking Republican.
Speaker 2:Nice, Ben found us on a Saturday.
Speaker 6:Was he wearing his Vibran panties? It's not his.
Speaker 2:But he may have Weared them. Those are in.
Speaker 1:Canada. Those vibrating panties Are in Canada.
Speaker 6:I think there's a Dual pair in fucking Boston.
Speaker 1:Are you saying his mother-in-law Fucking, sets his panties off?
Speaker 6:Since you sent these to me, I'm sending them to you Vroom, vroom, right back at you. Makes sense, then we're not good people.
Speaker 1:Totally makes sense then, we are not good people.
Speaker 6:Nobody cares.
Speaker 1:Ain't that the truth?
Speaker 6:Uh oh, looks like it's frozen on the TV, but we're good.
Speaker 1:That's fine. We can still hear each other. They actually still hear us on Facebook as well. Yeah, we're still rocking.
Speaker 2:We're still rocking on Facebook.
Speaker 6:As long as yeah, as long as we're still going, and why not?
Speaker 1:Wherever the next studio is, we make sure we have good internet connections.
Speaker 2:We got this crocodile Monday.
Speaker 6:That was a reach.
Speaker 1:He's harping on that one.
Speaker 2:The hat's just killing me, man. Whatever Like the hat in the headphones, it's not the hat, but like the hat. In the headphones it's just the hat, but like the hat In the headphones. In the headphones it's just like Okay, okay Well we know, we know full well. I'm gonna wrestle a crocodile tonight. He is not, you know what?
Speaker 1:Who is the guy who is his boy In Crocodile Dundee? The old guy, oh oh the movie. Yeah, what was the guy's name?
Speaker 2:The old dude, you know what I'm talking about. I'm gonna need, like, oh, the movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what was the guy's name? The old dude.
Speaker 2:You know who I'm talking about I'm going to need like 20 minutes on this one, I do know. But I do, I see it. I don't know the name. God, I hate everybody Right, gotta hit everybody right um. Pat's looking at me like I'm laying on like his fucking living room floor, oh what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 7:what the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 6:about you ever fucking say anything like that again like I'm getting lemons thrown at me.
Speaker 2:I don't, I don't know why. I don't know why this came up, but I don't even know this.
Speaker 1:Fuck who the fuck. Fuck that guy. What fuck him who? I don't care what happened?
Speaker 6:I don't know. Let's talk about it, come on. Come on, kevin, your house is cursed.
Speaker 2:Pat does know that.
Speaker 6:That's what Ben just said. I'm texting the new ones for the. I'm texting the new ones for the MIA.
Speaker 1:Garrett actually just Text Texted me. He said we are inches away from a civil war.
Speaker 6:Who said that, garrett?
Speaker 1:Yes, my buddy Garrett.
Speaker 2:Civil war, I would say Closer than that. You know, like with this whole, like Trump shooting stuff, like oh, I think it's on the precipice Like.
Speaker 1:I said there's a bunch of people locked and loaded right now Like Like when did that happen? Like today yeah, today like 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Did the person get apprehended.
Speaker 2:Dead Shot dead by secret service.
Speaker 1:Not even like Waswell. They didn't bother to take him into custody.
Speaker 6:That's weird. They just shoot him dead. Well, did he draw on the cops?
Speaker 2:I wasn't there, dude, he drawed on a fucking former president, I was in Kevin's kitchen eating ribs.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Like my daughter brought it to our attention. We're like what Like Trump got shot, like what you yawning, bro, like we boring you, like what's going on here, man.
Speaker 1:I'm her bad.
Speaker 2:spare tire what Spare tire, what, what the fuck.
Speaker 6:Who you talking to.
Speaker 2:Dude you. Okay, man, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 5:Damn fine, okay, alright, what?
Speaker 6:the fuck just happened.
Speaker 2:I don't know man Like you made some sort of.
Speaker 6:That's like something in the Matrix.
Speaker 2:He made sort of sounds.
Speaker 1:I was like what.
Speaker 2:I thought he said spare tire. I was like what?
