The Jackson Pollock Blanket Incident

He thought it was just a fart, went to bed feeling “fine,” and woke up asking one question nobody wants to ask: why am I wet? That’s where our Sober Sunday starts, and somehow it only gets more unhinged from there. With clear heads and no bourbon, we still manage to hit peak Take It Deep Show chaos: tech meltdowns, brutal honesty, and the kind of story you can’t unknow once you hear it.

We also start building a new segment we actually want you to see: TID Idol, our karaoke competition idea with a guest challenger, a bucket of songs, genre picks, and the debate over whether anyone should know what they’re about to sing. We talk practical setup too: microphones, camera angles, staging, and yes, the very real temptation to turn it into a full costume spectacle.

Then we zoom out into the bigger stuff that’s clogging everyone’s feed and brain lately. We get into Afroman’s lawsuit saga and the free speech angle, riff on politics and war clips, and vent about the cost of living, gas prices, and why everything feels harder than it should. If you’ve been doomscrolling, you’ll recognize the spiral: airports, conspiracy chatter, solar storms, earthquakes, asteroids, and even how fentanyl changed the risk of “party” drugs for good.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Sober Sunday

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Don't say that word. We're gonna get the copyright.

SPEAKER_05 1:56

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:56

Metal Ica.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

Fuck you, Lars. Yeah, those motherfuckers. Greedy prick. That's a great, great fucking intro. I think that's gonna be the That's the one.

SPEAKER_07 2:08

I don't know about the ending there.

SPEAKER_05 2:10

Why? Why? Because now I'm coming down. This brings Guns N Roses vibe to it. This is so 80s.

SPEAKER_07 2:15

But now I'm coming down, you know?

SPEAKER_05 2:17

What does you want to do? You don't want to be too hyped up like you're on fucking meth. Yeah, Muhammad Daddy.

SPEAKER_07 2:22

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_05 2:24

Fuck me. That one should listen to because I like the beginning of that. We gotta play more with that fucking app. I'm gonna be sniffling the whole fucking line. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fine episode of the Take It Deep Show.

SPEAKER_07 2:37

It's not even fun stuff.

SPEAKER_05 2:38

Happy Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, fun.

SPEAKER_07 2:39

Sober Sunday.

SPEAKER_05 2:41

You haven't drank?

SPEAKER_07 2:42

No.

SPEAKER_03 2:42

I'm actually He's probably not. He's probably hungover. Yeah, I've I've passed drunk and I'm getting through hungover right now.

SPEAKER_05 2:49

Now you see why things have gone so smooth. Just gonna throw it out there.

SPEAKER_07 2:54

Well, it's one time. It's one time, it's not a study. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:59

Can we do it like for the next three episodes and see how that goes? You got your mouth washed upstairs. And then uh you can go back to drinking.

SPEAKER_07 3:08

Cut the vanilla extract.

SPEAKER_05 3:10

And of course, I was talking to I was talking to Dero about it. Well, of course. And Doreau's like, dude, it's like it's fucking great when they get hammered all the time. I'm like, I was like, because you're a fucking idiot too.

SPEAKER_03 3:24

Well, listen, some people love the fact that we sit on a show and we get hammered and you know we say things.

SPEAKER_05 3:30

No, that I don't give a shit about. It's the antics in between that kind of shuts the shit down quick. Because when you start throwing shit like numchucks and and Chinese stars towards a thank God that's been down. By the way. The good old frying pan. The gong.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

The gong is gong's coming back.

SPEAKER_05 3:51

Maybe. The gong. If we have a brunch, we're gonna cook some eggs in it. That's the way we're gonna use it. But when you start throwing Chinese stars and this guy's like, oh, that was a good one. That was a good one. She gets uh she gets hairy. Alright, agreed.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

Some maybe some of those things throw a little over the top.

SPEAKER_05 4:07

You know, you're kind of behaving like Trump is behaving. Out of control.

SPEAKER_07 4:12

I what do you mean? I have no argument there. Whatever are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05 4:18

What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_07 4:21

I don't know, but I guess we're gonna go to get to go to vacations in Cuba soon, huh?

SPEAKER_05 4:25

Looks that way.

SPEAKER_07 4:26

I've heard great things about it.

SPEAKER_05 4:29

Well, if they still have their 1950s type cars, I'm I'm all for it.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

Did you hear him talking to the Japanese?

SPEAKER_05 4:36

Oh, how great was that, dude. My God.

SPEAKER_03 4:39

Greatest all-time thing ever. But the worst all-time thing ever.

SPEAKER_05 4:45

Can you imagine the people that are in his you know, his circle? Right? Whatever they're getting paid, it ain't enough. And you hear that, and you're just like, should I say you know what? Nah.

SPEAKER_07 5:04

Dude, I think it was awesome that he said it. The warning is Japan.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

I mean, Japan knows. Why didn't we tell you? Why did you tell me about Pearl Harbor? You know about keeping things secret. Japan knows about keeping things secret.

SPEAKER_07 5:21

Did you see the video of her walking down like where they got the presidential photos and she comes to the autopen? No. And she'll she like visibly like grabs her mouth and starts laughing.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Go on to the old, go on to the YouTube app and just share to I did already. The regular Facebook page? Yes. Okay. You think they people it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

You know what? I I shared it from my Facebook page. I'll even go to the take a deep show page and share it.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

Oh, I gotta put to well then again I can't even fucking do anything anymore.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

I I don't know which take a deep show page I'm gonna be sharing it.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

I'm trying to get the through the meta business thing, I'm trying to get you onto the the Facebook page and it's it's giving me issues. Like I don't know what's going on. I just don't know. I've never I never dealt with any ridiculous technology like I have dealt with with fucking Facebook and Instagram. Anything Facebook Mark Zuckerberg, you can fucking take it deep. Because it's awful. Awful. Just I I even showed you, remember when it said I changed my password?

SPEAKER_07 6:28

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:28

And then it says you've recently changed your password. I'm like, yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_07 6:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:31

So let me in. Fuck. Nobody wants us on here, Maddie. No. We're revolutionizing the fucking podcast world.

Trump Clips And Cuba Talk

SPEAKER_07 6:39

You think it's Masad keeping us down?

SPEAKER_05 6:41

Possibility. Possibility. Who do you think uh who do you think in our inner circles? Masad? Billy.

SPEAKER_07 6:47

Oh, he could be a plant. Right?

SPEAKER_05 6:50

Fun loving fucking.

SPEAKER_07 6:53

Maybe it's the assassin.

SPEAKER_05 6:54

The fun loving fucking silverback gorilla?

SPEAKER_03 6:57

That that I could believe. Right.

SPEAKER_05 6:58

He's totally double agent.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

You know he is. I wish he was listening to this right now.

SPEAKER_05 7:04

He's like, as long as I get to bang Russian hookers, I'm in. That's what he's doing. He's with Putin. Hanging out. Counting on fucking. I definitely. Definitely. He's he's not Massad, though. I can't see him doing Massad. He talks about Islam really uh negatively on Facebook.

SPEAKER_07 7:22

Maybe that's just, you know.

unknown 7:25

What?

SPEAKER_07 7:26

It's part of the thing, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 7:28

What's that? Be oh, throwing off the other the other guys making sure that like counterintelligence.

SPEAKER_07 7:32

No, Massad's Israel.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

No, he's not an agent, he ate Islam.

SPEAKER_03 7:35

Counterintelligence?

SPEAKER_07 7:37

Yeah. I can see. Well, Masad's Israel. You know how to talk about it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:43

Fucking. It don't matter. They run everything. That's the way I see it. Apparently.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

I I forget who I was talking to the other day that made a comment similar to our uh friend Auschwitz Orbs over here.

SPEAKER_07 7:54

Oh boy go. That's a rough name, man.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

That is a I mean Well when people are like Did you see how fluent that was though? He didn't fucking practice that.

SPEAKER_07 8:05

It's like you said, Auschwitz Orbs. He's definitely described me to strangers at these parties.

SPEAKER_05 8:13

It's pretty easy to say.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

I just think that's my radio.

SPEAKER_05 8:16

Say that five times.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

I'd rather not.

SPEAKER_05 8:19

Auschwitz Aubs, Auschwitz Obs, Auschwitz Orb. Yeah. You could do it. So bad. It is bad.

SPEAKER_03 8:24

He's gonna come out in a mirror now.

SPEAKER_07 8:29

There's gonna be like helicopters descending on us in like ten minutes because Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Well Yeah, because that's the worst thing we've said on this show.

Spy Jokes And Party Nicknames

Valkyrie And Hitler Movie Takes

SPEAKER_05 8:36

So I was I was watching I was watching what movie.

Facebook And Instagram Tech Rage

SPEAKER_07 8:38

Well, you can't say anything about him anymore, you know?

SPEAKER_05 8:41

Valkyrie. Have you seen that?

SPEAKER_03 8:43

Bits and pieces of it.

SPEAKER_05 8:45

I watched it. It's pretty good. Not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_07 8:47

It was the whole uh Oh, it's the Tom Cruise one?

SPEAKER_05 8:49

Yeah, the whole assassination attempt on Hitler. That motherfucker survived 15 assassination attempts.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

Fifteen. Until they moved him to Europe till about the rest of his life?

SPEAKER_05 9:00

It was after his last assassination attempt. He died nine months later, or it says he committed suicide. I was like, that motherfucker was probably cranked up on meth coke and whatever else, and he probably OD'd.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

He was probably hanging out with one of Epstein's descendants.

