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Fair Bit Going On
The Mona Lisa, A Bidet Bottle & A Ouija Board Walk Into A Bar
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There’s a Fair Bit Going On here. We unpack the aftermath of Ben dressing as the Mona Lisa in a shopping centre, trying to hustle some loose change. He also shares the horrifying tale of witnessing a man aggressively hose his own butthole with a pump bottle in a work toilet. Meanwhile, Teri attempts to contact the dead with a Ouija board, declares war on the phrase “nice to e-meet you”, and we both debate which loud public behaviours should be punishable by law.
We also dive into what you’d do in some sticky situations, why dressing like a dolphin might just be your best Hinge strategy, and whether public speakerphone chats should be allowed.
the wise philosophers said, to test your ego every now and again. Now let me tell you one way to do that is go on a Sunday dressed as Mona fucking Lisa.
Speaker 2:To the shopping centre. That was actually really busy. Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I'm actually really proud of you that you did that. You've never done anything like a bit rogue like that just for content purposes.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:That was a firm. No, didn't have to think about that one, I was shitting myself.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. I'm literally like I didn't think it was going to be that bad. And then, as I'm sort of like starting to think about doing it, I'm like, oh my God. And then I was like saw lots of people there. I'm like, oh God.
Speaker 2:Context, if you missed the first episode, we had an initial segment where you would tell each of us had to tell a story and the shitter story had to do the deal, which was dress up as mona lisa and then go into a busy place where you had to stand there with a hat until somebody gave you some cash, which is exactly what bing just did, because the story was shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I lost straight up, so hats off to you, terry.
Speaker 2:Thank you well, it kind of was hats off when you were standing there jingling it. We put some coins already in there to make it more believable that you'd been standing there for a while. But you were standing there for probably about what half a.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, half a 45.
Speaker 2:I was entertained, I was cry laughing. That was so funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, as the video said, why would go to paris to go see the louvre and view the real mona lisa when you could just come to frankston and see old benny boy dressed as the mona shut up?
Speaker 2:and take my money oh my gosh, okay.
Speaker 1:So for the next dare, we thought we would put something out on our socials and we're going to do paper scissors rock today, and whoever loses the paper scissors rock has to do the dare from what people suggest to do. So the very first, since this is the first time we're going to do Paper Scissors Rock today, and whoever loses the Paper Scissors Rock has to do the dare from what people suggest to do.
Speaker 2:So the very first, since this is the first time we're doing it, the person that sends the very first voice message will be the next deer. But ongoing, we'll already have the deer said in the podcast of what it's going to be Well, paper, scissors, rock, and then whoever loses has to go do it after the pod.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rock and then whoever loses has to go do it after the pod. Yeah, so our thoughts are to have it a bit more interactive with people who are listening.
Speaker 2:Then also come up with funnier ideas, because it's quite hard to come up with ideas I just had a mona lisa sitting in my closet, so that one was quite easy for me. I do have a lot of random things. We could do something with drake. We've got a dolphin outfit.
Speaker 1:We've got quite a few things yeah, but um, you've already used that dolphin outfit.
Speaker 2:I've got an Elon Musk mask.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, we could do like a Tesla presentation.
Speaker 2:That's pretty good.
Speaker 1:Or go into a Tesla store as Elon Musk.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, that is brilliant, that's actually really good.
Speaker 1:I think my IQ is just as the same level as Elon.
Speaker 2:Musk, I think your level of autism is the same as elon musk oh my gosh, that was good.
Speaker 1:That was a good one yeah, yeah, I'll give you that one thank you all right, so papers is now New Zealand. Is it paper scissors rock shoot, or do you just go paper scissors rock?
Speaker 2:Paper, scissors, rock you go on rock. Who the fuck says shoot Must?
Speaker 1:be an American. Thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but some people say rock paper scissors, some people say scissors paper rock, and some people are really rogue and go paper rock scissors. Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know. They can go in the bin. That should be illegal, that should be illegal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that should absolutely be illegal. End of the bin. Yeah, okay, all right, you ready. Yep Going down.
Speaker 2:I can read you like a book.
Speaker 1:All right, let's go.
Speaker 2:Paper scissors rock.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:I had to give it to you because you did the first one.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, so funny. You bring that up actually because you know, Terry obviously just lost in Paper Scissors Rock, but she also lost in chess.
