The Take It Deep Show

Ep. 98 Action Movie Showdowns, Gangster Classics, and Superhero Speculations: A Nostalgic Journey with Hilarious Tangents

Cakes, Matty, Aubz Season 5 Episode 98

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Ever wondered why "Predator" didn't make the cut in our top 25 action movies of the 1980s? Join us on the "Take a Deep Show" as we kick off with some hilarious antics involving cowbells and tambourines, before diving headfirst into a heated debate about iconic action flicks. From the explosive scenes in "Cobra" and "Terminator" to the unforgettable moments in "Rambo," our conversation is packed with nostalgia and surprises. We'll also share some personal stories, like Kevin's door installation adventures and Matty's golf escapades, guaranteed to make you laugh.

As the night heats up, we shift gears to discuss the top 10 gangster movies of all time, with passionate arguments about the rankings of "Goodfellas," "Casino," and "The Untouchables." We'll reminisce about legendary performances by Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, and even throw in some love for lesser-known gems like "Johnny Dangerously" and "New Jack City." Our light-hearted banter about Steven Seagal's and Tom Cruise's '80s classics, along with our playful take on movie genres needing pronouns, will keep you entertained from start to finish.

Finally, we venture into the world of upcoming superhero movies, exploring Marvel and Sony's latest releases, and speculating on potential character crossovers. From Deadpool's rumored appearances to the delays surrounding "Blade," our discussion is filled with excitement and anticipation. We'll also touch on the current state of baseball with some candid thoughts on the New York Yankees. So, grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy a rollicking episode that blends humor, debate, and nostalgia in perfect harmony!

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Speaker 1:

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Speaker 2:

Ah, eddie, monday Minaj, yeah, oh, now he's going to cowbell it out. Look at this guy.

Speaker 3:

Fucking guy just went to the cowbell for himself.

Speaker 2:

Unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take a Deep Show Monday, minaj.

Speaker 3:

It's actually funny. You did that because I was going to pull that tambourine off that fucking thing and start slamming it.

Speaker 2:

You got three guys on the Monday Menage. This is great. Late night, late night.

Speaker 3:

Late night sausage fest on the Menage.

Speaker 2:

What was remember that show back in the day? Sausage Party? No, it was on HBO. It was like the Playboy Calls at Night. You no, it was on HBO, it was like the Playboy Calls at Night. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. What was it called? You know it, you struck to it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm sure I have, I don't know it was Night Calls, yeah, something like that, or.

Speaker 2:

Taxi Cab Confession. Ladies and gentlemen, fans of the Take a Deep Show, welcome to Night Calls with the TID crew.

Speaker 1:

All with the TID crew.

Speaker 2:

All right, so we're taking your calls On Pat's phone. Yeah, 1-866-big. B-i-g-g, tommy, yeah, t-o-m-y, we're just going 866-BIG. That's it. Welcome to the show. Two hands big. We're not even getting into it because kevin kevin finds it disturbing that we still talk about. Did you fixate?

Speaker 1:

on it I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of tough to not fixate on it when somebody's life with large hands says there's something bigger than a two-hander. Well, wouldn't you want to know? Oh, you mother fucker this is 100 and something episodes in a row that somebody leaves the sound on. I can't believe I'm even awake for this right now.

Speaker 2:

We're good. Matty just got back from fucking his golf outing. Kevin put up 42 doors today. I melted my ball sack on my fucking my company car. It was hot, it was a warm day today, yeah, but we actually got some good shit. What, who? Well, we're going to have a. We're going to do two lists tonight. We got two lists, jess. So we're going to go over the best action movies, 25 best action movies. That's a lot. Top 25 action movies of the 1980s, of the 1980s. All right, I'm sitting there and the fact that I said one that's not on there, that list, means nothing to me now.

Speaker 3:

I actually agree with your commentary on it, because that's, that's top movie. Yeah, top five easily, yep.

Speaker 2:

Especially with actors in their prime, not even in their prime, their young days. In that movie You'll be very surprised. It's not Predators, not on there.

Speaker 3:

Well, we didn't get to the list yet, that's the only one I get.

Speaker 2:

Is your Instagram filled up with Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff now?

Speaker 1:

Because mine is Is it.

Speaker 2:

I mean, it is all over my Instagram.

Speaker 1:

I don't check it.

Speaker 2:

You know what Instagram is. I do.

Speaker 3:

I have the little thing, Then again yeah, you're not on there. Have you signed in the last 400 days?

Speaker 1:

Probably.

Speaker 2:

It's gotten to the point of every other video is something with Arnold?

Speaker 1:

Well, you spend too much time on it.

Speaker 2:

No, what are you talking about? We got to send videos to each other, like we do every day. That's true, and there's times when you send a lot. There's times when you send a lot. He'll hit you for a three banger real quick.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He could hit you with eight in one hour Less than that. It's like you guys didn't see that one. I'm sorry there was an increased influx of fucking.

Speaker 3:

Instagram Still downloading. Sorry, sometimes I go on a run.

Speaker 2:

You're going on some good runs, but you don't have to send it to me also on TikTok.

Speaker 3:

Do I send them?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you send the TikTok videos to the group and then you send it to the fucking. I didn't realize this. I'm like I know I saw this already. Sorry, no, it's okay, my bad, you're in, like you should be our fucking, our advertiser.

Speaker 1:

I kind of am. Yeah, he kind of is Are you doing a real bitch?

Speaker 3:

Step it up, bro. I'm sorry, fucking step it up, sorry I'll do more.

Speaker 2:

No, it's everything. It's all like 70s, 80s people singing in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. Then he had the David Bowie one, oh God, where he sang White Wedding. That was terrible. Oh my God, it was terrible. But whoever does, the voice is fucking great, that's all I know.

Speaker 3:

But we also have another list. What's the other list? Top 10 gangster movies.

Speaker 2:

Is there a time frame or no?

Speaker 1:

No, Gangster movies. Gangster movies huh.

Speaker 2:

Hmm, what was the one? That's a good one. The Untouchables Definitely on there. Great movie that's got to be on there.

Speaker 3:

We'll have to go through the list.

Speaker 2:

I got some jeopardy music lined up for that trip. Excellent, yeah. And then we could fucking. How is everybody's fourth? There's just another day to get drunk, another day, another day another day for kevin to talk shit while playing back yard games.

Speaker 1:

Oh, um yeah, just another day for my dog to be just like broken, you know, from fireworks, like she doesn't do well with storms or fireworks, and especially like days upon days.

Speaker 3:

I am going out and I'm buying 180 shot mat of firecrackers and I'm lighting it off in your fucking backyard, jesus.

Speaker 1:

God, no, you're not. Fuck your dog.

Speaker 2:

What, wow? Do you know which dog you're talking about? I'm assuming Coda. Yeah, she needs some Xanny bars.

Speaker 3:

She fucking stepped on my toe when I came in the house. If I had any energy I would have swung my hydroflask at her.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'm wondering if she can take that anxiety she has trying to build stuff with clothes, to build stuff with clothes, to like build stuff. What are you talking about when she takes all the clothes and blankets out of like an area? And just so you want to explain what happened when we got back to the house. Did you pee in a litter box? No, you didn't pee in a litter box. What was up with the bathroom? What Koda did in the bathroom? Look like you were burglarized.

Speaker 1:

Oh, in my bathroom yeah.

Speaker 3:

What Dakota do in the bathroom.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know what you were talking about, man. Holy shit, you must have been hammered that night to forget. No, like she, like I, have this like laundry hampered cart holds like four fucking cloth hampers, you know yeah, yeah um, that was knocked over and across the room, oh, um, clothes, just like it looked like someone broke into my house. Um boxes like uh, you know then, big fucking tupperware, fucking crates with lids yeah um, we got like towels for the hot tub and whatever Knocked over you know just like what the fuck happened to this room?

Speaker 1:

Holy shit, a dog burglar.

Speaker 3:

Was that because of the fireworks?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I wasn't home.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, it didn't help when where were you on the 4th, that you weren't?

Speaker 1:

home. I ran over to my buddy Radu's house.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, what'd you do on the 4th? That's nice, I was at Frank's house.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was. We sent the invite when. Huh, where was the invite?

Speaker 3:

Well, I told out with.

Speaker 1:

Alex, it was. You know what, it was man.

Speaker 3:

Did you go to Radu's also?

Speaker 1:

And I sweat like I just drank too much to drive the caramel. That was kind of how I weighed it. He drank a lot, I drank a lot. That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 2:

Well, he got into his normal banter when he's drunk and we're playing bocce, really, really, You're going to go for that. But what happened was he was to the point of, he was to the point of, like, oh, let me poke the bear and see what happens. So he was on the teeter-tottering the drunkness and let me throw a zinger in there. So he throws one of the bocces and it just did it again. We lost again. No, we're good, it's gone. Okay, we're good, it's not showing up on the TV. Oh, we're back, we're alright, we're live. So I don't know why it keeps on pausing like that. Oh, cause there's updates, great. So he throws one of the bocce's. By the way, bocce is a great game, it is a great game. His buddy Radu is a great game. It is a great game, great game. Uh, his buddy radu is a fucking ringer. Dude has a.

