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Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter and chaos as we welcome the daring and adventurous Coach G to the "Take a Deep Show"! Fresh from his transformation in Raleigh, Coach G shares his colorful journey from a tattoo-free, motorcycle-less life to embracing a Sons of Anarchy-esque persona. His tales are nothing short of epic, and we can't help but dig into the notorious "incident" that made him our star guest. Whether you're in for the hilarious banter about sunglasses or the mysterious allure of the "lost episode" 100, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster of unexpected twists and turns.
We're not just about the laughs—though there are plenty of those—there's a sprinkle of the profound as we muse about posthumous broadcasts and the wonders of bourbon (with a cheeky twist). With discussions that swing from lighthearted confessions to pondering the afterlife's broadcasting options, this episode will captivate your attention and tickle your funny bone. So, put on your metaphorical sunglasses, sit back, and let us take you on this wild, engaging ride. It's an episode that plays in the space between reality and absurdity, and we promise it'll leave you wanting more.
Come on, come on. Ready Tone buried him on the front lawn, put up a tombstone. I seen Bambi that's my nickname for bamboo. She like what up? Tone, how you can we speak? I got some explaining to do. See, your absence made me forget who you are and I love you. For you, I need a second chance. Boo, I said it's all good. 36 seasons long, you got weak, but I'm here to help weather the storm.
Speaker 3What we do in life echoes in eternity. See you next time, yuck.
Speaker 4Yuck, one of those yuck days.
Speaker 5Are you okay? Is this a sunglass episode? Am I fucking mic on? Yeah, your mic's on. Sorry, it's loud. Is this a sunglass episode? Yeah, it mic'd on.
Speaker 6Yeah, your mic's on. Sorry, it's loud.
Speaker 5Is this a sunglass episode?
Speaker 6Yeah, it seems that way. You got yours, I got some for you.
Speaker 5No, I'm all right, come on.
Speaker 6No, I'm good.
Speaker 5I've got clear ones in the bag.
Speaker 6Are you going to be cunty? Tonight this is how we're going to start.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'd have to go get some.
Speaker 6You want my broken?
Speaker 2ones.
Speaker 7Well, no, not if he's not going to do it. Oh, this is a peer pressure thing.
Speaker 5Yeah, Like I would have conformed to the group you know like I mean, is this a bad time to tell everyone I put roofies in the bourbon?
Speaker 4Thank God I don't drink, I'm driving.
Speaker 5Are we allowed you get in the captain's chair.
Speaker 2The four o'clock across doesn't look bad. No, not at all. It fits nicely.
Speaker 5Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take a Deep Show. Episode something, something, something, something, something, something in the triple digits.
Speaker 6Yeah, we're at home, 12, 14, 19.
Speaker 5We'll get around to airing that 100th episode one of these days. No, no, it's the lost episode.
Speaker 6No, that can't even. That'll never, ever go on. You have to pay.
Speaker 5No, you know what, on OnlyFans You've got to subscribe to see episode 100. I want you to play it at my funeral Episode 100. That is like pissing on your grave if we did that as opposed to what anyone else is going to do anyway.
Speaker 6Do you think somebody is going to do something worse than pissing on your grave?
Speaker 5It's distinctly possible.
Speaker 2What's worse than that, though, is John the first guest since the incident. Oh, yes, yes, yes, I think he is. Yes, he is.
Speaker 6Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very, very, very special guest today. He's not a one percenter, he does not ride with the angels. Nobody thought that, nope.
Speaker 2You're not going to Colorado, nope Chicago.
Speaker 5Nope, and the only reason that he was allowed is because he doesn't drink.
Speaker 6Yes, and, like white girl, wasted.
Speaker 7Oh, was that the incident? Yeah, are we going to hear about the incident? Because now I want to know.
Speaker 6Well, can we do your intro song?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6I think it's fitting, because you're what's up, Coach G. Yeah, I think it's fitting. What's up Coach G. From the last time I saw you to now, it was like you growing up in Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 5Bubba Joe, what's up?
Speaker 6That's the best way to describe it.
Speaker 5He's a young Thomas Teller.
Speaker 6It's very close. Like you have. No, from the last time I saw him to now, yeah, never. Wasn't driving a motorcycle, didn't have the tattoos. Nope, nope. When was the last time you saw him? Last week? Shit dude. When did you? When did you leave for Carolina?
Speaker 7Eight years ago when?
Speaker 2Where in Carolina?
Speaker 7Rowley.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 7Yep Lived down there for a while and uh.
Speaker 6So he listened to this song Down there, and now we got this, this guy.
Speaker 5This guy.
Speaker 3This guy yeah.
Speaker 6It's Johnny Boom right here. Johnny Boom, johnny Boom.
Speaker 2Wow, using him up quick man.
Speaker 6He used three up quick last time and he was very good timing on the last one. But Johnny boom Love it, love it. Speaking of Roofied. Are you allowed to tell that story? No, you're not allowed to tell that story.
Speaker 1Well, you fucking brought it up. Now you gotta tell it, I know, now you gotta tell it, I'm not telling that story Some things in life.
Speaker 7Don't get on me, but this is such a.
Speaker 2When you fucking brought it up. Now you gotta tell it. I'm not telling that story. Some things in life don't get on me, but this is such a they usually do in some
Speaker 6shape or form, it's legendary.
Speaker 2It's still fresh we can have Bernie's.
Speaker 6We keep out of record.
Speaker 5That's only because we're not sure of the statue.
Speaker 6We can talk about Seif Dover, which we won't, just the Jeffrey.
Speaker 1Epstein of car sales. Here we go.
Speaker 7What are we three minutes in?
Speaker 5Yeah, we come out swinging. Did Jim ride in the pilot in Jeffrey Epstein's hot pilot? Jim is probably like Bill Clinton who took the pilot.
Speaker 6Maybe that's a really bad comparison. I'm not going to compare Jimmy like that. Uh, jim, jim is probably like Jimmy's probably like Bill Bill Clinton. He could be Maybe that's really bad comparison. I'm not going to compare Jimmy like that.
Speaker 7Yeah, no, don't do that, Don't do that I just did though.
Speaker 6I know you did but no, it's John used to. I used to work with Johnny at Honda. He was our, he was our, he was a young fucking kid. And now he comes back and he's.
Speaker 7Left an ex-wife and got a bunch of tattoos.
Speaker 5Oh, were you in charge of a lot of lizards? No, mr Despacito was Well, we all know how that turned out. Yeah, he had to flee to Mexico, he's not allowed back at the dealership, Mr Despacito. He's officially not allowed back, like he's blackballed yeah.
Speaker 6Why he's officially not allowed back Like he's blackballed. Yeah, why, I don't know he just he got told to leave one day. By who, mike?
Speaker 7Yeah, mj, yeah MJ.
Speaker 2Yeah, so he's not allowed back, can't be within 200 years of his school.
Speaker 7Yeah well, that'll get you.
Speaker 6Well, I mean, nobody wants to be around an English guy who's always angry. Nah he, you bloody cunt. You bloody cunt.
Speaker 5Oh, that would fucking irk the shit out of me.
Speaker 7Yeah, everything he says to you sounds like he's just.
Speaker 9Hello governor, Did anyone ever tell him they lost the fucking war.
Speaker 2I don't know Like I'm not the toughest dude out there, but I feel like anybody with that voice I could kick the crap out of. I almost want to take a white glove and just slap him in the face Like that voice you're like what?
Speaker 6I threatened him so many times when I was working. I was like you ever get in my face like that again. I was like I don't care if you're my If you had to threaten him more than once he didn't listen to you. No, no, or I didn't listen to him, which was mostly the part you know.
Speaker 5That's fucking aggravating. Why Fucking accent talking shit?
Speaker 1I worked with a dude that didn't have an accent and we shamed him.
Speaker 5He wouldn't even come out with us anymore.
Speaker 6What's crazy is you take him off that lot. He's the nicest dude in the world. Nicest dude in the world yeah.
Speaker 7You bring him to.
Speaker 6Honda and you're just like I'm going to set him and his family on fire. That's a real dick. Then no, because he was very, I would say, giving outside of Honda.
Speaker 5How about this? Let's get him a red jacket. We'll let him run through the fucking run through the used car line. We'll shoot at him with paintballs.
Speaker 6I love that idea.
Speaker 7You just smack him with tea bags.
Speaker 6How many alpacas can we rent to?
Speaker 5have him run in Ride the alpacas and shoot them with a paintball gun.
Speaker 7I'll never fucking see it coming.
Speaker 1I was thinking about him running underneath the alpacas Wow.
Speaker 6Like you put honey on the alpaca's balls and he's got to run through. Yeah, first off, it's an alpaca attack, it's an alpaca, you know know, one of those brushless car washes, but you're doing it with ball sacks.
Speaker 2Yeah, wow, come on. Sometimes people deserve that honey on the ball.
Speaker 6I don't know, I don't know why I came up with that. It was the first fucking thing.
Speaker 7I have a feeling there's a fantasy in there somewhere for pat yeah, I was gonna say that sounds pretty suspect, so you know a lot about that huh, johnny, tell us us what's been going on.
Speaker 6man, why are you back from Carolina? I mean, you could say whatever you want.
Speaker 7Yeah, no, I needed to change. I was working for a cigar company. Which cigar company? Monte Cristo, Romeo H Utman, Should I?
Speaker 6H Farbean. So johnny blew the surprise earlier and he's a guy, you know. He gave me something. I'm like, oh no, no, I was like, save this for the fucking show, the guys will love it.
Speaker 7So, johnny, if you want to, yeah, hand out your special gifts gift packs oh no in the front you got a couple cigars, then inside you got an ashtray Meanwhile.
Speaker 6I know you motherfuckers are like, oh, this is going to be a prank, you got Kevin. Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 2You have.
Speaker 6I'm sorry, Ben, If you're watching right now. You have just fell down a few rungs.
Speaker 7And I figured you guys needed something else for in here, so I brought the Monte Cristo ashtray for you guys to put out somewhere, dude.
Speaker 2Oh wow, look at you, man, wow.
Speaker 5Alright, just take it out. I'm gonna give you the left.
Speaker 7I'm good man, I'm covered.
Speaker 6Matt listen. No, he's good, He'll walk right under the table and just suck you off, he could reach the bottom of the table. Suck you off. No, that's okay. His head won't hit the bottom of the table. I brought shit for later.
Speaker 5Yeah, you got cutters too. Oh, these are fucking fantastic. These are great fucking strokes.
Speaker 6What Johnny got us was it's a. I don't know if I'm going to wear the satchel, open it up.
Speaker 7Yeah, look, you got other stuff in here too.
Speaker 6If I'm going to wear the satchel like Alan did in.
Speaker 7This is a cutter.
Speaker 2That's a heavy cutter.
Speaker 7And then this is a Monty Ashtray. It's like a little car, one that you can put in your cup holder.
Speaker 6That's fucking awesome. The only gift Ben gave us.
Speaker 2Thank you so much.
Speaker 6The only gift Ben gave us was a show of White Girl Wasted.
Speaker 2The only thing I got was late to work. I can't explain that shit.
Speaker 6And you got this changed man to my right who him and I used to have so much fucking fun. Oh, that's fucking awesome At Honda and dude. I can't even thank you enough. This is a fucking awesome gift. Absolutely Thanks for having me, dude. This is fucking great bro.
Speaker 5Are you just back visiting, or are you like back up here now?
Speaker 7No, yeah, I live here now. I live here full time. I wish I was an alcoholic.
Speaker 5Well, I am, I could use two.
Speaker 6I know you do that. That's fucking sweet dude, yeah, man.
Speaker 5Dude, thank you so much. That's fucking wild.
Speaker 7And then I brought these. This is what I.
Speaker 6These are cigars. This is what I want the podcast to be like. Like we can fucking meet people who do this shit.
Speaker 7So this is my buddy, jeff Amendola. He's a guy from up here New York.
Speaker 6More, you got more.
Speaker 7This is how I got my start in the cigar industry, so I want to bring these for you guys to smoke. These are called the West Side Story. He's got two in here, so one's got a Brazilian rapper. Two One's a jet, One's a shark. One's got a Mexican rapper on there. Oh wow, A Mexican rapper. Yeah, that's his newest one.
Speaker 6Those are nice yeah so we can smoke some of those later Bro this fucking cutter, yeah, that cutter's outlandish it's got some weight fucking great. I got such an excitement boner right now.
Speaker 5Are you still working, you buddy? I didn't ask you that earlier Is that something you were like, did you search for?
Speaker 3something like that up in the area. Did you see the ashtray?
Speaker 2The big one, no, the little one. That's incredible, man, this is awesome.