Speaker 1:You don't remember spare tire From Married With Children. That was Bubba Smith's character.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, like now you say it.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:But then no, I didn't, so it was weird. Then Now it's okay.
Speaker 6:Totally fine.
Speaker 2:Like totally fine, like Pat in his hat.
Speaker 6:I can't even see shit, right. How long did we record?
Speaker 1:Like seven minutes A little over an hour recording. Like seven minutes.
Speaker 6:A little over an hour Really, yeah Hour and seven minutes.
Speaker 1:I'm going to pull a plug on this fucking shit show. Yeah, this is definitely. I don't know about that man.
Speaker 2:I think we're fucking rolling gold right now.
Speaker 6:Rolling gold.
Speaker 2:Yeah man To where I don't know Like wherever that fucking crocodile dundee hat takes us man.
Speaker 3:I laser focused on a Crocodile Dundee. Hey, hello, right, hello.
Speaker 6:Bobbit, hello, a dingo ate your baby. A dingo ate your baby. Hey, hi dingo ate your baby. A dingo ate your baby.
Speaker 2:Hi, that's a true story, man. Hey, if you were a dingo.
Speaker 1:And out of the ashes, Harry Caray comes back.
Speaker 6:If you were a dingo, would you eat a baby? I would, hi, I love dingoes. Hey dingo.
Speaker 2:The chocolate cake with the vanilla cream. I love those dingoes. Hey dingo, Get the chocolate cake with the vanilla cream. I love those dingoes that was so fucking bad.
Speaker 6:Sweet fucking Jesus. That was so fucking bad.
Speaker 1:You know what you need to fucking sing karaoke right now. That was how bad that was. That was terrible. You know what you need to fucking sing karaoke right now. That was how bad that was.
Speaker 5:That was terrible.
Speaker 6:That was the worst. Fucking 10 seconds of comedy. Fucking pick a song and sing some karaoke.
Speaker 2:I feel like that was like great Harry Carey.
Speaker 6:Pick a song what's your go-to. Pick a song what's your go-to.
Speaker 2:I told you earlier what is it.
Speaker 1:Come on, Eileen.
Speaker 6:Come on, eileen, no, your go-to I told you earlier what is it?
Speaker 2:come on, eileen, come on. No, what like? What the fuck is that man?
Speaker 1:it just sounds funny it just sounds like an everyday function what is yours?
Speaker 6:what is yours? No, I said it earlier what is it you can't remember? I'm sorry, come on. What is it it you can't remember it? I'm sorry, come on.
Speaker 1:What is it?
Speaker 2:Give it. Give it to him. It was Kryptonite by oh, Kryptonite.
Speaker 1:Kryp Three doors down yeah.
Speaker 6:Okay, kryptonite.
Speaker 2:You ready for this? I can't pull this off. No, you ready, I can walk around, are you? Ready, let it rip. I don't know if I'm ready, man Rip it.
Speaker 1:Like in my, feel free to sing in the mic.
Speaker 3:That was awful.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:After all, I knew it had to be something to you. I really don't mind what happens now and then. I'm sorry, my hand.
Speaker 5:I'm holding my hand.
Speaker 3:I wish it was your karaoke Until you went.
Speaker 1:That was the worst fucking.
Speaker 2:I need a teleprompter. Unlike Biden, I need a teleprompter.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, dude, the Joe Biden of the Take a Deep Show, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Dude, I wasn't ready, man, I wasn't ready.
Speaker 1:No problem, joe, we'll get you to questions ahead of time next time.
Speaker 6:Oh my fucking God, bro, jesus God, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5:I said Superman.
Speaker 6:Yeah, like six times in the wrong spot.
Speaker 2:Pretty much what it was. You know he's singing over me Like what the fuck was that dude? I didn't sing over him, whatever man.
Speaker 1:He was singing in place of you.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna leave in a huff in like two seconds. You won't do it. The fact you just said I'm gonna leave in a huff.
Speaker 1:Is leaving a huff Meaning I have to go pee.
Speaker 2:I might pee in my huff, but whatever man, it's my huff.
