Uh-oh, oh yeah, sure, you don't want to get on. Look, look, he can hear.
Speaker 2:Look, you can hear, you can hear, come on, you can hear it in that mic right there.
Speaker 1:Yes, my brother. Yup, Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Yeah, we got a special guest. What happened? Joe was on time, but late again today.
Speaker 3:Hey, he's on, time for Joe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was on time for Joe.
Speaker 2:He got his own time zone. You already know, man.
Speaker 1:Hey, Joe said he's a superstar. That's right. He'll show up when he's ready.
Speaker 4:Like Jimmy and he came.
Speaker 1:What's that right there? Like Jimmy, what you sipping on which one of the uncles is that?
Speaker 3:Jack Daniels, uncle Jack.
Speaker 1:JD.
Speaker 3:Uncle Jack, 100 proof, 100 proof.
Speaker 1:You sipping on the JD Mm-mm-mm. Well, we're back after missing a week because everybody was enjoying the fireworks. But looking around the room I can see everybody still have all their fingers Right. We all good.
Speaker 3:Ain't nobody missing digits or hands?
Speaker 1:I heard Najee Harris. Somebody said he has like some type of little eye injury. They say it's minor and he'll be okay, but it was from like firecrackers.
Speaker 2:Firecrackers, fireworks or whatever. You can always play with the Giants. You ever heard of this nigga?
Speaker 3:named Fo' Extra, fo' Extra, fo' Extra. Is that a rapper? Just some nigga who was in the streets, oh no, with the Crip shit. Oh, I guess he allegedly blew off his hand while playing with fireworks.
Speaker 1:Just recently yeah.
Speaker 4:Last week. Every year man Somebody do it.
Speaker 2:M80 or something, but the thing is.
Speaker 3:The funny thing is apparently the nigga's like really willing to throw hands with anybody. Really, I don't know how he's going to do that now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, that is true.
Speaker 3:Like the nigga's known for just shooting the fair one with anybody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn.
Speaker 2:He ain't going to be able to do that no more Hell. No, that sucks, shout out to him.
Speaker 1:Which hand.
Speaker 3:Did he blow on Right or left? I think it was the right. Oh man Damn.
Speaker 1:Damn, that's the power hand.
Speaker 2:I thought it was the left hook. You gonna get with the left hook, yeah.
Speaker 1:That left hook gotta be mean Damn. Anyway, this is your boy, bosco, and sitting to my left.
Speaker 3:This be the one they call Christian. How you doing everybody Sitting to my left. We have a fellow unicorn. We got a guest.
Speaker 5:This is Kerry Jackson. Nah, nigga don't use your real name. Hey, that was my slave name. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:He said that was his slave name, unicorn in the sense that he is a.
Speaker 3:I am a black Phoenix Arizona native and he is as well, so sitting to his left, it's the one and only Rodeo Joe baby Ay. Is this real?
Speaker 2:The one and only.
Speaker 3:Superman is in the building.
Speaker 5:Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew, pew, pew pew pew pew pew, pew, pew, pew pew pew, pew, pew pew pew that shit look like spaghetti.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I said. That look like a bunch of spaghetti.
Speaker 2:I didn't think they made them that strong. No more. The M80 was dead right, Allegedly.
Speaker 3:Allegedly.
Speaker 1:Oh man, you know, they got some stuff back in the day. I thought the M80 was dead bro.
Speaker 2:They don't make them anymore. I didn't think so, boom. I don't think they can get the M80 no more. Think so, boom, they can get m80. No more than that used to crack the concrete shit I'm gonna. They used to throw them in the toilet and I'm gonna go to flushing them something still blow up. Oh hey, ain't that crazy m80, wasn't no joke. Tear a mailbox, the fuck up yeah but that's.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. Well, we got some uh interesting topics that folks want to talk about. You heard Joe?
Speaker 2:What you about to say. No, I was going to say we didn't really blow up mailboxes because we weren't ready to find our way home.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, especially there being there in the country.
Speaker 2:Where you live. The third mailbox on the left Ain't for two of them. You'll never find your way home.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that is true. That's how you should give directions back in the day.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 1:Now you sitting up here like oh, you got.
Speaker 2:GPS now.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, oh yeah, no GPS, oh yeah, sometime. Yeah, this nigga really blew off his hand.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this nigga really blew off his hand.
Speaker 1:So that's real.
Speaker 3:That's real. Started to GoFundMe For what Want to get a robot Pay his hand back?
Speaker 5:I don't know that's what he's going to need.
Speaker 2:He needs $6 million.
Speaker 3:He needs $28,000 to go $6 million.
Speaker 1:He's at $28,000?. That's what he needs.
Speaker 3:He needs $6 million. He's at 28,000?. That's what he needs. He needs six million. He's at 28,000.
Speaker 1:So okay, now I'm being for real. So the 28,000, is that like, just like for surgery, because obviously they're going to chop his hand off anyway.
Speaker 3:I really don't know.
Speaker 1:Dude, you can't put that back together.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can't put that back together.
Speaker 2:It ain't going to be no good, but you might try. Dude who want who?
Speaker 1:want that, hey, man.
Speaker 3:They make a glove for it. This nigga really blew off his hand.
Speaker 1:Dog that look It'll oh.
Speaker 2:They make a glove for it.
Speaker 3:Look, it's real yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I saw it. I saw it.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 3:Damn In the cast.
Speaker 1:So that was that post-surgery.
Speaker 3:Then yeah, that's post-surgery. This was a day ago.
Speaker 1:Well, shout out to that young fella, shout out to Fo Extra?
Speaker 2:I don't know how you going to get on with it. Maybe he'll get a commercial deal.
Speaker 3:We'll see.
Speaker 2:That's crazy dog. You know I'm going to say some fucked up shit Go ahead, joe.
Speaker 1:Hey, the thought, views and opinions of Alabama, joe, is that there, of his own Right, go ahead, and Joe is the one that's going to get us canceled.
Speaker 2:No, joe, be saying the craziest stuff. Man, you can always play with the Giants, though.
Speaker 1:And hey, Jason Pierre-Paul was still doing his thing. Yeah, actually, he just looked the same. No, he blew off a couple fingers.
Speaker 2:He can wear the same glove.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he blew off a couple fingers, man, this dude he's got to play on Tampa Bay right. Yeah, he's done now, right, or is he still playing?
Speaker 3:I don't know. He probably is done. Yeah, he probably is. He don't really have nothing else to Because I know it's been a minute.
Speaker 1:He was with the Ravens last time he was on the field, right, was he? I think so. I just remember him at the Giants in Tampa. Oh, he was with With the Ravens.
Speaker 4:Oh, hey, you can tilt it up a little bit Defensive end.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Hello folks.
Speaker 1:This it up a little bit in. Okay, yeah, hello folks, this is kj. Yeah, see, there you go. That's the special guest, guess, baby? Somebody said they wanted to talk about uh, okay, who wait? He said something, you said something.
Speaker 2:Y'all know how we do it, we this is our say something our weekly round table meeting, like you usually do every week. You offended me, that's all right.
Speaker 1:Oh what? Because you was late. No, you know what I'm talking about. Oh damn, see, now that was off air, though. Yeah, I know it don't count. Yeah, no, I ain't going to say nothing. Still offended me, though. Hey, is that Voltron? Yeah, it's Voltron. Okay, it is what it is.
Speaker 2:That's the Lions right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, remember, they had the cars.
Speaker 1:Yeah they had the cars.
Speaker 2:Now they had about 300 cars that made Voltron Damn.
Speaker 1:Like damn.
Speaker 2:You keep looking at that. I was looking at Jason.
Speaker 1:Pierre-Paul and we looking at fireworks incidents.
Speaker 3:Man, it was funny. Oh, I'm going to stop.
Speaker 1:No, that one cat.
Speaker 3:What's funny, though, is he did it on Fourth of July Other cat did his yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, that's the number one, ten years apart. I mean, do people sit up here? And I don't really know. I mean I will say they try to light it and quick and as I was throwing it it kind of popped, but I mean it ain't nothing.
Speaker 3:And see, they've always been illegal here up until recent, so I was never playing with them anyway.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying since that I don't know I might have been. We used to have them, them Bearcats, seven, eight, no.
Speaker 2:I was probably 10, 11.
Speaker 1:10, 11, 12.
Speaker 3:I was like man, I don't mess with them things, man, why they're legal here, I really don't understand.
Speaker 2:You got to pitch them. You can't draw back. Yeah, you got to try to throw that bitch. We used to do the craziest stuff.
Speaker 1:We put them in jars. You got to pitch them up.
Speaker 3:Put them in jars Inhumane stuff. We put a bunch of them in a hat bed. That's a bad idea. A bunch of shrapnel going everywhere.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you oh man.
Speaker 2:Cheering Shout out to Peter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, peter, I heard that shout out last time too.
Speaker 2:We put something in an ant bed. That's a bad fuck idea. Right there Bad.
Speaker 4:What did the ants do?
Speaker 2:Motherfucker got all over you. Shit in an ant bed. That's a bad fuck idea right there, bad.
