See, look, it's live now. That's the crowd. You got that from the Mori Poverty Show. I guess I don't know who. Who do you think it's from the crowd? All right, look Do it sound like it's a concert or a football. We always try to figure it out. I'm gonna enter that. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, all right, we're here. We got a special guest, and who isn't here? Sterling? Yeah, boogie, see, there we go. So Sterling isn't here today. We got Wana sitting in, hey hey, hey.
Speaker 1:Aka, compliments of Joe. We got a. You know I'm gonna let everybody introduce themselves. There you go. I'm yours truly the chocolate one man of the hour. Yeah, Stripper extraordinaire.
Speaker 4:No, no, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1:I ain't trying to get in trouble Is that what they say, I believe. No man, please. Anyway, this is your boy Bosco.
Speaker 2:Now.
Speaker 1:And you know they, you know they made a. The black version, it was chocolate, I think. What was it called? I was about to say chocolate, Mike, Chocolate.
Speaker 2:City. It's called Chocolate City.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, there we go. Joe, you might have been in there, huh, no, remember they had that. They had the one with a damn. I watched, well, Wesley Snipes. There was old strippers. Oh, it was good too, oh good.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna let everybody introduce themselves. I'm about to look yeah, don't bring up that damn two, one food Shit.
Speaker 1:That's probably what it was. Two Wong Fu was a good movie.
Speaker 2:No, it was not.
Speaker 1:You don't like two Wong Fu? No, I do not Joe say you got to get rid of your phobias. Man, I ain't got no phobia.
Speaker 2:John Ligga was up and looked like a woman.
Speaker 1:I like him too. And it was Patrick Swayze, right. Yeah, he couldn't pass.
Speaker 2:Ain't no way, no how.
Speaker 1:Because you were still thinking about outsiders. Remember when he was an outsider? Yeah, Wasn't he an outsider too? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Okay, any way out further ado.
Speaker 3:All right, I'm LaWanna aka L Boogie, L Boogie.
Speaker 1:All right. And now what, joe, we got today.
Speaker 2:I'm the one and only Alabama, Joe baby.
Speaker 1:Alabama Joe.
Speaker 4:Well, I ain't going to be silky, no more.
Speaker 1:Oh, you ain't silky.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:I'm just, you ain't smooth. I'm almost saying you retired man.
Speaker 4:I'm retired and silky.
Speaker 1:Damn, silky didn't retire. The silky is the real stripper, the stripper pimp cigarette dealer.
Speaker 4:I was going to be aka Sherrod, aka Sherrod. There we go.
Speaker 1:There we go. All right now. Look, I'm about to look the movie up. I know some of I already know you got something crazy to say. No, I don't.
Speaker 4:Hey, you ain't got nothing crazy to say no, no no, no.
Speaker 1:I will tell you this I did have some chitlins the other day. What A little bit before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:I heard there was a little foul. We ain't going to talk about that. If they came from where I think they came from, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:That was all right.
Speaker 3:They weren't bad. No, it ain't my chitlins.
Speaker 1:But see, that's what I'm hearing. So now do we need to go buy some buckets or what you?
Speaker 3:know what? We ain't buying no buckets. But you know, the bags is $25. $25.99 at fries. I just $25.99.
Speaker 2:A bag for just five pounds. The buckets are $29.
Speaker 3:The day was $29, exactly. We don't want, we don't do the buckets though they got to be ain't bestie chitlins.
Speaker 1:And bestie.
Speaker 3:Five pound bags. We don't want Uncle Lou and we don't want Queen Helen. They got to be ain't bestie.
Speaker 1:And bestie.
Speaker 3:Ain't ain't bestie, it ain't nothing happening.
Speaker 1:At fries.
Speaker 3:At fries.
Speaker 1:And they $20.
Speaker 3:$24.99.
Speaker 1:$24.99. Five pound bag.
Speaker 2:You still got to strip all that chitlins it ain't that so now here's the thing.
Speaker 1:So how much out of the Like, how much ever? Because you know, when you end up cleaning them again, how much you get from these is different.
Speaker 3:These is different.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Trust me, let me tell you what I did one time, and I'm just going to put this out there. But let me tell you what I did one time. So one time when I was living in Milwaukee, right, I wanted some of these chitlins for Thanksgiving. So we're going to get together for Thanksgiving and everything. So I'm going to send some of these chitlins down here to Arizona, because they don't have them out here. This particular brand that I'm talking about, where you ain't got to do nothing to these chitlins. Really, really, really.
Speaker 3:That thing, cut them up. They just different right. So I'm going to go to the US Postal Service, like I'm going to send some chitlins, yeah, and I'm going to catch a flight on my way to. Arizona.
Speaker 2:So I go to the.
Speaker 3:Postal Office. I drop the chitlins in the damn thing. You know when you get them. They hard as a rock.
Speaker 1:Right, right. So you sent them like dry ice or whatever I know.
Speaker 3:I didn't even send them on dry ice, I wasn't even thinking. I wasn't even thinking right.
Speaker 1:I did wait real quick. The only reason why I asked? Because before my mom would send me some and she would send them like oh, I made some chitlins, so she would send them from Ohio, right, and she would like dry ice or whatever. And that's what you supposed to do, right.
Speaker 3:But I'm silly and I'm not even thinking, so I send them. I come on home and we, you know it's Thanksgiving and we read the day before Thanksgiving, so we get a knock at the door. Okay, a certified letter came. It's a certified letter for me. They said on this letter that the hazmat crew oh hell. Intercepted the chitlins on the runway. They said they observed an obnoxious odor.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, See, this is what you get on the nobody's talking podcast war. So because you don't do chitlins.
Speaker 3:They say I never do that again.
Speaker 2:Right how there was a cadaver. They got a head in there.
Speaker 4:Good, my family does chill, I personally no, I'm saying you personally.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sure one way or another. I mean we all do it Somebody, but I love them.
Speaker 2:Just try them Calling treatments.
Speaker 3:Right, that's what they do. That's what they do.
Speaker 1:That is, that's funny.
Speaker 2:Good on the taco one yeah.
Speaker 3:What oldest children the carnaceros yeah, they have them fried.
Speaker 1:Fried.
Speaker 2:Treatments.
Speaker 1:Uh huh.
Speaker 2:And that's what they call right Treatments. They fry them up Shit, hey, just for all.
Speaker 1:Just in case for the white listeners out there, just go ahead and Google chitlins or chitterlings.
Speaker 3:Chitterlings yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 1:Google chitterlings.
Speaker 3:I think it's something that was given to.
Speaker 1:CHI T T E R L I N G S. We say chitlins Exactly. No, you can go ahead.
Speaker 3:It was the story Chitlins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, no, go ahead Go ahead.
Speaker 3:You know nowhere it came from. You know, as far as the chitlins, it was something that was given to the slaves after. You know they would.
Speaker 1:They got all the good stuff. They take all the good stuff After massing it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and so we would take it and make a meal out of it, you know, and then that's how it became all of this stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I still eat hog, mugs and chitlins.
Speaker 4:All that cheese? Hell yeah, all of that. Yeah, biggs feed Fatback, all of that, yeah.
Speaker 3:There. Oh, it's in the niggers and they took it in big meals out of it. We survived and we still eating it.
Speaker 1:Have y'all had? No, that's true. Have you ever had a pig feed? I, like you know, I saw mine. I like barbecue pig feet. I haven't had it in, I ain't had pig feeding.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a good idea one day.
Speaker 1:Years.
Speaker 4:And some big tails. Where can you buy pigs feed at Right.
Speaker 1:Everywhere, where, you can buy the fries, the corn and sears too those Mexican corn and sears days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, food City has them.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Corn and sears. You can buy just the skin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can buy a whole head off in there if you want Really. Yeah, they be serious. You're going to lilies A little Over there on Asian Supermarket.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was about to say 67th, 75th, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's why I get my fenugreek, the fenugreek seeds. I don't know what all it does. I know it's super healthy for you, but you can go ahead and get fenugreek, have the stuff I take. I don't know what it's for anymore.
