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Fire Pokers and Dirt Bikes: Your Apocalypse Essentials

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Dive into the shadowy world of geopolitical mysteries as we uncover what might be behind the recent drone sightings across America. Our sources reveal a stunning possibility: these drones could be Chinese technology launched by Iran, searching for a missing Russian nuclear submarine that disappeared roughly 18 months ago. Even former President Trump has hinted that officials know more than they're sharing with the public.

The conversation takes a sobering turn as we explore our society's vulnerability to catastrophic events like EMP attacks. What happens when the power grid fails not once, but twice in succession? We break down the strategic reality of how adversaries might maximize chaos by timing attacks to hit after backup systems are activated. Are you prepared for such a scenario? Our discussion of essential apocalypse items ranges from the practical (water filtration systems and firearms) to the unexpected (the humble fire poker as a multi-purpose survival tool).

Environmental concerns take center stage as we examine the devastating California wildfires through a critical lens. Could water mismanagement be contributing to these disasters? We discuss troubling allegations that water resources are being diverted to agricultural interests rather than firefighting efforts. Meanwhile, the threats lurking in our everyday products – microplastics and xenoestrogens – might be silently altering human biology in ways we're only beginning to understand.

In a world where distinguishing truth from manipulation becomes increasingly difficult, join us as we question official narratives and search for clarity. Whether you're concerned about national security, personal preparedness, or the environmental challenges facing our planet, this episode offers thought-provoking perspectives that will leave you seeing current events in an entirely new light.

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Episode Introduction

Speaker 1

Because every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.

Speaker 2

We got some breaking news, ladies and gentlemen. Definitely some breaking news Shit. You know what sucks. I got to stop that and then go back into this. So it's yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news straight from Southeast Asia.

Speaker 4

Jizzpaw Hit new single.

Speaker 2

No, he's been out of the States Ever since the whole Diddy Party's hit, so supposedly this is his. He wanted to get into singing and this is what happened. I guess he got a deal after the Diddy Party.

Speaker 4

Supposedly Is this gonna be footage of karaoke From China.

Speaker 2

It's supposedly is this is this gonna be footage of karaoke from from China? It's, it's. Listen, he's got a great voice and he he chose to go with the the Adele way. So do you think he did?

Speaker 5

how do I think he did? Yeah, I think I mean so in my experience, like big people have always been able to carry a tune, you know.

Speaker 2

Jesus Paul's a big guy, huh Right.

Speaker 4

He likes I heard he likes Way to fuck with the guy. He's not here to defend himself.

Speaker 2

Well, let's see what he's got.

Speaker 5

Well, he's naturally Whatever. Sorry, fat people were offended.

Speaker 4

Oh, by the way, Should we change this to red?

Speaker 2

I mean, it's really bright in here it is awfully bright. I'm about to go blind, but this is Jizzpaw's new single, fresh from Fort Lauderdale after a ditty party.

Speaker 3

Arrow. I'm shiny. I was wondering if you would write some beef with rockery. I come over from Beijing, I pray ping pong and pray to Buddha and say ching chong chong ching.

Speaker 2

I mean, let me tell you about that. Takes some balls doing that. He sounded good.

Speaker 4

Way to go, just pause.

Speaker 5

Yeah, bars.

Speaker 2

You gotta love those Chinese people, orientals, as Kevin called. Oh, boy so welcome to another episode of the Ticket Deep Show. We have Mickey Blue Eyes with us today.

Speaker 4

AKA the White.

Speaker 5

Rhino Special guest. Special guest.

Fire Poker: Essential Apocalypse Tool?

Speaker 2

No, he's not glowing. He is that white, it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 6

Jesus Christ, bro, you look like powder. I thought that there was like a light on me, but that's just me.

Speaker 2

You're almost transparent.

Speaker 4

That's why we had to turn the light down to red. Yeah.

Speaker 2

That's kind of crazy. So Mikey's one of our, he's one of our agent aliens. He can. Unfortunately, he's transparent, so we have to put the lighting down low in here in order for him to come in the studio.

Speaker 5

I come in peace. We threw flour on him prior to so you could see the edges it's like that movie powder.

Speaker 4

We didn't want to glare um, all right.

Speaker 2

So we had, we had some brutal, we had some some other shit go on this week, all right. Um, one of the big things that kevin feels it's only gonna last a week, actually, quick question, I apologize, I wanted to. You remember, I spoke to you about this today. Three essential things that you want to take with you during the apocalypse or when shit hits the fan.

Speaker 5

Okay, so there's a scenario where we have to leave where we are.

Speaker 2

Just three essential things that you're going to want to put on your list, okay.

Speaker 4

Fire starter, probably some sort of water filtration device.

Speaker 1

Okay.

Speaker 4

And a semi-automatic weapon with all the fucking rounds I could carry. It's like six rounds.

Speaker 2

Well, okay, how do you feel about a fire poker?

Speaker 4

Is this a zombie apocalypse?

Speaker 5

No, this is getting taken out of context here, man.

Speaker 4

Who wants to?

Speaker 2

bring a fire poker. You leave a list out like that and I saw fire poker on things that people were saying. I'm like no Explain to me why, the fire poker.

Speaker 5

We really people were pretty saying I'm like no, I can't, okay, explain to me why the fire poker really should talk about this before Come on.

Speaker 2

It's so boring. Oh um, I thought it'd be more exciting.

Speaker 5

We were trying to figure it out. So like we were going through like scenarios of like shit to bring you know.

Speaker 4

Yes.

Speaker 5

We covered that you had to like yes, go somewhere, right? Um, no, like me. Ally lily in the kitchen upstairs. There's an actual list in a book that he saw that he's making reference to, and what it is is that at one point after we had complete, it was the last thing put on this list. That. How long was the list? There's a bunch of shit, um, but ali had said, well, we're gonna have, like, pots cooking on a fire, maybe, okay, right, okay, we're gonna need something to like get it she you know she's going back to the western days I said well, why not we get a fire poker, because it's got like a hook on it and shit and you could like hit something with it too.

Speaker 5

You know like it's kind of like a double purpose, you know like a whack away a coyote or something, you know.

Speaker 2

I mean, it's not uh, how close you letting those coyotes get dude.

Speaker 5

I mean, it's their house right as close as they want, right my first.

Speaker 2

My first like if you're outdoors, I mean, let's, let's be honest.

Speaker 4

if you and and ali and lily are out in the woods and you're cooking and a pack of coyotes attacks, I'm fairly certain you and Lily are walking away. I'm like fire poker bro. I'm fairly certain that's how it's going to work out.

Speaker 2

I thought the reason why I thought the fire poker I was going like medieval times and I'm thinking I'm like, oh, no, yeah. He would use that to fucking, to burn like a bad wound or something quarterizer wound. That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5

I was going straight john rambo wow, yeah, no, like that was my thought, like the conversation was going and like she, she posed that question and at least said, well, what about like you just use a stick which you could, you know? And I was like, well, you could use fire poker too. We've got one right over there at the fireplace, you know. And I guess she wrote it down, like I didn't. I didn't know, she wrote it down, but apparently she did fire poker. Apparently she deemed it important, um, but again, it did have a dual purpose.

Speaker 4

Okay, rick Grimes.

Speaker 2

No, it's fucking. I I give him access to do draft kings and then, oh no, I keep on getting verification code, verification code. I'm like how many times is this motherfucker going into this account? So do you get?

Speaker 5

to see the yeah, I got I, he, I have access to it, he has access to it. So he gave me like 50 bucks.

Speaker 2

He's like can? He's like, if I give you 50, you put to see the yeah, I got I, he, I have access to it, he has access to it. So he gave me like 50 bucks. He's like, can? He's like, if I give you 50, you put 50 in the account for me? I'm like, yeah, so did that and he made a bet and he was very happy with it, so it's a good return for 10 bucks.

Speaker 2

We'll see I mean you do claim five percent I told him uh, 60, 40, I'm gonna take the responsibility of the account. He gets 60%, I get 40.

Speaker 5

Oh, he gets 60? Yeah, no, he gets 40, bro, it's his money.

Speaker 2

He gets more or less.

Speaker 4

Sure, he's too young to be gambling without your account.

Speaker 5

It's his money, yeah, but it's in an engine that you provide. Understood, so I told him instead of as long as he's getting a profit, he shouldn't be worried, yeah.

Speaker 4

This is how we get to Albuquerque.