Speaker 3:What did the ants do? Motherfucker, got all over you and shit, they won't die, only way they die is by squishing Motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:ain't dead boy. You got to come on to kill an ant boy. That? Zombies ain't no joke. You can't shake them off. When they hit, they start biting right off the bat.
Speaker 1:Hey, then you feel weird, you know, when you see An ant or you start getting itchy.
Speaker 2:You start feeling Getting the heebie jeebies.
Speaker 1:You're like man, like what in?
Speaker 2:the hell Itches to talk about. Yeah, y'all see.
Speaker 1:Like you, just like you start hitting your leg. Then you look back, just like the little Bush.
Speaker 3:Kind of like blowing up against your leg. And then everything is a thing that's making you itch, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Nah, that is, that's crazy boy.
Speaker 4:That's the truth.
Speaker 1:That's the truth. Everybody good though. Yeah, chilling. All right, Joe, Go ahead, Give us your story. I know you said something Nah.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to do that because I might offend some people.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, Joe.
Speaker 2:This is your slot. Like I said I will, We've already given the disclaimer.
Speaker 3:This is for the thought views and opinions of Alabama.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, this is for we don't fact check anything, so don't trust us. Yeah, joe will get his cancel.
Speaker 2:I was going to say I can understand lipstick lesbians, but I can't understand the other ones.
Speaker 1:I'm with you on that. Who said there's no such thing as lesbians?
Speaker 2:I said it there ain't no such thing as lesbians. You take a strap on, do tell you take a motherfucking strap on. How that going to make no sense. That don't make no sense. You just don't like me yeah.
Speaker 1:So you just don't like the dude, then right you just don't like me, and then you go get a motherfucker that look like me with the same attitude. What the fuck is that kind?
Speaker 2:of shit is that? Oh shit, you just ain't got the hardware.
Speaker 1:Boy, I tell you what.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying though he's not wrong people.
Speaker 2:He's not wrong I'm just saying, though, that don't make any sense to me. You know, like a lipstick lesbian, I can understand cause. She gorgeous. Her mom is gorgeous.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:But if you gonna get somebody that look like me, but then the lipsticks.
Speaker 3:They still pull out the dildos.
Speaker 2:I understand that, but if you gonna get somebody that look like me, you might as well get me.
Speaker 3:But, again speaking, I'm actually In support of you right now, cause, regardless they bring out the dildos, regardless, right.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:So is there really such a thing as a lesbian, or just somebody who?
Speaker 2:don't like niggas. Yeah, I think they just don't like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, that's just my opinion and ain't nothing to matter with that and they don't want to deal with the emotions, or yeah, because niggas are emotional too, or you sitting up here and be like oh he's too aggressive.
Speaker 2:Who are niggas? You know?
Speaker 3:These little bitch-made niggas that came out after 95.
Speaker 1:I was raised with them. They ain't nothing to do with being emotional. I was raised with them.
Speaker 3:Speaking of this is a weird transition, but we was talking about crying at movies and shit a few weeks ago.
Speaker 4:Oh, you cried at one.
Speaker 1:We was talking about crying at movies and shit a few weeks ago oh you cried at one Nigga. Which one? Coco, Don't say it dog Coco.
Speaker 3:Coco, wait, goddamn Disney movie, is that?
Speaker 2:the cat.
Speaker 3:No, that's the guitar.
Speaker 1:Can I excuse?
Speaker 2:myself, joe, it's all right being emotional dog.
Speaker 1:Listen, we're about right being emotional dog. Listen, we're about to have a therapy session.
Speaker 2:This nigga cried at Coco. Are you serious?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2:So I can see it turns of endearment or some shit like that.
Speaker 3:I've never seen it. Coco, coco.
Speaker 1:Did you watch Coco no?
Speaker 3:You ain't seen Coco.
Speaker 1:No, me neither. I wouldn't cry I can't say nothing about it?
Speaker 2:I ain't seen it. I have no idea. Okay, tell me what it's about. It's an animated movie.
Speaker 3:You said about a it's an animated Disney movie. Yes, it's an animated Disney movie. You said about a guitar. It made you cry, the, what you call it. The theme, the plot was about this little boy in Mexico who wants to be.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah he wants to be like a star guitar player. I know what you're talking about, and his great grandpa was that dude. Okay, yeah, yeah, that one. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good movie? I don't think.
Speaker 1:And it's been out for a while. It's a good movie? I don't think so, and it's been out for a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been out since 2017.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I don't see my tear duct fucking tearing up.
Speaker 3:No man. What's crazy about it, joe? I knew and I'm not going to give anything away, but I knew that what happened was going to happen and that shit still got me. Did it it? I can see that shit from a mile away.
Speaker 4:It still got me.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, I wasn't boo-hooing or nothing, but you still, I got misty-eyed.
Speaker 1:You mean, you teared up, I teared up, I did hey, Joe, ain't nothing about being teared up, man.
Speaker 2:It's the same thing as boo-hooing.
Speaker 3:I've been holding on to that for a couple weeks.
Speaker 4:I had to get on here and tell y' no, you didn't, specifically when this nickel was here.
Speaker 2:This is a judgment-free zone. We trying to get you. You want no judgment, then you go to.
Speaker 1:Planet Fitness. We want you to. I was listening to Brian's song, huh.
Speaker 5:Would that be my thing with Brian's song? You got a Brian song.
Speaker 1:Brian's song. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2:I saw that too, but I still ain't cry on that. I thought it was sad.
Speaker 1:Man Joe, you just tough, huh.
Speaker 2:No, I got emotions and shit.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's say emotions.
Speaker 3:I don't think he does Nah.
Speaker 5:I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 3:When's the last time you cried?
Speaker 5:Joe Nothing.
Speaker 2:I didn't cry, but I was a kid though. It was just a movie to me. That was the difference.
Speaker 3:So even back then he had no suspension of disbelief. I was of age, so I understand exactly what was going on.
Speaker 5:Just sip your drink, Joe Did you ever have any kind of things like that before. You need to talk into the mic. Have you ever ever saw a movie or some sort of a system that basically told you up inside or something like that, looking at it and all that? Any guys like that?
Speaker 2:I'm thinking hey, because I'll tell you what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1:I think Joby's sitting up here playing I think Dude't know hey cause. I'll tell you what I'm thinking. I think Joby's sitting up here Playing, cause I think hey man.
Speaker 2:Dude, you got kids. I know I tried to cry.
Speaker 1:You got grandkids yeah.
Speaker 2:But I tried to cry.
Speaker 4:He said I tried to cry, I tried to cry, I did.
Speaker 5:He said one tear, did like this and went back up.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:I'm serious dog. It came out in a different way, you know what so dog. That's why, no, I'm serious dog.
Speaker 2:I tried dog you a tough cookie dog. I tried, bro, but just I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1:You don't have no feelings. What if a young lady comes to you like? Oh do you love me? What you?
Speaker 2:gonna tell her. I don't say that unless I mean it.
Speaker 3:I respect that. That makes sense.
Speaker 1:I respect that. What does she say? If you tell me you love me, she'll, let you hit She'll let you hit.
Speaker 2:She'll say I love you. I don't say that unless I mean it. She I love you. He said I love you. I don't say that, that's not mean shit. I love you, I love you.
Speaker 3:I don't, though I don't say that that's not mean I've let that shit slip in stroke one time accidentally she put that powwow on you, she put that thang on me.
Speaker 1:Boy, god damn, you was like oh. I love you she put that.
Speaker 2:She put that.
Speaker 3:Joe, when's the last time you cried?
Speaker 2:I don't remember this is.
Speaker 1:Joe's therapy session.
Speaker 4:I remember you ain't never lose a fat, I think the last time I cried was 1991 what happened in?
Speaker 3:1991 that made you cry.
Speaker 2:I think it was 91 even when you had and I don't think I was drunk then though, oh my lord, that shit still counts listen, I was. I don't ever believe. Mainly, I cried because I didn't feel the way.
Speaker 1:I thought I should feel Joe was getting in touch with his softer side.
Speaker 3:No, I'm serious. You didn't feel the way you thought you were supposed to feel. We're on whole sex. Regarding what Par 30.
Speaker 2:No, okay, you want to know. I had a death in the family, that's what I mean, and I wasn't sad about it, so you cried, so you forced yourself.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, did you force yourself.
Speaker 2:Something like that I wouldn't. I just I didn't feel anything, so I just said Fuck.
Speaker 3:Well, were you not close to this To this person? What?
Speaker 5:That was my question too, yeah he did say fuck it.
Speaker 3:I did catch that.
Speaker 2:No, but I'm just saying I didn't feel the way I thought I should feel.
Speaker 1:Were you not connected to him, or what?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, not really.
Speaker 1:I guess. So then, so I'm like, I mean, I've been to a bunch of funerals.
Speaker 4:You'd be like no but, you know it's sad, I should have had some type of reaction or emotion.
Speaker 1:So, even now. I know your mom passed and this was after 1991. Yeah, you ain't cried here. No, this mother, I mean I act like I was there, but even cried when my mom passed.