Speaker 3:What are the seeds for? What do you mix it with?
Speaker 1:Yeah, mix it in like protein shakes and all that stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I know it's super healthy, right. Once again, you know, on this show we don't fact check anything. It's just like locker room talk, it's kind of like hey whatever comes, up whatever comes to mind. We keep it 100% for the most part. We at least keep it 85%, 85%.
Speaker 2:I'm going to ask you something. Did you see all the news with?
Speaker 4:Arizona.
Speaker 2:Cardinals, I only got his ass whooped by his wife.
Speaker 4:No, you know what? No, for real, which one Didwell, didwell yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 2:Why. I don't fucking know that. She seemed like she was a little bit intoxicated.
Speaker 1:He lived in Paradise Valley, I'm assuming right. She beat his ass.
Speaker 2:Police showed up Dang, then she wouldn't talk to him. My daughter's come to speak for me. I guess the daughter's a lawyer. She came in there. They didn't even bother the rest of them. She beat the man up. The man locked him in the closet. He walked through broken glass.
Speaker 3:Feet all cut up and they got a game on Sunday. And they going to get their damn whip this time Exactly.
Speaker 1:Who does the Cardinals play?
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 4:Falcons.
Speaker 3:They should just let Kyler rest until next year.
Speaker 4:No, they got to get trade bait, trade bait.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's why I brought it he gone.
Speaker 4:They're going to get his help.
Speaker 2:No, they can't, nobody's going to take that contract.
Speaker 1:Hey, I got somebody for y'all. Who the fuck? They have $2 million, the Sean Watson Nope. Go ahead and take them From the Cleveland.
Speaker 2:Browns? Who the fuck going to take over $195 million? The Cardinals or that nigga?
Speaker 1:That's like Cleveland, cleveland or the Sean Watson $200 or something. All guaranteed.
Speaker 2:All guaranteed $200 or something they said he messed up guaranteed contract?
Speaker 1:They said no. What happened? Did he get hurt? No, yeah he did? Yeah, he did. He's back playing now, but oh no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did it come up?
Speaker 1:No matter what happened. No, y'all want to hear something when I look it up there must know we in Arizona or something. But they jamming my signal. I'm going to look it up for real.
Speaker 4:Internet to slow down. Yeah, I was like wow.
Speaker 2:I was watching it on the news this morning, just there this morning.
Speaker 3:Well, that just showed you ain't nothing pitch perfect.
Speaker 2:You know people in glass house should have those thumbs.
Speaker 3:Exactly. Look at that, see. You say you won and you lost.
Speaker 1:Joe, what did it say? It says the webpage and one other page are not responding. Wow.
Speaker 3:So what they mean.
Speaker 1:They don't want you to know oh okay, and I just put up Arizona Cardinals owner.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what it is. Keep that Keep it hushed, they don't want nobody to know about it.
Speaker 1:Hold on, you know what I got the signal right there I got the signal right there.
Speaker 2:I went down yesterday and Cox going to have to do better than that.
Speaker 1:I still got CenturyLink.
Speaker 2:And I don't have no problems with it.
Speaker 1:I have absolutely no problems. I know people talk about Cox Internet.
Speaker 3:I don't have no problems with it. I used to have CenturyLink too, and I didn't have no problems.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't have no problems. Do you have like Cox now?
Speaker 3:I have a rising that little box.
Speaker 1:It's not around here. My boy has it in Ohio my friend Dave has it. He said he loved it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it ain't no problem for me 50 bucks.
Speaker 4:Well, my neighbor has the T-Mobile one.
Speaker 3:The T-Mobile one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has the Verizon one. He says 50 bucks, he don't have no problems.
Speaker 3:Well, mine is it was. It was it's 122 with my phone bill too, though.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, so that's the Internet at my phone bill. So I looked into it, but it's not around here yet and I was sitting up here like it. I always see the Verizon trucks and stuff, so maybe it'll come eventually.
Speaker 3:It's just that little box, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my boy big Pete got one Shout out to big Pete in Ohio.
Speaker 4:So it wasn't Michael bid well.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, who the fuck are you? Oh there, jodyn got us again you said bid.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know, god damn it, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:Oh, jodyn got us again, so I'm with you Say it ain't no fact checking. That was the same. Yeah, we don't fact check.
Speaker 1:You're coming on that, but guess what. All I can say is please don't sue us and please don't shut the podcast down.
Speaker 3:You gotta keep saying it allegedly.
Speaker 4:That's why you just want me Allegedly, allegedly, it was Bill bid well Jr, oh, it was his brother oh it was his brother.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's his brother. Don't blame me. Blame the news.
Speaker 4:Anyone said it? They probably just said bid well, you just said it soon.
Speaker 2:They said go on the Cardinals owner.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they done put his name out there. They threw him out there Because they had to do that Allegedly?
Speaker 2:Yeah, allegedly right, that's what they say. If I'm lying, I'm lying behind them, because we all know I don't lie. Could be a cover up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 2:I don't lie.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean A bloody mess.
Speaker 4:She look crazy as hell too.
Speaker 3:She probably was drunk, as all get out too Cutting up Got that man walking on the last floor.
Speaker 1:Man she up in there looking like Mara Simpson.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's on TMZ Sports, that's it Holder what they say they two sheets to the wind. White girl wasted Too white, oh damn. Listen, now I'm gonna tell you what's funny, because when Joe told me this story I swear to God I'm just picturing in my head nighttime. Daytime and it it oh my lord.
Speaker 2:Like you said we're day drinking to get you. Yeah, yeah, I've been there.
Speaker 3:That's what she looked like oh my god, let me see, I'm surprised they rested. Yeah, so she did get arrested. Okay, well as I go she got booked at least yeah.
Speaker 2:Wow sure sure like Trump, trump against it.
Speaker 3:Real and still talking about I'm finna run for president.
Speaker 1:He's making so bad we're gonna right pass all that like this. Joe, get going. I'm like you know, we don't even do that here.
Speaker 2:Okay, we talked about the running for president I'm just talking about that a month ago went and got fingerprinted and walked out the motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he didn't even get a, ain't put them in jail or nothing. No, he walked out the same day. You know they're mad. Listen, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 3:Like all these people are here with money. Ain't nobody else wanting to step up and try and be the president?
Speaker 2:I come on money, money just power.
Speaker 4:Oh no, there's money in it. Yeah, it's just, they just want that power.
Speaker 2:So you got to understand all the ones that got elected. They already had money. You lose your first time you lose out, your first time you can run again.
Speaker 3:You just can't do three.
Speaker 2:No, I was impeached, at least once. They even got Clinton for them, so is that you said, bill.
Speaker 4:Bill Bedwell Jr oh.
Speaker 1:Junior. Yeah, it's this. Oh, so that's it. It's his son.
Speaker 4:It's his son. Yeah, Bill Bedwell's.
Speaker 1:That's the original Yep. Okay, and Michael and Bill Jr Are the. Are the kids?
Speaker 2:He's sitting there. He drunk too. He's sitting in the police car. They got glass in his foot.
Speaker 1:Yeah right here, they even said it too. Ex-cartinals exec Bill Bedwell Jr.
Speaker 3:Allegedly. Yeah, gotta make sure you put that out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I gotta remember that Joden got us a few times. No, because we just go with it. He got us talking about one basketball player beating up on this chick. Oh, we talked about this for like five minutes. Had the name all wrong.
Speaker 2:We. He turned himself in at them in last week. So there you go.
Speaker 1:But no that, but we finally got who the right person was. See, I don't even remember, and I'm gonna say the wrong name again. I know it was it was a border.
Speaker 4:Porter no, no, no that's what it was.
Speaker 1:You kept saying Michael Bridges, he kept saying Michael Bridges. And it wasn't the kill bridges, it was a Malik, it wasn't Malik Bridges. Yeah, yeah, so we you know.