Speaker 2:

He has a trophy so he's got his own court yeah, he made his own court in the backyard, so this shows you what type of shit you're dealing with.

Speaker 3:

So you don't play bocce ball with red radu, yeah, okay. And you don't play cornhole with orbs.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so I suck at backyard games now.

Speaker 3:

I can't wait until I get jarred. I'm not too bad at bocce though.

Speaker 2:

You're okay, you know, don't play it. So I was on Radu's side. So any shot I took, he just Obliterated you. Yeah, I was like this is unfair.

Speaker 3:

Get your ball off my court.

Speaker 1:

I was like this is unfair. Get your ball off my court.

Speaker 2:

I should not be playing the home field advantage guy. I mean it's just crazy. So he throws a bocce, kevin, and it just rolls a few feet. I'm like, hey, karen, you think you can put a little oomph into it. The second I say, karen, it was like a burning ember that started a forest fire. Oh cause, Radu starts saying it, it just starts going around and he really did not accept the joke and was very upset so what you're saying is there's no more PC, but it's going to be the K word from now on.

Speaker 3:

It fits so well.

Speaker 2:

Oh boy, it just does sometimes. What was the PC Pussy gun? Yeah, we can get rid of that.

Speaker 3:

That's the old shit, that's out.

Speaker 2:

It was so easy because it slides off your tongue a lot, like Kevin does, like Karen, you know. Oh, but he, of course I didn't win any games again.

Speaker 3:

Sounds like you're being a little bit of a Karen A little bit.

Speaker 2:

I think I have to give up on backyard games because I can't win any of them. I'll never play him again in cornhole. I can't win any of them. I'll never play him again in cornhole. And even for somebody else who I spoke to about your cornhole prowess, red Dew is like yeah he's good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this we know.

Speaker 2:

This we know. Kevin can say he's arm-tarting and he's just warming up and boom, boom, boom, three fucking holes.

Speaker 3:

I think we got to get him off his home field with his own bags and his own boards and see if he can still perform.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if that's. I really don't, because he has the same fucking motion when he's throwing Same one and he just dials in when we play. Got to focus. You know, it's like two fucking morons picking up beanbags. Look at this. Look at these two retards and Kevin's like yeah 21, to 3, really, really, you know wow, and it's.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna actively take that out of my I don't think you can dude.

Speaker 2:

I don't think you can take that out what else does he do?

Speaker 1:

I do whatever.

Speaker 3:

I want Dude. I don't think you can take that out.

Speaker 1:

What else does he do Really, I?

Speaker 2:

do whatever I want. That was good. You don't control me. I really like that. Well done, sir. I drank beer.

Speaker 3:

For the first time in years, frank and I ended up drinking a case of beer, a handle of vodka and almost a bottle of scotch.

Speaker 2:

Who was setting the fireworks?

Speaker 3:

off. No fireworks.

Speaker 2:

What On the 4th Two?

Speaker 3:

drunk, two fat drunk, but there was nobody around who was shooting them off. Yeah, you heard some going off, but no one really cared, we were just getting drunk.

Speaker 2:

God? What is July 4th? What is it that turned into it, man? I used to love the 4th Pool was open.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I will tell you that. My brother-in-law, on Saturday, put on a fucking fireworks display that rivaled any fucking display the Gucci Brothers.

Speaker 2:

Somebody else put up a fucking fireworks display that they did in a cul-de-sac and it. Somebody else put up A fucking firework display that they did in a cul-de-sac and it was absurd. I have to say All cakes were set up and all of them were going off and the other things all set up.

Speaker 3:

They, they screw the fireworks down to fucking plywood. And he had Three or four. No, he had five fucking Pie pieces of plywood with fucking fireworks on. How big were the mortars? Well, the mortars were separate. He put the mortars in You're talking like a box.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like he screwed the box to the plywood so it wouldn't go anywhere.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, good move, good move. I saw some crazy stuff on social media. Good move, good move. I saw some crazy stuff on social media.

Speaker 3:

And then he puts the mortars in milk crates, and he had four milk crates of mortars. Give me that. Tv remote and he wires everything to a fucking control panel and he fucking sits at the front of the house and fucking bangs buttons, control panel on what? He wires it so he can shoot off whatever he wants whenever he wants. So he wants to shoot board oneitch that button. While board one's Going off, he could fucking drop a couple fucking Mortar shells off. It's fucking insane. He had a wire.

Speaker 2:

All that yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm sure, like once you like know how to do it, it ain't that hard, I think that's something we should.

Speaker 2:

We should Do the TID fireworks special Well you know how good we are with technology.

Speaker 1:

I almost got some in South Carolina and brought them back. That's a terrible idea.

Speaker 3:

Someone's going to the hospital If we do that.

Speaker 1:

You get the big big boys. I mean you get the big big boys in PA. Same difference. There's a certain level. I feel that's a little more dangerous In the south when you buy them down south.

Speaker 3:

Well, you're buying ph Fireworks in the South, you're buying Phantom Fireworks in Pennsylvania. It's the same shit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm just saying I don't know, because I pass when I drop Rye off. There are some huge facilities for fireworks in Pennsylvania Huge, and they're right on the border of New York, oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

For a reason, phantom Fireworks is based out of Philly. Oh yeah, for a reason Phantom fireworks is based out of Philly. Is it phantom?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's a big one. I think it is because I remember seeing that fucking like a ghostly Ghoul on a billboard. Yeah, oh, and there was another one Too, because they were right across from each other.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm sure there's competing ones. Phantom fireworks has a hundred million Plus a year in fireworks Sales. That doesn't seem a lot, a hundred million yeah.

Speaker 2:

You would figure, you know, is that just in one day?

Speaker 3:

No, that's for the fucking year.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like you can buy them all year. Yeah, I know you can buy them all year around. I would figure theirs will go up significant amount because of I mean, that's the 4th of July.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the Ukrainian idiots that we have living in this country. Ukraine's jacking up the fireworks. Are we sending fireworks over to Ukraine now?

Speaker 2:

Is that what we're doing? Binomics? Yeah, buddy, sorry, that's not a missile. You see coming off the F-15. That's actually a fucking Roman candle. That's it. Yeah, the emergency flares? No, it's not. Those are fucking jumping jacks. You remember jumping jacks, right?

Speaker 3:

I sure do. I lit a pack of those off in my fucking bedroom.

Speaker 2:

One time I remember jumping jacks.

Speaker 1:

I got my ass beat so bad.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's what the yeah, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 2:

Why? What happened? Are you talking about calisthenics? Yeah, dian, know what you're saying why?

Speaker 1:

What happened? Are you talking about calisthenics?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, dianetics, what Diuretics?

Speaker 2:

Pat, did you just shit yourself? No, I almost did. I'm just waiting for all this to come out.

Speaker 3:

Funny thing, it's going to come out the same way it went down.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's so bad, but I got to do it. I got to lose some weight and detoxify this beautiful body.

Speaker 3:

Moving on Bourbon's good. Every time I take a sip it's like. It's like swallowing nails.

Speaker 1:

So you guys wanna tackle One of these lists.

Speaker 2:

I think we should. And Where'd you get the list from? Well, facebook. So you guys want to tackle one of these lists?

Speaker 3:

I think we should, and I'm a. Where'd you get the list from? Well, facebook, yeah, that's so fake. Whatever it fucking made sense.

Speaker 2:

What was that list I showed you? Remember the Forbes? Forbes made a top 20, top 10, top 10 rappers of all time right.

Speaker 3:

It's got to be nonsense.

Speaker 2:

They had Nicki Minaj and somebody else in front of. Biggie and Eminem and I'm like get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3:

Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2:

Billboard has no credibility no, no it was Forbes though.

Speaker 1:

Well, yeah, but these are the same.

Speaker 3:

And.

Speaker 2:

Billboard. When they put a list out, they suck. I'll say right here first Billboard sucks. Oh, fuck that. I mean. What do we got, okay? So what we're going to do is this let's remember our pin code.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, kev, sometimes when you log into Gmail you have to have a pin code. Didn't know if you knew that Can.

Speaker 1:

I share a little info. No, Did he get in trouble somehow? Who?

Speaker 2:

me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, for what I don't know, got in there a pin code now when I get onto my phone security. Erie, I don't care, so I'm gonna go with my phone, have a blast.

Speaker 3:

Why is he searching city slickers? I don't understand. Looks like, so I do. Looks like so much work.

Speaker 1:

So much work. But it said like you could, either just you know you could like pitch in, or you could just be along for the ride.

Speaker 3:

I would be a fat, lazy fucker. You'd get in for the experience.

Speaker 2:

No, I want to get in for the experience. How much was that thing?

Speaker 1:

Honestly, I didn't look at pricing it.

Speaker 3:

Pat wants to deliver a calf.

Speaker 1:

You want to deliver a calf. It's more of a. You want to deliver a calf?

Speaker 3:

You want to put your hand inside the cow.

