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Fair Bit Going On
Teri's TV Show Dare, Dating Disasters and More Ball Kick Requests
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Ever wondered what happens when someone shows up to a televised dating show in a full sumo wrestler costume? In this laugh-out-loud episode, Terry recounts her outrageous dare that had camera operators literally falling to the floor in hysterics. Armed with smuggled vodka, a box of sushi, and possibly the most unique pickup line ever ("Do you believe in love at first bite or should I line up again?"), she fearlessly waddles among 30 elegantly dressed women competing for one man's attention—and somehow makes it to the second round!
Not to be outdone, Ben shares his own dating catastrophe that ended with him being ghosted after sending a potential match a photo of himself in a cowboy hat, riding his dog like a horse in a misguided attempt to impress a Yellowstone fan. These cringe-worthy stories spark a hilarious conversation about defense mechanisms in dating and the valuable lesson that if someone doesn't appreciate your weird sense of humor, they're probably not worth dating anyway.
The episode takes an unexpected turn when the hosts reveal a bizarre $1,000 offer they received for a special "kicking service" and announce an upcoming interview with a previous client known only as "Mr. Kiki Ballman." Between planning a bare-knuckle sparring match with each other and discussing future episodes featuring bungee jumping, it's clear these hosts will do almost anything for content—and their fearless approach to both podcasting and life makes for undeniably entertaining listening.
Want to be part of the show? Send us voice messages with your own embarrassing stories, questions for our unusual guests, or suggestions for future dares. As Terry and Ben continue their sibling-like rivalry (complete with occasional moments of genuine appreciation quickly followed by insults), you'll feel like you're hanging out with two hilariously unfiltered friends who have absolutely no shame and even less filter.
Welcome back everybody to another episode of Fearless Going.
Speaker 2:On.
Speaker 1:First of all, we wanted to start the episode off by just saying thank you to all the engagement that we've had. I mean, our DMs have been blowing up. We've been getting messages from old friends, terry's getting freaking, freaky audio messages and random requests. It's been going off.
Speaker 2:I had a weird message request the other day and goes Hi Tiz, just seen you in Mooney Ponds. I'm like who the fuck are you? They had like 50 followers, maybe less. I don't know if that's from the podcast or it's just a weirdo in general, but I'm never in Mooney Ponds either. I was there for work.
Speaker 1:No, I think that was a request from Only Kicks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, true, yes, that's true. Yeah, yes, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so no, we just want to say thank you. It's honestly. We've been getting such good suggestions and we'll get to the end of the pod of what we want to start doing with different requests, and we're upgrading the studio, getting some headphones so we can do some really cool stuff with that.
Speaker 2:So we can get voice messages and then listen to them on the podcast. We can hear them, you can hear them, yeah.
Speaker 1:You can decide to be nameless or you can have your name included. Whatever you want, Anything for the pod.
Speaker 2:So Deers as well.
Speaker 1:Yes, which?
Speaker 2:is why, if you're watching the video, I am sitting here in a sumo suit, because if you listen to the last pod, you would in fact know that I did lose the bet. Yes, I lost the deer, and then Ben gave me my challenge that I had to complete.
Speaker 1:So if we sort of lay the scene, midweek Terry got a message from a company and it was to go on a dating show which was like Tinder in real life. So there's 30 females, one male and the male has to swipe right or left depending on what he thought about that person. So if you've been following our social content, you know there's been a bit of sumo action and us talking about that and I thought it'd be a great idea to say that Terry's dare is to go on the dating show which is fully televised. Let's just be honest as a sumo and yesterday- I had no arguments.
Speaker 2:I had zero arguments.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what? My hat's off go off to you because you literally nailed it Like I didn't think you were going to do it Really. I just thought like it was one of those things like you were going to talk about.
Speaker 2:Nah, no way, I'm not all talk, I'm all action If I say I'm going to do something, I'll just do it straight away.
Speaker 1:So, guys, yesterday I was going shopping for rental properties in the city and I get a call at like 11 o'clock from Terry saying I'm on my way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you hadn't responded to me the night prior, I was like I'm going to be, I'm just going to keep calling you. It hello I'm on my way. To be honest, every time I see a call from terry, I just fucking ignore it. No, you don't. That's not true, it's half halfly, true?
