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Bug Out or Die Trying: A Not-So-Serious Guide to Apocalypse Prep

• Cakes, Matty, Aubz

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World War III Warnings

Speaker 1

What we do in life echoes in eternity. See you next time, holy shit.

Speaker 4

We're here in New Orleans, oh boy, oh boy, we have a lot of breaking news Shit. Don't you loop on me like that. Breaking news Balls deep news At the BDN network. This just in, we received a hot email it's on fire, really hot email From the gentleman who was in the Tesla truck.

Speaker 1

Well, that was Vegas.

Speaker 4

You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3

The Tesla truck was in Vegas.

Speaker 1

He just woke up. Give him a day. Let me wake up.

Speaker 4

I've been asleep for 48 hours straight, ready for the news.

Speaker 2

So he just woke up. Give him a day. Yeah, let me, let me wake up, okay.

Speaker 4

I've been asleep for 48 hours straight, Ready for the news. Um yeah.

Speaker 3

Yeah, you've missed a lot.

Speaker 4

Here's the news we're all going to die. This is the news. Ladies and gentlemen, war war three is on the cusp. If you, have.

Speaker 3

Yes, yeah, If you have a weapon lock and load baby.

Speaker 4

World War III is on the cusp right now. I don't know if anybody out there is into Sean Ryan or whatnot. He had a gentleman on was it yesterday? Yesterday, yesterday, two days ago, I think? Sam Shoemate? Yep, that's his name. Really have no idea where he is in the Yesterday. Yesterday, all right, no, two days ago, I think Two days ago, sam Shoemate, sam Shoemate.

Speaker 1

Yep, that's his name.

Speaker 4

Really have no idea where he is in government, but he received a direct email from the gentleman in the Tesla truck.

Speaker 1

Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. You know like there's a lot to be Proven about, but whatever there's, you know the time stamp on it, totally it appeared. It appeared to be credible Sequence of events Is you know he received this prior to the bombing. Obviously you know.

Speaker 4

So what we're gonna do To start off the show Is get your panties and get your boxers In an uproar and get you scared.

Speaker 4

Yeah, bottom line yeah, go out, get some bread and milk, yeah toilet paper totally lube fucking empty the shelves, people, you're gonna have to get lube before shells because just in case daddy shows up. Yeah, um and weird segue into that I mean. That's the way it's gonna work, bro all bro, all right. Come on, keep going. What you're going to see now is the supposed actual email from the bomber in the Tesla truck in front of Trump Tower in Vegas. All right, this put chills up my spine listening to what this guy had to say, so I'm going to share the screen. Nice and easy.

Speaker 1

And the guy does say himself he's yet to like. The screen nice and easy. And the guy does like, say himself like he's he's yet to like. Give us a name, give credibility to any of this, you know, um yeah.

Speaker 4

So take a listen and let's uh, let's bring this up for a fucking discussion. How about that?

Speaker 5

So this email came in on.

Speaker 6

This email came in 10 42 on december 31st at 10 42 am that is tuesday.

Speaker 5

Who is it he said? In case I do not make it to my decision point or onto the mexico border, I am sending this now. Please do not release this until 1 january and keep my identity private until then. First off, I'm not under duress or hostile influence or control. My first car was a 2006 black ford mustang v6.

Speaker 4

For verification I'm gonna pause that right there for a second because I mean anybody can have a, a v6, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you can't really verify it like that. No, of course not. Be like, hey, I got a mole on my butthole and it's gray.

Speaker 1

This guy has said this prior to this point in the interview.

Speaker 3

Not for nothing, just for context.

Speaker 1

He has addressed the fact that he can't this is credible.

Speaker 3

This is not 100% verified yet, right.

Speaker 4

But let's get into meat and potatoes Now. This is where it gets crazy Interesting.

Speaker 5

You may be like.

Speaker 5

What we have been seeing with drones. He puts that in quotes. He says drones is the operational use of Gravitic propulsion systems Powered aircraft by, most recently, china and the east coast, but throughout history, the US. Only we in China have this capability. Our OPSEN, that's Operation Center, our OPSEN location for this activity is in the box below. China has been launching them from the Atlantic from submarines for years, but this activity recently has picked up. As of now, it is just a show of force and they are using it similar to how they use the balloon for SIGINT and ISR, which are also part of the integrated comm system. There are dozens of those balloons in the air at any given time. The so what is? Because of the speed and stealth of these unmanned aircraft, they are the most dangerous threat to national security that has ever existed. They basically have an unlimited payload capacity and can park it over the White House if they wanted. It's checkmate. Us government needs to give the history of this, how we are employing it and weaponizing it, how China is employing them and what the way forward is. China is poised to attack anywhere in the East Coast.

Speaker 5

I've been followed for over a week now from likely homeland or FBI and they are looking to move on me and are unlikely going to let me cross into Mexico, but won't, because they know I am armed and I have a massive V-Bid. Let me pause right there for a second. So he says a massive V-Bid. When I was talking to the FBI yesterday, they didn't know what a V-Bid was. I had to explain what that acronym meant. Literally you fucking serious, dead serious. I said admit. Literally you fucking dead serious. I said it twice and he goes you said that word v-bid. Can you tell me what that is for your audience? A v-bid? For your audience who has not been in the guap for the last 20 years? A v-bid is a vehicle, born, improvised explosive device in layman's terms, a car bomb, what we saw at trump tower. So, backing up, he says I am armed and have a massive v-bid. I've been trying to maintain a very visible profile and have kept my phone and they are definitely digitally tracking me. Here's where he gets into the other stuff and this is where we had to redact the names. Well, your producer redacted the names.

Speaker 5

I have knowledge of this program and also war crimes that were covered up during airstrikes in Nimruz province, afghanistan, in 2019 by the admin, dod, dea and CIA. I conducted targeting for these strikes. Of over 125 buildings, 65 were struck because of CivCast. That's civilian casualties that killed hundreds of civilians in a single day. Us FORA continued strikes after spotting civilians on initial ISR. It was supposed to take six minutes and scramble all aircraft and CENTCOM. The UN basically called these war crimes but the administration made them disappear. I was part of that cover-up with US FORA and Agent Redacted of the DEA, so I don't know if my abduction attempt is related to either. I worked with redacted IO staff on this as well as the response to Bala Murghab, redacted commander at the time. Redacted can validate this. You need to elevate this to the media so we avoid a world war because this is a mutually assured destruction situation.

Tesla Truck Bomber's Email Revealed

Speaker 5

Then he says for vetting my LinkedIn, is Matt Bergg or matthew livelsberger. An active duty 18 zulu out of 110. That's first battalion 10 special forces group. My profile is public. I have an active tssci with uap usap access. What is usap do you?

Speaker 1

that's a lot to fucking digest, right?

Speaker 3

so Feel free to rewind that and listen again.

Speaker 4

I don't think you have to, because we can just say what Okay, so the drones you've been seeing on the East Coast is China.

Speaker 1

Well, that's what this guy says. That's what this guy says.

Speaker 4

Allegedly.

Speaker 3

Allegedly.

Speaker 4

And we're also involved in the drones, but China is far ahead of us based upon their technology and whatnot.

Speaker 1

Well, I don't know if he said that or not. He said us and them are the only two that we have.

Speaker 4

Yeah, it seems like we're spearheading this whole fucking thing.

Speaker 1

Well, I think we've been spearheading it since Roswell, but hey.

Speaker 4

And the whole here we go. Yes, here we go. The whole comment with checkmate Alright. So now you can have these SUV Size drones over the White House, verbatim with his words, with any fucking payload, any ordinance, and that's checkmate.

Speaker 1

No, I mean Any ordinance, you know, like EMP, that's all you need. No, emp, just that's all you need. Sure.

Speaker 3

No, emp just knocks out the electronics. It's the fucking ordinance that's in there.

Speaker 4

No, understood, but EMP knocks out your electronics. Independence Day baby.

Speaker 3

This fucking country's in the dark ages if we lose our electronics. No shit, Sherlock. That's the first strike. That's what's happening first.

Speaker 4

So they're going to take out all the electronics. Mayhem's going to ensue after 30 days, like they say.

Speaker 3

It's not going to even take 30 days. This fucking utmost panic is going to happen immediately.

Speaker 1

It'll take a month. There'll be an initial wave of panic.

Speaker 3

These asshole fucking liberals are going to lose their shit in 15 minutes. Be running around.

Speaker 4

I'm not worried about the liberals, I'm worried about myself. Fuck the liberals, dude. I'm kicking them in the butt.

Speaker 3

I'm just saying that's the nonsense that's going to happen first.

Speaker 1

Pushing them to the front of the line.

Speaker 3

You guys get up there, run out there Go.

Speaker 4

We got your back.

Speaker 3

I'll see you later. Fuck that.

Speaker 4

But my worry is the brink of World War 3 and how easy it is for another country to get technologies pushing a button into the United States, no problem. 50 fucking miles off the coast of the East Coast and you get hundreds and hundreds of drones From China.

