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61. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Flogoween edition!
Are you a Tight Arse?
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Topics discussed during the episode include:
- H20? H20 Halloween? The Tale of the four masks? H20: 20 Years Later? The Night He Came Home: The CGI cut? Halloween H20? Just what is this film called?
- Who's this joke shop version of Loomis?
- Ben questions just WTF is going on with these masks. Plural...
- Can you push someone to death?
- Tom's not enjoying the now seemingly merciful Michael Myers.
- So...Where do we begin with these four masks? One is CGI. Utterly unforgivable.
- Don't worry, ladies; Michael Myers always wears protection.
- Is Jamie Lee Curtis a terrible parent?
- Was the Janet Leigh cameo enough to save us from this four-masked sporting psycho...?
- Could LL Cool J's shiny slaphead really be mistaken for Mike's fluffy hair?
- Where do I find LL's erotic novel series?
- Did you know Myers likes to spend his free time touring America's National Parks?
- Myers takes an extended dump whilst waiting for a new set of wheels.
- Why can't Michael Myers get his hands on a Ford Fiesta?
- Did popping the mask in the wash at the wrong temperature make it shrink?
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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