Speaker 1:no, actually we actually pick up each other's calls all the time. It's actually we've got a good thing going on actually, um, even though she fucking annoys the shit out of me, but my feelings mutual yeah so she calls me yesterday saying I'm on my way to the show and I'm actually just making a pit stop first to get some sushi, because I want to say Well, I gave Ben a few different options.
Speaker 2:I was like how the show worked. All the girls are in a line and you had to get through the first round. You had to say pick up line and then he would swipe yes or no. So I said to Ben I need a pick up line, as I'm dressed in the sumo suit, so what would be more fitting than having a packet of sushi and saying a pickup line? So Ben did in fact help me with this pickup line and I must admit, from what other people have been in my DMs with, I know that Ben's not very good at pickup lines, but we'll get to that a bit later. So we came up with the one that said I was going to go up to him in the line and say do you believe in love at first bite or should I line up again? He said yes straight away. Why would he not?
Speaker 1:hold on, let's go back a couple steps. That's true. What was it like? You're dressed as a sumo. You're going into a fucking studio where people are taking this thing seriously, and you're dressed fully as a sumo, like guys. It's like a fat suit she's got a fight. She's got a fucking sumo belt on there's titties out like what was that?
Speaker 2:like well, they said you could bring a friend okay none of my friends were available, including yourself, which was very rude. So I was like, nah, fuck it, I'm fine to do this by myself. I was nervous, I reckon maybe an hour prior okay and then I got there and there was like I didn't know where I was going.
Speaker 2:It was kind of hard to find yep and there was this random man with his children on the street and I kind of got to the point where I just forgot I was actually wearing this and the children were like why have you got such big titties? And I start losing it. And then the guy's like are you looking for the studio? I was like how did you know? Yes, I am. He goes. Oh, I just got there to the left around the corner straight in Perfect. So I walk in and there was another show already being filmed, so everything was like quite quiet. But the main producer came over and he was like I love this so much, I cannot wait for this.
Speaker 1:So that instantly I knew I was like they wanted me to do this and also leading up to it we weren't sure if she was even going to get like put onto the show, like we thought maybe it might have been taking the piss too much and like would it actually work.
Speaker 2:But I loved it I emailed them back and I said look, you obviously found me on instagram, so I've got an idea of what I want to wear. Do I need to run it by you first? Okay and they said hey, terry, no, we really want you to be yourself. So say less literally say no more. But as long as you don't wear stripes, you can pretty much wear whatever you want.
Speaker 1:I was like well, I'm not stripy well, technically got a stripe with the g-banger on there.
Speaker 2:That's true one stripe, I think is okay but, yes, I got there. All the other girls start arriving and all these girls are instantly like. I wish I thought of that. This is so funny, so just started making friends instantly. But then we were meant to start filming at 12.20. It got to 1.30. And I was so bored. These two guys arrived.
Speaker 2:And I was like one of them was super hot. I was like, surely that's the guy that's swiping us, yeah. So I made friends with both of them, started bantering straight away, and I was like to one of the guys. There's a bottle store nearby and he gets it up on maps. We find that there's a bws 200 meters away. We go and buy a bottle of vodka. We sneak it in in my sumo suit. That wouldn't be hard, that's true. We pretty much smash the majority of this bottle of vodka before we go on hold on in between flask or the middle size, so I think it's like 750 mils or maybe the one just under.
Speaker 2:It was like the middle one, not the small one, not the biggest one, the in between yeah, for the record, everyone terry's an alcoholic there was three of us drinking it okay, three of us drinking it, so they get us on.
Speaker 2:And there's two guys standing to the stage Not the hot one, this other guy that was wearing skinny jeans and weird boots and I was like, oh man, it's not the hot one, it's the one in fucking skinny jeans. So all the girls have to line up and they explain how the first round will work and essentially, you have to give him a pickup line and then he will swipe yes or no.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So I'm, I think, maybe like fourth or fifth in line and I get there, I've got a box of sushi behind my back and then it's finally my turn. I walk up in the line way too much confidence for wearing a sumo suit and there's all these other like very attractive girls, like 10 out of 10s, and I'm in the middle of this line in a sumo suit and I go up to the front of the line and I'm like do you believe in love at first bite? Just as I was said by, I opened it. I opened the box of sushi. Or should I go back to the end of the line and he starts cracking up laughing. He's just like, yes, I was like we're in, baby, let's go. And then the second round was he had to eliminate it to five people, so he was deciding he had to narrow it down. I was in the top six.