Speaker 2:We wasting the time and effort trying to get some money.
Speaker 1:I'm like man, just don't sue us right, please don't. Allegedly, everything is alleged. That's right job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we ain't blow it up yet.
Speaker 1:We blow up.
Speaker 3:We're gonna be allegedly in Germany.
Speaker 1:Maybe listen it over there, yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, what's up Germany?
Speaker 1:Yeah, shots out to Germany over there early this year. See, you should have, you should have, you were.
Speaker 4:Been big time over like a this is free snitzel.
Speaker 1:I'm. I don't even know what all that is, but I don't plan on going over there. I'm cool going to the leisure on the South side.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Hey, joe, was talking about that earlier.
Speaker 4:So I was having a conversation with the Uber driver on the way to the airport. Okay, he was like a lot of people moved to Germany because they actually pay. Like you have kids? Yeah, they pay you, oh. Oh yeah, a lot of people move there. He's like this is the place to be. You want, if you have a family, germany's place to be? Oh shoot, it was like eight hours.
Speaker 2:That's good sleepy time right there.
Speaker 4:You know about five or six drinks and she had no time.
Speaker 2:That's a big plane too. So you got another big international. I think it was like a 747 double decker. Now I want to double.
Speaker 4:I looked up at first class I was like damn, you know the new first class, they got the with the little lay down, the lay down and stuff.
Speaker 1:I thought I did shit. I thought that's what you was at.
Speaker 4:I wish I was back there low class, yeah what was that Low class?
Speaker 1:What was that Soul playing Soul?
Speaker 4:playing Low class. I'm looking up there like they just shut the curtain.
Speaker 1:Hey, how come people don't like soul playing? Because.
Speaker 4:I just thought, you just said that no, no, no.
Speaker 3:I'm saying like how you know how we talking about spirit airlines, like really.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I'm saying the real. The real, like the movie soul playing. You know how people say the film? They say they don't, they didn't like the movie. I thought the movie was fantastic.
Speaker 3:I thought it was fantastic, it was, it was what it was, it was, it was.
Speaker 1:You know, you know, how do these movies All these movies that come out, everybody thinks they're supposed to win an Oscar.
Speaker 2:I tell you what it launched a lot of careers. That movie, you have to think about it.
Speaker 3:It did true story A lot of comedians. Yeah Well, Nick, it was a lot of them. A lot of them. You write about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, soul playing was Snoop, was the pilot? Oh yeah, snoop, what's it?
Speaker 4:What's his name was the pilot to Godfrey.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah that cat is hilarious. Yeah, that's crazy what was that. What was that old movie, that other airplane?
Speaker 4:movie oh from the airplane. Airplane, oh, from the 70s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, airplane with um, now, that was like with Karim Abdul-Jabbar, that one, yeah.
Speaker 3:And the ladies, like anybody, speak Jive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3:That's with Leslie Nilsson right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right.
Speaker 4:I like him. That was Lady Stepup. She said I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, classic.
Speaker 2:Hilarious. Yeah yeah, blood back on the backside. Yeah, time up. I got mad. I mean yo mama, I dug her up. Yeah, my mama ain't raised no dumb. That movie was hilarious, so they can't be mad at an old plane, exactly. Then they had the captions on the bottom telling you what they said.
Speaker 3:They can't be mad at an old plane that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2:It was. It was. Then they tried to calm her down and everybody got in line and slapped shit out of her.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Joe Wood, remember the damn movie?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sitting there thinking like damn man.
Speaker 4:You think about some of these shows and movies back in the day. They were not PC.
Speaker 2:And OJ, that's what a.
Speaker 1:Nautberg OJ was on it. Yeah, nautberg, yeah, wow, no, they couldn't make it's Naked.
Speaker 2:Gun. That's Naked Gun, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, naked Gun was hilarious Well.
Speaker 2:Naked Gun, and those are the same characters, right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1:Nautberg was on there, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Naked.
Speaker 2:Gun. That's the.
Speaker 1:Wilson, that's funny and he remember.
Speaker 2:Naked Gun 33 and the third.
Speaker 1:Oh, the, what about the police academy? Oh?
Speaker 3:those. Yeah, I used to like those.
Speaker 1:That first one, the first one had me in stitches. I know I had watched that movie First, and the second one At least like 12 times yeah.
Speaker 2:The second one went up that horse right. Was that the second one?
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think that was the second one they I've watched all of them, so I'm sitting there, yeah, because it kind of went downhill after the second yeah, after no I still liked them. I watched them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but when?
Speaker 2:I didn't. I didn't care too much for Bobcat, but you didn't like. I like Bobcat. I understand what the fuck he was saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I liked them. Then you had well, was it Winslow? Michael Winslow? Yeah, the sound effects.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was great.
Speaker 2:No, but when that dude, when a mouser went up that horse, you remember that and he he got, he was on a bike or something and they went up the horse's ass. Oh okay. Then they saw him in the in the formation. I'm over the hair, all slipper yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh hell no.
Speaker 1:No but the black.
Speaker 2:What's it what you say? The black dude name was.
Speaker 1:I think it was Michael Winslow, yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude. I actually just saw a video about him doing music.
Speaker 1:Oh really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I think he did one of.
Speaker 2:he's one of the legends Zeppelin songs or whatever. He can sing a little bit and that dude he was talented. He was talented, you know he just I, just, I just saw it on YouTube.
Speaker 4:I like to sit up there and make those, like those sound effects, oh my goodness, I know I was trying to practice after he was seeing that, yeah, you do. All right, you know I can't do it.
Speaker 2:They make the helicopter sound and you the bullet sound, gun sound, everything he actually made all those. Yeah, that's making so bad.
Speaker 1:I wonder like how old was he? When he's just sat up there and black oh, I can make these damn sounds. I mean like was he a little kid or.
Speaker 3:Right or boy or what.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You just sitting up here thinking like, damn, he's just sitting up there and he was probably messing with the teacher, Right? He's like yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, I had a friend. Oh no, everybody get down, they're shooting outside.
Speaker 1:And this dude was sitting back here like, well, no math test today, right? That's hilarious. Oh, what were you going to say?
Speaker 2:You had one out of a friend of mine. We call him J Bird. He passed on that but he used to do that in class like make goat sounds and shit Animal sounds, but the teacher writing on the board oh, that's what he was sitting there like. I know, I know he don't want to hurt that damn goat. Yeah, buddy.
Speaker 1:What was anybody in the class clown?
Speaker 2:Everybody was a class clown. I'm sure I made seven, eight up.
Speaker 3:Boy. I admit his school was off the chain with with knuckleheads.
Speaker 1:So you was a class clown, Joe.
Speaker 2:I was one of five to six.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was one of five.
Speaker 4:Do y'all have a black teacher or a white teacher?
Speaker 2:We had a couple black ones, but most of them were white. Oh, that's why you can be a class clown?
Speaker 1:No, Are you you was cutting up in front of the black teachers.
Speaker 2:Oh well, I mean.
Speaker 1:I wasn't cutting up bags, man, my dad, my dad, what my?
Speaker 2:thing was you would. I would just say like fun, Like you did all your work for this stuff.
Speaker 4:Oh, then you cut up, okay.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know, it wasn't being like this rough.
Speaker 2:It's just that you got to like. When I went to school, I had so many siblings that went before me and all the teachers taught the same shit, Right? So?
Speaker 4:you got everything done anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much. Even the punishments, like they will tell you like oh, you've been talking in class or making noises, so you write, I would not make talking class.
Speaker 4:Those teacher didn't have a thousand times Right, we see the bag and pull out a thousand a month. No, teacher didn't have the paddle Right. Did y'all get the paddles? Yeah, I had a paddle.
Speaker 3:They didn't Okay.
Speaker 2:Or they would put you outside.
Speaker 1:Did you have a wooden?
Speaker 2:paddle Huh.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:They would put you outside the room and teach you it you all. You hear a bunch of noise like, and they come back in the room crying.
