The Take It Deep Show
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The Take It Deep Show
The Jackson Pollock Blanket Incident
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He thought it was just a fart, went to bed feeling “fine,” and woke up asking one question nobody wants to ask: why am I wet? That’s where our Sober Sunday starts, and somehow it only gets more unhinged from there. With clear heads and no bourbon, we still manage to hit peak Take It Deep Show chaos: tech meltdowns, brutal honesty, and the kind of story you can’t unknow once you hear it.
We also start building a new segment we actually want you to see: TID Idol, our karaoke competition idea with a guest challenger, a bucket of songs, genre picks, and the debate over whether anyone should know what they’re about to sing. We talk practical setup too: microphones, camera angles, staging, and yes, the very real temptation to turn it into a full costume spectacle.
Then we zoom out into the bigger stuff that’s clogging everyone’s feed and brain lately. We get into Afroman’s lawsuit saga and the free speech angle, riff on politics and war clips, and vent about the cost of living, gas prices, and why everything feels harder than it should. If you’ve been doomscrolling, you’ll recognize the spiral: airports, conspiracy chatter, solar storms, earthquakes, asteroids, and even how fentanyl changed the risk of “party” drugs for good.
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Don't say that word. We're gonna get the copyright.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07Metal Ica.
Cold Open And Sober Sunday
SPEAKER_05Fuck you, Lars. Yeah, those motherfuckers. Greedy prick. That's a great, great fucking intro. I think that's gonna be the That's the one.
SPEAKER_07I don't know about the ending there.
SPEAKER_05Why? Why? Because now I'm coming down. This brings Guns N Roses vibe to it. This is so 80s.
SPEAKER_07But now I'm coming down, you know?
SPEAKER_05What does you want to do? You don't want to be too hyped up like you're on fucking meth. Yeah, Muhammad Daddy.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Okay, fine.
SPEAKER_05Fuck me. That one should listen to because I like the beginning of that. We gotta play more with that fucking app. I'm gonna be sniffling the whole fucking line. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fine episode of the Take It Deep Show.
SPEAKER_07It's not even fun stuff.
SPEAKER_05Happy Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, fun.
SPEAKER_07Sober Sunday.
SPEAKER_05You haven't drank?
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_03I'm actually He's probably not. He's probably hungover. Yeah, I've I've passed drunk and I'm getting through hungover right now.
SPEAKER_05Now you see why things have gone so smooth. Just gonna throw it out there.
SPEAKER_07Well, it's one time. It's one time, it's not a study. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Can we do it like for the next three episodes and see how that goes? You got your mouth washed upstairs. And then uh you can go back to drinking.
SPEAKER_07Cut the vanilla extract.
SPEAKER_05And of course, I was talking to I was talking to Dero about it. Well, of course. And Doreau's like, dude, it's like it's fucking great when they get hammered all the time. I'm like, I was like, because you're a fucking idiot too.
SPEAKER_03Well, listen, some people love the fact that we sit on a show and we get hammered and you know we say things.
SPEAKER_05No, that I don't give a shit about. It's the antics in between that kind of shuts the shit down quick. Because when you start throwing shit like numchucks and and Chinese stars towards a thank God that's been down. By the way. The good old frying pan. The gong.
SPEAKER_03The gong is gong's coming back.
SPEAKER_05Maybe. The gong. If we have a brunch, we're gonna cook some eggs in it. That's the way we're gonna use it. But when you start throwing Chinese stars and this guy's like, oh, that was a good one. That was a good one. She gets uh she gets hairy. Alright, agreed.
SPEAKER_03Some maybe some of those things throw a little over the top.
SPEAKER_05You know, you're kind of behaving like Trump is behaving. Out of control.
SPEAKER_07I what do you mean? I have no argument there. Whatever are you talking about?
SPEAKER_05What the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_07I don't know, but I guess we're gonna go to get to go to vacations in Cuba soon, huh?
SPEAKER_05Looks that way.
SPEAKER_07I've heard great things about it.
SPEAKER_05Well, if they still have their 1950s type cars, I'm I'm all for it.
SPEAKER_03Did you hear him talking to the Japanese?
SPEAKER_05Oh, how great was that, dude. My God.
SPEAKER_03Greatest all-time thing ever. But the worst all-time thing ever.
SPEAKER_05Can you imagine the people that are in his you know, his circle? Right? Whatever they're getting paid, it ain't enough. And you hear that, and you're just like, should I say you know what? Nah.
SPEAKER_07Dude, I think it was awesome that he said it. The warning is Japan.
SPEAKER_03I mean, Japan knows. Why didn't we tell you? Why did you tell me about Pearl Harbor? You know about keeping things secret. Japan knows about keeping things secret.
SPEAKER_07Did you see the video of her walking down like where they got the presidential
Antics, Props, And Going Too Far
SPEAKER_07photos and she comes to the autopen? No. And she'll she like visibly like grabs her mouth and starts laughing.
SPEAKER_05Go on to the old, go on to the YouTube app and just share to I did already. The regular Facebook page? Yes. Okay. You think they people it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_03You know what? I I shared it from my Facebook page. I'll even go to the take a deep show page and share it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I gotta put to well then again I can't even fucking do anything anymore.
SPEAKER_03I I don't know which take a deep show page I'm gonna be sharing it.
SPEAKER_05I'm trying to get the through the meta business thing, I'm trying to get you onto the the Facebook page and it's it's giving me issues. Like I don't know what's going on. I just don't know. I've never I never dealt with any ridiculous technology like I have dealt with with fucking Facebook and Instagram. Anything Facebook Mark Zuckerberg, you can fucking take it deep. Because it's awful. Awful. Just I I even showed you, remember when it said I changed my password?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05And then it says you've recently changed your password. I'm like, yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So let me in. Fuck. Nobody wants us on here, Maddie. No. We're revolutionizing the fucking podcast world.
SPEAKER_07You think it's Masad keeping us down?
SPEAKER_05Possibility. Possibility. Who do you think uh who do you think in
Trump Clips And Cuba Talk
SPEAKER_05our inner circles? Masad? Billy.
SPEAKER_07Oh, he could be a plant. Right?
SPEAKER_05Fun loving fucking.
SPEAKER_07Maybe it's the assassin.
SPEAKER_05The fun loving fucking silverback gorilla?
SPEAKER_03That that I could believe. Right.
SPEAKER_05He's totally double agent.
SPEAKER_03You know he is. I wish he was listening to this right now.
SPEAKER_05He's like, as long as I get to bang Russian hookers, I'm in. That's what he's doing. He's with Putin. Hanging out. Counting on fucking. I definitely. Definitely. He's he's not Massad, though. I can't see him doing Massad. He talks about Islam really uh negatively on Facebook.
SPEAKER_07Maybe that's just, you know.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_07It's part of the thing, isn't it?
SPEAKER_05What's that? Be oh, throwing off the other the other guys making sure that like counterintelligence.
SPEAKER_07No, Massad's Israel.
SPEAKER_05No, he's not an agent, he ate Islam.
SPEAKER_03Counterintelligence?
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I can see. Well, Masad's Israel. You know how to talk about it. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Fucking. It don't matter. They run everything. That's the way I see it. Apparently.
SPEAKER_03I I forget who I was talking to the other day that made a comment similar to our uh friend Auschwitz Orbs over here.
SPEAKER_07Oh boy go. That's a rough name, man.
SPEAKER_05That is a I mean Well when people are like Did you see how fluent that was though? He didn't fucking practice that.
SPEAKER_07It's like you said, Auschwitz Orbs. He's definitely described me to strangers at these parties.
SPEAKER_05It's pretty easy to say.
SPEAKER_03I just think that's my radio.
SPEAKER_05Say that five times.
SPEAKER_03I'd rather not.
SPEAKER_05Auschwitz Aubs, Auschwitz Obs, Auschwitz Orb. Yeah. You could do it. So bad. It is bad.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna come out in a mirror now.
SPEAKER_07There's gonna be like helicopters descending on us in like ten minutes because Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well Yeah, because that's the worst thing we've said on this show.
SPEAKER_05So I was I was watching I was watching what movie.
SPEAKER_07Well, you can't say anything about him anymore, you know?
SPEAKER_05Valkyrie.
Valkyrie And Hitler Movie Takes
SPEAKER_05Have you seen that?
SPEAKER_03Bits and pieces
Facebook And Instagram Tech Rage
SPEAKER_03of it.
SPEAKER_05I watched it. It's pretty good. Not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_07It was the whole uh Oh, it's the Tom Cruise one?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, the whole assassination attempt on Hitler. That motherfucker survived 15 assassination attempts.
SPEAKER_03Fifteen. Until they moved him to Europe till about the rest of his life?
SPEAKER_05It was after his last assassination attempt. He died nine months later, or it says he committed suicide. I was like, that motherfucker was probably cranked up on meth coke and whatever else, and he probably OD'd.
SPEAKER_03He was probably hanging out with one of Epstein's descendants.
SPEAKER_05Possibility. He seemed like an okay, like a grumpy guy in the movie. You know? I was like, and the way they they depict him in it, I was like, yeah, now I can see why his face looks the way it does. He's fucking hitting that crank every day with all the other SS fucking troops. He looks like he's been on a bender for a week. Wow. He looked like, no joke, I was like, that's a perfect fucking example.