SPEAKER_05 9:14

Possibility. He seemed like an okay, like a grumpy guy in the movie. You know? I was like, and the way they they depict him in it, I was like, yeah, now I can see why his face looks the way it does. He's fucking hitting that crank every day with all the other SS fucking troops. He looks like he's been on a bender for a week. Wow. He looked like, no joke, I was like, that's a perfect fucking example.

SPEAKER_07 9:36

You can't sleep during war, you gotta stay up.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

Oh my god. But whoever they had play him looked who was really at war. Whoever the actor was looked exactly like him.

SPEAKER_03 9:47

I know somebody else that looked exactly like him too. I saw a picture of it.

SPEAKER_05 9:50

Ah, Schwitz Hobbes?

SPEAKER_03 9:51

Yeah. It's a rumor.

SPEAKER_05 9:52

Oh, that fucking photo. That better not ever come out. That's all I know. The second I saw that, I shut my phone off.

SPEAKER_03 10:00

This week, you mean? Don't let it come out this week.

SPEAKER_05 10:02

I shut my phone off. I shut my signal off. I'm like, I cannot be detected after receiving that.

SPEAKER_07 10:07

It's pretty bad. I don't know what you're talking about. You're part of it. All I did was send photos of the process of me shaving.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

Just a weird process that you have?

SPEAKER_07 10:16

No, it's my battery ran out. My razor.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

Dude, that happened to me the other day.

SPEAKER_07 10:22

Why was your hand in the air? Because you got a razor.

SPEAKER_05 10:24

Dude, the other day I was using my my buzzer to fucking cut my hair.

SPEAKER_07 10:29

Oh. And I Sorry that I'm a little cloudy. No booze.

SPEAKER_05 10:35

I put the fucking thing on the on the counter, which I thought was good, but it fell because I guess I put too much weight towards the end. So it broke, and I had half my hair trimmed with no other buzzer.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

How many appointments that day?

SPEAKER_05 10:51

It was a weekend, thank God. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, I'm looking for Ryder's buzzer that I bought him, real nice one. I was like, fuck. He ends up with his fucking mother's house. Shit. I'm sitting there, and this is when I I look like a mole. Half my head is like out the chia pet. And half wasn't grown for the whole day. I sat in the I sat in the apartment. I was like, I can't go out in public.

SPEAKER_07 11:13

You don't have a hat?

SPEAKER_05 11:16

It didn't matter, dude. They're gonna be like, oh, he must have some type of surgery underneath the other side if he's wearing a cap. Yeah, I got fucking neuralink done. So of which I told Maddie and Cavaretti I I had an incident.

SPEAKER_07 11:32

Oh, you really gotta bring it in.

SPEAKER_05 11:33

Yeah, yeah, why not? Sacrifice yourself for the team, bro. So the last time I shit myself, I had COVID. And that was that was bad. I remember that was bad. And I I remember fucking my stomach was killing me, and I'm like, oh, this one's just gonna be a fart. Right? When when you're awake and it happens, you're just like, you know, you start crying.

SPEAKER_03 11:57

You shit your new couch, I believe.

SPEAKER_05 11:59

Yeah. And you then you you ask for wet towels.

SPEAKER_07 12:01

Yeah, I mean sometimes it'll limit the damage too. Exactly, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 12:05

But this wasn't limited. You were just like, and that that noise, just all over the place. With clothes on. Mind you.

SPEAKER_03 12:14

With imagine the velocity of it coming out.

SPEAKER_05 12:18

It was it was almost like having having an infant child who you're changing the diaper on who shit up their back. Because I know you've had that. I know you've had it. I dude, Ryder did it, his was green. I was like, uh it was awful. So last so on um get to the armpit. You know, like it's on Friday night. My stomach wasn't feeling great, and I was I was just shitting all over the place. Did you have some bad sushi or something? I don't know, dude. I was trying to rethink what it was. And I'm like, eh, I had macaroni and cheese, and I had fucking peanut butter and jelly. That was it throughout the day.

SPEAKER_07 12:52

Did you make the peanut butter and jelly or did you buy a peanut butter and jelly?

SPEAKER_05 12:55

I made it. Why would I fuck it? Are you kidding me? Buy a peanut butter. First of all, it's that's not peanut butter. That is fucking sawdust wet. I'm just is whatever the type of peanut butter you're buying. Just click on it. Honestly, dude.

SPEAKER_07 13:06

I'm trying to like.

SPEAKER_05 13:07

Anyway, it's skippy fucking extra chunky because I like the extra chunky.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

He wanted to know if you're eating gas station food again.

SPEAKER_07 13:12

No.

SPEAKER_05 13:12

Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what it got.

SPEAKER_07 13:14

No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 13:16

Gotta rule these things out. So but then I'm like, I'm laying down watching a movie. It's a good one. My stomach just starts never heard going crazy. Bubble nuts. Till the instant of where you're like, it does it, and it's almost like it shits on its own, but like you're like, oh, you squeeze, you're like, oh, I got that one. Close the valve, right? I was a fucking fountain the whole night until the end of the night where I'm like, alright, I I I'm good. So I decide to sleep naked. It was warm in the dungeon. I was like, fuck it, let me sleep naked.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

My stomach's bothering me, and I just had to clinch up my face.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

And I felt, but I felt great. I was like, this is gonna feel really nice, wrapped up in a blanket, all warm and cozy. Which I thought. I woke up the next morning. You're like a shitty burrito.

SPEAKER_07 14:14

What fat Neo woke up out of the water?

SPEAKER_05 14:16

No, this is when this is when Fat Neo was becoming to semi, he was coming to semi-fat Neo from shitting so much. So he was semi-fat Neo coming out of his cocoon. And I woke up the next morning. I'm like, why do I feel so wet? I'm like, what the fuck? That smell is awful. Why is the sheep coming with me? I pull my blanket off of me. It's one of those what's the type of material? Fucking it's a thin blanket, but it's warm. Velvet.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

The type the type you burn after this.

SPEAKER_07 14:48

Like chenille.

SPEAKER_05 14:49

Whatever. What did you decide?

SPEAKER_07 14:51

Chenille. Fucking shakille? It's a fabric. It's made of blankets. Gay.

SPEAKER_05 15:02

Okay. Way gay on that, Chenille. So I pull back the covers and I have a fucking Pollock.

SPEAKER_03 15:13

Jackson Pollock.

SPEAKER_05 15:14

Jackson Pollock on my my fucking covers. Then I'm like, I had to reach back reach back. So I was like, oh my god. What the fuck? I get up, my fucking sheets are covered, and it looked like the chunky peanut butter. But it was just a chunky peanut butter. But it smelled like 15 corpses. Death. And I got up and I just sat there and I'm like, what am I gonna do with this?

SPEAKER_07 15:50

Did you cry?

SPEAKER_05 15:52

Almost dead. Did you cry a little bit? Straight to the shower, hosed myself off. I grabbed the fucking I'm like, I can't. Which day was this? Saturday morning.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

You should have run outside like Andy Dufresne in the fucking Sawshank Redemption. It wasn't raining on Saturday morning. With a bar of soap, just yelling at the sky.

SPEAKER_05 16:10

So I went straight to the shower, hosed off, and I'm like, oh my god. Grabbed the fucking.

SPEAKER_07 16:15

Do you have a handheld shower head? Or is it a fixed shower head?

SPEAKER_05 16:18

Fixed shower head.

SPEAKER_07 16:18

Oh, see. Oh, you know you missed it.

SPEAKER_05 16:20

No, dude, I was uh I was burning myself with the hot water, letting it run down. I was in the crevices getting shit out. I'm not lying.

SPEAKER_03 16:28

I might have set myself on fire for a minute.

SPEAKER_05 16:31

Stop chopping roll. Stop chopping roll. So then I'm like, I can't put the blanket in the laundry looking like that. So I grabbed the blanket and I'm in the fucking shower getting all off the sheets.

SPEAKER_03 16:41

Pull the cover off the bed. So you do you have the bed put together, back put back together again?

SPEAKER_05 16:47

Oh, I cleaned everything.

SPEAKER_03 16:48

Okay. Do you like nuzzle up to the brown spot now?

SPEAKER_05 16:51

No. No.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

It's not clean.

SPEAKER_05 16:54

Good thing is, no, dude, it didn't bleed through. I have one of those uh the memory foam mattresses that have like the thick cover on it. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_03 17:03

Well, you have pink eye by the end of the week.

SPEAKER_05 17:05

Ah, it doesn't matter. Yeah. It's fucking conjunctivitis, no big deal. It'll go away. You look like the thing. Why do I have Koksaki? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_07 17:14

Pat's got mad cow.

SPEAKER_05 17:17

So uh yeah, so I I first time ever. I must have been mid-sleep where I'm like, oh, I think I could because I was I was fucking wake up.

SPEAKER_06 17:26

Some dream.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

And I was in cell block C. I'm not gonna cry. If that happened to me, I might have to shoot myself.

SPEAKER_05 17:34

But yeah, it never happened to me sleeping.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

But I mean, okay. There's no there's no safe place.

SPEAKER_07 17:41

But that there were underlying stomach where everything's fine. You had stomach issues going into it.

SPEAKER_05 17:49

Yeah, but at least wouldn't you think my body would would be like alarming and wake up and be like, you're gonna shit yourself.

SPEAKER_07 17:54

I mean, I would I would think so. I'm just clean the fuck up, man. Trying to make you feel better, man.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

Listen, I'm not saying when you actually flu or something, you know, every once in a while something will sneak out. It happens.

SPEAKER_07 18:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it gets through the guard.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

But generally, but generally sleeping, you're safe. That's a bad, that's a bad thing.

SPEAKER_05 18:11

Maddie, I just realized you are not safe anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

It's no.