Speaker 2:And then he had to just narrow it down and say, like what he liked about each person and then it gets down to six of us and he's deciding out of me and this other girl and then he goes. The sumo suit is hilarious, but I'm going to have to say no, he's lost. Honestly.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He his loss honestly, yeah, and then he's fucking boring. Yeah, that's what I thought, because I reckon when they took me out, they took me out the back and they're like we have to do another interview with you, yeah that's what I. They asked me a couple of questions and then they're like so talk us through what's. What's the reasoning behind the sumo suit?
Speaker 2:yeah and I was like well, it's kind of like my personality, if I'm going to be in a relationship somebody, this is kind of what they need to expect when they're getting home. I'm probably going to be dressed as something rogue, doing something funny, setting up a prank or anything like that. So I might as well let them know what they're in for straight off the bat. And then if they don't like that. I don't want to be with them either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2:So it's my way of finding my rogue stuff like this if I can just point out a couple of facts.
Speaker 1:So yesterday I was at gym and I started getting these pictures because I was trying to figure out through the day, like, what's going on. And I got this message from terry, which was a picture message of her in a full studio standing around six other females with one bloke at the front. All the girls are dressed beautifully, they've got full, they've tried hard and they look very nice. And then there's Terry in the middle of the six chicks, fully sumo suited. It's the greatest photo I've ever fucking seen in my life. Like there's a video of the studio, like someone hats off to whoever recorded that.
Speaker 2:Shout out, pierre.
Speaker 1:Pierre. That was his name, one of the guys that I was drinking vodka with pierre, shout out to pierre there is this video of like terry standing there and it's like you see the set and then you just see terry, just full sumo suitor next to these chicks and this is when he says no to me oh yeah, and then you run off like a sumo yeah.
Speaker 2:So when he says no, he's picking out of the. He needs to pick one more girl to go to the next round, which wasn't me, and then I go damn it, and then I like waddle off the stage and some of the crew, like the camera crew, dropped to the ground pissing themselves, laughing. It was so funny. I was like I've just had a good day, I'm entertained. Everyone else is entertained. At the end of the day, that's all that matters. Well, and my mom messaged me saying his loss and I go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mom well, I'm proud of you shooting yourself before you did it and you smashed it.
Speaker 2:Thank you, you absolutely smashed it a bit's a bit a deer's a deer oh my gosh, I cannot wait to see the content that comes from this.
Speaker 1:So yeah, check out socials for this. This is we're going to do some funny videos of the pre and after interviews of Terry.
Speaker 2:So when it comes out I'm not sure if it's going to be, I don't know where it's televised. It was this random production company called.
Speaker 1:Quasar.
Speaker 2:Central.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It'll be on YouTube, all these other platforms, so shout out Quasar Central for having me yeah.
Speaker 1:And we'll be sure to update you if they release the episode for you guys to see it as well, because I can't wait for it.
Speaker 2:to be honest, It'll definitely be on YouTube and everything else, so we'll share that link when it's live.
Speaker 1:Well, again, hats off to you, Taz. You've absolutely smashed it so what would you do?
Speaker 2:Situation what would you do if a girl rocked up to a first date in a sumo suit?
Speaker 1:Oh you gotta laugh first day in a sumo suit. Oh you gotta laugh, you gotta fucking laugh. It's gotta be the greatest thing, and it takes balls to do it. So I'd love it.
Speaker 2:I'd do the same as what he did I'd swipe right yes, thank you yeah there was this check so, as people were coming in, this chick goes what, what, the? What are you doing? Yeah and I go oh, did you not get the memo? Okay, you want me to juice up? I was like it was in the brief. This chick starts passing it out. She's full freaking. I was like did you not read it properly? She's like oh my god, was I mean to be juiced up.
Speaker 2:I was like, yeah, what show are you in? Because there was a few different shows. She's like, oh, I'm in the um tinder swiping one. I was like, oh yeah, babe, you're gonna juice up didn't you get. It was halloween themed and then I was like, are you serious? And I went, I kept it going for a bit and I was like, nah, I'm just fucking with you. She goes, thank God.