Speaker 2:

Give me those long plastic gloves down to my elbow. You know, down to my elbow and I'm reaching in fucking full bore. You're going elbow deep, let's go. I'm going elbow deep. I'm keeping the face out. Got to keep the face out, but I'm going elbow deep. Face out, but I'm going elbow deep. I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1:

That's a movie that you, kevin, I got its legs. My arms are too short, that's a movie that should get remade.

Speaker 2:

You would get sucked in. You would get sucked in and rebirthed. The calf came out. Where's?

Speaker 1:

Maddie Right, the cow hiccuped and Matt's gone. That's it.

Speaker 2:

That is not funny, I still see his little feet, they're sticking out.

Speaker 3:

Why are your feet?

Speaker 2:

hanging out of the cow. It'll be great because it's like she's giving birth to you. I'm able to pull you out by your feet and you're full of gelatin. I said I don't want to be full of the goo. That's so fucking bad and disgusting. Yeah, I can see you getting sucked in dude Alright, so we got.

Speaker 3:

Mikey says let the boy watch.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's a good one. I think it's up there too. You, son of a whore? Nope, what are you doing over there, kev?

Speaker 3:

Let the boy watch.

Speaker 2:

Don't touch it ever again. Okay, don't you ever fucking put your fucking hands.

Speaker 1:

He leaves it off, because now I'm going to have to Shut up bitch.

Speaker 2:

All right All right Moving on. Don't touch that fucking board. I'm going to go up and get that heavy knife Dude. That knife is like 40 pounds. Yeah, that's a bad ass.

Speaker 1:

That would do some work, man.

Speaker 2:

That's a bad ass medieval knife.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, quarter of a hog with that.

Speaker 2:

You ever see that fucking thing? He has no.

Speaker 1:

It's a the big one. You've never held the big one. You've never held the big one, the serrated one.

Speaker 3:

Not in this house. Pause.

Speaker 1:

No, not the sword, this is more of like a battle axe. This thing is like a. It weighs about four pounds, man Bro.

Speaker 2:

And it's not straight, it's this fucking curved like teardrop, oh yeah, and it weighs so much, and that is the perfect murdering machine.

Speaker 3:

I should bring over one of the fucking cheese knives I'm like, should you?

Speaker 2:

leave this around the kitchen with Obi.

Speaker 3:

Fucking handle. It's fucking. You could do some fucking damage with that shit. That's like fucking holding a machete.

Speaker 2:

Then I was like where's the meat tenderizer?

Speaker 3:

One only uses the meat tenderizer when you're making chicken cutlets, you know.

Speaker 2:

All right, so let's do this, so now we have. Well, this is from facebook. Top 25 list of action movies in the 1980s. I'd like to see what, uh, everybody who's watching. I'd like to see them. Give us some names of movies Out there From the 1980s, remember from the 1980s, 1980 action movies. Best 25 list of action movies.

Speaker 1:

Now is this Going by what sales Like ticket sales?

Speaker 3:

I don't know Stop.

Speaker 1:

It's a list. Stop. It's a fucking Facebook list. For Christ's sake.

Speaker 3:

What sales? Like ticket sales. I don't know. Stop fucking asking too many questions. It's a list. Stop. It's a fucking Facebook list, for Christ's sake. It was just interesting, fucking interesting.

Speaker 1:

Like some fucking parameters here man.

Speaker 3:

Well, no, you're like the fucking three guys Golfing in front of me all fucking day, taking their time like Tiger fucking Woods.

Speaker 1:

Fucking issues golfing, you know, wow, so A little bit. Tiger fucking woods. Fucking issues golfing, you know, wow, wow so Man's angry A little bit.

Speaker 2:

Jesus, his arms are crossed. Look at him, he's like permanent anger. Just unhinge, bro, unhinge. Just Where's angry?

Speaker 1:

elf, I don't have that on me. You don't have that on you, no. What the fuck have you been?

Speaker 2:

doing Anywho, really, really. So if you're out there watching us on Facebook Live and want to message us, what movie do you think makes the top 25 action movie of all time from the?

Speaker 3:

1980s.

Speaker 2:

Throw a movie out there. I'm still disgusted by the fact that the one I said and it's not even on there.

Speaker 3:

The list. Did omit that's a top three. Maybe Did omit Red Dawn. Who's in it?

Speaker 2:

Red Dawn did not make the list, are you?

Speaker 3:

asking who was in Red Dawn. Tell me you're not asking that, no, because you didn't know it was Red Dawn before you said who was in Red Dawn.

Speaker 2:

Tell me you're not asking that. No, because you didn't know it was Red.

Speaker 1:

Dawn before he was set. I mean, as far as action it's a good movie, you know it's. There's a couple of explosions in that movie, you know, like it's not necessarily an action movie. I wouldn't think.

Speaker 3:

but when was the last time you watched that? I think you should re-watch it.

Speaker 2:

You're not watching the one with Chris Hemsworth, are you? No, it sounds like it.

Speaker 1:

Honestly.

Speaker 3:

Thor's fighting the Chinese.

Speaker 1:

Dude if you rewatch.

Speaker 2:

it Sounds like you're watching a movie on HGTV. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

If you rewatch it there's like four or five explosions in that movie.

Speaker 3:

No, there's not. There are some great fucking battles in that movie yeah.

Speaker 2:

A lot of Wolverines screaming on top of the mountains. No, I get it.

Speaker 1:

Not four explosions. Trust me, I love the movie. It's a great movie, but like I don't know, these fucking guys are throwing grenades everywhere.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, fuck, man. Four explosions, get the fuck out of here. All All right. If you were to guess what would be in the top, okay, let's do it this way, apparently. We're getting no help from, yeah, nobody wants to help us out on fucking live chat.

Speaker 1:

Thanks, people. Go fuck yourselves. What would be our personal top five?

Speaker 2:

Let's do it Well our personal top from the 80s.

Speaker 3:

Ooh God, that's a tough one man, that's going to take me some time.

Speaker 1:

I got tons, definitely got Cobra in there. Yeah, cobra, see I'd have to go, marion, cobra you gotta go Terminator, you gotta go Predator, you gotta go Rambo. Commando, I don't know if, like how the Rambo Franchise counts, like we just take Rambo as a whole, or like Rambo 3, I would say Rambo 1 and Like we just take it Rambo as a whole. No, specific movie Rambo 3.

Speaker 2:

I would say what Rambo 1 and 2 were in the 80s. Rambo 3, I think, was probably in the 80s.

Speaker 3:

I would say Rambo 2, not Rambo 1.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that was more like.

Speaker 2:

Rambo 1 is just the precursor of the action.

Speaker 1:

It's more stealthy than.

Speaker 3:

They had to see if it made any money before they. This is true, commando.

Speaker 1:

So how many is that?

Speaker 2:

That sounds like five right there.

Speaker 3:

And we didn't even scratch the surface yet. Wait until you see some of the ones on there. You're like die hard.

Speaker 2:

The fact that Fucking Red Dawn is not on there Is insane. That's a terrible omission.

Speaker 1:

Who's on it, though? Lethal weapon in there. The fact that fucking Red Dawn is not on there is insane.

Speaker 3:

That's a terrible omission.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean who's on it, though? Run it. Lethal Weapon in there. Two Lethal Weapon 2 is in there.

Speaker 2:

Lethal Weapon 2. Yep, that's a great movie. That's a good one too. That is a good one. That's with the Germans.

Speaker 3:

It's the master race.

Speaker 1:

Yes, Karen Karen.

Speaker 2:

We've talked about this, karen's the master race. Let me tell you.

Speaker 3:

I believe. I believe he refers to the, the head bad guy as Adolf a couple times too. I'm just saying Smell. Gibson Listen. We all know how Matt Gibson Feels about the Jews.

Speaker 2:

Part five. Part five got the the okay Green light. Yes, and he's doing it Through his studio With Mark Wahlberg and fucking Yep and somebody else. Somebody Robert Downey Jr Just bought into it.

Speaker 3:

Fucking Iron man 2 yeah he's into.

Speaker 2:

He's into the studio as well. Like you got Alien, alien Dude. That was In the 70s, though no Alien, yes, it is Well the first one First one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

Aliens, that's a good one. I'm trying to think Tron Platoon.

Speaker 1:

Was that not on the list? That was not on the list.

Speaker 2:

That was more of a dramatic Action movie. There wasn't a lot of.

Speaker 3:

There were a couple stupid ones on there, but yeah, fuck a platoon Platoon dude, great movie.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to think of the old shit my dad used to have Recorded on VHS. Above the law.

Speaker 1:

You got full metal jacket. If you got platoon Full metal jacket, how about this one you ready?

Speaker 3:

Invasion USA, chuck Norris. Oh my God, delta Force, great movie.

Speaker 2:

Delta Force. Delta Force on there.

Speaker 3:

No, what the?

Speaker 2:

fuck, you're getting mad. Clint Eastwood you got to think Clint Eastwood movies, mad Max.

Speaker 3:

You're right, there is one Clint Eastwood on there. You're never going to guess which one, though, unless you're looking at the email in the 80s.

Speaker 2:

I knew you sent me something, totally forgot.

Speaker 1:

Let's see who was he in it with? Do you know? Can you tell me that?