Speaker 6:I'll do what I want in my huff. Is that anger? What is that Like? What the fuck bro? You'll live in your huff Like David Asselhoff.
Speaker 1:Almost died there for a second.
Speaker 2:I'll do what I want in my huff.
Speaker 6:This is for the huff, oh bourbon.
Speaker 5:This is for the huff Wow. It's for the hop Wow. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Dude, what sucks is like he's just coming clear Of his gummy right now, and now we're drunk and now we're drunk.
Speaker 6:Yes, we're golden.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, we're not dude, we're not man.
Speaker 6:We're not. Why do you have to get so angry?
Speaker 1:You are a little out of hand.
Speaker 6:Yeah, there's no reason for that.
Speaker 2:Are you fucking focusing on me?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not doing karaoke anymore. Speak up.
Speaker 6:Yeah, reason because of you.
Speaker 2:Like fuck you number one. You can't sing Like fuck you number one.
Speaker 6:Number two you can't sing.
Speaker 2:I can't sing further than you, man.
Speaker 1:Do I hear a sing-off?
Speaker 6:Fucking let's go Pick some songs. Let's go. What do you want to do, like Jeremy?
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, yeah, oh fucking don't. You better fucking put on. Don't Stop right fucking now, right now.
Speaker 2:Giddy up bro, giddy Up man. From who we will verse for verse right now. Oh, verse for verse, what's your little fucking gay hat?
Speaker 1:It's not gay, it's Australian survival mode Dude that was driving him.
Speaker 3:Fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:And he had no idea why it was driving him crazy. You saw his eye fucking Until he fucking eyeballed that shit. He was like you, motherfucker, like you could see it in his eyebrows. Like you, motherfucker, like I just got off a gummy bro, and you're doing this shit to me the shit ain't right, bro, shit ain't right, uh-uh, not in this fucking town. I'm wearing this hat.
Speaker 6:I'm ready to fucking. Tack Crocs, let's go. Oh my god, what is? That by the way.
Speaker 2:It's a drill bit. It's a fucking drill bit.
Speaker 5:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Like why is that even on the fucking table?
Speaker 1:No idea. Found it here a couple weeks ago. I liked it. Get a little journey going. Don't stop believing.
Speaker 6:Can I give that rib to Ryder?
Speaker 1:If it's there, if Lily didn't need it, like yeah sure you know if it's there.
Speaker 2:If louis didn't need it, dude like yeah, sure you know, if it's still up there, yeah, like can you carry on for like five minutes what?
Speaker 1:what do you have to? Go fucking tuck the bib in and just want to heat it up, like you?
Speaker 2:guys, what like baby bird it doing? Like what can I heat it up? I don't know. Like, like, can you, like you gotta leave right now. Like to do this shit, like, is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6:I mean, we're an hour and 20 in and we're almost waiting right it's okay for you to get up and piss, but I can't get up and feed my child. No, what time? What?
Speaker 3:time is it?
Speaker 2:yeah, I mean no, like the answer is no, like like I'm sorry, is your child like four? Like, how old's the child?
Speaker 6:I'm not gonna have him fucking. Just go on to you how old is the child?
Speaker 2:I understand how old is the child? I'm not gonna. How old is the child? I wouldn't know. I want to hear you say it. How old? Yeah, uh-huh, someone's going to pee?
Speaker 1:No, I want to hear you say it. How old.
Speaker 5:Someone's going to pee.
Speaker 2:Are we done Go?
Speaker 1:ahead and eat that fucking shit up, man. Oh, saturday shenanigans went so far off the rails, what did?
Speaker 6:he say to me what a dick. You're a real fucking cunt.
Speaker 2:So first off, I'm not angrily leaving, I'm laughingly leaving Laughingly.
Speaker 1:Laughingly.
Speaker 6:You sound like a retard, uh-huh Right.
Speaker 1:How old's the?
Speaker 2:child.
Speaker 1:Hey, after you pee, can you heat up the rib?