Speaker 6Wow, you are more than fucking welcome on the show Anytime.
Speaker 5Ben will never, ever come here or ever sit in your seat so we got two bad interviews in Canada and an exit stage right. And I don't know how to use my AirPods.
Speaker 6I love you, ben Ben, we do love you, but we love John more now.
Speaker 5He's got to bribe him more. Now he's gotta bribe him. I can't be had, but I can be bought.
Speaker 6I'm totally bought Like. This is fucking Dude, that's fucking ridiculous Wow.
Speaker 7Yeah, I tried to stay in the industry, but 75% tax on tobacco in New York Makes that a little tough for territories. 75% tax and they're.
Speaker 6New York makes that a little tough for territories. I covered 75% tax.
Speaker 7And they're trying to pass 95% up here. If you can believe that, I don't doubt anything in New York.
Speaker 6Most of our cigars were. You have to suck somebody off for a pack of smokes.
Speaker 7Yeah, you know, a $20 cigar is a normal price for a cigar these days. So now up here it's $35 for the same cigar you pay half for.
Speaker 6This is fucking awesome dude.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it's really cool, man. Thanks so much.
Speaker 7Yeah, no problem. Yeah, I wanted to bring something.
Speaker 6I got so much merch left over from you got any like humidors.
Speaker 7No, no, I wish, I wish I still have all my stuff down there in storage. I got to bring back all my cigar stuff. I only have half of it.
Speaker 6How much stuff you got fucking down there. Oh my God.
Speaker 7I've got a 10 by 10 storage unit full to the top. Wow, two bedroom apartment down there. I haven't brought back Kind of a last minute decision to come home.
Speaker 6And unfortunately you can't sell that because we would promote I mean, hey, we're featured and sponsored by Monte Cristo, yeah, I wish. And.
Speaker 5John Boom, johnny Boom, sponsored by John Boom oh dude, show them the photo.
Speaker 6When I saw this photo, when you put it on Facebook like your first cigar flyers yeah, I look at him and I was like Tony Soprano, wait till you see it.
Speaker 7Yeah, my buddy Jeff, the one that has those cigars that I just gave you guys. They called me Big Time, johnny, and then I just ran with it and we put on the suit and that was it.
Speaker 4Then I started making flyers for it.
Speaker 6Oh, fuck yeah, dude, dude. I swear to God when I saw it.
Speaker 5Who's the fucking?
Speaker 6guy Dude. You have no idea, like when I saw it, who's? Oh, who's the fucking guy Dude. You have no idea, like when I saw that, like how proud I was of you, Not fucking Arturo, I'm like this motherfucker.
Speaker 5You look just like One of those fucking dudes. I can't think of the guy's name.
Speaker 6This motherfucker Big time fucking cigar guy.
Speaker 5Big time, tommy.
Speaker 6Big time Johnny Boom, johnny Boom, johnny Boom, jay Boom On we go, there, we go, boom yeah. Why don't you call Boom Cigars?
Speaker 2My wife is going to love this.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like I don't know if I wear satchels, it's a satchel. Yeah, it's a satchel. I could do the awkward. I have no problem. I have no problem doing the awkward moment and putting weird shit in there and having it on my front and reaching in and pulling out. It's like Vaseline, you stick your finger and you come back out. You got Vaseline.
Speaker 5You got like a baby Bjorn and you got fucking.
Speaker 7Vaseline in it. So you put the bag on your chest, yeah, and put Vaseline in.
Speaker 6Inside of it, purposely, purposely, and just reach your finger and you come out and be like so do you like the surprise factor?
Speaker 7Is it like a smell thing?
Speaker 6No, I just like. Okay, I like making awkward moments.
Speaker 5So you Okay, you can only. I love that fucking t-shirt, though it fucking.
Speaker 6It's fucked oh.
Speaker 3I thoroughly.
Speaker 2So many of them hate that word. No dude.
Speaker 3I thoroughly.
Speaker 6Double take's, not even a word. I thoroughly enjoy walking past women shopping at ShopRite and I'm walking around with a t-shirt right in the middle that says moist.
Speaker 7And then you make eye contact with them. You just awkward contact.
Speaker 6What's up? You ever lick your lips a little bit Squirt bottle like this yeah, hit him with it how you doing.
Speaker 2Give the old double eyebrow raise.
Speaker 6I get enough on my face and I just shake off, even though I don't have hair. What is wrong with this?
Speaker 5guy Only to the mom wearing sweatpants on laundry day.
Speaker 6Ball guy shaking his head like it's Fabio Somebody call security on this guy.
Speaker 4He's a freak.
Speaker 5Is that Cypher Dover.
Speaker 6That's who that is. Dude that's like no joke. When I saw that, I was honestly very proud of you Because you were young when you moved down there and got married and I'm like this motherfucker's balling.
Speaker 2How old were you when you moved down and got married?
Speaker 7I moved down at 22, married and had a house by 25. Okay, and then shortly after, that was the end of that.
Speaker 5Shortly after. Let me guess who's still living in the house.
Speaker 7No, no, no. We sold it. Split it Amen. Good for you.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's all good now you got out easy.
Speaker 7No, kids, no, no kids. I lost the dog.
Speaker 5That sucks. Can't gong for that I was going to gong for no kids Lost the dog Gong.
Speaker 7No, no, no, I didn't.
Speaker 6My ball's in the jar Gone Bronson, she's bronson them. That's like Sonny with his balls. Sonny hasn't had balls since 1963. Camille, she fucking, she has meat pounced those ball sacks several times.
Speaker 5Can you, you know what? Can you call Tom Oster, before it gets too late?
Speaker 6Sure Wish him a happy birthday, not a problem. Oh, it's his birthday. It's his birthday. You know he's not going to answer my phone, it's Gunner's birthday too.
Speaker 2Who's Gunner, which also means it's Finn's bye-bye day.
Speaker 5Why did you just fucking ruin everything? Sorry, man, we're on such a high. This guy's all about the facts.
Speaker 2This fucking guy's fucking Thanks. You can act like a man. What the hell would?
Speaker 6you do. That was dismal. You didn't have to go, you're like oh and Finn's goodbye day.
Speaker 2I'm totally fine.
Speaker 5Doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 4I just wanted to bring it up. That's all I'll stop. Oh my God.
Speaker 6Birthday and a I'll stop. Oh my God. Birthday and a good-bye day on the same day. God, you guys have no idea.
Speaker 4I don't even know where to go from there.
Speaker 6I'm so sad.
Speaker 4That's terrible. Take a look at the epics around you Tissues.
Speaker 5Call up Tommy, see how his shmeet's doing. It's the only way to break this mood.
Speaker 6Kevin, if you pray to God, maybe you can have a feedback. I didn't mean it like that. I'm so sorry. I really did not mean it like that.
Speaker 6No, you know, when you say something, you're like I should have thought about that before I said it. It just came out and I apologize. How did you mean it? Um, we don't have to talk about it, okay. No, dude, I've never seen like I. I don't think I've ever met finn when you had finn. Okay, but your, your love for that dog is he's my dog man, that was, that was that was the best one.
Speaker 5I would have killed all the rest of them. That was the best one. I would have killed all the rest of them. That was the best one.
Speaker 6We're still in the process of doing that.
Speaker 5I'm still okay with that. Nothing that fucking hurt out. He's my dog.
Speaker 2Okay, he liked me too. All right, he did like you, he understood you, he did.
Speaker 1Let the boy watch.
Speaker 6Watch Finn Watch oh come on All right Now.
Speaker 4Finn used to watch.
Speaker 5Oster.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, tommy, Let Finn watch.
Speaker 2That's the worst, that's the worst.
Speaker 4Hey boy, hey boy. Dude, I got four dogs. Sometimes they're watching bro. Yeah, that's true, hey boy, hey boy.
Speaker 2Dude got four dogs. Sometimes they're watching bro yeah, that's true. Have you seen how they follow her around?
Speaker 6Put a mask on you, jesus, actually you know what?
Speaker 5Can you guys get goggles? How do you even perform like that?
Speaker 2Scout, you gonna put some Sniffing your ass. They're usually watching from a distance Scout.
Speaker 6Get ready, Get your goggles on. Get your goggles on, Scout. They're like voyeurs.
Speaker 5Scout licked a bad place again. That was good.
Speaker 6I bet you, the way she sniffs, she's probably right under the ball sack.
Speaker 7Wow, it's moist in here.
Speaker 2No dog has ever come close.
Speaker 5You open the door. I don't want to hear your shit now.
Speaker 6I'm just saying no dog has ever come close to interfering.
Speaker 5Oh, for God's sake, please call Tom, just please All right, let's call Tom they may stop it from starting, but they've never interfered the person you're trying to reach is not available.
Speaker 6Oh, he knew, Straight to voicemail.
Speaker 5When you have finished recording, you may hang up. How are?
Speaker 1you going to?
Speaker 4play it. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Tommy-o.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh, Happy, happy happy birthday, Chew chew.
Speaker 4Chew juice.
Speaker 5Happy birthday, Tommy O.
Speaker 6All right, I hope you're swinging dick around.
Speaker 5Hit her with the shmeet.
Speaker 6She's probably dead right now.
Speaker 3No, no, all right, I'm going're swinging dick around, hit her with the shmeet. She's probably dead right now. No, no, all right, I'm going to hang up now, tom.
Speaker 6It's a pleasure. But happy birthday, Hope you're doing well. Maybe you can call us back. Write the voicemail. You prick. You're definitely on a Friday night. He knew that was coming At 9 o'clock, straight to voicemail. She's definitely got you tied up, but we love you hope the bump plug isn't best of luck. Remember. Your safe word is snorkel. Alright, talk to you soon, bye, bye. Can you mention a safe word with her snorkel big hand?
Speaker 5I said snorkel, god damn it oh my god, she's coming down to swap me six fucking feet long all right, it's moist so is the end of the okay I honestly world not the world in there, here we go no, it's from everything that's been going on.
Speaker 6Dude, Do you ever see the chick who wrote Terminator actually also wrote the Matrix, and the Matrix is the future of the Terminator. Did you know?
Speaker 5that you mean the Wachowski brothers.
Speaker 6No, some black chick.
Speaker 5Why's she got to be a black chick?
Speaker 6She's the one who wrote the.
Speaker 5Why can't you just say some chick, what does it matter? Not the movie guys, the books.
Speaker 2I understand Not that I'm a reader man.
Speaker 5Fucking, talking down to me Like I never read a book.
Speaker 2I can read it says Adidas Alvin Mack.
Speaker 5The program 1993 Nice.
Speaker 6That was actually a great movie. The first time you see it, and now you watch it, you're like this is so gay.
Speaker 2Nah, it still holds water. Man, it's a good movie. Man, I would have fucking punched.
Speaker 5Joe Cain's face. It's a good nostalgic watch.
Speaker 6Joe Cain was that asshole friend. You're like what the fuck is he doing here? I thought we didn't tell him we were coming, Like that guy.
Speaker 5What was Darnell Jefferson? That's Omar Epps. Right yeah, in real life he would have taken his fucking schlong out and beat him around the head and neck with it. What the fuck? Wow, that's strong, it's strong.
Speaker 6I've been assaulted by BBC.
Speaker 2Sorry.
Speaker 6That's a browser's channel.
Speaker 5I'm having flashbacks of the. Anaconda in the seventh grade.
Speaker 7Wrong stream, you guys got to subscribe Matty anytime.
Speaker 6I'm like that. I'm like no. It reminds me of the seventh grade when I was on stage with the Anaconda. No, no.
Speaker 1No, I won't go back. No, I don't want that.
Speaker 6I don't like this. No, I don't want that. I don't like this. Nah, it was a good movie, but Joe Cain was a douche bro. He was Driving the fucking motorcycle Little fucking feeble-minded bitch.
Speaker 5What movie is?
Speaker 6this the Program. You're definitely too young for that.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, You're definitely too young for that how old are you 28.
Speaker 228? Yeah.
Speaker 6Yeah, you're a young buck, johnny.
Speaker 5Yeah, jesus Christ. What year were you?
Speaker 6born 97 yeah he Fuck a movie was four years 95.
Speaker 5Fuck, a movie was out three years. Junior year in high school.
Speaker 6Yep, yeah, I was very moist back then.
Speaker 5Okay, you had hair back then.
Speaker 6Yeah, I had beautiful hair, I did.
Speaker 5I don't know about beautiful. It was beautiful, it was luscious. I kept it nice, it was luscious.
Speaker 6I kept it nice. It was luscious, you know, but you have a full head, don't you? I do. I really hate that. You think it's because of his short stature.
Speaker 7I don't think that's what does it.
Speaker 6I think so. If you're lower to the ground, you have more hair.