Speaker 3:

there was no like monster that fucking that ugly blonde bitch that he was banging. That was in all his movies. I forget her name wasn't a lot of big stars in there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can't think of it. What was it? Sudden Impact, sudden Impact, that's considered. That's really, that's a Dirty Harry movie, really.

Speaker 3:

Listen. I don't oh my.

Speaker 2:

God.

Speaker 1:

Great movie. I don't agree with it. I can't believe that's considered an action movie.

Speaker 3:

Not top 25, but great movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's the go ahead, make my day.

Speaker 3:

That's where I came from. No, that was an earlier Dirty Harry Above the.

Speaker 2:

Law is number one.

Speaker 3:

See, I don't know if they're missing. The minority Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2:

I like it because I look like Steven Seagal Steven.

Speaker 1:

Seagal no fucking way Black.

Speaker 2:

Rain Great fucking movie, that is a good one. 48 Great fucking movie, that is a good one. 48 Hours.

Speaker 3:

Yep Classic.

Speaker 2:

I don't know that one. Oh, beverly Hills Cop, I just saw the new one Did you watch Axel F?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I tried to watch the new one. I couldn't make it.

Speaker 3:

Oh, no, really yeah.

Speaker 1:

And this was right after watching Beverly Hills Cop.

Speaker 2:

It's okay. It's not great. It's okay. It's right after watching Beverly Hills Cop. It's okay. The original one.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's not great, it's okay. Does he just look old? It's like, no, not too bad. No, no, he's still funny as shit, though Axel Foley's just moving slow. No, no, not really Like. I saw Taggart and Rosewood on there. They look like they dug him up out of the fucking Dude this is this is one of my favorites of all time, right here.

Speaker 1:

Tango and Cash.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, dude, that is a fucking classic. Look at that.

Speaker 2:

That's fucking great. Oh, robocop, yep.

Speaker 1:

The Killer.

Speaker 3:

Don't know that one Can I License to Kill has no business being on that list.

Speaker 1:

Like I don't know why. I guess Untouchables. I guess it's an action movie, like I have.

Speaker 2:

Oh, untouchables was on there. Yeah, dude, I had a couple on there I knew yeah, the rest are.

Speaker 3:

There's a bunch on there. Well, I said Untouchables.

Speaker 2:

In the gang movie.

Speaker 1:

Do you feel like Untouchables? I'll have to look at that list also. Do you feel like that's the action movie Untouchables?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like, I feel like Untouchables was pretty, it was some good action yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know, but I don't know if I'd even consider Platoon an action movie. No, because that, you know, like it's just like there's like a there.

Speaker 3:

So now you see what with your summation of Red Dawn? Totally, but I understand where you're coming from, there's all. What do you got? Escape from New York? A little Snake Plissken Ah.

Speaker 2:

Snake Plissken. I love Snake, Love me some Snake.

Speaker 3:

I think there's a John Woo movie on there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, john Woo From the 80s. Yeah, yeah, better Tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

Never heard of that one one no escape from New York. I like escape from.

Speaker 3:

LA better. Yeah, raiders of the Lost Ark license to carry the.

Speaker 2:

Lost Ark yeah, so this is Rambo. What first blood that's died, that's just to first blood, part two. What's this man? Max two, I think that's the original.

Speaker 3:

Mad Max 2 was Thunderdome, wasn't it?

Speaker 2:

3 was Thunderdome move this shit around. It's a little annoying yeah, the first one.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if it was called Mad Max, I think.

Speaker 2:

Action Jackson. Are you kidding me? Well, that was a great fucking movie. Is it just to make the list because it's Action Jackson?

Speaker 3:

Action fucking Jackson man, black Rain. What a great fucking flick. Very underrated movie. It's action Jackson, action fucking.

Speaker 2:

Jackson man. Great movie Black Rain. What a great fucking flick. Very underrated movie. Yes, michael Douglas was a badass bro. He was for a minute. He was for a few minutes, really good. Remember the Game? Yeah, the Game was a good one, with Sean Penn, yep Falling Down, falling Down. Oh, that was a good one, love. I can relate to that movie.

Speaker 1:

Anybody can relate to that movie, I've had my moments. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, I wish I had a shotgun on me. If only I had a sawed-off double barrel. Yeah, with that and my briefcase and a buzz cut. I can't fucking move. Oh, you're fucking giving me fucking vertigo. I'm sorry, dude, it's not fucking easy to control what's the bottom ones.

Speaker 3:

Robocop Sudden Impact, tango and Cash your emails. Why is your animal porn on there? Terminator and the Untouchables, that's the bottom row.

Speaker 1:

That's their top 25?.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, is that the one where it was the serial killer?

Speaker 1:

That's where he falls on the fucking unicorn. Yes, carousel.

Speaker 3:

It was the serial killer. One right, yes, when the broad was, that was a good.

Speaker 1:

The hooker.

Speaker 3:

She wasn't a hooker though.

Speaker 2:

Lady of the night.

Speaker 1:

An evening professional. Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were in Atlantic City again.

Speaker 3:

Lady of the Night, an evening professional.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were in Atlantic City again. I mean okay, so now can you think of other movies that belong I mean there's a lot of movies that belong on that list.

Speaker 1:

I didn't see one, die Hard on there. There was one Die Hard was on there. Oh, it was. Yeah, oh, okay, I won't fucking scroll.

Speaker 2:

Like fuck it. Alien aliens. That was a good one, though. That was that's with uh, what's her name? The tall blonde. But yeah, bridget nielsen, that was actually. That was a funny one. That that was Bro Billy in the new one. It's fucking great. He's still a lunatic, but he looks like a trash. He looks a little trashy. Which 007 they got on there? License to Kill Awful movie.

Speaker 3:

Awful movie all the way through. Like that's the one you picked.

Speaker 1:

Fucking.

Speaker 3:

Timothy Dalton.

Speaker 1:

Garbage Right, garbage Like. What through. Like, that's the one you pick, like timothy dalton garbage right garbage, like what bond movies were in the 80s, you know, um, like it had to be a bunch, man, there wasn't only one in that decade I think they were all timothy dalton ones.

Speaker 2:

They do you know three or four a decade I gotta go with uh, I mean there's a couple other um steagal movies.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, well, hard to Kill.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, hard to Kill Was fucking Above the Law.

Speaker 3:

That was a great movie.

Speaker 1:

Which one's that one? He played the same cop. Yes.

Speaker 3:

He was. He was the cop, former Green Beret Special Forces guy.

Speaker 1:

What was his name In those movies? The cop's name, and. And Well, he was the same guy in all the third.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it started with an s?

Speaker 3:

no, it didn't, it was. Uh, in the first one it was nico nico hey, billy, you killed bobby lupo nico, yep, and then in uh and hard to kill. He was mason storm that's a great name. It's a great poll.

Speaker 2:

Where did you get that from?

Speaker 1:

Holy shit, man From the Rolodex. I see him flipping through it right now.

Speaker 2:

I fucking love movies. That was the one where What's-Her-Name from Weird Science was in that. She was in that.

Speaker 3:

Kelly LeBrock yeah, before she got all fat and shit. Yep, she was hot. She was hot, yes, now she sweats mayo.

Speaker 2:

Shut. Now she sweats mayo. Shut up, bitch. I didn't mean to say that Shit, I totally fucked it all up. Shit, man, shit, we're good, that's what I meant to hit.

Speaker 2:

And then he was. He said it earlier, dude, I couldn't stop laughing. What was it? I was like, because we were talking about I was working at the Stormville flea market this Saturday for work and I was like, wow, man, you must have sweated off 18 pounds. I was dying. It worked out well, though. I got appointments out of it. So that's all I'm doing. What was Where'd you have to meet him? Anyway, I'm talking about all the weird characters. There were just some weird characters. I'd be scared to sit there. A lot of heavyset white women.

Speaker 3:

He's like yeah, and they're sweating mayo and they're all wearing yoga pants.

Speaker 2:

I was like so that wasn't lotion on the top layer that I saw. You haven't done yoga ever, oh my God. Ever, this shit was internally combusting.

Speaker 3:

Did you paint Suburbski over?

Speaker 2:

here I can, yeah, so any other movies you would have on that list?

Speaker 3:

Under Siege.

Speaker 2:

Under Siege is another good one.

Speaker 3:

Casey Ryback.

Speaker 1:

So does Hunt for Red October count. You know like is that?

Speaker 3:

If you're not fucking saying Red Dawn's an action movie.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's what I'm asking.

Speaker 2:

No, you're trying to sneak your Hunt for Red October.

Speaker 1:

If you guys are throwing in Red Dawn, I'm going to throw in Hunt for Red October. Well, I'm going to say War Games.

Speaker 3:

Oh, not really an action movie, that was a psychological thriller.

Speaker 2:

Yes, do they have that list. Imagine trying to figure out Psychological thriller Like seven is a psychological thriller. Yes, do they have that list? Imagine trying to figure out psychological thriller like seven. Cape Fear was a good one, yep.

Speaker 3:

Basic instinct.

