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Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter and chaos as we welcome the daring and adventurous Coach G to the "Take a Deep Show"! Fresh from his transformation in Raleigh, Coach G shares his colorful journey from a tattoo-free, motorcycle-less life to embracing a Sons of Anarchy-esque persona. His tales are nothing short of epic, and we can't help but dig into the notorious "incident" that made him our star guest. Whether you're in for the hilarious banter about sunglasses or the mysterious allure of the "lost episode" 100, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster of unexpected twists and turns.
We're not just about the laughs—though there are plenty of those—there's a sprinkle of the profound as we muse about posthumous broadcasts and the wonders of bourbon (with a cheeky twist). With discussions that swing from lighthearted confessions to pondering the afterlife's broadcasting options, this episode will captivate your attention and tickle your funny bone. So, put on your metaphorical sunglasses, sit back, and let us take you on this wild, engaging ride. It's an episode that plays in the space between reality and absurdity, and we promise it'll leave you wanting more.
Come on, come on. Ready Tone buried him on the front lawn, put up a tombstone. I seen Bambi that's my nickname for bamboo. She like what up? Tone, how you can we speak? I got some explaining to do. See, your absence made me forget who you are and I love you. For you, I need a second chance. Boo, I said it's all good. 36 seasons long, you got weak, but I'm here to help weather the storm.
Speaker 3:What we do in life echoes in eternity. See you next time, yuck.
Speaker 4:Yuck, one of those yuck days.
Speaker 5:Are you okay? Is this a sunglass episode? Am I fucking mic on? Yeah, your mic's on. Sorry, it's loud. Is this a sunglass episode? Yeah, it mic'd on.
Speaker 6:Yeah, your mic's on. Sorry, it's loud.
Speaker 5:Is this a sunglass episode?
Speaker 6:Yeah, it seems that way. You got yours, I got some for you.
Speaker 5:No, I'm all right, come on.
Speaker 6:No, I'm good.
Speaker 5:I've got clear ones in the bag.
Speaker 6:Are you going to be cunty? Tonight this is how we're going to start.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd have to go get some.
Speaker 6:You want my broken?
Speaker 2:ones.
Speaker 7:Well, no, not if he's not going to do it. Oh, this is a peer pressure thing.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Like I would have conformed to the group you know like I mean, is this a bad time to tell everyone I put roofies in the bourbon?
Speaker 4:Thank God I don't drink, I'm driving.
Speaker 5:Are we allowed you get in the captain's chair.
Speaker 2:The four o'clock across doesn't look bad. No, not at all. It fits nicely.
Speaker 5:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take a Deep Show. Episode something, something, something, something, something, something in the triple digits.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we're at home, 12, 14, 19.
Speaker 5:We'll get around to airing that 100th episode one of these days. No, no, it's the lost episode.
Speaker 6:No, that can't even. That'll never, ever go on. You have to pay.
Speaker 5:No, you know what, on OnlyFans You've got to subscribe to see episode 100. I want you to play it at my funeral Episode 100. That is like pissing on your grave if we did that as opposed to what anyone else is going to do anyway.
Speaker 6:Do you think somebody is going to do something worse than pissing on your grave?
Speaker 5:It's distinctly possible.
Speaker 2:What's worse than that, though, is John the first guest since the incident. Oh, yes, yes, yes, I think he is. Yes, he is.
Speaker 6:Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very, very, very special guest today. He's not a one percenter, he does not ride with the angels. Nobody thought that, nope.
Speaker 2:You're not going to Colorado, nope Chicago.
Speaker 5:Nope, and the only reason that he was allowed is because he doesn't drink.
Speaker 6:Yes, and, like white girl, wasted.
Speaker 7:Oh, was that the incident? Yeah, are we going to hear about the incident? Because now I want to know.
Speaker 6:Well, can we do your intro song?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:I think it's fitting, because you're what's up, Coach G. Yeah, I think it's fitting. What's up Coach G. From the last time I saw you to now, it was like you growing up in Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 5:Bubba Joe, what's up?
Speaker 6:That's the best way to describe it.
Speaker 5:He's a young Thomas Teller.
Speaker 6:It's very close. Like you have. No, from the last time I saw him to now, yeah, never. Wasn't driving a motorcycle, didn't have the tattoos. Nope, nope. When was the last time you saw him? Last week? Shit dude. When did you? When did you leave for Carolina?
Speaker 7:Eight years ago when?
Speaker 2:Where in Carolina?
Speaker 7:Rowley.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 7:Yep Lived down there for a while and uh.
Speaker 6:So he listened to this song Down there, and now we got this, this guy.
Speaker 5:This guy.
Speaker 3:This guy yeah.
Speaker 6:It's Johnny Boom right here. Johnny Boom, johnny Boom.
Speaker 2:Wow, using him up quick man.
Speaker 6:He used three up quick last time and he was very good timing on the last one. But Johnny boom Love it, love it. Speaking of Roofied. Are you allowed to tell that story? No, you're not allowed to tell that story.
Speaker 1:Well, you fucking brought it up. Now you gotta tell it, I know, now you gotta tell it, I'm not telling that story Some things in life.
Speaker 7:Don't get on me, but this is such a.
Speaker 2:When you fucking brought it up. Now you gotta tell it. I'm not telling that story. Some things in life don't get on me, but this is such a they usually do in some
Speaker 6:shape or form, it's legendary.
Speaker 2:It's still fresh we can have Bernie's.
Speaker 6:We keep out of record.
Speaker 5:That's only because we're not sure of the statue.
Speaker 6:We can talk about Seif Dover, which we won't, just the Jeffrey.
Speaker 1:Epstein of car sales. Here we go.
Speaker 7:What are we three minutes in?
Speaker 5:Yeah, we come out swinging. Did Jim ride in the pilot in Jeffrey Epstein's hot pilot? Jim is probably like Bill Clinton who took the pilot.
Speaker 6:Maybe that's a really bad comparison. I'm not going to compare Jimmy like that. Uh, jim, jim is probably like Jimmy's probably like Bill Bill Clinton. He could be Maybe that's really bad comparison. I'm not going to compare Jimmy like that.
Speaker 7:Yeah, no, don't do that, Don't do that I just did though.
Speaker 6:I know you did but no, it's John used to. I used to work with Johnny at Honda. He was our, he was our, he was a young fucking kid. And now he comes back and he's.
Speaker 7:Left an ex-wife and got a bunch of tattoos.
Speaker 5:Oh, were you in charge of a lot of lizards? No, mr Despacito was Well, we all know how that turned out. Yeah, he had to flee to Mexico, he's not allowed back at the dealership, Mr Despacito. He's officially not allowed back, like he's blackballed yeah.
Speaker 6:Why he's officially not allowed back Like he's blackballed. Yeah, why, I don't know he just he got told to leave one day. By who, mike?
Speaker 7:Yeah, mj, yeah MJ.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he's not allowed back, can't be within 200 years of his school.
Speaker 7:Yeah well, that'll get you.
Speaker 6:Well, I mean, nobody wants to be around an English guy who's always angry. Nah he, you bloody cunt. You bloody cunt.
Speaker 5:Oh, that would fucking irk the shit out of me.
Speaker 7:Yeah, everything he says to you sounds like he's just.
Speaker 9:Hello governor, Did anyone ever tell him they lost the fucking war.
Speaker 2:I don't know Like I'm not the toughest dude out there, but I feel like anybody with that voice I could kick the crap out of. I almost want to take a white glove and just slap him in the face Like that voice you're like what?
Speaker 6:I threatened him so many times when I was working. I was like you ever get in my face like that again. I was like I don't care if you're my If you had to threaten him more than once he didn't listen to you. No, no, or I didn't listen to him, which was mostly the part you know.
Speaker 5:That's fucking aggravating. Why Fucking accent talking shit?
Speaker 1:I worked with a dude that didn't have an accent and we shamed him.
Speaker 5:He wouldn't even come out with us anymore.
Speaker 6:What's crazy is you take him off that lot. He's the nicest dude in the world. Nicest dude in the world yeah.
Speaker 7:You bring him to.
Speaker 6:Honda and you're just like I'm going to set him and his family on fire. That's a real dick. Then no, because he was very, I would say, giving outside of Honda.
Speaker 5:How about this? Let's get him a red jacket. We'll let him run through the fucking run through the used car line. We'll shoot at him with paintballs.
Speaker 6:I love that idea.
Speaker 7:You just smack him with tea bags.
Speaker 6:How many alpacas can we rent to?
Speaker 5:have him run in Ride the alpacas and shoot them with a paintball gun.
Speaker 7:I'll never fucking see it coming.
Speaker 1:I was thinking about him running underneath the alpacas Wow.
Speaker 6:Like you put honey on the alpaca's balls and he's got to run through. Yeah, first off, it's an alpaca attack, it's an alpaca, you know know, one of those brushless car washes, but you're doing it with ball sacks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wow, come on. Sometimes people deserve that honey on the ball.
Speaker 6:I don't know, I don't know why I came up with that. It was the first fucking thing.
Speaker 7:I have a feeling there's a fantasy in there somewhere for pat yeah, I was gonna say that sounds pretty suspect, so you know a lot about that huh, johnny, tell us us what's been going on.
Speaker 6:man, why are you back from Carolina? I mean, you could say whatever you want.
Speaker 7:Yeah, no, I needed to change. I was working for a cigar company. Which cigar company? Monte Cristo, Romeo H Utman, Should I?
Speaker 6:H Farbean. So johnny blew the surprise earlier and he's a guy, you know. He gave me something. I'm like, oh no, no, I was like, save this for the fucking show, the guys will love it.
Speaker 7:So, johnny, if you want to, yeah, hand out your special gifts gift packs oh no in the front you got a couple cigars, then inside you got an ashtray Meanwhile.
Speaker 6:I know you motherfuckers are like, oh, this is going to be a prank, you got Kevin. Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 2:You have.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry, Ben, If you're watching right now. You have just fell down a few rungs.
Speaker 7:And I figured you guys needed something else for in here, so I brought the Monte Cristo ashtray for you guys to put out somewhere, dude.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, look at you, man, wow.
Speaker 5:Alright, just take it out. I'm gonna give you the left.
Speaker 7:I'm good man, I'm covered.
Speaker 6:Matt listen. No, he's good, He'll walk right under the table and just suck you off, he could reach the bottom of the table. Suck you off. No, that's okay. His head won't hit the bottom of the table. I brought shit for later.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you got cutters too. Oh, these are fucking fantastic. These are great fucking strokes.
Speaker 6:What Johnny got us was it's a. I don't know if I'm going to wear the satchel, open it up.
Speaker 7:Yeah, look, you got other stuff in here too.
Speaker 6:If I'm going to wear the satchel like Alan did in.
Speaker 7:This is a cutter.
Speaker 2:That's a heavy cutter.
Speaker 7:And then this is a Monty Ashtray. It's like a little car, one that you can put in your cup holder.
Speaker 6:That's fucking awesome. The only gift Ben gave us.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much.
Speaker 6:The only gift Ben gave us was a show of White Girl Wasted.
Speaker 2:The only thing I got was late to work. I can't explain that shit.
Speaker 6:And you got this changed man to my right who him and I used to have so much fucking fun. Oh, that's fucking awesome At Honda and dude. I can't even thank you enough. This is a fucking awesome gift. Absolutely Thanks for having me, dude. This is fucking great bro.
Speaker 5:Are you just back visiting, or are you like back up here now?
Speaker 7:No, yeah, I live here now. I live here full time. I wish I was an alcoholic.
Speaker 5:Well, I am, I could use two.
Speaker 6:I know you do that. That's fucking sweet dude, yeah, man.
Speaker 5:Dude, thank you so much. That's fucking wild.
Speaker 7:And then I brought these. This is what I.
Speaker 6:These are cigars. This is what I want the podcast to be like. Like we can fucking meet people who do this shit.
Speaker 7:So this is my buddy, jeff Amendola. He's a guy from up here New York.
Speaker 6:More, you got more.
Speaker 7:This is how I got my start in the cigar industry, so I want to bring these for you guys to smoke. These are called the West Side Story. He's got two in here, so one's got a Brazilian rapper. Two One's a jet, One's a shark. One's got a Mexican rapper on there. Oh wow, A Mexican rapper. Yeah, that's his newest one.
Speaker 6:Those are nice yeah so we can smoke some of those later Bro this fucking cutter, yeah, that cutter's outlandish it's got some weight fucking great. I got such an excitement boner right now.
Speaker 5:Are you still working, you buddy? I didn't ask you that earlier Is that something you were like, did you search for?
Speaker 3:something like that up in the area. Did you see the ashtray?
Speaker 2:The big one, no, the little one. That's incredible, man, this is awesome.
Speaker 6:Wow, you are more than fucking welcome on the show Anytime.