Speaker 3

China, yeah, I mean. I mean you got to get a hold of Jizz Paws and tell him he's got to fucking knock this shit out.

Speaker 4

I'll get my jizz on it. I'm going to make that button crusty. You can't press it, that's it take out the cameras. Jizzpaw takes out the buttons with his jizz. That's crazy. Think about it. Fart. It's just man, the brink like. I think we're at the brink right now we're on the edge.

Speaker 1

Well, I mean like, uh, I just, I just sent you a thing I don't know if your phone's hooked up to the board and shit but um, it's trump's response to this. Well, no, not to this, but like about the drones yeah, okay, he knew.

Speaker 4

He says I don't know if you've seen any of this. He says the government. He says the government knows.

Speaker 1

Yeah, dude, a lot's happened in the past, like three, four days, man.

Speaker 4

No, this is when the first time when the drones came out Like where have you guys been?

Speaker 1

man, that's how old I've been drinking a lot, dude. I even lost a day of life and I'm ahead of you guys.

Speaker 4

Yeah, but this one's old. This is like the day after the drones. Well, yeah, yeah, but it's still, you know Can you comment on the drones that that are flying around New Jersey ports. It seems like the American people have a big disc.

Speaker 6

The government knows what is happening. Look, our military knows where they took off from. If it's a garage, they can go right into that garage. They know where it came from and where it went and for some reason they don't want to comment and I think they'd be better off saying what it is. Our military knows and our president knows, and for some reason they want to keep people in suspense. I can't imagine it's the enemy, because it was the enemy that blasted out. Even if they were late, they'd blasted. Something strange is going on. For some reason they don't want to tell the people, and they should, because the people are really, I mean, they happen to be over Bedminster what's Bedminster?

Speaker 4

a town Pennsylvania so what's what's big about Bedminster?

Speaker 1

is there a base?

Speaker 4

there.

Speaker 1

I honestly don't know. The only Bedminster I could think of would be like fucking England. That's what I'm thinking of. Right, pennsylvania, is it Pennsylvania?

Speaker 4

yes, all right, so what's that have to do with? I don't know. We're still playing, huh always it's always something going on, there we go keep pushing buttons.

Speaker 3

It's cool, what the fuck oh it's on D, well it's a Jesus.

Speaker 4

It wouldn't stay.

Speaker 1

It was a good Bedminster theme song too.

Speaker 4

Yeah, like if we're playing golf or something Right Over Scotland, like a flyover Um. So my thing is this how, how real is this? How Are we really At the brink of? If Trump becomes president, there's going to be like instant world war three.

Speaker 1

Well, so, number one, he did. And should we're going to find out tomorrow, aren't we Um, tomorrow's the sixth, Tomorrow's the sixth.

Speaker 4

So what? What's what happens tomorrow? Is it wasn't it the 20th? Tomorrow's the 6th? So what happens tomorrow?

Speaker 3

though Isn't it the 20th?

Speaker 4

Is it the 20th? The 20th is the inauguration.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, what's January 6th then?

Speaker 3

That was the anniversary of the insurrection that he didn't do four years ago. What's tomorrow? Let me check my calendar. Is it National Boxing Day? It?

Speaker 4

might be.

Speaker 3

Tomorrow has nothing scheduled.

Speaker 4

What's up Sween? So okay If I go to R-20.

Speaker 1

So time out, so time out. So what's the?

Speaker 4

Why did the 6th happen? I don't know what are you talking about.

Speaker 1

The 6th was the day of the transfer of power, right.

Speaker 4

Is tomorrow.

Speaker 1

Trump flew away.

Speaker 3

I thought Right, I thought that was the 20th. You know why would they change?

Speaker 4

the date. So it's a transfer of power two weeks prior to the inauguration.

Speaker 1

I'm just saying.

Speaker 4

That is not in my iPhone calendar.

Speaker 1

It just seems like I don't know, seems like something should be like.

Speaker 3

If any of our listeners out there are smarter than us, please shoot a message over.

Speaker 1

But you see, what I mean, though, right. If it's a four-year cycle of presidents, why would the date change?

Speaker 3

I understand what you're saying, but I don't understand why they would do the change of power prior to the inauguration.

Speaker 4

I thought the 20th is always the inauguration. I thought the 20th is always the inauguration.

Speaker 3

Inauguration.

Speaker 4

Inauguration. I don't know what was the 6th then? The 6th has nothing. That was the day that people stormed the Capitol, or we're letting the Capitol, or is it always two weeks prior to inauguration?

Speaker 3

I don't know, man, I don't have the answer to that. I don't know.

Speaker 4

Alright, so I'm gonna check 2024.

Speaker 3

real quick Is anybody out there now?

Speaker 4

January 6th. There's nothing scheduled January 20th.

Speaker 3

Pat, by the way, is checking his personal calendar.

Speaker 4

No, it doesn't have inauguration. Oh no, because it was in 2020.

Speaker 3

Nothing scheduled tomorrow, but I got to go see the Thundersons about their garage floor on Tuesday at 8. Yeah, 2020.

Speaker 4

Sorry, in 2020. And now?

Speaker 1

Nothing. I think like the I don't know. I feel like the 6th may be some sort of like oh no, it's 2021. Legal Four years, it's something date. And like the 20th is like, maybe like the day they walked down the fucking road, you know.

Speaker 3

I don't know. I don't have an answer for you.

Chinese Drone Threats on East Coast

Speaker 1

Or maybe like there was some significant thing with the election on January 6th, you know, I again I don't have an answer for you, maybe there was finally a ruling.

Speaker 4

Maybe that I drink a lot of alcohol and I don't pay attention to the mainstream media. January 20, 2021, inauguration day January 6th nothing.

Speaker 1

Oh, okay, so maybe it was some sort of legal court day or something like judgment record something I don't know.

Speaker 3

I think he was just holding some sort of rally or something.

Speaker 1

So I can feel good about going to work tomorrow, except for the drones.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I mean now I'm just shoot the drones, is all I'm saying. Just shoot the drones.

Speaker 1

It's. I was prepared to take the day off and just like plop my eyes in front of the TV and you know.

Speaker 4

What would be the top three scenarios to happen with the drones? What's number one? What's number one on the list?

Speaker 3

Well, I think the first thing that's going to happen is I honestly believe they're going to attack our power grid, whether it's by EMP or otherwise.

Speaker 1

Right, some sort of action. Yes, not just them being there, they're going to have to do some kind of action.

Speaker 4

Yes, yeah, this is straight up Red Dawn remake.

Speaker 1

Kind of yeah, sort of. But advanced now if you think Well, yeah, but they're going to send the drones because there's too, many.

Speaker 4

That's what.

Speaker 3

I'm saying Too many people with guns now that's what worries me the most.

Speaker 1

They ain't parachuting in, they're just flying around.

Speaker 4

Bro, you're going to have to live like a fucking Yeti, so they don't see your heat signature with the drones. Cover ourselves with mud like a predator.

Speaker 3

It's fucking January. Man, It's's cold. I don't want to cover myself with mud fuck bro, like that's fucking crazy if you think about it. I get tunnel on the ground man there's gonna be a lot of people in the basement bunkers.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna be like my arm hurts.

Speaker 1

I can't dig you're gonna get left behind. Dig that hole.

Speaker 3

Liberal just saying you better you look in hole, you're gonna have to carry all the bug out bags while everyone else is on point fucking liberal.

Speaker 1

You dig that hole. You better heal up because, like the lame, are the first to get left behind I'm not gonna leave that motherfucking shit.

Speaker 4

Right now I'll start shooting people. I'll show you how crazy I am. Like I'm ready all right.

Speaker 3

So do you guys? Do you guys have like a survival pack or a bug out bag?

Speaker 1

you got something ready to go what we, what we should do is actually I got two flashlights, bro, that's it.

Speaker 3

Oh, I got a generator Any extra? Well, yeah, you're not carrying a generator with you. Well, I ain't leaving, you might have to. Well, I mean, I mean, that's why they called it a bug out bag.

Speaker 1

I guess you know I wish I had some firearms, though I'll share.

Speaker 4

Okay, so what are you doing for the apocalypse? What's that? What's your name? My? Name is Jeff, oh, you're dead, you're dead.

Speaker 3

Jeff is not going to make it.

Speaker 4

Jeff ain't making it in fucking three days, dude. No, no way, no, I think. Okay, I would love to get A real fucking badass bug out bag, just in case.

Speaker 1

So what's in your bug out bag?

Speaker 3

Everything, I actually have a legitimate bug out bag. I know I've seen it.

Speaker 4

I'm going to need those Sour Patch Kids. We're going to need a bag of those.

Speaker 3

I got MREs, I got a couple survival books that tell you how to build shelter and filter water and shit. Hatchets, some knives, hatchets, you know some Firestar a lot of Firestar.

Speaker 4

You're going to have to go back to square one, bro.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4

I mean.