Speaker 1:She goes. I was stressed. No, I'm just the only fuckwit in the costume.
Speaker 2:I was like look around, there's no one else dressed up.
Speaker 1:She's like, oh fuck, well again. That's insane. Thank you, I can't wait till it's your bit. Yeah, I think it's funny because I've had my neighbors come up to me. They're like you and terry dating and and is she a professional hobby horse? And now they're gonna see you in a sumo suit.
Speaker 2:Be like what the fuck is wrong with this hobby horse rider yeah and professional sumo wrestler. I said that to one of the guys yesterday when they were like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:I'm just really passionate about sumo wrestling so yeah, for the record guys, terry and I are mates being gorgeous, we want to fucking strangle each other. She absolutely pisses me off flat stick, like every time she calls me on the phone.
Speaker 2:I want to hang up on her.
Speaker 2:That's not true she, she tries pulling fucking pranks on me during the week, which just pissed me off just quickly I will put it in there that I did get you on a very successful wind up recently. That was really good. So I had posted a series of instagram stories that day. One of a couple of them were of ben and it was just about the podcast. And then there was another one which was one of my good friends. She was on a current affair getting her ex deported from the country that I'd also shared. So there was a video of him on a current affair, standard week, standard week, yeah, pretty normal. So somebody messaged me replying to that story about the guy on a current affair, saying, oh, that guy was such a piss, so I screenshot it, sent it to Ben and I was like, oh my God.
Speaker 1:For context. There was a squiggle over the person's name, so it just said that guy's a pest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I couldn't tell you who was messaging me it because you'd be like I don't know her.
Speaker 1:No, but she says just got a message from a random girl you used to talk to and this is what she sent me. And it fucking really made me question my character. I actually seriously like went back in my data files in my brain and I was like who did I piss off? Or what have I done?
Speaker 2:I've actually got a video of it so I will be posting it on the pod page. But I called Ben and this was like a 15-minute phone call before he hung up on me because he was so annoyed. I was like to ben, you met her at the gym. She said you were just really clingy, really annoying. And ben was like nah, this chick must be so up herself. She just thinks, she must just think she's so hot hold on.
Speaker 1:Before I got to this, before I got to this, she'd been rolling me up all day through messaging like saying that you, man, you're really clingy like man. I didn't know you were like this with girls and I'm like who the fuck thinks I'm clingy?
Speaker 2:I'm so far from that, oh it's so good and I was like who is this chick number one?
Speaker 1:also, I'd been in a long-term relationship, so I'm like who the fuck is it? I haven't talked to anyone from gym, terry saying that. I talked to someone from gym and they said that I'm up myself or that I'm a pest and clingy, and I'm like what the fuck is being I was like to be.
Speaker 2:I really didn't think you would be like that, so it's kind of made me look at you in a different light and guys.
Speaker 1:She ran the same joke like 50 times on the same phone call, just saying oh yeah, I just didn't think you were like that. And here's me trying to sit in my sauna. I just enjoy life. I'm sitting there trying to zen out while this dickhead fucking pests me in my zen time saying that I'm a clingy fuck so if you have had an experience dating ben, we would love to hear from you.
Speaker 2:Maybe dm me directly a voice. No, would love to hear of your experience.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, please send them through, send them all through yeah, but it's funny because she just kept on drilling in the same joke. It was a good joke, it's a shit joke.
Speaker 2:I had to get the reaction.
Speaker 1:We'll let the audience decide and then I ended up just hanging up on her.
Speaker 2:I don't even remember that part.
Speaker 1:Standard interaction with Terry. If you talked to her on the phone, everyone just normally fucking hangs up on her.
Speaker 2:anyway, quite a few wines.
Speaker 1:I got the phone I was like fucking hell.
Speaker 2:And then I was like maybe I am clingy, Just full gaslighting you, yeah, legit. And I was like holy shit.
