Operation Rim Job Meets Geopolitics

The news feels like it’s written to keep you tense, and we lean straight into that feeling. We start with war anxiety and geopolitical tension, including Iran threats, fears about sleeper cells, and how fast “worst case” scenarios spread when nobody trusts the official story. From there we spiral into the bigger question that hangs over everything: if the world is this unstable, who is actually benefiting from it?

Oil prices and energy markets become our next rabbit hole. We talk about why conflict can send crude higher, why global chokepoints still matter even when the U.S. produces a ton of oil, and how market timing starts to look suspicious when politicians and insiders always seem to be ahead of the curve. That thread turns into a loud, unfiltered argument about political corruption, lobbying, Epstein-related mistrust, and why term limits and accountability keep getting talked about but never seem to arrive.

And because we’re us, the heavy stuff never stays heavy for long. We bounce into TikTok live weirdness, algorithm-fueled outrage, AI fears about systems getting beyond human control, and then the kind of stories you only tell with friends: buying meat in bulk, half-cow freezer math, Vegas benders, and gambling decisions that look insane in daylight. If you like comedy podcasts that mix current events, conspiracy talk, oil and war analysis, AI anxiety, and zero-polish honesty, you’ll feel right at home.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Voice Intros

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Brilliant. The idea guy. In this corner. Unpredictable. Unstoppable. I got a filter. And finally.

SPEAKER_06 1:05

Fire up on Friday.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

We gotta get out of camera here.

SPEAKER_06 1:10

You don't want to adjust the camera.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

Well, I gotta adjust my team.

SPEAKER_07 1:15

Emerging from the depths of the creative underworld.

SPEAKER_06 1:18

Oh, we're going two intros?

SPEAKER_07 1:19

Double intro.

SPEAKER_05 1:22

I didn't realize that first one was that short. Boy, what an ovation for this.

SPEAKER_07 1:47

And finally, it's great. The architect of this disorder. The ringleader of this dysfunctional family picnic. Bonnie Flame!

SPEAKER_02 2:01

Let's go.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

It's too nonchalant.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

I like his voice though. That's too nonchalant. No, no. So the let's go. Like, the let's go needs to pop more. But his voice was great.

SPEAKER_05 2:14

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Yeah, I like the voice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:17

It's kind of what we said about Kevin when he first got on microphone.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

Yeah. That's what drew you guys in.

SPEAKER_05 2:22

I got hard the first time I drew on the microphone. I remember gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

I remember you got the ladies from Jersey and they liked Kevin's voice.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Hey, Kathy. Hey, Kathy.

SPEAKER_06 2:32

Haven't had a return phone call since.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Yeah, no. I thought maybe I get like a Facebook message or something. Maybe a friend request or something. No, then.

SPEAKER_05 2:39

No. Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

No, no.

SPEAKER_05 2:42

No, just a restraining one.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

I was saying.

SPEAKER_05 2:44

Nothing crazy. Well, at least it's acknowledged. Sir, sir. How many times have you said that? Oh, that's not stalking. Hey Yamber!

SPEAKER_06 2:54

That's not stalking.

SPEAKER_05 2:56

Oh my god. It was hilarious, though. It was actually uh that was a good time. That was and we figured it out. They were uh they were on the wrong.

SPEAKER_06 3:05

That's surprising. Well, on the wrong about what?

SPEAKER_05 3:08

Uh, because they were like blaming us for I mean I got I understand I can understand where the the blame comes because we are not tech savvy. And we couldn't hear we couldn't hear their microphone.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

We're getting there, we'll call you back.

SPEAKER_05 3:20

So I was like, oh fuck it, let me test it out one day. So I tested it out the other day, and there's a fucking if you scroll up a little bit, it says click fucking phone microphone so they can hear you through the thing. Oh but no, we look like assholes. You know, you learn a new thing every day. No, you don't. I forget six things and learn one. Yeah, bitches. No.

SPEAKER_06 3:42

It is what it is.

SPEAKER_05 3:46

So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fine episode of The Take It Deep Show. Um, I don't know if you've noticed uh whoever's watching right now how how uh I'm kinda on this armrest over here, avoiding this whole area over here. I'm not feeling low in the love seat. It is hard to love you in the love seat.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

I mean, Billy looks comfortable. You look a little like Billy's comfortable.

SPEAKER_05 4:10

Billy's looking his hog's out, he's ready to go.

SPEAKER_06 4:13

I was gonna say, straight up. Will you two have a problem if Billy takes his dick out and puts it on your pants?

SPEAKER_05 4:19

I would have a problem with that. No one's worried about what you're doing. I would have a problem with that.

SPEAKER_02 4:23

What are you gonna do with it?

SPEAKER_05 4:25

No, how about Billy gives Kevin a Roman war helmet?

SPEAKER_02 4:29

No, we're not we're not like that.

SPEAKER_05 4:31

What's a Roman war helmet on? Uh when the guy's sack is on the forehead and the shaft is down the middle.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Yeah, I can't believe you've never heard that.

SPEAKER_05 4:42

You never heard that? No, because I've Shut the fuck up, Billy.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

I know because I have a whole shitload of things I put out there. Yeah, I didn't see that one. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

Dude, I would have thought something like that happened at like fucking football camp. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:56

Or you could just stand up and tap his tap his head in the spot. Little tappy tappy.

SPEAKER_05 5:03

So big big Billy uh came to visit the studio today.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Um you think the new digs? I like it. I like it. It's cozy. Right?

SPEAKER_06 5:13

It's a little more comfortable than the previous setup.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

I think it is. He's been on a few times.

SPEAKER_05 5:17

Yeah, he's got a good each time splendid. Splendid. No, no controversy anytime about that. No, no, no, no, no. There'll probably be controversial.

SPEAKER_06 5:27

At which point we'll hijack the show.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

There's gonna, I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna give you guys a couple of red flags I feel coming on. There's gonna be a racial slur somewhere or somehow, but it's not gonna be in derogatory manner. So we're gonna have fun with this.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

It's all for entertainment purposes, right?

SPEAKER_05 5:43

This is for laughing.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

Like we say that and we're all good, right?

SPEAKER_05 5:46

Um Can you get that? Can we write that down, send it to the lawyer so we can get that in disclaimer?

SPEAKER_02 5:50

No, isn't that what everybody says on their on their videos? Yeah, just TikToks and shit like this for entertainment purses, purposes. Purses. For purses whenever they're talking about something uh controversial, you know?

SPEAKER_06 6:03

Controversial.

SPEAKER_02 6:04

Controversial.

SPEAKER_05 6:06

Um like San Isan Jockey acceptable?

SPEAKER_02 6:10

That's rough. Here we go. That's it's not too bad. It's not the worst. Goat fucker. I mean, that could apply to many. True.

SPEAKER_05 6:19

Did you ever you ever see that uh it's very true? That scene, that scene that in um in the the the fucking series with with Dennis Leary uh as a firefighter? Oh my god, why am I forgetting this?

SPEAKER_02 6:33

911. No. Um Rescue 911.

SPEAKER_05 6:36

Rescue 911. Uh Rescue Me.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

Rescue Me. Rescue Me. Um Goodwork, good teamwork. Good teamwork, fellas.

SPEAKER_05 6:43

I don't know where I was going with that. What was I where was I going with that? Dennis Leary, go ahead. You ever see that? Oh, you ever see that that scene where they're taking um like sensitivity and like harassment course, and all you hear is spic, whopp. Uh they're going back and forth. No, how come I say the good one? The classics. Say the good one. The end bomb. Oh. Oh, yeah. And that was mentioned too, but I'm not. I can't. What?

SPEAKER_02 7:08

What you oh I don't know why I can say that one now either.

SPEAKER_05 7:13

But nowadays, I'm sitting there thinking I can say it. You said digger wrong.

SPEAKER_04 7:22

I said digger.

SPEAKER_05 7:24

You know what? Like, no, I have to second guess my decision of bringing you here. It's ridiculous. Well, now I feel here. Well, that's okay. That's what I was trying to mention earlier, is I'm hugging this right side. I'm concerned for myself if I cross over this center line.

SPEAKER_02 7:41

Do you want the vibe?

SPEAKER_06 7:43

You ever see a fucking Venus flytrap just come, you know. I don't think your dick will fit on Billy's leg.

SPEAKER_05 7:49

I'm scared for I'm right now, I'm like a scared turtle because he does. It's it's awkward. It's awkward. That's right. Just wait. Stop that. Don't ever do that again. I will fucking kill you, Billy.

SPEAKER_06 8:00

There's there's certainly one alpha.

SPEAKER_05 8:01

I don't care how fucking big you are, you big monkey. I will fucking kill you. So the more and more I see it, all right. This is the world we live in today, unfortunately. And it's not a good one. It's not. I there's times I wake up, I I know it it's a simulation. I'm just going with it. Go with the flow. Same thing over and over again. It's gonna be the Truman show. We're gonna walk into the fucking horizon, hit a wall.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

It's all fucking live TV. Lay it out, fat Neo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:33

Thanks, man. I love that. Actually, I do like that. I do like it. Who are you? Fat Neo, motherfucker. Yeah, I like that. I'm gonna accept that. See? Then I'm gonna become a. I didn't mean it derogatory.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

A little bit. PH A T.

SPEAKER_05 8:49

So the more and more stuff I've seen in the past week, based upon what's going on in Iran, um, Alex Jones, you know, big time conspiracy theorist, but he has been pretty much so so called. Yeah, he's been pretty much right with everything. And he gets this information months and or years before it's it's in fruition.

SPEAKER_02 9:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:17

And I'm like, who is his information guy that knows this?

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Yeah, honestly, who cares? Like, keep him anonymous. Oh keep the info coming.

SPEAKER_05 9:27

But there's threats from Iran. Well, first of all, let's let's back up a little bit. There's close to 30,000 Iranian sleeper cells that are unaccounted for.

SPEAKER_06 9:44

In the United States.

SPEAKER_05 9:45

Within the US.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

How do they get that number?

SPEAKER_05 9:48

I don't know. That's why I'm like, why so specific?

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Like if they if they have a number, how are they unaccounted for? Because we got a little bit of a list.

SPEAKER_05 9:56

You figure that yeah, you're yeah, you have a number if that means they know where they all are.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Right.

SPEAKER_06 10:00

And then actually Or they knew where they were.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

Right. Right. Yeah. Something. They knew something. So they're not really unaccounted for. Or did they?

SPEAKER_04 10:09

I mean, I trust our government unequivocally. Check police. They would never lie to us about anything.

SPEAKER_05 10:18

Now, like, you wonder what kills me is like, because we've like the whole like support for Trump being in office. Listen, I'd I'd rather have him than anybody else to be honest with you. But there have been some questionable things that he's decided to go through with that has been pretty much detrimental to a lot of shit that's going on within the US. And I'm like, why is um Nanyahoo always around? They told the US that they're going to bomb Iran. It's gonna happen this night, and it's either you're with us or you're not. If you're not, we will tend to probably use nuclear weapons on them. Unless you help us. So Israel strong arms the US to get involved into the fucking war. What do we get out of it? We don't get anything out of it. That's what I'm saying. What's what's the reason we're even getting fucking involved in it? It's the fucking oil. Money. Oh, it's the money. It's the yeah, it's definitely fucking money. There's there's gotta be there's definitely something else going on. Because here's what I don't understand. We just took over Venezuela, correct?

SPEAKER_02 11:23

So there's I don't think we I don't think we took it over.

SPEAKER_05 11:26

I totally forgot about it. Yeah, but but but I mean but but I mean as far as we were there.

SPEAKER_04 11:29

As far as as far as they co- We did something. As far as them cooperating with us, we have access to their crude, if I'm not mistaken.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

So then why is it then, and we only get what is it, only like five percent of our oil comes from Iran or something like that?

SPEAKER_02 11:44

It's not it's not like a huge amount, but I know. Okay, so timeout. Like the U.S. is an exporter of oil. Like we produce enough oil to sustain ourselves. Right. Number one. Go on.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

We yeah. So yeah, that being said, we shouldn't have to we shouldn't have to bother with anybody else in general.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:02

And then so then, okay, so we have a cheddar. The Iran, the Iran thing going on, okay. So we have, like Kevin said, we have our own shit, so why don't we just use ours? And then then Venezuela's working with us, so we can get oil from them. Why are we worried about the Strait of Hamous? Or the whatever is that's that's the name of it? That channel controls Hermuz.

SPEAKER_04 12:22

Hermuz. But it controls that. That's the world. But I said we can independently operate on our own.

SPEAKER_05 12:28

So and that's I think that's the overall question. Like, if we can do it, it is I don't know, it's not it's not humanitarian. Don't even tell us. No, I guess it's it's because everybody's hand is in the fucking cookie jar.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

Right.

SPEAKER_05 12:40

Yes, everybody is getting paid at each fucking level, no matter what. The fact that you have the money of like, listen, I'm gonna give you$150,000. Uh, what you're gonna do is we're gonna make up a story about blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_06 12:57

It's everybody's fucking This is where politics is all bullshit.

SPEAKER_05 13:03

I don't trust any politician anymore.