Speaker 1

I think I don't think it's going to be like immediate, like you'll have like a die off of it, like you'll have like a die off of poppy, you're going to have those motherfuckers who like it's.

Speaker 4

I'm sure we can figure out how to take care of ourselves in the. You know, just from watching movies, our whole lives. Give me some of those pine tree fucking arms over there or branches.

Speaker 3

Bam, we'll figure this out, roof. What's the problem is going to be is going to be that our kids are going to be like hey to be that our kids are going to be like hey, dad, we got any of that bottled water laying around. I sure am thirsty, go shit.

Speaker 4

Can you go shit on the roof real quick? There's a leak. That's what you don't up there.

Speaker 3

Well, son, water ration was a half hour ago when you were sleeping, so you'll have to wait till later. So I drank your half.

Speaker 4

I mean what else? I mean, fuck man, you're not going to be sleeping during that shit. No, never. Like, oh my God, it's going to be awful. I'll die from psychosis before I die from somebody else killing me From staying up. Just from staying up Because you're going to have that Like, you don't want to go to sleep because you don't want to be that person who gets fucking killed in their sleep. And the next thing you know you're like oh, we got to go on shifts.

Speaker 1

Fuck that. So is it killed in your sleep by China, or is it like the fucking Venezuelan gangs, because they just kind of like disappeared? From the news cycle right, Like they're just gone. They went back to Venezuela. I heard they're done taking over cities and hotels, apparently, or apartment complex.

Speaker 3

Not for nothing. If World War III starts, I think their supply of meth addicts and drug addicts coming to purchase things are going to dry up a little bit.

Speaker 2

No, they're not.

Speaker 1

Drugs sell themselves. Yeah, man.

Speaker 2

I'm going to keep those motherfuckers up 48 hours straight snorting that meth. I'm going to be literally a rain from the skies.

Speaker 3

Well, by the third day. You're keeping watch. You're going to be looking for somebody to send over some of that Bolivian snowflake. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2

The only one who survives is the meth addict. That's right. Ain't that a fucking hoot?

Speaker 3

I haven't eaten or slept in 15 days.

Speaker 4

You kind of look like it. Your life has been sucked out of you. I mean I might as well get into meth if that happens. Shit.

Speaker 3

I bet Kevin will be great for like seven, eight days and he's going to be outside hanging himself in a tree Wow, Ouch.

Speaker 4

Okay, are we getting a call in? No, it's my nephew. I'm gonna have my nephew on in the next couple weeks. Um, he's got like all these crazy connections with all these these weed companies. Oh nice we getting like a sampler oh, you're gonna see, dude, you're gonna see the shit he has. It's fucking stupid. Here we go, why not?

Speaker 1

You take advantage of this shit. I would love a Monte Cristo sample bag or gift bag.

Speaker 3

Can we get his guy to make us a go bag of that stuff?

Speaker 4

That's all weed.

Speaker 3

Way to make the left turn to Albuquerque, by the way.

Speaker 4

No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 3

You just stop talking and.

Speaker 1

What is that? Like a Fucking Conference or, like you know, like a trade show.

Speaker 3

Like. What the fuck is that? I like a show. So, speaking of show, are we gonna go to this podcast Conference in Florida?

Speaker 1

Yeah, I'm not. No, I'm not.

Speaker 4

Okay, all right. Yeah that's a tough one. All right, that is a tough one there. Buddy, I'm going to send that copy. Let's go there. That's a rough one to deal with. It's a hobby, it's a hobby. Yeah, I mean it to deal with. It's a hobby. It's a hobby. I did work, I got accepted in there for free.

Speaker 3

Great, terrific, even when I said we can't handle. And now you're just going to piss in their mouths.

Speaker 4

Yeah, okay, it's good, it's a hobby, what the fuck.

Speaker 2

Oh, there in another one dead air, sorry, alright we're good.

Speaker 3

Alright, we back.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we're back so I honestly think um war, war.

Speaker 1

War 3 is gonna be inevitable what's it gonna look like, though you know, is it gonna be like that?

Speaker 3

I really don't like the fact that they're fucking zeroed in on the East Coast like that.

Speaker 1

Right, like they had to say, east Coast.

Speaker 3

Like fuck man, go get those fuckers in Montana again.

Speaker 1

Like no, no, you can't take out Cali first To be honest with you they probably already have Cali.

Speaker 3

We just don't know it yet, To be honest with you they probably already have Cali, we just don't know it yet.

Speaker 1

There's like a handful of good people in Cali and I hope they get out soon. I don't know, I'm sure there's a few, not in Pelosi's district. I don't reckon there is Derek's out there. I'd hate to have him be nuked.

Speaker 3

I don't know. Let's ask him who we voted for first, and then we'll decide yeah.

Speaker 1

I mean, even so, I don't want to get nuked.

Speaker 3

You know what? You're a fucking nice guy From now on. You're a nice guy Kev.

Speaker 4

Yeah, does he have your fantasy winnings?

Speaker 3

Oh shit, unmentionable, Unmentionable, unmentionable, unmentionable.

Speaker 1

Unmentionable. Wow, that was a weird pull, I know.

Speaker 4

Unmentionable. It popped in my head. I'm like wait a minute, I know something Unmentionable. So we're all going to die in World War III and Kevin needs to work on his bug out bag. How it's going to look, I don't know.

Speaker 3

I really don't. Kevin's bug out bag is going to have six tampons, tortillas, something to make food with and one flashlight with no batteries.

Speaker 1

But you know what I'll make that shit work, man.

Speaker 3

At least for a night, you know.

Speaker 4

I'm like Kevin, I got a bad cut. Can you do that tampon? What's up, cole? Yeah, that'll be our bandages and shit.

Speaker 3

You know what I can see it now? Thunderson's daughter is going to eat all the tortillas immediately and Kevin's going to lose his mind. What the fuck are you?

Speaker 4

doing. She's the first one sacrificed.

Speaker 1

No, she's not.

Speaker 3

Not even close to the first one.

Speaker 4

It looks like he's sacrificing the silent assassin.

Speaker 3

Although the funny part about it is she's probably in the best shape and can run the fastest, so she's going to make it. Everyone else is very Like Lil.

Speaker 1

Oh, I'll totally turn an ankle running.

Speaker 3

I was just going to say it all depends on how long Lobster's ankles last.

Speaker 1

You know like I'm totally getting injured If there's like a fleeing moment.

Speaker 3

Oh no, you're stepping on a dog toy.

Speaker 4

Oh, that's his demise, his demise. He trips over a dead gunner, just to add insult to injury.

Speaker 1

One of them like plastic bones that have like sharp edges.

Speaker 4

No, you slip my foot's cut and my ankle's turned. Fuck, you slip over a dead gunner. That's what you do. Gunner's already dead because they're like kill the meth dog. Why are we killing off my batsman? He's the first one that needs to be killed off.

Speaker 3

He's probably good. She's going to eat the most Scout's probably going to be good eating.

Speaker 1

She's big enough to eat if need be.

Speaker 4

Yeah, poor girl, she's big enough to eat, if need be. Yeah yeah, poor girl, that retarded dog. She's the dumbest, dumbest of dogs.

Speaker 2

Alright.

Speaker 4

I see that we're all gonna die. That's the way I see it.

Speaker 3

Alright, it's solid. We gonna end the show on that, or do you wanna keep going? It's the only way.

Speaker 4

I mean, what is your like, what is your?

Speaker 1

feelings, yeah, um well, I mean number one. Like we, we gotta address that like we don't know if this is, it's all you know.

Speaker 4

Like conjecture understood, you know as of late, it's not fact by any means I know, know, but as of late, shouldn't we be saying shit like because all the conspiracy theories, most of them, have come true To the point?

Speaker 3

of where you're like, but is this really a conspiracy theory? I really wouldn't put this in that category. Why not?

Speaker 1

Because too many people are like questioning shit. Is that why it's not a conspiracy theory? I mean, it's not like drones, like too many people are like what the fuck?

Speaker 3

It's not really a theory. Drones are there right?

Speaker 1

Well, sure they're there, but the reason why is?

Speaker 3

fuckers. Fucker blew himself up in a fucking truck, right, right, like they got to do some fucking checking to see if this email fucking got there. It's not really a far-fetched trying to put the dots together, it's. We just need to verify this.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 3

That's why I don't feel it's a conspiracy theory per se, Right.

Speaker 4

I don't think we need to verify it.

Speaker 3

Yeah. So let me pose a question to all of us here. Like if you were to come in, like if you were to come into a firearm, would you just start shooting at orientals?

Speaker 1

no, okay, no, I would be. I would be discriminant.

Speaker 3

I just want, isn't that? No, okay, no, I would be discriminant. I just want, isn't that? I mean, I mean knowing his past, I mean I'm just saying that's a good one Matty.

Speaker 2

Please say a couple of Hail Marys just pray for yourself.

Speaker 1

Hail Mary, full of grace the Lord is not with thee. Here he goes again on Jesus play some, play some music.