Speaker 4:I got it once.
Speaker 2:I got a paddle one time in front of everybody, and then the principal's right in front of the class. I don't know what he did, but he probably ain't gonna do it no more.
Speaker 4:Close it. I just got it once First grade.
Speaker 3:First grade, I think I had.
Speaker 2:We got a ball with two paddles.
Speaker 1:I think I got it One. I was cutting in the lunch line. I was literally just the pizza. They are just cutting the lunch line and it was like nigga. I swear to God, that was seventh grade and then I think I got a paddle one in eighth grade. I think I got one.
Speaker 2:I'm sitting there thinking about that Now I think I might sue. I think I got a paddle for cutting in the lunch line. I think I got one in nine and 10.
Speaker 3:Oh damn, I was like in the fifth, I was in the fifth, I think fifth grade, and the fifth and sixth grade, I think, yeah, y'all Memphis was in the sixth.
Speaker 1:It seemed like a bunch of our paddles are coming like year you know, back to back year.
Speaker 2:Seventh, eighth grade, you gotta think fifth, sixth grade. I thought Joe Clark was bad. That motherfucker we had, that motherfucker got a strap on his shoulder. He had a 30 on the other side.
Speaker 3:What the hell he was in business, he wasn't playing with y'all and he said we don't suspend people here, kid.
Speaker 2:Put them fingers on the wall.
Speaker 3:Then the rulers, y'all. What about the rulers?
Speaker 2:I ain't do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no we ain't y'all yeah I went to the student. They went straight jazz.
Speaker 1:He did that too, yeah, I know I either had to stand in a corner or the teacher would draw a circle on the board and you had to put your nose in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just sit there.
Speaker 1:Then I got to, and then you couldn't take your nose off the.
Speaker 2:We got older and you know, I saw him when he was. I'd seen him when he was an old man. He said man, that was none but a starter pistol. Y'all thought it was real.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's funny. But you would. You were a kid, you like man, you know you start thinking all the time.
Speaker 2:It wasn't real son, it was just a starter pistol, right. But it worked though, didn't it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it worked I could picture Joe in the bathroom. He come in there, joe singing fairies song. Let's hear the school song.
Speaker 1:Joe Right right man fairies song Just a man.
Speaker 2:And then we had one white teacher right. He wouldn't let you come in If your hand was nappy. He would make you go outside and comb it.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait. Please tell me it was a black teacher. No, he was white. Oh my God, white teacher no.
Speaker 3:He said go out and comb your hair. They wouldn't be in the kitchen.
Speaker 2:He come in here like that, going to comb your hair.
Speaker 1:People coming there with their hair nappy.
Speaker 2:Man we coming from recess. See, you had grass in your hair and all kinds of shit. He wouldn't let you in the room without a belt. You had to have a belt on. Yeah, they bought you a belt. I'm going to Mr Phil's room. They bought you a belt. Man, you ain't gonna give you a belt. I'm gonna see you the most of the day.
Speaker 1:That was good. I had to go in there later, right.
Speaker 2:But he would. All of you would have to go in there with your belt and your shirt tucked in. That was good.
Speaker 1:That's good. I think that's the more good your shit's gotta be lined up in there.
Speaker 2:Two of you walked in, All the boys. You checking the boys.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'd have been fine In his class. A lot of schools. I made sure I was Right. You were just a guy. No, that's the thing.
Speaker 4:Where I went to school in Texas, that's you had to wear at least a polo. Uh-huh, you had to have your shirt tucked in, right, that's short.
Speaker 2:That was just his class, though. That was just that.
Speaker 4:That was a school wide, you couldn't wear sports attire. None of that, wow. Damn you went to a private school.
Speaker 1:No, what we didn't have school uniforms man.
Speaker 4:No, it wasn't a school uniform, you just said polo.
Speaker 3:You just said polo, y'all all had that polo shirt, y'all all had that polo shirt they want you to have on.
Speaker 2:You can't be out here looking for raggedy. That school uniform. Y'all had school uniforms. Yes, we did In high school.
Speaker 1:In high school we had to wear collared shirts. Uh, you couldn't have facial hair unless you was a senior. Oh wow.
Speaker 3:No, I was a private school.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:I think now, uh, when a certain famous person got there, they would sit up in there with cornrows, right, and I was like, okay, so this cat on the cover of sports illustrator, he get to wear cornrows and everything. Uh-huh, we don't they telling us to cut your hair. You can't have facial hair. We didn't have collared shirts, what the hell.
Speaker 2:They prefer them. But then back in the days they didn't really have pullovers like that, Everybody had collared shirts.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Butterfly collar was in baby.
Speaker 3:I had a freshman, my freshman high school English teacher. He was so damn crazy. You had to have your pencil. You come in the class and nobody got no pencil. He would sharpen the pencils with a little knife and have a lead on the damn pencil like that and if you break it he was horrible, he would break out with a hair. Here, give you this pencil, but you better not break that damn lead.
Speaker 1:And remember the big fat pencils? Yeah, it wasn't the number two pencil, but sometimes they have you with it. It was like a fatter, it was like blue or something You're like.
Speaker 2:What the hell.
Speaker 1:We're bad with shit. We reminiscing. I know, I know when I started school it went by eight colors in the cram box. Eight Damn Joe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no See he remember what I bet you. What about eight colors in the cram box? We're no 24, 12, 36.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not excited. I do remember having eight of them.
Speaker 2:I think I remember seeing If you have one of some green, yeah, first started. I was in yellow and put that shit together.
Speaker 1:I do remember, I think, having like 64.
Speaker 2:Remember they had like 64?, and then they had the cram.
Speaker 4:That was later.
Speaker 2:That was later. That was later.
Speaker 3:When I started I said three down.
Speaker 1:Blue red black huh Eight. Red, green, blue, black brown, orange, yellow, white.
Speaker 2:Listen, they just had the color spectrum.
Speaker 1:The white cram was good for absolutely nothing. Not really, but it was in there. Why did they even make it?
Speaker 2:I don't know it was in there.
Speaker 3:I don't know why they made the white cram. I know it wasn't no green, because you had to make green.
Speaker 1:I remember having a green cram, orange and yellow.
Speaker 2:Damn, make that shit.
Speaker 1:God damn Joe Joe.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I know one, but like eight colors in them. I know what you're saying, that single.
Speaker 2:Big old, that was about this big yeah, yeah, yeah. It was about this big Then it had the. Crayola, you talking about the big crayons.
Speaker 3:He talking about the big ones.
Speaker 1:The big ones with the head start. Oh yeah, the big ones, the head start and the ones that get a little kid he talking about them, motherfucker, the ones that get a little head start Damn.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 3:Can you let his head hold? Little ones, Damn Joe. Hey, then you sitting out there.
Speaker 1:Hey, you ain't hold the crayon like that. You know, when they did like that, you was like oh yeah, that nigga's remedial yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's the old one you were like, yeah, you weren't always really fucked up when they test you out. Right, you know how they test you out in the first grade and shit. Yeah, all school had an A, b and C though One A, one B and one C. If you ain't had one of them, you're in special A. Oh hell.
Speaker 1:Hey, what did you all call?
Speaker 2:it.
Speaker 1:Did you all call it special A?
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, it was special. A yeah, All schools are good school though Did you all have like a? The special A kid got to high school next. They all like a mom, Because they took their time with them. So when you take your time with them and you use special A, they took your time and they didn't leave that area until you knew what the fuck you was looking at.
Speaker 4:Right right.
Speaker 2:But all the other classes you know, like using A that mother of a girl, they running, they off and running.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:And then if you fuck up an A in the semester, you can go back to B, you can go back up to A or you just have to yeah, next year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you finish it down in B, right so, but the B would be like fucking 60, 70 pages behind A Damn, damn. And a textbook.
Speaker 3:That's different.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:That's different.