SPEAKER_06 13:05

And it's all the same. I don't care what side of the aisle you're on. Same bird. This is all about money. And there's certain people getting paid today that are gonna come back and owe a favor later.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Yeah.

Oil Prices And Political Trades

SPEAKER_06 13:19

And that's all this is.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

What would I like a list of I would like a list of the countries that import oil only that don't export oil at all. I wanna I I would like a list of those countries. There's gonna be little countries. Um it's probably like China.

SPEAKER_06 13:37

This hurts China, you know, like this operation hurts China. Who are the biggest things?

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Like, who are the big importers of oil? Because those are the people that are driving up the cost of oil. You know, it's not that, you know, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 13:51

What's it what's that a barrel now? Because last week it was at$84. Oh, it's over a hundred. Yeah, I think it's buy it a buck twenty this morning. It's at least. And that's but here's the thing. The reason for that is people within the government knows this is going to happen. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna invest money of their own.

SPEAKER_02 14:10

Oh, dude, I knew this was gonna happen. Like as soon as it happened, you knew all those it's military company. It's probably gonna spike at like 145. I don't think it'll break 150. Like it'll spike around one high 140s and it'll go back down as soon as this straightens out.

SPEAKER_06 14:27

You know, what's what's Pelosi trading? Because that'll tell you exactly where the money flows.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

Well, there's a website, there's an actual app for that.

SPEAKER_06 14:33

Yes, there is.

SPEAKER_05 14:34

I'm actually it's uh I'm thinking about jumping onto it just to fucking throw some money in there and see what the fuck happens with it.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

Dude, you you could buy oil right now and you you'll still make a killing. Like it's gonna go to almost 150. Of course it is.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

Dude, I had a dude, I had a dude, uh, my old um um operations manager, Steven, the gay kid. He during like his breaks and everything, he had he was really good at market stuff. He was day trading, he showed me something, and I'm sitting there, he's like, he starts like a box, he's like, This is this. I was like, what's that? And he explains the possibility of this happening and blah blah blah. And then this is this. Oh, you see this peak over here? It's gonna predict over here that it's gonna go up. So this is when we buy. And he makes fucking dough. He he's like, I'll put in 500 bucks, I'll see what it does for the day, pull it out. If I lose it, I lose it. Whatever I make, I invest more in.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Yeah. Like I wish I had money to invest in oil because investing in penny stock.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

My brain like my brain was melting because I was trying to understand it, like the graphs and shit. For people who fucking do that, no, uh that's why it's like a high, isn't it? A highly suicide rate as a fucking Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:48

Yeah, if you lose a shit, you're literally dying on the edge. No, maybe I should be that then. When you're really doing it, it's fucking millions of dollars. It's no one's not five hundred, it's not a thousand, it's not five thousand. You're fucking around with millions of dollars. No, and you're either walking away with millions or you're fucked in the ass. Like Pat's gonna be in a little while.

SPEAKER_05 16:11

Well, when you said that, I was like, Billy. I puckered up. So it's a little scary over here. But the the big thing, the scary thing of the whole thing uh of the whole war going on and whatnot, is the chitter chatter of possible possible nuclear missiles being launched.

SPEAKER_06 16:37

As long as they stay in the Middle East, who cares?

SPEAKER_02 16:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

Well, there's been threats upon the US from Iran now.

SPEAKER_02 16:45

They can't reach us.

SPEAKER_06 16:46

Of course they are.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

But they they can't reach us.

SPEAKER_06 16:48

But did you see Iran?

SPEAKER_02 16:50

If they can reach us, it's from somebody.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

But you gotta you gotta you're forgetting them. Thirty thousand missing supposedly supposedly cells. Yeah, but Iran is all Iran is also thrown.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Oh, so you're talking like dirty bomb. Like you're talking like dirty bomb. I didn't see that happening. Reason why not like ICBM.

SPEAKER_05 17:11

No, no.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Right.

SPEAKER_05 17:13

Reason why I think that is I think ever since after 9-11, there there's been a time where everybody feels so fucking safe. Right? And that it's not safe. Who? Yeah, who like after 9-11? After 9-11? Oh, you felt safe after 9-11. After 9-11, like when they put the necessary whatever fucking precautions in.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

But we have now since 9-11, bro.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

But I'm saying authority-wise, has it like how the police can't arrest people. So people are gonna be fucking doing and going over and fucking creating as much as a riot as possible, but nothing ever gets done about it.

SPEAKER_06 17:50

Well, again, I I hate to say this, but 9-11 was done by the Americans.

Border Security And Trafficking Claims

SPEAKER_02 17:54

But I know this.

SPEAKER_05 17:56

Well, I don't know if it that that, but I do believe over the past few years, some of our security um you know procedures aren't the whole border thing when you're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

Like that's nuts. When you think about what what happened and what they let in, and the amount of fucking children with blind eyes, just like well, and then we we get called like you know, like it was tickets to a music festival. You know, just come on in.

SPEAKER_05 18:29

Yeah, you know, you know, the and we're and we're racist or Islamophobes or all this shit, but it's it's true. Even though 9-11 was probably definitely America knew about it, there's no doubt about that.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Like you remember the video of that guy, oh you're gonna know who I am, like the the guy coming in over the border.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

Oh yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, and he was a fucking high-ranking uh he was a high-ranking dude in the fucking cartel. Yeah.

unknown 18:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

And he was he was he was oh he they I believe they got him. But this motherfucker was a a prime like killing machine. Yeah, cart.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

He's on a list. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

And he's literally told a dude who was videoing him, he's like, Yo, you'll know who I am. And a couple days later he gets snatched up.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

Yeah, but like those people crossing the border, and like not all of them made videos.

SPEAKER_06 19:19

I would like I would like to propose I would like to propose the same wood chipper for these people coming over the border as we use for the well, no one's coming over now, man.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

They haven't come over in a long time.

SPEAKER_06 19:31

Nope, not for a hot minute. Yeah, it's uh I'm sure actually no, I take that back. I'm sure there are. It's just not as free and easy as it was. No, I I think like um Oh, I still I still think there's fucking containers of fucking illegals. I still think fucking illegals are fucking built.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

Dude, containers, how about that place in Westchester, dude? Fuck dude, could could fuck you. Speaking about containers of people, what about that place in Westchester? Oh, that so did you hear about this?

SPEAKER_05 20:05

Is that legit? No, yeah, the it's that's actually an older story because they just got they just got convicted.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Yeah. Yeah, it was like last year, like a year and a half ago.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

To do real estate company who uh dealt with mansions down in Westchester.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

Somebody uh it was um a young it was it was like an HVAC guy going in on a repair to this like estate. So this gigantic like$13 million estate in Westchester. I forget what town it was, Scarsdale or whatever. Scarsdale Rye, one of them.

SPEAKER_07 20:38

Um house was huge.

SPEAKER_02 20:39

But uh when he did his thing, like he he noticed like this steel door with like a electronic fucking numbered padlock looking like it was on Star Trek looking thing, you know. And he thought he heard voices and he went to the cops and shit.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

Went to the cops. Well, actually went to the FBI, you know. The FBI was intrigued by it and they surveyed him for a month.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Like an investigation and stuff, and and then bang that like over four hundred four hundred fucking kids. People in a basement, like just like trafficked.

SPEAKER_05 21:12

Get the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:14

And they were brought there, I believe it was brought by West Real. It was a real estate company doing that.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Do you think any of them were on the any of them were on those planes that were flying in here when fucking they were letting them in over the border? Remember those stories?

SPEAKER_05 21:28

Oh yeah. The night flights in the white in the white planes?

SPEAKER_02 21:31

Like that could be a real thing. That could be a connection.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

We just fly in midnight so no one sees. Well, why is that? Nobody sees.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

That's it. And nobody noticed all these people either. Maybe they're in the middle of the day. Fuck you in your sarcasm, Billy. You know.

SPEAKER_05 21:44

I'll think you who tough you are. Can you not touch me?

SPEAKER_06 21:49

Please stop touching me. No, come on. Come on, Billy.

SPEAKER_05 21:53

Uncomfortable as it is. You should have a conversation with Satan, is what you should have. Hey, L. You ever watch movies with gladiators? I can't I can't see your head because it's in your shoulders. What? You ever watch movies right now? Sure.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

Speaking of turtles.

SPEAKER_05 22:12

Phil, put your thumb. Put your thumb in his mouth.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Go like this.

SPEAKER_05 22:16

Real quick. See if that works. But the see how we go to Albuquerque and then we come back to the series. So God, we are the like. But we are the only podcast that will call you back. Remember that.

unknown 22:28

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 22:29

All right.

SPEAKER_06 22:30

At the end of the day. Are you is anybody concerned at all?

SPEAKER_05 22:35

Do you have any um do you think anything as extreme as a nuclear bomb andor uh you know, dirty bomb or sleeper cell fucking mass shooting? Can you see that happening? 100%.

SPEAKER_04 22:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 22:52

Not so much a nuclear bomb. I can see dirty bombs and mass shootings and shit. So there's already happening. Yeah, yeah. And these people, these people are getting more and more brazen. You're right? Is he wearing suspenders to keep up his pants?

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Did you see suspenders?

SPEAKER_05 23:10

I don't know. With the clips? I know. He walks around. It looks like a baby gorilla's ass. He's always had that ass. Shelf ass. With like tight pants. His nuts must be killing him. Did you hear did you hear him shit? You good? You alright? What happened?

unknown 23:36

When dad calls when I tell him I'm going to do a show.

SPEAKER_06 23:38

Oh shit. You gotta answer the phone just in case.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

What was it for?

SPEAKER_06 23:44

It was something super important, Pat.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

What's the Wi-Fi password? I got a new phone. I'm picking up. Do we have uh we have those those sponges with the scrubbers on the back? Where are those? Did you eat the Genoa? I'm looking for the Genoa. It's not there. I know I had more mutts than this.

Buying Meat In Bulk

SPEAKER_06 24:07

He fucking kills me. Supposed to be picking up a hundred pounds of meat from a butcher tomorrow. You're supposed to go pick it up tomorrow. Right. He said, Yeah, George called me and said, could we do it Sunday in Brewster instead of tomorrow? It was a burning issue right now. Yes! Fucking yes! Fine.

SPEAKER_02 24:27

Well, what uh what kind of cuts are you getting?

SPEAKER_06 24:28

I'm getting 60 pounds of beef.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

So right if I use the body wash in the morning?

SPEAKER_06 24:33

Couple uh some steaks.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Ground beef. Yeah, 60 pounds of ground beef.

SPEAKER_06 24:38

No, no, 60 pounds of beef.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Well, what?

SPEAKER_06 24:40

Ground beef, steaks, would you would you buy a cow? Uh I was gonna buy a uh like a half a cow. Right. But he said it it he's not even doing that anymore. Or right now it's just not doesn't make sense for him money-wise.

SPEAKER_05 24:54

Say that again. A half a cow? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

Oh, dude, half a cow. You were gonna buy a half a cow? Dude, a half a cow is a lot of meat, bro.

SPEAKER_06 25:03

I know.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

Like you get a half I think he'll be fine.

SPEAKER_05 25:06

What's the price on something like that? It's like 25, 3,000, right?

SPEAKER_02 25:09

No, probably like 15. 15?

SPEAKER_06 25:11

Probably 15. Or for the half. So I did I did 60 pounds of of vegan. Fucking poor cows, man. And I didn't get a box of pork chops, sausage, bacon, and uh chicken thighs. Nice.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

So that's where'd you get it from?

SPEAKER_06 25:25

Uh, this guy, my my dad knows has a farm and does, you know, it's all fresh kill.

SPEAKER_05 25:31

Right, yeah. Fresh kill trafficking. What was the price tag? Uh you don't mind me asking.

SPEAKER_06 25:35

It was about a grand. For all that? Yeah. Oh shit.$11 a pound is not terrible.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

That should last you too.

SPEAKER_06 25:42

Well, that's the point.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

Yeah. That's better than the store meat, store shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:47

All grass fed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

I'm actually ready for the Bill Gates plastic. You have a big freezer? I'm waiting for the Bill Gates plastic meat and butter.

SPEAKER_05 25:53

Fucking put it put a body in there.

SPEAKER_02 25:55

Those like things are on my TikTok algorithm. Like these have these half cows and like you know, what? Butcher type things. Like, hey, we want to I was wondering if you guys want the loin and thirteen hundred for a half cow.

SPEAKER_05 26:13

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

You know, that they always say, like, hey, there's you know, there's a lot of meat. Make sure you, you know, you have enough room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:20

How many, like, how many pounds would you get average of of like uh a half a cow? How many pounds do you think?

SPEAKER_06 26:28

It depend it it depends what you're what you're asking them for.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Depends on the cow. I want the whole thing. Yeah, like I'm getting.

SPEAKER_06 26:35

I'm getting steak, I'm getting short ribs, I'm getting a roast, couple of roasts. So I you know, I gotta see how it all how it all shakes out.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

Is it the first time you're doing it?

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Yes. Okay. Yeah. I've been dying to pull a trigger on something like that, but I I'd need to you're gonna I need a better setup before I'm gonna get several more barbers than this shit. I'm gonna need a bigger freezer. Yes. Like I got I got a little drop freezer down here that holds like fucking like ice cream treats. You know.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

Come with a half cow.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Yeah, I gotta put I gotta hold it.

