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From Assassination Conspiracies to Cultural Icons: A Humorous Dive into Political and Pop Culture Chaos
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What happens when the boundaries of reality blur with fiction, and historical events intertwine with modern-day political theater? Start with a chaotic mix of humor and conspiracy as we unravel the unsettling implications of assassination attempts on those who champion peace. Brace yourself for wild speculation about a mysterious woman with a Biden sign and a bizarre assassination attempt on the 45th president that echoes the intrigue of JFK's fateful day. This rollercoaster of a discussion combines laughter and candid insights, providing a fresh angle on the impact of these dramatic events.
Our journey doesn’t stop at political chaos; it winds through the iconic imagery that has shaped America's cultural psyche. From the solemnity of the Iwo Jima flag raising to the resilience captured post-9/11, we reflect on these snapshots of history. Meanwhile, we humorously misinterpret a listener's suggestion about an iconic photo, leading to a light-hearted exploration of memorable moments. And just when you think you've grasped the narrative, we switch gears to reminisce about the vibrant NYC club scene, unexpected tangents on drug use, and the hilarity of mistaken identities—all woven into the fabric of political theatrics and pop culture.
The fun continues with a deep dive into financial conspiracies, including the undercurrents of Truth Social and stock manipulation. Imagine living in a simulation where true choice is an illusion! Add to this a playful side quest through the world of childhood TV shows and outlandish political predictions, and you have an episode packed with intrigue and humor. Whether we're speculating on elections, musing about Eminem's latest album, or chuckling over bizarre conspiracy theories, each twist and turn promises to keep you entertained. Join us, and let's laugh until someone falls asleep!
Assassination. You know what's interesting about assassination? Well, not only does it change those popularity polls in a big fucking hurry, but it's also interesting to notice who it is we assassinate. Do you ever notice who it is? Stop to think of who it is we kill. It's always people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Jesus, gandhi, lincoln, john Kennedy, bobby Kennedy, martin Luther King, medgar Evers, malcolm X, john Lennon they all said try to live together peacefully. Bam Right in the fucking head assassination.
Speaker 4:Assassination. Sorry, we only did 30 seconds, apologize.
Speaker 5:I was getting into it Makeup.
Speaker 4:I need one of those powder puffers. Fluffers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the BDNN News and the news crew.
Speaker 1:Assassination.
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Speaker 5:Oh See what you did there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we need to. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Rain. Thunderson Slice no, no.
Speaker 6:Chip Clydesdale.
Speaker 4:Wow.
Speaker 6:What the fuck was mine. So much for rehearsal. Yeah, we're good, we're good. Moving on, we'll edit that okay.
Speaker 4:Back in the newsroom we need to discuss, I think, the State of the Union address of where this country is right now After the assassination attempt of the 45th president, where were? Where was I that?
Speaker 6:no, no no, like where are you like.
Speaker 4:You know pulse morale um, you know civil war like so the thing that kind of sent me over the edge was an article I was reading from a um editor. What do they call those people? Reporter, Penthouse Forum, Whatever? No, he was, I forget what fucking magazine it was, but he's a Democrat, he's not a Trump supporter. And when he said Trump has won the election because of his speech at the Republican National Convention, that's when I knew tides are turning. So we were too hammered last Saturday to discuss the assassination attempt, because when Kevin said that to me I was like who? And still had no clue until two days later. But we got snacks today, so we're going to be okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're good, we're going to soak up that alcohol, at least for the first 10 minutes. So Rain's going to go over the weather down in Pennsylvania for the shooting and discuss, you know wind trajectory and how this geeky 20-year-old pimple-faced registered Republican.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but he wasn't though. Was he? I don't even know, you know.
Speaker 4:So here's the issue I have with this how eerily, eerily similar it is to everything that went on with the JFK assassination. Big difference is the good DT fucking survived.
Speaker 6:Give me the for instances. I'm actually not familiar with this rabbit hole.
Speaker 4:Why? How many times has it been discussed? There was multiple shooters for Kennedy. Okay, how many things have you seen for possible multiple shooters? Starting to come out, yeah right not only like multiple shooters, but the other videos that we saw with the lady, and she just pulled up her phone like she was like she knew what was going on, like she was doing only fans or something perhaps she was ping pongs out of the puss.
Speaker 5:The Biden Ho.
Speaker 6:What happened? The one with the Biden sign, yes.
Speaker 4:Wait, she was holding the Biden sign.
Speaker 6:Yes, that's what the sign said. You didn't even know that 121 IQ and I'm a fucking retard.
Speaker 4:I didn't even see that, are you serious? Well, let's check it out, because we can actually share our screen with the good old 6,000 people who are watching right now Big Ben's watching Benoit Balls.
Speaker 5:What's up, Benny T.
Speaker 1:There it is.
Speaker 4:So let's watch this real quick. Lower hand corner all right, let me take that mute off right behind them yeah, all right. Well, it's gonna zoom in, so let's just keep an eye on this and, uh, make sure. Can you guys see that on the no no, I am sharing.
Speaker 5:But are you sharing in the right place, Patrick?
Speaker 4:Who knows Matt? You know who knows it says it's sharing, so let's see, but it'll come through.
Speaker 6:No, watch this shit, dude, watch Watch. She sits down, yep Watch this.
Speaker 2:What's the sign up? Biden sign.
Speaker 3:Take a look at what happened.
Speaker 4:She's completely normal Time out. You hear gunshots and you're right behind the president. Didn't move. What are you doing? Didn't flinch.
Speaker 6:Going to take a selfie. Not you Going to post that shit on Instagram, Right?
Speaker 4:and you would send an email through.
Speaker 5:Gmail.
Speaker 4:Livestreamed, not? You Gonna post that shit on Instagram, right, and you would send an email Live stream. But that chick looks Fierce. Didn't fucking move, didn't budge.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 4:What the fuck? What the fuck. People are freaking out. I'm thinking about putting this on.
Speaker 5:Pinterest, right there, wherever you can put it up.
Speaker 4:She's not even freaking the fuck out, what the fuck no, it's kind of weird, you know right.
Speaker 5:It's saying can you see or hear any of this?
Speaker 6:I know he can't see it because it didn't show up on listen.
Speaker 5:If I wanted any of your fucking rhetoric, I would have asked you wow, oh, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 4:Rhetoric, let's, let's do this now. Now, here it is, now it's sharing. Let me google that see if that's here we go.
Speaker 6:Here we go, you stop it fuck yourself oh, there it is, oh watch this shit, dude watch watch, she sits down yep watch this if you want whatuts the sign up.
Speaker 5:She's completely normal. And then watch.
Speaker 4:What the fuck. What the fuck People are freaking out and she's just like right there. Okay, it was like the best way to compare that. It looked like she saw.
Speaker 5:Um, ben said we should have put a bandage on the bobblehead.
Speaker 4:Don't you want to overdo it, because a lot of people are saying shit about that. So Okay, I have a feeling that chick was in the military.
Speaker 6:So, I mean being in the front row, like that. Those are usually some pretty like hard seats to get, like you probably have to know somebody. To get those sort of seats you probably got to be somebody right? I don't know, I'm just saying I don't know how the the whole admission process works I'm just guessing. I don't think.
Speaker 5:It's like she might have showed up early and she might have showed up three days early and you know, flash the beat.
Speaker 6:I don't think it works like that, though you know like I'm pretty sure those people in the front are supposed to be there you know, you know the the more and more.
Speaker 4:It's funny you say that it's the more and more videos you see, the more and more question marks go up right like they had all that like prior to it.
Speaker 6:People yelling hey, there's a guy on the fucking roof.
Speaker 5:You know like we can, we could, we could tiptoe around this. Anyway, any way, you want it. Who they tried to kill?
Speaker 6:this guy Did any of us send them.
Speaker 4:They missed. Well, here's the thing they missed.
Speaker 6:Here's the question who are they?
Speaker 4:Not a question. But here's the thing. Yeah, so yeah, people don't like Trump. People fucking hate Trump. People hate Biden. I don't care, I wouldn't wish that to happen to an American president. Wish that to happen to an American president, right yeah no. Regardless. Yeah, but all the shit you saw on, you know. But all the shit you saw on Facebook and whatnot people posting oh damn he missed Must not have been a good shot.
Speaker 5:A lot of people.
Speaker 4:Teachers.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:And they call the MAGA movement lunatics.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 4:I don't care what is going on in this world. You do, you know, unless it's a, you know, an ex-wife, and you want to wish death upon her. You don't want to wish death upon somebody, I mean most of the time, you don't, true, but it just creates more divide, which that's the whole narrative just pushing forward.
Speaker 6:That's all they've been doing for the past fucking eight years. You know they've been shoving it down your throats on the TV in your eyes your ears. You know, you're just hearing it all the time how bad he is, and this, that, the other thing, and sooner or later you're like oh, it's pretty bad, you know.
Speaker 4:So now here's the other thing. They said multiple shooters for the JFK assassination. Right, they did. Yeah, you got the magic bullet vibrator going back and forth.
Speaker 5:The grassy knoll.