Speaker 5:Ben will never, ever come here or ever sit in your seat so we got two bad interviews in Canada and an exit stage right. And I don't know how to use my AirPods.
Speaker 6:I love you, ben Ben, we do love you, but we love John more now.
Speaker 5:He's got to bribe him more. Now he's gotta bribe him. I can't be had, but I can be bought.
Speaker 6:I'm totally bought Like. This is fucking Dude, that's fucking ridiculous Wow.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I tried to stay in the industry, but 75% tax on tobacco in New York Makes that a little tough for territories. 75% tax and they're.
Speaker 6:New York makes that a little tough for territories. I covered 75% tax.
Speaker 7:And they're trying to pass 95% up here. If you can believe that, I don't doubt anything in New York.
Speaker 6:Most of our cigars were. You have to suck somebody off for a pack of smokes.
Speaker 7:Yeah, you know, a $20 cigar is a normal price for a cigar these days. So now up here it's $35 for the same cigar you pay half for.
Speaker 6:This is fucking awesome dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's really cool, man. Thanks so much.
Speaker 7:Yeah, no problem. Yeah, I wanted to bring something.
Speaker 6:I got so much merch left over from you got any like humidors.
Speaker 7:No, no, I wish, I wish I still have all my stuff down there in storage. I got to bring back all my cigar stuff. I only have half of it.
Speaker 6:How much stuff you got fucking down there. Oh my God.
Speaker 7:I've got a 10 by 10 storage unit full to the top. Wow, two bedroom apartment down there. I haven't brought back Kind of a last minute decision to come home.
Speaker 6:And unfortunately you can't sell that because we would promote I mean, hey, we're featured and sponsored by Monte Cristo, yeah, I wish. And.
Speaker 5:John Boom, johnny Boom, sponsored by John Boom oh dude, show them the photo.
Speaker 6:When I saw this photo, when you put it on Facebook like your first cigar flyers yeah, I look at him and I was like Tony Soprano, wait till you see it.
Speaker 7:Yeah, my buddy Jeff, the one that has those cigars that I just gave you guys. They called me Big Time, johnny, and then I just ran with it and we put on the suit and that was it.
Speaker 4:Then I started making flyers for it.
Speaker 6:Oh, fuck yeah, dude, dude. I swear to God when I saw it.
Speaker 5:Who's the fucking?
Speaker 6:guy Dude. You have no idea, like when I saw it, who's? Oh, who's the fucking guy Dude. You have no idea, like when I saw that, like how proud I was of you, Not fucking Arturo, I'm like this motherfucker.
Speaker 5:You look just like One of those fucking dudes. I can't think of the guy's name.
Speaker 6:This motherfucker Big time fucking cigar guy.
Speaker 5:Big time, tommy.
Speaker 6:Big time Johnny Boom, johnny Boom, johnny Boom, jay Boom On we go, there, we go, boom yeah. Why don't you call Boom Cigars?
Speaker 2:My wife is going to love this.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like I don't know if I wear satchels, it's a satchel. Yeah, it's a satchel. I could do the awkward. I have no problem. I have no problem doing the awkward moment and putting weird shit in there and having it on my front and reaching in and pulling out. It's like Vaseline, you stick your finger and you come back out. You got Vaseline.
Speaker 5:You got like a baby Bjorn and you got fucking.
Speaker 7:Vaseline in it. So you put the bag on your chest, yeah, and put Vaseline in.
Speaker 6:Inside of it, purposely, purposely, and just reach your finger and you come out and be like so do you like the surprise factor?
Speaker 7:Is it like a smell thing?
Speaker 6:No, I just like. Okay, I like making awkward moments.
Speaker 5:So you Okay, you can only. I love that fucking t-shirt, though it fucking.
Speaker 6:It's fucked oh.
Speaker 3:I thoroughly.
Speaker 2:So many of them hate that word. No dude.
Speaker 3:I thoroughly.
Speaker 6:Double take's, not even a word. I thoroughly enjoy walking past women shopping at ShopRite and I'm walking around with a t-shirt right in the middle that says moist.
Speaker 7:And then you make eye contact with them. You just awkward contact.
Speaker 6:What's up? You ever lick your lips a little bit Squirt bottle like this yeah, hit him with it how you doing.
Speaker 2:Give the old double eyebrow raise.
Speaker 6:I get enough on my face and I just shake off, even though I don't have hair. What is wrong with this?
Speaker 5:guy Only to the mom wearing sweatpants on laundry day.
Speaker 6:Ball guy shaking his head like it's Fabio Somebody call security on this guy.
Speaker 4:He's a freak.
Speaker 5:Is that Cypher Dover.
Speaker 6:That's who that is. Dude that's like no joke. When I saw that, I was honestly very proud of you Because you were young when you moved down there and got married and I'm like this motherfucker's balling.
Speaker 2:How old were you when you moved down and got married?
Speaker 7:I moved down at 22, married and had a house by 25. Okay, and then shortly after, that was the end of that.
Speaker 5:Shortly after. Let me guess who's still living in the house.
Speaker 7:No, no, no. We sold it. Split it Amen. Good for you.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's all good now you got out easy.
Speaker 7:No, kids, no, no kids. I lost the dog.
Speaker 5:That sucks. Can't gong for that I was going to gong for no kids Lost the dog Gong.
Speaker 7:No, no, no, I didn't.
Speaker 6:My ball's in the jar Gone Bronson, she's bronson them. That's like Sonny with his balls. Sonny hasn't had balls since 1963. Camille, she fucking, she has meat pounced those ball sacks several times.
Speaker 5:Can you, you know what? Can you call Tom Oster, before it gets too late?
Speaker 6:Sure Wish him a happy birthday, not a problem. Oh, it's his birthday. It's his birthday. You know he's not going to answer my phone, it's Gunner's birthday too.
Speaker 2:Who's Gunner, which also means it's Finn's bye-bye day.
Speaker 5:Why did you just fucking ruin everything? Sorry, man, we're on such a high. This guy's all about the facts.
Speaker 2:This fucking guy's fucking Thanks. You can act like a man. What the hell would?
Speaker 6:you do. That was dismal. You didn't have to go, you're like oh and Finn's goodbye day.
Speaker 2:I'm totally fine.
Speaker 5:Doesn't bother me at all.
Speaker 4:I just wanted to bring it up. That's all I'll stop. Oh my God.
Speaker 6:Birthday and a I'll stop. Oh my God. Birthday and a good-bye day on the same day. God, you guys have no idea.
Speaker 4:I don't even know where to go from there.
Speaker 6:I'm so sad.
Speaker 4:That's terrible. Take a look at the epics around you Tissues.
Speaker 5:Call up Tommy, see how his shmeet's doing. It's the only way to break this mood.
Speaker 6:Kevin, if you pray to God, maybe you can have a feedback. I didn't mean it like that. I'm so sorry. I really did not mean it like that.
Speaker 6:No, you know, when you say something, you're like I should have thought about that before I said it. It just came out and I apologize. How did you mean it? Um, we don't have to talk about it, okay. No, dude, I've never seen like I. I don't think I've ever met finn when you had finn. Okay, but your, your love for that dog is he's my dog man, that was, that was that was the best one.
Speaker 5:I would have killed all the rest of them. That was the best one. I would have killed all the rest of them. That was the best one.
Speaker 6:We're still in the process of doing that.
Speaker 5:I'm still okay with that. Nothing that fucking hurt out. He's my dog.
Speaker 2:Okay, he liked me too. All right, he did like you, he understood you, he did.
Speaker 1:Let the boy watch.
Speaker 6:Watch Finn Watch oh come on All right Now.
Speaker 4:Finn used to watch.
Speaker 5:Oster.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, tommy, Let Finn watch.
Speaker 2:That's the worst, that's the worst.
Speaker 4:Hey boy, hey boy. Dude, I got four dogs. Sometimes they're watching bro. Yeah, that's true, hey boy, hey boy.
Speaker 2:Dude got four dogs. Sometimes they're watching bro yeah, that's true. Have you seen how they follow her around?
Speaker 6:Put a mask on you, jesus, actually you know what?
Speaker 5:Can you guys get goggles? How do you even perform like that?
Speaker 2:Scout, you gonna put some Sniffing your ass. They're usually watching from a distance Scout.
Speaker 6:Get ready, Get your goggles on. Get your goggles on, Scout. They're like voyeurs.
Speaker 5:Scout licked a bad place again. That was good.
Speaker 6:I bet you, the way she sniffs, she's probably right under the ball sack.
Speaker 7:Wow, it's moist in here.
Speaker 2:No dog has ever come close.
Speaker 5:You open the door. I don't want to hear your shit now.
Speaker 6:I'm just saying no dog has ever come close to interfering.
Speaker 5:Oh, for God's sake, please call Tom, just please All right, let's call Tom they may stop it from starting, but they've never interfered the person you're trying to reach is not available.
Speaker 6:Oh, he knew, Straight to voicemail.
Speaker 5:When you have finished recording, you may hang up. How are?
Speaker 1:you going to?
Speaker 4:play it. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Tommy-o.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh, Happy, happy happy birthday, Chew chew.
Speaker 4:Chew juice.
Speaker 5:Happy birthday, Tommy O.
Speaker 6:All right, I hope you're swinging dick around.
Speaker 5:Hit her with the shmeet.
Speaker 6:She's probably dead right now.
Speaker 3:No, no, all right, I'm going're swinging dick around, hit her with the shmeet. She's probably dead right now. No, no, all right, I'm going to hang up now, tom.
Speaker 6:It's a pleasure. But happy birthday, Hope you're doing well. Maybe you can call us back. Write the voicemail. You prick. You're definitely on a Friday night. He knew that was coming At 9 o'clock, straight to voicemail. She's definitely got you tied up, but we love you hope the bump plug isn't best of luck. Remember. Your safe word is snorkel. Alright, talk to you soon, bye, bye. Can you mention a safe word with her snorkel big hand?
Speaker 5:I said snorkel, god damn it oh my god, she's coming down to swap me six fucking feet long all right, it's moist so is the end of the okay I honestly world not the world in there, here we go no, it's from everything that's been going on.
Speaker 6:Dude, Do you ever see the chick who wrote Terminator actually also wrote the Matrix, and the Matrix is the future of the Terminator. Did you know?
Speaker 5:that you mean the Wachowski brothers.
Speaker 6:No, some black chick.
Speaker 5:Why's she got to be a black chick?
Speaker 6:She's the one who wrote the.
Speaker 5:Why can't you just say some chick, what does it matter? Not the movie guys, the books.
Speaker 2:I understand Not that I'm a reader man.
Speaker 5:Fucking, talking down to me Like I never read a book.
Speaker 2:I can read it says Adidas Alvin Mack.
Speaker 5:The program 1993 Nice.
Speaker 6:That was actually a great movie. The first time you see it, and now you watch it, you're like this is so gay.
Speaker 2:Nah, it still holds water. Man, it's a good movie. Man, I would have fucking punched.
Speaker 5:Joe Cain's face. It's a good nostalgic watch.
Speaker 6:Joe Cain was that asshole friend. You're like what the fuck is he doing here? I thought we didn't tell him we were coming, Like that guy.
Speaker 5:What was Darnell Jefferson? That's Omar Epps. Right yeah, in real life he would have taken his fucking schlong out and beat him around the head and neck with it. What the fuck? Wow, that's strong, it's strong.
Speaker 6:I've been assaulted by BBC.
Speaker 2:Sorry.
Speaker 6:That's a browser's channel.
Speaker 5:I'm having flashbacks of the. Anaconda in the seventh grade.
Speaker 7:Wrong stream, you guys got to subscribe Matty anytime.
Speaker 6:I'm like that. I'm like no. It reminds me of the seventh grade when I was on stage with the Anaconda. No, no.
Speaker 1:No, I won't go back. No, I don't want that.
Speaker 6:I don't like this. No, I don't want that. I don't like this. Nah, it was a good movie, but Joe Cain was a douche bro. He was Driving the fucking motorcycle Little fucking feeble-minded bitch.
Speaker 5:What movie is?
Speaker 6:this the Program. You're definitely too young for that.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, You're definitely too young for that how old are you 28.
Speaker 2:28? Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you're a young buck, johnny.
Speaker 5:Yeah, jesus Christ. What year were you?
Speaker 6:born 97 yeah he Fuck a movie was four years 95.
Speaker 5:Fuck, a movie was out three years. Junior year in high school.
Speaker 6:Yep, yeah, I was very moist back then.
Speaker 5:Okay, you had hair back then.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I had beautiful hair, I did.
Speaker 5:I don't know about beautiful. It was beautiful, it was luscious. I kept it nice, it was luscious.
Speaker 6:I kept it nice. It was luscious, you know, but you have a full head, don't you? I do. I really hate that. You think it's because of his short stature.
Speaker 7:I don't think that's what does it.