Speaker 7No, I think it's if you wear hats a lot.
Speaker 5I think it has to do with the hereditary gene. Yeah, it's a gene that you have From your mother's father. Well, I break that stereotype also, and I'm my brother's keeper.
Speaker 2You got to look at your mother's father. I never met my mother's father.
Speaker 5My mother's father had the three-hair comb-over my mother's father had the Montgomery.
Speaker 6Burns Yep.
Speaker 2Nice, my mother's father had the yarmulke which I.
Speaker 5I told you I'd get you one of those. If you want to cover that up, I got a guy. We can go down to Argentina with Jim and we can have someone staple it to your head, can?
Speaker 6you make a yarmulke Out of Monte Crisco.
Speaker 7Monte what.
Speaker 6Monte Cristo.
Speaker 5You said Monte Crisco.
Speaker 7It's like the one thing that irks you. Sorry, you want to hear something Is that a sandwich, did I.
Speaker 2It's like the one thing that irks you, sorry.
Speaker 3You hungry or?
Speaker 2something no.
Speaker 4Sandwich.
Speaker 2Sorry, right, what? What happened? I don't know. You're talking about food and shit.
Speaker 5I don't even remember. I sure am hungry.
Speaker 4Fucking guys.
Speaker 5I was making a grilled cheese sandwich. Earlier I was going to jump over to counter All right Dude.
Speaker 2I offered hungry Fucking guys I was making a grilled cheese sandwich earlier. I was going to jump over the counter.
Speaker 5All right, dude, I offered, man I offered, I wasn't going to make you make me a fucking grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 6Suck your dick for a piece of toast. What $10 million.
Speaker 5Wow, $10 million, yeah, expensive piece. $10 million, bro, expensive piece of toast here.
Speaker 6Get over that shit real quick.
Speaker 4It just sounds so dirty when you say it, it's just so bad.
Speaker 6You'll forget everything after this.
Speaker 7Okay, this will be the last thing you'll be thinking about.
Speaker 6This will never remain in the back of your brain.
Speaker 2Like my nut, like no more ice pops, that's fine.
Speaker 6Takes me back. No more ice pops, no more bananas.
Speaker 2No, no, no, it's more of the ice pop. What kind of ice pop are you eating? Think about it.
Speaker 6What kind of ice pops are you eating? Are you talking about the? You're talking about rocket pops. Yes, the red, white and blue ones. The rigid.
Speaker 7Atom Pops the rigid, the twins, the ribbed, the Rocket Pops for her pleasure.
Speaker 2What about the ghetto shop right twins? Remember the ones you had to break? Yeah, and they always fucking broke.
Speaker 6And one side would be fucking bigger than the other and this piece would fall off Because you broke too much of it. Yeah, that was great times growing up as a kid man.
Speaker 5You were the youngest brother. You always got the short side, the flavor ices dude you used to eat 600 of those a day, but you were only left with oranges, because you know Tommy and Phil were getting all the oranges.
Speaker 6Yeah, I was getting thrown the fucking peels Grape.
Speaker 2Tasted like cough medicine. Remember that the dime tap? I wouldn't go that far. You graped it. Grape what? The flavor ice.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2You know, yes, tasted like dime tap. You ever have dime tap, of course. I did we grew up on dime tap. Man man, I'll snort your dime.
Speaker 5tap Grape sugar grape, you know, freshman year in high school you're trying much time tap.
Speaker 6You could drink, yeah, like I was uh, like which way, like right there right there, right there, the long way like that just just like that okay all right, we're gonna just like this.
Speaker 5I can't I can't unsee that I can't unsee what you just did.
Speaker 6All right, come on.
Speaker 5All right, here we go three minutes to do something else.
Speaker 6All right, here we go.
Speaker 5You guys kept on going on with it.
Speaker 6Jesus God. So the more and more I see it.
Speaker 5Tom Schmidt, I can't get it out of my head.
Speaker 2Sorry, nightmares Billy Joel.
Speaker 1Big shot. Oh my God, oh my God, we my gosh.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh. We could put glitter in the.
Speaker 6Monte Cristo bag for him. So we said what was his stage name. We came up with what was it.
Speaker 2I forget the name.
Speaker 5That was a bunch of episodes.
Speaker 6So we said, like Tom, who has the big shmeet, if he ever became a stripper he would have like glitter bags, a fanny pack of glitter, yeah as he comes out on stage yeah, just launch the glitter while big shot from Billy Joel's playing. You're not buying it.
Speaker 5I don't know that song, oh my god, you guys are gonna deal with this, this fucking guy what kind of music you like?
Speaker 6Obviously the fucking Teletubbies.
Speaker 5He's fucking 18 years old. He's got a like no, no, no.
Speaker 2Serious question Like what's your, what's your genre? All the rap music, yeah, stuff like that Wu-Tang.
Speaker 6Okay.
Speaker 7Alright.
Speaker 6You know this, you know this song.
Speaker 5Respect.
Speaker 6What the fuck is that? It sounds good. I don't know this song. No, you totally got it.
Speaker 7It sounds good. There we go. It's a long intro. There it is.
Speaker 6Throwing glitter, swing, swing and shmeet, swing and shmeet this.
Speaker 2Throwing on Like gold sequined bikini brief and it's just like you know.
Speaker 6With a cowboy hat on.
Speaker 2Yeah, cowboy hat.
Speaker 5Leather chaps A white cowboy hat.
Speaker 2Gotta be a white cowboy hat.
Speaker 5This has turned into the Tommy Oster birthday spectacular.
Speaker 6With like brown cow stripe or something.
Speaker 5Oh, no yeah.
Speaker 2Like a schmied stripe. Not too much, though Not too much. You want a lot of white, yeah, like a schmied stripe. Not too much, though Not too much. You want a lot of white, yeah.
Speaker 4You know yeah.
Speaker 2That'd be fucking great. He's gonna be like Hulk Hogan tan right, we're gonna stick him in the bed for a bit.
Speaker 6The abnormal tan where you notice like oh yeah, you definitely just got spray tan where they're orange and he's just like glowing a different color, almost like a amber rosin, right.
Speaker 2There's no color differentiable between ladies and gentlemen, between nipple and skin.
Speaker 6We have tiptoe Tommy on the main stage. Tiptoe Tommy.
Speaker 4Tiptoe Tommy.
Speaker 6All right, oh boy, main stage tiptoe time. All right, here he is in a billy joel big shot with casey casen. Uh, anyhow, um. So I think the world, or the united states, is ultimately coming to um a boil and it's a powder keg that is going to explode.
Speaker 5Did you say crab boil I?
Speaker 6don't think so I said powder keg.
Speaker 5I was hungry.
Speaker 6Make it more fun if it was a crab boil.
Speaker 3That's a good idea, Matthew. We should throw that idea on them.
Speaker 6Right in their faces. Crab boil Siphed over bro, siphed fucking over.
Speaker 7See you there, bro.
Speaker 5That fucking guy's gonna be there for the crab bake or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 6With a chick on a leash as he's peeing on her.
Speaker 7Yeah, with the pole start With a little tail, with a little record tail.
Speaker 4Yank.
Speaker 5You're talking about a butt plug, pull Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1How do we go from cramp boy to butt plug? It's gonna be a hell of a meltdown, butt plug pull start Like she's a wind up toy.
Speaker 5Yeah, I'm gonna pull these eight beads out, yeah.
Speaker 6Get on the weather tech, you're going to get moving.
Speaker 7On the weather tech Sit yeah.
Speaker 4I need more water. Sweet baby Jesus, Wow man.
Speaker 6I could just imagine, dude, it's oh my God, creeper creeper. It's amazing. I'm oh my God, creeper, creeper, it's amazing, I'm the only one not drinking. Anyway. So now I'm seeing like CNN going against Kamala Harris. A reporter just came out and said that you know he combed all of her videos.
Speaker 5This and that and whatnot of. Oh wait a minute.
Speaker 7Is that, could it be? Could it be? It's the phone. It was right here Under the balls.
Speaker 6Oh, no what.
Speaker 4Welcome to the Take a Deep Show. Hello, hello, how much you love me. Mickey, hello what are you doing?
Speaker 5I'm in shy town right now oh no, he's a jug of wine in, get him him off the phone.
Speaker 6What do you mean you're in Chi-town?
Speaker 2I'm in Chicago.
Speaker 6Our worst guess. What are you doing in Chicago?
Speaker 4Yankee Cub game. Fuck yeah, yankee.
Speaker 7Cub game.
Speaker 4All right, just got done at the steakhouse.
Speaker 2And we're figuring out what's going to go on from here. I'm echoing like crazy.
Speaker 5No, I got you there going to go on from here. I'm echoing like crazy.
Speaker 6No, I got you there you go, I'm going to Notre Dame tomorrow.
Speaker 2You're going to Notre Dame tomorrow.
Speaker 6Yeah, last minute, trip Last minute.
Speaker 2What are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing.
Speaker 6Yeah, I'm a snake, I'm a snake, I'm a snake. Guess who we have in studio with us tonight.
Speaker 4Wait, is this live?
Speaker 6This is live, you idiot. What's up, Jimmy? You're on the air. Hey, buddy.
Speaker 5Jim, so you brought your family to Chicago to see a game at Wrigley Field. That's nice of you, so gay.
Speaker 2Oh, it's this guy I met at the friary here oh.
Speaker 3Oh shit, scott.
Speaker 2He's here. He doesn't want to go on the Take a Deep show.
Speaker 3Tell Scottie what's up man.
Speaker 2He said hello.
Speaker 4He said hello, hello.
Speaker 5Did he say hello, Jim? Did he really say hello? I don't know if you can understand what he said, Jim.
Speaker 2No, it's all good, I thought you guys did this on Sunday nights.
Speaker 6No, it's Saturdays, but I had plans for tomorrow. But you want to know who our special guest is. Oh, he used to do the lot for us at Honda, you're a retard.
Speaker 7Bro, it was like 10 years ago. John Tremaine, okay, he does remember, he does remember.
Speaker 6His name is Johnny Boom, though we're going to call him so.
Speaker 2Tremaine is on there, we're here, though we're going to call him.
Speaker 6So Tameen is on there. Yeah, we're here, brother.
Speaker 7Is he a snake, A slithery snake dude? All right, Well listen.
Speaker 6No, I don't want to listen. Awesome man go fuck yourself Jimbo sucks.
Speaker 5Jimbo sucks. I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.
Speaker 2I support you, jim, hope you hang. Jimbo sucks, jimbo sucks, jimbo sucks. I support you.
Speaker 5Jim, hope you hang yourself in the ivy Jesus.
Speaker 6He hung up. He sounds like a fucking Like he's a two year old.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was old enough to know to hang up.
Speaker 5I'm sure it was by accident. No, that was a good move.
Speaker 2Hanging up was a good move there.
Speaker 5Yeah, did you hear how Betty was slurring his words? The rest of the night's going to be interesting.
Speaker 6That's the way he talks in real life.
Speaker 5Oh no, there's going to be a police incident tonight. There's going to be something in real life. Oh no, there's going to be a police incident tonight. There's going to be something.
Speaker 6Why does your mic sound weird? I don't know. Does it sound weird?
Speaker 2It does. I feel like mine sounded weird before I got to be right up on this shit. Sounds fine now.
Speaker 5Mine sounds weird If I'm over here. You just got to get up in there. I think Pat's trying to silence me. No talk now. Did you shut my mic off there?
Speaker 2you go, there we go. That's better. What about me? Like that sounds okay, but like you sound fine. There you go. What about?
Speaker 6over here. No, you got to be in front of it.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got to get in there. You got to be like fucking, you got to get in there.
Speaker 6La la, la, la, la, there we go.
Speaker 5Just get in there mic again. Why is it doing that? I don't know, pat, I'm not working.
Speaker 2Oh, I hear you now.
Speaker 6I'm not working the board? No, there's no. Everything is the same as it's always been Fucking Biden, fucking Biden. That's who did it. I wonder if it's because of his, because Johnny's a condenser mic. That's why I think Maybe that's what you're getting, but yours Whatever.
Speaker 5Shouldn't? Hey, listen, fuck me anyway. Who cares? Nobody cares, nobody cares.
Speaker 2Oh, you got one left. Buddy, you got one left. How's that?
Speaker 6Matty.
Speaker 5Hey Kathy, how are you?
Speaker 6Why is it fucking? This is out. Yeah it Matty. Hey Kathy, how are you why?
Speaker 2is it fucking? His is out. Yeah, it sounds like you're in a closet.
Speaker 5Yeah, I'm in an echo.
Speaker 2I got an echo thing going here, I think you gotta get closer.
Speaker 5I can't get any closer, wow, okay.