Speaker 4:Grassy knoll the library, the possible fucking driver, supposedly with the Dr Zapruder film Do you see that though. I haven't seen it, dude. I tried to search that all over and I couldn't find anything.
Speaker 5:It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4:Now here's what's even crazier he doesn't get killed, Right? Nope, I'm thinking Democrats were like oh my god, this guy has been really sent down by Jesus to clean us out so so what we've been hearing about for how long we've been doing this show almost four years so what we've been hearing for four years.
Speaker 5:You think we might have hit that?
Speaker 4:hit that spot I have a feeling people who were leaning more left just because their hatred towards Trump are starting to get the whole Some of them. This is just getting crazy and I'm feeling he's going to fucking win in a landslide, an absolute landslide, if he loses the election.
Speaker 5:Honestly, if he loses the election, there's going gonna be some good old boys in the south to start taking shots. It's gonna create a chain, chain effect well, let's take a hypothetical here.
Speaker 6:What if, uh, what if he doesn't make it to the election? What if they?
Speaker 5:this is a discussion we got into the other night you know, like they like urban night uh, no, it wasn't that much it was.
Speaker 4:Kevin has convinced me, like I don't think like biden ordered the hit.
Speaker 6:you know, like I don't know, it wasn't that much. Kevin has convinced me. I don't think Biden ordered the hit. I don't know who they are. If this kid acted alone or whatever, you know who it is. I think there's a they. I think there's a sewn in deep state to the government.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 6:Like whoever it is. Okay, people move along. There's nothing to see here, right um, like I don't think they're gonna stop trying, like I think they're probably gonna end up poisoning him, or he, so he's getting like in a car wreck, like an heish or something you know oh my god, I just saw that video again the other day.
Speaker 5:Fucking crazy, yeah, like something they're not gonna bitch sit up yeah, now think of this.
Speaker 4:What happens if there is a second attempt on him? Yeah and he survives again. Are you saying this is real life or we live in a simulation?
Speaker 6:um q anon was right so honestly like if if I could predict the future and that all those things happened, I think you'd see people raise up in arms at that point, you know, like I don't know what direction you raise up against, but you know, I think people would take the fight to them at that point, I forget where I was when this was going on.
Speaker 3:Strip club.
Speaker 5:No no.
Speaker 6:I mean, that was a 50-50 shot, Oops.
Speaker 5:I mean it's an inappropriate time, but I got to tell you the story about the.
Speaker 4:Ooh Poppy, ooh Poppy, they tried to kill President Trump. Ooh Poppy, I bet you that's what you were listening to.
Speaker 5:Well, that was the news station I was tuned into afterwards. The browser's news station Well if anyone's going to tell me the truth, it's going to be them.
Speaker 4:Now okay. So if people are saying you know whoever, whatever's fucking behind it, if there's a second attempt on him, the jig is up.
Speaker 6:Well, isn't the jig up, you know?
Speaker 4:the jig is up for us, but isn't it up there's? There's, at this point, millions of people out there who have not opened their eyes to see what the fuck is going on in this country. You know it's. And listen, I don't. I don't lean one way or the other, I don't, but I give kudos to that Motherfucker. After getting shot in the ear, double Fist, pump blood on His face that Instantly won him the election, yelling, fight, fight fight. He's all fired Like he was a 1930s Male cheerleader or something With the megaphone.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I mean, you don't get. You don't get any better press.
Speaker 2:Than that like, that's just like.
Speaker 6:Like whatever they Tried to do. They I keep saying they- I'm assuming on my own.
Speaker 5:This kid didn't plot this all on his own. You both alluded to what happened because of this.
Speaker 4:Here's the reason why he convinced me with a higher power. The video that shows I didn't convince you of that I convinced myself I was like this sounds really good.
Speaker 5:You are not putting your stamp of approval on that statement.
Speaker 4:I'm going to put it on the Orientals Unbelievable.
Speaker 6:I'm no evangelical.
Speaker 4:You're evil.
Speaker 5:So, by the way, just going back to this real quick, I'm pretty sure it was the gig. The gig is up.
Speaker 4:The gig is up. The jig is up. I thought we Is that the gig. The gig is up. The gig is up, the jig is up. I thought we Is that proper nomenclature the gig. You want to know what it is. I'm pretty sure it's the gig is up. That comes from.
Speaker 6:Were you just saying Pat was being racist? No, jesus.
Speaker 4:Christ. Who was the announcer with John Madden? Pat Summerall. So in the original Madden he said the kick is up, but it always sounded like the jig is up. So I always said the jig is up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, as long as you're hanging out with. Who is the guy who got thrown off the air for making racist comments? Who's the betting?
Speaker 6:guy Jimmy DeGreek, yes, pat.
Speaker 5:Summerall and Jimmy DeGreek were probably close friends. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 4:So the next video we're going to show you. All right, he has a difficulty, you know, assuming that there's a second shooter. This video is pretty fucking straightforward and it actually shows one.
Speaker 5:Unfortunately, one of the patrons who got killed and it actually shows one, unfortunately one of the patrons who got killed. But this is just. It's incredible nonsense that they could be this inept in trying to do this, because that's another layer of the they.
Speaker 6:If there's two people shooting and all they did was nip his ear. Well, he turned, man like he turned. He turned at the last second to like address the crowd in a different direction do you think he saw the bullet coming? He's like I heard someone say that I was like you fucking kidding me.
Speaker 4:These was the matrix, you know, like he's in the neon you know like it's more and more like it now, if you watch this video, um, it is hard to debunk due to the fact of you see, uh, like a, was it like a plume of smoke for?
Speaker 6:and then you see I'm not sure this one's real, it's, it's it's close.
Speaker 4:Let's check this out I can't, I can't. There you go, it's on there no, no, I gotta do it for through here. There we go. Oh, it's not all right, that's the dude getting shot. Do you see to the right?
Speaker 2:I see something that said take a look what happened. Take a look what happened.
Speaker 5:Just past the end of the railing.
Speaker 4:So why would that guy fall Kev?
Speaker 6:I'm not saying the guy falling, I'm saying the puff of smoke is questionable in my mind.
Speaker 5:So you're saying that guy's a drunk Trump side?
Speaker 6:I'm saying it may be like Photoshopped, Like I don't know where that footage is from. So I was thinking about that myself.
Speaker 4:But if you see the gentleman get shot, he goes forward.
Speaker 6:You know, it could also be a fucking sniper.
Speaker 4:Or it could be another magic bullet.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 4:It was Andre Dawson.
Speaker 6:You know, I have total belief that there could be.
Speaker 5:They have a whole factory that makes magic bullets up here.
Speaker 6:You know, because if they were trying to shoot Trump, that's coming from behind Trump, now, you know, and like they wouldn't have missed. I mean. Mean he was like pegged In the bottom of the fucking stage, like it was a you know, like you wouldn't have missed.
Speaker 3:You know, you would think I'm just saying.
Speaker 4:It's probably a friendly like good Fire or could it be A diversion Thing to make it look Like one shooter shot Because nothing for nothing he Got. Yeah, if you listen to the shots, he got three shots off Before anyone moved.
Speaker 6:Quick, yeah, and then you heard a bunch and those were all Fucking snipers.
Speaker 4:That was all Taking him out. What type of gun Did he use? I believe.
Speaker 5:I'm not sure. I believe he took One of his father's AR-15.
Speaker 4:Alright, so an AR-15 Semi-auto that just doesn't see? That alone sounds stupid. Why would you take an ar-15?
Speaker 5:if that's all, that's all you get your hands on yeah, man, it's just not happening.
Speaker 4:Why, I mean?
Speaker 6:why would you not occupy that rooftop? I mean, there's so like can we get into all the failures of this. What happened? You know?
Speaker 4:like can we start there I'm gonna let's keep talking.
Speaker 6:I want to find because that's where I, that's where my they comes into it, because like that that doesn't happen.
Speaker 4:I want to find video of that, of the two women and that gentleman pointing out the shooter and just showing we told for half hour he right on that roof yeah, they had him in the site.
Speaker 6:I mean the guy got. The one dude got fired right yes, supposedly you know, for taking the shot, he was told to stand down right, like that's, that's, didn't that like real news, like we could say that, right, it's a real thing now. Right, I believe so, not just it just like happened today. You know it's real news. Oh, you know, sweaty news, it's not? It's nice to have something real every now and then, right?
Speaker 4:well, the thing that I don't find real is is what's her name as the fucking secret service?
Speaker 5:oh, they had a fucking secret. No, who's the?
Speaker 4:actress. Who's the fat actress?
Speaker 3:Melissa McCartney.
Speaker 4:She was at Fucking Trump's side Trying to holster the weapon 13 times To me, just watching Everything over and over again how it transitioned.
Speaker 6:It looks like a Benny Hill fucking skit Bro.
Speaker 2:Totally Like holy shit Pop a fist. It looks like a Benny Hill fucking skit.
Speaker 6:Totally, totally, like holy shit, pop a fist and then he runs off it.
Speaker 4:Literally it looked like a fucking Chinese fire drill.
