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From Minute Maid’s Goodbye To Admin Night And A Dating Site Scandal
A quiet Starbucks run turns into a surprising tour of how small choices shape big outcomes. We start with the end of an era—Minute Maid retiring frozen juice concentrate after 80 years—and dig into what that says about shifting consumer habits, nostalgia’s pull, and the way convenience rewrites household rituals. The story isn’t just about orange juice; it’s about how markets sunset what once felt essential and what we do with the empty space left behind.
From there, we shift to a more personal, uneasy topic: the safety net around an 84-year-old who relies on others to get around. We ask the questions that often go unasked—about motion cameras with no subscriptions, rides that seem to vanish, and how community support can blur into assumption. If tech is part of your safety plan, it needs to be configured to record. If people are part of your safety plan, the rotation needs names and times. Aging with dignity depends on real structure, not just good will.
Then we get practical with the “admin night” trend—friends gathering to clear inboxes, pay bills, cancel subscriptions, and set calendars. It sounds minor, but the psychology is major: social accountability lowers the activation energy on boring tasks. We walk through a lightweight playbook you can steal today—time boxing, single targets, no phone calls, shared playlists—to reclaim mental space fast. Finally, we face a hard headline: Match.com emails tied to Jeffrey Epstein, post-offender registration. It’s a case study in platform safety, screening limits, and the trade-off between frictionless sign-ups and real protection. We call for transparency from platforms and practical self-protection for users.
If you’re ready for one small shift with outsized payoff, here’s your prompt: what do you procrastinate most on, and when will you give it 25 minutes this week? Subscribe for more candid takes, share this with a friend who needs an admin reset, and leave a review to tell us what topic you want us to tackle next.
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Well, hello, good morning. I'm sitting here outside Starbucks waiting for my coffee. Let's get started. I have a three stories for you. I only have nine episodes left to go. Actually eight after this one. Wow, and I'm trying to think of all what I need to do for my last episode. I don't know. Uh I know one thing I'm gonna do, but I'm not gonna tell you. It's you know, whatever. Uh but I have some thoughts on this Savannah Guthrie's mom, Miss Nancy, her abduction kidnapping. I have some thoughts on this. Number one, they keep saying they don't have any camera footage because there was no subscription, yet they also talk about at the same time that the camera picked up motion, a person or an somebody movement outside the camera. So which is it? Maybe it's a different camera they're talking about? I don't know. How can it pick up motion, but they don't have, but there's no subscription. I understand not having a subscription, so they don't they they can't maybe it wasn't recorded, I don't know. I don't know how those things work. But I'm gonna get one. Uh let's see, and then the other thing is they keep talking about she couldn't get around, she can't walk, she obviously can't drive, she has to rely on people to pick her up. And I heard them talking about her get taking an Uber to her daughter's house. Who puts an 84-year-old woman into an Uber? No, ma'am. Go pick up your mother. Now they brought her home and it was at nighttime, so maybe maybe during the daytime they felt a little safer with her getting in an Uber, but but they because they did bring her home. And then who picks her up for church in the morning? I know when our neighbor, when she was still living and she went to church every Sunday, somebody from her church would come by and pick her up. We don't have buses like we used to anymore. That the bus would come around and get you. They don't do that anymore. So who was in the church rotation was supposed to go pick her up? And why didn't they go pick her up? Why why was nobody there to pick her up? I don't think she was driving herself to church. Surely not. So that's my question. That's my question. Why was she not at church? Maybe she takes an Uber to church? I don't know. Since she took an Uber to her daughter's house, that could be that but somebody needs to ask those questions, right? Maybe they already did. And I just said right after I said that. Ah, I hate that. I hate when