Speaker 2:

I think we can come up with lists if we were giving the categories. We come up with genres, yeah, we come up with top ten, top 10 for those genres, top 10, and we can throw that on the full frontal nudity. I guess somebody was pissed off about what, what fucking series is it? I forget what it is and it was like a full frontal on a dude with a there's dick?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but he had. There was swinging dick, he was fully erect. Oh man, I could use. I could use without that in movies.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I thought you just said you could use that.

Speaker 2:

What? Why? What's that series? Shit With the dragons and shit Game of Thrones, house of the Dragon Is that it?

Speaker 1:

Well, House of the Dragon is like the Game of Thrones spin-off.

Speaker 2:

Yes, that's the one. That's the one Some dude fully erect. Saluting 4th of July.

Speaker 3:

Was he John Holmes erect or was he? I didn't see it.

Speaker 2:

I read about it. Don't lie, I didn't see it. You looked it right up on the internet. Nope, right? Nope, nope, nope. I was not looking that up because I knew that's evidence, right there.

Speaker 3:

You cannot scrub that digital and I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, you know, I was thinking. I was like nope, not a good idea.

Speaker 3:

I'll have to ask Ariane.

Speaker 2:

I guess there was a big uproar to it. He must have been swinging some hog, oh, oh. So I guess, so Not that there was just swinging dick. There was an uproar on social media. Like that should not have been shown. It's blocking out the camera.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Barry Wood Jr. Next thing you know he came across the screen Fucking steam pipe With dragon wings and his dick was just Knocking over shit on the table, just a tip sorry. What other movies you got in your fucking action movies of the 80s I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I think I've exhausted, like the, the exhausted the ones that would just right at the tip of the tongue there. Tip of the tongue, tip of the sword. We banged out quite a few, though we did.

Speaker 3:

Out for Justice by Steven Seagal. He was in a ton dude. Actually. There's a couple of fucking really obscure ones. Oh my god, dude.

Speaker 2:

Top Gun no oh.

Speaker 3:

See action.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's. You know what's? That fall into Thriller, but it's still another. I feel like that's an action movie.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's a great movie. Yeah, hello, yeah, what the?

Speaker 2:

fuck God, that's not good.

Speaker 3:

What was his name in Alpha Justice? It God, that's not good. What was his name in Alpha Justice? It was Geno right Fratelli.

Speaker 2:

No, the Fratelli brothers Goonies Shit. Now I'm trying to oh. Days of Thunder Was Days of Thunder in the 80s or 90s.

Speaker 3:

I think that's squeaked in the 90s. Feels like 90s. Great movie though.

Speaker 2:

Now I like, because Tom Cruise came up, so I'm trying to think of movies of him in the 80s.

Speaker 3:

Mission Impossible.

Speaker 2:

All the right moves. It's not an action movie? You don't think so?

Speaker 1:

No, Was Empire Strikes Back in the 80s? Yes, wow, you know like.

Speaker 2:

What about Return of the Jedi?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, even that one. Ewoks were in that.

Speaker 2:

Or that falls into sci-fi that's just aliens too yeah, I mean that's sci-fi action, sci-fi. So you got to break it down. Now you got like 40, like I feel like I feel like some of the liberals do. Now you know we're trying to break down. I see where they're all confused. This is why we have to break it down into so many characters and whatnot. Do we have to come up with pronouns for the genre? I feel like.

Speaker 1:

Like are war movies, just war movies.

Speaker 2:

Good question, or are they westerns?

Speaker 3:

See, is Rambo a war movie Right.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's another question.

Speaker 2:

Or is that a psychological thriller? I really do feel For the tranny people.

Speaker 3:

Go fuck yourself, adam. That's what happened in Rangers. Go fuck yourself, hey Torre Groza.

Speaker 2:

Stop watching then. Okay, pal, you and your fucking Panthers In the litter box of Florida.

Speaker 1:

He's a Panthers fan. Don't even let him fool you.

Speaker 2:

I remember him in school in the litter box of Florida. Okay, he's a Panthers fan. Oh, he's a diehard Ranger. Don't even let him fool you, Dude.

Speaker 1:

I remember him in school.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Rangers.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know, dude, I drove to him with school every day. And Rangers, rangers, not Panthers. Adam, we don't jump bandwagons up here in New York. You, floridian, you switched, huh yeah.

Speaker 1:

I love you too, putting from the rough you, son of a bitch.

Speaker 2:

All right, well, let's see. Let's see if adam can give us some uh. So our next list that we have all right is top 10 gangster movies top 10 gangster movies. This one they did in order johnny pika. I love Johnny Trump 2024. Thank you, adam. Amen, all right, so let's see what Pica's got for us, or Adam has for us. Gentlemen, top 10 gangster movies of all time. Give us what's on your list.

Speaker 1:

Not necessarily.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, not necessarily in order. Donnie Brosco Very good, adam, let's check and see.

Speaker 3:

It's on there.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

And where's this one from this list?

Speaker 2:

Facebook again. Oh, there we go Okay.

Speaker 3:

Oh, so you're just going to throw it on there for everyone to see, they can't see it, we can.

Speaker 2:

All right, let's see. We have Goodfellas. Of course Goodfellas is on there. Now is this ranked, I'm assuming, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10?.

Speaker 3:

Down the side.

Speaker 2:

Dude, I was right on both of them. Fucking Untouchables, bro. Yeah, man On both lists, absolutely, donnie Brosco, you are correct. Johnny Casino, definitely Casino's on there. Goodfellas is on there.

Speaker 3:

Casino's still not one of my favorites. Really Like the first 45 minutes of them.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's long Now count. How many Al Pacino movies are there? 47. Dude one, two, three, four. Al Pacino's not in Goodfellas. One, two, dude One.

Speaker 3:

Two, three, four. He's not in Al Pacino's, not in Goodfellas oh.

Speaker 2:

One, two, three Well.

Speaker 1:

De Niro Al Pacino's, not. Are you talking about De?

Speaker 2:

Niro, I'm talking about. Yeah, de Niro, I apologize, de Niro. Yeah dude, that's fucking. One, two, three and Al Pacino, three. That's crazy. You got Casino.

Speaker 3:

Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget that.

Speaker 2:

Godfather, well, godfather 1.

Speaker 3:

De Niro played Al Capone in Untouchables yeah.

Speaker 2:

Holy shit, there he is right there with his fat face Fucking cunt. He's a dick. I like to see this right there. That's a good one.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that actually was a good movie Based on a true story, by the way yeah.

Speaker 1:

What was the one with Christian Slater in it when they were young Mobsters, mobsters. That was a pretty good one.

Speaker 3:

That was.

Speaker 1:

But it was a little campy.

Speaker 2:

I like the Legend of Billie Jean better than that.

Speaker 1:

Wow Really.

Speaker 3:

Back to the 80s.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying, wow, that's a great movie. But these are all. This is probably everybody's list, johnny.

Speaker 3:

Dangerously.

Speaker 1:

Yo, you fucking corksuckers Winner.

Speaker 2:

Johnny Dangerously probably goes down as one of my favorite movies of all time.

Speaker 3:

growing way to redeem yourself, adam.

Speaker 2:

That was a great fucking movie. That certainly was New York, new New Jack City. Oh no, that's a good movie, johnny. That Didn't make the list.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean, what gangsters Are we talking? Mobsters or just like gangsta? Well, no, no, this is gangster, er, yeah because, you got right, I mean just just with this criteria, it's important was kevin leaning towards the color aspect of this I hope not. I just made it racial a little bit.

Speaker 2:

You know, now I'm numb. Now we're back to lethal weapon two.

Speaker 1:

Yes, now that yeah, harlem, knights great movie.

Speaker 3:

Now we're back to Lethal Weapon 2. Yes, harlem Nights, great movie, great fucking movie, not a gangster movie, but great movie.

Speaker 2:

How come Police Academy couldn't be an action movie? Why not? That would have been great. It was action, it was kind of action. All right, give me a gangster movie with Denzel. So no criminal American movie. What?

Speaker 3:

Actually fucking. Oh, what the fuck was the name of that movie? Lawrence Fishburne? Oh, fuck you man.

Speaker 1:

Oh fuck you man. Um, oh wait, man Miller's Crossing, that was a gangster.

Speaker 2:

No, oh, dude, what about? I know exactly what you're talking about. It's fucking King of New York With uh.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that's Christopher Walken great movie. That could be an action Dude. I watched that the other day, oh my god, oh, that's.

Speaker 2:

Christopher Walken Great movie. That could be an action that could be on there. Yeah, dude, I watched that the other day. Oh my God, that is such the Irishman.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't like the.

Speaker 2:

Irishman Boys in the Hood. No, adam's coming up with some good stuff here. Irishman Boys in the Hood, that's a good one.

Speaker 3:

Not a gangster movie.

Speaker 1:

That's a Menace to society. Drinking my gin and juice Double cheese. What did you say? I was quoting a movie. There's an A Boys in the Hood's a good one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so you got.

Speaker 3:

Bumpy Johnson. Lawrence Fisher played Bumpy Johnson. What the fuck was the name of that movie? American Gangster? No, that's the one with Denzel's Frank Lucas.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, bumpy wasn't Bumpy in that, no.