Speaker 6:I gotta heat up the rib. How old is the child? How old is the child? Hey, FDUP, can you heat up the rib? I got to heat up the rib. How old? I'm not going to have him go in your kitchen. How old? Oh, my God, oh boy. Can we just like get a?
Speaker 1:number. How old? How old Obi, sweet Jesus, what's Obi got to do with it? What but a second hand emotion?
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 6:That was very awkward. I think I'll be. How old? That old oh my god, I'm hurt I'm hurt. How long have you been recording? Hour and 20 minutes. I think it's time to go all right, fuck that guy you don't want him coming back no, this is are you okay? No, all right I'm injured so we'll call it quits I think it.
Speaker 1:I think that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 6:It's not like we got shot in a year or anything oh, have you heard the new, uh, the new m&m I was gonna say you, you're playing new m, aren't you?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, buddy which one of these talks about the retards there was a couple, there was a couple, uh, a couple tracks that uh were getting talked about.
Speaker 7:Well, we did it. Now, I know right, it's beautiful, ain't it? Yeah, you happy now, bitch Yup. Alright, you got what you wanted. Yeah, but Let me go Stop, never.
Speaker 7:Why does it feel like I'm always being tortured? The bad apple spoils the whole orchard Used to read comic books, to learn more words. Cause, deep down, I'm a dork, just a core nerd, meaning nerd to the core, till I'm cornered. Then I'm the coroner.
Speaker 7:What shot is this? First? Second, it's your third. Vision is more blurred, speech is more slurred, can't even form words. It's like a dream, up inside of a dream.
Speaker 7:I'm trapped in this worse than I could have imagined. It's madness. Can't wake up. Try my damnedest, but old habits are coming back. And now transgenders attack us Frontwards and backwards. They laughing, throw midgets at us. This ain't no dream now. Huh, see what I mean.
Speaker 7:Now you see how they're trying to make me out To be some kind of mean, vile, obscene, foul prick. I kick one freestyle by beating down a special needs child, and these people freak out out. Told you we'd get slaughtered for saying retarded, oh, marshall's getting the conscience. Fuck this. You may come as a shock. I have you astonished regardless. Here's the thing about retarded people? What they don't fucking know. They're retarded. Well, okay, you want a fat shame, bitch Two can play that game. What you want to judge people? Yeah, matter of fact, ain't you the same one who hated bullies calling you bad names? Yeah, then you turn around and did the exact same. So just immature, and literally, you're still mentally 13 and so thirsty for some controversy. You're still picking on Christopher Reeves? Yeah, but you're me and we're a team, so that means we're in cahoots. That's conspiracy to commit murder Lyrically, so clearly.
Speaker 7:You're the accessory, like Jewelry. You ain't the judge of the jury, you're just as guilty. You rip on paraplegics, man, seriously. Oh bitch, it's a joke. No, it's not. It's embarrassing, like David Carradine, found with a pair of jeans At his ankles and belt round his learnings. I know it's a scary scene. They're coming with everything. Little people are trolling me. They're saying they've had it up to here with me. Oh, hilarity, come on. Nah, fuck, yeah.
Speaker 6:How good is that fucking song?
Speaker 1:He is fucking on another level, man.
Speaker 6:Bro, that album is fucking great, if you haven't heard it yet the death of Slim Shady, eminem's new fucking album.
Speaker 1:Another level.
Speaker 6:It's good shit. He's got a couple bangers on that. Got another one called Head Honchos. That's a good one. He makes fun of a lot of trans and retarded people. I like where his head's at. Yeah, that's a of trans and retarded people I like where his head's at. Yeah, that's a great thing about retarded people.
Speaker 1:Is this all on YouTube?
Speaker 6:This guy I don't even like we should turn the camera. We should just turn the camera in our direction.
Speaker 1:Well, he doesn't need to be on the camera.
Speaker 6:No.
Speaker 1:Are we?
Speaker 6:still recording, yeah, we just listened to a great Eminem song.
Speaker 2:Well, he doesn't need to be on the camera. No, are we still recording?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we just listened to a great Eminem song and you missed it, you wouldn't sing karaoke to it, you wouldn't know the words.