Speaker 3:I mean, the last time I cried at a funeral, or the only time really, was when my sister died. But that was because, nigga, we found out through an obituary that she had died.
Speaker 5:Oh my goodness, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, wow, yeah. My fucking husband didn't even bother to tell us. That's funny Wow.
Speaker 1:Golly, you want to talk about something messed up.
Speaker 2:We need to get on the line of surgery.
Speaker 4:No we're well-rounded.
Speaker 1:Joe, this is what we do on this show. This is a therapy session.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like sad and shit.
Speaker 1:Ain't nothing to say. You don't cry. No ho, right. So I know if I'm not about to cry, I know you're not about to cry.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to cry about it.
Speaker 3:So you can recognize when something is sad.
Speaker 2:You just don't have no emotion to it.
Speaker 1:I can recognize it. I mean, you can too, so you ain't going to cry like when your kids get married, or how you have another grandchild or what.
Speaker 2:I didn't really cry. None of that, that one.
Speaker 3:I understand that one don't really make sense. I mean, everybody's different, that's some joy in that.
Speaker 1:I don't even know how people be sitting up here with like.
Speaker 2:My kid got married and had grandkids, like when they cry Like tears of joy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that don't matter.
Speaker 2:Crocodile tears. I can't even do the crocodile tears. No me neither.
Speaker 1:I mean I understand.
Speaker 2:I tried, but I ain't won.
Speaker 3:I don't think anybody's ever tried to cry and failed. Well yeah.
Speaker 1:What was that? Didn't somebody say they could cry on demand, was it Jess?
Speaker 3:It may have been Jess.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's impressive, though I know my kids can.
Speaker 4:They can cry. They can cry on command. Yeah, they have tears and everything. They're scared of him. That's why I was saying that earlier today.
Speaker 5:By the way, yeah, I said, man, your daughter's scared of you. They are.
Speaker 1:No, you always try to make them do push-ups. I told you listen, we're dedicating this whole show to Joe today. You in the hot seat, I'm not here to do push-ups.
Speaker 4:No, I'm saying you used to. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we used to see them out there at the softball field Get them pull-ups in, damn. Yeah, oh, they was doing them too Hard task, man. Yeah, they were little.
Speaker 2:Ain't they, one of them, fat either, drill sergeant.
Speaker 1:Okay, now since we talking about fat, we are talking about fat.
Speaker 3:Thank you for that.
Speaker 1:segue, joe said he wanted to talk about fat black women. Pretty hot, I pretty hot. I never said that.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 2:This nigga here said it and my nigga took my right. Nah, the nigga to my right said that shit, I didn't say that Shit, I didn't say that.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, hey, y'all know we care, because we care yeah.
Speaker 5:I think, I think I think the shit didn't got out of hand, though I think I think I think the shit.
Speaker 2:Didn't got out of hand though, cause, like you, motherfucker, walk around Booty big as a table and waist the size Of this damn pole. That shit didn't got out of hand, like them.
Speaker 1:BBL, hey. And then they sit up there and get mad, like if the guys Were like what a Skinny chick. Or Like what you gonna Head on a skinny girl for? Like just I don't, I mean, I don't understand it. I mean if he's fit or she's fit, or even if he's fat and she's fit okay, don't get don't get mad at him.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing if you're not an athlete, don't go after athletic men period, right. That's why you got all these motherfuckers, getting all these surgeries and shit. You throat goats at the games and shit. These motherfuckers thinking like they can pull an athletic dude. But they faking it. Athletic, the athleticism, they faking it.
Speaker 1:Right, right, right, it's shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cosmetically Right right, but the nigga gonna know. Like hey, hey, let's walk to the block, you out of breath.
Speaker 1:You fine as a motherfucker, hey already.
Speaker 2:You fine as a motherfucker. You out of breath.
Speaker 1:Something ain't adding up Right, because in reality.
Speaker 2:Be realistic now. They don't do nothing to bad, as you lay there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, you do all the work, even the ones who you like.
Speaker 3:what really do they be doing, aside from laying there Even the baddies?
Speaker 2:Even the ones that you want to hit again.
Speaker 4:Some of them throw it back.
Speaker 2:but I'm just saying the ones from the gym throw it back.
Speaker 1:Okay, so now women when they have sex, they don't do nothing, they just lay there?
Speaker 2:No, no Women. When they have sex, they don't do nothing, they just live it. No, no, I ain't going to say anything.
Speaker 4:You sound like a real podcaster right now, I ain't say nothing. They say all that.
Speaker 3:I say they throw it back Doing his best journalist impression right now I'm stirring it up, huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, throw it back.
Speaker 4:I know I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:Someone throw it back but can't. Like you see a lot of like the hot chicks and stuff, but they don't really work out or nothing Right Cosmetic Uh-huh. And they wonder why, like they go get an athletic dude and it don't really work because y'all ain't got shit in common.
Speaker 4:You don't go to the gym.
Speaker 2:You don't do none of that shit. Why he cheat on?
Speaker 5:me. I'm everything she won't.
Speaker 3:Fellas, speaking of the BBLs. I sent one yesterday, yesterday Literally this was one of her legs, this was one of her legs.
Speaker 1:This was her ass it looked crazy, it looked so stupid?
Speaker 5:Looked like olive oil with a booty injection. Yeah.
Speaker 3:You know, she had the titties too, and the lips. I was looking at her like.
Speaker 1:I should body shame you right now. No, that's what I said. I'll check, mark the titties because you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the titties is whatever.
Speaker 1:But the lips and the booty, yep, I mean, even if you want to get a little tummy tuck, or what they call a mommy makeover.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But, dude, I just can't get past the booties, man, man.
Speaker 2:And it's hard.
Speaker 3:Is it? I wouldn't know. I never touched one. I would like to touch one. You just got to lean in the gym.
Speaker 2:Just bump into one. Just bump into one. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Show the one I want.
Speaker 1:I've seen him. Was that your ass or the?
Speaker 3:desk. It was an LA fitness suit.
Speaker 2:It was an LA fitness suit, that shit be like ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Speaker 3:Bitch did like maybe 10 minutes of cardio and left on her goddamn basketball twigs.
Speaker 1:Wow, no, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Young too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like at the.
Speaker 3:at the oldest it was probably like early thirties, damn.
Speaker 1:I thought that.
Speaker 3:I thought that was like a well, I was going to say I thought that was a 40 and over, oh. I don't even think the forties really care Like, unless they trying to live that basketball wives, that Hollywood, what is it the housewife show? Unless they trying to live that life.
Speaker 1:Speaking of Hollywood.
Speaker 2:Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 3:Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1:Are you going to tell them about your hat, joe my hat. Yeah, joe my hat.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I got a hat. I heard about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what a gym hat, the bigger the fupa, the better the chalupa.
Speaker 2:There you go.
Speaker 3:Chalupa.
Speaker 5:Taste of the chalupa.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Bigger the fupa who came up with that name fupa.
Speaker 3:That's a great name.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I want to know who came up with some of these Jamaicans, I guess. Just think about certain stuff. Who came up with FUPA? Who came up with cock? Just think about it. You know, there ain't been no black person.
Speaker 2:No, I think that came up with. I think they got it wrong. Like they say cock, see back in the day. You know, when the niggas said you're a cocksucker, I mean you're a pussy eating nigga. That's all that meant.
Speaker 3:Okay, so cock at one point did mean vagina.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:What the?
Speaker 2:fuck. That's all I ever know it was.
Speaker 3:That's pretty evident. Okay, so when Snoop said, when I bust my nut I'm raising up off the cock, yeah, okay, I knew that contextually, but that shit always sounded real weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, back in the day, that's what it was day that's what it was. That's what it was because, like in the, in the in the 50s, 60s, is a cop and that meant vagina. And then when they, when you want to, to see, we was known for not eating right, so no, no, no, but back in the day, that was the fighting, fighting shit. Right there, the motherfucker call you a pussy nigga, but they would say you ain't nothing but an old cocksucker.
Speaker 5:You ever been around chickens?
Speaker 2:Right. But the other man thought they was talking about sucking dick the hen all the time, Right. So when they started to make their movies, they like oh my cock, they ain't know no better history lessons with you.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:I appreciate that it does it's the same thing? I ain't know no me neither like in the day you couldn't say sex or having sex on the radio, you couldn't say it on the radio, you couldn't put it in your music, you couldn't put it in your music.
Speaker 2:You couldn't put it in their music right, you couldn't do none of that, right? That was the jam. So the black artists would say, hey, we rock and roll all night long. So rock and roll actually means sex. Yeah, knocking boots. So they would say, hey, we rock and roll.
Speaker 1:Is that what the Whispers was saying?
Speaker 2:Everybody, chuck Berry everybody said we rock and roll.
Speaker 1:Said, they Said, they rocking all night. Somehow that turned into so you know they was talking about getting loose Okay.
Speaker 2:So somehow that turned into rock and roll music, but rock and roll has always been having sex.
Speaker 3:Hey, wouldn't it be kind of nice and I know this is going to sound a little hella contradictory from me of all people that we did go back to more subtlety in the music.