Speaker 6:I think so. If you're lower to the ground, you have more hair.
Speaker 7:No, I think it's if you wear hats a lot.
Speaker 5:I think it has to do with the hereditary gene. Yeah, it's a gene that you have From your mother's father. Well, I break that stereotype also, and I'm my brother's keeper.
Speaker 2:You got to look at your mother's father. I never met my mother's father.
Speaker 5:My mother's father had the three-hair comb-over my mother's father had the Montgomery.
Speaker 6:Burns Yep.
Speaker 2:Nice, my mother's father had the yarmulke which I.
Speaker 5:I told you I'd get you one of those. If you want to cover that up, I got a guy. We can go down to Argentina with Jim and we can have someone staple it to your head, can?
Speaker 6:you make a yarmulke Out of Monte Crisco.
Speaker 7:Monte what.
Speaker 6:Monte Cristo.
Speaker 5:You said Monte Crisco.
Speaker 7:It's like the one thing that irks you. Sorry, you want to hear something Is that a sandwich, did I.
Speaker 2:It's like the one thing that irks you, sorry.
Speaker 3:You hungry or?
Speaker 2:something no.
Speaker 4:Sandwich.
Speaker 2:Sorry, right, what? What happened? I don't know. You're talking about food and shit.
Speaker 5:I don't even remember. I sure am hungry.
Speaker 4:Fucking guys.
Speaker 5:I was making a grilled cheese sandwich. Earlier I was going to jump over to counter All right Dude.
Speaker 2:I offered hungry Fucking guys I was making a grilled cheese sandwich earlier. I was going to jump over the counter.
Speaker 5:All right, dude, I offered, man I offered, I wasn't going to make you make me a fucking grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 6:Suck your dick for a piece of toast. What $10 million.
Speaker 5:Wow, $10 million, yeah, expensive piece. $10 million, bro, expensive piece of toast here.
Speaker 6:Get over that shit real quick.
Speaker 4:It just sounds so dirty when you say it, it's just so bad.
Speaker 6:You'll forget everything after this.
Speaker 7:Okay, this will be the last thing you'll be thinking about.
Speaker 6:This will never remain in the back of your brain.
Speaker 2:Like my nut, like no more ice pops, that's fine.
Speaker 6:Takes me back. No more ice pops, no more bananas.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it's more of the ice pop. What kind of ice pop are you eating? Think about it.
Speaker 6:What kind of ice pops are you eating? Are you talking about the? You're talking about rocket pops. Yes, the red, white and blue ones. The rigid.
Speaker 7:Atom Pops the rigid, the twins, the ribbed, the Rocket Pops for her pleasure.
Speaker 2:What about the ghetto shop right twins? Remember the ones you had to break? Yeah, and they always fucking broke.
Speaker 6:And one side would be fucking bigger than the other and this piece would fall off Because you broke too much of it. Yeah, that was great times growing up as a kid man.
Speaker 5:You were the youngest brother. You always got the short side, the flavor ices dude you used to eat 600 of those a day, but you were only left with oranges, because you know Tommy and Phil were getting all the oranges.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I was getting thrown the fucking peels Grape.
Speaker 2:Tasted like cough medicine. Remember that the dime tap? I wouldn't go that far. You graped it. Grape what? The flavor ice.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:You know, yes, tasted like dime tap. You ever have dime tap, of course. I did we grew up on dime tap. Man man, I'll snort your dime.
Speaker 5:tap Grape sugar grape, you know, freshman year in high school you're trying much time tap.
Speaker 6:You could drink, yeah, like I was uh, like which way, like right there right there, right there, the long way like that just just like that okay all right, we're gonna just like this.
Speaker 5:I can't I can't unsee that I can't unsee what you just did.
Speaker 6:All right, come on.
Speaker 5:All right, here we go three minutes to do something else.
Speaker 6:All right, here we go.
Speaker 5:You guys kept on going on with it.
Speaker 6:Jesus God. So the more and more I see it.
Speaker 5:Tom Schmidt, I can't get it out of my head.
Speaker 2:Sorry, nightmares Billy Joel.
Speaker 1:Big shot. Oh my God, oh my God, we my gosh.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh. We could put glitter in the.
Speaker 6:Monte Cristo bag for him. So we said what was his stage name. We came up with what was it.
Speaker 2:I forget the name.
Speaker 5:That was a bunch of episodes.
Speaker 6:So we said, like Tom, who has the big shmeet, if he ever became a stripper he would have like glitter bags, a fanny pack of glitter, yeah as he comes out on stage yeah, just launch the glitter while big shot from Billy Joel's playing. You're not buying it.
Speaker 5:I don't know that song, oh my god, you guys are gonna deal with this, this fucking guy what kind of music you like?
Speaker 6:Obviously the fucking Teletubbies.
Speaker 5:He's fucking 18 years old. He's got a like no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Serious question Like what's your, what's your genre? All the rap music, yeah, stuff like that Wu-Tang.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 7:Alright.
Speaker 6:You know this, you know this song.
Speaker 5:Respect.
Speaker 6:What the fuck is that? It sounds good. I don't know this song. No, you totally got it.
Speaker 7:It sounds good. There we go. It's a long intro. There it is.
Speaker 6:Throwing glitter, swing, swing and shmeet, swing and shmeet this.
Speaker 2:Throwing on Like gold sequined bikini brief and it's just like you know.
Speaker 6:With a cowboy hat on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cowboy hat.
Speaker 5:Leather chaps A white cowboy hat.
Speaker 2:Gotta be a white cowboy hat.
Speaker 5:This has turned into the Tommy Oster birthday spectacular.
Speaker 6:With like brown cow stripe or something.
Speaker 5:Oh, no yeah.
Speaker 2:Like a schmied stripe. Not too much, though Not too much. You want a lot of white, yeah, like a schmied stripe. Not too much, though Not too much. You want a lot of white, yeah.
Speaker 4:You know yeah.
Speaker 2:That'd be fucking great. He's gonna be like Hulk Hogan tan right, we're gonna stick him in the bed for a bit.
Speaker 6:The abnormal tan where you notice like oh yeah, you definitely just got spray tan where they're orange and he's just like glowing a different color, almost like a amber rosin, right.
Speaker 2:There's no color differentiable between ladies and gentlemen, between nipple and skin.
Speaker 6:We have tiptoe Tommy on the main stage. Tiptoe Tommy.
Speaker 4:Tiptoe Tommy.
Speaker 6:All right, oh boy, main stage tiptoe time. All right, here he is in a billy joel big shot with casey casen. Uh, anyhow, um. So I think the world, or the united states, is ultimately coming to um a boil and it's a powder keg that is going to explode.
Speaker 5:Did you say crab boil I?
Speaker 6:don't think so I said powder keg.
Speaker 5:I was hungry.
Speaker 6:Make it more fun if it was a crab boil.
Speaker 3:That's a good idea, Matthew. We should throw that idea on them.
Speaker 6:Right in their faces. Crab boil Siphed over bro, siphed fucking over.
Speaker 7:See you there, bro.
Speaker 5:That fucking guy's gonna be there for the crab bake or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 6:With a chick on a leash as he's peeing on her.
Speaker 7:Yeah, with the pole start With a little tail, with a little record tail.
Speaker 4:Yank.
Speaker 5:You're talking about a butt plug, pull Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1:How do we go from cramp boy to butt plug? It's gonna be a hell of a meltdown, butt plug pull start Like she's a wind up toy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm gonna pull these eight beads out, yeah.
Speaker 6:Get on the weather tech, you're going to get moving.
Speaker 7:On the weather tech Sit yeah.
Speaker 4:I need more water. Sweet baby Jesus, Wow man.
Speaker 6:I could just imagine, dude, it's oh my God, creeper creeper. It's amazing. I'm oh my God, creeper, creeper, it's amazing, I'm the only one not drinking. Anyway. So now I'm seeing like CNN going against Kamala Harris. A reporter just came out and said that you know he combed all of her videos.
Speaker 5:This and that and whatnot of. Oh wait a minute.
Speaker 7:Is that, could it be? Could it be? It's the phone. It was right here Under the balls.
Speaker 6:Oh, no what.
Speaker 4:Welcome to the Take a Deep Show. Hello, hello, how much you love me. Mickey, hello what are you doing?
Speaker 5:I'm in shy town right now oh no, he's a jug of wine in, get him him off the phone.
Speaker 6:What do you mean you're in Chi-town?
Speaker 2:I'm in Chicago.
Speaker 6:Our worst guess. What are you doing in Chicago?
Speaker 4:Yankee Cub game. Fuck yeah, yankee.
Speaker 7:Cub game.
Speaker 4:All right, just got done at the steakhouse.
Speaker 2:And we're figuring out what's going to go on from here. I'm echoing like crazy.
Speaker 5:No, I got you there going to go on from here. I'm echoing like crazy.
Speaker 6:No, I got you there you go, I'm going to Notre Dame tomorrow.
Speaker 2:You're going to Notre Dame tomorrow.
Speaker 6:Yeah, last minute, trip Last minute.
Speaker 2:What are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I'm a snake, I'm a snake, I'm a snake. Guess who we have in studio with us tonight.
Speaker 4:Wait, is this live?
Speaker 6:This is live, you idiot. What's up, Jimmy? You're on the air. Hey, buddy.
Speaker 5:Jim, so you brought your family to Chicago to see a game at Wrigley Field. That's nice of you, so gay.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's this guy I met at the friary here oh.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, scott.
Speaker 2:He's here. He doesn't want to go on the Take a Deep show.
Speaker 3:Tell Scottie what's up man.
Speaker 2:He said hello.
Speaker 4:He said hello, hello.
Speaker 5:Did he say hello, Jim? Did he really say hello? I don't know if you can understand what he said, Jim.
Speaker 2:No, it's all good, I thought you guys did this on Sunday nights.
Speaker 6:No, it's Saturdays, but I had plans for tomorrow. But you want to know who our special guest is. Oh, he used to do the lot for us at Honda, you're a retard.
Speaker 7:Bro, it was like 10 years ago. John Tremaine, okay, he does remember, he does remember.
Speaker 6:His name is Johnny Boom, though we're going to call him so.
Speaker 2:Tremaine is on there, we're here, though we're going to call him.
Speaker 6:So Tameen is on there. Yeah, we're here, brother.
Speaker 7:Is he a snake, A slithery snake dude? All right, Well listen.
Speaker 6:No, I don't want to listen. Awesome man go fuck yourself Jimbo sucks.
Speaker 5:Jimbo sucks. I hope you fall down a flight of stairs.
Speaker 2:I support you, jim, hope you hang. Jimbo sucks, jimbo sucks, jimbo sucks. I support you.
Speaker 5:Jim, hope you hang yourself in the ivy Jesus.
Speaker 6:He hung up. He sounds like a fucking Like he's a two year old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was old enough to know to hang up.
Speaker 5:I'm sure it was by accident. No, that was a good move.
Speaker 2:Hanging up was a good move there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, did you hear how Betty was slurring his words? The rest of the night's going to be interesting.
Speaker 6:That's the way he talks in real life.
Speaker 5:Oh no, there's going to be a police incident tonight. There's going to be something in real life. Oh no, there's going to be a police incident tonight. There's going to be something.
Speaker 6:Why does your mic sound weird? I don't know. Does it sound weird?
Speaker 2:It does. I feel like mine sounded weird before I got to be right up on this shit. Sounds fine now.
Speaker 5:Mine sounds weird If I'm over here. You just got to get up in there. I think Pat's trying to silence me. No talk now. Did you shut my mic off there?
Speaker 2:you go, there we go. That's better. What about me? Like that sounds okay, but like you sound fine. There you go. What about?
Speaker 6:over here. No, you got to be in front of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to get in there. You got to be like fucking, you got to get in there.
Speaker 6:La la, la, la, la, there we go.
Speaker 5:Just get in there mic again. Why is it doing that? I don't know, pat, I'm not working.
Speaker 2:Oh, I hear you now.
Speaker 6:I'm not working the board? No, there's no. Everything is the same as it's always been Fucking Biden, fucking Biden. That's who did it. I wonder if it's because of his, because Johnny's a condenser mic. That's why I think Maybe that's what you're getting, but yours Whatever.
Speaker 5:Shouldn't? Hey, listen, fuck me anyway. Who cares? Nobody cares, nobody cares.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got one left. Buddy, you got one left. How's that?
Speaker 6:Matty.
Speaker 5:Hey Kathy, how are you?
Speaker 6:Why is it fucking? This is out. Yeah it Matty. Hey Kathy, how are you why?
Speaker 2:is it fucking? His is out. Yeah, it sounds like you're in a closet.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm in an echo.
Speaker 2:I got an echo thing going here, I think you gotta get closer.
Speaker 5:I can't get any closer, wow, okay.