Speaker 7I feel like mine's super loud and I'm all the way over here.
Speaker 5We are not good with technical things.
Speaker 6There it is it turned down Johnny's volume because it was kicking back from the back of it.
Speaker 7I'll pull this over here and hopefully it gets better why did you just cut out though?
Speaker 2no, because he was funny. I'm just going to stay here for the rest of the show.
Speaker 7Just suck the balls, bro get in there on the shaft. I'm thinking easy.
Speaker 6Dude get his real name. No, take your time. Two hands, I'm so off-heard.
Speaker 7I'm new here.
Speaker 2You've got to get his real name.
Speaker 3I can't believe. I just saw that that was awful like you gotta get his real name.
Speaker 6God, you look so comfortable doing it.
Speaker 2I'm just saying it just bothered me the most was the eyebrow raise when he did it you know I didn't make eye contact with anyone.
Speaker 6Can you look at me? That's what counts. Look at me when you do it. No, come on, look right at me, please. Don't what counts. Look at me when you do it.
Speaker 2No, come on, look right at me.
Speaker 6Don't ever do it, please don't Anyway this world's coming to an end, I feel there's going to be what's up, jimmy Lynch. There's going to be civil war come election time.
Speaker 5Sorry, I got excited. That was good timing. I figured we needed a little bit of Morocco, whatever the hell that is.
Speaker 7Tambourine sorry.
Speaker 4Yep, I know my engine.
Speaker 5Pat said you were going to play the recorder as well.
Speaker 7I have a harmonic I can tear up.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, Do you really? No, That'd be crazy. Harmonica tambourine, cowbell and gong.
Speaker 6What gets better than that?
Speaker 2That'd be really good. Play a pretty good cowbell.
Speaker 7It's pretty fucking close to a band.
Speaker 5If I wouldn't get yelled at, I'd hit the gong one more time.
Speaker 7I thought you had one.
Speaker 2I got one left I gotta save it. Yeah, you gotta save it for something big. What are you gonna save it?
Speaker 6You got one left. Yeah, you got to save it for something big. What are you going to save it for?
Speaker 5We'll see. Let's move on with the whole Civil War conversation, anyway, yours keeps on cutting out.
Speaker 6It's really starting to piss me off now.
Speaker 5Yeah, I hear you Just keep going. Civil War, dude Just keep going.
Speaker 6So Kevin scares me every night and just says weird things.
Speaker 5Does he go into TikTok K-hole?
Speaker 6No, I'm like where'd you find it or where did you see this? It was online. But his shit that he keeps track of the solar flares Yep, I don't know if anybody else has this. He has an earthquake app.
Speaker 2I do. Yeah, you can never be too prepared. Why? Just for like general interest, man, like no real concern, just you know, just want to know, you know.
Speaker 7If the earth starts shaking, he'll know where it's at.
Speaker 5If this room's a and don't come a knocking.
Speaker 7That's what they say that's what they say.
Speaker 2You want to know the latest on an earthquake, Adam.
Speaker 5Oh, have you gotten an alert recently?
Speaker 2Well, I mean, I get every earthquake around the globe.
Speaker 6All right, who wants a cookie? Did you say buukkake?
Speaker 5Cookie.
Speaker 2You know who had a 4.8 in Tonga not too long ago, like two hours ago, uh-huh.
Speaker 7Yeah, that'll get you.
Speaker 2Man, that's a 5.1 in Guatemala.
Speaker 5Hey, michelle, how are you? Guatemala I see your husband left you and went to Chicago gallivanting again. Ran like lunchtime today. Hey, michelle, how are you? I'm in Guatemala. I see your husband left you and went to Chicago gallivanting again Like lunchtime today.
Speaker 4That's weird.
Speaker 6Okay, random.
Speaker 2Nothing big, anywhere, weird.
Speaker 6I bet you if you see a big earthquake.
Speaker 5Where's our fan base building up recently? Patrick Subscribers oh.
Speaker 6Vietnam.
Speaker 5Any earthquakes in Nam.
Speaker 3Wherever Tommy O is tiptoe.
Speaker 6Tommy's at. There's going to be an earthquake as he's tiptoeing.
Speaker 7With glitter allegedly.
Speaker 6And Kristen's holding a ball. Sack, boom, there goes the dynamite.
Speaker 4There goes the boom. Boom Boom there goes the dynamite, there goes the boom Boom, wow yeah.
Speaker 6Anyway. So we're going to die from solar flares. I'm starting to believe that aliens aren't really aliens from outer space. They're From Arizona, like falling angels.
Speaker 2There's a really good argument. You're going like there's a good argument. That's deep, joel Osteen, on me right now, bro.
Speaker 6What's going?
Speaker 2on here.
Speaker 6It's a deep conversation. That's all I know. When I saw that, I'm like, I can believe that.
Speaker 2You know, like you're thinking, like the revelations, like the fucking apocalypse, the four horsemen.
Speaker 6They come from different dimensions.
Speaker 5And all our listeners left no you don't think so.
Speaker 2I mean it's. It's definitely far-fetched. It's a possibility, you know.
Speaker 6I'm just saying why do they keep on crashing their fucking UFOs? And uh, who says it's?
Speaker 7aliens and UFOs.
Speaker 6That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7It's just planes that we don't see yet, area 51 stuff, you know.
Speaker 6I know, I know.
Speaker 7You know some stuff about it. I like this guy.
Speaker 6Yeah, you know some CIA shit.
Speaker 7Sorry, I got excited again.
Speaker 5If you want to pull that fucker right off the back of there and go to town, go get it.
Speaker 4Nibble on it a little yeah dude you, You're sitting there.
Speaker 7I'm going to put this here.
Speaker 2You got to own it, man, in case I get excited. He's got a gong, I got a cowbell, you got the tambourine, you're on tambourine tonight Perfect.
Speaker 6Do you think that there's going to be a militia come election time?
Speaker 5If the vote goes the wrong way. I do, I really hope so, I think. Whichever, way.
Speaker 7Why do you hope that?
Speaker 2Yeah because I think we're at the point where we need the fucking, we need a reset, we need a purge, a cleansing.
Speaker 5In.
Speaker 2Washington, like the quote unquote Washington. Yes, pat, we need a purge.
Speaker 7It wasn't designed for people to get rich. It was designed to be the voice of the people. Hello.
Speaker 6Can you imagine hearing shit like this, kevin?
Speaker 7This is not a test.
Speaker 4This is Alexa.
Speaker 2Announcing the commencement of the annual purge Sanctioned by the US government.
Speaker 5You motherfuckers, better run and lower have been authorized for use during the purge. I have my mask. You think that's going to happen. I have my mask, I have my weapon of choice and I'm waiting to let us to release us.
Speaker 6I got my N95 and a suction cup dildo. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2I don't think that's going to happen.
Speaker 6That's a different kind of purge.
Speaker 2But, I do think there needs to be a removal of whatever shape form it comes from, of what's going on there?
Speaker 6That's the problem. There's a higher power than what's in government.
Speaker 5We'll see, we'll see, man, you know, oh you don't think these fucking idiots that are in there now are calling the shots. They're all getting their fucking strings pulled. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7Yeah, Joe Biden doesn't even know where he is. He just hopes he gets ice cream.
Speaker 5He hasn't known where he's been for the last 15 years.
Speaker 2I honestly don't think he's alive. There's a clear choice Come on man.
Speaker 6Clear choice. That's the thing. What's crazy is there's people who are like, oh, Kamala Harris is going to win.
Speaker 2A lot of people, at least, that's what the media says I mean Biden won last time. I know that Apparently anybody can win.
Speaker 6Hey Dave, I'm just wondering where are they in their right mind to think that what she's done? Have you heard her speak? Yeah, she sounds like a cackling hen Actually almost like ack, ack, ack, ack. The fucking.
Speaker 5Ack, ack is more intelligent than what she says.
Speaker 2Yes, Every time she's done talking, I feel like I'm watching the fucking Billy Madison fucking. Speech at the end Speech when he's like. The puppy that lost his way, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 5Everyone is now dumber for hearing what you said. You're awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2Every time she opens her fucking mouth. Come on, man, To make a noise anyway. Apparently she's good at fucking opening her mouth.
Speaker 5Why we got to, here we go, oh, why we got it, here we go here we go, here we go facial fry the ladder you know, facial fry they climb the ladder we have.
Speaker 6Uh, you know, I'll get down on your knees, you're okay come on her harris dude, she was she was montel williams trophy bitch man.
Speaker 2Come on, come on, come on, like she's, come on, she's the president and she's running for president and she was montel williams. Trophy bitch like wake up people, wake up white people. That's not what I said, oh I just like the way it sounded.
Speaker 6That's not what I said white people.
Speaker 2Huh, it's a, it's a movie quote. Right, you're quoting a movie, yeah, um I'm You're quoting a movie. Yeah, I'm trying to remember what movie, though Just trying to give context.
Speaker 6No, it's in a movie, maybe it's not. I'm confused. Now we're all going to die, so that's my conclusion.
Speaker 7I don't think so.
Speaker 6Why.
Speaker 2Yeah, we're not all going to die. Yeah, we're not all going to die.
Speaker 6First of all, we already know what you're doing.
Speaker 5You're going into backyards and take me, Elizabeth. Take me now.
Speaker 2I'm sacrificing myself. That's not accurate at all. That's one.
Speaker 6You said you would purposely fall into lava.
Speaker 5Can we go back and play the fucking tape? I'm sure we have that on record.
Speaker 2This is like one reference to the movie. This Is the End, where I would be like if that shit happened, I'd be like fuck it man, just like.
Speaker 5Oh no, there was more than one.
Speaker 2Yeah, there was more than one, like dude if a nuclear bomb landed in like fucking Brewster, yeah, I'd be like fucking, take me.
Speaker 6You're not going to have time to say, take me.
Speaker 5Yeah, brewster's close enough, you're bent over already.
Speaker 7We don't got to give it Just a second All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 6That's it. A nuclear bomb hits Brewster. That's relatively quick. We're incinerated, we're all going I mean I would have no questions.
Speaker 5I believe we're in the blast radius, unless we're in the basement bunker studio.
Speaker 6Just like facial Fridays. Get away from the blast radius. You know, maybe it's Speaking of dirty bombs. Hello, we're back to Kamana Harris. It's such a great porn name, kamana Harris.
Speaker 5You guys should release that shirt. I gotta fucking patent that right away.
Speaker 7Yes, you do Make the shirts and put that out when you put out episode one and just have, like a salesman through the fucking roof and just have like a sticky gooey droplet, like like from her chin.
Speaker 6Like it was glazed.
Speaker 7And then underneath it, just like there's that.
Speaker 2There's that drooling emoji. You know it's got those little bit from the corner.
Speaker 7Try to get it yeah moist in November.
Speaker 5Vote moist in November.
Speaker 6Vote moist. My supporters are moist. I love it. I get the moistest followers.
Speaker 5This is the best thing ever, by the way, Orbs.
Speaker 2It's high ingenuity right there.
Speaker 6Now I don't know. Okay, I played the audio for you guys earlier about the CIA operative who's supposedly releasing all these documents Jason Bourne, jesus Christ, if you hear what is happening. Jackson Bjorn, audio files of recordings and everything between the Obama administration, joe Biden, hillary Clinton, for covering up SEAL Team 6 murder and paying off Iran with $152 billion.
Speaker 5I have heard this guy's dead, is he not? No?
Speaker 6No, not yet. Here's the thing You're never going to hear about it. There's no news that's going to fucking publicize it.
Speaker 2He's Snowden 2.0.
Speaker 6I got one word for you.
Speaker 2He's living it up in I don't know somewhere in Europe right now.
Speaker 6Joe, joe, what's up? I got one word for you, diddy. When's the last time you heard about Diddy?
Speaker 7Oh yeah, that was a cover-up.
Speaker 5He had a bad picture of him on the internet recently.
Speaker 6How bad was it? Was Meek Mill behind?
Speaker 5him. He was all disheveled.
Speaker 2Was he ashy?
Speaker 6Ashy to classy.
Speaker 5Ashy Diddy.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5Ashy Diddy's getting his assy. Diddy, do you look like Pookie yeah?
Speaker 6You got that Vaseline with the coconut.
Speaker 5You got some crack.
Speaker 7You got some blow. Yeah, he's got one of them backpacks you got, he's got one of those. Oh yeah, just random.
Speaker 6Vaseline and a satchel. Him and Meek Mill walking around with the fucking satchels.
Speaker 7He was holding Meek Mill. That was not consensual. He was holding him down. That video was horrible.
Speaker 3It wasn't even a video.
Speaker 6It was a sound clip. Oh, the sound clip is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3I was disgusted by that. He's like help me, help me.