SPEAKER_07You can't sleep during war, you gotta stay up.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god. But whoever they had play him looked who was really at war. Whoever the actor was looked exactly like him.
SPEAKER_03I know somebody else that looked exactly like him too. I saw a picture of it.
SPEAKER_05Ah, Schwitz Hobbes?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. It's a rumor.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that fucking photo. That better not ever come out. That's all I know. The second I saw that, I shut my phone off.
SPEAKER_03This week, you mean? Don't let it come out this week.
SPEAKER_05I shut my phone off. I shut my signal off. I'm like, I cannot be detected after receiving that.
SPEAKER_07It's pretty bad. I don't know what you're talking about. You're part of it. All I did was send photos of the process of me shaving.
SPEAKER_05Just a weird process that you have?
SPEAKER_07No, it's my battery ran out. My
Hair Trimmer Disaster At Home
SPEAKER_07razor.
SPEAKER_05Dude, that happened to me the other day.
SPEAKER_07Why was your hand in the air? Because you got a razor.
SPEAKER_05Dude, the other day I was using my my buzzer to fucking cut my hair.
SPEAKER_07Oh. And I Sorry that I'm a little cloudy. No booze.
SPEAKER_05I put the fucking thing on the on the counter, which I thought was good, but it fell because I guess I put too much weight towards the end. So it broke, and I had half my hair trimmed with no other buzzer.
SPEAKER_03How many appointments that day?
SPEAKER_05It was a weekend, thank God. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, I'm looking for Ryder's buzzer that I bought him, real nice one. I was like, fuck. He ends up with his fucking mother's house. Shit. I'm sitting there, and this is when I I look like a mole. Half my head is like out the chia pet. And half wasn't grown for the whole day. I sat in the I sat in the apartment. I was like, I can't go out in public.
SPEAKER_07You don't have a hat?
SPEAKER_05It didn't matter, dude. They're gonna be like, oh, he must have some type of surgery underneath the other side if he's wearing a cap. Yeah, I got fucking neuralink done. So of which I told Maddie and Cavaretti I I had an incident.
SPEAKER_07Oh, you really gotta bring it in.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, why not? Sacrifice yourself for the team, bro.
The Shitting-The-Bed Confession
SPEAKER_05So the last time I shit myself, I had COVID. And that was that was bad. I remember that was bad. And I I remember fucking my stomach was killing me, and I'm like, oh, this one's just gonna be a fart. Right? When when you're awake and it happens, you're just like, you know, you start crying.
SPEAKER_03You shit your new couch, I believe.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. And you then you you ask for wet towels.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I mean sometimes it'll limit the damage too. Exactly, exactly.
SPEAKER_05But this wasn't limited. You were just like, and that that noise, just all over the place. With clothes on. Mind you.
SPEAKER_03With imagine the velocity of it coming out.
SPEAKER_05It was it was almost like having having an infant child who you're changing the diaper on who shit up their back. Because I know you've had that. I know you've had it. I dude, Ryder did it, his was green. I was like, uh it was awful. So last so on um get to the armpit. You know, like it's on Friday night. My stomach wasn't feeling great, and I was I was just shitting all over the place. Did you have some bad sushi or something? I don't know, dude. I was trying to rethink what it was. And I'm like, eh, I had macaroni and cheese, and I had fucking peanut butter and jelly. That was it throughout the day.
SPEAKER_07Did you make the peanut butter and jelly or did you buy a peanut butter and jelly?
SPEAKER_05I made it. Why would I fuck it? Are you kidding me? Buy a peanut butter. First of all, it's that's not peanut butter. That is fucking sawdust wet. I'm just is whatever the type of peanut butter you're buying. Just click on it. Honestly, dude.
SPEAKER_07I'm trying to like.
SPEAKER_05Anyway, it's skippy fucking extra chunky because I like the extra chunky.
SPEAKER_03He wanted to know if you're eating gas station food again.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what it got.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no.
SPEAKER_05Gotta rule these things out. So but then I'm like, I'm laying down watching a movie. It's a good one. My stomach just starts never heard going crazy. Bubble nuts. Till the instant of where you're like, it does it, and it's almost like it shits on its own, but like you're like, oh, you squeeze, you're like, oh, I got that one. Close the valve, right? I was a fucking fountain the whole night until the end of the night where I'm like, alright, I I I'm good. So I decide to sleep naked. It was warm in the dungeon. I was like, fuck it, let me sleep naked.
SPEAKER_03My stomach's bothering me, and I just had to clinch up my face.
SPEAKER_05And I felt, but I felt great. I was like, this is gonna feel really nice, wrapped up in a blanket, all warm and cozy. Which I thought. I woke up the next morning. You're like a shitty burrito.
SPEAKER_07What fat Neo woke up out of the water?
SPEAKER_05No, this is when this is when Fat Neo was becoming to semi, he was coming to semi-fat Neo from shitting so much. So he was semi-fat Neo coming out of his cocoon. And I woke up the next morning. I'm like, why do I feel so wet? I'm like, what the fuck? That smell is awful. Why is the sheep coming with me? I pull my blanket off of me. It's one of those what's the type of material? Fucking it's a thin blanket, but it's warm. Velvet.
SPEAKER_03The type the type you burn after this.
SPEAKER_07Like chenille.
SPEAKER_05Whatever. What did you decide?
SPEAKER_07Chenille. Fucking shakille? It's a fabric. It's made of blankets. Gay.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Way gay on that, Chenille. So I pull back the covers and I have a fucking Pollock.
SPEAKER_03Jackson Pollock.
SPEAKER_05Jackson Pollock on my my fucking covers. Then I'm like, I had to reach back reach back. So I was like, oh my god. What the fuck? I get up, my fucking sheets are covered, and it looked like the chunky peanut butter. But it was just a chunky peanut butter. But it smelled like 15 corpses. Death. And I got up and I just sat there and I'm like, what am I gonna do with this?
SPEAKER_07Did you cry?
SPEAKER_05Almost dead. Did you cry a little bit? Straight to the shower, hosed myself off. I grabbed the fucking I'm like, I can't. Which day was this? Saturday morning.
SPEAKER_03You should have run outside like Andy Dufresne in the fucking Sawshank Redemption. It wasn't raining on Saturday morning. With a bar of soap, just yelling at the sky.
SPEAKER_05So I went straight to the shower, hosed off, and I'm like, oh my god. Grabbed the fucking.
SPEAKER_07Do you have a handheld shower head? Or is it a fixed shower head?
SPEAKER_05Fixed shower head.
SPEAKER_07Oh, see. Oh, you know you missed it.
SPEAKER_05No, dude, I was uh I was burning myself with the hot water, letting it run down. I was in the crevices getting shit out. I'm not lying.
SPEAKER_03I might have set myself on fire for a minute.
SPEAKER_05Stop chopping roll. Stop chopping roll. So then I'm like, I can't put the blanket in the laundry looking like that. So I grabbed the blanket and I'm in the fucking shower getting all off the sheets.
SPEAKER_03Pull the cover off the bed. So you do you have the bed put together, back put back together again?
SPEAKER_05Oh, I cleaned everything.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Do you like nuzzle up to the brown spot now?
SPEAKER_05No. No.
SPEAKER_03It's not clean.
SPEAKER_05Good thing is, no, dude, it didn't bleed through. I have one of those uh the memory foam mattresses that have like the thick cover on it. You know what I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_03Well, you have pink eye by the end of the week.
SPEAKER_05Ah, it doesn't matter. Yeah. It's fucking conjunctivitis, no big deal. It'll go away. You look like the thing. Why do I have Koksaki? I don't understand.
SPEAKER_07Pat's got mad cow.
SPEAKER_05So uh yeah, so I I first time ever. I must have been mid-sleep where I'm like, oh, I think I could because I was I was fucking wake up.
SPEAKER_06Some dream.
SPEAKER_03And I was in cell block C. I'm not gonna cry. If that happened to me, I might have to shoot myself.
SPEAKER_05But yeah, it never happened to me sleeping.
SPEAKER_03But I mean, okay. There's no there's no safe place.
SPEAKER_07But that there were underlying stomach where everything's fine. You had stomach issues going into it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but at least wouldn't you think my body would would be like alarming and wake up and be like, you're gonna shit yourself.
SPEAKER_07I mean, I would I would think so. I'm just clean the fuck up, man. Trying to make you feel better, man.
SPEAKER_03Listen, I'm not saying when you actually flu or something, you know, every once in a while something will sneak out. It happens.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it gets through the guard.
SPEAKER_03But generally, but generally sleeping, you're safe. That's a bad, that's a bad thing.
SPEAKER_05Maddie, I just realized you are not safe anywhere.
SPEAKER_03It's no.
SPEAKER_05You're not. Well. At least my butthole says that. Jesus. I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_03Stop putting things in there, Pat. Fucking crazy. I can't put things in there. The hemorrhoids. No one wants no one wants to see you wearing a raccoon tail.
SPEAKER_05Fucking pull start?
SPEAKER_03Awesome.