Speaker 2

I told him I was like you're going to take it. If you win, you take a certain amount of that. Save that. Keep a little bit in the account and use the small amount to bet with, but save the large amount.

Speaker 1

Yeah so we'll see.

Speaker 2

Hopefully he hits the bet he put in, because it's like a $10 bet for $280. I can't remember the last time I hit a DraftKings fucking bet, so hopefully he hits it. And I'll be like dude. It's my account, bro, and that's it.

Speaker 5

So are we just doing, maddie, with the three essential things?

Speaker 2

Or was that just like a? Well, no, I just wanted to.

Speaker 5

You were just trying to find out about fire poker.

Speaker 2

I just wanted to see what his response would be.

Speaker 4

This fucking kid. Why did you think it was going to be something different? No, I just wanted to say a double-headed dill and a thing of KY.

Speaker 2

A good old drill, dill.

Speaker 4

I mean, I guess you could use a double-headed dill as a multi-tool also, kind of like the fire poker.

Speaker 5

My furry costume, oh God.

Speaker 2

Furry fucking head. So Mickey Blue Eyes.

Speaker 4

He's our super fan Ben. What's up, is he allowed? Oh, he's our super fan, ben. What's up, is he allowed?

Speaker 5

Oh, he's back on, he's back on. He's back on. He like went to DMV and got that all straightened out.

Speaker 4

I had to look. Something was messed up. He wasn't on our. He wasn't on our list of followers, or nothing. I'm like what happened.

Speaker 2

I don't know, was he in Facebook jail?

Speaker 5

I don't know. Oh, maybe it was him himself, not us.

Speaker 4

Perhaps he got mad at Pat for being a fucking dildo all the time and he stopped followers.

Speaker 2

First of all, maybe. What are you talking about? Maybe he takes some accountability for some of the racist things he says. How about that?

Speaker 4

I mean no more racist than anybody else in this room we're not racist, so stop it.

Speaker 2

Silly ben is totally 100 racist.

Speaker 4

I don't that is not true.

Speaker 2

We're joking ben I love you.

Speaker 5

I love you you say that all the time, but I think you get the fucking bug you know, or something?

Speaker 2

If I did, I would just say I did. It's a little niche for the show. Niche, it's a niche. Yeah, it's a Tom Oster niche.

Speaker 4

Tom Oster builds a mighty fine niche.

TikTok Ban and California Fires

Speaker 2

Alright, so just received news that January 19th TikTok will no longer be in effect in the US. Just received that news Excellent. It's hot off the presses. Kevin seemed very upset. Nah, it'll be back in a week.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Well, Kevin likes to spend a lot of time on there he does.

Speaker 5

I mean honestly, I'd be totally fine if it went away, I'd be totally fine if society collapsed and no one could use their phone, but it'll be back in a week?

Speaker 2

Why does it sound like he's foreshadowing?

Speaker 4

Is that before or after you off yourself in the backyard?

Speaker 2

Or is that before or after you join the militia?

Speaker 4

He couldn't join the militia. He'd be like fuck it. I'm just ending it here. I've had enough of this.

Speaker 2

Mikey, do you think? Do you think OBS would join a militia and just kill people?

Speaker 6

I don't know if he'd kill people. He'd definitely have like a designated role though.

Speaker 2

A designated driver maybe.

Speaker 4

Yeah, he's got to stay back at camp and cook with the poker.

Speaker 6

That's an essential role, honestly.

Speaker 5

The town chef Like you all would be fucking pumped if I was like you're a cook in the bunker, if you're assigned dude, fuck you both All.

Speaker 2

I know is this. I'd be happy If he was assigned the cook. I'd be like I know I'm getting great meals every night.

Speaker 4

When you're done filling your Glasses, pass, pass that bad boy around here Um, you can pass it this way.

Speaker 2

So now, then there was, so you got tiktok happening, thank you. Then you had the information of these gentlemen with gasoline In California.

Speaker 4

Did you see that?

Speaker 6

yeah, like pouring them in like sewer grates and shit. And they just arrested a man with a blowtorch.

Speaker 2

Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 5

What.

Speaker 2

A guy got arrested for supposedly starting the fires with a flamethrower.

Speaker 6

He was like a homeless, unidentified man.

Speaker 2

Not only that, then people got caught pouring gasoline in the drains and shit.

Speaker 6

Well, the craziest part is they didn't catch them. They're still unidentified. Oh, but there's people doing it.

Speaker 4

There's video footage of people setting fires in LA, but they can't catch anybody. They don't know who anybody is.

Speaker 2

And supposedly it's a homeless guy with a fucking flamethrower, that's awesome.

Speaker 4

Who started this? That's fucking awesome. Guy's last name is Pelosi.

Speaker 5

That place can burn. Man, fucking LA Hollywood, fucking Sodom and Gomorrah, burn, go away. Goodbye, wow, sodom and Gomorrah. You know, wow, there's not a good soul in that fucking town, man.

Speaker 4

I mean, there's some innocents in that town, yeah.

Speaker 5

Not all of them are miserable cocksucking scumbags. I'm sure there's a percentage of the population that's like good people and shit, but that place like I'm not upset, that place is burning at all Like good riddance. I'm not upset, that place is burning at all Like good riddance.

Speaker 6

I feel like the only downside Is they're like immigrating into Other cities, like they're gonna have to like move towards like Texas and shit like that. That's fine, if fucking Texas will shoot them.

Speaker 4

Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2

To me that's like just because of, like, the pansiness and the Cuntiness of Californians Sorry Californians, sorry Californians, you're all a bunch of cunts. That's when there's like a revolution because, like, they'll all start coming from California to Texas and it's like a fucking big LBGTQ fucking World War out in Vegas or something.

Speaker 5

Yeah.

Speaker 4

I think even even the fags in Texas would win, though Right, I'll take a gay Texan over a gay Californian.

Speaker 5

All day, all day, every day right.

Speaker 2

Fucking horns, baby Fucking horns, horn them, horn them, jesus Christ. Listen horns, baby fucking horns, horn them, horn them, jesus christ. Um, I listen you if that ever happens. Shit like that, where there's like this revolution or like almost like another civil war, and I mean so are you, are you?

Speaker 4

the californians are starting a civil war.

Speaker 5

It's gonna be over pretty quick is it more realistic of a civil war or like a dystopia? Dystopia, right yeah.

Speaker 2

That can happen real quick. You know like I'm not so sold on the civil war anymore.

Speaker 5

No, no, I'm feeling more like.

Speaker 2

Well, let's see what happens. January 20th, January 20th yeah.

Speaker 5

Or prior to.

Speaker 4

Well, yeah.

Speaker 5

Anywhere in between.

Speaker 2

Yes, get your fire pokers ready. Just hearing what's going on, we have our, we've gotten some information which we're not going to relay the source of, of what's going on with.

Speaker 5

Well, the explanation of the drones, the drones.

Speaker 4

Yeah, we've received an explanation.

Speaker 2

Yeah so I mean, we have the inside scoop people. You've heard it here first and it's not, it's, it's not a pretty sight, probably the best way to say it yeah, it's um, it's convoluted you know um.

Speaker 4

Just like nuts.

Speaker 5

There's Burgers.

Speaker 4

All of us are boots on the street. Lay it out.

Speaker 5

Yeah, you want me to just throw out what I've heard, okay, so.

Speaker 2

You want me to put a little Marvin Gaye on her and throw it to Grapevine or something.

Speaker 3

No.

Speaker 2

Okay, I thought that would be good.

Speaker 5

So what I've heard through fairly reliable sources is that the drones are Chinese drones launched by Iran. Okay, from where?

Speaker 4

From the Atlantic, the Ayatollah sending drones our way Right.

Speaker 5

But the purpose of the drones is that they're looking for a Russian sub that had gone missing about like a year year and a half ago-ish, you know somewhere around there.

Speaker 4

A nuclear sub, I assume.

Speaker 5

Like I don't know if anybody remembers, but like there was a like an almost Hunt for Red October-like thing where, like a Russian nuclear sub went missing and it had this doomsday weapon fucking.

Speaker 2

I'm sorry, you know, fucking ben, there's nothing in texas texas but steers and queers well, that's an accurate statement and he wonders why he gets kicked off.

Speaker 4

That's an accurate state, understood.

Speaker 2

But comments like that.

Speaker 5

Unfortunately, the people on facebook are gonna you gotta like find a funny spelling for the queers.

Speaker 4

I disagree.

Speaker 5

Because if you type out queers, there you go, that's all you got to do right there.