SPEAKER_05 27:07

I gotta put together the outdoor. Oh my god, everybody speak fucking style, somebody one at a time. Sorry about it. Jesus! It's like fucking three Vitani children I'm hanging out with.

SPEAKER_03 27:17

I watched Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

I watched that build and I lost for so long.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

He's sitting here, like with a huge grin on my face, and I'm fucking on him.

SPEAKER_06 27:31

I'm gonna bait this.

SPEAKER_05 27:33

I'm gonna keep baiting it.

SPEAKER_06 27:34

You know what? Like his heads were moving. I just started watching.

SPEAKER_05 27:38

Yeah, I'm gonna fucking say something. Fucking cocksuckers. It's like I have three corkies from eight is enough. That's what it's like. Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_06 27:47

Yeah. What was what was the song we played last week about swimming?

Old Comedy And TikTok Culture

SPEAKER_02 27:51

Oh, Special Olympics. Have you seen Stephen Lynch?

SPEAKER_05 27:57

Have you ever heard the song? Steven Lynch, I heard that name in a while.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

Yeah. Yeah, he's hysterical.

SPEAKER_05 28:06

Watson.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

It's called Dude, the fact that you just pulled that out of air that night was this fantastic. I haven't heard thinking? I hadn't heard that song in like 15 years, man.

SPEAKER_05 28:20

Dude, you know what I was listening to the other day? The Jerky Boys.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

Oh, shit. The classics.

SPEAKER_05 28:25

That's my ex-wife's cousin. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He was a fucking piece of shit, that little fucking rat.

SPEAKER_06 28:31

That makes a lot of sense.

SPEAKER_05 28:32

I think he was shorter than Maddie. Huh? Might have been. I don't know. But he was a douche. Listen here, jerky. I don't know if he was a douche or I was a douche. I was like, I was like, chisel chest?

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Those tapes are great.

SPEAKER_05 28:46

Frank Rizzo. Fucking opera. Should I bring my shoes and my glasses so I have them? I can drive the shit out of that truck. Walking down the stairs and shoes. Think about it. Like there's there's like so many like little uh little quotes from each fucking phone call that they did. That's funny.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Yeah, wrap your head with a fucking ratchet.

SPEAKER_05 29:07

How much you bench? What do you mean how much I bench?

SPEAKER_06 29:10

Took them pounds, baby. Oh, back in the day with a rotary phone. Rotary phone.

SPEAKER_05 29:15

I had that fucking thing on cassette. Wish I could have fucking made money on prank phone calls. I should have thought of that one.

SPEAKER_06 29:21

Do you realize that if we would have taken a camera with us around back in the day before fucking the real world? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:28

Oh, dude, if we had YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 29:31

It'd be hell. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

YouTube. No, no, no. Here's YouTube at Ninim.

SPEAKER_03 29:37

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 29:38

As uh Ninim.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

YouTube at Ninham.

SPEAKER_06 29:43

A lot more jail time and a lot less certifications.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

That's just part one.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

As popular as YouTube is now.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

That's just part one.

SPEAKER_05 29:49

If it started back then, it would have been so fucking grotesque from growing up. And they would never have actually become YouTube. That's how bad it was.

SPEAKER_06 30:00

That probably should have happened. It would have been better for everyone.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

There'd be like 96 felonies charged to people.

SPEAKER_05 30:07

Much like everything else, we ruined it again. Sorry. Sorry. And no, every time I touch something, it turns to shit. Whatever. Yeah, that'd be fun. That would have been fucking crazy. I'm done. Dude, you gotta see all the shit that's on. The fucking shit that's on TikTok that people watch and it's live is mind-boggling to me. Fuck those. If you go through the live shit and you're just in there next to it, it's probably the most some of some of them be the most boring shit in the world. Nobody talking. Right.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

It's just somebody in the camera. Someone doing Lego.

SPEAKER_06 30:43

I'm not even gonna lie to you. I've yet Hi John from San Diego. I've yet to find something live that interests me enough to watch it.

SPEAKER_05 30:49

But what surprises me is if you look up and watch how many people are viewing the fucking live stream.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Yeah, like 2,000. I'm like, you know, 5,000, 30,000.

SPEAKER_06 31:03

I mean, and then and then there's us. Five. Either right.

SPEAKER_05 31:07

Well, I'm big on the people who do the human pony shows. We should start doing those. Uh Ben. Hobby horse. Ben, if you're listening. You're talking hobby horse? Yeah. Hobby horse people.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

Just pretend to be a horse.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

Uh, super fan Ben, if you're listening, Billy wants you to be his horse. Hobby horse. Hobby horse. And you gotta wear your uh mother-in-law's vibrating panties. I dress as a baby in my spare time. People feed me a bottle and change my diaper. Pat. Not again, Billy.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

Last time you shit so much. Oh, up your back.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

I'm having, I'm sorry, I'm having uh I'm having flashbacks of when Ryder was a baby. He shit one time, dude, and it was it fucking went all the way up his back to the back of his head. I'm like, that's physically impossible. And it was the worst smelling sh dirty tary shit ever. Here's but now here's the problem. This is so you didn't you didn't tighten diaper enough time. Oh, I dry yeah, I was going, oh, oh, it was so bad. It was mixed with green and black, it was awful. See, you don't hear about fetishes like this in like other countries where people pretend to be horses or babies. What the the furries? You're talking about furries? Yeah, just just adults acting. It's like, look at these people.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

I saw I saw one of the things. Pretending to jump over a jump with a horse head on a skin. You know, like those fucking people. Like what?

SPEAKER_03 32:43

It's not even meant.

SPEAKER_05 32:44

And then there's people out there going, yeah, I was just gonna say that.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Like they're all in the Epstein file. There was a guardian. Every one of those fuckers are in the Epstein files. Guaranteed.

SPEAKER_06 32:54

My son ever came home with that and beat him in the head with it. There was a serious mental illness in the United States.

SPEAKER_05 33:00

Yes. There was a chick who is dressed like a cat. Oh, it's entertaining as shit, but it's like curling. But they should be like disposable fucking diapers, like, okay, good, goodbye. Off the cliff you go. But there was a there was a chick dressed as a cat, and she like there was another group of people dressed like cats, but she rolled over and like everybody just fucking went crazy. I was like, What is this? What is this? Again, what the fuck is this shit? Why are you so old around younger people who want to be furry, you dirty bastard? Three words.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

Your algorithm is industrial wood chipper.

SPEAKER_06 33:39

That's it. No, we need a purge, we need government to stop everything from the city. You gotta do our Kim Jong-un. We gotta get rid of some of these fucking people.

SPEAKER_05 33:49

Oh, fucking kill the three fucking pedophiles? No, no. That was China who did that. They're jet plane and they used that they used the fucking guns on uh on somebody to kill them. Who? What it's who was he killing? Kim Jong-un. Back in the like forever ago. Was he killing a hobby horse convention? No, one of a fucking person in North Korea.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

Not not the dude now, but the father before. Yeah, the father before. Right, right. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

So somebody broke the law. They brought him to firing squad. Firing squad was a fucking like F-16 ammunition.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

I was just a fucking MS. I I believe it.

SPEAKER_06 34:26

You know why? Well, you know why? That's what that's what we do. Because if you put eight North Koreans with rifles in their hands, I mean they can't even see what the fuck they're looking at. They're never hit. Hi.

unknown 34:40

What?

SPEAKER_02 34:40

They have to wait till sundown and shoot east.

SPEAKER_06 34:43

Hi! I can't see.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

Oh, you make all my family.

SPEAKER_06 34:47

I'm sorry, Jizpaws. You want to talk to me? Is Jizpaws North Korean?

SPEAKER_02 34:52

That's why they had to build a wall.

SPEAKER_06 34:55

I had a lot of things.

SPEAKER_05 34:58

What the fuck did you just say? Here we go. It's you know who they are? They're the disruptive clowns. You're gonna have to just relisten to the crazy. They're the disruptive clowns in the back of the fucking room in high school.

SPEAKER_06 35:09

Like, hey Ansel, shut up.

SPEAKER_05 35:16

I was always in front of class. I was. It was good. It was good. I didn't hear it. You can re-listen to this.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

No, no. Edded that right now. It was really good. Sorry. It should be on a shirt. Say something about the Jews. It should be on a t-shirt, man.

SPEAKER_06 35:33

Paddo relistened to this when he doesn't put it on Spotify. Yeah.

unknown 35:37

That's right.

SPEAKER_06 35:40

Thank you for catching up.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

Sorry, sorry. I'm a bourbon delay now. Um by myself.

SPEAKER_05 35:47

Like I'm thirsty.

unknown 35:49

Abdul.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

No, no, we're not there yet. We're not there. That's what all terrorists say. Yeah, we're at war, dude. We're at war. We're not there yet.

unknown 35:57

We're not there yet.

SPEAKER_05 36:02

We know it's coming.

SPEAKER_04 36:07

That's such a great movie. Oh. America Turka. Turka Turka.

unknown 36:14

Turka Turka Turka.

SPEAKER_04 36:17

I just watched that with my son the other day. Oh, yeah. Oh, stop. I swear to God. That's such a great movie. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 36:26

Classic. Absolute classic. The sex scenes are great in it, too. Wait, wait. It's funny you say that. You ever see the um that movie that came out recently, but it was Muppets, but it was different Muppets. It was a guy who was a fucking detective. And you ever he it looks like he's shooting loads all over his office? Oh. You know what I'm talking about. And it's another puppet, like another chick.

SPEAKER_04 36:48

Oh, you hear he's like, oh he's a P he's a P.I. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

You ever see this shit? Yeah. Oh. Time out. Do tell. Yeah, take a sip, man. I'm trying to remember. I gotta remember specifically the name of the movie. Um shit. I don't know. What what movie?

SPEAKER_06 37:13

The movie. Well, you would know what he's talking about. Obviously, right now.

SPEAKER_05 37:18

He knows exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, the PI? Yeah, yeah. And it's like puppets? Yeah. Dude. Like marionettes? No, like Muppet puppets. Like Muppet puppets. Oh, okay. Oh, dude. Hilarious. Dude, this shit is one of the funny things.

SPEAKER_02 37:37

Like guys my.

SPEAKER_05 37:38

It's with the puppets, but it's with like with human beings, too. It's fucking great. Yeah, I guess. Okay. Fucking great. If anybody can research Muppin movie a few years back. No. No.

SPEAKER_04 37:57

I like uh I like when they show the with the the trunks, the trunks all fucking up. It's ducker ducker. Ducker ducker ducker. Ducker mahom. Ducker ducker.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

The best is like the makeup on the puppets, like the hair on the face. Yeah, it's like patchy looking.

SPEAKER_08 38:21

What?

SPEAKER_02 38:22

The Team America. Oh my god. When he's dressed up like a business. It looks like it's taped on. And he's going Durka Durka. You know, he's got like a patchy fucking beard.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

It's looking like it's taped on, but it looks like it's coming off from the top.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:36

That was a great movie, dude. They said that to that too.

SPEAKER_04 38:38

It's like they don't know what to say, and they just go, Durka?

SPEAKER_02 38:42

Durka, Durka, Durka, Durka.

SPEAKER_05 38:52

You can't release that movie. Fucking. You wouldn't be able to release that movie now.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Oh, sure. You can't. They did that. I guess it is kind of long ago.

SPEAKER_05 39:00

When's the last time you've seen like a racy movie?

SPEAKER_06 39:05

Scary movie coming out.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

I can't wait to see that. I'm glad they're trying to protest. That's actually because people are fucking protesting. Fucking bald as sacks. I was like, you know. Take your blue hair, pregnant man, fucking sit out of here.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Don't you guys know you guys are not a thing anymore? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:23

Whoever's complaining about that.

SPEAKER_02 39:25

Let's fucking get out of here.

SPEAKER_05 39:27

Whoever's complaining about it, it's just seriously, fucking let your balls drop a little bit. You know. Think twice about it.

SPEAKER_06 39:38

Because you're fucking assholes. Half of them are guys that think they're women. Their balls can't drop any further, Pat.

SPEAKER_05 39:44

Dude, I don't want to my algorithm is so fucked up. There's this Italian. I think I've sent a copy of the phone. I'll show you my algorithm. No Italian guy. You see. Oh, sorry, Pat. You see a chick, this is getting like fucked, dude. Like my brain is melting. You see a fat chick with a young girl with a computer and she smashes it, and she like the mother starts screaming at her, like freaking out. And then it cuts to the Italian guy, and he's like, I bet you if it was a fucking donut, you wouldn't have thrown it. You fucking reton. Oh, is that the dude in his car all the time?

SPEAKER_04 40:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:24

There are a number of buzzwords to use with the God.

SPEAKER_05 40:34

And some of his shit is is pushing the envelope too, which is awesome. He's got the black hair, right? Yeah, slick back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the face, he's like, yeah. What? What do you fucking retard? There was one, then there was another one. He's like, well, look at you. Fucking retard. Who's fucking you? Yeah. That one was great. That one was great. First of all, who's fucking you? Bill. Did he just look over at me when I saw that? Hey, listen. I felt like peering eyes. Stop looking at me like a fucking owl. Phil, stop stroking it. I've had a couple of hotties. I've had a bunch of messes too, so that's whatever.