Speaker 1:And it literally made me question my character. I'm glad, and then I so. Then I messaged my mate Chase because she's like yeah, chase, I sent it to Chase and showed him who it was and I was like so then I messaged my mate Chase because she's like yeah, chase, I sent it to Chase and showed him who it was and I was like. So then I messaged Chase and I said wait, did Terry message you about this person? He's like, yeah, she tried to fuck with me as well, but I didn't play those games. Fuck you, chase.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I need your friends to go along with my bullshit. It's a bit rude.
Speaker 1:No, shout out to chase because I was getting pissed off nah, fuck you, chase far out but it would have been funny for content though I know that's what I mean.
Speaker 2:I'm like, for the sake of the pod chase, surely you would have played along, yeah we've just been a good mate nah yeah, shout out to chase dog.
Speaker 1:We love you, chase we.
Speaker 2:I love you, chase yes speaking of my dating experiences or bad dating experiences, I wouldn't say that was essentially bad, but I want to know what's your recent or worst dating experiences.
Speaker 1:All right. So I thought about this the other day and it made me piss my pants with laughter. And for the record, this is embarrassing, I'm ready. It is embarrassing, but it's fucking funny, so I'm just going to say it. It is embarrassing, but it's fucking funny, so I'm just going to say it. So last year I broke up with my long-term ex-girlfriend of six years and been a long time going through midlife crisis. Come back onto the dating scene. Started to. It was probably like a December, I think, and on hinge, like you know, talking to people, my game's fucking terrible. Haven't done it for six years.
Speaker 1:Anyway, very clingy she was the person that messaged terry no, no, but um. So I matched this beautiful girl like really hot talking to her. I don't even know why the fuck she's talking to me to be honest and then I was like messaging her.
Speaker 1:We're having good banter talking about fucking TV shows, and Yellowstone popped up and she was really into Yellowstone, so I was pumped. As for the new season too, and on my story on my Instagram I put up a picture of me on top of Migo with the cowboy hat on, looking like ripped from Yellowstone, and I put it on my Instagram story just for the laughs.
Speaker 2:Close friends or public.
Speaker 1:This was just public on my Instagram story, just for the laughs Close friends or public? This was just public on my Instagram story. Now, me and this girl weren't friends on Instagram so she didn't have my socials, okay, and we'd been talking about Yellowstone and I don't know why, but I didn't explain why. I sent her the photo. I didn't give any context around it about like, oh you know, yellowstone's coming out, I just sent her the photo Wait, you're on top of your dog.
Speaker 1:For this video. We'll put it up as of what I sent her, gotcha, but I am literally sitting on Migo like he is my horse.
Speaker 2:Migo is very small as well.
Speaker 1:He looks like a horse, though I've got a business shirt on, tucked into my pants with a cowboy hat on, and I thought it'd be funny as fuck. Like you know, yellowstone, this is funny stupid. Like you know, good laugh. You know, send it to her. Left me on red and never replied to me.
Speaker 1:I got full ghosted and I'm like, and what I thought about it is that she was saying that she had a 30th birthday, that she was having a country themed 30th birthday, and I wonder if she thought that that was my submission to come to her birthday, like thinking I was full creep, like saying, hey, could you.
Speaker 2:Nah, surely you wouldn't think that just off a photo. That would just be funny I know like.
Speaker 1:At least give me a funny reply or something. She never spoke to me again.
Speaker 2:Well, that's like. I mean I can relate. Dolphin guy never spoke to me again Sum. I can relate. Dolphin guy never spoke to me again Sumo's, so obviously never going to hear from him again Can relate.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, Maybe we have more in common than what we thought.
Speaker 2:Maybe we don't hate each other.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is so embarrassing. I got full ghosted and I was like, well, fuck, I'm not going to try and make a chick laugh again.
Speaker 2:How long ago was this. It was at the end of the year. Oh, that's not that long ago. Did you ever speak to her again, or did you ever find out why she just left you on read?
Speaker 1:Well. So she did message me like a month later saying oh sorry, this message went to my other phone and then I was like oh, yeah, and I tried talking to her again and she never talked to me.
Speaker 2:after that I was going to say I don't believe that for a second.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got fucking humour.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But then again, like you've got to respect the ghost when it's like that, because why would you want to date somebody that doesn't find that funny?
Speaker 1:No, it's true, it's true. Obviously, she found someone fucking way cooler.