Speaker 2:Are we going back, going?
Speaker 3:back to steady rocking versus just bitch suck my dick, give me head, hold all that bullshit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, we going back, bill, it's going back, it's going back.
Speaker 5:It ain't going back. Have you heard these new kids man?
Speaker 1:You don't listen To this new rap.
Speaker 2:It's going back how.
Speaker 1:It's going back. Hey Joe must work In the music industry. He must.
Speaker 3:You an A&R on the side, joe? No, it's going back.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 2:Joe is a jack-of-all-trades.
Speaker 1:You think about it. They don't even hold the door open for women. No more, nope. I've seen it like three times today. Dude busted right behind them.
Speaker 2:I'm not even going to blame them for that. You going to blame their daddies. No, I ain't going to blame their daddy for that. I'm going to blame the independent woman for that, because that motherfucker won't even give you a chance to open the door. Preach.
Speaker 1:Wow, I opened a lot of doors. I know you did, but a lot of them are going to give you a chance, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Run to the door. They see you, finna, open the door for them. They run and grab that motherfucker. I got it. I got it. I'm not serious, and now you got automatic doors. And now you got automatic doors, so you don't you know, everything's damn near automatic doors, so you don't really have to do that, like you know, unless you go stomp your foot in front of them, hey.
Speaker 3:But at the same time, going back to my other point, dudes are really bitch made these days, so they don't want to do that. They want the doors open for them.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's weird, that's super weird.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Yeah, y'all have to open the door. I mean, I've had someone open the door for me.
Speaker 1:I'll say thank you, but I'm not going to agree with that one.
Speaker 3:You don't kick it with Tuna Wool. That weeks ago I know Ain't nobody expecting no door to open for them.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here, I know there's some lazy motherfuckers and they won't go in the store unless the door open by itself. Go outside a couple days a week, joe. I go outside. I know how they like. I said you know, back in the day, we had to walk to the goddamn store and open the door on our own.
Speaker 3:Uphill Both directions, both ways Now.
Speaker 1:And then it went from walking to the stove to catching a ride to the stove 100 degrees.
Speaker 3:Freezing Boy. That'd be some fucked up weather. That'd be some weather, wouldn't it? I'm telling you, it's 100 degrees freezing. Now you're my brother.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, though, with the automatic doors, when they want to get out. They won't get out. You take them to the store and you go to the parking lot and you're too far in the parking lot. They want to get out the car you got to pull up to the door so they can get out the fucking car. So you seen Wally.
Speaker 1:That's the robot, right?
Speaker 2:Yes, I've seen that.
Speaker 3:I've seen that movie a few months ago got it. That shit was I never seen. It was a mind blower because it is kind of happening Like motherfuckers are just too conveniently comfortable.
Speaker 2:You mean what you're saying? The world has become a bunch of fat bodies that don't want to move around. Yeah, so they're going to be in.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, hey, and that's true because here's my thing. I know, on like on one of my cards I have, you know they give you like. I know, on like on one of my uh cards I have, uh, you know, give you like like 12, $10 or 12 bucks a month for grub or door. I always forget about it because I'm thinking I forget. You can order it and still pick it up and still, you know, get the credit. But just think about all the people that order uh like groceries, or they like groceries or they order like A fucking bagel.
Speaker 3:The only thing, the only thing I think A little door dash of coffee I would want to have delivered weed.
Speaker 1:I don't even smoke, but pizza Right yeah, because that was a thing like Friday. Or unless you're going to sit up here and you know y'all getting nice and loose and you know you order like the little alcohol. But in all fairness, or you order some food Now in that case, if you don't want to move, but nine times out of ten, yeah, y'all going to both get up, go get something to eat and come back to the house, but in all fairness, they've been delivering pizza for 30 years.
Speaker 5:More than that.
Speaker 1:No, but that. No, you know what I mean. No, right, I get that. Let me see.
Speaker 2:But now it's 80. I first had my first pizza delivered in 88. But now it's been. What are they having? I thought it was the best, goddamn thing on the planet Don't get there in 30 minutes.
Speaker 1:Do you know how weird it is to me to have McDonald's delivered? That's wicked. I'm going to have McDonald's In-N-Out Burger Sonic.
Speaker 4:KFC.
Speaker 2:Sonic, you're going to pay an extra five dollars no.
Speaker 1:That stuff. We're just talking about people just having stuff being delivered.
Speaker 3:Nobody wants to go out and get it.
Speaker 1:Like how are you supposed to meet somebody? You?
Speaker 3:don't you go on an app now? Everything is here.
Speaker 2:Date my age, Everything Including that so no one just goes.
Speaker 5:No, is it, I'm an application developer. That's right, let's talk about that for a second.
Speaker 3:Christian Mingle. Oh, you developed Christian Mingle, did you?
Speaker 5:Not really, bro. I'm more on the more sophisticated side, which means something that really means, something that really means something.
Speaker 1:You're going to have to switch mics with this nigga so he can talk.
Speaker 5:God dang, you can't, you got to hold it up.
Speaker 3:Okay, gotcha, you're going to have to switch mics with this nigga so he can talk. God dang, you can't. Yeah, you got to hold it up. Okay, gotcha, you just got to go down to the mic. We good now. We good Okay.
Speaker 5:Gotcha, I need one of those stairs.
Speaker 1:He said don't do that. Yeah, all right, here we go. We're doing a little mic switch right now.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to hear about this.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm Joe Paul. All right, here we go. Go for it. So the apps You're supposed to be telling them about all this, so the sophisticated apps.
Speaker 5:Oh well, I'm an application based upon everything that you see on a digital device, so I do the UI component of it, I do the data warehouse part of it, as well as all of the information related to everything you do on a digital project. That's what I do for a living.
Speaker 2:And nobody here understood it, so you got that phone over there.
Speaker 5:That phone over there, Everything that you have. That phone I developed it.
Speaker 3:Okay, so the time, everything you have on that computer right there.
Speaker 5:I do it, okay. So the time, everything you have On that.
Speaker 3:Computer.
Speaker 1:Right there, I do it Okay.
Speaker 5:And when I say UI, ui is the stuff that you see, the interaction you see when you click a button or anything like that.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 5:I do that.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:User interface. User interface Exactly that's what UI means. Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what UI means Exactly, and you have, you have to put the.
Speaker 5:UI together.
Speaker 1:Joe said you created spam, no, and so you don't want to be sitting up here calling me like 12 times a day. No, no, I don't do it.
Speaker 5:All I do is just configure in Architect what you're looking at, and every time you put a digital thing on your device.
Speaker 1:Okay, I got a question for you, then I'm glad, sure. So how come if we sitting up here and I'm talking about Grey Goose, then I'm going to get an email about something like alcohol?
Speaker 5:Again, that's called.
Speaker 1:Are our phones listening?
Speaker 5:That's a good point. That's a good question. It's basically because everybody is listening to you, because you have things within any kind of digital device, something. They don't know exactly what you've been saying or what you've been looking at, and you just basically do an algorithm in order to basically accept whatever you're looking for.
Speaker 1:Because I was talking about something yeah, I forget what it was. It was totally off something yeah, I forget what it was?
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was totally offbeat.
Speaker 1:And then yeah.
Speaker 5:You ever got a situation where you were basically on a desktop, yeah, and you done hit something and about five seconds later they're sending you all kinds of advertisement for whatever you was looking for. That's what that is.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 5:That's what that is.
Speaker 1:I'm looking for leather bootstraps. Yeah well, Google Bluetooth.
Speaker 3:I'm looking for lipstick leather. Look it up, I'm surprised you're not looking for.
Speaker 5:Asian lipstick leather. You really don't have to do that.
Speaker 2:It's all about advertising man, so you can't get Viagra for five cents.
Speaker 4:Man, we about to get some crazy ads on our way. Blue Chews.
Speaker 1:That's your wish list no that motherfucker just popped up for five cents Go, you gotta buy 2,000.
Speaker 2:The more you buy the cheaper they are, you gotta buy like 2,000.
Speaker 5:You go on any kind of commerce. Right now you go and talk to what?
Speaker 1:like Amazon, amazon or anything like that, they're gonna immediately.
Speaker 5:T-Mu yeah, they're gonna immediately send you some some sort of documents or some sort of profile, cause I did order some protein from.
Speaker 1:Amazon. Yeah, dude, I be getting so many emails now. T-main won't leave me alone and it's crazy, because I rarely like, rarely order besides this. Now I might order from Amazon, maybe like once Think about when you maybe twice a year you start just canvassing the some too, like what?
Speaker 5:Any kind of name of company and stuff.
Speaker 1:Tesla. Oh well, there we go, tesla.
Speaker 5:You'll start getting to see that in your profile immediately.
Speaker 2:I got a question for you, though, Steve how many? So what if they deliver something to your house by mistake, right?
Speaker 5:Oh, that's different.
Speaker 2:And the name says Tommy Jackson on it.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's different. That has nothing to do with different. And the name says Tommy Jackson on it oh, that's different, that's, that has nothing. And then he said, oh, it's a wrong idea, so you walked around, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:Now you walk around the neighborhood and you've been a good Samaritan. Yeah, hey you, tommy Jackson, and they Mexican.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, that's a different law.