Speaker 4

I like the out front approach.

Speaker 5

You go like K.

Speaker 2

So everybody can see exactly what Ben thinks and how he thinks.

Speaker 5

You go like KW instead of QU.

Speaker 1

You know, like something like that.

Speaker 5

That's how you stay on Facebook.

Speaker 4

Jesus H Christ ain't nothing but steers and queers in Texas. You don't look much like a steer to me.

Speaker 5

But anyway.

Speaker 2

Alright, so back to the back to the.

Speaker 5

Right, so this Russian sub had gone missing a couple years ago a year and a half ago whatever. Russia thought we had it, still thinks we have it. Um, do we have it? So let me take you back to a comment trump made in like a press conference or like some some whatever. Like he said like they know what's going on, I don't know why they're not telling you this, that the other thing you know, like he doesn't know why they're not telling everybody, everybody, remember that one yeah, yeah right now.

Speaker 6

Okay, so from what I know um the reason that the drones are there is that these chinese drones, launched by iran, are looking for the russian sub you can actually find like good confirmation of this if you like look it up, like there was like news, like there was like I forgot what his name was but he actually like came out and was saying that there was an Iranian ship just off the coast, right near New Jersey. And then you can find all about like the sub, because everyone was like, well, where the hell did the sub go?

Speaker 4

Why isn't it being like detected?

Speaker 5

Well, of course it would be from New Jersey, no one would smell the difference of them being there. Um and like that. Like we're in agreement with them to let them look for it, cause we don't have it. Like they think we have it, we don't have it. They're like you know fine. Like do whatever you want, but like you can fly your drones, but you have to fly them at night. If they're seen during the day they're going to get shot down. So it's only like a nighttime thing. So that's the real thing with the drones, just to make everybody feel safe, or maybe-ish Locked and loaded I don't know if that helps anybody out there, but like that's the, the info I got, which.

Speaker 4

That's the story out there right now.

Speaker 5

Well, I don't think it's a story out there right now, iran is on its way to replacing russia as the leading arms country yeah, like, but you can actually actually find this.

Drone Mystery Explained

Speaker 1

Iran launched a mothership, probably about a month ago, that contains these drones. That mothership is off. I'm going to tell you the deal. It's off the east coast of the United States of America. They've launched drones. It's everything that we can see, or?

Speaker 5

hear, and again, these are from high sources. I don't say this lightly. What's that you want me to just send it?

Speaker 6

to you. We can see you're here and again, these are from high sources. I don't say this lightly. What's that? We know there was a probability.

Speaker 5

You want me to just send it to you. Who was?

Speaker 2

that talking and where he looked very important.

Speaker 6

I wish I could tell you what his name was. I'm just not. Did he have a?

Speaker 5

pin on his lapel.

Speaker 6

He did. He did have a pin on his those are important people man, yes, have you ever worn a pin on your lapel?

Speaker 5

For what?

Speaker 4

For anything. I've worn a pin on my lapel. I think I may have.

Speaker 2

I feel like I have A couple funerals. I have A couple times yeah. Like an angel, like a heart. It's weird.

Speaker 1

I got it at okay.

Speaker 2

Something from my grandma when I was younger.

Speaker 4

I think, he's Way to make me feel bad for almost getting ready to make fun of you. I was just saying it's just it was-.

Speaker 5

I think he was like talking more of in, like a alright, let's listen to this real quick.

Speaker 2

Yeah, this is uh not that, but um maybe linked to Iranian mothership, says congressman. Let's see who this is. We don't know, of course yeah, gulf of America. America, fuck yeah, is it, fuck yeah, is it really?

Speaker 5

that's what he's gonna do, man like, go ahead, man, do it, fuck. Yeah, I think you see he wants to go get the panama canal too, right? Yep, part one. Previous owner passed away eight years later.

Speaker 1

The new wants to go get the Panama Canal too right. Yep Part one Previous owner passed away. Eight years later, the new owner decided to get the wall safe open.

Speaker 6

Hold down on the message and then when it pops up with like a preview, then click on the preview Gmail bro. Like hold down on the thing it's on Gmail, man, and then just click the preview right there. Yeah, Maybe that'll work.

Speaker 4

The white rhino has out-taken Pat.

Speaker 1

There you go. I'm going to tell you the real deal. Iran launched a mothership, probably about a month ago, that contains these drones. That mothership is off. I'm going to tell you the deal. It's off the east coast of the United States of America. They've launched drones. It's everything that we can see or hear and, again, these are from high sources.

Speaker 1

I don't say this lightly. Now you know, we know there was a probability it could have been our own government. We know it's not our own government because they would have let us know. It could have been some really glorified hobbyist or hobbyist that were doing something unbelievable. They don't have the technology, but let's pretend that's possible. The third possibility was somebody, an adversarial country, doing this. Know that Iran made a deal with China to purchase drones, motherships and technology in order to go forward. The sources I have are good. They can't reveal who they are because they are speaking to me in confidentiality. These drones should be shot down, whether it was some crazy hobbyist that we can't imagine, or whether it is Iran and I think it very possibly could be they should be shot down. We are not getting the full deal and the military is on alert with this. I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 5

Yeah, I mean the guy's right. He just doesn't have all the info shoot first. Ask questions later like he, he's got the whole iran thing down like he doesn't know why. If he knew, why you know okay, so why?

Speaker 2

why do you think?

Speaker 5

it's, it's like because, like trump said, because of the submarine well, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like Trump said, the government knows why. I don't know why they're not telling the public, why you know he said that, like you could find that Because most of the public is a bunch of children and they can't handle the truth.

Speaker 4

I don't think it's that at all dude, I disagree.

Speaker 5

I think if everybody knew the reason, we'd be like okay, yeah, sure, that makes sense. They're looking for something. We don't have it. We said you know. They said we want to look.

Speaker 1

We're like okay, fucking go look then.

Speaker 5

Go, look, get it over with. Fucking see you later. And that's what's going on, you know, until they find it. Who knows what happens when they find it? I don't know if we have it, but like, who knows, we may have it, who knows, I don't know? Okay, people move along. There's nothing to see here. Like it's total, like fucking life imitating art here at hunt for red october yeah, it's you know.

Speaker 2

I'm waiting for Alec Baldwin to get introduced to the fucking story.

Speaker 4

Well, they can't put him on a submarine anymore because he shoots people.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean it's either that or we're going to get.

Speaker 5

He's not allowed near live ordnance.

Speaker 4

Shoot, run, fucking prop guy that's what happens.

Speaker 2

That's it. It's going to be like the good old, uh harrison ford movies back in the day clear and present danger, something like that was it?

Speaker 4

was it what? No, that hunt for red october was uh alec baldwin and who else? And denzel denzel yeah, we got.

Speaker 2

We got real life. Jack ryan's going on right now. This is what's going on All the spies, everybody's getting fucking alerted. Take him out.

Speaker 4

What was the other one? What was the other submarine movie with Gene Hackman?

Speaker 2

Oh, that was with Denzel. Yeah, that was Denzel.

Speaker 5

That's the one with Denzel Crimson Tide On February October was Sean. Connery, yeah, I can't believe I mixed that up.

Speaker 4

Wow, I mean Sean.

Speaker 5

Connery Denzel.

Speaker 4

Crimson Tide.

Speaker 5

That's a great movie, great movie, honestly both, and they don't wash themselves out either.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 5

You can't get bored with the whole sub brushing this, that game.

Speaker 2

You know like they're two great movies, isn't we? Who else it doesn't alec baldwin play jack ryan?

Speaker 4

no um, bat flick played jack ryan in one movie.

Speaker 2

I think chris pine is playing jack ryan right now well, chris pine's got that new seat, that another series coming out.

Speaker 4

Oh, I'm supposed to be fucking oh, and was it korinsky, right, john korinsky, jack ryan, yeah that's the eternal, the show yeah, the shit list.

Speaker 2

Oh, that's a good one. Shit, that's. It's schindler's list, I don't know something, what, what that was on the other day. I haven't seen that movie.

Speaker 4

Kevin refuses to watch it because he doesn't like to see anyone escape. Did you watch it? I'm not going to lie, dude, have you?

Speaker 5

seen it. No, that movie, it's like fucking nine hours long, right.

Speaker 2

Bro, that movie, though, Like who wants to watch that? It looks like it was pretty much World War II all over again what they did for the actors who looked extremely malnourished.

Speaker 5

Who wants to sit through over three hours right?