Speaker 4

I like, I for some, whatever reason, I do like some, some faithful, you know Just call it Christian rock. It is what it is.

Speaker 3

It was good.

Speaker 1

Are you a churchgoer?

Speaker 3

No, are you going to start going again? Nope, are you sure? Yeah, I mean the way you were singing the last verse of the song.

Speaker 4

We were born to love. Yeah, no, I'm not going to church. Okay, where's the churches that sing, though?

Speaker 1

Where are those Down south.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, Maybe I should move.

Speaker 1

No, I'm sure you can find a no. What is? I think they all do it now, man.

Speaker 3

No, it's the.

Speaker 1

Dude, I remember going into town. I can't think of the 52 right, right after the Catholic Church in New Fairfield the last time I was there God knows how long ago, god does know they had like a band almost for Christ's sake, a Christian rock band like almost man.

Speaker 2

There was a drummer, please don't take the Lord's name in vain. I'm not taking.

Speaker 1

I'm not taking the lord's name in vain.

Speaker 3

I'm not taking the lord's name in vain really should not take my name in vain if you're going to do that correctly.

Speaker 4

I just wanted to be.

Speaker 1

I didn't want to leave anybody out the last time I had to be in a church. Yeah, like kids come for me it's been a minute, since I've been to one, but you know they were fucking singing.

Speaker 3

They had equipment.

Speaker 1

I don't recall any singing at.

Speaker 3

Matthew and Lee's. What's the first one? Is it a confirmation? Communion's first, well, baptism really. Oh well, matthew was baptized, leo was communion, yeah.

Speaker 1

No, but like, not at the communions, but like to go to like get communion. Like you have to end up going to church and get your little fucking attendance card signed by the fucking. That's not true, I didn't go once, I'm just saying what I had to do. Like she had to go to church and like bring this little card and like get it signed by some church person but we'd be the priest or whatever.

Speaker 3

I still get the monthly donation envelopes. I throw them right in the garbage, oh yeah dude Fucking, start my solo stove with those things.

Speaker 1

They can fuck off.

Speaker 3

I mean, we didn't even bother to send Matthew to fucking Class to get Go to a communion. He just walks in the door and the fucking holy water starts to bubble. I mean, look who his father is. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

He'd chip off the old block, like when you go into church, do you just feel out of place?

Speaker 1

I do actually I really do. Don't even get me started on the church, man. It's gonna take a bad turn.

Speaker 3

I'm going to. I'm going to tell you the truth. I actually I went to. I went to a Sunday service one time when I was in Atlanta, in Georgia, and I I actually enjoyed, I actually enjoyed the service and I did a couple of uh, I did a couple of virtual things. For I did a couple of virtual things for a minute, virtual what I would log on on Sundays and watch the sermon, what yeah, I mean this is a while ago and I tried it out and I realized it really just wasn't for me. I was asking questions and nobody else had the balls to ask. Thank God it was virtual and there was no talking through it. We got a lot of trouble for that one.

Speaker 4

Can I talk to all the altar boys please? Wasn't really going that route. I did, kevin. Were you an altar boy?

Speaker 1

I was not.

Speaker 4

Were you scorned by a priest?

Speaker 3

No, I did All right. Kevin, were you an altar boy? I was not. Were you scorned by a priest? No, some people were just busy doing stuff in the woods. Burning shit down. Unmentionable, unmentionable.

Speaker 1

Allegedly Unmentionable, allegedly Totally.

Speaker 4

It's like the drones.

Speaker 3

I feel like Carlito Berganti Never convicted.

Speaker 4

So what's?

Speaker 1

the reason why you don't like the church Really?

Speaker 4

Okay, I mean that's a fair question nowadays no.

Speaker 1

No, yeah, that's fine. The church as an institution, I think, is total bullshit. I think the Pope is total bullshit. Okay, the Pope is a quote-unquote official that was instituted by kings in like the I don't know what the fuck year it was like fucking 1100 or whatever the first Pope was, but it was a position invented to control a population of growing people. Well, that's, you know, that's exactly.

Speaker 1

I think the church started out on the right path and the fact that they say that this is the man that speaks to God. Quote, unquote. Or is the closest to God? Quote unquote is just a fucking joke to me Understood Agreed unquote. Or is the closest to God? Quote unquote is just a fucking joke to me understood you know, I think the whole process of church is like super culty.

Speaker 3

I feel like.

Speaker 1

I feel like it's become a money grab and, honestly, if you're a Jesus guy, okay, if you, if you go back to like scripture and stories of Jesus, like that was the one thing he kind of told you like you didn't have to go to church to worship me, right, you know. Like he almost said don't go, you know, because the tax collectors and the and the, you know and all that kind of shit, you know. So I mean, in a nutshell, that's kind of do you do you believe in God? Of course I do, yeah, yeah, I told you I'm like I say it first, I'm a Jesus guy. Before I even say what I just said, um, but the whole concept of church is it's it's, it's one man made.

Speaker 1

Yeah, um, and yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3

Just another institution to rise others above others.

Speaker 1

And anything that's an institution, there's just latent corruption. It's inherent in its place and that to me, I don't know. It's fucked up.

Speaker 3

I actually don't even know if I'm allowed to walk into St James anymore.

Speaker 1

Like I'll go to church, but I kind kind of you know, like I know what to say, and I had a couple you know that kind of shit. I had a couple of words.

Speaker 3

I had a couple of words with, uh, some of the higher-ups there and they didn't appreciate what I had to say see, I don't know if I really believe, believe in god, like I think god's more of a?

Speaker 4

um, an ideal. You understand what I mean, because it's always like, well, how come he wasn't here for this, how come he wasn't here for that, why did he do this, why did he do that? It's more of a mental thing of what is it you're going to do in time of need. Are you going to be able to get yourself over that? How would God do this? You know what I mean.

Speaker 3

I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 4

I don't agree with you, but I understand what you're saying. Yeah, I think of it more as an ideal Ideology. Okay, all right, so until I see, you know, maybe if I walk on water, then we know.

Speaker 3

Why don't you go rub those flowers? Let's see what we could do.

Speaker 4

I will never, yeah, I will never, ever touch flowers again in my life. I don't care how beautiful they are, they'll be like oh baby, you want those.

Speaker 3

I can't put my hands on those Nope.

Speaker 4

I haven't ordered the sage we need.

Speaker 3

We gotta wait till it's springtime so we can go outside and not freeze our ass and start a fucking huge fire of sage.

Speaker 4

By the way, I have a crew of my nieces and nephews who want to go ghost hunting at Smalley's. Brady wants to do it, ava wants to do it, ryder Jack wants to do it. This would be fucking great, awesome.

Speaker 3

Let me know how it turns out, why wouldn't? You do that Because it's a bunch of kids, yeah. No, they really want to do it, though, sure, I'm sure they do.

Speaker 1

Let them go. You can go with them, you can have fun with them.

Speaker 4

See, this is the problem. This is the problem Not going with the ideas, sitting in the same spot, doing nothing.

Speaker 1

I don't want to do it with a bunch of kids.

Speaker 3

Did you see the video I sent you the other day? No, someone beat you to your fucking Footloose fucking. Oh, no way really. Oh yeah, I sent it. No one bothered to watch it. Fuck you guys.

Speaker 1

Was it one of like the times you send Like 30 in a row?

Speaker 3

I send good stuff.

Speaker 1

You do. I'm not saying you don't, but sometimes when did you send it? And it's hard to watch and I just like skip them. And then the whole text thread Is gone at that point, man. Yeah, fuck you guys. You send a ton Just saying dude, you got to give it a minute man.

Speaker 4

I love sending my Pepe shit though Pepe's the shit, right, I skip right past that shit.

Speaker 1

What Pepe? Every time I see Pepe's I'm like I guess I don't need to hear it Like he everybody's so fucking bouged.

Speaker 4

This is gay. I don't know what you did with it. Was it on TikTok Matt?

Speaker 1

but my shit's important when I send shit no, most of the time it's not.

Speaker 3

I don't fucking remember when I sent this Chappelle. Was funny too.

Speaker 4

I don't see it anywhere. Did aliens nuke Mars? I mean, come on, the shit that we'd send each other on a daily basis gets out of control. Then I send you a fucking meme with who's that the blackest white guy? No, it's Al Roker. The daily basis gets out of control. Then I send you a fucking meme with who's that?

Speaker 1

The blackest white guy?

Speaker 4

No, it's Al Roker, and the meme says I poop my pants.

Speaker 1

Children.

Speaker 4

No, because you sent us the earthquake thing and it says expect something big in the next.

Speaker 3

Yeah, a couple, you know, another like few days there should be something did you see the one about uh there was one in el salvador with that was almost like a seven you see the one about uh taking uh ten at bats or six at bats against a major league pitcher any pitcher like it's not like skeins, like because no picture skeins there.