Speaker 2:I just want to know the views and opinions of. George, now I'm serious because that happened to me the other day.
Speaker 1:So Tommy Jackson was Mexican. Yeah, normally they would be Asian or or something like that or like you know what I'm saying, but why?
Speaker 3:is that Dominican or something? Or no Islamic but why is that though?
Speaker 1:you know how they pick, like one dude I don't know. Just like he said, why is that Dominican or something, or no?
Speaker 2:Islamic, but why is that?
Speaker 1:though. You know how they pick, like one dude I don't know, just like he said. He said my name is Doug. My name ain't Doug, oh you talking about on the phone? Yeah, no, just how he said he was looking.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I'm serious.
Speaker 1:I wasn't making this black guy.
Speaker 2:I thought it was going to be black or something.
Speaker 5:Oh.
Speaker 4:I said, okay, I'm going to take this nigga's shit you know that's a good thing, you know, hey black power.
Speaker 3:Right, right, right. Solidarity Got to stick together yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying though I'm like what the fuck? I kind of agree with you on that.
Speaker 2:I've never met him he said oh, thank you, he must have sent it to the wrong house. I'm like, oh shit you talking. Yeah, oh, god damn. But I'm sorry, steve. Hey, you know Well. I didn't want to be Bobbing on it.
Speaker 1:You know, steve is director of sound quality.
Speaker 2:No, no, I'm good. Since you said something, I'll bob on it.
Speaker 1:Niggas is acting wild today. I'm just saying man.
Speaker 3:This episode is sponsored by Jack Daniels.
Speaker 1:Jack Daniels and Alabama. Joe Steve is the creative director of sound quality.
Speaker 3:That sounds like a good title. Yeah, I tried, man, I tried you. Sit up here and tell people.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting in my ear saying man, y'all knowall going to have to take y'all keys off the table. Don't be setting nothing on the table, because I heard all those echoes oh yeah, no, that ain't I ain't touching my keys. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:But no, that's normally.
Speaker 1:Joe, Joe ain't been fidgeting. Hey, listen, Joe is get the most content from him Because you know he has a story, you know he got a story for everything. Oh, let me tell you about this, Graham. No, I said blue. Well, you know blue, uh, but I'm a little true, though I wouldn't lie about the fucking delivery shit, man goddamn. Hey, no, joe, a fan favorite boy. No, but it's true. Then his phone. We wait for the phone to ring.
Speaker 2:I can't find it.
Speaker 3:So that's a help. It might be right there.
Speaker 5:My phone is at your house right now.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, you don't even care that you forgot it.
Speaker 5:No, we forgot because we were doing some shopping and stuff like that and.
Speaker 3:I forgot to bring it with me Funny how he said he wasn't going to do too much talking. We got him on his subject.
Speaker 5:He was just going. I enjoy this.
Speaker 1:what you guys are doing, Nobody understood what he said anyway there's going to be some people out there that be like oh yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5:Hey, I'm still like oh.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 1:I'll talk to him after all this is over.
Speaker 3:Hey, speaking of which Bitcoin, Freddy said he wants to get back on.
Speaker 1:Okay, of course he does Bitcoin, freddy, didn't he?
Speaker 2:move $116,000?
Speaker 3:a goddamn thing. Yeah, he's in Tucson, but I mean, that ain't nothing but a drive.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no Tucson, but Bitcoin's $116,000 A fucking coin Damn. So if you you got some.
Speaker 2:Hell no.
Speaker 1:I wish I did that damn.
Speaker 2:Oh, the crypto.
Speaker 1:The Ali.
Speaker 4:What's the Ali, the Alibaba?
Speaker 1:I don't know, you know the little when it say Alibaba. I don't know. You know the little way I say Alibaba man, no, I swear to God, somebody was telling me about it. You know, you just like, ah, what? Was it like 15 cents hey, if I would have, just I'm just saying if I would have just gave like a hundred dollars, it's like a hundred bucks you gotta know which ones to go at. I would've had a I don't even know. No, alibaba is a it's like.
Speaker 1:It's like yeah, it's like yeah, it's like Chinese Amazon.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's a company. It's not a crypto, it's not a crypto.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it's like yeah, dude, this is when I swear to God.
Speaker 2:I knew that, I just knew it.
Speaker 5:It was like one of them penny stocks.
Speaker 1:It was like one of them penny stocks.
Speaker 5:If I'm not mistaken, I think they were Japanese or Chinese, and now that stuff is fly.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what it is. I'm going to exaggerate.
Speaker 5:It's like $200. Biggest commerce company in the world.
Speaker 3:They up there now Missed that boat, didn't you? As I watched the Mercedes drive down the street.
Speaker 1:I'm like that's the story of my life when you first heard about Bitcoin.
Speaker 2:How much was it?
Speaker 1:I have no idea, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I know, I remember when it was 6,000.
Speaker 1:No, me neither.
Speaker 2:I don't understand. I still don't understand no but when I first heard about it it was 6,000.
Speaker 5:I am not going to $6,000 for one, Never ever $6,000.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh see, no, yeah. And when people talk about mining, but I didn't have $6,000 to buy anything Mining Bitcoin. You buying Bitcoin Like I don't get it.
Speaker 5:I don't either, because they talk he passed away from a heart attack and stuff and he was all into it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So I guess, if I try to mine Bitcoin here, what is going to happen?
Speaker 2:I think they say your computer got to be fast enough to mine it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I'm trying to mine it. It has so much and it's like they put it out there.
Speaker 2:You have to mine it first. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 5:Then you create a coin, one of the biggest things would come.
Speaker 1:So do you physically get the coin?
Speaker 5:No, no, no, no it's basically a situation where you turn in everything over.
Speaker 1:So how the hell are you mining Like? I'm thinking like mining coal. I've seen coal mining.
Speaker 5:When it comes. There's no physical anything about it, it's just an imagination. It really is. That's all it is. Yeah imagine.
Speaker 1:And then it's funny because I pay with a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 5:You can collapse.
Speaker 1:With my phone or my watch.
Speaker 5:You can get all of these points and stuff like that and you can basically turn it in to somebody who they think can do better with you doing. That's how you make money. It's weird.
Speaker 3:But is it physical money or is it Bitcoin? That's what I said.
Speaker 5:You can't physically, there's no physical in this, it's just a mind thing and stuff like that. Okay, I can basically, if you give me this, I'll give you this.
Speaker 3:I need you to just see Bitcoin for dollars. So it's kind of just like bartering.
Speaker 5:You're bartering, Exactly bro.
Speaker 3:Which I mean. That's not a bad system either. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but nothing leaves nothing. Yeah, that's what I don't get. You can't go to the Treasury Department? At least when you barter, like I'll sit up here there's no tangible thing with it. You give me that can of beer. I give you my phone.
Speaker 2:Okay, you get what I'm saying, yeah.
Speaker 5:But I'm just sitting up here thinking like there's no such thing in Weston A for what you just described. They created the government, because it's all just an imagination, and they basically so how are these people?
Speaker 1:billionaires.
Speaker 5:Billionaires because they can get all these points. That's it. That's why it takes a lot of energy in order to do that, because the energy is completely putting new points up every few seconds and stuff.
Speaker 1:So these points add up to dollars.
Speaker 5:Well, yeah, currency, for lack of a better term, that's what it is Somebody fooling his system.
Speaker 1:There's no physical currency in Bitcoin. Nothing. And then it's not FDIC insured or anything.
Speaker 5:There's no registration, so you have a bunch of money right, and it's dirty money Nothing.
Speaker 2:There's no registration, so you? Have a bunch of money right and it's dirty money Right.
Speaker 1:AKA Doughboy Allegedly.
Speaker 2:You allegedly have some dirty money.
Speaker 1:You need to pay me for doing some dirty shit.
Speaker 5:I don't fuck with anything that ain't tangible, then he would mine the Bitcoin. You get it from him. There's nothing tangible about Bitcoins and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:That shit is weird Okay.
Speaker 3:That shit is weird. So now I don't understand it either.
Speaker 1:No, I don't understand it. That's why I don't mess with it. I'm just like, yeah, we've had't Nope.
Speaker 5:You didn't help any either. So I'm sure somebody. He has to have a hell of a lot of energy.
Speaker 2:This guy didn't help any either.
Speaker 1:Now we're going to talk about sex robots for $89,000. $89,000.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm definitely buying me one $89,000. I got to check them out. Do they talk back Do?
Speaker 3:they throw it back.
Speaker 2:No, do they throw?
Speaker 5:it back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's probably true, hey, they were saying that once these things are perfected, what they said, the baby making and relationships are going down. It's already going down, no, but it's going to go down even worse. Oh, it's an AI thing, right, definitely.
Speaker 2:It no but, it's going to go down even worse. Oh, it's an AI thing, right? Definitely it learns you.
Speaker 1:Hey, who's seen that movie HER?