Speaker 2

They're like if we did it for a war, I'm sure we could do it for a movie for nine hours you leave.

Speaker 4

Daniel Day-Lewis out of this. That's who he was in there. Right, that was who it was.

Speaker 2

I don't think Wasn't he in there I?

Speaker 5

don't know if he was that one man. Fuck. No, let's move on.

Speaker 2

But like watching that movie I'm like holy fuck, dude that hit like I was like fuck.

Speaker 4

I didn't even realize how bad it was then, as it is now, as you're watching it.

Speaker 2

Kevin puts that on and self-cleans the oven in the house.

Speaker 5

I thought we stopped doing this shit. It's mid-law.

Speaker 4

I thought we had like a production meeting, like a year ago I didn't. Well, let's call up Charles Thompson and ask him.

Speaker 2

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia.

Speaker 5

I'm going straight to HR. You're going straight to hell.

Speaker 2

You're going straight to H-E-L-L, not H-R. Um yeah, but just, I don't know how they filmed that fucking movie, because there was so many.

Speaker 5

I can't believe we're still talking about this movie. I'm just trying to like.

Speaker 2

Looking at it, I'm like these motherfuckers really had a God. Have you seen the movie? Yes, I believe.

Speaker 5

God has. Where'd this ass chair come from, by the way? What ass chair?

Speaker 6

It's like has where'd this ass chair come from? By the way, what ass chair. It's like fucking broken. Mikey took the good chair, I did not. I pulled this one out of the like back there. Mikey doesn't lie.

Speaker 2

He's a. He's a. He's one of my good children. The white rhino never lies how you do it.

Speaker 5

This got like a fucking flat tire, like I don't know what's going on with this man, anyway, anyway, go on like you aggravated god with your bitching.

Speaker 4

You know what?

Speaker 5

all the time you gotta say something, throw a wrench into the works.

Speaker 4

That's why I like you ben, we're going a little, je little Jefferson Ocean bourbon tonight.

Speaker 5

Can we smoke in the house? Well, the warden's out.

Speaker 4

Oh shit, the warden's out, everyone plays.

Speaker 2

What's the brown drink of the night?

Speaker 4

I just answered him, I just thought it was a little Jefferson Ocean.

Speaker 5

Yeah, for now. Then we got a little BBC. I think we may get to the other bottles.

Speaker 2

We may you will.

Speaker 5

Where is?

Speaker 4

Are you kidding me right now? You just noticed that. Yeah, I was like what the fuck bro?

Speaker 5

Dude be cool, don't tell lies man Be cool. Don't tell lies, no, it's just like Dude. What if she's watching?

Speaker 2

She's not watching. Can I have a drink?

Speaker 4

She's being ravaged by a pack of coyotes in the wild right now.

Speaker 5

Just light your own man. Just one, just one. Okay, it's one and only one.

Speaker 4

Don't fucking celebrate it.

Speaker 5

Just one I always feel bad with Maddie. Well, now, mikey.

Speaker 2

You know what they have to deal because you know, eminem it well now.

Speaker 4

Mikey, they have to deal because fucking Eminem over there, motherfuckers alright, so here's the deal.

Speaker 2

are we at the brink of society coming close to collapsing? Mickey Blue Eyes, what do you think, since you're so fucking quiet over here?

Speaker 6

I don't know about collapse, but mass reformation probably. I think it's been a long time coming If you look at the history of the world. We're kind of due for this. We're kind of far off from this. It's been delayed. A little reset, a little natural reset, yeah. Yeah, I think, like you know, we're pretty far gone.

Speaker 2

This is going to turn out to be a little crazy. What am I answering into?

Speaker 4

Your mouth. Talk amongst yourselves.

Speaker 2

All right mouth, talk amongst yourselves. Um, all right. I mean, I can see something crazy happening to where a group of people like lose their fucking mind and just wasn't.

Speaker 4

It isn't that the democratic party at this point.

Speaker 6

Well, so I was talking about this the other day, like think about covid, like yeah, you know.

Speaker 2

So you said yeah double, double maskers, those people, well, I'm saying like covid shut everything down.

Speaker 6

And then you were saying like, oh, it can't happen again. I was like, okay, maybe not with a virus, but with something else. Yeah, exactly. And so, emp, you know when? Yeah, exactly. So when I started saying that you know people are going to resort to looting and shit like that, then you can see just chaos in the streets. That's what we saw with COVID.

Speaker 2

That's not even what we saw with an EMP or invasion or something. Here's the huge big negative, covid. We were locked at home with just Wi-Fi Internet, tiktok and brain melting. Right, yeah tiktok and brain melting, right. Yeah, imagine that happening. Now, not covered, but another thing, but it's actually all. The electronics are kaput, emp hits, can't do shit, stone age, right. That's where I think the fall of society happens I don't know if it'd be a fall why? Why not?

Speaker 6

I think it would just completely crumble the system as we know it right now. You gotta take a look at. Is that not a fall? I don't think it's a fall. I feel like America is way too powerful.

Speaker 2

You gotta think right. You don't think it happens where America in an instant can go to a third world country.

Speaker 6

I don't think so Only because America alone right, maybe for like a month. Yeah but I'm not saying like forever, because America has, like the strongest military right.

Speaker 2

The thing is, you're going to have those people who are so fed the fuck up.

Speaker 6

Right, but you have to.

Speaker 5

We also got this thing called martial law. I know that.

Speaker 4

It's not even the people that are fed up. It's going to be the abject fear that people have because they can't get on, and that's exactly what our non-allies want, Our enemies want.

Speaker 2

Of course they want to strike fear in the US, do everything possible because of. I mean, how are we going to react? We're going to have superheroes of LBGTQ fucking come up and what's up, Miss Lore, Fly with their capes.

Speaker 6

Right, but like what I was getting at is like so we have like the strongest military right, but we also the military aspect of that is the militia Like our people have always been the strongest, like the Second Amendment has always been the strongest part of.

Speaker 2

America Right? Don't we have the right to form a militia?

Speaker 5

Oh yeah, that's in the Constitution. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4

Well, yeah, as soon as you want to fight the guys behind armored tanks and stuff, yeah, go for it.

Speaker 2

But do you think society can get to that, to where it's?

Speaker 6

I don't think 100%.

Speaker 2

It's like that movie, civil War, that came out. It was terrible, by the way.

Speaker 5

It was terrible. By the way, it could have been so better. You know what I'm saying Great concept, terrible.

Speaker 2

They should have killed the camera crew right at the beginning they made it more of the aspect of the reporter than it was.

Speaker 5

Yeah.

Speaker 6

Than the Civil War yes.

Speaker 2

And that's why even the story was kind of corny and how they got to the fucking White House and shit.

Speaker 5

And they were like yay, let's celebrate. Fucking reporters.

Speaker 6

I agree, ben Travers. I think an EMP would cripple the country, but I think it would not do it permanently. I think you have enough capable people Like I'm not saying there's 100%.

Speaker 2

I don't know, I'm not saying there's 100%. The reason why I don't agree with that is due to the fact of how sensitive our power groups are.

Speaker 5

Sure, like okay, I see what you're saying, but I I also do agree with mikey about that sure, like it'll happen for a period like that period isn't what they think the period's gonna be. You know, like the period of like, like energizing, if you want to call that, like the getting electricity and shit back to like the hubs, like the important hubs.

Speaker 2

This is when Iron man Reveals himself.

Speaker 5

Won't take too long, but like Fucking, like Binghamton, like they're gonna wait.

Are We Facing Societal Collapse?

Speaker 2

That's what I'm saying. Like you're gonna have these pockets, but for me certain parts of New York. It's gonna be bigger pockets due to the fact of See, but it's Northwest, it's going to be bigger pockets due to the fact of you go up northwest.

Speaker 4

But it's not even that. It's what happens after the EMP, because they're not just going to pop an EMP and then be like uh-huh let's see what happens. They're going to hit the backup of the backup Right. There's going to be things that happen after that, and our response how we handle the initial outage is going to dictate what happens exactly so they probably know that if a power grid goes out, they know what our backup plan is.

Speaker 2

And then, once our backup plan kicks in, boom another EMP well, I think they have an idea of the backup plan.

Speaker 6

I don't think they know what the backup plan is the way the government's going nowadays.