SPEAKER_05You could borrow them. As long as it gets rid of the hemorrhoids, I'm in. If it does that. Stuff them up there at least. But that's my story about my butthole and me shooting myself in my bed.
SPEAKER_03So thanks for that.
SPEAKER_05I gotta make sure which which way I move, I don't move too far.
SPEAKER_07Nothing too sudden.
SPEAKER_05Can't open any fucking pathways up, dude. Just take your time. That's that's the way pathways need to stay closed. There's an accident on the highway. Let's shut down the ramps.
SPEAKER_03If your shit on that pan and on that couch goes over, there's no more TID show, there's no more group, there's no more nothing. Give me a diaper. I'm coming back in with a can of gasoline, and we're just putting this, we're just setting this whole studio on fire.
SPEAKER_05So I the other day, I sent a message to one of our dear listeners, Bubba
TID Idol Karaoke Challenge Begins
SPEAKER_05Joe. Oh. I drew the gauntlet with him.
SPEAKER_03He's he's looking forward to some T. I.D. karaoke.
SPEAKER_05So in the next upcoming episodes, T I D idol.
SPEAKER_03T. I. Are we gonna have Joe in studio?
SPEAKER_05He's gonna have to be.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_07Title. The title title.
SPEAKER_05The title idol. The tit you can't do that. That'd be cool, though. So T. I. D. Idol.
SPEAKER_07So karaoke. Vision on how this is gonna work. We gotta figure this out. In this room, we go into another room.
SPEAKER_05No, we're gonna we're gonna have to do it in this room.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_03How are we not gonna do it in this room?
SPEAKER_07I don't know. I mean, you were talking about going out. You were talking about going out. Yeah, like in its infancy of talks, we were talking about doing it out there.
SPEAKER_03We barely keep this shit held together in here.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Very negative. Somebody doesn't want to grow. Very negative. I'd rather stay here in a small room because I feel big.
SPEAKER_07Give the guy a comfortable chair, he doesn't want to get out of it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, all of a sudden. I will go to sleep in a second. But I mean it's a good cause. I mean that would but the problem is the sound. I don't know if it should be okay, sound wise. It is yeah, because as long as we're on these microphones and shit. We're good. Bigger space. You don't know where the fucking where you put the TV out there.
SPEAKER_07Very true.
SPEAKER_05That's the only problem.
SPEAKER_07I can bring another TV down.
SPEAKER_05No, you'd need you would need something like a on a stand or you you make a stand on the table. And it's like right at the edge of the table.
SPEAKER_07Like the way that TV is.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. That would look crazy, but uh no, we can't do that because then uh it'll look really weird with filming.
SPEAKER_07I I'd cut into the ceiling and maybe get one of them drop downs.
SPEAKER_05That'd be crazy.
SPEAKER_07What the fuck is that? Great song.
SPEAKER_03I think I think I think Kevin and I should pick out the songs. No, no, no, no, no.
Picking Songs And Power Ballads
SPEAKER_03I think we should. It's gotta be songs we know. Well, if you have the words, what does it matter?
SPEAKER_05Because I don't know. I've never heard of a you've heard Pink Pony Club. Who's the Pink Pony Club?
SPEAKER_07Chapel Roan? What? That's her name. Yeah. Chaperon.
SPEAKER_05Oh, who the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_07That's the girl who sings Pink Pony Club.
SPEAKER_05What the fuck is the Pink Pony? I've never heard of it.
SPEAKER_07Oh, dude, this is a great song.
SPEAKER_05Hmm.
SPEAKER_07Catchy beat. You know? Pink Pony. Makes me want to dance in the rain. That's like a weird version. That's a weird version.
SPEAKER_03It's just the music. It's a karaoke.
SPEAKER_05I've never heard of that song.
SPEAKER_03Say it here.
SPEAKER_05Never heard of it. Alright, you could shut that fucking thing off there, pal. Jesus. That's that's not the song. It was the song. Yeah, but then that's not how it sounds.
SPEAKER_03You know what? Go fuck yourself about it.
SPEAKER_05So I was thinking, since we have the spin wheel thing.
SPEAKER_03You're so angry.
SPEAKER_05We have the the spin wheel thing. We can fucking spin the wheel for maybe genre. Okay.
SPEAKER_07And then the T I D choice for me and Maddie. Like there's there's a sliver for us to get a chance to.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but it's we should choose like fucking. How many fucking genres? There's a lot of genres. There's a lot of genres. So we gotta keep it to a min. So we do rock. We do 80s hairband. 80s, 90s.
SPEAKER_07I think you should each power ballads. I think you should each have a power ballad. How many songs are you doing?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Like what's the I don't you can't do three because that's gonna take forever. And it's gonna be real fucking annoying.
SPEAKER_03It's gonna be funny as fuck. You can't do the whole song. Maybe you do a minute of a song or something. What about two songs each a verse and a chorus?
SPEAKER_07What about two songs each and a duet? Oh I like that. Oh. Like meatloaf? Like Islands in the stream. Are you hungry?
SPEAKER_05Awful.
SPEAKER_07They could sing Islands in the stream together.
SPEAKER_05Or you could do what? No, who's uh two out of three ain't fan. What's the one? Oh, Linda Ronstadt and fucking uh Kenny Rogers. No. Somewhere somewhere out there. Five them. Gay.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Chanel. Uh, let's say power ballads. Let's see what they got. Let's see what it pulls up. Power ballads. Top 100 power ballads playlist.
SPEAKER_06Journey. Journey. Yeah. Journey.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you got November Rain. I don't want to miss a thing from Marrow Smith. I want to know what love is from Foreigner.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Actually, I like to hear Joe do that one.
SPEAKER_05I do anything for love, meatloaf. It's a good one. Yeah. It's kind of gimmicky. With or without you, you two, that's really not a power ballad. Everything I do, I do for you, Brian Adams. Oh. Keep on loving you, Ario Speedwagon. Another great one. Nothing else matters. Metallica. How about that? All by myself, Celine Dion. Who the fuck cares? This is one of my favorite songs of all time. It's definitely in my top ten. Broken Wings, Mr. Mister. Yes. Come on. Take them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking go. We might do six songs. There's gonna be These Dreams from Heart.
SPEAKER_03That's a good one.
SPEAKER_05Is this Love, Whitesnake? Great tune.
SPEAKER_03That is a great tune. I don't know about singing it.
SPEAKER_05It must have been Love from Roxette.
SPEAKER_07But it's over now.
SPEAKER_05There you go. It was all that I wanted. Yeah. If you leave me now, Chicago. Dude, there's a lot. Here's another good one. Solid one. Nobody really thinks about. More than words. Extreme. Ah. Come on. Open arms, Shirney.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's fucking classy.
SPEAKER_05Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh. If we do this and someone doesn't do don't stop believing, I'm not even, I'm not even participating.
SPEAKER_05Every rose has its thorn.
SPEAKER_03Poison.
SPEAKER_05Cool. Solid. Another good one. Wind of change, scorpions.
SPEAKER_03Great one.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. In the air tonight. That's that's not a fucking power belt.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Phil Collins with the fucking drums.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it could be, could be. Home sweet home, Motley Crew. Fantastic. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sister Christian from Night Ranger.
SPEAKER_03Fantastic song.
SPEAKER_07Time has come.
SPEAKER_05Classic song right now. Classic. One of my fucking total eclipse of the heart, Bonnie Tyler. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Come on. Yeah. Yeah. You can't say power ballad. No, that one's.
SPEAKER_05I'm trying to remember like the end of the song.
unknownFuck.
SPEAKER_05I just had it in my head and I forget.
SPEAKER_07Such a good song. I think you guys should have to sing female power ballads.
SPEAKER_05God damn, Kevin. That's wow. Good call. That's a good call. Wow. Very good call. Alright, so now I'm looking for fucking for females.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's still any Chicago song.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Wow, there's not too many females on here. Oh, here we go. If I can turn back time, share. There you go. Awful. I would never fucking choose that song.
SPEAKER_07You'd have to wear the outfit. Oh.
SPEAKER_05I gotta be all a sequence fucking dress.
SPEAKER_03I'm out. I'm out. I don't want to see Pat's ass in that outfit.
SPEAKER_05It's a double X. All Out of Love from Air Supply. Do you remember that song? That's a good one.
SPEAKER_07Lost Without You.
SPEAKER_05Who does not know that fucking? All Out of Love. So Lost Without You.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. My money's on Joe.
SPEAKER_05You think I was really just singing there, you fucking cocksucker? Fuck you. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no. Well. It was Whitney Houston, but it wasn't a good song. Purple Rain.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_03What? Fuck who. It's only Purple Rain. Good song. Bad karaoke song. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I could see that. I can.
SPEAKER_07I thought you're knocking Prince.
SPEAKER_03No, how can you not? Love is a Battlefield. Pat Benatar. Can you sing it like Billy Falangro does in Metallica style?
SPEAKER_05We don't need another hero, Tina Turner.
SPEAKER_03That came out in the car the other day. I was bringing Matt home from working out. I fucking turned it up. Nice. And I'm fucking jamming out, and he's fucking looking at me like, what's the matter with you?
SPEAKER_05Like, shut up, sir. Do you remember Starship? Holy shit, dude. The names of these fucking Jefferson bands.