Speaker 3:It's what you like Nah, I never did you ever seen that movie HER. I heard about it but I never seen it Now it's funny because I've seen the movie.
Speaker 1:It's been a minute. I want to watch it again now because it seems coming up exactly, exactly. Yep, because you just didn't appear like the dude fell in love with a computer. You know there's some guy that proposed, right. I heard that to a ai and obviously she said yes. But like everybody was saying, she's supposed to say yes, right, because if she said no, all you gonna do is go get another ai, that's part of what I do for a living too you make ai, yeah, exactly oh shit man.
Speaker 5:I do ai and ai. We know you're real man he's part of skynet yeah go ahead and pinch me right quick no, ai is up.
Speaker 1:I seen he will smith. No, that's will smith there was Will Smith iRobot. Nah, well, that one. He was the two people oh oh, oh, gemini, gemini yeah that's Gemini yeah, within, within the AI ecosystem, it's AI.
Speaker 5:Ai is nothing more than a whole bunch of data alright, well, here I got a question there yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean cause I listen to stuff and it's a brain.
Speaker 5:And they say they literally call it a brain.
Speaker 1:Well, they say some of these AIs are learning stuff. They are, and one time they were trying to turn it off and it wouldn't turn off Exactly.
Speaker 5:It was doing its own thing.
Speaker 1:That can happen too, but let me explain to you what's going on and I just watched Megan.
Speaker 5:Machine language.
Speaker 3:Language.
Speaker 5:That's what it is. It has its own language and you have to, and the good thing the thing about it is. The difference between a human and AI is is that a human's brain doesn't have the capacity of bringing that much knowledge at one time.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 5:Well, you can do a hell of a lot with AI. That's why AI is so powerful. Does that make any sense?
Speaker 3:to you guys. Yeah, man, listen, do y'all think that these people who put these sex dolls together get horny when they do it and want to smash?
Speaker 1:them. Let me see one Probably. You know they didn't test it out to pride, though.
Speaker 2:Exactly right you got to make sure it works.
Speaker 3:It's a slideshow.
Speaker 1:So how much would they have to pay you to get loose on one?
Speaker 3:Zero, yeah, yeah, I know yeah.
Speaker 2:Hey, Steve, a real one If I want to touch a fake ass, if I want to touch a fake booty.
Speaker 3:Why would I not want to touch a sex doll? They have to give me $40 an hour. $40 an hour. If I want to touch a fake booty, why would I not?
Speaker 2:want to touch a sex doll, they have to give me $40 an hour.
Speaker 3:$40 an hour, I'll do a fleshlight, I'll do a fleshlight butthole, hey dog.
Speaker 1:I've never done any of that. They got these. They got them sitting at the bar, oh, so this is how they ship.
Speaker 2:Let me see. Oh, oh, I know.
Speaker 3:I messed up. I messed up the image. You need to put it together. Yeah, that's kind of a no for me.
Speaker 2:If I gotta put my own Thing together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause then? Cause, that whole time I'm gonna be feeling weird.
Speaker 5:Y'all some freaky niggas, bro.
Speaker 2:I know I'm a freak, I ain't even worried about it.
Speaker 5:You're serious man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm fucking a robot. I ain't even worried about it. You're serious man. Yeah, I'm fucking a robot.
Speaker 2:I'll fuck the shit out of that. I'll fuck it this year in short circuit.
Speaker 5:Y'all are left earth, then she's going to be like are you done.
Speaker 3:Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 1:Exactly, man. That's what we do here man Are you done.
Speaker 4:Wow, man hey.
Speaker 1:Fre here man.
Speaker 4:It's freaky as hell, bro.
Speaker 1:We speak of the unspeakable. Sometimes we have some ladies here because they can balance out the conversation, because we'll ask Can you get them in color-coded and all that? Here we go. Some heads right there. What color you want? You want Asian color.
Speaker 5:You want yellow, you want brown. What the fuck?
Speaker 2:is that? My question would be you can pick your color.
Speaker 5:Is this a mannequin or something?
Speaker 2:It's a sex robot. What if you just get the head? The?
Speaker 5:skin is silicone texture with a metal, it's a real deal. It gives you that same feeling.
Speaker 4:We don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Steve is a willing participant, send us a sex dog, the real deal. It gives you that same feeling. We don't know, I don't know, that's what we're trying to find out.
Speaker 1:Steve is a willing participant. Hey, send us a sex dog we have a participant, I want to test him out. I'll test him out, we'll test it out.
Speaker 3:Man that cleanup must be a bitch though.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, Put some Littorine on that motherfucker's throat.
Speaker 3:Yeahay it out.
Speaker 5:You think they got a cream pie mechanism you get the suction and everything too.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 5:Well, I gotta know this shit, guys, if I'm supposed to investigate Exactly.
Speaker 2:Oh look at this.
Speaker 1:Oh, they even gave it fake like skeletal.
Speaker 3:So this is the skeleton. It's all metallic.
Speaker 5:Oh, I got you.
Speaker 1:To make it feel like they bones and stuff. Yeah, bones and everything.
Speaker 5:The real deal. So it feel like they bones and stuff, yeah bones and everything the real deal.
Speaker 3:So it looks like flesh internally.
Speaker 5:Real deal. You got everything going on the right side.
Speaker 1:So if you want her to throw it back, does she got a button somewhere where you you're like you'll throw a back?
Speaker 5:button. Is she choking? Hey, that type of shit.
Speaker 4:I just got too crazy.
Speaker 3:Huh, joe, I'm just curious look this thing says a fellow doll manufacturer, whatever are those the ones? That's 89,000 damn no, this one is 3,000 89,000 that's the robot.
Speaker 1:That's the real robot. Oh, so that's just the sex doll this article just came out a couple days ago.
Speaker 3:Explain that then to me yeah, let's dive down that rabbit hole.
Speaker 5:The sex doll.
Speaker 3:That's like okay, that's just like the expensive version of a flashlight, so you're not gonna get the mechanics.
Speaker 1:Like the warming, the warming portion.
Speaker 5:So you gotta just put her in the position.
Speaker 3:That you want.
Speaker 2:And then you have sex with her.
Speaker 3:That's the sex doll.
Speaker 5:I open her legs up.
Speaker 3:You can split them all the way out like a gymnast, or you can have her in doggy style Do you get that euphoria.
Speaker 5:What I'm talking about is getting the warm shit by sticking something. You stick your thing in there. Yeah, you can stick your thing in there With Vaseline. You got to have a lubricant because it's silicone. Hell, I am old-fashioned. He's 64. I'm older than you, niggas.
Speaker 4:But with the robots. I'm sorry, I'm ahead of the game.
Speaker 2:The robots, the Jimmy Dog.
Speaker 5:The smart little motherfuckers. Y'all don't know all the things in the world.
Speaker 2:You put the Jimmy Dog in there.
Speaker 5:As an old man told me one time Keep living, son.
Speaker 3:That's what I hear almost on the daily.
Speaker 1:Keep on saying good morning.
Speaker 3:God damn, this one is a shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, you found a good one.
Speaker 5:That's one of them, bro See.
Speaker 3:I think that's a dog. Yeah, that's a dog.
Speaker 5:That's not the robot.
Speaker 3:That's not the robot.
Speaker 5:Oh hell, I would climb in there, bro what the hell the robot has it. See, the the robot got us nervous. You made that nigga nervous. Okay, so if I got introduced to this young lady and stuff like that, would I feel that emotional and everything?
Speaker 3:That's the doll. She's not going to talk to you.
Speaker 5:She's not going to talk to me.
Speaker 3:No, that's the doll If I feel lonely.
Speaker 5:do I get that you might?
Speaker 1:You might Guess what She'll never say no.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 1:She'll never say no, right? She'll never say no, she'll never talk back to you, but you got to give me a little bit more. See, that's why they're making a robot.
Speaker 4:So you want the 89 000 you want the 89 000, y'all yeah hell yeah, that's the three thousand dollars
Speaker 2:again entry level, again I'm an old ass if y'all gonna give me something like this.
Speaker 5:I'll take it how you doing. How was your day today? We're entry level Again. I'm an old ass girl. I ain't got time to be chasing nothing.
Speaker 2:If y'all going to give me something like this.
Speaker 4:I'll take it. He'll be like how you doing how was your day today.
Speaker 5:He's going to come in there and be like girl, I just need you to strip and get naked.
Speaker 1:Now you cannot tell me based upon what I'm seeing, oh no, that's right. You're seeing what I'm seeing. That's right. And then you know Glory already but listen, those are on back order, see.
Speaker 2:Those are glory holes.
Speaker 1:Those are back order.
Speaker 3:Those are glory holes. That's all they are. Those are glory holes. Explain to them what a glory hole is.
Speaker 5:I know what it is too. They put them in two holes and you suck the dick and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3:I was like what the hell? What you know, I'm talking about Any pornographic thing.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:We just gonna correct you, though. Like no, I'm just saying, not a glory hole, I'm saying, alright, that's just a hole.
Speaker 3:That's just a hole. That ain't the robot. See the robot.
Speaker 5:So is that nothing behind her?