Speaker 2:You've played hundreds of games.
Speaker 1:Checkmated guys, Absolutely checkmated.
Speaker 2:In my defense, I actually didn't know you could get checkmated without being checked first Yep, so that's again how little I know about chess. So I'm a very newbie. I wanted you to teach me and, Sid, you just fucked me up.
Speaker 1:Yep, take that.
Speaker 2:It was a bit rude, I also think it was a bit of a fluke. I don't think you knew what you were doing and you just got lucky and you saw that and then capitalised on it. I don't think you planned that seven moves ahead.
Speaker 1:So I think, with the level of victory that I had on Friday night Magnus Carlsen's the greatest chess player of all time I think I can go up against him.
Speaker 2:What played me? That's played 10 to 20 games of chess in her life.
Speaker 1:Bring it on Magnus.
Speaker 2:Shut up, magnus, if you're listening, he probably is.
Speaker 1:No, he would, absolutely pants me. So for people that listened last episode, terry and I don't know each other, so what we thought would be a good idea is to tell stories from our childhood or through our life on the podcast. You guys get to know us and then we get to know each other. So, starting off story time, terry, you're up.
Speaker 2:Well, mine's a really recent one this week.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So a couple of days ago, actually, the day before I got to your house. When did I get here? It's sunday and I got here on friday.
Speaker 1:She's been here a week and I don't want to kick her out already I'm asleep here no, she hasn't.
Speaker 2:She got here friday so this happened on thursday, so before I came to your house, I was staying at one of my best friend's house and I was staying there all week pretty much because her ex-fiance died and she was pretty rocked about it. She was really, really upset about it and they broke up.
Speaker 2:I think it was about two years prior okay and I don't know if this was a good idea or not that I mentioned this. She was telling me that there was all this unsaid stuff. She still wanted to say to him all of these questions. She didn't get to ask him and I suggested a Ouija board.
Speaker 1:Ooh.
Speaker 2:I went and brought a Ouija board, brought it home and we waited until it was dark and we went to the park. We sat in a park with these candles, trying to summon these spirits.
Speaker 1:Hold on, I've got to ask a question. Yeah, what store did you go to to get a Ouija board?
Speaker 2:Games World.
Speaker 1:So there's, pictionary.
Speaker 2:Monopoly and there's Ouija board guys. Uh, just to summon some demons for on a Sunday. So both got your fingers on this little pointer. And, for context, if you don't know what a Ouija board is, there's every letter of the alphabet, there's yes, there's no, and then there's a set of numbers. So the first question you ask, you invite it, you set your intentions for what you want and then you both have your two fingers on it really lightly, so not heavily, so your hands kind of leveled with the board, so you're not touching the board, but they're on it really lightly, so you couldn't like push it around easily. So we go back to hers, set everything up again and again, do the same thing and we keep going and going. It's probably been about 20 minutes in the house now asking for spirits. All of a sudden I go are there any spirits here with us? And it starts. And we had tested it moving on the board, so we knew what it was like if we were pushing it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It starts like slowly, no, slowly shifting over to yes, and she freaks out going. I knew I was like this is it? I could feel the presence in the room with us and I believe in this stuff. I believe in this stuff a lot.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So it moves to yes, and then she obviously really wants to know if it's her fiance, ex-fiance, and she goes. Is it? Bob Schnurden? That's not a statement.
Speaker 1:Shout out Bob.
Speaker 2:So it starts moving towards no, and then it just drops out, it stops moving.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So we kept being like is the spirit still here? Are you still here with us? Nothing, so it went to yes and then stopped as soon as we asked if it was this certain person. So if you ask if it's a certain person and it's not that person or that spirit, they can get a bit annoyed. Oh well, fuck you. They can get a bit annoyed and be like oh well, fuck you, then I'm out. Peace, oh, we're killing you, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, we did.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah. So we got something, but it didn't last very long. And that's the first time I've ever done it and I was like whoa After it moved to yes, yeah, and then it started to move to no.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We put Ziggy In a room upstairs. Obviously we didn't Want him downstairs.
Speaker 1:Ziggy's got no hair now.