SPEAKER_04 41:24

I've had gonnery a couple times.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

I feel like Pat's dominating the halfway point there with the elbow. Like I feel like Billy should assert more.

SPEAKER_05 41:33

Well, my comfortable position is this. You know what I think you should do? Shut the fuck up. How's that sound? Sound good to you? Yeah. I'm even more comfortable.

SPEAKER_06 41:41

Get your fucking leg off me, Billy. Fucking play those games. All of a sudden, my recliner is not so bad.

SPEAKER_05 41:50

Do you want to switch?

SPEAKER_06 41:51

Nope. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 41:53

Quick question. Say you went camping with your with your friends and shit, right? Next morning you woke up, your ass was all sore, and Vaseline all over it. Would you tell anybody? Well, I wouldn't be one with a sore asshole.

SPEAKER_04 42:05

Can you just like I'm answering? Should I walk into the show? Yeah, I would actually.

SPEAKER_05 42:13

So go camping? Yeah, you want to go camping? Sure. That feels really weird talking about those right now. It feels like almost like broke out mountains.

SPEAKER_06 42:20

Hey Bill, why don't you show up? Little broken ass. Why don't you shut your mouth over there?

SPEAKER_05 42:25

Little man. Um does anybody have any fear of anything like going on? Do you do you do you think it's do you think it's relatively gonna happen soon? Do you I think something's gonna pop off, but I mean I'm not gonna try I'm not gonna walk around. Kevin made a good point earlier where he said uh Kevin made a point? Yeah, it was actually a good one. Uh well actually I do have to commend him. I make them I do have to I do have to commend him for remembering to ask me about that wire. I do appreciate that. I remembered it before you asking. Just saying. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 42:58

But I didn't know I did uh say something before it started.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

What did you say?

SPEAKER_02 43:05

No. It was some technical stuff, some audio visual squads. He was correct.

SPEAKER_05 43:09

He was correct. I'm like, good, good fucking job, young daddy.

SPEAKER_06 43:13

I didn't mean about this. I meant what did you say earlier that you made a good point on.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

I don't know, he was talking. I wasn't saying anything.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

Uh oh. Well, here you go. See, look at that. You get see how you guys hijack it real quick, and next thing I'm in a date. So anyway, what? I mean, you fucking said it. What was the Kevin? What was the point Kevin made? Oh, the point was I know it was about the Osh cost you.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

Although I did understand. Once he got to his point, I did understand it. It's just a tough conversation.

SPEAKER_06 43:53

We said we were gonna not make him discuss this on air because he couldn't articulate. No, no, we could. Good save Pat. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

So sorry. Yeah. No, I don't remember. It was good for a split. I don't remember what the number is. I don't remember it now.

SPEAKER_02 44:22

I don't remember it now. Move on. I made a good point outside. Made a good point out.

SPEAKER_05 44:27

I know. I forget what it was. What are you talking about? What's your who's you? Who's you?

SPEAKER_06 44:35

Who's you? You got a lot of nerve comments like that.

AI Anxiety And Nuclear Buttons

SPEAKER_02 44:38

Um it's Muhammad Dami.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

Muhammad Dami? Yeah, how about that dude? His wife, celebrating October 6th or whatever.

SPEAKER_05 44:50

And he's defending her with that stupid smile on his face. She liked photos of the.

SPEAKER_06 44:53

I don't know if that guy's gonna make it.

SPEAKER_02 44:56

Um did you see like the latest?

SPEAKER_05 45:00

Have you seen the city lately? He wants to start taking over buildings. He wants to start taking off buildings and shit like that. You gotta go. You got thousands of buildings.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

Dude, I haven't been there. I'm not going for a long time.

SPEAKER_06 45:11

Oh, I've I've had people say, yo, let's let's be, we'll go to this. I'm like, no, I'm not going to the city. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

Yeah, like I don't even want to go to Yankee game, man.

SPEAKER_06 45:19

I'm going opening day. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

I'd stay away from that, dude.

SPEAKER_06 45:24

I'm up tight. I'm uptight.

SPEAKER_02 45:25

Stay away from that, man. I hope you get suicide bomb. You know, I I would I would let I would quote unquote let them.

SPEAKER_06 45:32

I mean, the memorial we would have for you if you ever get suicide bomb. You wouldn't even mention me.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

You'd have this C Phil because we'll actually get created IED. You know, like it's a better seat for my couch anyway. 100%. You know?

SPEAKER_05 45:46

Your body, you know what I'm talking about. I do.

SPEAKER_02 45:49

You're you're just looking for a Facebook post. It doesn't matter. I'm just going. You know.

SPEAKER_06 45:55

Do you ever stop talking about nothing?

SPEAKER_02 45:58

We're we're having a great conversation. I know.

SPEAKER_05 46:00

I know, but did usually we're talking about it. There's other people who kind of stick to a fucking uh like schedule and in certain topics, and you're over here gossiping back with Billy. Hey, whose number did you get?

SPEAKER_02 46:10

I don't know. I I I felt like there was a like a I felt like there was like a Royal Rumble moment there for like a moment where we were just breaking off in the conversations.

SPEAKER_05 46:21

Did the teacher did the teacher tell you to work in groups?

SPEAKER_02 46:23

You know? I don't know, man. It just happened, man. Just fucking happened.

SPEAKER_05 46:27

It just happened, you know?

SPEAKER_06 46:29

Billy!

SPEAKER_02 46:30

You know?

SPEAKER_06 46:30

Fuck Billy. The hijackers are on the left side of the room.

SPEAKER_05 46:35

Oh, last time I ever invite Billy.

SPEAKER_06 46:39

If you're looking at That's not Billy's fault. Kevin's being an asshole, too.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

Dude, whenever he starts, you know, just grab his leg. That's what I just did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

When I start what? Calms him down. I don't know. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 46:52

Billy? You just got marked.

SPEAKER_05 46:57

I don't even know what I just got.

SPEAKER_06 47:01

My leg, my leg's tingling. Just hope he comes on your ass, because otherwise it's stuck in your beard. I don't pull out.

SPEAKER_05 47:18

Ladies and gentlemen, if you're just catching on and listening. Full completion.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

I don't even know what to do right now.

SPEAKER_06 47:35

I don't even know what to do. Push button. Just keep pushing button. God damn it! Push button! Shit! Push buttons!

SPEAKER_03 47:44

Fucking Christ! Make a noise! Shut up, Kevin!

SPEAKER_02 47:49

What's your safe word? Snorkel.

SPEAKER_06 47:56

Oh, it's about fucking time you gotta hear.

SPEAKER_00 47:59

You think I'm just gonna miss this episode with fucking Big Bell? You're crazy, man. This guy's on the wild side. Totally on the wild side.

SPEAKER_04 48:10

No deep throats in the building.

SPEAKER_00 48:12

I know. He forced me. It was consensual. It was consensual.

SPEAKER_06 48:18

Hey Bill. Will you grab Satan's leg?

SPEAKER_00 48:20

No.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

Touch me, I burn you. Can Billy tame Satan? Fuck you, Kevin. He tame your wife.

SPEAKER_00 48:31

Whoops. I don't know how sorry.

SPEAKER_06 48:35

I don't know how that would happen.

SPEAKER_00 48:38

Billy.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

Fuck you, Kevin! Fuck you. If you wouldn't mind. Can you fucking stop?

SPEAKER_00 48:50

I'm glad you get really laughing at this like a fucking two-year-old. You and your fucking yarmulca on the top of your head.

SPEAKER_06 48:58

One more time, Bill.

SPEAKER_00 48:59

Nobody. Nobody can see it.

SPEAKER_06 49:01

Shut up! Billy! Oh, do you want to hear something really fucked up?

SPEAKER_00 49:05

I just think I just pulled my groin. I pulled my groin.

SPEAKER_06 49:10

Let me see your thumb.

SPEAKER_00 49:11

What?

SPEAKER_05 49:12

Give me your thumb.

unknown 49:13

No.

SPEAKER_05 49:14

I want to taste the salt on it. What the fuck is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_04 49:28

What the fuck? I'm actually confident. You're making me blush.

SPEAKER_02 49:35

You're making me blush, Billy. You ever see the other guys? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 49:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:39

When he's like, that didn't go the way you wanted it to, did it? Hey, you do it, Satan.

SPEAKER_00 49:50

I'm having a little tough time sitting here next door. It's a little scary. Stop looking at me, Billy. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 50:01

Hey, Billy, could you scooch over a little bit?

SPEAKER_00 50:03

Can you get away from me?

SPEAKER_02 50:04

There you go. Get away.

SPEAKER_06 50:06

Make yourself comfortable. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 50:08

Yeah, open up, dude. Open up that lens, man. Open them the fuck up. He's a guest. I want our guests to be comfortable. Can you shut the fuck up?

SPEAKER_06 50:21

Do you mind like a fucking male Karen over there? Jesus. Hey, Bill, just take your pants off.

SPEAKER_05 50:29

No.

SPEAKER_06 50:30

Don't do that.

SPEAKER_05 50:31

Please don't.

SPEAKER_02 50:33

Just pop the button, dude.

SPEAKER_05 50:37

Not if I have Cavaricis on.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

I'm the guy that pulled my pants all the way down at the journal.

SPEAKER_05 50:46

I totally could see that. Who's that? Fucking belly, man. We're not out in the jungle, dude. Fuck, you can't pull it all the way down. And he'll turn and he's still pissing and piss on the person in front of him. Only when he has to wear on. Do one of those and he just sits there and let like he'll continue it with his big billy grin.

SPEAKER_06 51:08

Little baby heiney hanging out. I can see that happening right there.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Baby Heiney. Yes. I don't like you.

SPEAKER_05 51:20

Is there a chance of um AI taking over? Do you think AI presses the button with nuclear bombs? They get some some way somehow.

SPEAKER_06 51:31

I think it's I think it's well involved in taking over.

SPEAKER_05 51:34

I mean, they get these data centers fucking, which is crazy in general.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

Oh yeah, yeah. That's we're fucking cooked. Given another fucking 10, 10 to 15 years of cooked out there.

SPEAKER_05 51:42

Did you hear about the that emergency uh meeting they had at Amazon? No. You didn't hear about those? Sound like they had an emergency meeting upon about AI. About AI, about how their AI coding is just getting like beyond them. Pushed in, and it and that's like and the AI is communicating more doing this, doing that. Now they're setting like regulations of like junior engineers need to fucking get signed off by like senior engineers, those senior engineers need to get signed off on this person. I I guess something fucking happened where Amazon was like all fucked up and it I think it was like a hundred and something thousand people gonna get onto it. Well like my buttons get delivered. Then Elon gets onto Twitter and says be alarmed for like nuclear shit. We're done.

SPEAKER_06 52:34

But is that just his is that just Elon's tism?

SPEAKER_02 52:37

I don't well.

SPEAKER_05 52:39

I call it autism.

SPEAKER_02 52:41

Well, everyone's got a tism, man.

SPEAKER_06 52:42

He's got a touch of the tism.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

You got some he looks like a fun guy.

SPEAKER_05 52:49

We go on party with Elon Musk tonight.

SPEAKER_04 52:51

Oh, that's a good sign.

SPEAKER_06 52:53

Nobody. No. All right.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

Dude, I bet he's great to do an eight-ball with. Just saying that.

SPEAKER_06 52:59

Way much more fun than Jim.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

I haven't done an eight-ball in a while.

SPEAKER_06 53:11

It's been a while. Do you know how hard it is to get fish scale up here?

SPEAKER_05 53:18

I mean, I like I wouldn't even like it. I would love to do it. I'm not gonna like I did so much cocaine growing up.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

No, I would love to do it, man. I know, don't get me wrong. I'm afraid to do it, man. Exactly because it's next thing you know, you have Oh, easy there, guy. Uh well, according to uh C3P always fucking bit the fucking shit right there.

SPEAKER_05 53:36

Down goes the studio. Bro, you fucking dented the concrete wall. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Uh you gotta call it a mason.

Party Stories And Smuggling To Vegas

SPEAKER_04 53:48

Oh, did I did I tell you I did I tell you a story where I I stumbled upon a uh a nice amount of snow?

SPEAKER_05 53:54

No. Oh, this is a good one. You guys like this. So you had you had a you had a bad uh storm at the house? Yeah, so obviously. So I had um I'd stumbled upon nine units. Nine inches of snow, wow. Nine units. And that's a lot.

SPEAKER_02 54:13

It was in my car. It's just over a half.

SPEAKER_05 54:16

Oh, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

So I had one over a half.

SPEAKER_05 54:19

I had it, and I had no desire to even go near it. It was bricked up and all that. And I was because it was in my my buddy. Time out. Time out. Can we rewind something here real quick?

SPEAKER_06 54:30

No, actually, I think we should stop the story here and just move on.

SPEAKER_05 54:35

Oh, come on. I got saying that. I got a great story for you, man. I didn't say you were. Hey, Maddie, don't be a buzzkill. This is a good one. It was basically the show. It was basically me not investing into the nine units, got it for free, and I sold it for three. Oh, nice. It was nine units.