people talk and then they say right after they say something. Why do you do that? I just did it. I apologize. Okay, on to the stories that I have for you today from the New York Post. Let me go over to my X feed if I can find my X feed. Goodness gracious, I have all these stupid pages on my cell phone. Alright, go to my profile. Profile. You can say goodbye to your Minute Made iconic frozen canned juices. They've been making this for 80 years. I remember growing up as a teenager living with my grandparents. They bought this frozen canned juice all the time. And it was delicious, I thought, you know, at the time. Uh, but no more. I'm surprised it even lasted this long, quite frankly, now that they already have the carton of orange juices and stuff. I'm surprised that lasted this long. But after 80 years, Minute Made is hanging it up. They're discontinuing their frozen canned juices in the U.S. and Canada after 80 years. Once they must-have in family homes, the frozen juice concentrates includes flavors such as orange juice, lemonade, limeade, pink lemonade, and raspberry lemonade. I I mean I even bought it when I was a brand new mom myself, uh, because I grew up with it. But then I stopped getting it after a while. We are discontinuing our frozen products and exiting the frozen can category in response to shifting consumer preferences. A spokesperson for the Coca-Cola Company, the parent company of Minute Mate, I did not know that. I did not know Coca-Cola owned it. I wonder if this had anything to do with RFKJ too, with the with the health secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. I wonder, you know, with all of his health stuff. I wonder if this has anything to do with it. With the juice category growing strongly, we're focusing on products that better match what our consumers want. The spokesperson added that the frozen products will be phased out in the first quarter of 2026, anytime from now through April, with in-store inventory available while supplies last. What are they gonna fill up in the frozen juice aisle now? What were they gonna put in there? Who knows? Rest in slush. Okay, that's awesome. Uh the history of frozen canned juices goes back to 1945 when the company was incorporated as Florida Foods Corporation. Frozen orange juice concentrate was developed during World War II to improve food quality for American soldiers. Huh. In the early 1940s, the soldiers were given lemon crystals for vitamin C, but they had an unpleasant taste and often went uneaten, according to the National Museum of American History. So frozen concentrate was seen as the solution. The U.S. Army ordered 500,000 pounds of orange juice in 1945, and Florida Foods got the contract, but the war ended before the product could ever ship, according to the company's website. A year later in 1946, the company was renamed to Vacuum Foods Corporation and shipped the first frozen concentrate orange juice products in the U.S., which they called Minute Made. There you go. And the article goes on. If you would care to go read it, I think it even has recipes. No, no recipes. You can go on and finish that if you are nostalgic and would like to learn more about that. Alright, let's see. How do I get back here to my X-File? And um is my coffee ready? I can't see in there. Yeah, it is. Uh, I'll be right back. I need to go get my coffee. Okay, I'm back. Sometimes I think I should have renamed this podcast. You can go finish reading that. That's what I say a lot after I read these stupid articles. Okay, back over here to my X-File. What is the next story up? Let's see. What do we have? What do we have? Oh, admin night. I don't know how I feel about this. Let's read about it and I'll tell you my thoughts on it. Admin, admin, oh my gosh, can't even say it. Admin night trend brings procrastinators together to tackle mind-numbing chores. Actually changed my life. Not mine. That's what somebody says on this article. Let's see. And it's just a bunch of young, younger people getting together to do chores on their computers, like deleting emails, unsubscribing from emails, paying their bills, arranging their calendar, stuff like that, which I don't know why they would need to do that. If it's their to-do list, if your to-do list feels so overwhelming that you fear you'll never get anything done, you might want to hop on the latest life hack. Y'all, this is not a life hack. I don't know why they call it that. Admin nights are low-key hangouts that allow procrastinating friends to tackle their essential tasks together in the same room rather than all alone.