Speaker 2:Ziggy was howling. Ziggy doesn't howl. No way, cause dogs are really In tune with Things that we can't see Really. Yeah, ziggy was Never howls. That's weird. He'll bark, doesn't howl, so he wasn't barking, he was howling, holy yeah.
Speaker 1:Far out.
Speaker 2:There's my yarn. Went for a bit longer than intended, but that's my yarn.
Speaker 1:Have you got any sage?
Speaker 2:I do, but it was at my house. We were at her house.
Speaker 1:Fuck, my house is full of spirits now, so I got that. Well, yeah, it's full of spirits anyway, because Terry drinks a shitload of wine.
Speaker 2:That's true. I love my retail. Please sponsor us yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, holy shit first. That's pretty wild, do you?
Speaker 2:want to do one.
Speaker 1:Fuck no.
Speaker 2:Oh what. You don't believe in it, but you won't do one. No, If it wasn't real, then you would do one no.
Speaker 1:Pussy. I feel like if I did one, I'd just fuck with you the whole time.
Speaker 2:Let's go and do-in-law.
Speaker 1:But do you have to know? No, so we just bring some oyster mushrooms into the room and then do the Ouija.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll go to. Where is it? Moorville, I don't know what the place is called, something like that.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, moorville, yeah place is called something like that oh my god, moreville, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You read the new story I didn't somewhere like this in victoria.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it's a three-hour drive go to her house yeah, get some shrooms out, maybe we'll find out the real answers. That's what maybe that's what the judge should have done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck the evidence why haven't the jury done that? The jury need to do a ouija board together, like all their hands are on the pointer, yeah. And then they need to ask are the spirits here? Yeah, is this Gail and Don Patterson? Did you get killed by Aaron Patterson? And if it moves to, yes, case closed.
Speaker 1:Yep, I reckon that'd be a spicy trial. They should have done that in the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp case as well. Way too obsessed with that case. Oh my God, that absolutely sucked me in. I was watching it all the time I would stream like six hours me and my mate me and my mate vin. We were just watching it flat stick like did you see this?
Speaker 2:I loved it. Yeah, it's great, absolutely frothed, yeah I got great entertainment from that.
Speaker 1:Well, my story has nothing to do with ghosts, so good, boring, but a good segue. So I used to work for one of the big three telephone companies I won't mention who they were, did business sales there, and every time I went to go to the toilet, the bathroom was like drenched with water and I could not figure it out. I'm like who the hell is like pissing all over the floor or what is going on, and I couldn't figure it out. Okay, was it water or was it piss? I didn't know. It was just there was freaking liquid all over the floor. So I didn't know what was going on. I thought someone was just pissing, but I'm like that's a lot of piss, right, yeah.
Speaker 1:So anyway, as a man does on their break, you go to the toilet and watch YouTube or whatever. Sometimes that's what happens, happens okay. And I was on the toilet one time and I had my I didn't have airpods at the time, because this is like freaking 10, 10, 12 years ago, so I was listening, I had my air, like my headphones, yeah, my discman, um, no. So I had my headphones in, so have them in watching something on youtube, whatever. I could see something trickling in on the side of of cubicle and I'm like what's going on. So I take my headphones out and I can hear this and I'm like what is going on. And then it fucking clicked A bloke was using a pump bottle as a bidet, so he was standing on the toilet and blowing out his ass with the fucking pump bottle.
Speaker 2:What's a bidet? Like the stuff you used to before anal.
Speaker 1:You know how it cleans your bum hole out. Yeah, no, no, no. Bidets are those things in Japan which squirts your bum and cleans your-.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought you were talking about a douche.
Speaker 1:No, but like they so like some cultures they don't oh, like when you go to Thailand and there's those no, but like they so, like some cultures, they don't.
Speaker 2:They clean their with a hose. Oh, like when you go to Thailand and there's hose, oh yes, I know what you're talking about now.
Speaker 1:So he's doing that with a pump bottle. So the reason why there was water all over the floor was because he was like pumping his butthole out with, with, with water and then. So then I was like trying to figure out who it was, because I'm like we were like, because that's fucked up, and I've sat on those toilets before, so I'm like I've been sitting on that that's disgusting.