Speaker 5:Oriental fire drill. So you don't offend Kevin, sorry.
Speaker 4:Nobody knew what the hell they were doing. It seemed like nothing was planned out properly what precautions to take and which way to go and the fact that one of the Secret Service agents took forever to fucking get on top of it. Which way do we go, George? Which way do we go? It's Scooby over here, you know.
Speaker 6:Well, you got to head, you know, like what they call it the dei fucking things like the diversity, inclusion and equity yeah, yeah, you know, like, isn't that like part of the problem, at least in in that fucking? So vocation you know like what's what's next? We're gonna have these bitches laying brick no, I want, uh, want what's-her-name.
Speaker 4:I want what's-her-name to be my secret service agent.
Speaker 6:But you know, I want Kate.
Speaker 4:Beckinsale as my secret service agent. I want fucking Wesley Snipes. Yeah, Blade.
Speaker 5:If Kate Beckinsale was my secret service agent, I'd have you guys shoot her.
Speaker 4:I have more faith in fucking Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 6:There would be no secret in her service if she was my agent?
Speaker 4:I just wanted her to jump on.
Speaker 6:She was my secret agent. My wife knows that's her.
Speaker 4:I would have more confidence with Clint Eastwood fucking guarding me Like he did in that fucking movie.
Speaker 5:Clint Eastwood now, or Clint Eastwood now, I'd take him now dude.
Speaker 6:I'd take him now over any of those fucking bitches that were on the video.
Speaker 5:Poor fucking guy looks like the Crypt Keeper.
Speaker 6:Like they were like holy shit. I think those are real bullets, you know.
Speaker 5:Like they had no idea, are they really?
Speaker 6:shooting. They had no idea what the fuck to do. Like, all right, sure, I mean you want to give me some women there, give me some ex-military women, you a gun.
Speaker 5:Aside from the women.
Speaker 4:You know like pretty hot and toss you around and beat you up.
Speaker 6:You know, like if you're going to have to hire a woman in that position, like shouldn't it be have been a cop, or like just something you know like.
Speaker 4:I don't even know. You need a Bridget Nielsen.
Speaker 5:That sounds like a Brigitte, brigitte, brigitte, yeah.
Speaker 4:Not from Rocky 4, but from Beverly Hills, cop 2.
Speaker 5:Yes, she Beverly.
Speaker 4:Hills, cop 2. Yes, she was hot, she was hot.
Speaker 5:Yes, she got her things done by then, yeah.
Speaker 4:Now she looks like a fucking sweet.
Speaker 5:Cheese.
Speaker 3:Brigitte, I wouldn't eat you.
Speaker 4:You've been, how are you? How many times?
Speaker 6:you've been eating, Brigitte. Oh wow, oh Huh.
Speaker 4:That's a lot. What's that number?
Speaker 5:Wow, that's higher than Ron Sandberg's batting average Was Ron. Sandberg in there.
Speaker 4:I know his bat was he had to get one up that hole. But then, as he was was in, he found Andre Dawson.
Speaker 5:He got lost. Andre Dawson was giving her a Denver omelet before he fell in.
Speaker 6:I don't even know which one I want to press. You got a throw up noise. You want to explain the Denver Omelette there, matty, I think you should put the visual up on for everyone to see. I can't do that. You're going to make them read it.
Speaker 4:Can't do that.
Speaker 6:Imprint it in their brains.
Speaker 4:What the fuck.
Speaker 6:Why don't you google it, people?
Speaker 4:denver omelet ah, don't, don't do it, don't do it it's just words, it's not or it's not like two girls one cup aka poo in the puss.
Speaker 2:When you sent that, I threw my phone down to the ground and I was like this is fucking and I'm thinking about, I'm like that could be so difficult.
Speaker 4:When you sent that, I threw my phone down to the ground. This is fucking hot and I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 6:I'm like that could be so difficult. Is that even?
Speaker 4:possible. Yeah, you need a chick who's like a wind tunnel. I mean, I'm sure you know a few of those from the strip club.
Speaker 5:Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you were just a flowered virgins. I feel like one of them. You need to be deflowered.
Speaker 4:Maybe Now, with this going on, right, people are just saying their shit, how Trump is overreacting because of the bandage on his ear. Listen, you got shot by a fucking bullet.
Speaker 5:I would probably put a fucking satellite of I'm surprised he didn't give himself a purple heart yet.
Speaker 4:Well, okay, as an american, how did you? Okay, let's, let's put biden and trump to the side. How did you feel when you saw how he reacted with the fist pump and said fight, fight, with blood all over his face? I got a hard on you. Want to speak into your mic and tell us that again.
Speaker 6:I said I got a hard on.
Speaker 4:Should have played the breaking news music Fist pump. Yeah, dude, it's not breaking news Trump 2024.
Speaker 3:I get those shits every day man, I just gotta take care of them myself.
Speaker 4:So so it brings me to this, and I don't know if this is an extreme way of saying this, so we were talking about it. What are the? Does that fall into the top five photos of american history ever, ever? Absolutely all right, if you were to choose what would be number one so choose what would be number one.
Speaker 6:So like does iwo jima count? Definitely right like. Does it have to be in america or just american? Related american related right um 9-11, 9-11, like when I think of photos. I think of like iwo jima, like 9-11, 9-11, like when I think of photos, I think of like Iwo Jima 9-11 9-11.
Speaker 4:I think of Like the couple days.
Speaker 6:I think of that flag. Everybody was the flag. Yes, that flag. When?
Speaker 4:every.
Speaker 3:Like the whole country was together, yeah, everybody waving American flags and shit like.
Speaker 6:I'm getting chills talking about it, but there's that Iwo Jima, like moment that happened with 9-11?
Speaker 4:Yes, I think.
Speaker 6:Iwo Jima like moment with that happened and that's the picture I'd like. If you just take a snapshot photo like that's what I, that's what I think.
Speaker 4:I would think that would be my number one Um yeah, you got Muhammad Ali.
Speaker 6:Another good one the knockout. Um, let me see if I can find that. You got like those like dust bowl kids back in like the fucking thirties or whatever, when the fucking depression and shit was going on. Yeah, Like when the planes dried up and they had all them dust, storms, get those. But yeah, dude, it's, it's, it's fucking. You could not have like, you couldn't have gotten you couldn't have planned. You couldn't have gotten a bunch of people to try to make that happen and and have it look better.
Speaker 4:You know, oh, it was that's like okay, so it happens, right. And um, I see it and I'm like, oh my God, this is just, it's going to fuel the, not only fuel the country. It can feel the country in a in a negative way. It can fuel the country in a positive way.
Speaker 6:I was worried at first. Like that first day I was looking out the window like hmm.
Speaker 4:What you thought you were getting sniped out.
Speaker 6:I don't know, man, like something like that could have sparked something. Man, you know, like I feel like this country is so on edge with shit like that, you know could have sent, like I don't know, kentucky. We could unleash kentucky with that one, you know, I don't know um well, what do you think was gonna fucking like?
Speaker 5:colonel mustard was gonna fucking come out I don't know mustard in the suppository, yeah totally the book supposedly but this is the the image that kevin was talking about so much better.
Speaker 6:Yeah, showing photos and shit and that's really just like a follow-through from his punch, like he's not even like pumping a fist cash is clay right there that's it, it, cassius.
Speaker 5:Clay, and then is my name Cassius. I'm going to call him Cassius.
Speaker 1:What movie I don't know, ali.
Speaker 3:That's the obvious one.
Speaker 4:And then this is fucking. Where's the photo? Is this the original photo? No, the Iwo Jima. Oh my, oh my god see that's crazy. Yep, that's fucking.
Speaker 6:I gotta share that then you got the 9-11 flag take it easy.
Speaker 5:Still trying to share, iwo jima takes him minute.
Speaker 6:I just didn't want him to forget.
Speaker 4:There we go there you go See.
Speaker 5:I'm getting this down now. Yeah, seven minutes between pictures.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry. We were doing ink blots here. You're trying to figure this out. I would say this is probably the most iconic photo I think before it was on facebook in american history I would.
Speaker 6:I would say, yeah, there's not many photo photos.
Speaker 4:But you got photos and whatnot from the video of uh kennedy getting assassinated and seeing his head get blown off yeah, but those are or I don't know know.
Speaker 5:Ben said look up the burning monk.
Speaker 4:Was that a B&B? Sounds like the bougie. Connecticut people go to the burning monk. Is this like the burning man?
Speaker 5:I don't know.
Speaker 4:Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about. It's a monk that set himself on fire. I don't know what's. Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about.
Speaker 6:It's a monk that set himself on fire With lamp oil For a good cause, like the Egyptian magician, I think it was for Ukraine.
Speaker 4:I think it was for Ukraine.
Speaker 6:Nah, oh shit.
Speaker 4:I got a Ukraine tie-in to the to the assassination. Now the burning monk happened in the united states. Holy shit, oh no, he's burning shit.
Speaker 6:Oh there it is, was that at the, the old fucking monastery on 301? Holy shit really so like did he live I don't know, was he burnt?