SPEAKER_06Um Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.
SPEAKER_05Sinead O'Connor. No. Fleetwood Mac.
SPEAKER_03Fleetwood Mac solid.
SPEAKER_05Dude, some of these are anything I've never heard of.
SPEAKER_07Maybe there's gotta be like an ABBA.
SPEAKER_05No, there's no fucking ABBA.
SPEAKER_03How far if ABBA wasn't a power ballast? Black Sabbath Sabbath is on here.
SPEAKER_05What? Yeah. What song? Changes. Then this is where it gets weird. Like some of the How far down are you?
SPEAKER_03Like, what number are you at now?
SPEAKER_05I don't even know. Because I'm close to the bottom of the list. Oh, hero and require gracias. Maybe, maybe that's one song in Spanish.
SPEAKER_07Right, right, yeah, yeah. Something with some kind of Spanish in it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, here's a good one. Fucking cheap trick, the flame.
SPEAKER_03Are you familiar at all with Jeffrey Gaines?
SPEAKER_05Oh my god, yeah. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Little hero and me, perhaps?
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's a good one. Well, no, Jeffrey's got he plays there's a version that he does of uh In Your Eyes. Oh, the Peter Gabriel shoot? Yeah. Oh, I never heard that. Really? Oh shit. What happened? Fucking see the battery's dead already. Oh no.
SPEAKER_07What battery?
Laptop Panic And Ghost Voice Moment
SPEAKER_07Laptop?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Battle stations.
SPEAKER_05Plug it in. Oh my god, my dad.
SPEAKER_03Okay. God damn it. If you were gonna do that, why the fuck you make me get up?
SPEAKER_05I didn't.
SPEAKER_03God damn it. Oh my god. Don't shut off.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_03Get it in there.
SPEAKER_07I can't get it here.
SPEAKER_03Do we lose it?
SPEAKER_07Is it plenty?
SPEAKER_03You are too fucking late orbs.
SPEAKER_05Meanwhile, I'm like, oh yeah, it's no problem.
SPEAKER_03We'll get through this. We'll get through this.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but this is a Jeffrey James one.
unknownNever fucking do that.
SPEAKER_03Are we back in? Are we good? Oh, we're on.
SPEAKER_01Hey.
SPEAKER_05Look at that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05That was the quickest fix I think we've ever had.
SPEAKER_07Ever.
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_07Don't say it out loud.
SPEAKER_05It was a quick. No, it's just you're sh you listen, it's been things have been much better. Since getting rid of Right?
SPEAKER_07Since she walked them out to the ice, like the extra.
SPEAKER_05I gave them their their proper resting area. So I was like, it's time for us, boys.
SPEAKER_03Do you know how upset I am that scout didn't run back in the house with them in his mouth?
SPEAKER_05With a fucking fucking meat jacket, that fucking dog in the woods. Fuck that.
SPEAKER_07Meat jacket. Such a good idea.
SPEAKER_05It is. Totally is. So Bubba Joe. The gauntlet has been has been drawn. The terms, we gotta figure that shit out because that's gonna. How many songs? Three?
SPEAKER_03Three songs each.
SPEAKER_05And uh and a and a fucking duet?
SPEAKER_03A verse and a chorus for each song.
SPEAKER_07Oh, so not the full song?
SPEAKER_03Not the full we'll be here for a fucking ever.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You're looking at fucking three, six, nine, I mean, four minute songs.
SPEAKER_03And then a duet. I think I think you should do Ebony and Ivory.
SPEAKER_05How about fucking uh John Travolta and you're the one that I want? Yeah, you're the one that I want. Honey. And I'm rubbing his face. So Gauntlet's drawn, Joe. We'll figure out the terms. And the first ever TID idol.
SPEAKER_03We're gonna put 20 songs in a bucket or a hat. I said we're gonna pick them out of the hat. And that's how we're doing this.
SPEAKER_07But we're gonna have to they're gonna have to know ahead of time.
SPEAKER_03Fuck that. We gotta get the there'll be a fucking app with the music and the words.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_03We'll fucking pick out the fucking songs.
SPEAKER_05Okay But we gotta know the songs. Because I know I already know you. You'll be an asshole and be like, you know, yep. You'll you'll pick fucking songs nobody knows.
SPEAKER_07No, there's no fun in that.
SPEAKER_05And well, that's what he he finds it fun. I don't think so. I think he was saying he's the other last time we were talking about this, he's like, You guys shouldn't know the songs. I'm like, you're right.
SPEAKER_07Well, you shouldn't know what you're gonna sing.
SPEAKER_05No, I know that, but you should know the song. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03In order to do karaoke off that off that list that you were just reading off of, we could pick 20 songs off of there like that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, trying to remember that fucking those fucking songs on how they go.
SPEAKER_03But that's why you have the fucking, that's why you got the karaoke song.
SPEAKER_05So the first ever T. I. Didol, myself versus Bubba Joe.
SPEAKER_03Are we are we talking next week?
SPEAKER_05Are we talking in April?
SPEAKER_07Next week. Fuck. We gotta get it. There's logistics that need to be two weeks, three weeks.
SPEAKER_03Now it's logistics.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we we gotta get it right. Gotta get it right. Gotta build a stage. Yeah. I gotta get costumes.
SPEAKER_03We're not doing hold on.
SPEAKER_07What are you talking about? Well, I mean, flair is part of the the look, you know.
SPEAKER_05Like you gotta I gotta find because we gotta do like dual dual camera. We have to.
SPEAKER_03Oh God. We're gonna we're gonna use dual camera. So I've yeah, but I'll faith.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna talk to my girl chat because I believe there's a way you can hook up the phone to where it doesn't fuck with the bandwidth in order to stream from that and put it through there. Oh, so we could do the fucking uh the what's that cam called? The the one where we do with the with with the chicks. Oh. Just put that on mute, but put it on a stand to where you can see like him and him and I. Because you could do that.
SPEAKER_03The fucking cam cam thingy.
SPEAKER_08Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03I have you know for sure. You know what I'm talking about. I think we should have Joe sitting right next to you on the couch as you two just fucking rip roaring going at it.
SPEAKER_05What, sharing the mic back and forth?
SPEAKER_03No, fuck a mic.
SPEAKER_00No, I'm saying like the shadows creep and the tension thickens. How will you outsmart those lurking foes? Any clever moves in mind?
SPEAKER_07What the fuck was that?
SPEAKER_03What was that? Are you sure the flowers are still outside? What the fuck was that, dude?
SPEAKER_05There's nothing playing.
SPEAKER_07I wanna I want to listen to what he said again.
SPEAKER_03I don't know how. How to rewind, dude. I don't even know It's gonna be on it's gonna be on the recording.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I mean you're gonna have to listen back for that one. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_05And nothing out, no other bars were moving except the DLZ creator. So don't even know what that's all about.
SPEAKER_03Alright, T I D idol.
SPEAKER_05So T I D Idol with the the ghosts of fucking tomorrow and today, they'll be there. That that was so weird. That guy's voice was really annoying. Anyway, we're gonna get some costumes. I need fucking what's his name's wig back. What the fuck? What was his name? Oh fuck. Oh man. Oh, uh Sage. Sage Good old Sage. I can't I don't know where the wig is. But we might have to do some wigs.
SPEAKER_07Oh boy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, something like that. Alright. Smoke machine, can you make uh you got some dry ice?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I can get that. I got a guy.
SPEAKER_03That's fucking. You think we can make this like the great white concert, we could set off fireworks. And die.
SPEAKER_05All of us will die.
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm gonna stand by the door.
SPEAKER_07You wanted a smoke machine or foam?
SPEAKER_05Dude, last time I was at a foam party, skin fucking, I was it was in Cancun when I was 21. The skin peeled off my body.
SPEAKER_03I was just gonna say, maybe that's do it your ass.
SPEAKER_05Oh no, they use like carpet cleaner or something for those.
SPEAKER_03It was brutal. They don't care. Like, watch the white people.
SPEAKER_05Dude, me, Flea, Carlos, and my buddy Christian, who worked with us at Four Wins, we were peeling skin off our dicks. Oh. Because of from that shit.
SPEAKER_03First of all, why would you say that out loud?
SPEAKER_05And second, why would you why would you use the term we? Because we told each other, did you peel the yeah? I got it off the pile, you know. Dude, look at my B should be. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I was like, why is my skin so short?
SPEAKER_03I guess everyone experiments in college. It was cold when mine peeled.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Shrinkage. Just got out of the pool. Nice chilly day down in Cancun. It was freezing.
SPEAKER_07Fucking windy.
SPEAKER_05I had the AC down to 20.
SPEAKER_03God, I fucking hated Cancun.
SPEAKER_05You were with Jimmy when we ran into Jimmy. You were getting there your first day, and it was our day we were leaving. Were you down there with LaBuddy? Yeah. Yeah. When we were leaving, and Dave was with you too. Yes. Yep. Yep. I think we were there for like two days when you guys got there. Or no, when we were there two days together, I think. I was fucking hammered for six days. It was awesome down there. Loved it. I hated it.
SPEAKER_03Really? I hated every bit of it. Oh. No one spoke English. Well, did you you're in a different country? What the fuck did you expect? Well, when you go to a fucking resort or some shit, you expect people to be able to communicate with you.