Speaker 7:I feel like mine's super loud and I'm all the way over here.
Speaker 5:We are not good with technical things.
Speaker 6:There it is it turned down Johnny's volume because it was kicking back from the back of it.
Speaker 7:I'll pull this over here and hopefully it gets better why did you just cut out though?
Speaker 2:no, because he was funny. I'm just going to stay here for the rest of the show.
Speaker 7:Just suck the balls, bro get in there on the shaft. I'm thinking easy.
Speaker 6:Dude get his real name. No, take your time. Two hands, I'm so off-heard.
Speaker 7:I'm new here.
Speaker 2:You've got to get his real name.
Speaker 3:I can't believe. I just saw that that was awful like you gotta get his real name.
Speaker 6:God, you look so comfortable doing it.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying it just bothered me the most was the eyebrow raise when he did it you know I didn't make eye contact with anyone.
Speaker 6:Can you look at me? That's what counts. Look at me when you do it. No, come on, look right at me, please. Don't what counts. Look at me when you do it.
Speaker 2:No, come on, look right at me.
Speaker 6:Don't ever do it, please don't Anyway this world's coming to an end, I feel there's going to be what's up, jimmy Lynch. There's going to be civil war come election time.
Speaker 5:Sorry, I got excited. That was good timing. I figured we needed a little bit of Morocco, whatever the hell that is.
Speaker 7:Tambourine sorry.
Speaker 4:Yep, I know my engine.
Speaker 5:Pat said you were going to play the recorder as well.
Speaker 7:I have a harmonic I can tear up.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Do you really? No, That'd be crazy. Harmonica tambourine, cowbell and gong.
Speaker 6:What gets better than that?
Speaker 2:That'd be really good. Play a pretty good cowbell.
Speaker 7:It's pretty fucking close to a band.
Speaker 5:If I wouldn't get yelled at, I'd hit the gong one more time.
Speaker 7:I thought you had one.
Speaker 2:I got one left I gotta save it. Yeah, you gotta save it for something big. What are you gonna save it?
Speaker 6:You got one left. Yeah, you got to save it for something big. What are you going to save it for?
Speaker 5:We'll see. Let's move on with the whole Civil War conversation, anyway, yours keeps on cutting out.
Speaker 6:It's really starting to piss me off now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I hear you Just keep going. Civil War, dude Just keep going.
Speaker 6:So Kevin scares me every night and just says weird things.
Speaker 5:Does he go into TikTok K-hole?
Speaker 6:No, I'm like where'd you find it or where did you see this? It was online. But his shit that he keeps track of the solar flares Yep, I don't know if anybody else has this. He has an earthquake app.
Speaker 2:I do. Yeah, you can never be too prepared. Why? Just for like general interest, man, like no real concern, just you know, just want to know, you know.
Speaker 7:If the earth starts shaking, he'll know where it's at.
Speaker 5:If this room's a and don't come a knocking.
Speaker 7:That's what they say that's what they say.
Speaker 2:You want to know the latest on an earthquake, Adam.
Speaker 5:Oh, have you gotten an alert recently?
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, I get every earthquake around the globe.
Speaker 6:All right, who wants a cookie? Did you say buukkake?
Speaker 5:Cookie.
Speaker 2:You know who had a 4.8 in Tonga not too long ago, like two hours ago, uh-huh.
Speaker 7:Yeah, that'll get you.
Speaker 2:Man, that's a 5.1 in Guatemala.
Speaker 5:Hey, michelle, how are you? Guatemala I see your husband left you and went to Chicago gallivanting again. Ran like lunchtime today. Hey, michelle, how are you? I'm in Guatemala. I see your husband left you and went to Chicago gallivanting again Like lunchtime today.
Speaker 4:That's weird.
Speaker 6:Okay, random.
Speaker 2:Nothing big, anywhere, weird.
Speaker 6:I bet you if you see a big earthquake.
Speaker 5:Where's our fan base building up recently? Patrick Subscribers oh.
Speaker 6:Vietnam.
Speaker 5:Any earthquakes in Nam.
Speaker 3:Wherever Tommy O is tiptoe.
Speaker 6:Tommy's at. There's going to be an earthquake as he's tiptoeing.
Speaker 7:With glitter allegedly.
Speaker 6:And Kristen's holding a ball. Sack, boom, there goes the dynamite.
Speaker 4:There goes the boom. Boom Boom there goes the dynamite, there goes the boom Boom, wow yeah.
Speaker 6:Anyway. So we're going to die from solar flares. I'm starting to believe that aliens aren't really aliens from outer space. They're From Arizona, like falling angels.
Speaker 2:There's a really good argument. You're going like there's a good argument. That's deep, joel Osteen, on me right now, bro.
Speaker 6:What's going?
Speaker 2:on here.
Speaker 6:It's a deep conversation. That's all I know. When I saw that, I'm like, I can believe that.
Speaker 2:You know, like you're thinking, like the revelations, like the fucking apocalypse, the four horsemen.
Speaker 6:They come from different dimensions.
Speaker 5:And all our listeners left no you don't think so.
Speaker 2:I mean it's. It's definitely far-fetched. It's a possibility, you know.
Speaker 6:I'm just saying why do they keep on crashing their fucking UFOs? And uh, who says it's?
Speaker 7:aliens and UFOs.
Speaker 6:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7:It's just planes that we don't see yet, area 51 stuff, you know.
Speaker 6:I know, I know.
Speaker 7:You know some stuff about it. I like this guy.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you know some CIA shit.
Speaker 7:Sorry, I got excited again.
Speaker 5:If you want to pull that fucker right off the back of there and go to town, go get it.
Speaker 4:Nibble on it a little yeah dude you, You're sitting there.
Speaker 7:I'm going to put this here.
Speaker 2:You got to own it, man, in case I get excited. He's got a gong, I got a cowbell, you got the tambourine, you're on tambourine tonight Perfect.
Speaker 6:Do you think that there's going to be a militia come election time?
Speaker 5:If the vote goes the wrong way. I do, I really hope so, I think. Whichever, way.
Speaker 7:Why do you hope that?
Speaker 2:Yeah because I think we're at the point where we need the fucking, we need a reset, we need a purge, a cleansing.
Speaker 5:In.
Speaker 2:Washington, like the quote unquote Washington. Yes, pat, we need a purge.
Speaker 7:It wasn't designed for people to get rich. It was designed to be the voice of the people. Hello.
Speaker 6:Can you imagine hearing shit like this, kevin?
Speaker 7:This is not a test.
Speaker 4:This is Alexa.
Speaker 2:Announcing the commencement of the annual purge Sanctioned by the US government.
Speaker 5:You motherfuckers, better run and lower have been authorized for use during the purge. I have my mask. You think that's going to happen. I have my mask, I have my weapon of choice and I'm waiting to let us to release us.
Speaker 6:I got my N95 and a suction cup dildo. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's going to happen.
Speaker 6:That's a different kind of purge.
Speaker 2:But, I do think there needs to be a removal of whatever shape form it comes from, of what's going on there?
Speaker 6:That's the problem. There's a higher power than what's in government.
Speaker 5:We'll see, we'll see, man, you know, oh you don't think these fucking idiots that are in there now are calling the shots. They're all getting their fucking strings pulled. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7:Yeah, Joe Biden doesn't even know where he is. He just hopes he gets ice cream.
Speaker 5:He hasn't known where he's been for the last 15 years.
Speaker 2:I honestly don't think he's alive. There's a clear choice Come on man.
Speaker 6:Clear choice. That's the thing. What's crazy is there's people who are like, oh, Kamala Harris is going to win.
Speaker 2:A lot of people, at least, that's what the media says I mean Biden won last time. I know that Apparently anybody can win.
Speaker 6:Hey Dave, I'm just wondering where are they in their right mind to think that what she's done? Have you heard her speak? Yeah, she sounds like a cackling hen Actually almost like ack, ack, ack, ack. The fucking.
Speaker 5:Ack, ack is more intelligent than what she says.
Speaker 2:Yes, Every time she's done talking, I feel like I'm watching the fucking Billy Madison fucking. Speech at the end Speech when he's like. The puppy that lost his way, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 5:Everyone is now dumber for hearing what you said. You're awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2:Every time she opens her fucking mouth. Come on, man, To make a noise anyway. Apparently she's good at fucking opening her mouth.
Speaker 5:Why we got to, here we go, oh, why we got it, here we go here we go, here we go facial fry the ladder you know, facial fry they climb the ladder we have.
Speaker 6:Uh, you know, I'll get down on your knees, you're okay come on her harris dude, she was she was montel williams trophy bitch man.
Speaker 2:Come on, come on, come on, like she's, come on, she's the president and she's running for president and she was montel williams. Trophy bitch like wake up people, wake up white people. That's not what I said, oh I just like the way it sounded.
Speaker 6:That's not what I said white people.
Speaker 2:Huh, it's a, it's a movie quote. Right, you're quoting a movie, yeah, um I'm You're quoting a movie. Yeah, I'm trying to remember what movie, though Just trying to give context.
Speaker 6:No, it's in a movie, maybe it's not. I'm confused. Now we're all going to die, so that's my conclusion.
Speaker 7:I don't think so.
Speaker 6:Why.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're not all going to die. Yeah, we're not all going to die.
Speaker 6:First of all, we already know what you're doing.
Speaker 5:You're going into backyards and take me, Elizabeth. Take me now.
Speaker 2:I'm sacrificing myself. That's not accurate at all. That's one.
Speaker 6:You said you would purposely fall into lava.
Speaker 5:Can we go back and play the fucking tape? I'm sure we have that on record.
Speaker 2:This is like one reference to the movie. This Is the End, where I would be like if that shit happened, I'd be like fuck it man, just like.
Speaker 5:Oh no, there was more than one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there was more than one, like dude if a nuclear bomb landed in like fucking Brewster, yeah, I'd be like fucking, take me.
Speaker 6:You're not going to have time to say, take me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, brewster's close enough, you're bent over already.
Speaker 7:We don't got to give it Just a second All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 6:That's it. A nuclear bomb hits Brewster. That's relatively quick. We're incinerated, we're all going I mean I would have no questions.
Speaker 5:I believe we're in the blast radius, unless we're in the basement bunker studio.
Speaker 6:Just like facial Fridays. Get away from the blast radius. You know, maybe it's Speaking of dirty bombs. Hello, we're back to Kamana Harris. It's such a great porn name, kamana Harris.
Speaker 5:You guys should release that shirt. I gotta fucking patent that right away.
Speaker 7:Yes, you do Make the shirts and put that out when you put out episode one and just have, like a salesman through the fucking roof and just have like a sticky gooey droplet, like like from her chin.
Speaker 6:Like it was glazed.
Speaker 7:And then underneath it, just like there's that.
Speaker 2:There's that drooling emoji. You know it's got those little bit from the corner.
Speaker 7:Try to get it yeah moist in November.
Speaker 5:Vote moist in November.
Speaker 6:Vote moist. My supporters are moist. I love it. I get the moistest followers.
Speaker 5:This is the best thing ever, by the way, Orbs.
Speaker 2:It's high ingenuity right there.
Speaker 6:Now I don't know. Okay, I played the audio for you guys earlier about the CIA operative who's supposedly releasing all these documents Jason Bourne, jesus Christ, if you hear what is happening. Jackson Bjorn, audio files of recordings and everything between the Obama administration, joe Biden, hillary Clinton, for covering up SEAL Team 6 murder and paying off Iran with $152 billion.
Speaker 5:I have heard this guy's dead, is he not? No?
Speaker 6:No, not yet. Here's the thing You're never going to hear about it. There's no news that's going to fucking publicize it.
Speaker 2:He's Snowden 2.0.
Speaker 6:I got one word for you.
Speaker 2:He's living it up in I don't know somewhere in Europe right now.
Speaker 6:Joe, joe, what's up? I got one word for you, diddy. When's the last time you heard about Diddy?
Speaker 7:Oh yeah, that was a cover-up.
Speaker 5:He had a bad picture of him on the internet recently.
Speaker 6:How bad was it? Was Meek Mill behind?
Speaker 5:him. He was all disheveled.
Speaker 2:Was he ashy?
Speaker 6:Ashy to classy.
Speaker 5:Ashy Diddy.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Ashy Diddy's getting his assy. Diddy, do you look like Pookie yeah?
Speaker 6:You got that Vaseline with the coconut.
Speaker 5:You got some crack.
Speaker 7:You got some blow. Yeah, he's got one of them backpacks you got, he's got one of those. Oh yeah, just random.
Speaker 6:Vaseline and a satchel. Him and Meek Mill walking around with the fucking satchels.
Speaker 7:He was holding Meek Mill. That was not consensual. He was holding him down. That video was horrible.
Speaker 3:It wasn't even a video.