Speaker 2:Maybe somebody sent her a photo of riding a real horse. Maybe, you could do that now.
Speaker 1:I should now send her the real one.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:From last week yeah, do it now. Uh, no, I can't. I can't get left on red twice. That's westgate material yeah, no it is a lot.
Speaker 2:I think that's why like it's also as much as I'm like no, I need it's. It's my personality and my banter. It's also I would, maybe a defense mechanism, because I was like, if I go normally to that thing and he swipes no to me, no, no, no, if he swipes no to me, at least I'm doing it whilst taking the purse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I reckon if you didn't have the sumo suit he would have swapped you first round for sure.
Speaker 2:Yes or no? No, Take that, Terry. I was like oh, you're saying something nice.
Speaker 1:Nah, get fucked, Fuck you. We do it all like we'll have these messages during the week of just completely like shitting on each other, but then there'll be like one of us will do something for the podcast and we'll say something nice.
Speaker 2:No, there was actually. What day was it? A couple of days ago I messaged Ben and I was like thank you so much for doing like XYZ. I've done like a few other projects with friends and they've just been so shit. Thank you so much for learning everything. And then Ben sent back this really nice message. And then Ben sent back this really nice message. And then we were both like this is fucking weird. And then he goes. Anyway, enough of being nice, have a shit day.
Speaker 1:I was like yeah, that's much better. Yeah, it's like when you're a brother and sister where you can't hug each other and shit. That's what it feels like when Terry and I, if we say anything nice about each other, I just want to like fucking strangle her or something.
Speaker 2:Just to like break it up. That needs to follow. That absolutely needs to follow.
Speaker 1:Well, good topic actually. Terry said let's spar, and I just can't wait to punch you in the face.
Speaker 2:Oh, I would absolutely smoke you. I don't think you realize. I don't think you realize that I would genuinely that.
Speaker 1:Look at how long that is.
Speaker 2:I'll do it in the sumo suit. Should we do it after this Content?
Speaker 1:Yep, I'm going to spark you in the face You've got gloves.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to go bare knuckle. Nah, bare knuckle.
Speaker 1:Fuck it, BKFC hit us up. Maybe that would be.
Speaker 2:I was going to fight, bare knuckle.
Speaker 1:We're not celebrities, we could just yeah.
Speaker 2:We would like a crowd, though, if anyone wants to watch.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Me absolutely smoke Ben.
Speaker 1:Yeah, terry, would probably smash me.
Speaker 2:You are more than welcome. Finally, some truth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was good, said no one ever.
Speaker 2:I'm really proud of you, really proud.
Speaker 1:So yeah, next week it's going to be Terry versus Ben, bare knuckle fights, cock fight. Yeah, because Terry. Yeah, because terry has a cock.
Speaker 2:Oh god, I was just thinking of that misfit minds yeah, thanks for fucking.
Speaker 1:Thanks for addressing the elephant in the room. Everyone knew you had a cock anyway, terry so that was full adhd moment oh fuck, following up from engagement, from the podcast, we've been obviously getting a lot of messages, which has been fucking awesome, let's be honest, hilarious some funny suggestions, keep them coming. But a message we literally got today as I was driving here yeah, so following up from the first episode where terry kicked the bloke in the balls for $500.
Speaker 2:That's true, good money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, terry's friend got a message today from a bloke requesting her to kick him in the balls for $1,000, which has now turned into a double team request Terry and Hayley kicking a bloke in the nads for $1,000.
Speaker 2:Do you want me to read the message? Yeah, so my friend messages me being like do you want to to read the message? Yeah, so my friend messages me being like do you want to make a quick thousand dollars with me? And I go absolutely along with a screenshot. Hi, hayley, hope you are well.
Speaker 2:My name is. We'll be proud, as now, and I'm writing about an offer which is a bit out there but would love to discuss further. I'm 32, live and work in melbourne and have been organizing meetings on instagram where ladies kick me in the balls and are basically complete bitches to me. The meaner the better. I'm offering a rate of $1,000 per meeting per lady, happy to see multiple girls at once. If you have any friends that would want to join, yes, hello, if you are interested. If you're interested at all, I would be very keen to discuss further. Confidentiality and discretion is guaranteed and expected in return. If it works, I'm also up for discussing regular arrangements, eg $1,000 monthly. If it helps, I can send photos of previous meetings so that you get an idea. Let me know your thoughts. Look forward to talking further.