SPEAKER_05You came down a week too late because we were down there for MTV spring break that week. Well, thank God. I could you even imagine Jim and Dave trying to fucking. Oh, no, no, no. It was out of control.
SPEAKER_03M TV spring break.
SPEAKER_05Out of control. I got booed off a stage in front of 5,000 people.
SPEAKER_03I would have gotten on my birthday.
Costumes, Smoke Machines, And Foam Party Trauma
SPEAKER_03Nice.
SPEAKER_05On my birthday. Happy birthday to you, by the way.
SPEAKER_03Oh, thank you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would have got credited with Guy at Barr on that show. Wait, you're the big 5-0 now. 5-1. Oh shit. You're already 51? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05You're an old bastard. Thank you. You're welcome.
SPEAKER_07It's alright. I got two more years. Gonna be 52.
SPEAKER_05Because you know, like every every decade when you roll out of bed, something else happens. So when I roll out of 50, diaper.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you better start working. Diaper.
SPEAKER_05Diaper. Yeah. Yeah, but we were done.
SPEAKER_0351 already?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_07December.
SPEAKER_05Oh god. Time fucking flies, bro.
SPEAKER_07I'll be 52 this December. Look at us. 52, 51, 48.
SPEAKER_05Bunch of fucking losers doing a podcast, hoping to hit a big.
SPEAKER_03We will. Somebody go on Spotify and read the uh read the description of the episode.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, this is this is this is what's going to help us out. Uh for those
Asking For Subscriptions And Merch
SPEAKER_05who are who are watching, thank you, Maddie, for reminding us. If you go to Spotify, if you go to Apple Podcasts, uh whatever, whatever platform we're on, and each show, if you click the more button for the description, at the bottom it's gonna say support the show. So feel free to donate. Or if you'd like a little monthly subscription, it's as low as $3 a month.
SPEAKER_03How can you beat that? The TID show dollars a month.
SPEAKER_05And I did put content and I did put on the website when you go to pay, it'll say for those who sign up, we'll send free merch to. Because we have a shit ton of t-shirts.
SPEAKER_03Do we still have a lot of t-shirts? We have a ton of t-shirts. So it's time to start fucking. You get a free t-shirt. How about that?
SPEAKER_05$3 a month, free t-shirt. You get to watch us every week, and it's it's mainly to support us because we're we're be part of the TID nation. Yeah, we're we're trying to have this as a full-time job because you know, who wants to really work a full-time job when we could do this full-time?
SPEAKER_03It's so true.
SPEAKER_05No brainer.
SPEAKER_03So true.
SPEAKER_05Kevin would just be cooking all day. Eating and we're and Maddie and I, one year into after signing a big deal, we'll die of a heart attack from cholesterol. Too high.
SPEAKER_03No, not cooking healthy. Or cocaine or cocaine and hookers. No.
SPEAKER_05Hookers, yeah, they'll probably kill her.
SPEAKER_03They go for that. If you got any skin left on your dick. So don't bounce too hard.
SPEAKER_05I'll shoot myself.
SPEAKER_02My summer was a failing, right? Go easy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. So once again, if you're out there listening, watching, thank you for the support. But we're also looking for support financially. I'm not gonna lie. You know? A little monthly subscription, and you get us every month.
SPEAKER_03Couple fuzzoles.
SPEAKER_05For for those who do sign up and subscribe, you'll receive a free take a deep t-shirt. How's that sound? Wish we had those things now we could put on the screen.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Hooray!
SPEAKER_05But I haven't figured that out yet. We'll get there.
SPEAKER_03We'll get there.
SPEAKER_05Maybe like in fancy. Rome wasn't built in a day. Am I right? Take some time. Or six years. Take some takes some time. Okay.
SPEAKER_03I feel like our show is kind of like kept.
SPEAKER_05Listen, how long did it take to make the pyramids? Is it me? It's like when you walk in this house, you're like, I don't want to do anything else. It's weird. I don't know what it is. It's like a black cloud. I mean, look at the fucking the pyramids, man. Pyramids took thousands of years. Hello. Allegedly. They're one of the eight wonders of the world, seven wonders of the world, whatever it is.
SPEAKER_03Rumor has Kevin's ancestors built those too. They're still building it.
SPEAKER_05They're not done yet. Not done. I love you. They haven't put on the top. I love you. Do you? I do. I do. But uh so T I D idol. Subscribe to the show. I can even put it on our website too. I got a copy of the fact.
SPEAKER_07Like the show too.
SPEAKER_03Can we throw can we throw a couple special songs in there?
SPEAKER_05Like what's special to you?
SPEAKER_07Like lemon pound cake. What the fuck is that? Afroman, bro. Oh. Speaking of Afro Man. Man is making a comeback.
SPEAKER_05Fucking poor dude, man. Phenomenal.
Afroman Vs Cops And Free Speech
SPEAKER_05It's and he he battled the system and won. But the fact of them coming in, stealing his money. Right. Fucking just everything. And it's all caught on video. It's unbelievable. So he decides to make a video pretty much every day of a rhyme.
SPEAKER_03Well, he had to he had to fix all the damage to his house because they didn't, of course, they didn't fucking all you know do anything.
SPEAKER_07Well, he didn't even sue him.
SPEAKER_03No, he didn't.
SPEAKER_07So he gets sued. Yeah. For defamation.
SPEAKER_05Because of the fucking videos he was putting out.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, for defamation.
SPEAKER_05Yep. And they like the questions this this one guy was asking him was like, Well, do you feel bad that so and so's officer so-and-so's daughters seeing this and they're crying? He's like, Should I feel bad when the cops came into my house and stole my money? And I was like, fucking yeah, dude.
SPEAKER_07He wouldn't feel bad if he didn't steal my money.
SPEAKER_03You know, like so uh, no. The whole situation is is unbelievable. It's fantastic that they that they did it. The fact that they got caught on camera doing it made it even better. And now they have these fucking redneck simpletons on the fucking witness stand answering questions about what offended them from the music video.
SPEAKER_07Yep.
SPEAKER_03Nothing. So are you saying that you it caused you pain because Mr. So and so says he had sex with your wife? Yes, it caused me a lot of pain.
SPEAKER_07That guy's a son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_03Oh, he is a son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_07Who's that? Randy Waters. Who's that? Walters. Son of a bitch. Walters. Walters.
SPEAKER_03Who's that?
SPEAKER_07Randy Walters is a son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_03Anyway.
SPEAKER_07That's a new Afro Man, so made from his surveillance videos.
SPEAKER_03And the the lawyer asked him, he said, you know, can we say it's safe to say that your wife is not cheating on you? And the motherfucker's on stand looking into the camera, going, I don't know. I can't say that. What? What?
SPEAKER_07There was one where they asked him if he was a son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_07And he's like, I forget what he says, but then he was like, My mother's been passed for years.
SPEAKER_03You'd have to dig her up to get the answer. Right?
SPEAKER_07It was just like, what?
SPEAKER_03You can't make this up. Like an episode of Dukes of Hazards. I I would have loved to have been a strategy session where these cops are sitting with their lawyers saying, We're gonna sue this fucking guy for defamation.
SPEAKER_07Like, there's gotta be a Netflix special coming up.
SPEAKER_05You know how much money this motherfucker's gonna make now? Good for him. Good for him. Tremendous. Good for him. Absolutely. He fucking he and no joke though, he handled that shit as professional as you possibly can. And he's like, you know what? Let me fucking use my talent to show these motherfuckers and how dirty and grimy they are.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But does it the suit he was wearing?
SPEAKER_03The fucking I want that suit for fucking 4th of July. Unbelievable.
SPEAKER_07I think that's gonna be a popular item.
SPEAKER_05Unfucking first of all, yeah, you can go Afro Man suit and I any amount of money that's on fucking online right now. Guaranteed. You'll find that. And that looks like it'll be hot to wear on 4th of July.
SPEAKER_07Well, maybe you get a like silk one. Yeah, that's pimp.
SPEAKER_03I would like the American flag zoot suit and silk, please. Bet. But yeah, good for him. Someone's gonna be wearing that on air.
SPEAKER_05Now watch. Now somebody's gonna be like some fucking stupid wrecker comes and be like, yeah, we can fucking sign him again. He'll probably come up with some fucking stupid shit.
SPEAKER_03I don't really think that he's getting signed off of this. You never know that. I don't think he needs to be signed.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03The parody songs are fantastic. Where's he? Make your own money fucking being a creator. He's fucking sampling from every fucking song. Fucking stupid. I I can't even fucking think of it right now, what lemon pound came. And you know, we listen to it. Yes.
SPEAKER_05Like Under the Boardwalk.
SPEAKER_03I mean, the most original one was Randy Waltz, son of a bitch. Yeah. And I'm not gonna lie, the lickum low Lisa. That was pretty good too.
SPEAKER_05But good for him. Yeah. Fuck.
SPEAKER_03God bless Afro Man.
SPEAKER_07America. Constitution. Freedom of speech.
SPEAKER_05Can somebody come into my house and steal no money?
SPEAKER_03And so I can just record them and well, they they know that you do self-defeces, so I don't think anyone's coming into your house.
