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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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17. Hocus Pocus (1993)
(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)
A little bit late to the Halloween party, but what perfect way to get over the Alcohol/sweet induced hangover than to revisit a Halloween staple!
Beloved by many, Hocus Pocus is a quintessential Halloween experience and a shoo-in for most rewatched over the spooky period. For some (like myself), It stinks!
but before I go off on another frightful rant, Filmfloggers very own Fiona is on hand with her bullet points to convey her love for it, enjoy! (I'm off to throw up, again)
What is not to love?
It’s a classic Halloween film featuring three witches
- One who is a wolf and ‘Smells Child.’
- The others a ‘boy crazy tease’ who conjures the children
And finally
- A bucked tooth hag who makes the spells.
Together, they are better known as the Sanderson sisters, who love to suck the lives out of little children.
What’s more, we have:
- A talking cat who cannot die
- A virgin who lights the black flame candle
- A spoilt child who is a brat
- A teenage girl with great yaboos
- Two unbearable stoner bullies who steal shoes
And an unfaithful lover brought back from the grave- hey Billy.😊
What more could you want on all hallows eve?
An all-singing performance of ‘I put a spell on you’?- You’ve got it!
After all, it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.!
Apple iTunes Episode Link
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/filmfloggers/id1530910798#episodeGuid=Buzzsprout-6166372
Spotify Episode Link
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3svURrjy9fDaSvboJCJ2ZK
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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Ok, that was lame!
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