Speaker 1

Then, um, then it was just my balls. I think I get like 300 bucks. I think I get like three foul tips. Okay, pretty good, hitter man.

Speaker 4

Oh my God, here we go, here we go. Every time I will not hit a fucking major league.

Speaker 1

Dude, I said three foul tips out of ten pitches no.

Speaker 3

Here, take the phone.

Speaker 1

Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2

Fuck Well.

Speaker 1

I mean honestly that has like a such higher level of production value that we could ever do.

Speaker 3

Of course it is, but at the point was we waited?

Speaker 4

I still got to do this. Yeah, you still got it. I still got to do this and we probably just got in trouble on fucking YouTube.

Speaker 1

Why. That was in the background, exactly, but it wasn't like I don't know.

Speaker 3

It could have been a car driving by Dude. We're in a mobile home. I can't be responsible when someone's playing in their car, when they're driving by the house, right.

Speaker 4

No joke, dude. Come springtime we still need to do it Like, zoom out Like how are we going to do it Like zoom out, like?

Speaker 1

how are we going to do it with the music, though? We're going to have to get some kind of like waiver or something, right?

Speaker 4

No, you're making a fucking spoof video. It's not the real and all you got to say is you don't have the rights to the music.

Speaker 1

Right.

Speaker 3

I mean really, I mean on Facebook. We need to split the royalties again. Yeah, because that's genius.

Speaker 4

I'll keep doing that. What was that? By the?

Speaker 1

way, I don't even know.

Speaker 3

So stupid. I will continue to split pennies with anyone who wants them.

Speaker 4

Yeah, last one was a barn burner $1.14. So the royalties are coming in and they're coming in heavy, just like Bitcoin $0.57 a piece. Oh, oh, how's your little investment thing going uh from 60 to 95 in two weeks so it's, but so what'd you? Make. I've made 35 dollars okay, now I'm doing. I'm doing a weekly deposit into dogecoin because dogecoin has been fucking destroying it and it's below a dollar a share dogecoin huh, yeah, no, so wait a minute.

Speaker 1

It's destroying it, it's, but it's below a dollar a share oh, because it started it's.

Speaker 4

It's going up like a thousand percent in the past few months so if it started zero, zero, zero, zero. Yeah, that's what it fluctuates based upon, but now it's going up like 25 percent.

Speaker 3

A thousand percent or 25 percent, I don't fucking remember.

Speaker 4

Well, you just said a thousand a second ago, well, a thousand prior to me. Getting it OK, ok, sweet.

Speaker 3

And that's why I'm so from zero to a penny would be a thousand percent.

Speaker 4

I don't know what a fucking motherfucker I I don't know what a fucking motherfucker I. Just look at numbers and I'm like okay, I think I understand this.

Speaker 1

I think you have to have a Penny. Start to Apply a thousand percent to A thousand percent of zero, zero. That's true.

Speaker 4

Zero, zero, zero, zero one.

Speaker 3

I use Robin Hood and I use Steals from the rich and gives to the richer.

Speaker 4

It's I may get in trouble. I may, let's see.

Speaker 3

Yeah, but it tells you like. So if you stop smoking cigarettes and you invested that cigarette money into this?

Speaker 4

Well, I'm doing $25 a week into Dogecoin. Oh, okay, dogecoin. Yeah, because Elon said to Until the.

Speaker 1

EMP comes, he's got nothing.

Speaker 3

Just wipe my money out. Thanks China, and that's going to be the day I hit it big. Right, and the fucking EMP. What is $96 in yen you owe me?

Speaker 1

Dogecoin goes to like $1,200 overnight. Imagine that, and then boom EMP.

Speaker 4

And it shows you like so what I've, what I invested. I said I was like what would happen if Doge went from this to this in the year, cause I would be depositing $1,325 into it. And if I did that $1,325 and it did go up like a ridiculous amount to where it was like. I would make like $.7 million dollars With 1300. That's when you're like sell, sell no.

Speaker 1

I'd sell.

Speaker 4

I'd sell half.

Speaker 1

That's what I would do If it's going like that. If there's a trajectory for it, I would still have.

Speaker 3

If it actually went to that, Patrick, I would slit my own ball sack and put my left testicle on the table for you.

Speaker 6

Why.

Speaker 3

If it actually fucking did something like that.

Speaker 4

But that's why I'm still putting in the Bitcoin too, because right now Bitcoin's at like 95,000. It's projecting to hit 350k this year.

Speaker 3

Did you also invest in the Hoctua?

Speaker 4

No, no, I heard she got the meme coin. I heard about that, the what it's a meme coin they call it.

Speaker 3

Whatever it was.

Speaker 4

I bought into a meme coin Pepe.

Speaker 3

It went up, she tanked it. Fucking people lost thousands and thousands. Yeah, but it wasn't her fault.

Speaker 4

It was the partner. She got in on it with the two guys who were like investors.

Speaker 3

Yeah, like she didn't mastermind anything man. The two guys that were spit roasting her Pretty much yeah.

Speaker 1

She was just a fucking spokesman. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4

There's all this shit that's crazy, that's out there. But now I'm on this thing called Weeks, where I can actually buy in short, buy in, sell long, whatever. Oh really.

Speaker 3

You're fucking short in stocks now.

Speaker 4

No, I'm not short in stocks, cameron. My nephew is taking care of that end of it, as I can invest some money for me. Yeah, how old is he? Cameron's 32. Okay, and he's done really well, so I'm like I need some cash soon, so can you invest. Gordon Feliciano Listen, see what happens. You got to take your chances.

Speaker 3

Nice guy Orbs Something different. Nice guy Orbs and fucking Patrick Gecko over here.

Speaker 4

Nah, I was talking to a couple of buddies of mine who bought into crypto years ago, like in 2017, they sold, like my buddy, danny invested.

Speaker 3

Did he actually get out of it?

Speaker 4

and made money on it Fucking $400,000.

Speaker 3

So he's one of the few guys that were smart enough to fucking dump it.

Speaker 4

He said he wanted to hold onto it for a little longer. The point where he decided to hold onto it a little longer, he could have sold it for like $750,000. It was at one point where he could have sold it for like 1.7. Yeah, and he just got down waiting it out and he waited too long and he sold it and he only bought it for like 2,500 bucks. So that shit's crazy dude.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it's just weird too. Man, I don't, Like, I can't the cryptocurrency.

Speaker 4

I don't trust it Because you have certain cryptos that are responsible for other cryptos right Physical your chain link.

Speaker 1

You know, like that whole part of like there's nothing physical, yeah.

Speaker 3

It just like boggles my mind. Any stock traders listening to us, any fucking money guys want to call in, and you know, give you two cents, no pun intended.

Speaker 4

But everything I've been. I've been reading a lot and I usually never read about this shit and I'm like I've gotten like invested some time in it to where bitcoin's the now that trump is coming into office, the well the market's supposed to fucking. They're going to because he's backing it all up. So the cryptocurrency he's backing up, this is all this shit's going to go through the roof. They said the day of inauguration do not expect to see, or do not be surprised to see, thousand percent return on what you put in already.

Speaker 1

So they said the day of inauguration, I would say, like the world markets and like wars January 20th, they said it's going to be.

Speaker 4

imagine that.

Speaker 1

January 20th.

Speaker 3

Like everything just stopped. I'd like to be involved in everything having to do with the American defense systems.

Speaker 4

But if I can get something and invest a little bit but get a ton back in return and then just sell and be like cool, fucking A.

Speaker 3

Well, that sounds awesome. Can everyone do that yeah?

Speaker 4

everybody can. If you go to Robinhood, download that app and put promo code the Take a Deep Show. Oh, that's good, Just to let you know. Share half your investment with us. Yeah, you get a $5 investment to any market you want. Robinhood actually does that, though. They give you $5 and you can buy whatever stock you want to buy.

Speaker 3

So you pick out whatever penny stock you want and go to town.

Speaker 4

No, I just bought $5 into Microsoft.

Speaker 3

So what'd you get like? 1,000th of a share. It's fucking tiny. It Would you get like 1,000th of a share.

Speaker 4

It's fucking tiny. It's like $426 a share. That's what I'm saying. So I'm going to sell that off once I get a little profit on that and then put it into something a little bit more sensible. How old are you now? 46.

Speaker 3

All right, by the time you hit 80, you should be ready to do that, no, it's listen, listen.

Speaker 4

For whatever reason, this crypto shit is legit. Well, not legit legit. I'm not talking about the crypto. You legitimately make money on it. I don't know how you do. I don't know how to read the markets. I'm just following trends and I'm doing pretty well right now.

Speaker 3

Listen, guys who do it. They know what they're doing. They make money off it. I can't wrap my hands around it. It doesn't make sense. Did that motherfucker leave to go take a break? He fucking went to piss. Are you kidding me? He's fucking baby bladder. What A puss this guy. We got to get him some fucking diapers. No, did you go to?

Speaker 4

the bathroom. What? You went to the bathroom? No, you fucking liar. Where did you go? I ran upstairs. For what?