SPEAKER_05 18:14

You're not. Well. At least my butthole says that. Jesus. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

Stop putting things in there, Pat. Fucking crazy. I can't put things in there. The hemorrhoids. No one wants no one wants to see you wearing a raccoon tail.

SPEAKER_05 18:30

Fucking pull start?

SPEAKER_03 18:31

Awesome.

SPEAKER_05 18:33

You could borrow them. As long as it gets rid of the hemorrhoids, I'm in. If it does that. Stuff them up there at least. But that's my story about my butthole and me shooting myself in my bed.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

So thanks for that.

SPEAKER_05 18:51

I gotta make sure which which way I move, I don't move too far.

SPEAKER_07 18:57

Nothing too sudden.

SPEAKER_05 18:59

Can't open any fucking pathways up, dude. Just take your time. That's that's the way pathways need to stay closed. There's an accident on the highway. Let's shut down the ramps.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

If your shit on that pan and on that couch goes over, there's no more TID show, there's no more group, there's no more nothing. Give me a diaper. I'm coming back in with a can of gasoline, and we're just putting this, we're just setting this whole studio on fire.

TID Idol Karaoke Challenge Begins

SPEAKER_05 19:24

So I the other day, I sent a message to one of our dear listeners, Bubba Joe. Oh. I drew the gauntlet with him.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

He's he's looking forward to some T. I.D. karaoke.

SPEAKER_05 19:39

So in the next upcoming episodes, T I D idol.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

T. I. Are we gonna have Joe in studio?

SPEAKER_05 19:50

He's gonna have to be.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 19:53

Title. The title title.

SPEAKER_05 19:56

The title idol. The tit you can't do that. That'd be cool, though. So T. I. D. Idol.

SPEAKER_07 20:02

So karaoke. Vision on how this is gonna work. We gotta figure this out. In this room, we go into another room.

SPEAKER_05 20:10

No, we're gonna we're gonna have to do it in this room.

SPEAKER_07 20:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

How are we not gonna do it in this room?

SPEAKER_07 20:14

I don't know. I mean, you were talking about going out. You were talking about going out. Yeah, like in its infancy of talks, we were talking about doing it out there.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

We barely keep this shit held together in here.

SPEAKER_05 20:25

Yeah. Very negative. Somebody doesn't want to grow. Very negative. I'd rather stay here in a small room because I feel big.

SPEAKER_07 20:32

Give the guy a comfortable chair, he doesn't want to get out of it.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

Yeah, all of a sudden. I will go to sleep in a second. But I mean it's a good cause. I mean that would but the problem is the sound. I don't know if it should be okay, sound wise. It is yeah, because as long as we're on these microphones and shit. We're good. Bigger space. You don't know where the fucking where you put the TV out there.

SPEAKER_07 20:58

Very true.

SPEAKER_05 20:58

That's the only problem.

SPEAKER_07 21:03

I can bring another TV down.

SPEAKER_05 21:05

No, you'd need you would need something like a on a stand or you you make a stand on the table. And it's like right at the edge of the table.

SPEAKER_07 21:24

Like the way that TV is.

SPEAKER_05 21:27

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. That would look crazy, but uh no, we can't do that because then uh it'll look really weird with filming.

SPEAKER_07 21:36

I I'd cut into the ceiling and maybe get one of them drop downs.

SPEAKER_05 21:39

That'd be crazy.

Picking Songs And Power Ballads

SPEAKER_07 21:48

What the fuck is that? Great song.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

I think I think I think Kevin and I should pick out the songs. No, no, no, no, no. I think we should. It's gotta be songs we know. Well, if you have the words, what does it matter?

SPEAKER_05 22:00

Because I don't know. I've never heard of a you've heard Pink Pony Club. Who's the Pink Pony Club?

SPEAKER_07 22:04

Chapel Roan? What? That's her name. Yeah. Chaperon.

SPEAKER_05 22:08

Oh, who the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_07 22:10

That's the girl who sings Pink Pony Club.

SPEAKER_05 22:13

What the fuck is the Pink Pony? I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_07 22:15

Oh, dude, this is a great song.

SPEAKER_05 22:17

Hmm.

SPEAKER_07 22:20

Catchy beat. You know? Pink Pony. Makes me want to dance in the rain. That's like a weird version. That's a weird version.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

It's just the music. It's a karaoke.

SPEAKER_05 22:38

I've never heard of that song.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Say it here.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

Never heard of it. Alright, you could shut that fucking thing off there, pal. Jesus. That's that's not the song. It was the song. Yeah, but then that's not how it sounds.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

You know what? Go fuck yourself about it.

SPEAKER_05 22:52

So I was thinking, since we have the spin wheel thing.

SPEAKER_03 22:55

You're so angry.

SPEAKER_05 22:58

We have the the spin wheel thing. We can fucking spin the wheel for maybe genre. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 23:09

And then the T I D choice for me and Maddie. Like there's there's a sliver for us to get a chance to.

SPEAKER_05 23:16

Yeah, but it's we should choose like fucking. How many fucking genres? There's a lot of genres. There's a lot of genres. So we gotta keep it to a min. So we do rock. We do 80s hairband. 80s, 90s.

SPEAKER_07 23:31

I think you should each power ballads. I think you should each have a power ballad. How many songs are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 23:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:37

Like what's the I don't you can't do three because that's gonna take forever. And it's gonna be real fucking annoying.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

It's gonna be funny as fuck. You can't do the whole song. Maybe you do a minute of a song or something. What about two songs each a verse and a chorus?

SPEAKER_07 23:53

What about two songs each and a duet? Oh I like that. Oh. Like meatloaf? Like Islands in the stream. Are you hungry?

SPEAKER_05 24:05

Awful.

SPEAKER_07 24:08

They could sing Islands in the stream together.

SPEAKER_05 24:10

Or you could do what? No, who's uh two out of three ain't fan. What's the one? Oh, Linda Ronstadt and fucking uh Kenny Rogers. No. Somewhere somewhere out there. Five them. Gay.

SPEAKER_07 24:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:30

Chanel. Uh, let's say power ballads. Let's see what they got. Let's see what it pulls up. Power ballads. Top 100 power ballads playlist.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

Journey. Journey. Yeah. Journey.

SPEAKER_05 24:48

Oh, you got November Rain. I don't want to miss a thing from Marrow Smith. I want to know what love is from Foreigner.

SPEAKER_03 24:57

Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Actually, I like to hear Joe do that one.

SPEAKER_05 25:03

I do anything for love, meatloaf. It's a good one. Yeah. It's kind of gimmicky. With or without you, you two, that's really not a power ballad. Everything I do, I do for you, Brian Adams. Oh. Keep on loving you, Ario Speedwagon. Another great one. Nothing else matters. Metallica. How about that? All by myself, Celine Dion. Who the fuck cares? This is one of my favorite songs of all time. It's definitely in my top ten. Broken Wings, Mr. Mister. Yes. Come on. Take them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking go. We might do six songs. There's gonna be These Dreams from Heart.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 25:51

Is this Love, Whitesnake? Great tune.

SPEAKER_03 25:54

That is a great tune. I don't know about singing it.

SPEAKER_05 25:56

It must have been Love from Roxette.

SPEAKER_07 25:58

But it's over now.

SPEAKER_05 26:00

There you go. It was all that I wanted. Yeah. If you leave me now, Chicago. Dude, there's a lot. Here's another good one. Solid one. Nobody really thinks about. More than words. Extreme. Ah. Come on. Open arms, Shirney.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

Oh, that's fucking classy.

SPEAKER_05 26:19

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

Uh-huh. If we do this and someone doesn't do don't stop believing, I'm not even, I'm not even participating.

SPEAKER_05 26:24

Every rose has its thorn.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

Poison.

SPEAKER_05 26:27

Cool. Solid. Another good one. Wind of change, scorpions.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

Great one.

SPEAKER_05 26:33

Yeah. In the air tonight. That's that's not a fucking power belt.

SPEAKER_03 26:36

Oh, Phil Collins with the fucking drums.

SPEAKER_05 26:39

Yeah, it could be, could be. Home sweet home, Motley Crew. Fantastic. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sister Christian from Night Ranger.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Fantastic song.

SPEAKER_07 26:50

Time has come.

SPEAKER_05 26:51

Classic song right now. Classic. One of my fucking total eclipse of the heart, Bonnie Tyler. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

Come on. Yeah. Yeah. You can't say power ballad. No, that one's.

SPEAKER_05 27:07

I'm trying to remember like the end of the song.

unknown 27:09

Fuck.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

I just had it in my head and I forget.

SPEAKER_07 27:14

Such a good song. I think you guys should have to sing female power ballads.

SPEAKER_05 27:18

God damn, Kevin. That's wow. Good call. That's a good call. Wow. Very good call. Alright, so now I'm looking for fucking for females.

SPEAKER_03 27:28

Well, that's still any Chicago song.

SPEAKER_05 27:32

Yeah. Wow, there's not too many females on here. Oh, here we go. If I can turn back time, share. There you go. Awful. I would never fucking choose that song.

SPEAKER_07 27:41

You'd have to wear the outfit. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 27:46

I gotta be all a sequence fucking dress.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

I'm out. I'm out. I don't want to see Pat's ass in that outfit.

SPEAKER_05 27:54

It's a double X. All Out of Love from Air Supply. Do you remember that song? That's a good one.

SPEAKER_07 27:58

Lost Without You.

SPEAKER_05 27:59

Who does not know that fucking? All Out of Love. So Lost Without You.

SPEAKER_07 28:05

Yeah. My money's on Joe.