Speaker 3:

Bumpy John Fuck.

Speaker 1:

I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I think you're talking about King of New York, bro. No, I'm not.

Speaker 3:

Andy Garcia played Lucky Luciano in it.

Speaker 2:

Andy Garcia played Lucky and that fucking that limey fuck From uh.

Speaker 3:

Reservoir Dogs Played fucking uh Uh, dutch Schultz.

Speaker 2:

The fact that he's remembering the people's names Right and can't remember the name Of the movie Shows you're a complete retard.

Speaker 1:

And like does Reservoir Dogs count? Oh, great movie.

Speaker 3:

Action movie. Action movie. It's another one.

Speaker 1:

Or a gangster. No, that's a heist movie, that's a heist movie.

Speaker 2:

Kevin told his Bank heist story to people at a party and he left so much out.

Speaker 3:

There was no one cutting down trees.

Speaker 2:

And then there's a dirt bike waiting for me. I'm like dirt bike, I'm going to get two waiting for you. I'm going to change this up now.

Speaker 3:

I got to look up this fucking thing now because it's gonna Bother me.

Speaker 2:

And Adam says analyze this. Hey, what was that movie with the guy who played Magnum PI, tom Selleck remember, with Gene Simmons in it? Gene and he was a cop. Oh shit, yes, that's an 80s action right there. Sure was oh, what the fuck was that movie? You don't remember that Tom Selleck was a cop, gene Simmons was a guy who fucking.

Speaker 3:

He sent like that mechanical thing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it was always mechanical shit and robots yes, what about that? The helicopter Adam said three men and a baby. That's definitely an action movie Three men and a baby.

Speaker 3:

Definitely an action movie and for kind of action again.

Speaker 1:

There was that helicopter Blue, something Blue Thunder.

Speaker 3:

Blue Thunder.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that was a pretty good action movie yeah.

Speaker 2:

Right, if you think about there's so many, like how many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies Were in there Um.

Speaker 3:

Hudlum, that was the name of the movie.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, definitely, I didn't remember that one.

Speaker 3:

And while you're throwing out All that other shit About Menace to Cy and everything, you can't leave out Deep Cover.

Speaker 2:

Deep Cover's a good one.

Speaker 3:

Old school gangster movie Mulholland Falls With the hat squad. I don't remember that. Nick Nolte.

Speaker 1:

Maybe that's what I was thinking about With Miller's Crossing. It was probably Mulholland Falls Because it was stuck on the M. There was that kind of movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I do too.

Speaker 1:

Unless Miller's Crossing Was a gangster movie, not that I'm aware of. It's probably something I don't fucking like. Sounds like something on home. What are the?

Speaker 2:

outsiders that fall into a gang movie.

Speaker 3:

Gangs? Yeah, not gangster.

Speaker 2:

It's gangster wearing Vaseline in your hair on a hot summer day. Bonnie and Clyde Action Stay gold, patty Boy. Bonnie and clyde action stay gold, patty boys, bonnie and clyde. The gangster movie, yeah, I like to. What was it? The road, road, roadway men, whatever it was with, um, uh, kevin costner yeah, yeah, yeah that's a good fucking movie.

Speaker 1:

Never watched that. It's a series, isn't it? No, it's a movie. It's a movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's about what I'm trying to think. What Kevin Costner did, it was like before the FBI and there we go. We almost lost camera there for a second. Why are we on Wi-Fi?

Speaker 1:

The ISS or the.

Speaker 2:

So it was like the beginning of the US Marshals and during Tommy Lee Jones, no, during Bonnie and Clyde. And fucking Woody Harrelson and Kevin Connors were like these old school cowboys, but Getting into regular law enforcement Roadway men or something like that, oh I can't yeah. Bronx Tale. There's a good fucking one.

Speaker 3:

Bronx Tale yeah, that's a gangster.

Speaker 2:

That was a good one there, adam, very good. But that movie, because it's based on a true story and it talks about two guys who hunt down Yep, bonnie and Clyde, while the FBI is trying to do all the Stupid bullshit investigation and Highwaymen, highwaymen.

Speaker 3:

That's it. Heist movie Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man. Uh, you ever see that one, mickey, mickey Rain.

Speaker 2:

Thunderson and uh.

Speaker 3:

Well, that's that's. That's not a heist movie, he's more on loading on people Rain and the two dirt bikes, two crotch rockets and Thunderson.

Speaker 2:

Not a heist movie, he's more on loading on people. Rain and the two dirt bikes, two crotch rockets and Thunderson. That's what we'll call it. One is for fighting, one is for fun. Bronx Tale's a good one. I can't think of really any more gangster movies. Dude Godfathers are like Carlito's Way.

Speaker 3:

Carlito's Way is a great movie movie, by the way.

Speaker 2:

That is a good movie. What else?

Speaker 1:

you got Kev. As far as gangster movies, yeah, I don't know, man, I think I'm kind of tapped out of those. Okay, you know, as far as what we saw and like I got nothing but mobsters and egos Are kind of shit on it.

Speaker 3:

Nice transition, that is good.

Speaker 2:

That's good, you getting ready for Wolverine and Deadpool.

Speaker 1:

When does that come out? 26th? Yeah, that's the. I'm very excited for it. Is there like a summer of Marvel coming, like what's coming?

Speaker 2:

Well, what's happening now is because of what happened with the Kang dude right. Well, what's happening now is because of what happened with the Kang dude right. There's more storyline and reveals in this movie coming up of what's going to be happening, moving forward.

Speaker 1:

So supposedly this big villain, so they got to reset. Yeah, so they got rid of the Kang.

Speaker 2:

So they got rid of the Kang story. They had to rewrite everything.

Speaker 3:

Hey, look at me. I'm famous.

Speaker 2:

now I'm going to start punching my wife and they figured why not do it with the first time Wolverine and Deadpool meet? And supposedly the Hulk is supposed to be in the fucking movie.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And the Wolverine and Hulk get into a fight. Yeah, they go back to but this is supposed to be the turning of the. What's the bad? Hulk, Red Hulk.

Speaker 3:

Oh, red Hulk, no, he's coming out in Thunderbolts, thunderbolts what?

Speaker 2:

That's where I think this is the story of it.

Speaker 3:

It starts with this oh, I didn't think Red Hulk was in.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no it's going to be the turning of green to red?

Speaker 3:

No, it's not the same guy. Yes, it is, isn't it no?

Speaker 1:

it's a different character altogether. It's like yeah.

Speaker 3:

Thunderbolt Ross takes the fucking serum and becomes Redman.

Speaker 1:

That's Secretary Ross, yeah Right.

Speaker 3:

Well, we'll be. Which is President Ross in the Thunderbolts movie. Yeah, when does Thunderbolts come out? They just finished shooting it.

Speaker 2:

I don't think it's coming out until 25. Oh man, so what's after fucking Deadpool, wolverine?

Speaker 1:

A lot of nothing. Yeah, I think there's stuff.

Speaker 2:

I think like maybe I don't think there. Well, you have, I think like Thanksgiving, like Christmas time, Fantastic Four is supposed to be coming out soon.

Speaker 1:

Like there's stuff coming out.

Speaker 3:

That's not out till next year, also Earliest next year. Next year, also Earliest next year, that's soon.

Speaker 2:

If you think about it, we're halfway through the fucking year.

Speaker 3:

You're right.

Speaker 2:

You know, you have the the MC News Harlem Nights Great fuck, oh, adam. Very Blood in Blood out, johnny, I said that before what?

Speaker 3:

movie was that that's actually A great call. What movie's Blood in, blood out? That's a fucking. That's an old school.

Speaker 2:

You think Breaking 1 and 2 Goes into action.

Speaker 3:

Breaking 2 Electric.

Speaker 2:

Boogaloo.

Speaker 3:

How is that not action? I mean, that would be gangster with an A.

Speaker 2:

That's fucking great Turbo and Ozone. Come on, I know my shit Better than fucking Joe Mason On that goddamn music show. Awful, joe, I didn't get to see it, you don't want to see it.

Speaker 3:

It's a terrible show. You don't want to see it. I shut it off. He got ass raped, really yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's disappointing Shot me in my pinky toe. That was a good movie.

Speaker 3:

You know what they left out of all of those? The action movies and everything. All the fucking ninja movies of the 80s. Yeah, yeah, action movies and everything. All the fucking ninja movies of the 80s. Yeah, enter the Ninja. Revenge of the Ninja. Ninja 3 the Domination.

Speaker 1:

So Deadpool has two movies coming out this year, what no?

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

How is that possible? Oh no, my bad, I read that wrong, sorry.

Speaker 3:

Sorry no.

Speaker 1:

They had like a random video of Deadpool in the Venom movie. There's a Venom movie coming out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know Venom's coming out. That's part three, but it didn't. Not that we're nothing. I saw the trailer to that. I thought Venom and Spider-Man were supposed to be battling.

Speaker 3:

I think there's a lot of Sony and Marvel fucking knocking heads over Because it showed that at one of the end of the movies, I think it was Endgame. Sony fucking wants Spider-Man in a lot of their shit. I think Marvel's like go fuck yourself.