Speaker 2It's like blazing sounds he did not say help me.
Speaker 4He did not say help me. It sounded like Rocky punching meat in the freezer?
Speaker 6No, is that too much? Is it punching meat when Rocky was punching the raw meat? That's what it sounded like. I know what you're saying. Yeah, well, I mean shmeets. Galore, diddy and Meek. Can't waste the last one. No, all right, galore, diddy and Meek.
Speaker 7Can't waste the last one, not on Diddy.
Speaker 6So my thing is this I think there's a, there's a bigger Power behind everything. It totally, it's Everything's forced on us Just to Get in line. It's everything's forced on us just to get in line and do whatever we need to do for whatever fucking party and shit so who's the puppet master? Who owns BlackRock?
Speaker 5Deep State some.
Speaker 6Rothschild. It's the elite of elites I, I believe who do run the world.
Speaker 5I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 6They have their hands in everything. They influence any which way they can, because they can do it.
Speaker 5Joe Mattio, you're elite. Are you in that group? You run the world. I would love to do that.
Speaker 7Yeah, if they could just send me a 20.
Speaker 5Preferably rolled up.
Speaker 7I just need a 12.
Speaker 5Can I?
Speaker 6get that 20 leased in Keef.
Speaker 3Yeah, we're going to do it.
Speaker 6Thank you. We're going to smoke it like the elite does.
Speaker 7Yeah, I need a 20 and a pre-roll Chop cheese.
Speaker 1Come on, come on, come on on, come on Chopped cheese.
Speaker 5Shit, by the way, pat, that's a sound bite. That's a sound bite now.
Speaker 6Sifed over in his Chopped cheese Shit, motherfucker. No, it's, and Regardless. You know you. You were born, raised like this. You had the American dream Right. The American dream Was buying a house, having a, a family dog, white picket fence. You can't do that.
Speaker 5You can't even have a white picket fence anymore. The.
Speaker 7American dream is debt. The only reason I did it was because it was in 2020.
Speaker 6This is true. You know, it is the elitist of elitist run the world. You have the middle class who work for what they earn and pay taxes so you can't survive Just enough, so you're not the poor. And the reason why the poor is there. Because the middle class gets scared, because they don't want to be poor, so they work harder.
Speaker 5They work just hard enough to not be there. Yeah.
Speaker 6You work harder and you don't benefit from. George Carlin said that man.
Speaker 2Years ago. Fucking years ago. 20 years ago.
Speaker 5George Carlin was decades ahead of his time.
Speaker 6You know, and you sit there and you look at it. It is true, you are going to work the rest of your life. Regardless of what you fucking do, you may retire. But are you going to retire comfortably? Probably not, you still. You have a ton of people who retire. They still have to fucking work just to swing by and then suction cup dildos come flying out of the sky like asteroids. You're screwed.
Speaker 7That's how they get you.
Speaker 2That's what nobody warns you about. Osteoids.
Speaker 7I'm not prepared.
Speaker 2I have no idea what the fuck to do if that happens?
Speaker 7There's no way, you can't prepare for it, it just happens.
Speaker 6Not hemorrhoids, but osteoids. Can you imagine that Tom Schmidt flying?
Speaker 3around like osteoids. That's incredible. Oh my God, that was fucking great dude.
Speaker 5Happy birthday, Tom. Yeah, happy birthday there, osteoids.
Speaker 6Well, you can say that's two things Tom's dicks flying through the air, or Tom on roids, osteoids.
Speaker 5I mean either way, whichever way you want to go with.
Speaker 2I think, I think you pick something, and one of them is like a bonus round.
Speaker 5One of them is true. One of them is a bonus.
Speaker 6I get to see that. You know it's like for free.
Speaker 2It's Tom on roids, but like after like 10 levels, it's like yeah, you know, he looks like a dick.
Speaker 4you know, like after like 10 levels it's like yeah, no he looks like a dick, you know, but he looks like.
Speaker 6He looks like mickey roark from the wrestler. Yes, yes, yes the ram, tommy the ram oh, my god, oh his finishing move is the asteroid.
Speaker 5Don't, do it, don't do it.
Speaker 6His shmeet's wrapped around his elbow and he comes fucking down on it. It's the asteroid. Oh my god, the asteroid's coming in, but he pulls the rat back.
Speaker 5Oh no.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3No, sorry, too much coming in, but he pulls the rat back, oh no. No Sorry too much.
Speaker 6That's the docking asteroid.
Speaker 5Five down to four.
Speaker 7Oh my God, this poor guy's getting cooked on his birthday. Listen, he's one of the funniest motherfuckers in the world Best, One of the best, and if he watches this listen I didn't sing to you like that for you. I love you.
Speaker 4I'll sing to you like that for your birthday.
Speaker 5So I'm just saying I love you. I'll sing that on your birthday every year.
Speaker 6Happy Schmeet Day to you. That's a different song for a different time. Do you think that? Are we going to be like a fucking Great Depression? Are we? Are we going? Is there going to be like a fucking Great depression? Are we? No, not like it?
Speaker 2was. I don't think it could ever be.
Speaker 5Like it was, but Pat actually sent something when it said if Kamala Harris Is losing that bad In the polls, They'll market 50 points. What's going to happen is they're going to start cutting the interest rate and fucking shoot the fucking market through the roof.
Speaker 6Well, they said it was plus 50 points, and this is what plus 50 points does, and it'll turn the whole election and because of that, since she's currently in office, if that does happen, she's going to end up winning the election. So you know you know what?
Speaker 5he? He here's, here's the question. I mean forget, forget this, forget this election. Right, you got him who just can't keep his fucking mouth shut. If he fucking kept his fucking mouth shut but it's great though he'd probably have like a fucking 70 point lead on her. Okay, but he just fucking turns everybody off. Who's the next Republican candidate? I guess I don't know if Vance really has the fucking pedigree.
Speaker 2Well, like they haven't had one since Trump won the election.
Speaker 5Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That's the problem with the party is that they never put someone forward after he lost. You know, it was just always.
Speaker 5Yes, but who's next, and are they going to be viable?
Speaker 2I don't know, but we got a lot of new Republicans man.
Speaker 5A lot of switchers.
Speaker 2It seems like it. I don't know if they've officially switched, but you got Tulsi Gabbard. She's cute, she is. I vote for her, for her cuteness. So is that congresswoman from fucking South Carolina? Have you seen her? Why are you whispering? Oh my God, Because nobody. Have you seen her? Why are you whispering? Oh my god, cuz nobody can know say I feel, cuz they feel Like this is a good secret.
Speaker 6I would volunteer to be her chair. Let's pretend I turned down the volume. Let's talk, let me. I'd love to be her mountain bike seat oh.
Speaker 7What you guys got paper towels.
Speaker 5Hey Trace what's?
Speaker 6up? Why Are you sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar, bro?
Speaker 7I'm sweating, yeah, whatever you just said that's exactly what I did. Yeah, I've never heard that one, but yeah, fucking A.
Speaker 2Why would a gerbil be sweating in a gay bar? I don't understand.
Speaker 6Oh, this is, this is. I don't understand Dude. Check her out, let me see. Oh, yeah, she was the one who was cursing. I like her Because she's Her vulgar. Yeah, that, she's fucking hot dude.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5She's a dirty. She's a dirty talker, dirty girl.
Speaker 2She's hot dude, yeah, and she's.
Speaker 3Hands over here. Okay, yeah, come on.
Speaker 2Check it out, I feel like, as soon as you see her, you're gonna be. Oh, yeah, her. Oh yeah, yup, yup, yup, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.
Speaker 6I love you, governor.
Speaker 1Hello governor. Yeah, it's me Bobby, yeah.
Speaker 2Not to mention, she falls right in line With everything I Fucking believe in, you know. So she'll never win. She's into satanic worship.
Speaker 5No dude what was that she's into satanic terrible worship Dude.
Speaker 2I went to therapy for that and I'm over it. You're not over anything. I'm in control of my destiny. Now, man, you know, use the now man. I'm in control, bitch, you know Use the force, Luke.
Speaker 4Yeah, use the force. Speaking of force, why don't you bend over for me, Kevin?
Speaker 2I thought Star Wars references were off the books.
Speaker 5I think that's the first one since that show.
Speaker 4Let me show you my lightsaber.
Speaker 6That's a bad guy right there, dude. Imagine having that guy on your shoulder. Darth Vader isn't dealing with a red lightsaber, so's Gunner.
Speaker 2Mine's blue.
Speaker 5Sorry For a lot of, for a lot of reasons, reset I feel, I feel bad so we'll cheer him up.
Speaker 2Forecast is ready.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5That was actual footage of Kevin's birthday.
Speaker 6Dude, we can put that up as a short on the fucking YouTube.
Speaker 5We certainly could.
Speaker 6Because your body gesture when you do it.
Speaker 2There's still video of it too, right? It's like forever record. Oh my God, no presidency for me?
Speaker 6No, he likes to do the stroking motions. I say when you forecast rain.
Speaker 5I'm still waiting until I get a call from corporate being like do you participate in a podcast?
Speaker 6No, I heard something about facial Fridays. No, I don't Is that real?
Speaker 7No, I heard something about facial Fridays. No, I don't. Is that real? Yeah, is that a?
Speaker 6real thing. Yeah, is there a ring of thunders in there? Okay, I mean, are we? I don't know, man, I really don't know.
Speaker 5It's very peculiar times. Something's going to happen, it's just yeah. Yeah, it's edgy.
Speaker 7Sometimes Something's going to happen.
Speaker 2It's, just it's edgy Like sometimes, I think we're not going to make it to election day.
Speaker 5You know what not for nothing, Are you?
Speaker 6thinking Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington.
Speaker 7Yeah something bad happens, like the siege.
Speaker 6You know, like some sort of like, do you think martial law?
Speaker 5I actually. Can we let the young man speak a little bit? I'm curious to see what his take on all this shit is being different generation and much probably not as jaded as us three old fucks.
Speaker 7Yeah, I mean, I think history repeats itself, so Continue, please indulge. I mean, the people are going to have to stand up eventually, feel free to talk into that.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, Talk into the mic.
Speaker 7Talk the balls. I think people got to do something about this problem eventually, because if we just keep going like this, it's going to get worse and worse. We can't afford anything. We can't afford groceries, we can't afford gas. We can't afford to live.
Speaker 2But what's the target problem? What is it?
Speaker 7Too much government. Yeah, there's too much control of anything. We're getting taxed on money that we've already paid tax on, and then we were taxed on it before that and taxed on it again. Then we save up our whole life for, and then yeah, and then they just keep raising it. Did you say hot to it?
Speaker 6I hot to it Right on, right on. Yeah, you're getting, you're getting hot to it all fucking day.
Speaker 7I don't like how famous that girl got. Why.
Speaker 2Yeah, but why not, man? I don't know.
Speaker 7Come on, it's one thing to get famous.
Speaker 2But then she's like the new hot Hooters chick.
Speaker 5Yeah, but it was 15 minutes and if you listen to, 15 seconds of her talking you're like your brain is melting.
Speaker 2But she threw out a pitch.
Speaker 7Yeah, at the Mets game. And then listen. You saw what happened that day.
Speaker 5She knocked two of it on the ball this bitch was working at a spring factory Spit balls, spring factory and this was her claim to fame. God bless her. Sell a couple hats. Sell a couple t-shirts. Don't pitch out at a Mets game. No one watches that shit anyway.
Speaker 6Because what I'm going to do is next time I randomly Is interviewed on video, I'm going to come up with something for the shocker. You know, two in the pink, one in the stink. We're going to come up for something you guys don't know. Fucking shocker dude. Bam, boom, boom, boom. That's it. Viral video. Viral video.
Speaker 2Yeah, but like you're not cute.
Speaker 6I'm throwing shocker change-ups at opening day. Boom For who Fucking Long Island Ducks? Come on, dude, that's big time. Did you say? Long Duck Dong Sound like a girl's softball team, no it's.
Speaker 3What is that Just like amateur?
Speaker 6Independent, independent Major league players play there, old washed up major league players, racist ones, john Rocker. John Rocker played with them, probably the most racist.
Speaker 5I wonder how he'd like taking a six train out to Long Island. He was actually.
Speaker 6Did you ever see that fucking thing he put out when he was talking about being on the subway? John Rocker, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 6And he played in New York that night and he beat him Fuck the Mets.
Speaker 2But he used words that were generally accepted at that time, jeter Okay.
Speaker 6I don't think it was Accepted. To be honest with you.
Speaker 5Well, it's not like today. I mean he didn't say faggot oh.
Speaker 6Well, he was close to it.