SPEAKER_05 28:08

You think I was really just singing there, you fucking cocksucker? Fuck you. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no. Well. It was Whitney Houston, but it wasn't a good song. Purple Rain.

unknown 28:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

What? Fuck who. It's only Purple Rain. Good song. Bad karaoke song. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:27

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

I could see that. I can.

SPEAKER_07 28:29

I thought you're knocking Prince.

SPEAKER_03 28:30

No, how can you not? Love is a Battlefield. Pat Benatar. Can you sing it like Billy Falangro does in Metallica style?

SPEAKER_05 28:42

We don't need another hero, Tina Turner.

SPEAKER_03 28:48

That came out in the car the other day. I was bringing Matt home from working out. I fucking turned it up. Nice. And I'm fucking jamming out, and he's fucking looking at me like, what's the matter with you?

SPEAKER_05 28:57

Like, shut up, sir. Do you remember Starship? Holy shit, dude. The names of these fucking Jefferson bands.

SPEAKER_06 29:04

Um Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

SPEAKER_05 29:11

Sinead O'Connor. No. Fleetwood Mac.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Fleetwood Mac solid.

SPEAKER_05 29:19

Dude, some of these are anything I've never heard of.

SPEAKER_07 29:22

Maybe there's gotta be like an ABBA.

SPEAKER_05 29:25

No, there's no fucking ABBA.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

How far if ABBA wasn't a power ballast? Black Sabbath Sabbath is on here.

SPEAKER_05 29:31

What? Yeah. What song? Changes. Then this is where it gets weird. Like some of the How far down are you?

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Like, what number are you at now?

SPEAKER_05 29:40

I don't even know. Because I'm close to the bottom of the list. Oh, hero and require gracias. Maybe, maybe that's one song in Spanish.

SPEAKER_07 29:53

Right, right, yeah, yeah. Something with some kind of Spanish in it.

SPEAKER_05 29:57

Oh, here's a good one. Fucking cheap trick, the flame.

SPEAKER_03 30:01

Are you familiar at all with Jeffrey Gaines?

SPEAKER_05 30:03

Oh my god, yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:05

Little hero and me, perhaps?

Laptop Panic And Ghost Voice Moment

SPEAKER_05 30:06

Oh, that's a good one. Well, no, Jeffrey's got he plays there's a version that he does of uh In Your Eyes. Oh, the Peter Gabriel shoot? Yeah. Oh, I never heard that. Really? Oh shit. What happened? Fucking see the battery's dead already. Oh no.

SPEAKER_07 30:24

What battery? Laptop?

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Yeah. Battle stations.

SPEAKER_05 30:29

Plug it in. Oh my god, my dad.

SPEAKER_03 30:32

Okay. God damn it. If you were gonna do that, why the fuck you make me get up?

SPEAKER_05 30:38

I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

God damn it. Oh my god. Don't shut off.

unknown 30:45

What?

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Get it in there.

SPEAKER_07 30:48

I can't get it here.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

Do we lose it?

SPEAKER_07 30:55

Is it plenty?

SPEAKER_03 31:01

You are too fucking late orbs.

SPEAKER_05 31:07

Meanwhile, I'm like, oh yeah, it's no problem.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

We'll get through this. We'll get through this.

SPEAKER_05 31:16

Yeah, but this is a Jeffrey James one.

unknown 31:23

Never fucking do that.

SPEAKER_03 31:31

Are we back in? Are we good? Oh, we're on.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Hey.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

Look at that.

SPEAKER_03 31:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

That was the quickest fix I think we've ever had.

SPEAKER_07 31:48

Ever.

unknown 31:49

Shh.

SPEAKER_07 31:51

Don't say it out loud.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

It was a quick. No, it's just you're sh you listen, it's been things have been much better. Since getting rid of Right?

SPEAKER_07 32:02

Since she walked them out to the ice, like the extra.

SPEAKER_05 32:04

I gave them their their proper resting area. So I was like, it's time for us, boys.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Do you know how upset I am that scout didn't run back in the house with them in his mouth?

SPEAKER_05 32:14

With a fucking fucking meat jacket, that fucking dog in the woods. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_07 32:22

Meat jacket. Such a good idea.

SPEAKER_05 32:27

It is. Totally is. So Bubba Joe. The gauntlet has been has been drawn. The terms, we gotta figure that shit out because that's gonna. How many songs? Three?

SPEAKER_03 32:41

Three songs each.

SPEAKER_05 32:43

And uh and a and a fucking duet?

SPEAKER_03 32:45

A verse and a chorus for each song.

SPEAKER_07 32:50

Oh, so not the full song?

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Not the full we'll be here for a fucking ever.

SPEAKER_05 32:54

Yeah. You're looking at fucking three, six, nine, I mean, four minute songs.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

And then a duet. I think I think you should do Ebony and Ivory.

SPEAKER_05 33:09

How about fucking uh John Travolta and you're the one that I want? Yeah, you're the one that I want. Honey. And I'm rubbing his face. So Gauntlet's drawn, Joe. We'll figure out the terms. And the first ever TID idol.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

We're gonna put 20 songs in a bucket or a hat. I said we're gonna pick them out of the hat. And that's how we're doing this.

SPEAKER_07 33:32

But we're gonna have to they're gonna have to know ahead of time.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Fuck that. We gotta get the there'll be a fucking app with the music and the words.

SPEAKER_07 33:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:42

We'll fucking pick out the fucking songs.

SPEAKER_05 33:44

Okay But we gotta know the songs. Because I know I already know you. You'll be an asshole and be like, you know, yep. You'll you'll pick fucking songs nobody knows.

SPEAKER_07 33:53

No, there's no fun in that.

SPEAKER_05 33:55

And well, that's what he he finds it fun. I don't think so. I think he was saying he's the other last time we were talking about this, he's like, You guys shouldn't know the songs. I'm like, you're right.

SPEAKER_07 34:04

Well, you shouldn't know what you're gonna sing.

SPEAKER_05 34:06

No, I know that, but you should know the song. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

In order to do karaoke off that off that list that you were just reading off of, we could pick 20 songs off of there like that.

SPEAKER_05 34:16

Yeah, trying to remember that fucking those fucking songs on how they go.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

But that's why you have the fucking, that's why you got the karaoke song.

SPEAKER_05 34:25

So the first ever T. I. Didol, myself versus Bubba Joe.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

Are we are we talking next week?

SPEAKER_05 34:30

Are we talking in April?

SPEAKER_07 34:32

Next week. Fuck. We gotta get it. There's logistics that need to be two weeks, three weeks.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

Now it's logistics.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Yeah, we we gotta get it right. Gotta get it right. Gotta build a stage. Yeah. I gotta get costumes.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

We're not doing hold on.

SPEAKER_07 34:47

What are you talking about? Well, I mean, flair is part of the the look, you know.

SPEAKER_05 34:50

Like you gotta I gotta find because we gotta do like dual dual camera. We have to.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

Oh God. We're gonna we're gonna use dual camera. So I've yeah, but I'll faith.

SPEAKER_05 35:06

I'm gonna talk to my girl chat because I believe there's a way you can hook up the phone to where it doesn't fuck with the bandwidth in order to stream from that and put it through there. Oh, so we could do the fucking uh the what's that cam called? The the one where we do with the with with the chicks. Oh. Just put that on mute, but put it on a stand to where you can see like him and him and I. Because you could do that.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

The fucking cam cam thingy.

SPEAKER_08 35:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

I have you know for sure. You know what I'm talking about. I think we should have Joe sitting right next to you on the couch as you two just fucking rip roaring going at it.

SPEAKER_05 35:43

What, sharing the mic back and forth?

SPEAKER_03 35:44

No, fuck a mic.

SPEAKER_00 35:46

No, I'm saying like the shadows creep and the tension thickens. How will you outsmart those lurking foes? Any clever moves in mind?

SPEAKER_07 35:58

What the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_03 36:03

What was that? Are you sure the flowers are still outside? What the fuck was that, dude?

SPEAKER_05 36:12

There's nothing playing.

SPEAKER_07 36:15

I wanna I want to listen to what he said again.

SPEAKER_03 36:17

I don't know how. How to rewind, dude. I don't even know It's gonna be on it's gonna be on the recording.

SPEAKER_07 36:23

Yeah, I mean you're gonna have to listen back for that one. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 36:26

And nothing out, no other bars were moving except the DLZ creator. So don't even know what that's all about.

SPEAKER_03 36:38

Alright, T I D idol.

SPEAKER_05 36:39

So T I D Idol with the the ghosts of fucking tomorrow and today, they'll be there. That that was so weird. That guy's voice was really annoying. Anyway, we're gonna get some costumes. I need fucking what's his name's wig back. What the fuck? What was his name? Oh fuck. Oh man. Oh, uh Sage. Sage Good old Sage. I can't I don't know where the wig is. But we might have to do some wigs.

SPEAKER_07 37:18

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_05 37:19

Yeah, something like that. Alright. Smoke machine, can you make uh you got some dry ice?

SPEAKER_07 37:24

Yeah, I can get that. I got a guy.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

That's fucking. You think we can make this like the great white concert, we could set off fireworks. And die.

SPEAKER_05 37:36

All of us will die.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Well, I'm gonna stand by the door.

SPEAKER_07 37:38

You wanted a smoke machine or foam?

SPEAKER_05 37:43

Dude, last time I was at a foam party, skin fucking, I was it was in Cancun when I was 21. The skin peeled off my body.

SPEAKER_03 37:51

I was just gonna say, maybe that's do it your ass.

SPEAKER_05 37:53

Oh no, they use like carpet cleaner or something for those.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

It was brutal. They don't care. Like, watch the white people.