Speaker 2:The paraplegic, one. No, oh boy.
Speaker 6:Well they have. The Christopher Reeves dance Is one of the songs.
Speaker 1:I saw that. All four, by the way. Great album.
Speaker 6:Fuck him, he's dead.
Speaker 1:Who gives a?
Speaker 6:shit Albums. It's great, just that.
Speaker 7:This part right here. We'll be right back. What I know? It's a scary scene. They're coming with everything.
Speaker 7:Little people are trolling me. They're saying they've had it up to here with me. Oh, hilarity, come on, nah, do your thing. Fuck deaf people. Yeah, well, between me and you, I think they've had it up to here with me too.
Speaker 7:What the fuck? Sorry, I'm not perfect as you, marshall Punching down on little people. Yeah, not cool Bucks, you just sound like a dick. Wait, nah, fool what. When I say fuck Mitch, I mean Ja Rule. Oh, and I know that Chris Reid song was recorded in 2004 for Encore.
Speaker 7:Yeah, fuck, you take it off for Cause he died. Man, that motherfucker did that bullshit on purpose to ruin the song for us. Man, I never seen a bigger pussy than you, bitch. Look at all the shit the media's putting me through Cause of all the fuck shit that you pushed me to do. Should've knew when I found you. You were just too good to be true. That's how we end up in these quagmires. You said you had my back liar, but I helped you get your stacks higher. That's diamond sales except fires. Rat Outro Music To say everything.
Speaker 7:You didn't have the balls to say what you were thinking, but in a more diabolic way. You fed me pills in a bottle of alcohol a day. Okay, maybe Me, you're right. I took over you totally. You were socially awkward to you, molded me. Yeah, you was a loner and nobody cuz of me. You didn't take shit from nobody. Now Look at you. What now? You, just little scaredy cat, got to shove like Shakira's ass. So look at your reflection staring back. Bitch, it's just a mirror. Lax man. You're so full of shit you need mirror, lax. Open your mouth and shit flies out, just lies. You thinking you can whip my ass? Undo these zip ties? You can just undo my feet and keep my hands tied Cause like an avalanche, I'd still win by a landslide. Oh, you think so, bitch? Yeah, I know so. Okay, your hands and feet, I'll let them both go. Give me that gun. No, don't rear naked, choke, hold, let me go yo here, take it, bozo, yeah you know what's like.
Speaker 2:Different than him as to any other rapper. You know what he's saying. You can hear what he's saying.
Speaker 6:It's not that like mumble rap, crap, shit, that's been a thing for like a bit he pronounces every word and the word he would have for Maddie right now is bag of shit, bag of shit, bag of shit. He's not making the campfire commission.
Speaker 2:No, I mean come on, man, that's rough. If we were going to throw that moniker on somebody. It might be you.
Speaker 6:You show your fucking pile after your little gummy experience. All right, sorry, mr you.
Speaker 2:Don't you know like I'm just saying, man, like there's no need to pick on maddie, like I'm not picking on him. Yeah, oh you coming, you, you soft cunt you're a dumb hard cunt bro, fucking hard cunt man.
Speaker 6:I think we gotta call it quits, because he's about to pass the fuck out.
Speaker 2:Fucking hard. Man Like a tortoise shell Fucking hard.
Speaker 6:Alright, we're gonna call it quits, because this guy's about to pass the fuck out and it does not look good. What do you think? Look at him.
Speaker 5:What are we doing?
Speaker 2:live you just shook it off, man, he's fine no we're good Until next time.
Speaker 6:we're going to try and do the fucking campfire confessions, but I don't know if that's working tonight. Are we're going to try and do the fucking campfire confessions, but I don't know if that's working tonight.
Speaker 1:Are we even going to be able to light a fire tonight?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, dude, Dude, Been fucking lighting fires all day bro.
Speaker 6:Let's go.
Speaker 3:Camp car Pet Pet Blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 6:I'm retarded.
Speaker 1:See you on Facebook in 20 minutes. I'm a retard.