Speaker 6

I think everybody fucking knows the backup plan if I were in the position of whoever, I would throw the E the way the government's going nowadays. I think everybody fucking knows the backup plan. Well yeah, even Kevin knows. If I were in the position of whoever right, I would throw the EMP out, get everything going crazy. I would give it about 15 days to get people to go back on their feet and then I would toss All right, come on. And then I would toss another fucking EMP to get rid of everyone's backup batteries, backup jam.

Speaker 3

All right, you're done talking.

Speaker 4

Welcome to the TID show. You come in here and tell me what to do.

Speaker 6

He wanted his drink.

Speaker 2

You don't say come on.

Speaker 6

Jesus, you just say please, you just want to finish your drink. To prove a point.

Speaker 2

What yeah, they say, I don't finish my drinks.

Speaker 4

Well, ben, I can honestly say the people that were in charge during the covid pandemic really weren't leaders or in charge of anything it's. I mean biden was too worried about pardoning, uh, chinese sex offenders so so okay.

Speaker 5

So just an another wrinkle to the, to the drone story why you say sex offender.

Speaker 4

All of a sudden people stop watching. Is that?

Speaker 5

there's also a, a so-called plan um, to have two successive emps one to take out the grid, one, the next one to take out, like people that go up on generators and stuff, like a week or two later, um, and all that is supposed to happen before trump takes office.

Speaker 2

So trump can't take office because they'll implement the 25th amendment so nancy pelosi's in her garage and apparel I'm not sure what it is working on a pinch but there is a thing in order to get her into office, because she's the vice president you know.

Speaker 5

That's why, like I, I think, like fdr, like had that happen. That's with him right. Like that's why, like I, I think, like fdr, like had that happen that's with him right like. That's why he like stayed in office for so long. That'll be crazy if that happened yeah what?

Speaker 2

what amendment is it? The 20 something amendment where they can implement it in order to keep power of this current sitting president, even though they're the yeah, try to recite president, even though they're the, even though there was, they were sworn in as a transfer of power the other day there's a thing.

Speaker 5

I don't know the language of it, but there's a thing where if, like, there's a war declaration or something, does anybody know the fucking amendment out there? Regardless of term limit check it out, ben.

Speaker 4

Check it out, johnny Pica. Where are you when we need you?

Speaker 5

Like the sitting president Will stay in power and it won't be. Isn't that just? And?

Speaker 2

the thing is, it won't be Joe Biden. They'll say he's. He's too mentally fucked up.

Speaker 4

They'll shoot him in the face On the fucking east lawn.

Speaker 2

Kamala. It'll end up being Kamala, yeah.

Speaker 6

But yeah, isn't that like Just declaration, like we're in a state of war and then it's just martial law? See the problem with that?

Speaker 5

that'd be crazy. The problem with that see people could take up arms, then like I feel in this country at this moment, at in these times, like if that situation scenario were to unfold like that that's not good. Like you'll see fucking domestic terrorists terrible like people would be fighting a war on two fronts One one from the Iran, china, russia, whatever they're doing, um, and then with with ourselves. Yes, you know, um, and that's probably exactly what they fucking want.

Speaker 4

Of course.

Speaker 6

Well, the scariest thing is just that the borders open.

Speaker 5

So, like all while well, I feel like the borders been cinched, but I feel like it's like too little to see the video of the Cartel guy.

Speaker 6

He like just cut through the fucking gate. He like cut through the gate, didn't even come in, he just let all these fucking people in and then walked away and he was like he's like looking at the camera, going like yeah, but it could be a video of like if someone's fucking yard.

Speaker 5

You know like I don't know, like I believe half of what I see and like the other half I'll like sort of take a deep dive into and maybe see if it's credible. You know like I don't know, like there's so much fucking AI and shit out there.

Speaker 4

Pull up Ben's last comment because I think he makes a very valid point I put it up there already the last one, yeah.

Speaker 1

Huh.

Speaker 2

It says look at Cali fires. History of devastating fires, history of fires, history of devastating fires. I gotta keep on practicing that our government officials are either incompetent or apathetic to the people I'd say apathetic.

Speaker 6

I don't think you get into that and not be well, okay.

Speaker 5

So so the california fires. There's a whole other wrinkle to it too. Are they burning Diddy evidence? Hunter Biden's home got burned, didn't it?

Speaker 2

See, that's a stretch for me.

Speaker 5

I saw it, if they burned down.

Speaker 4

California to hide Diddy evidence, then I'm all done, and I said it too, man.

Speaker 5

I said that too, and now I'm not calling you to hide ditty evidence. And I said it too, man, I said that too, and now I'm just like well, maybe man Did Ellen's mansion go up in smoke. I don't know, but it's a curious thought. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I think that one's a far fetch.

Speaker 5

I don't think it's far fetched. I think it's a curious thought.

Speaker 4

All I'm saying about it is hello.

Speaker 5

Hello. I'm Chinese All we're doing is crying about celebrity homes. Right now, I'm not crying.

Speaker 2

Well, I'm just saying who's crying? I'm not crying.

Speaker 5

I'm not either, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 2

You're crying, you're crying, I'm not crying.

Speaker 5

That's the whole fucking news cycle.

Speaker 4

It's like oh, Are you going to contribute to Maria Shivers GoFundMe?

Speaker 2

Come on. Donate to Maria. Come on.

Speaker 6

Did you see the Diddy phone call from prison? It was like the Pizzagate thing.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but here's the thing, man. There's so much ai out there right now I can't believe any of that shit. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like that. That's the problem with the world we live in now is you cannot make a distinct assumption or fucking decision because everything is fucking fake it's it's fuck, it's crazy dude it's nuts.

Speaker 2

You don't subscribe to the pizza gate I sort of do I I subscribe to the, the whole sex trafficking thing, but I've yet to see people get arrested for it. Big name people should be getting arrested for it. Big name people should be getting arrested for it because you know it's out there.

Speaker 5

Well, like a sweeping, like not just one, like 30.

Speaker 2

Yeah, dude, Give me a fucking give me a time of when the Hells Angels got arrested. 150 of them got fucking arrested by two undercover guys.

Speaker 6

January 20th.

Speaker 4

Hello.

Speaker 2

I just don't. I don't see it happening. I don't Even with him coming into office, even though he said he'll reveal the Kennedy tapes, he'll reveal the UFO files, he'll reveal this. I don't see it happening.

Speaker 5

Well, let's see if he gets into office first right.

Speaker 4

Yes, first things first.

Speaker 5

Let's get to January 21, and we can talk about that.

Speaker 4

what he's going to reveal Did you see the congressional thing where they were questioning a judge about Trump's 34 felony convictions.

Speaker 2

Ben just so you know they did try to institute protective measures, but all that got voted down in a bill did try to institute protective measures, but all that got voted down in a bill. 20 million dollars was allotted in california for their fucking hydrant system, I think something like that, and they said no to it, so there's no water going to those areas. That just seems convenient to me no, there's no firefighting equipment.

Speaker 4

There's 113 firefighters that were dismissed because they wouldn't follow the vaccination protocol.

Speaker 5

Well, it's also like the water you know where it's being diverted to.

Speaker 2

Hawaii.

Speaker 5

No, oh, it's being diverted to like pistachio farms and like dumb shit like that. Like I'm not kidding, wait a minute, are they sending water to Ukraine? Like I'm not kidding, are they sending?

Speaker 2

water to Ukraine, like I'm not kidding, pistachio farms.

Speaker 4

Yeah, why pistachios?

Speaker 5

It just happens to be what they're growing out there, you know.

Speaker 4

I mean, I like a good pistachio, but Me too.

Speaker 2

Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

Speaker 5

I'm serious.

Speaker 2

It has been confirmed on the take a deep show that pistachio lives are more important than human lives in california.

Speaker 4

The price of a bag of pistachios just went up 17.

Speaker 5

Yeah, like honestly it would not the case it listen that would not fucking surprise me that's the case. Um Listen, that would not fucking surprise me. That's the case.

Speaker 4

Like there's no water because, Because it's different to the pistachio farms.

Speaker 5

You said that yes, because deals have been made in the past to give water to these farms, and one happens to be pistachios. Do you want to know who they made the deal with? Who?

Speaker 4

co-signed it.

Speaker 5

Gavinavin newsom. Oh, I like gavin's one of my, you know he's a good guy. You blame gavin newsom. That fucking cocksucker's gotta go, and and the mayor of la have you gotta go by the way, have you seen like, uh, like, I guess the mayor of la was like in canada or something while these wildfires were happening?

Speaker 4

like she flew back and some like british reporter like got her in the terminal, was asking all these questions about like oh god, like somebody, look it up on tiktok um british reporter look it up quick we're not gonna be able to after the 19th like, Like mayor of LA.