SPEAKER_05 38:00

Dude, me, Flea, Carlos, and my buddy Christian, who worked with us at Four Wins, we were peeling skin off our dicks. Oh. Because of from that shit.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

First of all, why would you say that out loud?

SPEAKER_05 38:10

And second, why would you why would you use the term we? Because we told each other, did you peel the yeah? I got it off the pile, you know. Dude, look at my B should be. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I was like, why is my skin so short?

SPEAKER_03 38:24

I guess everyone experiments in college. It was cold when mine peeled.

SPEAKER_07 38:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:32

Shrinkage. Just got out of the pool. Nice chilly day down in Cancun. It was freezing.

SPEAKER_07 38:38

Fucking windy.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

I had the AC down to 20.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

God, I fucking hated Cancun.

SPEAKER_05 38:43

You were with Jimmy when we ran into Jimmy. You were getting there your first day, and it was our day we were leaving. Were you down there with LaBuddy? Yeah. Yeah. When we were leaving, and Dave was with you too. Yes. Yep. Yep. I think we were there for like two days when you guys got there. Or no, when we were there two days together, I think. I was fucking hammered for six days. It was awesome down there. Loved it. I hated it.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Really? I hated every bit of it. Oh. No one spoke English. Well, did you you're in a different country? What the fuck did you expect? Well, when you go to a fucking resort or some shit, you expect people to be able to communicate with you.

SPEAKER_05 39:23

You came down a week too late because we were down there for MTV spring break that week. Well, thank God. I could you even imagine Jim and Dave trying to fucking. Oh, no, no, no. It was out of control.

SPEAKER_03 39:33

M TV spring break.

Costumes, Smoke Machines, And Foam Party Trauma

SPEAKER_05 39:35

Out of control. I got booed off a stage in front of 5,000 people.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

I would have gotten on my birthday. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 39:41

On my birthday. Happy birthday to you, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 39:43

Oh, thank you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would have got credited with Guy at Barr on that show. Wait, you're the big 5-0 now. 5-1. Oh shit. You're already 51? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:54

You're an old bastard. Thank you. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_07 39:58

It's alright. I got two more years. Gonna be 52.

SPEAKER_05 40:03

Because you know, like every every decade when you roll out of bed, something else happens. So when I roll out of 50, diaper.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

Yeah, you better start working. Diaper.

SPEAKER_05 40:13

Diaper. Yeah. Yeah, but we were done.

SPEAKER_03 40:16

51 already?

SPEAKER_05 40:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 40:18

December.

SPEAKER_05 40:19

Oh god. Time fucking flies, bro.

SPEAKER_07 40:22

I'll be 52 this December. Look at us. 52, 51, 48.

SPEAKER_05 40:28

Bunch of fucking losers doing a podcast, hoping to hit a big.

Asking For Subscriptions And Merch

SPEAKER_03 40:33

We will. Somebody go on Spotify and read the uh read the description of the episode.

SPEAKER_05 40:41

Yeah, this is this is this is what's going to help us out. Uh for those who are who are watching, thank you, Maddie, for reminding us. If you go to Spotify, if you go to Apple Podcasts, uh whatever, whatever platform we're on, and each show, if you click the more button for the description, at the bottom it's gonna say support the show. So feel free to donate. Or if you'd like a little monthly subscription, it's as low as$3 a month.

SPEAKER_03 41:10

How can you beat that? The TID show dollars a month.

SPEAKER_05 41:14

And I did put content and I did put on the website when you go to pay, it'll say for those who sign up, we'll send free merch to. Because we have a shit ton of t-shirts.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

Do we still have a lot of t-shirts? We have a ton of t-shirts. So it's time to start fucking. You get a free t-shirt. How about that?

SPEAKER_05 41:32

$3 a month, free t-shirt. You get to watch us every week, and it's it's mainly to support us because we're we're be part of the TID nation. Yeah, we're we're trying to have this as a full-time job because you know, who wants to really work a full-time job when we could do this full-time?

SPEAKER_03 41:49

It's so true.

SPEAKER_05 41:50

No brainer.

SPEAKER_03 41:50

So true.

SPEAKER_05 41:51

Kevin would just be cooking all day. Eating and we're and Maddie and I, one year into after signing a big deal, we'll die of a heart attack from cholesterol. Too high.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

No, not cooking healthy. Or cocaine or cocaine and hookers. No.

SPEAKER_05 42:09

Hookers, yeah, they'll probably kill her.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

They go for that. If you got any skin left on your dick. So don't bounce too hard.

SPEAKER_05 42:21

I'll shoot myself.

SPEAKER_02 42:26

My summer was a failing, right? Go easy.

SPEAKER_05 42:28

Yeah. So once again, if you're out there listening, watching, thank you for the support. But we're also looking for support financially. I'm not gonna lie. You know? A little monthly subscription, and you get us every month.

SPEAKER_03 42:41

Couple fuzzoles.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

For for those who do sign up and subscribe, you'll receive a free take a deep t-shirt. How's that sound? Wish we had those things now we could put on the screen.

SPEAKER_03 42:53

Yeah. Hooray!

SPEAKER_05 42:56

But I haven't figured that out yet. We'll get there.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

We'll get there.

SPEAKER_05 43:00

Maybe like in fancy. Rome wasn't built in a day. Am I right? Take some time. Or six years. Take some takes some time. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

I feel like our show is kind of like kept.

SPEAKER_05 43:11

Listen, how long did it take to make the pyramids? Is it me? It's like when you walk in this house, you're like, I don't want to do anything else. It's weird. I don't know what it is. It's like a black cloud. I mean, look at the fucking the pyramids, man. Pyramids took thousands of years. Hello. Allegedly. They're one of the eight wonders of the world, seven wonders of the world, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Rumor has Kevin's ancestors built those too. They're still building it.

SPEAKER_05 43:40

They're not done yet. Not done. I love you. They haven't put on the top. I love you. Do you? I do. I do. But uh so T I D idol. Subscribe to the show. I can even put it on our website too. I got a copy of the fact.

SPEAKER_07 43:56

Like the show too.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

Can we throw can we throw a couple special songs in there?

SPEAKER_05 44:00

Like what's special to you?

Afroman Vs Cops And Free Speech

SPEAKER_07 44:01

Like lemon pound cake. What the fuck is that? Afroman, bro. Oh. Speaking of Afro Man. Man is making a comeback.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

Fucking poor dude, man. Phenomenal. It's and he he battled the system and won. But the fact of them coming in, stealing his money. Right. Fucking just everything. And it's all caught on video. It's unbelievable. So he decides to make a video pretty much every day of a rhyme.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

Well, he had to he had to fix all the damage to his house because they didn't, of course, they didn't fucking all you know do anything.

SPEAKER_07 44:38

Well, he didn't even sue him.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_07 44:40

So he gets sued. Yeah. For defamation.

SPEAKER_05 44:43

Because of the fucking videos he was putting out.

SPEAKER_07 44:45

Yeah, for defamation.

SPEAKER_05 44:46

Yep. And they like the questions this this one guy was asking him was like, Well, do you feel bad that so and so's officer so-and-so's daughters seeing this and they're crying? He's like, Should I feel bad when the cops came into my house and stole my money? And I was like, fucking yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_07 45:06

He wouldn't feel bad if he didn't steal my money.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

You know, like so uh, no. The whole situation is is unbelievable. It's fantastic that they that they did it. The fact that they got caught on camera doing it made it even better. And now they have these fucking redneck simpletons on the fucking witness stand answering questions about what offended them from the music video.

SPEAKER_07 45:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 45:31

Nothing. So are you saying that you it caused you pain because Mr. So and so says he had sex with your wife? Yes, it caused me a lot of pain.

SPEAKER_07 45:39

That guy's a son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

Oh, he is a son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_07 45:41

Who's that? Randy Waters. Who's that? Walters. Son of a bitch. Walters. Walters.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

Who's that?

SPEAKER_07 45:46

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

Anyway.

SPEAKER_07 45:52

That's a new Afro Man, so made from his surveillance videos.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

And the the lawyer asked him, he said, you know, can we say it's safe to say that your wife is not cheating on you? And the motherfucker's on stand looking into the camera, going, I don't know. I can't say that. What? What?

SPEAKER_07 46:13

There was one where they asked him if he was a son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03 46:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 46:17

And he's like, I forget what he says, but then he was like, My mother's been passed for years.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

You'd have to dig her up to get the answer. Right?

SPEAKER_07 46:24

It was just like, what?

SPEAKER_03 46:26

You can't make this up. Like an episode of Dukes of Hazards. I I would have loved to have been a strategy session where these cops are sitting with their lawyers saying, We're gonna sue this fucking guy for defamation.

SPEAKER_07 46:38

Like, there's gotta be a Netflix special coming up.

SPEAKER_05 46:42

You know how much money this motherfucker's gonna make now? Good for him. Good for him. Tremendous. Good for him. Absolutely. He fucking he and no joke though, he handled that shit as professional as you possibly can. And he's like, you know what? Let me fucking use my talent to show these motherfuckers and how dirty and grimy they are.

SPEAKER_06 47:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:04

But does it the suit he was wearing?

SPEAKER_03 47:08

The fucking I want that suit for fucking 4th of July. Unbelievable.

SPEAKER_07 47:12

I think that's gonna be a popular item.

SPEAKER_05 47:14

Unfucking first of all, yeah, you can go Afro Man suit and I any amount of money that's on fucking online right now. Guaranteed. You'll find that. And that looks like it'll be hot to wear on 4th of July.

SPEAKER_07 47:25

Well, maybe you get a like silk one. Yeah, that's pimp.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

I would like the American flag zoot suit and silk, please. Bet. But yeah, good for him. Someone's gonna be wearing that on air.