SPEAKER_04 54:52

Where was my phone call? So hey, I gave it to somebody who we all know well who's been in business for a few years.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

I uh I I smuggled eight units on a plane in my shoe to Vegas.

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Wow. That's a ball, that's ballsy.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

Well, it was pre-9-11.

SPEAKER_04 55:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Um, so it was ballsy for sure. Even still, right?

SPEAKER_04 55:21

There was nothing there was nothing illegal said. What are the units?

SPEAKER_02 55:23

Well, actually, at the time it may have been six units because I got it two days before.

SPEAKER_04 55:30

I lost two units.

SPEAKER_02 55:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:34

Forecast rain.

SPEAKER_02 55:38

All right, we'll stop the story again. Yeah, we had we had a labor layout.

SPEAKER_05 55:46

I'm sorry, I didn't know I had uh Pablo, Escobar, and fucking the fucking uh the whole thing was I had it for three days and I didn't want nothing to do with it. Like it was just weird for me. Well, my question is this I mean anybody's question wouldn't be this. How did it get there? No, don't answer that. No, it was a buddy of mine who passed away. It was a stash bot. He left it in the will. And you got it legally. That's all. See, we do everything, we do everything here legally. Legally.

SPEAKER_02 56:18

Well, I had a guy.

SPEAKER_05 56:19

Well, Billy, thank you for joining us. Uh how do you spell your last name? When we go, listen, here's the deal. Uh, Matt, Kev, when we get to the back door dive, we have fucking SWAT outside for Billy. They're bringing in the fucking darts. It'll be your best episode ever. See if they'll put see how many darts how many darts it takes to put down the gorilla. The whirly bird.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

I'm going with four.

SPEAKER_05 56:48

Why is there a ghetto bird in New Fairfield? I don't understand. There was a fucking Yeti spotted in the woods. No, that that was a hairless yeti. That was the guy from next door. He was a guest on the podcast.

SPEAKER_06 57:08

He was just partying.

SPEAKER_05 57:10

His whole face was covered in white powder. I don't know. It's crazy. In units. Yeah. Look like a fucking Yeti. Didn't know whether to run or snort his face. Either or when it's.

SPEAKER_06 57:27

I mean, anyone listening to this who wasn't thinking about how to traffic that, I don't even know how what kind of person is.

SPEAKER_05 57:32

Oh my goodness. First of all, if that ever happened to me, instant diarrhea in my pants. I'm like, what I'd be so fucking scared. You kidding me?

SPEAKER_02 57:42

Dude, I was so scared.

SPEAKER_05 57:43

I'd be on a plane, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:45

Yeah. Like in my sock. You know, in in like the both arches.

SPEAKER_06 57:51

That's awesome. You must have been sweating.

SPEAKER_02 57:53

Because I'm I don't know. I'm pretty sure you guys don't know.

SPEAKER_05 57:57

I love I'm glad Johnny Depp is on the show. We're going over that amount looks like 21 Johnson.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

You know, and you could easily kind of fit that in your two arches. Yeah. You know, and you you would have to take your shoes off. Um This is the dumbest fit. But you wouldn't have to take your socks off.

SPEAKER_05 58:14

Well, you can fit in the arches, yeah. Then you gotta put on a gold bond.

SPEAKER_06 58:17

Yeah, because the fucking skin machine they put you through these days doesn't pick that up.

SPEAKER_02 58:22

Well, it would this pre-9-11, he said. Pre-9-11.

SPEAKER_06 58:25

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 58:26

You know. That's a key aspect right there. Yeah, because like I haven't done much since 9-11, honestly. Like, I'm old. Like, that's kind of whatever you say, George, yeah. You know, that's kind of the heyday. You know.

SPEAKER_06 58:39

That's funny. Most of my damage was done after 9-11. Yeah, I was uh yeah, I was after 9-11.

SPEAKER_05 58:44

Only 25, 25.

SPEAKER_04 58:45

Oh, you're old after that.

SPEAKER_05 58:47

I was 20, I was 21. Um, I remember hanging out your house. No, I was 23. Right right before I got right before I went away.

SPEAKER_04 58:56

There we go.

SPEAKER_02 58:57

It was pre-9-11. It was uh it was Derek's bachelor party in Vegas.

SPEAKER_05 59:05

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02 59:06

Yeah, me uh, me, Dom, Cully. Um like a bunch of us flew out, and and it ended up, you know, great. You guys are as great as it could be. Um I lost about three G's in like two days. There you go.

SPEAKER_06 59:24

Um not in a casino.

SPEAKER_02 59:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:27

Were you uh gambling and talking at the same time?

SPEAKER_06 59:30

I think you were gambler.

SPEAKER_02 59:31

Oh yeah, dude. I've had my moments.

SPEAKER_06 59:33

Oh, were you just fucking that tuned up?

SPEAKER_05 59:35

Or were you gambling? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 59:37

Were you gambling and talking with everybody? You know what happened? I'll I'll tell you what happened, dude.

SPEAKER_05 59:41

Here we go. Why don't you tell me what happened? Listen, I'm gonna put my legs up for your story times.

SPEAKER_06 59:44

Hey, can I have the bourbon while you're telling us what happened?

SPEAKER_02 59:46

Yeah, it's not it's not a very long story.

SPEAKER_05 59:49

Oh, I wasn't prepared though.

SPEAKER_02 59:50

But it's a story. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 59:52

Um it's uh this is probably I cannot wait for this story to end because it's probably gonna be so stupid.

Vegas Bender And High-Roller Losses

SPEAKER_02 59:57

No, so so we get there, um, we we get off the you know, off the plane in the airport.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:04

Um You're giving us information that's not necessary. No, it is. He's building up.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Boring. It's not a foreign movie because Derek picks us up from the airport, and in the airport, walking out, I fucking hit a slot machine for 400 bucks right off the plane. 400 hold on because they have them in the airport. They have every delis and shit, too.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:24

Yeah, they're everywhere in Vegas. While a hooker was fucking pickpoxing.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:28

So I'm hitting I hit for 400 bucks. I got fucking six units in my shoe. How old were you? Well, probably five because we had a layover in Detroit, you know. So after that layover, like we knew we were golden. And then there were two. And it was like, we're in.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:46

Um, so so really you smuggled nothing.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:49

No, no, yeah, no. No, no. So that like and ended up being like a solid day with a keybump of uh marathon stuff, and then we you know started gambling and stuff, and I ended up in the the high roller slots.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:06

Um why? I mean, I didn't even know if I would fucking admit that. Why, dude? Because I was all fucking geeked out. I don't know if I would admit geeked out, I don't know if I would admit that. Fucking high rollers.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:20

The high rolling slots were you hanging out with Derek's grandmother?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:24

Dude, like there was a point where I walked out of a bar on like a random side road, not even a casino. Um like a cockroach, like, uh, like the sun. What you know, like I had no idea the sun was out.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:38

I thought you got to cockroach.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:39

And then after that, we had um, you know, the I think the next day. Tell me Emerald. We went to um the Riviera. We were at the Riviera. I was at the high roller slots because like uh Derek was out there, his brother was out there as well.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:57

Well, fuck that guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:59

Captain Liberal. And like the Riviera was like the best buffet, you know, at that time. Anyway. Um was Bellaggio not built yet? We'll hit lunch at the you know, let at the at the Riviera, whatever, you know, and um so I hit the high roller slots and it was my life was gone in in like I don't know, 45 minutes, maybe. Dude, I I met them at the buffet with nothing. Bro, and luckily, like like a couple of them had comps, so I could actually like eat and like get some buffet.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:39

You sound like you sound like a real fucking white trash dirt battery. This is a story I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:48

I was in the heart of the room, true story. And I uh spent my mortgage payment.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:52

Oh, dude, it's not it's not a room, dude. It's like a I don't know, like a fancy fence. And you kind of walked through it, and it's like, oh, like I've actually been 500 bucks a poll. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know, like fancy fence. You know, like you do like four of those polls at that age, like I was twenty young something, you know.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:15

Well it was pretty fucking stupid to be in that room. Again, you didn't say VIP again slots, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:21

Again, you forgot about the the smuggling that had happened.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:25

Yeah, it wouldn't have to do with what fucking room you're playing in. Well, there's no thinking clearly either, though. Obviously not.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:30

Yeah, you know, you're like So I don't think he was thinking clearly before telling the story.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:34

Billy's with me. So I'm gonna I'm gonna guess you're probably up 24 hours at this point. Oh, more. Yes. I love you to tell me all thinking clear.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:41

Will you give me the fucking bourbon, please?

unknown 1:03:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:45

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching, just let us know since the fucking show sucks now. Oh, I think it's doing great. No, that's because you're talking.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:54

Oh, it wasn't a bad story.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:55

Billy, shut up. Terrible story. I thought it was a good story. You'll fucking thank you. I mean, we're we're not as edgy as we usually are, so if they saw the pre-show. I gotta fucking douse myself on holy water walking in there.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:15

That's because Kevin didn't use any racial terms while he was losing money in the high roller room.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:23

Dude, I didn't have time to use any terms. I was like, oh my god, what just happened? You know, because you just like feed it into the slot machine. Like my dick. Max betching. You know, like, oh shit, that really happened.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:40

So you really know the difference between a dollar slot outside and a$25 slot inside.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:47

What do you mean that was$500?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:48

So stupid.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:50

How come you don't have like a sign up here that says the dollar?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:53

Like I'm a I'm a moron and I'll throw five, six hundred dollars in a dollar. I'm a big dummy. But I'm not fucking pulling$500 a roll.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

Dude, at at this point, I was on like a probably a three-day bender.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:07

Um You just you just try to make that you're one up that story. Yeah, you were you were You were probably on a two-day bender.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:13

No, no. Like five minutes ago, you were out of the airport going to the casino. Yeah, it's a three-day bender.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:18

Dude, I you did you want the what happened in between? You want the you want the hangover? You want to hear the hangover now? Like two hours to work. Nope. No, nope. You know, like exactly. That's why I fucking got to the point, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:30

Yeah, you shouldn't even have told the story at all. I thought it was a good story. Of course, Billy, Billy's gonna be a softie all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:38

I mean, tell him the truth, Billy. At two brute? Don't be a pussy. Like, come on, man. That's a good story. High roller slots? Yeah, dude, high roller slots. I'll never play another slot again.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:48

I'd rather go gay. I'd rather go down a slide of razors. It's gay. It's okay. Matt you Matt used to climb trees naked and fall out of them. I would rather go.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:55

I didn't fall out of the tree. Shut up.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:57

I would rather go down a slide of razors into a bucket of hepatitis than listen to that story.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:02

Because, dude, like I was I was hitting like I hit. Off the airplane. Well, you think you got the lucky shit going, you got the water off the button. Like the bar I walked out of with the sun with the cockroach, like I fucking hit at video poker because they got the video poker machines at the bar at the fucking side street. I feel like the cockroaches in the padded fucking. Like I was I was fucking I was fucking hitting it and I was like, I'm gonna hit the high roller slots. And it was like what possessed you to think maybe eight plays, and I was like done for the trip. Like I was luckily, like like Dom and and everybody would take care of your poor ass. They they all had a comp for the for the buffet.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:49

Here, here's here's some here's some salad dirt bag.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:53

You know, I was kind of looking forward to it.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:55

I wasn't hungry for a while, then I became a if I was there with real hungry. Exactly. If I was there with you, I would have made you stand outside the buffet and I would have threw croutons at you.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:04

Are you gonna eat those crackers? I can get those. We all know that hunger too. Um, what? What are you talking about? I'm gonna do this bump before I go to dinner. No, I'm good. I'm chewing on my tongue. Hey, you got uh something wrong with your jaw? Yeah, I was a dentist today. What flavor is that? They hit my nerve. Tongue, you want some? No, they hit my nerve.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:27

All these stories are why we have not gone to Vegas for a raider game yet.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:33

Yeah, I'm a little scared. You're getting raided.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:37

Oh, people have said outright, I am not going with you.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:40

You're Vegas for a raider game.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:42

Yeah, you're getting outright. There's no fuck away I'm going.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:45

Billy will fucking ditty you ten times.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:48

I think Billy and I will be fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:50

Listen, I will go with both of you if you both give me enough bail money for the two of you.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:56

Well, of course we'll have a credit card with enough bail money.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:59

Yeah. I will watch and video.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:02

Next thing up.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:03

I get a phone, I got a phone call. I don't like I don't like that at all. I got a phone call the next morning. It's Kevin.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:08

Well, for for us. Kevin's on the phone. For legal purposes. We lost Maddie. No, he's gonna find him.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:14

We lost him. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:16

He's on a mattress on the roof. He's he's still he's still at the bunny ranch and he won't come out.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:24

That's fine. He's been there for two days. Last time he was spotted, he was getting fucking spit roasted by a Yeti and Billy. Disgusting. Whoa.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:35

Whoa. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:37

Sorry, I had to throw that out there.

unknown 1:08:38

Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:39

But he survived. I'm alright with the Yeti. He's good. He's good. Yeti's one thing. Yeti and Billy. That's a fucking savage duo. That would completely ruin the show. That's a savage duo. I mean, I love Billy. I mean, I've noticed. Who the fuck is this? My whole life. Billy and Yeti. We don't know who these two are.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:57

Was it a female Yeti? We don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:01

That's kind of important. We don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

Don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:05

All I would know is I want Air Force Amy sitting on my face.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:09

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Ha! What was I gonna say?