Speaker 6:It was a sound clip. Oh, the sound clip is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3:I was disgusted by that. He's like help me, help me.
Speaker 2:It's like blazing sounds he did not say help me.
Speaker 4:He did not say help me. It sounded like Rocky punching meat in the freezer?
Speaker 6:No, is that too much? Is it punching meat when Rocky was punching the raw meat? That's what it sounded like. I know what you're saying. Yeah, well, I mean shmeets. Galore, diddy and Meek. Can't waste the last one. No, all right, galore, diddy and Meek.
Speaker 7:Can't waste the last one, not on Diddy.
Speaker 6:So my thing is this I think there's a, there's a bigger Power behind everything. It totally, it's Everything's forced on us Just to Get in line. It's everything's forced on us just to get in line and do whatever we need to do for whatever fucking party and shit so who's the puppet master? Who owns BlackRock?
Speaker 5:Deep State some.
Speaker 6:Rothschild. It's the elite of elites I, I believe who do run the world.
Speaker 5:I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 6:They have their hands in everything. They influence any which way they can, because they can do it.
Speaker 5:Joe Mattio, you're elite. Are you in that group? You run the world. I would love to do that.
Speaker 7:Yeah, if they could just send me a 20.
Speaker 5:Preferably rolled up.
Speaker 7:I just need a 12.
Speaker 5:Can I?
Speaker 6:get that 20 leased in Keef.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to do it.
Speaker 6:Thank you. We're going to smoke it like the elite does.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I need a 20 and a pre-roll Chop cheese.
Speaker 1:Come on, come on, come on on, come on Chopped cheese.
Speaker 5:Shit, by the way, pat, that's a sound bite. That's a sound bite now.
Speaker 6:Sifed over in his Chopped cheese Shit, motherfucker. No, it's, and Regardless. You know you. You were born, raised like this. You had the American dream Right. The American dream Was buying a house, having a, a family dog, white picket fence. You can't do that.
Speaker 5:You can't even have a white picket fence anymore. The.
Speaker 7:American dream is debt. The only reason I did it was because it was in 2020.
Speaker 6:This is true. You know, it is the elitist of elitist run the world. You have the middle class who work for what they earn and pay taxes so you can't survive Just enough, so you're not the poor. And the reason why the poor is there. Because the middle class gets scared, because they don't want to be poor, so they work harder.
Speaker 5:They work just hard enough to not be there. Yeah.
Speaker 6:You work harder and you don't benefit from. George Carlin said that man.
Speaker 2:Years ago. Fucking years ago. 20 years ago.
Speaker 5:George Carlin was decades ahead of his time.
Speaker 6:You know, and you sit there and you look at it. It is true, you are going to work the rest of your life. Regardless of what you fucking do, you may retire. But are you going to retire comfortably? Probably not, you still. You have a ton of people who retire. They still have to fucking work just to swing by and then suction cup dildos come flying out of the sky like asteroids. You're screwed.
Speaker 7:That's how they get you.
Speaker 2:That's what nobody warns you about. Osteoids.
Speaker 7:I'm not prepared.
Speaker 2:I have no idea what the fuck to do if that happens?
Speaker 7:There's no way, you can't prepare for it, it just happens.
Speaker 6:Not hemorrhoids, but osteoids. Can you imagine that Tom Schmidt flying?
Speaker 3:around like osteoids. That's incredible. Oh my God, that was fucking great dude.
Speaker 5:Happy birthday, Tom. Yeah, happy birthday there, osteoids.
Speaker 6:Well, you can say that's two things Tom's dicks flying through the air, or Tom on roids, osteoids.
Speaker 5:I mean either way, whichever way you want to go with.
Speaker 2:I think, I think you pick something, and one of them is like a bonus round.
Speaker 5:One of them is true. One of them is a bonus.
Speaker 6:I get to see that. You know it's like for free.
Speaker 2:It's Tom on roids, but like after like 10 levels, it's like yeah, you know, he looks like a dick.
Speaker 4:you know, like after like 10 levels it's like yeah, no he looks like a dick, you know, but he looks like.
Speaker 6:He looks like mickey roark from the wrestler. Yes, yes, yes the ram, tommy the ram oh, my god, oh his finishing move is the asteroid.
Speaker 5:Don't, do it, don't do it.
Speaker 6:His shmeet's wrapped around his elbow and he comes fucking down on it. It's the asteroid. Oh my god, the asteroid's coming in, but he pulls the rat back.
Speaker 5:Oh no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:No, sorry, too much coming in, but he pulls the rat back, oh no. No Sorry too much.
Speaker 6:That's the docking asteroid.
Speaker 5:Five down to four.
Speaker 7:Oh my God, this poor guy's getting cooked on his birthday. Listen, he's one of the funniest motherfuckers in the world Best, One of the best, and if he watches this listen I didn't sing to you like that for you. I love you.
Speaker 4:I'll sing to you like that for your birthday.
Speaker 5:So I'm just saying I love you. I'll sing that on your birthday every year.
Speaker 6:Happy Schmeet Day to you. That's a different song for a different time. Do you think that? Are we going to be like a fucking Great Depression? Are we? Are we going? Is there going to be like a fucking Great depression? Are we? No, not like it?
Speaker 2:was. I don't think it could ever be.
Speaker 5:Like it was, but Pat actually sent something when it said if Kamala Harris Is losing that bad In the polls, They'll market 50 points. What's going to happen is they're going to start cutting the interest rate and fucking shoot the fucking market through the roof.
Speaker 6:Well, they said it was plus 50 points, and this is what plus 50 points does, and it'll turn the whole election and because of that, since she's currently in office, if that does happen, she's going to end up winning the election. So you know you know what?
Speaker 5:he? He here's, here's the question. I mean forget, forget this, forget this election. Right, you got him who just can't keep his fucking mouth shut. If he fucking kept his fucking mouth shut but it's great though he'd probably have like a fucking 70 point lead on her. Okay, but he just fucking turns everybody off. Who's the next Republican candidate? I guess I don't know if Vance really has the fucking pedigree.
Speaker 2:Well, like they haven't had one since Trump won the election.
Speaker 5:Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That's the problem with the party is that they never put someone forward after he lost. You know, it was just always.
Speaker 5:Yes, but who's next, and are they going to be viable?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but we got a lot of new Republicans man.
Speaker 5:A lot of switchers.
Speaker 2:It seems like it. I don't know if they've officially switched, but you got Tulsi Gabbard. She's cute, she is. I vote for her, for her cuteness. So is that congresswoman from fucking South Carolina? Have you seen her? Why are you whispering? Oh my God, Because nobody. Have you seen her? Why are you whispering? Oh my god, cuz nobody can know say I feel, cuz they feel Like this is a good secret.
Speaker 6:I would volunteer to be her chair. Let's pretend I turned down the volume. Let's talk, let me. I'd love to be her mountain bike seat oh.
Speaker 7:What you guys got paper towels.
Speaker 5:Hey Trace what's?
Speaker 6:up? Why Are you sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar, bro?
Speaker 7:I'm sweating, yeah, whatever you just said that's exactly what I did. Yeah, I've never heard that one, but yeah, fucking A.
Speaker 2:Why would a gerbil be sweating in a gay bar? I don't understand.
Speaker 6:Oh, this is, this is. I don't understand Dude. Check her out, let me see. Oh, yeah, she was the one who was cursing. I like her Because she's Her vulgar. Yeah, that, she's fucking hot dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:She's a dirty. She's a dirty talker, dirty girl.
Speaker 2:She's hot dude, yeah, and she's.
Speaker 3:Hands over here. Okay, yeah, come on.
Speaker 2:Check it out, I feel like, as soon as you see her, you're gonna be. Oh, yeah, her. Oh yeah, yup, yup, yup, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.
Speaker 6:I love you, governor.
Speaker 1:Hello governor. Yeah, it's me Bobby, yeah.
Speaker 2:Not to mention, she falls right in line With everything I Fucking believe in, you know. So she'll never win. She's into satanic worship.
Speaker 5:No dude what was that she's into satanic terrible worship Dude.
Speaker 2:I went to therapy for that and I'm over it. You're not over anything. I'm in control of my destiny. Now, man, you know, use the now man. I'm in control, bitch, you know Use the force, Luke.
Speaker 4:Yeah, use the force. Speaking of force, why don't you bend over for me, Kevin?
Speaker 2:I thought Star Wars references were off the books.
Speaker 5:I think that's the first one since that show.
Speaker 4:Let me show you my lightsaber.
Speaker 6:That's a bad guy right there, dude. Imagine having that guy on your shoulder. Darth Vader isn't dealing with a red lightsaber, so's Gunner.
Speaker 2:Mine's blue.
Speaker 5:Sorry For a lot of, for a lot of reasons, reset I feel, I feel bad so we'll cheer him up.
Speaker 2:Forecast is ready.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:That was actual footage of Kevin's birthday.
Speaker 6:Dude, we can put that up as a short on the fucking YouTube.
Speaker 5:We certainly could.
Speaker 6:Because your body gesture when you do it.
Speaker 2:There's still video of it too, right? It's like forever record. Oh my God, no presidency for me?
Speaker 6:No, he likes to do the stroking motions. I say when you forecast rain.
Speaker 5:I'm still waiting until I get a call from corporate being like do you participate in a podcast?
Speaker 6:No, I heard something about facial Fridays. No, I don't Is that real?
Speaker 7:No, I heard something about facial Fridays. No, I don't. Is that real? Yeah, is that a?
Speaker 6:real thing. Yeah, is there a ring of thunders in there? Okay, I mean, are we? I don't know, man, I really don't know.
Speaker 5:It's very peculiar times. Something's going to happen, it's just yeah. Yeah, it's edgy.
Speaker 7:Sometimes Something's going to happen.
Speaker 2:It's, just it's edgy Like sometimes, I think we're not going to make it to election day.
Speaker 5:You know what not for nothing, Are you?
Speaker 6:thinking Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington.
Speaker 7:Yeah something bad happens, like the siege.
Speaker 6:You know, like some sort of like, do you think martial law?
Speaker 5:I actually. Can we let the young man speak a little bit? I'm curious to see what his take on all this shit is being different generation and much probably not as jaded as us three old fucks.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I mean, I think history repeats itself, so Continue, please indulge. I mean, the people are going to have to stand up eventually, feel free to talk into that.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, Talk into the mic.
Speaker 7:Talk the balls. I think people got to do something about this problem eventually, because if we just keep going like this, it's going to get worse and worse. We can't afford anything. We can't afford groceries, we can't afford gas. We can't afford to live.
Speaker 2:But what's the target problem? What is it?
Speaker 7:Too much government. Yeah, there's too much control of anything. We're getting taxed on money that we've already paid tax on, and then we were taxed on it before that and taxed on it again. Then we save up our whole life for, and then yeah, and then they just keep raising it. Did you say hot to it?
Speaker 6:I hot to it Right on, right on. Yeah, you're getting, you're getting hot to it all fucking day.
Speaker 7:I don't like how famous that girl got. Why.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but why not, man? I don't know.
Speaker 7:Come on, it's one thing to get famous.
Speaker 2:But then she's like the new hot Hooters chick.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but it was 15 minutes and if you listen to, 15 seconds of her talking you're like your brain is melting.
Speaker 2:But she threw out a pitch.
Speaker 7:Yeah, at the Mets game. And then listen. You saw what happened that day.
Speaker 5:She knocked two of it on the ball this bitch was working at a spring factory Spit balls, spring factory and this was her claim to fame. God bless her. Sell a couple hats. Sell a couple t-shirts. Don't pitch out at a Mets game. No one watches that shit anyway.
Speaker 6:Because what I'm going to do is next time I randomly Is interviewed on video, I'm going to come up with something for the shocker. You know, two in the pink, one in the stink. We're going to come up for something you guys don't know. Fucking shocker dude. Bam, boom, boom, boom. That's it. Viral video. Viral video.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but like you're not cute.
Speaker 6:I'm throwing shocker change-ups at opening day. Boom For who Fucking Long Island Ducks? Come on, dude, that's big time. Did you say? Long Duck Dong Sound like a girl's softball team, no it's.
Speaker 3:What is that Just like amateur?
Speaker 6:Independent, independent Major league players play there, old washed up major league players, racist ones, john Rocker. John Rocker played with them, probably the most racist.
Speaker 5:I wonder how he'd like taking a six train out to Long Island. He was actually.
Speaker 6:Did you ever see that fucking thing he put out when he was talking about being on the subway? John Rocker, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:And he played in New York that night and he beat him Fuck the Mets.
Speaker 2:But he used words that were generally accepted at that time, jeter Okay.
Speaker 6:I don't think it was Accepted. To be honest with you.
Speaker 5:Well, it's not like today. I mean he didn't say faggot oh.
Speaker 6:Well, he was close to it.