Speaker 4:well, he kind of looked like he was uh or did he just light himself a fire and die? He kind of looked like he was, uh, you know, like floating on, uh, floating on some flames there yeah, no, I mean he, I mean he's on fire.
Speaker 6:He's definitely on fire.
Speaker 4:Okay. So what's the reason why the guy burned himself? It's got to be Ukraine. You can tell by the cars.
Speaker 6:Zelensky Fucking Zelensky again.
Speaker 4:Zelensky's in the background playing the piano with his dick. The comedian he was. What happened? What are you trying to do?
Speaker 6:Give us some more context here on the burning monk there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean, you just throw it out there like snorkel.
Speaker 5:No, I was going to play a song about people on fire.
Speaker 6:You know, call in, explain yourself.
Speaker 4:A song about people on fire. Yeah, we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 5:I didn't think about that one, but yeah.
Speaker 4:Okay, what's the burning monk, ben, burning down the house? Have anything to do with Benoit balls and vibrating panties? Just wondering, all right, so.
Speaker 5:Protesting plant-based burgers.
Speaker 6:Wow Way back then huh.
Speaker 4:Dude, that looked like that was in the 50s.
Speaker 6:Right, there was like Daniel Sun's car there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I saw Miyagi in the background. I don't know, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't put that up there in the top five. I don't even know what the fuck that's all about, and first of all, if it's for plant-based burgers you're not even in the top 20.
Speaker 6:Interesting photo, but not iconic.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 5:More of a what not to do Right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, don't burn yourself alive for any type of thing that's going on in this world, especially Ukraine, or plant-based burgers. Would you set yourself on fire for White Castle?
Speaker 6:Like my whole body, or just like a toe. I'm not even gonna lie to you like a half hour? Like I need a scenario too we talking like three in the morning.
Speaker 4:Getting out the club you get the crease. You stop at fucking White Castle you get the crease case, the only one sitting at this table.
Speaker 5:Who's gotten out of the club? You stop at fucking white castle. You get the craze case. The only one, the only one sitting at this table has gotten out of the club is pat yeah, yeah you never went to like dance clubs every once in a while. It wasn't my.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it wasn't my thing oh no, they were fun, man, oh yeah I gotta power.
Speaker 5:I gotta be saying the bar and power drink cost400 a night.
Speaker 6:You used to go to Twilo. You ever go to Twilo down in the city Twilo.
Speaker 4:Sound Factory Limelight Tunnel.
Speaker 6:The old meatpacking district? Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you liked the meatpacking district. Yeah, I set you up for that one. It's like every time I was there. That's where the clubs were. Man, you take certain things right. I guess you have to do what you have to do. It's me.
Speaker 3:Ecstasy.
Speaker 6:Let's get ready for the bass. Remember that one time this is me.
Speaker 1:Let's hope it's Ecstasy.
Speaker 3:I used to pull that trick all the time with the other drug dealers.
Speaker 6:I don't know what this is, but it ain't ecstasy, but it's pretty damn good too, kevin, you need to go to church and pray I do, but you won't let me in, it's me, jesus, I'll let you in.
Speaker 4:Well, yeah, give me some of that smoked brisket.
Speaker 6:I love it up there.
Speaker 3:It's great, everybody say I love you, my children. Hey, hi Hi, why am I stuck in a well?
Speaker 4:Hi, where'd everybody go? Hold on.
Speaker 2:Dawson Dawson Speaking of.
Speaker 4:Dawson you guys want Dawson's Creek Now, alright, what's the next thing we had on the On the list there, maddie? Oh well, here's the thing Now. There's so many extremes that can come out Of this whole assassination attempt. There's a lot of craziness, so, like I want to paint the picture here. First of all, I honestly believe we're in a simulation, because you couldn't have written that script any better, more perfect than what happened, and him throwing up the fist, blood all over the face with the nonsense that's been going on in this country.
Speaker 5:Is it inconceivable to say that he did it to himself?
Speaker 3:I don't know man.
Speaker 4:I've seen narcissists do worse.
Speaker 5:I mean, it really is just clip of the year, to be honest with you.
Speaker 4:Dude, it's clip of the year.
Speaker 6:Holy shit, dude, Dude. It's a clip of the year.
Speaker 4:Yeah, holy shit, dude.
Speaker 5:That's the. I mean if Evander Holyfield could go with Mike Tyson's bite mark in his ear. What's a little ear nut to trouble yeah?
Speaker 4:it's like chick stick scars, bro. Let it show. Did you see the 3D imagery?
Speaker 6:they had. Oh, he doesn't get it infected.
Speaker 4:Well, Get gangrene and be all over Bro you put basil trees in and fucking band-aid on the edge, just like if I was shaving my head and I nicked my ear.
Speaker 5:Excuse me, pat, you put a little Mercure Chrome on that.
Speaker 4:Mercure.
Speaker 6:Or you put one of them like gauges in the ear that them fucking weirdos have you know like the fucking circles the bar.
Speaker 4:Looks like Donald Trump just visited. Kenya. He's got those neck stretchers on too. Why do they have pleats in their lips?
Speaker 5:oh boy so here's John Gruden got in trouble for less than that. Here's my thing now it's true very
Speaker 4:good, very good very good, that means, it's true very good, very good man, you're very good.
Speaker 6:Um, that means, it's all better.
Speaker 4:So that's the all better button I don't care if who you're, who you're supporting whatever, whatever side you're on there. If trump loses the election, something's up.
Speaker 6:Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4:Something's up, because now you're seeing all the positive. What's crazy to me is all this positive stuff is on the news about Trump.
Speaker 6:And you hear the telltale end of the Democrats want to force fucking Biden out of office. Dude, that fist pump was a mic drop. Yeah, dude, that's really what it was.
Speaker 4:That was a fist pump when you felt the ecstasy kick in.
Speaker 6:It was like boom election over. Yeah, cut the nonsense, stop trying to fucking arrest me. The fucking brief hits, you know.
Speaker 4:He was throwing the Italian fist pumps with his ecstasy Fuck and then he says Fight, fight. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6:And that's then, that's now being that's now Becoming like an anthem. You know, like they were doing it at the RNC oh yeah. Um.
Speaker 4:You know, I mean like people go up and like when they like clapping and stuff and like Fight, fight, fight fight, see Hulk. I didn't see that.
Speaker 6:Oh man, listen here, brother. He was up there doing his fucking spiel like the hulk hogan stuff and he fucking he's got like a black t-shirt on the trumpamaniacs he fucking rips his black t-shirt off to reveal the fucking trumpamania trump and vance you know trump. Yeah, like it was. Just like I want one, like I want a trumpamania shirt did you see?
Speaker 5:did you see the one with uh? He's giving it double guns on the back of his shirt.
Speaker 4:On the front says you missed oh my god, I'm actually, that's actually a great idea for a t-shirt they're, they're getting it's already a t-shirt. Yeah, they're making them up a million no, but like you can, you can do so much shit with that. You could do the john cena fucking hand thing with it.
Speaker 6:You could do fucking yeah, john cena sucks, he doesn't suck.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's gay, he didn't win.
Speaker 6:He didn't win the fucking wrestling fucking uh, nobody likes them, like they're force feeding it's the kids love john's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sure kids love them yeah, yeah, special.
Speaker 5:Kids love them. Yeah, special kids have a I'm not talking about retarded kids on this show.
Speaker 6:I'm just like quoting Shane Gillis you know he. Fucking Shane's great, you know.
Speaker 4:So, now my thinking is this I'm going to have more cheese If something does happen. Where, say, trump loses the election, we need to bunker down.
Speaker 5:People's heads are going to explode.
Speaker 4:We need to run to the woods and live.
Speaker 6:You need to have a plan.
Speaker 4:I'll say that, oh my god, the world will fucking end Because you have Crazy extreme Motherfuckers who support Trump will do fucking anything.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I could deal without those People yeah, a little too far right.
Speaker 4:I just don't understand why you know.
Speaker 6:A little too far, like I get it, but yeah yeah, don't like it's.
Speaker 4:It's to the point of now where it's it's literally, if people are not seeing what the hell's going on. And they were rooting on, uh, the shooter who fucking tried to kill him, saying that he's a bad shot and what you, you need you are. What's wrong with this country? Those people, oh, yeah, no for sure. And, honestly, you should go assassinate yourself.
Speaker 6:You're, you're probably still wearing a mask in your car by yourself. Everything you said. You shouldn't do what.
Speaker 5:Wishing death on people.
Speaker 4:Oh well, this is the. You just told a bunch of people to go off themselves. Yeah, yeah, I'm allowed to, because this is God.
Speaker 3:Then again it's a sin if you off yourself. Ha ha, ha Ha ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 4:So you know, I don't know if I'm anxious or worried or whatnot, but I still believe something worse is going to happen. Yeah Well, it's crazy. How many weeks ago did I say something crazy is going to happen and the assassination attempt happens and something crazier. I don't know if it's going to be with Trump Something's going to happen.
Speaker 6:You need to own a firearm and have it to go back.
Speaker 5:So you're going to have to like To go back.