Speaker 1:

So there's a Kraven the hunter coming out in december.

Speaker 2:

Joe mason wearing an ascot on tv was he really?

Speaker 1:

uh did he really have one on?

Speaker 3:

ben, that comment was uncalled for and I'm deleting never this. This will never ever be.

Speaker 2:

I'm deleting it from the chat this will never be a mcu movie, so deleting it from the chat. This will never be a MCU movie, so this is straight off.

Speaker 3:

It would be a better seller.

Speaker 2:

It'll be a 3 am sci-fi Wow.

Speaker 1:

But definitely not. Maybe we start an OnlyFans.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, it's too fat.

Speaker 3:

Why are two fat guys smeared with mayonnaise? No, they're sweating, that Is that mayonnaise?

Speaker 1:

No, it weird with mayonnaise. No, they're sweating. That Is that mayonnaise. No, it's friction. It's August in New York. That's called science buddy.

Speaker 2:

You've never seen two overweight guys fucking sweat mayo.

Speaker 3:

If only fans would allow you to smell.

Speaker 1:

Captain America coming out next February.

Speaker 3:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Brave.

Speaker 3:

New World.

Speaker 1:

Then Thunderbolts, that May Yep.

Speaker 3:

So next May is Thunderbolts. Yeah, 24,. I don't think they got a lot going on after Deadpool and Wolverine.

Speaker 1:

Then Fantastic Four is in July.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that's all. 2025 or 2024? 2025 Blade.

Speaker 3:

That's not getting done. That's gotten shelved six times. That would be great, though For a second they said fucking, wesley Snipes Is coming back.

Speaker 1:

I'm sure he can do it as long as he pays his taxes. Next one after that is May of 2026 Avengers 5. That makes sense who's supposed to be in Avengers 5? The Kang Dynasty? That's an old list, kang.

Speaker 2:

Dynasty is gone. I think it's going to be in Avengers 5? The Kang Dynasty, so we don't know. No, that's an old list thing, because they got to do that.

Speaker 3:

No, yeah, it's going to be Kang Dynasty's gone. I think it's going to be Secret Wars, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what I heard, Like I listened to a couple of guys. This one dude everything, always he's pretty good.

Speaker 2:

I just want Tony Stark back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's coming.

Speaker 2:

As like what's his name? The fucking AI.

Speaker 3:

I was reading that. I was reading that they were going to bring him back In Deadpool and Wolverine, but they decided to scrap that Because it would have overshadowed the whole fucking movie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so you want to overshadow another movie. Is what you're saying. I think, instead of bringing him back, there's going to be like an easter egg in there.

Speaker 3:

About Iron man.

Speaker 1:

Some way shape or or form. It's maybe post-credit scene, I don't know, man Just got to wait for that now.

Speaker 3:

I've been miserable. Hey, feige you scumbag. It doesn't matter how much he fucking costs.

Speaker 2:

I've been miserable ever since Endgame. It's just nothing, it's not the same. It's just nothing, it's not the same.

Speaker 1:

It's not. Has there been anything worth since Endgame?

Speaker 3:

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier was a cool series. That was a series, yeah, but that was.

Speaker 1:

Spider-Man.

Speaker 2:

Spider-Man's probably been the best out of all of them.

Speaker 3:

Right, and that's it.

Speaker 2:

That's it. Nothing else has been. Everything else has flopped man A lot of fluff.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the one with Angelina Jolie. What the fuck was that one? Eternals.

Speaker 3:

I had to fight to get through that one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was like the fucking Black Adam movie, even though it's not MCU. Black Adam was fucking horrible yeah that was terrible.

Speaker 1:

But hey, what are you going to get from DC? Nothing. You get a good Superman movie. I'll tell you that. You get Superman on his own, but they start fucking sticking their hands in Batman and fucking. What have you? Wonder Woman was good Wonder Woman.

Speaker 2:

The first two. There's been talk that Bale might do one more Batman.

Speaker 3:

He was my favorite. Oh, I love them. Who Christian?

Speaker 2:

Bale.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I thought you said no.

Speaker 2:

No, no, there's been tall, yeah, dark Knight, dark Knight. The Dark Knight Returns, dark Knight, something.

Speaker 3:

I still have not been able To watch the Batman with, but is it Nolan?

Speaker 1:

Is Nolan gonna do it? Yeah, it's supposed to be. Yes. What are you looking at the spider? Yeah, there's a few down here. There's a lot.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's okay, it's coming for you as long as it's not a snake.

Speaker 1:

I'm just looking bro, just looking man.

Speaker 2:

I don't like the way you look, what I look with purpose, no, you don't. You look for. Oh, I can't wait until that goes on his hat. And then you get that surprise like no, you're good, you're good.

Speaker 3:

Nothing to see here, yeah Go back to what you were saying.

Speaker 2:

What would you do for? Let's see Klondike bar. Yeah, I'd probably fucking.

Speaker 1:

Right now you yeah, nope, I wouldn't do much, cause I'd just go to the store and buy one.

Speaker 2:

I get hungry.

Speaker 3:

Oh my god, fucking dying.

Speaker 1:

Now do you have to drink that whole thing by like a certain time?

Speaker 2:

You don't have to drink the whole thing. It just helps with the urges.

Speaker 3:

Keaton is not the best Batman. Christian Bale, fuck Michael Keaton and his ass is Batman.

Speaker 2:

Ben, that's the gayest comment any of our fans have ever said. Keaton best Batman.

Speaker 3:

How do you?

Speaker 2:

say he's better than Christian Bale.

Speaker 1:

I'll give him second best with an eyebrow Raise. You know like I'll give it to you.

Speaker 3:

I could do that.

Speaker 1:

I could hear the argument.

Speaker 2:

Isn't he in one of the new Fuck off DC movies? Wasn't he just in one?

Speaker 1:

He was the fucking bird guy in the Spider-Man movie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but he came back as Batman for something.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, no, he's in a new.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm telling you.

Speaker 3:

In the fucking. What the fuck is that dick's name? From the fucking wolf movie, the vampire movie? Oh, what's his name? The fucking wolf movie, the vampire movie. Oh, uh, what was his name?

Speaker 1:

The dude who played from Underworld. That was the best fucking vampire werewolf movie ever. Yes, I love her.

Speaker 2:

I love her. Kate Beckinsale is my fucking baby, if you guys want a second.

Speaker 3:

We could just cut the camera for a minute. Oh, I'm so full. Oh Kate, oh Kate, oh Kate and scene. No, we're good.

Speaker 2:

Okay, we're done. No, I know exactly what you're fucking talking about, too Shit. What were we saying?

Speaker 1:

No, he was talking about it, yeah.

Speaker 3:

The asshole who just played Batman.

Speaker 2:

Oh, robert Pattinson Patton yeah.

Speaker 1:

Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson.

Speaker 3:

Whatever, fuck that guy.

Speaker 2:

You got to watch that a few times.

Speaker 3:

He wasn't that bad.

Speaker 2:

You got to watch it a few times.

Speaker 3:

He wasn't that bad man, couldn't watch it. Still haven't been able to do it Because you're ignorant, you're very ignorant.

Speaker 2:

You're very fucking thick-headed. You got to wall up.

Speaker 3:

Are you looking in a fucking?

Speaker 2:

mirror yes.

Speaker 1:

I know I'm the same Dude. I've watched a lot of Dave's videos and you have a wall up walking in and you need to recognize that. You just said that because Dave's watching. Is he watching? Yes, what's up Dave? What? Being honest here, man?

Speaker 2:

Get that wall down.

Speaker 1:

You know, sometimes you gotta do a little self-inspection in front of the mirror. We talked about this the other day you checking your balls, we did.

Speaker 3:

Well, sometimes you got to self-inspect. You know, I haven't done that in a while. I need more than a squeeze to explain.

Speaker 2:

Maybe that's why I'm drinking the shit I'm drinking. I self-ins. I was disgusted.

Speaker 1:

You give a mammogram to yourself.

Speaker 3:

Are you wearing a sports bra under that t-shirt?

Speaker 1:

now Did you pap smear too.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 3:

She not even brought those words up. Pat, who's your gynecologist?

Speaker 2:

No, I start my calisthenics tomorrow morning. Calisthenics Just like core exercises and shit.

Speaker 1:

Am I going to?

Speaker 2:

look outside.

Speaker 1:

Outside it's gonna be like, no, I got my yoga stripes, like you're gonna be out there in a gray sweatsuit are you gonna do?

Speaker 2:

tai chi jumping jacks you know what? I'm just gonna forget it. Where's the pizza? Forget it forget it.

Speaker 1:

You want me to build you like a Rope net to climb.

Speaker 3:

Kevin, what am I doing? The crucible for the Marines. If you can videotape his calisthenics in the morning, that'd be great, I'll see what I can do with it.

Speaker 2:

I'm doing like all the stupid, like core shit. Yeah, I think it's a great idea when?

Speaker 1:

are you doing this?

Speaker 2:

Down here I got my yoga mat.

Speaker 3:

Face, knees, If we can get some video footage of that for the next show?