Speaker 5:Yes, but that's what I'm saying. He's not bringing the words back. You say queer.
Speaker 2:You should totally be able to say faggot man.
Speaker 5:And retard.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 6:Come on, come on, retards, where can we?
Speaker 5:start a petition to bring these words back Special Olympics.
Speaker 7:What's that movie with Johnny Knoxville?
Speaker 4:The Ringer.
Speaker 7:When the fuck do we get ice cream?
Speaker 4:Oh, wow.
Speaker 7:I love that. That was great. I think that was the only funny part in the movie.
Speaker 6:When the fuck do we get ice cream? That is fucking good. You scratched funny part in the movie when the fuck do we get ice cream? That is fucking good.
Speaker 7:You scratched my CD in broad daylight.
Speaker 6:I was watching Shane Gillis' older stand-up. Dude that guy's hilarious and he was talking about the Special Olympics. He's like can you imagine being the guy who actually came up with that? And you're just like you know, you tell a friend and a friend's like dude, you better keep that to yourself. I don't know where you come up with. Yeah, we just get them all together and you know see which ones can beat the other ones in each town. It was so fucking great.
Speaker 7:We went down to go see that Kill Tony show in the city a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6:Oh, you went down. Yeah, how was that?
Speaker 7:Oh, dude, it was amazing, shane was there. Joe Rogan was there. We went the first night and we got to see Cam Patterson, Casey Rockett, all those guys. It was awesome.
Speaker 5:I heard that was fucking outlandish.
Speaker 7:Jelly Roll came out to open it. It was nuts man. Who else was there? There was a lot of people, Until the Brady roast.
Speaker 5:I didn't even know about that fucking guy.
Speaker 6:He's fucking awesome. Tony Hinchcliffe yeah, dude, he's.
Speaker 5:Really yeah. I never fucking saw him before, Never listened to him.
Speaker 7:I was like this guy's fucking awesome Dude, hearing some of these kids that were there for the first time to go do their first stand-up, and they're doing it in Madison Square Garden in front of 18,000 people. This kid gets on stage and he totally tanks and Tony's like well, just try and tell us something that'll make everybody in the crowd like you. And the kid goes uh, I drive a pretty nice BMW.
Speaker 1:Everybody was like get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5:You guys are mean. I would have loved to follow that.
Speaker 6:Did you guys notice? I just walked in from beating the shit out of a pussy in a BMW.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Balls of steel getting on that fucking stage though at Madison Square Garden, oh dude.
Speaker 2:How long is that?
Speaker 7:How long the show yeah yeah, it was probably two hours, two and a half hours.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 6:They do that every Thursday at the Mothership. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's just fucking that. What did that run you I?
Speaker 7:think it was like 120 something. That's not bad. Any Florida seat started at 500 bucks.
Speaker 6:What's his name? Who was doing Dr Phil? Yes, oh my god. When he does that shit, it is hilarious. They sit down, and then Shane Gillis Will sit down dressed up as Trump and he'll talk as Trump. And then you got a dude who's a comic, who talks like Dr Phil, and he looks like Dr Phil.
Speaker 7:And he'll say just read my book and it'll hold up Dr Phil's book.
Speaker 5:I think Shane Gillis is fucking hit and miss. Why Sometimes he's fucking hilarious and sometimes he's like fucking. Really, how is no one punched you in the mouth yet?
Speaker 7:Did you guys watch Tires on Netflix?
Speaker 6:No, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 7:Oh my God, that is a funny show. Yeah, andrew Schultz is in it.
Speaker 6:Ah, shoot Schultz, kind of like he blew up quick and then he just like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I got a Schultz level, he turned a little bougie, I got a Schult too.
Speaker 6:He was there that night too, don't get me wrong. I love his stand-up and shit's good.
Speaker 2:It was good. It's a gimmick now.
Speaker 5:He's a hit and miss guy too, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 7:It's like you're a fucking dildo. He was saying all the stuff that you couldn't say in that time and he was like super popular, yeah.
Speaker 5:He blew up quick, yeah, from some of the shit he was saying's material well, it's chapelle.
Speaker 6:I think it was chapelle who threatened him um something, like he was up on stage or whatever and and he wouldn't get off and chapelle's like I'll ruin your fucking career, and I guess and chapelle.
Speaker 5:Chapelle can do that.
Speaker 6:I love chapelle, yep how many times we watch the uh sticks and stones? No, well, the one where he's the fucking lbgdq fucking yeah, uh the the car ride.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're picking up the hitchhikers, you have no bathroom here for another three steps that fucking 10 minute bit, or however long it is, is one of the most iconic. Like like awesome, yes, yeah, yeah, you know that whole setup is good, even when he's talking about the pools. That sums it all up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that man is just pure genius. Yeah, hands down Right Are you looking for it.
Speaker 8:In fact, we built these roads. The rest of you? Buckle up, we'll get you to where you want to go. So the G's are just driving the car. Of course, next to the G's in the passenger seat is the L's. Everybody likes the L's.
Speaker 5:Hey, Superfan Ben.
Speaker 8:Except for the G's. I don't know what that's about. I just know the G's don't like them that much and the G's always say like little subliminal digs on them, it's unnecessary shit, it's not mean. But you know what I mean. They just be like I wouldn't wear that. The only thing that breaks the tension between the L's and G's are the B's in the back seat. That's right. There you go. Everybody scream out when you hear your letter.
Speaker 3:If it's one thing that the L's and the G's agree on it's that the B's are fucking gross.
Speaker 8:They seem greedy to the L's and the G's. You know what I mean. They're just sitting in the back seat like, yeah, man, I'll fuck anybody in this car.
Speaker 4:He's just sitting in the backseat like, yeah man, I'll fuck anybody in this car.
Speaker 5:Now, Ben, we're not having any of that Our second best fan Ben.
Speaker 8:And sitting next to the bees all the way in the backseat by themselves looking out the window. That's the tease. Everybody in the car respects the tease, but everyone also resents the tease. It's not the tease fault, but everyone in the car just feels like the tease are making the trip take longer. Anything the tease say, anything the T's say gets on everybody's nerves and the T's don't even say anything bad, just be in the back talking to himself. I'm hot, shut up, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4:Okay, roll the window down, bitch.
Speaker 8:I don't know what you, what? Roll the window down, you Bitch.
Speaker 4:I don't know what you.
Speaker 8:What she said. I was hot. Can you pull over at the next exit? I need to use the restroom. There is not a restroom for you for four states, nigga.
Speaker 3:So we can do what we're doing. That's it. That's it, you're done.
Speaker 6:That's one of the most classic legendary stand-ups ever. When he did that, do you get to the cue man?
Speaker 4:Yeah, the cue's good, oh yeah the Q's got it.
Speaker 8:The Q's got it. The Q's got it. Just when that car can't get any more tense. The Q's are hitchhiking as they pick up on the road. Some white dude in booty shorts is walking down the freeway.
Speaker 4:This is the best part.
Speaker 8:Jesus, see him. That guy might be one of us. Hey, are you okay, need some help. And he come over there with them booty shorts, leaning on the window. Hey, what's going on? Fellas, lady, whatever pronoun makes you feel comfortable in the bathroom?
Speaker 9:Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going. I don't know if I'm gay or I'm straight or whatever. All I know for sure is that I really want to get in this car.
Speaker 5:That's fucking just a classic, my face is starting to hurt.
Speaker 6:Absolute, fucking classic. He did it perfectly. The man's a legend. Yeah, dude, and the shit he got for that was crazy.
Speaker 5:All his bits. Yeah, he don't give a fuck. No, he's the best.
Speaker 6:Well, that's the thing about comedy. It's like that's our I think our escape.
Speaker 7:You can't get canceled if you don't want it to happen.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but it's you know Truth.
Speaker 7:Listen, if you're fucking fair game yeah as soon as they try and cancel someone like him. He's just going to make a comedy skit about it.
Speaker 6:Oh, my God, that's it.
Speaker 7:What are you going to do?
Speaker 6:We're going to do a live show at the Trans' house. Yeah, we're going to do it. Yeah, with Tommy Tippy to a Tommy Coming in with glitter.
Speaker 4:Yikes.
Speaker 6:Oh, I don't know. What do you think, matt? Do you think we're the end of the world? What are you gonna do If the shit goes down?
Speaker 5:I'm gonna load up Pat, and I'm taking as many With me as I can.
Speaker 6:You're gonna load up huh.
Speaker 5:Sometimes. Listen, I don't know, man, it's fucking crazy, it's fucking weird. And we keep saying this it's gonna be a civil war, it's gonna be. It's going to be a civil war, it's going to be this it's going to be that Half the fucking people you're fighting are offended or put off by weapons. Can you imagine?
Speaker 6:that this generation try to go to war.
Speaker 5:Let's be honest about it.
Speaker 2:Hey, what if Venezuelans came in and took over the Hollywood motel Right? A bunch of.
Speaker 5:Venezuelans in Carmel when you got that.
Speaker 3:After I'm done laughing we're just going to cut them off from Optum so they can't get medicine for the bed bugs.
Speaker 5:Get rid of that shit right away.
Speaker 6:Yeah we're going to have to cook that. You guys are cooked. We're going to bring in the boom.
Speaker 5:Hey, listen, we're not going to bother you. We're just not going to give you medical treatment for whatever you get from staying in that hotel. It burnt down. So good luck, it did, which one burned down.
Speaker 2:Hollywood Motel. That's a shame. I'm sure no one's responsible for it.
Speaker 5:I was thinking of Heidi's and Brewster.
Speaker 6:That's where yeah.
Speaker 7:That's where what?
Speaker 6:Somebody's wife had to stay Dude Heidi's is nice Sifed over, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2:Have you ever been there? No, I've been there to work Garage doors.
Speaker 6:Why don't you growl for me, baby?
Speaker 5:It's a bear market. Oh, I got the pole start.
Speaker 7:Dude, I know somebody.
Speaker 5:Excellent point, ben Excellent point.
Speaker 7:Her sister was in high school and apparently it's normal For these girls to wear Yup. It's normal for these girls To wear the tails, like in school, you know. So, wait, wait, wait, the tails, oh you're talking about the fucking furries. Yes, those things. Okay're talking about the fucking furries. Yes, those things.
Speaker 5:The furries.
Speaker 7:Yes, it's real.
Speaker 6:We've had a long discussion about the furries.
Speaker 5:The tails. What are the tails? Those are the people that identify as cats.
Speaker 7:This girl's sister was in class and someone decided that it would be funny to pull this girl's tail.
Speaker 6:Well, that tail was a pull start and she yanked out.
Speaker 7:This girl's butt plug in the middle of class Drops on the floor, goes across the floor and she just yanked out her fox tail.
Speaker 5:Is that how kids have to get laid in high school now?
Speaker 7:She's bouncing around like a rubber conch, can you imagine being a parent? Your kid's getting ready for school. They walk out with a tail. You think it's attached to their belt, but it's shoved up their ass.
Speaker 6:No, Can you imagine that? No, that's just. That's a lot. That's a lot to deal with, oh my God.
Speaker 2:I'm horrified Like crazy.
Speaker 5:Who walks around with? I mean, have you seen this one on TikTok who's all bent out of shape that her kid identifies as a cat? I'd be pissed and all the neighbors kept calling animal control about a dangerous animal.
Speaker 7:That is hilarious.
Speaker 6:Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.
Speaker 5:We have a cat sighting In South Florida.
Speaker 6:So just be aware, it's a young buck boy Around 11, he's wearing whiskers and please do not talk on the tail.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and Mickey Mouse ears, the pronoun is meow. Please approach with caution.
Speaker 6:And he has a pole start.
Speaker 7:Yeah, yank that thing. You want to get that kid fired up. You want to get Mickey going.
Speaker 5:Just yank the tail out, Bang Jesus Christ. I can never unsee that Like I can't.
Speaker 6:Were the parents called.
Speaker 7:I don't know if the parents were called. I didn't get too far into the story because we just couldn't believe that some kid got a butt plug. How old, how old are these people? Senior in high school, so probably 17. Some of them 18, if they didn't.
Speaker 5:Well, you got to figure 18's, okay, but you got to figure this too.
Speaker 2:It's still fucking early for a butt plug man.
Speaker 5:No, no. Kids got their phones and they're like oh, I can do whatever I want, so they're probably searching porn.
Speaker 6:Hey, pat, I think you might want to check what Ben's saying. I don't know why, kevin, I don't think Kevin has been on the line tonight.
Speaker 2:Wow, I'm getting attacked by Ben. What's going on here? You believe that.
Speaker 6:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:I can't believe he said that, dude, he was my biggest supporter. I'm fucked now. I got nobody.
Speaker 5:Ben turned, ben turned Democrat, oh shit.
Speaker 7:That's a big accusation. That's a big accusation.
Speaker 6:These days, not really, you know, but here's, this is for Ben.