SPEAKER_05Careful, he's carrying a weapon. My ass. That's what that is. It's like a fucking 12 gauge. Watch out. But if we can backpedal a little, what what what what is what is what what what's
War Footage, ICE Airports, And Bad Vibes
SPEAKER_05Trump doing?
SPEAKER_03He's going a little over the top.
SPEAKER_05What is he doing?
SPEAKER_03I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03There has to be a plane.
SPEAKER_05Have you seen the last video of the bomb that hit the fucking the the like airport area? I had to stop watching because he's fucking the bomb that hit the wherever the fucking their planes go off was ginormous. No yeah. Ginormous, dude.
SPEAKER_07Was it one of those MOBEs? No.
SPEAKER_05It was just it looked like a volcano was going off. That's it. It was horrible. And bunker breaker. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, okay, I was like, alright, the more we do this, yeah, the more problems this is gonna. Oh, look at that. It cost me $95 to fill up my tank the other day instead of fucking 60.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, well, I mean, I he said that if they don't open it up by Monday, he's gonna bomb them again.
SPEAKER_03Well, there's a lot of shit going on. People still keep calling bullshit on him. Do you see that fucking he's sending ice agents to the airports on Monday? Yeah, what the fuck is that all?
SPEAKER_05Because of the DH the shutdown.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Partial shutdown, yep.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Yeah, temperature.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I don't want to I don't want to fucking uh predict anything, but I could see something bad happening.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you think.
SPEAKER_03Uh could be. Because it's out of control. Well the different the difference is the difference is the ice the ice agents are funded. Like they get paid. So literally the fucking, you know, you get fucking 80% of the TSA calls out. They could go fill in at these airports, and you know, you're running security.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but I I could see somebody going through the scanner getting jacked up.
SPEAKER_03I mean, only if you look like an illegal alien.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Wish I could touch the board right now. Which again, I have to imagine it's gotta be pretty difficult to get to the airport and fly illegal. Where are you getting the I You need an ID? The real ID, the fucking passport, your fucking birth certificate, urine sample.
SPEAKER_05The fecal sample.
SPEAKER_03That provides stool samples. Yep.
SPEAKER_05I give it. And you tickets. So that's the way it's gonna be. I just got a bad feeling about that. Something soup, something stupid's gonna fucking happen. Yeah, I got it. You're gonna have somebody even in the airport who's a fucking passenger gonna say something or do something stupid to create a fucking problem. In order to. Can you record this?
SPEAKER_03But you know what though? Enough already. Fucking just just fucking do, you know, if you get a fucking mouth off, I hope they fucking slam you on the fucking floor and drop cuffs on you. Maybe that's gonna stop the next jackal from popping off at the mouth.
SPEAKER_05Fuck all you. This generation, this generation of people, they're so bad. They don't give a fuck whatsoever of whose feelings they're hurting, what they're saying, how they're doing it. Unless it's theirs. Exactly. Exactly. But it's that's the the unfortunately the raising of that person from those parents, whoever those parents were. You didn't fucking teach teach your child a lesson. So now you have little cunts running around who are bitching and moaning about everything.
SPEAKER_07Well, it's also not just the parents, it's the fucking school stuff. School, everything's just little leagues, snowflakes here, snowflakes there.
SPEAKER_05Everything is Timmy's gotta play second.
SPEAKER_03He's always wanting to play second with his vagina. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's it's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03Timmy doesn't stop the ball unless it hits him in the face.
SPEAKER_05Or his clit.
SPEAKER_03Oh man-made. I mean, Kevin played a meat second base when he was younger.
SPEAKER_05I threw 80 from second.
SPEAKER_03He used to fuck a buzz up all the first base. Ooh.
SPEAKER_07Legend like Craig Biggio. Wow, the attacks. Sorry. It's more like Ryan Sandberg. What do you play second?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, mute your fucking microphone right now after saying that. Awful. But it's it's I don't know. It's everything now is just so fucking crazy. And then I see like he's fucking Trump's talking about taking Cuba. For what? Right, exactly. For what? The 1950s fucking cars that they have installed down there? For what? There's no reason for it.
SPEAKER_03Does he need the oil in Cuba? Like is China and Russia going to Cuba for oil? Like, is it is is is this the fucking the chess game that we're playing? It's getting it's out of fucking control.
SPEAKER_05Get it done already. Just just whatever needs to be done, get it done. We're sitting here paying the fucking stupid amount of money for fucking food, for fucking gas. It's out of control.
SPEAKER_03I think Pat's becoming a Democrat right now. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_05I'm just I'm tired. I'm tired of going to the fucking grocery store and I'm just like, that was $2 cheaper last week.
SPEAKER_03You thought it was funny. I think he's putting on the share costume now.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah. Fucking on my sequenced dress.
SPEAKER_07He's taking blockers.
SPEAKER_05Eating lots of soy. Ladies and gentlemen, Rocky Dennis from the mask.
SPEAKER_03Maybe that's what happened with your stomach. You're taking too much soy. A lot of estrogen in that.
SPEAKER_05No. It's it's I don't know. It's just so annoying now trying to fucking just live a regular day.
SPEAKER_07All the bullshit, all the fucking I'm just waiting for something to pop off to where I don't have to go to work. You know, like that's really it, man. I said it before on a show, but I'm actually it's true. I'm waiting.
SPEAKER_05And then now you gotta keep an eye on like just not feel like going that day. All the false flag shit you gotta keep an eye on now for because now that that that dude who insured or bought insurance on the World Trade Center just bought that fucking building in California.
SPEAKER_03Sure did. Tallest building in California.
SPEAKER_05Weird. Let's keep an eye out for it.
SPEAKER_07How come now you're gonna have us that see this shit and nobody else?
SPEAKER_05Now you're gonna have you're gonna have I got a feeling, dude, what's gonna happen. The fucking US is gonna do it's not gonna be it's not gonna be it's not gonna be terrorists. It's US gonna be doing some fucking drones, fly the motherfucking drones into that building, and now it's like, hey, let's nuke Iran. Because you know, those fuckers aren't gonna quit. They're not gonna stop. They're gonna keep on coming until and the guy even fucking said it, you know, until
Prices, New York Politics, And No Middle Class
SPEAKER_05till the fucking West is fucking wiped off the map.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Go all the way back to right after 9-11 here. And I'm gonna reiterate what my thought process was is turn the Middle East into a sheet of glass. And yeah, we'll we'll get back to it in you know 30 years.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's an option.
SPEAKER_05If you I mean, yeah, in a fucking movie with Tom Cruise, it's called Mission Impossible.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was that far out of there.
SPEAKER_05Nah, it's but nobody's it's never gonna like I don't think uh I don't know. The thing I worry about is that one fucking cuckoo for Coco Puffs, dude who's just like, fuck it, let's just send a nuke.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? That's gonna happen. You never know. Yeah, you don't, but never know.
SPEAKER_05And with all the bullshit going on with technology nowadays, we're like, oh, our defense system's down, we can't stop the fucking the rocket.
SPEAKER_03Listen, they got they got shit through the iron dome. It's not it's not gonna be a rocket, it's gonna be a dirty bomb.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I would think it would be that or poisoning the fucking water supply.
SPEAKER_03Uh they were already doing that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we got a ton of fluoride in it. Fluoride. It's in our toothpaste, but it kills you. And the water. Yeah. Yeah. They're gonna make uh the United States into Flint, Michigan.
SPEAKER_08Sure.
SPEAKER_05You can light the water on fire up there from fracking. I'm just saying, I saw the documentary where the lady fucking she literally turned her her faucet on and lit the water and it fucking it stayed on fire.
SPEAKER_06Really?
SPEAKER_05Oh my god. Flint, Michigan is like one of the worst places in the U.S. Oh my god. Their water is you can't Flint, Michigan, Chernobyl. Close to it. Very close. Yeah. If you there's uh That's from fracking? From fracking.
SPEAKER_07That's all there's off there's no like industrial pollutant upriver or something. Fracking.
SPEAKER_05Awful fracking. Flint, Michigan's like one of the God, they were like, I believe, like one of the first areas that like there was that was high rich in gas in order to do fracking.
SPEAKER_07And that's really yeah.
SPEAKER_05There's if you I don't know if it's on Netflix or Prime. It might be on Prime. Just search Flint, Michigan, and it their documentary should pop up. Watch that shit. You're just gonna be like, huh. Looks like uh Poland Spring for me. Brutal.
SPEAKER_07Well, that's not well water, right? That was like city water sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Microplastic polluted water. And the increase the increase like cancer rate there and whatnot.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, I was super go with fire water.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, fire. I mean, it's like the fucking burning bush up up there. It's fucking crazy. But they don't do anything to fix it. It's still the same way. It's it that that city is just fucking crumbled.
SPEAKER_02It's done.
SPEAKER_05Counties go on there, high drug rate. Like they don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_03Sounds like New York City.
SPEAKER_05Hey, what are you doing? I'm running for mayor at Flint, Michigan. I should win the guy. The other guy's got fucking three months to live, anyways. You know, it's it's it's insane. But the way I the government don't give a fuck about anybody.
SPEAKER_03Speaking of which, how do you like our girl Kathy Holkel going live?