Speaker 5

It's so funny Like he asks all these pertinent questions and she says fucking nothing. It's because listen.

Speaker 2

It comes down to the truth of the matter is there are politicians who can give two flying fucks about human beings.

Speaker 5

They're like what the fuck is she doing in Canada, by the way?

Speaker 2

And you can tell by Dude. First of all, look at some of the bills that.

Speaker 5

Look at some of the bills. Canada's like Russia to me right now.

Speaker 2

Look at some of the bills that got passed in California about the human sex trafficking that certain individuals. If you're caught sex trafficking you can't get charged for this certain crime.

Speaker 5

It's a disease. It's not against the law. It's a disease.

Speaker 4

So a liberal is like I'm sure we get a vaccine for it. It's like COVID.

Speaker 2

Is it a respiratory thing? Being liberal, do you get?

Speaker 4

all nasally and shit. You had to see how angry the doctors got. The other day we took Matthew to the doctor and we had to test him for COVID and the flu and this and that and strep. So they call back a couple hours later and they're like oh yeah, he tested positive for flu A. I said 18 months ago was that. Covid no, why not?

Speaker 4

Because you have flu B that's why Should he quarantine or wear a mask? They're like no, I'm like, why not? You're not helping me here, people? What are we supposed to do?

Speaker 2

Give him vitamin C.

Speaker 5

Click.

Speaker 2

That's what happens when Maddie hangs up on him as he's asking the lady a question. She's just like my name is Jeff.

Speaker 4

Might as well have been.

Speaker 3

My name is Jeff.

Speaker 6

One of my sources just confirmed your pistachio water story.

Speaker 5

Oh well, yeah.

Speaker 6

I don't say fucking fake shit. I guess they own billions of dollars worth of California's water. So does like Harvard and shit Did you see Harvard also.

Speaker 4

Harvard owns water in California.

Speaker 6

Yeah, Time out. It was like recently Time out. They just bought billions of dollars worth of water in.

Speaker 2

California. How the fuck do they own? It's insane. How do?

Speaker 1

they own water Isn't that wild.

Speaker 2

How do you own water?

Speaker 6

Right Probably reservoirs.

Speaker 2

I can understand. If the water filtration system out there and you're the county or the state that does it, how the fuck do you own water in California?

Speaker 6

Probably buy reservoirs. Do you know about the train all the way up in Washington?

Speaker 5

You can't buy a reservoir Reservoir is fucking DEP shit, but someone okay. So I don't know. It takes some giant fucking lake that California takes water from Lake Titicaca, lake Mead, like I'm sure Lake Mead goes to Cali right. I have no where's Lake Mead? Nevada, hoover Dam, oh I don't know, but anyway I like Lake Titicaca. Like you got to think of that water, like there's a Lake, titicaca.

Speaker 2

Like a highway system Down in Florida.

Speaker 5

Minnetonka. You know you think of that water Titicaca Think of that water like a highway system, Like eventually you have like exit ramps and tolls Fuck says Titicaca you know like someone owns-.

Speaker 4

I want to send a rhino to Lake Titicaca.

Speaker 6

Like owns that shit you saw on the Joe Rogan podcast like Trump was talking about. They have a plug. I think it's like up in Washington where it's preventing all that water from going down that entire like Pacific Northwest, like coast too. Oh yeah, yeah, it's the reason why California is so damn dry.

Speaker 2

There's a plug, yes, like a bathtub.

Speaker 6

Yes, like Tom and Jerry. Yes, you hold the plug. It quite literally would just drain water, not drain water drop water all over.

Speaker 2

Does it have one of those big chain link things to it?

Speaker 6

Well, the way he was describing it, so you don't lose it, the way he was describing it was like, genuinely, it's like a giant version of, like a fucking sink plug yeah, that they have way up in the Pacific Northwest.

Speaker 1

For what, though, Well?

Speaker 6

because they have agriculture way up there, I'm assuming maybe pistachio fucking farms, but they have all this agriculture up there, and it's not.

Speaker 2

Ben says do not send it to Montreal because the tainted warrior will screw up with my mother-in-law's vibrating panties.

Speaker 4

Ben, what I want to know.

Speaker 6

The EMP's going to fuck those up. Ha, ha, ha Ben.

Speaker 4

That's a good one, buddy. Ask your mother-in-law if Trudeau leaving and a new guy coming in Is going to have any effect on the the sex product trade in Montreal.

Speaker 2

What.

Speaker 4

Whoa what the fuck? Well, they're in between now Fucking Trudeau bailed yeah.

Speaker 5

Does Ben have any inside info on that?

Speaker 4

Any news from across the border?

Speaker 2

Right Doesn't mean you call in, though Ben, call in this is fucking TID International.

Speaker 4

Come on, Ben, call in.

Speaker 2

I did get a notice saying if we don't make any phone calls with that number by February 7th, it shuts off.

Speaker 5

Oh well, put it up and Ben fucking call in.

Speaker 4

Keep the TID hotline open Right.

Speaker 2

There you go Call our hotline 845-842-1652.

Speaker 4

Big Billy where are you?

Speaker 6

We're frozen again. We're fine, we're fine.

Speaker 4

No, we're frozen again. We're all right, we're fine, we're fine.

Speaker 5

No, we're frozen. No we're good, we're good, we're golden.

Speaker 2

We're fine, it's when I'm going back and forth to tab. So I bet you that phone is not going to work.

Speaker 5

We'll call you back. We will call back.

Speaker 2

We're the only podcast that will call you Civil War.

Speaker 4

You gotta shut that door to white rhinos killing people. Dude he is. I know why you had it open.

Microplastics and Human Evolution

Speaker 6

I'm like trying to figure out what the hell it would be.

Speaker 2

You kind of almost look like that alien thing underwater from the abyss.

Speaker 5

That has a spotlight on it.

Speaker 2

Do you have?

Speaker 4

any. Do you have any eye black? We can put some eye black on.

Speaker 2

Cut the glare. Can you get the guy in the side curtain real quick? Ah, there it is.

Speaker 6

It's better. Do you want to know why he keeps calling me White Rhino?

Speaker 4

No, just go with it. It's a cool nickname, just fucking go with it.

Speaker 2

Do you take rhino pills? No, no, what?

Speaker 1

I don't know, those are blue rhinos, aren't they?

Speaker 5

You should turn that light off.

Speaker 2

So how do you feel? How do you feel about Mikey taking the black rhino pills, the black rhino pills?

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 5

We could stop this shit right now. Like this conversation is over Idiot. It's so funny.

Speaker 2

It's over.

Speaker 5

I'm not talking about it anymore what did you get?

Speaker 4

what did you get upset because he's taking no, no no, this is.

Speaker 5

This is not upset. Oh, like is, come on moving on. That's your free pass, okay.

Speaker 4

Oh, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 5

No.

Speaker 2

Look at this. Oh my god, you can see it on the screen. Look at that.

Speaker 4

Look at that gapper Jethro put that shit away.

Speaker 5

I say it's a reverse.

Speaker 2

I say, I say, boy, you got a purty mouth, boy, how you doing? Hey, mikey, you got a purty mouth.

Speaker 6

Can you whistle through the tooth here?

Speaker 2

No, there you go, that's it Alright. So, and now all these? Did you see all these fucking like Mayan and Aztec shit being fucking discovered?

Speaker 4

Again with the fucking, All these temples? Haven't we already disproved the Mayan calendar?

Speaker 6

Go Beckley Temple. Well, go Beckley Temple. That's from what are you talking about.

Speaker 2

There was another fucking.

Speaker 4

Crop circle.

Speaker 2

No, like Aztec fucking pyramid shit found. Yeah, you can finish it and it like it's like one of the biggest. I'll take the rest if you don't want it. I guess, like they said, there's like other pyramids, but if you take three of those pyramids it doesn't even fit into the size of this one. That's how big it is. I think it's the main. Whatever fucking pyramid down there in South America or whatever.

Speaker 5

I haven't heard anything new about anything.

Speaker 2

That's about that. That's all I wanted to say, nice.

Speaker 5

Nice, that was a good talk.

Speaker 3

My name is Jess.

Speaker 6

Those microplastics are getting to you, dude.

Speaker 2

Speaking of microplastics, here's a good. What are microplastics? All the shit that like? Anytime you drink plastic shit like that, what's the chemical that's in it? Light lithen, something it's the chemical. X in it Light life and something it's the chemical.