Speaker 5Yes, but that's what I'm saying. He's not bringing the words back. You say queer.
Speaker 2You should totally be able to say faggot man.
Speaker 5And retard.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 6Come on, come on, retards, where can we?
Speaker 5start a petition to bring these words back Special Olympics.
Speaker 7What's that movie with Johnny Knoxville?
Speaker 4The Ringer.
Speaker 7When the fuck do we get ice cream?
Speaker 4Oh, wow.
Speaker 7I love that. That was great. I think that was the only funny part in the movie.
Speaker 6When the fuck do we get ice cream? That is fucking good. You scratched funny part in the movie when the fuck do we get ice cream? That is fucking good.
Speaker 7You scratched my CD in broad daylight.
Speaker 6I was watching Shane Gillis' older stand-up. Dude that guy's hilarious and he was talking about the Special Olympics. He's like can you imagine being the guy who actually came up with that? And you're just like you know, you tell a friend and a friend's like dude, you better keep that to yourself. I don't know where you come up with. Yeah, we just get them all together and you know see which ones can beat the other ones in each town. It was so fucking great.
Speaker 7We went down to go see that Kill Tony show in the city a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6Oh, you went down. Yeah, how was that?
Speaker 7Oh, dude, it was amazing, shane was there. Joe Rogan was there. We went the first night and we got to see Cam Patterson, Casey Rockett, all those guys. It was awesome.
Speaker 5I heard that was fucking outlandish.
Speaker 7Jelly Roll came out to open it. It was nuts man. Who else was there? There was a lot of people, Until the Brady roast.
Speaker 5I didn't even know about that fucking guy.
Speaker 6He's fucking awesome. Tony Hinchcliffe yeah, dude, he's.
Speaker 5Really yeah. I never fucking saw him before, Never listened to him.
Speaker 7I was like this guy's fucking awesome Dude, hearing some of these kids that were there for the first time to go do their first stand-up, and they're doing it in Madison Square Garden in front of 18,000 people. This kid gets on stage and he totally tanks and Tony's like well, just try and tell us something that'll make everybody in the crowd like you. And the kid goes uh, I drive a pretty nice BMW.
Speaker 1Everybody was like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5You guys are mean. I would have loved to follow that.
Speaker 6Did you guys notice? I just walked in from beating the shit out of a pussy in a BMW.
Speaker 5Yeah, Balls of steel getting on that fucking stage though at Madison Square Garden, oh dude.
Speaker 2How long is that?
Speaker 7How long the show yeah yeah, it was probably two hours, two and a half hours.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 6They do that every Thursday at the Mothership. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It's just fucking that. What did that run you I?
Speaker 7think it was like 120 something. That's not bad. Any Florida seat started at 500 bucks.
Speaker 6What's his name? Who was doing Dr Phil? Yes, oh my god. When he does that shit, it is hilarious. They sit down, and then Shane Gillis Will sit down dressed up as Trump and he'll talk as Trump. And then you got a dude who's a comic, who talks like Dr Phil, and he looks like Dr Phil.
Speaker 7And he'll say just read my book and it'll hold up Dr Phil's book.
Speaker 5I think Shane Gillis is fucking hit and miss. Why Sometimes he's fucking hilarious and sometimes he's like fucking. Really, how is no one punched you in the mouth yet?
Speaker 7Did you guys watch Tires on Netflix?
Speaker 6No, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 7Oh my God, that is a funny show. Yeah, andrew Schultz is in it.
Speaker 6Ah, shoot Schultz, kind of like he blew up quick and then he just like.
Speaker 2Yeah, like I got a Schultz level, he turned a little bougie, I got a Schult too.
Speaker 6He was there that night too, don't get me wrong. I love his stand-up and shit's good.
Speaker 2It was good. It's a gimmick now.
Speaker 5He's a hit and miss guy too, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 7It's like you're a fucking dildo. He was saying all the stuff that you couldn't say in that time and he was like super popular, yeah.
Speaker 5He blew up quick, yeah, from some of the shit he was saying's material well, it's chapelle.
Speaker 6I think it was chapelle who threatened him um something, like he was up on stage or whatever and and he wouldn't get off and chapelle's like I'll ruin your fucking career, and I guess and chapelle.
Speaker 5Chapelle can do that.
Speaker 6I love chapelle, yep how many times we watch the uh sticks and stones? No, well, the one where he's the fucking lbgdq fucking yeah, uh the the car ride.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're picking up the hitchhikers, you have no bathroom here for another three steps that fucking 10 minute bit, or however long it is, is one of the most iconic. Like like awesome, yes, yeah, yeah, you know that whole setup is good, even when he's talking about the pools. That sums it all up.
Speaker 5Yeah, that man is just pure genius. Yeah, hands down Right Are you looking for it.
Speaker 8In fact, we built these roads. The rest of you? Buckle up, we'll get you to where you want to go. So the G's are just driving the car. Of course, next to the G's in the passenger seat is the L's. Everybody likes the L's.
Speaker 5Hey, Superfan Ben.
Speaker 8Except for the G's. I don't know what that's about. I just know the G's don't like them that much and the G's always say like little subliminal digs on them, it's unnecessary shit, it's not mean. But you know what I mean. They just be like I wouldn't wear that. The only thing that breaks the tension between the L's and G's are the B's in the back seat. That's right. There you go. Everybody scream out when you hear your letter.
Speaker 3If it's one thing that the L's and the G's agree on it's that the B's are fucking gross.
Speaker 8They seem greedy to the L's and the G's. You know what I mean. They're just sitting in the back seat like, yeah, man, I'll fuck anybody in this car.
Speaker 4He's just sitting in the backseat like, yeah man, I'll fuck anybody in this car.
Speaker 5Now, Ben, we're not having any of that Our second best fan Ben.
Speaker 8And sitting next to the bees all the way in the backseat by themselves looking out the window. That's the tease. Everybody in the car respects the tease, but everyone also resents the tease. It's not the tease fault, but everyone in the car just feels like the tease are making the trip take longer. Anything the tease say, anything the T's say gets on everybody's nerves and the T's don't even say anything bad, just be in the back talking to himself. I'm hot, shut up, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4Okay, roll the window down, bitch.
Speaker 8I don't know what you, what? Roll the window down, you Bitch.
Speaker 4I don't know what you.
Speaker 8What she said. I was hot. Can you pull over at the next exit? I need to use the restroom. There is not a restroom for you for four states, nigga.
Speaker 3So we can do what we're doing. That's it. That's it, you're done.
Speaker 6That's one of the most classic legendary stand-ups ever. When he did that, do you get to the cue man?
Speaker 4Yeah, the cue's good, oh yeah the Q's got it.
Speaker 8The Q's got it. The Q's got it. Just when that car can't get any more tense. The Q's are hitchhiking as they pick up on the road. Some white dude in booty shorts is walking down the freeway.
Speaker 4This is the best part.
Speaker 8Jesus, see him. That guy might be one of us. Hey, are you okay, need some help. And he come over there with them booty shorts, leaning on the window. Hey, what's going on? Fellas, lady, whatever pronoun makes you feel comfortable in the bathroom?
Speaker 9Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going. I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight or whatever. All I know for sure is that I really want to get in this car.
Speaker 5That's fucking just a classic, my face is starting to hurt.
Speaker 6Absolute, fucking classic. He did it perfectly. The man's a legend. Yeah, dude, and the shit he got for that was crazy.
Speaker 5All his bits. Yeah, he don't give a fuck. No, he's the best.
Speaker 6Well, that's the thing about comedy. It's like that's our I think our escape.
Speaker 7You can't get canceled if you don't want it to happen.
Speaker 6Yeah, but it's you know Truth.
Speaker 7Listen, if you're fucking fair game yeah as soon as they try and cancel someone like him. He's just going to make a comedy skit about it.
Speaker 6Oh, my God, that's it.
Speaker 7What are you going to do?
Speaker 6We're going to do a live show at the Trans' house. Yeah, we're going to do it. Yeah, with Tommy Tippy to a Tommy Coming in with glitter.
Speaker 4Yikes.
Speaker 6Oh, I don't know. What do you think, matt? Do you think we're the end of the world? What are you gonna do If the shit goes down?
Speaker 5I'm gonna load up Pat, and I'm taking as many With me as I can.
Speaker 6You're gonna load up huh.
Speaker 5Sometimes. Listen, I don't know, man, it's fucking crazy, it's fucking weird. And we keep saying this it's gonna be a civil war, it's gonna be. It's going to be a civil war, it's going to be this it's going to be that Half the fucking people you're fighting are offended or put off by weapons. Can you imagine?
Speaker 6that this generation try to go to war.
Speaker 5Let's be honest about it.
Speaker 2Hey, what if Venezuelans came in and took over the Hollywood motel Right? A bunch of.
Speaker 5Venezuelans in Carmel when you got that.
Speaker 3After I'm done laughing we're just going to cut them off from Optum so they can't get medicine for the bed bugs.
Speaker 5Get rid of that shit right away.
Speaker 6Yeah we're going to have to cook that. You guys are cooked. We're going to bring in the boom.
Speaker 5Hey, listen, we're not going to bother you. We're just not going to give you medical treatment for whatever you get from staying in that hotel. It burnt down. So good luck, it did, which one burned down.
Speaker 2Hollywood Motel. That's a shame. I'm sure no one's responsible for it.
Speaker 5I was thinking of Heidi's and Brewster.
Speaker 6That's where yeah.
Speaker 7That's where what?
Speaker 6Somebody's wife had to stay Dude Heidi's is nice Sifed over, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2Have you ever been there? No, I've been there to work Garage doors.
Speaker 6Why don't you growl for me, baby?
Speaker 5It's a bear market. Oh, I got the pole start.
Speaker 7Dude, I know somebody.
Speaker 5Excellent point, ben Excellent point.
Speaker 7Her sister was in high school and apparently it's normal For these girls to wear Yup. It's normal for these girls To wear the tails, like in school, you know. So, wait, wait, wait, the tails, oh you're talking about the fucking furries. Yes, those things. Okay're talking about the fucking furries. Yes, those things.
Speaker 5The furries.
Speaker 7Yes, it's real.
Speaker 6We've had a long discussion about the furries.
Speaker 5The tails. What are the tails? Those are the people that identify as cats.
Speaker 7This girl's sister was in class and someone decided that it would be funny to pull this girl's tail.
Speaker 6Well, that tail was a pull start and she yanked out.
Speaker 7This girl's butt plug in the middle of class Drops on the floor, goes across the floor and she just yanked out her fox tail.
Speaker 5Is that how kids have to get laid in high school now?
Speaker 7She's bouncing around like a rubber conch, can you imagine being a parent? Your kid's getting ready for school. They walk out with a tail. You think it's attached to their belt, but it's shoved up their ass.
Speaker 6No, Can you imagine that? No, that's just. That's a lot. That's a lot to deal with, oh my God.
Speaker 2I'm horrified Like crazy.
Speaker 5Who walks around with? I mean, have you seen this one on TikTok who's all bent out of shape that her kid identifies as a cat? I'd be pissed and all the neighbors kept calling animal control about a dangerous animal.
Speaker 7That is hilarious.
Speaker 6Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.
Speaker 5We have a cat sighting In South Florida.
Speaker 6So just be aware, it's a young buck boy Around 11, he's wearing whiskers and please do not talk on the tail.
Speaker 5Yeah, and Mickey Mouse ears, the pronoun is meow. Please approach with caution.
Speaker 6And he has a pole start.
Speaker 7Yeah, yank that thing. You want to get that kid fired up. You want to get Mickey going.
Speaker 5Just yank the tail out, Bang Jesus Christ. I can never unsee that Like I can't.
Speaker 6Were the parents called.
Speaker 7I don't know if the parents were called. I didn't get too far into the story because we just couldn't believe that some kid got a butt plug. How old, how old are these people? Senior in high school, so probably 17. Some of them 18, if they didn't.
Speaker 5Well, you got to figure 18's, okay, but you got to figure this too.
Speaker 2It's still fucking early for a butt plug man.
Speaker 5No, no. Kids got their phones and they're like oh, I can do whatever I want, so they're probably searching porn.
Speaker 6Hey, pat, I think you might want to check what Ben's saying. I don't know why, kevin, I don't think Kevin has been on the line tonight.
Speaker 2Wow, I'm getting attacked by Ben. What's going on here? You believe that.
Speaker 6Oh, my God.
Speaker 2I can't believe he said that, dude, he was my biggest supporter. I'm fucked now. I got nobody.
Speaker 5Ben turned, ben turned Democrat, oh shit.
Speaker 7That's a big accusation. That's a big accusation.
Speaker 6These days, not really, you know, but here's, this is for Ben.