Speaker 2:I'm serious, bro, that shit was crazy. And then went all the way up to like 8th grade At 8th B and C.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:Damn, I was like. I don't even remember any of that, you just had just regular.
Speaker 2:I remember a shit man. I mean, I know they had like the. I can't remember what I did yesterday. I can't remember that shit, Can't remember that shit back when you was young, oh yeah, we had a teacher that wouldn't let you count on your fingers. He'd beat your ass. He'd count on you, he'd get you counting and we'd count on your heads. Pow, she'd hit you.
Speaker 1:Hey, shit, I'll be sitting up here, I'll be sitting up here like this Under the desk God damn, how are you else supposed to count?
Speaker 4:You'd count on 4 minus 2, and everything had to be where you had to hit your head and you had to be able to do it in
Speaker 3:your head, that's how he's good at math, though, joe.
Speaker 2:Good is here with math, but that's how they do that. You couldn't use your fingers. Everything had to be in your head.
Speaker 3:That's just like over in Japan how they got to deal with those kids. They trained them kids and they be little as hell.
Speaker 1:Hey, oh look, I just thought about something. Somebody put this on the group chat. They showed a kid in Japan and they were whatever you know. He was doing something on the iPad and there was a whole bunch of stuff going down and you saw a little kid doing it and there was like schools in Japan, right. Then it said schools in America, and then the teacher and the students was all in the class doing the TikTok dance.
Speaker 3:Right, literally, though literally.
Speaker 1:I swear to goodness, man, is it crazy. Somebody put it on the group chat. I was like man.
Speaker 3:They had them kids sitting at the table and them little babies, be three and four years old.
Speaker 1:They learning stuff right now Right right right?
Speaker 2:Well, that's because over there the content of their TikTok is not allowed.
Speaker 3:Right, it's not what we got.
Speaker 2:No that ain't just China, though. Their content like our content the shit we see on TikTok. It's not allowed over there. Everything on their TikTok has to be educational.
Speaker 1:And they're the one that made TikTok.
Speaker 3:Exactly exactly.
Speaker 2:They're laughing at us, man, it's just a ratchet brain.
Speaker 3:America's been laughing stock.
Speaker 1:We've been laughed at, you know, for a long time.
Speaker 3:But we're still the world power. Right, but we're still the world power.
Speaker 4:We're still on the news. Who's the world power, Joe?
Speaker 2:It's conspiracy, joe. That's what the news say, allegedly. The news say we're the world power.
Speaker 4:but are we Uh-oh? Break it down for me, joe.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Enlistment in the military is down by like what? 20%. That's because military ain't allowed in nobody's hand, bullshit. They can't get nobody going there, motherfucker. Why do you want to go? It's harder to get in the military, though, If you're a motherfucker. Take a motherfucker zombie, they'd be signed up.
Speaker 3:Oh, what now?
Speaker 1:Army and Marines yeah.
Speaker 3:They're forced to.
Speaker 2:They're forced to look for gamers People that can fly drones and all that shit, gamers but they still want you to score a server.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm telling my son to do.
Speaker 4:They'll rib-rib-ribrigate.
Speaker 1:He wanted to be a pilot.
Speaker 4:He wanted to be a pilot.
Speaker 1:You need to fly these drones.
Speaker 2:That's what it's called Muffer Game. Never saw that. They got them guns. Still got shipping oil on it.
Speaker 1:You can do a lot with them, man. Them drones now filming uh football practices, yeah. Because, like when we play Allegedly filming football.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:I'm saying no, no, I'm being for real, like when you're practicing look, they have.
Speaker 2:Why you think y'all lost two years in a row your sideline. No, no, no, I ain't even talking about that.
Speaker 1:I'm saying, if you're actually like practicing, if you're practicing you got the end zone copy oh yeah, I got it, yeah, so now, no, they got it over top now. Yeah, I know, uh, so you're sitting up here like what the hell?
Speaker 2:because you got different angles. Years ago some people started using them for Pop Warning Games.
Speaker 1:They call it the wide copy and then now they doing it with the drone.
Speaker 2:I'm like good, some of those drones just sit there for hours in there.
Speaker 1:That's a real good one. Yeah, sit there for hours and then that's what's said. You know, lil.
Speaker 2:And then you ain't even got to fly, you just let it sit there, yeah, y'all.
Speaker 3:And when the battery comes, run down, it'll go up, it'll return and landing on the charger.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. Wow, that's man who came up with this.
Speaker 2:And if you, got one he's said to pay like $1,600 for it.
Speaker 1:Oh, he got a real good one. I know Big Ray, he has some real good ones you can.
Speaker 2:Because he brought it down there for like family union or whatever. And then he shot that bitch up in the air and it disappeared. You couldn't see.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he hit the button it came home and landed oh wow. God that's, man that's.
Speaker 3:So do they got footage on there, like of what it? Well, whatever, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, whatever you record, yeah, but he's probably just sitting up there getting different fend man, that's.
Speaker 1:They got the ones that you can have it connected to your phone and just follow you, Like say you want a bike, yeah, yeah, yeah, some people do that like they own a bike or they, like you said, and then you come out your house, you run it down your street, yeah, like wherever you go, and the drone is just Follow you the whole time, and then you just that's crazy, Like modern technology. Just think back in the day, when we had like three channels.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, watching Black and White TV. They go off Y'all watching.
Speaker 2:Kung Fu. I bet you you never thought you'd go from party line to that.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:On the date line chat.
Speaker 1:Talk again. Yeah, you can get dates.
Speaker 3:I'm leaving leaving voice messages.
Speaker 2:But you got a party line, that's crazy, A party line.
Speaker 4:yeah.
Speaker 2:What you talking about. Joe Back in the day, they didn't have enough lines for the phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you just pick it up.
Speaker 2:You had one line in the neighborhood, so you had to wait. And so your neighbor get off the phone, so you use the phone. I ain't got no party line you call them up and fuck it up, but you was a you just pick up and say, hey, man, I got a bunch of you. You need to get off the phone. Damn, I don't remember that. Hang up on her. You been on the phone for two hours. Then you go see this motherfucker.
Speaker 4:He's mostly out in the country, and then they hang up the phone, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:They call it a party line and eventually they went to private line.
Speaker 3:Right, okay, damn no that is see.
Speaker 1:Remember Bobby Brown said it on Mr Telephone man. Remember he said I ain't got no party line.
Speaker 3:Yeah that shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:That is crazy. And then you got your nose in the neighborhood picking up your shit, trying to enlist what you got to say.
Speaker 1:You'd be like I'm talking about your nosey ass. You can hear him though.
Speaker 2:Miss Barbara, you can pick up the phone. You can hear what's mine on it. Ah shit, somebody on the damn phone, man, what's it to say? Nosey bastards.
Speaker 1:Then you're there to go click and hang up, or that's when you sit up here.
Speaker 2:You're talking about it.
Speaker 1:You on the phone. You tell your chick you'd be like, hey, I'm going to call you about eight o'clock. I'm a hanger, I'm gonna call right back. Rinch, then she's supposed to call you back Cause then you know if her brother or her dad pick up, you know he ain't giving you the phone. He'd be like, see if he was witty like now. And you calling and the dad's in a pair of wondering, like what? You calling my daughter for nigga? The same reason you calling her mother.
Speaker 3:So I can dig that ass out nigga. Allegedly.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:See yeah just pay.
Speaker 2:That man somebody say that shit to me. I ain't gonna hunt them, motherfucking down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what they say in a pair, fuck yeah, hey Joe. Say some shit like that to me. Say call bastard, so I don't hunt you down. I love that little girl.
Speaker 2:live hey drag you out in the street and shoot you like a dog.
Speaker 1:Can I speak to your daughter please, mr Joe?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Joe Shit.
Speaker 1:I like your daughter, Mr Joe.
Speaker 4:I know, I know they used to. I used to ride got boys. They used to give me that.
Speaker 1:Look, joe like damn.
Speaker 2:They used to come up and they got two.