SPEAKER_05 47:44

Now watch. Now somebody's gonna be like some fucking stupid wrecker comes and be like, yeah, we can fucking sign him again. He'll probably come up with some fucking stupid shit.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

I don't really think that he's getting signed off of this. You never know that. I don't think he needs to be signed.

SPEAKER_05 47:56

No.

SPEAKER_03 47:57

The parody songs are fantastic. Where's he? Make your own money fucking being a creator. He's fucking sampling from every fucking song. Fucking stupid. I I can't even fucking think of it right now, what lemon pound came. And you know, we listen to it. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 48:13

Like Under the Boardwalk.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

I mean, the most original one was Randy Waltz, son of a bitch. Yeah. And I'm not gonna lie, the lickum low Lisa. That was pretty good too.

SPEAKER_05 48:28

But good for him. Yeah. Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

God bless Afro Man.

SPEAKER_07 48:32

America. Constitution. Freedom of speech.

SPEAKER_05 48:36

Can somebody come into my house and steal no money?

SPEAKER_03 48:38

And so I can just record them and well, they they know that you do self-defeces, so I don't think anyone's coming into your house.

War Footage, ICE Airports, And Bad Vibes

SPEAKER_05 48:45

Careful, he's carrying a weapon. My ass. That's what that is. It's like a fucking 12 gauge. Watch out. But if we can backpedal a little, what what what what is what is what what what's Trump doing?

SPEAKER_03 49:04

He's going a little over the top.

SPEAKER_05 49:06

What is he doing?

SPEAKER_03 49:07

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_05 49:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:13

There has to be a plane.

SPEAKER_05 49:14

Have you seen the last video of the bomb that hit the fucking the the like airport area? I had to stop watching because he's fucking the bomb that hit the wherever the fucking their planes go off was ginormous. No yeah. Ginormous, dude.

SPEAKER_07 49:33

Was it one of those MOBEs? No.

SPEAKER_05 49:35

It was just it looked like a volcano was going off. That's it. It was horrible. And bunker breaker. And I'm sitting there, I'm like, okay, I was like, alright, the more we do this, yeah, the more problems this is gonna. Oh, look at that. It cost me$95 to fill up my tank the other day instead of fucking 60.

SPEAKER_07 49:54

Yeah, well, I mean, I he said that if they don't open it up by Monday, he's gonna bomb them again.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

Well, there's a lot of shit going on. People still keep calling bullshit on him. Do you see that fucking he's sending ice agents to the airports on Monday? Yeah, what the fuck is that all?

SPEAKER_05 50:10

Because of the DH the shutdown.

SPEAKER_03 50:13

Yeah. Partial shutdown, yep.

SPEAKER_07 50:15

Yeah. Yeah, temperature.

SPEAKER_05 50:17

I mean, I don't want to I don't want to fucking uh predict anything, but I could see something bad happening.

SPEAKER_07 50:21

Yeah, you think.

SPEAKER_03 50:22

Uh could be. Because it's out of control. Well the different the difference is the difference is the ice the ice agents are funded. Like they get paid. So literally the fucking, you know, you get fucking 80% of the TSA calls out. They could go fill in at these airports, and you know, you're running security.

SPEAKER_05 50:41

Yeah, but I I could see somebody going through the scanner getting jacked up.

SPEAKER_03 50:45

I mean, only if you look like an illegal alien.

unknown 50:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:51

Wish I could touch the board right now. Which again, I have to imagine it's gotta be pretty difficult to get to the airport and fly illegal. Where are you getting the I You need an ID? The real ID, the fucking passport, your fucking birth certificate, urine sample.

SPEAKER_05 51:09

The fecal sample.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

That provides stool samples. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 51:12

I give it. And you tickets. So that's the way it's gonna be. I just got a bad feeling about that. Something soup, something stupid's gonna fucking happen. Yeah, I got it. You're gonna have somebody even in the airport who's a fucking passenger gonna say something or do something stupid to create a fucking problem. In order to. Can you record this?

SPEAKER_03 51:30

But you know what though? Enough already. Fucking just just fucking do, you know, if you get a fucking mouth off, I hope they fucking slam you on the fucking floor and drop cuffs on you. Maybe that's gonna stop the next jackal from popping off at the mouth.

SPEAKER_05 51:46

Fuck all you. This generation, this generation of people, they're so bad. They don't give a fuck whatsoever of whose feelings they're hurting, what they're saying, how they're doing it. Unless it's theirs. Exactly. Exactly. But it's that's the the unfortunately the raising of that person from those parents, whoever those parents were. You didn't fucking teach teach your child a lesson. So now you have little cunts running around who are bitching and moaning about everything.

SPEAKER_07 52:15

Well, it's also not just the parents, it's the fucking school stuff. School, everything's just little leagues, snowflakes here, snowflakes there.

SPEAKER_05 52:23

Everything is Timmy's gotta play second.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

He's always wanting to play second with his vagina. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:30

It's it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 52:31

Timmy doesn't stop the ball unless it hits him in the face.

SPEAKER_05 52:34

Or his clit.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

Oh man-made. I mean, Kevin played a meat second base when he was younger.

SPEAKER_05 52:41

I threw 80 from second.

SPEAKER_03 52:43

He used to fuck a buzz up all the first base. Ooh.

SPEAKER_07 52:48

Legend like Craig Biggio. Wow, the attacks. Sorry. It's more like Ryan Sandberg. What do you play second?

SPEAKER_05 52:57

Yeah, mute your fucking microphone right now after saying that. Awful. But it's it's I don't know. It's everything now is just so fucking crazy. And then I see like he's fucking Trump's talking about taking Cuba. For what? Right, exactly. For what? The 1950s fucking cars that they have installed down there? For what? There's no reason for it.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Does he need the oil in Cuba? Like is China and Russia going to Cuba for oil? Like, is it is is is this the fucking the chess game that we're playing? It's getting it's out of fucking control.

SPEAKER_05 53:33

Get it done already. Just just whatever needs to be done, get it done. We're sitting here paying the fucking stupid amount of money for fucking food, for fucking gas. It's out of control.

SPEAKER_03 53:45

I think Pat's becoming a Democrat right now. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 53:47

I'm just I'm tired. I'm tired of going to the fucking grocery store and I'm just like, that was$2 cheaper last week.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

You thought it was funny. I think he's putting on the share costume now.

SPEAKER_05 53:57

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking on my sequenced dress.

SPEAKER_07 54:00

He's taking blockers.

SPEAKER_05 54:04

Eating lots of soy. Ladies and gentlemen, Rocky Dennis from the mask.

SPEAKER_03 54:08

Maybe that's what happened with your stomach. You're taking too much soy. A lot of estrogen in that.

SPEAKER_05 54:14

No. It's it's I don't know. It's just so annoying now trying to fucking just live a regular day.

SPEAKER_07 54:24

All the bullshit, all the fucking I'm just waiting for something to pop off to where I don't have to go to work. You know, like that's really it, man. I said it before on a show, but I'm actually it's true. I'm waiting.

SPEAKER_05 54:36

And then now you gotta keep an eye on like just not feel like going that day. All the false flag shit you gotta keep an eye on now for because now that that that dude who insured or bought insurance on the World Trade Center just bought that fucking building in California.

SPEAKER_03 54:51

Sure did. Tallest building in California.

SPEAKER_05 54:54

Weird. Let's keep an eye out for it.

SPEAKER_07 54:59

How come now you're gonna have us that see this shit and nobody else?

Prices, New York Politics, And No Middle Class

SPEAKER_05 55:02

Now you're gonna have you're gonna have I got a feeling, dude, what's gonna happen. The fucking US is gonna do it's not gonna be it's not gonna be it's not gonna be terrorists. It's US gonna be doing some fucking drones, fly the motherfucking drones into that building, and now it's like, hey, let's nuke Iran. Because you know, those fuckers aren't gonna quit. They're not gonna stop. They're gonna keep on coming until and the guy even fucking said it, you know, until till the fucking West is fucking wiped off the map.

SPEAKER_03 55:36

Yeah, yeah. Go all the way back to right after 9-11 here. And I'm gonna reiterate what my thought process was is turn the Middle East into a sheet of glass. And yeah, we'll we'll get back to it in you know 30 years.

SPEAKER_07 55:54

Yeah, that's an option.

SPEAKER_05 55:57

If you I mean, yeah, in a fucking movie with Tom Cruise, it's called Mission Impossible.

SPEAKER_03 56:02

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was that far out of there.

SPEAKER_05 56:05

Nah, it's but nobody's it's never gonna like I don't think uh I don't know. The thing I worry about is that one fucking cuckoo for Coco Puffs, dude who's just like, fuck it, let's just send a nuke.

SPEAKER_07 56:16

Yeah, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? That's gonna happen. You never know. Yeah, you don't, but never know.

SPEAKER_05 56:22

And with all the bullshit going on with technology nowadays, we're like, oh, our defense system's down, we can't stop the fucking the rocket.

SPEAKER_03 56:30

Listen, they got they got shit through the iron dome. It's not it's not gonna be a rocket, it's gonna be a dirty bomb.

SPEAKER_05 56:35

Yeah, I would think it would be that or poisoning the fucking water supply.

SPEAKER_03 56:40

Uh they were already doing that.

SPEAKER_05 56:41

Yeah, we got a ton of fluoride in it. Fluoride. It's in our toothpaste, but it kills you. And the water. Yeah. Yeah. They're gonna make uh the United States into Flint, Michigan.

SPEAKER_08 56:56

Sure.