Speaker 4Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 6Oh my God, not for Kevin, that's for Ben, because we ever you know, I mean this guy came in Number one fan. Holy Jesus, like Santa Claus.
Speaker 7Right, true, seriously, listen, I had to come out swinging. You know you did Schmeat and all Right. Schmeat everywhere Moist, mo, shmeet everywhere Moist.
Speaker 4Moist and smoky, just how I like it.
Speaker 6I like it like a pork shoulder. I love it, you and your pork butt.
Speaker 5Ben was saying you shut up, bitch. You're supposed to be about the topic, but now Obst, he's never in your corner again.
Speaker 2Really he said never against Orbs.
Speaker 5Oh, against. See, that's what happens when I can't quite remember. Why are you trying to?
Speaker 6start shit man. That's when the song Against All Logic come on. Right now.
Speaker 2But I was taking it back. I was like, oh my God, Ben turned on me. What did I do?
Speaker 5Take a look at me now.
Speaker 4In such a fancy place. In such a fancy place Mean to you.
Speaker 2John's never heard this song. No, I've never heard that one either.
Speaker 7I'm just like oh yeah, Take a good look at me now.
Speaker 2He's like who's Phil Collins? You've never heard that song. Oh, play it, dude, you gotta get that up Play it.
Speaker 6Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 99.9. We got a love request At night and coming. Calling from the request line is open. Calling from New Fairfield, connecticut, we have Orbs, orbs, you requesting Phil Collins. Is that what you're requesting Against all odds? Uh huh, okay, great movie, by the way. Who's this go out to? What special person does this go out to?
Speaker 7Me, because I've never heard it.
Speaker 5So the younger generation never heard this. There you go. This could be one of those reaction videos.
Speaker 6You might want to grab Maddie around the waist and start fucking slow dancing.
Speaker 4Oh fuck, all right, all right.
Speaker 6We, we have Tiptoe Tommy, main stage Alright.
Speaker 2I'm gonna have to fill up for this.
Speaker 6This has gotten a little gay, oh man.
Speaker 5It's totally gay man you wanna turn on the disco balls.
Speaker 6Yeah, I feel like I'm about to start crying. Yeah, cut my balls. Okay, I can't do that. That is a good song, though, and it's a great fucking little drum solo in that bad boy. What was the other?
Speaker 7one. What's that Pepsi?
Speaker 6What's the other Phil Collins song? Thank you sir. What fucking song is that?
Speaker 2Which one?
Speaker 5The one oh oh, oh, the one with the drums In the air tonight yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ha, all right.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, you know what's in the air tonight. What was that? Somebody just had their microphone by their stomach.
Speaker 7No, I was putting the cap on the old Pepsi.
Speaker 2That was me.
Speaker 7Oh, just massaging the mic.
Speaker 6Can you not do that and stare right?
Speaker 7at me Because it's just massaging the mic. Can you not do that and like stare right at me, because it's just so?
Speaker 2It purrs.
Speaker 7What do you mean, pat?
Speaker 2When I touch it, it purrs. What are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 6Seriously, I don't understand why you guys are talking like that. I gotta go. Just a tip, do you? No? Oh, I'm just kidding. Oh, my god, don't See now.
Speaker 3I, he's got two hands on it now.
Speaker 6Oh, I'm good, I'm good he had two hands. He was choking that fucking thing out. He was about to kill it.
Speaker 5Ben requested Sister Studio.
Speaker 6Ah, sure, sure, Ladies and gentlemen, we have BT from Boston calling in BT. What are you looking for? Hello, did we lose him?
Speaker 5I think before it got disconnected he was looking for Sussu Studio, Sussu.
Speaker 6Studio. All right From the number two fan of the TID show, Sussu Studio. How do you spell that show?
Speaker 2How do you spell that? P-s-u-e-d, p-s-u-e-d, i-d-o-e-n-x?
Speaker 6It's not synonym S-U-P-S-U.
Speaker 2P-S-U-E-D. How about just Phil Collins? S-u-e-d-i-o, s-p-s-u-e-d-i-o.
Speaker 4S-U-E-D-I-O Sudo.
Speaker 6Oh God, s-s-s-s-u-d-i-o, yes, all right. Well, I can't find it.
Speaker 5All right. Well, there you go, number two All right.
Speaker 6Number two fan Seems like you're not going to get your request John. What request you got I?
Speaker 7don't have a request.
Speaker 6Oh, come on, what's a good. Phil Collins was fucking pretty good, though.
Speaker 2Dude in the air tonight, man Like classic drum solo, like top five drum solos of all time. Yeah, I can feel it in the air. Do you know this tune?
Speaker 7I know this one, I know this one, everybody knows this one.
Speaker 5If you have an air drum to this song, you're not even a man. Yeah, air drum.
Speaker 6I wonder how much we can Wait, wait, wait, matty, here now, now, this is what we'll do.
Speaker 2This is what we'll do 145 till the drums.
Speaker 1I'll find, I'll find. No, I'll find where the solo kicks in.
Speaker 6I'll find where the solo kicks in. Get your fucking cowbell.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 6We're going on. What do you got?
Speaker 2All right. I thought he had the tambourine tonight.
Speaker 5He can take the tambourine you got a gong.
Speaker 2bro, Do a hand, kazoo.
Speaker 7You got a gong man oh, you got a gong, you kazoo.
Speaker 6You got a gong man. You could time that gong. Yeah, that means it's called limitless as many times as you want. Yeah 17.
Speaker 717 of them.
Speaker 2No, no, 60% of the time. It works all the time. That means like three yeah.
Speaker 5We're back in. Yeah, alright, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 6Oh no, oh no. Yeah, let's get the band together On a Friday night Come on, give me the tambourine, oh no. I remember, don't worry.
Speaker 4Yeah, tell me when. Yeah, tell me when Ready.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6Welcome to the Enya channel on Sirius Radio. We like to meditate with our listeners, so if you guys are out there, just listen up and stretch it out, stretch out, stretch out.
Speaker 3Listen to you and me. That was terrible. You have.
Speaker 6Maddie's timing, it wasn't bad man.
Speaker 3I think that was off a little bit.
Speaker 5Was I premature.
Speaker 6I don't know, because I was looking this way and it just sounded like a random bang on the fucking gong and I was like I don't know it was good way, and it just sounded like a random bang on the fucking gong and I was like I don't know, it was good though.
Speaker 2I think it was good.
Speaker 6We gotta get a fucking harmonica or kazoo.
Speaker 5Alright, kazoo would be a party Next. I was gonna say next weapon, next instrument.
Speaker 2Dude, I play me in spoons.
Speaker 3Shut the fuck up, ben Dude, I play me in spoons. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6Ben Ben, just so you know. Your rating instantly dropped today Down to two. We got vomit from you and cigars, cigarar cutters, Fanny packs.
Speaker 3I wouldn't say it's a fanny pack, I wouldn't say it's a fanny pack.
Speaker 6I like to call it my fanny pack or my satchel.
Speaker 7Satchel with Vaseline. Satchel with Vas.
Speaker 1My sach and vas.
Speaker 7Sach and vas that could be a cool plate. It could be the next type over Wow.
Speaker 6Sachin Vass on my license plate. I like it.
Speaker 5Oh God, that's a personalized license plate and everybody would ask Everybody get out of here. It's Sachin Vass.
Speaker 6Hey, man's a personalized license plate and everybody would ask Everybody get out of here. It's Sachin Vaz hey man what's your plate mean? What? Let's talk about it? What Come here, hit it.
Speaker 7Just hit it with your spear fingers. You know what.
Speaker 1I mean.
Speaker 5When you're doing it.
Speaker 1You got enough Vaseline, where it looks like a witch and you're like yeah, come here Come, here Would you put two in there, I would
Speaker 6do the shocker and make them look like birthday candles. Got like three things of Vaseline in there, with Vaseline the Vaseline's on top. It looks like a candle. And I'm just sitting there I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's what my plate means. Satchin Vats, fuck dude, what's up?
Speaker 7Yeah, anyway, what's the DMV website?
Speaker 2It's an illegal gong.
Speaker 4I'm not sure what happens when we have an illegal gong.
Speaker 3Ref.
Speaker 6that's our first illegal gong we gotta send this to Toronto for a replay.
Speaker 1Throw the flag.
Speaker 6What's that? Oh Okay, so illegal gong the pan or the gong has to be swung.
Speaker 2No, he had an amount, man, I know he had an amount and he surpassed the amount.
Speaker 6That's why I said he would have a penalty. He's in violation, are you?
Speaker 7talking amount, like how many times, or or the level of strength he hit it with how many times.
Speaker 6He had four. We're not questioning his strength.
Speaker 7He's a small little man, it was a big gong.
Speaker 2He may lose gong privileges. Maybe we give you the gong.
Speaker 6His timing. His timing is good with the gun.
Speaker 2He likes his little mallet, though I do I do it just sounded so weird.
Speaker 5Love my mallet, I love my mallet.
Speaker 6He loves his little mallet, doesn't he?
Speaker 5I've been married for 18 years. I love my mallet.
Speaker 6You love that little mallet, don't you?
Speaker 4Love it every day.
Speaker 3Sometimes twice.
Speaker 5I live for the four minutes in the morning when I'm by myself. All right, moving on.
Speaker 6Anyway, moving on, all right.
Speaker 4I can't wait to get a new Satchin Vaz Morning rituals.
Speaker 6Next topic you guys get that new Satchin Vaz Next week on. Satchin Vaz Morning rituals. Next topic you guys get that new Satchin Vaz Next week on.
Speaker 5Satchin Vaz, satchin Vaz it's going to be a new fucking hashtag.
Speaker 6Oh my God, just one Satchin Vaz, just one Hi Hi.
Speaker 2Oh, I got your Satchin Vaz, god, now I got a piece of it. Oh, here, a mess, god. Now I got a piece of it.
Speaker 5Oh, since we're getting a big following in Vietnam, are we going to wear rice hats next week?
Speaker 6I was thinking about doing a live show and rolling sushi, maybe something in bamboo.
Speaker 2What that's native to the area right. Uh-uh, Uh-uh.
Speaker 4We.
Speaker 7Never mind. Never mind Never mind, mind, oopsie, yeah, that was almost a bleep.
Speaker 3For a while.
Speaker 5It was almost a big bleep Wouldn't be the first one on this show.
Speaker 2But seriously, I gotta pee.
Speaker 5How long have we been recording Pat?
Speaker 6We've been going for a good hour and 36 minutes.
Speaker 5I think it's time.
Speaker 6It's always time.
Speaker 5Sweet. Usually, when Kevin has to pee, it's about time to go. I feel like my eyeballs are sweating right now. I can't imagine why I don't know Jesus.
Speaker 4It's like it fucking came at me.
Speaker 7Sometimes that'll happen.
Speaker 5Sometimes, that'll happen.
Speaker 6I thought they're fucking those fucking Woo.
Speaker 7Touching that uppercut. He seemed trained in the dodging.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 5Docking Dodging, how so we can hear about that story we talked about at the beginning of the show? What was the story? I don't know. Boom had a story.
Speaker 7Oh, boom doesn't have a story. Oh, I got some stories, but it ain't going to be that way, it's okay. What?
Speaker 6Of the stories you told me tonight. What is there? You're going to have to fucking. You're going to tie that off. I can't Pee in the ice jar.
Speaker 2I'm doing the leg shake man.
Speaker 6Just go right in the camera and, like it was only fans.
Speaker 2Dude, just go right in the camera Like it was OnlyFans.
Speaker 5Dude, that's not gonna hold it Like it was OnlyFans oh, I got $20, says you can't fill that.
Speaker 2Oh, dude, I'll take it outside right now and do it no, right here on camera.
Speaker 5No, oh my god 20 bucks.
Speaker 6Can't buy him like that.
Speaker 2I'm glad we bleeped that out You're not getting this for $20, bro, you're right.
Speaker 5Why buy the milk for $20 when you get the cow for free?
Speaker 2Oh, what Huh, what oh?
Speaker 4Oh, that's fucking another demerit, it's gone, 30.
Speaker 6Two, well, oh Two.
Speaker 4Two.
Speaker 3Two, two.
Speaker 6Two. Well, johnny, you are fucking more than welcome. It's Friday night. Anytime to Thank you To join us. I thought it was great.
Speaker 5Absolutely.
Speaker 6We're gonna fucking Siphed over everybody's faces right now.
Speaker 7Yeah, it's either Siphed over or the.
Speaker 2Can we get an explanation on that? Like what does that mean? So it's a dude and just like, remember, I have to pee.
Speaker 7I think we figured it out. Speak slowly. I think it's Scythe Dover, because it's his last name. Yeah, half of his, but it was split up so it looked like two separate words.
