The Inner Winner Show

Day 23: The Craziest Story of My Entire Life (Part 1)

September 08, 2020 Andy Episode 23
The Inner Winner Show
Day 23: The Craziest Story of My Entire Life (Part 1)
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The Inner Winner Show
Day 23: The Craziest Story of My Entire Life (Part 1)
Sep 08, 2020 Episode 23
Andy

A story I've been hinting at for years - a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.

  • Hit on her in grocery store.
  • Asked what done on weekend. "I went on a date with this guy". How I said "Sounds like he was really boring".
  • Slightly weird first date. Wanted me to buy her a drink. Was so weird about it.
  • I wasn't that into her, was starting to call the date off.
  • How I texted my mate while she was in the toilet and we realised we'd both dated same girl.
  • Remember I'd literally insulted my mate during the approach and said he must have been a boring guy!
  • Talked to mate, he said I had to fuck her just for the story alone.
  • Ended up having sex.
  • Things were normal for a while.
  • At some point she sees my facebook page and sees my buddy. She's like "how the hell do you know him?"
  • Had an LSD trip. I ask EVERY girl if they've had any issues with mental illness or any adverse reactions.
  • Was with my parents, she texted me and called me like 30 times
  • Started saying weird shit like that I was God and she was willing to die for me
  • (READ OUT SOME OF THE TEXTS)
  • She acted fucking psycho
  • How she had borrowed my camera and I knew I needed to get it back
  • How she screamed "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" and feotal position
  • I stopped responding. Best thing with a crazy person is to NEVER respond
  • Knocked on my door for hours and hours and hours
  • Neighbours started saying shit
  • Police and fire department wanting to smash down the door
  • "I will only open the door if you take her away".
  • I got sent the bill for the callout
  • She was taken to a mental institution
  • She started stalking me again, knocking on door again. At this point I'm freaking out like mad.

SHOWNOTES:

The stick that was in her foot (it was twice as long as this before they broke it off):
https://theinnerwinnershow.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/IMG_20170417_233920-scaled.jpg

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Show Notes

A story I've been hinting at for years - a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.

  • Hit on her in grocery store.
  • Asked what done on weekend. "I went on a date with this guy". How I said "Sounds like he was really boring".
  • Slightly weird first date. Wanted me to buy her a drink. Was so weird about it.
  • I wasn't that into her, was starting to call the date off.
  • How I texted my mate while she was in the toilet and we realised we'd both dated same girl.
  • Remember I'd literally insulted my mate during the approach and said he must have been a boring guy!
  • Talked to mate, he said I had to fuck her just for the story alone.
  • Ended up having sex.
  • Things were normal for a while.
  • At some point she sees my facebook page and sees my buddy. She's like "how the hell do you know him?"
  • Had an LSD trip. I ask EVERY girl if they've had any issues with mental illness or any adverse reactions.
  • Was with my parents, she texted me and called me like 30 times
  • Started saying weird shit like that I was God and she was willing to die for me
  • (READ OUT SOME OF THE TEXTS)
  • She acted fucking psycho
  • How she had borrowed my camera and I knew I needed to get it back
  • How she screamed "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" and feotal position
  • I stopped responding. Best thing with a crazy person is to NEVER respond
  • Knocked on my door for hours and hours and hours
  • Neighbours started saying shit
  • Police and fire department wanting to smash down the door
  • "I will only open the door if you take her away".
  • I got sent the bill for the callout
  • She was taken to a mental institution
  • She started stalking me again, knocking on door again. At this point I'm freaking out like mad.

SHOWNOTES:

The stick that was in her foot (it was twice as long as this before they broke it off):
https://theinnerwinnershow.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/IMG_20170417_233920-scaled.jpg

Want a question answered on the show? Send it to me here:
https://theinnerwinnershow.com/contact/