Speaker 2:He would have to been using like a super-sized pump yeah, it was those one, the big ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then, two weeks later, I saw a bloke walk into the toilet with a pump bottle is that who you would have expected?
Speaker 2:Yeah, prime suspect confirmed.
Speaker 1:I know, so that's my story for today.
Speaker 2:Wow yeah.
Speaker 1:Isn't that wild.
Speaker 2:That's pretty hectic. I do love a bidet.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They're really nice. Yeah, no they are, but I wouldn't go to the lengths of using a pump bottle to have a man-made one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the funny thing about bidets. Like so I went with my mate, chase and Callum and before we went to Japan, you know people sort of ask you are you going to use bidets? And you're like nah, not going to use them. We're like nah, we're not going to use them, we're men, whatever you know they're the best. Yeah, and then day one, Especially when they're warm, We'd sort of used it so like we'd all go onto the toilet and used it and we're like, oh, this is pretty good.
Speaker 1:And then the boys are like did you use it? We're like, yeah, we all have. They're the best.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were good, I love it. Yeah, I wanted to get one for here. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:When I build my own house, I'll definitely have the bidet 100 the story time.
Speaker 2:That was actually pretty good. Very different ends of the spectrum in terms of types of stories, but both good nonetheless. Not going to lie, you've improved from last time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it goes on theme for a fair bit going on.
Speaker 2:Bitter story than last time. I feel like I really carried the first episode.
Speaker 1:All right. What have we got next?
Speaker 2:What do we have next? Things that should be illegal.
Speaker 1:There's obviously a lot of things that we do on a daily basis you get faced with. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2:You're considering like this for a girl should be illegal? Because I don't.
Speaker 1:With my view it should be.
Speaker 2:This is comfort. This is comfort. Why should I? My osteo actually told me the other day that I'm not allowed to cross my legs, so I'm just doing doctor's orders.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:So doctor's orders, all right. So yeah, things that should be illegal. People when they are doing any sort of on instagram, any sort of unboxing, or they're creating a video and they have to tap on everything. Oh, I don't know why it makes it actually really winds me up. It really it makes me like go I know, it makes me I don't know, what it is and why I find it so uncomfortable, but it really winds me up and makes me like ick all over no, I don't know why.
Speaker 1:I know no because there's um throw them in jail, it's like the influencers where they're, where they're like, showing their protein powder like why do you have to do that? I know, oh, the Bantler chair.
Speaker 2:See, I don't mind her. She can do that she's hot. She can do what she wants.
Speaker 1:But it's also funny.
Speaker 2:She does it in a way. I don't know if she's intentionally being funny, but it's funny People that do it with, like everyday items, just like showing this chair, showing this wall. Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1:Why are you doing that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, I don't mind an ASMR when you're like unpacking things, but why are you tapping on everything?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll pay that. That should be legal. Thank you, judge. You know when you're at the lights Like traffic lights, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Sitting in your car. You know, vibing light goes green someone just immediately honks their horn at you.
Speaker 2:Oh, that winds me up something serious. And it's worse in australia. Oh, I mean not that we have many traffic lights in new zealand, but yeah, you guys still ride horses.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we are hamish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's been like 0.5 seconds, not even that, and somebody's on the horn. Bro, relax. I haven't even had a chance to put my foot on the accelerator. What?
Speaker 1:are you doing? No, it tilts me.
Speaker 2:And I'm also scared. In Australia, somebody's actually going to get out of their car in a fit of rage and punch me and I'll get out. I'll 1v1 them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I reckon you should, I will yeah.
Speaker 2:You going to toot at me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, straight, and also you are taking the time to get out of your car. Aren't you in such a rush that you need to get to the next place? Why have you got time to get out of your car and start a fight? Aren't you trying to get through this light? This one might be a bit niche, but it really winds me up. Okay, when you meet somebody over email and they say nice to e-meet you, shut the fuck up. Why do you say that? I mean, mean, you're meeting over email, sure, but it's like nice to meet you, looking forward to meeting you in real life, or whatever. You want to say nice to e-meet you.
Speaker 1:no, no no, no, no, I definitely haven't done that before you've done, haven't you? Yeah, yeah, I responded to someone that said it to me, like you know how they're like nice that you meet you, and then I was like yeah, nice to e-meet you.