Speaker 2:You just saw the exo, the endoskeleton. You saw the skeleton.
Speaker 4:She probably got some suction in there.
Speaker 3:She got a little bit of suction in there. You're going to have to squirt some stuff in so you can go ahead and paint it out.
Speaker 2:But then you got to clean it up.
Speaker 3:This is weird.
Speaker 2:That is weird.
Speaker 5:I really was scrolling and said hold on, I'm freaky, but I ain't that guy, I'm freaky. That's freaky, but I ain't that guy, I'm freaky, no, that's.
Speaker 4:That's freaky like a motherfucker. That dog that's crazy.
Speaker 2:You'll be surprised when you close your eyes, I saw the robots that they working on. I was just like, ooh, I'm sorry y'all.
Speaker 3:You want to see the target demographic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'll be surprised when you close your eyes.
Speaker 4:Who are they Guys like me bro?
Speaker 5:64 and older. 64 and older.
Speaker 3:They don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't want to.
Speaker 4:They don't want to, they don't want to.
Speaker 5:That's disrespectful guys.
Speaker 1:So how old do you think the doll is In there, about 21, 22, I wouldn't pay no 86,000.
Speaker 5:I would say up to the 29 level If you do your math right, you pay 86,000 for that.
Speaker 2:You got some fake cooch.
Speaker 1:You can just go ahead and pay for it. I don't think I.
Speaker 5:I take it back. You go right down on Campbell.
Speaker 2:I really don't think I I take it back. You go right down on Campbell. I really don't.
Speaker 4:It's weird.
Speaker 5:I don't see myself doing that.
Speaker 3:Cause you in there just giving your best strokes.
Speaker 5:Giving that.
Speaker 4:Ain't getting no credit. Ain't getting no credit.
Speaker 1:You want to hear us.
Speaker 4:You want to moan or something? Get into the power with me. Yeah, yeah, you can go down expression. You want to hear us? You want to moan?
Speaker 2:or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just sitting there like Get into the power with me, baby, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:That's what I want. You can go down. You want to kiss on her. I don't want to be doing something and nobody's reacting to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, right, that's terrible and get at least a real one for 8,600 times.
Speaker 3:Sexy AI robot companion available.
Speaker 5:And the price is right.
Speaker 4:And the price is right, we going out to Van.
Speaker 2:Buren and 12th Street. We going to get one for a hundred. That's what I'm saying you can take a hundred and go down to Campbell and get you one.
Speaker 1:We got to find somebody.
Speaker 2:That's ridiculous, man.
Speaker 1:Because, I know somebody around here that got one yeah probably a couple of listeners.
Speaker 5:Y'all some freaky motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Probably. Probably a couple of listeners, y'all some freaky motherfuckers. Probably a couple of listeners? You ain't spending no $86,000 on that money Hell no.
Speaker 5:That's what I said $8,600 times If you got that kind of money. That's a bot. This is AI. That's a bot.
Speaker 1:So wait, let me see.
Speaker 5:See the bot has a face. Oh hell, no, I'm not doing that, but you can cover that you can still get the same.
Speaker 1:See, that's freaky right there.
Speaker 3:That's weird, that's Megan right there, that's. Megan, megan 2.0, and shit, she gonna break your shit off.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you been over. What if?
Speaker 1:she start choking you, is she bending? And then she fuses out she bending to me.
Speaker 3:Look at how her hands don't even move. Naturally, that shit was throwing me.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying what you think You'd be like oh here choke
Speaker 4:me.
Speaker 5:And then next thing, you know she's an AI.
Speaker 3:So she got device grip on you and you start to choke for real and you unplug her.
Speaker 2:I don't want to be choked. I thought you said you would hit me if she fizzled out. No, I'm saying you hit it, she can't spit on it.
Speaker 5:My question would be if she was real, would you?
Speaker 1:stop, so you ain't never hit a chick.
Speaker 5:And she done raised up and grabbed your neck before.
Speaker 3:In there Likely. Yeah, exactly, yeah, that you never had that before.
Speaker 1:Like, oh, nigga, get up in here, get up in these guts, nigga, she ain't never told you that. Like come on OG.
Speaker 2:I done choked a lot of them. Motherfuckers, niggas are crazy bro.
Speaker 1:Man, I be done, plug that thing and throw it in the water Like damn $89,000 I just wasted.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:All right, real shit, though we already know Steve would do it.
Speaker 1:No, honestly I can't.
Speaker 5:I can't. Steve's a freak Would.
Speaker 3:I buy one. No, would you smash one. Hell yeah, fuck yeah bro, I know you would do it, I would do it just for, just for the. Just for the vibes. Just for the vibes. Like I'm scared.
Speaker 5:I'm, I'm, I'm exploring, I wanna be the tester. And I wanna know that what this feel like and shit Cause. Maybe I wanna buy that $89,000 too yeah.
Speaker 1:So we gonna say, we gonna say this the Pinto, we gonna say that $3,000,. I just imagine what the.
Speaker 2:Cadillac. Feel like Give me that Cadillac.
Speaker 5:I'm not the nigga that got to go to them clubs anymore.
Speaker 1:Right, right, I just stay home and do my thing. Yeah, hey, now you can sit up here and be like.
Speaker 5:Shut the fuck up man. As I told the brothers already, man keep living, keep living, joe Keep living.
Speaker 4:We finally got a nice guest on the show.
Speaker 5:This is a judgment-free zone.
Speaker 1:This is a judgment-free zone.
Speaker 5:Exactly, bro. You can't just go down and get you 8,900 motherfucking times right down there. Wait on Van Buren.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh I don't fuck with Van Buren, but then you go, I am officially clean, exactly.
Speaker 3:I can officially say I'm not going he's 65 years old, why you just age? My man like that.
Speaker 4:He just age, my man like that he's writing a lot of perspective.
Speaker 5:I'll be 65 in January, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:He's still got a few more months.
Speaker 5:Yeah, a few more months.
Speaker 2:Don't enjoy yourself, keep living. Thank you, bro.
Speaker 5:I appreciate you.
Speaker 2:I'ma keep living when I be 65. I ain't never put on another condom. Fuck it, I'm throwing that dick out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, if you want a dick, you. Just I don't want my dick to fall off, because it's cause you can, you can get you can get You're going to shoot the club up.
Speaker 2:Joe, you're going down, you're going up in age.
Speaker 3:When you hit your AARP, joe going Gatling gun. You up to AARP, though you ain't got 15 more years left, joe, you hitting the Golden Girls, you still going for the wax.
Speaker 4:Roll that shit man Roll it.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, you got about 15 more years
Speaker 3:left. You gentlemen, are very interested in me. You still going for the wags when you're 65.
Speaker 2:I'm going to fuck everything that say yes.
Speaker 5:He said everything that say yes 65. Do you guys, significant others, do you guys go through this every month? I'm a big motherfucker. I'm a big motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I see y'all are like Tums.
Speaker 4:Keep one under my Tums.
Speaker 5:This is a fascinating group here.
Speaker 1:We here to entertain the people. Y'all sure y'all doing the right thing.
Speaker 5:We talk about a little bit of everything I can see. Listen, we here to entertain the people. Well, y'all sure y'all doing the right thing? Yeah, okay, why not?
Speaker 2:Hey, we talk about a little bit of everything I can see if you 20-something years old and 30 and 40, maybe 50, you worry about VD and all that shit. I think you should worry about that all the time though, bro.
Speaker 1:Hey, they say it runs rampant in these old folks' communities. It does it, absolutely does. Hey, they say it runs rampant in these old folks communities. It does, it, does it does.
Speaker 3:That's what they're doing. They're fucking.
Speaker 5:They be in there Because they don't use Call of Duty 65. Anybody's in those fucking homes and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's, all they do is swap in partners.
Speaker 3:Shout out to them for still getting it in yeah, enjoy y'all's self with y'all's old ass.
Speaker 1:That's why they sell those blue chews.
Speaker 2:They sell those blue chews over there, they sell the blue chews Like the ass coaches.
Speaker 4:They fucking broke.
Speaker 3:That's probably why the VDB spread and shit, so they have dry I'll be in that same line pretty soon.
Speaker 5:That's pretty cool, bro. Let me get one, let me get two.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool bro, let me get one, let me get two. Yeah, what do you need? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:Oh, you think the orderlies are prescribing the shit.
Speaker 4:Hey man, I don't know who prescribing. Somebody over there dealing them motherfuckers, not the orderlies, somebody over there dealing them.
Speaker 1:What you call it, oh what.
Speaker 5:Giving them like the providers. Oh hell, yeah I, I'm 65 and I still haven't had a blue pill or done another thing.
Speaker 3:Oh well, salute to you, sir.
Speaker 2:You're doing good sir, good job, stay on that.
Speaker 3:Modelo, keep that blood flow steady.
Speaker 1:You don't even want to just try it. Just to try it, I do want to try it bro.
Speaker 5:I ain't going to lie buddy, because everybody says it does some things for them.
Speaker 3:Word to the wise don't get them from a gas station. They give you mad headaches.