Speaker 6:You're going to have to hone in on this ability to be a little more specific with things Like something's going to happen.
Speaker 4:Who am I Fucking Nostradamus?
Speaker 6:I don't know Like something with Trump again is going to happen. No, it's some like volcano or something you know.
Speaker 4:So our discussion, the other night.
Speaker 5:I certainly hope it's not going to make something that Kevin wants to off himself.
Speaker 4:Kevin has convinced me. The Rothschilds run the world, yeah.
Speaker 6:I mean them and a handful of other families.
Speaker 5:Yeah, elitist scumbags.
Speaker 6:I mean, it's their own world, it's not even elite dude, it's like All and a handful of other families. Yeah, elitist scumbag, it's their own world.
Speaker 4:It's not even elite dude, it's like so many levels above that. What do the Rothschilds have? Control of the money, the banks, what company?
Speaker 6:All of them BlackRock.
Speaker 3:All of them, all of them, I understand.
Speaker 6:BlackRock's an investment firm?
Speaker 3:yeah, right, sure it is well, I'm just saying, like it's not a person it's not a family, it's like a entity.
Speaker 6:They have 90 what 90% of the world's wealth on their books or something supporters is George Soros so them Vanguard and I forget the third one have starts with an M, have like 88% of the world's wealth control majority holdings of whatever.
Speaker 4:Alright, so then you have this kid who tried to assassinate him. He's in the commercial.
Speaker 5:Yep, he's in a Black Rock commercial.
Speaker 6:Okay, so we're going there. I'm just saying that's just fucking weird. Alright, so let's set a little pre-story here. Let's talk about the stock dump. We've all heard about the stock dump of Truth Social with the 12 million shares by that. I forget the name of the company I could find it in a minute if they want me to like disparage them.
Speaker 4:That's what good journalists do so.
Speaker 6:They do what's called a put option on Truth Social, which is they're betting it's going to fail. You know it's going to drop, and shit like that, like two days prior to the assassination, also with Rumble as well. And had the assassination been successful, it would have been worthless. Well, the Truth Social would have been worthless. Well, the the truth social would have been worthless. But those put options that were put on the stock, those 12 million shares, would have netted something over like it was close to a trillion dollars did nancy pelosi's husband have something to do with that?
Speaker 6:no, no, but just but. The major shareholders of said investment group are BlackRock, vanguard and whatever that other fucking one is that has.
Speaker 4:We'll call it the dark one.
Speaker 6:It's like the fat friend, it's like the fat girlfriend that they just keep around. That's part of the group and why do they keep them around Kev? Because you never know, you don't know, I don't know why. To make them all look skinnier. Ok, people move along, there's nothing to see here, like I don't know what girls do, but yeah, I mean, like you could pull out the thumbtacks and the yarn and and stuff and it's not like yeah, it's like the six degrees of kevin bacon, it's all gonna go to one place yeah, yeah, um.
Speaker 4:So it's just like I'm I'm not saying, I'm just saying it's a little fucking strange, you know so explain to me, explain to our listeners, what you were explaining to me about how this has been going on to fund, to fund wars all right, so like this, I wasn't prepared for this one um did you need notes or something?
Speaker 5:do you want?
Speaker 6:no, but, but he's gonna tackle it want to take a break and maybe get your cliff notes because, like it's tough, because I have to invoke a certain fucking historical figure, you know, and it's I don't want to, because you know it goes back to hitler, oh no but explain, explain even before hitler.
Speaker 4:You know that history world war one explain the the relationship between hitler and and the Rothschilds.
Speaker 6:I don't know, I wasn't ready for this dude, Like I can Zinger.
Speaker 4:Zinger. Now you told me that he wasn't a fan of the Rothschilds.
Speaker 6:He wasn't a fan of the Jewish bankers.
Speaker 5:I'm just context. Is anybody really?
Speaker 4:I don't know about the Oriental bankers, but you know.
Speaker 6:So yeah, there were controlling families. They controlled all the money in the world and three quarters of them got on a tight hand At the turn of the controlled.
Speaker 6:All the money in the world, you know, and three quarters at the turn of the century, the 18th, 1900s, you know, like it, they just, you know, you can probably even trace it back to fucking like da vinci and medieval time, whatever you know. Um, well, napoleon, there's a hand, napoleon too, like there's a handful of families that controlled the money in europe, um, and they ended up financing wars for certain countries, which then the countries owed them debt and stuff, and like that's really lo and behold, that's really how we got in our present like economic situation around the world really, where the us has like fucking trillions of debt.
Speaker 6:You know, like the all this debt is really like owed to these like a handful of people that run the banks, you know and they make most of their money by funding wars or giving money to countries for war yes, yes, they're financing wars. You know, that's been it since like fucking day one.
Speaker 4:I'm waiting for Vader and the evil emperor to come down now, because nobody's in charge except the elitist of elites, who have 88 of the world's wealth on the books and that's just like on the books, yeah you don't know, like, like the like.
Speaker 6:I'm speculating, but like those sort of people like I'm sure there's some other like finger of their fucking entity that fucking grabs something else. It's just fucking smoke and mirrors that we actually have choices.
Speaker 4:So that's why I think we live in a simulation and, regardless of what we try to do, we're never going to actually have our own choice in doing what we really want to do due to standards do we're never going to actually have our own choice in doing what we really want to do due to standards set forth?
Speaker 5:No, I told you you could be a ballerina dancer if you put the work in.
Speaker 4:What? Why would I do?
Speaker 5:that you could be all you can be you want me to be like a stripper. I mean that's taking an extra mile, magic Mike.
Speaker 4:XXXXXL. I'm singing XXS, but whatever, well, I was just thinking Triple.
Speaker 3:E.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 4:With my banana hammock.
Speaker 5:And then there's only one triple E, and he's not here today. Um yeah, there's only one Triple E and he's not here today.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then my favorite song comes on.
Speaker 6:Big shot, big shot.
Speaker 4:We're not doing that big shot With fucking pixie dust and Tom's dick Glitter. Whatever I you know, I believe November is.
Speaker 5:Election month.
Speaker 4:The election is going to be A telltale sign Of what's going to happen to this country moving forward.
Speaker 6:So okay, do you think the election is going to go smooth?
Speaker 4:No, that's something I could see happening.
Speaker 6:Okay, so who's going to run for?
Speaker 4:the Dems Not run Because it's not Biden.
Speaker 6:What if they Obviously right, Because he's got COVID?
Speaker 4:They set up something where there was an attack on the voting places and shit, shit like that.
Speaker 6:Oh, let's not talk. What about this CrowdStrike thing? What CrowdStrike the Microsoft CrowdStrike fucking thing.
Speaker 4:Oh, when the Microsoft went down.
Speaker 6:Like a couple days ago, where airlines were affected. So like there's fucking video of Trump talking about this fucking years ago CrowdStrike in Ukraine and the voting machines and the servers when he was talking about election fraud and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 6:But like one server connected to everything he warned about this years ago. There was a thing on Fox and Friends that I guess on TikTok probably should have sent that to the group, like one server connected to everything he warned about this years ago. Um, there, there was a thing on Fox and friends that are like us all on Tik TOK. I probably should have sent that to the group.
Speaker 4:But it was a Nickelodeon Fox and friends.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, paw Patrol Right, oh, yes, right after pop blues, blues clues.
Speaker 4:Nick at night. That dude used to do ecstasy. He was warning of fucking crowd strike in the server and this and that and so that's what I'm saying, like I don't know man, like you're going to tell me uh, what was what? How many votes did he get last time for Biden 80.
Speaker 5:Ridiculous number.
Speaker 4:It wasn't like 80 million more than that 88, 88.
Speaker 6:Oh, like the total yeah oh, I don't remember
Speaker 4:you know, um, I could see like that's, when the world comes to an end is a fucking well emp like our world. Yeah, emp, strike over the United States during the election. What are you doing? I'm packing up Obi in my backpack and we're going to the woods. You're?
Speaker 6:taking.
Speaker 4:Obi yeah, I'm going to use him as bait. Just a little skin and bone, you know, nothing too crazy.
Speaker 5:He's going to duct tape him on a tree.
Speaker 4:Stick that in your mouth and shut up. He's going to hold you back, man.
Speaker 6:He doesn't have a good stamina, ah my stomach.
Speaker 5:Create a little space between you and whatever's chasing you.
Speaker 6:He gets hurt a lot.
Speaker 4:Well, what I could do is put a rope around my waist and tie it around him and I could just drag him. You know That'd be, you know, cool. Alright, I like your robe. It's cold out. Can I wear that? Thanks, I do believe the nation is, I don't know. Man, I really do hope that this kind of like push people together rather than further apart um you know, I don't feel like this is gonna push people further apart.
Speaker 6:If anything, there's gonna be like a sense of clarity okay you know, like and there may be some melding of views and acceptance of others and and stuff like that. But if it happens again, dude like I think fucking all pits are off, man.
Speaker 4:If he does become president, does he find the person who is in charge of the assassination attempt?