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SPEAKER_00:I mean, I can kind of get it. I I think it's kind of cute, I guess. They can socialize while they get their little chores done. Their their uh not chores, uh I don't busy work done, I guess. I don't know. Um but the thing is they can't be they can't be act doing actual work and they can't be on the phone talking on the phone. Life admins refer to the small but important duties that tend to pile up over time, such as reading and replying to emails, making appointments, paying bills, getting your calendar set up, canceling subscriptions, putting together a budget, filing your taxes, or even something as simple as organizing the photos on your phone. So you understand you get it, that kind of that those kinds of tasks. These tasks aren't hard, but they can become easy to put off, and an admin night allows uh for a dedicated time and place to finally get them done, but also you get to socialize with your friends. There are no rules for what can and can't be accomplished, but some people recommend against doing your actual job or talking on the phone, which I agree with that. One social media user shared that she hosted an admin night with her friends in December to tackle everything they had put off in 2025 and finish them before the year officially ended. I think it's kind of good. I think it's kind of cute for the younger generation, not for me. We're all excited because none of us want to do any of these tasks. They're all, for the most part, really boring, but it's exciting to come together and do it with your homegirls, one person said, sharing that they had a collaborative playlist that they've all been adding music to and were bringing snacks for girl dinner. I think it's cute. I like the idea. I think it's great. Um, all right, I'm not going to finish reading that. You get the idea of it. Uh, I do this when we go to tunica. I do these types of tasks. You know, for example, I have folders on my phone that keep all of my audio for my podcast episodes, and I have them, you know, labeled for February 2026, and that's a folder, and all those episodes go in there. And then so, like when we go over, when we go over again, I'll probably clean up all of those files and organize them better and move them to a different location to get them off my phone or whatever. That's the type of thing that I do when I'm in tunica. Um, I know, I know, but but I enjoy it, okay? All right, moving on. Moving on. Uh, we talked about Minute Maid, we talked about that. Oh, here we go. Are y'all ready for this? Match.com sent Jeffrey Epstein dating profiles of 18 women after he registered as a sex offender. DOJ files shows. This is from the New York Post. Let's read a little sampling of it. Match.com sent notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the dating profiles of more than a dozen young women after years after he registered as a sex offender, according to the files recently released. But I mean, does Match.com know that? Is that do they is that part of their sign up? I mean, who's gonna admit, yeah, I'm a sex offender. Let me tell you all about it. No, I mean, and it's is it match.com's responsibility to go and do background checks on every single I don't I don't think so. But I don't know. It says, Congratulations on your first 18 matches. We will continue to send you new matches. An email from Match.com to Epstein sent on July 5th, 2012. The email to the dating app user G Project contained information on multiple matches with women across the US of all whom were 26 or younger. Uh and okay, blah blah blah. I'm trying to get to the point where they where it says anything about is it the match.com's responsibility. Um in April 2011, Match.com indicated they were implementing a service to screen for users who had been registered as a sex offender. Hmm, the associator reported at the time. We've been advised that a combination of improved technology and an improved database now enables a sufficient degree of accuracy to move forward with this initiative despite its continued imperfection. Former Match.com CEO Mandy Ginsburg said in an email to the outlet, so this was when? How would I say 2011? Mmm. Houston-based group uh so but when did it but when did the email but when did the matches happen for Jeffrey Epstein? I don't know. Did it tell me? Yes, yes, in 2012. So they did kind of have this technology. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Houston beach Houston-based match group's website currently says that the company works to ban registered sex offenders and anyone who is suspected of sex trafficking from using their products. I don't know how they do that, but Match Group said in a statement to the post that the emails included in the Epstein files were sent at a time when safety checks weren't as advanced as modern times. But in 2011, that's not what the CEO said at the time. Alright, that's all I've got for you today. I guess I need the question of the day. Uh, let's go with this admin night story. What kind of tasks do you put off and keep putting off and keep putting off that's kind of related to that? What do you procrastinate most on? That's the question of the day. All right, I gotta go. I appreciate y'all. Thanks for listening. Only eight more episodes after this. I'm kind of excited, but I'm also kind of sad at the same time because, like, now what am I gonna do? Uh, I also really want to start a space group again. Start spaces, start a space group, but I want you guys to participate. I didn't I need a topic of interest. I don't know what to do. I just don't can't get on there and start talking. I need to gather a group of people first to participate instead of just opening it up and just sitting there by myself, because that's dumb. I need to do this with other people, get them all organized first. So, what would be a good time for everybody to do this? I don't know. Giblets, when are you available? Because I really want you to do this with us. You don't have to talk on the space, you can just listen. You don't have to talk. Um if that's what's keeping you from participating. All right, I gotta go. Thanks for listening. Bye.
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