Speaker 1:No way Hold on $1,000 each. Yes.
Speaker 2:What the fuck. And I'll just go really hard so I can get out of there faster. I'll roundhouse kick him. I'll do fucking spin kicks.
Speaker 1:Oh so not a tape kick, You're doing full.
Speaker 2:I'm going straight in with spin kick, get out of there. In out Thousand bucks, thank you.
Speaker 1:So, guys, we actually haven't got sponsors, so we're actually just doing ball kicking for money now.
Speaker 2:Yes, I wonder, I would fucking do it. Yeah, yeah. Obviously my kicks would be a lot harder, so he'd probably want more of mine. But you could come, yeah.
Speaker 1:I reckon we need to somehow get a bloke in a mask and we can do it for content or something like that.
Speaker 2:Do you know what guys Do you remember? First, kiki Ball man. Yes, I messaged him and asked if he would do a podcast episode with us.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:He's agreed he goes anything for you, terry. He's agreed to come on the podcast. We're just going to call him Okay. He's not going to be actually in the room with us or it could get weird. He's not going to be in the room with us.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We're just going to call him. His face isn't going to be shown, but we're going to call him. We're going to talk about his kink. We're going to ask him questions. Ben's going to ask him all about my experience. I'm making you now, giving you the brief now yeah you have to ask him about his experience with me, how my ball kicking was and whatever else you want to ask I'm going to ask him give us a rating one through five how was my ball?
Speaker 1:actually one out of ten and I honesty.
Speaker 2:We need to take into consideration. That was my first time, only time thus far. Unless we do this tonight, Holy shit.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, so if you guys think of any good questions to ask Mr Ballman.
Speaker 2:Mr Kiki Ballman. I actually call him Kiki Ballman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mr Kiki Ballman. Any questions, dm us and we will ask the hard hitting questions.
Speaker 2:We don't kink. Shame on Fairbit Going on.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:We do not. So I want to kind of get to the bottom of what is it about kicking him in the balls that really Gets him going? Because it's a bit of a niche, but I also think it's more common Than people think. When I was fighting I got a lot of messages Like that this was just the one guy that kept up with it after I stopped fighting, which was a good few years ago now so there you go, guys.
Speaker 1:Uh, new business model. Who's kicking blokes in the balls? So that's gonna be more to follow there, so yeah, so if we wrap things up, we're getting headphones so we can start to do some cool interactive stuff calling people audio messages, freaking funny interviews like we want people to call us up with. Funny stories, bad stories, anything that you're obviously welcome to submit to us, either of us as well.
Speaker 2:If you know either of us and have a funny story, voice message it to the podcast page. Yep, because I would like. I'd like some more dirt on ben and I'm not going to ask chase, because chase is a dog. So I need some more dirt on bin. And if you've got dirt on me, feel free to send it through, because I don't really have any shame yeah, vice versa, send me dirt on terry, but yeah, I think, send it through.
Speaker 1:We want to start to start to start playing stuff because it'd be so funny like interviewing ball blokes that's getting kicked in the balls. Doing prank calls to people, like there's so much shit we can do, that's so much fun. I'm so and we've got guys like we've got some cool plans, like already the next few weeks, even the next podcast after this, we've got a cool guest that we're gonna fucking bungee jump with which I'm gonna shit my pants with, but like we're doing some cool shit, keep sending the engagement through. I've got some funny ass stories that like people have reminded me about from old jobs and, um, like we can keep talking about that.
Speaker 2:So we need to before we go oh let's do it.
Speaker 1:I really need you suck I really, you fucking suck you suck you suck guys, we're doing paper scissors rock for the next day. All right, let's do it. Paper scissors rock. I fucking knew it. I read you like a book man. Nope, terry fucking sucks. I don't want to do paper hope you enjoy that sumo suit, because you're doing a fucking other day I don't want to do.
Speaker 2:Can we do it again? No, can we do it again? Oh, it's already got the next. We need to mix it up oh, this is so good.
Speaker 1:This is. This gets back for what you did to me during the week, and that's a wrap. Guys, have a good one. We'll see you next week.