Speaker 6Yeah, but Dover's not in his name.
Speaker 7Yeah, but Dover's not in his name. Yeah, syphed like you got syphed over E-D-O-V-E-R. Yeah, got you, got you, you got syphed over.
Speaker 6Oh, you syphed me over.
Speaker 7I got it now.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5Now you got it.
Speaker 6I'm going to start using that slang. Yeah, I mean. Skippy.
Speaker 7Skippy, oh yes, someone just told me that the other day.
Speaker 2Some stupid shit I just learned. Well, laugh out loud Really.
Speaker 5No, are you kidding me? That was a shut up, bitch, that was a shut up, couldn't get it because I couldn't see it.
Speaker 6I know I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I still have to pee, so bad.
Speaker 1Shut up, bitch, let's have sex.
Speaker 2I'm just going to aura Kelly Pat in like two minutes man $20 says you won't, you won't do it.
Speaker 5You won't do it, no, stay out of the chair.
Speaker 2We don't need you Kevin this is God talking.
Speaker 4You won't do it. You won't do it. No, I'm gonna fucking Stay out of the chair. Don't eat dog. We don't need to, kevin. This is God talking.
Speaker 6And I'm trying to.
Speaker 5Don't do it. That was a. That's a sin. That was the fastest you ever worked on that board. Oh my god.
Speaker 4No, kevin, do it. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, deal, sick fuck.
Speaker 2Ha ha ha ha, you old sick, fuck Dude, I'd totally pee on you.
Speaker 7I can tell we're getting close to the end.
Speaker 4If you.
Speaker 1Yo, you just said that so nonchalantly.
Speaker 4Yeah, dude, but in all seriousness.
Speaker 5I would fucking pee on you. You know what Yo? Quick start an OnlyFans. You can make some money on that.
Speaker 6I don't know if you noticed, but I'd pee on you.
Speaker 7Buy this video. Get episode 100 for free. You don't like totals?
Speaker 6We have golden showers for hours.
Speaker 7volume one Golden showers for hours.
Speaker 6Volume one GS4H.
Speaker 4Cold showers for hours. Bro, that's gonna be a new fucking shirt, that's gonna be a license plate, that's gonna be a phone case. Cold showers for hours, days Cold showers Four hours.
Speaker 1That's like really funny.
Speaker 2I still have to pee, Just saying man.
Speaker 4Just saying I haven't peed myself in about 20 years.
Speaker 6It's going to fucking happen tonight.
Speaker 5Go to the bathroom, go ahead, or just pretend you're in a bedroom and piss on the wall.
Speaker 6Oh my God, what time is it? It's 1020.
Speaker 7He's got to go.
Speaker 6He's got some prostate issues, I believe.
Speaker 5It appears so.
Speaker 6I think something's affecting him.
Speaker 5Wow, we were up to five viewers and he was going to piss on you.
Speaker 6Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7They heard GS48, and they were like I'm about to tune in for this one. You're telling me I get to see that I don't got to be a twomper Golden showers for hours.
Speaker 5I think that's the next personal ice, ice, yeah hours I think that's the next personal ice.
Speaker 6ice is yeah. Well, that's definitely the title of this episode. So, ai, since you're listening and you're going to do the summary for the show, yes, for each. Gs for H will be the title of this fucking episode. Yeah Thanks, Alexa. Can you do the water spout thing after it to thank you? To water spout thing after it too, Thank you.
Speaker 7The water spout thing Yellow in color if you have it.
Speaker 5Oh, check, please, Check, please, I gotta go, I gotta go. Oh shit.
Speaker 4We're all going to die tonight.
Speaker 5Are you going to baseball tomorrow?
Speaker 4Yeah, all right, satan's always around for a good game, playing with the balls and stuff. You know what I'm talking about. There he is.
Speaker 3I do Fresh meat Ha ha, ha, ha, there he is. I do Fresh meat.
Speaker 4Oh hey, kev, how was that? How does your body feel now? How does your body feel now? Did you get all that penis sound? Yeah, I did man. All right, bro, all right. If you guys want to listen, dial 1-888-222-GS48.
Speaker 6All right, all right. What do you think, kev.
Speaker 5We need some closing music.
Speaker 6Yeah, we do, we do.
Speaker 7Oh, we need to put on some R Kelly Singing in the rain, singing Right? Oh, we need to put on some R Kelly.
Speaker 5Singing in the rain Right.
Speaker 2I think R Kelly is, like you know, just desserts right now.
Speaker 4I want to pee on you.
Speaker 7We just need some weather techs and we'll be set oh yeah, so psyched over All season, Matt's in GHSs for hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the fun, no mess, uh-huh Wow.
Speaker 3That's awesome, but my body. My body Is telling me I love yellow flowers.
Speaker 1But there is something that I I like most about you.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 6I don't see nothing wrong with golden showers.
Speaker 1I don't see nothing wrong. Ow yeah With a little golden shower.
Speaker 3With a little golden shower For an hour.
Speaker 4I don't see nothing wrong For an hour Ow.
Speaker 3Yeah hour, yeah, oh, my God Right. I haven't cried in a long time.
Speaker 2That was funny, man Four hours.
Speaker 5My fucking face hurts.
Speaker 6Satan came in singing bump and grind. I don't see nothing wrong. Wow, that was just fucking good. Well, I mean, that's how you close out a show. Yeah, that's an hour and 46 minutes, no edits. We're going with all the racist comments we can. Might as well, we're not racist.
Speaker 5No, we hate everyone.
Speaker 6Equally.
Speaker 2True, sometimes myself, me too, myself, not you Myself, but you sometimes.
Speaker 7Just remember you gotta bring back the words pussy faggot and retard. All right, jesus. All right, bring it back. All right, once again, ladies and gentlemen, you were late on the beat button on that one.
Speaker 6Yeah, uh if you guys haven't heard yet, we got to come back with pussy faggot. And what? Retard and retard back in the tard. Retard and retard back in Tard or tart. Retard, retard.
Speaker 1Da.
Speaker 6Yeah, da, da, yeah, okay, and pussy Retard.
Speaker 7Pussy. I don't think pussy is one that you can't say oh no.
Speaker 5You cannot say pussy anymore.
Speaker 6No, you can, it's more.
Speaker 5I mean you can say it, but they throw you off the football field.
Speaker 7I think I'd get a worse reaction if I hit somebody with the See. I feel like I can't even say it. That's how programmed.
Speaker 5I am, you can say it on this show.
Speaker 7Retard, I can say it. I just said it Hard R Okay, hard, I mean, it was wasn't it.
Speaker 6It just looked like you let so much weight off your shoulders.
Speaker 7You're like retard. I've been programmed for years. You feel better now.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know what's funny. The correct term is retarded American, retarded American.
Speaker 7Okay, r-race, we didn't know that in the third Retarded American Okay, our race, our race. Yeah, we didn't know that in the third grade Kev.
Speaker 5Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2What In?
Speaker 5the third grade, it was just retard.
Speaker 2All right, the wheels are falling off Today man. Matthew, today it's retarded.
Speaker 5American. No, I want to live back in the day.
Speaker 7What is back in the day? What in the day? What is back in the day? What year?
Speaker 5Give me a. You were still swimming around your father's testicles.
Speaker 6I didn't even know if you were swimming.
Speaker 2What year were you born? 95. 95. Oh my God, Great year. That was two years after I graduated high school.
Speaker 5It was a lot of fun. 95 was actually a lot of fun, yeah actually a lot of fun.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was. Yeah, dude, that's so much acid.
Speaker 5Oh my God, so much acid in 95, man, there was a lot of things going on, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7Yeah, I missed that one. Yeah, man.
Speaker 6Yeah, so much acid.
Speaker 4Hey, remember me.
Speaker 1Hey little Kev remember me, we used to do acid, hey.
Speaker 6I feel like I'm still in the same spot, hey.
Speaker 7How many years have gone by what?
Speaker 1What year is it?
Speaker 5It's been 28 years In the closet. Play the music, play the music, play the music. He took one tab of acid, oh no, how long have I been in?
Speaker 6here how many times was the house sold? What, oh, I can't wait until the many times was the house sold.
Speaker 5What, oh, oh. I can't wait until the next person buys this house and I walk in and be like what the fuck happened in this room.
Speaker 7Somebody was saying the R word, oh.
Speaker 3I had to think about it for a minute.
Speaker 5Grissom from CSI comes in. They got to bring a medium down here. What do you think it is?
Speaker 6I'm gonna be from the looks like, yeah, the splatter.
Speaker 2I'm gonna say we got a fantasy football trophy, yeah, and I'm gonna guess we got a still From all the splatter over here.
Speaker 6somebody said the word retard.
Speaker 5Yeah, the medium's gonna come in this room and he's like I feel a lot of bourbon and I'm dumber.
Speaker 4Somebody peed a lot.
Speaker 7What seems like for hours.
Speaker 5There's a lot of urine in the right corner. Yeah, why does it smell?
Speaker 6like fresh floor mats in here it smells like fucking human kitty litter.
Speaker 3Oh no, jesus, are you seriously?
Speaker 6walking over to there and just pissing in the corner.
Speaker 5Oh no, that's not what they were doing. I'm sorry, pat, that's the bedroom.
Speaker 6Why is he using the fresh scoop? What the fuck.
Speaker 5Have you shit in the cat litter box yet?
Speaker 6No, just checking Valid question Listen, if somebody ever shit in a litter box, you're something fucked up.
Speaker 7There is a guy out there that thinks that I took a shit on the hood of his car and on his dog's Frisbee.
Speaker 4He thinks to this day that I did it but, it wasn't me.
Speaker 2I just thought it was funny, so is it someone you would want to do that?
Speaker 7No, like I don't know the guy.
Speaker 2Oh, and it's, it's a.
Speaker 7It's a friend of a friend and they love somebody. They pick you out of a lineup. No, so they they love to mess with this guy. They were like, hey, this just happened to him. You should say that, like you were out one day and you took a shit on someone's car and and then he's going to be like, oh, what kind of car was it? Can you imagine?
Speaker 6And then he was going to say it. No, the other friend is do you want to know, or really send him over the edge? Yeah, shit on his dog's Frisbee.
Speaker 7So I start telling this story. That's personal man. Yeah, someone didn't like him, but I mean, it wasn't me Like seriously'm telling a story. I'm like, yeah, I was driving around.
Speaker 6Do you know those two are dating now. Who Did you know that?
Speaker 2Momoa yeah.
Speaker 6Stop, fuck you dude.
Speaker 2Oh my God, stop. Oh my God, don't make me pay attention to this shit.
Speaker 5You're going to be getting those people magazines. You're going to get reading people magazines.
Speaker 6He gave you the really you want to poop in my pillow?
Speaker 2I'm going to Google this shit and I'm going to be bombarded with fucking links. You click the links to it.
Speaker 6I don't know if you noticed that's the only way you get to the bottom of the story. Don't click the only things. The one that says it'll cause a virus.
Speaker 2No way. Dude the one that says it'll cause a virus no way dude.
Speaker 6No way, yeah, no way.
Speaker 2I believe so no way, maybe, no, I think so, dude, she took a dump with him in the pool. That's hot. No way, no, no, yeah, that's a man, that's a fucking Well, she Like dude, dude, I don't care, like dude, I don't care. That's BS4H who you are Like. That's a Nope.
Speaker 6No, GS4H, bro. That's what it is With some poop.
Speaker 2With some poop. The brown fish, that's what he called it. Right, she called it the brown fish, what? What that's no brown fish. What that's no brown fish. That shit was great.
Speaker 6All right, we got to close this shit out. Whoa easy, easy. What do you want to close that with?
Speaker 2I don't know Linkin Park, how about some Linkin Park? It starts with Go out with a bang.
Speaker 7I like it.
Speaker 2Like that song. Uh-huh, that's a cool song. Give me a second Good drums Guitar, that's a cool song.
Speaker 3Give me a song. Good drums guitar. Yeah, it starts with golden charms. It starts with I don't know why.
Speaker 1It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind. I just wanted to explain to you All, I know.
Speaker 6Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on one of our funniest episodes we've had in a long time Our new number one fan, and I wouldn't mind having him as a co-host every weekend. Go right out the window, johnny Boom.
Speaker 1Johnny Boom Number one fan and I wouldn't mind having him as a co-host every weekend, Johnny.
Speaker 5Boom, johnny Boom, you don't have to bring gifts every week, but you can join us Okay.
Speaker 7Yeah, I was going to say I'm going to run out of cigars real quick. No, you do a reach around Reach around next week. Oh, okay, only fans, see you there you dare.
Speaker 2What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 4See you next time.
Speaker 7I need a smokey.
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