SPEAKER_05She, I hope she gets hit today. Fucking satellite. What happened? Do you remember when Hulkel? When she said, was it when COVID? Was it COVID?
SPEAKER_03It was right after COVID or some shit.
SPEAKER_05She's like, fine, go. We don't need you anyways.
SPEAKER_03People who were leaving New York now begging people to come back to New York. To pay taxes. Pay higher taxes. And she actually said it out loud.
SPEAKER_05She's a retard.
SPEAKER_03She is a retard.
SPEAKER_05Worst worst governor. Probably ever.
SPEAKER_03Doug Dinkins was bad. Does all the shit like that?
SPEAKER_05The shit, the shit that she's mad. I think it's familiar. Uh it's uh let's let's uh let's let's have them pay more of this. Like, fuck you. Fuck you. What was it? 1.75 million people left New York last year? You're probably gonna see double that this year.
SPEAKER_03Only going up.
SPEAKER_05It's brutal to live in New York. Brutal.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it has always been. You know.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. You got no man, there's no middle class. Nothing.
SPEAKER_07There's no middle class anywhere anymore.
SPEAKER_05This is true. Really true. There's no uh American dream. The good old American dream of being married, having a white picket fence, a house, a dog, and two kids. No. If you what did they say it was? If you're a couple who's married, who has two kids and a house, and make a combined $300,000 a year, you're living paycheck to paycheck.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That is absurd. Sounds about right.
SPEAKER_05Absurd. But you know.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I mean, dude, you've seen the price of gas.
SPEAKER_05You don't have to fucking tell me, Kevin. Every time you say that, it chaves my ass.
SPEAKER_07It's a 300-gallon tank over there. You know, that's adds up, man.
SPEAKER_05Fuck, it's like five dollars a gallon now. For oil. I'm gonna be like, you have any uh extra jackets?
SPEAKER_03Because I don't know if I'm paying oil this way. Why is the heat set at 55 degrees?
SPEAKER_05How come I can see my breath inside? Shut up, put your fucking scarf on.
SPEAKER_03Here's your scully, put you in your put your down jacket on deal with it. Deal with it. Get under a blanket, but don't shit yourself.
SPEAKER_05It's it's brutal, dude. Absolutely brutal.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, don't even get me started on fucking electric pills. Shh. Fucking delivery charges. What the fuck is that? ATM fee like bullshit.
SPEAKER_05Delivery charges more than whatever you the electric you use.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, than the supply.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It's fucking nuts. Hey, it's the world we live in today, people, so you might as well bend up, lube up, and just fucking dig it. Because that's the way it's gonna be. Nobody cares about you or us. And it's bottom line. It's because the TID said so. Waiting for the stone cold glass to break in the background. No. No. Are you falling asleep over there? I see your eyes getting fucking heavy. Or no. You lying motherfucker. Why the way you need to lean up and sit at the edge of the chair right now. Sit up. Get to the edge of that chair and put that put the edge of the chair right on the crack of your ass. Look at that uncomfortable. But uh that's I mean it's the world we live in now. We're uh Greenland's gonna be fucking taken over by us, Cuba. Soon to be maybe Mexico, which we're killing all the cartel people. Yeah, it's getting it's getting wild out there. And fat Neo's gonna have to make a present soon. Come out there and start flying around in my fat fucking jumpsuit.
SPEAKER_03As long as you're not wearing leather like Trinity.
SPEAKER_05No, leather won't be good on the on the hemrhoids. I need some soft and satin. So rubs nicely on my cheeks.
SPEAKER_07Something breathable. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Maybe definitely not mesh.
SPEAKER_03All I just thought about was Ace Ventura. We found Captain Winky.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's good. Such an underrated movie. Right? Great movie.
SPEAKER_03Fantastic movie.
SPEAKER_05Is he cloned? Did you see uh that shit with him?
SPEAKER_03It kind of looks like it.
SPEAKER_07No, there was some. There was some chick dressed up as him. Like there was a nerdy.
SPEAKER_05What? Did you what did you say?
SPEAKER_07Some chick? Yeah, it wasn't him. It was it was a person.
SPEAKER_05Definitely wasn't a chick.
SPEAKER_07No, it was a girl. No.
SPEAKER_05What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_07You know what I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_05You're talking about at the award show? Yeah. That's not a chick. I'm not even looking at whatever you found that on. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
SPEAKER_03It was a dude. There were several and there were several pictures at several different places. It doesn't look like a lot of things. What are you gonna look for? A fucking Adam's apple? There we go.
SPEAKER_05Because whoever said it was a chick, that's the dumbest fucking thing. Is that what's her name who was who's the swimmer? Whatever her name whatever his name is. No. Anything? Hello? I'm not prepared for this.
SPEAKER_07Well, I wasn't. I didn't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_05Like you're gonna have this ship hold up.
SPEAKER_07No, there was like a there was like a girl. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03There was like a thing. Uh-huh. Yep.
SPEAKER_07But anyway, it wasn't him. It wasn't a clone. It was just somebody. You know. I believe he's alive and safe.
SPEAKER_03I hope you're right, Kev. I hope you're right.
SPEAKER_05These bombings. That's all I that's all that's on my algorithm is the bombings.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but you don't even know if half of those are real.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you know, you're right. You're right. All your fucking earthquakes on your fucking algorithm are real.
SPEAKER_07The earthquake comes from a USGS website, dude. Here we go. The earthquakes are real. It's far reach. You're tired. I'll give you a pass.
SPEAKER_03I'm hurt bad, spare tire.
SPEAKER_02Just call me spare tire. Oh. You don't remember that from uh Marry with Children?
SPEAKER_07I do. Now I do.
SPEAKER_05I know I had a couple fucking videos saved. That was a good one. Porn? No, it was the way somebody made some meatballs. It was actually pretty good. Gay porn. No, no, no, no. It's food porn. Making meatballs with men.
SPEAKER_03Food porn.
SPEAKER_07That's what it was. Some dick skin meatballs.
SPEAKER_05Dick skin meatballs? You want to cut out the casing.
SPEAKER_03Patrick Dickskin Fleciato.
SPEAKER_05This fucking Wi Fi.
SPEAKER_03It's buffering like you're on AOL.
SPEAKER_07It's brutal.
Solar Storms, Quakes, And Asteroid Talk
SPEAKER_07Well, it's solar storms. It's actually the Corona holes.
SPEAKER_05The what?
SPEAKER_07I thought you'd like that one.
SPEAKER_05What's the Corona holes? What are you? This go on with the your your little silliness of uh What the the Sun?
SPEAKER_07Space weather?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_07No, so there's these two giant corona holes facing Earth. There it's a like change in magnetism on the sun.
SPEAKER_03Is this what's gonna cause the nuggets of gravity?
SPEAKER_07Alright, hey. And when there's large coronavires like that, they correlate that with large earthquakes. And there's been a bunch of big ones this week. A couple in Tonga, one in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.
SPEAKER_05Tonga, Tonga, Tonga, Tonga. Where's the Mid-Atlantic Ridge? Oh, it's like gonna go with the Atlantic.
SPEAKER_07Directly in the middle of the Atlantic. Runs straight down.
SPEAKER_05Is that where they have that separation of the two oceans where one looks like it's blue and one looks like it's green? No. You know what I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_03So by the Mariana Trench?
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Then I'm watching these fucking videos of Dude, are you gonna bungee bungee cord yourself to a tree that day?
SPEAKER_05Oh, when is that? August what?
SPEAKER_03Is it the 12th?
SPEAKER_07Oh, maybe. It's coming up. It's coming up with this year.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. We're all gonna be here.
SPEAKER_07If the asteroids don't get us, that'll be here in like two weeks.
SPEAKER_05What asteroid?
SPEAKER_07There's a couple of asteroids around like uh I think like Venus right now, but it's hard to see because of the sun. They'll get a better view of them in a couple days.
SPEAKER_03Are they planet killers?
SPEAKER_07No. Are they spaceships? No. Are you sure? Territory asteroids. How do you know they're asteroids? Because Avi Loeb has not like said anything about these. Who? The guy from Harvard. What is Avi Loeb? He's always uh every every fucking comet of fucking spaceship. That guy.
SPEAKER_05Who's that guy?
SPEAKER_07He's like he's like a I don't know. He's a professor at Harvard or something. He's always on talk shows talking about the aliens and like how the three eye atlas was an alien and this, yeah, all this kind of shit. Everything's always an alien to him.
SPEAKER_05I get it. But yeah, there's a couple of things. I mean, can we at least have a fucking asteroid hit? Something catastrophic? Something to look forward to? You're going catastrophic? Eh, why not? As long as it's over some part of the earth that that we're not close to. Why not?
SPEAKER_03You just you just want Kevin off himself. Wasn't that one of the things you would do? You'd off himself.
SPEAKER_05No, Kevin's gonna attack you. Did you guys feel that? I didn't say it off myself.
SPEAKER_03No, you did. Oh, you did.
SPEAKER_05Did you guys feel that? It was an earthquake in Tonga.
SPEAKER_02Tonga, Tonga, Tonga.
