A story I've been hinting at for years - a girl who absolutely lost her mind and called the police + fire department + ambulance on me.

• Hit on her in grocery store.
• Asked what done on weekend. "I went on a date with this guy". How I said "Sounds like he was really boring".
• Slightly weird first date. Wanted me to buy her a drink. Was so weird about it.
• I wasn't that into her, was starting to call the date off.
• How I texted my mate while she was in the toilet and we realised we'd both dated same girl.
• Remember I'd literally insulted my mate during the approach and said he must have been a boring guy!
• Talked to mate, he said I had to fuck her just for the story alone.
• Ended up having sex.
• Things were normal for a while.
• At some point she sees my facebook page and sees my buddy. She's like "how the hell do you know him?"
• Had an LSD trip. I ask EVERY girl if they've had any issues with mental illness or any adverse reactions.
• Was with my parents, she texted me and called me like 30 times
• Started saying weird shit like that I was God and she was willing to die for me
• (READ OUT SOME OF THE TEXTS)
• She acted fucking psycho
• How she had borrowed my camera and I knew I needed to get it back
• How she screamed "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" and feotal position
• I stopped responding. Best thing with a crazy person is to NEVER respond
• Knocked on my door for hours and hours and hours
• Neighbours started saying shit
• Police and fire department wanting to smash down the door
• "I will only open the door if you take her away".
• I got sent the bill for the callout
• She was taken to a mental institution
• She started stalking me again, knocking on door again. At this point I'm freaking out like mad.

SHOWNOTES:

The stick that was in her foot (it was twice as long as this before they broke it off):
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