Speaker 4:Shut up, bitch.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, not for Kevin, that's for Ben, because we ever you know, I mean this guy came in Number one fan. Holy Jesus, like Santa Claus.
Speaker 7:Right, true, seriously, listen, I had to come out swinging. You know you did Schmeat and all Right. Schmeat everywhere Moist, mo, shmeet everywhere Moist.
Speaker 4:Moist and smoky, just how I like it.
Speaker 6:I like it like a pork shoulder. I love it, you and your pork butt.
Speaker 5:Ben was saying you shut up, bitch. You're supposed to be about the topic, but now Obst, he's never in your corner again.
Speaker 2:Really he said never against Orbs.
Speaker 5:Oh, against. See, that's what happens when I can't quite remember. Why are you trying to?
Speaker 6:start shit man. That's when the song Against All Logic come on. Right now.
Speaker 2:But I was taking it back. I was like, oh my God, Ben turned on me. What did I do?
Speaker 5:Take a look at me now.
Speaker 4:In such a fancy place. In such a fancy place Mean to you.
Speaker 2:John's never heard this song. No, I've never heard that one either.
Speaker 7:I'm just like oh yeah, Take a good look at me now.
Speaker 2:He's like who's Phil Collins? You've never heard that song. Oh, play it, dude, you gotta get that up Play it.
Speaker 6:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 99.9. We got a love request At night and coming. Calling from the request line is open. Calling from New Fairfield, connecticut, we have Orbs, orbs, you requesting Phil Collins. Is that what you're requesting Against all odds? Uh huh, okay, great movie, by the way. Who's this go out to? What special person does this go out to?
Speaker 7:Me, because I've never heard it.
Speaker 5:So the younger generation never heard this. There you go. This could be one of those reaction videos.
Speaker 6:You might want to grab Maddie around the waist and start fucking slow dancing.
Speaker 4:Oh fuck, all right, all right.
Speaker 6:We, we have Tiptoe Tommy, main stage Alright.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna have to fill up for this.
Speaker 6:This has gotten a little gay, oh man.
Speaker 5:It's totally gay man you wanna turn on the disco balls.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I feel like I'm about to start crying. Yeah, cut my balls. Okay, I can't do that. That is a good song, though, and it's a great fucking little drum solo in that bad boy. What was the other?
Speaker 7:one. What's that Pepsi?
Speaker 6:What's the other Phil Collins song? Thank you sir. What fucking song is that?
Speaker 2:Which one?
Speaker 5:The one oh oh, oh, the one with the drums In the air tonight yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ha, all right.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, you know what's in the air tonight. What was that? Somebody just had their microphone by their stomach.
Speaker 7:No, I was putting the cap on the old Pepsi.
Speaker 2:That was me.
Speaker 7:Oh, just massaging the mic.
Speaker 6:Can you not do that and stare right?
Speaker 7:at me Because it's just massaging the mic. Can you not do that and like stare right at me, because it's just so?
Speaker 2:It purrs.
Speaker 7:What do you mean, pat?
Speaker 2:When I touch it, it purrs. What are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 6:Seriously, I don't understand why you guys are talking like that. I gotta go. Just a tip, do you? No? Oh, I'm just kidding. Oh, my god, don't See now.
Speaker 3:I, he's got two hands on it now.
Speaker 6:Oh, I'm good, I'm good he had two hands. He was choking that fucking thing out. He was about to kill it.
Speaker 5:Ben requested Sister Studio.
Speaker 6:Ah, sure, sure, Ladies and gentlemen, we have BT from Boston calling in BT. What are you looking for? Hello, did we lose him?
Speaker 5:I think before it got disconnected he was looking for Sussu Studio, Sussu.
Speaker 6:Studio. All right From the number two fan of the TID show, Sussu Studio. How do you spell that show?
Speaker 2:How do you spell that? P-s-u-e-d, p-s-u-e-d, i-d-o-e-n-x?
Speaker 6:It's not synonym S-U-P-S-U.
Speaker 2:P-S-U-E-D. How about just Phil Collins? S-u-e-d-i-o, s-p-s-u-e-d-i-o.
Speaker 4:S-U-E-D-I-O Sudo.
Speaker 6:Oh God, s-s-s-s-u-d-i-o, yes, all right. Well, I can't find it.
Speaker 5:All right. Well, there you go, number two All right.
Speaker 6:Number two fan Seems like you're not going to get your request John. What request you got I?
Speaker 7:don't have a request.
Speaker 6:Oh, come on, what's a good. Phil Collins was fucking pretty good, though.
Speaker 2:Dude in the air tonight, man Like classic drum solo, like top five drum solos of all time. Yeah, I can feel it in the air. Do you know this tune?
Speaker 7:I know this one, I know this one, everybody knows this one.
Speaker 5:If you have an air drum to this song, you're not even a man. Yeah, air drum.
Speaker 6:I wonder how much we can Wait, wait, wait, matty, here now, now, this is what we'll do.
Speaker 2:This is what we'll do 145 till the drums.
Speaker 1:I'll find, I'll find. No, I'll find where the solo kicks in.
Speaker 6:I'll find where the solo kicks in. Get your fucking cowbell.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 6:We're going on. What do you got?
Speaker 2:All right. I thought he had the tambourine tonight.
Speaker 5:He can take the tambourine you got a gong.
Speaker 2:bro, Do a hand, kazoo.
Speaker 7:You got a gong man oh, you got a gong, you kazoo.
Speaker 6:You got a gong man. You could time that gong. Yeah, that means it's called limitless as many times as you want. Yeah 17.
Speaker 7:17 of them.
Speaker 2:No, no, 60% of the time. It works all the time. That means like three yeah.
Speaker 5:We're back in. Yeah, alright, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 6:Oh no, oh no. Yeah, let's get the band together On a Friday night Come on, give me the tambourine, oh no. I remember, don't worry.
Speaker 4:Yeah, tell me when. Yeah, tell me when Ready.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Welcome to the Enya channel on Sirius Radio. We like to meditate with our listeners, so if you guys are out there, just listen up and stretch it out, stretch out, stretch out.
Speaker 3:Listen to you and me. That was terrible. You have.
Speaker 6:Maddie's timing, it wasn't bad man.
Speaker 3:I think that was off a little bit.
Speaker 5:Was I premature.
Speaker 6:I don't know, because I was looking this way and it just sounded like a random bang on the fucking gong and I was like I don't know it was good way, and it just sounded like a random bang on the fucking gong and I was like I don't know, it was good though.
Speaker 2:I think it was good.
Speaker 6:We gotta get a fucking harmonica or kazoo.
Speaker 5:Alright, kazoo would be a party Next. I was gonna say next weapon, next instrument.
Speaker 2:Dude, I play me in spoons.
Speaker 3:Shut the fuck up, ben Dude, I play me in spoons. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6:Ben Ben, just so you know. Your rating instantly dropped today Down to two. We got vomit from you and cigars, cigarar cutters, Fanny packs.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't say it's a fanny pack, I wouldn't say it's a fanny pack.
Speaker 6:I like to call it my fanny pack or my satchel.
Speaker 7:Satchel with Vaseline. Satchel with Vas.
Speaker 1:My sach and vas.
Speaker 7:Sach and vas that could be a cool plate. It could be the next type over Wow.
Speaker 6:Sachin Vass on my license plate. I like it.
Speaker 5:Oh God, that's a personalized license plate and everybody would ask Everybody get out of here. It's Sachin Vass.
Speaker 6:Hey, man's a personalized license plate and everybody would ask Everybody get out of here. It's Sachin Vaz hey man what's your plate mean? What? Let's talk about it? What Come here, hit it.
Speaker 7:Just hit it with your spear fingers. You know what.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 5:When you're doing it.
Speaker 1:You got enough Vaseline, where it looks like a witch and you're like yeah, come here Come, here Would you put two in there, I would
Speaker 6:do the shocker and make them look like birthday candles. Got like three things of Vaseline in there, with Vaseline the Vaseline's on top. It looks like a candle. And I'm just sitting there I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's what my plate means. Satchin Vats, fuck dude, what's up?
Speaker 7:Yeah, anyway, what's the DMV website?
Speaker 2:It's an illegal gong.
Speaker 4:I'm not sure what happens when we have an illegal gong.
Speaker 3:Ref.
Speaker 6:that's our first illegal gong we gotta send this to Toronto for a replay.
Speaker 1:Throw the flag.
Speaker 6:What's that? Oh Okay, so illegal gong the pan or the gong has to be swung.
Speaker 2:No, he had an amount, man, I know he had an amount and he surpassed the amount.
Speaker 6:That's why I said he would have a penalty. He's in violation, are you?
Speaker 7:talking amount, like how many times, or or the level of strength he hit it with how many times.
Speaker 6:He had four. We're not questioning his strength.
Speaker 7:He's a small little man, it was a big gong.
Speaker 2:He may lose gong privileges. Maybe we give you the gong.
Speaker 6:His timing. His timing is good with the gun.
Speaker 2:He likes his little mallet, though I do I do it just sounded so weird.
Speaker 5:Love my mallet, I love my mallet.
Speaker 6:He loves his little mallet, doesn't he?
Speaker 5:I've been married for 18 years. I love my mallet.
Speaker 6:You love that little mallet, don't you?
Speaker 4:Love it every day.
Speaker 3:Sometimes twice.
Speaker 5:I live for the four minutes in the morning when I'm by myself. All right, moving on.
Speaker 6:Anyway, moving on, all right.
Speaker 4:I can't wait to get a new Satchin Vaz Morning rituals.
Speaker 6:Next topic you guys get that new Satchin Vaz Next week on. Satchin Vaz Morning rituals. Next topic you guys get that new Satchin Vaz Next week on.
Speaker 5:Satchin Vaz, satchin Vaz it's going to be a new fucking hashtag.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, just one Satchin Vaz, just one Hi Hi.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got your Satchin Vaz, god, now I got a piece of it. Oh, here, a mess, god. Now I got a piece of it.
Speaker 5:Oh, since we're getting a big following in Vietnam, are we going to wear rice hats next week?
Speaker 6:I was thinking about doing a live show and rolling sushi, maybe something in bamboo.
Speaker 2:What that's native to the area right. Uh-uh, Uh-uh.
Speaker 4:We.
Speaker 7:Never mind. Never mind Never mind, mind, oopsie, yeah, that was almost a bleep.
Speaker 3:For a while.
Speaker 5:It was almost a big bleep Wouldn't be the first one on this show.
Speaker 2:But seriously, I gotta pee.
Speaker 5:How long have we been recording Pat?
Speaker 6:We've been going for a good hour and 36 minutes.
Speaker 5:I think it's time.
Speaker 6:It's always time.
Speaker 5:Sweet. Usually, when Kevin has to pee, it's about time to go. I feel like my eyeballs are sweating right now. I can't imagine why I don't know Jesus.
Speaker 4:It's like it fucking came at me.
Speaker 7:Sometimes that'll happen.
Speaker 5:Sometimes, that'll happen.
Speaker 6:I thought they're fucking those fucking Woo.
Speaker 7:Touching that uppercut. He seemed trained in the dodging.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 5:Docking Dodging, how so we can hear about that story we talked about at the beginning of the show? What was the story? I don't know. Boom had a story.
Speaker 7:Oh, boom doesn't have a story. Oh, I got some stories, but it ain't going to be that way, it's okay. What?
Speaker 6:Of the stories you told me tonight. What is there? You're going to have to fucking. You're going to tie that off. I can't Pee in the ice jar.
Speaker 2:I'm doing the leg shake man.
Speaker 6:Just go right in the camera and, like it was only fans.
Speaker 2:Dude, just go right in the camera Like it was OnlyFans.
Speaker 5:Dude, that's not gonna hold it Like it was OnlyFans oh, I got $20, says you can't fill that.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I'll take it outside right now and do it no, right here on camera.
Speaker 5:No, oh my god 20 bucks.
Speaker 6:Can't buy him like that.
Speaker 2:I'm glad we bleeped that out You're not getting this for $20, bro, you're right.
Speaker 5:Why buy the milk for $20 when you get the cow for free?
Speaker 2:Oh, what Huh, what oh?
Speaker 4:Oh, that's fucking another demerit, it's gone, 30.
Speaker 6:Two, well, oh Two.
Speaker 4:Two.
Speaker 3:Two, two.
Speaker 6:Two. Well, johnny, you are fucking more than welcome. It's Friday night. Anytime to Thank you To join us. I thought it was great.
Speaker 5:Absolutely.
Speaker 6:We're gonna fucking Siphed over everybody's faces right now.
Speaker 7:Yeah, it's either Siphed over or the.
Speaker 2:Can we get an explanation on that? Like what does that mean? So it's a dude and just like, remember, I have to pee.