Speaker 6:um, if he's alive in the office for more than two years, yes, my answer is yes.
Speaker 4:Why two years?
Speaker 6:Because I think that's a fair enough time for whoever they are to you know who's they.
Speaker 3:Kev, I don't know man Like that's the thing.
Speaker 4:You keep on saying they.
Speaker 3:They them Really concerning Aliens.
Speaker 6:Maddie's balls, their pronouns are they them Bunch of gay people you never know, man.
Speaker 4:Flash mob Flash mob LBGTQ.
Speaker 6:But it's not like he's going to get sworn in and it's going to be like a quick sweep of the fucking.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 6:It's going to take a bit of time, so I'm figuring two years right.
Speaker 4:Maddie, tables are turned. If he wins the election, does the Democrats push for election fraud?
Speaker 5:I'm sure they're going to cry about something.
Speaker 6:Oh I don't see how they could.
Speaker 4:The only way I could see them. Not I don't see how they could. I didn't say they'd be successful Is the servers going down, because next thing you know, they'll be like oh, we got to declare martial law. Everybody to their houses, you're all dead.
Speaker 5:Here come the aliens. Well, something's going to happen, because the second Trump steps foot in that fucking White House. Fucking people. Tyrone's coming up. People are going to be getting thrown out of there. Well, that's I mean, is he? Do you think he's going to be Like? I literally think people are going to be getting pitched from the door of the White House to see how far on the lawn.
Speaker 4:They're going To Salem witch trials. Let's do that, let's tar and feather people, little senator tossing when is Beetlejuice when I need him. I need Beetlejuice and the Velcro bullseye Fucking throw him on it.
Speaker 5:It's going to be bad. He can't keep any of these fucks around.
Speaker 4:Well, here's the thing now. If he does become president again, do you think he's going to be vindictive because of everything that's going on? No, no.
Speaker 6:I don't think so at all. Oh, I think totally. I don't think vindictive is the right word I think like what would it be?
Speaker 5:What would be the right word then?
Speaker 6:Oriental.
Speaker 5:Because, vindictive.
Speaker 1:Would like insinuate some sort of like personal sort of thing, you know like.
Speaker 6:I think he's just going to like let the law take care of itself, and he's going to be like, yeah, you're all fucked.
Speaker 4:Well, now let me attack that a little bit. Let the law take care of itself.
Speaker 5:He's going to have to step in and do a lot of cleaning before he did that.
Speaker 4:I mean, the law has been fucking him, but he's been getting off from the Supreme Court Because he's not guilty. No, I know, I understand.
Speaker 6:You know like that's been the whole case since the impeachments, you know, since those attempts, you know like it's To tie in this.
Speaker 4:God forbid we say the word QAnon Can we say that I'm saying there goes our followers is. Is this the?
Speaker 6:I listen I don't, I don't believe in any of that shit anyway, so no, not yet is this, is this. What else do you need to?
Speaker 4:see, bro. Well, when he got up with the blood on his face, earshot off, and he survived in it. What about the guy that?
Speaker 6:predicted that. Did you see that? Oh my god. The guy that predicted that. Did you see that?
Speaker 5:Oh my God, the guy that had a premonition of that three months prior. Oh.
Speaker 6:Okay, let me find he even said he was going to get grazed in the ear at a rally in Pennsylvania. Is this Phil Collins? No, dude, no.
Speaker 5:This was a serious thing, Serious thing dude, serious thing.
Speaker 6:Hold on. That's probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen, except other than that because that was mad to get your tambourine pretty weird I'm gonna need, like, some timpani drums and some like a bass or something I don't know about bass, but turn that bucket over We'll be alright. Should I go up to get some spoons? Get me a jug.
Speaker 5:J-U-G Did you just say J-E-U-G.
Speaker 4:Jug, j-o-u-g, j-o-u-g Jug, jug, j-o-u-j Jug. Here it is.
Speaker 5:Oh, Kinger's watching. I thought he had typhoid or something.
Speaker 4:Listen to this 2010.
Speaker 6:Oh, this ain't it Fucking cocksuckers. That guy? Yeah, it's that guy. Where's the video, though?
Speaker 4:Because he literally said no play buttons.
Speaker 3:Go back it's fucking New York.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 6:Why are?
Speaker 4:you watching foot porn.
Speaker 6:Right, like foot fetish.
Speaker 3:No, I don't touch this foot.
Speaker 6:Fucking close those shoes for Allison from now on.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, Sorry for jerking off on your open shoe. Hi, no, stop when? Okay, where's the fucking? Oh, is this?
Speaker 5:You realize you're gonna have to blacklight this whole house at some pointointing on you listen like the old, um uh, patriots.
Speaker 2:You said you saw me as an old guy. Yeah, but it was not necessarily an old guy, it was. It was like an, a mantle of telling people in these old churches, like trying to reform america again, bringing back America, because the Lord told me. He said I am not done with America. He said there's going to be a new wave of patriotism coming out.
Speaker 2:And that's what I saw with Trump, and I saw a red wave coming out of Michigan. And then I saw Oklahoma and there was embers of people and they were all on um, these, these. They had torches all throughout oklahoma and they were raising up these torches that looked like fire and they were bringing a new patriotism upon the nation. And it was coming, it was being birthed and it just kept spreading like time out, so torches, new peach, so this sounds like a civil war to me.
Speaker 6:well, he forgot pitchforks and tars it sounds like some people meeting at night, you know, in a park.
Speaker 3:A rest stop.
Speaker 2:You know, bringing some things to the table, all throughout America, all throughout, and I saw Trump rising up and then I saw an attempt on his life. This bullet flew by his ear and it came so close to his head that it busted his drum eardrum and I saw um he was. He fell to his knees during this timeframe and he started worshiping the Lord. He got radically born again during this timeframe. I'm talking three months ago. We'll say he's saved now, but he becomes really on fire for Jesus. For what?
Speaker 6:It's interesting to say the least, right like three months ago obviously he had.
Speaker 4:He had, he had some money on this he was not placing puts. He's a gambler I could tell right now he's doing fucking fandle, that's what's in the? Over under on the assassination attempts that's jamie thereek. So three months ago, this guy literally says he has a vision of Trump being shot in a year, three months ago. This is not a simulation. You're telling me this is not a simulation.
Speaker 5:You probably know some of the fag Democrats and they gave him some insider information Inside of trading Dude, that's just Watch.
Speaker 4:now the Simpsons are going to make a fucking cartoon with that guy predicting what happened to fucking Trump. Well, you know what you have to do.
Speaker 6:You have to go back and watch the Simpsons now.
Speaker 5:Seven years prior. It's always seven years.
Speaker 6:Is that the no? Oh, I don't know I was just talking to you.
Speaker 4:They had the. What was the one they had before the?
Speaker 3:iPhone came out 30 years right.
Speaker 4:They had one for the iPhone, they had one for the iPod. These photos that are just fucking ridiculous. And the people are wearing the same fucking clothes. Yeah, simulation, bro. What else we got on that list, maddie?
Speaker 6:just about got it all right, so I got something else to add to the uh conspiracy nonsense of it all. Um. So zielinski uh met with the ceo from blackrock as to the rebuild of Ukraine and investment opportunities for BlackRock in the rebuild of Ukraine. Where did you read this? In a book? No, I've seen it on a few things. I didn't fucking write down where I fucking cited it from. I didn't think I was going to publish it here.
Speaker 4:It would just be good if it was like the Daily Planet.
Speaker 6:But yeah, I'm not bringing you fake news, man Fake news. What I bring you is fact 99% of the time.
Speaker 4:Every now and then have we kept track of this?
Speaker 5:All I have to say is, if there was real news out there, chip Clydesdale would find it.
Speaker 4:Chip Clydesdale would be riding bareback on a horse.
Speaker 6:Did I not bring you the fucking? Degrom shit Before it happened. I mean I hate to.
Speaker 4:That's called a curse.
Speaker 6:I hate to keep falling back on this. You didn't bring me, you mushed him, I didn't mush him Put him in the fucking bedroom. I brought you news. That wasn't news. It was news. I said he was having arm fucking fatigue and then you did this with your fingers. Afterwards, I said he was having arm fatigue. I think he had flowers in his hands to be honest with you.
Speaker 6:No, but yeah, which flowers? Flowers, the ones out there. Black rocks ones are still zelensky. Ukraine rebuild finance. Like that's not fucking, why wouldn't? Why would like. I'm just tying in in the whole fucking like everything man, like like black rock ukraine trump fucking. They don't want them, you know, like the whole fucking conspiracy scenario just well, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 4:I don't think they're called conspiracy theories anymore, because pretty much everything's fucking coming true. It is it's bonkers, it's bonkers.
Speaker 6:And so like? Were you ever a person that was like anti-conspiracy theory I would be like no, that's not true, that's not true.
Speaker 4:And then the more and more you like.
Speaker 6:Like where you're just like, oh, it's not true. Or were you like, stop it, it's not true. Yeah, I'd be like oh that's silly.