Speaker 1:No, but they. How was it when?
Speaker 2:they were in high school, the girls used to bring boys and dad, this is throwing them. You know he wants you meet. He wants to meet you. I'll be there, what's up. What's up. He'd be like how you doing. So what do you want? You know, and that shit.
Speaker 2:But when it was in high school I was in pretty good shape. Then they were all fucking scared. So there's like I walk off the bleachers. But it sounded like Godzilla coming through the mouth. Boom, boom, boom. He purposely doing that shit. 230 pounds of goddamn muscle coming out. That damn bleachers, boom.
Speaker 3:You gotta walk that heavy?
Speaker 2:Yeah, tell me, you gotta let them know. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You don't go down the steps you go down the bleachers.
Speaker 2:Boom, boom, boom. Make all that noise for no damn reason.
Speaker 1:All that noise Right.
Speaker 2:They don't know.
Speaker 3:They don't know. They don't know.
Speaker 2:You let them be, they will be. You be sitting up in the high school.
Speaker 4:You be sitting up in the high school football game. I know I mean I was always on the field, but if we ever did go to another school game or something like that, you know kids nowadays they be cussing around.
Speaker 3:They don't care about respecting. Oh, that's an older person.
Speaker 1:I couldn't do that right now.
Speaker 2:You gotta check them. Hey, man, watch your mouth dawg. Come on you can talk at you.
Speaker 1:You can have them hurt somebody's job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they say like that. I tell them hey, you say something you might have to knock somebody's kid out. I tell them that's what I used to tell them Go get your parents, they can beat their ass.
Speaker 3:You know For real.
Speaker 2:I don't fight kids, but go get your mom and dad.
Speaker 3:I beat both of their ass.
Speaker 2:Hey, you got something they'll try you.
Speaker 1:Don't let me get to the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, their kid's nowadays.
Speaker 1:I just think it's like they don't have social skills. They don't, because they live like on the internet, so you can sit up here and you can puff your chest out and all that you know what killed our kids. We puffed our chest out like in person. Exactly. You know what killed our kids.
Speaker 2:The Disney Channel. Oh my god, oh shit, you watch every Disney show with kids on the little.
Speaker 3:Look every.
Speaker 2:Disney got down. So I ever watched with them kids, them kids be talking shit to their parents, all that shit. I had to check them.
Speaker 4:Give me an example.
Speaker 2:Look at one of them.
Speaker 4:Hannah Montana and all that sneaky.
Speaker 3:Those are the girls.
Speaker 1:My girls watch shit like that.
Speaker 3:It actually started with that.
Speaker 1:What really?
Speaker 3:happened with these kids. It actually started in about 95. No, no, not 95. 2000 is when it started, when they told the kids that your parents can't whoop you no more, and so they start telling them, kids, that and so those are those kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have rights.
Speaker 3:Those are these kids right now that don't respect authority, don't respect police, they don't respect anybody. And so in these parents that will go up to the school because you said something to their kids those are these kids right now, at that era when they were like 4 or 5 years old Back then we're getting in trouble.
Speaker 1:It's just like, oh okay.
Speaker 2:No, now you can't even say nothing to them and then fixing different meals for the motherfuckers. Yeah, all of that, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:All of that, they ate one meal and if you hungry, sit down and eat. You know you want to be talking about. I don't want that. I don't want that.
Speaker 2:If you go to the house right now, it'd be 4 motherfuckers in a half. This motherfucker have steak and eggs.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker have macaroni and cheese. That motherfucker eat cereal.
Speaker 2:This motherfucker drinking coffee.
Speaker 3:Because they talking about they don't eat something. And we got to get back to that. You just got to get back to you just don't get a choice.
Speaker 1:They said they got to give you fucking food, but that's the thing they be like. Oh well, I have rights. Yeah, that part you ain't got. No rights You're going to get on rights to you 18.
Speaker 3:You don't get them there. And you can't even call the police to come and get them. No more, the police will come out and check out the scene and they leave. You know they used to take them. You know they take them on down to the movie.
Speaker 2:One of my family members went through that and the police told her that you cannot change the locked on the house because the kids are minor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you used to get them out of there for a minute, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:We were scared straight, we were scared, straight, you could tell us something we would get it right.
Speaker 2:Her mama didn't tell us. She just pulled the cup off while you were sleeping.
Speaker 3:Start beating your ass, you're right.
Speaker 2:You be sleeping good too, boy. And I was saying, you know, a lot of times you know it coming, so you try to sleep with the shit, right up there. So you can have some kind of like recovery time before the belt come down on you.
Speaker 4:Y'all don't get your ass whipped as a kid. You just like when I get older, I'm getting out of there.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I'm moving out of here. He got hit with the Kool-Aid spawn.
Speaker 4:The spatula you did good you allowed the talk. No, no, no, that was after they left the room. Joe, you see that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're saying it to yourself, you're saying it to a sibling or something, thinking that shit, that's all I'm going to think.
Speaker 2:I was just glad it was over with.
Speaker 1:Like I'm going to run away.
Speaker 4:If I run away.
Speaker 1:That's funny. Of course we ain't running away, ain't nobody got nowhere to go? See the nearest house was a mile away.
Speaker 2:What the fuck you done got to do?
Speaker 1:I'm going to go to the bathroom. That's true.
Speaker 3:That's man. That's man. Joe Joe got some different shit going on down there.
Speaker 2:Going on down in Alabama. That was something different.
Speaker 3:Go ahead and lay your goddamn stomach and bring it back.
Speaker 2:I was just going to tell you See what line is it Then you going to come back, then you going to come back, then you going to come back, then you going to take a bag, go to bed, and then you cook Damn. That's cold blood, that's when she mad, when she make a mad shit. You made a mad one time.
Speaker 3:You good, that's all it is too.
Speaker 4:I remember having to sit at the table until my plate was done.
Speaker 2:Oh, that means you had no problem with that. Oh, you're a hell. One of them, one of the different meals I hated peas.
Speaker 1:I couldn't stand peas, do you like them now?
Speaker 4:or not, no, I still like them.
Speaker 2:What kind of peas you talking about?
Speaker 4:Green peas.
Speaker 2:I love black-eyed peas.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about canned green peas. I can not eat them. I ain't never had them.
Speaker 1:Never had green peas, can't green peas.
Speaker 2:They had them in school, but you could just get them. Black-eyed peas, we ain't never had them shit like that.
Speaker 3:I'm serious, Just like how people buy the corn, the peas and the canned and green beans and shit.
Speaker 2:We ain't never had them. Shit like that, we ain't never had that.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, it's different.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you, I'll be honest with you Canned peas, a lot of peas, Corn they pour right in there.
Speaker 1:I did like cream stuff.
Speaker 2:I like that shit.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, cream-style corn, I had that in.
Speaker 2:I like corn Cakes and shit. We didn't have no fucking Stobok cakes. Mama, you make all that shit.
Speaker 3:No, y'all probably had the your mama's was Joe.
Speaker 1:Joe sound like the bougie one.
Speaker 4:You're right, he said like, he said the bougie stuff, everything from scratch.
Speaker 3:Everything from scratch.
Speaker 2:They was pulling the shit out of them.
Speaker 1:We been the field from we been like the had the Stofors to lean cuisine, to have bologna Bologna sandwich.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, it was just me and my father, he'd go to work.
Speaker 1:You can eat some cereal. Make yourself bologna sandwich. Don't open up the door.
Speaker 3:Or, if you leave, go over to Miss.
Speaker 1:Noby's house.
Speaker 3:You gotta be that one. The bologna with the red, the red.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do remember, dave, my mom. She got the job, the really good one, and we were no food in the fridge. We opened that motherfucker up ten times in some appearing you never done that. Yeah, keep opening that motherfucker up and shitting this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Oh shit I ain't shooting an egg back there.
Speaker 4:If you hungry, you gonna find something.
Speaker 2:No, but I'm just saying those shit just started appearing in there. Yeah, egg right there.