SPEAKER_06 1:09:19

Vegas. We're taking a show to Vegas.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:24

I'll get fucking shot in public. Something. Or this is what we do. We put a leash on Billy. A leash and a GoPro. Don't worry, we're not gonna be talking about it. A leash and a GoPro. Just put a leash on him or by. Like Channing Tatum? No, we're going as furries. And would I want to see how people react to us? I'd be down for that. Yep. Him and I acting like fucking dogs or something? Or acting like I'm a cat, he's a dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:54

Do I no? See, I think the best thing would be to have like Billy dress up like a dog and have Matt holding the leash. Or like a real human, like he's his keeper. He's big enough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:07

We can build a saddle. We can build a saddle for Maddie. We can build a saddle for Maddie to put on Billy's back. Win-win, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:17

I don't think that's comfortable for me.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:18

Like a Maddie Bjorn?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:22

Well, that's different. That's entirely different.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:25

Maddie, you only gotta hold on for eight seconds. Alright. Good luck, buddy. Fucking Billy's bucking. What if I trust with one of those uh things in Star Wars?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:39

He's just hanging on to his thigh.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:41

Oh, the Tontons? Yeah. What the what? Tontons from Star Wars.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:46

What the fuck are those?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:48

The things from the ice world.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:49

From the hot.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:50

It's the one Luke cuts into and gets warm. Yeah, all that white stuff that came out. So I gotta go in there. Alright, Rod, you want to recommend your sister for this? Because can you imagine that? Well, he was unconscious. I get it.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:08

I mean, it is a movie. He was like a dagger system. Let me cut him. As he's shoving him in, he's like, shut up, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:16

You're gonna cut this animal open. But its innards look like full fucking things of condoms.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:22

I want to go to Vegas and drink individual condoms. We're passing out, saying dagabots. What does it look like? We have to cut somebody open and put me to bed.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:31

It looked like a it was a bad prank. It looked like a bathtub full of Orbies. Fucks Orbies. Dagabots. What the fuck? What happened now?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:49

Like when he cuts it open. It's like uh it looks like it would be orbee.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:52

It looks like individual cones.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:54

Yeah, yeah. That's what it looks like. I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:57

Or intestine.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:57

Y'all got me. Y'all got me.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:59

What what? I'm sorry, where you did you ask uh the stage hand permission?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:05

Sorry, where where are you going?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:08

He's a stagehand.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:08

Where's your beer?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:09

I finished that one.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:10

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:11

I gotta get out.

unknown 1:12:13

Is that right?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:14

I mean, why don't you just tell Kevin to go fetch you a beer? Oh someone else has a smaller body than Kevin. Look at me.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:22

This is where No, this is where the the the fun fucking goes downhill because people can't hold their piss. Fuck you an hour.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:39

I can't even tell. I can't see.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:42

What was it?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:47

Where? I don't know where I'm looking.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:49

I can't see shit! That does not say an hour six minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:52

Did you hit record? Did you bring a laptop too?

SPEAKER_06 1:13:01

We have not been on for two hours.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:05

Well, maybe. We had a little pre-show thing going on.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:08

Hour 13. Oh, okay. That's fine. I can't fucking see.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:17

Maybe if you stop drinking the moonshine. The straight moonshine's not good for you.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:22

Are you to need a road, Ruben? You're gonna go blind.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:25

Oh fuck yeah. Oh yeah. So see how fast Kevin got out of the way there? Fast Kevin moved in fucking years. Fuck you, Bill.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:43

Dude, you see an 18-wheeler coming at you in the rear view, you get out the way. Alright. Just saying.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:50

Alright, let's let's let's move on.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:52

Yeah, so I've got to go. So no no. What what's next on the show? What? What's next on the show? Oh, we're following a routine? No. Okay. I know. Well, I was coming up with stuff to talk about. I just want to say what's what do you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:09

What do you mean?

unknown 1:14:10

What?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:12

You're not prepared for this.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:13

Mohamedadi, take a seat. Bill, what would you like to talk about?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:19

It's called it's like Popourie. It's open mic night. What do you want to talk about? Open mic night. Well, we've we've definitely dripped off of everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:26

It's hard to get serious now. It's probably because you got up and played. Oh, that's my fault.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:30

All right, so how about the bladder? What's your latest Facebook fight?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:35

Oh, fuck everybody.

unknown 1:14:37

Oh boy.

Corruption Epstein Files And Term Limits

SPEAKER_02 1:14:39

Right? Like, what's Bill's latest Facebook fight?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:42

That should be like a Do you know what's actually funny is I had somebody, so I got a phone call the other day, and I'm registered Republican or whatever, and it was somebody from the Republican Party, and they're like, hey, you know, and they're talking about the direction of the country and this that.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:53

Now you stay on the phone long enough to listen to that?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:55

Well, I like to entertain shit. So if you can only imagine that. What did you say there, little Sally? Well, no, so here's where I stand, and that's what it is. It's like we all question what Trump's doing. Like, I'm not completely like a Trump slave, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:09

So I was, you know, I'm going with the guys like, oh, you know, the country can get ruined. Go, listen, I go. First off, I don't think every Muslim's a fucking terrorist. I'll tell you that. Islamic, you know, because I listen, when I was I knew enough Muslims, like when I was locked up, you know how to tell the difference?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:24

If they have killing me? If they have the word infidel in their vocabulary. That'll do it. Like if if that's even in their reach of words, like, yeah, you're you're fucking out to fucking kill me. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:38

No, so it but he wasn't like the the whole thing was I'm I'm middle of the road. I think if you're if you are extreme one way or the other, you're a fucking lunatic.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:48

And like, for example, I I had a conversation with your brother. Went back and forth a little bit, but it was Lee? No. Well, Phil, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:55

Phil.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:56

Yeah, and it was the the sensible one, not the fucking Yeah, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:00

And it was just like, and we were we we came to like in, you know, we agreed on certain things. Like I said, I said, I'm not, I'm not loyal to Trump. If Trump's on that fucking list, burn him.

unknown 1:16:10

100%.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:11

Oh, wood chipper all the way. 100%. And that's the normal thing. And with all the bullshit going on, like investigation, investigation, investigation. Like when the Congress, what, two weeks ago, what it was it, 380 to 65 to not release the sexual misconduct of the Congressman. So bad. And then you find out about this$18 million slush fund that's our fucking money. Yeah. And first off, why do we need to vote legislation to investigate these people? I didn't know. If I if I were to kill somebody, were they gonna vote to whether investigate me or not?

SPEAKER_05 1:16:41

No, you're going down first shot.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:42

That's what I mean. It's why are these people just investigated and it's Harpoon? And it's an S and that's what it is, is theater. Yeah, it's it's political theater. Make arrest. But because they know, listen, and the whole thing is, well, you know, Trump's on. Okay, well, they had four years, they've always had it. Listen, if they're if he's on it, they're all on it. No one wants to get fucking exposed. That's the end of that.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:04

And they will they will burn this shit to the ground before they've leased them fucking files. Why aren't the victims coming out? What's going on with that? No, not victims, victims. But there's a there's a bunch of them, there's a bunch of them who are actually getting together to tell shit needs to fucking explore.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:23

And if we're not going to be doing that, then then the whole fucking shit needs to be fucking removed. And if if you're making if you're making a career out of being a politician, you're doing it wrong. Because back in the day. Term limits. Yeah, term limits. But back in the day, it wasn't people weren't making money over it. You was you your local firemen or whatever. Like you go way back. Those are your elected officials. They weren't making profits off of it. And like it's and then you and that's the other thing, too. When you try, when when I come from when I come, thank you, Pat.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:55

When I come when I come back a little bit, like playing hard to get belt. Yeah, you try to hold your composure. You're playing hard to get belt.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:03

When I come back a little bit and like, okay, listen, I'll say, listen, I'm not loyalist to Trump, I'm loyalist to what's right. These people who are so far left, they've got to keep pulling you further and further rather than them coming into a direction. Like, listen, I'll give you something, but you got to give something back. Like, and that's what it is. And when you look at what's going on, like anybody with eyes goes, well, no. Islamists aren't a problem. Islam's, are you out of your fucking mind? Like, what are you looking at? These people are, how about this? When they gather in front of a church and fucking throw their rugs down and start praying in front of a church, don't tell me that's a fucking peaceful fucking thing. Because they ain't going into the mosques and throwing the Hail Marys around in there.

unknown 1:18:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:44

Because they don't do that. And don't tell me, you know, you're not trying to be inclusive. I'm sorry. That's you know, you want to do your fucking thing, do your fucking thing. But don't be taking over neighborhoods or telling me we got to hear your fucking call to prayer over the fucking speakers in fucking cities. If you want it, it's you're allowed to be here, practice freely, fine. Don't be down our fucking throats. And then you got these people, all Democrats, and any, but then and you got the where these why are these Republicans siding with some of this shit? Like, you know, it's it it it's not even that's I'm I'm asking why almost fucking just just say, well, why? But we know why. Because they're all yeah, they're all they're all in bed together. Yeah, it's all lobbyists and yeah, and that's the other thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:25

Money should not be in the special interest groups and which is short term for fucking bribes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:32

It's very simple.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:34

Like everybody knows.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:37

What's those special interest groups interested in compared with me?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:42

Or Minnesota.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:43

You just tell Elon Omar? Fuck. Really? Fuck that cunt. Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:46

And that's what it was. They wanted to fuck it out. They wanted to get they wanted her to get her out of there, and there's Republicans who voted against her being investigated.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:54

What the fuck? Because it would impact their cash flow.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:59

Yeah, well, the whole thing is, well, and that's what it is. And not for you want to go to the Somalian daycare? Yeah, well, I I you know what's funny?

SPEAKER_04 1:20:05

I didn't hear one parent. Wait, hold on, hold on. I didn't hear one. Yes. I didn't hear one parent complaint.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:09

I want to bring my son to daycare, I bring Billy.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:11

Wait, listen, listen, listen. Here's the catch with that. So all these daycares got shut down, right? I haven't heard one parent complain about their kid not going to fucking daycare because they were never going to fucking daycare.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:20

This right here is the the This is a Somalian daycare. Right here. I wish I was smart to figure that out. Right here. We could be in Minnesota right now.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:31

I'm your captain.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:32

This is a fucking Somalian daycare.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:34

I'm your captain.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:35

The only difference is no one's head's elongated, no one's eyes are popping out.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:39

They're funny looking motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:42

A lot of forehead.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:44

A lot. A lot of foreign. Almost like too much forehead, man. Like more than mine. They're the human form of beaker from the Muppets. Well, and they and they showed that and they showed a number. Like me, me.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:55

With the tan.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:55

They're the majority of the ones taking all the welfare money. And you got Tim Walker from it. Tim Walker.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:59

He was Irish, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:01

Oh, did you see that guy get fucking banged around fucking Congress? Tim Walls? Yeah. Oh, they lit him up. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:08

Dude, I can't believe he's gonna be.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:11

Shut up, bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:14

It's just shit like that. And and after nothing, and whatever. It's when. So when does a revolution happen? Or what do you do?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:22

Like, when does the rocket launcher fucking hit the fucking Capitol building? You know? And God forbid, I get terminal with something, you guys are gonna know about it. Whereas I'm going out with a fucking flashback.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:34

Me too, bro. Why are you looking at me? Hashtag me too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:39

This fucking guy's killing himself in the backyard for every apocalypse thing. Now all of a sudden you're now fucking running around.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:46

Is the bunker done? Wait, no, the bathroom's not done, so the bunker's definitely not done. Jeez. Well, the bathroom's not carpeted yet. You gotta wait for that. I don't even know if there's a shower curtain up yet. What step are you on up there from completion? I'm two strokes away from completion. When the fuck did he start this job, the project? Well, project one?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:06

Yeah. It was uh pre-Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:09

It was right after Thanksgiving. Pre-Christmas. It was right after Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:12

Hey man, I'm a I'm a slow worker, bro, but it comes out beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:16

Wow, well, like that, it kind of seems like, oh shit, I gotta get this done now.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:21

When you when he asked, he's he's like, I'll have this done, I'll have this done in six days.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:26

I was like, I won more money on this bet. Yeah, he didn't.

Bathroom Remodel Delays And New Puppy

SPEAKER_02 1:22:29

Alright, so timeout, man. Timeout in Las Vegas.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:32

All I gotta do is this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, I gotta do this, this, this, this, and this. It'll be done. It'll be done. Six days.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:38

It'll be done.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:39

Timeout.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:39

I got it.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:40

What?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:41

All right, say what you gotta say.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:43

Going on day 742.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:47

One.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:47

Go. Okay, so um it it became apparent that it was not going to be finished by the time my in-laws came to stay for Christmas.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:59

Well, you didn't heed the information that your friends gave you and said, no, that's not gonna get done. Okay, so okay. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:07

I'm telling the story right now. Um this guy. Um another story. Like Christmas time came and went. You know Bathroom night complete. New Year's. New Year's came and went. Like family's still here. Can't really work on it, you know, in that time period.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:29

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:30

Why? I don't know, because I I have a job and what would be different.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:36

I'm sorry, how many days a week did you go to the job?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:39

And and and when they when when when they came here, like they adjusted to the situation and it was fine. Like immigrants, they came right.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:48

Wait, did they not have a bathroom?