Speaker 4:That's silly Until you start doing research on your own and seeing shit and you, okay, over there, you want a doze off. Yeah, oh boy, 944,. Dude, do you get your meds? I want to make sure. Did you take your dick pill?
Speaker 5:Selenafil.
Speaker 4:Not before I come here. You sure do, you sure do I should have to pee. You don't want to do that when you have to pee. You don't want to be walking around with a hard-on and have to piss Because that sucks a little bit I mean you got to hold it down like a fucking diving board, but it's like a kickstand. Lean against the wall and push down like you're fucking. You're making the k the k am I the only one that knows that? So I kind of stick my front leg out too.
Speaker 6:Maddie makes a lower case K.
Speaker 4:Maddie makes poop in the puss.
Speaker 3:Sorry bud.
Speaker 4:Now, I don't know, I just it's. I think I'm kind of worried for the Future of the country. Is there going to be unity If Trump becomes president?
Speaker 6:No, I think there would be. Honestly, I think there would be. I think if he makes it to the election, yeah.
Speaker 4:Is there going to be torches and fire, like that guy explained and you're saying it's a good gathering at the town center, like they're fucking renting library books To the election? Yeah, is there going to be torches and fire, like that guy explained, and you're saying it's a good gathering at the town center, like they're fucking renting library books. I didn't see. It Sounded like militia like that.
Speaker 6:I didn't say it would be right away.
Speaker 4:Right, listen, if he loses, you know.
Speaker 6:If he loses, like there's nothing we can do about it Nothing we can do.
Speaker 4:Am I going to wish death upon Biden? No, he'll be dead two months into his next term.
Speaker 6:Like I don't, know man Like, who are they going to put in front?
Speaker 4:to beat him. I think Mr Belding from Mr Belding, yes, from Sav, mr Belding from Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 6:Really Wow, he's even off on his timing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, him and Zach Morris are supposed to be.
Speaker 6:Zach was supposed to be his.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Zach's going to be his VP. Speaking of which, who's this? Jd Vance, bro. He sounds like a baseball player in the minor leagues.
Speaker 5:I don't know know like does it matter? I think he was it kind of does why I think he was the.
Speaker 6:Uh why? Because he breaks it. He breaks a tie in the senate like bull durham dude, that's the baseball all-stars, bro, that's the only thing he does is break a tie in the senate. Man, you know, yeah, but like this is one job, he got one job, but you gotta have a fucking competent, fucking competent person who is going to be VP as well, kamala.
Speaker 5:Harris.
Speaker 4:Kamala, she's not in the fucking news, dude. They put her in the closet with Aunt Jemima. Everything else they've canceled.
Speaker 6:Dude, she's in like the Andromeda.
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 6:God, like she is fucking out there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, holy shit. Come on, sit down, let's figure out how to talk Like a cackling hen.
Speaker 6:You ever see? You ever see one of them? Montages of her word salads. Oh my god, those, those are great people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's like Look that shit up, she's spelling words Kamala Harris, word salad, alphabet cereal.
Speaker 6:Fucking montage. What's that saying? What's that say in my bowl? It's so great, it's so great.
Speaker 4:She's trying to spell words with her fucking alphabet cereal and it's just not working out too well. But I want to like I know nothing about the dude. Then again, I don't fucking.
Speaker 6:You know, maybe that's a good thing man.
Speaker 4:You know, like I don't know, because that could throw like how Dude, all All he does is next, you know you're gonna hear jd vance banging you know, 14 hookers doing lines of coke, whatever, and be like hunter did it. Well, yeah, I mean, and he banged underage orientals oh boy uh-huh, indians and taiwanese south african, maybe polynesians, maybe burning monks.
Speaker 6:I think he had sex with the burning south africans was a stretch yeah, I know, because they're a very racist country down there.
Speaker 4:Years ago, I think they still are, aren't they?
Speaker 6:so if okay, okay, if you come here from from south africa, are you considered african-american? Yes, if you're white it's what if you're white? But it's africa right, so africa yeah, okay, what's going on with him? All right. All right, because I already know where you were going to kevin jesus what well are you okay, dude?
Speaker 4:I don't know if he's okay how much have you drank, do you? You get roofied man. Seriously Like what happened. Oh, I put fucking GHB in his drink. Oh shit, so we're going to gang rape him tonight. Oh shit, assassinate. Your ass is getting assassinated.
Speaker 6:Good thing he wore black.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just make sure I don't see you when the lights are off. Yeah, just make sure I don't see you when the lights are off, are you okay?
Speaker 6:He's not I don't think he is. I don't know, dude, we got an olive left, maybe like a cracker yeah you're doing the good old weeble wobble.
Speaker 5:Doing a nod.
Speaker 6:It's more of a lean, I don't know man.
Speaker 4:You're doing that. I'm honestly concerned.
Speaker 6:You know when you fall.
Speaker 4:I'm honestly concerned you know, when you fall asleep in a chair and your head goes back when you're like you do, one of those. You were doing that forward, oh yeah like a lot yeah, I mean
Speaker 6:it was awkward more than twice yeah you were going yeah, you were going up and down real quick and making fucking noises. So yeah, I don't know why it was weird. Then you grabbed the mic with two hands. It was really weird. It got really weird. We tried to talk about other stuff.
Speaker 4:I had to mute you out when you were like I love my drink.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 6:Forecast is rain Forecast is rain Forecast.
Speaker 4:Is rain Started making this motion? I was like wake up, matty. You said you were dreaming you. Okay, I'm all right, all right, great. Was it the Magic Mike? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, xl comment. Or was it Pony when he played Pony?
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 4:He looks like a newborn child.
Speaker 3:Right yeah.
Speaker 4:Did you just go full retard on us?
Speaker 5:I think I might have.
Speaker 4:It's one thing you do. You don't go full retard. Oh my God. Just a dude playing another dude. You want to call it quits there, buddy? What about Campfire?
Speaker 5:Confessions.
Speaker 4:That sounds gay. I thought it was Campfire Chronicles. We're going to skip that again and do that next week. I think we're probably going to have to start sooner on a Saturday.
Speaker 5:I only got 14% on the phone. We're not going to make much of that after we download apps and shit. I think we're probably going to have to start sooner on a Saturday. I only got 14% on the phone. We're not going to make much of that after we download apps and shit.
Speaker 4:I mean, okay, that's fine. Well, you would have fell asleep and fallen into the fire.
Speaker 5:Well, that would have been worth.
Speaker 4:No Safety first, bro Safety first.
Speaker 6:Dude, I no, I don't want you to burn up man. I want you to burn up man, I want you to burn up.
Speaker 4:Dude, he would probably internally combust if he fell into a flame, and that's it. You'd rather go that quick than burn alive, yes or no? You're not wrong, he has so much gas in that belly. Second, he explodes like a fucking. It's like when they shoot the refrigerators in the desert. What you ever see, that shit. No, I don't know if it's propane tanks or something it's not a camera?
Speaker 6:It's not a camera. What does a refrigerator do? They shoot a refrigerator every day.
Speaker 4:This dude put a refrigerator hundreds of yards away. He had a sniper rifle Inside the refrigerator. He put this tank.
Speaker 6:Was it like a nuclear refrigerator?
Speaker 5:Okay, he put a tank in the refrigerator?
Speaker 4:Yeah, he put a tank in the refrigerator, shot through the refrigerator, it exploded and it fucking came all the way towards him, almost killed him and he was like hundreds of yards away.
Speaker 2:It was like this.
Speaker 4:It was like God did it.
Speaker 6:Was it me or physics, you know.
Speaker 3:Fuck physics, Kevin. It was me, Matty. That's why you're feeling so tired right now. I'm with that guy, I put a little GHB in your drink and I stirred it with my dick.
Speaker 6:Dude, have another olive, you'll be fine. An olive, you got olives. Yeah, dude, kalamala Pitted, oh sweet, why does that just? Spare no expense here.
Speaker 4:We just lost connection on the TV, but we're good. You know what we're going to call it quits. Um, hopefully, down the road, nobody else gets assassinated. Um, the only way they're going to take Trump out the way I see it now he's walking on the fucking cloud of God Is Jason Bourne comes in and kills him.
Speaker 6:I'm telling you, man, someone's going to poison that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:It's going to be Monica Lewinsky.
Speaker 5:It's going to be like the good old days Someone's going to have to try his food for him Before he eats anything Like Putin.
Speaker 6:Putin does.
Speaker 5:That motherfucker's still alive, isn't he?
Speaker 4:Dude, can you?
Speaker 6:I mean yeah, people been trying to kill him for a long time too right, it just shows you how dirty our government is with just everything.
Speaker 5:Filthy, it's disgusting.
Speaker 4:It's disgusting, I'd rather have um. Who would you rather have run in the country Grimace? He's been a good luck charm for the Mets, oh you know what I heard?
Speaker 6:Fucking. This is an amazing fucking thing that I heard In the Mets history of their franchise. They've only made the playoffs 10 times.
Speaker 5:And franchise history and franchise history 10 times. They've made the playoffs 10 times and franchise history and franchise history 10 times they've made the playoffs.