Speaker 1:And that's when you start making that sugar sandwiches. They got that egg salad sandwich there in our lives boy, yeah, and you put it into the little cinnamon bread. Or the uh. What is it? The bread? What's your uh?
Speaker 4:you know what I'm saying, but you put the butter.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, oh yeah, you put the butter in the thing you be like man, I'll make me about four slices of this Ketchup sandwich.
Speaker 3:I'm good for the day, all of it. We take that.
Speaker 2:I cannot eat any of it. You absolutely had to. We found two I don't think I can do this, and some mayonnaise nigga made about five sandwiches. God.
Speaker 1:Y'all Serp sandwiches. Yeah, you got a bowl of them over there.
Speaker 2:Put that bread, you lay it on. That thing made about five sandwiches.
Speaker 3:He's not laying on that thing, Shit, I'm telling you though. Yeah, we lived in Memphis too. Shit, we was starving. They had to cook a pan of cornbread to be between 20 kids. You had to get your hand. Yeah, that was it. We had to struggle.
Speaker 2:They cook a pan of cornbread.
Speaker 3:We just mashed it all up and put buttermilk on it.
Speaker 1:Shit, we had no buttermilk to put on it.
Speaker 2:So I'm saying you better eat that down for a bread Sit down.
Speaker 3:We had chicken. We had a count at the corner store.
Speaker 1:Go down there and tell them man, let's get $2. Yeah, till payday. You ain't from the hood, unless you got one of them. Our mama go down there, and that bill ran up to about $30.
Speaker 3:Because we done been going down there trying to get us a front, because we hungry. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember that we used to get off the bus. We used to get them dollar food stamp. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hell, yeah we didn't need a book with them. We need a book with the five.
Speaker 4:Going there getting a loaf of bread.
Speaker 1:You write it down.
Speaker 4:Where the bus dropped us off. My aunt Tump had a little convenience store, so me and my brother going there, she always give us a little bag of chips. She's like, oh, he wants some pigs feet.
Speaker 3:But she was our auntie, right, uh-huh.
Speaker 4:Little did I know. My grandfather was coming down here picking us up paying for her, who thought we was just getting stuff for free.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:You don't need everything.
Speaker 3:You don't need my family, my big red.
Speaker 4:you know everybody's big red yeah big red is good.
Speaker 3:Right there, boy.
Speaker 1:I know right them soldiers hard to find.
Speaker 2:Man, we should get them now. I get a goddamn can of pot of meat and crackers.
Speaker 3:That too, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, you do the hamburger. Remember, my father makes sometimes the hamburger and pork and beans, the little gula Shit. I am telling you they're good, don't?
Speaker 2:let all this shit go. Don't let all this shit fool you right now though We'll get them pork and beans and cut the half.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing, though. See, that's the difference, because if you lose everything and you got to go back to that, oh, I was like shit, nigga, I'm going to be fine. It ain't like I ain't seen this before.
Speaker 3:That's the thing. But see these kids. They never did this before.
Speaker 1:They wouldn't know what to do Hell.
Speaker 2:No, they're robbing month, they're robbing robbing somebody.
Speaker 3:I'm a DR Because.
Speaker 1:I need to go eat at Benny Hunters. Man you sitting here like that. Hey, is Benny Hunters good for first dates?
Speaker 2:Ha ha ha, we're going to go there.
Speaker 4:Not according to the list Not according to the list who them females, is.
Speaker 2:Oh you saw the list. I like the cheesecake.
Speaker 3:That's some unrealistic shit. That's the 35 to 39 year old that's ridiculous, that's not even realistic.
Speaker 1:And they did that seriously. No, but I'm good man.
Speaker 2:You see, that same chick on that she backtracked because she got drug across the internet. She deserved to she backtracked now though. That one that was sitting there talking.
Speaker 3:She didn't want to go on the cheesecake.
Speaker 1:I was just. Hey. I bet you homeboy going to have three chicks showing up. If y'all went live on IG or whatever it is, I bet you he going to have three coming down.
Speaker 2:I'll take her spot. People calling my job.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, you got to be careful now going viral, because your life can go to change.
Speaker 2:People calling my job and asking I be fired.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, that's crazy, I think she made him laugh that shit up. Anybody calling him job, Anybody then she talking about the comments?
Speaker 4:I didn't know they could be so hateful. Get that shit out of all these restaurants.
Speaker 1:Right right Now, because remember we talked about some that if remember we did, I did say Chipotle. But the only reason I said that I'm just going like first. Now, if you want to go there, there's nothing to matter with it, but I'm just going like if you are going for a first date.
Speaker 2:But I'm in. I was going to say yeah.
Speaker 3:That's food, but you got to understand. What kind of understanding do you and this person have for a first date? That's the thing.
Speaker 1:But even when they talk about like chilies and that was like what.
Speaker 2:You got to understand. I go there for a lot of females, just 10th day Just want to eat.
Speaker 3:That's the truth.
Speaker 2:That is they just want to eat and they want to pay for it.
Speaker 3:Once a life, a true story it's all of this.
Speaker 4:And they'll go on a date with you just to get a meal. Yeah, you know she says no, like no, there's something Right, and she wants to go to like no boo or no, boo. Oh, she's 44. We ain't going on a date, I'm so fucking rider. That's just not me so crystals.
Speaker 3:Stupid that's stupid.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you.
Speaker 1:About four to five. They know you, you don't need to do all that. You know what I mean yeah, we go sit down the damn parking Talk, we go get some damn coffee. You know what I mean. They was funny because coffee was even on there it was, it was.
Speaker 3:And these girls are serious, though that's what's sad. They serious, yeah, they serious about what they're saying. No boo Right.
Speaker 4:You got to work your way up to that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Or work your way down.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Suck it, bitch, really, really.
Speaker 3:Is this what we doing? Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I knew it was going to start crawling eventually, we had to get that.
Speaker 4:We had to get this.
Speaker 2:I know I went on a date from the internet once.
Speaker 1:Oh, you had an internet date.
Speaker 2:Man, that motherfucker wanted to go to Westgate. You know me, I'm kind of 50 anyway, so I'm going to Westgate. I'm thinking to myself shit, this motherfucker going to try to get me $8,000.
Speaker 3:No, she is, and I'm simple and you can read.
Speaker 2:You can read when the motherfucker's like it was like why you want to go here.
Speaker 1:So you cool with like let's hit Applebee, so let's hit Chili.
Speaker 2:Let me just yeah, but the thing is, though, you know right out the back when y'all ain't into each other.
Speaker 4:Why you still want to go out.
Speaker 1:Yeah you're right.
Speaker 2:Why you still want to go out and get drunk.
Speaker 3:You know y'all ain't into each other, though you know me. Right, am I trying to eat or am I trying to get to know this?
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:It's my thing. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Exactly. I don't know, I'm just different.
Speaker 4:I don't know. Like I said, you're grown, I don't know, you say we ain't winning on more internet dates yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't have that.
Speaker 3:Some chicks.
Speaker 1:I swear to God they probably just be on there, like, just like.
Speaker 2:OK, I'm hungry, I want to get some fun. They do, they do, you see it. You see it in the club, though, like if I go to the club, how you going to go to the club and fight out they expecting something and then wait for them.
Speaker 1:But then you ordering drinks, right you?
Speaker 2:want to pay for yourself.
Speaker 3:You don't even drink. And then now you ordering a $50 shot of what you mean.
Speaker 2:Oh my, my friend want to drink that.
Speaker 3:I don't know, your motherfucking friend, that part them, them chicks. They trying to pick you, they trying to pick them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I buy you a drink, yeah. My friend, I ain't buying you but one.
Speaker 3:Shit. I buy you a drink. What? What we doing, how you doing what?
Speaker 1:you drinking. You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. But then they sit up here and they look at you with a yeah, yeah, with the old, the squinty face Like the stink face. Yeah you're like, wait, wait, hold on. He said the stink face. I mean, hey, I think my love is valuable.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:You know Some over there.