Speaker 2

Xanthan gum, whatever, it's the one that's creating shorter and shorter spaces in between your taint and your ball sack. You ever heard about this? No, supposedly. There's these plastics I forget the name of them that we're ingesting at a level that the next generation. Their sex organs are getting closer and closer together the more and more plastics that are found within. Thank God, I'm going to be dead. So then I'm thinking to the point where this doctor's like it's going to be like one sex.

Speaker 4

So, Are we getting to hermaphrodite? Is that where we're getting? So think about this.

Speaker 2

Aliens look like the greys or whatever, supposedly whatever. They have no sex organs and they're almost like you know. They look like they morphed into no penis, no vagina.

Speaker 4

The Charleston greys.

Speaker 5

Time out. Wait, you're telling me, there's a study.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that is measuring the fucking.

Speaker 5

Taint size, the distance of the taint. Yep, when you die.

Speaker 2

No, not when you die, or just like now, when kids are born, now, oh, when they're born. When they're born, they're becoming smaller and smaller, to the point of-.

Speaker 5

We're not going length. Weight color.

Speaker 2

No, we're going taint size. There's like fucking taint. We're throwing taint in there, yeah, taint size, and what do you identify as it's?

Speaker 5

like when war became a stat in baseball. All of a sudden we got taint size. Yeah, this is the TNT percentage. What the fuck is going on.

Speaker 4

Wow, look at this space between his balls and his ass. You know Shit, man.

Speaker 2

I'm telling you right now dude Rogan talks about it all the time.

Speaker 5

Is that government funded?

Speaker 6

Is that fucking government funded? I have no idea. And the scariest thing is like Like 8.4 billion for taint length the scariest thing to me is have you heard of xenoestrogens?

Speaker 1

It's like you know what estrogen is, you know what estrogen is.

Speaker 6

Right yeah it's a female hormone, yeah, but xenoestrogens are basically like if you know what amino acids are, so they're the building blocks for these hormones. So in our food today everything's pretty industrialized, so it's ultra-processed foods contain a lot of xenoestrogens because it helps with the chemical reactions.

Speaker 2

So the more we ingest, you're making more feminine.

Speaker 5

So we're all going female yes.

Speaker 6

And so, but over time, naturally the Y chromosome.

Speaker 3

That's the liberals.

Speaker 6

So over time, naturally, the Y chromosome is just getting smaller. That's just how it is. But now we're expediting the fucking process.

Speaker 2

You're going to be asexual, you're not going to have a penis or a vagina and no boobs. This is a real thing.

Speaker 6

About 60% of the American household eats just nothing but ultra-processed foods and xenoestrogens. Along with microplastics is one of the biggest parts.

Speaker 4

I'm going to tell you, Ben has it right. Here he goes. At least, if we're reducing the space between taint and other, we'll be able to fuck ourselves and we won't have to worry about alimony, child support, mother-in-laws with vibrating panties.

Speaker 2

Ben, I love you Ben.

Speaker 4

He's on point, he's on point.

Speaker 5

Top contributor.

Speaker 4

Ben's gonna get a shout out.

Speaker 2

Well, that's what it is he's saying. What he's saying right now Because he doesn't want to be kicked off of Facebook like he was. Maybe he wasn't contributing enough, I don't know. Don't look at me like I kicked this motherfucker off Facebook. I don't think you did anything.

Speaker 5

I think Facebook did something.

Speaker 2

I did nothing.

Speaker 5

I think Facebook did something.

Speaker 2

He must have did something completely illegal.

Speaker 5

Yeah Well, I don't know about illegal.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I mean he's in Boston, so most likely he probably robbed a bank.

Speaker 4

You know what I wanted to ask you? If society falls and it's a dystopian universe right Two dirt bikes.

Speaker 3

Yes.

Speaker 2

Honestly I already knew where you were going with that. Honestly like probably two of the best choices you could pick man Dirt bikes would be a very good choice due to the fact they wouldn't be affected by the EMP.

Speaker 5

They're a weed whacker with wheels man. They're not going to be affected by that, but you got to get no joke though if you're low gas.

Speaker 2

If you're getting a dirt bike, you need a dirt bike with like a fucking silencer on it, so nobody knows where you are. Well, I'm just trying to keep things safe.

Speaker 6

That's actually like kind of my plan. Like my plan is to bump start my motorcycle. Okay, my plan is to bump start my motorcycle, Okay. Well, so because, like, obviously the battery's going to be messed up so I can't use the key ignition. But if you toss it into first gear and you just run at it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, pop it, pop it, yeah, but like, if you get like, remember what was it? Delta Force, remember Delta? Force With the silencers on the fucking bikes, dude I don't remember bikes, dude.

Speaker 4

I don't remember sounds. I remember rocket launchers on the back.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but you never heard the bike like.

Speaker 4

No, I'm pretty sure you did. I don't think so. I'm going to go watch the movie tonight when I get home. No, you're not, I am Not even happening. It's on Netflix, is it really?

Speaker 5

Yes, is that Chuck Norris?

Speaker 2

Of course it is, but yeah, dirt Bike definitely Wait, can I?

Speaker 4

just be here to the left for a second Mm-hmm Best Chuck Norris movie. Ooh, there's a couple of really good ones out there.

Speaker 5

What's the one with him and fucking Bruce Lee?

Speaker 4

Well, that's Revenge of the Dragon.

Speaker 5

Revenge of the Dragon, Revenge of the Nerds. I got to go with that one man, no absolutely not.

Speaker 6

I'm going back to the dragon.

Speaker 2

I'm going Delta Force. I love Delta Force.

Speaker 4

You got the octagon. You got a force of one, force of one. You got force vengeance. See, I like the I'm not even trying here.

Speaker 5

So I like the martial art Chuck Norris more than the military Chuck Norris. I want to say that off the bat. Oh, lone Wolf McQuaid, I mean Jesus, god. So I'm going dragon, you know.

Speaker 4

Crickets. Really, I think you should go upstairs when we're done and I think you should pull up the octagon on your cable thingy and I think you should give that one a watch.

Speaker 5

My cable thingy. It's so hard. Should give that one a watch my cable thingy.

Speaker 2

So wait, we might I think we also wait a minute. It's true, they also totally forgot. Chuck norris will be forgotten by everyone. Yeah, I totally never, ever, totally forgot he'll fade away. He will never ever fade away you've heard it here first people breaking news. Tid show. Do we have a sponsor? A sponsor no, what do you then? What the hell did you show me?

Speaker 5

dude I, I showed you that like way before take back.

Speaker 4

Take back to breaking news right now.

Speaker 5

And I haven't looked. Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

Speaker 2

Breaking news is the breaking news. Prior to, this was false.

Speaker 6

You just lost credibility.

Speaker 4

False reporting on the TID show.

Speaker 2

What did?

Speaker 5

you show me then Like breaking news. Pat may have just scared away a sponsor with breaking news, you know.

Speaker 4

How would I scare away a sponsor? Breaking news. You know, like how would I scare away, how is that hit the music breaking news ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news we have a sponsor we might not now like where the fuck does that come from?

Speaker 2

by the way, ladies, and gentlemen, once again breaking news. The breaking news of the breaking news, of the breaking news is false.

Speaker 4

We do not have a sponsor.

Speaker 2

We have a sponsor Breaking news. If you're that, sponsors out there.

Speaker 5

I can't believe you made that actually funny.

Speaker 4

Breaking news.

Speaker 2

Son of a bitch.

Speaker 3

Arrow, I'm shiny.

Speaker 2

Mikey does not see the humor in this. He's trying to figure out he's our investigative reporter. This is Mickey Blue Eyes, our investigative reporter.

Speaker 6

No, it's just all personal interest.

Speaker 2

And he's actually, he's watching.

Speaker 6

I see shit, Dude. One of my favorite fighters is about to fight tonight.

Speaker 2

He doesn't care about the fight. This guy does not even care about being on the show.

Speaker 6

I have a fucking devoted fan Pat. Breaking news. Who's fighting? His name is Luke Lesser. It's in the 1FC.

Speaker 2

Ladies and gentlemen, once again, this is the most breaking news in one episode ever.

Speaker 4

The white rhino just does not care.

Speaker 6

You have brain rot, dude. That's all. This is.

Speaker 3

It's on fucking repeat.

Speaker 4

Let the boy watch.

Speaker 2

Shut up, bitch. I was just about to hit him. Not tonight, kevin, I was creeping over.