SPEAKER_05 56:56

You can light the water on fire up there from fracking. I'm just saying, I saw the documentary where the lady fucking she literally turned her her faucet on and lit the water and it fucking it stayed on fire.

SPEAKER_06 57:10

Really?

SPEAKER_05 57:10

Oh my god. Flint, Michigan is like one of the worst places in the U.S. Oh my god. Their water is you can't Flint, Michigan, Chernobyl. Close to it. Very close. Yeah. If you there's uh That's from fracking? From fracking.

SPEAKER_07 57:24

That's all there's off there's no like industrial pollutant upriver or something. Fracking.

SPEAKER_05 57:29

Awful fracking. Flint, Michigan's like one of the God, they were like, I believe, like one of the first areas that like there was that was high rich in gas in order to do fracking.

SPEAKER_07 57:39

And that's really yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:41

There's if you I don't know if it's on Netflix or Prime. It might be on Prime. Just search Flint, Michigan, and it their documentary should pop up. Watch that shit. You're just gonna be like, huh. Looks like uh Poland Spring for me. Brutal.

SPEAKER_07 57:58

Well, that's not well water, right? That was like city water sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 58:03

Microplastic polluted water. And the increase the increase like cancer rate there and whatnot.

SPEAKER_07 58:09

Yeah, yeah, I was super go with fire water.

SPEAKER_05 58:13

Yeah, fire. I mean, it's like the fucking burning bush up up there. It's fucking crazy. But they don't do anything to fix it. It's still the same way. It's it that that city is just fucking crumbled.

SPEAKER_02 58:26

It's done.

SPEAKER_05 58:27

Counties go on there, high drug rate. Like they don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

Sounds like New York City.

SPEAKER_05 58:34

Hey, what are you doing? I'm running for mayor at Flint, Michigan. I should win the guy. The other guy's got fucking three months to live, anyways. You know, it's it's it's insane. But the way I the government don't give a fuck about anybody.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

Speaking of which, how do you like our girl Kathy Holkel going live?

SPEAKER_05 58:51

She, I hope she gets hit today. Fucking satellite. What happened? Do you remember when Hulkel? When she said, was it when COVID? Was it COVID?

SPEAKER_03 59:00

It was right after COVID or some shit.

SPEAKER_05 59:02

She's like, fine, go. We don't need you anyways.

SPEAKER_03 59:03

People who were leaving New York now begging people to come back to New York. To pay taxes. Pay higher taxes. And she actually said it out loud.

SPEAKER_05 59:13

She's a retard.

SPEAKER_03 59:15

She is a retard.

SPEAKER_05 59:16

Worst worst governor. Probably ever.

SPEAKER_03 59:20

Doug Dinkins was bad. Does all the shit like that?

SPEAKER_05 59:22

The shit, the shit that she's mad. I think it's familiar. Uh it's uh let's let's uh let's let's have them pay more of this. Like, fuck you. Fuck you. What was it? 1.75 million people left New York last year? You're probably gonna see double that this year.

SPEAKER_03 59:39

Only going up.

SPEAKER_05 59:41

It's brutal to live in New York. Brutal.

SPEAKER_07 59:44

Yeah, it has always been. You know.

SPEAKER_05 59:46

Yeah. You got no man, there's no middle class. Nothing.

SPEAKER_07 59:50

There's no middle class anywhere anymore.

SPEAKER_05 59:52

This is true. Really true. There's no uh American dream. The good old American dream of being married, having a white picket fence, a house, a dog, and two kids. No. If you what did they say it was? If you're a couple who's married, who has two kids and a house, and make a combined$300,000 a year, you're living paycheck to paycheck.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:15

That is absurd. Sounds about right.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:18

Absurd. But you know.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:22

Yeah, I mean, dude, you've seen the price of gas.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:25

You don't have to fucking tell me, Kevin. Every time you say that, it chaves my ass.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:28

It's a 300-gallon tank over there. You know, that's adds up, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:33

Fuck, it's like five dollars a gallon now. For oil. I'm gonna be like, you have any uh extra jackets?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:45

Because I don't know if I'm paying oil this way. Why is the heat set at 55 degrees?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:49

How come I can see my breath inside? Shut up, put your fucking scarf on.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:53

Here's your scully, put you in your put your down jacket on deal with it. Deal with it. Get under a blanket, but don't shit yourself.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:00

It's it's brutal, dude. Absolutely brutal.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:03

Yeah, don't even get me started on fucking electric pills. Shh. Fucking delivery charges. What the fuck is that? ATM fee like bullshit.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:11

Delivery charges more than whatever you the electric you use.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:14

Yeah, than the supply.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:15

Yeah. It's fucking nuts. Hey, it's the world we live in today, people, so you might as well bend up, lube up, and just fucking dig it. Because that's the way it's gonna be. Nobody cares about you or us. And it's bottom line. It's because the TID said so. Waiting for the stone cold glass to break in the background. No. No. Are you falling asleep over there? I see your eyes getting fucking heavy. Or no. You lying motherfucker. Why the way you need to lean up and sit at the edge of the chair right now. Sit up. Get to the edge of that chair and put that put the edge of the chair right on the crack of your ass. Look at that uncomfortable. But uh that's I mean it's the world we live in now. We're uh Greenland's gonna be fucking taken over by us, Cuba. Soon to be maybe Mexico, which we're killing all the cartel people. Yeah, it's getting it's getting wild out there. And fat Neo's gonna have to make a present soon. Come out there and start flying around in my fat fucking jumpsuit.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

As long as you're not wearing leather like Trinity.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:26

No, leather won't be good on the on the hemrhoids. I need some soft and satin. So rubs nicely on my cheeks.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:35

Something breathable. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:37

Maybe definitely not mesh.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:39

All I just thought about was Ace Ventura. We found Captain Winky.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:49

Yeah, that's good. Such an underrated movie. Right? Great movie.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

Fantastic movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:55

Is he cloned? Did you see uh that shit with him?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:58

It kind of looks like it.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:59

No, there was some. There was some chick dressed up as him. Like there was a nerdy.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:06

What? Did you what did you say?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:08

Some chick? Yeah, it wasn't him. It was it was a person.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:11

Definitely wasn't a chick.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:12

No, it was a girl. No.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:15

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:16

You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:17

You're talking about at the award show? Yeah. That's not a chick. I'm not even looking at whatever you found that on. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:27

It was a dude. There were several and there were several pictures at several different places. It doesn't look like a lot of things. What are you gonna look for? A fucking Adam's apple? There we go.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

Because whoever said it was a chick, that's the dumbest fucking thing. Is that what's her name who was who's the swimmer? Whatever her name whatever his name is. No. Anything? Hello? I'm not prepared for this.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:59

Well, I wasn't. I didn't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:01

Like you're gonna have this ship hold up.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:03

No, there was like a there was like a girl. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:08

There was like a thing. Uh-huh. Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:13

But anyway, it wasn't him. It wasn't a clone. It was just somebody. You know. I believe he's alive and safe.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:22

I hope you're right, Kev. I hope you're right.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:25

These bombings. That's all I that's all that's on my algorithm is the bombings.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:31

Yeah, but you don't even know if half of those are real.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:33

Yeah, you know, you're right. You're right. All your fucking earthquakes on your fucking algorithm are real.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:38

The earthquake comes from a USGS website, dude. Here we go. The earthquakes are real. It's far reach. You're tired. I'll give you a pass.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

I'm hurt bad, spare tire.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:02

Just call me spare tire. Oh. You don't remember that from uh Marry with Children?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:08

I do. Now I do.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:12

I know I had a couple fucking videos saved. That was a good one. Porn? No, it was the way somebody made some meatballs. It was actually pretty good. Gay porn. No, no, no, no. It's food porn. Making meatballs with men.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:28

Food porn.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:29

That's what it was. Some dick skin meatballs.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:38

Dick skin meatballs? You want to cut out the casing.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:43

Patrick Dickskin Fleciato.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:46

This fucking Wi Fi.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:50

It's buffering like you're on AOL.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:52

It's brutal. Well, it's solar storms. It's actually the Corona holes.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:00

The what?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:01

I thought you'd like that one.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:02

What's the Corona holes? What are you? This go on with the your your little silliness of uh What the the Sun?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:08

Space weather?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:11

No, so there's these two giant corona holes facing Earth. There it's a like change in magnetism on the sun.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:21

Is this what's gonna cause the nuggets of gravity?