Speaker 2:Don't fool to the level. Yeah, nice to e-meet you, don't stoop to the level.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I don't know, it just was infectious, you know no.
Speaker 2:You felt the pressure and you felt obliged to say it back to them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what happened To make them less of a weirdo. Yeah, nice to e-meet you. Yeah, that's weird. No, never do it.
Speaker 2:Being on your phone on loudspeaker in a public toilet or actually just anywhere, not even just a public toilet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know yeah anywhere, but I was on the toilet the other day and someone had their loudspeaker on.
Speaker 2:Public transport, anything like that, I don't mind. People have the same thing of saying like taking any sort of call, like on a train or on a tram, all for that, you do, you. I do that all the time because I'm on like business calls or something and that's my time where. I can actually do it, because I hate talking on the phone. I'd rather get it over and done with in a time where I'm not wasting it.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:So that's when I'll do my calls, but I'm wearing AirPods.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it tilts me. You're on public transport and someone's on loudspeaker.
Speaker 2:Nah, Unless, it's a good chat.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Illegal if it's not a good chat. If it's a good chat and you're getting some tea, imagine hearing some wild story because someone's on speaker.
Speaker 1:That's a good point, actually that's a really good point. Also music you know people will play music.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I don't want to listen to your music Unless it's a good again, unless it's a great track.
Speaker 1:But that's hard for like you to like some random person's music.
Speaker 2:Could be a banger. If it's a banger, yeah it could be I'll allow it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a bit of like a in the middle.
Speaker 2:You playing some Ziggy Alberts. Come back here, sir.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's dumb. Well, what we'll do is we'll submit them to the courts.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And we'll try and get them passed through the law.
Speaker 2:So we'll also submit it with what we think they should do in the Aaron Patterson trial.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll send out recommendations.
Speaker 2:Maybe we should actually send a letter to the court.
Speaker 1:Yep, I think so.
Speaker 2:Strongly worded email perhaps yeah, Ouija. Yeah, ouija, and people can only play music in public if it's a banger. Who decides if it's a banger or not? Us, that's about it.
Speaker 1:We've made our case.
Speaker 2:We should write to the mayor.
Speaker 1:That's all she wrote.
Speaker 2:Maybe Albo Albo, we've got some suggestions for you, mate.
Speaker 1:People's Albo. We've got some suggestions. That is a bit silly, but it kind of is the perfect segue into our next segment, our new segment, our new segment seggy segway.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to introduce the segment. No, I was just saying like segment segway, seggy segway, oh okay, great, segway into silly situations. So we're going to give each other a fake scenario yep and you have to say what you would do in said scenario. Yep, Pretty self-explanatory. But there you go. You never know who's listening. If they're anything like us, they probably won't understand.
Speaker 1:And for the listeners, if you think of a good situation that we could sort of work our way out of, hit them up in the comments or send them in our DMs.
Speaker 2:You're in a Zoom meeting with a new client and there's three of them in the team and you have to present something on the screen. So you go to share, but what comes up instead is the porn you were watching last night. Oh my gosh, how do you get yourself out of that situation, or what would you do?
Speaker 1:That is so funny, I would say, well, that was a good movie.
Speaker 2:and then that's actually a good way to do it because you can't get yourself out of it. You might as well roll with it, make a joke about it, yeah, because you can't be like oh, someone else put that there, then it makes you look even worse, yeah, or just say you should watch that one on netflix you should. Yeah, you have to own it yeah, yeah, yeah, if anyone wants the link?
Speaker 1:let me know I'll send it to you. No, no, no, it's in the top 10 on netflix that's you would have to do something you'd have to. That actually happened to um, an ex rugby player. He so he was presenting at a school and porn hub was up. Stop, yeah, there was a video of it. It was hilarious and he has it up and it comes up and the whole school and it's a full presentation and he didn't know what to do. Oh my God, and then he just ran on with the presentation after that.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it almost happened to me once, but it didn't fully happen, really, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, that would be. That's like. That's like a worst nightmare situation.
Speaker 2:I was getting ready for an event and there was like this massive screen and it's at my old client's hotel.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And so I used to do all the marketing for these events and then also like help with the events be shooting, sorting the screens, putting the things up on the screen that was going to play during the events things like that and I was um putting it up and just doing like the practice runs. I didn't even know what the fuck was on my laptop.