Speaker 2:They don't think like that, but the thing is, though, I think, like your boy said, they didn't devalue the man to the point where all we is just to pay for shit. I mean for nothing else.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I mean, guys are natural providers, but we shouldn't be looked at that way.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. We are reduced to that and that's it. Just live with it, god damn it.
Speaker 3:That's what it is.
Speaker 2:I don't even fuck who you meet. They can want you to pay for these.
Speaker 3:But the truth of the matter is this with this right here, so a lot of these chicks too. Ok, they got that mentality. Ok, if you finna pay, they already have the mentality. Oh, he trying to fuck. Ok, we just going to put it out there he trying to fuck.
Speaker 3:And in her mind, she already knowing that she going to fuck him. So if you are going to take me on a date, this is how I want to, how I want this date, I want this day to pay for what you want to. Like you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:It is what the mentality of somebody is Right, like you got to pay the play. Exactly, you got to pay the play.
Speaker 2:So that is the mentality. I didn't say that Can.
Speaker 3:I ask you a question. The woman wanted to though right. In five minutes you will know if you're going to have sex with that man. Absolutely.
Speaker 2:A woman wouldn't know that I'm slow Say that yeah, because it's started dinner, but they want to try they high-mow.
Speaker 3:It's started dinner. I'll just give you the money you know, that shit here, who knows?
Speaker 2:within five minutes, then she can go, I go through the motion. If you just say it right, look you going to get the ad. Ok, god damn, we going to be in a hundred minutes Exactly.
Speaker 4:Exactly. Tell me a front the women.
Speaker 3:they want to play. They want to play high value, though, like they high value.
Speaker 2:We go to Cheesecake Factory, two-part yeah.
Speaker 4:You going to tell me a front, like you said a front, you going to get the ad though, Shit. Maybe we could go somewhere else. Hell yeah, Can I shout hey?
Speaker 2:hey, hey, can I shout?
Speaker 4:No, I'm a good guy, how many times have you guys spent $200 on a meal and they?
Speaker 3:ain't got nothing, they ain't got nothing.
Speaker 1:True story, that's what you said in that period. You be like oh, I'm running to the ATM.
Speaker 3:You can't play yourself either, thinking that that's what you finna, get yeah.
Speaker 2:Some of the men have just fucked up and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:A lot of them are.
Speaker 1:A lot of them are, but you know.
Speaker 2:But the thing is, as a man, you know you are your lead.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Absolutely, you know it. You know it's levels to this shit. Absolutely, you know it's levels to this shit. If you been getting low on hanging fruit all your life, nigga, you ain't gonna get no 10 off the internet.
Speaker 3:That part like but they fall for it. They fall for it, joe, they fall for it, the 10.
Speaker 2:It's just like nigga get caught with the setup. Like you know what I mean. Like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, let's go back to me and it'll be a setup. The wife can set them up with some shit. Right right, right right you know that, bitch at your league, yeah.
Speaker 4:Ha, ha, ha ha. The guys are gullible, though they be thinking.
Speaker 2:You know though.
Speaker 1:That's when you calling all your boys hey man this is just sad. I think I got me one.
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha ha. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Hey, I've been skeptical.
Speaker 2:I've been like hey, you know what? You know? I ain't never had nobody look good as you. Why is it so hot? This is kind of scary Out of the blue. Like yeah, I've been watching you all night. God damn you too cute for me.
Speaker 1:See, she probably sitting up there the whole time
Speaker 3:like, yeah, I'm about to soak his pockets dry Right you got to be aware, because females, I'll tell you, they gutter too. They be on this shit, some of them.
Speaker 2:But you got to know, but you, as a man, you got to know.
Speaker 3:You got to know what you do, Jones Right.
Speaker 2:It's just like I'm going to say it. It's just like just say it for a second, but you go get a damn hooker right.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:You know God damn well, hooker ain't got no dental plan. You know she, the police, you know what I mean. Like this motherfucker got a beautiful smile and shit. I don't pearl it white, right right right, you know. God damn. And she walking the street and you look at her. Teach her like buying horses.
Speaker 3:Look at the motherfucker teaching like shit.
Speaker 2:No, baby, you, the police, keep moving. You know what I mean. It is what it is. There's levels to the shit, right, right and people. As soon as we realize that you ain't a teen and you ain't going to get no teens, right Women, the same way, they think they tens.
Speaker 1:I let you send a pair of like oh, I'm going to get me somebody to play for the sons or for the cart. Knows her? Real talk, real talk. You send a pair of like this.
Speaker 2:And that's a whole other show. Right there, them damn sports figures and fucked up everything.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you it's like remember Samor.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Samor, remember that one. She said I like who the fuck like me, Literally.
Speaker 3:Yeah, real talk yeah.
Speaker 1:You like me, huh, Nick, I like you back. Oh, that's hilarious man.
Speaker 2:But it's like say it levels to it and then when you realize that, like I said, a lot of women be like you know I want somebody on my level, but you don't know what level you on. So how are you going to know what level you on? How are you going to be fine? Somebody on your level, on your level. True story.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That is true. And then you know a lot of people get judged the judgement on to this y'all that nigga ain't on my level but you don't know what level that nigga on. What is the level?
Speaker 1:That one, that is, that's true I rolled up in my Sanford Sun truck. You don't know what level, no, hey, and then you were right, and that's what they said and they said appear to be like hey, they don't even know like, eh, like a chipped up, yeah, but you just always see, you know, you like what's gotten to you to bust me out, Like like I rolled up in my old truck I would go to Rory.
Speaker 2:That big moment in all that yeah.
Speaker 1:That's right, that's what I was like. Don't judge a book by its cover.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, never judge a book by its cover man, but she had the same time. Once they found out they wanted to tee he in front of you then.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they did.
Speaker 3:That's exactly that part. No, that's weekend you was out of me.
Speaker 1:Now you want to tee he in my fucking yeah, yeah, now you trying to get in that pocket. You said tee he Gritty grubbers. Oh man, well, shit, hey, why don't we appreciate it?
Speaker 3:Yes, yes yes, you know you're welcome. Whenever it was fun, it was interesting.
Speaker 1:See we always we always enjoy having the uh a female perspective just because it's mainly because, but you know a lot of times I'm not going to say we don't beat up. We don't beat up female, mainly because of me.
Speaker 3:And if you do, I'm for it. I'm here for it because I got smoked.
Speaker 1:No, no that, but that's what I'm saying, because it's normally just all guys. And then we'll have uh, we had a young lady that joins the show from time to time. Uh, our home girl, yolanda, okay, uh, she sits, she sits in from time to time. So, when we had them, so it's always good to have that female perspective, so right.
Speaker 2:Good.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 3:I get that.
Speaker 1:The killers on Netflix is out Okay.
Speaker 2:Uh, Marvel's out there.
Speaker 1:Marvel's is out. And I gotta tell you I have been watching a lot of uh. I've been off this whole week anyway, I've been watching a whole bunch of movies on to be and you know what got me watching them. Remember when we was watching with uh, when uh Shara when you're all was in the percent, like, oh, he don't watch. There's some, obviously, we know there's some good shows on there, but I'm talking about, I'm watching some of the shows. I'll bring it up next week when he's here.
Speaker 2:But I don't really watch too much because it got down commercial.
Speaker 1:Oh see, I don't even mind that they longer than the movies, cause I I'm going to tell you right now, real quick, I'm watching sinister assistant. Now I had to uh, my bike was in the shop so I had to go pick it up, so I stopped it with like 20 minutes left. I swear to God, I can't wait to see the ending.
Speaker 2:I tell you what it's on to be, to be to be has some really good kung fu movies on it.
Speaker 1:Do they? Okay, I'm not to check it out, check them out, they come out. So support Netflix to be go watch Marvel's and let's think one again, for you know she is doing that for her, right there. All right, I'm out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, y'all no-transcript.