Speaker 7:I think we figured it out. Speak slowly. I think it's Scythe Dover, because it's his last name. Yeah, half of his, but it was split up so it looked like two separate words.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but Dover's not in his name.
Speaker 7:Yeah, but Dover's not in his name. Yeah, syphed like you got syphed over E-D-O-V-E-R. Yeah, got you, got you, you got syphed over.
Speaker 6:Oh, you syphed me over.
Speaker 7:I got it now.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Now you got it.
Speaker 6:I'm going to start using that slang. Yeah, I mean. Skippy.
Speaker 7:Skippy, oh yes, someone just told me that the other day.
Speaker 2:Some stupid shit I just learned. Well, laugh out loud Really.
Speaker 5:No, are you kidding me? That was a shut up, bitch, that was a shut up, couldn't get it because I couldn't see it.
Speaker 6:I know I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I still have to pee, so bad.
Speaker 1:Shut up, bitch, let's have sex.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to aura Kelly Pat in like two minutes man $20 says you won't, you won't do it.
Speaker 5:You won't do it, no, stay out of the chair.
Speaker 2:We don't need you Kevin this is God talking.
Speaker 4:You won't do it. You won't do it. No, I'm gonna fucking Stay out of the chair. Don't eat dog. We don't need to, kevin. This is God talking.
Speaker 6:And I'm trying to.
Speaker 5:Don't do it. That was a. That's a sin. That was the fastest you ever worked on that board. Oh my god.
Speaker 4:No, kevin, do it. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, deal, sick fuck.
Speaker 2:Ha ha ha ha, you old sick, fuck Dude, I'd totally pee on you.
Speaker 7:I can tell we're getting close to the end.
Speaker 4:If you.
Speaker 1:Yo, you just said that so nonchalantly.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, but in all seriousness.
Speaker 5:I would fucking pee on you. You know what Yo? Quick start an OnlyFans. You can make some money on that.
Speaker 6:I don't know if you noticed, but I'd pee on you.
Speaker 7:Buy this video. Get episode 100 for free. You don't like totals?
Speaker 6:We have golden showers for hours.
Speaker 7:volume one Golden showers for hours.
Speaker 6:Volume one GS4H.
Speaker 4:Cold showers for hours. Bro, that's gonna be a new fucking shirt, that's gonna be a license plate, that's gonna be a phone case. Cold showers for hours, days Cold showers Four hours.
Speaker 1:That's like really funny.
Speaker 2:I still have to pee, Just saying man.
Speaker 4:Just saying I haven't peed myself in about 20 years.
Speaker 6:It's going to fucking happen tonight.
Speaker 5:Go to the bathroom, go ahead, or just pretend you're in a bedroom and piss on the wall.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, what time is it? It's 1020.
Speaker 7:He's got to go.
Speaker 6:He's got some prostate issues, I believe.
Speaker 5:It appears so.
Speaker 6:I think something's affecting him.
Speaker 5:Wow, we were up to five viewers and he was going to piss on you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I think.
Speaker 7:They heard GS48, and they were like I'm about to tune in for this one. You're telling me I get to see that I don't got to be a twomper Golden showers for hours.
Speaker 5:I think that's the next personal ice, ice, yeah hours I think that's the next personal ice.
Speaker 6:ice is yeah. Well, that's definitely the title of this episode. So, ai, since you're listening and you're going to do the summary for the show, yes, for each. Gs for H will be the title of this fucking episode. Yeah Thanks, Alexa. Can you do the water spout thing after it to thank you? To water spout thing after it too, Thank you.
Speaker 7:The water spout thing Yellow in color if you have it.
Speaker 5:Oh, check, please, Check, please, I gotta go, I gotta go. Oh shit.
Speaker 4:We're all going to die tonight.
Speaker 5:Are you going to baseball tomorrow?
Speaker 4:Yeah, all right, satan's always around for a good game, playing with the balls and stuff. You know what I'm talking about. There he is.
Speaker 3:I do Fresh meat Ha ha, ha, ha, there he is. I do Fresh meat.
Speaker 4:Oh hey, kev, how was that? How does your body feel now? How does your body feel now? Did you get all that penis sound? Yeah, I did man. All right, bro, all right. If you guys want to listen, dial 1-888-222-GS48.
Speaker 6:All right, all right. What do you think, kev.
Speaker 5:We need some closing music.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we do, we do.
Speaker 7:Oh, we need to put on some R Kelly Singing in the rain, singing Right? Oh, we need to put on some R Kelly.
Speaker 5:Singing in the rain Right.
Speaker 2:I think R Kelly is, like you know, just desserts right now.
Speaker 4:I want to pee on you.
Speaker 7:We just need some weather techs and we'll be set oh yeah, so psyched over All season, Matt's in GHSs for hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the fun, no mess, uh-huh Wow.
Speaker 3:That's awesome, but my body. My body Is telling me I love yellow flowers.
Speaker 1:But there is something that I I like most about you.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:I don't see nothing wrong with golden showers.
Speaker 1:I don't see nothing wrong. Ow yeah With a little golden shower.
Speaker 3:With a little golden shower For an hour.
Speaker 4:I don't see nothing wrong For an hour Ow.
Speaker 3:Yeah hour, yeah, oh, my God Right. I haven't cried in a long time.
Speaker 2:That was funny, man Four hours.
Speaker 5:My fucking face hurts.
Speaker 6:Satan came in singing bump and grind. I don't see nothing wrong. Wow, that was just fucking good. Well, I mean, that's how you close out a show. Yeah, that's an hour and 46 minutes, no edits. We're going with all the racist comments we can. Might as well, we're not racist.
Speaker 5:No, we hate everyone.
Speaker 6:Equally.
Speaker 2:True, sometimes myself, me too, myself, not you Myself, but you sometimes.
Speaker 7:Just remember you gotta bring back the words pussy faggot and retard. All right, jesus. All right, bring it back. All right, once again, ladies and gentlemen, you were late on the beat button on that one.
Speaker 6:Yeah, uh if you guys haven't heard yet, we got to come back with pussy faggot. And what? Retard and retard back in the tard. Retard and retard back in Tard or tart. Retard, retard.
Speaker 1:Da.
Speaker 6:Yeah, da, da, yeah, okay, and pussy Retard.
Speaker 7:Pussy. I don't think pussy is one that you can't say oh no.
Speaker 5:You cannot say pussy anymore.
Speaker 6:No, you can, it's more.
Speaker 5:I mean you can say it, but they throw you off the football field.
Speaker 7:I think I'd get a worse reaction if I hit somebody with the See. I feel like I can't even say it. That's how programmed.
Speaker 5:I am, you can say it on this show.
Speaker 7:Retard, I can say it. I just said it Hard R Okay, hard, I mean, it was wasn't it.
Speaker 6:It just looked like you let so much weight off your shoulders.
Speaker 7:You're like retard. I've been programmed for years. You feel better now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what's funny. The correct term is retarded American, retarded American.
Speaker 7:Okay, r-race, we didn't know that in the third Retarded American Okay, our race, our race. Yeah, we didn't know that in the third grade Kev.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2:What In?
Speaker 5:the third grade, it was just retard.
Speaker 2:All right, the wheels are falling off Today man. Matthew, today it's retarded.
Speaker 5:American. No, I want to live back in the day.
Speaker 7:What is back in the day? What in the day? What is back in the day? What year?
Speaker 5:Give me a. You were still swimming around your father's testicles.
Speaker 6:I didn't even know if you were swimming.
Speaker 2:What year were you born? 95. 95. Oh my God, Great year. That was two years after I graduated high school.
Speaker 5:It was a lot of fun. 95 was actually a lot of fun, yeah actually a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was. Yeah, dude, that's so much acid.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, so much acid in 95, man, there was a lot of things going on, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I missed that one. Yeah, man.
Speaker 6:Yeah, so much acid.
Speaker 4:Hey, remember me.
Speaker 1:Hey little Kev remember me, we used to do acid, hey.
Speaker 6:I feel like I'm still in the same spot, hey.
Speaker 7:How many years have gone by what?
Speaker 1:What year is it?
Speaker 5:It's been 28 years In the closet. Play the music, play the music, play the music. He took one tab of acid, oh no, how long have I been in?
Speaker 6:here how many times was the house sold? What, oh, I can't wait until the many times was the house sold.
Speaker 5:What, oh, oh. I can't wait until the next person buys this house and I walk in and be like what the fuck happened in this room.
Speaker 7:Somebody was saying the R word, oh.
Speaker 3:I had to think about it for a minute.
Speaker 5:Grissom from CSI comes in. They got to bring a medium down here. What do you think it is?
Speaker 6:I'm gonna be from the looks like, yeah, the splatter.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say we got a fantasy football trophy, yeah, and I'm gonna guess we got a still From all the splatter over here.
Speaker 6:somebody said the word retard.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the medium's gonna come in this room and he's like I feel a lot of bourbon and I'm dumber.
Speaker 4:Somebody peed a lot.
Speaker 7:What seems like for hours.
Speaker 5:There's a lot of urine in the right corner. Yeah, why does it smell?
Speaker 6:like fresh floor mats in here it smells like fucking human kitty litter.
Speaker 3:Oh no, jesus, are you seriously?
Speaker 6:walking over to there and just pissing in the corner.
Speaker 5:Oh no, that's not what they were doing. I'm sorry, pat, that's the bedroom.
Speaker 6:Why is he using the fresh scoop? What the fuck.
Speaker 5:Have you shit in the cat litter box yet?
Speaker 6:No, just checking Valid question Listen, if somebody ever shit in a litter box, you're something fucked up.
Speaker 7:There is a guy out there that thinks that I took a shit on the hood of his car and on his dog's Frisbee.
Speaker 4:He thinks to this day that I did it but, it wasn't me.
Speaker 2:I just thought it was funny, so is it someone you would want to do that?
Speaker 7:No, like I don't know the guy.
Speaker 2:Oh, and it's, it's a.
Speaker 7:It's a friend of a friend and they love somebody. They pick you out of a lineup. No, so they they love to mess with this guy. They were like, hey, this just happened to him. You should say that, like you were out one day and you took a shit on someone's car and and then he's going to be like, oh, what kind of car was it? Can you imagine?
Speaker 6:And then he was going to say it. No, the other friend is do you want to know, or really send him over the edge? Yeah, shit on his dog's Frisbee.
Speaker 7:So I start telling this story. That's personal man. Yeah, someone didn't like him, but I mean, it wasn't me Like seriously'm telling a story. I'm like, yeah, I was driving around.
Speaker 6:Do you know those two are dating now. Who Did you know that?
Speaker 2:Momoa yeah.
Speaker 6:Stop, fuck you dude.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, stop. Oh my God, don't make me pay attention to this shit.
Speaker 5:You're going to be getting those people magazines. You're going to get reading people magazines.
Speaker 6:He gave you the really you want to poop in my pillow?
Speaker 2:I'm going to Google this shit and I'm going to be bombarded with fucking links. You click the links to it.
Speaker 6:I don't know if you noticed that's the only way you get to the bottom of the story. Don't click the only things. The one that says it'll cause a virus.
Speaker 2:No way. Dude the one that says it'll cause a virus no way dude.
Speaker 6:No way, yeah, no way.
Speaker 2:I believe so no way, maybe, no, I think so, dude, she took a dump with him in the pool. That's hot. No way, no, no, yeah, that's a man, that's a fucking Well, she Like dude, dude, I don't care, like dude, I don't care. That's BS4H who you are Like. That's a Nope.
Speaker 6:No, GS4H, bro. That's what it is With some poop.
Speaker 2:With some poop. The brown fish, that's what he called it. Right, she called it the brown fish, what? What that's no brown fish. What that's no brown fish. That shit was great.
Speaker 6:All right, we got to close this shit out. Whoa easy, easy. What do you want to close that with?
Speaker 2:I don't know Linkin Park, how about some Linkin Park? It starts with Go out with a bang.
Speaker 7:I like it.
Speaker 2:Like that song. Uh-huh, that's a cool song. Give me a second Good drums Guitar, that's a cool song.
Speaker 3:Give me a song. Good drums guitar. Yeah, it starts with golden charms. It starts with I don't know why.
Speaker 1:It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind. I just wanted to explain to you All, I know.
Speaker 6:Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on one of our funniest episodes we've had in a long time Our new number one fan, and I wouldn't mind having him as a co-host every weekend. Go right out the window, johnny Boom.
Speaker 1:Johnny Boom Number one fan and I wouldn't mind having him as a co-host every weekend, Johnny.
Speaker 5:Boom, johnny Boom, you don't have to bring gifts every week, but you can join us Okay.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I was going to say I'm going to run out of cigars real quick. No, you do a reach around Reach around next week. Oh, okay, only fans, see you there you dare.
Speaker 2:What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Speaker 4:See you next time.
Speaker 7:I need a smokey.
