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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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69. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
Flogoween bonus edition!
We welcome back Dan Machholz's for a very special bonus episode. He then proceeds to ruin another iconic slasher franchise for me. Great bloke.
Topics discussed during the episode?
- Is Dan just...Guest?
- Ben openly discusses his disdain for the Michael Myers masks for the first time.
- Dan interrupts me throughout with Freddy gags from the film. Hilarious.
- Are all boat trips to Vancouver this bad?
- It might be 2021, but it's still not socially acceptable to be a child molester.
- Dan thought A Nightmare on Elm Street remake was boring. You're boring!
- Dan isn't here to defend the film...He then spends the whole episode defending the film.
- Does anyone want to see Freddy Krueger on a skateboard?
- Ben doesn't feel the need to say this film sucks. To clarify, it sucks. HARD
- Is Ben softening in his old age?
- Will Ben ever recover from 31 days of Horror Flog?
- Dan Machholz berates me for not talking Star Wars with him.
- I would take Lindsay Wilcox over Dan any day.
- Can people sympathy listen to Sopranos Redefined, please?
- Does the witch return?
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
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