SPEAKER_07 1:06:26

Alright, hey. And when there's large coronavires like that, they correlate that with large earthquakes. And there's been a bunch of big ones this week. A couple in Tonga, one in the Mid-Atlantic Ridge.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:38

Tonga, Tonga, Tonga, Tonga. Where's the Mid-Atlantic Ridge? Oh, it's like gonna go with the Atlantic.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:44

Directly in the middle of the Atlantic. Runs straight down.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:47

Is that where they have that separation of the two oceans where one looks like it's blue and one looks like it's green? No. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:55

So by the Mariana Trench?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:57

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:59

Then I'm watching these fucking videos of Dude, are you gonna bungee bungee cord yourself to a tree that day?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:07

Oh, when is that? August what?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:09

Is it the 12th?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:10

Oh, maybe. It's coming up. It's coming up with this year.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:15

Yeah. We're all gonna be here.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:17

If the asteroids don't get us, that'll be here in like two weeks.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:20

What asteroid?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:22

There's a couple of asteroids around like uh I think like Venus right now, but it's hard to see because of the sun. They'll get a better view of them in a couple days.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:30

Are they planet killers?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:31

No. Are they spaceships? No. Are you sure? Territory asteroids. How do you know they're asteroids? Because Avi Loeb has not like said anything about these. Who? The guy from Harvard. What is Avi Loeb? He's always uh every every fucking comet of fucking spaceship. That guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:53

Who's that guy?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:56

He's like he's like a I don't know. He's a professor at Harvard or something. He's always on talk shows talking about the aliens and like how the three eye atlas was an alien and this, yeah, all this kind of shit. Everything's always an alien to him.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:09

I get it. But yeah, there's a couple of things. I mean, can we at least have a fucking asteroid hit? Something catastrophic? Something to look forward to? You're going catastrophic? Eh, why not? As long as it's over some part of the earth that that we're not close to. Why not?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:23

You just you just want Kevin off himself. Wasn't that one of the things you would do? You'd off himself.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:27

No, Kevin's gonna attack you. Did you guys feel that? I didn't say it off myself.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:31

No, you did. Oh, you did.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:33

Did you guys feel that? It was an earthquake in Tonga.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:36

Tonga, Tonga, Tonga.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:39

7.2. Filt into my plums. Tonga. You know, listen, unless uh, you know, shit happens like that movie with with Jonas Jonah Hill and Don't go. This is the end. This is the end. This is the end. If it's like that, cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:00

Fine. As long as it's not here. Are you gonna put Jane Tatum on a leash? I guess you being the Danny McGride.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:09

That shit fucking gonna come all over everything.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:13

That fucking movie's hilarious. It is hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:16

Yeah, but listen, if it's if it's the resurrection or or the it's I'm I'm well I'll be ready. Let's just go. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. I mean, uh you have enough? You you need another bump?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:33

Wow! Yeah, I wish I could still do that stuff. You know? I can't tell you. That stuff was fun. I just have that.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:44

When it wasn't full of fentanyl.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:45

Well, that's the whole point.

Fentanyl, Coke Risks, And Old Party Stories

SPEAKER_05 1:09:47

Yeah. Fentanyl. That's another thing. Fucking cartels ruined drugs.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:54

Ain't that the truth?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:56

You guys want coke? No, I got fentanyl for you. You guys be dead in two seconds, anyways. No big deal. There you go. A little grim. Good luck with that. And now you can now you can't even fucking pick up eight balls and feel safe. Nope. There's still people I know who still fucking do coke. No, if you got the money for it. No. But I'm like, I'm like. Yeah, but what are you doing? Because Lord knows. The dealer's a good friend of mine.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:29

Well, you He wouldn't do anything to harm us.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:32

You build personal relationships with people over the years. If you got a good guy, you got a good guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:37

Yeah, I got a guy. But it doesn't matter. You don't know where the fuck he's getting it from. You don't know where that guy's getting it from.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:44

If you got a new guy, that's a that's maybe a sketch.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:48

That fucking that that$25 bag is being stepped on so many times. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:52

Second you open it up and smells like diesel. No muino. No good. I would just would never, because you never fucking know nowadays.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:04

No, no, I'm those days are long past.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:07

Yeah. Totally.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:09

Back in the good old days, the worst case is a little too much baby laxative in there.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:12

Yeah, you shoot your pants really bad. I gotta go to the bathroom after that first one.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:16

While you're sleeping.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:19

You do your first line, you're like, oh, gotta go whoop. And that was that instantly absorbed. Remember a buddy of mine used to get fucking linocaine from a dentist. Oh god. That shit was ridiculous. My old face is numb. I don't know why. For six hours. Felt like you just had a tooth pulled, but you didn't. That whole thing? You start start doing that. No? Nobody else? Okay. We discussed that. Good times. That was a little weird.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:53

Sorry. Like you did that for fun? Like I hate feeling.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:58

Tested out powder form.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:00

So I don't know why you're looking down on them like that. Like, you know, you're you're being judgmental right now.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:05

Very much so. I don't like it. Alright, I'm sorry. I apologize. I see the error in my ways. What? Yeah. I take it back.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:13

I see the error in my ways. Somebody's got you tamed. I'm gonna get you out of that tamed uh whatever mode you're in. Get you out of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:26

I don't know if Taves the right answer. It's it's just sober me, you know. Like what sober me sucks. Sober me's gay.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:38

No. Sober orbs. Gay. Gay retard. No. Uh I think that's it. Anything you guys want to discuss? I got an itchy butthole right now.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:55

No, time for you to go.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:00

You need to be at least 400 feet away from the house. I got a sign behind me that says please don't follow. No laughing, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:07

No laughing.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:11

That's why I'm lean to this side.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:14

You do have the lean.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:15

Yeah, we're good.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:17

Jesus God.

Dinner Plans, Smoked Corned Beef, And Closing

SPEAKER_05 1:13:17

We're alright. Oh fuck it. I guess I still gotta go home and fucking cook dinner.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:21

That sounds like a good time.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:22

Yeah, doing some uh sausage and pasta and some sp and spicy uh vodka sauce.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:28

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:30

Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm down.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:33

Did I tell you I did I did two pieces of corned beef in a fucking smoker for St. Patty's Day? Fucking process, but it was phenomenal.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:42

How long did it take?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:44

Eight hours of soaking the corned beef in water, changing the water every blanching every two hours. Probably getting all the salt out of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:53

Well, not cooking it, just like blanching. Well, blanching would be cooking.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:58

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:58

You when you blanch something, you're boiling it in water for like a few minutes. Um you can argue cooking.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:04

What do you say when you put it in the fuck you, Kevin?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:10

And then once it once that was done after eight hours, then it was five hours in the smoke.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:14

Rhining. Rhining?

SPEAKER_07 1:14:15

Brining. You're actually reverse brining it because you're soaking it in fresh water to get it the brine out of the meat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:23

Yeah. Still brining. No. It's the opposite, actually. Shut the fucking way.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:29

But it was fucking fantastic. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:34

Yeah, fucking ton of corned beef. And my sister's. She had like fucking 15 pounds of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:41

A little crazy. I refuse I refused to buy the 25-pound piece of corned beef at Restaurant Depot. Like, I am not cooking 25 pounds.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:47

Yeah, what are you doing with that fucking slab? Yeah, you cut it in half and give it to me.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:54

Fucking look at this guy. Free handouts. This fucking guy.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:58

I could have used the corned beef 15 pounds, but I was like, he gets it.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:01

He's like, I'll take seven. Here's 18 for you, Kev. Kevin's outside going over all of his cooking terms.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:12

Well, it sounds like you should go over the cooking. Shut the fuck up. About that. Asshole.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:20

And and this was the first year. Reverse brining.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:24

Hi, Kathy.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:26

That's reverse brining.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:29

Reverse glazing. Hi, Amber. That's always funny for whatever reason. Call that a soup kitchen. That's fucking great. That's a great let's go out on the high notes. Dude, I was watching more of the more of the Batman shit with that comic. Oh, yeah. Where he was beats, he's beating the shit out of a clown. And the clown's like, I only had two drinks. Where are they? Beating the shit out of them. Cops come inside. We're like, no, no, no. That's not the Joker. That's a fucking party clown.

unknown 1:16:11

What?

SPEAKER_08 1:16:13

Wrong room, wrong room!

SPEAKER_05 1:16:16

Then he just turns, he's like, Harvey, Dent, can we trust him? And the cops like, we're past that. Shit's that dude's hilarious. They gotta come out and more.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:29

Did you ever see the one with with the girl from um the dark night or the the one with Bane, where he's like he's fighting Bain. That's the one we watched here, right? We played that. I don't know. Many bottles of bourbon ago.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:47

I don't even know if I like Soperkaff.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:50

Right? Like, I have no idea what what drunk seen or done.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:55

Semi-drunk Kevin and not fucking Abdul Jafar?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:00

Maybe you drink before the show, but not no.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:05

No. That's like telodigodites. Maybe you spark in his leg and he's like, we'll just cut it out.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:11

Maybe you start when we hit record, not prior, but you're able to drink during. Then again, it goes by quick with him.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:20

I mean, we we get a we get a bottle.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:21

Yeah, there's really no safe place.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:23

There's not.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:23

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:24

It's either you're on or you're off.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:25

No gray area with this guy when he drinks. I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda happy.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:29

If you're not first, you're last. We didn't have any booze tonight. I was I was okay with that.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:33

Yeah. See? See? I was actually okay with it too. There we go. Yeah. There we go. For once, you know. After the last week, I gotta go to it. I can say I did it, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:44

It's like climb a mountain.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:46

Try it one time.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:47

One time.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:49

And that's uh the title of the show, Aubs has no bourbon.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:55

Fucking sober orbs is gay. You're all right, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:00

Uh yeah. Uh we didn't see you this week.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:03

Oh, they did.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:04

Hey, uh Buzz Sprout co-hosts. Can you title the show Sober Kevin is gay? Oh. Thank you. Sober Kevin, not as much fun. Yeah. Yeah. Just do it that way. Should be good.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:23

Should be fine. Totally. No one listens to it, they won't know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:30

Ladies and gentlemen of TID Nation!

SPEAKER_04 1:18:33

I think we're gonna call it quits. Hour and a half. Oh nice.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:38

Solid show.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:39

I don't even know if this is the right song. And I didn't even have to pee. No. You're gonna have to pee now though.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:46

It's the ticket.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:59

I like the chorus in the background.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:13

We need more chorus.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:17

Cowbell, we need more towel. It's like pulling in the bar battery.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:46

Yeah. Our new episode is today. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on another fucking great episode of the gay take a deep job. Just a song, just a song is gay. The line's drawn, Joe Mason. T I D idol coming up soon. We're gonna make up some flyers, I think. I'm waiting for Pat Summerall to come up. Uh next week. When I dip my pants again.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:20

Well, at least you'll know about this one. Not gonna find out later. No surprise.