SPEAKER_02 1:23:49

They came to this. No, they did. Like the there's a shower, everything downstairs here, you know, to use. It's just there's another one upstairs that I'm doing.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:59

That's the project one.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:00

Currently. Still. Um it's a labor of labor of love. Well, yeah, so listen.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:07

I put in a lot of love and detail into this.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:10

You got hey Pat. You gotta follow. I'm following. All right, okay. I'm following. So, like Was the outside of the house painted yet? Wow. Really, bro? Well, we gotta bring up old shit, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:21

Because it's still going on.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:23

Like, fucking come on, man. It's still going on. So how's the bathroom coming? I thought we were free. Like a black hole. So anyway.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:29

You couldn't finish with the in-law's hi. Right, so objection overruled, relevant.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:35

After New Year's, they left. Hi. Uh, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, wife, you know, like everyone. We had a family here.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:45

Six weeks they had to use a shitty bath. I have an important question. Is your brother-in-law's wife hot?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:50

No.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:51

I I mean, I mean brother-in-law would be his wife's sister. That's what I figured.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:00

Right? Um, his wife's sister, right? No. I mean, no, I'm Brazzers.com, it is. All right, so go on. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:08

Um Brazzers.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:09

Stepmother.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:13

Mommy Dears. Like, fuck off. Uh come on, guys. Albuquerque. What? What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05 1:25:21

Let's get back to the bathroom. Sure. New Biofilms.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:25

So, um was I? Still not done.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:29

Um Christmas and New Year's New Year's. New Year's.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:33

So they leave. Like the next fucking day, my wife gets a fucking puppy. Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah. You need another puppy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:47

Who got who got her the puppy?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:51

Her? Like, not me. Her. She's the nitty. I didn't do it, dude. Like, all I did was show up to the spot where she got it. Where she flocked to bring it home.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:04

Where she takes you to the public center of the city and flocks you.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:09

Okay. So now we're in like, I don't know, first week of January.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:15

And now you're training a puppy. New puppy. Is a small puppy?

SPEAKER_02 1:26:20

Which you get a great dane. No, so he's uh he's a shepherd, great Pyrenees, cattle dog. Small dog, gay dog. He's gonna be big. I know. Yeah, he's gonna be big.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:33

You said all big dogs right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:35

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kevin is Dude, his paws, he's gonna he gonna be big.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:39

Kevin is counting on at least two of his dogs dying by the time his dog gets big.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:44

We're counting on two of his dogs dying as well. How many got now? Five? Four. Oh, Bill, you could help us. We can put a fucking we're gonna put a meat vest on Scout and we're gonna hang Scout from one of the trees outside.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:56

See if a bear comes.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:58

Well, because she's a dirty cunt of a dog. Which one's Scout? The retard.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:03

The big one.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:04

The big black one, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:05

The yeah, the big black one. St.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:07

Bernard one?

SPEAKER_02 1:27:08

Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:09

Did you say BBC? Yeah. It's my favorite porn. BBO. BBO. I love watching white women get railed.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:17

I can't even watch it. I gotta change the channel.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:19

He said BBO.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:21

Sorry, gaping video. But uh Tia Carrera anal cream pie.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:27

Big black one. I love Tia Carrera. Can't you watch her watch fucking a white guy though? Oh, she's not black. Tia Carrera's not black. You can't count her as black man. Come on. She's mulatto at best. Come on. Yeah. I like you. I like the Asian. Polynesian at best.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:44

Kazumi. Kazumi's one of my favorites. Oh, Kazumi. Is she a wrestler? Katsumi. Kazumi. Yeah, she's a good one. Tag team wrestling? That's all fine. Yo, Kazuna. Yokazuna. No, I got mine. Mine is never watches. You know what? The podcast you got I should have started is doing that one dude's interview's point. Stars all the fucking time. Because uh there would probably be sexual assaults every weekend. No, they get they bang on Statin all the time. No, Maddie would get sexually assaulted by one of them. It's okay. Uh Matthew. Yeah. Episode one. Maddie was ragging. I would hump so many people. We're gonna have to divorce me and me.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:25

Matt's interview after he was pegged by a raping of Matthew Farbman.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:30

You know what Pittsburgh. If it's a hot porn swamp, fuck it. Fuck it. You can ring in Rochelle Ryan. Bring in Brandy Love.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:39

Well, he's he's already.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:40

That's what he's saying out of retirement. All right, all right.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:42

Let's go. He's already accepting the pegging.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:45

I'm in. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:46

Let's go. Loop it up. Bam, bam, bam. You might want to.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:51

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:52

I'm gonna have to drink more bourbon. You know what pisses me off? You have more these hot teachers banging their students. It's like, why are these students? Like the guys are like. They're 15, 16 years old.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:03

It's like retards.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:05

Keep your mouth shut.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:07

But it's but it's the fathers that go to the authority. I mean, do you not want to punch these fucking assholes in the mouth?

SPEAKER_04 1:29:15

My son.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:15

Dude, like, where was this shit when I was going through high school? Well, our teachers weren't exactly that. You know? We had like Fletcher and APAP. You know, like that wasn't fucking anything hot. You know?

SPEAKER_06 1:29:27

No, no one wants to see that on TV.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:30

Like, what the fuck, man? Do you believe they're still together? They are.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:34

Are they really?

SPEAKER_05 1:29:36

Coach in the Siena for two years, right? Yeah, but he's out of the biggest.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:38

That's a great fucking Disney Epstein story. You know?

SPEAKER_05 1:29:43

That's a fairy. Coach, what are you doing? I really like this. Female basketball star looks like a boy. She's got her name. What's her name? Janet.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:56

Ruined our whole high school football future.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:59

Her face looks like the fucking moon, but you know, like she's hot.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:03

Okay, Brett was hot. She was an ugly bitch.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:07

She can play basketball. Like a dragon.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:10

Dude, like she like the I'm gonna bury my face in that ass.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:14

Okay. Moving on. Oh, really? Chris.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:18

I had a moment here. No, yeah, your moment was. Dude, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:21

No, no, it wasn't gonna suck. Nope. Not gonna make you forget about it. Dude. Because it's it's going down the fucking black hole of death. Are you still in litigation?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:31

What? What is that?

SPEAKER_06 1:30:33

What did you just say?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:35

Are you still in litigation? Is that why I can't say nothing?

SPEAKER_05 1:30:39

Oh, yeah. Oh no. You can say whatever the fuck you want. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:44

Shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:46

Where are you? Do you think they're watching the show?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:48

I don't know. I thought you were silencing me for something.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:51

No, you just you hijacked it again. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. No, you're not. You have a 75% chance of doing a domestic terrorist act. No, yeah, yeah. Because of your. I'm truly sorry.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:05

Oh, it's 95%.

Censorship Rants And Music Takedowns

SPEAKER_05 1:31:07

You can't it's it's a minefield in my heart. It's a minefield. Walking through Kevin's minefield. Just want to fucking explode. Love is a battlefield. From the great Pat Penitar. Great fucking song. I wish we could play some music, but we can't do that because we'll get fucking kicked off at YouTube.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:24

Fuck you, YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:25

That's right. So how is the YouTube thing working out? So far, so good.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:29

Awful.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:31

There's two varying differences. Yeah, it's these two who just I have no idea. Me neither. Because he all he does is that. I was just telling him that because I used to catch you. I Facebook, obviously, because I'm always on Facebook. I just want to see you guys pop up, then you see my comments going through, and I just haven't seen you in a minute. Yeah, well, you know. Facebook sucks to assholes. Yeah. Everything sucks.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:57

I I like the Facebook fucking block you, but you found the shit on Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:02

It's like, wait a minute. Oh, dude. I found this on here. Some of the shit that we we got in trouble for on Facebook was fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:09

Well, it was all it was all bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:13

We were getting fucking emails cease and desist letters from Metallica. Like so many times, aren't you?

SPEAKER_05 1:32:18

I was like, after we got that, I was like, fuck you, Metallica. I don't like that. Fuck you. Oh fuck you, Lars. Could you play the song? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:26

We got a cease and desist from Metallica.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:27

I'm like, you, you, you, how many fucking Lars, right? How many fucking pennies do you think you're gonna get from that fucking shut the fuck up?

SPEAKER_02 1:32:35

Dude, Lars has been fighting that shit since Napster's.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:38

Fucking retod.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:40

Holy shit. Him and James are douchebags. Remember Napster? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:43

Dude, Napster was the shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:45

Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:45

Napster was the shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:47

Lars. Bald ass prick.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

I saw a kid in the gym today where I was wearing a Lamma God shirt and he was like, up a body. He's like, oh, MC Metallica in the sphere. I was like, oh, good for you. No, I can't. I thought when they were good.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:03

They're still alive? I mean, they're douchebags now. But whatever. Bunch of cunts. Dave Mustain's another fucking character. Who? Jade Mustain? Megadeth lead singer. I wasn't into Megadeth. He was the original metallic guitarist. Songwriter. But that's a that's that's another time. Another story. Yeah, my eyes were closing.

unknown 1:33:30

Good.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:30

Keep what? Shut your fucking Roofy State. Is that why I feel the way I feel, Billy?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:35

Billy, Billy, he listens to Christian rock, so he's not with you. Hey Billy.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:40

Hey Bill, give him a little thumb.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:43

Because six feet, yeah, he's so far down. Give me a little thumb and I'll give you a little fucking little mound on the fucking table. Can you not? Can you stay over there? Why are you emitting so much heat off of your body, dude? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:58

Oh, you feel it, huh?

SPEAKER_06 1:34:00

It's just steroids.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:02

Peptides. You can take your gay shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:05

It's pheromones.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:06

Outside. There's no pheromones going around over here, you fucking doo-doo bird. Pat, you feeling turned on right now? Not at all. My dick just went up inside me. Just like the way Bill likes it. Can you not fucking twist your hand? Just like the way Bill likes it. Looking like you're trying to jerk me off. Stop that. Like a little fight. I gotta get up. My balls are fucking.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:31

Oh, hey, Billy. His pet's shoes untied. Is it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:35

Can you get adrenochrome out of a 50-year-old? No, it's not. Adrenochrome?

SPEAKER_05 1:34:43

Yeah, you're getting my fear.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:46

I bet we can make Pets scared.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:48

My fear is through the roof right now. But the problem is my blood type is fucking gravy right now. Do you bleach your asshole? A little bit. If I can bleach around my hemorrhoids.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:01

Oh, you made him shoot bourbon out his nose.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:06

Unfortunately, Billy, the bleaching affects my hemorrhoids. Stings, right? A little better. And your your buttholes, your butthole is delicate. I wax mine. That hurts.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:17

Bill prefers it's called a crinkle star.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:19

So you go to full Brazilian, huh? That's nice. I could see Billy getting waxed just like underneath, but hairy all over the place and just leaves.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:27

It's actually called the Billy. For the Billy Goat.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:32

That's called the Billy Goat. That's the Billy Goat.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:37

Yes, I'll take the Billy.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:39

I like to keep it.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:41

I like to keep it trimmed from when I get my taint licked. And the rim job gets done.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:49

It's the American Brazilian. It's called the Billy.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:55

If you want the deluxe, it's the big Billy. Okay. We're done with this road. Oh, we went off the tracks? Yeah, because the second when you said you said you get your rim job. Billy and his rim job. What are we talking about? It's crazy. Name my band, Billy and the Rim Job Boys. And it's actually the blue man group. That's the lead singer. No, the blue man group's bound with balls in them. Bill Flander and the Hermaphrodites. Oh my god. We will never, ever err.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:37

Just remember, there's no chicks with dicks. There's just guys with tits. That is fucking spot.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:47

Fucking words to live by right there. Thank you, Socrates. Can we get an amendment on that? On the kind of amen.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:00

I saw a comedian the other day. He goes, he was like, weird fantasy friend of mine, he likes tall chicks. And he goes, and he said, why like tall chicks? He's like, well, you know, I want to have tall kids and whatever it is, that, blah, blah, blah. He goes, well, that's why that's why I date chicks with big dicks. So my kids can have a big dick.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:20

He's gonna have a hog.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:28

I cannot wait to do the fucking AI generated clips from this show tonight. There might be a viral video coming. Please told me somebody was watching, so it's rim job. This is Operation Rim Job. Oh my god, that was so good. This is Operation Rim Job. Pat's like, you want to come to the show? Yeah, I'll be there. I'm in. Let's go.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:55

You guys were generally surprised when he pulled up the driveway, weren't you? Yes. We almost had Shane Spencer tonight, too. My good friend Shane Spencer. I told Pat I say, we can't have him in the studio. We should not. Because someone's got to fucking pick up.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:09

It's like hanging out with Kevin's responsible for him. LaBuddy's told you his stories about him, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:15

Nah, dude. You should have to come with LaBuddy or something, man.