Speaker 1

I heard something Dude. I got a dog with like Two missing toenails bleeding all over the house Right now. I heard something. I had to go check it out.

Speaker 3

Oh, is it official those two toenails are gone.

Speaker 1

Oh, there's one gone, one cracked, and it's just.

Speaker 3

I feel the pain, man I feel the pain.

Speaker 4

You have to wrap that up. What were we just talking about?

Speaker 3

Uh, crypto, yeah, I just.

Speaker 4

You have chances to that up. What were we just talking about Crypto? Yeah, you have chances to make money on it. I'm just following the trends and reading into it.

Speaker 3

Yeah, hey, man, listen, do your thing. Do you choose crypto? I do scratch-offs.

Speaker 1

I'm just saying it's just like the whole concept of it. It's crazy.

Speaker 4

It's just weird, yeah, I know, you know, I know, you know, I know. That's what I said too. Anybody else out there, use Scratches as your retirement plan. What's even more weird and ironic too, is there's certain, there's certain crypto that support other crypto and then like when you? It's weird.

Speaker 1

Yeah, like I can't. It ties into something Like my brain's the matrix.

Speaker 3

It's called the pyramid scheme.

Speaker 4

No, no, no, no no. Those dudes are making fucking dough with that shit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, man.

Speaker 4

And the motherfucker from Black Rock. What's his name? Larry Flint, is that his name?

Speaker 3

No, Larry Flint was a guy from Hustler Magazine. No, I think it's.

Speaker 4

But I think it's, and I think this guy's name's Larry Flint.

Speaker 1

That's funny.

Speaker 3

Right, well, he's just fucking you in a different way than Larry Flint, the other Larry Flint.

Speaker 4

Because he sold off a ridiculous amount of Bitcoin and it fucked up the market.

Speaker 3

Oh, so what you're telling me is BlackRock has a lot of money invested in crypto.

Speaker 4

Yeah, so he sold off this ridiculous amount. It fucked up the market.

Speaker 3

That should already tell you that nobody else can play in that fucking sandbox.

Speaker 1

Didn't Odell Beckham get like a contract and like Bitcoin or something?

Speaker 3

Yes, and he made like $700 or some shit like that.

Speaker 1

But like if he still held on to it, like it would be worth a lot now.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, right, yeah, totally fucked him. Dude Bitcoin's at like $98,000 right now, which is nuts. That's. What would you go like that for? Listen, just think about that. 98,000 hits 350,000. What do you get back in return?

Speaker 1

Right, that wasn't Odell's rookie contract, was it?

Speaker 3

No, no, no, it was the one he did with the Rams when they won the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1

Oh, that was that one. Who's going to be the Giants rookie this next coming year, buddy? I think the one he did with the Rams when they won the Super Bowl oh, that was that one. Okay, I don't know who's going to be the Giants rookie this next coming year, buddy.

Speaker 3

Pick number three, they're locked in. Who are you getting Locked in?

Speaker 4

number three. So the way it lines up, it looks like it's going to be Season's over now.

Speaker 3

Shador Sanders is not going to sign with New York. Don't draft him, jackson situation.

Speaker 1

Dude, I thought he had cleats on in one game, right One pregame. He had, like New York Giant, cleats on. Did he, I think he did yeah.

Speaker 3

That's cool. Fuck that guy and Deion Sanders.

Speaker 4

I mean, why do you have to go? Can we just talk about it positively please?

Speaker 6

a little bit. I was just giving my opinion.

Speaker 4

Your team is not much better.

Speaker 3

My team's awful.

Speaker 1

Who do you want Top three pick? I don't know. You know, like, who do you want? I? Just want to be successful. Shut up. Make a choice, man. Who do you want Giant?

Speaker 3

fan, you got to take Cam Ward or Sanders Giant fan, or draft Third pick.

Speaker 1

Who do you want?

Speaker 4

If you can get Sanders, get Sanders. If you can get Cam Ward, get Cam Ward. So, if you get Cam Ward, get.

Speaker 3

Cam Ward. So you got the Browns at two. So you're cool with one the Browns at one right no.

Speaker 1

Titans, browns.

Speaker 3

Browns and the Giants Browns just restructured Watson's contract. So if they restructured, that the Browns aren't taking a quarterback. The Browns restructured his contract to trade him. Yeah, good luck with that.

Speaker 1

Yeah, the only team that'll take them is the raiders well, you know, it's almost destined huh a lot of massage parlors in vegas, where are they picking?

Speaker 3

they're probably gonna fall into like the six to eight range. Oh yeah, what was it?

Speaker 4

did they win today?

Speaker 3

no, no man, they stink, see my redskin cowboys today, Herbert spit on his hand and said I'm going to give it to you guys hard. Here we go 12-5.

Speaker 1

Who are you playing in the first round of playoffs? I don't know yet.

Speaker 3

I haven't looked at that. Whichever team it is, I hope a defender puts his face mask in Jaden Daniels' sternum and breaks him in half.

Speaker 4

What did he do to you? What the fuck is that is very violent sorry, it seems like yeah, personal yeah that was personal, little bit little bit my

Speaker 3

name is jeff like holy shit, there's really no need for that. Take it as you will.

Speaker 1

It's been like 34 years since Jesus Like fuck.

Speaker 4

Where does that anger come from, holy shit? I wouldn't wish that upon him. I mean Christ. I hope he does well. To be honest with you, I do. I like him, I like Jaden Jones, I'm gonna root for him.

Speaker 1

Hey, listen, you're entitled tos Heisman.

Speaker 4

Trophy winner, I'm going to root for him. Hey, listen, you're entitled to your opinion.

Speaker 3

If Brock Bowers was in the playoffs, I'd root for Brock Bowers, but he's not in the playoffs because he plays for the Raiders, so he'll never be in the playoffs.

Speaker 4

Redskins have two Heisman Trophy winning quarterbacks on their team Marcus, mariota and J. That doesn't really vouch for it. It's not really impressive.

Speaker 1

It kind of is no, no no, why would that be impressive?

Speaker 4

No, it is.

Speaker 3

I mean they're Marcus Mariota, final Jane Daniels balls all year.

Speaker 4

Yeah, he was great in college. Don't get me wrong, mariota was phenomenal.

Speaker 3

I'm just saying on the roster they have two Heisman Trophy winning quarterback on their roster Tim Couch, eric.

Speaker 1

Tim Couch, no, tim Couch, not Eric Crouch.

Speaker 3

Well, isn't that the fucking guy from?

Speaker 1

Nebraska, kentucky, whatever Tim Couch.

Speaker 4

No, eric Crouch from Nebraska. Yes, eric Crouch, you shut your fucking mouth. You don't even know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3

He was the QB from Nebraska. Talk nonsense, what he was good. Talk at me like I don't know what the fuck.

Speaker 4

I'm talking about. Okay, I told you Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa.

Speaker 1

You need to simmer it fucking down, bro Dude, he's targeted me. Yeah, he has like fucking missile locked. I don't know why.

Speaker 3

I had no problem with you at all until you tried to make me sound like a fucking jerk Like.

Speaker 4

I didn't know what I was talking about. You're doing a good job of that on your own, my friend.

Speaker 3

Shut your fucking mouth too.

Speaker 4

That's on you. Fuck, you guys Fucking. Take responsibility. Dude Shit, you're very, very violent, sorry no it violent.

Speaker 1

Sorry, okay, as long as you say sorry, we're good. You want to do some heisman trivia like heisman trivia questions oh, you have any star, eric crouch I do not okay.

Speaker 4

So how are we doing this? How do you want to do this?

Speaker 1

uh well, we got buzzers right yeah, uh-huh, you know know, are we going to try the trivia again? I got some Heisman trivia here because you know, we just had the Heisman not too long ago. Alright, it was actually supposed to be a more in-depth sports trivia, but we only got Heisman questions because I missed a day of life.

Speaker 4

It's Friday and we need to forget what happened at all this week. Need to forget it all. Let's go get shit-faced.

Speaker 1

Yay, that's awesome. That's my mantra.

Speaker 4

So how are you?

Speaker 1

I got a handful of questions.

Speaker 4

You got your buzzer.

Speaker 1

I got a handful of Heisman questions here. All right, I got that, okay, okay, you're the spring, you're the bell, okay, all right. So Travis Hunter won the Heisman this year, all right.

Speaker 4

How's that feel?

Speaker 1

It's not close enough. Yeah, there you go, spin it around. So the black, there you go. Nice, all right.

Speaker 3

Seriously, let's be serious for a second. I got it. Got it. Ask your question.

Speaker 1

Do you really think I'm going to ask it now Go?

Speaker 4

ahead.

Speaker 1

Like really.

Speaker 4

Go ahead, All right seriously, let's play now.

Speaker 3

Let's play, let's play, let's play, all right, whenever you're ready.

Speaker 1

Okay, that's over.

Speaker 4

You motherfucker, you can't handle the truth like I can Shit.