SPEAKER_057.2. Filt into my plums. Tonga. You know, listen, unless uh, you know, shit happens like that movie with with Jonas Jonah Hill and Don't go. This is the end. This is the end. This is the end. If it's like that, cool.
SPEAKER_03Fine. As long as it's not here. Are you gonna put Jane Tatum on a leash? I guess you being the Danny McGride.
SPEAKER_05That shit fucking gonna come all over everything.
SPEAKER_07That fucking movie's hilarious. It is hilarious.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but listen, if it's if it's the resurrection or or the it's I'm I'm well I'll be ready. Let's just go. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. I mean, uh you have enough? You you need another bump?
SPEAKER_07Wow! Yeah, I wish I could still do that stuff. You know? I can't tell you. That stuff was fun. I just have that.
SPEAKER_04When it wasn't full of fentanyl.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's the whole point.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Fentanyl. That's another thing. Fucking cartels ruined drugs.
SPEAKER_03Ain't that the truth?
Fentanyl, Coke Risks, And Old Party Stories
SPEAKER_05You guys want coke? No, I got fentanyl for you. You guys be dead in two seconds, anyways. No big deal. There you go. A little grim. Good luck with that. And now you can now you can't even fucking pick up eight balls and feel safe. Nope. There's still people I know who still fucking do coke. No, if you got the money for it. No. But I'm like, I'm like. Yeah, but what are you doing? Because Lord knows. The dealer's a good friend of mine.
SPEAKER_03Well, you He wouldn't do anything to harm us.
SPEAKER_07You build personal relationships with people over the years. If you got a good guy, you got a good guy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I got a guy. But it doesn't matter. You don't know where the fuck he's getting it from. You don't know where that guy's getting it from.
SPEAKER_07If you got a new guy, that's a that's maybe a sketch.
SPEAKER_03That fucking that that $25 bag is being stepped on so many times. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05Second you open it up and smells like diesel. No muino. No good. I would just would never, because you never fucking know nowadays.
SPEAKER_07No, no, I'm those days are long past.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Totally.
SPEAKER_03Back in the good old days, the worst case is a little too much baby laxative in there.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you shoot your pants really bad. I gotta go to the bathroom after that first one.
SPEAKER_03While you're sleeping.
SPEAKER_05You do your first line, you're like, oh, gotta go whoop. And that was that instantly absorbed. Remember a buddy of mine used to get fucking linocaine from a dentist. Oh god. That shit was ridiculous. My old face is numb. I don't know why. For six hours. Felt like you just had a tooth pulled, but you didn't. That whole thing? You start start doing that. No? Nobody else? Okay. We discussed that. Good times. That was a little weird.
SPEAKER_07Sorry. Like you did that for fun? Like I hate feeling.
SPEAKER_05Tested out powder form.
SPEAKER_03So I don't know why you're looking down on them like that. Like, you know, you're you're being judgmental right now.
SPEAKER_07Very much so. I don't like it. Alright, I'm sorry. I apologize. I see the error in my ways. What? Yeah. I take it back.
SPEAKER_05I see the error in my ways. Somebody's got you tamed. I'm gonna get you out of that tamed uh whatever mode you're in. Get you out of it.
SPEAKER_07I don't know if Taves the right answer. It's it's just sober me, you know. Like what sober me sucks. Sober me's gay.
SPEAKER_05No. Sober orbs. Gay. Gay retard. No. Uh I think that's it. Anything you guys want to discuss? I got an itchy butthole right now.
SPEAKER_07No, time for you to go.
SPEAKER_05You need to be at least 400 feet away from the house. I got a sign behind me that says please don't follow. No laughing, bro.
SPEAKER_07No laughing.
SPEAKER_05That's why I'm lean to this side.
SPEAKER_07You do have the lean.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we're good.
SPEAKER_03Jesus God.
SPEAKER_05We're alright. Oh fuck it. I guess I still gotta go home and fucking cook dinner.
SPEAKER_03That sounds like a good time.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, doing some uh sausage and pasta and
Dinner Plans, Smoked Corned Beef, And Closing
SPEAKER_05some sp and spicy uh vodka sauce.
SPEAKER_03Nice.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm down.
SPEAKER_03Did I tell you I did I did two pieces of corned beef in a fucking smoker for St. Patty's Day? Fucking process, but it was phenomenal.
SPEAKER_05How long did it take?
SPEAKER_03Eight hours of soaking the corned beef in water, changing the water every blanching every two hours. Probably getting all the salt out of it.
SPEAKER_07Well, not cooking it, just like blanching. Well, blanching would be cooking.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_07You when you blanch something, you're boiling it in water for like a few minutes. Um you can argue cooking.
SPEAKER_05What do you say when you put it in the fuck you, Kevin?
SPEAKER_03And then once it once that was done after eight hours, then it was five hours in the smoke.
SPEAKER_05Rhining. Rhining?
SPEAKER_07Brining. You're actually reverse brining it because you're soaking it in fresh water to get it the brine out of the meat. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Still brining. No. It's the opposite, actually. Shut the fucking way.
SPEAKER_03But it was fucking fantastic. Yeah. Yep.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, fucking ton of corned beef. And my sister's. She had like fucking 15 pounds of it.
SPEAKER_03A little crazy. I refuse I refused to buy the 25-pound piece of corned beef at Restaurant Depot. Like, I am not cooking 25 pounds.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, what are you doing with that fucking slab? Yeah, you cut it in half and give it to me.
SPEAKER_05Fucking look at this guy. Free handouts. This fucking guy.
SPEAKER_03I could have used the corned beef 15 pounds, but I was like, he gets it.
SPEAKER_05He's like, I'll take seven. Here's 18 for you, Kev. Kevin's outside going over all of his cooking terms.
SPEAKER_07Well, it sounds like you should go over the cooking. Shut the fuck up. About that. Asshole.
SPEAKER_03And and this was the first year. Reverse brining.
SPEAKER_05Hi, Kathy.
SPEAKER_03That's reverse brining.
SPEAKER_05Reverse glazing. Hi, Amber. That's always funny for whatever reason. Call that a soup kitchen. That's fucking great. That's a great let's go out on the high notes. Dude, I was watching more of the more of the Batman shit with that comic. Oh, yeah. Where he was beats, he's beating the shit out of a clown. And the clown's like, I only had two drinks. Where are they? Beating the shit out of them. Cops come inside. We're like, no, no, no. That's not the Joker. That's a fucking party clown.
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_08Wrong room, wrong room!
SPEAKER_05Then he just turns, he's like, Harvey, Dent, can we trust him? And the cops like, we're past that. Shit's that dude's hilarious. They gotta come out and more.
SPEAKER_07Did you ever see the one with with the girl from um the dark night or the the one with Bane, where he's like he's fighting Bain. That's the one we watched here, right? We played that. I don't know. Many bottles of bourbon ago.
SPEAKER_05I don't even know if I like Soperkaff.
SPEAKER_07Right? Like, I have no idea what what drunk seen or done.
SPEAKER_05Semi-drunk Kevin and not fucking Abdul Jafar?
SPEAKER_03Maybe you drink before the show, but not no.
SPEAKER_07No. That's like telodigodites. Maybe you spark in his leg and he's like, we'll just cut it out.
SPEAKER_05Maybe you start when we hit record, not prior, but you're able to drink during. Then again, it goes by quick with him.
SPEAKER_03I mean, we we get a we get a bottle.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, there's really no safe place.
SPEAKER_03There's not.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_03It's either you're on or you're off.
SPEAKER_05No gray area with this guy when he drinks. I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda happy.
SPEAKER_03If you're not first, you're last. We didn't have any booze tonight. I was I was okay with that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. See? See? I was actually okay with it too. There we go. Yeah. There we go. For once, you know. After the last week, I gotta go to it. I can say I did it, you know.
SPEAKER_05It's like climb a mountain.
SPEAKER_03Try it one time.
SPEAKER_05One time.
SPEAKER_03And that's uh the title of the show, Aubs has no bourbon.
SPEAKER_07Fucking sober orbs is gay. You're all right, bro.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah. Uh we didn't see you this week.
SPEAKER_07Oh, they did.
SPEAKER_05Hey, uh Buzz Sprout co-hosts. Can you title the show Sober Kevin is gay? Oh. Thank you. Sober Kevin, not as much fun. Yeah. Yeah. Just do it that way. Should be good.
SPEAKER_03Should be fine. Totally. No one listens to it, they won't know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Ladies and gentlemen of TID Nation!
SPEAKER_04I think we're gonna call it quits. Hour and a half. Oh nice.
SPEAKER_03Solid show.
SPEAKER_04I don't even know if this is the right song. And I didn't even have to pee. No. You're gonna have to pee now though.
SPEAKER_01It's the ticket.
SPEAKER_05I like the chorus in the background.
SPEAKER_07We need more chorus.
SPEAKER_03Cowbell, we need more towel. It's like pulling in the bar battery.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Our new episode is today. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on another fucking great episode of the gay take a deep job. Just a song, just a song is gay. The line's drawn, Joe Mason. T I D idol coming up soon. We're gonna make up some flyers, I think. I'm waiting for Pat Summerall to come up. Uh next week. When I dip my pants again.
SPEAKER_07Well, at least you'll know about this one. Not gonna find out later. No surprise.
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