Speaker 4:They were always fucking second place behind the Braves in the fucking 90s, it's true. They would play the Braves in the National League or Division Series and always lose to the Braves.
Speaker 6:Maybe the early 90s. Later 90s Like the late 80s like the Mets were like a thing, yeah, until 88, when they fucking lost Howard Johnson.
Speaker 4:They got rid of everybody Early 90s, too much coke was going up everybody's nose Sounds fantastic.
Speaker 6:I just thought that that was amazing, like they've only made the playoffs 10 times. That's why I'm a fan.
Speaker 4:I'm a fan for the long shot. Yeah, I'm a fan. I'm a fan for the long shot. I'm never going to switch.
Speaker 6:You're a fan for people who hopefully feel sorry for you.
Speaker 4:Joe Biden. When he starts babbling I'm like poor guy, go get him Joe.
Speaker 5:Trying to make yourself feel better.
Speaker 4:You're as good as the Mets bro. I became a Mets fan when.
Speaker 6:George Dude. I'm just saying like the 10 times, that seems so ridiculous.
Speaker 4:And you wonder why most Mets fans are suicidal. Every year. It's the same fucking story over and over again.
Speaker 5:Do you see the guy that tried to get out of DWI because the Jets are so bad they make him drink. He's a lifelong Jets fan.
Speaker 4:Did it work? No, I bet you Kevin can get off that saying he's a Redskins fan Like you. Know what? Buddy, I feel your pain, get home.
Speaker 5:You know what the cop would say. They're not the Redskins anymore.
Speaker 4:Breath of the Lies. I don't care if you cross that double yellow 13 times.
Speaker 6:You know what I would say? They're always the Redskins Copper. Yeah, I'd throw that copper in too.
Speaker 4:What if they were called, like the Washington, Orientals?
Speaker 6:But they never have been. They've always been the Redskins and they had like chopsticks.
Speaker 5:And the Orientals are yellow. The Washington Portuguese.
Speaker 4:Chopsticks and sushi were their logo.
Speaker 6:Oh. I love sushi I had sushi the other night. Oh God, it was so good.
Speaker 5:What was his name?
Speaker 6:What Sushi? Yeah, hi, not, he she Me Sushi.
Speaker 4:Me Jesus Paul. I gave him some Not he sushi Sushi, I gave sushi on his.
Speaker 6:Get the wasabi, wasabi, wasabi.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 4:Sorry, All right, it's time to get the fuck off this shit. Do you want to do like a patriotic? You know, maybe no no.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 6:No, no, no, no Toby Keith, american fucking anthem thing.
Speaker 4:Or we can play the national anthem of the chick who sang it before the All-Star, before the Home Run Derby, because she sucked the one that went to rehab.
Speaker 5:That's more right up our alley.
Speaker 4:I love her posters like hi, y'all, you know what I do want to apologize because I was drunk last night.
Speaker 6:I mean honestly, like what a fucking PR move that is to be like shit. We're going to throw you in rehab for a week or two, yeah.
Speaker 4:Matter of fact, we're going to put you in yeah, you're going to go for the 72 hours, and then you can check yourself out.
Speaker 6:You get people feeling sorry for you and be like oh, then she's going to come back and sing a fucking amazing national anthem one day. You know like what a great move by her PR people. Ah, whatever.
Speaker 2:And it was terrible.
Speaker 6:It was bad, but I've heard worse. Can we you know, carl Lewis, that was worse, oh my God, that was bad.
Speaker 4:Like that was pretty bad.
Speaker 6:Roseanne Barr, that was worse.
Speaker 4:She grabbed her crotch and spit was pretty bad. Roseanne Barr, that was worse. She grabbed her crotch and spit.
Speaker 6:I had to give her credit on that, though there was a lot worse, but she just happens to be the forefront of worse.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was like I don't even know who she is and she's telling everybody she's a drunk and all of her six fans were like oh, get better, see you next time. She just sucked, that's what it was. She didn't look drunk, she didn't sound drunk, Her fucking tone was off.
Speaker 6:I could probably go to rehab, bro, I could have farted the fucking national anthem Better than she sang it. Really, I've never even heard it.
Speaker 4:If I held in the gas a long time and squeezed out here and there. Yeah you could totally do that. I just sound like a retarded person doing that it's a lot of sphincter control all right before we go. What do you think about the new eminem album?
Speaker 6:I mean you know that they are who we thought they were to quote dennis green what. They are who we thought they were to quote Dennis Green what you follow me here? Yeah, I got you Like. They are who we thought they were.
Speaker 4:Explain Matty.
Speaker 6:Are you playing with a screw? It's a drill bit. What Is that? A secret soundbite Outro. Music. It's still better than anything else that's out there now. You know, Like anything I've heard in the past fucking ten years. Still better than any of that, you know.
Speaker 4:He's got one called Lucifer and one called theifer, so eloquently yeah, I was irrelevant. And one called the Antichrist.
Speaker 7:What the fuck? I started a celibate. Now there's travel inside the mind of a hater.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's. This fucking album was great. It's coming out with another.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's better than any of that nonsense, you hear, well, he did a, he did did one with Jelly.
Speaker 4:Roll he did like a version of Save Me with Jelly.
Speaker 5:Roll. Oh did he really.
Speaker 4:Listen to this shit.
Speaker 3:Daddy, daddy. This is actual footage of him and his daughter Come eat.
Speaker 7:I'm so tired, just come eat. May not be in there. I promise, stop, wake up, shut the door, somebody save me.
Speaker 6:I think it's great MacGyver's on right now. Sorry, sorry. Like why'd we shut it off? Man?
Speaker 4:Fucking MacGyver. You know what now?
Speaker 5:Just play the MacGyver theme. We'll call it a day. Sorry man, such a wrong time to bring up MacGyver theme. And call it a day, sorry man, such a wrong time to bring up MacGyver Dude. It was on, man.
Speaker 4:Hey, matty, can you give me that Pantyhose and battery acid? I'm also going to need a straw and some lube. I'm going to make a bomb. Yikes, this is the worst theme song of all time. This is so 80s. This is the worst theme song of all time.
Speaker 3:This is so 80s.
Speaker 4:This is terrible, t-i-d, t-i-d, yeah with me and Matty yeah.
Speaker 5:This is some fucking loser sitting in his mother's basement with a Casio.
Speaker 6:Ma the meatloaf.
Speaker 4:Or you could be a real. You got that on the board yet Uh no, I gotta get that, you gotta get that. Or it could be a 20-year-old pimply kid with an AR-15. Any one or the other?
Speaker 5:Pretty much. Yeah, I believe that kid would carry a Casio, much more as believable if he's carrying an AR-15.
Speaker 4:He did have a pocket protector.
Speaker 5:Is that all that was left? He said he him on it. Is that all that was left? Oh, he had pronouns.
Speaker 6:Motherfucker had pronouns Really, come on, I'm done.
Speaker 4:Found a business card right outside the body. It's a BlackRock card, no name on it. It's a little weird.
Speaker 6:There's a lot of weird man, a lot of weird going on in that whole Fucking scenario, man.
Speaker 4:Listen to the bird that sounded like it was Malfunctioning. This, this is the simulation we're living it. So, uh, we just want to thank you for Joining us on the Bulls Deep News Network and, uh, you got to see Our Chip Clydesdale pass Out on the fucking set. That's why he got fired.
Speaker 6:He was out late last night and you got to see our Chip Clydesdale pass out on the fucking set. That's why he got fired. He was out late last night.
Speaker 4:He was out late last night riding bareback on a horse and drinking scotch.
Speaker 6:He was hanging out with.
Speaker 3:Marv Albert. Biting asses, biting shit. Biting asses, that's all I'm saying yes, and it counts.
Speaker 6:Yes, yes.
Speaker 4:Marv Albert and Matt L Lauer. What was Matt Lauer's thing? He said he was somewhere. He lied about Something. He was banging people in his office. No, he lied about being involved In some story. Some stupid helicopter thing, I believe. I think it was.
Speaker 6:I don't even know it was bad. We hate him.
Speaker 5:Did anyone even listen to Matt Lauer to begin with?
Speaker 4:No, but I loved when Will Ferrell Kicked the shit out of him In what's that fucking dinosaur movie? Will Ferrell's in.
Speaker 6:Land of the Lost. Matt Lauer was in Land of the.
Speaker 4:Lost. Yeah, he was interviewing him. Will Ferrell's fucking uh what do you call it? Character, like wrote a book about being able to travel to the future. Okay, alright, and he just kept on. Matt Lauer just kept on making digs at him. I could have peed so bad. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on episode 100 and question mark. Question mark I'm going to keep going until Matty falls asleep.
Speaker 4:Play the music Play the music, take it deep bitches. Once again. You can go to our website. What we doing live TheTakeItDeepShowcom Sign up Mailing list. Matty sends his link to his OnlyFans. Big Bears, big bears, terrible Big bears who fall asleep in the woods.
Speaker 5:If a bear falls asleep in the woods, you should.
Speaker 4:Because he shit himself. Ah, Take it deep bitches Until next time. Take it deep next time. Bye.