Speaker 1

Do you want to have your try at my trivia? Yeah, let's do this, all right. All right, so Travis Hunter won, right.

Speaker 3

All right, Travis Hunter yes.

Speaker 1

Who is the last?

Speaker 3

player. Oh sorry, Are we starting?

Speaker 1

All right. All right, I'm good, I'm good. Okay, who is the last player from Colorado to win the Heisman Trophy?

Speaker 3

Cordell Stewart Wrong.

Speaker 4

Okay, eric Biennemi.

Speaker 1

You should have known this, rashaan Shalom.

Speaker 3

Shalom, rashaan Shalom Wasn't Biennemi with the. He was with the Bisons. Long Wasn't BNME with the. He was with the Bisons.

Speaker 1

So who was the last wide receiver to win the Heisman Trophy? Tim Brown. No More recent, very more recent. You get one guess. Okay, I got it though.

Speaker 3

Oh, Marvin.

Speaker 4

Harrison, no Keyshawn Johnson. Devonta Smith. Devonta Smith won it.

Speaker 3

He won the Heisman, he did. Yeah, really, he cost Freddie some fantasy football championship too. He fucking shit sucks Yep.

Speaker 1

And being that Travis Hunter, the theme here was a wide receiver and a cornerback and a corner. Who was the a cornerback and a corner? Who was the last cornerback? Charles Woodson. Very good, matthew.

Speaker 3

That seems like a setup. That was totally a setup. I have not seen these questions and I will not know another answer that felt who was the last non-quarterback to win the Heisman to be drafted first overall?

Speaker 1

I don't know.

Speaker 4

This is an easy one, isn't it? It should be.

Speaker 3

It's a D lineman.

Speaker 4

You're saying the thing. Why are you pointing at your head? I see you. What are you doing? Oh, Brock Bowers. No, that was wrong that was wrong. I didn't buzz in, so that don't count.

Speaker 3

Aaron.

Speaker 1

Donald, you didn't buzz in. Who is Aaron Donald? No, I don't know what the question again was. Oh, you guys are going to kick yourselves. It's Bo Jackson. He's a Raiders fan. I was trying, dude. I was doing everything I could.

Speaker 4

That's why you were pointing at a Raiders fan. I was trying, dude, I was doing everything I could. That's why you were pointing at the Raiders. You fucking cheat. You're a cheat I caught you.

Speaker 1

Okay, here's a good one. Unreal, this is a setup, so I've given you one of these answers already. Four people from Alabama have won the Heisman In our era. Right, we're not going back to the fifties and shit, we're going back to like of age watching college football. Four players from Alabama have won the Heisman in our era. Name three and I'll give you the win.

Speaker 4

Derek Henry to uh right Wrong, really Wrong, derek Henry was correct. Tua Right Wrong, Really Wrong.

Speaker 1

Derek Henry was correct, and I've given you one already Tim Couch, tim Couch.

Speaker 3

From Alabama.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I'm thinking another running back too.

Speaker 3

Oh, it's one of the wide receivers, isn't it?

Speaker 1

You're both correct.

Speaker 4

Devontae Smith. It's got to be a quarterback, no Another running back. Who's another good running back that came out of Derrick Henry and who else oh?

Speaker 6

who split?

Speaker 4

What's his name? What's his name? Who played for New Orleans? You're doing it. Kamar, not Kamar. No, no, no no, no, fuck, Fuck. Oh, I know his name. You're so close. Yes, I know, I know, I know Mark Ingram.

Speaker 1

Yep. Oh, well done Patrick. And the fourth was Bryce Young.

Speaker 4

Bryce Young, fuck that guy, okay, okay.

Speaker 3

Who's winning? Not the guys answering the questions, obviously not.

Speaker 1

This is a two-part question.

Speaker 4

Oh fucking. Two-part.

Speaker 3

Kevin, he must have did this really early in the morning, when he was sober.

Speaker 1

Yeah, so I'll read the question first and I'll give you the parts. How many Heisman Trophy winners are in the Hall of Fame? I will give the closest to the number the win, and then a bonus. I'll let you name some, and whoever can name them the most wins as well. Fuck, I don't even know what to guess on that.

Speaker 3

Hall of Famers Heisman Trophy winners First part 27.

Speaker 1

Second part eat a dick. Eat a dick. So far Matt's closest Go ahead, pat, say 26.

Speaker 3

I know you want to say 26.

Speaker 4

$1. 28.

Speaker 3

Went over. Yeah, that's an unsafe bet.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I know 28 and probably like a handful, I don't know.

Speaker 1

The answer is 10.

Speaker 2

Really.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 3

So 27 held up.

Speaker 1

Awful bet, would you?

Speaker 3

like to hear the 10?.

Speaker 4

I'm going to go with Marcus Allen.

Speaker 3

Tim Brown.

Speaker 4

Joe Montana no.

Speaker 1

Montana.

Speaker 4

Montana. Oj Simpson, oj's always there. He's cutting up the competition, j's always there.

Speaker 3

He's cutting up the competition. He's always there. Where are white women at?

Speaker 4

Desmond Howard. Oh good, he's not in the hall.

Speaker 3

Really he really wasn't that good. He had a good Super Bowl, peyton Manning.

Speaker 1

He didn't win the Heisman.

Speaker 3

Oh, that's crazy, that is crazy.

Speaker 4

Eli didn't win the.

Speaker 3

Heisman Eli's up to get in this year. He's not in the Hall of Fame either.

Speaker 1

He's going to be in the Hall of Fame this year, but he's not what.

Speaker 3

But he's not as of this recording. He is not in the Hall of Fame. Okay, okay, settle down.

Speaker 1

Jesus, I'm just saying Fuck Parameters bro.

Speaker 3

I don't know who else Tell me yes, nice one Good pull, buddy, nice one Good pull man, all right, because you want to know why what I'm doing?

Speaker 4

I'm picking out the fucking Notre Dame Heisman winners.

Speaker 1

You are. I was actually impressed you got that.

Speaker 4

I bet you, most of them are Notre Dame Heisman winners.

Speaker 1

No only the two you said.

Speaker 4

Really, that's it, yeah. Who has the most Notre Dame College-wise? Is it Notre Dame? Yeah, it's two, just two. Everybody else is from different schools.

Speaker 1

Wow, there's two from USC Reggie Bush. You got them already. You got Mark Salen and OJ.

Speaker 3

Reggie Bush.

Speaker 4

So you gotta figure the guys who are the most Reggie's Bush? Nobody from Miami, no Heisman, I don't know. Give me the other ones.

Speaker 1

Okay, we'll start at the beginning in 48. Doak Walker.

Speaker 3

The Doak Walker Award.

Speaker 1

Then it was Paul Horning, roger Starbuck.

Speaker 4

Starbuck, I shouldbuck, I fucking knew it.

Football and Heisman Trophy Trivia

Speaker 1

OJ Tony Dorsett, earl Campbell Shit, we're missing some good ones. Marcus Allen, tim Brown, barry Sanders, barry.

Speaker 3

Holy fuck, I can't believe we didn't get that one and Charles Woodson.

Speaker 4

Charles Woodson Woodson. Oh yeah, from Miami, from Michigan, michigan. Yes, didn't I say Charles Woodson? No, who did I say?

Speaker 3

I said Desmond Howard, you said Desmond Howard.

Speaker 4

That's what I meant, so I got that right.

Speaker 3

Let's go to the judges, you're good. So what else we got here? So I got one more.

Speaker 4

This is my last Heisman question. Yeah, let's go to the judges. You're good, all right, so that was okay.

Speaker 1

So what else we got here? So I got one more.

Speaker 4

All right.

Speaker 1

This is my last Heisman question.

Speaker 4

It's a three-part question.

Speaker 1

No, no, we passed the hard one.

Speaker 3

This is a three-part question.

Speaker 1

The third part is an essay I'm in. Who was the last winner of the Heisman to win the national championship?

Speaker 4

Mark Ingram.

Speaker 3

No Charles Woodson Tua.

Speaker 1

No, it's quarterback Brett Favre, matt Leinart. No, you wanna know Joe Burrow.

Speaker 3

Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow, you know what I fucking hate? Trivia.

Speaker 4

Yeah, that was kind of gay.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it was alright.

Speaker 4

You learned something, though right, yeah, you know what you learned today.

Speaker 3

You know what was certainly better? It's Friday.

Speaker 4

And we need to forget what happened at all this week. Need to forget it all.

Speaker 3

Let's go get shit-faced. Yay, we gotta adjust that to say Sunday.

Speaker 4

Yeah, alright.

Speaker 1

Are we unofficially going back to Sundays? I don't know, okay.

Speaker 3

All right, I was just asking that. Listen, this is the first one of 25, too, right?

Speaker 4

Yeah, first one Right, happy New Year. We didn't even say Happy New Year's. No, god we suck.

Speaker 3

Well, we were all fucking turned out by the fucking fact that the world's going to end soon.