Speaker 1:But yeah, straight bang, but no one was in the room.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, there was somebody behind the bar, but they weren't looking and I just like, ripped the cord out. So, yeah, that was my saving grace. But also, what the fuck did I have still up there, really rogue. Don't know how I did it, because I'd always be like how would you have possibly done that? No, no, can relate, almost can relate.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Well, there you go. What would you do in that situation?
Speaker 2:Probably something. I would own it and I'd make a joke pretty similar to you, I You'd have to just own it. And I'd just be laughing. I'd start laughing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that one got like 98% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, You'd have to just roll with it. Yeah, there's no way you could get awkward and you are the one that creates, like if everyone else is feeling awkward, whatever. If you make it not awkward like that, I'm in meetings with oh my God, that would be the worst.
Speaker 1:Well, luckily, I mean, you just don't do that on your work laptop. That's probably rule number one.
Speaker 2:That's the issue. My work laptop is my laptop. I don't have a difference. There's no difference.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's not very smart, but what can you do? It's called an iPhone.
Speaker 2:What are you? A peasant.
Speaker 1:All right, my situation.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You're on a first date with someone.
Speaker 2:What am I dressed in?
Speaker 1:Well, if we're going off history, fucking dolphin outfit.
Speaker 2:Okay, now I'm picturing it.
Speaker 1:And you shit your pants.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:So it doesn't have to be just in a dolphin outfit, but what the hell do you do?
Speaker 2:Well, dolphin outfit would actually be good, because I'd be wearing the dolphin outfit on the outside, oh yeah and then I'd, because previously I actually wore these jeans, so I would have had my underwear and my jeans underneath and then the dolphin outfit, so I would have gone to the bathroom straight in the bin okay, right in the bin, okay, yep cleaned up oh and then I've still got the dolphin outfit to put on top.
Speaker 1:Okay so.
Speaker 2:I'm actually good, so that's actually the perks of dressing up as a dolphin on a first date.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 2:So that's kind of me covered. So that just kind of goes moving forward. In case I shit myself on a first date, I always have to be wearing something.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I think I would go. Yeah, I think I would have to go to the bathroom to try and clean up something, and then I would just make up a shitty excuse and have to go. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1:Like, just say like A shitty excuse, oh God, yeah, yeah, legit. Like I would have to just say, oh, my mom's going to hospital. Like I have to go, oh my gosh, that would. Would have to just say, oh my mum's gone to hospital. Like I have to go, oh my gosh, that would be the worst. Well, thankfully that hasn't happened.
Speaker 2:Well, thankfully, I've always got a sickening outfit on my day.
Speaker 1:Well, the good thing is is, if it ever does happen we've thought about it.
Speaker 2:That's true.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So now, every first day I have to be wearing a costume. That's it, yeah, and that's it, yeah. Well, listeners, you're welcome because you've got an excuse now too. Don't say we never do anything for you. Well, on that note, speaking of shitting ourselves, I actually have a hinge date to go to.
Speaker 1:So let's wrap this shit up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what are you going to be dressed as today? I don't actually have anything, because the only additional costumes I have that. I haven't worn. I've got elon musk and I've got mr bean. Okay, I don't know if I can go to a date like that, though how would they recognize me? That's true, because I've done dolphin, I haven't done sumo suit.
Speaker 1:It might be a bit much yeah sumo yeah yeah, they could take you out for sushi, though why sushi? Sumo sushi it's racist?
Speaker 2:no, it's not. I feel like I need to find somebody that agrees to wear also a sumo suit and we both go out and get food in sumo suits. I don't know how many guys have a sumo suit lying around, but don't think there's many.
Speaker 1:No, but there's plenty of fish in the ocean there but anyway, content for the next year. Well, come, come this far. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2:Thanks. We need a name to call our listeners. We don't have that yet.
Speaker 1:No, It'll come. It'll come. Fuck it. Cheers dogs.
Speaker 2:It'll come naturally.
Speaker 1:Maybe don't start with fuck it. I don't think we're going to have many people coming back to listen to us.
Speaker 2:I appreciate being called a fuckhead.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Not everyone's man.
Speaker 1:She's a complicated woman, guys.