The Drunk Guest Story And Wrap

SPEAKER_05 1:38:19

Like his handler? Yeah, LeBody is his handler.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:22

No, like I like Ben was Child's play. White girl. It was tough, man. Like, it was tough, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:31

Like I think he you think he was in pain when he took a salad right out the door? Wait, Ben was the guy that was here that one night, right? Yes. What happened to him? That was episode 100. That was the box passing out? Yes. Passing out.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:44

Yeah, he stayed over. Roofied. I had to take him to his hotel in the morning before I went to work. You know, it was great. It was awesome. And and a bird got in the house. Somehow I'm not surprised. Because he was already in the house? Because he left the fucking door open.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:02

How long was that into the show? Like 20 minutes into the show. No, it was it that quick?

SPEAKER_06 1:39:07

Yeah, he fucked me.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:08

I think it was like 28 minutes into the show.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:09

Well, he was trying, he was drinking hard trying to catch up to us. That's awesome. Which of course is the first mistake. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:16

Come on, man. The second I saw him bobbing and weaving, like fucking uh like fucking Viking. Like Pernell Whitaker. Yeah, he was yeah, he was caught. He was bobbing the weaving, like Purnell. I was like, oh, he's not he's not in a good spot. And the second he fucking got up and just turned, I was like, dude, he went out the door right. Hard right. Opens the door. Not only opens the door, he puts right he puts all of his weight on the door and he hangs onto the handle and swings the fuck out. Full force onto the concrete. And I was like, I thought I was watching the fucking scene and girls going wild. Like fucking hard right. Hard right. Out the door boot leaving.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:58

There ain't nothing there, dude. Concrete, man. What's the yeah? And a fridge.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:05

What's the blocking? What's the blocking scheme on this play? Hard right. You got it. I'm your guy. Ben, get out there and block for it. That was a perfect pin and pole.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:14

And McCarthy was like, Ah, he's okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:17

The second I saw it, because what's crazy is he fell, and then next thing you know, the door closes. I was like, I was like, is he even alright? Yeah. And then we didn't give a shit about him every time.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:30

No, McCarthy is like, yeah, he's okay. No. He'll be alright. And then like two minutes later, he was like, I'm gonna go check on him.

SPEAKER_08 1:40:38

I think he I think he died.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:41

And then neither of them came back to the show.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:44

That was a rough night. He was a rough night. Pat was here, right? Yes. Yeah. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:49

He was he was moaning and just like he was on my lawn. Yeah. He was on my lawn.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:03

Like a bunch of fucking velocity racks.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:06

Not even like outside the door, dude.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:09

He was resting.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:10

He was resting. No, dude. He he probably had the worst case of the fucking spins. Oh man. I can't imagine, man. I don't miss that shit. I never ever. That's the probably one of the worst feelings you could possibly get is when you're so fucked up that nothing stops spinning unless you lay down and you put one foot on the ground.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:31

Well, you gotta puke. You gotta puke though.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:32

That's what gets rid of that.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:34

What?

SPEAKER_05 1:41:35

You puke. Where are you going?

SPEAKER_02 1:41:36

I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:38

We're gonna end the show. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:45

I guess we should end it off.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:47

Is he better than us? This guy?

SPEAKER_06 1:41:50

Oh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:53

Did he just fuck? Did he go to the bathroom again? I don't know. He is a bladder of a 70-year-old. I heard something. I think he misses his pants sometimes. Oh Kevin, you woke up wet again. I'm sorry, baby. I tried to pee so many times today. Rubber sheets. You're gonna wear your bubble suit tonight. No, no, it's your pee. You stay in it. You live with that. Yeah, that's how the fuck. You shame. That's how the assassin would take it.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:30

I mean, if you don't fucking put his face in it, I don't even know.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:33

Uh yeah, some crazy shit today. Came home. Uh the assassin was smearing his face in his own feces. Oh, hey Kev. Like, what the fuck? Then he hit him on the nose with a fucking piece of newspaper.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:48

Was he assassin sober tonight or was it was the lights out?

SPEAKER_02 1:42:56

Let's go. It was it was lights out before the show. Um yeah, uh Matthew's watching the dogs right now. Is he really? Or is he put Obi in charge? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:12

Walking around with a big thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:13

He's been pretty good lately, man. Like he's uh he's functioning.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:16

You're doing it, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:17

He's doing all right. You know, I I Is he still making frozen uh like I dropped a nug on the counter and I was like, hey. Good job, buddy. Just watch the dogs, man. Like I'm gonna go downstairs.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:30

And I patted him on the head.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:32

You know? Sweet.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:33

I patted him on the head afterwards.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:35

He's 20, what were you in? 26? He's 24. He's old enough. You know. You know.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:46

Yeah. Should be. Yeah. Yeah. Or a unit. Do not. You're doing it. Give me a unit. Yeah, you're doing it.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:58

Dude, he he wouldn't know what to do with the unit, man. I'm scared of units now. Yeah, me too, but uh like I won't want so bad. I'm in this fight, you know, like I'm more of a holiday season kind of guy. It was so great. You know, like I don't want a fucking eight ball, you know, like just casual gram.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:19

When the fuck are we talking?

SPEAKER_02 1:44:21

Casual G?

SPEAKER_05 1:44:22

Pablo.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:23

You know.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:24

Fucking we have Pablo, ladies and gentlemen. Cocaine's a hell of a joke.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:28

Like maybe like a golf outing. Casual G on a golf outing. You know, because ain't no more fucking bachelor parties. No. Cause that used to be the last resort, man. Like now I just now I just bring the occasional G to the weeks. Like after you to our wakes. After your 20s heyday.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:52

Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news. Let's welcome Pablo Escobar to the fucking studio. Thanks, Pablo.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:03

I thought you were dead. I could tell you stories, dude. I thought you were dead. I shouldn't. I don't know if I can, but I could. Maybe off air.

unknown 1:45:14

What?

SPEAKER_04 1:45:16

You're Steve Murado.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:17

Yeah. We could have a convo into the street.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:20

You're too young. You remember Steve Morato? He used to hang out with fucking Dennis Cauley a lot. He's a good friend of Dennis Cauley. I ended up down with.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:30

Blonde haired dude?

SPEAKER_04 1:45:31

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:32

Yeah, Sam Flow and all the. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:35

I ended up down in fucking Manhattan with him in some fucking biker fucking club at like two in the morning. And I was driving his Mustang. We left the front row. And I had to work the next day. He's like, you want to drive the Mustang? Sure. He ripped right down the fucking stall. Shady fucking shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:58

What the?

SPEAKER_05 1:45:59

Is this the blue oyster? No, it wasn't. We were definitely in an MC club. It was fucking crazy. I was like, how do you how do you know these people? Because he was he was buttoned up at one point, but then he just fucking fell off a cliff.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:14

Literally. Yeah, he really did. Myth. Can't imagine. Oh, really? Well, I don't know. Possibly. I'm just saying, like, usually cliffs are myth. You know?

SPEAKER_04 1:46:24

He was engaged to fucking um Kathy Collins for a minute.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:28

He was actually engaged to her. Kathy Collins Chewbacca? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:35

He was engaged to her. She's probably listening right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:38

Well, I'm sure I'm sure she's very happy that she married the lawyer that she did. Yeah, she'd become the miserable, stuck up cunt that she is. I haven't told you. Do her to hear first, people. Oh, when she came into the football meeting and said, Why do our kids have to practice five days a week? Can't they practice three days a week like Somers?

SPEAKER_04 1:46:59

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:00

Yeah, can't you uh not have that extra box of Yodels?

unknown 1:47:03

Really?

SPEAKER_06 1:47:04

Hey, let me respond to that and say fuck you.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:08

They need to practice. Fucking people five days a week, yeah. Uh, can you guys practice too and go down to the stream back in the woods and wash your pussies? Actually, I don't even care anymore.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:18

How about that? Your kid was such a cunt.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:21

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:22

Such a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:23

Oh my god, look at the eyebrows, man. He is focused right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:27

And her and her douchebag husband had nothing to do but complain about playing time. Oh, I thought she would have had a wife. And they complained about the fucking teammates. Like it was like, it was like Then the concessions was fucked up, though.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:43

She played sports, she played basketball. You had five days a week practice.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:46

Self-righteous cunt.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:49

So she's probably a liberal.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:51

I would.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:52

Oh, for sure. Like, I would have totally took her a lesbian, like for her to have children and shit. Holy shit. I didn't even know she was still in the area. You know, like that's still up for debate. That's an accomplishment in itself, but she hides among the fucking tree dwellers.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:07

I couldn't say it at the time, but I want to tell you, I can't even imagine you found someone to fuck you to have it.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:13

Like totally. Like I'm on a serious waxing plan.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:17

I mean, the last guy I knew to fucked you was Bill, and he was really drunk.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:25

And that was through a sheet. I left the coat on. I left the bag on your head, anyways.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:32

You'll never live that down. I'll remember that old. Dude, she was she was hot back then.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:36

That's when she was hot. Her breath. She was dropping like 24 points a game, man. And fucking Billy. Her and Julie.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:47

Pegging Billy in the fucking locker room. And Bill loved it. That's why Billy's his. Bill loved being spit roasted. That's why he's very violent. It's something that's been trapped for years. It's his pegging in high school.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:03

The first Burton Grinder.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:04

Yeah. Yeah. You're probably. Oh very good. No, no, well, no, no, no, no. Because it's totally different. Because Brittany Griner, when she talks, she sounds good. S sounds like she smokes three packs a day.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:19

I'm sorry, you mean Barry Griner? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:22

I'm like, no, nobody's gonna question that. Like, come on. Seriously. Well, uh, I think I had a good game tonight. They they treated two Russian assassins to get her out of Russia.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:36

We need Britney Greener. No, we don't. Keep her. Then she gets back into the country and spits on it. Hello. Really? Thanks, Joe Biden.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:46

You're the best. Huh? Another cunt. It's a nice word. It is a nice word. I love that word. It's not offensive if you use it as an adjective.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:59

It's like stop acting like a cunt. It's an extra. They're fine with that. It's an extra.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:05

You're such a cunt.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:07

You know?

SPEAKER_05 1:50:08

Exclamation point. Kevin gets that one often. I always say see you next Tuesday. I curve my language. No, you don't. No, I do not. You actually uh have see you next Tuesday in your ball sack and you put it on their forehead. That's what you do.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:23

I call that word the showstopper. You're a fucking cunt. Yes. That is that is that is the real don't call me a cunt. Okay, cunt.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:35

Don't call it a cunt back. I I never post on Facebook. Someone posted something and my wife was fucking stupid enough to take debate and make a comment. So people started fucking jumping in.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:50

And then I came in flexed. Well she don't want to handle it, obviously, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:50:55

So so I come in, I motherfuck this one, I motherfuck that one, and someone turns around and goes, Oh, you must be triggered. It's like, I was like, hey, cunt.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:07

Now you're triggered. I'm triggered because you took me out of my snack time. And out of that group. You must be triggered. What? Yep. Pardon me? Cunt? I what?

SPEAKER_06 1:51:23

No, cunt, I'm fine. I'm fucking angry all the fucking time. Don't worry about it. You retarded cunt faggot? You dropped cunt in that fucking, in that type of environment. People went nuts. It was awesome. 16 comments after that, I'm like, I'm like, wow, I should just say cunt again. Maddie started. Who's triggered?

SPEAKER_05 1:51:41

After that, Maddie started taking dick pics and putting it up.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:44

He's gonna go fund me.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:49

No. Alright, my eyes are fucking closing over here. You drove to Pittsburgh today, so yeah. Well, no, it's fucking little. Hey, Bill. Grandpat's crash, wake him up. I can't you can't, because it's I'm I got like a fucking I got moose knuckle going on. Now fuck you, Kevin. He's a bean bag in there. No, squeeze. Once you squeeze, can you do me a solid? Can you squeeze his HIV legs over there?

SPEAKER_03 1:52:17

Get a little die over there.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:18

Shut up, Tom Hanks.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:21

Well, if Bill squeezed his legs, he might break.

unknown 1:52:23

Fuck it off me.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:24

I'll fucking kill you, Billy.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:27

You look awake now. Like a nice thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:30

My pants are so tight on my ball sack. I got a moose knocking throwing.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:33

He's fighting back too hard. Eh, come on, you could do it, man. Does it smell like chloroform? Yes, it does. Billy, assert your dominant. Um what?

SPEAKER_06 1:52:46

Just just Okay. Move the microphone out of your way. That's it for us, ladies and gentlemen. Dismount him.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:52

I don't know if you just noticed there was an IED explosion in the studio. Abdul Jafar Mohammedadi.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:00

Time to assert it.

SPEAKER_05 1:53:01

Once again, Mohammedadi makes an appearance. Muhammadadi. Mohammedadi. Dukka Dukka. All right. We're getting the fuck out of here. Thank you for joining us, Big Billy. Thank you for coming in again. What are we doing live? Kevin fucking sucks at kiss. And he's gay.