Speaker 4

Yes. So if you haven't heard it here, you're here first. We're all gonna die.

Speaker 3

World war three is coming, just fucking bury your heads, put your asses up in the air and get ready for a good old fucking.

Speaker 4

Fuck that lock and load. Yeah, and if you shoot ping pongs, awesome. You know what I mean, I know what you mean, I know what you mean. We need one of those.

Speaker 3

A potato gun. Oh, I thought you referred to a particular, never mind.

Speaker 4

Yeah, that would be our watch. That would be like our watch guard. That's all right.

Speaker 3

Kev will comment on that later offline.

Speaker 4

A potato gun? No, not a potato gun, kevin, not a potato gun. You know what potato gun, kevin Not a potato gun, you know what?

Speaker 3

Not for nothing, but should we boycott Chinese food right now, like no more egg rolls, no more crab rangoon.

Speaker 4

Why I mean, come on man, Chinese food's good. God, you just got me hungry for Chinese food.

Speaker 1

It is good man Like fuck you. I want some fucking lo mein now.

Speaker 3

I had some Peking duck last night. It was outstanding.

Speaker 4

Peking duck. Yeah, a Peking duck huh. Yeah, how's that? It's fucking phenomenal. Yeah, how's it come?

Speaker 3

It's crispy duck and you put a little plum sauce on the pancake thing and you put some scallion in there. The duck, you fucking roll it up like a little burrito, yeah, and roll it up like a little burrito, yeah.

Speaker 4

What Skin's great.

Speaker 1

Is there a Chinese place, that's?

Speaker 3

open right now? No, I'm sure there is, man, I don't know if you want to get Peking duck from a takeout, chinese place?

Speaker 1

Yeah, definitely not at 9 o'clock at night, no.

Speaker 3

You'll be getting your neighbor's cat from earlier this morning.

Speaker 1

You might as well get gas station duck at that point.

Speaker 3

I'd like a gas station gummy and some gas station sushi, please. What?

Speaker 4

could go wrong. When was this made? How many hours ago? Okay, so it's still good.

Speaker 3

Eat the sushi before the gummy so you can get to the toilet before you pass out. Oh my God, is that green wasabi? What is that? That's not wasabi, it's a fucking mold. Ugh, is salmon supposed to be tinted yellow?

Speaker 4

No, I'm in the mood for fucking.

Speaker 1

Chinese food. Now I do think we need to bring that bit on the show of the gas station food roulette. I really do too, yeah.

Speaker 4

Yeah, because I'm the asshole doing it. No, you know what?

Speaker 1

How about we?

Speaker 3

rotate. We could spin the spinner and see who does it.

Speaker 4

Right, we wrote oh, he's going to be me. I know it. It's the curse of the flowers. That's what I'm going with. Yeah, I'm hoping.

Speaker 3

I mean.

Speaker 4

I'd rather be you.

Speaker 1

I think we rotate. One week it's me, one week it's.

Speaker 4

Pat Explain what this is about.

Speaker 1

So two of us within the rotation, two of us would bring in gas station food for the other person to sample and rate. Not necessarily have to eat the entire. We gotta take a bite and get it down. If you get a burrito like, you're not gonna eat the whole fucking unless it's delicious, right, you may want to. Who knows? You know, I mean, there's some gas stations out there. They're fucking good food that's some good food.

Speaker 1

There's one in like uh, golden's bridge on 100. Yeah, I know it's uh-huh. Yeah, dude, I've told you about it? Yes, yeah, have you gone there?

Speaker 3

I have. I've driven past a couple of others. Where is this? What?

Speaker 1

So down 100. Yeah, you know, as soon as you get like on 100 into Somers like the elephant, you know you go straight, Yep.

Speaker 4

Oh, you're talking about that mobile.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah, dude, good shit, dude, fucking gas station.

Speaker 4

No doubt I used to go there all the time with Sonny oh my god when we were driving down to the city. That doesn't surprise me, no, no, no, that's where we would fucking go off course and get breakfast there.

Speaker 1

Dude, even their pre-made stuff is unreal.

Speaker 4

That's because it's, isn't it a Flory's? I think it's a Flory's.

Speaker 1

I don't think it is. I think it's something on its own.

Speaker 4

A friend of mine owns those. Christine, she's pretty loaded too. Why aren't you banging her? She's married. Is she happy? I think so.

Speaker 2

Is she happy?

Speaker 3

I think so. I mean it doesn't hurt to ask I know her husband Vinny.

Speaker 4

He's a cool dude, Sorry, Vinny, he's a cop and everyone's perfect what? Oh, fine, so it's you know, Aaron. 22 minutes.

Speaker 3

I think that's a good start for 25. Yeah, we covered a lot.

Speaker 1

Fuck man, I'm right.

Speaker 3

What Pat's veterinarian doctor Prescribed him.

Speaker 4

Something to make him sleep. Fucking narcolepsy that's what it sounds like. That's legit.

Speaker 3

Maybe you should get a CPAP Fuck that I'd rather die.

Speaker 1

Honestly, you don't know what it sounds like.

Speaker 4

I know what it sounds like. Cause it wakes me up.

Speaker 1

You've heard what it sounds like.

Speaker 4

I know what it sounds like Shit, fucking. It's like I wake up from a terror Fucking, snoring. It's terrible, alright well, that's a good start for the week. Terrible to wake up with that feeling.

Speaker 3

If the world doesn't end in the next seven days, maybe we'll do another show.

Speaker 4

Kev, how many days you give us?

Speaker 1

Ooh, maybe we see the 4th of July. Wow, no Like, if shit's going in a trajectory in the downhill, fucking whatever that it looks like it's going, maybe for the July, I don't know. You know, give us a nice start of the summer and then fucking Hunger Games.

Speaker 3

I can't wait to go shopping on my street. That's a yes. I'd like everything you have in your house, please. Thank you, it's a direction you can fuck.

Speaker 4

Cause that's all you're going to hear from me out there. No, no, no man Like you get in the streets and yell yeah, bro, that's, I don't know. That's a short period of time.

Speaker 3

I mean, I would like to get to the July 4th. I wanted to have a barbecue.

Speaker 4

Can we at least have a 4th of July barbecue? Have it happen on the 5th or something?

Speaker 1

I'd go for Memorial Day. If you're going to go party, I'd pick that one first. This fucking guy.

Speaker 3

So that means no fancy football draft on Labor Day. I mean, do you think football stops before a war, maybe? Or the machine at the NFL is, they're just going to turn it out anyway.

Speaker 2

Get out there now at.

Speaker 3

Camp David the Chiefs. There's no electronics, but fucking YouTube is going to send people door to door asking do you want to buy the Sunday?

Speaker 4

ticket and now, for the one time, only the Camp David effect Chiefs versus the Commanders. That's what you're having right there. You got to have the commanders because it's fucking government.

Speaker 3

I mean, if we could get away with it, I'd love to see a sniper shoot Patrick Mahomes in the face. Oh, that'd be great Jesus.

Speaker 4

What? That is just very harsh.

Speaker 1

Why? You know what? I think he's got QB envy man. That's what it is.

Speaker 4

He's lashing out on these quarterbacks Because he doesn't have a QB. Because he doesn't have a QB. That's why that seems very, very below you, right.

Speaker 3

I mean it's gotta be pretty low to get below me.

Speaker 4

But I mean for you to lash out At these quarterbacks because you have no quarterback Is very childish.

Speaker 3

I didn't realize we turned this into a therapy show.

Speaker 4

Well, I think Kevin and I were just discussing this. We think it's very childish.

Speaker 1

There's a car waiting for you outside there better be a couple motherfuckers Gonna take you to an undisclosed area.

Speaker 4

I don't know about that. And yes means and no means. Yes, it's taking you to an undisclosed area. I don't know about that. And yes means and no means yes.

Speaker 1

Let's take you to Jersey.

Speaker 4

That might be okay. Safe word is snorkel, and Kevin made sure he's got the rape whistle on your neck, fidelio, never leave the house without a rape whistle.

Speaker 3

Especially if we get an EMP hit. Yeah, dude, oh my god, you're gonna get rape whistles going off like fucking.

Speaker 4

Listen, that's the easiest way to explain it. It's EMP, we're done, and you know, just deal with the people, that's it.

Speaker 3

Well, alright.

Speaker 4

Alright Kev.

Speaker 3

Hey, happy New Year, Right yeah.

Speaker 1

Goodwill to all. Shut up bitch.

Speaker 3

Let the boy watch. Let's have sex.

Speaker 4

Yeah, what we doing, live All right. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for another fucked up, dysfunctional episode of the Tickety Chow.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that was a good one, I thought, it was good, right.

Speaker 4

How about we start releasing some you know what? Skip it.

Speaker 3

Start with last week's. Last week's was good, this one, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, get right on that.

Speaker 4

Yeah, take a deep Right after you wake up. It's Did that happen. I want Chinese food. Outro Music.

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