Speaker 1:Oh, like the blue rhinos and stuff.
Speaker 5:Well see, I don't want to go that route either. I think it was a yellow check. You ever did it before. Hell, yeah, you did it. You told me you were going to do it. Remember when we were?
Speaker 2:talking one night I said send me one man. Y'all like I'm ashamed.
Speaker 5:I just never have done it.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised. That's my pickup line Right there. I'm surprised, hey girl, what you doing? I just took a pill.
Speaker 3:I popped one when I was like 24, 25 that's young Bro. I, I fucking had so many damn Random boners I didn't use.
Speaker 1:Cause my girl At the time.
Speaker 3:Wasn't fucking.
Speaker 5:Now. According to the two different. What are they called? One is called Cialis. Cialis is the one that gives you a little bit More time, right Shit.
Speaker 2:I don't even know.
Speaker 1:I know a Cialis. You never use it. I'm gonna give you the difference.
Speaker 2:I know it's the difference between them.
Speaker 1:It's a blue chew. Do you use it? You use it, bro, uh uh.
Speaker 5:Cialis. But you just broke up. See, I did, but then I heard it's a rose.
Speaker 1:I mean, you know, he was just he likes to experiment.
Speaker 5:I was experimenting, okay.
Speaker 4:Hey, if somebody took off, it ain't like they took off.
Speaker 2:I go, what See? I've never tried. I agree, you can't.
Speaker 4:Oh, I want to try the roast sparks.
Speaker 3:Roast sparks, oh yeah, oh, that's the new hotness.
Speaker 1:Hey, I always they say it's like Kind of like.
Speaker 5:Which is the one that you can go without time If you don't have to do it immediately. That's the blue shit, right?
Speaker 2:That's the Cialis, cialis right, but then what about? Both of them are really.
Speaker 1:I don't know what about the Rose Spark. How much time do you got 20 minutes?
Speaker 4:It's like what, how much time do you need, Because I'm telling you when you listen to these podcasts and on the sports shows dude.
Speaker 5:They advertise. That's their target audience. So tell me, put your hands up after you've done them before.
Speaker 1:Have you did it? No, no, that's what. And be like, use roast bark. We ain't in the 10th grade Roast bark. Yeah, I'm going to sit up here and I want to try roast bark.
Speaker 5:You're going to try it. If my shit ain't getting hard, I'll be like hey man, give me one of them pills, I tried the honey, I tried the damn uh, oh yeah the honey.
Speaker 3:I eat ass. What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1:The honey. That shit works. Old niggas don't eat booty Like an hour and a half, I'll scoot over.
Speaker 4:Old niggas don't eat booty, it ain't contagious man.
Speaker 3:You don't eat, no, you never ate. Booty, it ain't contagious, I ain't never eat.
Speaker 5:no, booty, you eat, just go a little bit low.
Speaker 3:Just go a little bit low. You ate some booty, just didn't realize it.
Speaker 5:I'll put that as a line of.
Speaker 3:Line in the sand.
Speaker 5:Yeah, no golf dude.
Speaker 3:Hey, man, if your tongue came out one time just say you ain't going to eat.
Speaker 2:No booty, you ain't going to eat no booty, you ain't never been going down and she move up at the same time.
Speaker 3:Been eating booty since.
Speaker 1:You going down, you eat her up Like when she Doggy style I try to do that Op-a-lip right bro. And then you just Sit up there and you just Put that op-a-lip At the right side.
Speaker 5:I don't have to go down Bro.
Speaker 4:Fuck, y'all talking about. Y'all don't even Think about eating pussy. You think you don't Even know how to eat pussy.
Speaker 3:Hold on, sir, hold on, sir, hold on, hold on now, hold on now, I'm just being real with y'all. I don't brag about much, oh man.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because that'll stop you from going to the lower lip.
Speaker 3:nigga, I don't brag about much, but I know my way around the box now, right.
Speaker 5:Well, hell, you're the person who eat dick, I mean eat booty, you don't?
Speaker 4:want to eat booty. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry about that Pause, major pause, I went overboard.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, bro, no disrespect.
Speaker 3:No, you, good, you, good you good it's funny.
Speaker 5:The way he described it. He was telling me that that's a good menu.
Speaker 3:That ain't a good menu to me, bro. That's breakfast of champions right there.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, that ain't a good menu to me, bro, I'm just being real with you. I am not going to eat no booty.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to figure out how you lock the top lip.
Speaker 5:Oh no, because you're not going he kind of like gave you a picture and stuff like that?
Speaker 2:Oh no, I'm trying to.
Speaker 5:He gave you a picture, because he said oh, do this, no, do this, do that. That's why you can still avoid that shit. Don't go, that's all you get.
Speaker 1:But once you got her knees on the edge of the bed.
Speaker 5:That's a different story. That's a different story.
Speaker 1:She wants you to hit it from the back.
Speaker 5:That's a different story. And you go down and you, you know, you just basically say, baby, you got to get up from that position.
Speaker 2:That's all you got to do. Huh, you hanging from the pro team. Yeah oh yeah, you can't hang. He playing hangman.
Speaker 5:I ain't eating. No booty bro, he ain't eating the booty.
Speaker 2:I'm saying he locked you.
Speaker 1:How much? Hey, man, you ain't Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 5:Everybody got a price, everybody got a price Hold on you ever did it $25,000.
Speaker 4:Have you ate an Eastmass. What? All the time huh.
Speaker 5:Well, you niggas like that, so that's a recurrence type of thing.
Speaker 1:That's normal.
Speaker 5:Hey, you eat chit, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's it, there it is. Take your little hots off that.
Speaker 5:No, I ain't going to do that bro.
Speaker 3:All right, y'all.
Speaker 1:Well, all right, y'all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we got to talk. We started doing recaps.
Speaker 1:Superman is out. Megan F1. Jurassic Park. Superman is out.
Speaker 3:Yep, I'm going to see Superman. I'm going to see that tomorrow. If you haven't already watched Coco, goddamn tearjerker.
Speaker 5:How come something about that movie?
Speaker 1:Hey, Shiraz said he want to talk about Love Island next week. Why is everybody talking?
Speaker 2:about that shit Ain't nobody talking about that shit, that's a woman's show. Yeah, okay, I heard about that, coco, ain't nobody talking about that shit, that's a woman's show.
Speaker 5:Yeah, okay, I heard about that coke?
Speaker 1:Hey, I done heard a couple dudes talk about it. They shouldn't be. Hey, what if they want to look at the ladies, though? I heard some beautiful women on there.
Speaker 2:There'd be some thangs on there. I get it. Love Island, love Island.
Speaker 1:Would you go on Love Island Love?
Speaker 2:Don't Live here no More. That's one of them shows, right.
Speaker 5:Shows on like yeah, one of them dating shows.
Speaker 2:It's too late for me. I'm telling you, love, don't Live here no More.
Speaker 3:Is that the show With the lady that got had her knees redone. She said she got.
Speaker 5:Her knees redone. Yeah, that's a commercial On that show. Somebody had their knees redone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one of the old ladies On the show.
Speaker 5:She patented Motherf. I can get down there for you oh she trying to get dirty again.
Speaker 1:Oh, so she can get down on her knees.
Speaker 5:Get down and suck your thing, bro. Yeah, she said she going to hey that's a beautiful position right there.
Speaker 3:That's a beautiful position.
Speaker 1:Because you know it's one thing. If they do it in the bed, you be like oh okay, yeah. But like when they get down on their knees and you just standing up, I mean you ain't gonna be standing up for long if they any good, you be like hold up. You start being like you can't feel your feet. He be like hold up, let me sit down real quick.
Speaker 5:I'm a hypocrite, I don't eat ass, but I want a girl to do all the dirty things.
Speaker 3:I mean okay, so eating ass ain't like a requirement, right? But if you expect that, but don't eat the pussy, yeah, you're a hypocrite.
Speaker 5:You ought to be shaming yourself, young man. I'm just saying you trying to put a decent young man, old man like me in that type of situation so you eat ass too, nigga.
Speaker 2:I slip once or twice.
Speaker 3:Slip huh he slip once or twice. Slip huh. He slipped Y'all this slip he slipped Go.
Speaker 4:Don't drink behind me Support.
Speaker 1:The movie theater so we can keep good movies coming out. Watch Coco, like Christian said. I still got nine episodes of SWAT to finish.
Speaker 5:That's the movie that's basically settled for, like.
Speaker 1:And Superman. Oh yeah, oh, you definitely watch Superman.
Speaker 4:You got to watch.
Speaker 1:Superman, you have to, that's what they were telling me.
Speaker 3:I'm going to see it tomorrow. I know I'm going to see it, hell, I might go see it tonight.
Speaker 1:Oh, superman, I I heard it was good, okay, it's a different one.
Speaker 2:All right folks we out of here. All right, we out. Holla, I guess we got to wrap this thing up.
Speaker 5:Thanks guys. I appreciate y'all for enjoying my situation.
Speaker 1:Hey, you funny as hell dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you need to get some ghetto language or something. Holla Peace, I know the hell you be saying I come from the ghetto.