Speaker 5

I saw him. I was like fuck this shit. I was like I'll go get it before he gets it.

Speaker 2

Oh, if you touch this, it won't do anything. If you touch this, it did, though no.

Speaker 4

No, it didn't. You hit the pad. Yeah, I hit the pad. No, I stood up and was like bink.

Speaker 5

Yes you know, all right, that's not.

Chuck Norris Movies and Future Words

Speaker 4

No, okay, well one one, one thing I wanted to go over. I want to see if you guys are behind me on this one. Nope In 24 we started to stay.

Speaker 2

I remember this. So, 2024, we pushed hard To bring retard and faggot back.

Speaker 4

Yes, and I think we were successful on certain ones. I believe so.

Speaker 2

It seems like it is back into the whole platform. Nobody's really batting an eye at it anymore. Yeah, you know you could be a faggot, you could be a retard, it don't matter. Doesn't matter, and it's not a bad thing.

Speaker 5

Do you have 2025 considerations?

Speaker 2

So what is the words we're looking to bring back in 2025?

Speaker 4

Well, it's not really a word. I want to bring back in 2025 people getting punched in the face. Just get punched in the mouth, for these fucking loud mouth, douchey, faggot, ass faggots that talk nonsense and yell and scream when they don't get it.

Speaker 4

Keyboard heroes yelling and screaming when they don't get their way who've never been punched in the mouth because if they had, they don't get the keyboard heroes yelling and screaming when they don't get their way who've never been punched in the mouth because if they had, they wouldn't be doing most of the shit they do, because they would know how unpleasant it is to get punched in the mouth.

Speaker 2

How great of a YouTube channel would it be? We send him out in like a diaper and a fucking, like a I don't know, like Cupid. We'll send him out like Cupid. And if you send him out like Cupid, and if you like him, if it's a good person, you give him a hug. If it's a bad person, you punch him in the mouth.

Speaker 4

If I can get away with that without getting sued, I'm in. That's what I'm talking about, right?

Speaker 2

there Bam, I'm in Boom. Millions of views. Little quick jip Boom, matty diaper. Why does it got to be dirty Right Just because it's?

Speaker 4

Why does it got to be dirty?

Speaker 2

Because you're looking to punch somebody in the mouth.

Speaker 4

Can I wear a holster with a bottle of scotch on the side?

Speaker 2

Oh my god, that'll be so fucking great. And the pacifier.

Speaker 4

The pacifier and a bottle of scotch. I shake it up, I take it out.

Speaker 5

You'd be like the dude from Roger Rabbit, the pacifier from roger rabbit the pacifier is tied to his neck so it like can't like hit the ground, so it's like six but it's really tight oh you can only get it a little bit.

Speaker 4

You're ruining it. You're ruining it, you've ruined it. No ruinedined.

Speaker 2

Great. No, I honestly think I think you should, if you can, videotape Just walking up to somebody Knocking them out Because they're an asshole. I want to see that.

Speaker 6

It's already on your Instagram feed. Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4

Most likely. It's all over. I mean you don't have to go far To see that Dude?

Speaker 2

my Instagram feed is bad. I can't watch it anymore.

Speaker 4

What I want to know does any of these people get prosecuted?

Speaker 2

No, bro, because, for whatever reason, it's like all in Europe.

Speaker 4

All these fucking. Is that where we got to go? I got to go to France and punch a fucking Frenchman in the mouth, because that'd be, awesome there's a fucking channel called Morbid Something. Can we get our sponsor to send me to Europe for that? It shows you really bad shit bro, we're still in talks, man.

Speaker 5

Yeah, how's our sponsor?

Speaker 2

No, ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

Speaker 4

No sponsor. We gotta teach Orbs about the art of sales.

Speaker 2

We have more information about the fucking drones than we do in a sponsor.

Speaker 5

You don't have to teach Orbs anything. Orbs learned that you can't show Pat shit during the show.

Speaker 1

Why did you show me that? That's all.

Speaker 5

Why did you show me that? I thought you'd get like a little boner man.

Speaker 2

I did, it was breaking news.

Speaker 5

You know, I didn't think we were going to run with it like this.

Speaker 4

And not for nothing it's been a while. You know he's getting ready to fucking jit all over himself, oh my god Fucking, release the glue.

Speaker 2

That's it. I'm gonna unload the glue gun.

Speaker 5

Just go in the woods, man.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna be so backed up, I'm creating like I'm making my own roofing shit for the apocalypse. You alright, you were gonna say something.

Speaker 5

Is he smoking a joint?

Speaker 2

What the fuck is he doing? Grabbing his fat lips?

Speaker 5

Just say it we gotta call an ambulance.

Speaker 2

What's going?

Speaker 5

on here.

Speaker 4

No, you don't want me to say it. Okay, nope, friendship's end, show's over.

Speaker 2

So if you guys haven't heard, go out and get your fire pokers.

Speaker 5

They're important, they have purpose.

Speaker 2

You're going to need that to fend off coyotes. You're going to need that to make Coyotes. Yeah, you're going to need that to get the quiche off the fire. Quiche, she's making quiche on the fire.

Speaker 5

Totally.

Speaker 4

Dude, if I have chickens, chickens, I'll make a fucking quiche fire poker. Added to go bag. Forget the batteries fire poker. I think next week I'm bringing my go bag here. Oh yeah, just in case nothing's happening. Next week, just in case yeah you're for the worst to happen.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm're for the worst to happen you know what, I'm not for the best to prevail.

Speaker 5

You know Like I'm not the worst to happen, but I don't think the best will prevail.

Speaker 4

Do you think Pat will get upset if I bring my gun next week?

Speaker 2

No, why would I get upset?

Speaker 5

I'm actually kind of disappointed.

Speaker 2

As long as it's not loaded.

Speaker 5

What's the point of having?

Speaker 4

one. If it's not loaded, I'm kind of disappointed Because, motherfucker the flowers.

Speaker 2

It's going to be erroneous discharge. I'm dead. You know it's happening. You drop that. Fucking MR Hits the floor Right in between Another two. Yeah, I catch it with this. I catch it with the gap. And that's it, and I'm like, oh my god, the curse is over. That's what I have to do in order to get rid of the curse.

Speaker 4

I hit Pat in the face with a hatchet to see if we could get another tooth out of there.

Speaker 6

Yeah, you're tempting fate after the flowers. I just realized that you keep saying shit's not happening. You're the last person I'm not saying shit's not happening, you're saying nothing's happening next week.

Speaker 2

I wouldn't say that if I were you? No, no, no. I have to be positive.

Speaker 4

It's hard to be Pat listens to Christian rock and practices positivity.

Speaker 2

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail, I would die for you, yeah.

Speaker 4

That's not Christian rock.

Speaker 2

It's totally way off the song, not even close to being the song I wanted to sing.

Speaker 4

Wasn't that a Prince song, I would die for you. Hey, hey.

Speaker 2

That was a good song, hello.

Speaker 5

Hello, hello.

Speaker 2

All right, it's time for us to go. As you can see, we just want to thank Mickey Blue Eyes For joining us. The White Rhino you know you could have talked a little bit more, but then when you got a little bossy about the scotch and shit, I'm like this guy.

Speaker 6

Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, no problem Big fan Arrow.

Speaker 3

I'm shiny. Thank you for having me, no problem, big fan.

Speaker 2

Thank you for joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, on another beautiful episode of the fucking Take a Deep Shelf. I can't even listen to that. That's just like.

Speaker 5

That's your line.

Speaker 2

Really that's your line, like that's your line.

Speaker 5

What no, I just could. It was because we've listened to it 6 000 times already. Is it because you had chinese food today?

Speaker 2

no, I haven't eaten well. I did well. Yeah, first of all, I do have beef and broccoli no, I got sweet and sour chicken. I just did not like the dumplings. The dumplings were not made, you know, like tight teenagers. You know what I'm talking about. What Excuse?

Speaker 4

me the dumplings.

Speaker 6

Yeah, what? You know what I'm talking about. All right, diddy.

Speaker 5

What.

Speaker 1

Whoa, we're going to get out of this real quick.

Speaker 2

Lion has to show the jackals. How old are you? Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us For another fucking ridiculous episode of the Take a Deep Show. Kevin can go fuck himself.

Speaker 6

Sponsored by.

Speaker 2

Sponsored by tightteenscom and Black Rhino. From the White Rhino Until next time.

Speaker 4

Take it deep.

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