Speaker 1:

that'd be great. I'll get the pet camera. I'll hook the pet camera up by the yoga mat.

Speaker 3:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Good, I'll be on the lookout for that. You look while you watch.

Speaker 1:

First of all, that's disgusting. It's motion sensing. No, it's not.

Speaker 3:

It is dude. You have to send me the password again.

Speaker 1:

Right, I have to make it again because it's been so long.

Speaker 3:

There was a weirdest thing you had him set up in the house and he gave me the password. So every once in a while I would just jump in. Well, I gave you the password because of the paintball incident that was going to happen.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so what? It ended up when I shot my son with the paintball gun when he was breaking into the car getting my weed, taking my weed.

Speaker 3:

I wish I was there, I was gonna, I was gonna like live stream it because I had because I'm you know, I just found out about gmail so every once in a while I'd log into into the camera and it had a voice. I'd be like hey guys, what's going on?

Speaker 1:

You could talk through it and we're like in the kitchen, hey, and Ali's like you got to get rid of this shit Like this is getting weird now.

Speaker 3:

That's peculiar.

Speaker 1:

Hey guys, it's me Peg, just to let you know I'm watching you, Really like that top. Hey guys, it's me, hey, just to let you know I'm watching you. Ho ho, ho, really like that top. Oh hey, mrs Thunderson, you're looking hot this morning. Those new shoes, kev Kevin show me your ass.

Speaker 3:

I got to shut that off, the fact that they even call that.

Speaker 2:

Kevin's voice. It's sorry, it's Ritz. Even call that the devil's voice. It's sorry, it's the devil's voice.

Speaker 1:

That's what it is. Did you finish the bourbon? No, you want some, you want to split what's left.

Speaker 3:

I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 2:

So anything to talk about in politics. I've been drinking all day. I'm just wondering Is there?

Speaker 3:

even still politics going on. I have no idea. That was the most disgusting debate ever. You did this no, you did this. You did this no, you did this. And then a look of stupidity that just goes on Biden's face. I just can't believe.

Speaker 1:

Biden agreed to it. Granted, they were like.

Speaker 3:

They were feeding questions.

Speaker 1:

Trump had to obey and go by the rules and stuff, but like he had nothing to win, man, why would you even do it?

Speaker 3:

It's just like it was embarrassing. It was embarrassing all the way around. I am utterly afraid for our futures.

Speaker 2:

It's not good. It's not looking good. We're going to need a fresh face in there.

Speaker 1:

I mean, it's getting kind of late right. Like shouldn't we know who's running for president by now, like it's like.

Speaker 3:

July. Everyone's fucking holding back. Trump hasn't named his fucking VP VIP and fucking everyone on the Democrat side is fighting with each other if they should fucking take Biden off the ticket or let him go.

Speaker 1:

Well, because he's not the nominee yet. Like when does that happen?

Speaker 2:

uh, no clue. I thought it was supposed to happen already, man I'm not aware that that that he.

Speaker 3:

There's anybody else?

Speaker 1:

the democratic national convention. Like we gotta look that up. When is the dnc?

Speaker 2:

I don't want to look that up. I don't even want any of those searches on this computer. Nope, we'll get shut down Again, again, fuck you.

Speaker 1:

Fuck that. August 19th. That's right down the fucking road, dude, Month away, A little like a little month away.

Speaker 2:

So, okay, does he make the DNC.

Speaker 1:

That's when the nominee comes right Does.

Speaker 2:

Trump get nominated I don't think there's

Speaker 3:

anybody running opposing him right now?

Speaker 1:

I don't think anybody could get it from him either at this point. Unfortunately, I'll vote for him. I ain't happy about it, it's a timid geriatric, yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's why I said a few weeks ago there's gonna be something crazy that's gonna happen and it's gonna be fucking bonkers. I got a bad feeling about shit what like election time and yeah, something stupid, something crazy, insane is going to happen. It's going to.

Speaker 1:

Like.

Speaker 2:

Everything that's going on is kind of Foreshadowing to a fucking eruption. This side versus this side Will fucking kill you. It's crazy.

Speaker 1:

Like you're talking civil war. Are you invoking a civil war I?

Speaker 2:

am not invoking a civil war, you know well just. But in conversation you go to jail for that I can see. I can see motherfuckers killing each other over what happens during the election, right? So say like here's here's a scenario. Say, say, say biden loses, say biden loses. Okay, you're gonna have fucking lunatics on his side starting shit, saying shit.

Speaker 1:

So here's the thing their side says a lot of shit. They, they don't really do a lot of shit. No, you know? Um, what about if trump loses? If trump loses, if Trump loses, well, depends If nothing, fishy fucking happens Ben you think they're going to switch him out this late in the game?

Speaker 3:

now you think Michelle Obama's going to jump in, or you think she's going to wait for the next guy, big Mike Ben said Michael Big Mike going to jump in.

Speaker 2:

Get on the mic, Mike.

Speaker 3:

She just needs to do a quick full frontal Just to prove everyone one way or the other, the fact that, ben, will you ever see?

Speaker 1:

the video of her dancing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what her?

Speaker 1:

doing. In those white pants and fucking. You got fucking swinging left to right.

Speaker 2:

Ben, that seems like a racial comment.

Speaker 3:

That was sweet. Who like a racial comment? That was sweet. Who made the racial comment Back to Lethal Weapon 2. Yeah, look at it.

Speaker 2:

Kev.

Speaker 1:

She's the dark horse.

Speaker 3:

Passive, aggressive. That's how we do it here at a Take it.

Speaker 1:

Deep show Wow.

Speaker 2:

That's fucking great.

Speaker 1:

That means good bet nods yeah 60 to 1 let's go very dark. That's how she likes it. Oh boy, 60 to 1.

Speaker 2:

By you saying that I just thought of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. It's the first of the bone. Okay, what time are we at what you gonna do? We got 10 o'clock.

Speaker 3:

How long have we been recording? Almost an hour and a half, six days. Wow, an hour and a half, huh, certainly didn't feel like it.

Speaker 1:

We had nothing walking in except Maddie's movie lists half. Huh, certainly we had nothing walking in with except maddie's movie lists.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's good. It's good, that was good. You want to do some? Uh, some cowbell and some tambourine.

Speaker 1:

I'd love to so, uh, okay, so can I. Can I just ask we keep it at a level. It's 10 o'clock, sure? I got fucking summer school money maker going, oh work oh, it was not a way.

Speaker 3:

All right, let's. How will we do this on Sundays, when she's got to go to work?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know, but it's like the first. I love how he tries to rationalize. Well, it's like the first week, that's all I'm saying. We got to ease into this a little bit.

Speaker 3:

Well, how many? How many? Most? No, just this one. You, how many?

Speaker 1:

most, just this one. It's Monday. It's weird. At least Sunday we usually get this shit going by 8.

Speaker 2:

What Nothing I was rubbing my nose on the mic.

Speaker 3:

No one else is using this microphone.

Speaker 1:

What are you thinking about, tom who? Wow, oh my God, no, what's wrong with you.

Speaker 3:

As you're rubbing your nose on the mic.

Speaker 2:

Jesus Christ, are you thinking about the ginormous?

Speaker 3:

shmeet in Florida.

Speaker 2:

Just wondering what it feels like.

Speaker 1:

Just a tip.

Speaker 2:

I love the tip. That's where we fucking end the show. Now that comment, kevin Disgusting. It's funny though.

Speaker 3:

Just a tip Well.

Speaker 2:

What do you want to close it out with? Baseball sucks. Yankees are shit in the bed.

Speaker 1:

We still got fucking 85 games to go right, it's just the all star break it's, I mean.

Speaker 3:

Well, how odd is it that the linchpin to the Yankee rotation Was Clark Schmidt. Once he went down, it was all downhill After that.

Speaker 1:

Dude, I got a month before I'm seriously analyzing baseball and caring about it. Did you say analyzing? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3:

You sure did.

Speaker 1:

That's what it sounded like yeah, before I care about standings, unless something tragic happens. I mean, yankees just lost 15 out of 20. We're still 20 games over 500. It's true. Hopefully that trend will continue.

Speaker 3:

Jesus fucking Christ Ben.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, dick's length Unbelievable. Should just went by the tip. Ladies and gentlemen, our racist fan Ben Travers, oh, up in Boston, oh, we can give an address right up in Boston, we can give an address, right. Alright, let's fucking close it out. What do you think I'm just gonna figure out there it is.

Speaker 1:

You're good on the shake. We'll give him a little tambourine solo tonight.

Speaker 2:

Break it down, maddie. Not too much, not too much Not too much man.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, nice, nice Shit. That was a good one, maddie. What we do in life Echoes in eternity.

Speaker 2:

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on this episode Of the Monday Minaj. With the crew, we take a deep show. Yeah, and Karen Night, karen, well, karen shows up.

Speaker 3:

What's the word for a four-way?

Speaker 2:

You ain't touching shit, kevin. It's not up. You can't say no, no, I ain't say no, no, I ain't telling you. Fuck you, Kevin, don't do it. Is that a booger? Did you have a booger on your hand? I'm still recording the booger on my hand, buddy.

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